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today I have a story that my friend told me about where
basically his little brother was telling him about this time
where basically this kid came to his class and tried to convince
everyone that he was dream of believe it or not, he wasn't
dream. But it actually turned out to be
pretty funny because you know, the kid really did believe that
he could pull it off. But the end of the day, man, no
one was buying it and it was a pretty good story.
So I thought I'd tell it on here real quick.
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right into the story. All right, so this story was
told to me by my friend. And so basically my friend has a
little brother and his little brother is in the 5th grade.
Let's call his little brother Ryan, right?
So Ryan is, you know, he's going to school and this story took
place last year, so it was pretty recent, right?
So Dream was pretty popular at this time.
Dream is still very popular now, but last year was kind of like
the rise of Dream and his popularity.
And it was also kind of a very high point for Minecraft as
well. So it was very popular.
And obviously there's like a younger demographic that does
tend towards those videos. Obviously a lot of people watch
them of all ages. But you know, a lot of people in
Ryan's class were a big fan of, you know, Dream and Minecraft
and all those kind of good things on YouTube, man.
And like, you know, I totally get it.
When I was in fifth grade, I was a big fan of Minecraft.
And, you know, all the people that were doing it then, there
was no like real centralized figure like Dream right now or
like when I was watching it. But still, I totally get it.
And like, that's cool and all. So Ryan is relatively into it as
well, and a lot of his classmates.
And you'll normally notice like that every single day someone
will be talking about it. It will be some part of the
discussion. So one day Ryan is sitting in
class and him and his friends are talking about Dream.
I don't know exactly what they're talking about, but maybe
the new Minecraft manhunt video or something.
Honestly dude, if I was in fifth grade I would probably be, you
know, as hyped as they are about the Minecraft manhunts.
I mean, to be fair man, you know, whatever you think about
Dream, those videos are entertaining.
There's a reason why they get so many views.
But anyways, Ryan and his friends were sitting in class
talking about dreams, new video, whatever that was at the time.
And then he noticed that one of his friends was kind of like
looking at them and kind of like smirking a little bit and was
trying to be super obvious about like smirking and like kind of
like doing this big old smile and this friend.
Let's give this friend a name. Let's call this friend Sam,
right? So Ryan and his friends were
talking about this dream video and Sam is just there smirking
the whole time looking at them. And eventually he walks over and
he joins a conversation. He's like, so you guys really
like this dream guy on YouTube? And then he has this big ol
smile and obviously, right. Ryan and his friends just have
no idea what's going on and they're just pretty confused,
bro. They're just like, yeah, he's
cool. I like his videos, right?
Like that's cool. I like, do you know who he is?
And then Sam looks at them and has his big ol smiles like, do I
know who that is? And then like has like this big
like look, right? And they're kind of looking at
them. They're like, does does he know?
Does he know who that is? Right.
Like they're not catching on, bro.
And Sam is like starting to get like a little bit frustrated
because he's trying to put on this big act and have them be
all like mystified. But they're really just
confused, which I would be too if I was in that situation.
Ryan and his friends are kind of looking at Sam like, OK, bro, I
don't know what your angle is. And then Sam looks at them and
says well. You know.
I might know a thing or two about this dream guy.
And he gives him this big old smile, right?
And then Sam says, have you guys ever seen Dream?
And they're like, no, he's not done a face reveal.
And then Sam looks at Ryan and his friends, and he's like, so
you guys don't know what this dream guy looks like?
So he could look like anyone. He could be anyone.
And they're kind of looking at him, like, OK, bro, like, sure,
I guess. Like, we don't totally get the
connection here. Like, we're not totally sure
what's going on. We're not catching your drift,
bro. And then Sam looks Ryan dead in
the eyes and is like, what if I was to tell you that I know this
dream guy really, really well? Like, I know this dream guy
better than anyone else knows him.
And at this point, Ryan was really confused.
And Ryan's friends were also really confused because they
were starting to realize that he was trying to like imply
something. And now he's making a claim that
like, he knows this dream guy, which they're like, OK, this
dude obviously does not know this dream guy, but they're
starting to realize that he's trying to imply that he is
dream, right? Because he just prefaced it with
there's no way you actually know what he looks like, so he might
as well be me. So Ryan and his friends are like
they decide to play a little bit dumb because they really want a
confession. Like they want Sam to say point
blank that he claims that he is dream like they don't want like
to make an assumption. Then like be then have Sam be
like, oh, like, I didn't mean that.
Like you guys are crazy, right? Sam and his for our Ryan and his
friends. What is Sam to say?
So they're like, we don't actually know what you mean,
bro. Like what are you trying to say?
And Sam is like, come over here and he kind of like has them
come over. He's like, all right, quiet
down. Don't be don't make a noise when
I tell you this, don't be shocked or I don't want to draw
attention. And Ryan and his friends are
just like, oh boy. And Sam is like Ryan.
And then he says the names of the other friends there.
I just don't know. And also just don't care.
They're not you. They're not important for the
story, man. I'm sure that they're good
people. But he's like Ryan and and, and
friends in certain names, right? I have a confession and he has
this big old smile and they're all just like OK, let's see
where this goes bro 'cause like they're just, they're just lost.
And Sam is like Ryan. You know that dream guy on
YouTube? And then Ryan's like yes, I know
that dream guy on YouTube. We were literally just talking
to you about him for like 5 minutes and you're being all
weird. We also talk about him everyday.
Yes, I know that dream guy on YouTube.
Yes. And then basically Sam says that
dream guy. Well, don't tell anyone, right?
You have to cut. You have to promise me that you
won't tell anyone. But that dream guy is me.
And they just look at him like, bro.
So they're kind of just looking at him.
And I'm going to be honest, none of them believed him even in the
slightest. So they're like, OK, Sam, like,
why should we believe you? We've never seen Dream before.
You don't really sound like him. We don't think it's you, right?
We don't really have any reason to believe that he's actually
you besides the fact that you just told us that you're him,
which we kind of just think that you're saying that because
you've been noticing how everyone's been talking about
him and really likes his videos recently.
And then Sam is like looks a little offended.
He's like, you guys don't believe me.
And they're like, hey, bro, we really like you.
But no, we, we honestly don't believe you.
So then Ryan and his friends were like, OK, right.
We can't really believe you right off the bat.
But if there's any way you can prove to us that you're actually
dream like, we would love to see that because obviously like we
don't totally believe you, which I hope you can understand.
But if you're actually dream like, obviously that would be
awesome. We love his videos.
And look, Ryan's in fifth grade grade, bro.
Like Ryan didn't believe him. But he kind of wanted to.
It would be really cool if one of his friends was actually like
his YouTube hero, right? Like, that'd be pretty cool.
So Ryan was and his friends were like, OK, just come back with
proof the next day. And then the next day rolls
around and Ryan and his friends are waiting and they see Sam
walk in with a big smile on his face.
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right? So Ryan and his friends kind of
get together because they see Sam walk in.
Sam looks at them and Sam has this big smile on his face.
So Ryan and his friends were like, oh wait, is he is he
smiling because he actually has proof?
And then for a second, they're like, and if he actually has
proof, does that mean he's actually because look, let's be
fair, bro, in fifth grade I believed a lot of dumb stuff.
Like I was super gullible in fifth grade, right?
So Ryan still didn't really believe it, but he really wanted
to, bro. So he was kind of excited to see
what, you know, the proof was going to be because while he
didn't believe it, he really wanted to.
So Ryan basically goes up to Sam and is like, hey, man, like how
are you doing? Like, do you have any proof?
And he's like, by the way, if you were just saying that
yesterday, like we really don't care.
Like, it's all good, bro. Like, it's fine if you don't
have any proof. Like, don't worry about it.
And Sam's like, no, I got proof. And he has a little smile on his
face and he walks away. So all of a sudden, right, Ryan
is like, Oh my God, wait, he actually has proof?
Like he he has to be he Ryan kind of jumped to conclusions.
So what Ryan ended up doing is he told his friends this and his
friends were just super excited because, you know, they in the
back of their minds, they really thought it'd be super cool if
they were to no dream in real life or something.
So they ended up telling like the entire class that Sam was
Dream and he had proof, right? So when Sam eventually finds
Ryan and his friends again, basically the entire class comes
over and more or less crowds around them.
And all of a sudden, Sam's face, which used to be kind of like
smug and like, ha, ha, ha. Like I got proof.
He seems to be evidently a little bit nervous because all
of a sudden it's not just Ryan and his few couple friends.
It's basically like 70% of the class is just waiting for this
proof. So all of a sudden, like Ryan is
like, OK, Sam, like I got some other people here that are big
fans of Dream. Like, it would be really cool if
it's actually you. We're super excited to see the
proof. And Ryan's like, or sorry, Sam
is like, yeah, no, of course. I mean, I'm planning on yeah, I
got you, yeah. And then Ryan's kind of like
Sam, everything okay, Because Sam was like really wavering at
this point. Sam's like, yeah, no, I got the
proof. Let me just go get it.
Let let me get the proof. This point, Ryan kind of
realized that something was up because Sam was being very, very
evasive and he obviously was not confident at all.
And he kind of thought that he just kind of like ran away to
like recollect his thoughts or whatever.
And obviously, if you're actually dream and you're just
trying to show someone that you are, you aren't going to be
super nervous about it because you're you right?
But anyways, right. So he's kind of like, OK, this
this is probably nothing, but he still wants to see it through.
He's still kind of interested to see what Sam had in the 1st
place. So eventually, right, Sam, you
know, Sam comes back and I would say I, I was told that like I'd
say like a third of the group was still there.
So still more than Ryan and his initial friends, but a lot less
of the classmates. So all all of a sudden, right
off the bat, Sam is a bit more confident to show his proof.
So he goes up to them. He says, hey, guys, sorry about
that. I just lost the proof for a
second. Here's the proof that I'm
actually dream. So he pulls out his phone and he
shows a text message conversation and the text
message conversation is basically reads like, oh, when
do you want to play Minecraft? Next?
I want to record a Minecraft manhunt video.
And if you look at the contact name, the contact name says
George not found. Which if you don't know, that's
the guy, the dream that Minecraft guy normally plays
with. But right off the bat, everyone
was like. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you're actually right, if this is actually George not
found, Dream wouldn't have his contact labeled as his Minecraft
username, right? So all of a sudden they click
into like they say, hey, can I see that for a second?
And Sam's like, uh, but he was too late.
And one of the friends actually grabbed the phone, right?
And when they grabbed the phone, they clicked into the contact to
see what the number was. So they click into the number
and obviously it's a number that, you know, they didn't
necessarily recognize off the bat.
But then Ryan realized that the area code was the same area code
of like people and his classmates.
They all didn't live exactly in the same place, but it was a
familiar area code. So all of a sudden, obviously
there's a ton of red flags at this point.
First of all, his proof is a text conversation, like come on,
man. Second of all, the the contact
is George not found. That's like if my mom had my
contact is Connor Pugs. Like, bro, that's just not how
it's going to work, right? So then Ryan decides to just
call the number. He's like, hey, I'm just going
to call this number. And at this point Sam was
sweating. He's like, Oh no.
George is asleep. He's an Englander.
Right, which obviously is not the case because it wasn't even
like a British area code. It was literally the area code
of like 20 minutes away from the school bro.
But anyways, they call the number and then they hear a
phone buzz in class. And then they look around and
they see that one of the guys standing on the other side of
the room, his phone is ringing. And the guy probably wasn't
paying attention to what was happening because he picked it
up. I guess he was like spacing out
or he's far enough away that he didn't totally realize what was
going on. And he picks it up and he was
like, hey, Sam, what's up? And it was just over at that
point, man. So after that, Sam basically
explains that, yeah, no, he wasn't actually Dream.
And Ryan was like, OK, I kind of knew that the whole time.
Like it would have been cool if you were, but I, I didn't really
expect that. And Sam was basically just like,
he saw how much like you guys like the, the, the Dream, the
Minecraft guy and how he really just thought it would be fun to
like, if he could pretend it was him and how you guys would like
be so excited and whatever. And they all just kind of agreed
that it wasn't a big deal. But I just thought that was kind
of funny how the whole thing went down.
Obviously, obviously it's not that big of a deal, but it was
just it was just a pretty funny story.
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I have a story time for you That was told to me by one of my
subscribers where basically the subscriber went to a summer camp
and he met this guy and this guy claimed the dream went to his
school, right. So it turns out that this guy
that claimed that did not to live did not live too far away
from the from my subscriber. So my subscriber actually
decided to Fact Check his claim and showed up at his school one
day and it was absolutely hilarious and I had to tell the
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So this subscriber went to a summer camp and the summer camp
was towards the end of the summer and he had to go back to
school and about two weeks after the camp ended.
And this camp was a sleepaway camp that was located about like
20-30 minutes away from his house, so not too far away.
And anyways, he gets to the camp and, you know, he's a little
nervous because he doesn't really know anyone there.
And his mom drops him off. He's like, hey.
And she's like, hey, you're going to be totally fine.
Like I'm sure you'll meet people, you know, all that good
stuff. This subscriber was a pretty big
fan of Dream. This was about like a year ago
or a year and a half ago when dream kind of like Kate was
really like popular for his Minecraft manhunts.
And I'm not going to lie, like I don't really watch Minecraft
content anymore, but back when dreams Minecraft manhunts were
like super popular, like he just came out with them.
They were pretty entertaining. I'm I'm, I'm going to be honest,
like feel free to hate on me, bro.
Like those things were entertaining back in the day.
Anyways, he was a pretty big fan of dream.
So he gets to the he gets to the camp, right.
And that that that detail is more important later on.
So he gets to the camp and they basically say, OK, well, we're
going to have a little meet and greet thing before, you know,
before we head off into groups, your cabins.
So you'll have an opportunity to meet people and also you'll have
an opportunity to meet people at your cabin.
And when they said that the subscriber is feeling much
better, that he's like, OK, you know, I'll definitely be able
to, I'll definitely be able to meet people here, right.
The subscriber goes to this area where all these other kids are
and he's kind of standing by himself.
But he also notices that everyone else at this camp is
more or less standing by themselves because no one really
came here with friends except for a couple guys, right?
But basically what they do is when the camp counselors come
out and they're like, OK, guys, right?
Let's let's break up into smaller groups.
So they counted off like into 9 different groups.
So they went around going like, you're one, you're 2, you're
three. If you guys have had that happen
before. So this guy gets a four, a
pretty unnecessary detail. I just remember it from being
told it, right? So this guy gets a four.
He's in Group 4. He goes over and he starts
talking to some of the other people and they start off with
like the, the hey, like, where are you from?
What grade are you in? How old are you?
What sports do you play? And then you kind of move on to
what do you do in your spare time?
And you, some people were like, oh, you know, I play whatever
sports. Some people are like, yeah, I
play some games, right? You know, kind of standard
stuff. And then someone brought up how
they watch a lot of YouTube. And then some people were kind
of talking about like, oh, I also watch a lot of YouTube and
they're like, oh, what Youtubers do you like?
You know, some people said that they liked, I don't know, Logan
and Paul. Some people said that they liked
like some kind of makeup YouTube or guru because there's a
pretty, it was a pretty diverse mix of people, but there was a
couple people that were like, oh, like I really watch watching
Minecraft videos. And then another guy says like,
oh, which ones? And then like this, my
subscriber actually pipes up and says, Hey, I also like watching
Minecraft videos. I like watching dreams Minecraft
manhunt videos. I'm a pretty big fan.
And then this kid kind of speaks up.
And by the way, this kid lives near the subscriber because
earlier they said where they're from and the subscriber and this
kid live basically in the same area.
However, they're in like different area codes or
districts. So they go to different schools,
right? But they live in more or less
the same area. So this kid kind of pipes up and
I don't think he totally realized how like close the
subscriber lived or he heard it and kind of just forgot.
I'm not 100% sure how. But anyways, he says, oh, you
like Dream? I know something very special
about Dream. And then like the few people,
including my subscriber who knew Dream, you know, their ears kind
of perked up because they're like, you know, I like this guy.
I watch him on YouTube. That's pretty cool.
Like, you know, I like this guy. What?
What's the interesting thing like?
I'm curious. And the guy said, you know,
Dream actually goes to my school and they just kind of looked at
him like like, no, no, he doesn't.
And he says no, he really does. And he's being very firm about
it. Like he's being very matter of
fact. And then they're just like,
they're not like they're not 100% sure why he would lie.
I mean, maybe because like they, he just heard that they like
Dream and like he's trying to like impress them or something.
But then he says, no, here's a photo and he takes out a photo
and he shows them some blonde guy.
And you know, you have to remember that at this time, and
even at this time, Dream has never done a face reveal.
I think he's maybe blonde or brown hair, but no one really
knows what he looks like. So they're all like, OK, dude,
we don't actually know what Dream looks like, but that could
be him. The subscriber was thinking to
himself, well, that that that could be him.
I guess like I don't see why it would be, but I also don't see
why it wouldn't be so if he's being so like if he really
thinks so anyway. So the breakout group ends and
then they're asked to go to their sections, which they were
told in the beginning. Basically that's where they're
like sleep away camp area is and they break up into groups and
the subscriber notices that the guy who claimed that Dream went
to a school happened to be in his camp group.
So he went up to him. He's like, hey, I'm from the
group earlier and the guy was like, oh, hey, how's it going?
And then they kind of they kick it off right?
They he's a decent guy, like they have some good
conversations and he's kind of the friend that the subscriber
has while he's at this camp. Well, he doesn't like press them
right away because the subscriber thinks, OK, if Dream
actually goes to a school, Like I know he offered up that
information, but he probably he doesn't want me talking about it
all the time to him. Like I'm sure that if it's
actually true and he tells people it that like people bug
him all the time about it and it's only going to get worse as
he gets more popular. So maybe I'll just like let him
chill out. Like I just won't like I just
won't ask him for a second. Like that seems fair enough.
But after about a day or two of them just hanging out, they're
at lunch together and the subscribers is like, OK, it's
been enough time. I I got to know, like, I got to
ask some questions. This is just way too
interesting. So the subscriber asked this guy
like, OK, well, how do you know that it's actually Dream?
And so this guy goes on to say like, well, Dream goes to my
school and I knew him for a long time.
I was never super close with him, but, you know, he was just
telling people like that he had this channel and that he was
posting videos about Pewdiepie's Seed back in the day before
those videos blew up in popularity.
So like, he told people to subscribe and such, and then I
did. But then his video started
getting really popular and I just knew about it before.
And while he didn't really go around telling people this
afterwards, I was just one of those guys that he told before
because I totally had a class with him.
And yeah, so that's just how it happened.
So this dude was not sounding confident at all.
But the story honestly wasn't that bad.
Story somewhat made sense. And you know, if I'm being
thinking about it now, that story would more or less make
sense. Like probably Dream would tell
his friends or people even he didn't know that well, to give
some of his initial videos a little bit of a boost.
Because if you don't know, the hardest thing about YouTube is
starting honestly. Like once you have an audience,
it's not easy because like YouTube is hard no matter what,
but it is so much easier to get your videos surfaced.
So the very beginning, even a small push from just a few
people could be the make or break to get you a YouTube
career. So the story actually would make
sense that like if Dream, if you if you were to know Dream before
he was famous, it wouldn't like completely be not plausible that
he went around asking people to watch the videos.
And then when he got really popular, he didn't want to talk
about it. So while the guy was not really
confident and it somewhat sounded like he was making it up
off the top of his head, the story kind of checked out real
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to the story anyway. So the subscriber at this point
was not convinced, but he also was not convinced that it was
fake. He was kind of torn.
The story made sense. The guy had a lot of conviction
and he did show a photo of some and blonde guy which maybe was
dream like. He was very confident about it.
The story made sense but he also wasn't sure because one, it
could totally be something you could fake and also 2.
When asked more questions, he was not confident about it.
He felt very shaky and the story sounded a little weird.
So anyways, the subscribers kind of confused, but he goes on just
being friends with this guy and hanging out because while he's a
little, you know, suspect about this claim, the dude's actually
not a bad guy and he enjoys talking to him.
They also, they also have a lot of similar interests.
They play Minecraft. They also both play baseball.
Like this dude's not bad. They have like genuine
connection or whatever. And then the guy, the camp kind
of comes to an end, right? It's about a week and they're
about to go home and my subscriber says, hey, you go to
such and such school, right? And because he knew that he was
he lived close. The subscriber lived close to
this guy and there were a couple high schools in his area.
He went to one of them, but there were also a couple others
and he was able to choose. He like he randomly chose one of
two. And he knew that if the guy said
no, then it was the other one. And he knew that the guy said
yes. Well, then he said yes, he went
to that one and this. And the guy who claimed the
dream went to his high school was looking at the subscriber
and was like, yeah, how did you know?
And he said, oh, you don't remember.
We both said we lived in the same area.
And the guy kind of gets all not shifty, but like, he's like,
like it's a little kind of like, not like he's obviously not
geeking, right? He's not geeking out, but he
obviously is like, oh, you know where my school is and we live
close to each other. And the guy's like, yeah, maybe
I should. The subscriber says, oh, yeah,
maybe I should stop by sometime. Like, you were cool, dude,
because they're kind of packing up.
They're getting ready to go. And the guy's like, yeah, no,
100%, totally. Like we should 100% to them.
We should 100. Percent.
Like the guy was really trying to dislike dodge the question.
He was trying to get out of there and the subscriber was
like, that was definitely a red flag because like this guy was
pretty reciprocal in their friendship.
Like the dude was not just like hanging out with them like and
like trying to like avoid him. The subscriber.
This guy was like actually friends with the subscriber.
They related a lot. They had a lot of good times.
So normally, like you would be kind of like, yeah, yeah, 100%.
Like actually let's plan a time to hang out.
The dude was just 100% avoiding the question.
His, like, answers were kind of shaky and response like it was a
big red flag. So the subscriber actually had
an idea because he really wanted to test the claim with the guy
if dream actually went to a school because, one, he's
genuinely curious and two, he didn't really believe the guy,
right? And he was interested enough
that he wanted to go through with something.
So the subscriber tells the guy who said the dream went to a
school. He basically tells this dude
that, hey, I'm not too far away from your school.
I'll stop by one day and you don't have to tell me.
Like, you don't have to introduce me to the dream guy,
but I'd love for you to point him out.
And the guy's like, yeah, that's totally cool.
Like my school has kind of a weird schedule.
So if I'm out there, like it's just cuz like I got a weird
schedule. I got a lot of things I'm doing,
like a lot of random travel and stuff.
But if I'm there, dude, 100%. So kind of a red flag of an
answer, right? The subscriber says, Oh yeah, by
the way, what's your Instagram? And the guy's like, oh, kind of
like happily that happy that they're changed that the
subscribers changing subjects. The guy's like, Oh yeah, no, OK,
here it is. So they exchange Instagrams and
then eventually the like the subscribers mom, he comes, picks
them up, they say goodbye and they the subscriber basically
has two weeks before he goes back to school.
So he's kind of sitting there. He's not really does he doesn't
really have anything planned for those two weeks.
It's kind of like an awkward period of time because he has to
prepare to get back to school. And it's also like not really
enough time for them to like plan to do anything big.
So he kind of just like chilling for the last two weeks.
So the subscriber decides to look up the school schedule for
the friend he met at camp that claimed during went to a school.
He wanted to look up the schedule for the school.
And it turns out that that school was actually starting two
days earlier than his. He wasn't 100% sure why, but for
some reason they just were. And he's like OK, I'll accept
that. And he's like, oh, wait a
minute, that means when they're in session, I won't be in school
and I can easily go over. So he he looks at the school and
he looks it up on maps and he's like, OK, this is actually like
a 25 minute walk away. Yeah, it's a bit of a hike for
sure. But it's, I'm kind of too
invested in this not to go through with this man.
Like I'm a little bit too invested at this point.
So while the subscriber is planning to go and like kind of
planning this out, figuring out what day, figuring out like if
he's going to eat lunch before or after, trying to like figure
out when's the best time to leave.
He has the idea. And just like casually looks on
this guy's Instagram that he met at camp.
And he's looking on the Instagram of this guy and he's
kind of just scrolling through. He's seeing photos of him with
like his parents, with his cousins, photo of him, like
doing baseball, right? And then he sees a photo of him
with some of his friends. And then something very
interesting happens. He sees the guy who he met at
camp with some friends and one of the friends is a blonde dude
in this. OK, no, no, doesn't mean he's
instantly dream right? But this blonde dude happened to
be the guy that the friend at camp showed as like this is
dream guys. Like guys, I'm I'm telling you,
dream goes to my school. Look, here's proof that guy that
he showed his proof was one of his friends, which was
interesting because when the guy was telling about like the story
with dream, he said that he didn't know dream that well.
And the only reason he knew that like he was the YouTube is
because he happened to be like in a class or something with
them. So he was just like close enough
that dream asked him to like watch his earlier videos, but
not close enough to really like hang out with him.
So that was like red flag number like 900.
So at this point, the subscriber kind of knew that he caught this
friend in a lie, but he really? Wanted to follow.
Through with it, he said. I put too much work into this
and I really just kind of want to catch him in the act that he
doesn't like dislike the guy. But like obviously if you're
going around like lying about stuff and you get caught, maybe
you'll stop lying. So he's like, you know what,
Maybe this is for the greater good before someone who actually
gets upset because I don't really, the subscriber said I
don't really care, but maybe someone else will.
So let's let's put an end to this.
So the day comes, right? The guy's school is open.
The subscriber is off from school for another day and he
eats lunch. He eats a big lunch where it's
basically a brunch. So he can kind of have the whole
day to, you know, figure out, scout out the school, try and
find them, right? And so he, he makes the walk
over and while making the walk over, he actually sends this guy
Adm, the guy he met from the camp.
And he said, Hey, I actually don't have school today.
I see that you're in. I'm, I happen to be really
close. I'm just going to stop by in
like 10 minutes. Like just let me know if you're
there. I love to like catch up, right?
And the guy responds within like 10 minutes and he says, oh,
dude, like I'm so sorry. I'm still in one of my trips.
I'm actually still in Europe right now.
Flights got weird, man. They got delayed.
I don't know what happened, but I, I just won't be there today.
Like I'm so sorry, bro. Like maybe you can come later.
I don't know if you can even get in right now because I'm out
there. They're going to be so weirded
out. Like I don't know, dude.
Like I'll see you soon. Like guy was acting weird but
Tia a little spoiler he was not in Europe.
So the subscriber gets to the school and he's actually kind of
curious about something. So he sees the guy and he seems
to be about the age of the guy he met at camp.
So he asked some. He said hey like sorry like I'm
looking for a friend here. Do you happen to know this guy?
He pulls out his phone and he doesn't show the guy the photo
of the friend he met at camp. He shows the photo of the
so-called dream guy and the guy looks at him and he kind of just
gives them this look. And for a second, the subscriber
thought that like, Oh my God, what if, what if this is
actually dream and that's one of his friends, like trying to
protect him. Like, wait a minute, was this
guy telling the truth the whole time?
No, this guy says, look, that's like one of my best friends.
And I think I know why you're here.
So did so and so and he and he lists the name of the guy.
Let's just call him John. Let's call, let's say that the
guy who said the dream went to a school at the camp, let's call
him John. So the guy that like the
subscriber meets, he said, hey, did John say that this guy is
Dream? And the subscriber says, yeah,
he did. And the guy kind of lets out a
sigh. He's like, oh boy, another one
of these. So the guy says, look, this is
one of my best friends. He doesn't even play Minecraft.
We just play Call of Duty together.
There's no reason for him really to be Dream besides the fact
that he's blonde. So basically John just goes
around and tells people that at places where he doesn't think
it'll get back to him like in idiot man.
Like you're not the first person to come here.
This has happened before. And my friend was actually
confronted by another guy who thought he was dream and we told
John to stop this. And John said that he won't do
it anymore but he told other people at camp this so maybe he
should expect it. And the subscriber was like, oh
wow, so I'm not the only one who came to the school to see if
this guy was actually dream or not.
And the guy's like, no, John told like a bunch of people at
camp. It's super annoying.
My friends really annoyed. And honestly, since there was
this one guy, we really let him off.
Like we let him off. But since there's like multiple
guys and you're like, you're the second guy and maybe there's
going to be more people coming, you know, I think we're going to
tell on John to the principal. And then my subscribers like
bro, bro, like I'm sorry, like I didn't mean to cause any
trouble. Like John's a decent guy.
I don't know what he'd lie about this.
And guy says, you know what, it's really been causing a lot
of trouble, but maybe we won't tell on John.
We won't tell. We won't tell on John.
But maybe you should talk to John.
And John's in class right now. And the subscriber says he said
he was in Europe. And the guy laughs.
He said you're up, bro. If he means Europe by over
there, then maybe he's in Europe, but he's right there,
bro. And he points to like, like a
classroom. And he said, hey, they're out in
like 5 minutes, Just stand outside.
So the subscribers like, OK, I got nothing better to do.
And if it's really 5 minutes, might as well do that.
He's like sorry man, for like bothering you.
I probably shouldn't have actually come.
Even if it was dream like that's not cool for me to invade the
privacy and the guys like no man, you're honestly fine.
It's just not cool what John has been doing.
So he says, like, all right, man, I'll see you around.
Like John should be out any minute now.
So the subscriber goes over and walks outside and stands outside
the door of John and the classroom.
You know, the bell goes, kids start filing out.
John is walking out all casually.
And then he just makes contact with a subscriber and just goes
pale. And the subscribers like, so
you're not in Europe. And then John, just like John
doesn't even try. He's not anything like, oh, my
flight actually didn't get canceled.
No, he's like, hey, like I'm sorry I lied to you about the
dream thing. I just wanted to make friends
and I thought it'd be you guys would want to be friends with
me. Like if that was like if I had
something cool about me. I just don't feel like I'm that
cool or have anything interesting.
And why would someone want to be friends with me, right?
So I thought this would be like, I thought it'd be a cool thing
to say. And like, when I realized that
you could actually come and see, like, I realized that, you know,
my lie would not be able to stick and I didn't want you to
come for that reason. And I'm sorry.
And the subscriber was taken aback by how honest John was all
of a sudden. And he's like, dude, I'm kind of
hurt that, you know, that you lied to me consistently and
didn't eventually just tell me like, right away.
Like I. But I do think you're cool and
you don't need to lie about these things, man.
Like, I genuinely enjoy being friends with you.
Yeah, I'm a little shaken because you lied to me.
And I kind of suspected that, but everything else was kind of
cool. And he said it genuinely.
If you want to hang out like I'm down, like, you know, maybe give
me a SEC to like, get over this. But you're kind of cool, bro.
Like I, I would, I would enjoy hanging out with you.
And the guy, John was like so taken aback by that, that he's
like, yeah, man, I'm, I'm so sorry about that.
We should really hang out. And that was the end of the
story. So kind of a wholesome, good
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Minecraft kid of well, I mean you can read the title.
Normally I tell you guys to grab something to eat, but dear God,
please do not grab anything to eat while you listen to this
story. Anyways, let's call the
subscriber Nico and subscribe if you like stories.
Anyways, the subscriber who sent in today's story, which you can
send it to my Instagram, but we're going to call him Nikko,
right? So this all happened one day
when, you know, Nikko was in class and he was kind of just
chilling, thought it would be a normal day.
But his teacher comes in and announces that today is going to
be a really special day. And it's not even going to be a
special day. It's going to be a special fun
day. So not like, oh, it's special
because we have a massive final exam, but oh, it's special
because we're going to be doing only fun activities today.
And it was kind of a surprise that the teachers of the 5th
grade, by the way, Nikko was in fifth grade when this happened.
The two fifth grade teachers decided that they wanted to
collaborate and give their students a break and also make
it kind of a surprise. So the teacher announces that
the other class, the other fifth grade class, as there were two
fifth grade classes for his fifth grade, the other fifth
grade class was going to come into their room.
They were going to randomly partner up and then they were
going to do a lot of fun activities today.
The entire class was really stoked.
And so was Nico because like, dude, he didn't want to be doing
any homework. He didn't want to be doing any
math. You know how it is.
And to be surprised with like a really fun day.
It's just a good day and things are going to be good.
So anyways, right, almost on queue within like as like the
teacher said, the other class will be coming in.
They hear a knock on the door and the other fifth grade
teacher opens it up and says hi guys.
Like, I hope you guys are ready for your surprise today.
Everyone is like, yeah, it seems like it's going to be a good
day. Well, it's not at least not for
Nicholas or Nico as we're going to call him, because I mean,
everyone else is going to have a great day.
But you already saw the title. You already know how bad this is
about to get anyways, right? So they were assigned with
random people from the other class.
And there is this kid in the other class who every single day
wore the same creeper hoodie like every single day, without
like a doubt, like he wore the same creeper hoodie.
I think you guys know them. It's like, you know the hoodie
that you can buy that has like the creeper head on it and then
the creeper design. I mean look, if you wore that,
that's totally fine. As long as you don't wear it
every single day without washing it, you're fine in my book.
But The thing is right, this kid either had 7 identical creeper
hoodies or he just wore the same thing every day without washing
it. And by the smell of it, not by
the look of it, you could definitely tell that he did not.
He was not washing it. And this was the one-on-one copy
anyways, right? So being randomly assigned
someone Nico gets the you know, gets the gets a short straw, you
know how it is and he gets a sign with the Minecraft kid.
We're just going to call him the Minecraft kid because he's
always wearing that hoodie. And so the Minecraft kid walks
over to Nikos desk, sit down, says, hey, man, how's it going?
And Nikos like, hey, how's it going?
And immediately, immediately as the kid sat down, Nico had to
like prepare. He had to make sure he didn't
like gag, just like gag on reflex, because there was like
an aura, an aura of stench. Like the odor probably had a
mass that was heavier than the air around it.
In fact, it was probably heavier than water.
It would be it would be sinking. The water would be floating like
it was that crazy, right. So he sits down and he goes
like. How's it going, man?
And The thing is, right, sometimes kids don't smell that
good. I don't know, maybe you just
didn't take a shower, maybe you forgot the deodorant.
That's totally OK. But normally there's not an aura
of stench. You know, normally they're not
so stinky that if you were like 5 feet away, you would smell
them. Like, it's normally not that
bad. And Nico wouldn't have really
cared if the kid wasn't like the best smelling kid ever.
He wouldn't really care if like, I don't know, he lifted up his
arm like his underarms and oof, that kind of smell kind of bad,
right? But the fact was the Minecraft
kid literally had like an aura of stench around him.
So Nico was like, all right, I'm just going to power through
today, right? It's fine.
And the teacher at the front of the class said, guys, like, we
have some like, you know, this is like, we have like a really
fun activity. And the first activity planned
for you guys, it's going to be an outdoor activity and it's
going to be a fun game. And the whole class is like
super excited. And The thing is right, Nico's
actually kind of excited too because he's thinking, all
right, outdoors, the stench will probably dissipate or at least
be less strong if it's outdoors. So this is a massive win for me.
It was a massive win until the teacher announced that this
special outdoor activity would be hide and seek in teens.
And Nico's is saying to himself, Oh no, Oh no.
Because he realizes, right, hide and seek means that like him and
the Minecraft kid with his stench aura.
Or they're going to have to hide together.
Like they're probably going to have to hide together in very
compact close places in the stench aura Nico assumes is only
going to get more and more intense and terrible the closer
you get to the origin. Which like, he was 5 feet away
from the Minecraft kid and he was barely making it.
So like imagine being like directly there Nikko was like
man, I got to practice not breathing for like an hour at a
time because that's the only way I'm surviving this.
But anyways, they all head outside and real quick, the
secret word of the day, it's Minecraft.
I know it's nothing that creative, but it is what it is.
So comment Minecraft down below. I'll try and heart your comment
as a way to say thank you for making this far into the video.
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help out the channel. And also, if you want to binge
watch these videos, make sure to let me know in the comments and
I'll try and say thank you back as it really, really does help
the channel. But anyways, right, they head
outside and they're preparing for their hide and seek
adventure type thing. And so they go out there and the
teachers are like, all right, so we're going to choose who is
going to be the, you know, the one who's going to seek and
we're going to figure out like everyone else is going to go
hide. Nico was praying to God that he
was going to be the one that were his team of him and the
Minecraft kid. We're going to be the seekers
because if they were the seekers, dude, they didn't have
it. Like Nico didn't have to worry
about being in a tight, cramped space.
He just had to like he could be literally like 20 feet away
trying to like he'd be like, oh, let's split up so we can divide
and conquer, which AKA like, I mean, it is a more effective
strategy, but the real goal, the real intention is to get away
from the stench or because you already know what it is.
But no, a different team was picked and he was like, OK,
great. And the Minecraft kid is like,
dude, I'm so good at hide and seek.
I know the best hiding spots and Nikos like let's just hope that
these hiding spots are not really kind of like cramped.
And sure enough, the Minecraft kid is leading him.
He's like, dude, let's go. So they got 60 seconds or the
hiding or the seekers had to count till 60 and they were
counting pretty loud and Minecraft kids like.
Come on, come on. Quickly.
And sure enough, right, the
Minecraft kid leads both both Nico and him to this spot.
And the spot was like, yeah, unfortunately it was super
cramped. So the spot was like behind the
building and was behind this Bush.
And the thing was right, the little spot behind the Bush that
like, someone could hide in. It was really only a good hiding
spot for one person and would have been incredibly cramped for
two. The Minecraft kids, like, don't
worry, man. Like I can squeeze in.
We totally got this. No one has ever found me in this
hiding spot. And Zach is thinking to himself
self, wow, this is actually a really good hiding spot because
it was. However, the problem is the
better the hiding spot, right? The longer the duration that
he's going to have to stay in that hiding spot.
And also the longer the duration that you know, he's going to be
in that hiding spot with the Minecraft kid with his like
literally like life threatening stance aura.
And he's like, OK, this is going to be the hardest challenge of
my life. And the Minecraft kid hops in
there. He's like, dude.
Come on. Come on.
And Zach is like, I don't know. And the Minecraft kid grabs him
by the hand and drags him and he's like don't worry bro, I
know this place is good. And Zach is like.
And legitimately, Zach has to wait there for 15 minutes.
And Zach is he's not trying to be rude, but he's like
breathing. He like pulls up his like
sweatshirt and breathes into it. And that makes the air a little
bit less toxic, but it's still really, really bad.
And he's still he's Zach is not Zach.
Sorry, that was the guy in the last video.
I stole my notes up from that one.
Nico is struggling right now. He's just like he's trying.
He's breathing in air, he's coughing it out.
And the Minecraft kids like, stop coughing.
You're going to, you're going to get our hiding spot.
They're going to figure it out because you're being so loud.
And, and Nico's just saying to himself, man, I'm just trying to
survive this. I'm not asking for much, man.
I'm just trying to survive. That's literally it, bro.
I just want him. I just want to see my parents
too. So that so.
Nico and the Minecraft kid are just sitting there and they sit
there for legitimately like 20 minutes and then eventually the
seekers come around and they're around in the Bush and then
Nico's just like, all right, I'm going to have to sabotage this
because this hiding spot is just too good.
So Nico like forces out a fake sneeze and the Minecraft kid is
like, no. And the seekers eventually come
over and find them and Minecraft kids like, bro, couldn't you
hold it in? And, and Nico's like, sorry,
man, I had to sneeze like I couldn't hold it in, right.
So then Nico and the Minecraft kid also become seekers because
it was kind of like it was kind of like the zombie tag where if
like one person got tagged by the zombie, they would also
become like someone who is it as well.
And it was like a massive swarm of zombies like that.
It was the same thing with this game where if you got tagged,
you also became you became a seeker as well.
And the Minecraft kid was just ruthlessly just going around
just like finding people is like.
Got you, got you, got you. Which I mean, that's how you
play the game. I can't really, I can't really
complain like that. But eventually everyone gets
found and the teachers are like, all right, guys, I hope you had
fun with that, that we're going to head inside for one last
activity before the day is over. And so they head inside and they
head back to the tables and the teachers are like, all right,
we're just going to have a nice little like kind of like arts
and craft type thing. And they show these big bins
with all these art supplies and whatever, right?
They're like, all right, man, come up and make whatever you
want to make and just have a good time talking to your new
partner or not your new partner, but your new friend.
It's not a new partner. Nico would have been so happy if
he got a new partner at this time.
And but no, it's the same guy. So, you know, the Minecraft kid
and Nico, they go out, they grab some supplies, they sit back at
the table. And Nico's getting more and more
used to the smell. And he's like, you know what,
man? I'm going to make it through the
next couple hours. And while they're sitting there
making whatever they're making, the Minecraft kid is like, all
right, man, let's let's get to know each other a little bit
better. Tell me some fun facts about
you. So Nico's like, OK, I don't
really know. But I guess like, I got a dog.
I like to go on hikes, I walk my dog every morning and when I do
that, I listen to music. That's what I do personally.
But back to the story. I don't know.
I really, you know, I enjoy playing Fortnite with my
friends. What about you man?
And the Minecraft kid was like, well, I obviously am kind of a
fan of Minecraft, as you can tell by my hoodie.
By the way, nothing's wrong with like a Minecraft bro.
I love Minecraft. It's probably one of my favorite
games of all time. It's the background gameplay I
use for almost every video and it has a lot of nostalgia.
When I say Minecraft kid, I think you know what I mean.
I don't mean someone who just plays Minecraft, but anyways,
right. And he goes on to say I also
have these beliefs and I don't know, people just people get
really mad at me and they they, they hate me for my beliefs and
it really makes me sad. And Nico not really knowing what
this guy was talking about, probably thinking that, I don't
know, maybe maybe he was religious and people were hating
on him for that, which isn't OK. You know, Nico was like, oh man,
like what's the problem? Like what's these believes?
I promise you, like as long as they don't hurt anyone else, I'm
all for you. I'll support you no matter what.
Like what are people hating on you for?
And Nico or in the Minecraft kit is like, well, I really believe
in being natural. I think that we should kind of
return like, you know, there's a lot in our modern day society
that, you know, is we're straying to far away from like
what we were supposed to be. He said, you know, may that be
from processed foods or stuff like that.
And that's like kind of legit. Like there is a lot of like a
lot of the food we eat is actually kind of poisonous
because it is so far away from what we're supposed to be
eating. That's pretty legit.
But then he goes on to say, and like, my mom is such a hater
because the truth is, you know, I, you know, want to hear some
facts. And, you know, Niko was like,
sure, I want to hear some facts, whatever.
He's like caveman. You know, they didn't take they,
you know, when they went to the bathroom, man, they weren't
using these like really high chemical toilet paper and Niko.
Was like. Bro, what's and the Minecraft
kid is like, you know, it's so crazy.
My mom is such a hater about this.
But you know what? I want to return to the good old
natural days. And so I don't even wipe when I
go to the bathroom and when I take showers, I only let water
pour on me and I never use any of the chemicals and the soap or
whatever. All these man made inventions
like soap and toilet paper. It's really just bringing us
farther away from where? We should be.
And Nico was like, well, I can't say I'm necessarily shocked, but
oh, my God. What?
And then the Minecraft kid turns to Nico.
He's like, Nico, what do you, what do you think about this?
We're turning to the natural element.
And Nico is this still stuck on the fact that the Minecraft kid
is basically bragging about not wiping.
And he's like, I mean, like, yeah, man.
I mean, I think that like specifically with like a lot of
like fast food and junk food and like trans fats and like dyes
and whatever, like that's definitely something we should
have removed from the diet. I don't know if I'm 100% with
you on not wiping and like not using.
Soap. But you know, I, I definitely am
with you with the whole like, you know, I don't know,
artificial stuff in the food and the Minecraft kit is like, well,
I don't really care about the food as much.
I mean, whatever, I bet the caveman ate dirt or whatever.
And that can't be good for you either.
I'm just more concerned with all the chemicals and artificial
stuff in toilet paper and soap and, and, and you know, Nico's
not trying to be rude, but he's like, man, I don't know how bad
toilet paper is for you. I mean, I, I really don't think
that there's like that harmful of chemicals in it.
And maybe like it's going to be more harmful in the long run if
you don't use it. And the Minecraft kit is like,
no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand.
I wouldn't really expect you to understand as I've done a lot of
research myself. What?
Bro? Just a little note for me.
Whenever someone says they've done their own research, no,
just to stop listening to them, just stop listening to them.
But he's like, you know, I've done some research myself and I
really think what I'm doing is going to be the healthiest for
me. And that ended the day.
But Nico was just so startled by what he heard that he actually
contacted one of his friends who was in the other fifth grade
class. Nico really was wishing that he
was going to be partnered with his other friend in the in the
5th grade class, but you know, it didn't work for him like
that. And he said, hey man, you know
that that kid with the creeper hoodie and the dudes like, yes.
Dude, I saw you got. Partnered with them, you smelt
it too. And Nico's like, yeah, do you
know why? And the kids like, yeah.
Because he doesn't wipe. Lol and Nico's like bro what?
He tells everyone that the other kid in like Nico's friend in the
other class is like yeah bro he's bragged to everyone about
it. Like legit everyone here knows I
should have given you a heads up I just wasn't able to.
I'm sorry about that. And Nico's like, wow, like, I
spent a day with them. You got to spend like the entire
year with them. You're a trooper.
And he's like, dude, I know I once got partnered with them.
I had to go to the bathroom to, you know, the insides of his
stomach came out on the outsides, is what I'm trying to
say from the smell. And anyways, Nico was like, you
know what? I'm so excited to go back
tomorrow because we're going to have a normal day of school.
And Nico never thought he'd ever utter those words.
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Do it. We get a story of these anime
kids that go completely insane and try and like fight the
subscriber with these really weird things.
I don't want to spoil the story. I know you'll enjoy it.
Subscribe if you like stories and let's call today's
subscriber, let's call him Clarence.
And right off the bat, I just got to let you know that like if
you like anime, literally nothing wrong with that.
In fact, I enjoy a little bit of anime myself.
I mean, you got yourself some death Notes, some Attack on
Titan. No spoilers.
I've not finished the last couple episodes.
I will ban you from my comments forever now.
I'm just kidding. But anyways, this all happened
one day when Clarence was just chilling in class and there was
a group of three kids who always sat in the back of the room and
they always wore like anime T-shirts or sweatshirts or
whatever. And they were kind of known as
like the anime kids. They were known for this not
just because they would always wear like anime T-shirts and
sweatshirts or whatever, but they would literally only
communicate to each other with anime references.
And one of them sat like L from Death Note, just little, which I
don't know, That's as funny to me, man, right?
Sitting like that, it hurts. It hurts, bro.
I was like, oh, dude, I guess is this going to give me 50% more
brain power like L? No, it just makes my feet hurt.
But anyways, right, you know, Clarence didn't really interact
with them that much. They kind of stuck to
themselves. However, on one fateful day when
Clarence was walking in the halls and he accidentally bumps
into one of them. And then the other two, all
three of them, the one he bumped into and the other two that were
walking with him, right? They all turn and look at
Clarence and they give him this look and Clarence is like oh, my
fault. Like I wasn't looking where I
was going. They don't say anything.
They just stare at him intensely and he's like uh huh.
Like my fault, guys like I'm sorry, that's on me like my bed.
Like I'm so like I. Why are you?
Staring at me, This is making me uncomfortable and and my kids
didn't say a word they just kept walking and Clarence
legitimately thought nothing of it because dude just bumped into
someone and then said my fault. I wasn't looking where I was
going. And yes they were a little weird
not responding at all. It was a little creepy, it was a
little uncomfortable, but Clarence legitimately within 5
seconds completely forgot about what just happened until the
next day rolled around. So the next day, right, it's
recess and Clarence is just outside and his friends, you
know, I don't know, they're doing something else right now
or Clarence does have friends, but for some reason he's just
alone at that very moment. And the three anime kids come up
to Clarence and remember, Clarence isn't like enemies with
these people, or at least he didn't think he was.
But he also never spoke to them. So it was kind of weird for him
to kind of like just come up to him out of the blue and start
talking to him. He just like he was caught off a
little bit off guard and remember, he's completely
forgotten about bumping into them until like they start
talking to him, right? And they say like they come up
to him and they're like, so you chose to fight us.
You chose to start the battle and we're going to finish it.
And Clarence is like, I think you have me mixed up for someone
else, bro. I'm pretty sure I'm not the guy
who started this battle that you're talking about.
I legitimately have no idea what you're saying.
And they're like, no, it was 100% you.
You bumped into us, which is a understandable battle cry.
And yes, you're a fool for this though, because we will
absolutely smite you in battle. And Clarence is like, oh, no,
no, no, that was like a mistake. Like I didn't, I didn't mean to
bump into you that, that that was an accident.
Like, I'm sorry, my fault. And they're like, no, you can't
take back your your declaration of battle.
This battle has was started by you.
But will be. Finished by us and one of the
kids, the one who sits like Elle from Death Note like staying
kind of like reaches out of his backpack and Clarence is like,
hey, yo. And what he reaches out of his
backpack was a black notebook and on the front of the notebook
says Death Note on it. If you don't know, there's like
an anime Death Note where basically I'm not going to spoil
anything too important. But the main thing is there's a
book and if you write someone's name in it and like what they
died from, like the person will die within like 40 seconds or
something. I might have butchered that a
little bit. It was, it's been a second since
I've watched a great show, by the way.
But anyways, he whips out like a replica Death Note and the other
two anime kids are like, you don't want him to write your
name in this book. And Clarence has never seen
Death Note before. He was explained the premise by
his friend afterward when he told his friend about this
story. But basically, right, you know,
one of the anime kids whips out a fake Death Note and you know,
you know, he's just like, you don't want me to do this, bro.
You don't want me to do that. And Clarence is like, do what
He's like, write your name in the Death Note.
And Clarence is like, bro, what? I don't, I don't know what that
is. This is like a book or
something. He's like.
No, it's not just a book you. Idiot, you fool, you simpleton,
you moron. If I write your name in the
Death Note, you will perish. And Clarence is like what?
And Clarence is just like all right bro, write my name in that
silly book. He's like haha.
You fool. And so the anime kid writes
Clarence's name in the book, Look, and he waits 40 seconds,
and he's grinning the whole time.
And then 40 seconds passes and nothing happens.
And he's like, Ryuk must have just nerfed this one.
The other anime kids kind of look at him, and then they look
back at Clarence and they're like, you might have won this
battle, but this is not simply a battle.
This is a. War and we're coming back
tomorrow with even more weapons and powerful.
You will lose. And then they all kind of like
Naruto away and Clarence is like, man, why is this my life?
Like why am I here just to suffer real quick comment anime
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But anyways, right, Clarence is kind of just like, oh, so this
is going to be like a thing because Clarence is this he he's
he's hanging on to the words where the anime kids were like,
we're coming back tomorrow with even more.
And Clarence in his head is like, bro, I don't want to have
to deal with you guys tomorrow as well.
Like, isn't today enough? Like, isn't like you're you
writing my name in that book and then nothing happening?
Isn't that enough for all this nonsense?
But no, the days this gets stranger and stranger because
the next day rolls around. Once again it is recess.
And this time, Clarence is with one of his friends, and he
notices out of the corner of his eye, the anime kids are rolling
up. And he's just thinking
themselves like, bro, I'm not trying to do this right now.
I'm hanging out with my friend. I'm having a good time.
This is recess. This is supposed to be my break
from the nonsense. This is not supposed to be the
nonsense. You know, times 2 extended
edition. Like, I'm just, I'm not trying
to do this. And the anime kids come up to
him and they're like, you might have won yesterday's battle.
But you will never win the war. And then all three of them whip
out these fake plastic pokey balls.
And at this point, Clarence is like, bro, you cannot be
serious. And they're like, oh, so you
know what we're about to attack you with?
And they one of them yells Charizard attack.
And they just Chuck the plastic polka ball at Clarence and it
hits them. And look, it's a, it's not like
actually like, OK, oh, yeah, Duck hunter, it's not a real
poker ball. Shut up.
Right? But it's like, it's plastic.
It's hard and kind of hurt a little bit.
And Clarence is like, ow, by the way, a massive real life
Charizard did not come out of the polka ball they threw.
It just kind of bounced off Clarence and it hurt a little
bit. So Clarence like, bro, don't do
that. That kind of hurts.
And then the other ones like Bulbasaur.
Jack. And just chucks the poker ball
again and Clarence is like, dude, stop that hurts.
It's going to leave a bruise. The final one's like Pikachu, I
choose you and just chucks the poker ball once again bounces
off of Clarence and he's just like, bro, can you not?
And then another one takes out another poker ball.
Actually it's the first one and he's like full ass toys and he
chucks it and completely misses Clarence.
He's like, bro, I'm going somewhere else.
Like screw you guys, I'm going home.
So him and, you know, Clarence and his friend, like they just
walk away and his friends like, bro, what?
So Clarence explains the story as I've explained to you guys so
far. And his friend is like, bro,
that's so weird. Like, I'm sorry you have to deal
with this. That must be pretty annoying.
So the next day rolls around and this is like the craziest day
yet. So once again, Clarence is at
recess and he's with a pretty big group of people.
He doesn't know all of them super well, but you know, he
knows enough of them well enough that, you know, I don't know,
they're doing some big activity or whatever.
And once again, the anime kids come over and Clarence is like,
guys, I'm sorry, I have to deal with something.
So he walks over, preemptively goes over to the anime kids and
is like, what is it today? What's the massive battle?
And this time, right, the last two days that there, there,
there was a teacher like monitoring everyone at recess,
but they were kind of busy looking at other things or
something. But this time the teacher
happened to be looking at the anime kids and Clarence and one
of the anime. Kids is like today we will have
our final. Battle and he whips out this big
long sash right and Clarence is like dude what and he unsheets a
catana from it and Clarence is like yo you can't have that here
and the anime kid starts swinging his sword around all
like when you're when you. He's like you.
Cannot control my power. My power level is over 25,000
right now. He's like when he takes out his
AD like Catana Sartorio, and the teacher runs and the teacher
like sees this, sees a kid with a massive sword.
And the teachers like, no, Oh my God.
Like this is actually insane. So the teacher calls the
freaking police, bro, because I mean, look, you can't bring
something like that to school. The teacher both calls the
police, tells the security guard, and the school goes on
lockdown. So basically after that happens,
like there's something on the loudspeaker saying students
report to like your classrooms. This is a lockdown, and like,
all the students start like running to the classrooms.
And Clarence has a sneaking suspicion that the lockdown is
due to the Cortana anime kid. Because you can't bring a
freaking Cortana. By the way, that's a massive
long like sword used in combat in like the 1600s.
You can't bring 1, even if it's like a replica, right?
You can't bring that to school. So sure enough, right, All the
kids, they're like rushing to their classes and yeah, Clarence
and the anime kid, they do have one class together and it
happens to be like their next class is after recess.
So yeah, they all go to the same classroom to lock down and do
the anime kid who has the Cortana is legitimately sitting
in class with his Cortana, like it's in his like container or
whatever, but it's very obvious, right?
So they're all like in lockdown, they're all sitting in their
classrooms. They're all like sitting in the
corner of the room with the Shane's drawn.
I'm sure you guys have at least had like a lockdown drill before
or maybe if you're not in the States, you haven't.
But basically, right, you have to go in your classroom, lock
the doors and just keep everything like very still and
as if no one is in there, right. So eventually, you know, there's
a police officer that comes around unlocking each of the
doors and going in and assessing the situation.
And the police officer eventually comes to their door,
knocks on it, opens it up and sees, right, the kid with the
Cortana and the police officer points at the anime kid and
says, hey, I'm going to need you to come with me.
And the anime kid stands up and he it doesn't grab his Cortana
because he's obviously not going to walk over to the police
officer with a Cortana, right? And the police officers like it
goes, points the other officer, like go grab that.
So the officer kind of like walks over, grabs the Cortana.
And the anime kid is like, no, that is my weapon of choice.
And the police officers like, yeah, that's also the reason why
we're doing this. And I don't think the anime kid
knew that that was the reason why they're having a lockdown.
Until then, even Clarence was pretty sure it wasn't because of
the anime kid, but he had a sneaking suspicion.
So Clarence is like. Oh.
Uh oh. Looks who won.
Look at who. Won the war, bro.
Nah, he wasn't like, he wasn't like default dancing yet yet.
Just give him a second though. So eventually, right, You know,
the kid walks out and the police officer has a talk with him
outside and Clarence, like presses his ear against the
wall. And the walls of the school are
pretty thin. So we can more or less hear what
the police officer is saying. So the police officer is
explaining to the the Cortana anime kid that dude, you cannot
bring an actual weapon to school.
That's insane. Like, it's like, yeah, I get it.
It might be a replica, but it's still very sharp and it could
really be used like super dangerously.
And that like, bro, it's super. OK.
The officer didn't say bro. But like the officer was saying,
it's super clear that this is a rule that you can't be bringing
this to school. Why would you think that this is
necessary? And the anime kids starts to
say, we were about to enter an anime battle or something like
that. And the officer said, what?
You were going to like, use this in combat against another
student. And the anime kid was like,
well, now that you put it that way, I mean, the anime kid was
slowly understanding that he messed up big time.
The officers, like, I thought you were just bringing this in
just to show it around. You were going to use it in
combat against another student. Like this thing might be a
replica. It's still very sharp.
You could definitely actually do some damage with this.
Do you understand? Do you understand and why
everyone had to lock down? And the anime kid is like, well,
I don't understand why everyone had to lock down.
It's not like I was going to use it.
And the officers, like you just said you were going to use it.
And the anime kid was like, yeah, but just on one student.
And he's like, so you're going to use it on a student.
And the anime kids like, well, everyone doesn't need to lock
down if I'm not going to like enter anime combat with them
too. And the officers just completely
speechless. So the officers like, all right,
come with me and kind of motions to the security guard to come
with them and they walk them over to the, you know, the
principal's office or it's some kind of official place.
At this point, Clarence was obviously not an earshot to hear
what went down. But TLDR because he did hear
from other people and just kind of like figured it out.
The anime kid got suspended for two weeks and he was now after
this point on extremely thin ice if he even sneezed in the wrong
direction, right? You know, he was going to get in
big trouble for some reason, right?
You know, the anime kid never said that it was Clarence when
he was being like interrogated. He refused to say the name of
the student that he was fighting to keep the and on enemy and on
enemy. And Oh my God, you know what I'm
trying to say? He's trying to keep like he's
oh, I don't want to. I don't want to reveal my fellow
soldiers and also my opponent in battle.
I have respect for him or whatever.
So Clarence never was a part of this.
He never was asked in and he also was kind of lazy, so he
didn't feel like getting involved and the kid was going
to get in trouble one way or another.
But after the fact, the other two anime kids that get didn't
get in trouble came up to Clarence and they're like, you
think this is over? You think you can Vanquish one
of our allies and get away with it.
And Clarence is like, bro, I literally did nothing.
I just stood there and he he just self reported.
That's not on me. And they said, no, no, no, this
is on you. You better watch your back
because we will strike again. Vengeance will be ours.
And to this day, the subscriber was telling me over on
Instagram, which is in the description, that's where you
can send in some stories to be featured on the channel.
He was telling me that to this day, the anime kids have not,
you know, given their revenge yet.
So maybe one day they'll have their master plan unfold and
Clarence will figure out what the revenge is.
But until this day, you know, he they are yet to strike.
So yeah, you might be seeing a Part 2, maybe click on the video
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Today we got a story of probably the cringiest emo kid on planet
Earth. This is probably one of the
craziest stories I've received in a long time.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories.
And let's call today's subscriber who sent in this
story. Let's call him Logan.
So Logan was in the 7th grade when this all went down.
And in Logan's class, there was an emo guy and an emo girl.
Yes, I'm in love with an emo girl type emo girl.
And I'm just going to call them emo girl and emo guy because you
guys know, if I have like a billion names for people, I swap
them. And even if I have one name,
I've even messed that up once before.
My brain is very small. But this all happened one day
when the emo girl and emo guy were at recess together and
basically like Logan had recess for a very long time.
I know a lot of people don't have recess past like fifth
grade, but looking ahead it all the way through 9th grade, which
is pretty cool. So basically, right, the emo guy
and the emo girl every single day at recess would sit at this
bench, which kind of was like close enough to everyone else,
but also far enough that they weren't going to like get, I
don't know, hit by someone on the swing or have to like
interact with people. And basically what they would do
is they would sit on the bench together and they would be in
each other's arms and they would be like society.
No, no, but they would be like randomly cussing out kids and
like literally some kid would walk by.
Let's call the kid Ben, Little little Ben over here, little
Benny boy would walk by the emo girl and emo guy, right?
I'm just going to call them the emo couple.
And the emo couple would be like, oh, look at that Ben.
He's such like a conformer to society.
He's such a sheeple. He's the sheep and sheeple, bro.
Like he doesn't understand our suffering.
He doesn't understand how society treats us because
society hates to e-mail kids. And Ben would walk by and, like,
he'd be able to hear all this nonsense.
He'd be like, bro, I can hear you.
And they'd be like, oh, what is that, Sheepo?
And sometimes they would just, like, get really, like, aggro
and cuss people out. They'd be like, hey, Ben.
He's like, yeah, you suck, bro. And Ben's like, all right, no
one likes you guys. And they're like, society keeps
hating on us, bro. Why do you think society hates
you so much? If you're sending hate out,
you're getting hate back at the end of the day.
But this all happened one day when Logan made the mistake of
getting too close to the emo guy and the emo girl.
So the emo couple was sitting on their little bench, right?
And they were. Just like sure, sure.
As always. And sure enough, you know Logan,
you know he sees his friends at the tetherball.
I don't know if you guys ever played tetherball back in middle
school, but that was the most fun game ever.
I would legit play it if I had in my backyard right now.
But his friends were over at the tethered ball and Logan was
walking over and Logan could either take the long route,
having to go around the basketball court to the
tetherball, or he could pass by on the short route.
He'd have to pass by the emo bench, as I'm going to call it,
because that's where the emo guy and the emo girl would always
sit every single recess and complain about Shashade or
whatever. And so sure enough, right, Logan
just, you know, he just, he doesn't know like the real deal
with the emo kid and the emo girl and he doesn't want to take
the long route. So he decides that he's going to
pass by the emo bench and he passes by the emo emo bench.
And the emo kid is like, because he gets kind of close to them
because I don't know, he's paying attention, he's just
walking. And the emo kid or the e-mail
guy should specify. So like, hey, hey man, wait a
second. And Logan turns around and he's
like, oh, it's a weird emo looking guy.
Like whatever. By the way, if you dress emo, I
really don't care. Like you can do whatever you
want, man. You're good in my book.
Just don't act like these kids and we're chilling, bro.
But anyways, Logan's like, oh, it's these kids.
Like, I know they're kind of weird or whatever.
In the e-mail guys, like dude, I saw that you were looking at my
girl and Logan's like, bro, what are you talking about?
And the e-mail kids like bro, bro, it's obvious you're in love
with my girlfriend. And Logan's like dude, what?
Seriously, what have you been talking about?
He's like, don't try and deny it, bro.
You're only going to get into more trouble from me.
And like the emo kid looks over at his girlfriend and the emo
girl's like, oh. You're my big defender against
this guy and she's shiny. Dude, I'm sorry I can't do the
story with a straight face. So Logan politely explains to
the emo guy that he has no interest in his girlfriend and
he's not saying oh she's ugly lol.
He's just like dude, I was literally just passing by.
Why would you think that? Like I have any interest in her?
Like why would I? Why would that give off the
impression that I want to like get with your girl?
Like why? Why on earth would that give off
that impression? And so the emo guy is starting
to realize that he was overreacting and that, you know,
Logan was literally just passing by.
But the e-mail guy starts to have come up with a different
theory in his head. And he's like.
Man, wait a minute, are you calling my girlfriend ugly?
And Logan's like bro, no, like she's totally fine looking like
And then he's like, so you want to you're in love with my
girlfriend and Logan's like no bro, I'm not.
I'm trying to go play tetherball with my friends.
And the emo kid is like, so you disrespected my girl turns over
to his girl, gets a little Wick. You're hot, beautiful.
She's like shiny. He turns back, he turns back
around and he's like, that's it. I don't stand for this type of
disrespect and slander against my emo girlfriend, 'cause I'm in
love with an emo girl. You and I, we're going to fight
tomorrow for her honor and respect and Logan's like what?
And the emo kids like yeah bro, we're going to fuck you and me
at recess at this time. It's you versus me.
I don't want to see you chicken out because I'll find you either
way. And Logan's like, I bro,
whatever I'm going to go go play some tetherball.
Logan thought that that was it. Logan thought the emo kid was
just being like, I don't know, overreacting just to like
impress his girlfriend, but unfortunately he was wrong.
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Anyways, back to the story. So anyways, right?
The next day rolls around and Logan doesn't think anything of
it. Yes, in the back of his mind,
he's thinking about the crazy experience of when he passed the
emo kid bench, but he doesn't really think anything of it.
And he really doesn't think that the emo guy is going to, I don't
know, Oh my God, I got hiccups. But he doesn't think the emo kid
is actually going to do anything, man.
Like he's just like, OK, whatever, He's just trying to
impress his emo girl. So like, whatever bro.
Like it really doesn't matter. And anyways, the next day rolls
around and it's recess and sure enough, you know, Logan goes out
once again to go to the tetherball because that's where
the boys were AT. And he I mean, he had a great
day at tetherball the day before.
That is a really fun game. I don't know why I keep bringing
it up. I just really enjoyed it as a
kid. But anyways, Logan goes over and
he's just planning on walking to the tetherball, having a good
time with his friends. But you know who's standing
there blocking his way? Yeah, it's the emo guy.
And the emo girl is sitting on the bench and she's looking at
her emo boyfriend, right. And But the emo boyfriend is
standing there. He's like, yo, do you remember
when you disrespected my? Emo.
Girl. And Logan's like what?
And the boyfriend takes out like, you know, there's like at
the Halloween decoration stores, those big like foam fake skull
swords. It's like the big Gray swords
that are made of foam and super bendy but have like the skulls
on them or whatever. So the emo kid must have bought
one of those or had one of those already because he whips one of
those out. He's just like, it is time to
battle man, and Logan's just like bro, like what man?
I'm I'm I'm sure I play some tetherball bro, like I don't
know about you, but and he's like, no, you just respected my
e-mail kid. Like so sure enough, right, the
e-mail kid or the e-mail guy should be specific is like and
you won't pay the price. And he runs in against Logan and
he takes the foam sword. He starts like going.
Whap, whap, whap whap. Whap just starts like beating
him with the with the foam sword, but bro it's a foam
sword. It literally bends on impact.
So when he hits him right, the sword just bends in half right.
It just kind of waps around. However, he's kind of Wapping it
pretty hard. He's like pop pop pop pop up.
So it's like almost like slapping him and sure enough,
logan's getting kind of little red marks.
It's like if someone was like, you know, they're slapping you.
I slap my knee. By the way, don't be weird.
If someone's like slapping you, they might leave like, some red
marks. They're not going to do any
actual damage, though, unless you're in a professional
slapping contest and your head explodes or something.
But yeah, sure enough, the teacher saw that.
And it's like, hey, hey, you there.
Stop that. And you know the emo kids like.
Dude, this guy started at first. The teacher's like, no, no, no.
I saw the whole thing. You just came up to this kid and
you were just slapping him. Go to the principal's office.
You have to attention for the rest of recess and the emo kid
looks at Logan is like, this is not over, man.
This is not over. A week goes by and nothing
happens to Logan. The I mean, Logan kind of
purposely avoids the emo bench and he does look over and he
sees the emo boyfriend and the e-mail girlfriend all cuddled
up, cursing out society as always, right?
And sure enough, right, He just thinks he's done.
Logan thinks he sees that he's in the clear.
So the emo kid has stopped is nonsense.
But no, no, no, no, no, wrong. The emo kid has not stopped is
nonsense. It's about to get much worse,
believe it or not. So sure enough, a week goes by
and during that week, nothing happened.
So Logan literally forgets entirely about the whole emo kid
whatever disrespecting his emo girl type thing.
He just doesn't even like think about it.
Like at the end of the day is like all right, whatever man,
I'm going to go play some tetherball, go hang out with my
friends, play some like Yu-gi-oh cards.
I don't know whatever they do with recess.
But one day a week later, you know, Logan walks in the school
and Logan has a couple classes before recess and Logan is just
in the hallway and this big like emo looking kid who he has never
seen before walks up to him. It's like hey, I'm the emo kids
cousin and I'm going to. Beat you up?
And Logan's like, Oh my God, because this kid was massive.
The emo kid was kind of built like me, like a spooky scary
skeleton. But this emo kid, bro, he was
like he was like, I don't know, he was like a linebacker for
like, I don't know, the Patriots dude.
He was a big guy. He was big guy for sure.
And Logan, you know, Logan was pretty medium sized, but he was
about to get obliterated by this guy if he actually did do
anything. So Logan's like what?
And the, and the emo kids cousin who is also emo, he's like the,
I'm just gonna call him the emo cousin, right?
The emo cousin who is super big, comes up to him is like you me
boxing. Logan's like, bro, am I supposed
to be Logan Paul like boxing? Huh.
But sure enough, the emo kids cousin is like, yeah, you, me
recess boxing. This is for disrespecting my
cousin's girlfriend. And he gives them a little shove
And Logan like, feels the vibrations through his body as
he kind of stumbles back a little bit, kind of sizes it up
and realizes, Oh my God, this is not going to end well.
So Logan is kind of struggling to pay attention in class
because he's kind of thinking about, you know, what's going to
happen at recess. This big guy, the big e-mail
cousin guy said he was wanted to him, whatever that even meant,
but he was a little scared. I mean, he didn't think he was
going to do that. Well if he actually did end up
boxing this guy just because this guy was big and he was kind
of medium big or he was kind of medium small, to be honest.
So he was like, all right, man, I'm not going to do so hot.
And Logan really knew that he was in trouble when he walked
out, like kind of like because he walks out of the building to
go to recess as he's trying to avoid the whole thing and maybe
hang out with his friends instead.
And normally people are kind of like, I don't know, just burst
around. Some are at the swing, some are
playing basketball, some are at the tetherball, some are at the
emo bench, whatever, right? But at this point, they were all
huddled around. And when Logan walked out, they
all turned to look at him. And Logan just knew at that
point on that things were about to be, they're about to be
pretty bad if he's being honest. So Logan kind of just walks out
there and the crowd that's kind of circled around that was
looking at him kind of steps to the side to show the emo girl,
the emo guy in the emo guys, big emo cousin all standing there.
Apparently word got out that there was going to be a big
boxing match or whatever. And here's the thing, right?
Stuff like this never happens at Logan's school.
So when people heard that this was potentially going to happen
every swinging that can all be on hold because that can happen
any day. But a boxing match between this
kid and this big like e-mail guy who's like doesn't even go here.
This is not something that happens every single day.
So it's sure enough, right? They were tuning in.
They wanted to see what happened and the emo kid is like or the
emo guys like Oh my God, Logan, Are you ready to get on for
disrespecting my girlfriend, my emo girl?
And Logan's like bro, like I didn't even say anything.
And the cousin's like, yeah, you're just saying that because
you're scared. Everyone's like, OK, but not
everyone was laughing. It was literally just the emo
kids. But at the end of the day,
right, everyone was still watching.
And so the, you know, ANYWAYS, the emo guy like has like takes
out his backpack who which because like, normally you
didn't bring your backpack to recess, but for some reason the
e-mail guy brought his backpack to recess.
So, you know, that was a little confusing.
And yeah, so sure enough, he opens up his backpack and he
takes out two pairs of boxing gloves and Logan's just like.
So we're actually, we're actually doing this.
Okay, so this is actually something that's OK.
So Logan like starts to put on the boxing gloves and it's kind
of like in his head, what am I doing?
If I go along with this, I'm going to get like I'm going to
get destroyed. So Logan midway through putting
on the boxing gloves is like, wait, I didn't agree to do this.
He starts taking out the boxing gloves and the e-mail cousin is
like, well then I'm going to fight you either way.
If we do this officially, it'll be a fair fight.
If you try and run away like a little weasel rat boy, then I'm
just going to come after you either way.
So you got no choice. And at this point, Logan like is
actually really concerned. Like the whole thing was kind of
a joke and it was becoming less and less of a joke up to this
point. But at that moment he realized
kind of how serious the situation is.
Just a little word of advice for me.
Don't get into any like fights at school.
Just please, for the love of God, avoid all that stuff like
the plague. If it's happening, just report
it. Just get away from that stuff.
But anyways, Logan's like, oh God, like this is really bad.
And he was starting to get pretty nervous.
And that's when kind of his, that's kind of when like his
guardian Angel came in a sense because this, the school
principal, 2 teachers and six security guards, the entire
security guard force at the school came in.
People started dispersing, They started running away.
The teachers pointed at all three, the emo kids, they also
point at Logan and the security guards kind of like didn't like
apprehend them. They didn't like tase them and
tackle them to the ground or anything.
But they're kind of like you 4, you got to come with me and the
emo kids cousins, like I don't even go here.
And the security guards like, yeah, you still got to come with
us. And he's like, no, I don't.
They're like we'll legit call the police on you if you tried
and leave like. Don't even try.
He's like, OK, whatever man. So sure enough, all four of
them, they were sent to the. Principal's office.
And the principal and all the security guards were sitting
around, kind of SAT them down and kind of just wanted an
explanation of what happened. So the emo kids explained from
their perspective and then Logan explained from his perspective.
And obviously his perspective is the perspective I just told.
And apparently the emo kids perspective was the same thing
but a little bit more dramatic of like Logan disrespecting the
girlfriend or whatever. But honestly the stories were
practically the same, which is a little weird.
Like, why would the emo kids say exactly what was happening when
obviously they were the wrong? Apparently they didn't realize
how dumb they were being. But yeah, sure enough, the
principal's like, wow, that's insane.
So you might be thinking to yourself, how on earth did they
get an entire like security task force and all the teachers and
the principals together when they were only out there for
like 5 minutes? Well, apparently since word
spread of this quote UN quote boxing match, that word spread
like it spread to the principal and they took it very seriously.
So they had an entire team ready and they were monitoring the
situation very closely to see if anything was going to happen.
And obviously, if some kid comes from out of school to like try
and attack another student, of course they're going to have an
issue with that. So what happened was Logan,
since he was totally like in the right, you know, he was set
free. He was totally fine.
But the and so was the emo girl, because she was kind of just a
bystander, even if she did cheer it on.
You could say the same for Logan for not standing up earlier.
So those two were totally fine. But the emo guy, he was
suspended for an entire week since he kind of orchestrated
the whole thing. And the emo cousin like the emo
cousin couldn't be suspended or expelled because he didn't go to
the school. But basically what happens is
they ended up actually calling the legitimate police about this
whole thing explaining what happened and the police ordered
kind of like a semi restraining order.
I don't know if it was super official, but basically it said
if this big emo cousin ever stepped foot on the school
again, he would be like trespassing and the police would
have their rights to come in A arrest them or whatever.
So yeah, what even happened? That's what I'm asking myself.
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Click it, do it. Today we get a story of a
Minecraft kid that gets angry at his teacher.
So decides that you know. His revenge will be farting in
the teacher's face and then going completely insane.
This is probably one of the weirdest stories I have ever
received. So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber Noah.
So this all happens one day when Noah is this chilling in his
class and there's another guy in his class and we're going to
call this guy the Minecraft kid because he's obsessed with
Minecraft. He's always wearing the creeper
hoodie. You already know how it goes and
obviously right if you like Minecraft, this video is not
against you because bro, I love Minecraft.
Look at the background gameplay. But anyways, right, so Noah was
just chilling in class and he looks to like his left and
directly like to the next to him, directly adjacent to him is
the Minecraft kid. And him and the Minecraft kid
weren't like best friends or anything, but he had nothing
necessarily against the Minecraft kid.
And the teacher was beginning beginning the lecture on
whatever it was. And he sees the Minecraft kid.
You know, he had his computer out because everyone had their
computers out. It was like 6th grade.
And that was like the first time that like, you know, they were
given school computers or whatever, Chromebooks or I don't
even know. He had his computer out though.
And like, you could have your school given Chromebook or
school issued Chromebook, or you could bring your own computer.
So the Minecraft kid, you know, brought his gaming computer.
And the difference with today and any other day is Noah looked
over and saw the Minecraft kid reach into his backpack, pull
out a mouse pad and a gaming mouse.
You know, one of those like gaming mice that like all light,
light up and glow and all that stuff.
Yeah, he whipped out one of those.
And at first Noah was like, oh, he just wants to use a like a
mouse instead of the trackpad. Like that's totally
understandable. Trackpad sucks.
IA 100% agree and anyways, right, you know, Noah doesn't
even really pay that much attention and that is until he
hears the Minecraft soundtrack. Super super, super loud
Minecraft soundtrack is beautiful.
I've actually like gone to sleep to it a couple of times on
Spotify. But that's that's beyond the
point, right ANYWAYS, right. So Noah is like he realizes that
the Minecraft kid next to him is not only like not really caring
that, you know he has his entire gaming setup out.
He also just doesn't care that Minecraft music is blasting
away. And sure enough, right, you
know, you hear the Minecraft soundtrack, you hear The Walking
footsteps in Minecraft, you hear him beating up some chicken and
the chicken making like squeaking noises or whatever.
And so no, is this like, Oh my God, like this kids going to get
in a ton of trouble. But sure enough, right, the
music was just so loud that the teacher like turns around and
like looks at like the Minecraft kid and it's like Minecraft kid,
like turn down that music. Like you can't be playing music
in class. So the teacher didn't realize
this was just like music to a video game.
The teacher just thought that the Minecraft kid was playing,
like, music in class, which, you know, sometimes kids have like,
tried to like, listen to music, but normally they'd use
headphones or whatever. And the teacher says, hey, no,
listening to music in class, you got to be paying attention.
So the teacher kind of doesn't think anything more of it and
goes back to their work. And so the Minecraft kid, sure
enough, just turns off the volume, but keeps on playing
Minecraft. And it's super obvious because
he's like whipping his like mouse around and like clicking
really fast and doing all this stuff.
And obviously if the teacher paid like really close
attention, he would realize that the Minecraft kid was not just
listening to music, but was not listening to music at all, but
instead was playing a video game with music in the background.
So anyways, right, Noah's like, dude, this kids going to get
caught. And sure enough, right?
You know, the Minecraft kid, I think in the beginning was
playing like normal Minecraft, but then he goes on to one of
those servers. I think he's playing bed wars or
something. And this kid is like really good
at bed wars. And when you're really good at
bed wars, a lot of times you'll be clicking super fast so that
you can place more blocks. Or maybe when you're fighting
someone, you take less knockback and you might get more hits.
So this kid starts butterfly clicking, which is when you take
two fingers and rapidly slam your mouse with it.
And sure enough, right, the kid in the middle of class starts
spamming his mouth like and Noah was just like dude.
That's so loud and sure. Enough the teacher.
Turns around and is like hey Minecraft kid are you playing
video games in class? And the Minecraft kid
legitimately keeps on clicking because apparently he's in the
middle of like a fight or something like a PvP fight and
keeps on clicking. Ignores the teacher for a good
10 seconds. The teacher looks at him in
disbelief and the Minecraft kid looks up and like, huh?
The teachers like, shut off your like, shut off your computer.
You're not allowed to be playing video games in class.
First you're listening to music, now you're playing video games.
Like, that's super disrespectful and distracting.
You're not just distracting yourself, you're distracting
everyone else in class. And that is totally not fair for
them. And he said, and then the
teacher followed up by saying, Minecraft kid, you're on super
thin ice. Turn off like your video game.
So the Minecraft kid is like, whatever, man, and like, closes
the computer, like, turns like, closes the computer screen,
whatever. And kind of like, slumps back in
his chair with his arms crossed because, man, he wanted to play
Minecraft. He didn't want to pay attention
to whatever was going on in class, right?
So at this point, Noah thinks that the Minecraft kit is done
being stupid in class. But Noah was very, very wrong to
say the least. Because anyways, right, Noah
kind of goes back to paying attention to the class, trying
to take some notes. He's trying to do well in this
class. And then Noah, to his surprise,
hears clicking. Noises.
And he's like, all right. There's no chance that like, the
Minecraft kid is back to playing his video games.
But sure enough, the Minecraft kid had taken out his computer
again and went back to playing Bed Wars.
And once again, he's on his mouse going like clicking it
literally as fast as he. Possibly could, and that he's
not being. Slick.
He's not being like anything like he's not being clever or
anything like that because the teacher immediately turns around
and is like Minecraft kid, I told you like you can't be
playing video games in class. I already told you, you were on
super thin ice. Like that's it.
If you can't like pay attention and you're going to be
distracting everyone else, then you can't be in this class.
Go to the principal's and like principal's office and she'll
deal with you. And the Minecraft kid just looks
at him and says, what did you say to me?
And the, and the teacher's like, no back talk.
Go to the principal's office now.
And from here on, things were about to get much.
Much. Worse.
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This is where it gets crazy. So at this point, the teacher
has told the Minecraft kid that, you know, he needs to go to the
principals office right now. And the Minecraft kid is not
happy about this at all. And so sure enough, you know,
the teacher, Let me just paint the picture for you guys.
The teacher is sitting down at their desk, at their chair,
whatever, right? And the Minecraft kid walks up
to go to like the door to leave the class, presumably, right?
You know, because he, you know, he has to go to the principals
and whatever, right? So he walks up to the front of
the class. At this point, everyone has kind
of been paying attention. Noah's like, wow, like this kid,
you know, whatever. I mean, if you the punishment
fits the crime, if you're being an idiot, like play stupid
games, expect stupid consequences like it is or
expect stupid prizes. That's the actual phrase my
fault. But anyways, right.
The Minecraft kid does something absolutely crazy because he
walks up to the front of the class and he slows down as soon
as he gets to his teacher. And the teachers like keep
moving principal's office is that way.
And as soon as the teacher says keep moving the principal
offices that way, the Minecraft kid runs over to the teacher.
And the teacher, remember, is sitting down and sitting down at
a pretty low desk slash chair. And the Minecraft kid stands
like whips out a chair, puts it down from the teacher.
And the teacher is in the middle of saying hey.
And the Minecraft kid steps on the chair, turns around and rips
the biggest fart you've ever heard in the teacher's face.
Like this is the most ridiculous thing Noah has ever seen in his
life and in Noah's head. He was like.
What? And the the teacher was just as
shocked. The teachers just like in a.
State of disbelief, also a state of like, stink because like,
man, the Minecraft kid was eating like mega, like, like, I
don't know, he was eating like premium beans for the last seven
months before doing this fart, bro, I swear to God.
Like Noah said he could like, legit like smell it from being
like 20 feet away. And then and then the teacher's
like, oh, God. And the Minecraft kids like,
yeah, yeah, yeah. And then runs.
Away so the. Teacher is now steaming mad
because he's got this big old fart that was this like landed
in his face. This kid is destroying his
entire class. So now the Minecraft kid is like
catch me if you can and starts running around the class.
And the teacher is so mad right now.
Like the teacher is so angry. So the teacher starts sprinting
after the kid and the Minecraft kid is like, it just starts like
running around the class pushing over chairs to make it harder
for the teacher to get. And the teacher's like, that's
it. You're going to get, you're
going to be, you're going to be suspended for so long.
You'll be lucky if you don't get expelled.
I'm calling up your parents and I'm writing a full report.
And Noah and everyone else in that class was just sitting
there with their mouths dropped super like his, their mouths
dropped open to the floor. They were just like, what is
going on? Like, Oh my God.
Like I knew this kid was a little weird, but seriously,
what is going on right now? So the Minecraft kid is
sprinting around the class kind of doing like, so, you know,
like in football where you kind of like psych them out.
And then you go the other way and the teacher is kind of
lumbering around like every second that you're running,
everything that you're pushing over every like millisecond that
you're not like obeying me and going to the principal's office.
Your punishment is increasing by 100%, which really doesn't make
a lot of sense because there's a cat like you can't.
Really punish someone? Beyond expelling them.
So what's like 3 100,000% beyond expelled?
I don't really know. You tell me.
So anyways, right, the the Minecraft kids like, yeah, yeah.
And then eventually, right, the Minecraft kid accidentally like
trips on something. The Minecraft kid falls.
And at this point the teacher is made made-up enough ground to
grab the Minecraft kid by the hood of his by like the scruff
of his creeper hoodie. And it's like you are.
Coming with me in the entire class is so silent as this is
the most ridiculous thing. They have ever seen in their
life and Noah is just like Oh my God do I have a do I have a
story to tell my mom? So anyways, the Minecraft kid is
being dragged out by his creeper hoodie and all four legs are
flailing. He's like, no, no.
No. And then like the teacher goes
out the door, slams it shut. The entire class is silent, no
ones mumbling. You would have thought that
people would have been like, wow, wow.
That was crazy. Guys, I wonder what's no Nope,
it was dead silent. Nobody uttered a word and
because of the silence, they were able to hear very clearly.
The teacher yelled. Hey, get back here and within
about 20. Seconds of them hearing the
teacher yelled that. They, they once again see the
class door slam open and the Minecraft kid with his like his
hair all messed up and his clothes all kind of like ripped
up a little bit, runs into the classroom, slams the door shut
and then locks it because for some reason this door locks from
the inside. Which actually I guess that does
make sense. But he locks it from the inside.
You didn't need a key. You just need to press
something. And the Minecraft kid goes over
to the teacher's desk after locking the door, literally
takes his foot and kicks off everything.
And including like. A $500.
Chromebook, right? And that kind of breaks on the
floor. All the books fall over.
The teacher's coffee mug flies off the task and like, smashes
on the floor and the Minecraft kid steps on the teacher's chair
and then steps on the desk and is like, attention.
I mean dude, he didn't really need to say attention.
To get their. Attention, because literally
everyone was paying attention to this guy at this point.
The Minecraft kid goes on to declare himself as the ruler of
the class and that he is now the dictator and they must do what
he says. And everyone in the class is
just like completely silent because they're just so shocked
by the chain of events that just happened.
And the Minecraft kid says, now as ruler of the class, you must
refer, refer to me as Lord. You will not call me by my name.
Let's call him Joseph. You will not call me by my name,
Joseph. You will only call me by.
Lord, and everyone in the class is just like.
Huh, this is bit like. They're just like what happened
in the. Last 7.
Minutes of this class. How did we get from learning
about the quadratic equation to to this to having a kid like
fart in the teachers face, run away from them, close the door,
slam all their stuff off the desk, and declare himself ruler
of the class? How did we get here?
So anyways, right? You know, they're basically held
hostage. By the Minecraft.
Kid because, you know, sure enough, like people come to the
door, they're slamming on it, they're like, hey, let us in and
Minecraft kids like nobody go, nobody go to that door like.
Nobody dare do it and one kid is like hey like.
I got to go to the bathroom because at this point, you know,
they were kind of like accepting that the Minecraft kid was the
de facto ruler, at least for the next, like, 10 minutes or so.
And you know, the Minecraft kids, like, no, that's
treacherous. You just want to let them in.
And the. Kids like dude, no like I.
Really got to pee and Minecraft kids like that's too bad.
You should have thought of that before I took over and the kids
like bro, like how would I known that any of this nonsense was
going to happen and Minecraft kid is like too bad, so sad.
So this point. Joseph was sitting in or Noah,
not Joseph. Sorry, that's the name I gave.
The Minecraft kid. At this point, Noah was sitting
in class and he was getting like kind of like he was getting
pretty upset. He just didn't want to deal
with, you know, the Minecraft kid anymore.
He was like, this kid is a menace.
He's totally insane. The thing is, Noah's actually
trying to pay attention in class.
Like Noah is trying to like get his grade back because he was
struggling on the first couple tests.
So he was really committing to learning the material and is he
was getting kind of angry that he was kind of being robbed of
this experience. As funny as he thought it was,
he really didn't want to like have to deal with this much
longer. So Noah was thinking to himself,
all right, there are most likely security guards at the door, if
not some kind of adult that can help us in this situation
because for the last couple of minutes or so, people been
slamming on the door. Let us in Minecraft, kid or
Joseph, let us in, Joseph, like you've got to let us in, man.
Your punishment will be worse or it will be your punishment will
be worse the longer this is. And so, you know, at this point,
Noah is. He's like, all right, I think
I'm just going to make a. Dash for it, but I got to cover
it up. So this crazy kid doesn't like
fart attack me or something like I don't know what he's going to
do. I don't want freaking pink eye
bro. Like that's disgusting.
So Noah's like hey, like do you mind if I sharpen my pencil?
And the Minecraft kids not the brightest man ever.
So he's like sure, peasant, go ahead.
And he's like wait, no. And then Noah's like, dude,
what? He's like, ask me again, but you
must refer to me as Lord. And, and no one in his head is
like, all right, this kid freaking sucks, but I'm about to
ruin him. So yeah, whatever he wants for
his next 30 seconds of rulership.
So he's like, my Lord, do you mind if I sharpen my pencil?
And the Minecraft kid is like, fine, peasants, go ahead.
And like, the Minecraft kid is like sitting on the desk.
And he's kind of made it like a king, like a kind of like a king
throne in a sense. And everyone is kind of like
whispering to each other, like going on their phones, like
trying to like contact people. But sure enough, right, Noah
kind of walks up and is very calmly walking towards the, you
know, the pencil sharpener, which was on the other side of
the room as the door. It was towards the front of the
room, which means he didn't have to do a massive Sprint, but it
was kind of on the other side. So he's walking very slowly to
the principal, to the pencil sharpener.
And that's when he's able to look out the door.
And sure enough, there are like he sees he's the outlines of two
pretty big guys and he's like, all right, these are the
security officers. And you know, as the Minecraft
kid is like disciplining someone being like, no, you must refer
to me as Lord because they asked a question or.
Something that no. One realized that that was his
moment, that was his opportunity.
So he changes direction incredibly quickly, sprints
towards the door and the Minecraft kid is like, peasant,
what are you doing? And at that point, Noah goes to
the door, quickly unlocks it, opens it up, steps aside, and
two big security guards run into the room.
And they just grab the Minecraft kid.
And the Minecraft kid's like, no, my peasants fight for me.
I have been a great ruler. I've been a great king.
No. And he's dragged out.
And at this point, right the teacher.
Returns to the classroom. Completely out of breath, her
hair is all frizzed up and she's just like class.
I don't think I have it in me to finish the class today.
I will like allow you guys to have recess or break period.
I will have to monitor you guys, but please don't ask me to do
anything. I just don't I don't have the I
don't have the energy or willpower right now and the
entire class was very understanding as this.
You know when you go to teacher school, when you take the final,
the final exam for being a teacher, there's no final like
trick question of like what do you do if a Minecraft kid farts
in your face and then literally starts a coup and takes control
of your classroom? That's not on the final exam,
that's not in the job description.
So everyone was pretty, you know, they're pretty forgiving.
What ends up happening, however, is the teacher doesn't like
monitor them. The teacher just gets another
person to watch after them because the teacher's actually
going to the hospital because their eyes and her entire face
were feeling weird. What ended up happening was both
the teacher ended up getting like had to go to the hospital
and got like pink eye like a very severe case and got like an
eye infection. She's totally fine now
apparently, but when the Minecraft kid farted in her
face, all these like gross disgusting germs got in there
and it could have been really bad.
And because of all the nonsense of the Minecraft kid was doing,
he was suspended for two entire weeks.
Honestly, he's lucky that he didn't get expelled, but he was
also afterwards, after those two weeks were up, he was invited
back to the classroom and he had to also during those two weeks,
write a paper saying why what he did was wrong and apologize to
everyone. And he was forced to read that
in front of the entire class. And Noah tells me that it was
probably the most awkward experience.
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Probably one of the craziest emo kids of all time.
And I've told a lot of. Crazy.
Stories. So strap in, subscribe if you
like stories and let's call today's subscriber, let's call
her Luna. So Luna was a tennis player and
was pretty good at tennis and over the summer.
Her. Mom sent Luna to a tennis camp,
and this story starts pretty far through the tennis camp.
So the tennis camp lasted about one week long.
And on the last day, which was Friday, all the parents would
come and they would watch kind of like a tennis tournament of
all the kids who were playing and learning how to play and
getting better during the week. There would be a big tournament
that would have like, I don't know, a fake little trophy
thing. But the main important thing was
that there was a big tournament at the end of the week, and all
the parents came to watch. So this story starts on that
Thursday. So this is the day before the
last day, which is the big event.
And this tennis camp took place at a college.
So they had access to a college dining hall.
And Luna and her two friends were walking, you know, to go
try and find a table. And Luna's two friends said, oh,
look over there. Or one of Luna's friends said,
oh, look over there. There's a table.
So Luna's two other friends, you know, went over and sat down at
the table. Luna said, I'll be right back.
I'm going to go get something. So Luna walks over to the dining
hall, grab something to eat, and is walking back.
And while Luna is walking back, she's not really paying
attention. Like, she's kind of like, I
don't know, spacing out or looking on her phone or for some
reason she's not paying full attention to her surroundings.
So unfortunately, she bumps into this guy.
And, you know, the guy had a tray of food.
And the food, honestly, it wasn't even that bad.
Like the food shirt, like a little bit got on his shirt, but
it wasn't like the entire tray exploded all over his shirt.
And his clothes were soiled and ruined beyond repair.
Like, yeah, dude, you got sprayed a little bit.
That sucks, but it's time to move on.
And Luna was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
That's so embarrassing. And like, she's like, like, I'm
so sorry. Like, I wasn't paying attention
and this kid, you know, Luna's looking at this kid and this kid
is very clearly like an emo kid. And by the way, there's nothing
wrong if you dress like goth or emo or whatever.
It's a style. And I think a lot of my viewers
have the style and I don't personally do it myself.
That isn't my style, but I rock with you if you do that.
No hard feelings. However, if you're like this emo
kid, bro, you got to change some things in your life.
That's all I'm saying. Because this emo kid looks at
Luna, looks her dead in the eyes, and then takes out a book
and Luna's like what? And the emo kid, so he has this
book in his hand and Luna notices that there's like
ancient Hilo, like Hilo Griffix. How, dude, my brain is not
working right now. There's like ancients, like
letters and all these like symbols on the book.
Basically it looks like like a wizard or witch book or
something. And Luna's thinking to herself,
all right, there's no shot that like that's actually like a
wizard book or something. And the emo kid reaches into his
back pocket and takes out a wand.
So he opens up the like the spell book and he's waving his
wand around. He's like, you have made a great
enemy. You've made a great mistake
bumping into me on purpose. And Luna's like, it wasn't on
purpose, man. Like I swear to you, like, I
wasn't paying attention. And I apologize for that.
I should have been paying attention.
You're right. Like that's on me.
However, like, come on now, it was an accident.
I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what kind of
nonsense. Doobly Doobly you're doing right
now, but he's like silence mortal, and he's like waving his
wand around. He's like hippity bibity bobbity
Boo. I put a spot something like
super goofy. But like supposedly like, I
don't know, wizard. Tongue or something.
He's like BBD Boo. I'm like OK bro, like.
Let's calm down now he's like there you've.
Been cursed. And he slams the book shut with
one hand, puts the wand back in his pocket, puts the book back
into his backpack, which he was carrying around, or I guess not
a backpack. I guess it was like a tennis bag
with a racket in it. And the emo kid walks off and
Luna is just standing there just kind of like what what just
happened? Like can we just have?
Like a little. Pause.
And a rewind of what just happened here.
Because I don't think the like, I really understood what was
going on because there's not a shot that that actually just
happened. So Luna goes back to the table
with her two friends and her two friends were like, what took you
so long? And Luna's like, well, I
actually have a very interesting answer that I bet you guys were
not expecting. So Luna tells them the story and
they're like, one of them, One of them was just like, Oh my
God, that's crazy. The other one was like, dude,
like, I know that kid. Like I saw I, I.
Was in a. Tennis group earlier this
morning. We're practicing 4 hands.
I know that kid. He was so weird bro.
He was all like, OK, He did OK. He wasn't like the other emo
kid, bro. I'm just playing around.
But he was like, all like, in the corner, hushed away.
And when the coach, like, yeah, like, said to him, it was his
turn. He kind of like, looked up at
him and flicked his long, dark hair back kind of side and then
like, you know, hit a forehand or something.
They're like, that kid was super weird.
But I had no idea that he was like that weird.
Because there's a difference between being kind of weird and
putting spells on people randomly like that.
Says who? Two different ballparks bro.
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It gets crazy anyways, right? So the next day rolls around and
remember that you know Luna. Was.
At a tennis camp and on the last day, which was the next day
because this whole spell incident happened on a Thursday
and the last day was on a Friday.
So it was Friday, it was the last day and it was only like
1/2 day because the parents would come and pick you up by
the end of it. But anyways, right, there was a
big tennis tournament and all the parents came to watch, so it
was a pretty big deal. And so everyone was sitting
around on the tennis court and like, the coach was standing at
the very front. Everyone was sitting on the
tennis court and he was reading off his list of like, all right,
guys, like thank you for all your hard work this week.
And finally it pays off. Just know that, you know, win or
lose, like, you know, we just want to make sure you have a fun
time and that, you know, I mean, there can only be 1 winner.
So you can't take it that personally if you don't win.
The most important thing is to like good sportsmanship and have
a fun time. And anyways, let me read off the
pairings. So the pairings were read off
and Luna had a first round match where she played against
another, some random guy or something and she was better.
She was probably one of the top ten people at the camp.
She didn't expect to win the tournament.
I mean that the other people there are were some people that
were much better than her and maybe they're having a bad day
or whatever, but Luna just wanted to go out there, have
some fun. So Luna's first round match went
down really well. She won 6263, which is pretty
solid win if you guys know 10 tennis.
I used to play tennis a lot back in the day.
That's why I can tell the story so well, at least the tennis
parts. But anyways, things get really
interesting when Luno goes into her second round match.
The second round match is against a familiar character
that you guys may or may not remember from earlier in the
story. Yes, Luna is playing the emo kid
and let me just say that Luna did not forget the emo kid.
But very well, the converse is true too because the emo kid had
not forgotten about Luna either. Which means yes, Luna and versus
the emo kid are. About to play after the emo kid
put a. Spell on her and Luna's just
looking at her opponent like there's no way.
There's there's no way, man, there's no way.
So anyways, right, you know, Luna, So when, when you play
tennis, you normally like you will warm up with your partner
and then you'll get into playing, but basically you both
stand on two sides of a net just very quickly for people who
don't know. And so Luna was standing on one
side of the the net and the emo kid was like sulking over and
kind of like was all hunched over and kind of like wandered
over to the other side of the net.
And so Luna walks up to kind of like the net in the in between
and the the emo kid walks up as well.
And Luna's like, all right, like, do you want to warm up?
And Nemo kid is like insert maniacal laugh.
I can't do a maniacal laugh right now.
I'm just, I just can't do it. So insert like the most evil
maniacal laugh from like TV shows and movies you can think
of. And dude, out of all the
responses Luna was expecting, OK, Luna was either responding
expecting like yes or no. It was a yes or no question.
But out of all the responses that Luna was expecting, let me
just say them not a maniacal laugh was not on the list, dude.
Like, it just was not on the list.
And so Luna's kind of just thinking like, OK.
And then the e-mail kid goes on to say, like, finishes up his
maniacal laugh and he's like, why would I need to warm up when
I have the curse on my side? And Luna was just like, oh, so
so we're still going with that. We're not just going to like,
because Luna was kind of thinking, all right, well, let's
just put yesterday behind us because that was very weird.
You know what Luna? Luna gave this guy, you know,
the privilege of allowing, you know, just to put that behind
them because normally that's not a thing you just put behind,
right? The fact that like, you got a
spell put on you. Normally you don't just forget
about that. But Luna was like, oh, OK, so no
warm up. And the e-mail kid said, yeah,
well, I mean, I have a curse on my side, so why would I need to
warm up anyways? And Luna was like, all right,
fine. I really got to smack this kid.
So Luna and the emo kid kind of go immediately into playing the
match. And so Luna.
Spins the racket and sure enough it is the emo kids choice.
So basically in the beginning of tennis you spin like heads or
tails and if you get it right you can choose to serve or have
the other person serve and the emo kid starts maniacally
laughing. So once again, insert the like
maniacal evil villain laugh after the bracket is spun and
you know, Lunas is kind of looking at him like dude, what?
And the emo kit is like, looks like my curse is already
working. Insert again another maniacal
laugh and Lunas is thinking to herself, all right, bro, like
let's not jump to conclusions. There's a 5050 chance that you
were going to get that. Like come on now.
In the back of Luna's mind, she was like, well, I wonder if the
curse is real but irrational mind was able to take control
and be like, all right, let's just smack this kid.
I know I'm better than him. So sure enough, right, You know,
the emo kid starts serving. Basically that's the way you
start a tennis point. So the emo kid throws it up,
bops it in, and the serve is not that good.
Serve as the hardest part of tennis in my opinion.
But the serve is not that good. And Luna really wanting to have
a good impression to kind of quote UN quote break the curse
winds up a massive forehand, completely crunches it and
obliterates the emo kid in the first point.
Like this ball is blazing off of Luna's racket and just smack
right past the emo kid. The emo kid wasn't even like the
curse was the emo kid. Plus the curse were not good
enough to give him the reaction time to be able to deal with it.
That's how bad this whole thing was, dude.
So Luna looks up at the emo kid giving her the dirtiest look
ever. Because I.
Don't think the emo kid realized that Luna was one of the top
players at the at the tennis camp, but he now he now realized
that, you know, he was probably not going to win this.
I think he walked in with a lot of current confidence, also
trying to scare her off because of like he remembered, oh, this
is the girl I put the curse on. Odds are he would have like if
this was a different person, he would have put a curse on them
beforehand. Like he would have walked up to
the tennis net with that out as magic wand and been like you're
now cursed or something just to mess with their head.
But since he's he's already done that right, he was trying to
like he was trying to use that as leverage.
But anyways, the match continues and the e-mail kid is getting
destroyed. So at this point the e-mail kid
is down about 30 and they're only playing one set.
Basically in tennis, you play 6 like you play to six games,
whoever gets the six games first, but win by two wins.
And if you get to 66, you play a tiebreaker.
But but anyways, right, Luna's up 30, so absolutely smoking the
emo kid and it's Luna serve and she serves it in and it is very
clearly a winning shot. However, it was close, right?
It wasn't like it was clearly in, but it wasn't like in by so
far that like you'd have to be like crazy to say that was
outright. And the emo kid was like out
because if you don't know, you make your own calls when you
play tennis, there's no umpire unless you're really good.
And this was a lower level. I think of the final match, like
the final match of their big tournament.
They might have like someone like officiating it, but the
e-mail kid was like out and Luna kind of looked at him like no,
dude, that wasn't. But like she can't really do
anything. So they keep playing right?
And Luna continues to crush this kid, continues to crush this
fool bro. Like in the e-mail kid continues
to cheat. However, the emo kid is really
only cheating when it's like, I don't know, kind of close.
So if like Luna hits a really good shot, but it's kind of
close, the emo kid will just call it out.
And this is super frustrating to Luna because she's losing a lot
more points than she needs to, but she's still winning.
It's currently 51. So if Luna wins one more game,
then it's over, right? She wins the match and like,
it's done with the emo kid. And at this point, right?
I think other matches were kind of like getting on with and like
there were like more people were finishing.
So parents were kind of like coming over and they were
watching. And like more of the staff
officials decide to watch this game just because the less
matches were being played because more people were winning
and losing and kind of less matches were going on.
So this point, right? It was like 5-1 Luna and there
were a bunch of people watching at this point.
And so Luna hits a shot that is very clearly a forehand winner.
She hits it, smacks it. It's not even like the other
ones. That is kind of close.
This one was so clearly in. It was in by like two or three
feet. And the emo kid is like, that
was out, by the way. And Luna's like, dude, like I've
been letting you have some really close calls recently, but
that was so clearly and I don't know how else to say it.
Like I give you the benefit of the doubt of all the other
stuff, but that one was so clearly and I can't let it
stand. Luna basically slips and she's
like, Nah, I'm done bro. And the emo kid starts getting
mad and he's like, hey, like you must respect my authority for
point calling. And I guess technically you do.
But then again, like one of the camp people was watching the
whole thing go down and he to pay more attention.
So he's watching the emo kid and the emo kid is getting so angry.
So once again, they start another point.
The emo kid takes that point. You know, he's obviously losing,
right? And Luna hits another shot.
And the emo kid, it's not even that Luna's shot was good.
The emo kid just Shanks into the net.
Like he completely misses it. And the emo kid was like, oh, by
the way, your shot was so out and it was so clearly in.
And Luna's like, dude, you can't just call everything out when
you lose. And at this point the e-mail kid
said, like, I'm going to do what I want because it's my authority
and you have to deal with it. And at this point, right, the
camp counselor had kind of noticed what was going on and
was like, I, I got to come in here.
I got to put a stop to this. So the camp counselor, you know,
starts to walk on the court and it's like, what's going on,
guys? And the emo kid is so angry at
this point because he's losing and he's just mad.
And what, Oh my God, this is where the emo kid snaps.
So the camp counselor is walking over to the emo kid.
It's like, all right, can you explain what's going on here?
Like it looked like that point was very clearly in.
Why did you call it out? And when the when the camp
counselor says to the emo kid that it was clearly in and asked
him kind of questioned his call, the emo kid already super salty
and already molding super hard, being super angry already just
completely loses it. And he takes his racket and he
goes and he whips around and he smashes it into the camp
counselor. And like the camp counselor
stumbles back and it's like, Oh my God.
Because like the racket had hit his arm.
It had like broken the skin a little bit.
So it was a little bloody. And he, it wasn't that bad.
He didn't break anything. He didn't like, hit a major
artery or something. But the racket smashed into the
camp counselor and like, kind of like broke into his skin.
So the camp counselor starts yelling like, are you crazy?
Like, why would you do that? I was literally asking about a
call and you attacked me. And there was another camp
counselor watching the whole thing and he starts walking in,
but before they could do anything, you see this woman
with a long with kind of like a kind of like a side part like it
kind of like the Karen haircut. Maybe she was a nice woman, but
I'm just describing what I was told.
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But anyways, this woman walks on the court.
She kind of looks like a Karen. Maybe she's super nice.
I'm just saying it how it is right?
Walks on, grabs the emo kid by the back of his by like the
scruff of his shirt and drags him away and he's like ma'am.
He's like he's like ma'am I was winning.
The emo kid literally had the audacity as.
He was being. Dragged off court for attacking
one of the camp counselors to say that he was winning.
What? Yeah.
So the the other camp counselor, I mean, the one that got hit
with the rackets, like, I got to get this checked up.
Like, I think I'm fine. But like, I just want to make
sure that, like, it didn't break anything farther because his
skin was kind of bloodied up. And the other camp counselor,
the one that was not attacked by the emo kid, walked up and said,
hey, Luna, like, sorry you had to deal with that.
We're giving you the win, obviously.
And so sure enough, Luna went on.
Luna didn't win the tournament, but, you know, did pretty well.
And the emo kid was nowhere to be seen after he's dragged off
by his mom. Presumably his mom was like, all
right, like we're done. Grabbed him and just dragged him
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Today we get a story of this kid who thinks that he's a wizard
and tries. To put spells.
On the subscriber, bro, it's pretty funny.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories.
And let's call today's subscriber who said in the
story, let's call him Jacob. So Jacobs in middle school, I
don't know exactly what grade, but there's this kid in his
class that. Was always kind.
Of known as like this strange kid and he was kind of known as
the strange kid because he was known as the kid who ran into
like last year, ran into the girls bathroom and said hi
ladies, how's it going? And then obviously got escorted
out by the security guard, sent to the principal's office where
they were like, bro, what are you even doing?
Like that's super weird, yadda yadda.
And from that day forward, he's kind of just known as the weird
kid. So Fast forward a year later and
this happened at PE. So Jacob still had PE class, AKA
physical education for any of you guys who don't call it PE.
And today they come, what they kind of did was they mix it up
every single day. They play a different sport or
some different activity that was kind of like physical exercise
or whatever, right? And today was dodgeball.
And so basically the the class was split in two and half the
kids went on one side, one of the teams and the other half of
the kids one on the other team. And Jacob just happened to be on
the weird kids team. And we're no longer going to
calm the weird kid. We're going to calm the Wizard
kid, as you will see quite soon. Why he's called the Wizard Kid.
So anyways, right, You know they're playing dodgeball.
And Jacob and the Wizard. Kid are on the.
Same team and it's pretty close, like it was divided up randomly.
However, it just happened to be like a super even like division.
So anyways, right, you know, Jacob's team, which is also the
wizard kids team was starting to like fall behind a little bit.
It was like, I don't know, 5 to 4 and there was a lot of
pressure being put on the team. And if you don't know, in
dodgeball, at least the rules that they played by, you were
allowed to deflect dodge balls with your own dodge dodge ball
and you wouldn't get in trouble. But if a stray dodge ball hit
you in any part of your body before rolling on the ground,
you were basically it or you were tagged out.
So anyways, this all went down when Jacob and you know the,
what's it called, the wizard kid and the other two people on his
team, we're kind of like prepping and preparing for the
other team to start throwing dodge balls at them.
And one of the team members on the other side threw a dodge
ball really hard at Jacob. But Jacob was pretty good at
deflecting the dodgeballs with his ball.
So he he kind of like outstretches his hand and he
deflects the dodgeball. And you would be probably
thinking, oh, this is a good thing, right?
But no, because the dodgeball, yes, the one coming at Jacob,
deflects off of Jacob's dodgeball.
So Jacob is not it. However, the dodgeball deflects
off of Jacob's dodgeball and hits the wizard kid.
And unfortunately, by the rules that they played by, that was
considered a point for the other team.
So the wizard kid basically got tapped out and Jacob felt really
bad because one, I mean, that's harming his own chances for his
own team, but also he's like, Dang, I just got my own teammate
out. So he looks at the wizard kid.
He's like, bro, that was an accident.
My fault. The wizard kid doesn't really
respond, but Jacob just assumes that he was busy walking to the,
you know, where is all the other team members were that were
tagged out. But anyways, right, Jacob and
the two of the three remaining teammates actually end up
winning. It's super close, and it's like
Jacob has A1V2 at the very end, but Jacob's probably one of the
most skilled dodgeball players there.
Will those skills transfer to other places in his life?
Who knows man. But at the end of the day, he
was pretty good at that dodgeball, so you know.
His whole team rejoices, except the Wizard Kid, who is
apparently still pretty mad. Jacob doesn't blame him like the
Wizard Kid wanted his glory to. The Wizard Kid was pretty good
at dodgeball too, so maybe he would have been the one to do
the miraculous 1V2. Who knows, man.
But anyways, right, So PE is over and they're walking back to
class and Jacob is kind of walking by himself for a second.
And the wizard kid runs up behind them and taps him on the
shoulder. And Jacob turns around and the
wizard kid looks at him and says, bro, you just messed with
a wizard. That was the worst decision of
your life. Jacob at first is like, bro,
what? Because like the he knew that
this kid was weird, but he didn't know that this kid was
like pretended to be a wizard and put spells on people, right.
So he was like, bro, like, I'm sorry, it was like a mistake.
Why would I want to get my own teammate out?
And the wizard kids like, because you wanted all the
glory, right? You wanted all the glory for
yourself and you got it. And you will pay the price.
You just didn't know that you were messing with an actual
wizard. And once again, Jacob Connor
just assumed that he misspoke the first time when he said oh
I'm a wizard bro. But then when the weird kid AKA
the wizard kid said it again. Jacob.
Started to realize that no, this kid was not joking, he actually
thought that he was a wizard. So Jacob's like man seriously I
didn't mean to do it. I want like I wanted my team to
win. I didn't like care if I was if I
was to get out for my team to win, I would have done it.
Like I seriously don't care. And Jacob wasn't even lying.
Sure, that Gloria being the one who came back for A1V2 to win
for the team, yeah, he's not going to lie, it was pretty
sweet. However, it was still wasn't
worth, you know it still wasn't worth.
You know it wouldn't be worth like losing, right?
The glory. He would much rather win.
Than like had the glory. Like, taken away.
But anyways, right? The next day rolls around, and
this is when Jacob starts to understand why the wizard kid
calls himself the Wizard Kid. Because he's sitting in class
and Jacob was kind of sitting towards the back of the class
and he happened to have a seat next to him open.
And sure enough, right, he had one class with the weird wizard
kid, right? And the wizard kid normally sat
at the very, very, very front of the classroom, right?
But this time he walked all the way back and sat right next to
Jacob. So Jacob right away kind of
realized that this was not a coincidence.
And the wizard kid is like, hey, do you want to see something?
And Jacob's like, bro, what? Like school, like class is
starting because the teacher had already started to like be like,
all right, class, turn the page, whatever.
And Jacob's like, bro, we got to pay attention.
Like, sure, maybe after class, but not now.
The wizard kids like, all right, too bad then.
And Jacob's like, OK, so Jacob takes out his textbook and is
starting to open to the page that he's supposed to be.
And then sure enough, right, the wizard kid says, hey, Jacob
turn, like, look at me. And Jacob's like, dude, what?
And he's turning, as he turns his face, the wizard kid blows a
pile of glitter into his face. And Jacob starts coughing.
He's like, bro, what did you do that for?
And then the wizard kid starts going Ooby Lee Doobie, Lee ooby
Lee Doobie, just like some real nonsense, pretending it's like
wizard speak or whatever. And he's like, ha, you just got
a curse put on you. And sure enough, right, the
teacher looks over. And I think the teacher was just
having a bad day because the teacher's like, you 2, go to the
principal's office. You're being a distraction.
And I mean, Jacob is kind of looking at the teacher like, I
was just here, I was just sitting here and the teachers
like both, did you not hear me? Both of you go to the
principal's office kind of just because I think the teacher was
having a bad day and just assumed that they were both
being distracting and disrespectful, not paying
attention. And the wizard kid is like,
look, the curse is already working.
And Jacob turns to the wizard. Kid is like bro.
If the curse is working, why are you sent to the principal's
office as well? And the wizard kid really didn't
have a reply besides the curse. This is working bro.
I'm sorry that you're so mad and can't accept it.
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It's always cool to know. Anyways, back to the story.
So anyways, Jacob and the wizard kid are walking down the halls
to the principal's office. And Jacob is like, bro, like I'm
not trying to like mess with any of this.
Like I'm just trying to learn in class.
I'm trying to like get my hours in.
Why you like, why are you doing all this to me?
And the wizard kid is like, because you decided to
disrespect me and and dodgeball and I told you you'd suffer the
consequences. It looks like one of my spells
is working. Maybe if you're nice enough to
me, I will issue a counter spell.
And Jacob does not believe it. And it's like, bro, you're
obviously not a wizard. Like, oh, a counter spell would
do as much good as like an actual spell.
And now the wizard kid gets really butthurt at this.
And it's like, I am a wizard. Can you not tell that like the
curse I put on you sent us both to the principal's office.
And Jacob goes on to say as they're walking to the
principal's office, bro, I don't believe it actually worked
because if that curse was actually effective, it would
just be me going to the principal's office, not both of
us. Sure enough, they eventually get
to the principal's office And the principal is kind of just
like, all right, guys, I, I got a note from your teacher or an
e-mail, I guess, not a note that you were like being distracting
in class and distracting others and distracting yourself.
Like, can you just tell me what was going on?
And the wizard kid is like, ha, I put a spell on him.
And the principal's like, OK, and then turns to Jacob, Jacob,
like, why are you here? And Jacob's like, I don't know
why I'm here. Like I was just sitting here and
this kid decides to like, quote UN quote, put a spell on me,
which basically just means blows like, like, I don't know, not
fairy dust, but like sparkles and stuff into my face and say a
bunch of nonsense. And then for some reason I got
in trouble too. And when, like Jacob said, for
some reason, the wizard kid turns and says, not for some
reason, because of the curse. And Jacob's like, you, you're
not a wizard, bro. Like there's no curse.
The principals like guys, guys, I don't I don't know what's
going on. I think it's just like both you
guys just go to detention later today and we'll be done with
this. And Jacob's like what?
The wizard kid is like, the curse continues to work.
And Jacob once again says, I will reiterate this, but if it
was actually a curse, why are you receiving the same
punishment as me? And the wizard kid is like,
you're just mad because you're realizing the curse is real.
And Jacob's just so mad at this point.
He's like, bro, this is so stupid.
So sure enough, Jacob and you know, the wizard kid, they go
back to class and you know, with Jacob is he's just not paying
attention because he's just so mad that he has to go in and,
you know, go to, he has to go to detention later that day.
He's not trying to do that. And sure enough, time eventually
comes around and it's time for them to go to detention.
And Jacob and the wizard kid, you know, they get up and, you
know, they walk over and they go into detention and there's like
a few other kids there or whatever.
And sure enough, right, you know, Jacob sits in the back and
the wizard kid sits right next to him.
And Jacob's like, bro, I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to sit next to you. Can you please just leave me
alone? And the wizard kids like, well,
if you don't believe in my spells, I'm going to keep
putting spells on you till you believe it.
Jacob's like, fine, put as many spells as you want on me.
Like I'll try. Like trust me, anything that's
happened today is as bad luck on my part.
And the fact that you're getting the punishment to kind of proves
to me that these spells aren't real.
So the wizard kids like, fine, well, I'm going to, you know how
we're getting. So basically they had a pretty
big test that they were getting back.
They did it about a week ago, but they were receiving their
grades back the next day. So the wizard kids like fine,
well, I'm going to put a spell on you and because of the spell,
you're going to fail the major test we're getting back.
And Jacob's like, well, I know I did pretty well on it because I
knew the answers to basically every question and the teachers
already graded them. So it's not like the grade will
be changed. So sure, let's, you know, put a
spell on it, right? And Jacob's like, well, how
about you also put a spell on your test to make you do well so
that I'll fail and you get an A. And if that actually happens,
both of those things happening, right, I'll believe that you're
a wizard. I'll bow down, I'll accept your
glory as a ruler or whatever, right.
The wizard kids like fine, like fair enough.
And the wizard kid like starts, takes out a little stick and
starts waving around as like bitterly bully Billy Billy.
It just says something like dots, heads or whatever.
And so this point, Jacob was like, all right.
Well, this is going to prove to this kid that, like, his wizard
powers are fake because I know for certain that, you know, I
did. Well, however, Jacob is starting
to feel like, wait, because remember, dudes in middle school
don't make fun of him. But he's like, wait, what if
this kid actually does have wizard powers?
Well, this kid can actually put a spell on me, right?
And he's like, no, no, no, that's ridiculous, Jacob, come
on now. But Jacob's like, wait, did I
just give myself an F? But then he realized his weight.
No, no, no, no, no, like, come on now.
Like, OK, obviously I did well on this test.
And the kids going to realize tomorrow that he's a fraud
enough eventually, you know, a detention or.
I don't know whatever they were in, it ends and the next day
rolls around and they go back to the class where they both had a
major assessment being passed back.
And this time, right, Jacob makes sure that the wizard kid
set sits right next to him. He's like, all right, well,
we're going to see if your spell actually works.
And the wizard kid is like super.
I don't know. He's like super full of himself.
He's like, I don't know why you'd want to fail an assignment
you work so hard on like just because like you wanted to
testify is actually a wizard. Like that's so ridiculous.
You just played your self bro. Stuff like that.
But sure enough, right, the teacher eventually goes around
and starts handing back the tests.
And the first Test that was handed out was Jacob's.
And yeah, Jacob got an A on the assessment.
So he takes the paper, flips it around and shows it to the
wizard kid. It's like, oh, looks like your
spell didn't work. And he's like, well, oh, the
actually. Well, so.
And Jacob's like, all right, just submit it.
Checkmate. I got you.
And he's like, well, I actually, well, problem is actually that,
well, I just didn't do the spell properly and Jacob's like, all
right, well, did you do the spell properly for your test?
And the wizard kids like, Oh yes, 100% I'm getting an A on
this. And to be fair, Jacob was
definitely kind of like he was testing his, he was kind of
being a little risky here because the, the wizard kid
maybe was also like really smart or cheated or something.
But for some reason, maybe the wizard kid actually did get an
A, but Jacob was kind of like assuming that the kid was going
to be too busy doing spells to actually study.
So sure enough, the teacher hands back the wizard kids paper
and you could already tell that the kid did not do well because
the teacher, sorry, the teacher handed up, handed back every
single test face up except for the wizard kids test handed that
one face down. And yeah, sure enough, the
wizard kid flips over the paper and Jacob is watching and
there's a big F in a red circle. And the wizard kid after seeing
the F, quickly flips over his paper again.
And it's like, look at that. I actually got an A Looks like
my spells are right. And Jacob's like, bro, I saw the
F. Like I know you failed this.
You're probably too busy doing the spells to actually study the
wizard kids. Like, no bro, I got an A.
And like, I think Jacob did this quick enough that the wizard kid
was just not, not able to react because sure enough, right,
Jacob reaches over it and quickly flips over the wizard
kids paper And there's a big massive F and a circle on it
being like, oh, so you got an A now the wizard kids like that's
just a typo. You can ask the teacher.
And the wizard kid kind of just saw that said that because like,
obviously Jacob's not allowed to say, Hey, what did my what did
this random classmate get on this major assignment?
Like the teachers going to be like, mind your own beeswax,
bro. Like obviously.
So Jacob's like, all right, wizard kid, you proved to me
that you were not a wizard. He's like, no, I'm going to keep
putting spells on you till, like, you realize.
And yeah. So for the rest, like, the rest
of the week, the wizard kid would come in and blow, like,
bubbles on him or like, I don't know, fairy dust or all this
kind of stuff and, like, say, a bunch of random stuff.
But yeah, Jacob did not have any other negative side effects that
happened that week. And the wizard kid eventually
realized that, yeah, he was not a wizard and that he was not
able to convince Jacob that he was a wizard.
So eventually the dude stopped. And.
Yeah, Jacob was able to get back to his normal life and would not
be sent to the principal's office because someone put a
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OK, How do I introduce a? Story like this man.
I mean, you guys can read, you've read the title.
All I can say is strap in a buckle up because this is going
to be quite, quite the ride. Subscribe if you're new and you
enjoy stories. And let's call today's
subscriber who submitted this, Let's call this guy Mason.
So this all happened one day when Mason was in class and
Mason was in 4th grade when this whole thing went down.
And there's a kid who once again kind of like wore the same
creeper shirt every single day. And it was like the creeper
hoodie. And really, that's not a big
deal. They're like, if you want to
wear the creeper hoodie, I don't really care.
However, the mine, we're just going to call the Minecraft kid,
right? Because of the creeper hoodie,
he wore it every single day. And maybe maybe, right, maybe he
has a closet full of like 18 different varieties of the
creeper hoodie or maybe his mom does a load of laundry every
single day, or maybe he's just wearing the same creeper hoodie
every single day. I mean, you guys can believe
whatever you want, but I think one of those three are a little
bit more likely than the other. But anyways, right.
So there's this kid called the Minecraft kid because he wore
the creeper hoodie every single day and he was a little bit
strange. And there's nothing wrong with
you being a little bit strange, like I'm a little bit strange.
I mean, I run an act, I run a YouTube channel, man.
I mean, that's that's already putting me in the strange
category, unfortunately. But hey, man, I love the YouTube
too much to like drop it or anything like that.
But sure enough, this all happened one day when the
Minecraft kid was in class with Mason and the Minecraft kid
raised his hand. And another thing you need to
know about the Minecraft kid is he would take bathroom breaks
like 6 times per class. And I don't know about you, but
back in the day, I definitely used to go to the bathroom to
like go on my phone or just take a break from in the class.
However, I would be very like a strategic with it.
I wouldn't do it every single day.
I'd do it like every other day. I would make sure that I wasn't
away for too, too long, like maybe 5 minutes Max.
This kid bro would just abuse the bathroom break button.
He was like spamming it. Just tried like I don't know
man, but every single day and go to the bathroom minimum 2 times,
maximum like 6 times. That's what I'm told, at least.
And sure enough, you know, once again, one day, the Minecraft
kid raises his hand for the third time in class.
And this has been going on for months.
And I just think at this point, the teacher kind of just
snapped. And he looks at the Minecraft
kid. He's like, yes.
And the Minecraft kid says, hey, can I go to the bathroom?
And here's the thing, right? The teacher should not have
reacted in the way that he reacted because maybe this kid
has like IBS or something. Maybe he has to go to the
bathroom like a ton per day. However, if he did, it was not
registered with the nurse. Or even if it was, the nurse did
not communicate that properly to the teacher, which she probably
should have or he probably should have just because, you
know, I don't know if a kids going to the bathroom 7 times
per day, that might be a little suspicious to the teacher.
However, the teacher was kind of just assuming that the kid was
just going in to like go on his phone or whatever.
And that was probably the case. But I mean, you really don't
know. But after the Minecraft kid says
like, hey, can I go to the bathroom for like the third
time, the teacher's like, you know what?
No, you can't go to the bathroom.
And the whole class kind of turns around is like, wait,
whoa, whoa, whoa, pause. Like, hold up now.
Like this kids been asking you to the bathroom like 7 times a
day for the last six months, and now you're saying no, Like, what
changed, man? And the teachers, like, you're
gonna have to wait till the end of class.
You've been going way too much, way too often.
I think you're missing too much of class work.
Right? And the Minecraft kid was not
happy to hear this. For all we know, maybe he
actually did have to go to the bathroom.
But Mason, to be fair, right, Mason has gone to the bathroom
room. He's the subscriber who
submitted this story. He's gone to the bathroom at
times when the Minecraft kid has been in there and Mason can hear
the volume from his iPhone up all the way.
The Minecraft kid is in there playing like Flappy Bird or
watching Tik Toks or whatever, man.
He's just going on his phone. Maybe he also has to go to the
bathroom. But the Minecraft kid obviously
definitely was kind of like most likely was abusing it just to go
to the bathroom. But sure enough, the Minecraft
kid raises his hand again. He's like, I got to go and the
teacher says like Minecraft kid, you've gone like 6 times during
class every single day for the last six months.
You're missing out on class time.
Please try and like conserve your like bathroom breaks.
I will let you go, but just give it a second.
I just can't let you go and disrupt the class like 1000
times every single day. And the Minecraft kid was
getting kind of angry and he didn't say anything.
He wasn't like, no, I really got to go.
And the Minecraft kid also didn't just stand up,
unfortunately. I think the Minecraft kid
watched a little bit too much South Park, if you guys know
what I'm talking about. There's an episode of South
Park, which is ATV show kind of aimed for adults.
So I wouldn't go search this up if you're too young.
But there's this kid named Cartman.
And one time Cartman needed to basically go to the principal's
office. So we decided to do #2 on the
desk of a teacher. And I think the Minecraft kid
got a little bit too inspired by Cartman because the Minecraft
kid is like, you're going to want like, I need to go to the
bathroom and you're going to regret it if you don't let me.
And the teacher kind of turns around kind of sharply and looks
at him and says, like, you shouldn't be threatening people.
Like, that's that's a very bad thing to do.
Like, you shouldn't be doing that.
He said, you know what? Just because you're threatening
me and said in such a threatening voice, you're not
allowed to go to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
And this only made the Minecraft kid even more upset.
And Mason is just sitting here watching this back and forth.
And Mason kind of feels a little bit for the Minecraft kid
because maybe he really needs to go.
Maybe the first two times. Yeah.
I mean, it is kind of karma if you were just going to the
bathroom 6 times per day just to go on your phone, however,
right. I mean, maybe he really has to
go, man. It's kind of cruel to, like, not
let someone go to the bathroom when they really need to.
But he did just go like 5 minutes ago and 10 minutes
before that. So I don't know.
I don't know. Anyways, right.
You know, Mason was sitting there.
Minecraft kid raises his hand for a final time and says,
you're going to let me grow go or you're going to regret this.
And once again, the Minecraft, the teachers like if you
threaten me again, you're not going to be allowed to go to the
bathroom ever again when you're in my class.
And at this point the whole class is like, oh, I don't know
if they're actually. Like hyping up like that, but.
Things were getting legit, and they could.
Feel it for sure. They're like, oh, Dang, dude,
like, stuff's getting real, right?
And sure enough, the Minecraft kid says, very well, have it
your way. The teacher kind of like has a
little bit of a smile, but quickly brushes it off, probably
because he felt like he won that discussion.
Like, all right, well, this kid who's been abusing the bathroom
system has lost. And I won as a teacher, and I
asserted my dominance. However, right, Dominance was
not asserted. In fact, I don't even know how
to explain what's about to happen.
So I'm going to do my. Best.
Bear with me because the Minecraft kid, he, he, he kind
of like stands up and the teacher is currently facing the
board. So the teacher doesn't notice
the Minecraft kids stand up. However, Mason, the subscriber
who submitted this story, as well as a bunch of other people.
By the way, Mason submitted this to my Instagram.
It's in the description. You should go follow it even if
you're not going to go submit stories, give me a big number
and make me feel good. Anyways, Mason is watching this
whole thing go down, and he sees that the Minecraft kid stands up
from his desk, and then the Minecraft kid stands on his
chair, and then then the Minecraft kid stands on his
desk, and at this point almost half the class is turned.
Around. Watching the Minecraft kid
because he's making enough of a commotion in the next YouTube.
Please be nice YouTube YouTube man.
I'm going to describe the next thing without making you mad.
So the Minecraft kid, well, he drops his pants.
He drops his. Pants and he says teacher and
the teacher turns around and is about to still be like Minecraft
kid for the last time and he turns around and is like oh what
and the Minecraft? Kid is like teacher, I told you.
I told you, you regret not letting me go to the bathroom.
And just to put it very, just to be point blank, just to be
straight up, just getting right to the point, yeah, he just #2
on the desk, man. It wasn't like anything crazy,
right? It was pretty, just a little.
Bit but. Yeah, And everyone in the class
starts, like, screaming, like some of the girls are like, some
of the guys are like, yeah, what?
That's disgusting, dude. And the teacher's like,
Minecraft kid, what on earth are you doing?
And the Minecraft kids, like I told you, you should let me go
to the bathroom, dude. Now you're just paying the
consequences. The Minecraft kid was like,
feeling all full of himself. And the teacher was like, go to
the principal's office now. And I don't think the.
Minecraft kid totally like, you know.
Realized what was going on and the Minecraft kid starts to
panic and the Minecraft kid looks to his left and looks to
his right. And when the Minecraft kid looks
to his right, you know who he sees.
He sees the subscriber, he sees Mason, and he makes eye contact
with Mason and Mason is looking directly at the Minecraft kid
and singing to himself. Oh my God, Oh my God, what?
Wow. But then he's like, wait, why is
this kid making eye contact with me?
And he's. Like Mason made.
Me do it. He dared me.
And the teacher's like Mason. Mason's just like, dude, I
swear, I was just sitting here. What do you mean?
And the teacher's like, you know what?
Know what? You know what, Minecraft kid?
Mason and anyone else involved go to the principal's office
right now. And Mason is just like, why?
Why? Why?
So he gets up and because. He's not going to like, fight
with his teacher when the teacher's literally going
through a massive rage moment. And, you know, he starts walking
up and he walks up to the Minecraft and he's like, dude, I
don't even know who you are. The Minecraft kids, like just
doesn't say anything. So he walks up to the
principal's office and he sits down and the principal's office,
the principal's like, what happened?
And Mason explains the side of the story that he was just like
a bystander sitting there. And then, you know, eventually
the Minecraft kid walks in because he had to.
I mean, it wasn't like he could, OK, I'm not going to explain why
it took him longer, but he got there, right?
And sure enough, the principal's like, Minecraft kid, why would
you do that? And the Minecraft kids like
explains aside. And then she's like.
And why is Mason here and the Minecraft kid who kind of panic
blamed him to kind of like lesser the punishment on him is
like, Mason dared me to do it. And Mason's like.
Dude, I don't even know who. You are.
You're just in my class and the principal's like, I don't know,
Mason. Why would he lie about this?
Like there's literally nothing for him to gain.
And Mason's like, dude, I don't know.
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Anyways, the story gets even more insane, so stay tuned.
So anyways, right back to the story.
Mason is in a position where he was as dragged into this.
Honestly Mason to this day doesn't totally understand why
the Minecraft kid even singled him out.
Mason and the Minecraft kid weren't close friends.
They didn't even really know each other.
And Mason just assumes that he randomly looked around and
picked someone who he just happened to remember the name of
and blame them just to kind of like lesser the punishment on
him and his mind. Or I guess in his panic the idea
was like oh if I blame someone else and say that they forced me
to do it, my punishment will be lesser right?
Which is like bro why? Why would you do that?
But anyways, sure enough, the the principal unfortunately is
not believing Mason because Mason is explaining that he
doesn't even know this kid and he has no idea why he would lie.
And the principal's kind of doesn't believe him because he's
like Mason, like if like why would the Minecraft kid lie
about this, right? It just doesn't make any sense.
And the principal's like, well, I guess I just have to make a
judgement call in this situation.
And Mason, I'm sorry, but you know, I'm going to have to give
you a punishment too because I don't believe you.
And Mason is just like, what? Are you serious?
And then Mason said even if I did like dare him to do
something ridiculous, it's still up to him.
Like I didn't, for the record. And I stand by that, 'cause I
don't even know this kid. But if someone was to why?
Why would that even matter? And the principal's like, so
you're admitting it? Mason's like, no, I'm just
saying be stupid. Even if I did, but it's double
stupid because I didn't even do it.
And the principal's like, don't say stupid to me.
Mason's like, I'm in 4th grade and also this is double stupid.
What can I say? So eventually, right the
principal. 'S like.
All right, well, I'm going. To have to call.
Borrow both your mother. 'S and explain.
What? Happened, And Mason's just like,
dude, this is the most ridiculous day of my life.
So sure enough, the principal calls up both their mothers
saying, hey, both your sons got in trouble.
If you're not busy, can you please come in?
The Minecraft kids mom was busy at the time.
But Mason's mom kind of either have the day off or for some
reason wasn't really needing to, like, be wherever she was.
And she said, yeah, I'll come in right away.
Maybe she was busy, and she thought that this was a good
idea to go see, like, what happened to her son.
So Mason's mom comes and she's like looks at Mason with this
look of like, what have you done?
And Mason looks at her with these like eyes of like, bro, I
don't know what's going on, confusion, whatever, right?
The principal is like, all right, hi Miss Masons mom or
whatever. Well, I'm so glad you could
come. And the principal explains what
happens. And then she kind of explains
how she doesn't believe Mason. And Mason's mom started with a
look of concern. And then she almost got a look
of like annoyance. And the look of annoyance grew
and grew the more the principal told the story.
And Mason was looking at this and was like, OK, is my mom on
my side? Or is the look of annoyance
because she's so annoyed with me?
Either way, this is this is just the worst situation ever.
So sure enough, right? You know, by the end of the
story, Mason's moms like why am I here?
The principal is like, well didn't you hear?
Like your son, I supposedly dared him to do it.
And Masons mom like first of all, my son disagrees with that
statement and you don't really have any proof.
But let's say he even did. Why would that matter?
And the principal kind of was a little shocked.
And Mason's mom's like, you know, isn't it like a like a
cliche saying for parents to be like, if your friend jumped off
a bridge, would you as well? Like, are you really just
supposed to do whatever the popular kid does?
And then Mason's bombs, Like, even if my son did, which I'm
not convinced he did, dared him to do what he did on the desk,
right? Why is that my son's fault?
Is this kid not like, able to function by himself?
What, you know, like, is the blame 100% not on, you know, the
Minecraft kid anymore? Is any of the blame really
supposed to be on my son? And the principal is like, well,
I'm sorry you feel this way, but I made-up my mind like, your son
is going to be suspended for the day.
He can come back tomorrow, but he can't be.
He can't come back today. And Mason's mom is like, are you
serious? Like, really?
And she's like, yeah. And then Mason's mom's like, all
right, what punishment did the Minecraft kid get?
And the principal said, well, we're doing equal punishment.
And Mason's mom's like, you can't be serious, man.
You can't be serious. And the principal's like, I'm
sorry you disagree, but this is the punishment.
So Mason's mom's like, Mason, come with me.
And Mason's like, oh, I can't tell if my mom's mad or not.
So Mason gets up kind of all scared or whatever, and he sits
in the car. And Mason's moms like, well,
this was unexpected, but Mason, today you got a day off.
It is your vacation day. Because that punishment is
ridiculous. And then she and Mason's like,
OK, she's on my side. Mason's mom is like, Mason,
please be honest. Did you even did you, did you
dare him to do it? Mason's like, mom, I promise.
Since look, it looks like you're not angry at me either way, Why
would I lie about this? Because.
And I didn't do it. I don't even know who this kid
is. Why would I dare him to do
something so ridiculous? Mason's mom's like, yeah, that's
what I thought. But even if you did, like, who
cares? And this punishment is
ridiculous. So you and I, we're going to get
ice cream because today you learned a very good lesson.
Sometimes there are rules that are ridiculous and you'll be
punished. But stay true to your
convictions, man. Stay true to your convictions.
So Mason and his mom went and got ice cream.
And I don't think the Minecraft's my kid, the
Minecraft kids mom was as excited or as or as pleased with
her son. But clicking a video on screen
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Today I got a story time of of another one of these Minecraft
kids deciding to fight back against his babysitter in a
quite unconventional way, you might say.
I mean, I bet you can read the title right now.
So yeah, with that being said, sit back, relax, subscribe if
you haven't already. And let's call today's
subscriber who submitted this story to me.
Let's call him Ryan. So Ryan was friends with this
kid who really liked Minecraft. So we're calling him the
Minecraft kid because that always works in the title and
you guys like the Minecraft kids stories and I like telling them.
But anyways, right, Ryan was invited over to this kid who he
didn't know that well and we're just going to call him the
Minecraft kid. So anyways, right, Ryan was
invited over to the Minecraft kids house to well, you know,
play Minecraft with him. The idea was he was going to go
over on a Friday night and play some bed wars with this kid.
Honestly sounds like a pretty sick Friday night if you know
what I mean. However, he didn't really know
much about this kid and he only kind of just started to know him
because Ryan's mom, mom and the Minecraft kids mom became
friends like a couple months ago when they're both volunteering
for something or maybe they just met.
I don't know why, but Ryan's mom and the Minecraft kids mom
became friends. And for that reason, you know,
Ryan's mom's like, oh, I have a son about your son's age.
They should totally hang out. And since Ryan knew nothing
about the Minecraft kid at their first like interaction, which
wasn't like a sleepover playdate type thing, he was like, So what
do you like to do? And he's like, I like to play
Minecraft. He's like, cool, do you like to
play Bed wars? Like, yeah, it's my favorite
game. So they bonded over it.
So anyways, Ryan was heading over to the Minecraft kids house
and Ryan's mom told them, hey, just so you know, the Minecraft
kids mom is not going to be there.
She's going to be out for something.
However, they hired a babysitter and the Minecraft kids mom
should be back by like 10 or 11. And Ryan was like, all right,
that's totally fine. I don't really care.
It's not like we would have been hanging out with the Minecraft
kids mom and having her play in our Bed Wars trios or something,
man. So it's fine.
So Ryan gets over to the Minecraft kids house and when he
gets there, no one greets him at the door.
He kind of stands there for a second and he knocks on it and
he stands there for like a little more time and he hears
noises coming from upstairs. And it's a two-story house and
there's a there's a window right above them and the window is
open and he can hear noises. And you know what noises he
hears? He hears block placing noises.
He hears a golden apple eating noises.
He hears bed break noises. He's like, wait a minute, bro.
The Minecraft kid is playing bed wars right now.
And, you know, Ryan was thinking that he would have yelled up to
the Minecraft kid, but the door eventually opened and presumably
the babysitter or who we thought the babysitter was, which now
was the babysitter. That isn't like the big secret
of the story. But the babysitter comes and,
you know, opens doors and says, hey, so sorry, Minecraft kids
upstairs. I'm, you know, making dinner
right now for you guys. It'll be ready in like 30
minutes. So make sure you're not in the
middle of the game in like half an hour.
And now Ryan's like, all right, that sounds pretty cool.
So he goes up the stairs, he opens the door and the Minecraft
kids like what's good, bro, I'm in the middle of a game.
Get your like laptop out and set your stuff up.
And we'll go into like double s in just a second.
And so sure enough. And by the way, guys, Bed Wars
is it's a Minecraft game where you can like it's fun.
You should go look it up and play it maybe.
But just for context, it's a video game on Minecraft.
But anyways, right. So he sets up his his gaming
setup or whatever, he gets that all ready.
And yeah, sure enough, the Minecraft kid eventually wins
his game. Great work, Minecraft kid.
Not so great work at later the night, as you can tell by the
title. But yeah, anyways, Ryan and the
Minecraft kid, they start playing some some Bed Wars duos,
life's pretty good. And that's until they're in the
middle of a game and it's really, really intense, right?
It's getting really down to the wire.
If you know a thing or two about bed wars, all the beds have been
broken. And they're really just both of
them. Ryan and the Minecraft kid are
super stacked. They have their golden apples.
They have their diamond armor. Yes, they sweated to diamond
armor. And the two people that were
remaining were about as good as they were.
And they were playing for for all the marbles at this point.
Man, this was pretty intense. And that's when the babysitter
yells archives time for dinner and the Minecraft kids like what
one second yells down that. And you know, the Ryan and the
Minecraft kid are like, all right, how we going to do this?
Do we go in? Do we wait?
And the Minecraft kid is a big fan of like camping, which in a
video game when you're camping, that basically just means that
like you're staying on defensive ground and you're waiting for
the opponent to come to you, Which in bed wars, if you're
super, super stacked, that can kind of give you the advantage
because you can always drop golems.
You got a hometown advantage if you have the regen thing.
Camping is an OK strategy super late game.
But that also means that the game's going to be a long time.
And Ryan says to the Minecraft kid, hey, man, do you think we
should like be aggressive and we should be the one attacking them
because like, you know, our food is like dinner is ready.
Do you think we should just go do that for the sake of doing
that just so we can and we'll play another game when we come
back? The Minecraft kids like, no,
like, I know that we'll win. Like we have Prop 4 diamond.
They don't, but if we go to them, there's a chance that they
knock us off. We fall while going, they
fireball us over. It's just a lot more dangerous
to go over, he said. We're staying here and Ryan, who
doesn't really care, he's like, all right, man, sure, we'll stay
here. And then a minute later, the
babysitter says guys don't want dinner to get cold and Minecraft
kids like one second, which it wasn't going to be a second like
it was going to be. Probably like 5-10 minutes.
On average remaining of the game.
And so yeah, Ryan and the Minecraft kid were waiting it
out. And the thing was, the other
team was camping too, which basically means that they were
both just collecting gear and such, and they weren't attacking
each other. So then the babysitter was, you
know, yelled up again, like. Guys like, come on.
Like I made you something like I told you not to be in the middle
of a game. And he's like, once again, the
Minecraft kid. Instead of saying, hey, I'm so
sorry, can we be down there in 5 to 10 minutes?
Like I apologize, He's like one second.
Just keep yelling down one second and the babysitter.
Kind of did something. That she probably shouldn't
have. Like, it just wasn't that deep.
But I think the babysitter was kind of getting mad that, you
know, they just were refusing to come down when she, you know,
she was sweating out some good food or whatever.
So the babysitter, what she does is she goes to the Wi-Fi Routem
and yes, you can probably already guess, unplugs it and
replugs it, which basically if your Wi-Fi, at least in my case,
whenever my Wi-Fi is super slow or just kind of sucks, I go to
the Wi-Fi Rotem or router or whatever.
I go Rotem. What am I saying?
I go to the Wi-Fi router and I think I combine router and
modem. My fault.
I go to my Wi-Fi router or box, unplug it, replug it.
Wi-Fi is down for like 5 minutes, but then it comes back
nice and fresh and clean. However, the Wi-Fi goes down.
So basically, right, Ryan and the Minecraft kid are in the
middle of a match and like they start like, you know, they start
to go to like buy something from the store and Ryan's clicking on
it, but it's not registering it. And Ryan's like dude, dude,
dude, dude, I I think I'm disconnecting And at this point,
right, if you disconnect, you lose.
And the Minecraft kids like no, no, it's not working.
Why can't I place blocks? Why are things not registering?
And then both at the same time they get a message like kick,
not kick, but like it disconnects from high pixel like
no connection and the Minecraft kids like no oh started slamming
his first and Ryan. Who?
Doesn't really care. And looks at the Minecraft kid
and Minecraft kid was like, I was on a 99 win streak.
I would. I won 99 games in a row.
I was going to go to a. 100 I've been.
Recording the whole thing. I was going to clip it and post
it on YouTube. Man, I was about to get 100.
Basically, he's pretty upset. So Ryan and the Minecraft kit,
Ryan. Just looks at the.
Minecraft kit and be like, all right, man, I'm so sorry.
Like, we'll grind it out tonight.
We'll get you back to at least halfway, which was a lie.
They were not going to play, nevertheless win 50 games in a
row. But, you know, Ryan's just
trying to calm the air. And he's like, yeah, man, don't
worry, We'll get back to it. So they walked down and the
babysitter is waiting there and she's like, guys, like I asked
you to come down. If you weren't going to come
down, you should have at least told me.
I would have put it back in the stove.
Now the food is cold. It really took me, you know,
turning off the Wi-Fi to get you guys to come down.
Teenagers these days or not teen, I guess it's she, she's a
teenager. She's the babysitter, I guess
preteens these days. And that's when Ryan is like, Oh
my God, she turned out the Wi-Fi.
That's why we frozen the game. And Ryan looks over at the
Minecraft kid whose face he's just stood there like he's been
frozen by, like a spell that turns you to stone.
He's just frozen there looking at her, her.
His like, jaw starts to slack a little bit, like, Oh my God, Oh
my God, it was you. It was you who got in between me
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Ryan and the Minecraft kid just lost in a very important game
for the Minecraft kid. He almost got a 100 win win
streak, which is pretty, pretty impressive, I'm not going to
lie. But unfortunately the babysitter
who kind of like overreacted a little bit, got mad and
unplugged the Wi-Fi and that made them lose the game.
But they probably were actually going to win.
And so when they walked down, they have no idea that the
babysitter was the reason why they lost the game until the
babysitter is like, oh, guys, like I really had to pull the
Wi-Fi plug to get you guys down here like crazy out.
Like preteens are these days or kids on their phones too much
like when that like old man behavior type thing.
You know, this girl was like 17 or something.
And the Minecraft kid is just so angry.
He's like you, you're the reason I lost my Minecraft game.
And she's like, sorry, like should have come down faster or
should have least told me. And she goes to sit down.
And Ryan is also like, all right, well, this is going to be
a little awkward, but whatever, I'm still going down to sit down
like whatever. Like he's not going to react to
that ridiculously. How do I say this yet?
No, he acted ridiculously. The Minecraft kid waits until
the girl sits. Or the babysitter, She's 17.
I guess she's still like a girl. I guess she is.
I get. I don't know.
She waits till the babysitter right sits down and when the
babysitter sits down the Minecraft kid runs up to her,
grabs a chair. This is like the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard. Grabs a chair, turns around,
pulls down his pants and rips, rips up.
Dude I'm 19 years old and I'm telling you about Minecraft kid
revenge farting in someones face.
I'm doing it, I'm going through with it.
I'm already so I'm too far in the story to turn around.
The Minecraft kid after getting on the chair ripping down his
pants farts in the babysitters face directly her eye while it
was open. If you don't know the reason why
the fart smells bad because there's a lot of gross particles
in it and when the gross particles get into your eye,
your eye can get infected and it can be really bad.
So the babysitter legitimately falls out of her chair and
starts like screaming because like the because apparently he
really ripped 1. He really ripped one man.
And her eye was open and was really close.
And Ryan was like, well, so this kid and I have one thing in
common. We like bad wars, and we have
nothing else in common. And this will probably be the
last time I ever hang out with them.
And yeah, so the babysitter's like, what did you do?
Why would you do that? Like, that's so ridiculous and
disgusting. Like my eye, it burns.
Oh my God. Oh my eye it.
Burns like why would? You do that like and Ryan looks
at the Minecraft Kid and the Minecraft.
Kid is literally laughing it's like.
And Ryan's like, Oh my God, this kids.
Because the thing was, Ryan's thinking to himself, dude, this
kid must do this all the time because like, you're not just
going to think to yourself, wow, I'm so angry at this person.
Let me wait until they sit down, grab a chair, stand on it, turn
around, pull down my pants and fart directly point blank into
their face. That's just not something that
comes to you in the heat of the moment.
That I mean, maybe, maybe I'm just bill different from all you
guys. I really don't know, but that
definitely doesn't come to me. But sure enough, right, The
babysitter eventually gets up and Ryan and the Minecraft kid
look at her face and her left eye is red and swollen and
Ryan's like, Oh my God, that is definitely not a coincidence.
And the babysitter is like, move out of my way.
And she moves past both of them, goes and finds a home phone
'cause I guess her phone was an honor or something, and
legitimately calls 911 an ambulance.
Which, OK, that was maybe a little excessive, but maybe I
wouldn't drive if my eyes were impaired and I thought that they
were going to be infected and it would have been bad.
And she walks back in the room and she's like angry, but also
very clearly in pain, right? And she's like, her hand is over
her eye and she's like, you like, why would you do that?
The Minecraft kids like, well, I was actually on a 99 win streak
and you pulled the plug and I lost my 99 win.
She's like, and you projectiled all your stuff out of your butt.
Oh God, how can I? How can I?
Have a straight face and tell. The story anyway, she's like,
and you probably gave me a raging infection.
My eye burns like if I lose sight, I'm suing your friend.
She was getting mad and eventually right, the ambulance
has come. She explains the ridiculousness
of the situation. The guy, I mean, she's put, she
sits in the ambulance, drives to the hospital, they check her out
or whatever. But remember, this is from
Ryan's perspective. So we don't exactly know what
the doctor says. Ryan's mom, who got really
invested in the situation afterwards, said that like the
doctors like her, her eye is fine now, but the doctor said
that like it really could have gone S if she didn't go there
like immediately, which is insane.
So anyways, right, Ryan and the Minecraft kid are legitimately
just in this house alone. And that's when the Minecraft
kids mom comes back early, super angry and upset because the
babysitter sent a message to, you know, his mom explaining
everything and why that she he she had to leave the premises
immediately. So the Minecraft kids mom had to
leave whatever she was doing to come back and she was like walks
in. She's like you turns the
Minecraft kid like you did it. You pulled off, you pulled a
face fart on someone. Again, we've already talked
about this. And Ryan, who is still there.
He's. Already, by the way, he's
already texted. His mom to come pick him up.
It's just like, again, I mean, he had a sneaking suspicion that
this was not a first time thing. As I said, in the heat of the
moment, you don't think to, you know, use your butt as a weapon.
But he's like, again, this is a thing.
And the Minecraft is like but Mom, I was on a 99 bed Wars win
streak. And she's like, that's enough.
No, my bed wars for you forever. And my grandkids like man.
No, no, mom, I promise I won't fart in anyone else's face
again. What am I doing with my life
anyways? Right.
So Ryan's mom comes and Ryan's. Mom's like.
Hey, so sorry things were weird today.
Like, I'm just going to pick Ryan up.
Thank you so much for having him over.
Ryan, come with me. Now and you know, Ryan walks
over and goes in the back seat of the car and Ryan's mom is
like, so do you want to elaborate on I need to pick you
up right now. My friend farted in the
babysitter's eye and now she's at the hospital.
And Ryan did elaborate and it really didn't add any clarity of
the situation. In fact, Ryan's mom just became
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How's it going everyone? Hope you're having a good day
because the day we have a pretty.
Crazy story. Of this Minecraft kid who
believes that after playing Minecraft that he needs to go
back to his caveman roots. And going back to his caveman
roots literally just meant not showering I guess.
And he thinks that this will get them all the ladies.
Let me just say that that may or may not be the case, but you'll
have to wait and see. So anyway, always sit back,
relax, subscribe to the channel if you are new.
And let's just jump right into this.
So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this
story, Alex. And by the way, my Instagram is
in the description. It's also Connor Pugs.
Go follow me there and you can submit stories like this to me
on there. I'll get to them when I get to
them. And anyways, so Alex was in 8th
grade and he had this kid in his class who we're going to call
Ben. Yes, we'll bring back the name
Ben for. Random.
Secondary characters. And anyways, right, Ben was
like, you know, he wasn't like super in the Minecraft.
Actually, he knew nothing of Minecraft until like a couple
weeks before the story, and that's when he was introduced to
the game by one of Alex's friends.
We don't need a name, right? And anyways, right, Ben got
super super into it. Alex doesn't really know how Ben
didn't know what Minecraft was. Like it wasn't like.
Alex wasn't or it wasn't like Ben wasn't on the Internet.
Like I think Ben might have heard of it but he'd never like
he didn't know what it was. So when one of Alex's friends
introduced Minecraft to him, Ben basically disappeared for like 2
weeks, like he went to school and everything, but he stopped
being on social media, disappeared as soon as he could,
like didn't show up to any anything.
He was just in his room as, for as long as he could playing
Minecraft. I don't mean like, I don't know
like parkour servers like this or player versus player servers.
I mean, he was playing like vanilla, straight up your
traditional Minecraft. That's all he was doing and he
was in love with it. And three weeks later, he came
to school one day and he's like, Alex, buddy, I, I need to tell
you something. A revelation.
I've come to. And Alex is like, yeah, what's
good, dude? And Ben's like, brother, we need
to return to the caveman days. I was playing Minecraft a couple
days ago and I came to a realization that we need to
return to our caveman roots. And I have started that already.
Alex is like, what do you mean by that?
And at this time, Alex is was was noticing quite a pungent
aroma coming from Ben, right? You know, he didn't want to say
anything. He didn't want to be mean.
He didn't want to be, you know, cruel or anything.
But let's just say that, you know, Benny old boy was not
smelling the greatest. He was kind of.
He was. He had this essence, this odor,
this aroma. Some might call it that.
It wasn't the greatest, to put it lightly, Right.
So anyways, Alex or Ben goes on to say, yeah, so I've been
playing Minecraft and it just feels so good.
It feels so natural. I mean, yeah, playing a block
game feels natural, but whatever.
I like Minecraft. I'm not saying it's not, but he
goes on to say, and I realized that, you know, my failures in
the lady department, the reason why women don't love me is
because I'm too much like I'm too much.
I'm not like the natural man. And when they see me as the
natural caveman, they will instinctively fall in love with
me. And and Alex just looks at Ben.
It's like, Ben, I don't know where you're going with this,
but I really don't have a good, I don't have a good feeling
about this. And Ben's like Alex.
I'm here to convert you to my ways.
And Alex is like, what? And he's like, are you trying to
like, sell me an MLM or something?
Like where are we going with this?
And Ben is like, no, no, no, Alex, return to the caveman.
Return to the caveman. Alex.
This is what Steve has taught me.
And and Alex is like, Ben, Ben, are you OK?
Like, if you need help, like I can help you get, He's like, no,
you need help, man, you don't understand.
He said, look, I've returned to my caveman roots by not doing
any of the this showering that is in our modern day societies.
You really think putting chemicals in our hair and
rinsing it with fake water, Alex is like fake, fake water.
What do you he's like, these are details.
These are details, Alex. Don't question it.
It's whatever you don't understand.
The natural aroma that comes from the human body has been
programmed for trillions of years.
And Alex is like, I don't think humans have been around for
trillions. Of years and Ben's like that's.
Not the point. The point is the aroma, the
natural Musk, Sure, you can buy cheap garbage from like, I don't
know, Armani or Gucci. Their their fragrance is
terrible. They'll destroy the the the
brain cells. But the true caveman odor is
what Steve has taught me. And Alex is like, so are you
gonna like, I don't know, spend more time outside, get more
sunlight, exercise, eat like, not processed stuff like the
Caveman 2. And Alex is like, whoa, Ben is
like, whoa, Alex, chill out. Let's not go crazy.
Let's not go cuckoo banana mode on me.
OK, man, OK, man, is that good? Like, let's not go crazy.
I'm, I'm not, I'm not dropping everything for this caveman
thing, but I am embracing the natural Musk.
And Alex just looks at him. So, so Ben, you're, you're not
really changing anything about what you do besides, besides not
showering, that that's the only difference.
And Ben's like, well, no, no, no, it's not just not showering.
It's embracing my natural Musk, my natural odor.
It will instinctively make women love me.
And Alex is like, Ben as your friend, I guess.
I, I, I strongly suggest you don't do this.
And Ben is like, you know what, Alex, I understand that you're a
hater, and that's OK. Alex is like, I don't think I'm
a hater, but. And Ben's like silence.
Look, you know that girl over there, Ava?
You know how you know the prettiest girl in our class?
I've always had a crush on her and I never had a chance.
Alex is like, well, that's also something that has not changed.
And Ben's like, look, I'm going to go up to her and you're going
to see I'm going to go up to her.
I'm going to lift up my arms so my armpits are bare.
Let her embrace my natural aroma, my natural odor, and you
will see that she will just fall in love with me.
I'm going to ask her out and she's going to say yes.
It's not even going to be her saying yes.
It's going to be her subconscious breaking through to
the surface and convincing her that I am the true man for her.
Alex is just looking at Ben. It's like, dude, did playing
Minecraft make you think this or something?
And it's like, no, it encouraged me to remember my true caveman
days. And Alex is like, yeah, OK,
that's cool, man. Like I'm cool with that.
Like, you're cool. That's good.
OK, Actually Ben, yes, let's see it.
I will too. Embrace the caveman if Ava goes
out with you because you smell bad.
And Ben's like I don't smell bad, I smell natural.
If that is bad to your nose. Then you have a.
You you have a bad nose and Ben's like, or Alex like I, I
got bad nose that that's not great.
That's like you'll see. Anyways, next thing comes around
and Alex is sitting with his friends and explains like, yeah,
so you know Ben, right. And they're like, yeah, we know
Ben Alex is like, yeah, so he's, he's doing something crazy.
And they're like, well, I don't know what he's been doing, but
he's been smelling like garbage recently.
And Ben Alex is like, it's actually, it's related.
You're not going to believe this.
He played Minecraft and then he believed he had to go back to
the caveman era, like he had to be a man again.
And that doesn't mean working out or, you know, reading.
It just means not showering for some reason.
It's kind of, it's kind of ridiculous.
And they're like, yeah, I mean, Ben has been smelling a little
bit more musty and it kind of smells like spoiled milk at this
point. But I guess I, I guess that
makes sense now. And Alex goes on to say, yeah,
And you know, Ava. And they're like, yeah, of
course we know Ava Oscar on our class beauty, right?
10 out of 10. They're like, Alex is like,
yeah, so Ben is going to ask her out later today.
They're like, he's going to do what he's going to do in there.
And and Alex is like, yeah, So Ben, Ben thinks that because he
smells like he does, she's going to instinctively say yes.
They're like, dude, this. Why did you say yes?
Why did you allow him to go on with this?
At this point Alex's friends are like, bro, you're kind of being
a bad friend of Ben and Alex is like.
Dude. He was so confident, he was
being so cocky and they're like, dude, he's going to get rejected
and there's a chance he gets rejected really hard and really
embarrassingly in front of everyone.
Do you want that for him? And look, Alex is not happy with
the way that Ben went about explaining or teaching him,
quote UN quote, the ways of the caveman, AKA no shower no more,
right? But at the end of the day, they
were still friends. And Alex knew that Ava was not
just going to say no, But, you know, she developed a bit of an
ego for because she did know that she was, you know, the most
beautiful girl in the class and she could have any guy she
wanted. She was not going to be nice
about letting him down. She was going to be cruel.
She was going to be mean and she was going to crush him.
Dude, she was going to freaking crush him.
And Alex is like, all right, I got to find Ben.
I need to find them before he asks Ava out.
And as Alex was saying that he hears or he looks up and he
looks at the table a crack because they're sitting at
lunch. He looks at the table farthest
away and that's where Ava and her friends were sitting and Ben
was walking up to her table real quick.
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But anyways, enough for teasing that I can't say too much right
now anyways, right. So Alex looks over and he
notices that Ben is walking to Ava's table.
And he's like, oh, Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this
can't be happening. And he goes, he starts to like
walk over and you know, the people, Alex was sitting with
her like Alex, go, go. He's going to do it.
Don't let this happen. So Alex is basically sprinting
over to the table, but he doesn't get there in time.
And he's kind of stops. He's like, no, I'm too late.
So Ben goes up to Ava and goes Ava.
And Ava looks up and is like, yes, the next part is the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Ben goes up to her. And literally lifts up both of
his arms. You know how like after you run
and you're like really exhausted, you'll put your arms
above your heads to like make it easier to breathe, right?
Or you're told to do that or whatever, right?
That's basically what he did. And you could see Ava's face
like first you saw her nose kind of twitch as she was smelling
what was going on. And then you saw her eyes water,
her face crunch up and and you could almost hear like the well,
it was a bad spell. It was not good.
And Alex is like, oh. No, Oh no, Oh my God, Oh my God,
I'm part, I'm partially response.
Oh my God, I'm partially, I'm partially responsible, man.
This is on me anyways, Ben goes on to say so Ava.
Now that you know I've. Let your senses, you know,
acclimate themselves and if you have any primal urges, wink wink
that are coming up from the, you know, the surface that are
breaking through. Would you like to go on a date?
You know what? Let's just skip that.
Would you like to be my girlfriend?
And Alex is like in his head, he's like, no, no, Ben, no, Ben,
no, no. No and so.
Sure enough, you know Ava's just looking at him, blinking.
Not even responding, not laughing or anything, she's just
blinking because she's just so dumbfounded by the did this kid
just did this kid just straight up ask me out Because remember
Ava and Ben? They're not friends, they're not
dating each other, they're not close like that.
What? And he also smells terrible.
And Ben? Is like.
If you don't know. Your answer yet maybe.
You'll know it in a second. And Ben literally gets closer to
her and like pushes his armpit in her face and she's like, you
get away from me and kind of pushes him back.
He's like looks over at Alex and Ben's like yells over Don't
worry Alex, don't worry. Give it a second.
You'll see, man, you'll, you'll see.
It's crazy. You're not going to believe it.
She's going to fall in love with me.
And Ava looks up. Fall in love with you.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are.
I just know that you're a guy who came over here and is
smelling terrible and is pushing his stinky armpits in my face.
No, I will not go out with you. And like, at this point,
everybody in the cafeteria has turned their heads.
Everybody has turned their heads and is looking at this because
it's a scene. It's a spectacle.
I mean, Ben is standing up there with his greased out armpits and
Ava, known as the prettiest girl in the class, has just
demolished him in front of every spectators of the entire class.
At this point, there's an awkward silence because people
have stopped, Like, they've stopped speaking because they
want to hear what's going on. And Ben is like, I see.
Let me know if you change your mind.
And if it's like no, I will never change my mutt.
As I said, she's a. Little extra, right?
And Ben just walks over to Alex and Alex looks at him and he's
like, dude, dude, I I was trying to come over to tell you not to
do it. Like, I'm sorry, this is my
fault. Ben's like, bro, this is this is
not your fault. She just needs time to realize,
like Ben goes on to say that, you know, this is totally part
of the plan. He knew that there's a chance
that, you know, her like primal senses would be stopped by her
like brain. But it was only a matter of time
till like they breakthrough. And now that he's like broken
through the senses through like essencing out the stink or
whatever that like eventually within like the next 24 hours,
she will come to her senses, maybe privately, maybe not
publicly, but they will be dating.
And Alex is like, dude, you can't seriously think that.
And Ben is like, it's my theory. Like, I know it's to be true.
You have your opinions and I have my facts.
I'm sorry. I stole that from Baskets.
Greatest show ever. RIP Christine.
Baskets, bro. Brings a tear to my eye.
ANYWAYS. And so sure enough, next day
rolls around. It has been 24 hours.
And Alex just goes up to Ben. He's like, yo, Ben's like, yeah,
what's up? He's like, hey, did did she ask
you out yet? And he's like, no, it hasn't
been 24 hours. Ben looks at his phone, looks at
the time. He's like, dude, it's it's been
like 22 hours. And Ben goes on to say, see,
you're proving my points once again.
My facts destroy your opinions. And Alex is like, OK, but I
mean, she hasn't asked you out yet.
And two hours go by, Alex goes up to him.
And Ben's like, dude, I don't want to talk about it.
Alex is like, that's fine, man. Like, you don't have to prove
anything to me. Like, I get it, looks is like,
dude, you're good, don't worry about it.
Just please go home and take a shower.
And sure enough, Ben, while he actually continued to play
Minecraft, no longer believed the whole caveman philosophy of
you must smell like garbage for women to like you.
And that was partially due to the fact that it doesn't work
and he has first hand experience and why it doesn't work.
And yeah, him and Ava did not ever date from that point on.
It was a pretty bad first impression, by the way.
That was a first impression. Practically.
I think they knew of each other beforehand.
But yeah, moral of the story is don't do that.
Guys. Click on the video on screen
right now. I know you'll enjoy it.
Just click it. Do it.
Do you guys all know that one kid in school who thinks that
they're. The hero.
In the anime, but in actuality they just smell bad and are
really weird around girls. Well this story time is about a
kid in the subscribers class who is just like that.
This is a bit of a crazy 1, so I'll prepare for the cringe and
let's jump right in, bro. So we're going to call the
subscriber who submitted today's story, Alex.
So there was a kid in Alex's class who we're going to call
Ben. So Ben was a very interesting
kid, Very interesting, right? He went around, just to give a
little bit of context, he went around telling people that he is
the CEO of Riz, that he is also not just the CEO of Riz, but
that his primal stink gets all the ladies and that he is also
the main character. He has said all of these things.
Yeah. And in fact, he literally like,
you know, so basically what happens is like he wrote on a
sticky note, like, you know how I was supposed to say your name
or whatever. On one of the first days of
school in one of his classes, the teacher was like, oh, write
your name on this not sticky note, but name tag.
And so like they're handing out name tags and in the the kid
literally writes the rizzler bro actually said the rizzler.
Like this is the type of guy that we are.
This is the type of guy that we're dealing with right now.
So one day and this is the guy, we're going to call him Ben.
So one day Alex and Ben have a class together and the teachers
coming around to collect the homework because, you know, I
mean. I don't know.
Man, like one would expect that you would do the homework in a
class. So sure enough right, Alex
reaches in into his backpack, pulls out the homework, and so
does everyone else but Ben. The kid, right, does not have
anything out on his desk. So when the teacher walks around
he's like oh Ben, now where's your work bro?
Like what's up with that? Ben literally says sorry
teacher, I was not able to do such an archaic task a what you
call arithmetic. You just got to.
Understand that it that is significantly beneath me, I.
Have been working on my studies. As the rizzler and like everyone
in class turns. Around to look at them because.
I don't know about you but this doesn't really happen like it's
been a bro it's been a while since I've been in middle
school. It's been quite a few years but
even in middle school no one would do anything like this.
I don't know maybe this generation is just like way
beyond me. But bro, imagine being in class
and when your teacher asks you why did you not do the homework?
He says. I was studying my own stuff, my
own Rhizology. I was studying a much more
important field than mathematics.
I was studying Rhizology. So obviously the teacher's like
what he was like, yes, I was studying which, which first self
gets the ladies the best. And the teacher is just she's
like OK it sounds like English, it probably is written like
English, but the words that came out of this kids mouth are just
not comprehending with me. Bro literally said I was
studying which first self gets the ladies the best.
So yeah. At this point, Alex looks at his
friend and he's like, Oh my God, bro, what the Frick?
Like what? Huh.
What's what's going on? Yeah, So Alex's friends were
pretty confused. And so the teacher's like, OK,
I'm just going to mark your homework as not completed.
And the kids, like, the band is like, yeah, you should.
You should also complete that. My rhizology is completed,
though. And he's expecting everyone in
the class to be like, wow, sick burn.
But instead it was just pure silence.
This is like, guys, when I said prepare for the cringe, I meant
it. So yeah.
Anyways, after that class Alex and his.
Friends are sitting. At lunch.
And they're just like, dude, like, did you hear about Ben?
So Alex and some of his friends were in the class where Ben told
the teacher that he was too busy studying, which first self would
get him the most ladies. And he was deep in the study of
hisology, so he had no time to do mathematics or whatever she
made him do, right? So some of his friends were
there, but some of the friends that Alex sits with we're not
there. So Alex was literally in the
middle of telling the story about what happened in class
when Ben comes into the lunch room and starts beelining it
right to their table. And here's the thing Alex and
his friends doesn't They don't normally hang out with Ben,
right? They don't normally hang out
with this guy. So to see him approaching their
table rapidly, I don't know, kind of made them be like, wait
a minute. And one of the kids is like,
isn't that Ben? And sure enough, Ben rapidly
approaches their table and sits down.
And everyone's like, we don't know this kid, but okay.
But they're also nice. Gentlemen, if someone sits at
your table, you're gonna be nice.
You're gonna be respectful, guys and girls and everyone else
who's watching this video. I ask you to do the same.
Even if someone does stuff that's a little strange and a
little tone deaf, it's OK to acknowledge that what they're
doing is tone deaf. But be nice to them if they come
and sit with you, if they try and interact with you.
Never be a bad person. If you have to take one thing
away from this video, please take that away from the video.
But anyways, Alex and friends are like OK, so he sits down and
Ben's like, did you guys? Hear about my crazy?
Teacher. Oh, Alex, you're in the class
with me. Were you telling them about how
crazy our teacher is? She doesn't even understand how
important Rizzology is, bro. And Alex is like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, man. Yeah, that, that's what I was
saying I was. I was telling them about that
and. We were all in.
Agreement the teacher's way out of line and and Ben's like,
dude, totally. That's what I was saying.
So I was doing some research and apparently being a blue dragon
fox is the most attractive to women.
So I think I'm going to become a blue dragon fox.
Unfortunately, the first suit is $7000.
I'm going to, I might need to look at some more, I don't know,
cheaper strategies to become to get the ladies.
And they're all just like, bro, what, what are you saying right
now? They're all like looking at
them. So Ben's like, OK, OK, here's
the thing dude, you've got to hear me out.
I guarantee you that you can choose any lady here.
I will be able to woo her. So they're all like, OK, do you
like someone? Cuz I don't know, Alex and his
friends, maybe they're thinking to themselves, OK, this kid is a
bit of a lost cause, bro. He's a bit of a lost cause,
fair. But maybe we can help him.
Maybe we can steer him in the right direction.
You know what I mean? Maybe we can push him in the
right direction here. So they're like, OK dude, like
do you like any of the girls? And Ben is like, well, I do have
this thing for Caroline. She's quite nice.
So, Caroline. Was a girl in Alex and Ben's
class and she was nice, quiet, kept to herself, was focused on
her studies, a little bit nerdy. Which I mean.
That can be kind of nice. I don't know, some guys kind of
like that, bro. You're on your studies, you're
on your grind. You're disciplined.
That's a good quality. That's all I'm saying.
But anyways, right. So they're all like, yeah, dude,
like totally go for her. Maybe just talk to her.
Yeah, Ben and sorry, Alex and his friends were crazy enough.
Like Ben literally started laughing when they said just
talk to her. Yeah, because, dude, it's it's
this is a ridiculous statement to get women to like, you have a
nice normal conversation with them.
Oh, how good heavens, you're acting ridiculous today.
You actually. Need to do.
Hilarious charades to get their attention, actually.
Well, actually, yeah. So Ben tells them no.
No, no, no, no. You guys don't understand.
Women they want sure, they want like they want pizzazz, they
want spark. And Ben is like, I will let you
guys know if I have any updates on my quest for Caroline.
So Ben gets up and he leaves. They're all looking and like he
gets up and walk somewhere else, right?
So Alex and his friends are looking at each other and
they're just like, bro, literally what is going on right
now? And one of Alex's friends says,
like, look, that kid is a lost cause.
We got to help him, bro. Like we, we can't let him
actually spend $7000 in a blue fox dragon fur suit to impress
Caroline Because I know for a fact that's probably not the key
to her heart. Maybe it is.
But I wouldn't spend $7000 on a on a random guess, you know what
I mean? Like probably not the greatest
idea. So sure enough, they're they're
like, OK, if Ben comes back to us tomorrow, we'll talk to him
some more. We'll give him some genuine
advice. We'll tell him what he should do
and hopefully look, if he doesn't follow it, that's out of
our control, right? So the next day, Ben comes over
and he sits down. He's like, guys, I have the
secret formula. I basically had the Krabby Patty
secret formula to Caroline's heart.
So they're all like, OK, cool, what is it, bro?
Because they're thinking Ben went online and maybe he went on
a forum that said, I don't know, have a conversation with her,
speak to her like a normal person.
Present your tower would be cool, smell nice, present
yourself. Well, be, I don't know, be a lot
of normal things, right? It's not, it's not not hard, but
it's also pretty straightforward.
You just need to do it. All these little gimmicks and
charades and little things will not actually get you to the end
of the goal, right? But unfortunately, actually, I'm
going to let you guys guess. So I'm going to give you a
multiple choice question. So Ben's came the next day to
sit down at the table and talk to Alex and his friends.
What do you think? Ben has come because he says he
knows the secret to Caroline's heart.
He says he knows the secret sauce.
So either answer A in the comment, pause the video and
answer one of these two and don't cheat, right?
Answer A Ben says that he knows that he needs to talk to her, he
needs to have a human to human conversation and that he needs
to genuinely be a like present himself, be a good person, smell
good, talk to her and just try to have a connection with her.
And that's how he's going to get to her heart.
Or be the most based best answer ever, right?
What? Ben is actually.
Going to do is that he is going to tell her that he is Light
Yagami from Death Note the anime, and that he says that he
is going to write her name in his death Notebook if she
doesn't go out with him. Yeah, guys.
If you guessed a. Look, God bless your heart, bro.
You have, you have a good heart. You think the best of people,
but you're wrong. And if you guessed B, then maybe
you're a bit more cynical like me.
And unfortunately, you're correct.
Yeah. So sure enough, Ben sits down.
He's like, guys, boys. You got.
To hear me out on this, so basically I'm going to go up to.
Caroline and I'm going to explain to her that the.
Anime Death Note is actually real and that I am like Yagami
from Death Note and that she doesn't go out with me.
I will write her name in her Death Note, and she will.
Die in the next. 45 minutes, they're all like dude, no, no.
OK, so a little bit of context because I'm sure a handful of
you guys have not seen Death Note, very popular anime.
I'm not an anime person personally but that is 1 show
I've watched all the way through and thoroughly enjoy.
To give a little premise without spoiling anything, basically
this book falls from the sky and if you write someones name in
the book they will die by like whatever you say that they die
by. So it's like so and so is gonna
die at what time by what right? And Light Yagami is the main
character, protagonist and villain.
Kind of, I don't know, it depends on your perspective or
whatever. It's a very good show.
And Leigh Yagami has access to the book and he'll write names,
people's names in it and they will die.
So basically what this kid is saying is he's going to go up to
Caroline, tell her that this anime that she may or may not
know about in the 1st place is actually real.
And then tell her that he in fact is a fictional character
from an anime show. And that if she does not go out
out on a date with her, that he will write her name in a
fictional book and she will die. Guy.
Yeah. Because, look, threatening women
to go on dates with you is the best idea.
Satire. That's sarcasm.
Please guys, if you take take one thing away from my video,
never do anything if the words threaten to get what you want.
Come out of. Your mouth.
You're probably going in the wrong direction bro, and we're
just keeping it a bug 50 right now.
You're probably going in the wrong direction.
Maybe talk to her, maybe connect with her.
Don't pretend to be a man character in an anime and say
you're gonna literally Merck her if she doesn't go out with you,
bro. What?
So yeah, understandably, Alex and his friends had a pretty
similar reaction to my reaction and probably your reaction to
this information, because saying that you're in the Death Note
note, secret word of the day is note.
So comment that. Down below.
Like a notebook. Yeah, trying to make the secret
words a little bit more interesting.
And also, you should listen to this on Spotify if you're a
Spotify user. The official link is down below
in the pinned comment. And if you are a Spotify
listener, please rate the podcast 5 stars.
I would appreciate it anyways. So yeah, sure enough, Alex and
his friends are like, dude, whatever you do do literally
anything besides that. And every single one of Alexis
kid like Alex and his friends went a little hard.
They kind of ripped into the to Ben, right?
They kind of ripped into him a little bit.
Yeah. So they were going kind of hard,
which maybe made him a bit defensive, but they were
basically saying, dude, that is the worst idea ever.
One, you're not going to convince her that this anime
show that she may or may not know is real, is actual or may
or may not know about is actually real.
And if somehow you convince her that which you're not, you also
not have to convince her that you're the main character.
And finally, the whole point of you convince her, convincing her
that is so that you can threaten her into going out with you.
That is literally the worst idea I've ever heard.
So here's the thing, maybe Alex and his friends should have
chilled out a little bit, which I think I would have gone
ballistic too. I do not blame them.
However, Ben did not take it well.
He was like, you guys are. Haters.
You all want. To date Caroline and you don't
want me to win like blah, blah, blah, stuff like that.
You guys just are full of hate. You don't unders.
You want to bring me down. I know what's actually going on
here. You guys all think Caroline's
super hot and you want to go out with her.
And Alex is like, dude, I have a girlfriend and I'm trying to
actually help you out here. And Ben gets up and he's like,
you know what? You'll see?
Yeah, famous last words from Ben.
So basically this escalates pretty bad.
So strap. In if you're standing up.
Maybe sit down, I don't know man.
So what happens is then he goes up to Caroline, the girl he's
interested in. And here's the thing, this all
goes down when Alex is in class. So Alex is lucky enough, or not
lucky depending on your perspective, to witness all of
this happen. So Caroline sits in the back of
the class, even though it's normally like the idea that the
kids who try really hard sit in the front of the class.
I always like sitting in the back of the class, but I also do
sweat a little bit. So it's not always true, right?
So Caroline sits in the way back of the class and the Ben
normally sits in the middle, but he kind of bounces around, but
he sits right next to Caroline. And Alex overhears the
conversation, which I said prepare for the cringe, right?
So Ben is like, yo Caroline, do you know the show Death Note and
the Thing? Is Caroline actually?
Did know the show Death Note? So she's like, yeah, I actually
finished that this summer. I really liked it.
Here's the thing, bro. He had a chance, bro.
Ben had a chance right here. Because Ben went up to her and
said. Do you know the show Death Note?
She said yes, she said yes. Bro he literally could have been
like me too. This is my favorite character.
What's? Your.
Favorite character? What other do you like?
Do you like movies? What's your favorite movie?
Would you want to see this movie?
Do you want to see this movie with me?
Bam, I just gave you infinite Riz right there.
You're welcome. That is what Ben should have
done, but he didn't. He went on with his idiotic plan
in a.