How's it got everyone? Today we have a story time of a
Gen. alpha kid who is so brain rotted that they literally
believe that they can respawn. Like responding in a video game
in real life. This is a crazy 1.
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you're new and like stories. And with that being said, let's
just jump right into it. So we'll call the subscriber
who's admitted this story Johnny.
So anyways, in Johnny's class, there's a kid and we're going to
call this kid Ben. So Ben might be the most brain
rotted kid of all time. Man, I know I've talked about a
lot of kids on this channel who just consume iPad videos all
day. They're scrolling on YouTube
Shorts. Nothing wrong with YouTube
Shorts, but they're almost crafting their worldview based
on what they see on the Internet.
I mean, these are the kids that grew up only on an iPad.
The parents are like, you know what?
Education, cultural enrichment, good experiences, touching grass
outside. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah.
We're going to give you an iPad, bro.
You're just as this is all you're going to live on.
A lot of Gen. alpha's pretty cooked and well, men's a pretty
good example of being pretty cooked to say the least.
Anyways, so this all happened one day in class.
Johnny was sitting there, you know, waiting for the teacher
comment. Everyone's just kind of yapping
it up. Whatever chilling in the back of
class, They're they're, you know, they're hanging out having
a good time. And sure enough, right, Ben is
sitting there and he is spitting some, spitting some knowledge.
Just kidding. Ben is like yapping about
something completely stupid, bro.
Like just to some of his friends, he's like, well, to, I
don't know if they're even his friends.
It's just people who will bother listening to him.
So he says things to them. He's like, yeah, oh, man, You
know, like, I don't know. I was doing some, we, I was
doing some research on the Internet and I really just
realized that, you know, I might be invincible and like some
other kids. Like what?
So they're in 7th grade. So you're, you're too old for
this, bro. And this is what Johnny was
saying. He's like, look, man, I know I'm
still in middle school. I know I still have a lot to
learn. However, let's be real, just
because one guy reads on the Internet something false and
then makes a preposterous claim doesn't mean that everyone else
in my class needs to all of a sudden be like, Oh my God, get
are you? Is this true?
So Ben over here is going on about how, you know, he was
doing some Internet research and that he actually realized that
he is very much like some of the the the Greek gods of the past.
He says that there's a lot of similarities that he was
noticing when he was doing some YouTube's research and he was
like starting to like learn more about his God like powers.
O this is kind of the beginning of like his just absolute
delusion train, which you'll see the trains about to jump off the
tracks to say the least. So anyways, for the next couple
days, like after Ben tells everyone that he's realized
through research, whatever that means, it, it, it always seems
to be the people who have the craziest, most uneducated, least
research takes that are always like, yeah, man, you know, I did
a lot of research on this. Like I'm, I'm really researched
and I, I educated myself. It's like, bro, what does that
even mean? And look, I'm all for self
education. I'm all for figuring stuff out
yourself. There's a lot outside of the
school system that, you know, you can really learn more about.
And you know, I'm, I'm, I'm very pro, all that kind of stuff, but
I'm, I'm not pro you being an idiot and then finding one
other, you know, Reddit moderator in the Reddit comment
section that agrees with you. And then you're like, well,
citation, end of story. Case closed, jury major.
It's like, no, it's like, dude, come on now.
But anyways, he's going around like telling everyone that, you
know, he's one of these Greek gods or whatever, which it was
already kind of ridiculous on its own, but it only continued
to get more ridiculous because he kind of like transitioned his
crazy story into the next crazy story, which leads very much
into the title of this video. And that would be, he was doing
research late one night and he kind of went into the this
theory that we're living in a video game, which, you know,
there's some kind of semi educated takes on like the whole
simulation theory. You know, it, it's something
where it's really just a thought experiment.
And in all practicality, it's pretty like, even if it was
theoretically true, it really doesn't really matter to anyone.
And then there's this like kind of crazy idea of like quantum
immortality, which is kind of the dumbest thing I've ever
heard. The more you look into it, the
stupider it is anyways, but he was looking into this like these
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like completely cap. But here's the thing.
If you're an iPad kid and you grew up learning every little
bit of information, learning every little drop of knowledge
from your iPad, bro, when you see something from the iPad,
you're starting to think to yourself, oh man, my truth box,
this little iPad I have is telling me something.
It must be true. It must be correct.
There is not even a second in my mind that I think that, you
know, maybe I should think about this critically.
So one day, Lil Benny, Lil Benny boy comes into school and Timmy
over there, they come. Not come Johnny.
Sorry Johnny the subscriber is sitting once again.
This is the earliest class of the day.
So he's groggy. He had to get in the school bus,
he didn't get great sleep the night before.
He is not locked in, to say the least, and he is not ready for
the nonsense that's about to proceed because Ben is like,
yeah, I was doing some research last night.
And like Ben's groupies are really just the kids in the
class that either were entertained by his nonsense or
wanted to believe it's so bad that they're like, Oh my God,
Ben just dropped another truth bomb.
Everyone, you need to listen to this.
It's really true and correct when it's like Braille is be
real is not true nor correct. Anyways, he's like, yeah, guys,
I just doing some research. I, I learned something really
shocking. I think you guys will find
interesting. They're like, Ben, what is it?
I'm so interested in what you have to say here.
And it's like, yeah, I was doing some research and I realized
that there is a actually a very high likelihood that we are in a
video game. And everyone's like, Oh my God,
which video game? Which like, bro, why is the
first question this is this is what the subscriber Johnny was
thinking. Why is the first question to
this what video game and not how the heck did you come to this
conclusion, buddy? Shouldn't that be question one
question numero Uno here should be how did you come to such a
ridiculous conclusion? Not OK, Well, what video game is
it Like? Why is that the first thing that
is coming to your mind? But Ben goes on to be like,
well, yeah, So it's doing some research and you know, top
scientists just came out and said that we are actually very
likely in a video game. So at this point, Johnny, the
subscriber who's, you know, always hearing Ben going on
about these crazy stories, these crazy situations, these crazy
ideas. I mean, a week ago he was a
Greek God and now he's living in a video game.
He's kind of had enough. There's only so much of this you
can take before you got to, you know, poke the bear a little
bit, to say the least. So Johnny leans over.
He's like, Ben, if we're in a video game, then prove it.
And he's like, what do you mean? Like, is it?
I just said a top and NASA scientist confirmed it.
So the subscriber, Johnny, is just like, well, I need a little
bit more proof. You know, there's things that
are always said on the Internet. And if you truly believe it,
then I want you to prove it to me.
And I want to make it very clear that Johnny the subscriber did
not say jump off a roof to test if you can respawn in real life.
Like Johnny did not say that. And I want to make that
extremely clear that that was not something that Johnny was
encouraging this kid Ben to do, which I shouldn't even have to
say this, but I just want to be clear, guys.
You do not respond in real life. Do not jump up.
Like, I shouldn't even have to give that disclaimer, but I feel
like I just should, I guess. Anyways, sure enough, you know,
Ben's like, yeah, OK, well, guess what?
Because we're in a video game then, you know, you have
infinite response and I'm going to prove all you guys that a
recess and they're all like, OK, yeah, like I'm Oh my God, what?
Ben's right. And then Johnny's like looking
at him like, dude, what do you mean infinite re?
OK, whatever. I'll I'll come watch 'cause he's
like not even really clocking. What?
What Ben is saying, like Johnny's like, dude, what?
OK, ANYWAYS, recess comes around and you know when they go
outside and there's a tree with like a tire swing and there's a
basketball court and there's a couple swings and out and all
that kind of stuff. And sure enough, right, they go
out there and this is probably a design fall flaw fault, whatever
of the school itself, if I'm being honest.
But they basically had something where there was like a ladder
that they left going up to the roof.
It was the good news here is this wasn't like a 10 story
building the bill. It was like literally one story,
but still enough to get hurt. Anyways, there was a ladder that
was left so you can get onto the one story roof.
So maybe like 15 feet up, still like pretty tall and Ben is
like, attention everyone. I am now going to demonstrate
that I have infinite response because we are truly in a video
game. I saw this on YouTube shorts.
Therefore it is the gospel and truth.
And everyone's like, Oh yes, Ben clapping like, yes, you're,
you're so right. If you made it as far into the
video, I want to comment lamp down below.
That is the secret word of the day.
I'm looking at a lamp. Anyways.
I love seeing the names and faces of people who made it this
far into the video. And as I'm saying, he's like,
yeah. And I'm going to prove to
everyone that we are truly in a video game.
So now everyone watch the truth. So this point, there's like a
little bit of a crowd that's gathered around.
There's a bit of a group that's forming kind of just being like,
what is this kid up to? And Ben's like, watch.
Watch me testing a key feature of the top theorized video games
that we're in respawning. And at this point, Johnny's
like, wait, wait, what? What, what is this kid about to
do? And like, as he's thinking that
Ben is like walking up the ladder.
And so Johnny like turns around, 'cause he's like, OK, one of the
teachers out of recess is going to stop this, right?
Like they're going to come out and put an end to the correct.
Like, correct me if I'm wrong, but they're clearly not going to
let this happen, right? Kind of like looking around,
their eyes darting back and forth, like, right, Like we're,
we're, we're correct on this. Like they're, they're not going
to let this happen. The teachers were looking, they
were looking some other way, man.
They didn't see this going on. So this point trying to say, oh,
shoot. So Ben gets up to the roof.
He's like, now everyone watch as I respawn.
And some of the kids were like, I, I think like Ben's like most
gullible fanatics or whatever. We're like, Oh my God, guys,
we're about to be C proof. And I think most of the kids are
like, wait a minute, yo, Baz, Baz, Baz Baz, bro, I don't think
this is, I don't think this is a good plan, man.
I don't know how else to say it. And so Ben like stands up on the
roof and he's like cannonball. And he just does like a
cannonball. Like he's jumping into a pool.
Bro actually thought that he was in Minecraft with creative mode
turned on, but he didn't realize that fall damage was still
activated in this mode. Cause like within a blink of an
eye he hits the ground and he just like sits there for a
second. There's like crumpled on the
ground. So immediately Jim, Johnny's
like, dude, Oh, and he's like, all you hear is Ben go ow, ow,
And he starts freaking out. Anyway, so the teachers turn
around and they just see like him on the ground and these kids
standing around. So it's like, Oh my God.
So they race over. One of the teachers goes up to
him, likes calling in the nurse. Another teacher goes up to
another kid and it's like, what happened?
They're like, oh, he went up on the roof with that ladder and
just jumped off of it. I think the teacher's like, Oh
my God, like we left a ladder on the I mean, there's 7th graders,
bro. I mean, Loki should know better.
But at the same time, it's like if you've run in a middle
school, why is there a ladder with direct access up to the
roof for these kids to play on, man?
Like that's honestly probably a lawsuit waiting to happen.
As much as I'm going to blame, you know, the Gen. alpha brain
robbed kid Ben here, I do got to say that the school was
absolutely lacking in this situation.
Like bro, you, what are we doing here?
You know what I mean? Like, what are we doing anyways?
So the aftermath of this situation is that Ben broke his
arm, like fractured a couple other bones, like cracked a rib
or something. Like bro learned pretty quickly
that, yeah, this is not a video. This truly is not a video game.
But the craziest part of all this is Ben for the next couple
weeks when he came back into school all like beat up with all
the cast and everything basically was going around
telling people that his he literally proved it.
And then he said that he proved that fall damage was turned on.
I'm just going to leave it at that because like, I don't even
need to explain how brain dead that is.