Today we have a kid who actually aspires to be Niko kado,
avocado. Nah man, I'm not even joking
right now. So the subscribers to sitting at
lunch, one day, when this kid comes over, we're going to call
them the avocado kid. And that's gonna be the name for
this kid just because I'm think that's gonna be the name
anyways. So the avocado kid comes over
and sits at the subscribers table and you no one.
Really knew the avocado kid that, well, they were kind of
friendly with him, but he was kind of just like another
friendly face that you saw in class nothing much with them,
right? But to any normally when he sat
like he infrequently sat with the Cyber, but some days, he did
some days, he didn't. But on this day, he sat down at
the subscribers table and he very proudly.
And loudly said, I am going to become YouTube, famous, and the
subscriber kind of looks at him and says, oh, like what do you
planning on making? And he's like, probably know the
subscribers probably thinks himself.
As you can do, like, commentary videos.
It's going to do like gaming videos, like post Fortnight, or
Minecraft Clips or something. You can try to be like a vlogger
or something, like there's a lot of differently, you type of
Videos, you can make on YouTube, if that's the beauty of YouTube,
you can really do whatever you want in this kid was saying.
So I was doing a little investigation because I know
that I want to be famous, but first of all, if your only goal
is just to be famous, you're doing it for the wrong reasons.
Like it's totally fine to want success and you want people to
watch you but like if that's your main goal you are 100%
going to burn out. But anyways he's like so I
wanted to be the avocado kids like so I wanted to be famous
and I was looking up the most trending popular people and
there's this YouTube And I'm Nico Cano avocado.
Guys you don't know who niku caught a lava kado.
Is he is a guy who eats a lot of food and I mean a lot of food
and eats it on camera and he becomes big boy because of it
very big boy. Yeah.
It's a whole thing you can look into it if you want to but
basically right the avocado kid says that like oh he notices
that like Nico kado avocados, super popular, super trending,
he gets all the views, the likes the Libraries and all the sweet
sweet, YouTube cash that comes along with it.
So the subscriber sitting there like no, like you kiss, like the
subscribers starting to catch on to what this kid is saying he's
like, no, you're not saying what I think you're saying the kids
like? Yeah.
So basically what I'm going to be doing is I will be
replicating eco-car 2, avocados strategy for Success which like
bro there are so many successful YouTubers.
Many of them even more successful than me.
Coco, No avocado. And you're choosing him out of
all of them, huh? The guy who's like expanded
17,000 pounds and is probably put, he's not pre-diabetic.
He's not diabetic. Bro is probably post diabetic at
this point goddamn but anyways. Right, so sure enough, you know,
the subscriber looks at him and everyone else in the everyone
else around the lunch table. At least all the people who know
who Nico kado avocado is. Look at this kid and say bro.
Don't do it. You don't want to do this.
This is a terrible idea. I guarantee you that this is a
terrible idea. You will regret doing this.
Like 100% basically everyone at the lunch table was like, don't
do this, this is the stupidest thing ever.
Like, you're only going to be screwing yourself over that.
I can guarantee in the kid was thinking to himself.
People aren't saying this because they're like the avocado
kid was thinking to himself. You know, people are saying this
not because they want to watch out for me.
And for, what's best? For my health and well-being,
know, people are telling me not to go down this route, because
they're jealous, they're jealous that I'm going to become more
famous than them, right? So sure, enough, the, the
avocado kid expresses, they think that they're all haters
and they don't want to see it with.
They don't want to see him succeed on YouTube and the
subscriber in the other people the table are like, bro.
That's not what we're trying to say.
What we're trying to say is, you can become YouTube famous.
He's without cramming down. 10 trillion calories per day and
filming yourself. Eating it on camera.
Yeah. There's other things on YouTube,
right? If anything like Nico condo
avocado and I genuinely believe this is such an interesting.
Is it plays such a like interesting character?
If you wasn't so Niche down? And maybe I don't know, did
something more General like he has the ability to make it doing
other things, bro. Chose that.
That was his choice and they're saying that, you know, this
doesn't have to be his choice, he doesn't go to Like there's so
many YouTube options that don't make you.
Very sick. I don't know how else to say it
man. Like that's just a reality.
This is truth and sure enough. They're all saying to him, bro.
Don't do it. And avocado kid that liked it
telling this to the avocado kid was almost like asking him to do
it more little. Do these guys know that they
were almost in fact promoting him to do this more than he was
planning on doing it before. So sure enough Reich, the
avocado kid, he goes back home and he records his first video.
The thing is, I don't totally know how the out.
Avocado kid, got access to all the food that he did.
I think he just lived near a McDonald's.
I think his parents were like super rich.
I'm not saying he's a spoiled kid.
Maybe he was his, he had like, unlimited access to a credit
card. So basically, the kid he bought,
like, I don't know, six orders of McDonald's, right?
So first of all, that's kind of grow even look, I know what you
guys like McDonald's, but maybe don't eat it that often because
it has a lot of band stuff in it.
I hate to be like, you're weird like earthy.
Like aunt. That's saying oh my God, the
seed oils are going to come and stab you the middle of the
night, but all I'm saying, is chill out with that this kid got
six orders. I think there's a McDonald's
like mirrors house or something and sure enough, right?
The subscriber, like one, like then that night like knows about
this kids YouTube channel. It has like seven subs or
something, is like, subscribe to it with notifications on just to
like follow what he does. And the subscriber who
submitted, this story is sitting in bed, one night or that night.
I should say to be specific when he gets a note.
Vacation McDonald's mukbang like 10,000 calories consumed, like
some crazy ass title, right? So he clicks into it thinking.
Okay, this is definitely clickbait.
Like, there's not a single shot that this isn't clickbait right
now and he clicks into it and he looks at, you know, sure enough
it is the avocado kid, who wants to be his Idol, Nico Cano,
avocado, the scary guy in the very in the image in the
thumbnail and yeah so he has all six orders of McDonald's out on
the table. And the subscribers like okay,
this is clickbait and he's just trying to use a retention
tactic, so like he's putting all this stuff out there like so
people think he's gonna eat it and it quickly like Scrubs, you
know how you can speed all the way through the video, to the
very end and the subscriber speeds all the way to the very
end and he sees all the bags are empty and he's like, okay, this
is not like that's not true because he's like it's like a 35
minute video. So the subscriber thinks okay,
well what he did was probably had a really quick cut in the
middle of the video. Dio thinking that people will
make it that far and thinking that people will scrub all the
way to the end of the video. And look at that.
So he just it's all a trick, right?
The subscriber ends up watching the full 35 minute video and he
watches as his kid legitimately consumes.
Six orders of McDonald's like one order alone is kind of suss
like a little sketchy bro, that's all I'm trying to say.
But six bro I had a half the cows on the farm.
Broad enough cholesterol too. I don't know.
I don't know what try to say your I'm trying to say it's not
good. So the next day the kid comes in
the avocado kid comes in and sits down for lunch table and
you know, all the chaos guys kind of look at them as a
subscriber, forward to forward, forwarded, the video to all of
them. If not, some of them already
were following him, probably all the subscribers for his channel
was sitting at a table. Granted, the video had like 15
views by the way, it wasn't popping off, which I mean in the
beginning, man. Like when I made videos back all
the day, all the way back in. C16.
I've been making videos since then, I just private it.
A lot of them dude. If I got 20 views, I said that's
good work. That's enough for me.
If I got 50 views, I'm not even kidding.
You I celebrated I legitimately celebrated.
But anyway. Anyways right so sure enough.
This kid sits down the lunch table and the subscriber and all
of his friends are looking at him and he's like you didn't
think I could do it and a subscribers like no we totally
thought you could do it but we just said, you shouldn't do it
and the Like you're just jealous because I'm going to become
YouTube famous and, you know, the subscribers like no, like
dude, like that's that's a really bad habit.
Like, we saw the video you posted last night.
You really just can't keep on doing that, like sure that one
off time is fine, I guess. But dude, like don't keep on
posting that it only got 15 views.
So, obviously, it's not what you're supposed to be posting.
Anyways, like, it's knock, it's not worth 15 views is not worth
the health consequences. Has this kid is like, you just
know that the avocado kid is like, you just know that
potential that I have and you want me to squash it because
you're jealous that I'm going to becoming YouTube famous and you
are not and so this is the subscribers like, dude, that's
not what I'm saying. The kids at the table are like,
bro, you can't be eating six orders of McDonald's, every
night like that, seriously, unhealthy.
You just can't be doing that, like, no sane person would be
doing that. And honestly, bro, Like more
worried for you, like we kind of thought that you weren't going
to do any of that but you ended up doing that that just like
encourage the avocado kid to push even harder.
So for the next week, the avocado kid has legit daily
uploads of eating dislike endless amounts of like
McDonald's. Like it is the grossest thing
ever the subscriber every single night at like 8:00 at night gets
a notification from the avocado kids channel saying with like
crazier and crazier and crazier titles.
Like it went from like six McDonald's meal, so 7 to 8, to
9, to 10 to 11. I don't know if I want to pass
like 10 or whatever but like the calorie numbers were just like
going up exponentially, bro. And at this point, like the
subscriber is genuinely worried only a week went by.
And when the, you know, the avocado kid sat down he was like
full of breaking out acne, which is totally normal at his age,
but I will. One thing I will say that a lot
of people don't know, is there is a direct correlation between
the food that you eat and like the actin like, if you break out
or not some people just naturally Are predisposed to
having a lot more acting problems.
That's totally true. However, it is another Factor
what you eat. So if you're not, if your
genetics are pretty good and you're washing your face, but
you keep breaking out. Maybe look away you're eating,
bro. Just it's not guaranteed to be
the reason but it is a reason you guys should be aware of.
So anyways, this goes on for three whole months.
I'm not even kidding. You.
Three whole months, every single day, The subscriber gets a
notification from avocado kid that, he posted the newest
craziest thing ever. You might be thinking, how bad
could it be in three months and the it was not good.
So yeah, the subscriber, basically watch this kid kind of
become a big boy in three months.
Like, I mean, here's the thing broke.
If you're eating, I don't know, six to eight McDonald's meals.
Every single Right? Every single day for three
months straight, you may or may not become a big boy.
You may or may not, it's just kind of how these things work,
bro. It's kind of just how these
things work. So, here's the thing that the
craziest thing ever. And it's exactly what you should
be doing this in the first place.
Apparently, the kid had a doctor's appointment, like
three, like three months into it of doing the channel.
The kid had a routine doctor's appointment.
Apparently the doctor saw him was like, hey yo, what the fuck?
And they like, took his like cholesterol and blood levels and
apparently that stuff was like, so off the charts, like every
bad signal, you could have gotten was, like, through the
roof. Apparently, like dude was about
to beat like pre-diabetic, like I don't know how you're like,
probably like not that like like he wanted for about perfectly
normal healthy individual to pre-diabetic within three months
of eating like six McDonald's meal.
Okay it's not I am acting so shocked right now.
I'm more shocked or just the fact that he did it, not the
fact that like the results because I don't know, man.
If you're eating six meals and McDonald's every single day, and
not expecting to become at least a little bit pre-diabetic.
And a big boy, I don't know. If I can help you, I don't know.
Anyways, right. So apparently, right.
His mom had no idea about his YouTube channel but like, you
know, he came back, like, they came back from, like the doctors
or whatever. And like, avocado, boy was being
like, his mom was like, oh my God, what's going on?
You're like kind of big right now and you have like crazy
chart numbers or whatever. And apparently like it was just
a coincidence, but someone in the avocado kids class sent like
like told their parents. Oh my God, like this kid.
Has a YouTube channel where he eats a ton of food and he's kind
of a big boy now and he's kind of gross looking.
And, you know, the parent and like, apparently, like the
summoning, this kids class showed it to their parents and
their parents are like, oh my God, this is actually a serious
health consequences like a health risk.
Like, look, if you're a bigger individual, that's totally fine.
Like live your life, do what you need to do.
Obviously I advocate for you to be as you know, happy and
healthy as possible. So however you get there however
you get there. But bro, if you're eating six
meals in McDonald's, every Night, like I do you really need
me or a doctor to point out what's going wrong.
And ya know, if someone's eating six meals at McDonald's every
single night, I guarantee you that they are not a healthy
individual. I guarantee you the 99.9%
accuracy. So basically, when this parent
of the kid in the avocado kids class saw this, they immediately
got concerned that because it's concerning, like, imagine being
Niko kado avocados parents and you don't even know he has a
channel and then you check out his channel.
Channel. And you're just like, oh my God,
I don't know if I want to watch any more of this.
So basically right you know the avocado kids parents are sent
his channel and they just watch. They scroll through all the
videos and they're like, oh my God, and then they start
watching some of the videos and the videos are like legit.
They at first, I think the parents were like in disbelief
that this was even a thing, but they started to watch the videos
and that's when they realized that the videos of the avocado
kid, we're actually one hundred thousand percent legit.
Kid was legitimately just eating like twenty-five thousand
billion calories every single second from McDonald's.
For had more cholesterol than I don't know.
I tried to make this reference twice and I've nothing to
compare it to, bro. Just had a lot of it.
Brought us had a lot of the hit, a lot of the mcdivitt than
Mickey D. So basically his parents made
him shut down his channel and remove all this videos and yeah
eventually bro God bit healthier.
He was still took a lot of damage from that whole
Excavating trying to be nice. O'Connor avocado.
But here's the thing man. If you're eating six meals and
McDonald's every single night and then you stop, you're
actually going to become healthier when you stop.
When you cut out the six meals a McDonald's every single night.
I know this is a shocking fact but believe it or not.
Your body does not react well to eating six meals a McDonald's
every single night. I know it's crazy.
But anyways, yeah. So this kids channel are shut
down and I think he liked or at least he wasn't allowed you to
private all of his old videos and he couldn't post any more
videos like that for obvious. These reasons, I think this kid
tried to do do a little like Fortnight or gaming or
something, but it never really took off.
And yeah, the subscriber has never had a crazier thing happen
to him in his life.