Today we got some stories of some very SUS teachers, to put
it lightly. You'll at least find these
stories interesting. So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you're new, and let's jump right into it.
We're going to call the subscriber submitted the first
girl, Peter. I'm so stupid.
We're going to call the subscriber who submitted the
first story Peter. So there's a girl in Peter's
grade who we're just going to, we're just going to call her,
let's just call her Kate, the name of my friend from a very
long time ago, still very good friends with her.
That's that'll be her name, right?
So this girl, Kate, in Peter's class, he was in a pretty
difficult class. And look, Peter was totally
judging a book by its cover. Kate just didn't seem that smart
to him. And it's pretty.
You can't really be doing that. I found that a lot of people
that are unassuming just absolutely kill it in class.
Like they absolutely just destroy their class work.
It's incredible, right? And you know, Peter had also
witnessed this. He was just thinking like, you
know, I'm talking to this girl in class.
I asked her a question. She's like, I don't know.
And they gets like 100% on every single test, which looks
sometimes people aren't trying to be helpful in the class.
I was I get it, like you're trying to focus on your own
stuff and someone comes in asking the most basic questions.
So instead of having to spend a lot of time answering them, you
just say, I don't know. So Peter is just he's just
weirded out because he's like, this girl doesn't seem like
she's smart, but I know for a fact that she's killing it
because they when the teacher hands back the tests, he doesn't
do it so nonchalantly. And Peter sits close enough to
see that this girl is doing really well.
However, the story goes a little bit deeper than that.
So anyways, Peter was just like, very confused because, you know,
she would not answer any of his questions.
She just didn't seem like she was really up to up to speed
with the class. But Peter eventually just
chalked it up to, OK, she just doesn't want to help me in
class. She might sound like she's not
that smart, but she is that smart.
I should stop judging a book by its cover.
Come on now, Peter, you know better than this.
However, Peter would also notice just some weird things, such as
that she was just very close with the teacher, like the
teacher and her would, you know, some Look, I'm on good terms
with a lot, like a lot of teachers here.
I'm on good terms with, I'm just, you know, very friendly
with them. Things are nice like that.
However, it's not as if I, you know, this, they, they walk by
and then we have small talk, right?
And even actually, I've had some small talk with teachers before
and I'm friendly with them, but it's different.
It's very professional. And when I have friendships with
them, it's like almost a air of professionalism in the
friendship. There was a air of flirting in
their conversations. And that was very weird because
like you can almost tell when someone speaks to someone else.
There's almost like, I don't want to say ascent, but I'm
trying to say some kind of, like, something is very vague
and you can't really point to it, but it exists.
And Peter was almost picking up on this when the girl was
talking to, you know, her teacher.
And it's very weird. So it turns out that, you know,
Peter hears about this after the fact because the teacher's fired
randomly, and there's a new teacher subbed into the class.
Very strange. Peter's talking with his friends
at lunch, and one of his friends is like, dude, I just heard the
craziest stuff ever from Chris. Chris was some other kid in
their class, right? He's like, dude, apparently, you
know the teacher. Like, this is the name of the
teacher Peter had. He's like, yeah, he's like,
dude, apparently Chris was just like walking around trying to
like, he left something in that classroom.
He opens it up and dude, the teacher and this girl are just
like full on making out on their desk.
It's ridiculous. And at this point, Chris is
like, or sorry, Peter's like, oh, oh, well, that might explain
a thing or two. And basically what was going on
is they kind of like they apparently matched on Tinder or
whatever. And then they just like then
they realize like, oh, wow, like that.
This is a student in my class. By all laws, I can't be doing
this, but they decided to go through it, through it.
Either way, this girl was getting ersonal favors of, you
know, getting a good grade in the class and the teacher was
receiving their own ersonal favors, whatever that might be.
So the teacher was obviously fired, but the the girl was not
punished since she was technically like the victim in
the situation. It was a power dynamic and very
obvious power dynamic. However, one thing that Peter
noticed was that the new teacher had one thing in common with the
old teacher that he was very nonchalant with handing back
tests. So Peter could see the results
of people of people's tests if he really wanted to.
And one thing that was true was that, you know, Kate, the girl
was not doing as well as she did before.
By not doing as well, I mean like 60% less.
That's good. So if you got 100 before, she
was getting like 40s. Now we're going to call the next
subscriber. Submitted the story, Lois.
So anyways, Lois was not doing well in a college class.
It was just not going well. Look, I'm in discreet math right
now. If you're any computer science,
engineering or math majors there, you might have to take
this class. Just be aware it's a little
tough. Yeah.
So it's a it's a difficult class.
I'm definitely not doing great and I am in office hours all the
time. No shame going to office hours.
It's a really good tool, definitely a good thing to use,
and if the teacher is good at it, it might help you
significantly in the class. So anyways, right, Lois, Lois is
going to office hours because she needs help in this class.
So when she gets to the professor's hours, right, or the
office, she gets the office hours and no one is there except
the professor, right? It's a big office.
Whatever. He looks over.
It was like, oh, Lois, come in. Lois was even surprised that
this this professor knew her name because it was a pretty big
lecture class. There was a lot of people there,
and it wasn't a small, tight knit classroom environment that
you might expect the teacher to know your name.
She was a little taken off guard by that, just by looking at her,
who he was. But she also sent him an e-mail
saying I'm coming. So maybe he was prepared that
way. Who knows right So Lois walks in
and he's like, OK, So what what problems are we having?
So Lois takes out her paper. She you know, like puts on the
table shows like, OK, I'm not getting that.
He tries to explain it. She's like, OK, I think I get
that now points to something else for about 20 minutes or so
they just go through like all the things that Lois is an
understanding the problem she's having all the stuff right like
that right. And eventually the teacher goes
on to explain or he says something that is a little bit
weird. He says, So Lois, I see that
like, you know, this class is very difficult.
This class is hard. You know, it's hard for a lot of
other students too. And I don't know if you're
trying to go to grad school, but I understand like you need you
need a pretty good grade in this class.
Look, I got to, I can't just give out a grade to someone,
even if I know they're trying that I like, I can give you, I
can't give you an A if you're not doing a work.
And Lois kind of looks at him and says, yeah, I understand.
I am trying to go to grad school.
So I, you know, I am, it would be cool if I did a, if I did
well in this class. And that's when the teacher says
something that's a little red flag, right?
He says, So Lois, there's actually multiple ways, you
know, there's many ways to do well in my class.
There's many ways. Some students, you know, perform
well, but other students can't perform well.
I'm sure you're very bright, smart, but you're not a
polymath. You can't do everything
correctly. You can't do everything
perfectly. Lois is like, SUS, but OK.
And he's like. He goes on to say, yeah, So
other students, you know, you know, students I really like
that I have more personal relationships with.
They tend to do better in the class even if their work doesn't
reflect it. And that's when the teacher goes
on to basically say that if she wants to do well in the class,
that she'd have to get to know him better and that she can come
back to his place. That Friday, Louis already knew
what to do. She did not accept the offer.
She said, oh, yeah, maybe. OK.
Well, thank you. You've.
You've answered all my questions.
Whatever. And she immediately went to the
Dean's office, explained to them what happened, the Dean's office
went into a full-fledged investigation, found that this
is not the first occurrence of something like this happening.
And yeah, the teacher was fired. Goodbye teacher.
RIP Bozo. Man took the L and man deserved
the L Guys, if anything ever weird like that, even if a
teacher says something, it just seems a little bit strange.
OS report it. There's no harm in doing so.
If it's nothing, then nothing will happen.
But if it's something, gotta protect yourself and other
people. Let's hop into the next story.
We're gonna call the subscriber, submit this.
Who submitted the story? Meg.
We're in a Family Guy theme. We got Peter, then Lois, then
Meg, then we may or may not have Stewie for the next one.
You guys will just have to wait around and figure it out.
Anyways, so Meg had a friend in class who is like secretly like
had a big old crush on the teacher, whatever.
They were like sophomores in college and this teacher was
like a younger teacher, whatever, you know, he was like
just out of like, he was like in grad school, but somehow he
still got a teaching gig. Might be part time, I don't
know. He was like late late 20s or
really early 30s. So he was still a younger guy or
whatever. And Meg's friend was like, you
know, Meg's friend was, you know, very beautiful and very
out there. And but she also like would
develop these crushes and romanticize and all this stuff,
right? So she developed this crush on
this teacher. And you know, she would be like
to, to Meg, like very jokingly be like, I can't wait until the
day that let's say Mr. Steve, right, That Mister Steve and I
are walking down the aisle and, you know, my dad gives me a way
to Mr. Steve and there's rice being full of thrown everywhere.
And the doves are going around And I, I can already imagine in
my wedding dress. And Meg is just looking at her
like, like, let's, let's keep studying cuz, cuz they'd like
sit around to study for the test.
And then Meg's friend would literally just go into a tirade
about or tirade, I guess a kind of a delusional rant about how
they are meant to be together and speaking about their future
wedding. And Meg's just like, man, I'm
just trying to prepare for this test, man.
Like what? Why do I even study with you
anymore? Well, studies with her cuz
that's her only friend of the class.
But anyways, one day Meg is just like goes or not mega Mega's
kind of Oh yeah, Mega's kind of just sitting around and her
friend comes up to her and her friend's like, Oh my God, Oh my
God, I found his Instagram. Like pulls up her phone and sure
enough, it is the teacher's Instagram or it is most likely
it's his first and last name and the profile pic looks just like
him, right? So Meg is like, I don't know if
you should follow that. I doubt because it was a private
account, no photos, whatever. He's like, he's probably not
going to request. He's probably not going to
accept it. And like if he does, that might
be weird. Like I don't know what the rules
are, stuff like that, right? And so, you know, obviously
Meg's friend would not listen to her and be like, well this is my
future husband's of course. So she requests him and Meg's
like dude, he's just going to decline the request or ignore
it. Like nothing's going to happen.
2 hours later Meg is just sitting in her in her dorm room
and boom dorm room door slams open and she hears her friend
screaming. She's like Oh my God, Oh my God
Meg. And she runs over shows Meg like
her phone right? And sure enough the teacher
didn't only accept the follow request but requested to follow
back. So Meg's like oh OK that's a
little weird but I guess just because he knows you're a
student I don't know. And she's like Oh my God try
message him try message him. And Meg's like, no, do not
message this guy. That is a bad idea.
And she's like, too late, I already did.
And she shows that she actually already messaged him being like,
hi, I know like, I go to school, but I'm in love with you.
You're so just like a whole ranting fangirl message.
This girl might as well made an Instagram stand page for this
guy, bro. She might as well have done
that. But yeah, anyways, Meg's like,
dude, delete that. Unsend that message immediately.
Poor guys probably already seen the notification.
That's going to be so weird in class, like, and Meg's like, oh
man, I'm sitting next to you and I'm going to be, I'm by
association by you. I'm going to be, I'm going to be
looped in. What if he grades us both poorly
for that? And like, Meg's friend is not
even listening. She's like, Oh my God, I could
already think of our wedding, then whatever, right?
And so later that night, Meg's friend walks into Meg's room a
little bit more calmly. And she's like, Meg, I don't
know what to do here. And she flips the phone around
and Meg takes the phone and looks at it.
And Meg's face this drops. She's like, what?
The guy responds and says ha ha. I'm so flattered.
Like I'm actually free this Friday night if you want to go
to the insert fancy restaurant in the area.
And Meg's friends, like, I don't know if I like this anymore, bro
was. I mean, look, yeah, I get it.
You have this whole fake fantasy whatever.
And then you, you actually go to it and you're like, oh, this is
actually kind of weird. And Meg's like, look, that's
weird, don't do it. And she's like, maybe I should
though. We are meant to be.
She says that jokingly, but Meg can just tell by the look on her
face that she was, she was not a fan of how her fantasy turned
into reality. Right.
And yeah, Meg convinced her. Look, don't, don't do it.
That's weird. That's strange and the teacher
got let go later on for unrelated reasons, but they were
different like being strange reasons.
So this teacher was this teacher was kind of strange and they
definitely both dodged a bullet and Megan, this girl look back
on it. It's still like the craziest
interaction they've ever had. So we're going to call the
subscribers submitted the final the next and final story Stewie.
Stewie was a a sophomore in high school and Stewie was taking
French and I struggle with languages.
So I can definitely relate to my guys.
Stewie here by the way, comment, comment Family Guy down below.
Family Guy's the the, the secret word of the day anyways, right,
So I can relate. I took Arabic in high school,
which is I I took it because it's an uncommon language to be
offered in schools in the United States.
I was the worst in my class at the college I go to now.
There's a language requirement, right?
So I took Spanish 111, the very basic Spanish class.
I thought, I'm a good student, I should know how to do that.
Dude, I was the worst in the class.
I got the lowest grade out of everyone.
It was a disaster. If my teacher wasn't cool with
me, I should have failed. He didn't fail me, not because I
didn't, I deserved to fail, but I didn't because he was nice.
So Stewie was struggling in French, so I can relate to him.
He's not a language guy. So he goes up to the office and
they say because like, basically his grade got so bad that they
forced him to get a language tutor.
And so yeah, sure enough, he signs up for it.
He gets an e-mail. This girl named Jessica is going
to be his language tutor. He's like, OK, cool, how bad can
this be? So if he goes over, they decide
to like, they e-mail back and forth or whatever.
And Jessica's like, hey, my name's Jessica.
I'm a senior. I'm in like French for honors.
I will be your French tutor or whatever.
And Stewie was like failing French one or whatever.
So he's like, OK, cool, this girl knows what she's talking
about. And so sure enough, they decide
to meet in the library and they sit down and one another detail.
And Stewie tells me this like he doesn't want to seem like an
egotistical butt hole, but he just says this as kind of a
fact, which take this however you want.
He said, you know, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm
definitely not a bad looking guy.
And yeah, that's going to be important for later on.
So they sit down and, you know, the French tutor, whatever
senior girl sitting down, Stewie's at the table.
She's like the teach. She's like the official tutor
for him. So they're starting the tutoring
session and Stewie's is garbling over all the words.
Can't remember anything. I can relate to that.
I feel bad for my guy. But anyways, garbling over all
the words, struggling, straight up struggling right now.
And sure enough, she's like, at one point she's like, wow, like,
this is really hard for you. Stewie's like, dude, what?
She's like, So OK, I don't know if we're gonna make that much
progress, so tell me about yourself.
And Stewie's looking at her like, what?
I'm taking time out of my day. Out of my day to spend time to
try and learn this language because I have to, I'm required
to for some reason, not if I'm going to go to France or
anything. And during this time that I
would wish I'd be doing something else instead of you
helping me. You're asking me to add talk
about myself because it's going so bad.
And that's when the girl says, well, I guess more specifically,
I mean, you must have a lot of girlfriends in your class,
right? And Stewie's like, sauce.
He's like, not right now, actually kind of in between.
And she's like, oh really, How do you think about, what do you
think about older girls? And Stewie's like, oh, no, dude.
Yeah. So Stewie started to realize
where this is going. And Stewie's like, I'm kind of
cool with whatever. I really think we should get
back to the French, though. I'm really falling behind in
this girl. The tutor, Right, Jessica?
I think that's why I called her. Jessica was like, no, no, no,
Stewie, you're doing so good. I think you know, that's enough
for you today. But we still have to be here for
another 20 minutes. So.
Yeah. What are your thoughts about
older girls? Stewie's like, oh, my God, dude.
What? Dude, what?
Oh, my God. Yeah.
So sure enough, Stewie is basically trying to, like, fiend
off her attempts. She's like, Oh, well, I
definitely know some people basically talking about herself,
but like, I know some people, AKA some people being me.
So yeah. For the next 20 minutes, Stewie
just very awkwardly fiends off her attempts, tries to be like,
let's do some French or whatever.
And sure enough, after that whole thing went down, he told
his boys all about it. And they were like, that's
crazy, dude, you should go for that.
And Stewie's like, no, Stewie sent a request to change his
tutor says, oh, the chemistry wasn't that good.
Let me try someone else. And sure enough, there was a lot
of French tutors. So they just swapped it out
again. And the most awkward thing
happened because Stewie was in the library with his new tutor
like a couple sessions in. And this tutor was actually
like, you know, this guy was like very smart.
He was already into, he was already into college, even
though it was like he was a senior, like he got in exactly
where he wanted. He was great tutor, right?
And he really understood the language and he knew how to
teach it. That's very important.
Not just being smart and good at it, but you know how to teach
it. And Jessica, the ex tutor right,
walks by and is like so Stewie, I see you threw me on the trash
for someone else. Stewie's like aha, very funny.
But Jessica keeps walking and like the way that she said it
didn't seem like she was joking and the tutor looks up and is
like.