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How's it got everyone? 
Today we have a story time of a 

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Gen. alpha kid who is so brain 
rotted that they literally 

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believe that they can respawn. 
Like responding in a video game 

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in real life. 
This is a crazy 1. 

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So leave a like in the video 
right now to claim your free 

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nothing. 
Subscribe to the channel if 

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you're new and like stories. 
And with that being said, let's 

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just jump right into it. 
So we'll call the subscriber 

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who's admitted this story 
Johnny. 

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So anyways, in Johnny's class, 
there's a kid and we're going to

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call this kid Ben. 
So Ben might be the most brain 

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rotted kid of all time. 
Man, I know I've talked about a 

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lot of kids on this channel who 
just consume iPad videos all 

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day. 
They're scrolling on YouTube 

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Shorts. 
Nothing wrong with YouTube 

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Shorts, but they're almost 
crafting their worldview based 

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on what they see on the 
Internet. 

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I mean, these are the kids that 
grew up only on an iPad. 

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The parents are like, you know 
what? 

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Education, cultural enrichment, 
good experiences, touching grass

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outside. 
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. 

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We're going to give you an iPad,
bro. 

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You're just as this is all 
you're going to live on. 

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A lot of Gen. alpha's pretty 
cooked and well, men's a pretty 

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good example of being pretty 
cooked to say the least. 

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Anyways, so this all happened 
one day in class. 

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Johnny was sitting there, you 
know, waiting for the teacher 

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comment. 
Everyone's just kind of yapping 

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it up. 
Whatever chilling in the back of

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class, They're they're, you 
know, they're hanging out having

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a good time. 
And sure enough, right, Ben is 

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sitting there and he is spitting
some, spitting some knowledge. 

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Just kidding. 
Ben is like yapping about 

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something completely stupid, 
bro. 

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Like just to some of his 
friends, he's like, well, to, I 

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don't know if they're even his 
friends. 

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It's just people who will bother
listening to him. 

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So he says things to them. 
He's like, yeah, oh, man, You 

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know, like, I don't know. 
I was doing some, we, I was 

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doing some research on the 
Internet and I really just 

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realized that, you know, I might
be invincible and like some 

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other kids. 
Like what? 

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So they're in 7th grade. 
So you're, you're too old for 

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this, bro. 
And this is what Johnny was 

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saying. 
He's like, look, man, I know I'm

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still in middle school. 
I know I still have a lot to 

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learn. 
However, let's be real, just 

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because one guy reads on the 
Internet something false and 

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then makes a preposterous claim 
doesn't mean that everyone else 

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in my class needs to all of a 
sudden be like, Oh my God, get 

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are you? 
Is this true? 

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So Ben over here is going on 
about how, you know, he was 

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doing some Internet research and
that he actually realized that 

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he is very much like some of the
the the Greek gods of the past. 

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He says that there's a lot of 
similarities that he was 

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noticing when he was doing some 
YouTube's research and he was 

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like starting to like learn more
about his God like powers. 

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O this is kind of the beginning 
of like his just absolute 

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delusion train, which you'll see
the trains about to jump off the

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tracks to say the least. 
So anyways, for the next couple 

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days, like after Ben tells 
everyone that he's realized 

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through research, whatever that 
means, it, it, it always seems 

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to be the people who have the 
craziest, most uneducated, least

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research takes that are always 
like, yeah, man, you know, I did

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a lot of research on this. 
Like I'm, I'm really researched 

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and I, I educated myself. 
It's like, bro, what does that 

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even mean? 
And look, I'm all for self 

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education. 
I'm all for figuring stuff out 

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yourself. 
There's a lot outside of the 

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school system that, you know, 
you can really learn more about.

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And you know, I'm, I'm, I'm very
pro, all that kind of stuff, but

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I'm, I'm not pro you being an 
idiot and then finding one 

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other, you know, Reddit 
moderator in the Reddit comment 

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section that agrees with you. 
And then you're like, well, 

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citation, end of story. 
Case closed, jury major. 

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It's like, no, it's like, dude, 
come on now. 

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But anyways, he's going around 
like telling everyone that, you 

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know, he's one of these Greek 
gods or whatever, which it was 

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already kind of ridiculous on 
its own, but it only continued 

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to get more ridiculous because 
he kind of like transitioned his

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crazy story into the next crazy 
story, which leads very much 

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into the title of this video. 
And that would be, he was doing 

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research late one night and he 
kind of went into the this 

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theory that we're living in a 
video game, which, you know, 

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there's some kind of semi 
educated takes on like the whole

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simulation theory. 
You know, it, it's something 

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where it's really just a thought
experiment. 

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And in all practicality, it's 
pretty like, even if it was 

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theoretically true, it really 
doesn't really matter to anyone.

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And then there's this like kind 
of crazy idea of like quantum 

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immortality, which is kind of 
the dumbest thing I've ever 

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heard. 
The more you look into it, the 

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stupider it is anyways, but he 
was looking into this like these

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YouTube sources like Bing like 
and subscribe. 

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Did you know that we are 
actually 200% likely that we are

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in a video game right now and 
the top NASA scientists have 

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confirmed that you are living in
Minecraft. 

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Subscribe for more daily facts. 
It's just like things that are 

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like completely cap. 
But here's the thing. 

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If you're an iPad kid and you 
grew up learning every little 

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bit of information, learning 
every little drop of knowledge 

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from your iPad, bro, when you 
see something from the iPad, 

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you're starting to think to 
yourself, oh man, my truth box, 

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this little iPad I have is 
telling me something. 

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It must be true. 
It must be correct. 

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There is not even a second in my
mind that I think that, you 

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know, maybe I should think about
this critically. 

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So one day, Lil Benny, Lil Benny
boy comes into school and Timmy 

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over there, they come. 
Not come Johnny. 

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Sorry Johnny the subscriber is 
sitting once again. 

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This is the earliest class of 
the day. 

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So he's groggy. 
He had to get in the school bus,

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he didn't get great sleep the 
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He is not locked in, to say the 
least, and he is not ready for 

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the nonsense that's about to 
proceed because Ben is like, 

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yeah, I was doing some research 
last night. 

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And like Ben's groupies are 
really just the kids in the 

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class that either were 
entertained by his nonsense or 

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wanted to believe it's so bad 
that they're like, Oh my God, 

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Ben just dropped another truth 
bomb. 

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Everyone, you need to listen to 
this. 

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It's really true and correct 
when it's like Braille is be 

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real is not true nor correct. 
Anyways, he's like, yeah, guys, 

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I just doing some research. 
I, I learned something really 

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shocking. 
I think you guys will find 

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interesting. 
They're like, Ben, what is it? 

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I'm so interested in what you 
have to say here. 

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And it's like, yeah, I was doing
some research and I realized 

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that there is a actually a very 
high likelihood that we are in a

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video game. 
And everyone's like, Oh my God, 

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which video game? 
Which like, bro, why is the 

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first question this is this is 
what the subscriber Johnny was 

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thinking. 
Why is the first question to 

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this what video game and not how
the heck did you come to this 

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conclusion, buddy? 
Shouldn't that be question one 

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question numero Uno here should 
be how did you come to such a 

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ridiculous conclusion? 
Not OK, Well, what video game is

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it Like? 
Why is that the first thing that

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is coming to your mind? 
But Ben goes on to be like, 

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well, yeah, So it's doing some 
research and you know, top 

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scientists just came out and 
said that we are actually very 

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likely in a video game. 
So at this point, Johnny, the 

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subscriber who's, you know, 
always hearing Ben going on 

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about these crazy stories, these
crazy situations, these crazy 

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ideas. 
I mean, a week ago he was a 

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Greek God and now he's living in
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He's kind of had enough. 
There's only so much of this you

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can take before you got to, you 
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bit, to say the least. 
So Johnny leans over. 

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He's like, Ben, if we're in a 
video game, then prove it. 

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And he's like, what do you mean?
Like, is it? 

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I just said a top and NASA 
scientist confirmed it. 

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So the subscriber, Johnny, is 
just like, well, I need a little

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bit more proof. 
You know, there's things that 

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are always said on the Internet.
And if you truly believe it, 

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then I want you to prove it to 
me. 

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And I want to make it very clear
that Johnny the subscriber did 

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not say jump off a roof to test 
if you can respawn in real life.

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Like Johnny did not say that. 
And I want to make that 

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extremely clear that that was 
not something that Johnny was 

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encouraging this kid Ben to do, 
which I shouldn't even have to 

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say this, but I just want to be 
clear, guys. 

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You do not respond in real life.
Do not jump up. 

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Like, I shouldn't even have to 
give that disclaimer, but I feel

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like I just should, I guess. 
Anyways, sure enough, you know, 

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Ben's like, yeah, OK, well, 
guess what? 

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Because we're in a video game 
then, you know, you have 

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infinite response and I'm going 
to prove all you guys that a 

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recess and they're all like, OK,
yeah, like I'm Oh my God, what? 

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Ben's right. 
And then Johnny's like looking 

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at him like, dude, what do you 
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OK, whatever. 
I'll I'll come watch 'cause he's

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like not even really clocking. 
What? 

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What Ben is saying, like 
Johnny's like, dude, what? 

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OK, ANYWAYS, recess comes around
and you know when they go 

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outside and there's a tree with 
like a tire swing and there's a 

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basketball court and there's a 
couple swings and out and all 

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that kind of stuff. 
And sure enough, right, they go 

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out there and this is probably a
design fall flaw fault, whatever

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of the school itself, if I'm 
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But they basically had something
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that they left going up to the 
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It was the good news here is 
this wasn't like a 10 story 

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building the bill. 
It was like literally one story,

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but still enough to get hurt. 
Anyways, there was a ladder that

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was left so you can get onto the
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So maybe like 15 feet up, still 
like pretty tall and Ben is 

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like, attention everyone. 
I am now going to demonstrate 

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that I have infinite response 
because we are truly in a video 

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game. 
I saw this on YouTube shorts. 

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Therefore it is the gospel and 
truth. 

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And everyone's like, Oh yes, Ben
clapping like, yes, you're, 

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you're so right. 
If you made it as far into the 

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video, I want to comment lamp 
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That is the secret word of the 
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I'm looking at a lamp. 
Anyways. 

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I love seeing the names and 
faces of people who made it this

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far into the video. 
And as I'm saying, he's like, 

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yeah. 
And I'm going to prove to 

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everyone that we are truly in a 
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So now everyone watch the truth.
So this point, there's like a 

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little bit of a crowd that's 
gathered around. 

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There's a bit of a group that's 
forming kind of just being like,

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what is this kid up to? 
And Ben's like, watch. 

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Watch me testing a key feature 
of the top theorized video games

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that we're in respawning. 
And at this point, Johnny's 

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like, wait, wait, what? 
What, what is this kid about to 

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do? 
And like, as he's thinking that 

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Ben is like walking up the 
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And so Johnny like turns around,
'cause he's like, OK, one of the

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teachers out of recess is going 
to stop this, right? 

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Like they're going to come out 
and put an end to the correct. 

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Like, correct me if I'm wrong, 
but they're clearly not going to

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let this happen, right? 
Kind of like looking around, 

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their eyes darting back and 
forth, like, right, Like we're, 

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we're, we're correct on this. 
Like they're, they're not going 

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to let this happen. 
The teachers were looking, they 

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were looking some other way, 
man. 

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They didn't see this going on. 
So this point trying to say, oh,

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shoot. 
So Ben gets up to the roof. 

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He's like, now everyone watch as
I respawn. 

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And some of the kids were like, 
I, I think like Ben's like most 

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gullible fanatics or whatever. 
We're like, Oh my God, guys, 

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we're about to be C proof. 
And I think most of the kids are

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like, wait a minute, yo, Baz, 
Baz, Baz Baz, bro, I don't think

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this is, I don't think this is a
good plan, man. 

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I don't know how else to say it.
And so Ben like stands up on the

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roof and he's like cannonball. 
And he just does like a 

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cannonball. 
Like he's jumping into a pool. 

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Bro actually thought that he was
in Minecraft with creative mode 

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turned on, but he didn't realize
that fall damage was still 

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activated in this mode. 
Cause like within a blink of an 

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eye he hits the ground and he 
just like sits there for a 

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second. 
There's like crumpled on the 

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ground. 
So immediately Jim, Johnny's 

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like, dude, Oh, and he's like, 
all you hear is Ben go ow, ow, 

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And he starts freaking out. 
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around and they just see like 
him on the ground and these kids

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standing around. 
So it's like, Oh my God. 

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So they race over. 
One of the teachers goes up to 

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him, likes calling in the nurse.
Another teacher goes up to 

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another kid and it's like, what 
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They're like, oh, he went up on 
the roof with that ladder and 

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just jumped off of it. 
I think the teacher's like, Oh 

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my God, like we left a ladder on
the I mean, there's 7th graders,

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bro. 
I mean, Loki should know better.

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But at the same time, it's like 
if you've run in a middle 

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school, why is there a ladder 
with direct access up to the 

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roof for these kids to play on, 
man? 

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Like that's honestly probably a 
lawsuit waiting to happen. 

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As much as I'm going to blame, 
you know, the Gen. alpha brain 

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robbed kid Ben here, I do got to
say that the school was 

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absolutely lacking in this 
situation. 

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Like bro, you, what are we doing
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You know what I mean? 
Like, what are we doing anyways?

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So the aftermath of this 
situation is that Ben broke his 

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arm, like fractured a couple 
other bones, like cracked a rib 

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or something. 
Like bro learned pretty quickly 

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that, yeah, this is not a video.
This truly is not a video game. 

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But the craziest part of all 
this is Ben for the next couple 

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weeks when he came back into 
school all like beat up with all

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the cast and everything 
basically was going around 

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telling people that his he 
literally proved it. 

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And then he said that he proved 
that fall damage was turned on. 

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I'm just going to leave it at 
that because like, I don't even 

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need to explain how brain dead 
that is.