1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:04,640 Today we have a story time of a spoiled kid who is so delusional 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:08,440 that he believes that he is the warden from Minecraft and ends 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,000 up. Attacking his. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,720 Teacher bro this is so insane but you'll like the story so 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,600 leave a like in the video right now to claim your free nothing 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,840 subscribe to. The channel. 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:17,720 If you're. New and like stories. 8 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:22,960 And with that being said, let's just let's just let's just get 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,680 right into it. Boom. 10 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,320 So we're going to call a subscriber who's omitted this 11 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,520 story Kyle. And there was a kid in Kyle's. 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:34,520 City who? Usually I'd call him Ben as you 13 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,280 guys have been watching the channel for a while. 14 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,360 I always call the second spoiled kid iPad. 15 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,800 Kid Ben. But today we're going to mix it 16 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,920 up for the. Ben's who watch me because one 17 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,760 of my best friend's name is Ben I'll give you guys a break 18 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,880 we're. Going to call him Cartman. 19 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,800 We're going to do the South. Park style, basically Cartman, 20 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,400 right? He was from a super rich. 21 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,080 Family, right? This is something where the 22 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,160 parents basically owned almost. All the real. 23 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,400 Estate in this city so. They were doing. 24 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,480 Pretty good, you know what I mean? 25 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,520 They were doing pretty well and Cartman grew. 26 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,320 Up on third base. So every single. 27 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,520 Day, you know Cartman would like wake up. 28 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,960 He'd have his Butler. Bring him his clothes, bring him 29 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,200 breakfast in bed. And he'd just like, clap his 30 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,200 hands like Butler, Butler, I'm hungry. 31 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,080 I'm. Hungry. 32 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,360 Give me food right now. And he'd be like, yes, Sir 33 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,760 Cartman, your food is coming soon. 34 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,960 And then he would get up in his mega mansion, whatever, go down, 35 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:32,760 watch TV all day, go on his iPad, play video games. 36 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,400 Well, some. Of the other kids such. 37 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,680 As the subscriber, Kyle, you know over the summer would have 38 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,280 to go work a job or something to learn a little bit about. 39 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,160 The real world to learn a little bit about, you know, the value. 40 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,440 Of the dollar, the value of money. 41 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,360 And if I have to give my 2. Cents on this if I have to get 42 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:54,480 my take on this I would say. That there is a lot of value in. 43 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,600 Kyle's parents doing this because you know, it's, it's, 44 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,280 it's the hard things in life to give you perspective and give 45 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,240 you the true value. But I'm sure. 46 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,560 You know Cartman, when he's just a kid, he's like, Oh my gang, 47 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,680 gang, this. Is awesome. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,400 I get to wake up every. Day lunch cartoons with my bed. 49 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,320 Anyways, he was known as kind of a spoiled kid in the city and, 50 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,240 you know, unfortunately Kyle and all of his friends. 51 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,800 Would be forced to hey, like would be forced to go to. 52 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,760 School with them. So they were free. 53 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,720 From this the menace that was. Cartman during. 54 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,600 The day. Or during the summer I should 55 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,280 say, 'cause. You know, they'd all be doing 56 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,200 jobs, hanging out together, and Cartman just stay inside playing 57 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,640 video games, getting food. But then when you know the 58 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,920 government forced. You know them to go to school 59 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,240 and the parents to send their kids there. 60 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,440 I'm sure Carbon wanted to be quote and quote homeschooled, 61 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,040 which in some cases I think homeschooling makes a lot of 62 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,560 sense. I can see some parents doing a 63 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,840 really good job and kind of taking education to their own 64 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,840 hands and I have no issues with that at all. 65 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,560 However, you know, if Cartman was going to be educated at 66 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,840 home, it'd be 5 minutes of like being like told like, OK, here 67 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,360 are the answers to the online exam you have to do Go play 68 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,000 video games. But anyways. 69 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,520 You know Kyle and his. Friends were blessed every day 70 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,600 to have such a good kid like Cartman out of school. 71 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,840 Guys, obviously I'm joking. But when they got. 72 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,400 To school, you know this was. Early fall or? 73 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,640 I guess it was late August, going to early September of 6th 74 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,720 grade. 6th grade, that's like the one. 75 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,160 Sixth, That's like the one of the first, second, third, 4th, 76 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,960 5th, 6th, That's like the one. I can't say I have like one or 77 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,440 two words. I have a list, but I just can't 78 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,280 say them. It's not an actual list, but 79 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,000 like it's one or two words. I always get caught up saying 80 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,000 6th, 6th, 6th grade. I'm just. 81 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,760 Going to say 6th grade, sorry. Guys when they're coming back to 82 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,640 6th grade right over the summer. Cartman's. 83 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,200 Parent like Cartman got really. Into Minecraft. 84 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,680 Look, I love Minecraft. I haven't played in a. 2nd. 85 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,600 This is my gameplay. By the way, it's. 86 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,920 A little bit older because I'm terrible. 87 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,040 Now some of you guys are like, O'Connor, you got to get new 88 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,960 gameplay and I'm just like. Guys, if you saw my gameplay, 89 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,080 you. Would not want new gameplay all 90 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,760 I'm saying. But you know, I love Minecraft. 91 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,600 It was a great. Game As a kid, it brought me 92 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,200 together with a lot of my friends, especially in 6th in 93 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,000 7th grade, right? That was a great time for me, 94 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,640 but. It's kind of at a point now. 95 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,960 Where I haven't played it as much, but I still have a lot of 96 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,920 respect and love for the game. In fact, me and my. 97 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,519 College aged, I'm not called undergraduate. 98 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,640 I'm kind of an unk now guys, but me? 99 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,520 When I. Was in college. 100 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,880 Last year when the Minecraft movie came out, seeing me and 101 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,680 some of my boys actually went to go see it. 102 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,400 Not because we're like, oh, this is a great movie. 103 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,880 I got to go see it because the love of Minecraft, man. 104 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,560 So I understand the love of Minecraft, but this kid, 105 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,280 whenever he does? Anything. 106 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,640 Right, it truly is something where he takes it to. 107 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,840 The next level he. Takes it to. 108 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,160 The. Extreme every single. 109 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,040 Time because he's. Able to get whatever he wants in 110 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,960 this world. And if he wants something, then 111 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,720 he's just going to get want more and more. 112 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,080 And that was part of the problem of the spoiled kid Cartman 113 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,960 growing up is, you know, if you don't have to work for something 114 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,240 you don't get. That satisfaction if. 115 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,600 You can just press a button. It's like if you get cheats in a 116 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,560 video. Game and you get. 117 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,400 Everything. Then all of a sudden the video 118 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,200 game gets boring so Cartman would always just press the 119 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,760 button. Again and again and again and. 120 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,840 Again and again and again and again and again and again and 121 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,320 again and again, just to get more and more. 122 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,680 And he got. So deep into Minecraft he had 123 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,320 his parents buy him like. A 10,000. 124 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,240 Dollar gaming computer. Which over the summer while he 125 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,480 wasn't. Hanging out with anyone. 126 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,520 He definitely did brag about it the entire time because he was 127 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,680 like, oh man, like I got this crazy gaming. 128 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,000 Computer you. Guys don't have it like all that 129 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,800 kind of stuff and like a $10,000 gaming computer. 130 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:42,200 We just watched Minecraft videos all day and just got so immersed 131 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,240 in Minecraft. That he started to lose touch 132 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,160 with reality. You'll see this with a. 133 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,280 Lot of spoiled kids and it's why being a spoiled kid is both in 134 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,840 some ways very much a gift because there are certain 135 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,880 challenges such as you know, you have a great roof under your 136 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,400 head, great access to education and theory. 137 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,400 You know you don't have food insecurity. 138 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,480 There's a lot of benefits to being a well off, even a very 139 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,800 rich kid, but some of the downsides. 140 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,160 And I've seen this a. Lot in my experience, you know, 141 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,920 I've known a lot of very rich kids and some are great. 142 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,160 Some some of their parents have done an excellent job. 143 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,560 But a lot. Of them have some detachment 144 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,600 from reality, some of them are a little bit delusional, such as 145 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,600 this kid. Imagine. 146 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,360 Playing Minecraft 16 hours a day and going. 147 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,360 To sleep. To like Minecraft videos and 148 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,240 every moment of your life is just imbued with Minecraft. 149 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,480 At a certain point you start. To believe it to be true, you 150 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,760 start to. Blend. 151 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,480 The fabric of what is reality with your reality. 152 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:45,440 And This is why this story happened the way that it did, 153 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,000 right? So this is one day in September 154 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,800 of 6th grade, right? This was during. 155 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,640 History class. So the subscriber, Kyle is 156 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,480 sitting there in the back of the. 157 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,360 Room and he sees, you know, most of the time like he sees where 158 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,120 you know Cartman is sitting in class. 159 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,440 He's usually sitting there on his phone like watching 160 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,840 Minecraft videos on mute, watching like a dream, a 161 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:10,240 Minecraft manhunt video or watching like a top 10 Minecraft 162 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,480 type thing. He's always not paying attention 163 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,320 because he needs to absorb Minecraft every single day. 164 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,520 And this isn't like 1. Of the iPad kids where he brings 165 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,760 his computer into class because they have a much stricter policy 166 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,680 with that. Basically this history teacher 167 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,880 is like, guys, you got to take notes the old fashioned way. 168 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,520 You have to. Get like a. 169 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:29,240 Written thing from your doctor if you have to take notes on 170 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,920 your computer because he's like. Man, I have kids myself. 171 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,360 And I know exactly what goes on when you have a computer in 172 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,360 class. So while this while Cartman 173 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,400 couldn't get away with. Playing Minecraft in class, he. 174 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,160 Still found a way to absorb it non-stop so. 175 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,240 One Day in History class when you know. 176 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,920 Subscriber Kyle. Was kind of sitting there bored, 177 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,280 looking the other way. All of a sudden, Cartman stands 178 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,200 up. And he covers his. 179 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,320 Eyes with his hands, which at first everyone's like what? 180 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,640 And he starts going like, and then everyone's like, yo, this 181 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,160 kids tweaking out. But the reason why he was 182 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,200 covering his eyes? With his hands. 183 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,400 Is because in in Minecraft there's this big boss they added 184 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,000 and they added it after I kind. Of got out of Minecraft. 185 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,360 So I I know about it, but it's not like for me when I grew up 186 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,120 it was the Ender Dragon. Was the big. 187 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,480 One and then if you wanted to have a little bit more fun. 188 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,440 You could play with the wither. But then they added the warden 189 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,520 which is this like some super OP actually difficult boss with? 190 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,000 One thing about vanilla Minecraft that was hard like. 191 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,280 Kind of made. Me almost immediately get into 192 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:36,080 like modded Minecraft and Hypixel and you know, duels and 193 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,600 PvP. Was I love? 194 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,120 The simplicity and the beauty of traditional Minecraft. 195 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,200 There is something why you know, it's such a big game is because 196 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,840 the traditional game is so simple. 197 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,440 And I'm kind of on the fence of like all the new things they're 198 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,840 adding in. I'm like, I actually love the 199 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,280 simplicity and then have other people add mods on top to make 200 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,720 it interesting in that way. But the warden is like some 201 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,240 crazy OP one. But The thing is the warden is 202 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,640 blind so he has this kid. Cartman has his hands over his 203 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,040 eyes. And he's like, and the teacher's 204 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:10,560 like, Cartman, are you OK? And he's like, I'm sensing 205 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:14,520 vibrations. Intruders must be published. 206 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:19,440 I am the warden and the history. Teachers like Carbon, please sit 207 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,840 down. Like you're interrupting class. 208 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,200 If I will have to send you out if you continue to interrupt 209 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,640 class, he's like. Vibrations, vibrations. 210 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,520 I feel them all around me. There's an intruder. 211 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,320 And I must attack. So the teachers like Cartman, 212 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,640 please sit down. If you don't sit down like I'm 213 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,000 going to have to. And in the midst of saying that, 214 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,280 Cartman's like. Vibrations identified attack. 215 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,840 So basically Cartman. With his like. 216 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,040 Closing. His eyes. 217 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,680 He takes his hands off his eyes, but they're closed. 218 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:50,480 He basically. Like gets in a like a almost 219 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,840 like a charging position. He has puts both of his hands 220 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,240 outstretched, pretends. To like shoot Sonic booms. 221 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,560 He's like kaboom, kaboom kaboom. And the teacher's like, bro, you 222 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,880 got to stop this like carpet. I'm going to have to ask you to 223 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,280 go to the principal's office and like all have one like one of 224 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,000 your classmates can give you notes after. 225 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,320 Class like this teacher was. Relatively chill, but he's like 226 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,520 bro, you got to leave. I'm not going to give you 227 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,960 punishment, but like you're disrupting the class. 228 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,640 He's like you are going to feel the Warden's wrath if you. 229 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,880 Are not ready. And all of a sudden, the 230 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,880 teachers like Cartman, I don't know what. 231 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,080 And with that, he's like. Warden full on attack. 232 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,600 He has both of his hands open and. 233 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,160 He with his. Eyes closed, he starts. 234 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:40,240 I kid you not, sprinting towards the teacher. 235 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,760 And if you made it this far into the video, comment Warden WARDE. 236 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,160 N in the comment section down below if you're listening. 237 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,040 On YouTube or Spotify. Or wherever you're listening or 238 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,480 Apple Music, comment that down below. 239 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,320 It shows me the names in the faces that people made as far 240 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,520 into the video. Thank you guys. 241 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:53,920 So. Much and if. 242 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,800 You want to make your own stories? 243 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,680 Go to. Instagram look up. 244 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,880 Connor Pugs. I have 1.2 million followers in 245 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:58,680 there. I get a bunch of reviews. 246 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,360 Send me Adm. And message me your story. 247 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,640 That's where I get these stories from. 248 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,000 All subscribers submitted. Anyways. 249 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,640 He looks at the teachers like Warden. 250 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:10,440 A talk mode. Outstretches his arms, eyes 251 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,720 closed, and starts I. Kid you not, guys sprinting 252 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:19,560 towards the teacher? So it almost. 253 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,560 Is like. It happened in slow motion 254 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,920 because Kyle realizes, because it happens very. 255 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,480 Quickly, but Kyle in that moment. 256 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,800 Realizes that one. Cartman's insane. 257 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,840 Basic right? He was always annoying. 258 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,400 Spoiled and weird, but now he's insane too 2. 259 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,200 He actually thinks, or at least is. 260 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,400 Pretending to be. And. 261 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,400 For some reason believes this is an acceptable thing to. 262 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:46,080 Be to do the warden for Minecraft and three he is in the 263 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,040 process of sprinting with his two arms outstretched and his 264 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,840 eyes closed towards the. Teacher, who's standing behind 265 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,480 his desk. So sure enough, Cartman in full 266 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,640 Sprint mode. It's like. 267 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,720 Warden attack. His two. 268 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,440 Arms outstretched, he's sprinting down the line. 269 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,560 Because like he. Kind of got. 270 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,920 Up from his his desk because everyone had individual desks 271 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,720 facing towards the front of the classroom got it from his desk 272 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,600 stood to like the left of it right so he could like have a 273 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,800 clear shot down the path right towards the desk of the teacher 274 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,400 so he. Sprints down there and he almost 275 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,960 is like he almost gets to the teacher's desk when his foot. 276 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:28,440 Catches. On one of the the closest desk 277 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,240 to. The teacher. 278 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,920 So he begins to stretch with his arms outstretched. 279 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,160 So what happens is the first desk is actually. 280 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,560 Or the teacher. 'S desk actually really close to 281 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,600 the closest student's desk. It was a relatively small 282 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,920 classroom. It was kind of cramped. 283 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,280 So he catches, his foot catches and he basically like belly. 284 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,200 Onto the teacher's desk. Completely clearing the table, 285 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:58,320 his computer, his. Laptop flies off and smashes his 286 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,080 coffee cup. Flies. 287 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,640 Off the desk smashes against the wall. 288 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,560 Coffee flies. Everywhere, staining everything. 289 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,960 All of the papers the. Teacher as a. 290 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960 Typical. Teacher has a. 291 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,680 Billion papers on their. Desk. 292 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,760 Those fly everywhere and he's just like this kid. 293 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,480 Cartman is this. Like spread eagle on the desk. 294 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,080 Everything's on the. Floor. 295 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,240 Destroyed. Ruined. 296 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,000 And there's. This is. 297 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,560 This deafening. Silence that follows. 298 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,600 So Kyle is just sitting there almost in shock. 299 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,640 The whole class is in shock, the teacher's in shock. 300 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,920 The MacBook is destroyed the coffee cup which all the papers 301 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,080 that are flown. Everywhere are all. 302 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,920 Covered in coffee, right 'cause it hit the wall, exploded the 303 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,600 teacher. 'S like. 304 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,200 Half of his clothes, half of his pants, half of his shirts 305 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,200 covered in coffee as well. And. 306 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,440 Cartman is this. On the desk, flat evil, a flat 307 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,520 like, you know, flat eagle, flying eagle. 308 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,000 What is the spread eagle? And after like 10 seconds of the 309 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,080 teacher just being speechless, he's like Warden. 310 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,480 Retreat. And he like starts to get up and 311 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,240 the. Teacher goes over and it's like 312 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,080 you're gonna go to the principals. 313 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,600 I can't whatever. And he's like takes like he. 314 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,840 Doesn't like grab him or anything but he like takes him 315 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,720 by like Comus like puts an arm on his like shoulder and like. 316 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,640 Leads him out of the room. So the teacher. 317 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,760 'S gone. For like 10 minutes. 318 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,640 And the whole class during that time erupts in the conversation 319 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,240 how crazy this kid is. Kyle leans over to his friend is 320 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,920 like Oh my God. And about 10 minutes later, so 321 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,320 they've like 5 minutes left of class, the teacher comes back 322 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,320 still all stained. It looks like. 323 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,680 He went into the bathroom to try to wash it off, spray some water 324 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,400 on it, but it's coffee stains, It's not just going to come out 325 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,240 immediately. He's like, guys like. 326 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,000 Just we're supposed. To cover the end of. 327 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,040 Chapter 5 Just go home and read it yourself. 328 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,440 It'll be on the quiz at the end of the week. 329 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,720 I I just have to pack up early? And so, of course, Kyle. 330 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,760 Gets up and some of the other students get up to help like 331 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,280 gather the teachers things and they see the MacBook completely 332 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,640 shattered which is a big thing and. 333 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,840 Yeah. So this key carbon gets in a 334 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,480 lot. Of trouble. 335 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,960 Don't get me wrong, he has to come in and apologize in front 336 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,520 of the entire class. I'm sure he had to apologize 337 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,320 directly to the teacher. We also see like a couple like a 338 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,360 week later, you know, and Kyle notices the teacher actually is 339 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,600 a brand new MacBook. I can only. 340 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,800 Imagine that Cartmans parents were just through money at this 341 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,440 problem. And Cartman got in a little bit 342 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,760 of trouble, but honestly, sometimes spoiled kids, I hate 343 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,360 to say it, get away with a lot.