Today we get a story of these emo kids who think that they're
super hard, super cool, super tough, and then they get
completely owned and it's it's hilarious.
You'll enjoy it. Subscribe if you like stories,
drop a like and let's call the subscriber who sent in today's
story. Let's call him Gavin.
So this whole story, this like 2 week long epic saga basically
all started one day when Gavin was in the hallways of his
school and he was just going to his locker because he needed to
go grab his backpack because it was time for the first class of
the day. So Gavin's walking to his locker
and to be fair, right, he does say that he's not really paying
attention. You know, he's kind of just
thinking about other things. And he bumps into this kid by
accident. And this kid is dressed in like
all black, has like super long black dyed hair, has like black
mascara, has some like band T-shirt that they definitely
don't know more than one song. And the one song is the most
played song. You know how it is.
It basically like he bumps into this random emo kid.
And by the way, if this is your Kyle, I don't really care.
Like, you're totally chill in my book.
As long as you don't do what these emo kids do in this video
or the story, then you're totally cool in my book.
But anyways, right, the emo kid who he bumped into is like, bro,
you got to be watching where you're going.
And Gavin's like, all right, my fault.
Like, yeah, I wasn't really paying attention.
That's on me. And the emo kid says that's not
enough of an apology. I need you to bow down.
And Gavin's like, dude, I'm not bowing down to you.
Are you crazy? And, you know, kids, like, did
you just call me crazy? Did you?
And Gavin's like, well, yeah, like, I'm so sorry for bumping
into you. Like, sure, this is kind of on
me, but I'm not going to bow down to you to try and get your
apology. And he's like, you don't know
what you just did. And he, like, does a Sonic Dash
away? Like, you know how like the
Sonic Dash where you, like, throw both your arms back and
like, zoom away. And, you know, Gavin honestly
didn't think anything of it. He was like, all right, like,
I've never seen this kid before, but I definitely, well, we'll
probably try not to talk to him ever again because he's pretty
weird. But yeah, Gavin didn't think
anything of it. But let me just say that quite a
bit happened after that point. So Fast forward a couple days
and Gavin and his friend or his friends after school, they went
to this kind of like local ice cream place where they would go
like maybe once or maybe once a week, maybe once every two
weeks. They sat down after school, got
some ice cream and just kind of like talked about the day,
talked about whatever that they were interested in.
I don't really know. But anyways, they were sitting
in a booth and you know, Gavin was actually he was actually
recounting the story of the random emo OK that he bumped
into because like, you know, he hadn't seen his friends in like
a week or two as these friends were not school friends.
They were outside of school friends, they went to other
places, but they were all close enough to congregate in the same
ice cream place. And so enough there is.
Or sure enough, they will go. That dude that's absolutely
crazy. And as Gavin was like finishing
up that story, he hears the doorbell open because there's
like a bell in the door. And in walks three emo kids.
However, they're not the emo kid that Gavin bumped into, so Gavin
doesn't think anything of it. He's like, oh, speak of the
devil. And like the other guys that
Gavin is with, Gavin's friends, they turn around and they're
like, dude is one of those emo guys, like, or one of those
guys, like the guy that you bumped into and Gavin's like,
no, no, no, that like, I just thought it was funny that a
bunch of like, you know, people who dress like the guy who who I
bumped into like walked in as I was telling the story.
But no, that's not the guy, or at least I'm pretty sure it's
not unless he like totally revamped his style and like
looks totally different because of makeup or something.
But he was pretty sure it wasn't.
But weirdly enough, right, the emo kids walk right by like the
front desk, right? Or the place where you the ice
cream and they weren't sitting at any of the open tables as it
was kind of like you'd seat yourself.
They were walking right towards Gavin and his friends.
O Gavins, like, all right, wait, hold U.
These kids seem to be walking towards us.
Do you guys know any of them? And Gavin's friends once again
turn around and look closer. And they they're just thinking
to themselves, no. So they tell Gavin like, no, we
don't know these guys. And Gavin's like, well, it looks
like we're about to know them. And sure enough, the three emo
kids walk up and they're like, are you like the guy who bumped
into one of our brothers yesterday?
And Gavin is just looking at them like, huh?
And Gavin was like, well, what are you talking about, dude?
And he's like, you know, yeah, no, this is definitely the one.
One of the emo kids turns to the other guy and says that.
And they're like, all right, bro, you were definitely the guy
who bumped into brother. I don't know, Snake Lord.
They do. There's some like really weird
names. I'm kind of like derpy name or
something. They're like, yeah, this this is
the guy who who bumped into brother Snake Lord a couple days
ago. And then they all turn to Gavin
and they're like, this is your final warning.
This is Emo Squad turf. And Gavin, you know, probably
should have done this. Well, I mean, it doesn't matter.
But he bursts out laughing. He was like, yo, it's who's
turf? Dude what?
And they're like, this is not a laughing matter.
This is the second offense against Emo squad.
He's like emo what? Lol at this point right Gavin?
He just can't stop laughing. He's like, so you're telling,
you're telling me. That the guy I.
Bumped you into his name is Lord Snake Lord.
What? Brother snake Lord and that you
guys are part of emo squad and they're like it's not a laughing
matter stop laughing stop it Nah real quick before I forget
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much and it was back to the story and Gavin's like you can't
be serious dude. And the emo kids are like this
is your last warning. Apologize to us on your knees.
Apologize to us while bowing down or you will suffer the
consequences. You will faith face the wrath of
Emo Squad and Gavin's like I'll face the wrath of what?
Emo squad lol. So anyways, right, the e-mail
kids are like fine, you've sealed your fate and the three
of them walk out. And at this point, right,
Gavin's friends also kind of join him and like laughing at
this. They weren't laughing at the
time because they were holding it in much better than Gavin
was, but Gavin really at this point just did not care.
Fast forward to the next day, though, goes to school, goes to
his locker as always, is just trying to pick up his backpack
and he sees that his locker has been opened and he's like, OK,
this is a little weird. And he opens up his locker and
he sees a piece of paper and he's like, all right, this piece
of paper definitely was not here before.
Looks like it's, you know, intentionally in here.
It was like folded up and it was like it would look like a note.
So he picks it up and he opens it up and they're like the the
letter is like written in red pen to be all spooky and
mysterious. And it says you have
disrespected emo squad for the last time.
You now you shall now suffer the consequences.
And it was signed emo nation and Gavin's like emo nation, but
nothing happens for the rest of the day.
So Gavin was like pretty convinced that, you know, this
was kind of a big bluff and that nothing actually would happen.
And but you know, anyways, right, you know, the next day
rolls around and Gavin is kind of completely forgotten about it
and it's recess and he's just chilling with his friends.
He's actually on the swings. I used to love the swings when
like I used to go out to recess back in the day, the swings, me
and the boys would always be on those.
It was fire. But anyways, though, right?
He was just kind of chilling on the swings and he sees the squad
of 6 emo kids, or at least they're dressed up like e-mail
kids. They walk up to him and Gavin's
singing to himself. Oh my God, it's the it's the
supreme Lord emo nation squad game forever.
Hashtag bro like it is. Oh no guys, they're coming and
they walk up to him and they're like so how's it feeling?
And Gavins like bro what? And they're like you're totally
scared right now I can see through you.
And Gavins like scared of what? The squad fam of emo nation?
They're like no, the brotherhood don't disrespect the brotherhood
and Gavins like whatever lol. And then when the emo kid says
so Are you ready for the attack the great emo versus nerd war?
And look Kevin just like wait, am I the nerd in the situation?
They're like yes nerd. And he's like, I bro, okay, I'm
ready for the great battle. Is it going to be greater than
World War 1-2 and three combined?
Is this going to be like D-Day but 1000 times bigger and more
epic and more explosions? And in the emo kids on
ironically, we're like, yes, are you scared?
Gavin's like no law and they're just like you should be.
And they all kind of run away and they all like Sonic Dash
away. Apparently, like the sign of the
emo kids was like Sonic dashing away, which like if you're
trying to be intimidating, I don't know if Sonic dashing away
is going to really like, I don't know.
I don't know man. You know, You know what?
I don't get it. Maybe I'm just a big old hater.
Who knows, dude. Anyways, though, skip forward to
Saturday. So two days later.
Nothing happens in the next two days.
But sure enough, right? You know, Gavin and his friends,
you know, they kind of congregate and they're going to
go hang out at the park for that day.
It was a really nice day out. I don't know, they're just
trying to chill outside. But The thing is, right as Gavin
was walking and they were kind of like collecting all the guys
or whatever, Gavin was noticing that, you know, there was this
emo kid who was walking on the other side of the sidewalk.
And he was like, OK, well, this is a little bit weird.
And he notices that the emo kid is like looking at them and like
looking away. His eyes are like darting back
and forth. And then he picks out a phone
and is like whispering into the phone.
And Gavin is like, hey, cuz he tells he told his friends about
what's been happening last couple days.
He's like, by the way, we might be having some unexpected fun at
the park or whatever is about to happen.
And he kind of like points to the emo kid and the emo kid is
like runs away quickly. And so Gavin, his friends,
they're walking to the park and they just notice like random
people dressed in all emo like randomly appear around them and
kind of like look at them talking to phones and Gavin's
like by the way, they said that they were going to have like an
epic battle or something. So I guess prepare yourselves.
So Gavin, his friends make it to the park and they're they're
just walking in when they see like from the trees, from the
bushes, 10 emo kids 10/11/12 They all charge out and they're
like, this is the final battle. This will go down in the history
books. And Gavin notices that they all
have nerf guns and he's just like, Oh my God, no shot.
And yes, So they all walk out with these nerf guns and they're
like, what are your final words? And Gavin turns his friends.
He's like, all right, so my fault.
I realized that they were weird and cringe, but this is like a
whole new level, so my bad. We're going to have a very weird
day today. And they're like, if those are
the last words you've chosen, then so be it.
And then they start shooting the nerf guns at him and like they
just kind of like bounce off of him.
But Gavin notices that all the nerf guns were all the Nerf
bullets were like colored black with like a black sharpie just
to be even more edgy and emo and like, Oh my God, society or
whatever, right. And Gavin's like, Oh no, these
foam like pellets are slightly annoying.
No, no, but like he's just like, guys can can you stop?
This is kind of annoying. And they're like, I know that
you would crumble. I know that you would fail, no
mercy. And they just come in.
They're still like shooting these like little foam black
bullets or whatever. And he's just like, guys,
please, this is getting annoying.
I'm just trying to chill at the park with my friends.
And they're like, you shouldn't have disrespected emo squad
then. And he's like emo squad.
They're like, no, stop living. And sure enough, right, they
just keep shooting their Nerf guns until they run out of
bullets. And then they're like, huh,
looks like we won this battle. And Gavin's just literally
standing there with a pile of like, poorly drawn Nerf bullets,
right? And he's like, what?
And they're like, yeah, you got so scared.
And Gavin's like, dude, what are you talking about?
They're like, we won this. And then they all like, get up,
like, they got all their Nerf guns together and they're
running away. And they're like.
And Gavin could hear them yell, yeah, we just won.
Let's report back to Emo Squad. Kevin's like I like OK OK man.
Like this is really getting annoying but I guess you won.
Let's hope this is the end of it.
But unfortunately it was not the end of it yet.
No, these, these kids are crazy, bro.
So things start to get really, really weird one day, like a
couple days later when Gavin's just chilling in his room, he's
on his phone and he's actually on Instagram.
He's just liking people's photos or whatever, just kind of like
chilling out. And he gets a follow request
from an account called Emo under score Nation.
Like in a bunch of letters or whatever.
I'm not going to give you the exact username as I wasn't even
given the exact username. And apparently the account's
deleted now or whatever. So like, unfortunately we can't
go look at the account ourselves and cringe and laugh or
whatever, but sure stuff, right? You know, the account DMS him
and they this is where things actually get kind of weird.
They DM him a video and Gavin looks at the video and the video
is of Gavin sitting on his phone liking photos on Instagram.
So Gavin immediately gets up. He goes out and he sees his
windows open. There's no his like his shades
are not drawn. He runs out like looks at his
window and you know, his yard is empty.
But sure enough, like maybe a couple minutes ago or a couple
20 minutes ago or whatever, maybe even like 30 seconds ago,
there was one the e-mail kids who was recording him from his
backyard looking into his window at this point, right, Gavin's
like, all right, that's weird. I'm starting to get weirded out.
I know these kids are just cringe and lame and all they're
going to do is like cast spells on me and like, say society
hates us, but still, I really don't like this invasion of
privacy. So Gavin's thing to himself, all
right, so I'm just going to screw over all these kids, like
for messing with me at this point.
And I know for a fact how I'm going to do it.
So Gavin basically has a plan where he wants to get them to
admit in writing who's doing this and just to like, admit it.
So then he can report it to the principals and get them to stop
doing anything. So Gavin like finds the account
again, sensitive messages like bro, like I'm waving the white
flag. I need to surrender.
You guys are too powerful. But first I must know who is it
in the emo squad. And of course it count as like
responds ha ha ha ha ha. I knew you would crumble.
I knew you would fall. Kind of goes on this, like, I
don't know, this big old Shakespearean big like.
Oh, you have failed. We have.
One emo squad will reign supreme.
Forever. And he's like, I like, yeah, I
totally lose guys, you're so right.
But can you tell me who did I lose to?
I must know the names. And then Gavin's like it is only
it is a soldiers are honored to tell me who it is.
He just made something up to make it sound like something
that they had to tell him the names to be honorable or
something. And the EMO Squad legitimately
says the the members of the EMO squad are and then legitimately
just gives a list of names. And Gavin's like, wait, bro,
you're serious? You're just going to like you're
just going to self report this hard to me.
I like cool, I'll take it, dude. So then Gavin goes on to say, so
it was you guys, the people you just listed who, you know,
recorded me in my house and attacked me at the park and
threatened me and all that kind of stuff.
And they're like, yes, it was us.
It is a soldiers honor to tell you who it was.
And at this point, Gavin's like, bro, I just made that up.
But like, thanks for believing it, dude.
Like it's just going to make my life so much easier.
And he's like, wow, you guys really have won.
And they're like, we have won the battle, but not the war.
We shall not stop until you understand the truth of how
you've disrespected the emo squad.
And Gavin at this point right now, he's screen.
He's like real. He's real.
Careful to screen record the whole conversation, get
screenshots somehow back it up because like you can unsend or
delete Instagram DMS, you can also delete accounts or
whatever. So after Gavin has gotten all
the proof, he responds lol Emo squad such a nerd name.
And then stops responding and they say, ah, what I thought you
surrendered. Well, we're going to attack even
harder now. You don't know what we're
capable of. But apparently Emo Squad was
also not, was not aware of what Gavin was capable of because the
next day Gavin goes to the principal and he's like, hey,
can I talk to you for a second? Principal's like, yeah, sure.
What's up? And Gavin tells the entire story
of what happened and she's like, what?
And he's like, oh, yeah, by the way, I have names of exactly who
is in Emo Squad. And the principal's like, and
Gavin's like, I know, but hold up, hold up.
And shows her the video tells her about everything and then
shows her the proof. And she's like, wow.
Like normally it's like we don't get evidence this like
convincing, like, good job. Like actually, like normally we
would have taken your stuff seriously if you just came
forward with the story. But the fact that you also got
them to admit with a list of names, that's that's pretty
good. And sure enough, right.
Every guy that was like, or everyone who was listed on the
e-mail squad account was following the account too.
So it's pretty, it was pretty clear they didn't just list
random people. And yeah, sure enough, right,
Gavin goes to class and he's sitting in class when he hears
on the loudspeaker the list of names in the EMO squad be and
then followed up by can the following names, like report to
the principal's office and then the list of names in the e-mail
squad. And Gavin's just sitting there.
Like, what a coincidence. That totally wasn't me.
And yeah, so sure enough, right, everyone in the Emo squad gets
like, they don't get suspended, but they get detention right
after school for the next two weeks.
And also they're now placed on kind of thin ice, AKA if they do
anything against Gavin at all, they will get actually
suspended. And if they do anything again,
they'll get like full on expelled.
So the emo squad never really like messes with Gavin again,
except this one time about a week later.
So they've been in like in school detention for about a
week. Gavin passes one of the emo kids
and the emo kid looks at him and hisses at him and then walks
away. And Gavin's just like, I mean,
what did I click on the video on screen right now?
I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it.
Do it. You know those kids that when
they're in an argument and they're starting to lose,
they'll like bring up, oh, my mom does or my dad is or like
something like that, or my, my dad works for my dad's a lawyer
man. Or just imagine those kids,
right? Imagine that kid, multiply them
by 100 and you have today's spoiled brat.
Enjoy the story. So the subscriber who sent in
the story. And by the way, you can send
stories too to my Instagram in the description be featured on
the channel. Love to see it.
Let's just call this kid Jake, right?
Anyways, Jake good kid. And in in Jake's class, right in
Jake's class, there was a kid who was a.
Kind of the. The worst kid ever.
I'm just kidding. I'm sure that there's someone
worse, but he was the spoiled brat kid that I gave a brief
description for in the beginning.
Let's call this guy Thomas, right, Thomas?
And then just there's another girl in the class and this girl,
her name's Emma. Emma's pretty crucial to the
story, but that'll become a little bit more apparent in just
a second. ANYWAYS, right?
So just a little back story before we go into what Thomas
did, his crazy mental breakdown explosion, calling the, you
know, my dad on literally everything and whatever, right?
You'll see in a second. But a little bit of a back
story, right? So Jake, the kid who sent in the
story, in this girl, Emma, they pretty obviously had feelings
for each other, like they were always like friends.
But it was. Very clear that like they were
not about to stay friends for long they were either going to
have a massive explosion and never talk to each other ever
again or they were going to like date Mary have six kids send two
kids off to college start a Roth IRA start mining Bitcoin as all
couples do you know it was going to be either or and it was
really looking like Jake was going to ask her out pretty soon
like everybody in the class knew this except Thomas because.
You know, Thomas didn't have a lot of friends, so.
We'll put it that way. But it was kind of, it was kind
of. To him being a jerkface.
I don't know how else to put it, man.
I don't know how else to put it. It just is what it is.
Anyways, right, so you know Jake, he's in class one day and
you know at this point he kind of has like plans to ask Emma
out at some point this week, right?
He knows he's going to do it. And The thing is like everybody
knows he's going to do it too. Even like Emma is like 98% sure
because people. Who talk to Jake, talk to her.
You know secrets that they don't last long.
Secrets are no fun unless you share them with me, not anyone
else, just me. But anyways, right, So he was
kind of thinking about this in the back of his head.
So he was kind of having a good time.
It was a fun week. Things were looking good.
But then you know this kid Thomas, right?
Thomas had a reputation for being that kid who was like
never, no one ever said no, right?
He had a lot of, you know, resources and completely abused
them, right. He would come in and he would
like if someone had like something new, he would get the
new thing plus one or like with more storage or just slightly
newer or slightly cooler. And while he wouldn't like
blatantly like I've talked about kids in the past that have
blatantly been like, haha, my phone is better than yours
because it has like it's slightly bigger or has like
another camera or something or it's newer.
Thomas would never be that blatant about it.
But it was very apparent that whenever someone got something
that Thomas the next day would get something that was just a
little bit better that it was 100% on purpose.
Like this kid was definitely knew what he's doing.
So one day when Jake was in class and remember, he's at this
point kind of planning to ask out Emma.
Emma knows, the whole class knows.
The teacher knows. Like I know what this bomb is.
Can I have no idea who these people are?
But anyways, right, They kind of know it.
And he's chilling in class one day and he overhears.
You know, Thomas. Thomas is going on one of his
little rants. Because while Thomas.
Wasn't always blatant about being a jerk.
He was he could be very arrogant at times, such as like a like
couple weeks ago. He was like, guys, I'm not even
going to study for this test, man.
I'm literally just, I'm just born different.
And he, Thomas claimed to get 100 on the test.
But you know, The thing is, one of the classmates did a little
bit of an investigation by themselves and figured out that
Thomas got a 42, which, you know, look, these things happen,
right? You try to avoid those.
Sometimes tests are hard, but you never go around saying that
you got 100. I mean, maybe you're like, oh,
dude, I got AC on that test and you actually like failed it.
I can, I'm fine with that. Like, whatever, dude, but don't
go around saying you got 100 when you got a 42 or something.
I don't know. ANYWAYS, right, So Thomas was
going on one of his little rants and, and Jake decided to
overhear what Thomas's rant was. And it was, it was, it was very
kind of like awkward yet pretty funny for Jake because Thomas
was talking about how Emma was in love with him.
And at first Jake was like, bro, what?
And Thomas was talking really loudly to this kid and he was
like, yeah, Emma, she's in love with me, man.
She just can't she, I see her all the time.
She's looking over at me. With these eyes, eyes of desire.
And like, that's a quote, by the way.
Like sometimes I like, I make up the lines for what these people
are saying because I didn't get like a 50 page script.
But that one was a quote, right? This was a quote, right?
Jake told, or you know, the subscriber who we're calling
Jake said that like this kid actually said like eyes, eyes of
like desire or something crazy like that.
So this point Jake is like, lol like what?
And yeah, you know, Thomas the kid and spoiled brat kid who you
will see have a epic meltdown in just a second.
Just give me a second, right? This kid then goes on to say
that he's she's going to ask out Emma and that there's a 100%
chance that she's going to say yes and at this point Jake is
like all right, trying to find the the betting house so I can
make a bet on this 100% bet because I I could probably get
pretty good. You know, pretty good reward for
that like probably some pretty good odds or the odds would be
terrible if it's really 100% and I will definitely make some
money on this bet it's. All I'm going to.
Say, but anyways, right, so Jake was sitting there he's like,
that's funny, ha ha. He didn't actually think Thomas
was going to go through with it because.
Thomas. In the past, I've made a lot of
like, very, very big claims. He's a, he's like, he, he's
that, he's that kid who always like, says things but never
really does them right. He never really ends up, like
following through with the stuff.
But, you know, anyways, they get out of class and they're walking
down the hallway and, you know, Jake, the subscriber, he sees
Emma and Emma's like, oh, hi, hi, Jake.
How's it going? And Jake is like, Emma, can we
talk for a second? Because Jake was thinking to
himself, he's like, you know what?
I think I should just ask her out now.
Like, I don't want her to like, feel like to say yes to this kid
just because she feels bad. And then it's weird.
And he said also like, why am I stringing her on?
Like why am I making this longer than it needs to be?
So what he did? Is he did it really private,
Nothing really crazy. And he just took her side.
And he's like, hey, you know, we've been having a really, you
know, really good time together. Like I've really enjoyed
spending time with you. And he's like, I feel like we're
not really friends right now. And I want to make it official.
And she was like all smiley and happy man.
You know I really have to make this part up because I don't
have a lot of experience when it comes to you know what I'm going
to go to that man one like equals one prayer for you know
my love life. But whatever dude you know Jake
says something really sweet like I don't know your feet are hot
lol XD He says something like really sweet and does something
a girl wants to hear like what I just said.
By the way guys feel free to use that banger on someone.
It will 100% work. I'm as confident that it's going
to work that I am as confident that this kids not going to have
a complete mental breakdown. And by mental breakdown I mean
Thomas having a complete rage. But anyways, right, but that's a
joke. Don't actually use that line.
I'm not I'm not liable if you get rejected or punched in the
face. Don't actually use that line,
guys. Anyways, right.
So you know Jake, you know, he asks out Emma and guess what?
Emma said yes, not a surprise, not a surprise at all.
But anyways, right, so you know, they're walking out and you
know, good news, you know, you know, Jake just asked out Emma.
She said yes, he's having a good time.
People are like, you know, Emma goes.
Up to her group of. Friends and starts telling them
like. You know, kind of.
Like, you know, it kind of fun, like high school drama, stuff
like that, Like, oh, yay, Congrats guys, whatever.
But here's the thing, right? Here's the thing.
Thomas is not aware of this fact.
I mean, first of all, she'd never say yes to Thomas because
he's kind of a jerk. But Thomas, Thomas, good guy.
Actually not, not not a good guy.
But you know Thomas, right? He's not aware of this.
Anyways, right, So you get out to the hall and Jake is
somewhere like Jake is kind of near like he's he's in the
hallway because it's like in between classes or whatever.
Or it's like during a whatever. I don't know exactly the
context, but for some reason a bunch of kids were just like
chilling somewhere. Maybe he's the hall, maybe he's
out of like recess. Maybe he's a common area.
Either way, imagine a place where all these kids are at and
Thomas is there and he sees Emma.
And he's like. Hey Emma, can I talk to you for
a second? And here's the thing, right?
Emma was totally aware. Like when Jake like called her
aside, she knew exactly what was happening because they've been
kind of like talking for a week like that, you know?
Like they, they had kind of been like that for a while either
way, right? So when Thomas calls Emma aside,
she had no idea what to. Expect she had never.
Talked to this kid before, Yeah. The whole like Thomas telling
people that she was, she was in. Love with him that now that.
Just wasn't that just wasn't true, man.
That just was not true anyways, right.
So Thomas, he calls Emma aside and but he calls her aside, not
really like Jake like actually brought her to like a different
place. Thomas did this in front of
actually everyone. He went up to her and he's like,
hey, and she's like, what's up? And he's like, and he's like,
you've been totally looking at me recently with these like
these eyes. And she's like, what are you
talking about? He's like, it doesn't matter, it
doesn't matter. Will you be?
My girlfriend and he just kind of like looks at her with like
these eyes like huh, will you, What do you say?
And she's like.
She OK, here's the thing. She would have said yes anyways,
but she was like oh, I'm so sorry.
And at this point, his face drops.
And she's like, oh, I'm so. Sorry, I'm actually, I'm
actually just got a relationship with someone.
And he's like who? Yeah and Emma's like, yeah, you
know, you know, Jake and he's like what?
And and she's like, yeah, I know Jake just asked me out and
where, you know, we we just got together like literally today,
like I I'm sorry, like I I just got a relationship.
Obviously she's using this as a cop out because she was going to
say no anyways. So this is like the nicest way
she can say no. But.
And and then the The thing is though, Thomas, Thomas doesn't
take this well. The way that Thomas perceived
this whole thing going down was that no.
No, no, no, no, she didn't say. No, because like he was
undateable or because she didn't want to.
She said No because she really wanted to.
She. Wanted.
Him. But she simply couldn't.
Because she was stuck in a relationship with Jake.
And this made Thomas so mad and you could see his face get so
red and he took his little hand and he like.
Balled it up in a fist and he was like, where is Thomas?
I'm really bad at this whole name thing.
Of course, Thomas didn't say. Where is Thomas?
Thomas said. Where is Jake?
And Jake like just happened to like walk in like just wherever
they were, hallway, room, whatever, just gathering place.
He just happened to like walk in as that was happening.
And he looks up and he sees like Emma, his girlfriend of like 25
minutes at this point, right. And then like Thomas, the kid
that like he knew that was like kind of like weird and kind of
like out of this like just lived in a different planet looking at
him with this like face of rage. And Jake was just like, oh boy.
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So where we left off was Thomas just got rejected.
By Emma and in Emma and. In Thomas's mind, it is Jake's
fault. Emma actually is still in love
with him, but. It's all because of Jake.
He can't have her because of Jake.
He like goes up to Jake and he's like bro.
And Jake's like what's up dude? He's like.
Bro do you want to fight? I love it when people are just
like. Do you want to fight?
Man, Like, no, no one wants to fight.
No one's going to box you. You're not KSI and Logan Paul.
No one's going to watch it. Just why?
Dude? Like whatever, right Tangent.
He's like, do you want to fight, bro?
And Jake's like, dude, what? And then Thomas is like, yo,
Emma rejected me because of you. And Jake's like, dude, she
rejected you because you're a jerk.
Jake had no filter, right? Like good kid, but like no
filter. He's like, you're always
annoying. You're always bragging about
stuff. You're always full of it.
Like even if she wasn't with me, like unlucky to you, but even if
she wasn't with me, she would have said no.
And at this point, Thomas, this goes berserk.
And he just like, he just looks at Jake and he's like, you know,
you know what my dad does. And at this point, Jake is like,
dude, I do not care. And Thomas is like, no.
He is a very. Good lawyer and he's going to
sue you, dude. And Jake is just looking at him,
just completely just flabbergasted, just like, did
this kid just say? That his dad is.
Actually going to sue me because my girlfriend denied his like
his love application. What the fuck?
What? Like at this point he.
Kind of thought it was a joke. But no, this he looked at this
kid, this Thomas. He could see it in this kids,
Thomas's eyes, right? This was no joke.
This kid was mad and he was like, yeah, my, my dad's going
to sue you, man. He's going to sue you.
You're going to have. Nothing left.
Your mom's going to have nothing left.
Your dad's. Going to have nothing left.
Your sister's going to have nothing left.
Your dog's going to have nothing left and said you're you're
going to collapse and die of a heart attack out of pain and
sadness and whatever, and then your grave is going to have
nothing left. He was just going off and off
and off. And Jake is like, OK.
And he that made Thomas so mad. He was like, this won't be the.
Last of it Jake and he just like.
Storms off and at this point the.
Whole. Class is just like.
What the fuck? What?
Just what? And Emma's just like, OK, And
Jake's like, you know what? Do you want to go on our first
date tonight? Do you want to get out of here?
It was like close to the end of school anyways.
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probably one of the most cringiest kids ever to ever
exist on planet Earth in the entire universe.
I don't want to spoil this too much, so I just want to hop
right into it to leave a like for nothing and let's just get
into it. So we're going to call the
subscriber who sent us today's story.
We're going to call him Liam. And anyways, right, so this all
happened one day when Liam was in class and Liam was sitting
kind of towards the back of his class with his friends.
Like, you know, he wasn't paying that close of attention.
All right, guys do well in school.
That's all I'm going to try and say.
But anyways, Liam was kind of dozing off, not really paying
attention when this kind of kid that like he didn't know that
well, but was kind of known as kind of a little weird, kind of
a little strange. But this kid, like, turns to
Liam and his friends and says, Hey, like, do you guys have
girlfriends? Very kind of a weird thing to
lead with, especially if you don't know the guy.
I wouldn't be going up to random people saying, hey, do you have
a girlfriend? Like, I don't know, man, that
sounds kind of weird. But anyways, right.
So this kid is just like, hey, do you have a girlfriend?
And Liam and his friends at the time did not.
I mean, hey, man, like, you can't always be winning.
Sometimes, you know, you're in the trenches.
It happens. But they're all like, no.
And they say no, kind of with a bit of attitude because, yeah, I
mean, that's a weird question to ask.
And this kid just looks at them and kind of scoffs.
He's like, sucks to be you guys. I couldn't imagine being single
like that. And, you know, Liam is like,
bro, what are you talking about? And this guy's like, yeah, I
probably had the hottest girlfriend ever.
And Liam's like, really like, what's her name?
And he's like Sandra. Yeah, she's super hot.
And like, at this point, Liam's like, I let's see a photo of her
then, like what she looked like and you know, you know, the kids
like she doesn't go to this school, but she's at my house
right now waiting for me at this point, right?
Liam's like, I I prefer didn't happen, bro.
Like, I need to see some proof. And Lehman, his friends were
basically saying, we don't believe you, man.
Like we think you're just capping right now.
We think that, like what you're saying is just, no, you're just
bragging with nothing to actually brag about.
And so this kid who we're just going to call the cringey kid,
right? The cringey kid was like, no,
no, I'll have you know that my girlfriend is real and she loves
me and she has at my house right now.
You know what? You know what?
And Liam is looking at him. He's like, yeah, what?
And this kids like you know what?
Come to my house after school and I'll have you meet.
I'll introduce her to you. And I will watch your face.
I will watch your expression slowly crumble as you realize.
That I am. Entangled with a woman of my
dreams in a like a beautiful relationship.
Remember they're in 6th grade. So bro, you're not going to
married but anyways he's like and I will win.
I will conquer you. It will be Victor.
As I said, this is a very weird kid.
Like, hey, man, if you're like saying I will conquer you, this
will be victory like to anyone, bro, check yourself.
That's all I'm saying. But anyways, right, Liam is like
thinking to himself, he's like, all right, I don't actually
think I have anything to do after school.
I'm just going to tell my mom that, you know, I have a thing
that I have to do after school and like that I'll be home an
hour later. And he turns to his friends.
He's like, hey, you guys busy. And they're like, I mean, yes,
but we're just going to do we're still going to come over.
We want to see this girlfriend, right?
Because they all believe that like, this was some elaborate
scheme and they wanted to figure out like, what actually was this
kid cooking up? What was his plan?
So Lehman's friends turned to the cringey kid.
And it's like, yeah, man, sure, we'll come to your house after
school. And the cringey kid is like,
excellent, you shall suffer the consequences.
And then goes back to like, reading his like, comic book
anime type thing. And they're just like, all
right. Anyway, so skip ahead a little
bit and Lehman and his boys are walking over to the cringey kids
house and the crazy kid is actually greeted at the door by
his mom saying. Oh, I'm so excited.
You brought friends back. Whatever, right?
And the crazy kids like, yeah, these are my guys.
And they're kind of looking at each other like, we're not his
boys. But they're, they're not going
to say anything. They're at least polite enough
to at least allow, you know, you know, his mom to continue to
believe the illusion that he's not kind of weird, right?
Anyways, so you know, the cringey kid leads him up and
he's like, this is my house. It's pretty cool and this is my
room and brace yourself. And he like turns around quickly
when he says brace yourself. So, you know, Liam and his
friends are a little startled by this because they're like, I
whoa, whoa, what's going on? He's like my girlfriend is she
just texted me. She is currently in there.
And you're going to be blown away, dude.
You're going to be blown away. And I just want to say that I
told you so. I just wanted to make sure I put
that out there. And Liam's like, I OK.
And honestly, at this point, Liam and his friends were
starting to believe that there actually was a girlfriend in
there. A spoiler.
I mean, I know spoilers you're going to hear soon enough, but
like, they were actually starting to believe it, man.
Because like, it was like this kid went through all this
effort. Like, if he's going to admit
like that he was lying, he probably would have admitted it
already. But anyways, right.
So eventually, you know, the cringey gig goes into his room
and they follow, and Liam looks around and Liam's kind of
confused. Dude.
Liam's a little bit confused because as he's looking around,
he doesn't see anyone else in the room.
He just sees a lot of posters for like, different TV shows and
stuff like that. And, you know, he sees a
computer, he sees a closet, he sees clothes all over the floor.
Like, he doesn't see a girl in here.
He doesn't see a human at all. Like the only people in this
room is the cringy kid, Liam and his two other friends.
And then all of a sudden, right, Liam is noticing that the cringy
kid is talking to someone in the room.
So Liam feels like, oh, my God, am I, like, am I hallucinating?
Like, what's going on? Like, why don't I see anyone?
And Liam looks in the direction that the cringy kid was talking.
And sure enough, right the cringey kid is talking in the
direction of his bed and what is on his bed?
A life's. Oh my God, dude, when I little
side when I read this story, I was like, dude, are you kidding
me? Are you kidding me?
Anyways, narrator mode back in back in story.
Liam turned his head to look at the the look at the direction
that the kid was talking and there was like a massive waifu
body pillow bro. Oh no.
And at that moment, Liam and his friends realized that this
girlfriend the kid have been talking about was sure enough,
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So Liam immediately says, bro, is that what you're talking
about? And the kid is like, Oh, yes,
I'm so rude. Liam, meet my Princess.
And Liam is like, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah.
Liam, his friends start laughing.
And this kid is not like he's not in on a joke or anything.
This is not some massive joke he's pulling on them that he's
like, oh, I hope you guys thought it was funny.
Dude was getting actually pressed.
Like dude was like, who are you laughing at?
You better not be laughing at my girlfriend.
And you know, Liam's like, bro, bro, that's a pillow.
And the kids like, she's real. What?
What?
She's real. What do you mean, man?
Get that. Get out of my house.
And Liam is like, laughing. And then he looks at the kid and
the kid is like, has like, these eyes.
You can tell in his eyes, this kid is mad.
This kid is pressed. This guy is not having it.
He's like, get out of mine. And Liam's like, I, I OK.
We saw your girlfriend. We saw her.
We'll go. Fair enough.
So Liam and his friends leave and how's you're walking out of
the house? The crunchy kids moms like bye.
This was kind of a short play date, but I'm so excited that my
kids finally having other people over that it doesn't matter.
Hope to see you guys soon. They're just like.
Haha, see you soon. Anyways, right.
The next day in school, they all go to like, their math class or
whatever. And they notice that or whatever
class they're in, it doesn't really matter what.
And they notice that the cringey kid is not in class.
And, you know, Liam turns to his friends.
He's like, yo, do you think he's like, too embarrassed to come to
class? Does he, like, realize that he
made kind of a clown out out of himself?
And his friends are like, dude, I have no idea.
And then all of a sudden, they hear on the loudspeaker Liam,
Ben and John the let's just say that those are the names of the
two other kids. Please come to the principal's
office immediately. So Liam, Ben and John, we'll go
with that, right? They all look at each other and
they just like, they immediately know.
They're like, Oh my God, no way. Because they realize that like,
there's a correlation between the cringy kid not being in
class, them clowning on him yesterday, and the fact that
they all just got called up to the principal's office.
It was not a coincidence. So they walk up there and sure
enough, the principal's in her room.
And who else is in that room? The cringy kid.
And the principal says, all right, all right, kids, sit
down. So your friend over here says
that you went to his house and berated his girlfriend, calling
her ugly, fat, overweight, disgusting, smelly and that she
needed to die. Is this true?
And Liam looks at her and says, no, that is not true.
And then Liam goes on to say, actually this kid said that he
had a girlfriend and he was bragging to us.
So we decided to go to his house to see his girlfriend, which he
invited us there. And when we got there, you know,
we realized that he does not have a girlfriend.
He just has a four foot tall waifu body pillow.
And we said that she wasn't real.
He got mad at us and here we are today.
And then, you know, the kid, the cringey kid, instead of sticking
to his original story that they that he one, actually had a
girlfriend and two, that they came to his house to insult his
girlfriend was like, see, that's even worse.
I made-up something because I thought you'd be so offended by
what actually happened. And they just admitted to it.
And the principal is kind of shocked, one, because of the
thing that Liam just told her. And two, that the kid, the
cringey kid, admitted to lying to her face and then expected
her to, like, punish them even harder because of the story they
told. And the principal looks up at
Liam and says, and his friends. And he's like, you guys can go
back to class now. I have something to deal with.
And as Liam and his friends are walking out of the principal's
office, they can faintly hear the cringey kid yelling.
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Anyways, back to the story. So we're going to call the first
subscriber who submitted the story Hank.
And anyways, this all happened when Hank was shopping at the
mall. So Hank used to always go to the
mall to shop with his friends. You know, it was just a fun
place to hang out. They didn't really have a lot of
other places that they could go in the town that they lived in.
So the mall was probably their best bet.
And sure enough, one these days, one of Hank's friends wanted to
shop at this place called Hot Topic.
If you don't know Hot Topics, a place where they have a lot of
T-shirts and other kind of apparel that is very, I don't
know, like fast fashiony brand centric.
Like it's very much like you'll have a lot of different brands
or kind of like you'll find a lot of band T-shirts, a lot of
kind of like, OK, so a lot of different stuffs at Hot Topic.
But one kind of theme of clothing that you'll see at Hot
Topic is emo style clothing, if that makes sense, Like really
black clothing, edgy clothing, stuff like that.
Just so you know, like I have nothing against it.
If you dress like that, I think it's a cool enough style.
I think you're fine if you even if you identify as like, oh, I'm
I'm emo in the way I dress or act or whatever, I don't really
care. Live your life, however, as long
as you don't act, as long as you don't act like the kids in these
videos, especially this one, you're chill with me.
But anyways, Hank just was like, OK, man, like you want to go to
a Hot Topic? That's fine.
Hank hadn't really been in that much, so he didn't really know
what to expect. So Hank was walking into the,
you know, the hot topic, and he was looking around and there's a
whole host of people. And Hank's friend was like, all
right, man, like, I'm going to go, like, I'm going to go to the
back of the room. I know what I want.
I'm going to go in their skateboard section.
You can kind of just wander around here.
I'll be out when I'm done. So Hank was totally fine with
this. And Hank kind of like was
wandering around and he walked over to one of the T-shirt
aisles or one of the T-shirt rack aisles.
And that's when he accidentally bumped into this kid.
And this kid turns around and just to paint the picture, this
kid has super long black hair. He's got like black mascara on,
black lipstick. He's got black painted nails.
He's got a spiky collar. He's got like a black band
T-shirt. He's got like long black jeans.
And then there's like big black stomper boots.
I don't know if you know what I know, like if you know what I
mean. But like those big kind of like
those big rubber black boots that are pretty popular right
now. And he turns around and he's
like, dude, what the heck, bro? And Hank's just like, my fault.
Like, I didn't mean to bump into you like that.
I was just looking around and wasn't paying attention.
And emo kids like, dude, you're like, like, shut up, bro.
Hank's kind of just looking at him, like, like, I don't really
know what you mean. Like I didn't do anything.
Like, are you good? And the emo kids like, bro, like
I don't need to. I don't need to hear that sass
from you, bro. Like, I really just don't need
to hear that. And Hank says once again, like,
dude, I, I don't know what you're saying.
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go the other way.
And Hank kind of turns around to de escalate because he doesn't
feel like, you know, escalating anything.
It's just not a good idea to get into fights like that.
And that's when the emo kids like, like, yeah, you would run.
You're dressed like one of those jocks anyways.
Which, like, Hank kind of turned around because he didn't know
what that even means. First of all, I mean, isn't jock
a positive thing? Like, I get that there's a bit
of a negative connotation of like you're a dumb jock or
something, but I would have thought that jock would have
meant like, you're an athlete, which isn't that a good thing?
Like, I'm kind of confused right now.
Is that not a good thing? And Hank, you know, kind of
turns back. He's like, dude, like what?
Why? Like, why are you like making a
problem with me? I don't have a problem with you.
I don't like you're kind of the one that's making this into
something because Hank really did believe like, I'm not, I'm
not the one doing anything. It's like 100% this guy who's
making it something, you know, and you know, the kids just
like, well, you know, like you're just looking like a dumb
jock. Oh, isn't that right, guys?
And he turns around and there's two other emo kids and they look
very similar to the main emo kid, but they kind of just, you
know, they're dressed slightly different.
But really, I mean, it's funny how like non, I saw this on
South Park, but it's funny how like non conformists all dress
the same. I'm just like, well, I mean, you
are conforming to something. But anyways, right.
So the other two kids, the other emo kids are kind of there along
too, laughing. And you know, you know, the Hank
is starting to like get upset by this because he doesn't really
care about like these random kids, what they think.
Except, you know, he's got three kids standing there pointing at
him, laughing in his face when Hank didn't deserve it.
Like Hank was, you know, Hank was thinking like, look, if I
deserve this, if I was being like an absolute, like, you
know, if I was being a jerk to them or for some reason I
actually did something, sure, maybe I deserve this.
But Hank's this thing to himself.
Like, dude, I don't deserve this.
I was literally just chilling here.
I actually bumped into this kid. Like, I'm sorry about that.
Like, my fault. Once again, my fault.
But that's when Hank turned the tables on the e-mail kid.
And The thing is right, the e-mail kid was wearing a band
T-shirt. And the thing about band
T-shirts is, you know, you don't, OK, you don't necessarily
need to know everything about some place that you Rep.
Like if you wear a T-shirt that's from Starbucks and
someone's like, OK, well, then name all the flavors of like
cappuccino you can get. It doesn't have to be like that.
But The thing is, a lot of people wear band T-shirts
because the band T-shirts look sick and they don't know any of
the songs from the band, which you know, I guess is fine.
But like at the end of the day, a lot of people will kind of
pretend to know it and not actually know it.
So, you know, Hank was like, well, screw it bro.
He's like all right, Buddy. And he looks at the main emo kid
and the main emo kid looks at him back and he's like, all
right, Buddy name ME3 songs from that band and he points to the
emo kids T-shirt. And I don't know, maybe it was
like Nirvana or something like one of those kind of like
T-shirts or whatever, which and the emo kid looks at him and he
has this kind of look of shock, this look of Oh my God, like you
caught me. Kind of the look of like man got
caught in a trap right here type of look.
And the emo kids kind of just like, how about you Name ME3
songs? From this band.
Bro and you turn and the emo kid turns to look back at his emo
kids friends as kind of like oh what's their reaction to that
sick burn? And they kind of just look at
him blankly. Plenty of the e-mail kid was
kind of expecting he would turn around, he'd look back to his
friends and he'd be like, yeah, wasn't that a crazy burn?
I totally got them. But his friends look back and
I'm kind of just like, dude, I don't know how to break it to
you, but you didn't get him. So the emo kid turns background.
He's like, I don't need to tell. Like, I don't need to do
anything. You say, bro, I'm not going to
conform to your standards. And then the T2 emo kids were
like, yeah, that's right on, bro.
You're so right. And they, like, DAP him up.
And Hank at this point is he's just so done.
He's just like, bro, because he realizes, like, Hank's like, you
know what? I'm not going to fight with
these kids. These kids are obviously a lost
cause. This is not worth my time.
So Hank gets up. He turns around and he's kind of
says like whatever man, like go live your life.
Hank turns around, starts to walk away and that's when he
feels a tug on his pants and he turns around and he sees the emo
kid failing to pull down his pants.
O basically the emo kid he couldn't like, you know, wanted
to like he couldn't let Hank just leave by himself, like he
couldn't let him just do that. He so when Hank turned around
and started to walk away, the emo kid like went to jump and
try and pull down his pants to like pants him to embarrass him
to like impress his emo kid friends and be like, Oh my God,
I totally owned him dude. So this point like Hank is like
dude, stop pulling down my pants bro.
And the emo kids like, sorry, I just slipped.
And he's like his emo kid friends laugh along as well.
At this point point, Hanny's getting really annoying.
He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm not into you like that.
He's like what? He's like, yeah, you're trying
to pull down my pants. So you're not you're telling me
you're not trying to get a peek. And the emo kids like, dude,
it's not like that. I was trying to pants you.
And then and Hank's like, yeah, you wanted to pants me so you
could see where my bare bottom. Did you really want to see my
bare bottom that bad? And at this point, the the other
two emo kids start laughing a little bit.
And the emo, the main emo kid turns around and he's like, stop
laughing, it's not funny. Turns back, he's like, dude, you
don't know what you just did. And the emo kid walks up to the
walks up to Hank with his chest puffed out.
He's like, bro, you literally don't know what you just did.
You don't know who you're messing with.
Okay, I don't know if he started to tear up or anything, but at
the exact same time the mall cop that happened to be like going
around the mall to make sure that nothing is happening looks
into the hot topic and sees basically this kid walk up to
this other kid with his chest puffed out.
So the mall cop outside kind of slows down walking and looks
inside and sure enough, right, you know, Hank is like, hey,
look, I'm not looking for any trouble.
The emo kids like, yeah, that's what I thought.
You're freaking scared, bro. Don't tell me otherwise.
You're freaking scared. And at this point, Hank's like,
dude, I'm not scared. It's not like that.
I just like, I just don't want any trouble.
Like you're not worth my time. And he's like, I am, you're
worth your time. I'm worth all of your time plus
some because I'm worth more than you, dude.
You don't know who you're messing with at this point,
right? The emo kids was really kind of
just showing his true colors and being like, I mean, kids
insecure. That's fair enough.
He's trying to act all tough in front of his friends.
So once again, Hank's like, you know, he turns around and he's
like, all right, man. He's like, dude, I'm just not
doing this. Once again, have a good life.
Hank turns around. And as Hank's turning around,
the emo kid is like in his head, he's like, I can't let this
slide. So the emo kid literally raises
up his hand and swings on Hank real quick.
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So Hank, remember, he turns around and Hank's like, dude,
I'm not going to deal with you like that.
It's not worth my time. So Hank turns around and the emo
kid who's like, I can't I can't let Hank like one up me.
Like I can't let this random kid like kind of like alpha me in
front of my e-mail kid friends or or whatever.
So Hank turns. So as Hank turns around, the emo
kid swings on him, takes his first.
The thing is though, the emo kid's not like a trained, I
don't know, fighter or boxer or something.
So obviously the emo kid doesn't make contact with Hank.
Instead of making contact with Hank, the emo kid nearly misses
Hank and his like right hook goes right through a rack of
clothes. The emo kid was also emo kid was
really putting his full force into this too because once once
the emo kid misses and whiffs on Hank, the emo kid flies forward
into the rack of clothes. So he basically like pushes
himself into a rack of clothes, fails to swing on him.
The mall cop however did see the emo kid try and swing on Hank so
he walks in there. Hank turns around and he sees
the emo kid on the floor in a pile of clothes and he's just so
confused on what happened. And then the Hank turns around
the other way to see a mall cop standing in front of him.
So Hanks really confused at this moment he's like okay one second
ago I turned away from the emo kid and a second later the emo
kid is sitting like face first in a pile of clothes and a mall
cop is standing above me. Like this literally makes no
sense. And sure enough, you know, the
mall cops like, hey, hold up everyone, I got to talk to you
guys. And the two emo kids, like from
the back, like they they get scared and they literally run
off. They disappear into the rest of
the stories. OK, you can't get back here.
But also the mall cop didn't really care that much because
the two people that he really wanted to talk to we're both
Hank and the emo kid who swung on him.
So the emo kid gets up. He's like kind of panting a
little bit. He's like, and the mall cops
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you swing on this kid.
I know you didn't make contact, but you did try and swing on
this kid is 100% like what's going on here?
The emo kids. Like dude, I was just defending
myself. And at this point, you know,
Hank's like that's not the case. Like this.
Like this kid and I were kind of talking back and forth.
He tried to pull down my pants. I made fun of him for doing
that. I turned around.
He tried to swing on me at this point, right?
You know, the mall cop kind of witnessed the last, the last 60%
of this altercation. So he knows for a fact that he
saw the emo kid try and pull down the pants and then have an
argument. So the e-mail kid says, well,
after I pulled down his pants, this kid tried to swing on me
and I just defended myself. And The thing is right, that was
a mistake for the e-mail kid because the mall cop have been
watching the whole thing. So the mall cop knew for a fact
that that wasn't the case of what happened, so he went.
So the mall cop goes on to say, like, dude, I know for a fact
that's not what happened. I saw you guys kind of like
bickering in the store and I wanted to make sure that we had
no like nonsense going on. Obviously some nonsense did go
on. And I, you know, I watched the
whole thing. I saw you pull down, try and
pull down this kids pants. He did not swing on you.
I don't know what he said to you that offended you or anything,
but it's very clearly that, you know, you're the aggressor here
and like, you know, I can't have that.
So he's like, hey, I'm gonna need you to come with me and the
emo kids. Like, all right, like, all
right, buddy, go ahead with him. And the emo kid is like looking
at Hank and kind of giving him this look of like, come on, bud.
Like go, go ahead. He's asking for you.
When in truth that, you know, the mall cop is not asking for
Hank. The mall cop is asking for the
emo kid. So the mall cops like, sorry,
man, you must be mistaken. I'm not asking for this guy over
here pointing the Hank. He's like, I'm asking for you.
Any points at the emo kid? And the emo kid is so absolutely
stunned by this revelation. He's like, at this point, the
emo kid is practically speechless.
The emo kid is standing there is just like, you must have some
kind of you must have some kind of mistake or something.
Like you can't be talking about me.
That's insane. Like there's there's no way.
Like what? What what do you mean?
Hanks is looking at the emo kid with this bit of a smirk.
And the the mall cop is kind of like, come on, bud, like.
We don't want to have any trouble here.
Make this nice and easy for all of us and just come along with
me. And you know, at this point the
emo kit is looking at Hank and kind of just giving him this
look of like, this isn't over, buddy.
This isn't over. And Hank is kind of just like,
wow, this like a lot just went down the last five minutes, you
know, because this was like no longer than like 10 minutes of
an altercation. And as soon as the mall cop
basically drags the e-mail kit away, his friend comes rushing
up to him and he's like, dude, dude, like, I just checked out
the thing I was getting. And in his hand he had this
like, skateboard thing or whatever.
He's like, dude, I just saw like a mall cop over here.
I saw some kid getting dragged out of the store.
Did you happen to see what happened?
And Hank just looks at his friend.
He's like, did I happen to see what happened?
He's like, buddy, I lived. What happened?
OK, so the we're going to call the subscriber for the next
story. Bobby, I got a little King the
Hill theme going on with these names because I got Bobby and
Hank. If you know, you know, and
you're cool. Anyway, so Bobby was like
hanging out at home one day and one of his friends hits him up
and, you know, Bobby, you know, doesn't see this friend this
often because they happen to be going to two different schools,
even though they live relatively in the same area.
They're both in high school and they're both seniors in high
school. So Bobby's friend, who we're
going to call Ben, actually happens to have a car at this
point. And, you know, Bobby's friend
Ben hits a Bobby one day and Bobby's just chilling at home.
And he gets a text from Ben saying, hey, do you want to
like, hang out today? And Bobby is feeling kind of
lazy. So he's like, maybe like, what?
What do you want to do? His friend's like, dude, I want
to go to the skate park. And Bobby's in his head, he's
like, I don't know if I want to go like this is I don't know.
I don't know, man. I really don't know and Bobby
should have stayed home that day based on what was about to go
down but he didn't cuz he wanted to see his friend Ben and he was
like wait what else am I gonna do today?
Watch Netflix? I know for a fact by the end of
the day, if I'm just sitting here watching Netflix, I'm not
gonna be a happy camper. So sure enough, Bobby text him
back. He's like, yeah, man, I don't
got a ride, but if you can pick me up 100%.
So sure enough, this friend, I don't know, an hour later pulls
up to Bobbye house and says, hey, man, get in.
And Bobby shows up to the window.
He's like, hey, what's up, Ben? Haven't seen you in forever.
Just so you know, I don't have a skateboard.
Just so you're. Aware and bens.
Like dude, I got 2 in the back don't worry about that, I got
you. So sure enough, Ben hops into
the car with Bobby and Bobby hops into the car with Ben.
They drive over to the skate park, which is like 15 minutes
away from where Bobby lives and they get out.
And you know, Bobby used to skate a little bit back in the
day with his friend. It's been a while, so he's not
going to do any tricks or anything like that, but he's
just getting along and the he's just getting on the board.
He's kind of riding around a bit, just getting a little bit
exercise. And mostly he's out there just
to hang out with Ben because he hasn't seen Ben in a second.
And they used to be really tight.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just chilling at the
skate park. They're having a good time.
They're kind of just living their life.
And that's when a group, a group, a very specific looking
group of of these e-mail kids, they pop out of nowhere
basically, and they just appear at the end of the skate park.
So this skate park is pretty big.
It's not like a massive 1. It's not like a where you'd have
a professional skater event or something, but it's a pretty big
skate park. Like the city definitely puts
them like a good amount of bread into making this.
So sure enough, you know, they're looking over and they
see this group of kids. And this group of kids has like
a ringleader that's like standing in front of the other
two and he's kind of dressed like the other.
They're all dressed like kind of like the other emo kids in the
last story time. So I'm not gonna go ahead and
describe them. They're dressed a little bit
differently, but it's all kind of the same, if you know what I
mean. So the sure enough, you know,
the kids are just standing at the end of the park.
And it's really awkward because like Bobby goes over to Ben.
He's like, dude, like see those kids?
And Ben's like, yeah, just been staring at them.
And Ben's like, dude, they just been looking at us for like the
last thing checks his watch. He's like.
Dude, they just. Been looking at us for like the
last like 2 minutes, bro. That's really freaking weird.
And you know, Bobby's like, yeah man, like this is kind of weird.
I don't totally know, like what's the deal with all this?
Like, do you know what's up with them?
And Ben's like, dude, I don't go to the skate park.
Like this is your skate park. And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't
really skate anymore. So I don't know, maybe this is
like a place they normally go to.
Either way, this is kind of weird.
Let's just stay on this side and hopefully they'll stay on their
side and if they come over, you know, hopefully they're cool.
Spoiler, they're not cool. Yeah, they're they're the
farthest thing from cool. But anyways, you know, Bobby and
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore these kids as these kids
literally they The thing is, these kids, they're not, they
don't even have skates with they don't even have like a
skateboard with them. And you don't need to have a
skateboard to hang out at a skate park.
You know, a park is a park and it's a cool place to just hang
out some friends. That's 100% true.
However, I will say it is a little weird to like show up in
a group of kids or a group of like a bunch of people stand
there and watch other people without saying anything to each
other, without doing anything like that.
I will say that itself is pretty weird.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just kind of
standing there like, dude, this is really freaking weird.
What's going on? And that's when they look over
and sure enough, they see the emo kids start to walk closer to
them. Like the emo kids were just
standing there for a good solid, I'd say 10 minutes.
And that's when the emo kids start to walk over to Bobby and
Ben. And at this point, you know, Ben
turns over. He's like, dude, what is up with
your neighborhood, bro? Like, why do you always get the
weirdos? And Bobby's like, dude, it's not
my fault I don't go here this often.
I don't know. And that's when the group of emo
kids shows up. And there's like, very clearly,
like, this is going to sound weird, but like an A1, Like, OK,
I'm not trying to use like, weird, like alpha male terms or
whatever. Oh, Connor, which one's the
segment male. Shut up.
If you say that in the comments section, ironically, dude,
actually shut up. But anyways, sure enough, the
kind of like the alpha, the pack, whatever that even means
in emo pack words is like, hey, you 2, I need a word with you.
And Bobby and Ben kind of just look at each other just like, Oh
my God, what's going on here? This is kind of strange.
You know, Bobby Ben kind of like whispers over to Bobby, like,
dude, we are never going back to your park ever again.
Bobby kind of just gives him this look of like, dude, I can't
control this. So sure enough, the emo kid,
let's just call him the alpha emo kid.
Now, I can't say that for much longer.
The the main emo kid, king of the pack or whatever walks up to
them. He's like, bro, do you not
unders, do you not know? And Bobby and Ben kind of look
at each other and you know, Bobby speaks up and says no, no,
like knows what? Like, know what an emo kid
laughs? He's like, you don't know?
Then this is our turf, dude. And Bobby and Ben kind of look
at each other. And Ben speaks up like turf emo
kids. Like, yeah, man, you don't
understand. This is our turf.
And Bobby just means, like, what was that even mean?
And they're like you, dude, you don't want to mess with us.
And one of them like legitimately, legitimately pulls
out like a wand, not, not like a knife or something, not like
actually trying to be intimidating.
Like this isn't like, oh, they think they're like actually in a
gang or something. This is their turf.
They pull out a wand like a freaking Harry Potter magic
wand. And you know, the main emo kids
like bro, my boy over here knows magic.
You don't want to mess with him, dude.
And so Bobby and Ben kind of look at these kids.
And Ben speaks up. Ben's a little bit more brash.
Ben's a little bit more, I don't know, confident is maybe the
wrong word, but I'm gonna use that word then, Bob,
confrontational. That's right.
Ben's a bit more confrontational than Bobby is, so Bobby would've
been fine literally just going somewhere else.
It's not like there's not a lot of other, I mean, there's not a
lot of other places they could go, but it's not like Bobby's a
big skater in the 1st place. He just wanted to hang out with
Ben. And Ben literally goes up.
He's like, dude, what are you going to do with that little
magic wand? You're going to wave it around
and put a spell on me? It's this freaking Harry Potter,
dude. We don't care.
You guys don't have turf. That's ridiculous.
Like, look, we're not taking up the whole park.
This park's massive. You guys chill over there.
We'll do our thing over here. We like, there won't be any
trouble. The emo kids like do there's
going to be trouble if you guys don't leave or at least pay
respects. And you know, Ben, at this
point's like the freaking mean pay respects.
Like what is that? Like, what do you even mean by
that? And at this point, Bobby
starting to realize that Ben is kind of finding this amusing
more than concerning. Bobby's more concerned by this
just because they outnumber them like 4 to 2.
And these emo kids definitely like aren't hitting the gym
every day. But the same time like 4 to 2,
it doesn't matter like how big you are, like you're not taking
them one-on-one. So like Bobby didn't want
anything like that. Even if it's that emo kids
smoke, he didn't want it in the first place.
So sure enough, Bobby kind of looks at Ben and kind of gives
them a look of like, hey, like, come on now.
And and Ben is like, no, I'm going with this.
And Ben's like, all right, man, you know what?
Put a spell on us, bro? Like if you honestly like, you
know what? We're going to take the
punishment, put a spell on us. And the main emo kid looks at
them is like, dude, you don't want our smoke like that.
You don't want us to like drop a spell on you like that, bro.
You don't know our power. You don't totally get it.
And Bobby is just looking at them and Bobby kind of
completely freaked out at this point.
Not that they're going to actually put a spell on him and,
I don't know, curse him or something.
Bobby is just so freaked out by everything going on.
They just doesn't want anything to do with it.
So Bobby is like, I don't know, man, how about we just like we
stay here and you go over there and the emo kids like I'm not
talking to you, little boy, which like Bobby was like so
taken aback by this that the and Ben was like, you don't call my
friend that. Come on, If you're such a big
guy, little boy. And at this point, Ben says
little boy back to them. If you're not such a big guy,
little boy, put a spell on us. He points the guy in the back
and there's like a little emo kid in the back with like a
little magic wand or something. Main e-mail kid says.
You know what gentlemen? Gentlemen, I don't want you guys
to be seriously hurt. So I'm going to give you one
more chance to to leave the premises or my friend will put a
spell on you and one you will be cursed so badly that you will
not make it out of this park alive.
We have magical powers that you simply don't understand.
And Ben is looking at them and and Bobby is looking at them and
the emo kids are looking back. At this point, it's a class that
it's it's one of those classic Texas stand offs, like who's
going to shoot first? But instead of shooting, it's
either staying there or shooting your magic spells through your
wand or whatever. And you know, Ben was like, all
right, no, we're staying here. Put a spell on us, do it.
And the emo kid is like, fine, you've sealed your fate.
And all of them walk away. And at this point, you know,
Bobby and Ben look at each other.
And Bobby's like, dude, those kids are weird.
Like, I've no idea what's going on.
Ben is like, really? Is your neighborhood spawning
out the most MPCS in the world? Dude, like, this is crazy.
And that, you know, Bobby and Ben, we're probably going to go
back and forth a little bit about how weird these kids were,
but they were unfortunately interrupted by chanting.
So they look over and they see the e-mail kids like holding
hands chanting like kind of like going in a circle, like kind of
like moving in a circle holding hands, chanting like demonic
tongues. At this point, Bobby's like,
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. And Ben's like, dude, this is a
comedy routine. Please, like chill out.
And this point they do like the chanting gets louder and louder
and it's kind of weird. Like it's really strange.
It's like, they definitely been rehearsing this.
And Bobby is going to. Bobby admits to me that for a
split second he was thinking like, dude, well, these kids
actually have magic powers. Spoiler, they don't.
They're just weird, right? And by the end of the chant, you
know, one of the kids comes over the main one, grabs the wand,
starts swinging it around and starts walking over to them.
He's like like one last chance, boys, I'm giving you one last
chance to literally survive. This is I'm giving you one more
chance unless you want to, like if you want to leave here and
see your parents again. And Bobby was just in his head.
Like dude, this kids are legitly weird.
And Ben says, bring it on, dude, I wanna see the worst you have.
And Bobby was like, he admits he was a little bit concerned just
because, I don't know, just, like, the confidence these emo
kids had was kind of startling. And the main emo kids, like,
Fine, takes up his wand. He starts saying a bunch of
random gibberish and waving his wand in a circular motion,
pointing it at Bobby, Right. Or at Ben, not Bobby.
And Ben, you know, kind of looks at Bobby and gives him a wink.
And Bobby knows that. But you know, Ben's about to be
up to some mischief. And the kid is like, or does
like, what is very clearly like the final motion.
And Ben literally like opens his eyes super wide, clutches his
heart and drops to the ground and doesn't move.
Bobby is like a little bit freaked out, but he also
remembers that Ben just like gave him a big wink.
And you hear all the emo kids, like some of them are in the
back. Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it
actually worked. The spell actually worked.
And the main emo kid has his look on his face like the most
scared look you've ever seen. The main emo kid was terrified
because for like a couple like for a good 30 seconds, the main
emo kid actually thought that he just killed this kid from his
like magic spell or whatever. So sure enough, you know, the
emo kid, like drops his wand, rushes up to Ben and is like,
no, no, the spell, it was too powerful.
I should have held back. And Bobby's is looking at them
and the e-mail kids, the other ones are standing like talking
to each other. And they're like frantically
talking to each other. They are really concerned about
this. They're like, dude, do we call
the cops? Do we bury the body?
Like, what do we do? Like, what if our parents find
out all this kind of nonsense, right?
And that's when you hear giggling.
It started as giggling, but then it just evolved into laughter.
And that's when Ben flips over and is this, you can see that
he's just been laughing. He couldn't hold it in any
longer. And he gets up.
He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God, he fell for it.
This is the funniest thing ever. He's like, guys, you're not
Wizards. You're just weird.
Go to look, go to that side of the park.
We're going to be here, and there's nothing you can do about
it. And that's when I think the emo
kids kind of realize that, you know, they weren't going to
scare them out of there, and they definitely were not going
to fight them out of there either.
So sure enough, the emo kids are.
They don't even say anything. These kids are they're kind of,
I guess they're kind of done with trying to scare like Bobby
and Ben out of there. So they pick up their stuff,
they get up and they leave. And Bobby and Ben, you know,
they go back to doing their whatever they were doing before.
But it really was just never the same after that.
Because like for the rest of the day, Bobby, like Ben would just
continuously make emo kid jokes and Bobby would laugh and make
them back. So in fact, the rest of the day
was better than ever before. And this happened a long time
ago. Like this happened like four or
five years ago and Bobby and Ben actually can't reunited a couple
about a year ago. And literally the only thing
they did during their when they reunited was retold this story
and made jokes about it the entire time.
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I was going to everyone. Today we have a story of one of
the cringiest emo kids of all time.
So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.
We're calling today's subscriber who submitted the story, Brent.
So this all happened when Brent was at soccer camp.
And so Brent went to the soccer camp every single year.
And it just happened that this year he encountered the emo kid
at soccer camp. So anyways, this was just
another summer of Brent going to soccer camp.
His mom dropped him off and once again he was pretty excited to
go. Unfortunately, some of the
friends he made from the year before, they didn't show up this
time. So we kind of like was kind of
very proactive about finding people, you know, meeting new
people and trying to make some new friends.
So anyways, in the very beginning of soccer camp, they
had kind of a get to know other people type deal.
And all of a sudden, right Brent sees this girl and she was that
kind of like the girls soccer camp.
So it was kind of split up like boys soccer camp and girls
soccer camp. However, it was all under the
same umbrella of like the soccer camp program.
So they would eat lunch together, do non soccer
activities, but like the morning soccer practices were kind of
split up by gender like that. And so anyways, right, right
away Brent saw this girl Emily, and he immediately kind of fell
in love with her. Not actually, but was like, OMG,
lol she's cute. I'm going to have to, I'm going
to try and hit non skin. He's like, I don't know, he's
like he's gone to soccer camp. He's not trying to hit bro,
that's crazy. But anyways, right, so she's
going to be an important character later on, but for the
meantime, we don't need to think about her because someone much
more important comes into the picture.
So while Brent is thinking about like, Oh my God, look at that
girl over there. I got to start talking to her.
That's crazy. He accidentally bumps into this
guy and he look turns around. This guy is like, I don't know,
a little bit bigger than him, a little bit heavier than him,
just like kind of a bigger guy. And he's, he's got this like
long black hair that's swished over.
He's like, he's wearing like the standard soccer cleats.
But otherwise it's like this black band, heavy metal T-shirt.
He's got like black painted nails.
He's got like a spiky wristband on or whatever.
He turns around, he's like, yo, what did you, what did you bump
into me bro? And Brent's like, oh, my fault.
Like didn't mean to do that. He's like, you think that I'm,
you don't think that I'm an alpha.
Is that what you think? Brent's like what he's like I'm
an alpha male. Just in case you weren't aware,
which I, I know these subconsciously were because, you
know, all betas instantly know when there's an alpha present
and Andrews or Brent's, sorry, Andrew was the guy from like 7
stories ago. Brent was like, what?
He's like, bro, do you not know what beta males and alpha males
are? Well, basically, beta males are
like, you and lame. And alpha males are strong,
powerful and dominant in the pack.
And with that, like, the emo kids does a big, like, swipe of
his big, long black hair. So like, his bangs would no
longer cover his eyes. It immediately fell back in
front of his face. He's like, yeah, just so you
know, kid, get out of my way. And the emo kid, like, shuffles
away. And this was Brent's first
interaction with the emo kid. So he's like, OK, that's cool,
man. Like, OK, see you around, buddy.
Bye, bye. So anyways, let's let's Fast
forward a little bit. After soccer practice in the
morning, Brent was actually one of the better kids there.
He was pretty good at soccer. They had lunch and then the
afternoon they had activities such as like this, like, I don't
know, like tag capture of like all kind of like random camp
activities. And today was capture the flag.
And Brent happened to be on the same team as Emily.
So immediately he goes over there, he's like, hey, how's it
going? Like my name is Brent.
Emily's like, hey, like my name's Emily.
Nice to meet you. And Brent and Emily immediately
hit it off. They're having a good time.
They're talking with each other. They're enjoying each other's
company. You simply love to see it.
And like, from very far away, Brent catches the catches the
eye of the emo kid who's on the other team.
And is this staring him down? For some reason?
Brent doesn't really think much of it.
And then, like, you know, he goes back to talking to Emily.
So they're playing capture to flag right now.
And Brent, you know, runs over to the other side, gets the flag
right, and it starts running back to his side.
If you don't know capture flag, there's like this little penny
on both sides or like a little piece of cloth or something.
And while you're on the opponent's side, if they tag
you, you're in, you're in jail. But what you're trying to do is
you're trying to run over there, grab their flag and run back to
your side without being tagged. However, there was a stipulation
that it had to be A tag. This isn't tackling.
You can't push someone. You can't, like, punch them or
anything. You have to tag them if they're
on your side. So you know Sam.
Brent is running over there. Sorry, I have a list of names in
front of me and from other stories.
Brent is running over there. He grabs the enemy team's flag
and is running back to his side. And he's really close when he
just like immediately slams into the ground.
And that's when he realizes that there's a big guy on top of him.
And that's when he realizes that the emo kid tackled him.
So the emo kids like, nice try buddy.
Next time try not to fight to the alpha males.
And then it came counselor comes over and says, hey, hey, we said
no tackling you. You're on the sidelines points
to the emo kid. You know he's disqualified or
whatever has this did on the sidelines.
So alpha man. But anyways, right.
So the pennies returned, but also Brent isn't in like jail.
He goes back to the other side and the emo kid has to sit out
for the rest of capture the flag and Brent continues to talk to
Emily in the entire time. The emo kid is just like looking
over and he's like all angrily staring at Brent.
So Brent is now his official enemy.
Brent kind of just assumed that they were enemies because of
when he bumped into him and also when he got him disqualified,
which did Brent really get him disqualified or was it because
he's an idiot and jumped on him that's why he got disqualified?
Who knows, ma'am? But there was another reason why
the emo kid hated Brent. There was another reason that
Brent did not realize at the moment, but was very, very, very
potent. And it's going to be very, very
important for later on in the story.
I'm going to, I'm going to give you guys a hint.
It starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Did you guys get it starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Emily, I'm just going to tell you, yeah, it is Emily the girl.
So emo kid likes her. ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk
for the rest of that capture the flag game.
The entire time the emo kid is staring Brent down.
Brent just simply assumes, well, this kid hates me for that
reason only. But let me just say that the
next week of soccer camp was the craziest week that Brent has
ever had. So anyways, right, his mom picks
him up. He goes back home.
His mom's like, hey, how was the first day?
And Brent says, oh, I met this really weird kid who tackled me.
And she's like, oh, my God, are you OK?
He's like, yeah, actually, I barely need scrapes on me even.
But he seems to not like me. So I'll keep you updated on
that. So Brent is dropped off the next
day, and he walks over there. And that's when the emo kid, you
know, is just staring him down. And you know, Brent is kind of
walking over because there's a little bit of like a 5/10/15
minute period where the kids are just standing around talking
with each other, waiting for them all to be dropped off.
And then the kind of the soccer camp officials or camp
counselors would then split them up into groups, do soccer
drills, play games, whatever, standard kind of affair.
And he's just kind of waiting around.
And that's when the emo kid comes up to him and says, so
you're challenging my authority as the alpha man.
And Brent is kind of just like what he's like.
I'll say it again, just in case your little beta ears couldn't
hear me. So you're challenging my
authority that I that I'm the alpha male of the pack.
If we were wolves, which we kind of are.
And Brent was like, what if we were wolves?
This we kind of are. As I said, I would be the alpha
male alpha wolf and you would be the beta wolf and I would be
banging your wife while you watch little Cook beta wolf
wolf. And Brent is looking at this kid
and this kid is like like, no offense, but this kid is like
the opposite of what a stereotypical alpha male would
look like, right? One of those red pit alpha
males. It just looks the complete
opposite of that. But anyways, Brett's not going
to get into like a, you know, a he's not going to like he's not
going to rebuttal this kid because like, what is there to
rebuttal everything, man? Like this kid has no argument.
But anyways, Brent's like, OK, and the emo kids like, well, you
say OK, but remember yesterday when you got me kicked out of
the game, which you obviously tipped off the ref and Brent's
like, bro, you tackled me. It's very clearly stated in the
rule books that you're not allowed to tackle anyone.
How is this on me? He's like, dude, it was so
clearly on you because the ref understood that I was the alpha
male and I was simply asserting my dominance, bro.
And, you know, Brent's just like, dude, the, the, the freak.
Are you talking about, dude? Like I, I, I paid him off with
what, the $5 allowance I get a week with what?
My, my, you smelly, stinky socks.
What, what do I have? And he's like, I don't know,
man. I don't know.
Maybe he took his daughter in a day because his daughter's so
ugly she'd never get a date. And Brent's like, was, was that
a diss? Like, does he even have a
daughter? He's like 20, bro, what?
And then e-mail the kids. Like ANYWAYS, I just wanted to
let you know that I'm the F man, you're the beta man.
I will do you. What if when you have one and
scene and the emo kid walks away and Brand at this point is like
what, why, why, why, why, why is this my life?
Anyway, so skip forward to the the soccer practice.
They're put into groups and the emo kid was in Group B earlier.
So they basically split them up into Group A and Group B.
So the Group A is the better players and Group B is the crap.
I'm just kidding. The players who are newer to
soccer and the emo kid apparently was on the like was
on the cusp of Group A. It was on.
It was at the very top of Group B.
And because his performance was good enough, he was actually
moved up to Group A. So now Brent, instead of having
a morning to himself to focus on soccer, now had to deal with the
emo kid being, you know, thrown into the mix here.
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some drills with a soccer ball and
they're kind of like kicking them around cones.
You have to kind of keep control of the ball while you're
running. And the emo kid, like they
started, they said, OK, line up in the three groups and the emo
kid immediately ran behind Brent.
And Brent kind of looks behind him.
He's like, what? An emo kid said nothing, Brent,
just letting you know that I'm the FA myth here.
And Brent's like, OK, fine, let's just do the drill.
So the ref blows the whistle. Brent starts kicking the ball
and moving with it. And the emo kid immediately runs
up behind him and trips him. He's like, oh, sorry.
And the ref's like, hey. And the emo kids like it was an
accident, I swear. And the ref's like, all right,
be careful. And Brent is starting to get
really angry because like, you know, if you got an injury in
soccer, like especially if you get like a foot injury, he could
be out for the entire week. I mean, this is like one of his
favorite camps that he has every single summer.
He loves going to it as one of his favorite things to do.
And this emo kid for the second time in the last 24 hours has,
you know, caught like has gotten really close to causing him a
pretty big injury. Like, I mean, he could have
like, he jumped on him yesterday.
He ran behind him knocking him over.
What if he twisted an ankle? What if he like, I don't know,
fractured something in his leg? Like, it's not that hard,
especially when you got a big old kid jumping on top of you
every 5 minutes. It's difficult.
It's not that difficult, man. So anyways, Brent, for the next
activity, waits to get into line before the emo kid does because
he doesn't want to be in the same line as the emo kid.
But it turns out that like, everyone else lines up and it's
literally just Brent and the emo kid waiting for each other to
move because the Brent wants to go where the emo kid doesn't go
and the emo kid wants to go where Brent goes.
And the refs are, or they're not the refs, but the soccer coaches
are like, come on, come on. Kind of like guys get into the
line and Brent's like, OK, And he sprints to the end of the
line. And then the emo kid sprints to
the back of that line and the coach is like emo kid says his
actual name. Can you go to another line like
that? Lines too long?
The emo kids like OK, moves over one line and when the coach
turns his head, the emo kid literally runs back into the
line with Brent again. So when the coach turns around,
he's like, but emo kit, I said, could you go to that line And
he's like fine, emo kid manually goes to that line, actually does
that. So for the rest of soccer
practice, the emo kid tried to like bump into Brent, tried to
make his life difficult. Basically was just being a big
butt the entire time. But thankfully, right, I know
that nothing really happened. He didn't bump into Brent
successfully again. In fact, the emo kid most of the
time when he tried to bump into Brent, Brent would do some like
very slick soccer move, kind of like break his ankles.
Not literally, but you know what I and the emo kid would like
fall flat on his face because he kind of like tried to run into
Brent and then Brent sidestepped him and completely swerved out
of his way. Anyways, though, things start to
get a little bit more interesting because throughout
the next day, Brendan, Emily are talking it up.
It's very it's very like it's kind of like the known thing for
the camp that like those two were kind of like the unofficial
soccer camp couple. I don't know if your camps had
stuff like that, but this was true for the soccer camp.
And word was the like the two of them, they were kind of kissed
soon. Oh my God, guys, isn't that like
12th base or something? So sure enough, right, one of
one of these days, so like a day later, Emily and Brent are just
sitting with each other at lunch.
They're kind of on like a quote UN quote date or whatever.
And that's when a girl comes over and sits next to them and
Emily's like, oh, this is my friend Robin.
And Robin's like, hey, guys, like, I just want to let you
know, Emily, that the kid over there and points the e-mail kid
is planning to ask you out soon. And Emily's like, dude, I don't
know that kid. I've never spoken to him in my
life. And Brent's like, Oh my God, I
know exactly who that kid is. Emily's like, what?
And Brent basically tells her the story that I told you guys
for the last 13 minutes. And she's like, oh, my God, he's
the worst. And Brent's like, well, that
would explain why he really hates me too.
Because like, not just that I embarrassed him, but I've been
hanging out with you the entire time.
And, you know, he probably knows that we've been talking a lot.
And Emily laughs a little bit. And this one, Robin says.
Dude, like I'm serious. This kid is gonna come over and
ask you out within like the next 24 hours.
He's gonna do it publicly. It's gonna be really
embarrassing. Everyone's told him not to do
it, but he's in his own world. You gotta you gotta let him down
nicely, though. And you know, Brent was like,
no, no, be no mercy, no mercy. Make him suffer.
And he's like, Brent, I'm not going to make him suffer.
I don't know this kid, Brent's like make him suffer.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to be nice when he comes over.
I'm going to be firm. I'm going to be direct.
But I'm going to be nice about it.
I'm going to be cordial. And life is going to go back to
what it was before. So sure enough, right, Brent now
realizes that the emo kid has a massive crush on Emily.
And Brent also starts to think about it when Emily says no to
him and when she starts really, you know, hanging out with me
more. And when word gets around that
we kiss, because we totally are, this is in Brent's head, right?
He's going to actually, like, ramp up the craziness even more
than it already is. I think I'm screwed boys.
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Let's get back to the story. So anyways, flash forward to
that night or not that night, but that afternoon.
Remember when this is the like the mixed gender just fun, more
camp activities. They're playing dodgeball.
And sure enough, you know, the emo kid and Brent actually
happened to be on the same team this time.
So like emo kid and Brent, they're picking up the dodge
balls. They're throwing them.
You know, they're trying to avoid being hit by the dodge
balls and the e-mail kid walks over is like Sup bro.
And Brent's like what emo kids like.
I just wanted to let you know that, like, I know that you and
Emily or you have been trying to flirt with Emily and it's been
failing horribly for my sources. At least that's what my sources
said. And I just want to let you know
that, you know, I let you have your fun.
I let you play like the little beta little lamb you are.
But I'm actually going to come in and as the alpha male, assert
my dominance and claim what is mine.
Emily shall be my girlfriend by the end of tomorrow, so mark my
words and I will watch as little tears roll down your face
because you're so sad that I took your girl.
Oh, little Brent. I'm so sorry, Brents.
Like dude, she's not going to. I've talked to her.
She's going to say no like I like don't do it, I hate you,
but I know for a fact that you're going to get rejected in
front of everyone. Emo kids like nice try little
boy. I know for a fact that my
testosterone is 10 trillion and yours is 0.
So based on that alone plus a billion other factors such as my
manliness, my alpha maleness, my swag overall levels, and a
billion more things just she will obviously say yes to me.
And even if you 2 are fake dating, she'll break up with you
immediately to say yes to me. I just know some things that you
don't know. Brent, get over it.
So the emo kid walks away and Brent's like, well, you know, my
conscience is clear because I tried to warn the kid not to do
it. I tried to warn the kid, right?
I'm not a bad guy. I told him not to do it.
I told him. I said I even gave him the
benefit of the doubt. So I don't like you, but I want
to help you here. He didn't listen to me.
It's not my fault. Whatever happens tomorrow, next
day rolls around at soccer practice.
The emo kid for the entire morning is like, Brent, Brent
better spend the last moments with Emily as you can because
she's about to be my girlfriend. Oh, and Brent's like, dude, shut
up, dude. He's like, Oh my God, am I
getting to you, man? Am I getting to you, man?
Oh man, it was so easy to break your thin week beta skin.
Oh my God my words are hurting you so much.
I'm going to lick up your little salty tears.
They're so tasty and so good and Prince like shut up bro you're
going to get embarrassed. I can't wait for the moment.
She better go hard. Anyways, flash forward to lunch
the moment. So anyways, Brent is sitting
with Emily and Emily's like, dude, the emo kid, I can't see
him anywhere. And Brent's like, dude, he's
going to ask you out. It's happening.
Get over it. It's going to happen any second.
She's like he's going to do in the next day, which means
probably now, probably now in front of everyone.
And you know, Brent's like, that's what he said he would do.
And Brent was like, Oh my God, don't turn around because Brent
was looking in. The emo kid was walking over and
what was he walking over with? He was walking over with a boom
box. You already know where this is
going. And Brent's like, you know what?
Brace yourself. Try and have an out of body
experience right now so you don't have to deal with what's
about to happen. This is about to be bad, Emily,
I'm so sorry. And Emily's like, Oh my God.
Oh my God. And that's when you start to
hear music. It's the emo kids personal band.
So it's like this heavy metal rock band.
So this imagine some like heavy metal rock going in the
background. And the lyrics are Emily.
Yeah, yeah. Emily, Why, why?
Why do you hang with losers like Brent?
Emily, please love me. Yeah.
It's just kind of like, more stuff like that in the
background. And the emo kid is like, rocking
out by himself with an air guitar while this is all going
on. It is the worst moment of
Brent's life because the second hand embarrassment is so strong.
He's basically getting first hand embarrassment from the
whole thing. Everyone has stopped eating and
turned around, including the counselors.
They're just watching this kid bounce around with an air guitar
with his like super long black bangs flying around around the
place as this boom box plays one of the the crappiest songs
they've ever heard. The terribly mixed the worst
lyrics basically saying the Brent sucks and that she should
be in love with him. And he's bouncing around.
And then after five whole excruciating minutes and
everyone at this point is laughing and trying to hold
themselves together. After five whole long
excruciating minutes of the worst music ever and some like
really bad air guitar and bouncing around, the song stops.
And the emo kid says, Emily, it is clear who you shall choose.
What is your verdict? And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I
don't know you. I'm not going out with you emo
kids. Like, that's hilarious.
What's your actual verdict? I mean, Emily's like, dude, I
don't know you. He's like, dude, that's
hilarious. What's your actual verdict?
And Brent's like, all right, man, that's enough.
Let's concede while we're behind.
The emo kid looks at Brent and says, this isn't over, man.
And he walks away with his boom box and Brent's like, why did he
say that to me? I didn't, I didn't dump them.
And Emily's like, dude, that was worse than I could have ever
imagined. And right.
So Robin, the friend who wore them, came over again and said,
look, I should have warned you about that.
I didn't. I didn't think it was real.
I didn't even think that that was actually going to happen.
I was told earlier this morning and I laughed.
I'm so sorry. I should take take anything that
you hear about this kid seriously from this point on
because Oh my God. And Emily's like, wait, Oh no,
we still have an activity tonight, like for the like this
afternoon. And Brent's like, Oh my God, he
said this isn't over. And sure enough, it was far from
over. So they get to the activity that
afternoon. So it was probably the worst
possible activity that it could have been because it was small
groups of charades. They kind of ran out.
They they had something else planned, but since it started to
rain, they had to go inside. So they're like, all right,
we're going to break you off into small groups of three and
we're going to have you play charades with each other.
And at this point, like they're like, OK, what are the odds?
Brent's like, what are the odds that I'm put with?
And the person says Brent Emily and emo kid.
And Brent's like, you got to be joking, man.
You got you got to be joking apparently, right?
Robin tells him this like later on, like once the camp is over.
Apparently the e-mail because she was talking with one of the
camp counselors about everything that went down.
The camp counselor said that like once like it started to
rain, the emo kid went up to them and asked what they were
doing. Camp counselor said, oh, we're
doing groups, small groups of charades.
And an emo kid requested that his two best friends and him
were put together in a group. So it wasn't just random.
It was the emo kid. But Brent didn't know that at
the time. So Brent looks at Emily and
Emily looks at Brent and they're both both, but they're both
basically just like, oh boy. And they then they both look at
the emo kid who has a massive smile on his face.
So all three of them go away to a corner in the emo kids Like
Emily, I might have came on too strong.
And she's like, well, that's an understatement.
But he's like, I will show you the truth.
Brent, I challenge you to an alpha battle.
Princess, like what's an alpha battle?
You're such a beta for not knowing what an alpha battle is.
Beta. He's like an alpha battle will
be proof that I am alpha and you are a weak beta.
And then Emily will choose me, and Emily's like I'm not.
And he's like, wait, your your heart.
Will tell you otherwise. After the alpha battle, Emily's
like, OK, I'm still not going to.
She's like God. Stop.
Silence, woman. And Brent was like, whoa, chill
out, dude. He's like you silence too.
We're having an alpha battle right now.
So right, this is kind of looks like they're doing really weird
charades from afar. But the emo kid is like, all
right, let's form our best wolf poses.
Brent's like what he said form your best wolf poses now and emo
it burns like alright, alright ohh emo kids like that is the
worst wolf pose I've ever seen. You were definitely not part
wolf like I am and the emo kid this is really weird pose.
He's like, Oh my God, I'm wolfing so hard right now.
This is the most emo thing. I mean the most, the most alpha
thing I've ever done. Oh my God.
At this point Emily is like guys you are both embarrassing
yourselves emo kid. It's like, no.
You will see that I'm the most alpha, I swear.
Because like, all right, let's do it.
Wrestle me. And you know, Brent's like,
what? Emo kid jumps on top of him,
just tackles him to the ground. He's like 20 lbs heavier, right?
And a little bit taller. And Brent was completely taken
off guard. He's like, bro, stop, what are
you doing? And emo kids like, I'm out
elfing you. That's one of the came counselor
comes over and says, all right, guys, break it up.
Break it up. Tears to the two of them party.
He's like, all right, so we're only doing this for 20 more
minutes, but it looks like looks like you 2 can't keep, you know,
can't keep off of each other. So I'm going to be joining your
group. Imagine how awkward this is.
It is Emily Brent to the e-mail kid and a random camp counselor.
So they do normal charades, right?
And the entire time, the e-mail kid is like sneaking in punches.
To Brent's arm, he's like. Ow And when the camp counselor
looks up, the emo kid puts his arms behind his back and the emo
kids like, this isn't over, man. And then the emo kid walks over
to Emily. He's like.
Emily. Emily's like.
What do you think? I'm more alpha.
Shut up. Kid emo kids.
Like, no, OK, well, OK, I'll just be direct.
Do you want to go out with me? No.
And the camp counselor was like, guys, silence while I'm doing
charades and Emily's like, dude, I don't want to go out with you.
How many times do I need to? Tell you this.
Emo kids like, but I'm definitely more alpha.
She's like, that's not a real thing.
So the next day rolls around, it's Thursday, and that
afternoon there's no real activity.
It's just known as like the soccer dance or whatever.
And during the soccer dance, there's one coveted slow song
where anyone who has feelings for each other might ask for
like a slow song or something. And sure enough, let's just jump
to the dance because the emo kid is like being a director Brent
all day. But that's not anything new.
And sure enough, it is the dance and they're putting on normal
songs and Emily and Robin and Brent are all together like
dude. And Robin's like dude, the emo
kid is definitely going to try and get that slow song with you.
Like Brent, you got to swoop in right away.
Because at this point Brent and Emily were like unofficially a
thing. They're only at camp for a week
so they're not going to make like a a long term relationship.
Let's have kids, baby. OK, you know what I mean?
But sure enough, you know, the slow song comes on and Brent's
like, oh, my God. And Emily's like, quickly.
And you can see the emo kid sprinting from the other side of
the room. So Emily and Brent quickly,
like, get together in the slow song, kind of like, whatever.
And Emily's standing there and she feels Brent being ripped off
of him. And the emo kid grabs Brent,
rips him off Emily and tackles him on the ground.
And this is where the camp counselors are like, oh, OK,
foul play, foul play. They go in, they grab the emo
kid and they like run it like they, they take them off.
They're like, all right, buddy, this is like your third strike
and you are out. So they call up the parents of
the emo kid. They say your kid, your son
can't come tomorrow. He's like fighting this one kid
again and again. And he won't stop.
And so sure enough, the emo kid was picked up, taken away, and
Brent and Emily finished off with a slow song together.
The next day rolls around. It is Friday.
It is only 1/2 day where basically the parents come and
watch a little like soccer presentation that all the kids
have done. And by the end of it, right, you
know, most people are packing up.
Brent and Emily are gone. And you remember the friend
Robin from the beginning, one of the camp counselors and Robin
were like friends or whatever or like friendly and the camp
counselor counselors like do you happen to know about that like
emo looking kid? Like do you happen to know what
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with your girlfriend. Life is awesome.
You stare into her eyes lovingly, and then all of a
sudden this emo kid walks in and says that you must fight him to
the death to decide who gets your girlfriend.
And at that moment, you seriously just sit there and
question your life choices. That is the story I'll be
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James. So anyways, there's a there was
a kid in James's class who we're going to call the e-mail kid.
He kept to himself. He wore crazy makeup in the dark
clothing and whatever. And honestly, doesn't really
matter what you wear. But he was also extremely
melodramatic. Like he would come and he'd be
like. Society doesn't understand me,
no one gets me. I'll never fit in.
Man, he, he, he was kind of like one of those kids that kind of
just like would say this stuff and then would be like, why do I
not have friends? I'm just a melodramatic freak
all the time, Which I mean, I was pretty weird in middle
school. So like, I can't really speak.
But then again, hey man. Anyways, so there's also a girl
in the I don't know, I'll just call her like, I'll just call
her Kate, right. It's name of my friend back
home. So anyways, James and the emo
kid unfortunately decided had to cross paths because they both
had a thing for this girl and this Friday, right?
So this story all starts like this weekend or not this
weekend, we'll say starts on Monday and this Friday,
remember, not actually this Friday.
I mean this Friday in the story was going to be the school
dance. And the whole thing was like
whoever got the slow dance with this girl was basically going to
like, if you so the thing of James's school, if you slow
danced with a girl, you were basically dating her at this
point. You guys were practically in
love at that point. So it was a pretty big deal who
was going to get the slow dance. And it was the emo kid versus
James. And this became very public
knowledge. Like the emo kid was telling
everyone that he was going to 100% get the slow dance.
And people kind of knew James because James is more popular.
He wasn't like, I don't know, some like really annoying
popular person. He was just like a cool guy that
everyone liked. I mean, at least according to
James, who submitted this story. So who really knows, but we'll
go with it, right. So everyone kind of knew that
both the emo kid and James were both fighting for this girl
Kate. And Kate made it pretty clear
that, you know, she was not going to say yes to the emo kid.
Like, sorry, unlucky life just works out like that.
But she was considering saying yes to James.
She was kind of just keeping the truth was that she was going to
say yes to James if he asked. However, she just wanted to keep
him kind of like on his toes and questioning or whatever, right.
So yeah, throughout that whole week, the emo kid and James,
they didn't really like. They weren't like in a fight
with each other, but it was kind of like they were kind of like
rivals in a sense, even though they never had any direct
confrontation. And let's just skip ahead to
that Friday. It was the day of the school
dance. It was emo kid versus James.
So anyways, at this point, you know, the emo kid is like, you
know, he's kind of like he's standing in the corner at the
dance, right? Look, I was pretty awkward in in
high school and middle school when it came to those big
dances. But to be fair, everyone else
was as well. But the emo kid was kind of
taking it to a whole different level.
He literally was like slouched in the corner of the room.
His like long black hair kind of like down almost like, you know
that scene from the ring with that like the girl who comes out
the TV. He was kind of looking like that
chick for a second. So he was definitely not and
helping himself out in this situation.
And at this point, James and his boys were kind of standing like
together, whatever they were dancing to.
I don't know. I don't freaking know what they
play at high school dances. Maybe some whip Nae nae by
Silento. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man.
It's a middle school dance, bro. I don't know how this works.
But anyways, you're kind of waiting for this slow song to
come on. Maybe some, I don't know, some
like song by Adele or something like that, Like the when like
dude, I always try and like, say lines from songs during these
stories and I just blank every single time.
But anyways, yeah, so they're all kind of waiting around
there. And it was eventually the slow
dance song came on. And remember, you might be
thinking, oh, man, who cares? It's just like a slow song.
No, no, no. What you have to understand is
the slow song meant everything to these kids.
Like the slow song. Basically, if you had a slow
song with some girl, because remember, they were in middle
school, there's this was like 7th, 8th grade.
So the probably the farthest you ever went with a girl was like
slow dancing or maybe holding her hand if you were like crazy
because you know, if you hold a hand, if you hold a girl's hand
for too long, there was a chance you get her pregnant.
So definitely not misinformation from the Connor Pugs channel.
But anyways, slow dance was a really big deal.
And all of a sudden the song comes on and the thing was
right. The the emo kid was too busy
kind of like sulking about society in the corner of the
room to react quick enough. So James was like, aye, bro,
like that guy's playing himself. I'm going to go in.
So James very quickly goes in and boom, he gets there, goes
up. He's like, hey, like, hey, like,
can I have this dance? And she very happily says yes
because she said like, oh, I don't know if I'll say yes.
She knew she was bluffing the whole time.
And James kind of felt pretty confident about it.
And even though she said, I don't know, he was pretty
confident because her friends were like, yeah, dude, she's
totally bluffing. Like, I hate to expose my friend
like that, but she definitely has a thing for you.
You're chilling. You're in the green.
So anyways, James goes in. He feels pretty good about the
whole thing, but let me just say that the emo kid eventually
looks up and then he sees this and the emo kid is not having
it. He does something pretty insane.
So a strap in and definitely prepare for the cringe.
If you have your cringe seatbelts unbuckled, I'm
actually going to fine you for your own safety.
So yeah, go ahead and buckle that cringe seat belt.
Because there was like a DJ station and there was like a guy
who was like DJ ING quote UN quote.
And there was like a microphone. So like you can so like the DJ
could say like, hey, like 20 minutes till the dance is done
or get ready for this hype song or whatever.
And other than that, he just, he was really just a Spotify
playlist. He just like, he just edited the
Spotify playlist, right. However, and the DJ let the
Spotify playlist run on autoplay or whatever and he went to the
bathroom. So the e-mail kid ran up to the
he ran up to like the spot or whatever.
He grabs the microphone, he stops the music.
First of all, he goes up to the Spotify, clicks pause on the
music and screams into the microphone.
Wait. And everybody turns around.
Everybody turns around and they look at this kid and they're all
kind of like looking at this emo kid who's standing at the front
of the room with like the the microphone.
He picks it up. He's like Kate.
No, So this point, everyone's kind of looking at this kid
like, Oh my God. Because they all knew that like
he wanted to have the dance with Kate, but like James obviously
got it. So they're like, ah, that's
tough, man. Like life sometimes doesn't work
out the way you wanted to. Like, that's this.
Unfortunate how that goes. However, you know, he goes up
there and he's like, he goes in the microphone, like he says
wait and everyone turns around, the music is off.
He's like Kate, may I have this dance?
And everyone's so confused because first of all, he turned
off the slow song in the middle of the song.
And also she was already dancing.
With someone and instead of just going up to her, he makes a
massive scene in front of everyone grabbing the microphone
and screaming into it saying like, will you have this dance?
And The thing is right. It's caused enough commotion
that the guy like the DJ that was hired ran back 'cause I
think he was supposed to be there the whole time, but he
needed to like RIP a piss or something.
So he needed to go and he runs back over.
He's like give that back to me. He like snatches it out of the
emo kids hand. He's like, sorry for the sorry
for the interruption guys, turns the music back on like starts
like not cursing out this kid. He's a middle schooler, but
being like, dude, what do you think you're doing?
You can't just like come up here and take this stuff like it's
like, if you do this again, I'm going to tell your teachers and
you'll be in big trouble. Or I mean, I don't know how much
trouble a a hired DJ can get you in, But you know, the emo kid
returns to his corner and literally just sits down.
This slumps into the corner of the room, which James felt kind
of bad. He felt a little bit bad because
like, James has definitely been in that position.
I say that very kind of liberally because James has not
actually been in a position where he grabs the microphone at
the school dance, stops the music and asks the girl out
unsuccessfully. He hasn't specifically been
there, but he's definitely been in a situation where just hasn't
gone his way. So he feels bad man, you know,
feels bad man you. Hate to see it.
But yeah, anyways, James like continued on with the slow.
I mean, he's not going to stop his life because this kid has an
unlucky moment. Like that's tough.
So yeah, you know, I will say there was kind of an awkward
moment because wall like James is like slow dancing with Kate.
He kind of like turns around. Like they they kind of like turn
around. So James is facing the emo kid
and he just looks up and the emo kid is staring at him with like
the creepiest, most stalkerish, most scariest stare he's ever
seen because the emo kid is slumped over like the girl from
the ring, right, is just like staring right at him.
He's like long black hair, like covering most of his face
besides his eyes. And he's like, slumped over to
like, kind of like crouching over like an old guy with a cane
or something, but without a cane.
And James is like, hey, do you mind if we turn like 45° this
way or 90° this way? Thank you.
That's much better. So he doesn't have to see him
anymore. We're actually.
Let's do a whole 180. I mean, he didn't ask for 180
because he didn't want, like, Kate to be making eye contact
with him either. But yeah.
So that was a bit of a tough situation.
However you might be thinking, Well, I mean at this point,
reasonably the e-mail kid must have realized that this just
wasn't his day and he must have just like given up, which he's
already, I mean he's already embarrassed himself.
Like he probably gave up after this point.
And while that would be pretty fair for you to believe, that
was unfortunately not the that was just not what happened
because the emo kid would continue.
Let me just say that the emo kid thought that if he if he had a
sword fight with James, that he would be able to win the honor
of his lady. I'm not even kidding you real
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story because the e-mail kid is not done.
In fact, he is far from being done.
So what happened after the school dance?
Like over the weekend, James actually met up with Kate.
They went to, like, go get dinner together.
And that's when they officially started dating, whatever that
means in 8th grade. Which means, Oh my God, they're
going to sit together at lunch. Oh my God, dude, that's crazy,
right? But anyway, so James officially
starts dating this girl. Word gets around really quickly
and eventually the emo kid. I I'm pretty sure at this point
the emo kid would have known, but by his next actions it's not
super clear. So that Monday is the first kind
of like lunch day that Kate and what, what's his name James are
going to be having their first real at school lunch date, which
is a pretty big deal for the 8th graders there.
Obviously it's not that big of a deal in general, but hey, man,
let them have their fun. And so, yeah, he sits down like
he finds Kate. They sit down and they're at a
table by themselves and like, people are looking over and
talking and be like, oh, someone's dating, whatever,
right? And however, James, you know,
Kate is facing away from the door, but James is facing the
door. And James sees the door open up
and he sees the e-mail kid walk in.
And James is like, this is tough because James feels bad.
He legitimately feels bad because I mean, if the roles
were reversed, he would feel bad.
Like, seeing the girl that he really liked a week ago sitting
with a guy who was low key his, like, enemy rival on a date.
Like, that would be tough to see.
And James started to feel a little bit worried when the
e-mail kid starts to approach him.
Right, Starts to approach him. And, yeah, So the e-mail kid
walks up to their table. And at this point, Kate also
realizes that someone's walking up.
So she turns around. The e-mail kid walks up and
doesn't look at James. He's not paying any attention to
James. He's actually acting as if James
doesn't even exist at this point.
The e-mail kid turns to the girl, Kate.
I forgot her name for a second, says Kate.
I've been wanting to ask this for a while, but since we've
become so close in the last couple weeks, which they have
never spoken before, but that is beyond the point at this point.
That is beyond the point. He's like, I was wondering if
you would like to go on a date with me, if you would like to
start dating and James like, Oh no, he doesn't know.
How does he not know? Cuz James is like everybody
knows, everybody told everybody, but I guess everybody didn't
tell the. Emo kid, of course.
They didn't and Kate at this point is like, oh, well, I'm
very flattered and emo kids like, well, if you're flattered,
then you should say yes, correct.
And this point she's like, Oh, well, you see, it's actually not
great timing because I'm actually currently in a
relationship and emo kids like what how with who?
And James is like, Oh my God, this is this is so awkward.
He doesn't know. So James has kind of assumed
that the e-mail kid didn't think anything of the fact that James
got like the dance with her, which in all reality he was.
The emo kid was kind of the one who had the most common sense in
that situation. Because just because someone
dances with a girl once doesn't mean anything, right?
But at this height, at this middle school, if you got the
slow dance, you are basically in, you are locked in at this
point, is what I'm trying to say.
So Kate has to go on to awkwardly explain to the emo kid
that, well, the guy that she's sitting at right now on the
lunch date with happens to be the guy that she's dating.
And the emo kid turns to James, looks at him, looks him down and
up. Like there's like the elevator
look when he looks at like the top of his head looks all the
way down and looks all the way up.
Turns back to Kate is like, really, dude, you decided to
date this guy when you could have dated me?
He's like, and just like, he just kind of like storms out of
there. And James looks at Kate.
He's like, dude, how did that kid not know that we're dating
at this point? Like I swear to God, all your
friends told everybody like and Kate's like dude, my friends
didn't tell everyone and James like.
If you ask anyone at the school besides the emo kit, apparently
they will know. And Kate's like, yeah, OK.
My, my friends do talk a lot. And they're like, well, that was
pretty awkward. Hopefully nothing else happens
again. You might be thinking at this
point, Connor, the emo kid must stop.
There is no way he continues on. There's not a chance that he
continues, right? Well, well, well, well.
I got some news for you guys. He does continue and it's bad
because you might be thinking that Oh well, the emo kid
stormed off and he was done. No, about 20 minutes later, when
there's only like 10 minutes left to launch, James sees the
doors open up again and he's like, you got to be kidding me
dude, because the emo kid walks through, but this time he is
like stomping towards James super angrily.
He runs up to the table, practically looks at James,
looks him in the eye and says it's not over between us.
It is far from over between US. And it's like taking his little
finger and like pointing at James and James, like, OK, nice.
Like I, I, I, like, we do not care.
Like I, I, I, I. Don't know what else to say at
this. Point like, OK, cool, nice.
Like OK, what do you what do you want me to say?
And the emo kid after that is like, you better watch yourself.
It's about to get bad. He like storms out of there and
you know, at this point James is like, OK, well, I guess that
answers my question. So the next day at lunch is
where things get really, really, really crazy.
So he's sitting there with, with Kate on his second date.
James is enjoying himself, he's having a good time with Kate.
They're enjoying each other's presence.
They're they're doing well. I mean, they're, they're kind of
clicking. So things might continue on,
right? And that's when the emo kid
walks in and he's carrying like 2 sticks, like 2 pretty good
sized sticks that he probably found in the backyard of the
school. So in the backyard of the
school, there's like a mini forest, nothing too crazy, but
there's like a pretty big forest back there.
And the emo kid must have gone back there and like found two
decent sized sticks. He walks into the cafeteria with
one stick in one hand and one stick in the other.
And James is just looking at him and he's like, he kind of says,
like to Kate, he's like, OK, we got trouble.
Kate turns around, looks at it, and it's just like, turns back
around. Is like, what?
And James is like, yeah, I have no idea what's happening, but I
guess we're about to see. So the e-mail kid walks up to
the table, like, kind of like, waddles his way up and he's
like, you. And he like hands the stick to
James and James like, like I need a little explanation.
What do you want me to do with this?
Like it's not super clear the e-mail kids like you and I will
have a sword battle and whoever wins the sword battle will have
the I will it will will win the honor of your lady and will at
this point, like Kate's like what?
And James like, dude, what are you saying?
He's like, fight me, fight me to the death.
The winner gets your girl and James is like, no.
And emo kids like, oh, so you're scared of me Then you know that
you're going to lose and that's why you don't want to do it.
And James is like, well, I'm not convinced I'm going to lose.
I mean, I'm not an expert at random stick fighting or
whatever, but at the same time, why would I want to even engage?
Like why would I even want to do it?
And emo kids like, well, I mean, I, I mean, for the sake of your
honor, bro, like, do you really want to be known as the guy who
chickened out because he's a chicken?
And James is like, well, I mean, I don't really care, but I also
don't want to be known as the guy who went on who during the
like the dance last Friday, grabbed the D JS microphone and
like stop the music to like ask out a girl who is very clearly
in the middle of dancing with someone else and then coming to
school the next day, super angry with a bunch of sticks and try
and like fight some guy to get the girl that already obviously
said no to him twice. At this point, the e-mail kids
like, so you're what you're saying is that you're too scared
to fight me. And because you know you'll
lose, James is like, dude, we're going in circles right now.
I'm not fighting you. I'm not having a sword fight to
the death. Like, OK, I'm just not doing
that. In this point.
The emo kids like, fine, well, you're about to see me in my
final form where I am the most powerful.
And James is like, OK, like, word.
And then the emo kid reaches up to James and rips out, like, a
strand of his hair. And James is like, dude, like,
that hurt. Like, why would you do that?
And the emo kids, like, I need that for my wizardly spells.
And he, like, laughs really awkwardly and, like, shuffles
out of there. And James turns to Kate.
He's like, dude, like what life choice did I make to get myself
to this position? Like what did, what did I do
wrong? Like what choices did I make
that got me here? And Kate's like, I don't know,
like this is kind of tough. He's like, yes, why me?
Like why, why? Like he just you just came up to
me with a bunch of sticks and says I want to fight you, right?
And then all of a sudden, you know, he just like pulls a piece
of hair. Like what?
Huh. Bro.
I, I, I, I, I I just don't know. I just don't know what to do at
this point. And Kate's like, yeah, I, I
don't know. But like, I think eventually
he'll just get bored of whatever he's doing and give up.
So anyways, next day it is lunch, lunch once again.
And James comes in and he finds Kate.
And he's almost like they sit down and he's almost like he,
he's really stiff. He's like not talking that much.
And Kate's like, are you good? Like, is everything OK?
And James, like, dude, it's not you.
It's just the I just don't know that kids going to do today.
Like I'm not trying to lose anymore hair like that.
That really hurt last night. Like I was starting to bleed
from my sculpt where he pulled me.
Like that was ridiculous. And you know, OK, it's like,
yeah, that kids pretty weird. Like, sorry you have to go
through with that and speak of the devil, dude.
Because at that point the emo kid walks in and this point he
has a backpack on and he has a, he has a smaller stick and he
has he has a stick in his hand, a smaller one and a like a like
a spirit Halloween wizard hat on.
And James is like, you got to be kidding me, bro.
Like he was you got to be kidding me.
And at this point Kate's like what?
She turns around and she's like, Oh my God.
And the e-mail kid walks up and she's and he's like, like, this
is where you made your mistake, James.
This is where you made your last mistake.
And he walks out and he sits next to, and he like, stands up
next to them. He reaches into his backpack or
whatever. He takes out a piece of chalk.
He takes out the like a a plastic bag that has a hair in
it, presumably what's it James's hair.
And he also has like a candle set and a lighter.
And he sits down on there to he like sits down next to them.
And so they had concrete floors in the in the in the lunchroom.
So next to them he draws like a pentagram, puts a bunch of like
candles around. Like the pentagram takes James's
hair, puts it in the middle, lights all the candles.
At this point, like this is taking like 2 minutes to do.
Kate and James are just sitting there.
They're looking at him completely aghast.
Like, what is like, just like, what is this kid?
What is this kid on? Like whatever he's on, dude.
Like maybe get me some of that. Oh my God.
No. But they were just like, I mean,
what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to say?
So eventually the emo kid has his whole, I don't know, his
magic setup is all done or whatever you want to call it,
and he lights starts lighting all the candles.
He's like, James, this is your last chance.
Give me your girlfriend and I won't put a spell on you.
And James, like, dude, what do you mean?
Give me my girlfriend? Like it's a it's like a mutual
choice to be like girlfriend and boyfriend.
Like you're acting as if this is like the the the 1600s or
something and like, and like the the wife is the property of the
husband, Bro. Like what are you talking about?
And you know, he's like, one more chance, bro, I'm about to
put a crazy spell on you if you don't give me your girlfriend
and Kate. This is when Kate speaks up And
he's like, dude, like even if he said that he was going to give
me to you, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be your
boy. Like I'm not going to be your
girlfriend, dude. And the e-mail kids like, well,
I'm going to put a spell on you too, dude.
If you don't become like he literally threatens Kate is and
he's like, Oh, if you don't become my girlfriend, I'm going
to put a spell on you as well. Which OK, I might not be the
smoothest individual. I might not be, I don't know.
The one that has the greatest pick up lines of all time.
My tender one's pretty funny. I did steal it from my friend,
but maybe I'll 5000 likes and I'll reveal it because it's it's
pretty funny, but it's also embarrassing.
But here's one thing I do know. There's a very decent chance
that if you threaten to cast a spell on a woman if she doesn't
become your girlfriend. She's.
Probably, probably not 100%, but probably not going to become
your girlfriend. I know I might be going out on a
crazy limb right now and I you guys might completely disagree
and maybe you found your wife of 10 years who loves you very much
from threatening her with magical spells.
I just don't think that's a great way to do it.
So eventually the emo kid finishes up and then he lights
the hair in the middle and then he takes his magic wand, waves
it around and starts saying a bunch of nonsense.
And at this point, half the like the the entire cafeteria has
turned. Is this like looking?
They've almost like circled around it like it was a school
fight or something. They've circled around it and
they're just like, what the Frick bro?
Like, Oh my God, like what's going on right now?
And eventually the emo kid like points his magic wand at at
James and is like ooga booga or I don't know, he's just saying
some nonsense. And like literally 15 seconds of
pure silence happened and then very clearly nothing happens.
And he's like, I'm going to give you one more chance.
I'm going to I'm going to count to three.
If you don't, you're going to explode because of my spells.
And James was like, I think I'm going to take the risk.
He's like 3. I'm gonna give you one more
chance, bro. Like I'm gonna give you one more
chance. And James like, Nope, I'm going
to take the risk here, 2. And he's like, yeah, Nah, I'm
good, man. Like you can go ahead with this.
If I explode, I explode. Like that's tough.
One last chance, dude. I'm being super generous right
now. Just give me your girlfriend and
we'll be all good here. And James like, Nah, I'm
chilling, bro. He's like fine kicks.
The emo kid literally kicks over his magic like whatever set
because I think he knew it wasn't going to work anyways,
which thankfully is concrete floors and nothing like
flammable because like the candles fly all over the place
or whatever. And he storms out of there.
He like storms out of there. At this point.
James sits back down. He's like, you know, maybe we
should go on days at night when we're not in school.
And Kate's like, you know, that's not a bad idea.
So the next day, Kate and James actually don't sit together at
lunch. They sit separately.
But yeah, so they they just, they decide that if they're
going to, like, do anything, at least for a little bit to do it
outside of school, like after school or at lunch or something
like that. But the e-mail kid once again
comes up to James. And James is like, Oh my God.
Oh my God, dude, Like what? What now?
And the e-mail kid, like he literally goes on one knee and
like, kind of like present, he's like, he's down on one knee,
puts his head down and says, like, I concede, I concede the
battle. You win.
Like, I just like, I tried everything possible, but you are
the better duelist. Like I honorably concede.
And in James's head, he's like, bro, he didn't say this, but
he's like, bro, you did not honorably concede.
You did the least honorable kids.
Like you did not concede honorably.
But at this point, James sees this as a perfect opportunity
for the emo kids to just stop. So he's like, all right, man.
Like, it was a good battle. It was really close.
And you'll get them next time. Like, honestly, James is trying
to be as chill as possible so that the emo kid doesn't come
back and be like, well, actually, I'm going to try more
magic or something. And the emo kid stands up and
you, like, kind of like, nods his head.
And James nods his head back. And the emo kid bows and leaves.
And yeah, after that point, James and Kate actually were
able to do lunch dates or whatever in school again.
The relationship lasted like 6 months.
It didn't last crazy long, but Kate and James are so cool to
this day. And yeah, the e-mail kid.
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So anyways, Ty was going off to camp and this was his first time
doing an overnight camp. So he was a little bit nervous
and it was kind of like a wilderness based overnight camp,
but they were obviously in cabins.
Ty's parents did it before and they actually met at this camp.
So they were really pushing for Ty to go.
But the summer before he just said that he, you know, wasn't
ready and was going to do it the next year.
And of course the the next summer rolls around and Ty's
like, Oh my God, I said that. So sure enough, Ty and his
parents ship them off to this camp.
Ty's a little bit nervous about it, but they say, hey man, it's
going to be good for you. Trust me.
Like I know it's scary, but you just got to do it.
So anyways, they arrive at the campground and they go, they
walk over Ty and his parents walk over to the person who is
signing everyone in. And it's some like, you know,
some 25 year old dude with a big old goofy smile on his face.
He's like, hey guys, welcome to Camp Awesome.
That wasn't actually the name, but we're going to call it Camp
Awesome. Hi there, buddy.
What's your name? He's like Ty Gooden and he's
like, Ty, let me see. There you are, buddy.
All right, so you're going to be in Group B over there.
And he points to this group of kids and, like, one counselor,
whatever. And Ty turns around to his
parents. His parents were like, all
right, well, we'll see you in two weeks.
And Ty's like, mom, like, I don't know if I can do this.
And Ty, his dad, his dad kind of sits down and say, yeah, you got
this, buddy. Like, you don't need to worry
about it. Like, trust me, the two weeks
you're going to fly by and you're going to have so much
fun, you're not going to want to leave.
That's a guarantee for me. And Ty's like, all right.
So Ty walks over and he goes over to Group B.
And there's a big group of kids. And you know, the counselors
like, hey, guys, my name is Ben. Don't worry, he's not the evil
guy. But hi, guys, my name is Ben.
Welcome. Like to the camp.
These are going to be the guys who are in our group.
We're going to be in the same cabin together.
We're going to do a lot of activity activities together.
You can still meet people in the other groups, but these are
going to be the guys you're going to be seeing all the
freaking time. So start getting to know each
other. Let's go around, do some names.
And so they went around and did some names and Ty was just kind
of like observing, like, all right, well, that person seems
kind of cool and whatever, like, oh, we have that in common.
And then it kind of comes around to this one kid that Ty didn't
even realize was there until like a couple, like until he
spoke up. And this kid had these like long
black swooshed hair, right? He wore all black.
He had these like rock band T-shirts, these big like black
boots. He had this spiky like and brace
necklace type thing. And by the way, if you kind of
dress emo, that's totally chill. I don't really care.
As long as you don't act like this kid, you're cool in my
book. I say this every single time and
this guy was kind of this known as the emo kid.
And since I don't, I don't want to give him a name because I
will forget it and then it'll be very awkward.
But we're just going to call him the emo kid from this point on.
And Ty didn't think anything negatively.
He was just like, oh, this guy really does put a lot into the
way he dresses and he definitely dresses with a lot of character.
Ty legitimately had no ill will or feelings of just like you,
this guy's dressing different than me or anything like that.
It was just an observation. And so later on, you know, they
have like they go to dinner together as a group and then
afterwards they have like the welcome to camp ritual,
whatever. They all sit around a big
campfire and like they're like inaugurated in the class of 2015
or whatever. I don't know.
This took that this took place a little while ago, but anyways,
right, it's finally time for them to go back to their cabins
to figure out which bunks they want, etcetera, like that.
So anyways, right, they get back there and they're just ran.
They the the the counselor dude, who is their Group B counselor,
right, who's also sleeping in the cabins with them.
It's like, well, you know, just to make sure that no one feels
left out, we've already assigned bunks to everyone.
So he said, all right, Ty, you're in bunk A.
He says so and so you're in bunk B, So and so you're bunks D and
then in bunk D, which they're in kind of like quads of four or
they're in kind of like groups of two, but they're bunk beds.
So it's 4. So in ties group of four, the
4th 1 was the emo kid. So the four of them walk over,
they go in their bunks, the camp counselor say, or the camp
counselor says, yo, if, if you really want, you can talk to
your, your bunky about being top or bottom.
Don't doesn't really matter, lol, doesn't really matter.
And so sure enough, Ty and his bunk didn't, they didn't really
care. Ty was on the bottom, he didn't
really care. But anyways, flip over to the,
you know, the emo kid. And the emo kid is like, you
know, with this guy. And we're going to call this guy
Benjamin. He's a throwaway name, but
Benjamin was his bunk. And you know, the Benjamin is
like, hey, do you mind if I have the top?
And the emo kit is like, no, I must have the top.
I must keep a watch at night. And everyone just kind of went
silent in that that group of three, they're like or group of
four, they're kind of like Benjamin's like, all right, man,
that that's fine. Bon Bonks cool with me.
He's like, good. You've made a good choice
because I will watch you over the rest of night.
I have spoken. Everyone's like, OK, a lot of
character in this guy. Funny guy, funny guy.
Anyways, things seem pretty normal, Pretty normal until, you
know, it's time for them to go to bed.
So anyways, you know, they you know, they go and they brush
their teeth and then they get into bed and the Cam counselor
guy comes around like, all right, Group B, section A or
whatever. You want me to call you guys?
Let's call you the A squad. Yeah, we're going to have a lot
of fun in the next two weeks. Just make sure no leaving the
camp or no leaving the cabin overnight.
Make sure that, you know, you follow any rules that, you know,
we ask you to be nice and, you know, be nice and like fair to
everyone and just, you know, have fun.
Anyways, good night, guys. He walks out of there and so,
you know, the lights are turned off and they Ty in his back in
his top bunk and also Benjamin across from him.
They were talking for a little bit and the emo kid didn't
really join in. He was just sitting cross
legged, but like kind of like sitting very stiffly.
So he was very much not going to bed.
And eventually they're like, all right, I'm tired.
Goodnight. And they all kind of like go to
sleep at that point. And about 20 minutes later, Ty
has not fallen asleep because he's still feeling a little
weird. He's in a new environment.
He it's like dark or whatever. He's a little bit scared.
He's a young kid, whatever. He hears wrestling, right?
And that's when he hears steps, right?
And he realizes that the steps are coming from across from him
and it's coming from the top bunk across from him, meaning
the emo kid, you know, is starting to walk down the bunk.
He's like, all right, well, there's nothing too weird with
that. And that's when he hears because
there's like a door next to like, their cabin.
So there's like multiple exits from the cabin.
He hears the door open, and he watches as the emo kid walks
out. So Ty at this point is like,
what? So he kind of gets up and the
person above him is completely asleep, but Benjamin and the kid
from the side of him is still awake and he's like, yo,
Benjamin, Benjamin, He's like, yo, what's up?
He said e-mail kid maybe said his actual name, but we're
calling him e-mail. He's like e-mail kid.
He just walked out the door. Benjamins like you can't do that
and ties like dude, but he did. So anyways, they both get up and
they both look out the window, but they're trying to do it
stealthily so that they're not caught right and they see the
emo kid literally just standing there standing there looking
into the moon. It is the creepiest, weirdest
thing they have ever seen because the kid is this
literally freaking standing there, bro.
He's just standing there observing the night sky and
they're all like, Oh my God, dude, that's freaking weird.
What is going on right now? And you know, sure enough, you
know, Ty and Benjamin were like, all right, this kid is a little
strange. Make sure he doesn't like,
strangle us to death or something in our sleep.
I'm a little freaked out. And that's when the emo kid out
of nowhere does that 180° turn and turns right.
Looking at the window time Benjamin quickly jumped down
there like Oh my God, DCS DCS DCS So like Ty starts to look up
he like peeks a little bit into the window and quickly goes down
because he sees the emo kid walking towards the window and
he's like, dude, dude Benjamin he's walking towards the window
he's like crawl back crawl back to your bunks crawl back to your
bunks. So they both crawl out of side
of the window and they crawl into their bunks and it's dark
enough in the room for them to do this without being super
obvious. And they're both in their bunks.
And Ty turns around under the like under the the sheets,
right? And he freaks out.
And the emo kid is literally standing right with his nose up
against the window looking in. And he's like, Oh my God.
This kid's insane. Anyways, emo kid walks back in
quietly, goes up the stairs again and sits in the bed and
supposedly goes to sleep. Ty doesn't fall asleep for like
another hour afterwards, but eventually he opens his eyes to
the camp counselor being like Ty, Ty, come on, come on, we're
we're going to be late. And Ty's like Oh my God.
And everyone else is like, yeah, you slept in man.
Actually, everyone in this bunk, emo kids slept in and that's
because everyone was so freaked out that they couldn't go back
to sleep. But anyways, first day
activities, they go outside and during the day, they don't
totally have to stick with their group.
They're actually assigned to random groups.
However, a lot of people in the random group will be from their
group because they're just trying to make friends within
the group. So and they also go to meals
together. So like lunch or dinner,
whatever is together. And so anyways, the first
activity of the day is not with the emo kid.
It is actually like kayak slash canoe or whatever, either or one
of those two. And you know, Ty's a lot of fun
and they go back to dinner or lunch.
Sorry. They go to lunch as a group
together. And Ty's, you know, talking
about what he was doing. And the counselor kind of went
around the table and was like, oh, so Ty, what did you do?
And Ty explains, Oh, so Benjamin, what do you do?
Benjamin explains, Oh, so emo kid, what did you do?
And he was like, you know, I prayed to the overload and
they're like, oh, I don't remember that being activity,
you know, kids like it's not it's necessary.
And he's like, OK, anyways, guys, so I'm going to read off
the people in your next activity because the way it worked was at
meals. So AG breakfast, the camp
counselor read off what group everyone else was in for
activities. And then at lunch, the camp
counselor read off what people be in for the afternoon
activities. And so the camp counselors like,
oh so Ty Benjamin and then an emo kid, you're all going to be
in the group 7 or whatever. And that happened to be like
something with like wood tool making or something kind of cool
like that. So anyways, after lunch, they
all head in that direction and time Benjamin are like walking
together. However, the emo kid, it's not
like they were walking away from him, but the emo kid
intentionally stands like or like walks 10 feet behind them,
never breaking the distance, like they always have 10 feet
between them and the emo kid never breaks it.
And he kind of walks weird. He walks very stiffly, yet he's
kind of like prop 4 to a 30° angle.
His arms straight shoot like straight down and he kind of
waddles a little bit like a Penguin, but it's very
intimidating and very weird. And Benjamin kind of whispers
like Ben. Ben.
I can feel his eyes in the back of my head or not bent, but Ty,
Ty. I can feel his eyes in the back
of my head. Ty's like dude Benjamin, I know,
I know. So anyways, they got there and
the Cam counselor dude is like, hey guys, welcome to
woodworking. It's going to be a lot of fun.
You can make whatever tools or whatever you want.
All I all I ask is that when you're using the this blade that
you know I'm there and help you guiding it.
And also if you want any, like I don't know if you want any
inspiration or questions, come to me and it's all cool.
So anyways, time Benjamin, sit down.
They're like, oh, let's make like wooden knives or something.
So they're given a pocket knife and they're taught how to
whittle away. It's like always, you got to
face it away from you. Never face it towards you.
If I see you guys facing it towards you, I got to revoke
you. Now privileges.
Not true. You're not trying to be that
guy, but it's part of the jab. So anyways, right, They look
over and they see the emo kid and he's like whittling away at
the spoon and he's or at this at the stick.
And they're all like, so eventually at the end of class
there or at the end of the activity, they're asked to go
round in a circle and say a little bit about what they made
and show it off. So ty's like, all right, well,
here's like a butter knife and didn't turn out that well.
When everyone laughs a little bit and the camp counselors
like, dude, it's fire. That's your first time.
Don't even worry about it. Eventually comes around to the
emo kid and the emo kid is like whips out this like almost
perfectly whittled like this is like really professionally well
done. And the camp counselor, I was
like, wow, what is that? He's like, this is a wand for my
warlock activities. Nobody better cross me now that
I've access to my most powerful weapon of a wand.
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back to it. So Fast forward a couple days
into the week and every single day the emo kids been doing
weird things. So right now is a Wednesday.
For context, they got there on a Sunday night.
So this Wednesday night, Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of
becoming like the side character for Ty, Like he's becoming like
pretty close friends. And Ty and Benjamin are kind of
like talking about the emo kid and being like kind of tracking
the weird things he's been doing.
But tonight is one of the weird as things he's done.
So once again, Ty and Benjamin have been noticing that the emo
kid has been going outside every single time, like 15 minutes
after they go to sleep. So Ty and Benjamin, they both
get in bed. And when the lights are turned
off, they wait about 15 minutes. And sure enough, the emo kid
gets out of bed and walks down the steps and he walks outside
and he walks to kind of this like big forest clearing.
So Ty and Benjamin, they both walk over and they both look up
and they look out of the window and they're looking out and they
see the emo kit. And normally he just stands
there blankly, but this time was different.
He was getting to work. They saw the stick that he made
and the wands then like the wand craft, whatever class and or the
woodsmanship craft class. And he takes the the end of it
that isn't pointy where you do the spell and he puts it into
the dirt because he's standing in a pretty big dirt clearing.
And he starts drawing the circle, this very big circle.
And, and Ty looks over Benjamin is like, dude, what on earth is
going on? Like, what is this kid doing?
And Benjamin's like, dude, I have no idea.
And they look at it and he's drawn a complete perfect circle
around him. And then he steps out of it and
then he starts making lines within the circle.
He goes from the top of it down, up, down, across, up.
He's made a perfect upside down pentagram.
And if you don't know, that's basically like a sign of like
ship or the something. So at this point, right, Ty and
his friend are freaking out. They're like, Oh my God, he's
trying to like summon something. And sure enough, the emo kid
starts like waving his wand around in these weird directions
and starts like spinning around in a circle and making these
like weird movements. And if TikTok was around, I bet
Ty would have been like, bro, is he trying to do a TikTok dance
or something? But anyways, Ty and Benjamin are
watching as the emo kid after making the upside down pentagram
just starts waving it around and starts speaking like because
they crack the window was cracked open a little bit and
they start hearing like like some weird.
OK, maybe it wasn't as goofy as that, but he was kind of talking
these like weird tongues or whatever.
And that's when they heard the light flick on.
Not in their room because they would have I've seen that they
heard the light flick on in the middle cabin, the middle part or
the middle part of the cabin. That is where the camp counselor
lived. He must have heard or must have
felt like some kind of disturbance or something because
they see the emo kid drop his like grab his wand and Sprint
out of there and Sprint so quickly.
He goes to the backroom and that's when like Ty and Benjamin
are like, Oh my God, he's sprinting here.
So they quickly jump into bed and are, you know when, I don't
know if you guys did this, but like when you're, when you were
up later than you should and you're your mom is about to run
into like open the room and you just jump into your bed and then
you just stay super, super, super still.
That was them. Like it doesn't matter if you're
sprawled out in a weird position, you're staying as
still as possible. So they jump in, they're super
still and, and they watch as the door opens and the emo kid runs
in and runs UPS up to like the second bunk and just sits in
there. And that's when like they see
like literally 10 seconds after the emo kid gets into his bed,
they see the light flicker on and the, and the Cam counselor
who's for cabin B or whatever walks in his like, hey, hey,
hey, I saw something out there. And you guys go out there and
like, you know, everyone's pretending to be like what?
Like they just woke up. The emo kid is really pretending
to be like, what? I don't know what's going on,
bro. And obviously Ty and Benjamin,
you know, they're trying to like pretend like they weren't up
watching the whole thing. And the kid on the very top of,
like, Ty just is still completely asleep.
So counselors like, all right, whatever.
He's like, all right, Well, remember, it's a punchable
offense if you guys leave the cabin during the night.
Like, you will be forced to go back home.
And you don't want to miss the fun retreat we're doing this
weekend. They're all like, all right.
They're like, yeah, it wasn't us.
I don't know what it is. And that's when the camp
counselors, like, what? And he sees, he looks outside
the window, and that's when he sees it.
He's like stay here and he goes outside and they all watch as he
walks outside and he sees like the the upside down pentagram,
like drawn into the circle or whatever, drawn into the dirt.
And he's just looking at it. And he takes out like his iPhone
4 because it was like 2015 or whatever and takes a photo of it
with like flash takes another photo, steps back, takes another
photo and everyone else pretends to be asleep as they go back in.
Next day rolls around and they're walking to their first
activity from breakfast and time.
Benjamin happened to be in the same group and I was like, dude,
the emo kids insane. Like that was ridiculous last
night. Benjamin's like I've never been
more freaked out besides the first night, bro, like this,
this kids insane. And at this point they start
talking about the camping retreat.
So I mentioned this like a couple minutes ago when the camp
counselor said, you guys, you guys don't want to miss the
special fun camping retreat we're doing.
So they stayed out in cabins, but part of the wilderness camp,
whatever. At the very end of it, at the
very like the last Friday night to Saturday, they go, they hike
out kind of far farther out into the woods.
They bring like camping equipment and they kind of like
camp out like that. So they both of like Ty and
Benjamin were a little bit worried because that basically
meant that they were going by group and they were going to be
out in the woods in tents by themselves with the creepy
e-mail kid. So anyways, let's just Fast
forward to that day. It's Friday and everyone is kind
of packing their little bags. And the camp counselor for each
group packs their leg supply kit, medical supplies, radio,
the food that they're going to be eating.
And he's like, all right, everyone grab like everyone,
like groups of two grab a tent. And so sure enough, people pair
up and Benjamin and Ty are together and they grab this tent
and they start walking over to the campsite and time Benjamin
are like, Benjamin was like, dude, I heard that like, you
know, there's only like enough tents so that like we have to
pair up with someone. And he said, I heard that it's
random. I heard that we don't get to
choose who we pair up with. Taz like dude, that's.
Insane. We already have friends.
I get in the beginning them assigning us stuff but like we
know people now this is the last day.
Like why would we need to sign bunk with someone random and
they're and Benjamin's like dude I don't know if that's true
that's just what I heard. So eventually they get to the
campsite anyways, so they get to the campsite, right?
And you know, they start doing they set up, they're kind of
like they sit around a bunch of logs.
So they they like light a little fire and they've like baked
beans in a can or something. Then they also go out and they
kind of like clear the land for to put down the tents.
They all set up a bunch of tents in the group of two that they
carried it over in. And Ty at this point is
thinking, all right, we're good because I'm going to be with
Benjamin because I mean, we're in groups of two already.
Why would they need to reassign as groups?
And so once again, they were as back to the campsite.
We're not the the original campsite, but the little
campfire they made. It's getting kind of late and
the camp counselors like, all right, guys, time for me to sign
you your bunk mates or your camp tent mates and tying his head.
It's like, no, no, no, no, no, so Benjamin and so and so, so
and so and so and so, so. And you know, when there's like
that one guy you don't want to be with or something like that,
and like you're being assigned in a list and you and you don't
hear your name, but you also don't hear his name.
And the number of combinations starts getting smaller and
smaller and smaller and you start freaking out.
Well, this is what was happening to Ty until he realized that he
was doomed before, you know, the words were even said because the
camp counselor went through the entire list, but he didn't say
Ty's name or the emo kids name. And that's when the camp
counselor said Ty and the emo kid obviously said his real
name, but you know what I mean. And Ty was just like, oh, I'm
not going to make it tonight. I'm not going to survive.
I better write some like my some letters to my mom saying I love
you because I'm not making it tonight.
Oh my God. And Benjamin is just staring at
him, like, and afterwards walks up to him and says, hey, if you
need help, Yep. Like, we got to come up with
some kind of signal. So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to
like, I don't like, I'm just going to run out of there.
And I'm going to run over to like, no signals, no, nothing.
I'm running over to your campsite if anything happens.
And Benjamin's like, all right, that's totally fine, man.
So anyways, Ty goes up to the e-mail kids like, so looks like
we're bunking. The emo kid is like,
interesting. And Ty's like, yeah, man.
He's like, well, I guess you're one of my more favorite mortals
that I know. The Ties, like, yeah.
So they both like put down their sleeping bags in this kind of
very cramped tent and Ties is sitting there like.
OK. OK.
And they have this kind of light and it's like one of those like
battery powered lights. And the emo kids say goodnight,
tie and turns it off and ties like, like starts completely
freaking out. He's like, OK, OK, I can't see
anything, but we're OK. And that's when he hears the emo
kid stand up. And Ty's like, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And the emo kid is like standing above him and he's like, all
right, well, maybe I should just accept my destiny.
And that's when the e-mail kid, instead of striking him over
there at the rock or something, just leaves.
He opens up the camp tent and walks out.
And Ty's like, what? So Ty kind of like gets up and
he looks out. He sees the emo kid and the emo
kid is like standing or he's like crouching on all fours.
And then he starts howling, starts howling to the full moon.
He's like, but it's like a really weird howl.
And Ty's is like, what? And that's when he hears the
kind of like the camp counselor who's with us be like, hey, hey,
who's that? You're not allowed to be outside
your campsite. And you just see the emo K go
and just sprints towards like the sprints towards the tent.
So Ty jumps back into his bed and the emo kid who's not very
coordinated, apparently, instead of like jumping through the
wind, like the the open flat jumps right through the tent.
So breaks right through the tarp of the tent, cracks the entire
thing. The entire thing comes
collapsing down and Ty just Ty's was like has his eyes closed as
the entire tent falls on top of him.
And that's when you hear all this yelling and the camp
counselors like, what's going on over here?
Are you guys all right? And he just like starts ruffling
rum, rummaging through all the like the rubble and stuff.
And Ty starts like getting up and he pushes the stuff off of
him. The camp counselor was like, was
that you out there doing those howling noises?
He's like, no. And then sure enough, the emo
kid is just standing there like you and he says to him like, you
wouldn't understand what I was doing.
And the camp counselor was like, I told you before that you can't
be leaving your tent during the night time.
Like after I said goodbye, you were supposed to go to your tent
and not leave it. You were out there and he's
like, I was performing a protection ritual and camp camp
counselor was like, what? I was performing a protection
ritual so that everyone would be safe at night from the demons
and gusts of the underworlds. Camp counselor was like what?
And at that point, right, they just realized, okay, this is a
lost cause. And at this point, the worst
thing was that there was nowhere for them to sleep because the
camp was completely destroyed. The tent was completely
destroyed. So the camp counselor was like,
fine, you 2 bring your sleeping bags.
You can sleep in my tent. So the three of them are are
kind of like crushed in there. And eventually the camp
counselor is like, all right, you 2 are in here.
I'm going to sleep outside shenanigans.
So it was the most uncomfortable sleep of Ty's entire life.
But eventually the day is over, he gets up, you know, they start
packing up their stuff and they're walking back to the
campsite. And that's when Ty meets up with
Benjamin is like dude like what have like you're not going to
believe it. And Benjamin's like I heard a
lot of yelling are you OK? Ty tells him the story.
He's like dude, that's insane. So anyways, they get back and
Ty's think Ty actually had a really good time at the camp
minus the emo kid like cringe fest or whatever.
Eventually Ty's parents come to pick him up and Ty's mom's like
man, you got to tell me all about it.
Like how was it? Ty's like it was really good,
but it's quite a story. And so for the entire like 2
hour car ride back, Ty tells them the entire story.
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How's it going everyone? I hope you're having a great day
because today we have a story of probably one of the cringiest
emo kids on planet earth. I'm not even kidding.
This is probably one of the craziest stories I've received.
So sit back, relax, grab something to eat, grab some of
the drink and let's call today's subscriber who submitted this
story. Let's call them Oliver.
So this all happened back in the good old days of like 20/14/2015
when like goth, emo, all that type of stuff with like super
popular. And by the way, if you dress
goth or emo, I literally don't care.
That's a totally fine style. As long as you aren't an emo kid
like this kid, you're totally cool in my book.
So anyways, right, this all started when Oliver and his
friends were in the mall. And this was way back in the day
and Oliver and his friends were just kind of like walking around
in the mall. They were trying to figure out
something to do. I mean, it was a Saturday.
So I mean, who knows? Like, you know, I mean, like
they were trying to figure out something that they wanted to
do. And Oliver's friend was like,
Hey man, do you mind if we stop in Hot Topic?
Hot Topic is AT shirt store that sells a lot of store.
A lot of stores sells a lot of different types of T-shirts, a
lot of like trending stuff, a lot of like, and since, you
know, emo and goth was kind of trending at the time, they sold
a lot of shirts and a tire that really fit with that outfit.
Like you got like black T-shirt that says like society and then
you got like a a spiky collar. Oh no, man.
But anyways, right, Oliver and his friends stopped in Hot topic
and Oliver wasn't really, you know, there to like buy
something. So he was kind of just walking
around and chilling and he accidentally bumps into the emo
guy. Or there's the emo guy.
I'm introducing a new guy, emo kid, whatever will come the emo
kid. So anyways, right, this kid
turns around and he's got this like this black T-shirt on.
He's got a spiky choler, spiky collar choker type thing.
He's got black pants, he's got black shoes on.
His hair is black and it's like slicked down.
So he has these like massive really weird bangs where you
can't even see his face. He's like, watch where you're
going punk. And Oliver's like sorry man.
He's like, wait, I knew you, dude, you're from my school.
And Oliver's like, yeah, I think we're in class together now.
I've. I've seen you around though,
because Oliver's starting to remember this one time he saw
this really weirdo looking kid who is like, man, no one gets
me. And so sure enough, the kid, the
kid, the e-mail kid is like, bro, I don't think you bumped
into me on purpose. I think you were coming for me
in my kind. And Oliver's like, dude, what?
What? What are you talking about?
And then e-mail kids like bro, I think we both know that you just
hate the emo kids and two other e-mail kids appear at as some
like peer basically appear out of thin air.
And they were like. What's this kid talking about?
Like what's going on over here? And the e-mail kids like, yeah,
this kid over here is my school and he hates me on purpose.
And he just bumped into me and it was crazy.
I, I, I, you can't do this to us, man.
And the other e-mail kids like. Yeah.
Well, what do you have against in the e-mail?
Kids in this point, right? Oliver Lewis literally just
standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt store because his friend wanted
to buy AT shirt and Oliver's head, he's like brow, please
hurry up and get that T-shirt. But he says, look, I
accidentally bumped into this kit like this guy.
I'm sorry, it's not on purpose. You can trust me.
And the emo kids. Like, no, dude, I totally know
what like a bump on purpose would feel like.
That one felt so purposeful. Like I literally felt the
purpose in the bump. It was crazy.
And Oliver's like, dude, what do you mean by that?
And the emo kids like, are you getting aggressive with me, son?
Do you want to fight me, son? Oh, he wants to fight me, dude.
And at this point, Oliver's like, all right, guys, all
right, boys, have a good day. Oliver goes over, finds his
friend. He's like, dude, I got, I met a
bunch of weirdos. They wanna fight me.
I literally bumped into them and his Olivers friends, like, all
right, dude, that's all right, we'll go.
That's fine. And then Olivers friends sees
this pack of emo kids walk over and Olivers friend starts
cracking up. He's like, bro, you can't
seriously think, wait, these kids, these kids want to fight
you. Dude.
They're not going to do anything.
They can probably barely walk here without fainting.
And the kids are, like, waddling over.
And the emo kids, like, don't think I forgot what you did,
man. And so sure enough, right, You
know, Oliver and his friend, they buy the T-shirt, they
leave. And, you know, Oliver is telling
his friends all about what's going down.
His friends, like, completely laughing.
They find it hilarious. And that's because Oliver thinks
himself, well, I'm never going to see these kids again.
It doesn't really matter, right? Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong?
Because this started one of the most insane sagas that Oliver
has ever has ever had in his life.
He was telling me that like, he's experienced a lot of crazy
things, but the story that is to follow what just happened is
probably the craziest thing that ever happened to Oliver ever.
So skip forward a week. An entire week has passed by.
Actually a little bit more because it's not a weekend,
Oliver. It's a Monday morning.
He gets up, He's like, Oh my God, I got to go in.
So, you know, he gets up, eats breakfast, gets on the bus.
It's just like, oh. My God, man is.
It already Monday, dude, that's freaking crazy.
He gets into school and he's walking to his locker all kind
of like half awake or whatever. He is his back, back on.
So he gets to his locker and that's when he realizes that
something, something's wrong because his locker is like
halfway open and like the lockers didn't have locks on
them, but Oliver always like closed it.
By the end of the day. He grabbed his backpack and he
would shut it all the way and it would close and he noticed it
was halfway open, which was weird because no other lockers
were halfway open. I mean, somewhere, but they were
very obvious. The people just left them open
or whatever. And Oliver goes up to his
locker. He opens it very close, like
very, very slowly. And that's when he sees a little
something in the background. You know, he sees a little
something in the very far back of his locker.
So he you know, he gets his like his iPhone like 3 or whatever
opens up his flashlight app or I remember when that was the thing
shines it. And sure enough, he sees in like
in the back of his locker in like black marker.
He sees a like a skull and crossbones like scribbled on
there and then said you're next fear us.
And you know, at this point, Oliver is like.
What the what? Huh.
Yeah, what, what like what's going on here, boys?
Like I don't why? And so sure enough, like Oliver
like hits up his friend. He's like, bro, did you do this
and his friends like dude, no, I'm not cringe.
And, and Oliver is like, all right, well, if it wasn't you
guys, well then who could've like, that's, that's really
weird. And remember the whole emo
experience with the emo kid thing that happened at Hot Topic
over a week ago was a pretty crazy experience.
But at that time, Oliver had completely forgotten because
don't forget that the main emo kid actually went to Oliver
school and Oliver recognized him from being in the hallways once.
So Oliver didn't even think for a second, like he didn't even
think of the emo kids when he was like, all right, who's
probably going to be the one like who did this?
Who's most likely that like probably went through and was
trying to mess with me or whatever.
And Oliver just didn't even think of the e-mail kid.
So give it a couple days, right? Couple days later, you know,
Oliver is kind of like towards the end of school and most
people are gone. You know, Oliver's just like
waiting. It's after class.
Oliver's like waiting to go be picked up, but then he's like,
oh, shoot, I forgot my backpack. I don't know how that happens or
whatever. So Oliver's walking back to his
locker, and this is where it's actually a little creepy because
he starts walking back to his locker and it's like he looks at
his locker and it's just scribbled in black pen like
nothing else. No other lockers.
It says his locker has all these black X's all over them and it's
done Sharpie or whatever, but he's like, OK, whatever, this is
kind of serious because he looks around and no one else is around
him. So this is kind of weird.
Now. He's definitely feeling kind of
uncomfortable at the moment. So he goes in there and goes to
grab his backpack and he sees a piece of paper sitting there.
So he grabs the piece of paper. He realizes it's a letter, but
he doesn't read it yet because he grabs his backpack.
He gets on out of there and goes out of the school and now he's
standing where, you know, people are getting picked up or
whatever. And this is where he feels more
comfortable to actually read the letter.
So he opens up the letter and says, I'm going to try and read
in the e-mail kid voice. Don't think you could have
gotten away from us, man. The emo kids have not forgotten
your sins and you shall pay for them next time.
Don't mess with the popular loaders ever again.
And then it had this like weird, like Raven at the bottom.
And apparently that was like the emo Guild crust Crest or
whatever. Dude, I, I don't know.
But at this point, Oliver's like, Oh my God, it's the
freaking emo kid that I bumped into with the Hot Topic.
That's the kid behind all this or whatever.
So he's like, all right, I'm just gonna, next time I see him,
I'm just gonna tell him to leave me alone.
And the kind of, I'm just gonna scare him.
He's full of nothing, right? He's full of nothing.
And so sure enough, the next day rolls around and he gets on the
bus. And once again, Oliver isn't
even really thinking about the weird stuff going on, but he
gets on the bus and he's half awake and he's looking.
You know how you walk down the bus and you can see all the
people sitting in the seats? He looks in the way back and
he's like, stops for a second because he sees something that's
very reckoned that he remembers. Long black hair bangs in the
front of the face. And he's like, Oh my God, wait,
wait. That's the e-mail, kid.
And all of a sudden, he hears coming back the bus.
Right. Hello there, Oliver.
Why don't you sit next to me and Olivers, like, how does he know
my name? Whatever.
And Oliver is like, all right, well, this is going to be
actually a great opportunity for me to sit down and kind of like
scare this kid and tell him to like basically to piss off,
right? So Oliver gets to the back of
the bus and he sees the emo kid and he sits there.
He's like, dude, I don't know what's up with you, but why?
Why do you keep doing weird things to my locker?
And he says and the emo kids like so you've noticed, you've
noticed that the emo Guild has noticed your presence and has
decided that you are mortal enemy #1 and olivers like what
the emo kids like. So you must not know about the
Emo Guild. Well, someone so ignorant as you
probably would have known that anyways.
But anyways, the Emo Guild is the Guild of all the emails in
our area. They get together and since
everyone's a hater in part of society, we have decided to
Guild together and join our forces.
And if anyone strikes one of us, we will all combined and strike
them down 20 times is hard. And Oliver's like all right,
man. Well, you struck pretty hard.
The locker scared me. Got me good memo Kids like nice
tray Oliver, if that even is your real name.
Oliver's like yes, that's my birth name.
And he's like whatever. You don't even know what's
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Let's get back to the story. So eventually the bus gets to
the stop, the bus stop where the school is, Oliver gets up and
the e-mail kids like. Wait, you must know.
That you are facing off against the e-mail clad and you will not
have any idea of what's come in. And Oliver's like, all right,
can I at least get your name so I can know who I'm facing off
against? Fine.
I guess that is only what a respectable do list would do
anyways, so fair. I am Sir Ben, the great wizard,
Archduke nemesis, Leonardo DiCaprio, the third.
And Oliver's like, so your name's Ben.
Yes, whatever. That is my moral name.
And Oliver's like, OK, Ben, it is Ben.
And he's like, all right, I don't need to hear it.
Fine. OK, Bye.
So Oliver walks away and he's like, all right, Oliver is
thinking on this. He's like, you know what?
These kids are weird, and they have way too much time on their
hands. So I don't really want to see
what weird concoction of weird stuff they decide to put in my
locker or whatever they decide to do.
I don't want to see it. So you know what?
I'm going to strike back. I'm going to figure out
everything about this Ben kid and I'm going to have a little
ammunition to, I'm not going to say blackmail him, but blackmail
him. It just is what it is, man.
I'm sorry. Like they're playing dirty.
I'm playing dirty. Sorry.
So sorry if you don't, if you don't hate the player, the game,
right. So anyways, Oliver immediately
starts hitting up all of his friends.
He's like, do you know this Ben kid?
They're like now, I don't know this Ben kid one kids like,
yeah, he's the weird e-mail kid. He's like, all right, what do
you know about him? He's like, he's weird and e-mail
or something. Oliver, you're not you're no
help. So anyways, Oliver eventually
talks to his friend Stormy, who's a girl.
And you know, you know, Oliver's like, hey, sorry, I'm trying to
find this weird kid is like trying to like, beef with me.
I just want to find dirt on him. Do you know this kid, Ben
Stormy's like, oh, do I know Ben?
And Oliver's like, yes. Yes.
Do you know? Something.
Let's go. And he's like, please, please
tell me whatever Stormy's like. Well, you know Kate, right?
And Ben's like, not Ben, sorry. Oliver's like, yeah, I know
Kate. So Ben the e-mail kid guy that's
like being weird with you is. What Stormy's saying.
Has a massive crush on Kate and Kate knows it.
And you know, Kate hasn't necessarily said no to him yet
'cause he hasn't made any advances.
And Oliver's like, thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's all I need. Can I talk to Kate for a second?
And, you know, Storm's like, yeah, sure.
Like, whatever. So eventually Stormy sets Kate
and Oliver up. And Oliver's like, hey, please.
He explains the entire situation.
And Kate's like, look, Ben, the emo kid has been weird to me for
a very long time. Like, I used to think it was
this funny, but he's weird. He keeps looking at me.
He keeps right, Like, he keeps, like, professing his love to me.
You know what? I'll team up with you.
We'll take him down. Oliver's a static at this point.
So basically, they come up with a plan if the emo next time.
The emo kids strike. Oliver is going to find the
e-mail kid and ask for like mercy.
And if the emo kid doesn't give him mercy and Oliver doesn't
actually expect him to give him mercy, basically assuming the
emo kid doesn't give him mercy, Oliver is going to say, well,
I'm going to give you one more chance to give me mercy.
And the emo kids, he's going to be like, what?
What do you mean? Like I have the upper ground.
And then all of a sudden Oliver is going to like pull out like a
basically text message conversation with Kate, which is
going to be fabricated about how like he knows someone perfect
for her, for her and how like Oliver's friend, who we'll just
call BA. No, we're not going to.
We're going to call him. What should we call him?
Oliver's friend Ryan is like perfect for Kate.
And the truth is Kate has like a crush on Ryan.
And Oliver's basically going to say, hey, if you do any, like if
you do anything else, I'm going to set up Ryan and Kate.
And Kate already thinks Ryan is super attractive and Ryan is
down to get with her. And I have all the power to
connect them. And you will never be able to
date Kate or yeah, you'll never be able to date Kate ever again.
And this will destroy the e-mail Kate.
So anyways, and after this plan is done, once again, Oliver is
walking back to his locker and sure enough, once again, like,
you know, and he reported last time all the like the the exes
and stuff, and the janitor came and cleaned it up and 1 he goes
to the locker and sure enough, there is this like crudely drawn
black Raven. And then it says emo get emo
Guild underneath it. And so, you know, Oliver's like,
all right, they struck again. Let's see if this kids on the
bus. So the next day, Oliver is
really hoping that the emo kid takes the bus again, because
this would be kind of difficult to go and find them.
But sure enough, the emo kid is sitting in the back with his
like weird little super long hair that's like covering his
entire face. He's like, he's wearing like he,
he has this like robe today, this like black Cape or whatever
or something. He's sitting there and he's
like, Oliver, I've seen, do you want to sit next to me?
And because I don't know if you've seen your locker
yesterday, but it has a little, I don't know, it has a little
something on it. And Oliver is like, yes, Ben, I
know. I was wondering if we could talk
about, you know, maybe a surrender, my surrender.
And the emo kids, like, I knew it.
I knew you were weak. I knew you were sad.
But no, I will not show you mercy.
I will just not do it. It's not in the way of the emo
Guild because you're a part of society, freak society, bro.
And Oliver's like, look, Ben, I'm going to give you one more
chance to reconsider. And emo kids, like what?
Give me a chance to reconsider. You're asking me for my
forgiveness. I will not reconsider anything.
And Oliver's like fine, I know about Kate and emo kids like.
What you know about my love? I can barely keep a straight
face doing this anyway. Emo kids like.
You know about my love. And Oliver's like, yes, in fact,
I know more than that. You know Kate, right?
Well, I have a friend, Ryan. He's a good looking man.
And I was talking to Kate and I was talking to her about Ryan.
And I just asked her, you know what she thought?
And Kate confessed to me that she really thinks Ryan is so
attractive. And you know who's my best
friend? Ryan.
You know who Ryan finds attractive?
Kate. And with a snap of my fingers,
Mr. Emo Man, I could set the two of them up.
And you will never have a chance to date her for the rest of high
school or middle school. I don't care, right, For the
rest of high school. And I mean, it's not like that
Ben, the emo kid was going to date her anyways.
But the emo kid was like. No.
What do you want, you cruel beast?
You cruel monster. I don't know why you put my love
up like that. You can have whatever you want.
You can have my riches. You can have my gold.
You can have my Twilight limited edition series books.
And by the other himself, you can have anything of mine.
And Oliver's like, dude, I just want you and your weirdo friends
to stop emo kids. Like emo Guild is not going to
like this. They'll know that I have a
weakness. I might be kicked out of the emo
Guild. No.
And Oliver's like, all right, well, if you're if they're not
going to stop, if your buddies aren't going to stop you and
your weirdos aren't going to stop harassing me, well, then
you know what? Kate and my friend Ryan are
going to be sitting in a tree emo kiss.
I knew. Don't say it.
Don't say it, KIS. No.
SIM No. G No.
Fine, fine, Oliver, you cruel monster, you can have whatever
you want then. Fine.
Well, fine. We'll do it.
No, nothing more will happen. I'll tell the e-mail Gil that.
But you surrendered to me and I was merciful because that's part
of the emo Guild. And Oliver's like, didn't you
say that as the opposite? It doesn't matter.
Oliver, I'm trying to work with you, idiot.
And Oliver's like, OK, you know what?
If this is true, Kate, you know, Kate and Ryan, you know they're
not going to be like that. But just so you know, if you are
one of your little emo friends, do.
Anything to me. Anything.
Kate and Ryan are a thing. Emo kids like fine.
You drive a hardback and I'll call off the attacks.
And from that point on, Oliver has never received another
e-mail style. I don't even know if you could
call it an attack, but he never received weird stuff in his
locker or weird in carvings of. The E-mail Guild.
Or anything like that. And he lived happily ever after.
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subscriber who submitted the story.
Let's call her Claire. So this takes place during
Claire's class, right? She during school, she was in
class and there's this boy that Claire was talking to and she,
you know, she kind of liked them, right?
Hey, man, it, it, it happens, you know, life happens.
Let's call this guy Ben because I'm I'm not creative, man.
There's also another girl in Claire's class and we're just
going to call her the emo girl. And Claire didn't know this at
the time, but she really did know this.
She really got to know this pretty soon.
But at the time, she didn't know that the emo girl had a massive
crush on Ben, right? And part of me feels for the emo
girl a little bit. Like I've definitely been in
situations where in middle school I had a crush on this
girl and she was obviously talking to another guy that
like, you know, would have definitely gotten her like I I
was not the one for her. Some other guy was.
It sucks, man. It really does.
I'm not going to say it doesn't. However, it doesn't justify the
actions that you'll see in this video, which are pretty crazy.
But anyways, right. So this all started one day when
Claire was talking to Ben and she was sitting there, you know,
she's talking to Ben and it kind of seemed like Ben was going to
like her back and he was very engaged talking to her.
Like they were flirting a lot. And this is when you know,
Claire like kind of like spaced out a little bit.
You know, when you're like looking at someone and then you
kind of space out a little bit and you look at all the stuff
behind them. When you're like focus of vision
kind of changes and shifts. So she kind of like spaced out a
little bit and looked behind Ben and she very briefly made eye
contact with this emo girl in her class.
If you dress emo, this video is not against you.
I think the style is totally fine.
And I like you either way. As long as you don't act like
this emo girl, then you're totally fine.
So basically, right. This girl had super long dyed
black hair. She was like a natural, like a
brunette met like a year ago, but then she dyed it all black.
She wears all these like goth skull rings or whatever.
And it's kind of the style, you know what I mean?
And sure enough, this emo girl that Claire doesn't really talk
to just cuz they were never really friends is just staring
into like the pits of her souls do like the pits of her souls
staring into like the, I don't know what I'm trying to say.
She they were just like deeply staring at her very, very kind
of like angrily. And Claire quickly breaks eye
contact because like, I don't know, man, she's, she's not
trying to like she's just like, I'm not engaging with this.
Like, let's hope that's a coincidence.
Claire completely forgets about that and goes back to talking
with Ben, right? And so sure enough, you know,
she's talking to Ben. She's like flirting, whatever,
right? Insert flirtatious conversation.
And by the end of the conversation, you know, the bell
rings or whatever. And Claire leaves to go to
either recess, lunch, another class, I don't know specifically
what, but whatever it was, she leaves to go and do it.
And the emo girl quickly follows behind her.
Like the emo girl girl was kind of far behind her in class.
So the emo girl is like speed walking towards her.
And Claire's kind of thinking oh boy, I guess that eye contact
earlier today was not an accident.
It was not like an A mistake. You know how you sometimes like
I know I'll do this, I'll like space out and not even pay
attention and then realize I've been staring at someone for like
5 minutes. I'm just like, Oh my God, I'm so
sorry. I swear I'm just zoning out.
And Claire was kind of hoping that the emo girl just happened
to be accidentally staring into her soul through her.
But yeah, it was not an accident.
Because the emo girl walks up to her is like, hey, we gotta talk.
And Claire's like, okay. And the e-mail girl is like, I
don't know if you know this. But.
Ben, Ben is mine. He is my boyfriend.
And I don't want to see you start talking to him.
And Claire is really taking him back because at first she's
like, oh wait, is Ben dating someone?
Like I've talked to all my friends and I'm pretty sure like
I because like Claire made sure beforehand that, you know, Ben
wasn't dating anyone. So she could kind of like show
that she was interested and not get rejected or whatever.
And she was pretty sure that he wasn't dating anyone.
And also, if he was to date someone, Claire didn't.
I really think that the emo girl was his type, but she was like,
oh, so you're dating him. And the emo girl is like, well,
not yet, but he's mine. Don't question my authority on
this matter. You will.
You will suffer the consequences if you want to steal my
boyfriend away from me. And Claire's just like, what?
What do you mean your boyfriend? So you guys are dating or aren't
dating? She's like, well, not yet, but
like super soon. Like it's totally happening.
And The thing is, Claire, you're just getting in the way of this.
You're getting in the way of what is meant to be.
I was performing a spell last night and in my cauldron I got
like the spirits told me that Ben and I are meant to be
together. And if you want to get in the
way of spirits and magic, well then by by all means, like go
ahead and curse yourself. But I'm just letting you know
that if you get in between Ben and I becoming boyfriend and
girlfriend and soon to be husband and wife forever, then
you will regret it. And the emo girl kind of like
hunches over and like shuffles away.
And Claire was just stunned, to say the least.
She was kind of just at a loss for words at this point.
Because it's not every day that, you know, you're walking around
and, you know, the e-mail girl in your class, if you have one,
comes up to you and says that. Yeah, by the way, the gods of
magic literally said that you know that guy that you're
talking to, that he and I are meant to be together and that we
are actually boyfriend and girlfriend, even though we
aren't. So stay away, bro.
And then shuffle away. That's just not a, you know, a
day-to-day occurrence. I don't know.
But maybe it is. Maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know. But sure enough, you know,
Claire kind of was like, OK, well, I'm not going to be
bullied out of talking to this guy that I like.
Like I'm not going to be bullied out of it, man.
Like that's just not that's just not going to happen, you know
what I mean? And Claire is like, you know
what? I think I'm just going to, you
know, keep talking to this guy. I think I just say him.
So the next day rolls around and the only class that Claire has
with Ben is the class that she has with the emo girl.
So it's not like Claire could really talk to Ben a lot in
other classes. However, Claire does talk to him
every kind of like lunch break. They get lunch together and the
emo girl doesn't eat lunch in the lunchroom.
So I don't think she knows or if he does, she's not trying to see
that. Fair enough, I guess.
But sure enough, you know Claire, you know, Ben comes over
to Claire because they kind of were talking every single day.
I don't think that, I don't think the emo girl's ever spoken
to Ben before, but they're they're about to be boyfriend
and girlfriend. Guys, stop hating.
No, but so Ben comes over just like every other day and Claire
was a little bit weird and Ben's like, are you good?
And she's like, yeah, yeah, actually, it's nothing.
Sorry. I was just, I was just spacing
out. In reality, Claire was like, OK,
this will be interesting because she notices the emo girl is
intensely, intensely staring at her right, just looking at her
so angrily. And as Ben walks over and when
Ben sits down, her brow furrows and her like she like lifts up
her hand and like crunches it into a fist of rage like that
Arthur me more so like his his first is all balled up like so.
So Claire was distracted by that, obviously.
And she was like, Oh, no, no, I'm, I'm just, I'm just spacing
out. So Claire and Ben, you know,
they continue to talk and, you know, they did, they flirt a lot
as always. You know, it kind of Claire's
kind of getting a feeling that, you know, Ben's going to try and
make a move at some point kind of soon, just by kind of the
natural progression over the last couple weeks.
And, you know, Claire's all for that man.
I mean, she was kind of like trying to put herself out there
so the Ben would Ben would hopefully come around and, you
know, ask her out or something. Sure enough, you know, the bell
rings again and Claire is kind of like power walks out of
there. She grabs her bag quickly.
She's like aha, bad, I'll see you in the next one because Ben
and her go to totally different directions.
So it's not like she can walk with Ben.
And so Claire is like power walking out of there because
she's like, all right, emo girl is coming for me, man.
Like I I because Claire wasn't looking at the emo girl, but she
could just feel it like she had kind of like the raid boss music
going on. She's like, oh man, I got to get
out of here, dude. Final boss encroaching,
encroaching, man, like I, I got to get out of here.
So she grabs her backpack quickly, like puts it on her
shoulder and starts to like Sprint out, not Sprint out of
the classroom, man. Her teacher would have been
like, stop running, stop it, stop.
But sure enough, right now, the emo girl was just as fast and
just as intent to be talking to Claire.
And she comes up to Claire. She's like, you didn't heed my
warning, You didn't listen to me.
And Claire goes, dude, I don't know you, but it doesn't seem
like you and Ben ever talk. I don't think you're going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend. You threatening me with your
magic powers or whatever is not going to make me stop talking to
this guy. Dude.
Like can you go away? And the e-mail girl is like,
fine, but just know that I will give you one last warning.
And Claire's like, oh boy, kind of rolls her eyes or whatever.
And the e-mail girls, like, if I see you talking with him again,
it is on site. And Claire's like, bro, what?
What and the emo? Girls are like.
Stop laughing at me. It's not funny, it's serious.
I. Will give you.
One last chance, and this is your final opportunity to cease
your terrible behavior. Or you, yes, you, Claire will
suffer the consequences. And Claire's just like, oh, my
God, you. You can't.
You got to be kidding me, dude. Like, there's there's no chance.
So she's like, OK, thanks for talking to me.
Is that all? And the emo girls, like yes, one
last chance, don't forget it, Don't you forget it, One last
chance. And once again, emo girl
scuffles off little spoiler, Claire does not listen to the
e-mail girl in the next day in class.
The e-mail girl does something completely crazy.
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looking strong. So you thought that that was it
for the craziness from this emo girl that going up and
threatening that the evil gods of spells and magic and wizardry
Wilks, she will suffer the consequences.
You thought that that was bad and no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no pause, bro. You're not even close to what's
about to happen because the next day it rolls around.
OK, I keep saying that like that's something crazy.
Oh no, the next day happened. Time is linear, raw.
But anyways, right, next day rolls around.
Claire goes into class and she makes sure that she's talking to
Ben and she makes sure that the emo kid it or the emo girl
specifically is seeing this. And Claire is kind of like a
little bit upset because she's like, you know what?
This girl is bossing me around. I'm not standing for it.
So Claire decides that, you know, she's just going to make a
move, like she's going to make a move.
So anyways, Claire is talking with Ben and you know, she sees
that the emo girl is at an angle where she can see both of them
pretty clearly. And so Claire looks at the emo
kid in the e-mail girl in the eyes.
This is a little mean, I'm not going to lie.
However, it is kind of justified since the emo girl was like
threatening to pull up or square up or like it's on site if you
talk to him or talking crazy or whatever.
So this is a little bit justified.
Not saying it's not mean, but you know, so Claire's kind of
like, oh, Ben, like tell me about you or whatever.
And what Claire does is she puts her hand on like a Ben's leg or
whatever, kind of like as an indication of like, I like you
don't go ahead and do this. I especially like you got to ask
people first. Like you can't go around just
putting your hands on people, bro, as the Conor pugs
endorsement, don't don't do this.
But anyways, like, I mean, she was, she already talked it like
she either way she does it and Ben deprecates very nicely back.
And Ben kind of like puts his hand on her chair, right?
You know, when you're like in the movie, the classic movie
theater scene where it's like you reach your hand behind them
to like, I don't know, you know what I'm talking about.
And this the emo girl legitimately snaps, dude.
She freaking snaps. And you're in that you're you're
probably thinking she's going to go up and put a spell on them or
she's going to like go RAW and like Sprint to the bathroom to
have explosive diarrhea. No, none of those things are
true. You know what this girl does?
When she said it's on site, she meant it because Claire one
moment was like kind of relaxing in the company of her soon to be
boyfriend. Spoiler Ben in the next moment
she was on the ground. Do you know why?
Because the emo girl freaking tackled her dude.
The emo girl was got so angry at the sight of them.
Like basically they weren't holding hands, but they were
like same level of like romantic intimacy as holding hands.
She was so mad at that site that the emo girl legitimately got up
out of her seat, buckled her head down, sprinted like AD one
quarterback and knocked Claire out of like tackled Claire
basically. And it was like and started
hissing. So right now, Claire's on the
ground, the emo girl is on top of her.
Ben is sitting there in complete shock.
Like what, what, what? And everyone in the class turns
around, including the teacher because they were supposed to be
like reading a book or something in pairs.
They weren't. None of this nonsense was
supposed to be going down. So the teacher is just like,
what's going on over here. And the emo girl is like, is
like hissing the entire times. I, I told you it was on site.
Stay away from my boyfriend. And Ben is just so confused.
And Claire's like covering her face because the emo girl is
like very faintly, but still trying to like clutter.
It's like don't, don't, don't, don't, don't like what they're
big. Like, you know, kind of like in
Pokémon like Meow, Meowth, or I forgot the cat Pokémon that like
Team Rocket has, you know how that like it has scratch attack
that does like -1 damage that was kind of the equivalent of
what like this is the emo girl was doing to Claire.
So no damage was done. But it was very strange.
And sure enough, you know, Claire at the next moment feels
the sensation of the emo girl leaving her body, like being
picked up. So she opens her eyes and she
sees the emo girl is literally dragged being dragged away by
the teacher and dragged out of the classroom.
And Claire gets up and Ben looks at her with this just this look
of. Huh.
And at this point, Claire's like, Ben, I got some explaining
to you. I got some explaining to do, and
Claire explains everything that I just told you.
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