Man. After this story, you'll be as
worried as I am for Our Generation dude.
Because today I have a story time of a gen Z kid who goes
absolutely insane and literally does probably the craziest
things you have ever seen. So while this story might make
you worried about her generation, it's also pretty
funny so let's jump right into it.
So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this
story. Mike.
So anyways, there is a kid in Mike's class who we're going to
call Ben but Ben was basically the Gen Z kid.
He is like the Gen C kit of the story.
He's the quintessential, like literally spend six hours a day
on Tick-Tock believes in astrology.
Signs. Technically is a jet in the Gen
Z generation, right? It's basically takes all the
boxes of like stereotypical cringe gen Z person, and by the
way, I'm in gen Z 2. So it Pains for me to tell you
the story. But anyways, right?
Ben had fallen down the tick. Tock Rabbit Hole of how to get
women, right? They kind of like the oh, you
need to do X Y & Z. I am a alpha male Guru.
So, look, there's some stuff online of people who are
genuinely like will teach you. Okay, it's good to like have
proper hygiene. It's good to get your money
situation. Good, it's good to get your
physical situation, good, it's good to get your mental
situation. Good.
And I'm all for that type of content.
I even watch a little bit of Of it myself.
However, there's very clearly other types of content of like,
hey guys, I'm an alpha male. I will show you no proof that,
you know, any woman actually likes me.
However, you can spend ten thousand dollars for me to teach
you Primal instincts, that will make you more like just kind of
like BS, like that. So yeah, sure enough.
Been the Gen Z. Kid fell down, one of these Tick
Tock rabbit holes, and one day will Mike, and all of his
friends were sitting at the lunch table.
Been sits down with them, M, he's like, boys, boys, boys.
Come like, come come, come and they're all like, yeah, what's
up? So boys, you guys aren't ready
for like the amount of ladies. I'm going to score, bro.
Like I literally just got the best, like, I just got taught
Insider information of how to get women and like, dude, Mike
kind of looks at his friends and they kind of look back at them
and they're kind of just thinking to themselves.
What is this kid mean? Insider information of how to
get women. It's not like there's this
Secret code like I don't know man, guys.
He knows the secret formula. Not the Krabby Patty, secret
formula know. So basically, he goes on to say,
look, you guys aren't even prepared for this.
Like, this is gonna be the craziest thing ever.
I saw this on Tick-Tock yesterday and will literally
blow women away. And so basically, the band, the
Gen Z kid tells Mike, and all of his friends, what he's going to
do, I'm not going to tell you what.
I'm just going to tell you when he does it, but basically Mike's
reaction as well as all of Mike's friends reaction is
basically looking at this kid With the blankets expression
possible, giving him the blankest stare of like, bro.
You cannot be serious right now, bro.
Because basically the Gen Z kid been told them the most, the
goofiest, most ridiculous thing they've ever heard.
So let's skip ahead to when the Gen Z kid been actually does his
secret trick, right? So anyways there in class and
Mike has one class with Ben. And anyways it was a kind of
like it was like a lab type class.
So what would happen was they view they get lat Partners, they
be given a lab assignment or and they'd have a lab report that
have to do with it, but the teacher kind of didn't really
supervise them that much like she'd legitimately like, leave
the room and just let them kind of just do whatever they need to
do. There was no like seriously
dangerous chemicals or any combinations, they can make that
would result in injury or anything like that.
So, the teacher felt pretty confident in letting them kind
of just do. They want to do?
And so, yeah, there's actually a lot of periods of time where
they had all kind of just being class.
And this was kind of like, More of a chill Pier at like, this
wasn't a really hard. This was like AP Chemistry or
something. Like this was kind of a chill
science class so the people in the class got along really well.
But Ben was about to ruin this all because.
Anyways, remember how I was telling you guys about how Ben
had a secret to pick up, ladies that he learned on Tick-Tock.
Well, this is what the secret was.
So anyways, Mike was watching as Ben goes up to a girl, right?
So we're going to call this girl Maddie, right?
So Maddie's is kind of sitting there.
She's with her lab partner, they're doing whatever.
And been literally walk straight up to her, as he was instructed
to do in The Tick Tock video. He was watching and Maddie looks
up because she's this kind of like, hello question.
Mark, and Ben looks at her and goes, dude, literally starts
barking at her, bro. So mad he's just looking at him
like what? Dude, what?
Yeah, so basically, yeah, he just starts barking at this
girl. Maddie just bar Looking at her
because he learned on Tick-Tock that barking will like assert a
masculine dominance. And like the ladies will
understand the level of testosterone.
You have to go up and bark at someone basically the most
backwards reverse insane logic ever.
But here's the thing, man. If you see something on
Tick-Tock it has to be 100 thousand percent true, a billion
percent of the time. Obviously, come on now.
Let's catch up, right? So anyways man, he's just
looking at this kid. And who's barking at her the
entire class, which was kind of just having a chill
conversation, like kind of just Good Vibes they're sitting there
doing their lab report talking with each other.
They all kind of stopped doing what they're doing to look over
to see this kid legit barking at this girl, bro.
Like huh? What?
Yeah, so you just keeps on barking at this girl and
Maddie's kind of just looking real confused.
It kind of like looks at her friends like guys, little bit of
help please bro. Like someone want to do
something so sure enough. Like eventually been actually
just stops barking at her and walks immediately towards Mike.
And Mike is thinking. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not allowed to associate me with this nonsense, bro.
Yes. Oh.
But sure. Enough been walks all the way
over to Mike and stands by his table and looks at Mike and Mike
is looking at been like dude, do not open your mouth.
I don't want to hear a word from you, dude.
Like I don't even, I don't want to be associated with this
nonsense, please. Get me roped in on this.
And yes, sure, enough, you know, Ben did get him roped and he's
like, dude, did you see what I did over there?
A Mike looks at him, he's like, how could I not have noticed,
what you did over there? You start barking at some random
girl, like, I told you I was a stupid idea lunch today and
Mike's like or bends like, dude, you just don't understand.
Like she could totally understand my level of
testosterone and alpha male is amiss and she is like super,
like, wow, he's so hot awesome and Mike's, like, dude, I
guarantee you that it's not Not how she's thinking right now.
I guarantee you it a - like, dude, how do you know are you in
Maddie's mind right now? I don't think so.
And Mike's, like, bro, just look over at her.
And so they look over and Maddie's like all red or
whatever in the face because she's just embarrassed by what
just happened. And there's like, six girls
around her, they're all like laughing or whatever.
That isn't look, if you like ask out a girl or you say something
that's really making your intentions clear, or you barked
at her. I don't know.
And afterwards, she's surrounded by a group of Girls and they're
all laughing. Nine out of ten times.
That's not a fantastic sign. Nine out of ten times.
Maybe one out of ten, you're like super lucky and she's like
laughing like oh my God, I'm so happy right now because the
super hot guy started barking at me.
So I'm just going to laugh my feelings that look normally
that's not how it goes but here's the thing gen Z kid.
Ben was not done because a week goes by and been starts smelling
like complete crap bro. He's Ooh, smells awful and at
one point, my guy actually says something at him.
He's like he's like dude. Look as someone who is your
friend which was kind of a stretch of the word friend
because Ben and Mike were not really friends.
Mike was kind of trying to keep his distance.
But anyways this regardless and he says look as your friend I
got to say something. Dude you're not smelling so
great and Mike said you know Ben says correction I'm smelling
extra Primal right now and Mike. Adam.
It is like dude what the frick does that mean, bro.
Like what do you mean? You spend more Primal what?
And yeah, sure enough. It's like, dude, dude, dude.
So I was watching these tick-tocks of this guy who's
like, gets all the ladies he was saying that.
Like look, they're like pheromones and hormones and
trombones that are released into the air when, you know, by your
body because your whole body's like a sound wave or something.
And Mike is this looking at him like dude, what are you saying?
You and bang goes on to say, yes.
So basically, you know, the ladies are picking up
subconsciously on all the, you know, the odors and smells that
come out and they're basically judging, how Primal are you and
Mike's just like, dude, what are you saying?
That is not happening Ben's? Like, so I was told by this guy
who's like, super cool. By the way, you basically said,
look, it's more caveman Ian of us to not shower, or do anything
like that. So I've been trying to Super A
He puts it supercharged my pheromones and trombones and
hormones. And yeah, dude was actually
sneaking trombones at the there, bro.
Like, obviously meaning nothing. But sure enough Mike.
So. Yeah or been.
So yeah. So I haven't showered for the
last week and I've been getting a lot of looks lately and might
basically slaps his face because he's like, of course, you're
getting a lot of looks lately, you smell terrible, bro.
I don't know how else to put it. I don't know.
It's to put it man, what? Yeah.
Yeah, so sure enough, my can been decided to agree to
disagree on over if not showering, is actually going to
improve his chances with the ladies or not.
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So sure. Enough, right, bend the Gen Z
kid has fallen way down one of these Tick Tock rabbit holes of
like how to get women to love you.
Then and yes. So sure enough right now, he is
barked at this girl, Maddie, he's now not showered for an
entire week because he thinks it will release more pheromones
hormones and trombones. Yep, quote, unquote, and he's
not done. He is not even done because for
the next two weeks he legitimately does not speak to
anyone. And look, you might be thinking,
okay, well maybe he just doesn't normally like why is that a big
deal? Like I sometimes don't speak to
people. I don't mean.
Sometimes I mean never. And here's the thing to this kid
Ben was very talkative and very outgoing before look.
I've definitely especially like, last year when I was always more
of a shut-in last year than I am now, and I'm intentionally
trying to talk to people so that I don't get to the like, the I'm
not talk to anyone sad, right? But some people are, you know,
they they talk to everyone all the time and then was one of
those people. So all of a sudden it was really
weird for him to not talk to anyone.
I didn't look like he was really sad or anything.
You look like His total normal self, he held himself in his
total normal way but when someone would go to talk to him
he literally turn and run away like bro is legit dodging
conversations. So three weeks later, three
weeks of this and also smelling worse and worse every single
day. So he smells terrible and he
refuses to talk to anyone, eventually.
He sits down at the table, but he does.
So really secretly. Like he's looking both ways
almost like she's being stalked or something.
So, obviously, like Mike and his friends were, like, dude, like
where have you been? And Mike's like brow.
I haven't talked to anyone in the last three weeks and no one
can see us having this conversation right now, you need
to promise me. So at first Mike's, like, okay,
is this kid like hunted by the mafia does he have like a Target
on them? Like what's like, bro?
Always bro going so crazy right now, but whatever here I'm out.
So Ben goes on to say, look I was watching tic toc again in
the guy was following says that ladies really like the popular
loners. Mike's, like, no way, did you
hear about bands? Like, Yeah.
So basically I'm trying to like, talk to nobody.
So that people think I'm really like a loner Lone Wolf
mysterious and all that type of stuff.
So like, people can't see me talking right now.
It's going to totally broke a break, the perception.
And yeah, so Mike is saying to himself actually right now, the
perception is you're the kid who barked at a girl smells terrible
and doesn't talk to anyone. I really don't think that is
giving off the exact. Persona that you think it is
bro. Like I hate to break it to you
but I really don't think you're conveying exactly what you think
you're conveying by the way. Yes.
So the guys, at the table, try to tell them this, they're like
dude, like no, no, like I sure it can work if you're a little
bit more, kept yourself, but normally like that's attractive,
when you're kept yourself because like, you're working on
something, you got big Ambitions, you got things, you
want to do basically. Good.
When you have a lot of things to do, not when you're
intentionally like avoiding people.
And also, like, even yourself is good and all, but you're
probably not going to get out there a lot.
If you keep to yourself, and they also tell him, dude, stop
with the Primal pheromone no showering stuff, dude.
Like, that's really not good. I can smell you from here and
they were like sitting on the other side of the table.
They're like, look, when you get up and leave this table is
probably a smell bad for another hour.
Just like please take a shower and my end the, the Gen Z kid
band is like. Well, I've actually been
thinking Thinking about that a little bit, I'm not totally sure
how long I'm supposed to do intervals of no showering and
they're like well maybe you should start a new interval and
shower please, but you might be thinking that this is it, the
Gen Z kid, been cannot get any worse or any more insane, right?
And not do anything, more cringy, you would be sadly
mistaken because in fact, this was all preparation for the
biggest event yet. So basically, two days later,
Ben comes back, And he sits down and he smells a little bit
better but not great. And he's talked to a few people
but not that many he sits down and tells everyone.
Hey, guys, I just wanted to say that the last month of training
has been really hard from barking to ladies barking.
At ladies to not showering, to being a popular loner.
All this effort has come together for the exit, the day
of execution, I will actually follow through with my plans.
They're all like, Wait, bro, what are you talking about?
Like, what plans? And he's like, do you know
Stacy? Okay, contacts, there in the
sixth grade. Stacy is the eighth grader.
Their school goes from like kindergarten to eighth grade.
So she's like the oldest groom, say C is also very popular and
every guy like Stacy like that, right?
So she's already like the top dog of her grade and she's two
grades older than these guys. So in some cases, like the old,
Guys will, you know, maybe shoot down a little bit.
And like, I don't know to go around like the younger grades.
Like I've seen that happen in middle school and high school or
whatever. But very rarely do younger guys,
go up. It's just kind of how it goes
from what I've seen. So not only is been the jensi
kid trying to or is going to try and, you know, not to shoot
upwards but he's also going to shoot upwards for someone who's
super popular and also So when he hasn't been scouring barks it
ladies and doesn't talk to anyone.
So yeah sure enough they were kind of like Mike's like okay,
like maybe don't do that dude. But if you are when you get to
do it and bends like, oh dude, I'm doing it right now.
And they all are like total what the whole table is kind of like,
dude. No, no, no, no, no, that's not a
good idea bands like I know you. I know you're a hater.
I know you can be so mad when I'm with the girl that you
really like but that's too bad. So sad for you guys and been
stands up abruptly. And starts just beelining it
right towards her table. The table that Stacy's, at this
point. Mike is like we tried to stop
them boys. We tried it.
We did our best, we did our freakin best, whatever happens.
Next is out of our control, so they watch as been walks up and
he must have learned a lot of pickup artist Tick-Tock range
type stuff because he goes up. He's like so hot baby.
You know, the human body is Is a percent water and I'm feeling
extra thirsty right now. And this girl, Stacey is this
looking at them because remember, Stacy is kind of like,
the popular mean, girl, type whatever.
So she's got a few minions around her.
She really cares about the eighth grade social status scene
or whatever. Look, Middle School politics is
messed up and she's way into them, right?
So, she's probably calculating right now.
What clout hit? Did I just take from a unpopular
weirdo? Like sixth grade?
Are hitting on me in front of everyone.
The whole like look half of tyria stops doing what they're
doing because right, the Gen Z kids been is like shouting that
pickup line which I'm not going to repeat.
This is too much cringe coming out of my mouth but he was like,
so you want to go on a date? This Friday, I'd love to go on a
date this Friday because I know I would I know you would too.
So do you want to go to the local ice cream shop?
Maybe maybe pick up a movie or something.
Maybe he's like, Hey Stacy, Stacy.
What's your answer? I can't wait around forever.
I got a lot of important business and stuff to go to.
I'm a businessman. I'm a business Mogul.
I'm not a businessman. I'm a businessman.
Stacy Stacy. And this girl is just like
sitting there no response. Nothing nothing, right?
She's a staring blankly at this kid and this kid is not getting
the point that she's not into him, bro.
I don't know how else to put it and eventually Stacey just
doesn't say anything in this kid is like Stacy.
Stacy, I can't read your mind today.
See, you know, if he like actually tried to read her body
language. He would know that this was the
hardest know, on planet Earth if you wanted to.
She would have just said, yes, but she was probably, she was
his Frozen in fear of like, oh my God, my social status is
ruined this. Stinky little, this stinky sixth
grader, just asked me out. My world is over, right?
So Stacey doesn't say anything. And Ben's like okay that's cool.
I'll just leave my number here and he literally must have
planned this because he pulls out of his like pants like a
piece of paper with his number on it.
Slides it on the table and walks back and walks back to work
where Mike is and he said that I was like that's how it's done
boys. And Mike just looks at him and
everyone at the table just looks at him and he's like that's how
it's done, that's how it's done.