1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,500 Man. After this story, you'll be as 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,900 worried as I am for Our Generation dude. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,800 Because today I have a story time of a gen Z kid who goes 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,800 absolutely insane and literally does probably the craziest 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,000 things you have ever seen. So while this story might make 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,400 you worried about her generation, it's also pretty 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,300 funny so let's jump right into it. 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,600 So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this 9 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,100 story. Mike. 10 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:33,000 So anyways, there is a kid in Mike's class who we're going to 11 00:00:33,008 --> 00:00:36,000 call Ben but Ben was basically the Gen Z kid. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,800 He is like the Gen C kit of the story. 13 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,100 He's the quintessential, like literally spend six hours a day 14 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,500 on Tick-Tock believes in astrology. 15 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,200 Signs. Technically is a jet in the Gen 16 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,100 Z generation, right? It's basically takes all the 17 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:53,200 boxes of like stereotypical cringe gen Z person, and by the 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,500 way, I'm in gen Z 2. So it Pains for me to tell you 19 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,600 the story. But anyways, right? 20 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,800 Ben had fallen down the tick. Tock Rabbit Hole of how to get 21 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,900 women, right? They kind of like the oh, you 22 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:08,200 need to do X Y & Z. I am a alpha male Guru. 23 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,500 So, look, there's some stuff online of people who are 24 00:01:11,508 --> 00:01:14,700 genuinely like will teach you. Okay, it's good to like have 25 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,100 proper hygiene. It's good to get your money 26 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,800 situation. Good, it's good to get your 27 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,200 physical situation, good, it's good to get your mental 28 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,200 situation. Good. 29 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,000 And I'm all for that type of content. 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,800 I even watch a little bit of Of it myself. 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,700 However, there's very clearly other types of content of like, 32 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:35,800 hey guys, I'm an alpha male. I will show you no proof that, 33 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,400 you know, any woman actually likes me. 34 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,900 However, you can spend ten thousand dollars for me to teach 35 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:44,800 you Primal instincts, that will make you more like just kind of 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,300 like BS, like that. So yeah, sure enough. 37 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,600 Been the Gen Z. Kid fell down, one of these Tick 38 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,300 Tock rabbit holes, and one day will Mike, and all of his 39 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:54,100 friends were sitting at the lunch table. 40 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:57,500 Been sits down with them, M, he's like, boys, boys, boys. 41 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,500 Come like, come come, come and they're all like, yeah, what's 42 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,100 up? So boys, you guys aren't ready 43 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:06,800 for like the amount of ladies. I'm going to score, bro. 44 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:10,699 Like I literally just got the best, like, I just got taught 45 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:15,700 Insider information of how to get women and like, dude, Mike 46 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,800 kind of looks at his friends and they kind of look back at them 47 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,800 and they're kind of just thinking to themselves. 48 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,600 What is this kid mean? Insider information of how to 49 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,400 get women. It's not like there's this 50 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,700 Secret code like I don't know man, guys. 51 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,600 He knows the secret formula. Not the Krabby Patty, secret 52 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,200 formula know. So basically, he goes on to say, 53 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,100 look, you guys aren't even prepared for this. 54 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,800 Like, this is gonna be the craziest thing ever. 55 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,100 I saw this on Tick-Tock yesterday and will literally 56 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,500 blow women away. And so basically, the band, the 57 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,200 Gen Z kid tells Mike, and all of his friends, what he's going to 58 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,700 do, I'm not going to tell you what. 59 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:51,200 I'm just going to tell you when he does it, but basically Mike's 60 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,000 reaction as well as all of Mike's friends reaction is 61 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,300 basically looking at this kid With the blankets expression 62 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,800 possible, giving him the blankest stare of like, bro. 63 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 You cannot be serious right now, bro. 64 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,600 Because basically the Gen Z kid been told them the most, the 65 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,700 goofiest, most ridiculous thing they've ever heard. 66 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,700 So let's skip ahead to when the Gen Z kid been actually does his 67 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:17,100 secret trick, right? So anyways there in class and 68 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:21,300 Mike has one class with Ben. And anyways it was a kind of 69 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,200 like it was like a lab type class. 70 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,400 So what would happen was they view they get lat Partners, they 71 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,900 be given a lab assignment or and they'd have a lab report that 72 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,800 have to do with it, but the teacher kind of didn't really 73 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,700 supervise them that much like she'd legitimately like, leave 74 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:39,000 the room and just let them kind of just do whatever they need to 75 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,500 do. There was no like seriously 76 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,200 dangerous chemicals or any combinations, they can make that 77 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,000 would result in injury or anything like that. 78 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:49,000 So, the teacher felt pretty confident in letting them kind 79 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,400 of just do. They want to do? 80 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,000 And so, yeah, there's actually a lot of periods of time where 81 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,300 they had all kind of just being class. 82 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,800 And this was kind of like, More of a chill Pier at like, this 83 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,400 wasn't a really hard. This was like AP Chemistry or 84 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,700 something. Like this was kind of a chill 85 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,700 science class so the people in the class got along really well. 86 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,800 But Ben was about to ruin this all because. 87 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,300 Anyways, remember how I was telling you guys about how Ben 88 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,900 had a secret to pick up, ladies that he learned on Tick-Tock. 89 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,000 Well, this is what the secret was. 90 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:19,800 So anyways, Mike was watching as Ben goes up to a girl, right? 91 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,800 So we're going to call this girl Maddie, right? 92 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,100 So Maddie's is kind of sitting there. 93 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,400 She's with her lab partner, they're doing whatever. 94 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,200 And been literally walk straight up to her, as he was instructed 95 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,700 to do in The Tick Tock video. He was watching and Maddie looks 96 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:37,000 up because she's this kind of like, hello question. 97 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:44,300 Mark, and Ben looks at her and goes, dude, literally starts 98 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,000 barking at her, bro. So mad he's just looking at him 99 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,400 like what? Dude, what? 100 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,100 Yeah, so basically, yeah, he just starts barking at this 101 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,000 girl. Maddie just bar Looking at her 102 00:04:56,100 --> 00:05:00,100 because he learned on Tick-Tock that barking will like assert a 103 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,000 masculine dominance. And like the ladies will 104 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,800 understand the level of testosterone. 105 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,700 You have to go up and bark at someone basically the most 106 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:10,400 backwards reverse insane logic ever. 107 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,100 But here's the thing, man. If you see something on 108 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:17,500 Tick-Tock it has to be 100 thousand percent true, a billion 109 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,500 percent of the time. Obviously, come on now. 110 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,800 Let's catch up, right? So anyways man, he's just 111 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,800 looking at this kid. And who's barking at her the 112 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,100 entire class, which was kind of just having a chill 113 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:33,400 conversation, like kind of just Good Vibes they're sitting there 114 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,100 doing their lab report talking with each other. 115 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:39,000 They all kind of stopped doing what they're doing to look over 116 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,600 to see this kid legit barking at this girl, bro. 117 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,700 Like huh? What? 118 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,100 Yeah, so you just keeps on barking at this girl and 119 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,000 Maddie's kind of just looking real confused. 120 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,400 It kind of like looks at her friends like guys, little bit of 121 00:05:51,407 --> 00:05:53,800 help please bro. Like someone want to do 122 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,100 something so sure enough. Like eventually been actually 123 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,800 just stops barking at her and walks immediately towards Mike. 124 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:05,200 And Mike is thinking. No, no, no, no, no, no. 125 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:08,700 You are not allowed to associate me with this nonsense, bro. 126 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,000 Yes. Oh. 127 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,300 But sure. Enough been walks all the way 128 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,800 over to Mike and stands by his table and looks at Mike and Mike 129 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,000 is looking at been like dude, do not open your mouth. 130 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,200 I don't want to hear a word from you, dude. 131 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,600 Like I don't even, I don't want to be associated with this 132 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,700 nonsense, please. Get me roped in on this. 133 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:30,200 And yes, sure, enough, you know, Ben did get him roped and he's 134 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,900 like, dude, did you see what I did over there? 135 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,800 A Mike looks at him, he's like, how could I not have noticed, 136 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,800 what you did over there? You start barking at some random 137 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,800 girl, like, I told you I was a stupid idea lunch today and 138 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,000 Mike's like or bends like, dude, you just don't understand. 139 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,500 Like she could totally understand my level of 140 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:50,600 testosterone and alpha male is amiss and she is like super, 141 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,200 like, wow, he's so hot awesome and Mike's, like, dude, I 142 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,200 guarantee you that it's not Not how she's thinking right now. 143 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,300 I guarantee you it a - like, dude, how do you know are you in 144 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,400 Maddie's mind right now? I don't think so. 145 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,400 And Mike's, like, bro, just look over at her. 146 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,600 And so they look over and Maddie's like all red or 147 00:07:07,608 --> 00:07:10,200 whatever in the face because she's just embarrassed by what 148 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,900 just happened. And there's like, six girls 149 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:14,200 around her, they're all like laughing or whatever. 150 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:18,700 That isn't look, if you like ask out a girl or you say something 151 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,600 that's really making your intentions clear, or you barked 152 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,900 at her. I don't know. 153 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,900 And afterwards, she's surrounded by a group of Girls and they're 154 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,200 all laughing. Nine out of ten times. 155 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,500 That's not a fantastic sign. Nine out of ten times. 156 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,900 Maybe one out of ten, you're like super lucky and she's like 157 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:38,900 laughing like oh my God, I'm so happy right now because the 158 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,600 super hot guy started barking at me. 159 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,700 So I'm just going to laugh my feelings that look normally 160 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:47,200 that's not how it goes but here's the thing gen Z kid. 161 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:52,900 Ben was not done because a week goes by and been starts smelling 162 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:57,600 like complete crap bro. He's Ooh, smells awful and at 163 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,400 one point, my guy actually says something at him. 164 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,300 He's like he's like dude. Look as someone who is your 165 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,000 friend which was kind of a stretch of the word friend 166 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,100 because Ben and Mike were not really friends. 167 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,200 Mike was kind of trying to keep his distance. 168 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,100 But anyways this regardless and he says look as your friend I 169 00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:17,500 got to say something. Dude you're not smelling so 170 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:22,300 great and Mike said you know Ben says correction I'm smelling 171 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:25,900 extra Primal right now and Mike. Adam. 172 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,500 It is like dude what the frick does that mean, bro. 173 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,400 Like what do you mean? You spend more Primal what? 174 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,500 And yeah, sure enough. It's like, dude, dude, dude. 175 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,200 So I was watching these tick-tocks of this guy who's 176 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,400 like, gets all the ladies he was saying that. 177 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:43,200 Like look, they're like pheromones and hormones and 178 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:47,900 trombones that are released into the air when, you know, by your 179 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:51,300 body because your whole body's like a sound wave or something. 180 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:55,200 And Mike is this looking at him like dude, what are you saying? 181 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,500 You and bang goes on to say, yes. 182 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,100 So basically, you know, the ladies are picking up 183 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,600 subconsciously on all the, you know, the odors and smells that 184 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:06,800 come out and they're basically judging, how Primal are you and 185 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,300 Mike's just like, dude, what are you saying? 186 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:13,200 That is not happening Ben's? Like, so I was told by this guy 187 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,900 who's like, super cool. By the way, you basically said, 188 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:21,500 look, it's more caveman Ian of us to not shower, or do anything 189 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,200 like that. So I've been trying to Super A 190 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,600 He puts it supercharged my pheromones and trombones and 191 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,900 hormones. And yeah, dude was actually 192 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,300 sneaking trombones at the there, bro. 193 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,200 Like, obviously meaning nothing. But sure enough Mike. 194 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:36,900 So. Yeah or been. 195 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,700 So yeah. So I haven't showered for the 196 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:42,300 last week and I've been getting a lot of looks lately and might 197 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,500 basically slaps his face because he's like, of course, you're 198 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,900 getting a lot of looks lately, you smell terrible, bro. 199 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:53,100 I don't know how else to put it. I don't know. 200 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,200 It's to put it man, what? Yeah. 201 00:09:55,300 --> 00:10:00,200 Yeah, so sure enough, my can been decided to agree to 202 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,700 disagree on over if not showering, is actually going to 203 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:06,100 improve his chances with the ladies or not. 204 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaking of showers, comment, I shower down below if you made it 205 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,400 this far into the video and leave a like, while you're down 206 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,800 there, by the way, you can listen to these videos on 207 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,300 Spotify and if you're on Spotify, make sure to rate 5 208 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,200 Stars. Let's get back to it. 209 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,500 So sure. Enough, right, bend the Gen Z 210 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,500 kid has fallen way down one of these Tick Tock rabbit holes of 211 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,200 like how to get women to love you. 212 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,200 Then and yes. So sure enough right now, he is 213 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,800 barked at this girl, Maddie, he's now not showered for an 214 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:36,500 entire week because he thinks it will release more pheromones 215 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:40,800 hormones and trombones. Yep, quote, unquote, and he's 216 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,900 not done. He is not even done because for 217 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,400 the next two weeks he legitimately does not speak to 218 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,300 anyone. And look, you might be thinking, 219 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,500 okay, well maybe he just doesn't normally like why is that a big 220 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,000 deal? Like I sometimes don't speak to 221 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,900 people. I don't mean. 222 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:59,700 Sometimes I mean never. And here's the thing to this kid 223 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,400 Ben was very talkative and very outgoing before look. 224 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,700 I've definitely especially like, last year when I was always more 225 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,200 of a shut-in last year than I am now, and I'm intentionally 226 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,100 trying to talk to people so that I don't get to the like, the I'm 227 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,300 not talk to anyone sad, right? But some people are, you know, 228 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,900 they they talk to everyone all the time and then was one of 229 00:11:18,908 --> 00:11:21,200 those people. So all of a sudden it was really 230 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,700 weird for him to not talk to anyone. 231 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,700 I didn't look like he was really sad or anything. 232 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,400 You look like His total normal self, he held himself in his 233 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,200 total normal way but when someone would go to talk to him 234 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,700 he literally turn and run away like bro is legit dodging 235 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:36,600 conversations. So three weeks later, three 236 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,500 weeks of this and also smelling worse and worse every single 237 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,500 day. So he smells terrible and he 238 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,600 refuses to talk to anyone, eventually. 239 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,500 He sits down at the table, but he does. 240 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,600 So really secretly. Like he's looking both ways 241 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,900 almost like she's being stalked or something. 242 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,200 So, obviously, like Mike and his friends were, like, dude, like 243 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,500 where have you been? And Mike's like brow. 244 00:11:56,900 --> 00:12:00,100 I haven't talked to anyone in the last three weeks and no one 245 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,600 can see us having this conversation right now, you need 246 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,400 to promise me. So at first Mike's, like, okay, 247 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,300 is this kid like hunted by the mafia does he have like a Target 248 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,300 on them? Like what's like, bro? 249 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,300 Always bro going so crazy right now, but whatever here I'm out. 250 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,900 So Ben goes on to say, look I was watching tic toc again in 251 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:23,200 the guy was following says that ladies really like the popular 252 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,800 loners. Mike's, like, no way, did you 253 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,300 hear about bands? Like, Yeah. 254 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,700 So basically I'm trying to like, talk to nobody. 255 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,900 So that people think I'm really like a loner Lone Wolf 256 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,500 mysterious and all that type of stuff. 257 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,700 So like, people can't see me talking right now. 258 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,800 It's going to totally broke a break, the perception. 259 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,000 And yeah, so Mike is saying to himself actually right now, the 260 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,000 perception is you're the kid who barked at a girl smells terrible 261 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,700 and doesn't talk to anyone. I really don't think that is 262 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:57,400 giving off the exact. Persona that you think it is 263 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,300 bro. Like I hate to break it to you 264 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:03,100 but I really don't think you're conveying exactly what you think 265 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:06,600 you're conveying by the way. Yes. 266 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,200 So the guys, at the table, try to tell them this, they're like 267 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,900 dude, like no, no, like I sure it can work if you're a little 268 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,400 bit more, kept yourself, but normally like that's attractive, 269 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,100 when you're kept yourself because like, you're working on 270 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,800 something, you got big Ambitions, you got things, you 271 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,000 want to do basically. Good. 272 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,200 When you have a lot of things to do, not when you're 273 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,300 intentionally like avoiding people. 274 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,800 And also, like, even yourself is good and all, but you're 275 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,900 probably not going to get out there a lot. 276 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,000 If you keep to yourself, and they also tell him, dude, stop 277 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,600 with the Primal pheromone no showering stuff, dude. 278 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,500 Like, that's really not good. I can smell you from here and 279 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,300 they were like sitting on the other side of the table. 280 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,900 They're like, look, when you get up and leave this table is 281 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,500 probably a smell bad for another hour. 282 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,100 Just like please take a shower and my end the, the Gen Z kid 283 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,100 band is like. Well, I've actually been 284 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,700 thinking Thinking about that a little bit, I'm not totally sure 285 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,300 how long I'm supposed to do intervals of no showering and 286 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,800 they're like well maybe you should start a new interval and 287 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:09,600 shower please, but you might be thinking that this is it, the 288 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,300 Gen Z kid, been cannot get any worse or any more insane, right? 289 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,600 And not do anything, more cringy, you would be sadly 290 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:21,000 mistaken because in fact, this was all preparation for the 291 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 biggest event yet. So basically, two days later, 292 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,200 Ben comes back, And he sits down and he smells a little bit 293 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,100 better but not great. And he's talked to a few people 294 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,000 but not that many he sits down and tells everyone. 295 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,800 Hey, guys, I just wanted to say that the last month of training 296 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,200 has been really hard from barking to ladies barking. 297 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,200 At ladies to not showering, to being a popular loner. 298 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:50,100 All this effort has come together for the exit, the day 299 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:54,300 of execution, I will actually follow through with my plans. 300 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,100 They're all like, Wait, bro, what are you talking about? 301 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,200 Like, what plans? And he's like, do you know 302 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,700 Stacy? Okay, contacts, there in the 303 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,000 sixth grade. Stacy is the eighth grader. 304 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,300 Their school goes from like kindergarten to eighth grade. 305 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:13,000 So she's like the oldest groom, say C is also very popular and 306 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,200 every guy like Stacy like that, right? 307 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:20,200 So she's already like the top dog of her grade and she's two 308 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:25,100 grades older than these guys. So in some cases, like the old, 309 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,300 Guys will, you know, maybe shoot down a little bit. 310 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,400 And like, I don't know to go around like the younger grades. 311 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,600 Like I've seen that happen in middle school and high school or 312 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,100 whatever. But very rarely do younger guys, 313 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,300 go up. It's just kind of how it goes 314 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:44,100 from what I've seen. So not only is been the jensi 315 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:50,200 kid trying to or is going to try and, you know, not to shoot 316 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,500 upwards but he's also going to shoot upwards for someone who's 317 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:57,400 super popular and also So when he hasn't been scouring barks it 318 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,000 ladies and doesn't talk to anyone. 319 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,500 So yeah sure enough they were kind of like Mike's like okay, 320 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:07,600 like maybe don't do that dude. But if you are when you get to 321 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,300 do it and bends like, oh dude, I'm doing it right now. 322 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,200 And they all are like total what the whole table is kind of like, 323 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,700 dude. No, no, no, no, no, that's not a 324 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,700 good idea bands like I know you. I know you're a hater. 325 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,100 I know you can be so mad when I'm with the girl that you 326 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,900 really like but that's too bad. So sad for you guys and been 327 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,700 stands up abruptly. And starts just beelining it 328 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,600 right towards her table. The table that Stacy's, at this 329 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,400 point. Mike is like we tried to stop 330 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,900 them boys. We tried it. 331 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,700 We did our best, we did our freakin best, whatever happens. 332 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:45,600 Next is out of our control, so they watch as been walks up and 333 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,600 he must have learned a lot of pickup artist Tick-Tock range 334 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,700 type stuff because he goes up. He's like so hot baby. 335 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,500 You know, the human body is Is a percent water and I'm feeling 336 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,500 extra thirsty right now. And this girl, Stacey is this 337 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,000 looking at them because remember, Stacy is kind of like, 338 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,300 the popular mean, girl, type whatever. 339 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,099 So she's got a few minions around her. 340 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,099 She really cares about the eighth grade social status scene 341 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:12,700 or whatever. Look, Middle School politics is 342 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,599 messed up and she's way into them, right? 343 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,300 So, she's probably calculating right now. 344 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,800 What clout hit? Did I just take from a unpopular 345 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,099 weirdo? Like sixth grade? 346 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,600 Are hitting on me in front of everyone. 347 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,700 The whole like look half of tyria stops doing what they're 348 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:35,300 doing because right, the Gen Z kids been is like shouting that 349 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,800 pickup line which I'm not going to repeat. 350 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,100 This is too much cringe coming out of my mouth but he was like, 351 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:44,300 so you want to go on a date? This Friday, I'd love to go on a 352 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,500 date this Friday because I know I would I know you would too. 353 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,700 So do you want to go to the local ice cream shop? 354 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,700 Maybe maybe pick up a movie or something. 355 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,400 Maybe he's like, Hey Stacy, Stacy. 356 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,400 What's your answer? I can't wait around forever. 357 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,900 I got a lot of important business and stuff to go to. 358 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,500 I'm a businessman. I'm a business Mogul. 359 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,900 I'm not a businessman. I'm a businessman. 360 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,900 Stacy Stacy. And this girl is just like 361 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,900 sitting there no response. Nothing nothing, right? 362 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,800 She's a staring blankly at this kid and this kid is not getting 363 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,900 the point that she's not into him, bro. 364 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:26,000 I don't know how else to put it and eventually Stacey just 365 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,600 doesn't say anything in this kid is like Stacy. 366 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,100 Stacy, I can't read your mind today. 367 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:35,000 See, you know, if he like actually tried to read her body 368 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,800 language. He would know that this was the 369 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,500 hardest know, on planet Earth if you wanted to. 370 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,100 She would have just said, yes, but she was probably, she was 371 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:46,100 his Frozen in fear of like, oh my God, my social status is 372 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,600 ruined this. Stinky little, this stinky sixth 373 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,300 grader, just asked me out. My world is over, right? 374 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:57,300 So Stacey doesn't say anything. And Ben's like okay that's cool. 375 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,600 I'll just leave my number here and he literally must have 376 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600 planned this because he pulls out of his like pants like a 377 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,100 piece of paper with his number on it. 378 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:09,200 Slides it on the table and walks back and walks back to work 379 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,200 where Mike is and he said that I was like that's how it's done 380 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,400 boys. And Mike just looks at him and 381 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,300 everyone at the table just looks at him and he's like that's how 382 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,300 it's done, that's how it's done.