How's it going, everyone? I hope you're having a pretty
good day because today we got some very, very, very
interesting stories to tell you, guys.
Also, if I have a random cough, I'm, I'm mostly over whatever.
I just had but solo sex. So, sit back, relax, subscribe
to the channel if you are new and let's just jump right into
it. Let's call the subscriber,
submitted the first story Lucas, by the way, you can submit your
own stories to me on Instagram or Twitter, they're both in the
description, just submit them to my DMs. That's all.
Got to do so. Anyways I'm not going to cut
that out and trying to keep this interesting.
So anyways, Lucas was in. We're going to say he was in the
fifth grade. I know that he was younger, I
don't know exactly how old he was but this is very fifth
grader. This is very fifth grader type
something. You know, so Lucas was in the
fifth grade and Lucas, sorry about that, Lucas had some
friends and one of the friends were going to call Ben and Ben
was the, the kid who did the thing and the title of this
video. And probably Be the reason why
you clicked into this video because it is so ridiculous.
It is literally so ridiculous. But anyways Sparkling Water by
the way I don't drink adult lemonade or anything like that.
So sure enough you know they're all sitting around one day and
they were getting test handed back to them.
And this teacher was not nice to them.
I don't know if you guys have had teachers like this but for
example my stats class last year, the average of a midterm
was a 68 and I was like Okay, we're getting curve, right?
Of course, we're going to carve come to class.
The teacher says, I'm satisfied with how that went.
He's satisfied with the average being basically a fail.
He said, no curve. So I feel for this person,
right? Because it's Lucas and all of
his friends, they're sitting around and they get their test
back and the results aren't good.
But specifically been is, did not get the result he wanted.
I mean ban like practically failed the attack.
I think he actually did pray, he probably did actually fail, not
just practically failed but yes. So been failed, everyone else
practically failed. Lucas did way below what he
wanted and they, you know, always to an extent it's on you.
But also in this case, it's very much felt like the teacher was,
you know, doing this to them on purpose for some reason, right?
And you know so Tom not Tommy. That's again, the next story,
Ben Lucas and all of his other friends were sitting around at
lunch and you know Ben who got you know the failing grade and
was extra upset started to go off about how, you know?
Oh mr. It will call the teacher Mr.
Davenport because I was call the secondary character Ben and the
teacher dad, mr. Or mrs.
Davenport oh mr. Davenport's.
So mean to me like he just, you know, he always keeps me the
worst grades, so he's giving all of us.
The worst grades. Like we got to get back at him,
like we got a like, prank them somehow and all the other kids,
including Lucas, the subscriber, who submitted this story kind of
was just like, no, dude, we don't need to do that.
We really don't need to do that, like that's like yes, if I was
in second grade Raid, whatever we put a you know, a whoopee
cushion under his chair and then get, you know, suspended for a
day or something. I don't know.
But they say now, you know what, we just got to do well in this
class, it's just one of these classes, we discover like buckle
down and do well in sure he's like a very annoying greater.
We don't like him as a teacher, but basically all the kids came
to the conclusion of no, we can't prank them.
Like, that's only going to get us in more trouble, which I 100%
agree. It's going to feel good for a
second and then you're just going to be in so much more
trouble. It's just not worth the
headache. And everyone was saying like,
Okay that's a good idea everyone except Lucas everyone besides
Lucas was like a hundred percent convinced in today.
Just so, you know, was a Friday and they were all having a big
sleepover that Saturday night. It's important for you, for you
guys to know that all the kids sitting around our friends,
Lucas been in some other kids. So let's skip ahead to Saturday
night and Ben gets our Lucas gets a text from been saying,
hey man, I don't even know if I can show up to the sleepover
tonight. And Lucas was like, oh man.
Like, what's good? Like, why can't you show up?
And he's like, my mom. So upset with the gray that
she's like, considering, I have to stay in, on the weekends to
go, like, just do my sorry. I have to stay in on weekends
just to do my homework the entire time or whatever and Ben
says hey but my dad's fighting for me so we'll see how it goes.
It turns out that you know, after talking for a while, Ben's
dad is able to convince Ben's mom that you know, depriving him
of time with his friends especially just over one poor
test grade. And you know, Ben was very clear
that he says oh everyone did poorly in the teachers a jerk,
right? You know Ben's mom wasn't happy
about it but she decided that depriving her kids time of human
interaction. Probably wasn't going to solve
the problem which I've never understood when parents are
like, oh my God. You're doing so terrible.
Yeah, maybe for hanging out with people who are like, let's
actually I don't know. I like let's like let's not do
homework. Let's skip school that I'm sure
fine but most cases depriving your kid of like human era
interaction is not going to You know, give them, you know, the
state where they're going to do all their homework or something
like that. So, anyways, what's important is
that Ben does show up to the sleepover eventually.
And, you know, so they all, you know, the big thing about the
sleepover was that none of them were allowed to watch South
Park. I don't know if you guys have
seen South Park before but it's a show and I wasn't allowed to
see it for very long time because there's a lot of stuff
in it that I can understand why my mom is like nany, you're not
seeing that. I'm sorry.
It's just not happening. It's fine I get it and These
kids were not allowed to see South Park.
They were in sixth grade or fifth grade or something.
And they all decided that at this sleepover that they were
all going to like that. They were going to watch South
Park and it was going to be like the best thing ever.
And they were going to do it when the parents went to bed and
they, you know, they're going to sneak downstairs, or whatever,
right? And so sure enough, it's time,
you know, they walk, they go downstairs, it's, you know, it's
night time, the parents have gone to bed.
It's Lucas bent. And all of his friends they turn
on the TV, the turn it up like one volume bar but the during
don't turn it up all the way because they don't want to get
caught and sure enough to go on Comedy Central the right time in
an episode of South Park is playing.
It's very important that I add this detail because a very
specific episode is playing this day.
If you don't know, there's a character in South Park called
Cartman. Cartman is not the greatest role
model and it this is the episode where Cartman craps on the desk
which inspires what has to happen next.
So basically you don't need to know what everything that
happened, but Cartman trying to get himself in trouble.
He wants to get out of class and be held in detention is very
desperate to do so walks up, on his teacher's, desk, and craps
all over it. He's like, craps in your debt.
Like, I just crapped on your desk, what you can do about it,
and he gets in trouble, of course, and the problem was most
of the kids, they're understood that, that's ridiculous.
Don't, don't do that to your teacher, please.
Please don't. Please don't watch this.
Video and then go on to do something like that, please,
it's all I ask it. So it's the bare minimum guys.
Come on now. And, but the one person who
didn't understand that, who thought it was the greatest
thing he's ever seen was been remember.
Ben was the most angry at his teacher for giving him a bad
grade. Ben was the one who wanted to
seek revenge and revenge band will seek because now he has a
plan. Now, he understands what he must
do. So, while watching this been
casually says Wouldn't it be hilarious if one of us did this
to Mr? Davenport, like he would totally
deserve it. And all the kids were laughing,
they were like, yeah, dude, you're totally right now,
actually agreeing with them, you know, when your friend says
something like insane and you disagree to it because it's like
funny of course it's not actually you don't actually
expect they're going to do that. You just think it's funny,
right? You just think it's funny.
So everyone was like yellow, the be hilarious, not actually
expecting been to be like, okay, that's a great idea.
I Okay, let's skip to Monday. This is where things start to
get really interesting. So sure enough, you know, it is
Monday and it is class time and the teacher, you know, Mr.
Davenport starts talking about how everyone didn't do so well
in the last exam. And that like, that's, you know,
we're going to work on it. And they says, I know that a lot
of you did did try, however, there's certain material that I
need to cover because it will be expected of you in the next
class. And this is one thing I can
totally understand. Sometimes teachers, just put
material on there, just to be hard and if it's not a weed out
class for like a very competitive major, I truly don't
understand why you'd want to do that, however, in some
circumstances teachers know that in your next class, maybe like
if you take algebra, one algebra to your next class, for example,
is going to need. You need to know certain topics.
So even if kids aren't doing well you need to be tested on
them fair enough and that was what Mr. Mr. Davenport was
saying, however, Ben was not hearing him all been heard.
Was that like I hate you guys and I failed you because I'm
evil. Ha ha.
So been after Mr. Davenport has his big long rant about like, oh
well, you know, I'll make sure to teach you like, please be
honest. When you guys don't understand
something, I'll be more transparent about what's going
on in the tests stuff like that. Never saying that he's like oh I
won't put hard stuff on anymore just being like I'll try and
make it more obvious, you know, after that whole thing been
raises his hand. Any ask the teacher like, but do
you feel bad about like, giving us all bad grade, which
everyone's heads kind of turn? Because that was kind of a weird
thing to say like that was, I mean, it was on everyone's mind,
don't get me wrong. I was on everyone's mind.
However, this is kind of a very awkward and it just was very, it
wasn't fitting for a kid to say that in that situation and the
teacher who was a little bit taken aback, a little bit was
like, oh I get like, I'm sorry like yeah, I mean I'm sorry you
guys didn't do as well. well, as we all hoped but there's many
more tests in the future and unfortunately this was not a
sufficient answer to been apparently, because Ben I don't
know why, you know the teacher was sitting up as at his desk
and been ran up to the front of the room and the teacher had a
book bag. You know there's like briefcase
book bags, right? You know this kind of like
briefcase type, you know there's baggies carry your computer
maybe it's like a laptop bag. I don't really know and then
goes to the front of the room. And well, I mean, I guess I
think you guys can understand what's happening next, but it
goes to the front of the room, he steps on top of it.
He like pulls it out from under the teacher's desk.
The death of the teachers is so, so he's the so stunned at what's
going on? He doesn't have time to speak
and then pulls down his pants and it was so incredibly quick,
what Ben did that? You know, people probably
thought that he's been saving that up for months, which is
quite impressive, right? But not, not impressive in a
good way you. I'm not impressed by this, guys.
Don't do this, but Yeah, in front of, everyone just does
number two on his book bag and then been afterwards,
immediately starts laughing and he's like, that's what you get
for failing us. Huh?
And he expected everyone else in the class to start laughing
because he did the lull funny from South Park.
Nobody was laughing Dead Silence.
In fact it was shock and horror, right?
It was like the most silent that room has ever been.
Except the times when nobody is in the room.
No one was laughing at this guy, man.
And this point, you know, Mr. Davenport after being so
shocked, if seeing what happened search to realize, what you
know, what? Just transpired he's like, oh my
God, like, this is like, this is insane.
Like, I feel all this kind of stuff, like, you can't be like,
oh my God, he's preached, he's pretty messed up.
He's like, hey, like, you got to go to the front office right
now. There's no exceptions.
Like you need to go right now and been starting to realize,
how ridiculous what he was doing immediately.
He's like, yes, I'm sorry. I'll go, I'll go.
And Lucas turns to his friend, because one of the other friends
that was at the sleepover was in his class and he was sitting
next to him and Ben was sitting on the other side of Lucas.
But obviously, he got up to go to the front of the classroom
and the other Lucas talk to the other friend and he's like dude.
Was that because us like was that because of the episode we
watched and the friends like dude, remember when he said when
it'd be funny if he did this and and Lucas is like oh my God and
we said yes this is our fault. All So the story of the
subscribers submitted the next story were going to call him
Tommy and this is a very classic tale that happens in middle
school and high school. And is this a cautionary, tale
of someone trying to be cool and they end up dis completely.
They get in trouble for it. And they kind of deserved, you
know, what comes to them, but you'll see what I mean.
Real quick, if you made it this far into the video, comment,
Lucas down below. Yeah, I can't think of anything
else. Thank you guys for watching the
videos recently, especially when I haven't been active, I Yeah, I
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So you might hear some voice cracks and all that kind of
stuff, but otherwise I'm doing pretty good.
Thanks for all your concern in the comments.
I do appreciate it. I appreciate you guys care about
me. It makes me feel good.
But yeah. If you want to listen to this on
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Wow man, okay not posting the story but make sure you follow
me on there. But anyways, that's all I want
to say. And let's just get right into
the story. We're going to call this
subscriber who submitted this Tommy.
So anyways, Tommy was sitting in class one day and there's this
kid who were going to call Ben and Tommy and Ben, were not
friends, unlike the last Ben and the subscriber in the last video
and you know been band was kind of known as like the kid, who is
like Try to always be like edgy and cool.
He wasn't like actually that much of like an outcast or did
anything too bad. He was just always knows the kid
who wanted to be perceived as the kid who would like do like?
Oh my God, he's the kid who like did it.
Oh my God, he did X, or he did. Why he's so Savage, man.
He's so crazy. He's a kid who wanted to get
that perception and one in this was back.
When okay, I don't think YouTube likes it.
When I say, Beeping. So I'm going to come up with a
different word. So the bot doesn't hear me say
it too much. Let me think.
Okay, I'm just going to say inhaling, you guys know what I
mean. Actually, that's kind of sounds
worse, but the body doesn't care as much.
So, anyways, this was when like inhaling very specific rhymes
with cool, but isn't that product became very popular at
got recently, I think band in the United States which is very
interesting. I'll talk about that on my other
channel. Maybe but this product became
very popular and was almost like, oh my God, super cool to
inhale the the mango the Manga version of it or whatever.
And oh my God I got the Mint one.
Oh my God you gotta catch them all guys or whatever.
Right and yet now getting early stage lung cancers not swag guys
come on now like chill out. Oh my God, early addiction to
nicotine. Yay not good, not good anyway.
So this kid Ben wanted to be the first one in His like sixth
grade class to be like in class inhaling, his his device, right?
Because he wanted to be super swag, he wanted to be incredibly
edgy. He wanted to be one of those
kids. He wanted to be everyone to be
known that like he was not a conformist and Society.
In fact, he was so unconformity in society that he doesn't even
know what Society is that's how far away he is.
And so one day Ben was in class and he had a big old like
Fortnight hoodie or whatever. So Super edgy already.
And you know he had this big old Fortnight hoodie on and he had
his knees in his hood. I don't know.
I used to do this a little bit as a kid, I just put my knees in
my like big hoodie and a be like oh no the hoodies all stretched
out interested. Whatever like you can do the
most mundane things as a kid who is interesting.
But the thing was he would like put his knees into the hoodie.
And then also kind of like reaches head down like through
into like the whole that he was like or the kind of like the
cave type thing who's creating with his Knees, so that, you
know, you can really see what his head was doing and you also
couldn't see what his hands first doing.
That sounds very sauce but it's us in a different way and sure
enough, you know, he would be, you know, using his inhalation
device and that thing comes with smoke and it's not like thick
camel smoke or something like that from a cigarette or
something. But it's like it is, you know,
it's Vape smoke. You know what I'm talking about,
right? I don't want you to be mad at
me, man. The store is kind of funny.
And so you kids next to him, specifically Tommy, the
subscriber, what see this clown? He's like, what's this clown
doing over here? Because no one thought this was
cool. I mean, it was kind of like the
thing for the edgy eighth graders to do with her in sixth
grade. They're like we don't need this
man. We don't need this right?
And you know, so he's doing it and he like takes his head out.
He looks around and he starts like bellowing this, this the
smoke around even more when the teacher isn't looking and all
the kids are looking at him. Like, can you please?
Please stop like can you not do that?
That's really annoying. Like, can you not blow clouds of
smoke in my face, man. Keep you not do that.
Thanks, he please stop. So, so anyways.
Right, you know this kid and you know, Ben is like, oh my God,
I'm the sickest guy on planet Earth and you just keeps doing
it and he does it for a couple weeks.
And he in class, he's not paying attention and he's just trying
to get everyone's attention by. Oh my God, man.
Dude, he's got your vaporization.
I show my God. I want to be like him, I bet his
breath smells like mangos. Oh my God, it's I don't know,
man. Like, it's just ever.
No one was really falling for it.
I even though this was a bunch of sixth graders, who I bet when
I was in sixth grade, I would have been like, whoa.
Look at this guy, he doesn't care about his health at all,
that's so crazy. Oh my God short-term Vision
boys, let's go and I sound like a guy who used to use that I'd I
never did. I was Actually never won those
kids. It was crazy, my high school,
but I never did, which was, you know, I'm happy.
Because I don't want to addiction to that.
That's not fun, especially nowadays.
I see the people there. Like I wish you never did it.
Yeah, I feel bad. I feel bad.
But anyways, back to the story, this kid keeps on being the most
egregious clouds blowing them in class and it's so obvious it.
But for some reason, some like a combination of luck somehow,
Would that the teacher would always be turned away while the
clouds of smoke, were being blown or while he was obviously,
doing it in his hoodie. And by the time, the teacher
turned around the clouds have dissipated except this one time
when you know, been got really, really cocky and started try and
do like smoke tricks. Like he tried to blow like
circles or O's or whatever and sure enough, you know, one of
these times, he's in the middle of blowing a massive cloud and
the teacher turns around. So Ben's luck is completely ran
out the ER who has been like briefed on by a meeting like,
right before this or something about.
Like if you see your kids, inhaling special stuff for
whatever you like, this is an epidemic around the school, you
must report them to the front office or something like that,
right? So he knows what to do is like,
it's like Ben, what are you doing over there and bet it's
like it's like smoke coming out. He's like oh nothing and this
point just admit it like it. It that come on now the teacher
like, nope. Nope.
I definitely saw something go to the front office and so sure
enough. Yeah, Ben went to the front
office and everyone's just looking up at him because
remember the whole point of him doing this is he's trying to be
all like edgy and cool or whatever, but he, yeah, he ended
up, you know, he got his thing taken away from him and he came
back to class and he was also key and sad because he probably
spent like all of his money from some on that thing.
Probably got from like some like dealer who charged him, like,
100x. What actually is worth or
something. And yeah, Ben was pretty upset
for the next because he didn't get a back the teachers like.
Okay, we'll give you this illegal device for minors back.
We're back after school. Like that's not how it works,
man. So yeah, he he didn't buy
another one and he found he tried to find other ways to be
like extra cool and epic and edgy or whatever but that's
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