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Today we get a story of these 
emo kids who think that they're 

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super hard, super cool, super 
tough, and then they get 

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completely owned and it's it's 
hilarious. 

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You'll enjoy it. 
Subscribe if you like stories, 

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drop a like and let's call the 
subscriber who sent in today's 

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story. 
Let's call him Gavin. 

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So this whole story, this like 2
week long epic saga basically 

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all started one day when Gavin 
was in the hallways of his 

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school and he was just going to 
his locker because he needed to 

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go grab his backpack because it 
was time for the first class of 

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the day. 
So Gavin's walking to his locker

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and to be fair, right, he does 
say that he's not really paying 

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attention. 
You know, he's kind of just 

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thinking about other things. 
And he bumps into this kid by 

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accident. 
And this kid is dressed in like 

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all black, has like super long 
black dyed hair, has like black 

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mascara, has some like band 
T-shirt that they definitely 

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don't know more than one song. 
And the one song is the most 

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played song. 
You know how it is. 

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It basically like he bumps into 
this random emo kid. 

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And by the way, if this is your 
Kyle, I don't really care. 

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Like, you're totally chill in my
book. 

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As long as you don't do what 
these emo kids do in this video 

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or the story, then you're 
totally cool in my book. 

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But anyways, right, the emo kid 
who he bumped into is like, bro,

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you got to be watching where 
you're going. 

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And Gavin's like, all right, my 
fault. 

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Like, yeah, I wasn't really 
paying attention. 

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That's on me. 
And the emo kid says that's not 

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enough of an apology. 
I need you to bow down. 

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And Gavin's like, dude, I'm not 
bowing down to you. 

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Are you crazy? 
And, you know, kids, like, did 

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you just call me crazy? 
Did you? 

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And Gavin's like, well, yeah, 
like, I'm so sorry for bumping 

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into you. 
Like, sure, this is kind of on 

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me, but I'm not going to bow 
down to you to try and get your 

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apology. 
And he's like, you don't know 

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what you just did. 
And he, like, does a Sonic Dash 

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away? 
Like, you know how like the 

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Sonic Dash where you, like, 
throw both your arms back and 

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like, zoom away. 
And, you know, Gavin honestly 

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didn't think anything of it. 
He was like, all right, like, 

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I've never seen this kid before,
but I definitely, well, we'll 

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probably try not to talk to him 
ever again because he's pretty 

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weird. 
But yeah, Gavin didn't think 

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anything of it. 
But let me just say that quite a

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bit happened after that point. 
So Fast forward a couple days 

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and Gavin and his friend or his 
friends after school, they went 

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to this kind of like local ice 
cream place where they would go 

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like maybe once or maybe once a 
week, maybe once every two 

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weeks. 
They sat down after school, got 

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some ice cream and just kind of 
like talked about the day, 

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talked about whatever that they 
were interested in. 

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I don't really know. 
But anyways, they were sitting 

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in a booth and you know, Gavin 
was actually he was actually 

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recounting the story of the 
random emo OK that he bumped 

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into because like, you know, he 
hadn't seen his friends in like 

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a week or two as these friends 
were not school friends. 

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They were outside of school 
friends, they went to other 

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places, but they were all close 
enough to congregate in the same

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ice cream place. 
And so enough there is. 

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Or sure enough, they will go. 
That dude that's absolutely 

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crazy. 
And as Gavin was like finishing 

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up that story, he hears the 
doorbell open because there's 

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like a bell in the door. 
And in walks three emo kids. 

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However, they're not the emo kid
that Gavin bumped into, so Gavin

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doesn't think anything of it. 
He's like, oh, speak of the 

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devil. 
And like the other guys that 

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Gavin is with, Gavin's friends, 
they turn around and they're 

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like, dude is one of those emo 
guys, like, or one of those 

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guys, like the guy that you 
bumped into and Gavin's like, 

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no, no, no, that like, I just 
thought it was funny that a 

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bunch of like, you know, people 
who dress like the guy who who I

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bumped into like walked in as I 
was telling the story. 

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But no, that's not the guy, or 
at least I'm pretty sure it's 

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not unless he like totally 
revamped his style and like 

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looks totally different because 
of makeup or something. 

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But he was pretty sure it 
wasn't. 

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But weirdly enough, right, the 
emo kids walk right by like the 

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front desk, right? 
Or the place where you the ice 

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cream and they weren't sitting 
at any of the open tables as it 

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was kind of like you'd seat 
yourself. 

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They were walking right towards 
Gavin and his friends. 

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O Gavins, like, all right, wait,
hold U. 

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These kids seem to be walking 
towards us. 

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Do you guys know any of them? 
And Gavin's friends once again 

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turn around and look closer. 
And they they're just thinking 

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to themselves, no. 
So they tell Gavin like, no, we 

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don't know these guys. 
And Gavin's like, well, it looks

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like we're about to know them. 
And sure enough, the three emo 

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kids walk up and they're like, 
are you like the guy who bumped 

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into one of our brothers 
yesterday? 

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And Gavin is just looking at 
them like, huh? 

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And Gavin was like, well, what 
are you talking about, dude? 

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And he's like, you know, yeah, 
no, this is definitely the one. 

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One of the emo kids turns to the
other guy and says that. 

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And they're like, all right, 
bro, you were definitely the guy

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who bumped into brother. 
I don't know, Snake Lord. 

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They do. 
There's some like really weird 

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names. 
I'm kind of like derpy name or 

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something. 
They're like, yeah, this this is

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the guy who who bumped into 
brother Snake Lord a couple days

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ago. 
And then they all turn to Gavin 

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and they're like, this is your 
final warning. 

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This is Emo Squad turf. 
And Gavin, you know, probably 

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should have done this. 
Well, I mean, it doesn't matter.

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But he bursts out laughing. 
He was like, yo, it's who's 

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turf? 
Dude what? 

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And they're like, this is not a 
laughing matter. 

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This is the second offense 
against Emo squad. 

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He's like emo what? 
Lol at this point right Gavin? 

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He just can't stop laughing. 
He's like, so you're telling, 

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you're telling me. 
That the guy I. 

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Bumped you into his name is Lord
Snake Lord. 

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What? 
Brother snake Lord and that you 

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guys are part of emo squad and 
they're like it's not a laughing

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matter stop laughing stop it Nah
real quick before I forget 

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because I keep on forgetting and
it's annoying me right a comment

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emo down below. 
If you made it this far into the

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video. 
It's the secret word and I try 

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my best to hard as many comments
to say that as a way to say 

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thank you. 
And by the way, if you want to 

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support the channel and help me 
get to 500 KA little bit faster,

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binge watch videos. 
There's playlist in the 

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description. 
I literally appreciate that so 

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much and it was back to the 
story and Gavin's like you can't

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be serious dude. 
And the emo kids are like this 

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is your last warning. 
Apologize to us on your knees. 

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Apologize to us while bowing 
down or you will suffer the 

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consequences. 
You will faith face the wrath of

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Emo Squad and Gavin's like I'll 
face the wrath of what? 

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Emo squad lol. 
So anyways, right, the e-mail 

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kids are like fine, you've 
sealed your fate and the three 

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of them walk out. 
And at this point, right, 

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Gavin's friends also kind of 
join him and like laughing at 

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this. 
They weren't laughing at the 

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time because they were holding 
it in much better than Gavin 

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was, but Gavin really at this 
point just did not care. 

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Fast forward to the next day, 
though, goes to school, goes to 

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his locker as always, is just 
trying to pick up his backpack 

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and he sees that his locker has 
been opened and he's like, OK, 

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this is a little weird. 
And he opens up his locker and 

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he sees a piece of paper and 
he's like, all right, this piece

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of paper definitely was not here
before. 

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Looks like it's, you know, 
intentionally in here. 

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It was like folded up and it was
like it would look like a note. 

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So he picks it up and he opens 
it up and they're like the the 

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letter is like written in red 
pen to be all spooky and 

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mysterious. 
And it says you have 

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disrespected emo squad for the 
last time. 

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You now you shall now suffer the
consequences. 

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And it was signed emo nation and
Gavin's like emo nation, but 

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nothing happens for the rest of 
the day. 

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So Gavin was like pretty 
convinced that, you know, this 

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was kind of a big bluff and that
nothing actually would happen. 

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And but you know, anyways, 
right, you know, the next day 

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rolls around and Gavin is kind 
of completely forgotten about it

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and it's recess and he's just 
chilling with his friends. 

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He's actually on the swings. 
I used to love the swings when 

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like I used to go out to recess 
back in the day, the swings, me 

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and the boys would always be on 
those. 

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It was fire. 
But anyways, though, right? 

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He was just kind of chilling on 
the swings and he sees the squad

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of 6 emo kids, or at least 
they're dressed up like e-mail 

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kids. 
They walk up to him and Gavin's 

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singing to himself. 
Oh my God, it's the it's the 

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supreme Lord emo nation squad 
game forever. 

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Hashtag bro like it is. 
Oh no guys, they're coming and 

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they walk up to him and they're 
like so how's it feeling? 

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And Gavins like bro what? 
And they're like you're totally 

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scared right now I can see 
through you. 

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And Gavins like scared of what? 
The squad fam of emo nation? 

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They're like no, the brotherhood
don't disrespect the brotherhood

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and Gavins like whatever lol. 
And then when the emo kid says 

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so Are you ready for the attack 
the great emo versus nerd war? 

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And look Kevin just like wait, 
am I the nerd in the situation? 

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They're like yes nerd. 
And he's like, I bro, okay, I'm 

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ready for the great battle. 
Is it going to be greater than 

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World War 1-2 and three 
combined? 

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Is this going to be like D-Day 
but 1000 times bigger and more 

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epic and more explosions? 
And in the emo kids on 

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ironically, we're like, yes, are
you scared? 

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Gavin's like no law and they're 
just like you should be. 

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And they all kind of run away 
and they all like Sonic Dash 

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away. 
Apparently, like the sign of the

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emo kids was like Sonic dashing 
away, which like if you're 

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trying to be intimidating, I 
don't know if Sonic dashing away

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is going to really like, I don't
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I don't know man. 
You know, You know what? 

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I don't get it. 
Maybe I'm just a big old hater. 

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Who knows, dude. 
Anyways, though, skip forward to

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Saturday. 
So two days later. 

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Nothing happens in the next two 
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But sure enough, right? 
You know, Gavin and his friends,

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you know, they kind of 
congregate and they're going to 

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go hang out at the park for that
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It was a really nice day out. 
I don't know, they're just 

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trying to chill outside. 
But The thing is, right as Gavin

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was walking and they were kind 
of like collecting all the guys 

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or whatever, Gavin was noticing 
that, you know, there was this 

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emo kid who was walking on the 
other side of the sidewalk. 

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And he was like, OK, well, this 
is a little bit weird. 

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And he notices that the emo kid 
is like looking at them and like

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looking away. 
His eyes are like darting back 

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and forth. 
And then he picks out a phone 

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and is like whispering into the 
phone. 

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And Gavin is like, hey, cuz he 
tells he told his friends about 

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what's been happening last 
couple days. 

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He's like, by the way, we might 
be having some unexpected fun at

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the park or whatever is about to
happen. 

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And he kind of like points to 
the emo kid and the emo kid is 

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like runs away quickly. 
And so Gavin, his friends, 

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they're walking to the park and 
they just notice like random 

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people dressed in all emo like 
randomly appear around them and 

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kind of like look at them 
talking to phones and Gavin's 

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like by the way, they said that 
they were going to have like an 

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epic battle or something. 
So I guess prepare yourselves. 

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So Gavin, his friends make it to
the park and they're they're 

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just walking in when they see 
like from the trees, from the 

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bushes, 10 emo kids 10/11/12 
They all charge out and they're 

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like, this is the final battle. 
This will go down in the history

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books. 
And Gavin notices that they all 

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have nerf guns and he's just 
like, Oh my God, no shot. 

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And yes, So they all walk out 
with these nerf guns and they're

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like, what are your final words?
And Gavin turns his friends. 

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He's like, all right, so my 
fault. 

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I realized that they were weird 
and cringe, but this is like a 

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whole new level, so my bad. 
We're going to have a very weird

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day today. 
And they're like, if those are 

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the last words you've chosen, 
then so be it. 

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And then they start shooting the
nerf guns at him and like they 

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just kind of like bounce off of 
him. 

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But Gavin notices that all the 
nerf guns were all the Nerf 

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bullets were like colored black 
with like a black sharpie just 

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to be even more edgy and emo and
like, Oh my God, society or 

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whatever, right. 
And Gavin's like, Oh no, these 

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foam like pellets are slightly 
annoying. 

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No, no, but like he's just like,
guys can can you stop? 

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This is kind of annoying. 
And they're like, I know that 

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you would crumble. 
I know that you would fail, no 

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mercy. 
And they just come in. 

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They're still like shooting 
these like little foam black 

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bullets or whatever. 
And he's just like, guys, 

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please, this is getting 
annoying. 

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I'm just trying to chill at the 
park with my friends. 

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And they're like, you shouldn't 
have disrespected emo squad 

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then. 
And he's like emo squad. 

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They're like, no, stop living. 
And sure enough, right, they 

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just keep shooting their Nerf 
guns until they run out of 

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bullets. 
And then they're like, huh, 

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looks like we won this battle. 
And Gavin's just literally 

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standing there with a pile of 
like, poorly drawn Nerf bullets,

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right? 
And he's like, what? 

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And they're like, yeah, you got 
so scared. 

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And Gavin's like, dude, what are
you talking about? 

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They're like, we won this. 
And then they all like, get up, 

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like, they got all their Nerf 
guns together and they're 

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running away. 
And they're like. 

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And Gavin could hear them yell, 
yeah, we just won. 

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Let's report back to Emo Squad. 
Kevin's like I like OK OK man. 

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Like this is really getting 
annoying but I guess you won. 

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Let's hope this is the end of 
it. 

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But unfortunately it was not the
end of it yet. 

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No, these, these kids are crazy,
bro. 

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So things start to get really, 
really weird one day, like a 

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couple days later when Gavin's 
just chilling in his room, he's 

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on his phone and he's actually 
on Instagram. 

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He's just liking people's photos
or whatever, just kind of like 

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chilling out. 
And he gets a follow request 

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from an account called Emo under
score Nation. 

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Like in a bunch of letters or 
whatever. 

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I'm not going to give you the 
exact username as I wasn't even 

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given the exact username. 
And apparently the account's 

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deleted now or whatever. 
So like, unfortunately we can't 

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go look at the account ourselves
and cringe and laugh or 

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whatever, but sure stuff, right?
You know, the account DMS him 

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and they this is where things 
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They DM him a video and Gavin 
looks at the video and the video

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is of Gavin sitting on his phone
liking photos on Instagram. 

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So Gavin immediately gets up. 
He goes out and he sees his 

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windows open. 
There's no his like his shades 

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are not drawn. 
He runs out like looks at his 

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window and you know, his yard is
empty. 

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But sure enough, like maybe a 
couple minutes ago or a couple 

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20 minutes ago or whatever, 
maybe even like 30 seconds ago, 

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there was one the e-mail kids 
who was recording him from his 

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backyard looking into his window
at this point, right, Gavin's 

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like, all right, that's weird. 
I'm starting to get weirded out.

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I know these kids are just 
cringe and lame and all they're 

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going to do is like cast spells 
on me and like, say society 

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hates us, but still, I really 
don't like this invasion of 

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privacy. 
So Gavin's thing to himself, all

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right, so I'm just going to 
screw over all these kids, like 

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for messing with me at this 
point. 

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And I know for a fact how I'm 
going to do it. 

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So Gavin basically has a plan 
where he wants to get them to 

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admit in writing who's doing 
this and just to like, admit it.

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So then he can report it to the 
principals and get them to stop 

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doing anything. 
So Gavin like finds the account 

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again, sensitive messages like 
bro, like I'm waving the white 

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flag. 
I need to surrender. 

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You guys are too powerful. 
But first I must know who is it 

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in the emo squad. 
And of course it count as like 

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responds ha ha ha ha ha. 
I knew you would crumble. 

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I knew you would fall. 
Kind of goes on this, like, I 

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don't know, this big old 
Shakespearean big like. 

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Oh, you have failed. 
We have. 

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One emo squad will reign 
supreme. 

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Forever. 
And he's like, I like, yeah, I 

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totally lose guys, you're so 
right. 

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But can you tell me who did I 
lose to? 

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I must know the names. 
And then Gavin's like it is only

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it is a soldiers are honored to 
tell me who it is. 

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He just made something up to 
make it sound like something 

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that they had to tell him the 
names to be honorable or 

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something. 
And the EMO Squad legitimately 

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says the the members of the EMO 
squad are and then legitimately 

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just gives a list of names. 
And Gavin's like, wait, bro, 

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you're serious? 
You're just going to like you're

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just going to self report this 
hard to me. 

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I like cool, I'll take it, dude.
So then Gavin goes on to say, so

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it was you guys, the people you 
just listed who, you know, 

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recorded me in my house and 
attacked me at the park and 

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threatened me and all that kind 
of stuff. 

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And they're like, yes, it was 
us. 

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It is a soldiers honor to tell 
you who it was. 

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And at this point, Gavin's like,
bro, I just made that up. 

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But like, thanks for believing 
it, dude. 

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Like it's just going to make my 
life so much easier. 

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And he's like, wow, you guys 
really have won. 

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And they're like, we have won 
the battle, but not the war. 

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We shall not stop until you 
understand the truth of how 

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you've disrespected the emo 
squad. 

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And Gavin at this point right 
now, he's screen. 

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He's like real. 
He's real. 

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Careful to screen record the 
whole conversation, get 

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screenshots somehow back it up 
because like you can unsend or 

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delete Instagram DMS, you can 
also delete accounts or 

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whatever. 
So after Gavin has gotten all 

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the proof, he responds lol Emo 
squad such a nerd name. 

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And then stops responding and 
they say, ah, what I thought you

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surrendered. 
Well, we're going to attack even

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harder now. 
You don't know what we're 

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capable of. 
But apparently Emo Squad was 

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also not, was not aware of what 
Gavin was capable of because the

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next day Gavin goes to the 
principal and he's like, hey, 

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can I talk to you for a second? 
Principal's like, yeah, sure. 

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What's up? 
And Gavin tells the entire story

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of what happened and she's like,
what? 

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And he's like, oh, yeah, by the 
way, I have names of exactly who

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is in Emo Squad. 
And the principal's like, and 

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Gavin's like, I know, but hold 
up, hold up. 

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And shows her the video tells 
her about everything and then 

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shows her the proof. 
And she's like, wow. 

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Like normally it's like we don't
get evidence this like 

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convincing, like, good job. 
Like actually, like normally we 

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would have taken your stuff 
seriously if you just came 

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forward with the story. 
But the fact that you also got 

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them to admit with a list of 
names, that's that's pretty 

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good. 
And sure enough, right. 

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Every guy that was like, or 
everyone who was listed on the 

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e-mail squad account was 
following the account too. 

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So it's pretty, it was pretty 
clear they didn't just list 

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random people. 
And yeah, sure enough, right, 

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Gavin goes to class and he's 
sitting in class when he hears 

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on the loudspeaker the list of 
names in the EMO squad be and 

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then followed up by can the 
following names, like report to 

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the principal's office and then 
the list of names in the e-mail 

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squad. 
And Gavin's just sitting there. 

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Like, what a coincidence. 
That totally wasn't me. 

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And yeah, so sure enough, right,
everyone in the Emo squad gets 

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like, they don't get suspended, 
but they get detention right 

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after school for the next two 
weeks. 

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And also they're now placed on 
kind of thin ice, AKA if they do

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anything against Gavin at all, 
they will get actually 

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suspended. 
And if they do anything again, 

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they'll get like full on 
expelled. 

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So the emo squad never really 
like messes with Gavin again, 

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except this one time about a 
week later. 

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So they've been in like in 
school detention for about a 

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week. 
Gavin passes one of the emo kids

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and the emo kid looks at him and
hisses at him and then walks 

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away. 
And Gavin's just like, I mean, 

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what did I click on the video on
screen right now? 

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I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

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Do it. 
You know those kids that when 

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they're in an argument and 
they're starting to lose, 

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they'll like bring up, oh, my 
mom does or my dad is or like 

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something like that, or my, my 
dad works for my dad's a lawyer 

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man. 
Or just imagine those kids, 

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right? 
Imagine that kid, multiply them 

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by 100 and you have today's 
spoiled brat. 

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Enjoy the story. 
So the subscriber who sent in 

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the story. 
And by the way, you can send 

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stories too to my Instagram in 
the description be featured on 

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the channel. 
Love to see it. 

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Let's just call this kid Jake, 
right? 

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Anyways, Jake good kid. 
And in in Jake's class, right in

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Jake's class, there was a kid 
who was a. 

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Kind of the. 
The worst kid ever. 

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I'm just kidding. 
I'm sure that there's someone 

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worse, but he was the spoiled 
brat kid that I gave a brief 

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description for in the 
beginning. 

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Let's call this guy Thomas, 
right, Thomas? 

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And then just there's another 
girl in the class and this girl,

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her name's Emma. 
Emma's pretty crucial to the 

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story, but that'll become a 
little bit more apparent in just

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a second. 
ANYWAYS, right? 

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So just a little back story 
before we go into what Thomas 

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did, his crazy mental breakdown 
explosion, calling the, you 

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know, my dad on literally 
everything and whatever, right? 

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You'll see in a second. 
But a little bit of a back 

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story, right? 
So Jake, the kid who sent in the

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story, in this girl, Emma, they 
pretty obviously had feelings 

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for each other, like they were 
always like friends. 

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But it was. 
Very clear that like they were 

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not about to stay friends for 
long they were either going to 

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have a massive explosion and 
never talk to each other ever 

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again or they were going to like
date Mary have six kids send two

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kids off to college start a Roth
IRA start mining Bitcoin as all 

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couples do you know it was going
to be either or and it was 

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really looking like Jake was 
going to ask her out pretty soon

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like everybody in the class knew
this except Thomas because. 

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You know, Thomas didn't have a 
lot of friends, so. 

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We'll put it that way. 
But it was kind of, it was kind 

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of. 
To him being a jerkface. 

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I don't know how else to put it,
man. 

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I don't know how else to put it.
It just is what it is. 

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Anyways, right, so you know 
Jake, he's in class one day and 

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you know at this point he kind 
of has like plans to ask Emma 

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out at some point this week, 
right? 

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He knows he's going to do it. 
And The thing is like everybody 

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knows he's going to do it too. 
Even like Emma is like 98% sure 

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because people. 
Who talk to Jake, talk to her. 

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You know secrets that they don't
last long. 

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Secrets are no fun unless you 
share them with me, not anyone 

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else, just me. 
But anyways, right, So he was 

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kind of thinking about this in 
the back of his head. 

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So he was kind of having a good 
time. 

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It was a fun week. 
Things were looking good. 

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But then you know this kid 
Thomas, right? 

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Thomas had a reputation for 
being that kid who was like 

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never, no one ever said no, 
right? 

444
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,520
He had a lot of, you know, 
resources and completely abused 

445
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,960
them, right. 
He would come in and he would 

446
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,480
like if someone had like 
something new, he would get the 

447
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,920
new thing plus one or like with 
more storage or just slightly 

448
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,760
newer or slightly cooler. 
And while he wouldn't like 

449
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,200
blatantly like I've talked about
kids in the past that have 

450
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,240
blatantly been like, haha, my 
phone is better than yours 

451
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,160
because it has like it's 
slightly bigger or has like 

452
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,080
another camera or something or 
it's newer. 

453
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,320
Thomas would never be that 
blatant about it. 

454
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,400
But it was very apparent that 
whenever someone got something 

455
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,200
that Thomas the next day would 
get something that was just a 

456
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,720
little bit better that it was 
100% on purpose. 

457
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,760
Like this kid was definitely 
knew what he's doing. 

458
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,080
So one day when Jake was in 
class and remember, he's at this

459
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,240
point kind of planning to ask 
out Emma. 

460
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,120
Emma knows, the whole class 
knows. 

461
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,200
The teacher knows. 
Like I know what this bomb is. 

462
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,240
Can I have no idea who these 
people are? 

463
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,120
But anyways, right, They kind of
know it. 

464
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,080
And he's chilling in class one 
day and he overhears. 

465
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,640
You know, Thomas. 
Thomas is going on one of his 

466
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,280
little rants. 
Because while Thomas. 

467
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,080
Wasn't always blatant about 
being a jerk. 

468
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,920
He was he could be very arrogant
at times, such as like a like 

469
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,760
couple weeks ago. 
He was like, guys, I'm not even 

470
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,480
going to study for this test, 
man. 

471
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,880
I'm literally just, I'm just 
born different. 

472
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,200
And he, Thomas claimed to get 
100 on the test. 

473
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,240
But you know, The thing is, one 
of the classmates did a little 

474
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,960
bit of an investigation by 
themselves and figured out that 

475
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,560
Thomas got a 42, which, you 
know, look, these things happen,

476
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,760
right? 
You try to avoid those. 

477
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,480
Sometimes tests are hard, but 
you never go around saying that 

478
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,720
you got 100. 
I mean, maybe you're like, oh, 

479
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,240
dude, I got AC on that test and 
you actually like failed it. 

480
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,360
I can, I'm fine with that. 
Like, whatever, dude, but don't 

481
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,080
go around saying you got 100 
when you got a 42 or something. 

482
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,240
I don't know. 
ANYWAYS, right, So Thomas was 

483
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,080
going on one of his little rants
and, and Jake decided to 

484
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,800
overhear what Thomas's rant was.
And it was, it was, it was very 

485
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,560
kind of like awkward yet pretty 
funny for Jake because Thomas 

486
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,520
was talking about how Emma was 
in love with him. 

487
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,080
And at first Jake was like, bro,
what? 

488
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,400
And Thomas was talking really 
loudly to this kid and he was 

489
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,640
like, yeah, Emma, she's in love 
with me, man. 

490
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,920
She just can't she, I see her 
all the time. 

491
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:08,080
She's looking over at me. 
With these eyes, eyes of desire.

492
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,480
And like, that's a quote, by the
way. 

493
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,000
Like sometimes I like, I make up
the lines for what these people 

494
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,120
are saying because I didn't get 
like a 50 page script. 

495
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,960
But that one was a quote, right?
This was a quote, right? 

496
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Jake told, or you know, the 
subscriber who we're calling 

497
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,040
Jake said that like this kid 
actually said like eyes, eyes of

498
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,040
like desire or something crazy 
like that. 

499
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,120
So this point Jake is like, lol 
like what? 

500
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,320
And yeah, you know, Thomas the 
kid and spoiled brat kid who you

501
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,960
will see have a epic meltdown in
just a second. 

502
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,840
Just give me a second, right? 
This kid then goes on to say 

503
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:41,480
that he's she's going to ask out
Emma and that there's a 100% 

504
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,080
chance that she's going to say 
yes and at this point Jake is 

505
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,840
like all right, trying to find 
the the betting house so I can 

506
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,160
make a bet on this 100% bet 
because I I could probably get 

507
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,240
pretty good. 
You know, pretty good reward for

508
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,880
that like probably some pretty 
good odds or the odds would be 

509
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,240
terrible if it's really 100% and
I will definitely make some 

510
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,800
money on this bet it's. 
All I'm going to. 

511
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,400
Say, but anyways, right, so Jake
was sitting there he's like, 

512
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,360
that's funny, ha ha. 
He didn't actually think Thomas 

513
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,400
was going to go through with it 
because. 

514
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,280
Thomas. 
In the past, I've made a lot of 

515
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,240
like, very, very big claims. 
He's a, he's like, he, he's 

516
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,640
that, he's that kid who always 
like, says things but never 

517
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,880
really does them right. 
He never really ends up, like 

518
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,280
following through with the 
stuff. 

519
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,880
But, you know, anyways, they get
out of class and they're walking

520
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,320
down the hallway and, you know, 
Jake, the subscriber, he sees 

521
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,200
Emma and Emma's like, oh, hi, 
hi, Jake. 

522
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,320
How's it going? 
And Jake is like, Emma, can we 

523
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,120
talk for a second? 
Because Jake was thinking to 

524
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,480
himself, he's like, you know 
what? 

525
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,000
I think I should just ask her 
out now. 

526
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,160
Like, I don't want her to like, 
feel like to say yes to this kid

527
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,400
just because she feels bad. 
And then it's weird. 

528
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,560
And he said also like, why am I 
stringing her on? 

529
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,680
Like why am I making this longer
than it needs to be? 

530
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,920
So what he did? 
Is he did it really private, 

531
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,920
Nothing really crazy. 
And he just took her side. 

532
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,360
And he's like, hey, you know, 
we've been having a really, you 

533
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,440
know, really good time together.
Like I've really enjoyed 

534
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,080
spending time with you. 
And he's like, I feel like we're

535
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,520
not really friends right now. 
And I want to make it official. 

536
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,320
And she was like all smiley and 
happy man. 

537
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,840
You know I really have to make 
this part up because I don't 

538
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:11,080
have a lot of experience when it
comes to you know what I'm going

539
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,600
to go to that man one like 
equals one prayer for you know 

540
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600
my love life. 
But whatever dude you know Jake 

541
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,640
says something really sweet like
I don't know your feet are hot 

542
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,800
lol XD He says something like 
really sweet and does something 

543
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,800
a girl wants to hear like what I
just said. 

544
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,880
By the way guys feel free to use
that banger on someone. 

545
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,080
It will 100% work. 
I'm as confident that it's going

546
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,840
to work that I am as confident 
that this kids not going to have

547
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,560
a complete mental breakdown. 
And by mental breakdown I mean 

548
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,800
Thomas having a complete rage. 
But anyways, right, but that's a

549
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,400
joke. 
Don't actually use that line. 

550
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,640
I'm not I'm not liable if you 
get rejected or punched in the 

551
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,000
face. 
Don't actually use that line, 

552
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,680
guys. 
Anyways, right. 

553
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,040
So you know Jake, you know, he 
asks out Emma and guess what? 

554
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,080
Emma said yes, not a surprise, 
not a surprise at all. 

555
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,880
But anyways, right, so you know,
they're walking out and you 

556
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,560
know, good news, you know, you 
know, Jake just asked out Emma. 

557
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,520
She said yes, he's having a good
time. 

558
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,000
People are like, you know, Emma 
goes. 

559
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,160
Up to her group of. 
Friends and starts telling them 

560
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,480
like. 
You know, kind of. 

561
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,040
Like, you know, it kind of fun, 
like high school drama, stuff 

562
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,000
like that, Like, oh, yay, 
Congrats guys, whatever. 

563
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,920
But here's the thing, right? 
Here's the thing. 

564
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,720
Thomas is not aware of this 
fact. 

565
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,040
I mean, first of all, she'd 
never say yes to Thomas because 

566
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,120
he's kind of a jerk. 
But Thomas, Thomas, good guy. 

567
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,720
Actually not, not not a good 
guy. 

568
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,320
But you know Thomas, right? 
He's not aware of this. 

569
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,160
Anyways, right, So you get out 
to the hall and Jake is 

570
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,360
somewhere like Jake is kind of 
near like he's he's in the 

571
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,800
hallway because it's like in 
between classes or whatever. 

572
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,440
Or it's like during a whatever. 
I don't know exactly the 

573
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,800
context, but for some reason a 
bunch of kids were just like 

574
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,080
chilling somewhere. 
Maybe he's the hall, maybe he's 

575
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,240
out of like recess. 
Maybe he's a common area. 

576
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,680
Either way, imagine a place 
where all these kids are at and 

577
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,680
Thomas is there and he sees 
Emma. 

578
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,920
And he's like. 
Hey Emma, can I talk to you for 

579
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,280
a second? 
And here's the thing, right? 

580
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,600
Emma was totally aware. 
Like when Jake like called her 

581
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,200
aside, she knew exactly what was
happening because they've been 

582
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,480
kind of like talking for a week 
like that, you know? 

583
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,400
Like they, they had kind of been
like that for a while either 

584
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,200
way, right? 
So when Thomas calls Emma aside,

585
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,520
she had no idea what to. 
Expect she had never. 

586
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,640
Talked to this kid before, Yeah.
The whole like Thomas telling 

587
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,800
people that she was, she was in.
Love with him that now that. 

588
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,440
Just wasn't that just wasn't 
true, man. 

589
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,760
That just was not true anyways, 
right. 

590
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:32,160
So Thomas, he calls Emma aside 
and but he calls her aside, not 

591
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,000
really like Jake like actually 
brought her to like a different 

592
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,440
place. 
Thomas did this in front of 

593
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,120
actually everyone. 
He went up to her and he's like,

594
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:47,960
hey, and she's like, what's up? 
And he's like, and he's like, 

595
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,520
you've been totally looking at 
me recently with these like 

596
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,760
these eyes. 
And she's like, what are you 

597
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,280
talking about? 
He's like, it doesn't matter, it

598
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,080
doesn't matter. 
Will you be? 

599
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,840
My girlfriend and he just kind 
of like looks at her with like 

600
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,400
these eyes like huh, will you, 
What do you say? 

601
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,760
What do you say? 
And she's like. 

602
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,320
She OK, here's the thing. 
She would have said yes anyways,

603
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,480
but she was like oh, I'm so 
sorry. 

604
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,200
And at this point, his face 
drops. 

605
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,000
And she's like, oh, I'm so. 
Sorry, I'm actually, I'm 

606
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,920
actually just got a relationship
with someone. 

607
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,560
And he's like who? 
Yeah and Emma's like, yeah, you 

608
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,680
know, you know, Jake and he's 
like what? 

609
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,240
And and she's like, yeah, I know
Jake just asked me out and 

610
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,720
where, you know, we we just got 
together like literally today, 

611
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,720
like I I'm sorry, like I I just 
got a relationship. 

612
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,480
Obviously she's using this as a 
cop out because she was going to

613
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,800
say no anyways. 
So this is like the nicest way 

614
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,280
she can say no. 
But. 

615
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,520
And and then the The thing is 
though, Thomas, Thomas doesn't 

616
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,440
take this well. 
The way that Thomas perceived 

617
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,920
this whole thing going down was 
that no. 

618
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,800
No, no, no, no, she didn't say. 
No, because like he was 

619
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,360
undateable or because she didn't
want to. 

620
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,800
She said No because she really 
wanted to. 

621
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,880
She. 
Wanted. 

622
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,000
Him. 
But she simply couldn't. 

623
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,480
Because she was stuck in a 
relationship with Jake. 

624
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,560
And this made Thomas so mad and 
you could see his face get so 

625
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,200
red and he took his little hand 
and he like. 

626
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,960
Balled it up in a fist and he 
was like, where is Thomas? 

627
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,960
I'm really bad at this whole 
name thing. 

628
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,160
Of course, Thomas didn't say. 
Where is Thomas? 

629
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,280
Thomas said. 
Where is Jake? 

630
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,920
And Jake like just happened to 
like walk in like just wherever 

631
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,560
they were, hallway, room, 
whatever, just gathering place. 

632
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,800
He just happened to like walk in
as that was happening. 

633
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:33,800
And he looks up and he sees like
Emma, his girlfriend of like 25 

634
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,320
minutes at this point, right. 
And then like Thomas, the kid 

635
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,200
that like he knew that was like 
kind of like weird and kind of 

636
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,320
like out of this like just lived
in a different planet looking at

637
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:49,120
him with this like face of rage.
And Jake was just like, oh boy. 

638
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaking of rage, today's 
keyword or special or secret 

639
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,840
phrase or whatever you want to 
call it is rage. 

640
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,240
So yeah, if you made it this far
into the video comment rage down

641
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,200
below, I'll be Harding as many 
of those comments as I see. 

642
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,000
I obviously can't get to them 
all, but I will do my very best 

643
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,720
to try and hard as many as I 
can. 

644
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,160
So if you want to farm some 
hearts on the channel, maybe get

645
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,600
top commenter. 
Best shot of that happening is 

646
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,760
by commenting rage down below. 
Also, every once in a while I'll

647
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,360
shout out a channel member who 
leaves a comment on the video. 

648
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,560
So yeah, on screen, thank you 
very much. 

649
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,840
You guys can also become a 
channel member by hitting the 

650
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,840
join button, but honestly, you 
guys don't have to do that. 

651
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,680
I just appreciate you watching 
this far. 

652
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,040
I really do and also to show you
my gratitude every single person

653
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:31,920
who. 
Leaves a like. 

654
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,440
On today's video, just dropping 
a like on the video will receive

655
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,240
nothing. 
I know you're probably just like

656
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,920
if you're standing up, you fell 
down. 

657
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,320
If you're sitting in a seat, you
literally collapsed out of your 

658
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,400
seat. 
It's a fantastic deal. 

659
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,760
Leaving a like in the video and 
you get nothing. 

660
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,720
I'm going to leave a like right 
now anyways, right? 

661
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,600
So where we left off was Thomas 
just got rejected. 

662
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,240
By Emma and in Emma and. 
In Thomas's mind, it is Jake's 

663
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,400
fault. 
Emma actually is still in love 

664
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,560
with him, but. 
It's all because of Jake. 

665
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,400
He can't have her because of 
Jake. 

666
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,080
He like goes up to Jake and he's
like bro. 

667
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,200
And Jake's like what's up dude? 
He's like. 

668
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,240
Bro do you want to fight? 
I love it when people are just 

669
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,120
like. 
Do you want to fight? 

670
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,600
Man, Like, no, no one wants to 
fight. 

671
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,240
No one's going to box you. 
You're not KSI and Logan Paul. 

672
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,920
No one's going to watch it. 
Just why? 

673
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,960
Dude? 
Like whatever, right Tangent. 

674
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,640
He's like, do you want to fight,
bro? 

675
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,720
And Jake's like, dude, what? 
And then Thomas is like, yo, 

676
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:35,320
Emma rejected me because of you.
And Jake's like, dude, she 

677
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,840
rejected you because you're a 
jerk. 

678
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,560
Jake had no filter, right? 
Like good kid, but like no 

679
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,400
filter. 
He's like, you're always 

680
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,880
annoying. 
You're always bragging about 

681
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,280
stuff. 
You're always full of it. 

682
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,960
Like even if she wasn't with me,
like unlucky to you, but even if

683
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,080
she wasn't with me, she would 
have said no. 

684
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,400
And at this point, Thomas, this 
goes berserk. 

685
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,240
And he just like, he just looks 
at Jake and he's like, you know,

686
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,240
you know what my dad does. 
And at this point, Jake is like,

687
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,640
dude, I do not care. 
And Thomas is like, no. 

688
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:09,080
He is a very. 
Good lawyer and he's going to 

689
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,760
sue you, dude. 
And Jake is just looking at him,

690
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,040
just completely just 
flabbergasted, just like, did 

691
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,880
this kid just say? 
That his dad is. 

692
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,800
Actually going to sue me because
my girlfriend denied his like 

693
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,120
his love application. 
What the fuck? 

694
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,840
What? 
Like at this point he. 

695
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,520
Kind of thought it was a joke. 
But no, this he looked at this 

696
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,800
kid, this Thomas. 
He could see it in this kids, 

697
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,480
Thomas's eyes, right? 
This was no joke. 

698
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,640
This kid was mad and he was 
like, yeah, my, my dad's going 

699
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,240
to sue you, man. 
He's going to sue you. 

700
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,720
You're going to have. 
Nothing left. 

701
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,280
Your mom's going to have nothing
left. 

702
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,680
Your dad's. 
Going to have nothing left. 

703
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,280
Your sister's going to have 
nothing left. 

704
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,160
Your dog's going to have nothing
left and said you're you're 

705
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,720
going to collapse and die of a 
heart attack out of pain and 

706
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,400
sadness and whatever, and then 
your grave is going to have 

707
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,160
nothing left. 
He was just going off and off 

708
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,920
and off. 
And Jake is like, OK. 

709
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,600
And he that made Thomas so mad. 
He was like, this won't be the. 

710
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,200
Last of it Jake and he just 
like. 

711
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,600
Storms off and at this point 
the. 

712
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,320
Whole. 
Class is just like. 

713
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,159
What the fuck? 
What? 

714
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:19,600
Just what? 
And Emma's just like, OK, And 

715
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,639
Jake's like, you know what? 
Do you want to go on our first 

716
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,360
date tonight? 
Do you want to get out of here? 

717
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,080
It was like close to the end of 
school anyways. 

718
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,080
And I was like, yeah, I think I 
will subscribe if you haven't 

719
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,679
already. 
And now go click on another 

720
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,800
video. 
There's some on screen click. 

721
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:36,080
Dude, why have you not clicked? 
Today we get a story time of 

722
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,199
probably one of the most 
cringiest kids ever to ever 

723
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:41,880
exist on planet Earth in the 
entire universe. 

724
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,480
I don't want to spoil this too 
much, so I just want to hop 

725
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,600
right into it to leave a like 
for nothing and let's just get 

726
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,400
into it. 
So we're going to call the 

727
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,080
subscriber who sent us today's 
story. 

728
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,520
We're going to call him Liam. 
And anyways, right, so this all 

729
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,400
happened one day when Liam was 
in class and Liam was sitting 

730
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,640
kind of towards the back of his 
class with his friends. 

731
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,160
Like, you know, he wasn't paying
that close of attention. 

732
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,480
All right, guys do well in 
school. 

733
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,400
That's all I'm going to try and 
say. 

734
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,120
But anyways, Liam was kind of 
dozing off, not really paying 

735
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,120
attention when this kind of kid 
that like he didn't know that 

736
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,440
well, but was kind of known as 
kind of a little weird, kind of 

737
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,200
a little strange. 
But this kid, like, turns to 

738
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,920
Liam and his friends and says, 
Hey, like, do you guys have 

739
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,320
girlfriends? 
Very kind of a weird thing to 

740
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,240
lead with, especially if you 
don't know the guy. 

741
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,680
I wouldn't be going up to random
people saying, hey, do you have 

742
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,240
a girlfriend? 
Like, I don't know, man, that 

743
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,080
sounds kind of weird. 
But anyways, right. 

744
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,920
So this kid is just like, hey, 
do you have a girlfriend? 

745
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,800
And Liam and his friends at the 
time did not. 

746
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,400
I mean, hey, man, like, you 
can't always be winning. 

747
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,000
Sometimes, you know, you're in 
the trenches. 

748
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,720
It happens. 
But they're all like, no. 

749
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,400
And they say no, kind of with a 
bit of attitude because, yeah, I

750
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,520
mean, that's a weird question to
ask. 

751
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,520
And this kid just looks at them 
and kind of scoffs. 

752
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,720
He's like, sucks to be you guys.
I couldn't imagine being single 

753
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,520
like that. 
And, you know, Liam is like, 

754
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,880
bro, what are you talking about?
And this guy's like, yeah, I 

755
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,280
probably had the hottest 
girlfriend ever. 

756
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,880
And Liam's like, really like, 
what's her name? 

757
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:09,640
And he's like Sandra. 
Yeah, she's super hot. 

758
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,920
And like, at this point, Liam's 
like, I let's see a photo of her

759
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,520
then, like what she looked like 
and you know, you know, the kids

760
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,760
like she doesn't go to this 
school, but she's at my house 

761
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,800
right now waiting for me at this
point, right? 

762
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,160
Liam's like, I I prefer didn't 
happen, bro. 

763
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,520
Like, I need to see some proof. 
And Lehman, his friends were 

764
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,880
basically saying, we don't 
believe you, man. 

765
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Like we think you're just 
capping right now. 

766
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,200
We think that, like what you're 
saying is just, no, you're just 

767
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,560
bragging with nothing to 
actually brag about. 

768
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,960
And so this kid who we're just 
going to call the cringey kid, 

769
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,800
right? 
The cringey kid was like, no, 

770
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,400
no, I'll have you know that my 
girlfriend is real and she loves

771
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,200
me and she has at my house right
now. 

772
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,680
You know what? 
You know what? 

773
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,600
And Liam is looking at him. 
He's like, yeah, what? 

774
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,520
And this kids like you know 
what? 

775
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,840
Come to my house after school 
and I'll have you meet. 

776
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,320
I'll introduce her to you. 
And I will watch your face. 

777
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,480
I will watch your expression 
slowly crumble as you realize. 

778
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,880
That I am. 
Entangled with a woman of my 

779
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,120
dreams in a like a beautiful 
relationship. 

780
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,400
Remember they're in 6th grade. 
So bro, you're not going to 

781
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,320
married but anyways he's like 
and I will win. 

782
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,120
I will conquer you. 
It will be Victor. 

783
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,000
As I said, this is a very weird 
kid. 

784
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:28,160
Like, hey, man, if you're like 
saying I will conquer you, this 

785
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,120
will be victory like to anyone, 
bro, check yourself. 

786
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,720
That's all I'm saying. 
But anyways, right, Liam is like

787
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,880
thinking to himself, he's like, 
all right, I don't actually 

788
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,520
think I have anything to do 
after school. 

789
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,360
I'm just going to tell my mom 
that, you know, I have a thing 

790
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,040
that I have to do after school 
and like that I'll be home an 

791
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,800
hour later. 
And he turns to his friends. 

792
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,640
He's like, hey, you guys busy. 
And they're like, I mean, yes, 

793
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,840
but we're just going to do we're
still going to come over. 

794
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,400
We want to see this girlfriend, 
right? 

795
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,960
Because they all believe that 
like, this was some elaborate 

796
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,640
scheme and they wanted to figure
out like, what actually was this

797
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,440
kid cooking up? 
What was his plan? 

798
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,560
So Lehman's friends turned to 
the cringey kid. 

799
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,280
And it's like, yeah, man, sure, 
we'll come to your house after 

800
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,960
school. 
And the cringey kid is like, 

801
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,040
excellent, you shall suffer the 
consequences. 

802
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,360
And then goes back to like, 
reading his like, comic book 

803
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,040
anime type thing. 
And they're just like, all 

804
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,280
right. 
Anyway, so skip ahead a little 

805
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,800
bit and Lehman and his boys are 
walking over to the cringey kids

806
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,600
house and the crazy kid is 
actually greeted at the door by 

807
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,360
his mom saying. 
Oh, I'm so excited. 

808
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,280
You brought friends back. 
Whatever, right? 

809
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,920
And the crazy kids like, yeah, 
these are my guys. 

810
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,880
And they're kind of looking at 
each other like, we're not his 

811
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,400
boys. 
But they're, they're not going 

812
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,600
to say anything. 
They're at least polite enough 

813
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,160
to at least allow, you know, you
know, his mom to continue to 

814
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,760
believe the illusion that he's 
not kind of weird, right? 

815
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,760
Anyways, so you know, the 
cringey kid leads him up and 

816
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,640
he's like, this is my house. 
It's pretty cool and this is my 

817
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,400
room and brace yourself. 
And he like turns around quickly

818
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,000
when he says brace yourself. 
So, you know, Liam and his 

819
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,040
friends are a little startled by
this because they're like, I 

820
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,600
whoa, whoa, what's going on? 
He's like my girlfriend is she 

821
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,320
just texted me. 
She is currently in there. 

822
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,840
And you're going to be blown 
away, dude. 

823
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,360
You're going to be blown away. 
And I just want to say that I 

824
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,280
told you so. 
I just wanted to make sure I put

825
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,960
that out there. 
And Liam's like, I OK. 

826
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,120
And honestly, at this point, 
Liam and his friends were 

827
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,560
starting to believe that there 
actually was a girlfriend in 

828
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,920
there. 
A spoiler. 

829
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,120
I mean, I know spoilers you're 
going to hear soon enough, but 

830
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,360
like, they were actually 
starting to believe it, man. 

831
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,800
Because like, it was like this 
kid went through all this 

832
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,560
effort. 
Like, if he's going to admit 

833
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,680
like that he was lying, he 
probably would have admitted it 

834
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,640
already. 
But anyways, right. 

835
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,080
So eventually, you know, the 
cringey gig goes into his room 

836
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,640
and they follow, and Liam looks 
around and Liam's kind of 

837
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,400
confused. 
Dude. 

838
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,400
Liam's a little bit confused 
because as he's looking around, 

839
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,400
he doesn't see anyone else in 
the room. 

840
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,680
He just sees a lot of posters 
for like, different TV shows and

841
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,640
stuff like that. 
And, you know, he sees a 

842
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,800
computer, he sees a closet, he 
sees clothes all over the floor.

843
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,680
Like, he doesn't see a girl in 
here. 

844
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,360
He doesn't see a human at all. 
Like the only people in this 

845
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,960
room is the cringy kid, Liam and
his two other friends. 

846
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,840
And then all of a sudden, right,
Liam is noticing that the cringy

847
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,760
kid is talking to someone in the
room. 

848
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,800
So Liam feels like, oh, my God, 
am I, like, am I hallucinating? 

849
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,320
Like, what's going on? 
Like, why don't I see anyone? 

850
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,600
And Liam looks in the direction 
that the cringy kid was talking.

851
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,080
And sure enough, right the 
cringey kid is talking in the 

852
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,480
direction of his bed and what is
on his bed? 

853
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,720
A life's. 
Oh my God, dude, when I little 

854
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,280
side when I read this story, I 
was like, dude, are you kidding 

855
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,480
me? 
Are you kidding me? 

856
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,840
Anyways, narrator mode back in 
back in story. 

857
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,080
Liam turned his head to look at 
the the look at the direction 

858
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,320
that the kid was talking and 
there was like a massive waifu 

859
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,960
body pillow bro. 
Oh no. 

860
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,520
And at that moment, Liam and his
friends realized that this 

861
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,880
girlfriend the kid have been 
talking about was sure enough, 

862
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:03,680
this pillow, by the way, comment
pillow down below. 

863
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,000
Yeah, pillows. 
The secret word of the day. 

864
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,720
I'll try and hard as many of 
those comments I possibly can. 

865
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,720
If I don't get to yours, don't 
take it personally. 

866
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,480
And also, while you're down 
there, make sure the 

867
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480
notifications are turned on. 
You won't see my videos 

868
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,680
otherwise. 
But anyways, back to the story. 

869
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,400
So Liam immediately says, bro, 
is that what you're talking 

870
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,080
about? 
And the kid is like, Oh, yes, 

871
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,080
I'm so rude. 
Liam, meet my Princess. 

872
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,280
And Liam is like, Nah, Nah, Nah,
Nah. 

873
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,160
Liam, his friends start 
laughing. 

874
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,520
And this kid is not like he's 
not in on a joke or anything. 

875
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,240
This is not some massive joke 
he's pulling on them that he's 

876
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,920
like, oh, I hope you guys 
thought it was funny. 

877
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,040
Dude was getting actually 
pressed. 

878
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,040
Like dude was like, who are you 
laughing at? 

879
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,960
You better not be laughing at my
girlfriend. 

880
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,120
And you know, Liam's like, bro, 
bro, that's a pillow. 

881
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,920
And the kids like, she's real. 
What? 

882
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,280
What? 
What? 

883
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,080
She's real. 
What do you mean, man? 

884
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,240
Get that. 
Get out of my house. 

885
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,880
And Liam is like, laughing. 
And then he looks at the kid and

886
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,000
the kid is like, has like, these
eyes. 

887
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,800
You can tell in his eyes, this 
kid is mad. 

888
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,800
This kid is pressed. 
This guy is not having it. 

889
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,960
He's like, get out of mine. 
And Liam's like, I, I OK. 

890
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,040
We saw your girlfriend. 
We saw her. 

891
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,520
We'll go. 
Fair enough. 

892
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,400
So Liam and his friends leave 
and how's you're walking out of 

893
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,640
the house? 
The crunchy kids moms like bye. 

894
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,200
This was kind of a short play 
date, but I'm so excited that my

895
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,920
kids finally having other people
over that it doesn't matter. 

896
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,280
Hope to see you guys soon. 
They're just like. 

897
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,680
Haha, see you soon. 
Anyways, right. 

898
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,560
The next day in school, they all
go to like, their math class or 

899
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,040
whatever. 
And they notice that or whatever

900
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,760
class they're in, it doesn't 
really matter what. 

901
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,400
And they notice that the cringey
kid is not in class. 

902
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,160
And, you know, Liam turns to his
friends. 

903
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,720
He's like, yo, do you think he's
like, too embarrassed to come to

904
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,280
class? 
Does he, like, realize that he 

905
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,280
made kind of a clown out out of 
himself? 

906
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,760
And his friends are like, dude, 
I have no idea. 

907
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,440
And then all of a sudden, they 
hear on the loudspeaker Liam, 

908
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,000
Ben and John the let's just say 
that those are the names of the 

909
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,720
two other kids. 
Please come to the principal's 

910
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:08,880
office immediately. 
So Liam, Ben and John, we'll go 

911
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,120
with that, right? 
They all look at each other and 

912
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,040
they just like, they immediately
know. 

913
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:18,200
They're like, Oh my God, no way.
Because they realize that like, 

914
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,720
there's a correlation between 
the cringy kid not being in 

915
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,040
class, them clowning on him 
yesterday, and the fact that 

916
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,320
they all just got called up to 
the principal's office. 

917
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,760
It was not a coincidence. 
So they walk up there and sure 

918
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,200
enough, the principal's in her 
room. 

919
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,800
And who else is in that room? 
The cringy kid. 

920
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,000
And the principal says, all 
right, all right, kids, sit 

921
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,320
down. 
So your friend over here says 

922
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,960
that you went to his house and 
berated his girlfriend, calling 

923
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,600
her ugly, fat, overweight, 
disgusting, smelly and that she 

924
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,640
needed to die. 
Is this true? 

925
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,920
And Liam looks at her and says, 
no, that is not true. 

926
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,800
And then Liam goes on to say, 
actually this kid said that he 

927
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,000
had a girlfriend and he was 
bragging to us. 

928
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,800
So we decided to go to his house
to see his girlfriend, which he 

929
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,880
invited us there. 
And when we got there, you know,

930
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,080
we realized that he does not 
have a girlfriend. 

931
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,880
He just has a four foot tall 
waifu body pillow. 

932
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,880
And we said that she wasn't 
real. 

933
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,640
He got mad at us and here we are
today. 

934
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,040
And then, you know, the kid, the
cringey kid, instead of sticking

935
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,080
to his original story that they 
that he one, actually had a 

936
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,680
girlfriend and two, that they 
came to his house to insult his 

937
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,760
girlfriend was like, see, that's
even worse. 

938
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,520
I made-up something because I 
thought you'd be so offended by 

939
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,600
what actually happened. 
And they just admitted to it. 

940
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,280
And the principal is kind of 
shocked, one, because of the 

941
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,360
thing that Liam just told her. 
And two, that the kid, the 

942
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,240
cringey kid, admitted to lying 
to her face and then expected 

943
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,880
her to, like, punish them even 
harder because of the story they

944
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,400
told. 
And the principal looks up at 

945
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,000
Liam and says, and his friends. 
And he's like, you guys can go 

946
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,280
back to class now. 
I have something to deal with. 

947
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,400
And as Liam and his friends are 
walking out of the principal's 

948
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,840
office, they can faintly hear 
the cringey kid yelling. 

949
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,080
You're just letting them go. 
That's an out. 

950
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,440
That's outrageous. 
Subscribe. 

951
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,320
If you haven't done so, drop a 
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952
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,880
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you see on screen right now. 

953
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,040
Or just go ahead and watch 
another one of my videos. 

954
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,120
How's it going everyone? 
I hope you're having a good day 

955
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,480
Today We got some crazy emo kids
stories. 

956
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,080
I know for a fact you will 
enjoy. 

957
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,240
So sit back, relax, subscribe to
the channel if you're new. 

958
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,720
And let's call the first 
subscriber submitted the story. 

959
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:37,120
Hank by the way, all these 
episodes are on Spotify and they

960
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,920
normally come out a couple hours
early on Spotify, so make sure 

961
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,880
to check that out first. 
Link the description. 

962
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,440
Anyways, back to the story. 
So we're going to call the first

963
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,400
subscriber who submitted the 
story Hank. 

964
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,240
And anyways, this all happened 
when Hank was shopping at the 

965
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,240
mall. 
So Hank used to always go to the

966
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,600
mall to shop with his friends. 
You know, it was just a fun 

967
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,680
place to hang out. 
They didn't really have a lot of

968
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,840
other places that they could go 
in the town that they lived in. 

969
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,560
So the mall was probably their 
best bet. 

970
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,760
And sure enough, one these days,
one of Hank's friends wanted to 

971
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,680
shop at this place called Hot 
Topic. 

972
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,880
If you don't know Hot Topics, a 
place where they have a lot of 

973
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,160
T-shirts and other kind of 
apparel that is very, I don't 

974
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,120
know, like fast fashiony brand 
centric. 

975
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,160
Like it's very much like you'll 
have a lot of different brands 

976
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,920
or kind of like you'll find a 
lot of band T-shirts, a lot of 

977
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,440
kind of like, OK, so a lot of 
different stuffs at Hot Topic. 

978
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,080
But one kind of theme of 
clothing that you'll see at Hot 

979
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:35,200
Topic is emo style clothing, if 
that makes sense, Like really 

980
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,880
black clothing, edgy clothing, 
stuff like that. 

981
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,960
Just so you know, like I have 
nothing against it. 

982
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,640
If you dress like that, I think 
it's a cool enough style. 

983
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,840
I think you're fine if you even 
if you identify as like, oh, I'm

984
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,480
I'm emo in the way I dress or 
act or whatever, I don't really 

985
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,560
care. 
Live your life, however, as long

986
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,040
as you don't act, as long as you
don't act like the kids in these

987
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,800
videos, especially this one, 
you're chill with me. 

988
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,040
But anyways, Hank just was like,
OK, man, like you want to go to 

989
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,160
a Hot Topic? 
That's fine. 

990
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,680
Hank hadn't really been in that 
much, so he didn't really know 

991
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,040
what to expect. 
So Hank was walking into the, 

992
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,120
you know, the hot topic, and he 
was looking around and there's a

993
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,600
whole host of people. 
And Hank's friend was like, all 

994
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,680
right, man, like, I'm going to 
go, like, I'm going to go to the

995
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,080
back of the room. 
I know what I want. 

996
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,920
I'm going to go in their 
skateboard section. 

997
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,960
You can kind of just wander 
around here. 

998
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,640
I'll be out when I'm done. 
So Hank was totally fine with 

999
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,880
this. 
And Hank kind of like was 

1000
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,840
wandering around and he walked 
over to one of the T-shirt 

1001
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,840
aisles or one of the T-shirt 
rack aisles. 

1002
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,880
And that's when he accidentally 
bumped into this kid. 

1003
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,560
And this kid turns around and 
just to paint the picture, this 

1004
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,640
kid has super long black hair. 
He's got like black mascara on, 

1005
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,320
black lipstick. 
He's got black painted nails. 

1006
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,260
He's got a spiky collar. 
He's got like a black band 

1007
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,560
T-shirt. 
He's got like long black jeans. 

1008
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,800
And then there's like big black 
stomper boots. 

1009
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,680
I don't know if you know what I 
know, like if you know what I 

1010
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,160
mean. 
But like those big kind of like 

1011
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,760
those big rubber black boots 
that are pretty popular right 

1012
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,960
now. 
And he turns around and he's 

1013
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:01,000
like, dude, what the heck, bro? 
And Hank's just like, my fault. 

1014
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,760
Like, I didn't mean to bump into
you like that. 

1015
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,160
I was just looking around and 
wasn't paying attention. 

1016
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:10,840
And emo kids like, dude, you're 
like, like, shut up, bro. 

1017
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,480
Hank's kind of just looking at 
him, like, like, I don't really 

1018
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,880
know what you mean. 
Like I didn't do anything. 

1019
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,520
Like, are you good? 
And the emo kids like, bro, like

1020
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,960
I don't need to. 
I don't need to hear that sass 

1021
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,840
from you, bro. 
Like, I really just don't need 

1022
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,680
to hear that. 
And Hank says once again, like, 

1023
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,640
dude, I, I don't know what 
you're saying. 

1024
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,560
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go 
the other way. 

1025
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,840
And Hank kind of turns around to
de escalate because he doesn't 

1026
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,560
feel like, you know, escalating 
anything. 

1027
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,040
It's just not a good idea to get
into fights like that. 

1028
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,520
And that's when the emo kids 
like, like, yeah, you would run.

1029
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,360
You're dressed like one of those
jocks anyways. 

1030
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,800
Which, like, Hank kind of turned
around because he didn't know 

1031
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,480
what that even means. 
First of all, I mean, isn't jock

1032
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,560
a positive thing? 
Like, I get that there's a bit 

1033
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,760
of a negative connotation of 
like you're a dumb jock or 

1034
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,080
something, but I would have 
thought that jock would have 

1035
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,600
meant like, you're an athlete, 
which isn't that a good thing? 

1036
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,240
Like, I'm kind of confused right
now. 

1037
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:08,680
Is that not a good thing? 
And Hank, you know, kind of 

1038
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,280
turns back. 
He's like, dude, like what? 

1039
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,960
Why? 
Like, why are you like making a 

1040
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,440
problem with me? 
I don't have a problem with you.

1041
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,880
I don't like you're kind of the 
one that's making this into 

1042
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,480
something because Hank really 
did believe like, I'm not, I'm 

1043
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,920
not the one doing anything. 
It's like 100% this guy who's 

1044
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,000
making it something, you know, 
and you know, the kids just 

1045
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,880
like, well, you know, like 
you're just looking like a dumb 

1046
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,120
jock. 
Oh, isn't that right, guys? 

1047
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,080
And he turns around and there's 
two other emo kids and they look

1048
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,160
very similar to the main emo 
kid, but they kind of just, you 

1049
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,640
know, they're dressed slightly 
different. 

1050
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,200
But really, I mean, it's funny 
how like non, I saw this on 

1051
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,520
South Park, but it's funny how 
like non conformists all dress 

1052
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,840
the same. 
I'm just like, well, I mean, you

1053
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,560
are conforming to something. 
But anyways, right. 

1054
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,600
So the other two kids, the other
emo kids are kind of there along

1055
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,200
too, laughing. 
And you know, you know, the Hank

1056
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,960
is starting to like get upset by
this because he doesn't really 

1057
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,560
care about like these random 
kids, what they think. 

1058
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,600
Except, you know, he's got three
kids standing there pointing at 

1059
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,760
him, laughing in his face when 
Hank didn't deserve it. 

1060
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,440
Like Hank was, you know, Hank 
was thinking like, look, if I 

1061
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,560
deserve this, if I was being 
like an absolute, like, you 

1062
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:20,520
know, if I was being a jerk to 
them or for some reason I 

1063
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,520
actually did something, sure, 
maybe I deserve this. 

1064
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,720
But Hank's this thing to 
himself. 

1065
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,720
Like, dude, I don't deserve 
this. 

1066
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,680
I was literally just chilling 
here. 

1067
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,600
I actually bumped into this kid.
Like, I'm sorry about that. 

1068
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,720
Like, my fault. 
Once again, my fault. 

1069
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,880
But that's when Hank turned the 
tables on the e-mail kid. 

1070
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,240
And The thing is right, the 
e-mail kid was wearing a band 

1071
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,300
T-shirt. 
And the thing about band 

1072
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:45,120
T-shirts is, you know, you 
don't, OK, you don't necessarily

1073
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,760
need to know everything about 
some place that you Rep. 

1074
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,160
Like if you wear a T-shirt 
that's from Starbucks and 

1075
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,040
someone's like, OK, well, then 
name all the flavors of like 

1076
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,920
cappuccino you can get. 
It doesn't have to be like that.

1077
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,680
But The thing is, a lot of 
people wear band T-shirts 

1078
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,000
because the band T-shirts look 
sick and they don't know any of 

1079
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,720
the songs from the band, which 
you know, I guess is fine. 

1080
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,960
But like at the end of the day, 
a lot of people will kind of 

1081
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,840
pretend to know it and not 
actually know it. 

1082
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,160
So, you know, Hank was like, 
well, screw it bro. 

1083
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,360
He's like all right, Buddy. 
And he looks at the main emo kid

1084
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,600
and the main emo kid looks at 
him back and he's like, all 

1085
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,640
right, Buddy name ME3 songs from
that band and he points to the 

1086
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,320
emo kids T-shirt. 
And I don't know, maybe it was 

1087
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,080
like Nirvana or something like 
one of those kind of like 

1088
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:33,760
T-shirts or whatever, which and 
the emo kid looks at him and he 

1089
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,720
has this kind of look of shock, 
this look of Oh my God, like you

1090
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,200
caught me. 
Kind of the look of like man got

1091
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,200
caught in a trap right here type
of look. 

1092
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:46,800
And the emo kids kind of just 
like, how about you Name ME3 

1093
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,920
songs? 
From this band. 

1094
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,000
Bro and you turn and the emo kid
turns to look back at his emo 

1095
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,240
kids friends as kind of like oh 
what's their reaction to that 

1096
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,600
sick burn? 
And they kind of just look at 

1097
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,160
him blankly. 
Plenty of the e-mail kid was 

1098
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,440
kind of expecting he would turn 
around, he'd look back to his 

1099
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,600
friends and he'd be like, yeah, 
wasn't that a crazy burn? 

1100
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,080
I totally got them. 
But his friends look back and 

1101
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,200
I'm kind of just like, dude, I 
don't know how to break it to 

1102
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,720
you, but you didn't get him. 
So the emo kid turns background.

1103
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,520
He's like, I don't need to tell.
Like, I don't need to do 

1104
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,680
anything. 
You say, bro, I'm not going to 

1105
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,080
conform to your standards. 
And then the T2 emo kids were 

1106
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,480
like, yeah, that's right on, 
bro. 

1107
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,480
You're so right. 
And they, like, DAP him up. 

1108
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,240
And Hank at this point is he's 
just so done. 

1109
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:33,680
He's just like, bro, because he 
realizes, like, Hank's like, you

1110
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,800
know what? 
I'm not going to fight with 

1111
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,720
these kids. 
These kids are obviously a lost 

1112
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,840
cause. 
This is not worth my time. 

1113
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,440
So Hank gets up. 
He turns around and he's kind of

1114
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,280
says like whatever man, like go 
live your life. 

1115
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,600
Hank turns around, starts to 
walk away and that's when he 

1116
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,200
feels a tug on his pants and he 
turns around and he sees the emo

1117
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,880
kid failing to pull down his 
pants. 

1118
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,920
O basically the emo kid he 
couldn't like, you know, wanted 

1119
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,720
to like he couldn't let Hank 
just leave by himself, like he 

1120
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,800
couldn't let him just do that. 
He so when Hank turned around 

1121
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,600
and started to walk away, the 
emo kid like went to jump and 

1122
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,920
try and pull down his pants to 
like pants him to embarrass him 

1123
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,120
to like impress his emo kid 
friends and be like, Oh my God, 

1124
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,760
I totally owned him dude. 
So this point like Hank is like 

1125
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,280
dude, stop pulling down my pants
bro. 

1126
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,880
And the emo kids like, sorry, I 
just slipped. 

1127
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,880
And he's like his emo kid 
friends laugh along as well. 

1128
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,920
At this point point, Hanny's 
getting really annoying. 

1129
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,200
He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm 
not into you like that. 

1130
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,200
He's like what? 
He's like, yeah, you're trying 

1131
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,200
to pull down my pants. 
So you're not you're telling me 

1132
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,120
you're not trying to get a peek.
And the emo kids like, dude, 

1133
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,320
it's not like that. 
I was trying to pants you. 

1134
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,440
And then and Hank's like, yeah, 
you wanted to pants me so you 

1135
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,160
could see where my bare bottom. 
Did you really want to see my 

1136
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,240
bare bottom that bad? 
And at this point, the the other

1137
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,720
two emo kids start laughing a 
little bit. 

1138
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,520
And the emo, the main emo kid 
turns around and he's like, stop

1139
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,680
laughing, it's not funny. 
Turns back, he's like, dude, you

1140
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:01,280
don't know what you just did. 
And the emo kid walks up to the 

1141
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,800
walks up to Hank with his chest 
puffed out. 

1142
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,560
He's like, bro, you literally 
don't know what you just did. 

1143
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,120
You don't know who you're 
messing with. 

1144
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,880
Okay, I don't know if he started
to tear up or anything, but at 

1145
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,680
the exact same time the mall cop
that happened to be like going 

1146
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,920
around the mall to make sure 
that nothing is happening looks 

1147
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,440
into the hot topic and sees 
basically this kid walk up to 

1148
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,480
this other kid with his chest 
puffed out. 

1149
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,960
So the mall cop outside kind of 
slows down walking and looks 

1150
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,000
inside and sure enough, right, 
you know, Hank is like, hey, 

1151
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,840
look, I'm not looking for any 
trouble. 

1152
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,680
The emo kids like, yeah, that's 
what I thought. 

1153
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,080
You're freaking scared, bro. 
Don't tell me otherwise. 

1154
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,960
You're freaking scared. 
And at this point, Hank's like, 

1155
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,640
dude, I'm not scared. 
It's not like that. 

1156
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,880
I just like, I just don't want 
any trouble. 

1157
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,560
Like you're not worth my time. 
And he's like, I am, you're 

1158
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,120
worth your time. 
I'm worth all of your time plus 

1159
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,640
some because I'm worth more than
you, dude. 

1160
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,000
You don't know who you're 
messing with at this point, 

1161
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,640
right? 
The emo kids was really kind of 

1162
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,800
just showing his true colors and
being like, I mean, kids 

1163
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,080
insecure. 
That's fair enough. 

1164
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,560
He's trying to act all tough in 
front of his friends. 

1165
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,080
So once again, Hank's like, you 
know, he turns around and he's 

1166
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,000
like, all right, man. 
He's like, dude, I'm just not 

1167
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,440
doing this. 
Once again, have a good life. 

1168
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,760
Hank turns around. 
And as Hank's turning around, 

1169
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,680
the emo kid is like in his head,
he's like, I can't let this 

1170
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,040
slide. 
So the emo kid literally raises 

1171
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,600
up his hand and swings on Hank 
real quick. 

1172
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,520
If you made it as far into the 
video, go ahead and comment 

1173
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,280
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I just want to see how many 

1174
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,960
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1175
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:39,240
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1176
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the channel, the more we get 

1178
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,560
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really really do appreciate it. 

1179
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,400
Let me know in the comments 
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1180
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,080
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I genuinely want to know just so

1181
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,200
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1182
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,080
It's in the description, the 
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1183
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,680
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1184
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,680
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1185
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,520
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1186
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,760
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1187
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,880
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Let's get back to the story. 

1189
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,240
So Hank, remember, he turns 
around and Hank's like, dude, 

1190
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,600
I'm not going to deal with you 
like that. 

1191
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,440
It's not worth my time. 
So Hank turns around and the emo

1192
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,720
kid who's like, I can't I can't 
let Hank like one up me. 

1193
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:26,720
Like I can't let this random kid
like kind of like alpha me in 

1194
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,600
front of my e-mail kid friends 
or or whatever. 

1195
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,280
So Hank turns. 
So as Hank turns around, the emo

1196
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,000
kid swings on him, takes his 
first. 

1197
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,400
The thing is though, the emo 
kid's not like a trained, I 

1198
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,600
don't know, fighter or boxer or 
something. 

1199
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,360
So obviously the emo kid doesn't
make contact with Hank. 

1200
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,920
Instead of making contact with 
Hank, the emo kid nearly misses 

1201
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,880
Hank and his like right hook 
goes right through a rack of 

1202
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,840
clothes. 
The emo kid was also emo kid was

1203
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,360
really putting his full force 
into this too because once once 

1204
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:03,000
the emo kid misses and whiffs on
Hank, the emo kid flies forward 

1205
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,320
into the rack of clothes. 
So he basically like pushes 

1206
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,200
himself into a rack of clothes, 
fails to swing on him. 

1207
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,400
The mall cop however did see the
emo kid try and swing on Hank so

1208
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,240
he walks in there. 
Hank turns around and he sees 

1209
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:20,760
the emo kid on the floor in a 
pile of clothes and he's just so

1210
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:25,200
confused on what happened. 
And then the Hank turns around 

1211
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,360
the other way to see a mall cop 
standing in front of him. 

1212
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,160
So Hanks really confused at this
moment he's like okay one second

1213
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,080
ago I turned away from the emo 
kid and a second later the emo 

1214
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,080
kid is sitting like face first 
in a pile of clothes and a mall 

1215
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,640
cop is standing above me. 
Like this literally makes no 

1216
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,360
sense. 
And sure enough, you know, the 

1217
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,280
mall cops like, hey, hold up 
everyone, I got to talk to you 

1218
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,520
guys. 
And the two emo kids, like from 

1219
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,040
the back, like they they get 
scared and they literally run 

1220
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,320
off. 
They disappear into the rest of 

1221
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,800
the stories. 
OK, you can't get back here. 

1222
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,200
But also the mall cop didn't 
really care that much because 

1223
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,520
the two people that he really 
wanted to talk to we're both 

1224
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,920
Hank and the emo kid who swung 
on him. 

1225
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,720
So the emo kid gets up. 
He's like kind of panting a 

1226
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:10,200
little bit. 
He's like, and the mall cops 

1227
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,240
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you 
swing on this kid. 

1228
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,280
I know you didn't make contact, 
but you did try and swing on 

1229
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,160
this kid is 100% like what's 
going on here? 

1230
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,360
The emo kids. 
Like dude, I was just defending 

1231
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,320
myself. 
And at this point, you know, 

1232
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,400
Hank's like that's not the case.
Like this. 

1233
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,280
Like this kid and I were kind of
talking back and forth. 

1234
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,240
He tried to pull down my pants. 
I made fun of him for doing 

1235
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,440
that. 
I turned around. 

1236
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,760
He tried to swing on me at this 
point, right? 

1237
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,840
You know, the mall cop kind of 
witnessed the last, the last 60%

1238
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,720
of this altercation. 
So he knows for a fact that he 

1239
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,600
saw the emo kid try and pull 
down the pants and then have an 

1240
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,920
argument. 
So the e-mail kid says, well, 

1241
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,240
after I pulled down his pants, 
this kid tried to swing on me 

1242
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,880
and I just defended myself. 
And The thing is right, that was

1243
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,480
a mistake for the e-mail kid 
because the mall cop have been 

1244
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,760
watching the whole thing. 
So the mall cop knew for a fact 

1245
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,480
that that wasn't the case of 
what happened, so he went. 

1246
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,000
So the mall cop goes on to say, 
like, dude, I know for a fact 

1247
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,200
that's not what happened. 
I saw you guys kind of like 

1248
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,760
bickering in the store and I 
wanted to make sure that we had 

1249
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:13,520
no like nonsense going on. 
Obviously some nonsense did go 

1250
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,000
on. 
And I, you know, I watched the 

1251
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
whole thing. 
I saw you pull down, try and 

1252
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,600
pull down this kids pants. 
He did not swing on you. 

1253
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,000
I don't know what he said to you
that offended you or anything, 

1254
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
but it's very clearly that, you 
know, you're the aggressor here 

1255
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,160
and like, you know, I can't have
that. 

1256
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,560
So he's like, hey, I'm gonna 
need you to come with me and the

1257
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,720
emo kids. 
Like, all right, like, all 

1258
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,760
right, buddy, go ahead with him.
And the emo kid is like looking 

1259
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,560
at Hank and kind of giving him 
this look of like, come on, bud.

1260
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,720
Like go, go ahead. 
He's asking for you. 

1261
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,040
When in truth that, you know, 
the mall cop is not asking for 

1262
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,720
Hank. 
The mall cop is asking for the 

1263
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,320
emo kid. 
So the mall cops like, sorry, 

1264
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,360
man, you must be mistaken. 
I'm not asking for this guy over

1265
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,200
here pointing the Hank. 
He's like, I'm asking for you. 

1266
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:58,040
Any points at the emo kid? 
And the emo kid is so absolutely

1267
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,400
stunned by this revelation. 
He's like, at this point, the 

1268
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,000
emo kid is practically 
speechless. 

1269
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,240
The emo kid is standing there is
just like, you must have some 

1270
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,240
kind of you must have some kind 
of mistake or something. 

1271
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,360
Like you can't be talking about 
me. 

1272
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,240
That's insane. 
Like there's there's no way. 

1273
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,080
Like what? 
What what do you mean? 

1274
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,400
Hanks is looking at the emo kid 
with this bit of a smirk. 

1275
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,760
And the the mall cop is kind of 
like, come on, bud, like. 

1276
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,760
We don't want to have any 
trouble here. 

1277
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,840
Make this nice and easy for all 
of us and just come along with 

1278
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,680
me. 
And you know, at this point the 

1279
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,040
emo kit is looking at Hank and 
kind of just giving him this 

1280
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,040
look of like, this isn't over, 
buddy. 

1281
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,760
This isn't over. 
And Hank is kind of just like, 

1282
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,080
wow, this like a lot just went 
down the last five minutes, you 

1283
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,760
know, because this was like no 
longer than like 10 minutes of 

1284
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,440
an altercation. 
And as soon as the mall cop 

1285
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,280
basically drags the e-mail kit 
away, his friend comes rushing 

1286
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,200
up to him and he's like, dude, 
dude, like, I just checked out 

1287
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,160
the thing I was getting. 
And in his hand he had this 

1288
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,520
like, skateboard thing or 
whatever. 

1289
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,360
He's like, dude, I just saw like
a mall cop over here. 

1290
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,400
I saw some kid getting dragged 
out of the store. 

1291
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,360
Did you happen to see what 
happened? 

1292
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,360
And Hank just looks at his 
friend. 

1293
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,520
He's like, did I happen to see 
what happened? 

1294
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,200
He's like, buddy, I lived. 
What happened? 

1295
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,120
OK, so the we're going to call 
the subscriber for the next 

1296
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,640
story. 
Bobby, I got a little King the 

1297
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,320
Hill theme going on with these 
names because I got Bobby and 

1298
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,920
Hank. 
If you know, you know, and 

1299
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,440
you're cool. 
Anyway, so Bobby was like 

1300
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,640
hanging out at home one day and 
one of his friends hits him up 

1301
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,240
and, you know, Bobby, you know, 
doesn't see this friend this 

1302
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,840
often because they happen to be 
going to two different schools, 

1303
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,640
even though they live relatively
in the same area. 

1304
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,960
They're both in high school and 
they're both seniors in high 

1305
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,880
school. 
So Bobby's friend, who we're 

1306
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,280
going to call Ben, actually 
happens to have a car at this 

1307
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,280
point. 
And, you know, Bobby's friend 

1308
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,680
Ben hits a Bobby one day and 
Bobby's just chilling at home. 

1309
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,800
And he gets a text from Ben 
saying, hey, do you want to 

1310
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,240
like, hang out today? 
And Bobby is feeling kind of 

1311
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,000
lazy. 
So he's like, maybe like, what? 

1312
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,120
What do you want to do? 
His friend's like, dude, I want 

1313
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,280
to go to the skate park. 
And Bobby's in his head, he's 

1314
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,520
like, I don't know if I want to 
go like this is I don't know. 

1315
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,160
I don't know, man. 
I really don't know and Bobby 

1316
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,000
should have stayed home that day
based on what was about to go 

1317
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,280
down but he didn't cuz he wanted
to see his friend Ben and he was

1318
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,960
like wait what else am I gonna 
do today? 

1319
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,400
Watch Netflix? 
I know for a fact by the end of 

1320
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,840
the day, if I'm just sitting 
here watching Netflix, I'm not 

1321
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,680
gonna be a happy camper. 
So sure enough, Bobby text him 

1322
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:19,960
back. 
He's like, yeah, man, I don't 

1323
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,160
got a ride, but if you can pick 
me up 100%. 

1324
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,800
So sure enough, this friend, I 
don't know, an hour later pulls 

1325
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,800
up to Bobbye house and says, 
hey, man, get in. 

1326
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,320
And Bobby shows up to the 
window. 

1327
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,600
He's like, hey, what's up, Ben? 
Haven't seen you in forever. 

1328
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,680
Just so you know, I don't have a
skateboard. 

1329
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,720
Just so you're. 
Aware and bens. 

1330
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,120
Like dude, I got 2 in the back 
don't worry about that, I got 

1331
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,040
you. 
So sure enough, Ben hops into 

1332
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:46,800
the car with Bobby and Bobby 
hops into the car with Ben. 

1333
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,880
They drive over to the skate 
park, which is like 15 minutes 

1334
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,560
away from where Bobby lives and 
they get out. 

1335
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,240
And you know, Bobby used to 
skate a little bit back in the 

1336
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,520
day with his friend. 
It's been a while, so he's not 

1337
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,480
going to do any tricks or 
anything like that, but he's 

1338
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,600
just getting along and the he's 
just getting on the board. 

1339
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,680
He's kind of riding around a 
bit, just getting a little bit 

1340
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,800
exercise. 
And mostly he's out there just 

1341
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,200
to hang out with Ben because he 
hasn't seen Ben in a second. 

1342
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,440
And they used to be really 
tight. 

1343
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,920
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just chilling at the

1344
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,400
skate park. 
They're having a good time. 

1345
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,680
They're kind of just living 
their life. 

1346
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,880
And that's when a group, a 
group, a very specific looking 

1347
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,760
group of of these e-mail kids, 
they pop out of nowhere 

1348
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:26,600
basically, and they just appear 
at the end of the skate park. 

1349
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,520
So this skate park is pretty 
big. 

1350
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,280
It's not like a massive 1. 
It's not like a where you'd have

1351
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,120
a professional skater event or 
something, but it's a pretty big

1352
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,880
skate park. 
Like the city definitely puts 

1353
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,960
them like a good amount of bread
into making this. 

1354
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,520
So sure enough, you know, 
they're looking over and they 

1355
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,200
see this group of kids. 
And this group of kids has like 

1356
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,720
a ringleader that's like 
standing in front of the other 

1357
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,080
two and he's kind of dressed 
like the other. 

1358
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,200
They're all dressed like kind of
like the other emo kids in the 

1359
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,160
last story time. 
So I'm not gonna go ahead and 

1360
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,120
describe them. 
They're dressed a little bit 

1361
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,800
differently, but it's all kind 
of the same, if you know what I 

1362
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,720
mean. 
So the sure enough, you know, 

1363
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,440
the kids are just standing at 
the end of the park. 

1364
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,440
And it's really awkward because 
like Bobby goes over to Ben. 

1365
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,440
He's like, dude, like see those 
kids? 

1366
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,640
And Ben's like, yeah, just been 
staring at them. 

1367
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,680
And Ben's like, dude, they just 
been looking at us for like the 

1368
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,200
last thing checks his watch. 
He's like. 

1369
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,800
Dude, they just. 
Been looking at us for like the 

1370
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,280
last like 2 minutes, bro. 
That's really freaking weird. 

1371
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,840
And you know, Bobby's like, yeah
man, like this is kind of weird.

1372
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,800
I don't totally know, like 
what's the deal with all this? 

1373
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,360
Like, do you know what's up with
them? 

1374
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,600
And Ben's like, dude, I don't go
to the skate park. 

1375
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,280
Like this is your skate park. 
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't 

1376
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,480
really skate anymore. 
So I don't know, maybe this is 

1377
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,200
like a place they normally go 
to. 

1378
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,920
Either way, this is kind of 
weird. 

1379
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,840
Let's just stay on this side and
hopefully they'll stay on their 

1380
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,600
side and if they come over, you 
know, hopefully they're cool. 

1381
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,720
Spoiler, they're not cool. 
Yeah, they're they're the 

1382
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,680
farthest thing from cool. 
But anyways, you know, Bobby and

1383
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,560
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore 
these kids as these kids 

1384
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,200
literally they The thing is, 
these kids, they're not, they 

1385
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,080
don't even have skates with they
don't even have like a 

1386
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,160
skateboard with them. 
And you don't need to have a 

1387
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,880
skateboard to hang out at a 
skate park. 

1388
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,960
You know, a park is a park and 
it's a cool place to just hang 

1389
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,760
out some friends. 
That's 100% true. 

1390
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,520
However, I will say it is a 
little weird to like show up in 

1391
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,600
a group of kids or a group of 
like a bunch of people stand 

1392
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,600
there and watch other people 
without saying anything to each 

1393
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,720
other, without doing anything 
like that. 

1394
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,080
I will say that itself is pretty
weird. 

1395
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,800
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just kind of 

1396
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,320
standing there like, dude, this 
is really freaking weird. 

1397
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,560
What's going on? 
And that's when they look over 

1398
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,600
and sure enough, they see the 
emo kids start to walk closer to

1399
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,400
them. 
Like the emo kids were just 

1400
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,040
standing there for a good solid,
I'd say 10 minutes. 

1401
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,680
And that's when the emo kids 
start to walk over to Bobby and 

1402
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,720
Ben. 
And at this point, you know, Ben

1403
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,240
turns over. 
He's like, dude, what is up with

1404
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,400
your neighborhood, bro? 
Like, why do you always get the 

1405
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,400
weirdos? 
And Bobby's like, dude, it's not

1406
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,240
my fault I don't go here this 
often. 

1407
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,120
I don't know. 
And that's when the group of emo

1408
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,200
kids shows up. 
And there's like, very clearly, 

1409
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:56,040
like, this is going to sound 
weird, but like an A1, Like, OK,

1410
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,320
I'm not trying to use like, 
weird, like alpha male terms or 

1411
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,000
whatever. 
Oh, Connor, which one's the 

1412
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,200
segment male. 
Shut up. 

1413
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,240
If you say that in the comments 
section, ironically, dude, 

1414
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:08,960
actually shut up. 
But anyways, sure enough, the 

1415
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,040
kind of like the alpha, the 
pack, whatever that even means 

1416
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:17,800
in emo pack words is like, hey, 
you 2, I need a word with you. 

1417
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,640
And Bobby and Ben kind of just 
look at each other just like, Oh

1418
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,280
my God, what's going on here? 
This is kind of strange. 

1419
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,560
You know, Bobby Ben kind of like
whispers over to Bobby, like, 

1420
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,800
dude, we are never going back to
your park ever again. 

1421
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,160
Bobby kind of just gives him 
this look of like, dude, I can't

1422
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,360
control this. 
So sure enough, the emo kid, 

1423
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,440
let's just call him the alpha 
emo kid. 

1424
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,480
Now, I can't say that for much 
longer. 

1425
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:43,320
The the main emo kid, king of 
the pack or whatever walks up to

1426
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,640
them. 
He's like, bro, do you not 

1427
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,320
unders, do you not know? 
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 

1428
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,360
at each other and you know, 
Bobby speaks up and says no, no,

1429
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,720
like knows what? 
Like, know what an emo kid 

1430
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,200
laughs? 
He's like, you don't know? 

1431
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:01,120
Then this is our turf, dude. 
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 

1432
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,600
at each other. 
And Ben speaks up like turf emo 

1433
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,480
kids. 
Like, yeah, man, you don't 

1434
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,000
understand. 
This is our turf. 

1435
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,280
And Bobby just means, like, what
was that even mean? 

1436
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,360
And they're like you, dude, you 
don't want to mess with us. 

1437
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,400
And one of them like 
legitimately, legitimately pulls

1438
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,000
out like a wand, not, not like a
knife or something, not like 

1439
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,440
actually trying to be 
intimidating. 

1440
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,480
Like this isn't like, oh, they 
think they're like actually in a

1441
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,040
gang or something. 
This is their turf. 

1442
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,680
They pull out a wand like a 
freaking Harry Potter magic 

1443
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,920
wand. 
And you know, the main emo kids 

1444
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,640
like bro, my boy over here knows
magic. 

1445
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,480
You don't want to mess with him,
dude. 

1446
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,800
And so Bobby and Ben kind of 
look at these kids. 

1447
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,560
And Ben speaks up. 
Ben's a little bit more brash. 

1448
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:46,520
Ben's a little bit more, I don't
know, confident is maybe the 

1449
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,960
wrong word, but I'm gonna use 
that word then, Bob, 

1450
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,240
confrontational. 
That's right. 

1451
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:54,360
Ben's a bit more confrontational
than Bobby is, so Bobby would've

1452
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,320
been fine literally just going 
somewhere else. 

1453
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,960
It's not like there's not a lot 
of other, I mean, there's not a 

1454
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,680
lot of other places they could 
go, but it's not like Bobby's a 

1455
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,960
big skater in the 1st place. 
He just wanted to hang out with 

1456
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:05,960
Ben. 
And Ben literally goes up. 

1457
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,400
He's like, dude, what are you 
going to do with that little 

1458
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,680
magic wand? 
You're going to wave it around 

1459
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,720
and put a spell on me? 
It's this freaking Harry Potter,

1460
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,200
dude. 
We don't care. 

1461
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,160
You guys don't have turf. 
That's ridiculous. 

1462
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,240
Like, look, we're not taking up 
the whole park. 

1463
01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:19,720
This park's massive. 
You guys chill over there. 

1464
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,160
We'll do our thing over here. 
We like, there won't be any 

1465
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,800
trouble. 
The emo kids like do there's 

1466
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,840
going to be trouble if you guys 
don't leave or at least pay 

1467
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,359
respects. 
And you know, Ben, at this 

1468
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:32,640
point's like the freaking mean 
pay respects. 

1469
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,080
Like what is that? 
Like, what do you even mean by 

1470
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,960
that? 
And at this point, Bobby 

1471
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,560
starting to realize that Ben is 
kind of finding this amusing 

1472
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,680
more than concerning. 
Bobby's more concerned by this 

1473
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,040
just because they outnumber them
like 4 to 2. 

1474
01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:48,080
And these emo kids definitely 
like aren't hitting the gym 

1475
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,560
every day. 
But the same time like 4 to 2, 

1476
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,359
it doesn't matter like how big 
you are, like you're not taking 

1477
01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:55,200
them one-on-one. 
So like Bobby didn't want 

1478
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,279
anything like that. 
Even if it's that emo kids 

1479
01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:59,200
smoke, he didn't want it in the 
first place. 

1480
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,680
So sure enough, Bobby kind of 
looks at Ben and kind of gives 

1481
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,240
them a look of like, hey, like, 
come on now. 

1482
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,439
And and Ben is like, no, I'm 
going with this. 

1483
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:08,080
And Ben's like, all right, man, 
you know what? 

1484
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,720
Put a spell on us, bro? 
Like if you honestly like, you 

1485
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,720
know what? 
We're going to take the 

1486
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,279
punishment, put a spell on us. 
And the main emo kid looks at 

1487
01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:18,800
them is like, dude, you don't 
want our smoke like that. 

1488
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,160
You don't want us to like drop a
spell on you like that, bro. 

1489
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,439
You don't know our power. 
You don't totally get it. 

1490
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,960
And Bobby is just looking at 
them and Bobby kind of 

1491
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,760
completely freaked out at this 
point. 

1492
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,479
Not that they're going to 
actually put a spell on him and,

1493
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,399
I don't know, curse him or 
something. 

1494
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,040
Bobby is just so freaked out by 
everything going on. 

1495
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,840
They just doesn't want anything 
to do with it. 

1496
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,600
So Bobby is like, I don't know, 
man, how about we just like we 

1497
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,439
stay here and you go over there 
and the emo kids like I'm not 

1498
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:49,920
talking to you, little boy, 
which like Bobby was like so 

1499
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,240
taken aback by this that the and
Ben was like, you don't call my 

1500
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,240
friend that. 
Come on, If you're such a big 

1501
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:59,280
guy, little boy. 
And at this point, Ben says 

1502
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,520
little boy back to them. 
If you're not such a big guy, 

1503
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,280
little boy, put a spell on us. 
He points the guy in the back 

1504
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,360
and there's like a little emo 
kid in the back with like a 

1505
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,400
little magic wand or something. 
Main e-mail kid says. 

1506
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:13,600
You know what gentlemen? 
Gentlemen, I don't want you guys

1507
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,000
to be seriously hurt. 
So I'm going to give you one 

1508
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:22,160
more chance to to leave the 
premises or my friend will put a

1509
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:26,120
spell on you and one you will be
cursed so badly that you will 

1510
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,400
not make it out of this park 
alive. 

1511
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:32,760
We have magical powers that you 
simply don't understand. 

1512
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:38,240
And Ben is looking at them and 
and Bobby is looking at them and

1513
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,760
the emo kids are looking back. 
At this point, it's a class that

1514
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:45,720
it's it's one of those classic 
Texas stand offs, like who's 

1515
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,720
going to shoot first? 
But instead of shooting, it's 

1516
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:52,040
either staying there or shooting
your magic spells through your 

1517
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,480
wand or whatever. 
And you know, Ben was like, all 

1518
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:58,120
right, no, we're staying here. 
Put a spell on us, do it. 

1519
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:01,280
And the emo kid is like, fine, 
you've sealed your fate. 

1520
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,520
And all of them walk away. 
And at this point, you know, 

1521
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:05,880
Bobby and Ben look at each 
other. 

1522
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,520
And Bobby's like, dude, those 
kids are weird. 

1523
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,160
Like, I've no idea what's going 
on. 

1524
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,760
Ben is like, really? 
Is your neighborhood spawning 

1525
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:15,960
out the most MPCS in the world? 
Dude, like, this is crazy. 

1526
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,040
And that, you know, Bobby and 
Ben, we're probably going to go 

1527
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,040
back and forth a little bit 
about how weird these kids were,

1528
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,480
but they were unfortunately 
interrupted by chanting. 

1529
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,400
So they look over and they see 
the e-mail kids like holding 

1530
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:33,480
hands chanting like kind of like
going in a circle, like kind of 

1531
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:36,760
like moving in a circle holding 
hands, chanting like demonic 

1532
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,680
tongues. 
At this point, Bobby's like, 

1533
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,960
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. 
And Ben's like, dude, this is a 

1534
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,360
comedy routine. 
Please, like chill out. 

1535
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,960
And this point they do like the 
chanting gets louder and louder 

1536
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,680
and it's kind of weird. 
Like it's really strange. 

1537
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,480
It's like, they definitely been 
rehearsing this. 

1538
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,440
And Bobby is going to. 
Bobby admits to me that for a 

1539
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:57,480
split second he was thinking 
like, dude, well, these kids 

1540
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,320
actually have magic powers. 
Spoiler, they don't. 

1541
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:04,200
They're just weird, right? 
And by the end of the chant, you

1542
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,720
know, one of the kids comes over
the main one, grabs the wand, 

1543
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:11,120
starts swinging it around and 
starts walking over to them. 

1544
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:16,120
He's like like one last chance, 
boys, I'm giving you one last 

1545
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,960
chance to literally survive. 
This is I'm giving you one more 

1546
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,960
chance unless you want to, like 
if you want to leave here and 

1547
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,600
see your parents again. 
And Bobby was just in his head. 

1548
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,640
Like dude, this kids are legitly
weird. 

1549
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:32,600
And Ben says, bring it on, dude,
I wanna see the worst you have. 

1550
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:36,560
And Bobby was like, he admits he
was a little bit concerned just 

1551
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:39,280
because, I don't know, just, 
like, the confidence these emo 

1552
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,200
kids had was kind of startling. 
And the main emo kids, like, 

1553
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:45,840
Fine, takes up his wand. 
He starts saying a bunch of 

1554
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:49,480
random gibberish and waving his 
wand in a circular motion, 

1555
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,440
pointing it at Bobby, Right. 
Or at Ben, not Bobby. 

1556
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:56,000
And Ben, you know, kind of looks
at Bobby and gives him a wink. 

1557
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,440
And Bobby knows that. 
But you know, Ben's about to be 

1558
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:04,240
up to some mischief. 
And the kid is like, or does 

1559
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,760
like, what is very clearly like 
the final motion. 

1560
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:12,040
And Ben literally like opens his
eyes super wide, clutches his 

1561
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,880
heart and drops to the ground 
and doesn't move. 

1562
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:18,440
Bobby is like a little bit 
freaked out, but he also 

1563
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,800
remembers that Ben just like 
gave him a big wink. 

1564
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,200
And you hear all the emo kids, 
like some of them are in the 

1565
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,200
back. 
Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it 

1566
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,560
actually worked. 
The spell actually worked. 

1567
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:31,520
And the main emo kid has his 
look on his face like the most 

1568
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,120
scared look you've ever seen. 
The main emo kid was terrified 

1569
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:38,640
because for like a couple like 
for a good 30 seconds, the main 

1570
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,920
emo kid actually thought that he
just killed this kid from his 

1571
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,520
like magic spell or whatever. 
So sure enough, you know, the 

1572
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,960
emo kid, like drops his wand, 
rushes up to Ben and is like, 

1573
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:51,480
no, no, the spell, it was too 
powerful. 

1574
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,440
I should have held back. 
And Bobby's is looking at them 

1575
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,840
and the e-mail kids, the other 
ones are standing like talking 

1576
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,000
to each other. 
And they're like frantically 

1577
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,560
talking to each other. 
They are really concerned about 

1578
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,000
this. 
They're like, dude, do we call 

1579
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,320
the cops? 
Do we bury the body? 

1580
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,360
Like, what do we do? 
Like, what if our parents find 

1581
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,600
out all this kind of nonsense, 
right? 

1582
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,800
And that's when you hear 
giggling. 

1583
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:17,360
It started as giggling, but then
it just evolved into laughter. 

1584
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,160
And that's when Ben flips over 
and is this, you can see that 

1585
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,440
he's just been laughing. 
He couldn't hold it in any 

1586
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,320
longer. 
And he gets up. 

1587
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:28,200
He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God,
he fell for it. 

1588
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:31,120
This is the funniest thing ever.
He's like, guys, you're not 

1589
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,040
Wizards. 
You're just weird. 

1590
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:35,240
Go to look, go to that side of 
the park. 

1591
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,800
We're going to be here, and 
there's nothing you can do about

1592
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,280
it. 
And that's when I think the emo 

1593
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:41,840
kids kind of realize that, you 
know, they weren't going to 

1594
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:44,200
scare them out of there, and 
they definitely were not going 

1595
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,560
to fight them out of there 
either. 

1596
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,680
So sure enough, the emo kids 
are. 

1597
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,200
They don't even say anything. 
These kids are they're kind of, 

1598
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,200
I guess they're kind of done 
with trying to scare like Bobby 

1599
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,360
and Ben out of there. 
So they pick up their stuff, 

1600
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,000
they get up and they leave. 
And Bobby and Ben, you know, 

1601
01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:01,160
they go back to doing their 
whatever they were doing before.

1602
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,560
But it really was just never the
same after that. 

1603
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,520
Because like for the rest of the
day, Bobby, like Ben would just 

1604
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,760
continuously make emo kid jokes 
and Bobby would laugh and make 

1605
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,160
them back. 
So in fact, the rest of the day 

1606
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:15,640
was better than ever before. 
And this happened a long time 

1607
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:17,120
ago. 
Like this happened like four or 

1608
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:21,640
five years ago and Bobby and Ben
actually can't reunited a couple

1609
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:25,600
about a year ago. 
And literally the only thing 

1610
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,520
they did during their when they 
reunited was retold this story 

1611
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,880
and made jokes about it the 
entire time. 

1612
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,080
And yeah, this is probably if 
you want to continue supporting 

1613
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,400
the channel, please click on the
video on screen right now. 

1614
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,520
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it, do it. 

1615
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,560
I was going to everyone. 
Today we have a story of one of 

1616
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:46,120
the cringiest emo kids of all 
time. 

1617
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:49,200
So sit back, relax, subscribe to
the channel if you're new. 

1618
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:52,400
We're calling today's subscriber
who submitted the story, Brent. 

1619
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,480
So this all happened when Brent 
was at soccer camp. 

1620
01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:58,440
And so Brent went to the soccer 
camp every single year. 

1621
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,320
And it just happened that this 
year he encountered the emo kid 

1622
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:04,800
at soccer camp. 
So anyways, this was just 

1623
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,160
another summer of Brent going to
soccer camp. 

1624
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,200
His mom dropped him off and once
again he was pretty excited to 

1625
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:11,840
go. 
Unfortunately, some of the 

1626
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,720
friends he made from the year 
before, they didn't show up this

1627
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:16,320
time. 
So we kind of like was kind of 

1628
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:19,680
very proactive about finding 
people, you know, meeting new 

1629
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,480
people and trying to make some 
new friends. 

1630
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,080
So anyways, in the very 
beginning of soccer camp, they 

1631
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,560
had kind of a get to know other 
people type deal. 

1632
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:31,160
And all of a sudden, right Brent
sees this girl and she was that 

1633
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,200
kind of like the girls soccer 
camp. 

1634
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,880
So it was kind of split up like 
boys soccer camp and girls 

1635
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:38,160
soccer camp. 
However, it was all under the 

1636
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,680
same umbrella of like the soccer
camp program. 

1637
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,640
So they would eat lunch 
together, do non soccer 

1638
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,920
activities, but like the morning
soccer practices were kind of 

1639
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:50,120
split up by gender like that. 
And so anyways, right, right 

1640
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:54,240
away Brent saw this girl Emily, 
and he immediately kind of fell 

1641
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,800
in love with her. 
Not actually, but was like, OMG,

1642
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,640
lol she's cute. 
I'm going to have to, I'm going 

1643
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,760
to try and hit non skin. 
He's like, I don't know, he's 

1644
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,680
like he's gone to soccer camp. 
He's not trying to hit bro, 

1645
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,920
that's crazy. 
But anyways, right, so she's 

1646
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:09,640
going to be an important 
character later on, but for the 

1647
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:13,040
meantime, we don't need to think
about her because someone much 

1648
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,000
more important comes into the 
picture. 

1649
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:18,080
So while Brent is thinking about
like, Oh my God, look at that 

1650
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,800
girl over there. 
I got to start talking to her. 

1651
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,560
That's crazy. 
He accidentally bumps into this 

1652
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:27,360
guy and he look turns around. 
This guy is like, I don't know, 

1653
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,320
a little bit bigger than him, a 
little bit heavier than him, 

1654
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,240
just like kind of a bigger guy. 
And he's, he's got this like 

1655
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:36,480
long black hair that's swished 
over. 

1656
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,120
He's like, he's wearing like the
standard soccer cleats. 

1657
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:43,240
But otherwise it's like this 
black band, heavy metal T-shirt.

1658
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:45,480
He's got like black painted 
nails. 

1659
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,400
He's got like a spiky wristband 
on or whatever. 

1660
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:53,400
He turns around, he's like, yo, 
what did you, what did you bump 

1661
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,880
into me bro? 
And Brent's like, oh, my fault. 

1662
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,720
Like didn't mean to do that. 
He's like, you think that I'm, 

1663
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,320
you don't think that I'm an 
alpha. 

1664
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:03,800
Is that what you think? 
Brent's like what he's like I'm 

1665
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,520
an alpha male. 
Just in case you weren't aware, 

1666
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,720
which I, I know these 
subconsciously were because, you

1667
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,640
know, all betas instantly know 
when there's an alpha present 

1668
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,040
and Andrews or Brent's, sorry, 
Andrew was the guy from like 7 

1669
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,800
stories ago. 
Brent was like, what? 

1670
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:24,440
He's like, bro, do you not know 
what beta males and alpha males 

1671
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,960
are? 
Well, basically, beta males are 

1672
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,400
like, you and lame. 
And alpha males are strong, 

1673
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,920
powerful and dominant in the 
pack. 

1674
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:34,720
And with that, like, the emo 
kids does a big, like, swipe of 

1675
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,840
his big, long black hair. 
So like, his bangs would no 

1676
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:40,080
longer cover his eyes. 
It immediately fell back in 

1677
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,840
front of his face. 
He's like, yeah, just so you 

1678
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:46,040
know, kid, get out of my way. 
And the emo kid, like, shuffles 

1679
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:48,200
away. 
And this was Brent's first 

1680
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:54,280
interaction with the emo kid. 
So he's like, OK, that's cool, 

1681
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:58,440
man. 
Like, OK, see you around, buddy.

1682
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,360
Bye, bye. 
So anyways, let's let's Fast 

1683
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,480
forward a little bit. 
After soccer practice in the 

1684
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:07,120
morning, Brent was actually one 
of the better kids there. 

1685
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,920
He was pretty good at soccer. 
They had lunch and then the 

1686
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:13,080
afternoon they had activities 
such as like this, like, I don't

1687
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,880
know, like tag capture of like 
all kind of like random camp 

1688
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,760
activities. 
And today was capture the flag. 

1689
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,680
And Brent happened to be on the 
same team as Emily. 

1690
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:24,160
So immediately he goes over 
there, he's like, hey, how's it 

1691
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,600
going? 
Like my name is Brent. 

1692
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,320
Emily's like, hey, like my 
name's Emily. 

1693
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:29,760
Nice to meet you. 
And Brent and Emily immediately 

1694
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,800
hit it off. 
They're having a good time. 

1695
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,480
They're talking with each other.
They're enjoying each other's 

1696
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:36,480
company. 
You simply love to see it. 

1697
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:40,960
And like, from very far away, 
Brent catches the catches the 

1698
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,280
eye of the emo kid who's on the 
other team. 

1699
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,760
And is this staring him down? 
For some reason? 

1700
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,600
Brent doesn't really think much 
of it. 

1701
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,760
And then, like, you know, he 
goes back to talking to Emily. 

1702
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,080
So they're playing capture to 
flag right now. 

1703
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,840
And Brent, you know, runs over 
to the other side, gets the flag

1704
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,240
right, and it starts running 
back to his side. 

1705
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:01,080
If you don't know capture flag, 
there's like this little penny 

1706
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:03,840
on both sides or like a little 
piece of cloth or something. 

1707
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,360
And while you're on the 
opponent's side, if they tag 

1708
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:09,160
you, you're in, you're in jail. 
But what you're trying to do is 

1709
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:12,720
you're trying to run over there,
grab their flag and run back to 

1710
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,520
your side without being tagged. 
However, there was a stipulation

1711
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,480
that it had to be A tag. 
This isn't tackling. 

1712
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,960
You can't push someone. 
You can't, like, punch them or 

1713
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,280
anything. 
You have to tag them if they're 

1714
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:26,400
on your side. 
So you know Sam. 

1715
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,960
Brent is running over there. 
Sorry, I have a list of names in

1716
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:31,400
front of me and from other 
stories. 

1717
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:35,440
Brent is running over there. 
He grabs the enemy team's flag 

1718
01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:39,440
and is running back to his side.
And he's really close when he 

1719
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:42,040
just like immediately slams into
the ground. 

1720
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:46,640
And that's when he realizes that
there's a big guy on top of him.

1721
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:50,520
And that's when he realizes that
the emo kid tackled him. 

1722
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,200
So the emo kids like, nice try 
buddy. 

1723
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:56,600
Next time try not to fight to 
the alpha males. 

1724
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,160
And then it came counselor comes
over and says, hey, hey, we said

1725
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:03,320
no tackling you. 
You're on the sidelines points 

1726
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:06,080
to the emo kid. 
You know he's disqualified or 

1727
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,800
whatever has this did on the 
sidelines. 

1728
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,720
So alpha man. 
But anyways, right. 

1729
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:14,200
So the pennies returned, but 
also Brent isn't in like jail. 

1730
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,240
He goes back to the other side 
and the emo kid has to sit out 

1731
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:20,480
for the rest of capture the flag
and Brent continues to talk to 

1732
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:24,000
Emily in the entire time. 
The emo kid is just like looking

1733
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,200
over and he's like all angrily 
staring at Brent. 

1734
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,720
So Brent is now his official 
enemy. 

1735
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:32,520
Brent kind of just assumed that 
they were enemies because of 

1736
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,160
when he bumped into him and also
when he got him disqualified, 

1737
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,720
which did Brent really get him 
disqualified or was it because 

1738
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:41,840
he's an idiot and jumped on him 
that's why he got disqualified? 

1739
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:45,160
Who knows, ma'am? 
But there was another reason why

1740
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:48,080
the emo kid hated Brent. 
There was another reason that 

1741
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:52,600
Brent did not realize at the 
moment, but was very, very, very

1742
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,200
potent. 
And it's going to be very, very 

1743
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,040
important for later on in the 
story. 

1744
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:58,120
I'm going to, I'm going to give 
you guys a hint. 

1745
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:01,040
It starts with an E and ends 
with Emily. 

1746
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:04,640
Did you guys get it starts with 
an E and ends with Emily. 

1747
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,960
Emily, I'm just going to tell 
you, yeah, it is Emily the girl.

1748
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:10,960
So emo kid likes her. 
ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk

1749
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,120
for the rest of that capture the
flag game. 

1750
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:16,560
The entire time the emo kid is 
staring Brent down. 

1751
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,960
Brent just simply assumes, well,
this kid hates me for that 

1752
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,040
reason only. 
But let me just say that the 

1753
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:25,040
next week of soccer camp was the
craziest week that Brent has 

1754
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,640
ever had. 
So anyways, right, his mom picks

1755
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:28,960
him up. 
He goes back home. 

1756
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:30,600
His mom's like, hey, how was the
first day? 

1757
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,600
And Brent says, oh, I met this 
really weird kid who tackled me.

1758
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,080
And she's like, oh, my God, are 
you OK? 

1759
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,720
He's like, yeah, actually, I 
barely need scrapes on me even. 

1760
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,600
But he seems to not like me. 
So I'll keep you updated on 

1761
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,720
that. 
So Brent is dropped off the next

1762
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:46,240
day, and he walks over there. 
And that's when the emo kid, you

1763
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,920
know, is just staring him down. 
And you know, Brent is kind of 

1764
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,200
walking over because there's a 
little bit of like a 5/10/15 

1765
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,360
minute period where the kids are
just standing around talking 

1766
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,600
with each other, waiting for 
them all to be dropped off. 

1767
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:02,680
And then the kind of the soccer 
camp officials or camp 

1768
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:05,880
counselors would then split them
up into groups, do soccer 

1769
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,520
drills, play games, whatever, 
standard kind of affair. 

1770
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,200
And he's just kind of waiting 
around. 

1771
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:13,440
And that's when the emo kid 
comes up to him and says, so 

1772
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:16,320
you're challenging my authority 
as the alpha man. 

1773
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,440
And Brent is kind of just like 
what he's like. 

1774
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:23,040
I'll say it again, just in case 
your little beta ears couldn't 

1775
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,800
hear me. 
So you're challenging my 

1776
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,600
authority that I that I'm the 
alpha male of the pack. 

1777
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,720
If we were wolves, which we kind
of are. 

1778
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,480
And Brent was like, what if we 
were wolves? 

1779
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,320
This we kind of are. 
As I said, I would be the alpha 

1780
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:41,400
male alpha wolf and you would be
the beta wolf and I would be 

1781
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:45,720
banging your wife while you 
watch little Cook beta wolf 

1782
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,200
wolf. 
And Brent is looking at this kid

1783
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,720
and this kid is like like, no 
offense, but this kid is like 

1784
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:55,680
the opposite of what a 
stereotypical alpha male would 

1785
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:58,120
look like, right? 
One of those red pit alpha 

1786
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,640
males. 
It just looks the complete 

1787
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:01,800
opposite of that. 
But anyways, Brett's not going 

1788
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:05,480
to get into like a, you know, a 
he's not going to like he's not 

1789
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,240
going to rebuttal this kid 
because like, what is there to 

1790
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:10,480
rebuttal everything, man? 
Like this kid has no argument. 

1791
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:15,080
But anyways, Brent's like, OK, 
and the emo kids like, well, you

1792
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:17,680
say OK, but remember yesterday 
when you got me kicked out of 

1793
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:21,760
the game, which you obviously 
tipped off the ref and Brent's 

1794
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:25,120
like, bro, you tackled me. 
It's very clearly stated in the 

1795
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:28,160
rule books that you're not 
allowed to tackle anyone. 

1796
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:32,040
How is this on me? 
He's like, dude, it was so 

1797
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:35,840
clearly on you because the ref 
understood that I was the alpha 

1798
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:39,400
male and I was simply asserting 
my dominance, bro. 

1799
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,520
And, you know, Brent's just 
like, dude, the, the, the freak.

1800
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:46,920
Are you talking about, dude? 
Like I, I, I paid him off with 

1801
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:50,280
what, the $5 allowance I get a 
week with what? 

1802
01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:53,000
My, my, you smelly, stinky 
socks. 

1803
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:55,240
What, what do I have? 
And he's like, I don't know, 

1804
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:57,280
man. 
I don't know. 

1805
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,440
Maybe he took his daughter in a 
day because his daughter's so 

1806
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:02,880
ugly she'd never get a date. 
And Brent's like, was, was that 

1807
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,960
a diss? 
Like, does he even have a 

1808
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,440
daughter? 
He's like 20, bro, what? 

1809
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,760
And then e-mail the kids. 
Like ANYWAYS, I just wanted to 

1810
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:13,840
let you know that I'm the F man,
you're the beta man. 

1811
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,080
I will do you. 
What if when you have one and 

1812
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:20,520
scene and the emo kid walks away
and Brand at this point is like 

1813
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:30,160
what, why, why, why, why, why is
this my life? 

1814
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:33,960
Anyway, so skip forward to the 
the soccer practice. 

1815
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,840
They're put into groups and the 
emo kid was in Group B earlier. 

1816
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,600
So they basically split them up 
into Group A and Group B. 

1817
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:44,520
So the Group A is the better 
players and Group B is the crap.

1818
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,360
I'm just kidding. 
The players who are newer to 

1819
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,760
soccer and the emo kid 
apparently was on the like was 

1820
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:52,440
on the cusp of Group A. 
It was on. 

1821
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,360
It was at the very top of Group 
B. 

1822
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:57,160
And because his performance was 
good enough, he was actually 

1823
01:25:57,160 --> 01:26:00,240
moved up to Group A. 
So now Brent, instead of having 

1824
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:04,000
a morning to himself to focus on
soccer, now had to deal with the

1825
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,560
emo kid being, you know, thrown 
into the mix here. 

1826
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,680
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some 
drills with a soccer ball and 

1827
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:12,720
they're kind of like kicking 
them around cones. 

1828
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,080
You have to kind of keep control
of the ball while you're 

1829
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,400
running. 
And the emo kid, like they 

1830
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,120
started, they said, OK, line up 
in the three groups and the emo 

1831
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,160
kid immediately ran behind 
Brent. 

1832
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:24,080
And Brent kind of looks behind 
him. 

1833
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:27,080
He's like, what? 
An emo kid said nothing, Brent, 

1834
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:29,680
just letting you know that I'm 
the FA myth here. 

1835
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:32,320
And Brent's like, OK, fine, 
let's just do the drill. 

1836
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:36,480
So the ref blows the whistle. 
Brent starts kicking the ball 

1837
01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:39,640
and moving with it. 
And the emo kid immediately runs

1838
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:43,360
up behind him and trips him. 
He's like, oh, sorry. 

1839
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:45,840
And the ref's like, hey. 
And the emo kids like it was an 

1840
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,720
accident, I swear. 
And the ref's like, all right, 

1841
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,160
be careful. 
And Brent is starting to get 

1842
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:53,160
really angry because like, you 
know, if you got an injury in 

1843
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:55,720
soccer, like especially if you 
get like a foot injury, he could

1844
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:58,400
be out for the entire week. 
I mean, this is like one of his 

1845
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:01,200
favorite camps that he has every
single summer. 

1846
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:04,040
He loves going to it as one of 
his favorite things to do. 

1847
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:08,240
And this emo kid for the second 
time in the last 24 hours has, 

1848
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:11,560
you know, caught like has gotten
really close to causing him a 

1849
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:14,200
pretty big injury. 
Like, I mean, he could have 

1850
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,920
like, he jumped on him 
yesterday. 

1851
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:18,120
He ran behind him knocking him 
over. 

1852
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:20,840
What if he twisted an ankle? 
What if he like, I don't know, 

1853
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:23,480
fractured something in his leg? 
Like, it's not that hard, 

1854
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:26,200
especially when you got a big 
old kid jumping on top of you 

1855
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,840
every 5 minutes. 
It's difficult. 

1856
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:32,000
It's not that difficult, man. 
So anyways, Brent, for the next 

1857
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:36,840
activity, waits to get into line
before the emo kid does because 

1858
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:39,160
he doesn't want to be in the 
same line as the emo kid. 

1859
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:42,120
But it turns out that like, 
everyone else lines up and it's 

1860
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,920
literally just Brent and the emo
kid waiting for each other to 

1861
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:48,200
move because the Brent wants to 
go where the emo kid doesn't go 

1862
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,480
and the emo kid wants to go 
where Brent goes. 

1863
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,600
And the refs are, or they're not
the refs, but the soccer coaches

1864
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:55,480
are like, come on, come on. 
Kind of like guys get into the 

1865
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:58,640
line and Brent's like, OK, And 
he sprints to the end of the 

1866
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:01,160
line. 
And then the emo kid sprints to 

1867
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:04,560
the back of that line and the 
coach is like emo kid says his 

1868
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,000
actual name. 
Can you go to another line like 

1869
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,160
that? 
Lines too long? 

1870
01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:11,880
The emo kids like OK, moves over
one line and when the coach 

1871
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:14,680
turns his head, the emo kid 
literally runs back into the 

1872
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:17,640
line with Brent again. 
So when the coach turns around, 

1873
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:21,280
he's like, but emo kit, I said, 
could you go to that line And 

1874
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:24,960
he's like fine, emo kid manually
goes to that line, actually does

1875
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:26,880
that. 
So for the rest of soccer 

1876
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:30,240
practice, the emo kid tried to 
like bump into Brent, tried to 

1877
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:32,960
make his life difficult. 
Basically was just being a big 

1878
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:36,200
butt the entire time. 
But thankfully, right, I know 

1879
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:38,880
that nothing really happened. 
He didn't bump into Brent 

1880
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,840
successfully again. 
In fact, the emo kid most of the

1881
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,520
time when he tried to bump into 
Brent, Brent would do some like 

1882
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:47,360
very slick soccer move, kind of 
like break his ankles. 

1883
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:50,160
Not literally, but you know what
I and the emo kid would like 

1884
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:53,240
fall flat on his face because he
kind of like tried to run into 

1885
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:56,880
Brent and then Brent sidestepped
him and completely swerved out 

1886
01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:00,800
of his way. 
Anyways, though, things start to

1887
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:03,480
get a little bit more 
interesting because throughout 

1888
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:06,240
the next day, Brendan, Emily are
talking it up. 

1889
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:09,680
It's very it's very like it's 
kind of like the known thing for

1890
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:12,800
the camp that like those two 
were kind of like the unofficial

1891
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:15,840
soccer camp couple. 
I don't know if your camps had 

1892
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:18,400
stuff like that, but this was 
true for the soccer camp. 

1893
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:22,000
And word was the like the two of
them, they were kind of kissed 

1894
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,000
soon. 
Oh my God, guys, isn't that like

1895
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:27,440
12th base or something? 
So sure enough, right, one of 

1896
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:30,360
one of these days, so like a day
later, Emily and Brent are just 

1897
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:31,800
sitting with each other at 
lunch. 

1898
01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:35,520
They're kind of on like a quote 
UN quote date or whatever. 

1899
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,880
And that's when a girl comes 
over and sits next to them and 

1900
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,920
Emily's like, oh, this is my 
friend Robin. 

1901
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:44,120
And Robin's like, hey, guys, 
like, I just want to let you 

1902
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:47,760
know, Emily, that the kid over 
there and points the e-mail kid 

1903
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:52,600
is planning to ask you out soon.
And Emily's like, dude, I don't 

1904
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:54,800
know that kid. 
I've never spoken to him in my 

1905
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:57,080
life. 
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I 

1906
01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,080
know exactly who that kid is. 
Emily's like, what? 

1907
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:02,960
And Brent basically tells her 
the story that I told you guys 

1908
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,280
for the last 13 minutes. 
And she's like, oh, my God, he's

1909
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:08,160
the worst. 
And Brent's like, well, that 

1910
01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:10,280
would explain why he really 
hates me too. 

1911
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:12,880
Because like, not just that I 
embarrassed him, but I've been 

1912
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:14,480
hanging out with you the entire 
time. 

1913
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:17,040
And, you know, he probably knows
that we've been talking a lot. 

1914
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:19,680
And Emily laughs a little bit. 
And this one, Robin says. 

1915
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:23,480
Dude, like I'm serious. 
This kid is gonna come over and 

1916
01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:26,400
ask you out within like the next
24 hours. 

1917
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,920
He's gonna do it publicly. 
It's gonna be really 

1918
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:31,640
embarrassing. 
Everyone's told him not to do 

1919
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:35,800
it, but he's in his own world. 
You gotta you gotta let him down

1920
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:38,360
nicely, though. 
And you know, Brent was like, 

1921
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:42,440
no, no, be no mercy, no mercy. 
Make him suffer. 

1922
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:44,480
And he's like, Brent, I'm not 
going to make him suffer. 

1923
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:46,440
I don't know this kid, Brent's 
like make him suffer. 

1924
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:50,000
And he's like, OK, I'm going to 
be nice when he comes over. 

1925
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,840
I'm going to be firm. 
I'm going to be direct. 

1926
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:52,760
But I'm going to be nice about 
it. 

1927
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:54,600
I'm going to be cordial. 
And life is going to go back to 

1928
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:57,880
what it was before. 
So sure enough, right, Brent now

1929
01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:01,080
realizes that the emo kid has a 
massive crush on Emily. 

1930
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:05,040
And Brent also starts to think 
about it when Emily says no to 

1931
01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:08,520
him and when she starts really, 
you know, hanging out with me 

1932
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:10,680
more. 
And when word gets around that 

1933
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,640
we kiss, because we totally are,
this is in Brent's head, right? 

1934
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:18,000
He's going to actually, like, 
ramp up the craziness even more 

1935
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,120
than it already is. 
I think I'm screwed boys. 

1936
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,280
Real quick, if you made it as 
far into the video comment emo 

1937
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,720
down below. 
I'm going to hard as many 

1938
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:28,160
comments as I can and say that 
that is the secret word of the 

1939
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:30,480
day. 
And also, if you want to support

1940
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:33,960
the channel and help boost me 
back into the algorithm, all you

1941
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:37,360
got to do is at some point, 
maybe after this video, maybe 

1942
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:40,800
later, sit down and watch a 
bunch of my videos in a row, 

1943
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:44,440
maybe while you're playing video
games or drawing or cleaning a 

1944
01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:46,800
room or maybe to help you go to 
sleep. 

1945
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:50,240
I take that as a compliment. 
Now I understand it, leaving the

1946
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:52,560
comment section down below how 
you're helping boost the 

1947
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,240
channel. 
I will hard it. 

1948
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:57,040
I will say thank you and I'll 
even shout some people out like 

1949
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:59,760
the person on screen right now. 
Thank you to this person on 

1950
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:02,320
screen and all of you guys for 
all the support recently. 

1951
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:04,240
It's really helped boost the 
channel. 

1952
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:06,240
We're growing again. 
You'll love to see it. 

1953
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:09,720
Let's get back to the story. 
So anyways, flash forward to 

1954
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:12,040
that night or not that night, 
but that afternoon. 

1955
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:15,320
Remember when this is the like 
the mixed gender just fun, more 

1956
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:18,040
camp activities. 
They're playing dodgeball. 

1957
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:21,240
And sure enough, you know, the 
emo kid and Brent actually 

1958
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:23,160
happened to be on the same team 
this time. 

1959
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:26,160
So like emo kid and Brent, 
they're picking up the dodge 

1960
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:27,680
balls. 
They're throwing them. 

1961
01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:29,640
You know, they're trying to 
avoid being hit by the dodge 

1962
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:33,720
balls and the e-mail kid walks 
over is like Sup bro. 

1963
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:36,000
And Brent's like what emo kids 
like. 

1964
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:39,280
I just wanted to let you know 
that, like, I know that you and 

1965
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:42,920
Emily or you have been trying to
flirt with Emily and it's been 

1966
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:46,480
failing horribly for my sources.
At least that's what my sources 

1967
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:48,680
said. 
And I just want to let you know 

1968
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:51,320
that, you know, I let you have 
your fun. 

1969
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:55,760
I let you play like the little 
beta little lamb you are. 

1970
01:32:57,080 --> 01:33:01,040
But I'm actually going to come 
in and as the alpha male, assert

1971
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:03,360
my dominance and claim what is 
mine. 

1972
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:09,520
Emily shall be my girlfriend by 
the end of tomorrow, so mark my 

1973
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:14,800
words and I will watch as little
tears roll down your face 

1974
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:18,320
because you're so sad that I 
took your girl. 

1975
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:22,160
Oh, little Brent. 
I'm so sorry, Brents. 

1976
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:24,600
Like dude, she's not going to. 
I've talked to her. 

1977
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:30,160
She's going to say no like I 
like don't do it, I hate you, 

1978
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:33,400
but I know for a fact that 
you're going to get rejected in 

1979
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:36,920
front of everyone. 
Emo kids like nice try little 

1980
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:39,120
boy. 
I know for a fact that my 

1981
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:42,040
testosterone is 10 trillion and 
yours is 0. 

1982
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:46,280
So based on that alone plus a 
billion other factors such as my

1983
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:51,640
manliness, my alpha maleness, my
swag overall levels, and a 

1984
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:54,840
billion more things just she 
will obviously say yes to me. 

1985
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:58,000
And even if you 2 are fake 
dating, she'll break up with you

1986
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:01,440
immediately to say yes to me. 
I just know some things that you

1987
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:03,720
don't know. 
Brent, get over it. 

1988
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:07,000
So the emo kid walks away and 
Brent's like, well, you know, my

1989
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:10,600
conscience is clear because I 
tried to warn the kid not to do 

1990
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:12,600
it. 
I tried to warn the kid, right? 

1991
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:15,320
I'm not a bad guy. 
I told him not to do it. 

1992
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,560
I told him. 
I said I even gave him the 

1993
01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:19,560
benefit of the doubt. 
So I don't like you, but I want 

1994
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:21,200
to help you here. 
He didn't listen to me. 

1995
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:24,200
It's not my fault. 
Whatever happens tomorrow, next 

1996
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:27,240
day rolls around at soccer 
practice. 

1997
01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:31,840
The emo kid for the entire 
morning is like, Brent, Brent 

1998
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,160
better spend the last moments 
with Emily as you can because 

1999
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:39,560
she's about to be my girlfriend.
Oh, and Brent's like, dude, shut

2000
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:41,400
up, dude. 
He's like, Oh my God, am I 

2001
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:44,320
getting to you, man? 
Am I getting to you, man? 

2002
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:50,400
Oh man, it was so easy to break 
your thin week beta skin. 

2003
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:53,720
Oh my God my words are hurting 
you so much. 

2004
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:56,480
I'm going to lick up your little
salty tears. 

2005
01:34:57,720 --> 01:35:02,360
They're so tasty and so good and
Prince like shut up bro you're 

2006
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:05,440
going to get embarrassed. 
I can't wait for the moment. 

2007
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:09,520
She better go hard. 
Anyways, flash forward to lunch 

2008
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:12,760
the moment. 
So anyways, Brent is sitting 

2009
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:16,360
with Emily and Emily's like, 
dude, the emo kid, I can't see 

2010
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:19,200
him anywhere. 
And Brent's like, dude, he's 

2011
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:21,480
going to ask you out. 
It's happening. 

2012
01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:24,440
Get over it. 
It's going to happen any second.

2013
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,320
She's like he's going to do in 
the next day, which means 

2014
01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:31,120
probably now, probably now in 
front of everyone. 

2015
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:33,760
And you know, Brent's like, 
that's what he said he would do.

2016
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:38,520
And Brent was like, Oh my God, 
don't turn around because Brent 

2017
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:42,280
was looking in. 
The emo kid was walking over and

2018
01:35:42,280 --> 01:35:46,360
what was he walking over with? 
He was walking over with a boom 

2019
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:49,800
box. 
You already know where this is 

2020
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,840
going. 
And Brent's like, you know what?

2021
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:55,040
Brace yourself. 
Try and have an out of body 

2022
01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:57,560
experience right now so you 
don't have to deal with what's 

2023
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:01,440
about to happen. 
This is about to be bad, Emily, 

2024
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:03,920
I'm so sorry. 
And Emily's like, Oh my God. 

2025
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:05,800
Oh my God. 
And that's when you start to 

2026
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:09,680
hear music. 
It's the emo kids personal band.

2027
01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:12,120
So it's like this heavy metal 
rock band. 

2028
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:14,680
So this imagine some like heavy 
metal rock going in the 

2029
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:17,920
background. 
And the lyrics are Emily. 

2030
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:21,440
Yeah, yeah. 
Emily, Why, why? 

2031
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:24,040
Why do you hang with losers like
Brent? 

2032
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:29,440
Emily, please love me. 
Yeah. 

2033
01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:31,520
It's just kind of like, more 
stuff like that in the 

2034
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,880
background. 
And the emo kid is like, rocking

2035
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:36,640
out by himself with an air 
guitar while this is all going 

2036
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:38,160
on. 
It is the worst moment of 

2037
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:42,000
Brent's life because the second 
hand embarrassment is so strong.

2038
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:44,120
He's basically getting first 
hand embarrassment from the 

2039
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:46,800
whole thing. 
Everyone has stopped eating and 

2040
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:49,160
turned around, including the 
counselors. 

2041
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:52,480
They're just watching this kid 
bounce around with an air guitar

2042
01:36:52,480 --> 01:36:55,960
with his like super long black 
bangs flying around around the 

2043
01:36:55,960 --> 01:37:00,480
place as this boom box plays one
of the the crappiest songs 

2044
01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:04,080
they've ever heard. 
The terribly mixed the worst 

2045
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:07,000
lyrics basically saying the 
Brent sucks and that she should 

2046
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:09,360
be in love with him. 
And he's bouncing around. 

2047
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:12,480
And then after five whole 
excruciating minutes and 

2048
01:37:12,480 --> 01:37:14,200
everyone at this point is 
laughing and trying to hold 

2049
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:16,480
themselves together. 
After five whole long 

2050
01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:19,320
excruciating minutes of the 
worst music ever and some like 

2051
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:22,840
really bad air guitar and 
bouncing around, the song stops.

2052
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:26,920
And the emo kid says, Emily, it 
is clear who you shall choose. 

2053
01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:30,280
What is your verdict? 
And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I 

2054
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:32,800
don't know you. 
I'm not going out with you emo 

2055
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:34,480
kids. 
Like, that's hilarious. 

2056
01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:38,120
What's your actual verdict? 
I mean, Emily's like, dude, I 

2057
01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:40,400
don't know you. 
He's like, dude, that's 

2058
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:42,160
hilarious. 
What's your actual verdict? 

2059
01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:45,000
And Brent's like, all right, 
man, that's enough. 

2060
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:48,800
Let's concede while we're 
behind. 

2061
01:37:49,160 --> 01:37:52,160
The emo kid looks at Brent and 
says, this isn't over, man. 

2062
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:55,560
And he walks away with his boom 
box and Brent's like, why did he

2063
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:58,000
say that to me? 
I didn't, I didn't dump them. 

2064
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,520
And Emily's like, dude, that was
worse than I could have ever 

2065
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:02,080
imagined. 
And right. 

2066
01:38:02,080 --> 01:38:05,080
So Robin, the friend who wore 
them, came over again and said, 

2067
01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:07,760
look, I should have warned you 
about that. 

2068
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,840
I didn't. 
I didn't think it was real. 

2069
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:12,160
I didn't even think that that 
was actually going to happen. 

2070
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,720
I was told earlier this morning 
and I laughed. 

2071
01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:17,520
I'm so sorry. 
I should take take anything that

2072
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:19,840
you hear about this kid 
seriously from this point on 

2073
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:23,840
because Oh my God. 
And Emily's like, wait, Oh no, 

2074
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:26,680
we still have an activity 
tonight, like for the like this 

2075
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:29,600
afternoon. 
And Brent's like, Oh my God, he 

2076
01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:33,280
said this isn't over. 
And sure enough, it was far from

2077
01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:35,560
over. 
So they get to the activity that

2078
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,000
afternoon. 
So it was probably the worst 

2079
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:41,800
possible activity that it could 
have been because it was small 

2080
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:44,640
groups of charades. 
They kind of ran out. 

2081
01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:47,320
They they had something else 
planned, but since it started to

2082
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:49,600
rain, they had to go inside. 
So they're like, all right, 

2083
01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:53,000
we're going to break you off 
into small groups of three and 

2084
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,120
we're going to have you play 
charades with each other. 

2085
01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:58,360
And at this point, like they're 
like, OK, what are the odds? 

2086
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,800
Brent's like, what are the odds 
that I'm put with? 

2087
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,280
And the person says Brent Emily 
and emo kid. 

2088
01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:06,200
And Brent's like, you got to be 
joking, man. 

2089
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,840
You got you got to be joking 
apparently, right? 

2090
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:13,800
Robin tells him this like later 
on, like once the camp is over. 

2091
01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:16,040
Apparently the e-mail because 
she was talking with one of the 

2092
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:18,000
camp counselors about everything
that went down. 

2093
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:20,480
The camp counselor said that 
like once like it started to 

2094
01:39:20,480 --> 01:39:22,600
rain, the emo kid went up to 
them and asked what they were 

2095
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,480
doing. 
Camp counselor said, oh, we're 

2096
01:39:24,480 --> 01:39:26,520
doing groups, small groups of 
charades. 

2097
01:39:26,680 --> 01:39:29,240
And an emo kid requested that 
his two best friends and him 

2098
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:31,920
were put together in a group. 
So it wasn't just random. 

2099
01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:33,720
It was the emo kid. 
But Brent didn't know that at 

2100
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:36,040
the time. 
So Brent looks at Emily and 

2101
01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:38,840
Emily looks at Brent and they're
both both, but they're both 

2102
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:42,800
basically just like, oh boy. 
And they then they both look at 

2103
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:45,600
the emo kid who has a massive 
smile on his face. 

2104
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:49,320
So all three of them go away to 
a corner in the emo kids Like 

2105
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:52,200
Emily, I might have came on too 
strong. 

2106
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:54,120
And she's like, well, that's an 
understatement. 

2107
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:56,240
But he's like, I will show you 
the truth. 

2108
01:39:56,600 --> 01:40:01,520
Brent, I challenge you to an 
alpha battle. 

2109
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:05,360
Princess, like what's an alpha 
battle? 

2110
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:09,160
You're such a beta for not 
knowing what an alpha battle is.

2111
01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:11,320
Beta. 
He's like an alpha battle will 

2112
01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:14,880
be proof that I am alpha and you
are a weak beta. 

2113
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:18,000
And then Emily will choose me, 
and Emily's like I'm not. 

2114
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:20,320
And he's like, wait, your your 
heart. 

2115
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:22,600
Will tell you otherwise. 
After the alpha battle, Emily's 

2116
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:24,680
like, OK, I'm still not going 
to. 

2117
01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:25,840
She's like God. 
Stop. 

2118
01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:29,000
Silence, woman. 
And Brent was like, whoa, chill 

2119
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:32,080
out, dude. 
He's like you silence too. 

2120
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,000
We're having an alpha battle 
right now. 

2121
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,640
So right, this is kind of looks 
like they're doing really weird 

2122
01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:39,480
charades from afar. 
But the emo kid is like, all 

2123
01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:43,400
right, let's form our best wolf 
poses. 

2124
01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:50,560
Brent's like what he said form 
your best wolf poses now and emo

2125
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:54,240
it burns like alright, alright 
ohh emo kids like that is the 

2126
01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:57,480
worst wolf pose I've ever seen. 
You were definitely not part 

2127
01:40:57,480 --> 01:41:01,120
wolf like I am and the emo kid 
this is really weird pose. 

2128
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:05,600
He's like, Oh my God, I'm 
wolfing so hard right now. 

2129
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:10,000
This is the most emo thing. 
I mean the most, the most alpha 

2130
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:12,520
thing I've ever done. 
Oh my God. 

2131
01:41:12,840 --> 01:41:15,200
At this point Emily is like guys
you are both embarrassing 

2132
01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:17,320
yourselves emo kid. 
It's like, no. 

2133
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:20,320
You will see that I'm the most 
alpha, I swear. 

2134
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,360
Because like, all right, let's 
do it. 

2135
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,920
Wrestle me. 
And you know, Brent's like, 

2136
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:27,080
what? 
Emo kid jumps on top of him, 

2137
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:30,920
just tackles him to the ground. 
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right?

2138
01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:33,240
And a little bit taller. 
And Brent was completely taken 

2139
01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:36,120
off guard. 
He's like, bro, stop, what are 

2140
01:41:36,120 --> 01:41:38,240
you doing? 
And emo kids like, I'm out 

2141
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:40,480
elfing you. 
That's one of the came counselor

2142
01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:42,480
comes over and says, all right, 
guys, break it up. 

2143
01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:45,280
Break it up. 
Tears to the two of them party. 

2144
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:48,240
He's like, all right, so we're 
only doing this for 20 more 

2145
01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:51,640
minutes, but it looks like looks
like you 2 can't keep, you know,

2146
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:54,600
can't keep off of each other. 
So I'm going to be joining your 

2147
01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:57,000
group. 
Imagine how awkward this is. 

2148
01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:00,800
It is Emily Brent to the e-mail 
kid and a random camp counselor.

2149
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:02,960
So they do normal charades, 
right? 

2150
01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:06,160
And the entire time, the e-mail 
kid is like sneaking in punches.

2151
01:42:06,280 --> 01:42:09,280
To Brent's arm, he's like. 
Ow And when the camp counselor 

2152
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:12,280
looks up, the emo kid puts his 
arms behind his back and the emo

2153
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:15,520
kids like, this isn't over, man.
And then the emo kid walks over 

2154
01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:16,160
to Emily. 
He's like. 

2155
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:19,000
Emily. 
Emily's like. 

2156
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,480
What do you think? 
I'm more alpha. 

2157
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:23,440
Shut up. 
Kid emo kids. 

2158
01:42:23,440 --> 01:42:26,840
Like, no, OK, well, OK, I'll 
just be direct. 

2159
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:29,760
Do you want to go out with me? 
No. 

2160
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:32,640
And the camp counselor was like,
guys, silence while I'm doing 

2161
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:35,480
charades and Emily's like, dude,
I don't want to go out with you.

2162
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:37,600
How many times do I need to? 
Tell you this. 

2163
01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:40,560
Emo kids like, but I'm 
definitely more alpha. 

2164
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:42,720
She's like, that's not a real 
thing. 

2165
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:47,440
So the next day rolls around, 
it's Thursday, and that 

2166
01:42:47,440 --> 01:42:49,360
afternoon there's no real 
activity. 

2167
01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:52,800
It's just known as like the 
soccer dance or whatever. 

2168
01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:56,160
And during the soccer dance, 
there's one coveted slow song 

2169
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:58,600
where anyone who has feelings 
for each other might ask for 

2170
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:01,520
like a slow song or something. 
And sure enough, let's just jump

2171
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:04,360
to the dance because the emo kid
is like being a director Brent 

2172
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:06,040
all day. 
But that's not anything new. 

2173
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,920
And sure enough, it is the dance
and they're putting on normal 

2174
01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:12,640
songs and Emily and Robin and 
Brent are all together like 

2175
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:14,160
dude. 
And Robin's like dude, the emo 

2176
01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:16,720
kid is definitely going to try 
and get that slow song with you.

2177
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:18,880
Like Brent, you got to swoop in 
right away. 

2178
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:21,520
Because at this point Brent and 
Emily were like unofficially a 

2179
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:23,560
thing. 
They're only at camp for a week 

2180
01:43:23,560 --> 01:43:26,320
so they're not going to make 
like a a long term relationship.

2181
01:43:26,480 --> 01:43:29,160
Let's have kids, baby. 
OK, you know what I mean? 

2182
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:33,040
But sure enough, you know, the 
slow song comes on and Brent's 

2183
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:35,000
like, oh, my God. 
And Emily's like, quickly. 

2184
01:43:35,160 --> 01:43:38,200
And you can see the emo kid 
sprinting from the other side of

2185
01:43:38,200 --> 01:43:40,560
the room. 
So Emily and Brent quickly, 

2186
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:43,360
like, get together in the slow 
song, kind of like, whatever. 

2187
01:43:43,680 --> 01:43:47,480
And Emily's standing there and 
she feels Brent being ripped off

2188
01:43:47,480 --> 01:43:49,720
of him. 
And the emo kid grabs Brent, 

2189
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:52,560
rips him off Emily and tackles 
him on the ground. 

2190
01:43:52,720 --> 01:43:55,160
And this is where the camp 
counselors are like, oh, OK, 

2191
01:43:55,160 --> 01:43:58,600
foul play, foul play. 
They go in, they grab the emo 

2192
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,960
kid and they like run it like 
they, they take them off. 

2193
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:03,680
They're like, all right, buddy, 
this is like your third strike 

2194
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:06,280
and you are out. 
So they call up the parents of 

2195
01:44:06,280 --> 01:44:08,240
the emo kid. 
They say your kid, your son 

2196
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:11,360
can't come tomorrow. 
He's like fighting this one kid 

2197
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:13,160
again and again. 
And he won't stop. 

2198
01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:16,640
And so sure enough, the emo kid 
was picked up, taken away, and 

2199
01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:19,400
Brent and Emily finished off 
with a slow song together. 

2200
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:21,640
The next day rolls around. 
It is Friday. 

2201
01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:24,200
It is only 1/2 day where 
basically the parents come and 

2202
01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:26,720
watch a little like soccer 
presentation that all the kids 

2203
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:29,000
have done. 
And by the end of it, right, you

2204
01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:30,600
know, most people are packing 
up. 

2205
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,200
Brent and Emily are gone. 
And you remember the friend 

2206
01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:36,920
Robin from the beginning, one of
the camp counselors and Robin 

2207
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:39,800
were like friends or whatever or
like friendly and the camp 

2208
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:42,640
counselor counselors like do you
happen to know about that like 

2209
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,880
emo looking kid? 
Like do you happen to know what 

2210
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:48,800
was up with him and Robin's like
do I have a story on screen 

2211
01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:50,320
right now? 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

2212
01:44:50,320 --> 01:44:55,000
Just click it, do it, leave a 
like on this video and I'll 

2213
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:57,800
actually give you nothing at all
now. 

2214
01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:59,880
But what's up guys? 
Welcome back to a brand new 

2215
01:44:59,880 --> 01:45:02,960
story. 
And just imagine you're chilling

2216
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:05,960
with your girlfriend. 
Life is awesome. 

2217
01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:11,000
You stare into her eyes 
lovingly, and then all of a 

2218
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:15,520
sudden this emo kid walks in and
says that you must fight him to 

2219
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:18,000
the death to decide who gets 
your girlfriend. 

2220
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:20,720
And at that moment, you 
seriously just sit there and 

2221
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:23,840
question your life choices. 
That is the story I'll be 

2222
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:26,480
telling today. 
So sit back, relax, subscribe if

2223
01:45:26,480 --> 01:45:28,920
you're new and let's just jump 
right into this story. 

2224
01:45:29,280 --> 01:45:31,480
So we're going to call a 
subscriber some into the story 

2225
01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:34,320
James. 
So anyways, there's a there was 

2226
01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:37,480
a kid in James's class who we're
going to call the e-mail kid. 

2227
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:40,880
He kept to himself. 
He wore crazy makeup in the dark

2228
01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:43,560
clothing and whatever. 
And honestly, doesn't really 

2229
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:46,200
matter what you wear. 
But he was also extremely 

2230
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:48,480
melodramatic. 
Like he would come and he'd be 

2231
01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:51,840
like. 
Society doesn't understand me, 

2232
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:54,400
no one gets me. 
I'll never fit in. 

2233
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:57,080
Man, he, he, he was kind of like
one of those kids that kind of 

2234
01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:59,920
just like would say this stuff 
and then would be like, why do I

2235
01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:02,600
not have friends? 
I'm just a melodramatic freak 

2236
01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:06,440
all the time, Which I mean, I 
was pretty weird in middle 

2237
01:46:06,440 --> 01:46:08,240
school. 
So like, I can't really speak. 

2238
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:12,520
But then again, hey man. 
Anyways, so there's also a girl 

2239
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:16,080
in the I don't know, I'll just 
call her like, I'll just call 

2240
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:18,520
her Kate, right. 
It's name of my friend back 

2241
01:46:18,520 --> 01:46:21,080
home. 
So anyways, James and the emo 

2242
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:26,320
kid unfortunately decided had to
cross paths because they both 

2243
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:29,080
had a thing for this girl and 
this Friday, right? 

2244
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:32,280
So this story all starts like 
this weekend or not this 

2245
01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:35,560
weekend, we'll say starts on 
Monday and this Friday, 

2246
01:46:35,920 --> 01:46:37,400
remember, not actually this 
Friday. 

2247
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:40,280
I mean this Friday in the story 
was going to be the school 

2248
01:46:40,280 --> 01:46:42,240
dance. 
And the whole thing was like 

2249
01:46:42,240 --> 01:46:45,280
whoever got the slow dance with 
this girl was basically going to

2250
01:46:45,280 --> 01:46:48,440
like, if you so the thing of 
James's school, if you slow 

2251
01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:51,360
danced with a girl, you were 
basically dating her at this 

2252
01:46:51,360 --> 01:46:54,000
point. 
You guys were practically in 

2253
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:57,040
love at that point. 
So it was a pretty big deal who 

2254
01:46:57,040 --> 01:47:00,040
was going to get the slow dance.
And it was the emo kid versus 

2255
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:02,080
James. 
And this became very public 

2256
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:03,640
knowledge. 
Like the emo kid was telling 

2257
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:07,120
everyone that he was going to 
100% get the slow dance. 

2258
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:09,960
And people kind of knew James 
because James is more popular. 

2259
01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:12,360
He wasn't like, I don't know, 
some like really annoying 

2260
01:47:12,360 --> 01:47:14,320
popular person. 
He was just like a cool guy that

2261
01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:16,440
everyone liked. 
I mean, at least according to 

2262
01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:20,200
James, who submitted this story.
So who really knows, but we'll 

2263
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:22,720
go with it, right. 
So everyone kind of knew that 

2264
01:47:22,720 --> 01:47:26,280
both the emo kid and James were 
both fighting for this girl 

2265
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:28,360
Kate. 
And Kate made it pretty clear 

2266
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:30,680
that, you know, she was not 
going to say yes to the emo kid.

2267
01:47:30,680 --> 01:47:32,960
Like, sorry, unlucky life just 
works out like that. 

2268
01:47:32,960 --> 01:47:35,400
But she was considering saying 
yes to James. 

2269
01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:38,720
She was kind of just keeping the
truth was that she was going to 

2270
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:41,760
say yes to James if he asked. 
However, she just wanted to keep

2271
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:45,240
him kind of like on his toes and
questioning or whatever, right. 

2272
01:47:45,560 --> 01:47:49,760
So yeah, throughout that whole 
week, the emo kid and James, 

2273
01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:51,760
they didn't really like. 
They weren't like in a fight 

2274
01:47:51,760 --> 01:47:54,240
with each other, but it was kind
of like they were kind of like 

2275
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:56,960
rivals in a sense, even though 
they never had any direct 

2276
01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:59,120
confrontation. 
And let's just skip ahead to 

2277
01:47:59,120 --> 01:48:01,200
that Friday. 
It was the day of the school 

2278
01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:04,320
dance. 
It was emo kid versus James. 

2279
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:07,280
So anyways, at this point, you 
know, the emo kid is like, you 

2280
01:48:07,280 --> 01:48:09,360
know, he's kind of like he's 
standing in the corner at the 

2281
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:12,240
dance, right? 
Look, I was pretty awkward in in

2282
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:14,160
high school and middle school 
when it came to those big 

2283
01:48:14,160 --> 01:48:16,560
dances. 
But to be fair, everyone else 

2284
01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:18,800
was as well. 
But the emo kid was kind of 

2285
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:20,200
taking it to a whole different 
level. 

2286
01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:23,960
He literally was like slouched 
in the corner of the room. 

2287
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:27,320
His like long black hair kind of
like down almost like, you know 

2288
01:48:27,320 --> 01:48:30,160
that scene from the ring with 
that like the girl who comes out

2289
01:48:30,160 --> 01:48:32,240
the TV. 
He was kind of looking like that

2290
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:34,880
chick for a second. 
So he was definitely not and 

2291
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:36,560
helping himself out in this 
situation. 

2292
01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:39,640
And at this point, James and his
boys were kind of standing like 

2293
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:41,440
together, whatever they were 
dancing to. 

2294
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:43,320
I don't know. 
I don't freaking know what they 

2295
01:48:43,320 --> 01:48:46,960
play at high school dances. 
Maybe some whip Nae nae by 

2296
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:49,640
Silento. 
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man. 

2297
01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:51,960
It's a middle school dance, bro.
I don't know how this works. 

2298
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:55,720
But anyways, you're kind of 
waiting for this slow song to 

2299
01:48:55,720 --> 01:48:57,640
come on. 
Maybe some, I don't know, some 

2300
01:48:57,640 --> 01:49:01,920
like song by Adele or something 
like that, Like the when like 

2301
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:05,720
dude, I always try and like, say
lines from songs during these 

2302
01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:08,040
stories and I just blank every 
single time. 

2303
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:11,240
But anyways, yeah, so they're 
all kind of waiting around 

2304
01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:13,840
there. 
And it was eventually the slow 

2305
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:16,200
dance song came on. 
And remember, you might be 

2306
01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:18,560
thinking, oh, man, who cares? 
It's just like a slow song. 

2307
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:21,160
No, no, no. 
What you have to understand is 

2308
01:49:21,160 --> 01:49:23,840
the slow song meant everything 
to these kids. 

2309
01:49:23,840 --> 01:49:26,000
Like the slow song. 
Basically, if you had a slow 

2310
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:27,920
song with some girl, because 
remember, they were in middle 

2311
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:30,080
school, there's this was like 
7th, 8th grade. 

2312
01:49:30,320 --> 01:49:33,280
So the probably the farthest you
ever went with a girl was like 

2313
01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:36,720
slow dancing or maybe holding 
her hand if you were like crazy 

2314
01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:40,520
because you know, if you hold a 
hand, if you hold a girl's hand 

2315
01:49:40,520 --> 01:49:42,840
for too long, there was a chance
you get her pregnant. 

2316
01:49:42,840 --> 01:49:46,480
So definitely not misinformation
from the Connor Pugs channel. 

2317
01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:50,120
But anyways, slow dance was a 
really big deal. 

2318
01:49:50,280 --> 01:49:53,480
And all of a sudden the song 
comes on and the thing was 

2319
01:49:53,480 --> 01:49:56,720
right. 
The the emo kid was too busy 

2320
01:49:56,720 --> 01:49:59,680
kind of like sulking about 
society in the corner of the 

2321
01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:03,520
room to react quick enough. 
So James was like, aye, bro, 

2322
01:50:03,520 --> 01:50:05,800
like that guy's playing himself.
I'm going to go in. 

2323
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:10,360
So James very quickly goes in 
and boom, he gets there, goes 

2324
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:12,040
up. 
He's like, hey, like, hey, like,

2325
01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:15,240
can I have this dance? 
And she very happily says yes 

2326
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:17,440
because she said like, oh, I 
don't know if I'll say yes. 

2327
01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:19,360
She knew she was bluffing the 
whole time. 

2328
01:50:19,360 --> 01:50:22,320
And James kind of felt pretty 
confident about it. 

2329
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:24,960
And even though she said, I 
don't know, he was pretty 

2330
01:50:24,960 --> 01:50:27,200
confident because her friends 
were like, yeah, dude, she's 

2331
01:50:27,200 --> 01:50:30,200
totally bluffing. 
Like, I hate to expose my friend

2332
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:32,120
like that, but she definitely 
has a thing for you. 

2333
01:50:32,160 --> 01:50:33,400
You're chilling. 
You're in the green. 

2334
01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:37,080
So anyways, James goes in. 
He feels pretty good about the 

2335
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:40,200
whole thing, but let me just say
that the emo kid eventually 

2336
01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:44,240
looks up and then he sees this 
and the emo kid is not having 

2337
01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:47,640
it. 
He does something pretty insane.

2338
01:50:47,640 --> 01:50:50,280
So a strap in and definitely 
prepare for the cringe. 

2339
01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:54,360
If you have your cringe 
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm 

2340
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:56,760
actually going to fine you for 
your own safety. 

2341
01:50:57,520 --> 01:50:59,880
So yeah, go ahead and buckle 
that cringe seat belt. 

2342
01:50:59,880 --> 01:51:03,440
Because there was like a DJ 
station and there was like a guy

2343
01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:05,960
who was like DJ ING quote UN 
quote. 

2344
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:09,480
And there was like a microphone.
So like you can so like the DJ 

2345
01:51:09,480 --> 01:51:12,520
could say like, hey, like 20 
minutes till the dance is done 

2346
01:51:12,520 --> 01:51:15,400
or get ready for this hype song 
or whatever. 

2347
01:51:15,640 --> 01:51:18,160
And other than that, he just, he
was really just a Spotify 

2348
01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:20,760
playlist. 
He just like, he just edited the

2349
01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:24,600
Spotify playlist, right. 
However, and the DJ let the 

2350
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:27,880
Spotify playlist run on autoplay
or whatever and he went to the 

2351
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:30,640
bathroom. 
So the e-mail kid ran up to the 

2352
01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:33,240
he ran up to like the spot or 
whatever. 

2353
01:51:33,240 --> 01:51:35,800
He grabs the microphone, he 
stops the music. 

2354
01:51:35,800 --> 01:51:38,720
First of all, he goes up to the 
Spotify, clicks pause on the 

2355
01:51:38,720 --> 01:51:40,960
music and screams into the 
microphone. 

2356
01:51:41,240 --> 01:51:44,000
Wait. 
And everybody turns around. 

2357
01:51:44,120 --> 01:51:47,160
Everybody turns around and they 
look at this kid and they're all

2358
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:50,000
kind of like looking at this emo
kid who's standing at the front 

2359
01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:52,800
of the room with like the the 
microphone. 

2360
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,720
He picks it up. 
He's like Kate. 

2361
01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:58,680
No, So this point, everyone's 
kind of looking at this kid 

2362
01:51:58,680 --> 01:52:00,720
like, Oh my God. 
Because they all knew that like 

2363
01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:04,040
he wanted to have the dance with
Kate, but like James obviously 

2364
01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,880
got it. 
So they're like, ah, that's 

2365
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:08,160
tough, man. 
Like life sometimes doesn't work

2366
01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:09,880
out the way you wanted to. 
Like, that's this. 

2367
01:52:09,880 --> 01:52:13,120
Unfortunate how that goes. 
However, you know, he goes up 

2368
01:52:13,120 --> 01:52:15,600
there and he's like, he goes in 
the microphone, like he says 

2369
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:18,560
wait and everyone turns around, 
the music is off. 

2370
01:52:18,840 --> 01:52:22,280
He's like Kate, may I have this 
dance? 

2371
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:26,160
And everyone's so confused 
because first of all, he turned 

2372
01:52:26,160 --> 01:52:29,120
off the slow song in the middle 
of the song. 

2373
01:52:29,920 --> 01:52:31,560
And also she was already 
dancing. 

2374
01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:34,800
With someone and instead of just
going up to her, he makes a 

2375
01:52:34,840 --> 01:52:39,000
massive scene in front of 
everyone grabbing the microphone

2376
01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:42,000
and screaming into it saying 
like, will you have this dance? 

2377
01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:44,520
And The thing is right. 
It's caused enough commotion 

2378
01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:47,920
that the guy like the DJ that 
was hired ran back 'cause I 

2379
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:49,600
think he was supposed to be 
there the whole time, but he 

2380
01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:51,120
needed to like RIP a piss or 
something. 

2381
01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:53,440
So he needed to go and he runs 
back over. 

2382
01:52:53,440 --> 01:52:55,880
He's like give that back to me. 
He like snatches it out of the 

2383
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:58,800
emo kids hand. 
He's like, sorry for the sorry 

2384
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:01,800
for the interruption guys, turns
the music back on like starts 

2385
01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:04,720
like not cursing out this kid. 
He's a middle schooler, but 

2386
01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:06,520
being like, dude, what do you 
think you're doing? 

2387
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:09,800
You can't just like come up here
and take this stuff like it's 

2388
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:12,040
like, if you do this again, I'm 
going to tell your teachers and 

2389
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:15,120
you'll be in big trouble. 
Or I mean, I don't know how much

2390
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:19,960
trouble a a hired DJ can get you
in, But you know, the emo kid 

2391
01:53:19,960 --> 01:53:23,200
returns to his corner and 
literally just sits down. 

2392
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:27,040
This slumps into the corner of 
the room, which James felt kind 

2393
01:53:27,040 --> 01:53:29,440
of bad. 
He felt a little bit bad because

2394
01:53:29,440 --> 01:53:32,520
like, James has definitely been 
in that position. 

2395
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:35,200
I say that very kind of 
liberally because James has not 

2396
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:38,720
actually been in a position 
where he grabs the microphone at

2397
01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:41,560
the school dance, stops the 
music and asks the girl out 

2398
01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:43,920
unsuccessfully. 
He hasn't specifically been 

2399
01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:46,720
there, but he's definitely been 
in a situation where just hasn't

2400
01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:49,560
gone his way. 
So he feels bad man, you know, 

2401
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:51,400
feels bad man you. 
Hate to see it. 

2402
01:53:51,960 --> 01:53:54,760
But yeah, anyways, James like 
continued on with the slow. 

2403
01:53:55,200 --> 01:53:57,800
I mean, he's not going to stop 
his life because this kid has an

2404
01:53:57,800 --> 01:53:59,480
unlucky moment. 
Like that's tough. 

2405
01:54:00,760 --> 01:54:04,480
So yeah, you know, I will say 
there was kind of an awkward 

2406
01:54:04,480 --> 01:54:07,320
moment because wall like James 
is like slow dancing with Kate. 

2407
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:10,120
He kind of like turns around. 
Like they they kind of like turn

2408
01:54:10,120 --> 01:54:12,800
around. 
So James is facing the emo kid 

2409
01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:17,000
and he just looks up and the emo
kid is staring at him with like 

2410
01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:21,000
the creepiest, most stalkerish, 
most scariest stare he's ever 

2411
01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:23,960
seen because the emo kid is 
slumped over like the girl from 

2412
01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:26,440
the ring, right, is just like 
staring right at him. 

2413
01:54:26,560 --> 01:54:30,160
He's like long black hair, like 
covering most of his face 

2414
01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:33,160
besides his eyes. 
And he's like, slumped over to 

2415
01:54:33,360 --> 01:54:36,040
like, kind of like crouching 
over like an old guy with a cane

2416
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:37,400
or something, but without a 
cane. 

2417
01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:41,160
And James is like, hey, do you 
mind if we turn like 45° this 

2418
01:54:41,160 --> 01:54:43,320
way or 90° this way? 
Thank you. 

2419
01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:45,800
That's much better. 
So he doesn't have to see him 

2420
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:46,960
anymore. 
We're actually. 

2421
01:54:47,080 --> 01:54:49,760
Let's do a whole 180. 
I mean, he didn't ask for 180 

2422
01:54:49,760 --> 01:54:52,320
because he didn't want, like, 
Kate to be making eye contact 

2423
01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:53,960
with him either. 
But yeah. 

2424
01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:55,640
So that was a bit of a tough 
situation. 

2425
01:54:55,640 --> 01:54:59,560
However you might be thinking, 
Well, I mean at this point, 

2426
01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:02,920
reasonably the e-mail kid must 
have realized that this just 

2427
01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:07,280
wasn't his day and he must have 
just like given up, which he's 

2428
01:55:07,280 --> 01:55:09,640
already, I mean he's already 
embarrassed himself. 

2429
01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:11,400
Like he probably gave up after 
this point. 

2430
01:55:11,880 --> 01:55:15,200
And while that would be pretty 
fair for you to believe, that 

2431
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:18,200
was unfortunately not the that 
was just not what happened 

2432
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:19,920
because the emo kid would 
continue. 

2433
01:55:20,880 --> 01:55:23,800
Let me just say that the emo kid
thought that if he if he had a 

2434
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:27,840
sword fight with James, that he 
would be able to win the honor 

2435
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:30,160
of his lady. 
I'm not even kidding you real 

2436
01:55:30,160 --> 01:55:32,720
quick, if you made it as far 
into the video comment emo down 

2437
01:55:32,720 --> 01:55:33,960
below. 
That'll be the secret word of 

2438
01:55:33,960 --> 01:55:34,560
the day. 
Leave. 

2439
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:36,880
I will try hard as many of those
comments I possibly can. 

2440
01:55:37,200 --> 01:55:39,480
And also, if you want to support
the channel, the best possible 

2441
01:55:39,480 --> 01:55:42,240
thing you can do is just watch 
this video throughout the 

2442
01:55:42,240 --> 01:55:44,240
entirety, the entirety of this 
video. 

2443
01:55:44,520 --> 01:55:47,240
And then afterwards, if you 
could watch some of my old 

2444
01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:49,480
videos, that helps more than you
can ever imagine. 

2445
01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:51,960
And please go in the comments 
section and tell me how many of 

2446
01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:55,280
my old videos you watched today 
or this week. 

2447
01:55:55,280 --> 01:55:57,760
I'll heart it and say thank you 
because it helps me out more 

2448
01:55:57,760 --> 01:56:00,360
than you can ever imagine. 
Anyways, let's go back to the 

2449
01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:02,680
story because the e-mail kid is 
not done. 

2450
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:05,280
In fact, he is far from being 
done. 

2451
01:56:05,840 --> 01:56:08,040
So what happened after the 
school dance? 

2452
01:56:08,040 --> 01:56:11,000
Like over the weekend, James 
actually met up with Kate. 

2453
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:13,160
They went to, like, go get 
dinner together. 

2454
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:16,640
And that's when they officially 
started dating, whatever that 

2455
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:19,040
means in 8th grade. 
Which means, Oh my God, they're 

2456
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:21,880
going to sit together at lunch. 
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, 

2457
01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:24,400
right? 
But anyway, so James officially 

2458
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:27,760
starts dating this girl. 
Word gets around really quickly 

2459
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:30,600
and eventually the emo kid. 
I I'm pretty sure at this point 

2460
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:34,040
the emo kid would have known, 
but by his next actions it's not

2461
01:56:34,040 --> 01:56:37,000
super clear. 
So that Monday is the first kind

2462
01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:41,800
of like lunch day that Kate and 
what, what's his name James are 

2463
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:45,000
going to be having their first 
real at school lunch date, which

2464
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:47,200
is a pretty big deal for the 8th
graders there. 

2465
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:50,080
Obviously it's not that big of a
deal in general, but hey, man, 

2466
01:56:50,080 --> 01:56:53,840
let them have their fun. 
And so, yeah, he sits down like 

2467
01:56:53,840 --> 01:56:56,280
he finds Kate. 
They sit down and they're at a 

2468
01:56:56,280 --> 01:56:59,360
table by themselves and like, 
people are looking over and 

2469
01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:03,000
talking and be like, oh, 
someone's dating, whatever, 

2470
01:57:03,000 --> 01:57:06,760
right? 
And however, James, you know, 

2471
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:09,640
Kate is facing away from the 
door, but James is facing the 

2472
01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:12,400
door. 
And James sees the door open up 

2473
01:57:12,640 --> 01:57:14,240
and he sees the e-mail kid walk 
in. 

2474
01:57:14,240 --> 01:57:17,880
And James is like, this is tough
because James feels bad. 

2475
01:57:18,040 --> 01:57:22,040
He legitimately feels bad 
because I mean, if the roles 

2476
01:57:22,040 --> 01:57:23,840
were reversed, he would feel 
bad. 

2477
01:57:23,840 --> 01:57:27,160
Like, seeing the girl that he 
really liked a week ago sitting 

2478
01:57:27,160 --> 01:57:30,920
with a guy who was low key his, 
like, enemy rival on a date. 

2479
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:32,280
Like, that would be tough to 
see. 

2480
01:57:32,720 --> 01:57:34,920
And James started to feel a 
little bit worried when the 

2481
01:57:34,920 --> 01:57:37,840
e-mail kid starts to approach 
him. 

2482
01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:42,040
Right, Starts to approach him. 
And, yeah, So the e-mail kid 

2483
01:57:42,040 --> 01:57:44,760
walks up to their table. 
And at this point, Kate also 

2484
01:57:44,760 --> 01:57:46,400
realizes that someone's walking 
up. 

2485
01:57:46,400 --> 01:57:49,800
So she turns around. 
The e-mail kid walks up and 

2486
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:52,200
doesn't look at James. 
He's not paying any attention to

2487
01:57:52,200 --> 01:57:54,000
James. 
He's actually acting as if James

2488
01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,400
doesn't even exist at this 
point. 

2489
01:57:55,880 --> 01:57:58,760
The e-mail kid turns to the 
girl, Kate. 

2490
01:57:58,760 --> 01:58:00,480
I forgot her name for a second, 
says Kate. 

2491
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:04,680
I've been wanting to ask this 
for a while, but since we've 

2492
01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:07,600
become so close in the last 
couple weeks, which they have 

2493
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:10,880
never spoken before, but that is
beyond the point at this point. 

2494
01:58:10,880 --> 01:58:14,040
That is beyond the point. 
He's like, I was wondering if 

2495
01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:16,720
you would like to go on a date 
with me, if you would like to 

2496
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:20,800
start dating and James like, Oh 
no, he doesn't know. 

2497
01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:24,400
How does he not know? 
Cuz James is like everybody 

2498
01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:28,360
knows, everybody told everybody,
but I guess everybody didn't 

2499
01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:30,200
tell the. 
Emo kid, of course. 

2500
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:33,600
They didn't and Kate at this 
point is like, oh, well, I'm 

2501
01:58:33,600 --> 01:58:36,320
very flattered and emo kids 
like, well, if you're flattered,

2502
01:58:36,320 --> 01:58:37,960
then you should say yes, 
correct. 

2503
01:58:39,200 --> 01:58:43,120
And this point she's like, Oh, 
well, you see, it's actually not

2504
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:46,320
great timing because I'm 
actually currently in a 

2505
01:58:46,320 --> 01:58:50,520
relationship and emo kids like 
what how with who? 

2506
01:58:50,920 --> 01:58:54,960
And James is like, Oh my God, 
this is this is so awkward. 

2507
01:58:54,960 --> 01:58:57,480
He doesn't know. 
So James has kind of assumed 

2508
01:58:57,480 --> 01:59:01,960
that the e-mail kid didn't think
anything of the fact that James 

2509
01:59:01,960 --> 01:59:05,440
got like the dance with her, 
which in all reality he was. 

2510
01:59:05,440 --> 01:59:08,320
The emo kid was kind of the one 
who had the most common sense in

2511
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:10,520
that situation. 
Because just because someone 

2512
01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:12,840
dances with a girl once doesn't 
mean anything, right? 

2513
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:16,120
But at this height, at this 
middle school, if you got the 

2514
01:59:16,120 --> 01:59:19,800
slow dance, you are basically 
in, you are locked in at this 

2515
01:59:19,800 --> 01:59:21,160
point, is what I'm trying to 
say. 

2516
01:59:21,480 --> 01:59:24,960
So Kate has to go on to 
awkwardly explain to the emo kid

2517
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:29,240
that, well, the guy that she's 
sitting at right now on the 

2518
01:59:29,240 --> 01:59:32,440
lunch date with happens to be 
the guy that she's dating. 

2519
01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:36,920
And the emo kid turns to James, 
looks at him, looks him down and

2520
01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:38,160
up. 
Like there's like the elevator 

2521
01:59:38,160 --> 01:59:40,520
look when he looks at like the 
top of his head looks all the 

2522
01:59:40,520 --> 01:59:41,880
way down and looks all the way 
up. 

2523
01:59:42,120 --> 01:59:45,680
Turns back to Kate is like, 
really, dude, you decided to 

2524
01:59:45,680 --> 01:59:48,080
date this guy when you could 
have dated me? 

2525
01:59:48,360 --> 01:59:51,680
He's like, and just like, he 
just kind of like storms out of 

2526
01:59:51,680 --> 01:59:54,000
there. 
And James looks at Kate. 

2527
01:59:54,000 --> 01:59:56,520
He's like, dude, how did that 
kid not know that we're dating 

2528
01:59:56,520 --> 01:59:58,200
at this point? 
Like I swear to God, all your 

2529
01:59:58,200 --> 02:00:00,720
friends told everybody like and 
Kate's like dude, my friends 

2530
02:00:00,720 --> 02:00:02,560
didn't tell everyone and James 
like. 

2531
02:00:03,040 --> 02:00:06,400
If you ask anyone at the school 
besides the emo kit, apparently 

2532
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:08,960
they will know. 
And Kate's like, yeah, OK. 

2533
02:00:08,960 --> 02:00:11,880
My, my friends do talk a lot. 
And they're like, well, that was

2534
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:14,080
pretty awkward. 
Hopefully nothing else happens 

2535
02:00:14,080 --> 02:00:15,960
again. 
You might be thinking at this 

2536
02:00:15,960 --> 02:00:19,800
point, Connor, the emo kid must 
stop. 

2537
02:00:20,200 --> 02:00:24,200
There is no way he continues on.
There's not a chance that he 

2538
02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:29,360
continues, right? 
Well, well, well, well. 

2539
02:00:29,720 --> 02:00:34,240
I got some news for you guys. 
He does continue and it's bad 

2540
02:00:34,880 --> 02:00:37,080
because you might be thinking 
that Oh well, the emo kid 

2541
02:00:37,080 --> 02:00:41,080
stormed off and he was done. 
No, about 20 minutes later, when

2542
02:00:41,080 --> 02:00:43,680
there's only like 10 minutes 
left to launch, James sees the 

2543
02:00:43,680 --> 02:00:46,240
doors open up again and he's 
like, you got to be kidding me 

2544
02:00:46,240 --> 02:00:49,960
dude, because the emo kid walks 
through, but this time he is 

2545
02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:53,000
like stomping towards James 
super angrily. 

2546
02:00:53,080 --> 02:00:56,440
He runs up to the table, 
practically looks at James, 

2547
02:00:56,560 --> 02:01:00,680
looks him in the eye and says 
it's not over between us. 

2548
02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:04,320
It is far from over between US. 
And it's like taking his little 

2549
02:01:04,320 --> 02:01:09,240
finger and like pointing at 
James and James, like, OK, nice.

2550
02:01:09,840 --> 02:01:11,680
Like I, I, I, like, we do not 
care. 

2551
02:01:11,680 --> 02:01:13,720
Like I, I, I, I. 
Don't know what else to say at 

2552
02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:17,360
this. 
Point like, OK, cool, nice. 

2553
02:01:17,880 --> 02:01:21,640
Like OK, what do you what do you
want me to say? 

2554
02:01:21,880 --> 02:01:24,680
And the emo kid after that is 
like, you better watch yourself.

2555
02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:28,280
It's about to get bad. 
He like storms out of there and 

2556
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:31,600
you know, at this point James is
like, OK, well, I guess that 

2557
02:01:31,600 --> 02:01:34,960
answers my question. 
So the next day at lunch is 

2558
02:01:34,960 --> 02:01:37,280
where things get really, really,
really crazy. 

2559
02:01:38,240 --> 02:01:41,600
So he's sitting there with, with
Kate on his second date. 

2560
02:01:42,160 --> 02:01:45,480
James is enjoying himself, he's 
having a good time with Kate. 

2561
02:01:45,680 --> 02:01:47,280
They're enjoying each other's 
presence. 

2562
02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:49,800
They're they're doing well. 
I mean, they're, they're kind of

2563
02:01:49,800 --> 02:01:51,640
clicking. 
So things might continue on, 

2564
02:01:51,640 --> 02:01:53,360
right? 
And that's when the emo kid 

2565
02:01:53,360 --> 02:01:57,160
walks in and he's carrying like 
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good 

2566
02:01:57,160 --> 02:02:00,160
sized sticks that he probably 
found in the backyard of the 

2567
02:02:00,160 --> 02:02:01,400
school. 
So in the backyard of the 

2568
02:02:01,400 --> 02:02:04,000
school, there's like a mini 
forest, nothing too crazy, but 

2569
02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:05,840
there's like a pretty big forest
back there. 

2570
02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:08,640
And the emo kid must have gone 
back there and like found two 

2571
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:11,720
decent sized sticks. 
He walks into the cafeteria with

2572
02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:14,080
one stick in one hand and one 
stick in the other. 

2573
02:02:14,360 --> 02:02:17,680
And James is just looking at him
and he's like, he kind of says, 

2574
02:02:17,680 --> 02:02:20,200
like to Kate, he's like, OK, we 
got trouble. 

2575
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:23,920
Kate turns around, looks at it, 
and it's just like, turns back 

2576
02:02:23,920 --> 02:02:25,160
around. 
Is like, what? 

2577
02:02:25,640 --> 02:02:28,640
And James is like, yeah, I have 
no idea what's happening, but I 

2578
02:02:28,640 --> 02:02:31,600
guess we're about to see. 
So the e-mail kid walks up to 

2579
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:34,160
the table, like, kind of like, 
waddles his way up and he's 

2580
02:02:34,160 --> 02:02:37,120
like, you. 
And he like hands the stick to 

2581
02:02:37,120 --> 02:02:41,920
James and James like, like I 
need a little explanation. 

2582
02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:43,960
What do you want me to do with 
this? 

2583
02:02:43,960 --> 02:02:48,960
Like it's not super clear the 
e-mail kids like you and I will 

2584
02:02:48,960 --> 02:02:53,520
have a sword battle and whoever 
wins the sword battle will have 

2585
02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:58,680
the I will it will will win the 
honor of your lady and will at 

2586
02:02:58,680 --> 02:03:00,320
this point, like Kate's like 
what? 

2587
02:03:00,520 --> 02:03:02,080
And James like, dude, what are 
you saying? 

2588
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:04,240
He's like, fight me, fight me to
the death. 

2589
02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:08,400
The winner gets your girl and 
James is like, no. 

2590
02:03:08,840 --> 02:03:12,880
And emo kids like, oh, so you're
scared of me Then you know that 

2591
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:15,200
you're going to lose and that's 
why you don't want to do it. 

2592
02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:18,280
And James is like, well, I'm not
convinced I'm going to lose. 

2593
02:03:18,800 --> 02:03:22,480
I mean, I'm not an expert at 
random stick fighting or 

2594
02:03:22,480 --> 02:03:26,800
whatever, but at the same time, 
why would I want to even engage?

2595
02:03:26,800 --> 02:03:28,320
Like why would I even want to do
it? 

2596
02:03:29,080 --> 02:03:34,240
And emo kids like, well, I mean,
I, I mean, for the sake of your 

2597
02:03:34,240 --> 02:03:37,520
honor, bro, like, do you really 
want to be known as the guy who 

2598
02:03:37,520 --> 02:03:40,080
chickened out because he's a 
chicken? 

2599
02:03:40,800 --> 02:03:45,240
And James is like, well, I mean,
I don't really care, but I also 

2600
02:03:45,240 --> 02:03:48,760
don't want to be known as the 
guy who went on who during the 

2601
02:03:48,760 --> 02:03:53,040
like the dance last Friday, 
grabbed the D JS microphone and 

2602
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:56,640
like stop the music to like ask 
out a girl who is very clearly 

2603
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:59,840
in the middle of dancing with 
someone else and then coming to 

2604
02:03:59,840 --> 02:04:03,360
school the next day, super angry
with a bunch of sticks and try 

2605
02:04:03,360 --> 02:04:06,160
and like fight some guy to get 
the girl that already obviously 

2606
02:04:06,160 --> 02:04:08,800
said no to him twice. 
At this point, the e-mail kids 

2607
02:04:08,800 --> 02:04:12,720
like, so you're what you're 
saying is that you're too scared

2608
02:04:12,720 --> 02:04:14,520
to fight me. 
And because you know you'll 

2609
02:04:14,520 --> 02:04:17,280
lose, James is like, dude, we're
going in circles right now. 

2610
02:04:17,280 --> 02:04:19,840
I'm not fighting you. 
I'm not having a sword fight to 

2611
02:04:19,840 --> 02:04:22,600
the death. 
Like, OK, I'm just not doing 

2612
02:04:22,600 --> 02:04:24,160
that. 
In this point. 

2613
02:04:24,160 --> 02:04:28,280
The emo kids like, fine, well, 
you're about to see me in my 

2614
02:04:28,280 --> 02:04:32,280
final form where I am the most 
powerful. 

2615
02:04:33,120 --> 02:04:36,800
And James is like, OK, like, 
word. 

2616
02:04:36,960 --> 02:04:41,320
And then the emo kid reaches up 
to James and rips out, like, a 

2617
02:04:41,320 --> 02:04:43,600
strand of his hair. 
And James is like, dude, like, 

2618
02:04:43,680 --> 02:04:45,920
that hurt. 
Like, why would you do that? 

2619
02:04:46,160 --> 02:04:50,200
And the emo kids, like, I need 
that for my wizardly spells. 

2620
02:04:50,480 --> 02:04:53,880
And he, like, laughs really 
awkwardly and, like, shuffles 

2621
02:04:53,880 --> 02:04:56,400
out of there. 
And James turns to Kate. 

2622
02:04:56,400 --> 02:05:03,800
He's like, dude, like what life 
choice did I make to get myself 

2623
02:05:03,800 --> 02:05:06,480
to this position? 
Like what did, what did I do 

2624
02:05:06,480 --> 02:05:09,320
wrong? 
Like what choices did I make 

2625
02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:12,320
that got me here? 
And Kate's like, I don't know, 

2626
02:05:12,320 --> 02:05:14,880
like this is kind of tough. 
He's like, yes, why me? 

2627
02:05:14,880 --> 02:05:18,200
Like why, why? 
Like he just you just came up to

2628
02:05:18,200 --> 02:05:23,040
me with a bunch of sticks and 
says I want to fight you, right?

2629
02:05:24,160 --> 02:05:27,400
And then all of a sudden, you 
know, he just like pulls a piece

2630
02:05:27,400 --> 02:05:29,080
of hair. 
Like what? 

2631
02:05:29,800 --> 02:05:31,560
Huh. 
Bro. 

2632
02:05:31,960 --> 02:05:35,720
I, I, I, I, I I just don't know.
I just don't know what to do at 

2633
02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:37,720
this point. 
And Kate's like, yeah, I, I 

2634
02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:40,000
don't know. 
But like, I think eventually 

2635
02:05:40,000 --> 02:05:42,240
he'll just get bored of whatever
he's doing and give up. 

2636
02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:48,960
So anyways, next day it is 
lunch, lunch once again. 

2637
02:05:49,240 --> 02:05:51,040
And James comes in and he finds 
Kate. 

2638
02:05:51,280 --> 02:05:54,120
And he's almost like they sit 
down and he's almost like he, 

2639
02:05:54,120 --> 02:05:56,200
he's really stiff. 
He's like not talking that much.

2640
02:05:56,200 --> 02:05:58,680
And Kate's like, are you good? 
Like, is everything OK? 

2641
02:05:59,200 --> 02:06:00,640
And James, like, dude, it's not 
you. 

2642
02:06:00,640 --> 02:06:02,920
It's just the I just don't know 
that kids going to do today. 

2643
02:06:02,920 --> 02:06:05,000
Like I'm not trying to lose 
anymore hair like that. 

2644
02:06:05,160 --> 02:06:07,480
That really hurt last night. 
Like I was starting to bleed 

2645
02:06:07,480 --> 02:06:08,720
from my sculpt where he pulled 
me. 

2646
02:06:08,720 --> 02:06:11,560
Like that was ridiculous. 
And you know, OK, it's like, 

2647
02:06:11,560 --> 02:06:13,600
yeah, that kids pretty weird. 
Like, sorry you have to go 

2648
02:06:13,600 --> 02:06:16,240
through with that and speak of 
the devil, dude. 

2649
02:06:16,360 --> 02:06:20,440
Because at that point the emo 
kid walks in and this point he 

2650
02:06:20,440 --> 02:06:25,640
has a backpack on and he has a, 
he has a smaller stick and he 

2651
02:06:26,160 --> 02:06:31,040
has he has a stick in his hand, 
a smaller one and a like a like 

2652
02:06:31,120 --> 02:06:34,800
a spirit Halloween wizard hat 
on. 

2653
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:40,000
And James is like, you got to be
kidding me, bro. 

2654
02:06:40,160 --> 02:06:42,360
Like he was you got to be 
kidding me. 

2655
02:06:42,640 --> 02:06:44,000
And at this point Kate's like 
what? 

2656
02:06:44,000 --> 02:06:46,120
She turns around and she's like,
Oh my God. 

2657
02:06:46,520 --> 02:06:50,680
And the e-mail kid walks up and 
she's and he's like, like, this 

2658
02:06:50,680 --> 02:06:52,640
is where you made your mistake, 
James. 

2659
02:06:52,840 --> 02:06:55,080
This is where you made your last
mistake. 

2660
02:06:55,360 --> 02:06:57,840
And he walks out and he sits 
next to, and he like, stands up 

2661
02:06:57,840 --> 02:07:00,200
next to them. 
He reaches into his backpack or 

2662
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:02,720
whatever. 
He takes out a piece of chalk. 

2663
02:07:02,920 --> 02:07:06,960
He takes out the like a a 
plastic bag that has a hair in 

2664
02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:11,200
it, presumably what's it James's
hair. 

2665
02:07:11,560 --> 02:07:13,920
And he also has like a candle 
set and a lighter. 

2666
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:17,520
And he sits down on there to he 
like sits down next to them. 

2667
02:07:17,720 --> 02:07:21,840
And so they had concrete floors 
in the in the in the lunchroom. 

2668
02:07:22,040 --> 02:07:26,680
So next to them he draws like a 
pentagram, puts a bunch of like 

2669
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:30,520
candles around. 
Like the pentagram takes James's

2670
02:07:30,520 --> 02:07:34,160
hair, puts it in the middle, 
lights all the candles. 

2671
02:07:34,320 --> 02:07:36,920
At this point, like this is 
taking like 2 minutes to do. 

2672
02:07:37,320 --> 02:07:39,760
Kate and James are just sitting 
there. 

2673
02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:42,360
They're looking at him 
completely aghast. 

2674
02:07:42,360 --> 02:07:44,880
Like, what is like, just like, 
what is this kid? 

2675
02:07:45,120 --> 02:07:48,320
What is this kid on? 
Like whatever he's on, dude. 

2676
02:07:48,320 --> 02:07:50,720
Like maybe get me some of that. 
Oh my God. 

2677
02:07:50,840 --> 02:07:53,680
No. 
But they were just like, I mean,

2678
02:07:53,680 --> 02:07:55,640
what are you supposed to do? 
What are you supposed to say? 

2679
02:07:55,880 --> 02:07:59,000
So eventually the emo kid has 
his whole, I don't know, his 

2680
02:07:59,000 --> 02:08:02,120
magic setup is all done or 
whatever you want to call it, 

2681
02:08:02,760 --> 02:08:04,880
and he lights starts lighting 
all the candles. 

2682
02:08:04,880 --> 02:08:07,520
He's like, James, this is your 
last chance. 

2683
02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:10,000
Give me your girlfriend and I 
won't put a spell on you. 

2684
02:08:10,160 --> 02:08:11,880
And James, like, dude, what do 
you mean? 

2685
02:08:11,880 --> 02:08:15,720
Give me my girlfriend? 
Like it's a it's like a mutual 

2686
02:08:15,720 --> 02:08:17,800
choice to be like girlfriend and
boyfriend. 

2687
02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:22,720
Like you're acting as if this is
like the the the 1600s or 

2688
02:08:22,720 --> 02:08:25,840
something and like, and like the
the wife is the property of the 

2689
02:08:25,840 --> 02:08:27,840
husband, Bro. 
Like what are you talking about?

2690
02:08:28,360 --> 02:08:31,320
And you know, he's like, one 
more chance, bro, I'm about to 

2691
02:08:31,320 --> 02:08:34,360
put a crazy spell on you if you 
don't give me your girlfriend 

2692
02:08:34,520 --> 02:08:36,120
and Kate. 
This is when Kate speaks up And 

2693
02:08:36,120 --> 02:08:39,840
he's like, dude, like even if he
said that he was going to give 

2694
02:08:39,840 --> 02:08:42,400
me to you, I'm not going to be 
like, I'm not going to be your 

2695
02:08:42,400 --> 02:08:43,640
boy. 
Like I'm not going to be your 

2696
02:08:43,640 --> 02:08:46,360
girlfriend, dude. 
And the e-mail kids like, well, 

2697
02:08:46,760 --> 02:08:48,760
I'm going to put a spell on you 
too, dude. 

2698
02:08:48,760 --> 02:08:52,960
If you don't become like he 
literally threatens Kate is and 

2699
02:08:52,960 --> 02:08:55,960
he's like, Oh, if you don't 
become my girlfriend, I'm going 

2700
02:08:55,960 --> 02:09:00,480
to put a spell on you as well. 
Which OK, I might not be the 

2701
02:09:00,480 --> 02:09:04,120
smoothest individual. 
I might not be, I don't know. 

2702
02:09:04,920 --> 02:09:07,480
The one that has the greatest 
pick up lines of all time. 

2703
02:09:08,400 --> 02:09:11,480
My tender one's pretty funny. 
I did steal it from my friend, 

2704
02:09:11,480 --> 02:09:16,280
but maybe I'll 5000 likes and 
I'll reveal it because it's it's

2705
02:09:16,280 --> 02:09:18,160
pretty funny, but it's also 
embarrassing. 

2706
02:09:18,560 --> 02:09:22,840
But here's one thing I do know. 
There's a very decent chance 

2707
02:09:23,280 --> 02:09:26,400
that if you threaten to cast a 
spell on a woman if she doesn't 

2708
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:28,040
become your girlfriend. 
She's. 

2709
02:09:28,120 --> 02:09:34,880
Probably, probably not 100%, but
probably not going to become 

2710
02:09:34,880 --> 02:09:37,280
your girlfriend. 
I know I might be going out on a

2711
02:09:37,280 --> 02:09:40,960
crazy limb right now and I you 
guys might completely disagree 

2712
02:09:40,960 --> 02:09:45,560
and maybe you found your wife of
10 years who loves you very much

2713
02:09:45,880 --> 02:09:48,160
from threatening her with 
magical spells. 

2714
02:09:48,760 --> 02:09:50,400
I just don't think that's a 
great way to do it. 

2715
02:09:50,680 --> 02:09:53,160
So eventually the emo kid 
finishes up and then he lights 

2716
02:09:53,160 --> 02:09:56,440
the hair in the middle and then 
he takes his magic wand, waves 

2717
02:09:56,440 --> 02:09:58,840
it around and starts saying a 
bunch of nonsense. 

2718
02:09:59,120 --> 02:10:02,280
And at this point, half the like
the the entire cafeteria has 

2719
02:10:02,280 --> 02:10:03,880
turned. 
Is this like looking? 

2720
02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:06,200
They've almost like circled 
around it like it was a school 

2721
02:10:06,200 --> 02:10:08,200
fight or something. 
They've circled around it and 

2722
02:10:08,200 --> 02:10:10,120
they're just like, what the 
Frick bro? 

2723
02:10:10,120 --> 02:10:12,640
Like, Oh my God, like what's 
going on right now? 

2724
02:10:13,280 --> 02:10:17,920
And eventually the emo kid like 
points his magic wand at at 

2725
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:21,080
James and is like ooga booga or 
I don't know, he's just saying 

2726
02:10:21,080 --> 02:10:25,040
some nonsense. 
And like literally 15 seconds of

2727
02:10:25,040 --> 02:10:29,080
pure silence happened and then 
very clearly nothing happens. 

2728
02:10:29,080 --> 02:10:31,240
And he's like, I'm going to give
you one more chance. 

2729
02:10:31,480 --> 02:10:33,360
I'm going to I'm going to count 
to three. 

2730
02:10:33,560 --> 02:10:36,080
If you don't, you're going to 
explode because of my spells. 

2731
02:10:36,840 --> 02:10:40,240
And James was like, I think I'm 
going to take the risk. 

2732
02:10:40,600 --> 02:10:42,640
He's like 3. 
I'm gonna give you one more 

2733
02:10:42,640 --> 02:10:44,400
chance, bro. 
Like I'm gonna give you one more

2734
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:47,320
chance. 
And James like, Nope, I'm going 

2735
02:10:47,320 --> 02:10:50,720
to take the risk here, 2. 
And he's like, yeah, Nah, I'm 

2736
02:10:51,000 --> 02:10:53,680
good, man. 
Like you can go ahead with this.

2737
02:10:53,680 --> 02:10:55,880
If I explode, I explode. 
Like that's tough. 

2738
02:10:56,280 --> 02:11:00,360
One last chance, dude. 
I'm being super generous right 

2739
02:11:00,360 --> 02:11:02,160
now. 
Just give me your girlfriend and

2740
02:11:02,160 --> 02:11:05,680
we'll be all good here. 
And James like, Nah, I'm 

2741
02:11:05,680 --> 02:11:08,520
chilling, bro. 
He's like fine kicks. 

2742
02:11:09,160 --> 02:11:12,560
The emo kid literally kicks over
his magic like whatever set 

2743
02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:14,640
because I think he knew it 
wasn't going to work anyways, 

2744
02:11:14,880 --> 02:11:17,360
which thankfully is concrete 
floors and nothing like 

2745
02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:20,400
flammable because like the 
candles fly all over the place 

2746
02:11:20,400 --> 02:11:22,640
or whatever. 
And he storms out of there. 

2747
02:11:22,720 --> 02:11:25,200
He like storms out of there. 
At this point. 

2748
02:11:25,640 --> 02:11:29,200
James sits back down. 
He's like, you know, maybe we 

2749
02:11:29,200 --> 02:11:32,680
should go on days at night when 
we're not in school. 

2750
02:11:32,680 --> 02:11:35,280
And Kate's like, you know, 
that's not a bad idea. 

2751
02:11:35,560 --> 02:11:38,120
So the next day, Kate and James 
actually don't sit together at 

2752
02:11:38,120 --> 02:11:40,680
lunch. 
They sit separately. 

2753
02:11:41,960 --> 02:11:44,600
But yeah, so they they just, 
they decide that if they're 

2754
02:11:44,600 --> 02:11:46,960
going to, like, do anything, at 
least for a little bit to do it 

2755
02:11:46,960 --> 02:11:50,240
outside of school, like after 
school or at lunch or something 

2756
02:11:50,240 --> 02:11:52,480
like that. 
But the e-mail kid once again 

2757
02:11:52,480 --> 02:11:55,240
comes up to James. 
And James is like, Oh my God. 

2758
02:11:56,160 --> 02:11:59,280
Oh my God, dude, Like what? 
What now? 

2759
02:11:59,640 --> 02:12:03,960
And the e-mail kid, like he 
literally goes on one knee and 

2760
02:12:03,960 --> 02:12:06,640
like, kind of like present, he's
like, he's down on one knee, 

2761
02:12:06,800 --> 02:12:10,920
puts his head down and says, 
like, I concede, I concede the 

2762
02:12:10,920 --> 02:12:12,840
battle. 
You win. 

2763
02:12:13,160 --> 02:12:16,200
Like, I just like, I tried 
everything possible, but you are

2764
02:12:16,200 --> 02:12:19,760
the better duelist. 
Like I honorably concede. 

2765
02:12:19,760 --> 02:12:22,560
And in James's head, he's like, 
bro, he didn't say this, but 

2766
02:12:22,560 --> 02:12:25,040
he's like, bro, you did not 
honorably concede. 

2767
02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:27,080
You did the least honorable 
kids. 

2768
02:12:27,080 --> 02:12:29,440
Like you did not concede 
honorably. 

2769
02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:32,160
But at this point, James sees 
this as a perfect opportunity 

2770
02:12:32,160 --> 02:12:36,080
for the emo kids to just stop. 
So he's like, all right, man. 

2771
02:12:36,760 --> 02:12:40,240
Like, it was a good battle. 
It was really close. 

2772
02:12:40,520 --> 02:12:43,280
And you'll get them next time. 
Like, honestly, James is trying 

2773
02:12:43,280 --> 02:12:45,760
to be as chill as possible so 
that the emo kid doesn't come 

2774
02:12:45,760 --> 02:12:48,840
back and be like, well, 
actually, I'm going to try more 

2775
02:12:48,840 --> 02:12:52,080
magic or something. 
And the emo kid stands up and 

2776
02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:53,600
you, like, kind of like, nods 
his head. 

2777
02:12:54,160 --> 02:12:58,440
And James nods his head back. 
And the emo kid bows and leaves.

2778
02:12:59,520 --> 02:13:02,840
And yeah, after that point, 
James and Kate actually were 

2779
02:13:02,840 --> 02:13:05,720
able to do lunch dates or 
whatever in school again. 

2780
02:13:06,080 --> 02:13:07,800
The relationship lasted like 6 
months. 

2781
02:13:07,800 --> 02:13:10,400
It didn't last crazy long, but 
Kate and James are so cool to 

2782
02:13:10,400 --> 02:13:12,520
this day. 
And yeah, the e-mail kid. 

2783
02:13:12,560 --> 02:13:14,040
Click on the video on screen 
right now. 

2784
02:13:14,040 --> 02:13:15,720
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

2785
02:13:15,720 --> 02:13:18,760
Do it. 
How's it going everyone? 

2786
02:13:18,760 --> 02:13:22,080
I hope you're having a great day
because the day I've probably 

2787
02:13:22,080 --> 02:13:27,200
the craziest emo kids story I 
have ever received to date. 

2788
02:13:27,200 --> 02:13:30,120
I'm not even kidding. 
So sit back, relax, grab 

2789
02:13:30,120 --> 02:13:33,040
something to eat, grab something
to drink, subscribe if you're 

2790
02:13:33,040 --> 02:13:35,560
new to the channel and let's 
just jump right into it. 

2791
02:13:35,560 --> 02:13:37,440
We're calling today's subscriber
Ty. 

2792
02:13:37,680 --> 02:13:41,080
So anyways, Ty was going off to 
camp and this was his first time

2793
02:13:41,080 --> 02:13:43,840
doing an overnight camp. 
So he was a little bit nervous 

2794
02:13:43,840 --> 02:13:46,600
and it was kind of like a 
wilderness based overnight camp,

2795
02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:48,920
but they were obviously in 
cabins. 

2796
02:13:49,120 --> 02:13:52,360
Ty's parents did it before and 
they actually met at this camp. 

2797
02:13:52,360 --> 02:13:54,440
So they were really pushing for 
Ty to go. 

2798
02:13:54,640 --> 02:13:57,200
But the summer before he just 
said that he, you know, wasn't 

2799
02:13:57,200 --> 02:13:58,840
ready and was going to do it the
next year. 

2800
02:13:59,080 --> 02:14:01,760
And of course the the next 
summer rolls around and Ty's 

2801
02:14:01,760 --> 02:14:04,440
like, Oh my God, I said that. 
So sure enough, Ty and his 

2802
02:14:04,440 --> 02:14:05,960
parents ship them off to this 
camp. 

2803
02:14:06,200 --> 02:14:08,720
Ty's a little bit nervous about 
it, but they say, hey man, it's 

2804
02:14:08,720 --> 02:14:10,960
going to be good for you. 
Trust me. 

2805
02:14:11,240 --> 02:14:13,720
Like I know it's scary, but you 
just got to do it. 

2806
02:14:13,960 --> 02:14:16,840
So anyways, they arrive at the 
campground and they go, they 

2807
02:14:16,840 --> 02:14:19,840
walk over Ty and his parents 
walk over to the person who is 

2808
02:14:19,840 --> 02:14:22,000
signing everyone in. 
And it's some like, you know, 

2809
02:14:22,000 --> 02:14:25,280
some 25 year old dude with a big
old goofy smile on his face. 

2810
02:14:25,280 --> 02:14:28,200
He's like, hey guys, welcome to 
Camp Awesome. 

2811
02:14:28,200 --> 02:14:30,640
That wasn't actually the name, 
but we're going to call it Camp 

2812
02:14:30,640 --> 02:14:33,480
Awesome. 
Hi there, buddy. 

2813
02:14:33,480 --> 02:14:36,920
What's your name? 
He's like Ty Gooden and he's 

2814
02:14:36,920 --> 02:14:40,160
like, Ty, let me see. 
There you are, buddy. 

2815
02:14:40,160 --> 02:14:42,440
All right, so you're going to be
in Group B over there. 

2816
02:14:42,720 --> 02:14:45,560
And he points to this group of 
kids and, like, one counselor, 

2817
02:14:45,560 --> 02:14:48,000
whatever. 
And Ty turns around to his 

2818
02:14:48,000 --> 02:14:49,200
parents. 
His parents were like, all 

2819
02:14:49,200 --> 02:14:51,400
right, well, we'll see you in 
two weeks. 

2820
02:14:51,400 --> 02:14:54,360
And Ty's like, mom, like, I 
don't know if I can do this. 

2821
02:14:54,360 --> 02:14:57,520
And Ty, his dad, his dad kind of
sits down and say, yeah, you got

2822
02:14:57,520 --> 02:14:59,000
this, buddy. 
Like, you don't need to worry 

2823
02:14:59,000 --> 02:15:00,960
about it. 
Like, trust me, the two weeks 

2824
02:15:00,960 --> 02:15:02,640
you're going to fly by and 
you're going to have so much 

2825
02:15:02,640 --> 02:15:03,800
fun, you're not going to want to
leave. 

2826
02:15:04,120 --> 02:15:06,640
That's a guarantee for me. 
And Ty's like, all right. 

2827
02:15:06,960 --> 02:15:09,240
So Ty walks over and he goes 
over to Group B. 

2828
02:15:09,240 --> 02:15:11,960
And there's a big group of kids.
And you know, the counselors 

2829
02:15:11,960 --> 02:15:15,760
like, hey, guys, my name is Ben.
Don't worry, he's not the evil 

2830
02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:17,640
guy. 
But hi, guys, my name is Ben. 

2831
02:15:17,880 --> 02:15:19,680
Welcome. 
Like to the camp. 

2832
02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:22,120
These are going to be the guys 
who are in our group. 

2833
02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:24,120
We're going to be in the same 
cabin together. 

2834
02:15:24,120 --> 02:15:26,800
We're going to do a lot of 
activity activities together. 

2835
02:15:27,000 --> 02:15:29,680
You can still meet people in the
other groups, but these are 

2836
02:15:29,680 --> 02:15:31,800
going to be the guys you're 
going to be seeing all the 

2837
02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:34,760
freaking time. 
So start getting to know each 

2838
02:15:34,760 --> 02:15:36,560
other. 
Let's go around, do some names. 

2839
02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:39,280
And so they went around and did 
some names and Ty was just kind 

2840
02:15:39,280 --> 02:15:41,920
of like observing, like, all 
right, well, that person seems 

2841
02:15:41,920 --> 02:15:44,840
kind of cool and whatever, like,
oh, we have that in common. 

2842
02:15:45,240 --> 02:15:47,840
And then it kind of comes around
to this one kid that Ty didn't 

2843
02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:50,920
even realize was there until 
like a couple, like until he 

2844
02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:54,160
spoke up. 
And this kid had these like long

2845
02:15:54,160 --> 02:15:57,880
black swooshed hair, right? 
He wore all black. 

2846
02:15:57,880 --> 02:16:02,320
He had these like rock band 
T-shirts, these big like black 

2847
02:16:02,320 --> 02:16:05,160
boots. 
He had this spiky like and brace

2848
02:16:05,160 --> 02:16:07,840
necklace type thing. 
And by the way, if you kind of 

2849
02:16:07,840 --> 02:16:10,360
dress emo, that's totally chill.
I don't really care. 

2850
02:16:10,360 --> 02:16:12,680
As long as you don't act like 
this kid, you're cool in my 

2851
02:16:12,680 --> 02:16:15,320
book. 
I say this every single time and

2852
02:16:15,320 --> 02:16:17,400
this guy was kind of this known 
as the emo kid. 

2853
02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:19,600
And since I don't, I don't want 
to give him a name because I 

2854
02:16:19,600 --> 02:16:21,680
will forget it and then it'll be
very awkward. 

2855
02:16:21,880 --> 02:16:25,000
But we're just going to call him
the emo kid from this point on. 

2856
02:16:25,240 --> 02:16:27,240
And Ty didn't think anything 
negatively. 

2857
02:16:27,240 --> 02:16:31,200
He was just like, oh, this guy 
really does put a lot into the 

2858
02:16:31,200 --> 02:16:34,280
way he dresses and he definitely
dresses with a lot of character.

2859
02:16:34,520 --> 02:16:38,000
Ty legitimately had no ill will 
or feelings of just like you, 

2860
02:16:38,000 --> 02:16:40,959
this guy's dressing different 
than me or anything like that. 

2861
02:16:40,959 --> 02:16:44,520
It was just an observation. 
And so later on, you know, they 

2862
02:16:44,520 --> 02:16:47,799
have like they go to dinner 
together as a group and then 

2863
02:16:47,799 --> 02:16:50,520
afterwards they have like the 
welcome to camp ritual, 

2864
02:16:50,520 --> 02:16:52,040
whatever. 
They all sit around a big 

2865
02:16:52,040 --> 02:16:57,760
campfire and like they're like 
inaugurated in the class of 2015

2866
02:16:57,760 --> 02:16:58,840
or whatever. 
I don't know. 

2867
02:16:58,959 --> 02:17:02,440
This took that this took place a
little while ago, but anyways, 

2868
02:17:02,440 --> 02:17:05,400
right, it's finally time for 
them to go back to their cabins 

2869
02:17:05,400 --> 02:17:08,920
to figure out which bunks they 
want, etcetera, like that. 

2870
02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:12,320
So anyways, right, they get back
there and they're just ran. 

2871
02:17:12,320 --> 02:17:16,200
They the the the counselor dude,
who is their Group B counselor, 

2872
02:17:16,200 --> 02:17:18,120
right, who's also sleeping in 
the cabins with them. 

2873
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:21,000
It's like, well, you know, just 
to make sure that no one feels 

2874
02:17:21,000 --> 02:17:23,240
left out, we've already assigned
bunks to everyone. 

2875
02:17:23,240 --> 02:17:25,200
So he said, all right, Ty, 
you're in bunk A. 

2876
02:17:25,480 --> 02:17:29,120
He says so and so you're in bunk
B, So and so you're bunks D and 

2877
02:17:29,120 --> 02:17:32,920
then in bunk D, which they're in
kind of like quads of four or 

2878
02:17:32,920 --> 02:17:35,480
they're in kind of like groups 
of two, but they're bunk beds. 

2879
02:17:35,480 --> 02:17:39,120
So it's 4. 
So in ties group of four, the 

2880
02:17:39,120 --> 02:17:42,520
4th 1 was the emo kid. 
So the four of them walk over, 

2881
02:17:43,080 --> 02:17:45,879
they go in their bunks, the camp
counselor say, or the camp 

2882
02:17:45,879 --> 02:17:48,240
counselor says, yo, if, if you 
really want, you can talk to 

2883
02:17:48,240 --> 02:17:50,520
your, your bunky about being top
or bottom. 

2884
02:17:50,520 --> 02:17:53,600
Don't doesn't really matter, 
lol, doesn't really matter. 

2885
02:17:53,600 --> 02:17:56,040
And so sure enough, Ty and his 
bunk didn't, they didn't really 

2886
02:17:56,040 --> 02:17:57,440
care. 
Ty was on the bottom, he didn't 

2887
02:17:57,440 --> 02:18:00,400
really care. 
But anyways, flip over to the, 

2888
02:18:00,400 --> 02:18:03,040
you know, the emo kid. 
And the emo kid is like, you 

2889
02:18:03,040 --> 02:18:05,680
know, with this guy. 
And we're going to call this guy

2890
02:18:06,080 --> 02:18:08,520
Benjamin. 
He's a throwaway name, but 

2891
02:18:08,680 --> 02:18:11,000
Benjamin was his bunk. 
And you know, the Benjamin is 

2892
02:18:11,000 --> 02:18:13,440
like, hey, do you mind if I have
the top? 

2893
02:18:13,440 --> 02:18:16,840
And the emo kit is like, no, I 
must have the top. 

2894
02:18:17,120 --> 02:18:21,160
I must keep a watch at night. 
And everyone just kind of went 

2895
02:18:21,160 --> 02:18:24,719
silent in that that group of 
three, they're like or group of 

2896
02:18:24,719 --> 02:18:28,480
four, they're kind of like 
Benjamin's like, all right, man,

2897
02:18:28,520 --> 02:18:30,799
that that's fine. 
Bon Bonks cool with me. 

2898
02:18:30,799 --> 02:18:33,080
He's like, good. 
You've made a good choice 

2899
02:18:33,240 --> 02:18:35,040
because I will watch you over 
the rest of night. 

2900
02:18:35,760 --> 02:18:40,200
I have spoken. 
Everyone's like, OK, a lot of 

2901
02:18:40,200 --> 02:18:44,879
character in this guy. 
Funny guy, funny guy. 

2902
02:18:46,680 --> 02:18:51,840
Anyways, things seem pretty 
normal, Pretty normal until, you

2903
02:18:51,840 --> 02:18:53,240
know, it's time for them to go 
to bed. 

2904
02:18:53,760 --> 02:18:56,360
So anyways, you know, they you 
know, they go and they brush 

2905
02:18:56,360 --> 02:18:58,959
their teeth and then they get 
into bed and the Cam counselor 

2906
02:18:58,959 --> 02:19:02,320
guy comes around like, all 
right, Group B, section A or 

2907
02:19:02,320 --> 02:19:04,040
whatever. 
You want me to call you guys? 

2908
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:08,440
Let's call you the A squad. 
Yeah, we're going to have a lot 

2909
02:19:08,440 --> 02:19:12,040
of fun in the next two weeks. 
Just make sure no leaving the 

2910
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:14,520
camp or no leaving the cabin 
overnight. 

2911
02:19:14,799 --> 02:19:17,879
Make sure that, you know, you 
follow any rules that, you know,

2912
02:19:17,879 --> 02:19:22,200
we ask you to be nice and, you 
know, be nice and like fair to 

2913
02:19:22,200 --> 02:19:24,799
everyone and just, you know, 
have fun. 

2914
02:19:25,080 --> 02:19:28,080
Anyways, good night, guys. 
He walks out of there and so, 

2915
02:19:28,080 --> 02:19:32,000
you know, the lights are turned 
off and they Ty in his back in 

2916
02:19:32,000 --> 02:19:34,520
his top bunk and also Benjamin 
across from him. 

2917
02:19:34,760 --> 02:19:37,639
They were talking for a little 
bit and the emo kid didn't 

2918
02:19:37,639 --> 02:19:39,600
really join in. 
He was just sitting cross 

2919
02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:42,719
legged, but like kind of like 
sitting very stiffly. 

2920
02:19:42,719 --> 02:19:44,840
So he was very much not going to
bed. 

2921
02:19:45,200 --> 02:19:46,959
And eventually they're like, all
right, I'm tired. 

2922
02:19:46,959 --> 02:19:48,920
Goodnight. 
And they all kind of like go to 

2923
02:19:48,920 --> 02:19:51,640
sleep at that point. 
And about 20 minutes later, Ty 

2924
02:19:51,640 --> 02:19:53,600
has not fallen asleep because 
he's still feeling a little 

2925
02:19:53,600 --> 02:19:55,320
weird. 
He's in a new environment. 

2926
02:19:55,480 --> 02:19:58,080
He it's like dark or whatever. 
He's a little bit scared. 

2927
02:19:58,080 --> 02:20:00,680
He's a young kid, whatever. 
He hears wrestling, right? 

2928
02:20:01,200 --> 02:20:02,840
And that's when he hears steps, 
right? 

2929
02:20:03,120 --> 02:20:06,760
And he realizes that the steps 
are coming from across from him 

2930
02:20:07,000 --> 02:20:09,680
and it's coming from the top 
bunk across from him, meaning 

2931
02:20:09,680 --> 02:20:12,520
the emo kid, you know, is 
starting to walk down the bunk. 

2932
02:20:12,520 --> 02:20:14,640
He's like, all right, well, 
there's nothing too weird with 

2933
02:20:14,640 --> 02:20:17,040
that. 
And that's when he hears because

2934
02:20:17,040 --> 02:20:19,320
there's like a door next to 
like, their cabin. 

2935
02:20:19,320 --> 02:20:21,080
So there's like multiple exits 
from the cabin. 

2936
02:20:21,240 --> 02:20:24,840
He hears the door open, and he 
watches as the emo kid walks 

2937
02:20:24,840 --> 02:20:26,720
out. 
So Ty at this point is like, 

2938
02:20:26,720 --> 02:20:28,680
what? 
So he kind of gets up and the 

2939
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:31,280
person above him is completely 
asleep, but Benjamin and the kid

2940
02:20:31,480 --> 02:20:34,520
from the side of him is still 
awake and he's like, yo, 

2941
02:20:35,120 --> 02:20:36,720
Benjamin, Benjamin, He's like, 
yo, what's up? 

2942
02:20:36,720 --> 02:20:40,160
He said e-mail kid maybe said 
his actual name, but we're 

2943
02:20:40,160 --> 02:20:41,800
calling him e-mail. 
He's like e-mail kid. 

2944
02:20:41,800 --> 02:20:44,840
He just walked out the door. 
Benjamins like you can't do that

2945
02:20:45,120 --> 02:20:49,200
and ties like dude, but he did. 
So anyways, they both get up and

2946
02:20:49,200 --> 02:20:51,120
they both look out the window, 
but they're trying to do it 

2947
02:20:51,120 --> 02:20:54,000
stealthily so that they're not 
caught right and they see the 

2948
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:58,120
emo kid literally just standing 
there standing there looking 

2949
02:20:58,120 --> 02:21:00,880
into the moon. 
It is the creepiest, weirdest 

2950
02:21:00,880 --> 02:21:03,400
thing they have ever seen 
because the kid is this 

2951
02:21:03,400 --> 02:21:05,560
literally freaking standing 
there, bro. 

2952
02:21:05,560 --> 02:21:09,000
He's just standing there 
observing the night sky and 

2953
02:21:09,080 --> 02:21:11,720
they're all like, Oh my God, 
dude, that's freaking weird. 

2954
02:21:11,720 --> 02:21:15,280
What is going on right now? 
And you know, sure enough, you 

2955
02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:17,680
know, Ty and Benjamin were like,
all right, this kid is a little 

2956
02:21:17,760 --> 02:21:20,440
strange. 
Make sure he doesn't like, 

2957
02:21:20,440 --> 02:21:22,680
strangle us to death or 
something in our sleep. 

2958
02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:25,640
I'm a little freaked out. 
And that's when the emo kid out 

2959
02:21:25,640 --> 02:21:28,880
of nowhere does that 180° turn 
and turns right. 

2960
02:21:28,880 --> 02:21:32,040
Looking at the window time 
Benjamin quickly jumped down 

2961
02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:36,920
there like Oh my God, DCS DCS 
DCS So like Ty starts to look up

2962
02:21:36,920 --> 02:21:39,920
he like peeks a little bit into 
the window and quickly goes down

2963
02:21:40,040 --> 02:21:43,360
because he sees the emo kid 
walking towards the window and 

2964
02:21:43,360 --> 02:21:46,440
he's like, dude, dude Benjamin 
he's walking towards the window 

2965
02:21:46,440 --> 02:21:50,000
he's like crawl back crawl back 
to your bunks crawl back to your

2966
02:21:50,000 --> 02:21:52,080
bunks. 
So they both crawl out of side 

2967
02:21:52,080 --> 02:21:55,200
of the window and they crawl 
into their bunks and it's dark 

2968
02:21:55,200 --> 02:21:57,320
enough in the room for them to 
do this without being super 

2969
02:21:57,320 --> 02:21:59,520
obvious. 
And they're both in their bunks.

2970
02:21:59,680 --> 02:22:03,920
And Ty turns around under the 
like under the the sheets, 

2971
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:05,440
right? 
And he freaks out. 

2972
02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:09,640
And the emo kid is literally 
standing right with his nose up 

2973
02:22:09,640 --> 02:22:13,240
against the window looking in. 
And he's like, Oh my God. 

2974
02:22:13,440 --> 02:22:17,480
This kid's insane. 
Anyways, emo kid walks back in 

2975
02:22:17,480 --> 02:22:20,920
quietly, goes up the stairs 
again and sits in the bed and 

2976
02:22:20,920 --> 02:22:23,360
supposedly goes to sleep. 
Ty doesn't fall asleep for like 

2977
02:22:23,360 --> 02:22:26,600
another hour afterwards, but 
eventually he opens his eyes to 

2978
02:22:26,600 --> 02:22:29,280
the camp counselor being like 
Ty, Ty, come on, come on, we're 

2979
02:22:29,280 --> 02:22:31,040
we're going to be late. 
And Ty's like Oh my God. 

2980
02:22:31,200 --> 02:22:33,200
And everyone else is like, yeah,
you slept in man. 

2981
02:22:33,200 --> 02:22:36,640
Actually, everyone in this bunk,
emo kids slept in and that's 

2982
02:22:36,640 --> 02:22:38,920
because everyone was so freaked 
out that they couldn't go back 

2983
02:22:38,920 --> 02:22:41,040
to sleep. 
But anyways, first day 

2984
02:22:41,040 --> 02:22:45,680
activities, they go outside and 
during the day, they don't 

2985
02:22:45,680 --> 02:22:47,080
totally have to stick with their
group. 

2986
02:22:47,080 --> 02:22:49,120
They're actually assigned to 
random groups. 

2987
02:22:49,120 --> 02:22:52,080
However, a lot of people in the 
random group will be from their 

2988
02:22:52,080 --> 02:22:54,160
group because they're just 
trying to make friends within 

2989
02:22:54,160 --> 02:22:56,880
the group. 
So and they also go to meals 

2990
02:22:56,880 --> 02:22:58,520
together. 
So like lunch or dinner, 

2991
02:22:58,520 --> 02:23:01,360
whatever is together. 
And so anyways, the first 

2992
02:23:01,360 --> 02:23:03,520
activity of the day is not with 
the emo kid. 

2993
02:23:03,760 --> 02:23:08,640
It is actually like kayak slash 
canoe or whatever, either or one

2994
02:23:08,640 --> 02:23:11,040
of those two. 
And you know, Ty's a lot of fun 

2995
02:23:11,040 --> 02:23:12,800
and they go back to dinner or 
lunch. 

2996
02:23:12,800 --> 02:23:14,720
Sorry. 
They go to lunch as a group 

2997
02:23:14,720 --> 02:23:17,640
together. 
And Ty's, you know, talking 

2998
02:23:17,640 --> 02:23:19,920
about what he was doing. 
And the counselor kind of went 

2999
02:23:19,920 --> 02:23:23,200
around the table and was like, 
oh, so Ty, what did you do? 

3000
02:23:23,200 --> 02:23:25,480
And Ty explains, Oh, so 
Benjamin, what do you do? 

3001
02:23:25,480 --> 02:23:28,040
Benjamin explains, Oh, so emo 
kid, what did you do? 

3002
02:23:28,040 --> 02:23:33,560
And he was like, you know, I 
prayed to the overload and 

3003
02:23:33,560 --> 02:23:37,400
they're like, oh, I don't 
remember that being activity, 

3004
02:23:37,480 --> 02:23:40,520
you know, kids like it's not 
it's necessary. 

3005
02:23:40,520 --> 02:23:45,240
And he's like, OK, anyways, 
guys, so I'm going to read off 

3006
02:23:45,240 --> 02:23:48,240
the people in your next activity
because the way it worked was at

3007
02:23:48,240 --> 02:23:50,280
meals. 
So AG breakfast, the camp 

3008
02:23:50,280 --> 02:23:53,200
counselor read off what group 
everyone else was in for 

3009
02:23:53,200 --> 02:23:54,840
activities. 
And then at lunch, the camp 

3010
02:23:54,840 --> 02:23:58,080
counselor read off what people 
be in for the afternoon 

3011
02:23:58,080 --> 02:24:01,120
activities. 
And so the camp counselors like,

3012
02:24:01,120 --> 02:24:05,960
oh so Ty Benjamin and then an 
emo kid, you're all going to be 

3013
02:24:05,960 --> 02:24:09,040
in the group 7 or whatever. 
And that happened to be like 

3014
02:24:09,400 --> 02:24:12,400
something with like wood tool 
making or something kind of cool

3015
02:24:12,400 --> 02:24:14,720
like that. 
So anyways, after lunch, they 

3016
02:24:14,720 --> 02:24:18,200
all head in that direction and 
time Benjamin are like walking 

3017
02:24:18,200 --> 02:24:20,480
together. 
However, the emo kid, it's not 

3018
02:24:20,480 --> 02:24:22,720
like they were walking away from
him, but the emo kid 

3019
02:24:22,720 --> 02:24:27,280
intentionally stands like or 
like walks 10 feet behind them, 

3020
02:24:27,480 --> 02:24:31,080
never breaking the distance, 
like they always have 10 feet 

3021
02:24:31,080 --> 02:24:33,720
between them and the emo kid 
never breaks it. 

3022
02:24:34,000 --> 02:24:37,120
And he kind of walks weird. 
He walks very stiffly, yet he's 

3023
02:24:37,120 --> 02:24:39,800
kind of like prop 4 to a 30° 
angle. 

3024
02:24:39,960 --> 02:24:43,400
His arms straight shoot like 
straight down and he kind of 

3025
02:24:43,400 --> 02:24:45,880
waddles a little bit like a 
Penguin, but it's very 

3026
02:24:45,880 --> 02:24:48,880
intimidating and very weird. 
And Benjamin kind of whispers 

3027
02:24:48,880 --> 02:24:50,400
like Ben. 
Ben. 

3028
02:24:52,160 --> 02:24:56,360
I can feel his eyes in the back 
of my head or not bent, but Ty, 

3029
02:24:56,560 --> 02:24:57,840
Ty. 
I can feel his eyes in the back 

3030
02:24:57,840 --> 02:25:00,040
of my head. 
Ty's like dude Benjamin, I know,

3031
02:25:00,040 --> 02:25:03,000
I know. 
So anyways, they got there and 

3032
02:25:03,000 --> 02:25:05,800
the Cam counselor dude is like, 
hey guys, welcome to 

3033
02:25:05,800 --> 02:25:08,800
woodworking. 
It's going to be a lot of fun. 

3034
02:25:09,000 --> 02:25:12,320
You can make whatever tools or 
whatever you want. 

3035
02:25:12,600 --> 02:25:16,840
All I all I ask is that when 
you're using the this blade that

3036
02:25:16,840 --> 02:25:19,000
you know I'm there and help you 
guiding it. 

3037
02:25:19,240 --> 02:25:23,040
And also if you want any, like I
don't know if you want any 

3038
02:25:23,520 --> 02:25:26,800
inspiration or questions, come 
to me and it's all cool. 

3039
02:25:26,800 --> 02:25:28,920
So anyways, time Benjamin, sit 
down. 

3040
02:25:28,920 --> 02:25:31,920
They're like, oh, let's make 
like wooden knives or something.

3041
02:25:32,200 --> 02:25:34,200
So they're given a pocket knife 
and they're taught how to 

3042
02:25:34,200 --> 02:25:35,640
whittle away. 
It's like always, you got to 

3043
02:25:35,640 --> 02:25:38,280
face it away from you. 
Never face it towards you. 

3044
02:25:38,440 --> 02:25:40,720
If I see you guys facing it 
towards you, I got to revoke 

3045
02:25:40,720 --> 02:25:41,720
you. 
Now privileges. 

3046
02:25:41,920 --> 02:25:43,400
Not true. 
You're not trying to be that 

3047
02:25:43,400 --> 02:25:46,280
guy, but it's part of the jab. 
So anyways, right, They look 

3048
02:25:46,280 --> 02:25:49,080
over and they see the emo kid 
and he's like whittling away at 

3049
02:25:49,080 --> 02:25:51,560
the spoon and he's or at this at
the stick. 

3050
02:25:51,560 --> 02:25:55,880
And they're all like, so 
eventually at the end of class 

3051
02:25:56,120 --> 02:25:58,280
there or at the end of the 
activity, they're asked to go 

3052
02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:01,400
round in a circle and say a 
little bit about what they made 

3053
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:03,080
and show it off. 
So ty's like, all right, well, 

3054
02:26:03,080 --> 02:26:05,680
here's like a butter knife and 
didn't turn out that well. 

3055
02:26:05,680 --> 02:26:07,960
When everyone laughs a little 
bit and the camp counselors 

3056
02:26:07,960 --> 02:26:10,600
like, dude, it's fire. 
That's your first time. 

3057
02:26:10,600 --> 02:26:12,960
Don't even worry about it. 
Eventually comes around to the 

3058
02:26:12,960 --> 02:26:16,360
emo kid and the emo kid is like 
whips out this like almost 

3059
02:26:16,360 --> 02:26:19,320
perfectly whittled like this is 
like really professionally well 

3060
02:26:19,320 --> 02:26:22,240
done. 
And the camp counselor, I was 

3061
02:26:22,240 --> 02:26:25,520
like, wow, what is that? 
He's like, this is a wand for my

3062
02:26:25,520 --> 02:26:29,480
warlock activities. 
Nobody better cross me now that 

3063
02:26:29,480 --> 02:26:33,040
I've access to my most powerful 
weapon of a wand. 

3064
02:26:33,680 --> 02:26:39,360
Everyone was like, what? 
Real quick, if you made it this 

3065
02:26:39,360 --> 02:26:41,720
far into the video comment emo 
down below. 

3066
02:26:41,720 --> 02:26:42,960
That's the secret word of the 
day. 

3067
02:26:42,960 --> 02:26:46,200
I'll try and hard as many 
comments as I possibly can that 

3068
02:26:46,200 --> 02:26:48,720
say emo and then also if you 
want to support the channel, 

3069
02:26:48,960 --> 02:26:51,160
watch a bunch of these videos in
one sitting. 

3070
02:26:51,160 --> 02:26:53,720
I call it binge watching. 
So if you're sitting down, maybe

3071
02:26:53,720 --> 02:26:55,800
playing video games or trying to
go to sleep or something like 

3072
02:26:55,800 --> 02:26:58,600
that, watch like 10 videos in a 
row if possible. 

3073
02:26:58,600 --> 02:27:01,120
I know it's a big ask, but if 
you do so, please leave a 

3074
02:27:01,120 --> 02:27:03,560
comment down below. 
I'll hard it and even shout you 

3075
02:27:03,560 --> 02:27:06,520
out as on screen right now 
shouting out some people who are

3076
02:27:06,520 --> 02:27:08,200
supporting the channel and 
telling me about. 

3077
02:27:08,640 --> 02:27:11,160
So yeah, thanks for these guys 
and you guys and let's get right

3078
02:27:11,160 --> 02:27:14,520
back to it. 
So Fast forward a couple days 

3079
02:27:14,520 --> 02:27:17,760
into the week and every single 
day the emo kids been doing 

3080
02:27:17,760 --> 02:27:19,920
weird things. 
So right now is a Wednesday. 

3081
02:27:19,920 --> 02:27:22,240
For context, they got there on a
Sunday night. 

3082
02:27:22,560 --> 02:27:25,840
So this Wednesday night, 
Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of 

3083
02:27:25,840 --> 02:27:29,040
becoming like the side character
for Ty, Like he's becoming like 

3084
02:27:29,040 --> 02:27:31,640
pretty close friends. 
And Ty and Benjamin are kind of 

3085
02:27:31,640 --> 02:27:35,000
like talking about the emo kid 
and being like kind of tracking 

3086
02:27:35,000 --> 02:27:36,400
the weird things he's been 
doing. 

3087
02:27:36,720 --> 02:27:39,280
But tonight is one of the weird 
as things he's done. 

3088
02:27:39,520 --> 02:27:42,360
So once again, Ty and Benjamin 
have been noticing that the emo 

3089
02:27:42,360 --> 02:27:45,320
kid has been going outside every
single time, like 15 minutes 

3090
02:27:45,320 --> 02:27:47,920
after they go to sleep. 
So Ty and Benjamin, they both 

3091
02:27:47,920 --> 02:27:49,400
get in bed. 
And when the lights are turned 

3092
02:27:49,400 --> 02:27:52,160
off, they wait about 15 minutes.
And sure enough, the emo kid 

3093
02:27:52,160 --> 02:27:55,360
gets out of bed and walks down 
the steps and he walks outside 

3094
02:27:55,360 --> 02:27:58,320
and he walks to kind of this 
like big forest clearing. 

3095
02:27:58,520 --> 02:28:02,000
So Ty and Benjamin, they both 
walk over and they both look up 

3096
02:28:02,000 --> 02:28:04,920
and they look out of the window 
and they're looking out and they

3097
02:28:04,920 --> 02:28:06,920
see the emo kit. 
And normally he just stands 

3098
02:28:06,920 --> 02:28:09,280
there blankly, but this time was
different. 

3099
02:28:09,360 --> 02:28:13,040
He was getting to work. 
They saw the stick that he made 

3100
02:28:13,040 --> 02:28:17,560
and the wands then like the wand
craft, whatever class and or the

3101
02:28:17,560 --> 02:28:21,520
woodsmanship craft class. 
And he takes the the end of it 

3102
02:28:21,640 --> 02:28:25,160
that isn't pointy where you do 
the spell and he puts it into 

3103
02:28:25,160 --> 02:28:27,800
the dirt because he's standing 
in a pretty big dirt clearing. 

3104
02:28:28,040 --> 02:28:31,840
And he starts drawing the 
circle, this very big circle. 

3105
02:28:32,160 --> 02:28:35,400
And, and Ty looks over Benjamin 
is like, dude, what on earth is 

3106
02:28:35,400 --> 02:28:37,200
going on? 
Like, what is this kid doing? 

3107
02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:40,200
And Benjamin's like, dude, I 
have no idea. 

3108
02:28:40,400 --> 02:28:43,560
And they look at it and he's 
drawn a complete perfect circle 

3109
02:28:43,800 --> 02:28:46,680
around him. 
And then he steps out of it and 

3110
02:28:46,680 --> 02:28:48,960
then he starts making lines 
within the circle. 

3111
02:28:49,160 --> 02:28:54,360
He goes from the top of it down,
up, down, across, up. 

3112
02:28:54,600 --> 02:28:57,360
He's made a perfect upside down 
pentagram. 

3113
02:28:57,360 --> 02:29:00,480
And if you don't know, that's 
basically like a sign of like 

3114
02:29:01,240 --> 02:29:05,680
ship or the something. 
So at this point, right, Ty and 

3115
02:29:05,680 --> 02:29:08,760
his friend are freaking out. 
They're like, Oh my God, he's 

3116
02:29:08,760 --> 02:29:11,680
trying to like summon something.
And sure enough, the emo kid 

3117
02:29:11,680 --> 02:29:15,080
starts like waving his wand 
around in these weird directions

3118
02:29:15,280 --> 02:29:17,840
and starts like spinning around 
in a circle and making these 

3119
02:29:17,840 --> 02:29:21,680
like weird movements. 
And if TikTok was around, I bet 

3120
02:29:21,680 --> 02:29:24,320
Ty would have been like, bro, is
he trying to do a TikTok dance 

3121
02:29:24,320 --> 02:29:26,880
or something? 
But anyways, Ty and Benjamin are

3122
02:29:26,880 --> 02:29:29,920
watching as the emo kid after 
making the upside down pentagram

3123
02:29:29,920 --> 02:29:33,200
just starts waving it around and
starts speaking like because 

3124
02:29:33,200 --> 02:29:36,080
they crack the window was 
cracked open a little bit and 

3125
02:29:36,080 --> 02:29:40,040
they start hearing like like 
some weird. 

3126
02:29:41,040 --> 02:29:44,000
OK, maybe it wasn't as goofy as 
that, but he was kind of talking

3127
02:29:44,000 --> 02:29:45,760
these like weird tongues or 
whatever. 

3128
02:29:46,080 --> 02:29:48,520
And that's when they heard the 
light flick on. 

3129
02:29:48,680 --> 02:29:51,120
Not in their room because they 
would have I've seen that they 

3130
02:29:51,120 --> 02:29:54,840
heard the light flick on in the 
middle cabin, the middle part or

3131
02:29:54,840 --> 02:29:57,920
the middle part of the cabin. 
That is where the camp counselor

3132
02:29:57,920 --> 02:29:59,960
lived. 
He must have heard or must have 

3133
02:29:59,960 --> 02:30:02,320
felt like some kind of 
disturbance or something because

3134
02:30:02,320 --> 02:30:06,560
they see the emo kid drop his 
like grab his wand and Sprint 

3135
02:30:06,560 --> 02:30:08,680
out of there and Sprint so 
quickly. 

3136
02:30:08,800 --> 02:30:11,680
He goes to the backroom and 
that's when like Ty and Benjamin

3137
02:30:11,680 --> 02:30:13,560
are like, Oh my God, he's 
sprinting here. 

3138
02:30:13,640 --> 02:30:16,480
So they quickly jump into bed 
and are, you know when, I don't 

3139
02:30:16,480 --> 02:30:18,520
know if you guys did this, but 
like when you're, when you were 

3140
02:30:18,600 --> 02:30:21,320
up later than you should and 
you're your mom is about to run 

3141
02:30:21,320 --> 02:30:23,880
into like open the room and you 
just jump into your bed and then

3142
02:30:23,880 --> 02:30:26,240
you just stay super, super, 
super still. 

3143
02:30:26,480 --> 02:30:28,160
That was them. 
Like it doesn't matter if you're

3144
02:30:28,160 --> 02:30:30,600
sprawled out in a weird 
position, you're staying as 

3145
02:30:30,600 --> 02:30:33,360
still as possible. 
So they jump in, they're super 

3146
02:30:33,360 --> 02:30:37,160
still and, and they watch as the
door opens and the emo kid runs 

3147
02:30:37,160 --> 02:30:40,760
in and runs UPS up to like the 
second bunk and just sits in 

3148
02:30:40,760 --> 02:30:43,000
there. 
And that's when like they see 

3149
02:30:43,000 --> 02:30:46,440
like literally 10 seconds after 
the emo kid gets into his bed, 

3150
02:30:46,680 --> 02:30:50,640
they see the light flicker on 
and the, and the Cam counselor 

3151
02:30:50,640 --> 02:30:54,840
who's for cabin B or whatever 
walks in his like, hey, hey, 

3152
02:30:54,840 --> 02:30:58,480
hey, I saw something out there. 
And you guys go out there and 

3153
02:30:58,840 --> 02:31:01,360
like, you know, everyone's 
pretending to be like what? 

3154
02:31:01,360 --> 02:31:03,880
Like they just woke up. 
The emo kid is really pretending

3155
02:31:03,880 --> 02:31:06,480
to be like, what? 
I don't know what's going on, 

3156
02:31:06,520 --> 02:31:08,640
bro. 
And obviously Ty and Benjamin, 

3157
02:31:08,640 --> 02:31:11,560
you know, they're trying to like
pretend like they weren't up 

3158
02:31:11,560 --> 02:31:14,440
watching the whole thing. 
And the kid on the very top of, 

3159
02:31:14,440 --> 02:31:17,920
like, Ty just is still 
completely asleep. 

3160
02:31:17,920 --> 02:31:19,720
So counselors like, all right, 
whatever. 

3161
02:31:19,720 --> 02:31:22,200
He's like, all right, Well, 
remember, it's a punchable 

3162
02:31:22,200 --> 02:31:25,080
offense if you guys leave the 
cabin during the night. 

3163
02:31:25,080 --> 02:31:26,960
Like, you will be forced to go 
back home. 

3164
02:31:26,960 --> 02:31:29,160
And you don't want to miss the 
fun retreat we're doing this 

3165
02:31:29,160 --> 02:31:31,200
weekend. 
They're all like, all right. 

3166
02:31:31,280 --> 02:31:32,760
They're like, yeah, it wasn't 
us. 

3167
02:31:33,080 --> 02:31:35,320
I don't know what it is. 
And that's when the camp 

3168
02:31:35,320 --> 02:31:38,840
counselors, like, what? 
And he sees, he looks outside 

3169
02:31:38,840 --> 02:31:40,800
the window, and that's when he 
sees it. 

3170
02:31:40,800 --> 02:31:44,880
He's like stay here and he goes 
outside and they all watch as he

3171
02:31:44,880 --> 02:31:48,040
walks outside and he sees like 
the the upside down pentagram, 

3172
02:31:48,040 --> 02:31:51,480
like drawn into the circle or 
whatever, drawn into the dirt. 

3173
02:31:51,880 --> 02:31:54,440
And he's just looking at it. 
And he takes out like his iPhone

3174
02:31:54,440 --> 02:31:57,560
4 because it was like 2015 or 
whatever and takes a photo of it

3175
02:31:57,560 --> 02:32:01,000
with like flash takes another 
photo, steps back, takes another

3176
02:32:01,000 --> 02:32:04,360
photo and everyone else pretends
to be asleep as they go back in.

3177
02:32:04,600 --> 02:32:07,480
Next day rolls around and 
they're walking to their first 

3178
02:32:07,480 --> 02:32:10,200
activity from breakfast and 
time. 

3179
02:32:10,200 --> 02:32:13,160
Benjamin happened to be in the 
same group and I was like, dude,

3180
02:32:13,360 --> 02:32:16,840
the emo kids insane. 
Like that was ridiculous last 

3181
02:32:16,840 --> 02:32:18,960
night. 
Benjamin's like I've never been 

3182
02:32:18,960 --> 02:32:21,680
more freaked out besides the 
first night, bro, like this, 

3183
02:32:21,680 --> 02:32:24,240
this kids insane. 
And at this point they start 

3184
02:32:24,240 --> 02:32:25,840
talking about the camping 
retreat. 

3185
02:32:26,040 --> 02:32:28,640
So I mentioned this like a 
couple minutes ago when the camp

3186
02:32:28,640 --> 02:32:31,080
counselor said, you guys, you 
guys don't want to miss the 

3187
02:32:31,080 --> 02:32:33,280
special fun camping retreat 
we're doing. 

3188
02:32:33,480 --> 02:32:36,760
So they stayed out in cabins, 
but part of the wilderness camp,

3189
02:32:36,760 --> 02:32:38,840
whatever. 
At the very end of it, at the 

3190
02:32:38,840 --> 02:32:43,240
very like the last Friday night 
to Saturday, they go, they hike 

3191
02:32:43,240 --> 02:32:45,880
out kind of far farther out into
the woods. 

3192
02:32:46,080 --> 02:32:49,360
They bring like camping 
equipment and they kind of like 

3193
02:32:49,360 --> 02:32:53,000
camp out like that. 
So they both of like Ty and 

3194
02:32:53,000 --> 02:32:55,400
Benjamin were a little bit 
worried because that basically 

3195
02:32:55,400 --> 02:32:58,360
meant that they were going by 
group and they were going to be 

3196
02:32:58,360 --> 02:33:01,800
out in the woods in tents by 
themselves with the creepy 

3197
02:33:01,800 --> 02:33:04,400
e-mail kid. 
So anyways, let's just Fast 

3198
02:33:04,400 --> 02:33:07,800
forward to that day. 
It's Friday and everyone is kind

3199
02:33:07,800 --> 02:33:10,480
of packing their little bags. 
And the camp counselor for each 

3200
02:33:10,480 --> 02:33:14,920
group packs their leg supply 
kit, medical supplies, radio, 

3201
02:33:15,160 --> 02:33:16,720
the food that they're going to 
be eating. 

3202
02:33:16,720 --> 02:33:19,600
And he's like, all right, 
everyone grab like everyone, 

3203
02:33:19,600 --> 02:33:23,160
like groups of two grab a tent. 
And so sure enough, people pair 

3204
02:33:23,160 --> 02:33:26,520
up and Benjamin and Ty are 
together and they grab this tent

3205
02:33:26,720 --> 02:33:30,000
and they start walking over to 
the campsite and time Benjamin 

3206
02:33:30,000 --> 02:33:33,120
are like, Benjamin was like, 
dude, I heard that like, you 

3207
02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:35,960
know, there's only like enough 
tents so that like we have to 

3208
02:33:35,960 --> 02:33:38,200
pair up with someone. 
And he said, I heard that it's 

3209
02:33:38,200 --> 02:33:39,960
random. 
I heard that we don't get to 

3210
02:33:39,960 --> 02:33:42,080
choose who we pair up with. 
Taz like dude, that's. 

3211
02:33:42,080 --> 02:33:43,520
Insane. 
We already have friends. 

3212
02:33:43,520 --> 02:33:46,400
I get in the beginning them 
assigning us stuff but like we 

3213
02:33:46,400 --> 02:33:48,440
know people now this is the last
day. 

3214
02:33:48,440 --> 02:33:51,760
Like why would we need to sign 
bunk with someone random and 

3215
02:33:51,760 --> 02:33:53,920
they're and Benjamin's like dude
I don't know if that's true 

3216
02:33:53,920 --> 02:33:56,080
that's just what I heard. 
So eventually they get to the 

3217
02:33:56,080 --> 02:34:00,120
campsite anyways, so they get to
the campsite, right? 

3218
02:34:00,480 --> 02:34:02,680
And you know, they start doing 
they set up, they're kind of 

3219
02:34:02,680 --> 02:34:04,520
like they sit around a bunch of 
logs. 

3220
02:34:04,680 --> 02:34:07,360
So they they like light a little
fire and they've like baked 

3221
02:34:07,360 --> 02:34:10,360
beans in a can or something. 
Then they also go out and they 

3222
02:34:10,360 --> 02:34:13,480
kind of like clear the land for 
to put down the tents. 

3223
02:34:13,800 --> 02:34:16,440
They all set up a bunch of tents
in the group of two that they 

3224
02:34:16,440 --> 02:34:18,760
carried it over in. 
And Ty at this point is 

3225
02:34:18,760 --> 02:34:21,120
thinking, all right, we're good 
because I'm going to be with 

3226
02:34:21,120 --> 02:34:23,640
Benjamin because I mean, we're 
in groups of two already. 

3227
02:34:23,640 --> 02:34:25,600
Why would they need to reassign 
as groups? 

3228
02:34:25,960 --> 02:34:28,360
And so once again, they were as 
back to the campsite. 

3229
02:34:28,360 --> 02:34:30,440
We're not the the original 
campsite, but the little 

3230
02:34:30,440 --> 02:34:33,200
campfire they made. 
It's getting kind of late and 

3231
02:34:33,200 --> 02:34:35,680
the camp counselors like, all 
right, guys, time for me to sign

3232
02:34:35,680 --> 02:34:39,080
you your bunk mates or your camp
tent mates and tying his head. 

3233
02:34:39,080 --> 02:34:44,040
It's like, no, no, no, no, no, 
so Benjamin and so and so, so 

3234
02:34:44,040 --> 02:34:46,960
and so and so and so, so. 
And you know, when there's like 

3235
02:34:46,960 --> 02:34:49,480
that one guy you don't want to 
be with or something like that, 

3236
02:34:49,680 --> 02:34:53,040
and like you're being assigned 
in a list and you and you don't 

3237
02:34:53,040 --> 02:34:55,600
hear your name, but you also 
don't hear his name. 

3238
02:34:55,800 --> 02:34:58,640
And the number of combinations 
starts getting smaller and 

3239
02:34:58,640 --> 02:35:00,800
smaller and smaller and you 
start freaking out. 

3240
02:35:01,040 --> 02:35:04,520
Well, this is what was happening
to Ty until he realized that he 

3241
02:35:04,520 --> 02:35:08,200
was doomed before, you know, the
words were even said because the

3242
02:35:08,200 --> 02:35:11,200
camp counselor went through the 
entire list, but he didn't say 

3243
02:35:11,200 --> 02:35:14,160
Ty's name or the emo kids name. 
And that's when the camp 

3244
02:35:14,160 --> 02:35:17,520
counselor said Ty and the emo 
kid obviously said his real 

3245
02:35:17,520 --> 02:35:21,520
name, but you know what I mean. 
And Ty was just like, oh, I'm 

3246
02:35:21,520 --> 02:35:24,000
not going to make it tonight. 
I'm not going to survive. 

3247
02:35:24,000 --> 02:35:27,880
I better write some like my some
letters to my mom saying I love 

3248
02:35:27,880 --> 02:35:30,080
you because I'm not making it 
tonight. 

3249
02:35:30,080 --> 02:35:32,720
Oh my God. 
And Benjamin is just staring at 

3250
02:35:32,720 --> 02:35:36,800
him, like, and afterwards walks 
up to him and says, hey, if you 

3251
02:35:36,800 --> 02:35:39,480
need help, Yep. 
Like, we got to come up with 

3252
02:35:39,480 --> 02:35:43,160
some kind of signal. 
So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to 

3253
02:35:43,160 --> 02:35:45,800
like, I don't like, I'm just 
going to run out of there. 

3254
02:35:45,800 --> 02:35:48,200
And I'm going to run over to 
like, no signals, no, nothing. 

3255
02:35:48,200 --> 02:35:50,880
I'm running over to your 
campsite if anything happens. 

3256
02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:53,400
And Benjamin's like, all right, 
that's totally fine, man. 

3257
02:35:53,600 --> 02:35:57,000
So anyways, Ty goes up to the 
e-mail kids like, so looks like 

3258
02:35:57,000 --> 02:35:59,280
we're bunking. 
The emo kid is like, 

3259
02:36:02,000 --> 02:36:05,640
interesting. 
And Ty's like, yeah, man. 

3260
02:36:05,800 --> 02:36:10,760
He's like, well, I guess you're 
one of my more favorite mortals 

3261
02:36:10,760 --> 02:36:15,720
that I know. 
The Ties, like, yeah. 

3262
02:36:16,640 --> 02:36:19,360
So they both like put down their
sleeping bags in this kind of 

3263
02:36:19,360 --> 02:36:22,280
very cramped tent and Ties is 
sitting there like. 

3264
02:36:22,720 --> 02:36:24,280
OK. 
OK. 

3265
02:36:24,280 --> 02:36:26,880
And they have this kind of light
and it's like one of those like 

3266
02:36:27,320 --> 02:36:30,440
battery powered lights. 
And the emo kids say goodnight, 

3267
02:36:30,440 --> 02:36:35,280
tie and turns it off and ties 
like, like starts completely 

3268
02:36:35,280 --> 02:36:37,840
freaking out. 
He's like, OK, OK, I can't see 

3269
02:36:37,840 --> 02:36:40,600
anything, but we're OK. 
And that's when he hears the emo

3270
02:36:40,600 --> 02:36:42,680
kid stand up. 
And Ty's like, no, no, no, no, 

3271
02:36:42,760 --> 02:36:44,320
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 
no. 

3272
02:36:44,320 --> 02:36:46,840
And the emo kid is like standing
above him and he's like, all 

3273
02:36:46,840 --> 02:36:49,080
right, well, maybe I should just
accept my destiny. 

3274
02:36:49,320 --> 02:36:51,720
And that's when the e-mail kid, 
instead of striking him over 

3275
02:36:51,720 --> 02:36:53,960
there at the rock or something, 
just leaves. 

3276
02:36:53,960 --> 02:36:56,680
He opens up the camp tent and 
walks out. 

3277
02:36:57,040 --> 02:37:00,680
And Ty's like, what? 
So Ty kind of like gets up and 

3278
02:37:00,680 --> 02:37:03,200
he looks out. 
He sees the emo kid and the emo 

3279
02:37:03,200 --> 02:37:07,000
kid is like standing or he's 
like crouching on all fours. 

3280
02:37:07,360 --> 02:37:11,000
And then he starts howling, 
starts howling to the full moon.

3281
02:37:11,000 --> 02:37:14,480
He's like, but it's like a 
really weird howl. 

3282
02:37:14,760 --> 02:37:18,960
And Ty's is like, what? 
And that's when he hears the 

3283
02:37:19,000 --> 02:37:22,880
kind of like the camp counselor 
who's with us be like, hey, hey,

3284
02:37:22,880 --> 02:37:24,680
who's that? 
You're not allowed to be outside

3285
02:37:24,680 --> 02:37:27,240
your campsite. 
And you just see the emo K go 

3286
02:37:28,520 --> 02:37:32,400
and just sprints towards like 
the sprints towards the tent. 

3287
02:37:32,520 --> 02:37:36,360
So Ty jumps back into his bed 
and the emo kid who's not very 

3288
02:37:36,360 --> 02:37:39,280
coordinated, apparently, instead
of like jumping through the 

3289
02:37:39,280 --> 02:37:43,960
wind, like the the open flat 
jumps right through the tent. 

3290
02:37:44,120 --> 02:37:48,400
So breaks right through the tarp
of the tent, cracks the entire 

3291
02:37:48,400 --> 02:37:49,920
thing. 
The entire thing comes 

3292
02:37:49,920 --> 02:37:55,120
collapsing down and Ty just Ty's
was like has his eyes closed as 

3293
02:37:55,120 --> 02:37:57,160
the entire tent falls on top of 
him. 

3294
02:37:57,560 --> 02:37:59,680
And that's when you hear all 
this yelling and the camp 

3295
02:37:59,680 --> 02:38:02,120
counselors like, what's going on
over here? 

3296
02:38:02,120 --> 02:38:05,280
Are you guys all right? 
And he just like starts ruffling

3297
02:38:05,280 --> 02:38:07,720
rum, rummaging through all the 
like the rubble and stuff. 

3298
02:38:08,000 --> 02:38:10,680
And Ty starts like getting up 
and he pushes the stuff off of 

3299
02:38:10,680 --> 02:38:13,000
him. 
The camp counselor was like, was

3300
02:38:13,000 --> 02:38:15,280
that you out there doing those 
howling noises? 

3301
02:38:15,280 --> 02:38:17,440
He's like, no. 
And then sure enough, the emo 

3302
02:38:17,440 --> 02:38:21,520
kid is just standing there like 
you and he says to him like, you

3303
02:38:21,520 --> 02:38:23,120
wouldn't understand what I was 
doing. 

3304
02:38:23,400 --> 02:38:26,760
And the camp counselor was like,
I told you before that you can't

3305
02:38:26,760 --> 02:38:28,760
be leaving your tent during the 
night time. 

3306
02:38:28,760 --> 02:38:31,000
Like after I said goodbye, you 
were supposed to go to your tent

3307
02:38:31,000 --> 02:38:33,080
and not leave it. 
You were out there and he's 

3308
02:38:33,080 --> 02:38:38,720
like, I was performing a 
protection ritual and camp camp 

3309
02:38:38,720 --> 02:38:42,880
counselor was like, what? 
I was performing a protection 

3310
02:38:42,880 --> 02:38:46,240
ritual so that everyone would be
safe at night from the demons 

3311
02:38:46,240 --> 02:38:52,880
and gusts of the underworlds. 
Camp counselor was like what? 

3312
02:38:53,120 --> 02:38:55,400
And at that point, right, they 
just realized, okay, this is a 

3313
02:38:55,400 --> 02:38:57,240
lost cause. 
And at this point, the worst 

3314
02:38:57,240 --> 02:39:01,120
thing was that there was nowhere
for them to sleep because the 

3315
02:39:01,400 --> 02:39:03,680
camp was completely destroyed. 
The tent was completely 

3316
02:39:03,680 --> 02:39:05,680
destroyed. 
So the camp counselor was like, 

3317
02:39:05,680 --> 02:39:08,320
fine, you 2 bring your sleeping 
bags. 

3318
02:39:08,720 --> 02:39:11,560
You can sleep in my tent. 
So the three of them are are 

3319
02:39:11,560 --> 02:39:13,560
kind of like crushed in there. 
And eventually the camp 

3320
02:39:13,560 --> 02:39:15,640
counselor is like, all right, 
you 2 are in here. 

3321
02:39:15,640 --> 02:39:18,520
I'm going to sleep outside 
shenanigans. 

3322
02:39:18,840 --> 02:39:21,880
So it was the most uncomfortable
sleep of Ty's entire life. 

3323
02:39:21,880 --> 02:39:25,720
But eventually the day is over, 
he gets up, you know, they start

3324
02:39:25,720 --> 02:39:27,560
packing up their stuff and 
they're walking back to the 

3325
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:29,280
campsite. 
And that's when Ty meets up with

3326
02:39:29,280 --> 02:39:33,360
Benjamin is like dude like what 
have like you're not going to 

3327
02:39:33,360 --> 02:39:35,120
believe it. 
And Benjamin's like I heard a 

3328
02:39:35,120 --> 02:39:37,720
lot of yelling are you OK? 
Ty tells him the story. 

3329
02:39:37,720 --> 02:39:41,560
He's like dude, that's insane. 
So anyways, they get back and 

3330
02:39:41,680 --> 02:39:44,000
Ty's think Ty actually had a 
really good time at the camp 

3331
02:39:44,000 --> 02:39:46,520
minus the emo kid like cringe 
fest or whatever. 

3332
02:39:46,800 --> 02:39:49,680
Eventually Ty's parents come to 
pick him up and Ty's mom's like 

3333
02:39:49,680 --> 02:39:51,720
man, you got to tell me all 
about it. 

3334
02:39:51,880 --> 02:39:54,360
Like how was it? 
Ty's like it was really good, 

3335
02:39:54,520 --> 02:39:57,840
but it's quite a story. 
And so for the entire like 2 

3336
02:39:57,840 --> 02:40:00,800
hour car ride back, Ty tells 
them the entire story. 

3337
02:40:00,800 --> 02:40:02,480
And let me just. 
Click on the video on screen 

3338
02:40:02,480 --> 02:40:04,040
right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

3339
02:40:04,040 --> 02:40:05,120
Just click it. 
Do it. 

3340
02:40:06,680 --> 02:40:09,080
How's it going everyone? 
I hope you're having a great day

3341
02:40:09,080 --> 02:40:12,600
because today we have a story of
probably one of the cringiest 

3342
02:40:12,600 --> 02:40:16,120
emo kids on planet earth. 
I'm not even kidding. 

3343
02:40:16,320 --> 02:40:18,720
This is probably one of the 
craziest stories I've received. 

3344
02:40:18,720 --> 02:40:21,680
So sit back, relax, grab 
something to eat, grab some of 

3345
02:40:21,680 --> 02:40:24,560
the drink and let's call today's
subscriber who submitted this 

3346
02:40:24,560 --> 02:40:26,520
story. 
Let's call them Oliver. 

3347
02:40:26,760 --> 02:40:31,360
So this all happened back in the
good old days of like 20/14/2015

3348
02:40:31,440 --> 02:40:35,600
when like goth, emo, all that 
type of stuff with like super 

3349
02:40:35,600 --> 02:40:37,400
popular. 
And by the way, if you dress 

3350
02:40:37,400 --> 02:40:39,360
goth or emo, I literally don't 
care. 

3351
02:40:39,360 --> 02:40:42,960
That's a totally fine style. 
As long as you aren't an emo kid

3352
02:40:42,960 --> 02:40:45,320
like this kid, you're totally 
cool in my book. 

3353
02:40:45,680 --> 02:40:49,120
So anyways, right, this all 
started when Oliver and his 

3354
02:40:49,120 --> 02:40:51,920
friends were in the mall. 
And this was way back in the day

3355
02:40:52,200 --> 02:40:54,360
and Oliver and his friends were 
just kind of like walking around

3356
02:40:54,360 --> 02:40:55,600
in the mall. 
They were trying to figure out 

3357
02:40:55,600 --> 02:40:57,720
something to do. 
I mean, it was a Saturday. 

3358
02:40:57,720 --> 02:41:00,560
So I mean, who knows? 
Like, you know, I mean, like 

3359
02:41:00,720 --> 02:41:02,600
they were trying to figure out 
something that they wanted to 

3360
02:41:02,600 --> 02:41:04,000
do. 
And Oliver's friend was like, 

3361
02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:06,280
Hey man, do you mind if we stop 
in Hot Topic? 

3362
02:41:06,560 --> 02:41:09,800
Hot Topic is AT shirt store that
sells a lot of store. 

3363
02:41:09,800 --> 02:41:12,600
A lot of stores sells a lot of 
different types of T-shirts, a 

3364
02:41:12,600 --> 02:41:15,600
lot of like trending stuff, a 
lot of like, and since, you 

3365
02:41:15,600 --> 02:41:18,120
know, emo and goth was kind of 
trending at the time, they sold 

3366
02:41:18,120 --> 02:41:21,120
a lot of shirts and a tire that 
really fit with that outfit. 

3367
02:41:21,120 --> 02:41:25,320
Like you got like black T-shirt 
that says like society and then 

3368
02:41:25,320 --> 02:41:29,280
you got like a a spiky collar. 
Oh no, man. 

3369
02:41:29,480 --> 02:41:32,200
But anyways, right, Oliver and 
his friends stopped in Hot topic

3370
02:41:32,200 --> 02:41:34,960
and Oliver wasn't really, you 
know, there to like buy 

3371
02:41:34,960 --> 02:41:36,560
something. 
So he was kind of just walking 

3372
02:41:36,560 --> 02:41:40,520
around and chilling and he 
accidentally bumps into the emo 

3373
02:41:40,520 --> 02:41:42,560
guy. 
Or there's the emo guy. 

3374
02:41:42,560 --> 02:41:45,680
I'm introducing a new guy, emo 
kid, whatever will come the emo 

3375
02:41:45,680 --> 02:41:47,760
kid. 
So anyways, right, this kid 

3376
02:41:47,760 --> 02:41:51,680
turns around and he's got this 
like this black T-shirt on. 

3377
02:41:51,680 --> 02:41:57,040
He's got a spiky choler, spiky 
collar choker type thing. 

3378
02:41:57,200 --> 02:42:00,280
He's got black pants, he's got 
black shoes on. 

3379
02:42:00,280 --> 02:42:03,280
His hair is black and it's like 
slicked down. 

3380
02:42:03,400 --> 02:42:06,160
So he has these like massive 
really weird bangs where you 

3381
02:42:06,160 --> 02:42:09,160
can't even see his face. 
He's like, watch where you're 

3382
02:42:09,160 --> 02:42:12,600
going punk. 
And Oliver's like sorry man. 

3383
02:42:12,640 --> 02:42:16,520
He's like, wait, I knew you, 
dude, you're from my school. 

3384
02:42:16,960 --> 02:42:21,600
And Oliver's like, yeah, I think
we're in class together now. 

3385
02:42:21,600 --> 02:42:22,880
I've. 
I've seen you around though, 

3386
02:42:22,880 --> 02:42:25,320
because Oliver's starting to 
remember this one time he saw 

3387
02:42:25,320 --> 02:42:29,560
this really weirdo looking kid 
who is like, man, no one gets 

3388
02:42:29,560 --> 02:42:31,560
me. 
And so sure enough, the kid, the

3389
02:42:31,560 --> 02:42:35,640
kid, the e-mail kid is like, 
bro, I don't think you bumped 

3390
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:38,440
into me on purpose. 
I think you were coming for me 

3391
02:42:38,440 --> 02:42:41,600
in my kind. 
And Oliver's like, dude, what? 

3392
02:42:41,640 --> 02:42:43,560
What? 
What are you talking about? 

3393
02:42:43,760 --> 02:42:47,160
And then e-mail kids like bro, I
think we both know that you just

3394
02:42:47,160 --> 02:42:50,600
hate the emo kids and two other 
e-mail kids appear at as some 

3395
02:42:50,600 --> 02:42:52,960
like peer basically appear out 
of thin air. 

3396
02:42:53,160 --> 02:42:55,200
And they were like. 
What's this kid talking about? 

3397
02:42:55,200 --> 02:42:58,760
Like what's going on over here? 
And the e-mail kids like, yeah, 

3398
02:42:58,760 --> 02:43:02,680
this kid over here is my school 
and he hates me on purpose. 

3399
02:43:02,880 --> 02:43:04,960
And he just bumped into me and 
it was crazy. 

3400
02:43:05,160 --> 02:43:08,160
I, I, I, you can't do this to 
us, man. 

3401
02:43:08,200 --> 02:43:09,920
And the other e-mail kids like. 
Yeah. 

3402
02:43:10,320 --> 02:43:11,760
Well, what do you have against 
in the e-mail? 

3403
02:43:11,760 --> 02:43:15,240
Kids in this point, right? 
Oliver Lewis literally just 

3404
02:43:15,240 --> 02:43:19,000
standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt 
store because his friend wanted 

3405
02:43:19,000 --> 02:43:22,160
to buy AT shirt and Oliver's 
head, he's like brow, please 

3406
02:43:22,160 --> 02:43:25,160
hurry up and get that T-shirt. 
But he says, look, I 

3407
02:43:25,160 --> 02:43:27,200
accidentally bumped into this 
kit like this guy. 

3408
02:43:27,200 --> 02:43:31,680
I'm sorry, it's not on purpose. 
You can trust me. 

3409
02:43:32,080 --> 02:43:35,320
And the emo kids. 
Like, no, dude, I totally know 

3410
02:43:35,320 --> 02:43:37,600
what like a bump on purpose 
would feel like. 

3411
02:43:37,720 --> 02:43:41,600
That one felt so purposeful. 
Like I literally felt the 

3412
02:43:41,600 --> 02:43:43,680
purpose in the bump. 
It was crazy. 

3413
02:43:44,120 --> 02:43:46,120
And Oliver's like, dude, what do
you mean by that? 

3414
02:43:46,280 --> 02:43:49,520
And the emo kids like, are you 
getting aggressive with me, son?

3415
02:43:49,920 --> 02:43:53,440
Do you want to fight me, son? 
Oh, he wants to fight me, dude. 

3416
02:43:53,440 --> 02:43:55,680
And at this point, Oliver's 
like, all right, guys, all 

3417
02:43:55,680 --> 02:43:58,320
right, boys, have a good day. 
Oliver goes over, finds his 

3418
02:43:58,320 --> 02:43:59,840
friend. 
He's like, dude, I got, I met a 

3419
02:43:59,840 --> 02:44:02,000
bunch of weirdos. 
They wanna fight me. 

3420
02:44:02,000 --> 02:44:05,200
I literally bumped into them and
his Olivers friends, like, all 

3421
02:44:05,200 --> 02:44:08,680
right, dude, that's all right, 
we'll go. 

3422
02:44:08,680 --> 02:44:11,360
That's fine. 
And then Olivers friends sees 

3423
02:44:11,360 --> 02:44:15,480
this pack of emo kids walk over 
and Olivers friend starts 

3424
02:44:15,480 --> 02:44:17,840
cracking up. 
He's like, bro, you can't 

3425
02:44:17,840 --> 02:44:22,200
seriously think, wait, these 
kids, these kids want to fight 

3426
02:44:22,200 --> 02:44:23,400
you. 
Dude. 

3427
02:44:23,680 --> 02:44:25,040
They're not going to do 
anything. 

3428
02:44:25,120 --> 02:44:27,800
They can probably barely walk 
here without fainting. 

3429
02:44:28,120 --> 02:44:29,720
And the kids are, like, waddling
over. 

3430
02:44:29,920 --> 02:44:32,440
And the emo kids, like, don't 
think I forgot what you did, 

3431
02:44:32,440 --> 02:44:33,920
man. 
And so sure enough, right, You 

3432
02:44:33,920 --> 02:44:35,840
know, Oliver and his friend, 
they buy the T-shirt, they 

3433
02:44:35,840 --> 02:44:38,240
leave. 
And, you know, Oliver is telling

3434
02:44:38,240 --> 02:44:40,040
his friends all about what's 
going down. 

3435
02:44:40,040 --> 02:44:42,280
His friends, like, completely 
laughing. 

3436
02:44:42,280 --> 02:44:45,240
They find it hilarious. 
And that's because Oliver thinks

3437
02:44:45,240 --> 02:44:47,720
himself, well, I'm never going 
to see these kids again. 

3438
02:44:48,000 --> 02:44:52,640
It doesn't really matter, right?
Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong?

3439
02:44:52,880 --> 02:44:56,720
Because this started one of the 
most insane sagas that Oliver 

3440
02:44:56,720 --> 02:44:58,720
has ever has ever had in his 
life. 

3441
02:44:58,720 --> 02:45:01,480
He was telling me that like, 
he's experienced a lot of crazy 

3442
02:45:01,480 --> 02:45:05,520
things, but the story that is to
follow what just happened is 

3443
02:45:05,520 --> 02:45:08,680
probably the craziest thing that
ever happened to Oliver ever. 

3444
02:45:09,520 --> 02:45:12,640
So skip forward a week. 
An entire week has passed by. 

3445
02:45:12,640 --> 02:45:14,960
Actually a little bit more 
because it's not a weekend, 

3446
02:45:15,280 --> 02:45:16,920
Oliver. 
It's a Monday morning. 

3447
02:45:17,120 --> 02:45:19,720
He gets up, He's like, Oh my 
God, I got to go in. 

3448
02:45:19,720 --> 02:45:23,360
So, you know, he gets up, eats 
breakfast, gets on the bus. 

3449
02:45:23,840 --> 02:45:25,640
It's just like, oh. 
My God, man is. 

3450
02:45:25,800 --> 02:45:29,640
It already Monday, dude, that's 
freaking crazy. 

3451
02:45:29,640 --> 02:45:33,440
He gets into school and he's 
walking to his locker all kind 

3452
02:45:33,440 --> 02:45:36,320
of like half awake or whatever. 
He is his back, back on. 

3453
02:45:37,360 --> 02:45:40,840
So he gets to his locker and 
that's when he realizes that 

3454
02:45:40,840 --> 02:45:44,440
something, something's wrong 
because his locker is like 

3455
02:45:44,440 --> 02:45:47,800
halfway open and like the 
lockers didn't have locks on 

3456
02:45:47,800 --> 02:45:49,920
them, but Oliver always like 
closed it. 

3457
02:45:49,920 --> 02:45:52,000
By the end of the day. 
He grabbed his backpack and he 

3458
02:45:52,000 --> 02:45:55,160
would shut it all the way and it
would close and he noticed it 

3459
02:45:55,160 --> 02:45:57,600
was halfway open, which was 
weird because no other lockers 

3460
02:45:57,600 --> 02:45:59,600
were halfway open. 
I mean, somewhere, but they were

3461
02:45:59,600 --> 02:46:01,880
very obvious. 
The people just left them open 

3462
02:46:01,880 --> 02:46:03,560
or whatever. 
And Oliver goes up to his 

3463
02:46:03,560 --> 02:46:06,120
locker. 
He opens it very close, like 

3464
02:46:06,120 --> 02:46:10,280
very, very slowly. 
And that's when he sees a little

3465
02:46:10,280 --> 02:46:12,440
something in the background. 
You know, he sees a little 

3466
02:46:12,440 --> 02:46:14,840
something in the very far back 
of his locker. 

3467
02:46:15,320 --> 02:46:19,240
So he you know, he gets his like
his iPhone like 3 or whatever 

3468
02:46:19,480 --> 02:46:23,760
opens up his flashlight app or I
remember when that was the thing

3469
02:46:24,040 --> 02:46:27,560
shines it. 
And sure enough, he sees in like

3470
02:46:27,560 --> 02:46:30,280
in the back of his locker in 
like black marker. 

3471
02:46:30,600 --> 02:46:34,640
He sees a like a skull and 
crossbones like scribbled on 

3472
02:46:34,640 --> 02:46:39,520
there and then said you're next 
fear us. 

3473
02:46:39,880 --> 02:46:42,120
And you know, at this point, 
Oliver is like. 

3474
02:46:42,120 --> 02:46:43,720
What the what? 
Huh. 

3475
02:46:44,600 --> 02:46:50,560
Yeah, what, what like what's 
going on here, boys? 

3476
02:46:50,560 --> 02:46:54,160
Like I don't why? 
And so sure enough, like Oliver 

3477
02:46:54,160 --> 02:46:56,360
like hits up his friend. 
He's like, bro, did you do this 

3478
02:46:56,840 --> 02:46:59,160
and his friends like dude, no, 
I'm not cringe. 

3479
02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:02,320
And, and Oliver is like, all 
right, well, if it wasn't you 

3480
02:47:02,320 --> 02:47:05,200
guys, well then who could've 
like, that's, that's really 

3481
02:47:05,200 --> 02:47:07,160
weird. 
And remember the whole emo 

3482
02:47:07,160 --> 02:47:10,320
experience with the emo kid 
thing that happened at Hot Topic

3483
02:47:10,320 --> 02:47:13,160
over a week ago was a pretty 
crazy experience. 

3484
02:47:13,360 --> 02:47:16,320
But at that time, Oliver had 
completely forgotten because 

3485
02:47:16,320 --> 02:47:19,840
don't forget that the main emo 
kid actually went to Oliver 

3486
02:47:19,840 --> 02:47:23,320
school and Oliver recognized him
from being in the hallways once.

3487
02:47:24,000 --> 02:47:27,000
So Oliver didn't even think for 
a second, like he didn't even 

3488
02:47:27,000 --> 02:47:29,640
think of the emo kids when he 
was like, all right, who's 

3489
02:47:29,640 --> 02:47:31,920
probably going to be the one 
like who did this? 

3490
02:47:32,440 --> 02:47:34,680
Who's most likely that like 
probably went through and was 

3491
02:47:34,680 --> 02:47:36,080
trying to mess with me or 
whatever. 

3492
02:47:36,080 --> 02:47:37,920
And Oliver just didn't even 
think of the e-mail kid. 

3493
02:47:38,480 --> 02:47:42,800
So give it a couple days, right?
Couple days later, you know, 

3494
02:47:42,800 --> 02:47:46,560
Oliver is kind of like towards 
the end of school and most 

3495
02:47:46,560 --> 02:47:48,760
people are gone. 
You know, Oliver's just like 

3496
02:47:48,760 --> 02:47:50,200
waiting. 
It's after class. 

3497
02:47:50,560 --> 02:47:53,600
Oliver's like waiting to go be 
picked up, but then he's like, 

3498
02:47:53,600 --> 02:47:56,840
oh, shoot, I forgot my backpack.
I don't know how that happens or

3499
02:47:56,840 --> 02:47:59,200
whatever. 
So Oliver's walking back to his 

3500
02:47:59,200 --> 02:48:03,680
locker, and this is where it's 
actually a little creepy because

3501
02:48:03,680 --> 02:48:07,840
he starts walking back to his 
locker and it's like he looks at

3502
02:48:07,840 --> 02:48:11,320
his locker and it's just 
scribbled in black pen like 

3503
02:48:11,320 --> 02:48:13,000
nothing else. 
No other lockers. 

3504
02:48:13,000 --> 02:48:18,000
It says his locker has all these
black X's all over them and it's

3505
02:48:18,000 --> 02:48:21,840
done Sharpie or whatever, but 
he's like, OK, whatever, this is

3506
02:48:21,840 --> 02:48:25,080
kind of serious because he looks
around and no one else is around

3507
02:48:25,080 --> 02:48:26,440
him. 
So this is kind of weird. 

3508
02:48:26,440 --> 02:48:28,680
Now. 
He's definitely feeling kind of 

3509
02:48:28,680 --> 02:48:31,800
uncomfortable at the moment. 
So he goes in there and goes to 

3510
02:48:31,800 --> 02:48:36,000
grab his backpack and he sees a 
piece of paper sitting there. 

3511
02:48:36,520 --> 02:48:39,760
So he grabs the piece of paper. 
He realizes it's a letter, but 

3512
02:48:39,760 --> 02:48:41,960
he doesn't read it yet because 
he grabs his backpack. 

3513
02:48:42,200 --> 02:48:44,760
He gets on out of there and goes
out of the school and now he's 

3514
02:48:44,760 --> 02:48:47,640
standing where, you know, people
are getting picked up or 

3515
02:48:47,640 --> 02:48:49,080
whatever. 
And this is where he feels more 

3516
02:48:49,080 --> 02:48:50,800
comfortable to actually read the
letter. 

3517
02:48:52,080 --> 02:48:57,000
So he opens up the letter and 
says, I'm going to try and read 

3518
02:48:57,000 --> 02:49:00,720
in the e-mail kid voice. 
Don't think you could have 

3519
02:49:00,720 --> 02:49:06,440
gotten away from us, man. 
The emo kids have not forgotten 

3520
02:49:06,440 --> 02:49:10,600
your sins and you shall pay for 
them next time. 

3521
02:49:10,880 --> 02:49:14,680
Don't mess with the popular 
loaders ever again. 

3522
02:49:14,680 --> 02:49:18,280
And then it had this like weird,
like Raven at the bottom. 

3523
02:49:18,280 --> 02:49:22,600
And apparently that was like the
emo Guild crust Crest or 

3524
02:49:22,600 --> 02:49:24,200
whatever. 
Dude, I, I don't know. 

3525
02:49:24,520 --> 02:49:27,640
But at this point, Oliver's 
like, Oh my God, it's the 

3526
02:49:27,640 --> 02:49:30,960
freaking emo kid that I bumped 
into with the Hot Topic. 

3527
02:49:31,160 --> 02:49:33,400
That's the kid behind all this 
or whatever. 

3528
02:49:33,680 --> 02:49:36,160
So he's like, all right, I'm 
just gonna, next time I see him,

3529
02:49:36,160 --> 02:49:38,040
I'm just gonna tell him to leave
me alone. 

3530
02:49:38,040 --> 02:49:39,600
And the kind of, I'm just gonna 
scare him. 

3531
02:49:39,800 --> 02:49:43,120
He's full of nothing, right? 
He's full of nothing. 

3532
02:49:43,600 --> 02:49:45,840
And so sure enough, the next day
rolls around and he gets on the 

3533
02:49:45,840 --> 02:49:48,120
bus. 
And once again, Oliver isn't 

3534
02:49:48,120 --> 02:49:50,840
even really thinking about the 
weird stuff going on, but he 

3535
02:49:50,840 --> 02:49:54,040
gets on the bus and he's half 
awake and he's looking. 

3536
02:49:54,040 --> 02:49:55,960
You know how you walk down the 
bus and you can see all the 

3537
02:49:55,960 --> 02:49:59,160
people sitting in the seats? 
He looks in the way back and 

3538
02:49:59,160 --> 02:50:02,600
he's like, stops for a second 
because he sees something that's

3539
02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:07,480
very reckoned that he remembers.
Long black hair bangs in the 

3540
02:50:07,480 --> 02:50:10,360
front of the face. 
And he's like, Oh my God, wait, 

3541
02:50:10,680 --> 02:50:12,040
wait. 
That's the e-mail, kid. 

3542
02:50:12,680 --> 02:50:14,880
And all of a sudden, he hears 
coming back the bus. 

3543
02:50:15,320 --> 02:50:16,960
Right. 
Hello there, Oliver. 

3544
02:50:16,960 --> 02:50:20,800
Why don't you sit next to me and
Olivers, like, how does he know 

3545
02:50:20,800 --> 02:50:22,200
my name? 
Whatever. 

3546
02:50:22,480 --> 02:50:24,080
And Oliver is like, all right, 
well, this is going to be 

3547
02:50:24,080 --> 02:50:28,160
actually a great opportunity for
me to sit down and kind of like 

3548
02:50:28,160 --> 02:50:30,960
scare this kid and tell him to 
like basically to piss off, 

3549
02:50:30,960 --> 02:50:32,480
right? 
So Oliver gets to the back of 

3550
02:50:32,480 --> 02:50:34,840
the bus and he sees the emo kid 
and he sits there. 

3551
02:50:34,840 --> 02:50:38,480
He's like, dude, I don't know 
what's up with you, but why? 

3552
02:50:38,480 --> 02:50:40,960
Why do you keep doing weird 
things to my locker? 

3553
02:50:41,120 --> 02:50:45,040
And he says and the emo kids 
like so you've noticed, you've 

3554
02:50:45,040 --> 02:50:49,480
noticed that the emo Guild has 
noticed your presence and has 

3555
02:50:49,480 --> 02:50:56,720
decided that you are mortal 
enemy #1 and olivers like what 

3556
02:50:57,000 --> 02:50:59,000
the emo kids like. 
So you must not know about the 

3557
02:50:59,000 --> 02:51:01,200
Emo Guild. 
Well, someone so ignorant as you

3558
02:51:01,200 --> 02:51:02,440
probably would have known that 
anyways. 

3559
02:51:02,600 --> 02:51:06,520
But anyways, the Emo Guild is 
the Guild of all the emails in 

3560
02:51:06,520 --> 02:51:08,520
our area. 
They get together and since 

3561
02:51:08,520 --> 02:51:11,960
everyone's a hater in part of 
society, we have decided to 

3562
02:51:11,960 --> 02:51:14,600
Guild together and join our 
forces. 

3563
02:51:14,600 --> 02:51:19,120
And if anyone strikes one of us,
we will all combined and strike 

3564
02:51:19,120 --> 02:51:23,760
them down 20 times is hard. 
And Oliver's like all right, 

3565
02:51:23,760 --> 02:51:25,280
man. 
Well, you struck pretty hard. 

3566
02:51:25,280 --> 02:51:29,920
The locker scared me. 
Got me good memo Kids like nice 

3567
02:51:29,920 --> 02:51:33,680
tray Oliver, if that even is 
your real name. 

3568
02:51:33,760 --> 02:51:35,720
Oliver's like yes, that's my 
birth name. 

3569
02:51:35,720 --> 02:51:38,240
And he's like whatever. 
You don't even know what's 

3570
02:51:38,240 --> 02:51:42,000
coming next real quick. 
If you made it this far into the

3571
02:51:42,000 --> 02:51:44,920
video and aren't busy doing 
something comment emo down 

3572
02:51:44,920 --> 02:51:46,640
below. 
I'll try hard as many comments 

3573
02:51:46,640 --> 02:51:49,160
to say that Then also, if you 
want to support the channel, 

3574
02:51:49,160 --> 02:51:52,840
binge watch these videos at 
while you're doing something and

3575
02:51:52,880 --> 02:51:55,320
let me know in the comments 
section down below what you're 

3576
02:51:55,320 --> 02:51:56,960
doing while binge watching these
videos. 

3577
02:51:56,960 --> 02:51:59,560
Binging the video supports the 
channel so much and I appreciate

3578
02:51:59,560 --> 02:52:02,280
it and also I'll be shouting out
random people who tell me how 

3579
02:52:02,280 --> 02:52:05,160
they're supporting the channel 
like these people on screen 

3580
02:52:05,160 --> 02:52:06,440
right now. 
Thank you. 

3581
02:52:06,440 --> 02:52:09,520
Let's get back to the story. 
So eventually the bus gets to 

3582
02:52:09,520 --> 02:52:12,840
the stop, the bus stop where the
school is, Oliver gets up and 

3583
02:52:12,840 --> 02:52:15,800
the e-mail kids like. 
Wait, you must know. 

3584
02:52:16,080 --> 02:52:20,960
That you are facing off against 
the e-mail clad and you will not

3585
02:52:21,480 --> 02:52:26,000
have any idea of what's come in.
And Oliver's like, all right, 

3586
02:52:27,040 --> 02:52:30,600
can I at least get your name so 
I can know who I'm facing off 

3587
02:52:30,600 --> 02:52:32,120
against? 
Fine. 

3588
02:52:32,120 --> 02:52:35,200
I guess that is only what a 
respectable do list would do 

3589
02:52:35,200 --> 02:52:40,800
anyways, so fair. 
I am Sir Ben, the great wizard, 

3590
02:52:40,800 --> 02:52:45,560
Archduke nemesis, Leonardo 
DiCaprio, the third. 

3591
02:52:45,960 --> 02:52:47,840
And Oliver's like, so your 
name's Ben. 

3592
02:52:47,840 --> 02:52:50,120
Yes, whatever. 
That is my moral name. 

3593
02:52:50,600 --> 02:52:53,920
And Oliver's like, OK, Ben, it 
is Ben. 

3594
02:52:53,920 --> 02:52:55,600
And he's like, all right, I 
don't need to hear it. 

3595
02:52:55,600 --> 02:52:57,880
Fine. 
OK, Bye. 

3596
02:52:58,240 --> 02:53:01,320
So Oliver walks away and he's 
like, all right, Oliver is 

3597
02:53:01,320 --> 02:53:02,400
thinking on this. 
He's like, you know what? 

3598
02:53:02,400 --> 02:53:04,680
These kids are weird, and they 
have way too much time on their 

3599
02:53:04,680 --> 02:53:06,240
hands. 
So I don't really want to see 

3600
02:53:06,240 --> 02:53:10,200
what weird concoction of weird 
stuff they decide to put in my 

3601
02:53:10,200 --> 02:53:12,920
locker or whatever they decide 
to do. 

3602
02:53:13,040 --> 02:53:14,760
I don't want to see it. 
So you know what? 

3603
02:53:15,080 --> 02:53:17,440
I'm going to strike back. 
I'm going to figure out 

3604
02:53:17,440 --> 02:53:20,080
everything about this Ben kid 
and I'm going to have a little 

3605
02:53:20,080 --> 02:53:24,800
ammunition to, I'm not going to 
say blackmail him, but blackmail

3606
02:53:24,800 --> 02:53:27,240
him. 
It just is what it is, man. 

3607
02:53:27,240 --> 02:53:29,200
I'm sorry. 
Like they're playing dirty. 

3608
02:53:29,400 --> 02:53:31,160
I'm playing dirty. 
Sorry. 

3609
02:53:31,240 --> 02:53:34,880
So sorry if you don't, if you 
don't hate the player, the game,

3610
02:53:35,280 --> 02:53:37,360
right. 
So anyways, Oliver immediately 

3611
02:53:37,360 --> 02:53:38,480
starts hitting up all of his 
friends. 

3612
02:53:38,480 --> 02:53:39,760
He's like, do you know this Ben 
kid? 

3613
02:53:39,760 --> 02:53:43,600
They're like now, I don't know 
this Ben kid one kids like, 

3614
02:53:43,600 --> 02:53:45,800
yeah, he's the weird e-mail kid.
He's like, all right, what do 

3615
02:53:45,800 --> 02:53:48,560
you know about him? 
He's like, he's weird and e-mail

3616
02:53:48,560 --> 02:53:51,000
or something. 
Oliver, you're not you're no 

3617
02:53:51,000 --> 02:53:53,320
help. 
So anyways, Oliver eventually 

3618
02:53:53,960 --> 02:53:56,600
talks to his friend Stormy, 
who's a girl. 

3619
02:53:57,080 --> 02:54:01,320
And you know, you know, Oliver's
like, hey, sorry, I'm trying to 

3620
02:54:01,320 --> 02:54:03,840
find this weird kid is like 
trying to like, beef with me. 

3621
02:54:03,840 --> 02:54:06,320
I just want to find dirt on him.
Do you know this kid, Ben 

3622
02:54:06,360 --> 02:54:08,720
Stormy's like, oh, do I know 
Ben? 

3623
02:54:09,040 --> 02:54:10,160
And Oliver's like, yes. 
Yes. 

3624
02:54:10,160 --> 02:54:10,800
Do you know? 
Something. 

3625
02:54:10,800 --> 02:54:12,560
Let's go. 
And he's like, please, please 

3626
02:54:12,560 --> 02:54:16,160
tell me whatever Stormy's like. 
Well, you know Kate, right? 

3627
02:54:16,840 --> 02:54:20,000
And Ben's like, not Ben, sorry. 
Oliver's like, yeah, I know 

3628
02:54:20,000 --> 02:54:23,000
Kate. 
So Ben the e-mail kid guy that's

3629
02:54:23,000 --> 02:54:25,200
like being weird with you is. 
What Stormy's saying. 

3630
02:54:26,040 --> 02:54:28,640
Has a massive crush on Kate and 
Kate knows it. 

3631
02:54:29,160 --> 02:54:31,760
And you know, Kate hasn't 
necessarily said no to him yet 

3632
02:54:31,760 --> 02:54:33,160
'cause he hasn't made any 
advances. 

3633
02:54:33,880 --> 02:54:36,560
And Oliver's like, thank you, 
thank you, thank you. 

3634
02:54:36,560 --> 02:54:38,400
That's all I need. 
Can I talk to Kate for a second?

3635
02:54:38,800 --> 02:54:41,040
And, you know, Storm's like, 
yeah, sure. 

3636
02:54:41,040 --> 02:54:43,680
Like, whatever. 
So eventually Stormy sets Kate 

3637
02:54:43,680 --> 02:54:46,680
and Oliver up. 
And Oliver's like, hey, please. 

3638
02:54:46,680 --> 02:54:48,480
He explains the entire 
situation. 

3639
02:54:48,920 --> 02:54:52,520
And Kate's like, look, Ben, the 
emo kid has been weird to me for

3640
02:54:52,520 --> 02:54:54,560
a very long time. 
Like, I used to think it was 

3641
02:54:54,560 --> 02:54:57,480
this funny, but he's weird. 
He keeps looking at me. 

3642
02:54:57,480 --> 02:55:00,480
He keeps right, Like, he keeps, 
like, professing his love to me.

3643
02:55:00,800 --> 02:55:02,360
You know what? 
I'll team up with you. 

3644
02:55:02,400 --> 02:55:05,120
We'll take him down. 
Oliver's a static at this point.

3645
02:55:05,480 --> 02:55:08,440
So basically, they come up with 
a plan if the emo next time. 

3646
02:55:08,440 --> 02:55:11,120
The emo kids strike. 
Oliver is going to find the 

3647
02:55:11,120 --> 02:55:13,760
e-mail kid and ask for like 
mercy. 

3648
02:55:14,000 --> 02:55:16,880
And if the emo kid doesn't give 
him mercy and Oliver doesn't 

3649
02:55:16,880 --> 02:55:19,680
actually expect him to give him 
mercy, basically assuming the 

3650
02:55:19,680 --> 02:55:23,520
emo kid doesn't give him mercy, 
Oliver is going to say, well, 

3651
02:55:23,520 --> 02:55:25,760
I'm going to give you one more 
chance to give me mercy. 

3652
02:55:26,000 --> 02:55:28,440
And the emo kids, he's going to 
be like, what? 

3653
02:55:28,440 --> 02:55:30,120
What do you mean? 
Like I have the upper ground. 

3654
02:55:30,440 --> 02:55:33,560
And then all of a sudden Oliver 
is going to like pull out like a

3655
02:55:33,960 --> 02:55:37,160
basically text message 
conversation with Kate, which is

3656
02:55:37,160 --> 02:55:41,000
going to be fabricated about how
like he knows someone perfect 

3657
02:55:41,000 --> 02:55:45,440
for her, for her and how like 
Oliver's friend, who we'll just 

3658
02:55:45,440 --> 02:55:47,840
call BA. 
No, we're not going to. 

3659
02:55:47,840 --> 02:55:49,960
We're going to call him. 
What should we call him? 

3660
02:55:49,960 --> 02:55:52,560
Oliver's friend Ryan is like 
perfect for Kate. 

3661
02:55:52,560 --> 02:55:55,640
And the truth is Kate has like a
crush on Ryan. 

3662
02:55:55,800 --> 02:55:59,640
And Oliver's basically going to 
say, hey, if you do any, like if

3663
02:55:59,640 --> 02:56:03,360
you do anything else, I'm going 
to set up Ryan and Kate. 

3664
02:56:03,400 --> 02:56:06,600
And Kate already thinks Ryan is 
super attractive and Ryan is 

3665
02:56:06,600 --> 02:56:09,280
down to get with her. 
And I have all the power to 

3666
02:56:09,280 --> 02:56:11,720
connect them. 
And you will never be able to 

3667
02:56:11,720 --> 02:56:15,280
date Kate or yeah, you'll never 
be able to date Kate ever again.

3668
02:56:15,280 --> 02:56:16,600
And this will destroy the e-mail
Kate. 

3669
02:56:16,600 --> 02:56:21,080
So anyways, and after this plan 
is done, once again, Oliver is 

3670
02:56:21,080 --> 02:56:25,320
walking back to his locker and 
sure enough, once again, like, 

3671
02:56:25,320 --> 02:56:28,280
you know, and he reported last 
time all the like the the exes 

3672
02:56:28,280 --> 02:56:32,240
and stuff, and the janitor came 
and cleaned it up and 1 he goes 

3673
02:56:32,240 --> 02:56:36,400
to the locker and sure enough, 
there is this like crudely drawn

3674
02:56:36,600 --> 02:56:40,280
black Raven. 
And then it says emo get emo 

3675
02:56:40,280 --> 02:56:43,360
Guild underneath it. 
And so, you know, Oliver's like,

3676
02:56:43,360 --> 02:56:46,800
all right, they struck again. 
Let's see if this kids on the 

3677
02:56:46,800 --> 02:56:49,240
bus. 
So the next day, Oliver is 

3678
02:56:49,240 --> 02:56:51,840
really hoping that the emo kid 
takes the bus again, because 

3679
02:56:51,840 --> 02:56:53,480
this would be kind of difficult 
to go and find them. 

3680
02:56:53,840 --> 02:56:56,760
But sure enough, the emo kid is 
sitting in the back with his 

3681
02:56:56,760 --> 02:57:00,720
like weird little super long 
hair that's like covering his 

3682
02:57:00,720 --> 02:57:03,920
entire face. 
He's like, he's wearing like he,

3683
02:57:04,120 --> 02:57:07,240
he has this like robe today, 
this like black Cape or whatever

3684
02:57:07,240 --> 02:57:09,760
or something. 
He's sitting there and he's 

3685
02:57:09,760 --> 02:57:14,080
like, Oliver, I've seen, do you 
want to sit next to me? 

3686
02:57:14,080 --> 02:57:17,120
And because I don't know if 
you've seen your locker 

3687
02:57:17,120 --> 02:57:21,480
yesterday, but it has a little, 
I don't know, it has a little 

3688
02:57:21,480 --> 02:57:25,080
something on it. 
And Oliver is like, yes, Ben, I 

3689
02:57:25,080 --> 02:57:27,760
know. 
I was wondering if we could talk

3690
02:57:27,760 --> 02:57:31,120
about, you know, maybe a 
surrender, my surrender. 

3691
02:57:31,360 --> 02:57:34,160
And the emo kids, like, I knew 
it. 

3692
02:57:34,400 --> 02:57:37,080
I knew you were weak. 
I knew you were sad. 

3693
02:57:37,240 --> 02:57:39,800
But no, I will not show you 
mercy. 

3694
02:57:39,800 --> 02:57:42,080
I will just not do it. 
It's not in the way of the emo 

3695
02:57:42,080 --> 02:57:46,440
Guild because you're a part of 
society, freak society, bro. 

3696
02:57:47,400 --> 02:57:51,480
And Oliver's like, look, Ben, 
I'm going to give you one more 

3697
02:57:51,480 --> 02:57:55,440
chance to reconsider. 
And emo kids, like what? 

3698
02:57:55,600 --> 02:57:59,840
Give me a chance to reconsider. 
You're asking me for my 

3699
02:57:59,840 --> 02:58:02,040
forgiveness. 
I will not reconsider anything. 

3700
02:58:02,640 --> 02:58:06,520
And Oliver's like fine, I know 
about Kate and emo kids like. 

3701
02:58:07,320 --> 02:58:14,960
What you know about my love? 
I can barely keep a straight 

3702
02:58:14,960 --> 02:58:16,880
face doing this anyway. 
Emo kids like. 

3703
02:58:16,960 --> 02:58:21,440
You know about my love. 
And Oliver's like, yes, in fact,

3704
02:58:21,880 --> 02:58:24,560
I know more than that. 
You know Kate, right? 

3705
02:58:24,720 --> 02:58:28,440
Well, I have a friend, Ryan. 
He's a good looking man. 

3706
02:58:28,960 --> 02:58:31,920
And I was talking to Kate and I 
was talking to her about Ryan. 

3707
02:58:32,240 --> 02:58:34,560
And I just asked her, you know 
what she thought? 

3708
02:58:34,560 --> 02:58:38,480
And Kate confessed to me that 
she really thinks Ryan is so 

3709
02:58:38,480 --> 02:58:40,880
attractive. 
And you know who's my best 

3710
02:58:40,880 --> 02:58:42,120
friend? 
Ryan. 

3711
02:58:42,400 --> 02:58:44,280
You know who Ryan finds 
attractive? 

3712
02:58:44,280 --> 02:58:46,840
Kate. 
And with a snap of my fingers, 

3713
02:58:46,960 --> 02:58:49,800
Mr. Emo Man, I could set the two
of them up. 

3714
02:58:50,200 --> 02:58:54,160
And you will never have a chance
to date her for the rest of high

3715
02:58:54,160 --> 02:58:56,440
school or middle school. 
I don't care, right, For the 

3716
02:58:56,440 --> 02:58:59,040
rest of high school. 
And I mean, it's not like that 

3717
02:58:59,040 --> 02:59:00,800
Ben, the emo kid was going to 
date her anyways. 

3718
02:59:01,000 --> 02:59:02,880
But the emo kid was like. 
No. 

3719
02:59:06,320 --> 02:59:08,760
What do you want, you cruel 
beast? 

3720
02:59:08,960 --> 02:59:12,560
You cruel monster. 
I don't know why you put my love

3721
02:59:12,560 --> 02:59:15,440
up like that. 
You can have whatever you want. 

3722
02:59:15,440 --> 02:59:18,040
You can have my riches. 
You can have my gold. 

3723
02:59:18,280 --> 02:59:21,640
You can have my Twilight limited
edition series books. 

3724
02:59:21,640 --> 02:59:25,560
And by the other himself, you 
can have anything of mine. 

3725
02:59:26,400 --> 02:59:29,320
And Oliver's like, dude, I just 
want you and your weirdo friends

3726
02:59:29,320 --> 02:59:32,960
to stop emo kids. 
Like emo Guild is not going to 

3727
02:59:32,960 --> 02:59:34,960
like this. 
They'll know that I have a 

3728
02:59:34,960 --> 02:59:37,800
weakness. 
I might be kicked out of the emo

3729
02:59:37,800 --> 02:59:39,640
Guild. 
No. 

3730
02:59:39,880 --> 02:59:41,760
And Oliver's like, all right, 
well, if you're if they're not 

3731
02:59:41,760 --> 02:59:43,760
going to stop, if your buddies 
aren't going to stop you and 

3732
02:59:43,760 --> 02:59:46,720
your weirdos aren't going to 
stop harassing me, well, then 

3733
02:59:46,720 --> 02:59:49,480
you know what? 
Kate and my friend Ryan are 

3734
02:59:49,480 --> 02:59:51,680
going to be sitting in a tree 
emo kiss. 

3735
02:59:51,680 --> 02:59:53,080
I knew. 
Don't say it. 

3736
02:59:53,360 --> 02:59:56,760
Don't say it, KIS. 
No. 

3737
02:59:57,240 --> 03:00:00,920
SIM No. 
G No. 

3738
03:00:01,240 --> 03:00:06,600
Fine, fine, Oliver, you cruel 
monster, you can have whatever 

3739
03:00:06,600 --> 03:00:08,280
you want then. 
Fine. 

3740
03:00:08,440 --> 03:00:10,040
Well, fine. 
We'll do it. 

3741
03:00:10,600 --> 03:00:13,320
No, nothing more will happen. 
I'll tell the e-mail Gil that. 

3742
03:00:15,160 --> 03:00:18,040
But you surrendered to me and I 
was merciful because that's part

3743
03:00:18,040 --> 03:00:20,440
of the emo Guild. 
And Oliver's like, didn't you 

3744
03:00:20,440 --> 03:00:22,120
say that as the opposite? 
It doesn't matter. 

3745
03:00:22,120 --> 03:00:24,080
Oliver, I'm trying to work with 
you, idiot. 

3746
03:00:24,280 --> 03:00:26,320
And Oliver's like, OK, you know 
what? 

3747
03:00:26,360 --> 03:00:29,520
If this is true, Kate, you know,
Kate and Ryan, you know they're 

3748
03:00:29,520 --> 03:00:33,720
not going to be like that. 
But just so you know, if you are

3749
03:00:33,720 --> 03:00:35,360
one of your little emo friends, 
do. 

3750
03:00:35,600 --> 03:00:37,880
Anything to me. 
Anything. 

3751
03:00:38,560 --> 03:00:41,200
Kate and Ryan are a thing. 
Emo kids like fine. 

3752
03:00:41,480 --> 03:00:44,480
You drive a hardback and I'll 
call off the attacks. 

3753
03:00:44,920 --> 03:00:49,000
And from that point on, Oliver 
has never received another 

3754
03:00:49,000 --> 03:00:52,360
e-mail style. 
I don't even know if you could 

3755
03:00:52,360 --> 03:00:55,320
call it an attack, but he never 
received weird stuff in his 

3756
03:00:55,320 --> 03:00:58,960
locker or weird in carvings of. 
The E-mail Guild. 

3757
03:00:58,960 --> 03:01:02,040
Or anything like that. 
And he lived happily ever after.

3758
03:01:02,560 --> 03:01:04,600
Yeah, click on the video on 
screen right now. 

3759
03:01:04,600 --> 03:01:06,240
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

3760
03:01:06,240 --> 03:01:09,800
Do it today. 
I got a story time for you guys 

3761
03:01:09,800 --> 03:01:13,360
about probably one of the 
weirdest, strangest emo kids to 

3762
03:01:13,440 --> 03:01:16,160
ever exist. 
So yeah, I don't know. 

3763
03:01:16,160 --> 03:01:18,840
Get something to eat, get 
comfortable, subscribe if you're

3764
03:01:18,840 --> 03:01:20,200
new. 
And let's call today's 

3765
03:01:20,200 --> 03:01:22,040
subscriber who submitted the 
story. 

3766
03:01:22,240 --> 03:01:25,520
Let's call her Claire. 
So this takes place during 

3767
03:01:25,520 --> 03:01:28,000
Claire's class, right? 
She during school, she was in 

3768
03:01:28,000 --> 03:01:31,080
class and there's this boy that 
Claire was talking to and she, 

3769
03:01:31,080 --> 03:01:32,400
you know, she kind of liked 
them, right? 

3770
03:01:32,520 --> 03:01:35,600
Hey, man, it, it, it happens, 
you know, life happens. 

3771
03:01:35,800 --> 03:01:39,240
Let's call this guy Ben because 
I'm I'm not creative, man. 

3772
03:01:39,400 --> 03:01:42,040
There's also another girl in 
Claire's class and we're just 

3773
03:01:42,040 --> 03:01:44,960
going to call her the emo girl. 
And Claire didn't know this at 

3774
03:01:44,960 --> 03:01:47,000
the time, but she really did 
know this. 

3775
03:01:47,280 --> 03:01:49,120
She really got to know this 
pretty soon. 

3776
03:01:49,120 --> 03:01:53,440
But at the time, she didn't know
that the emo girl had a massive 

3777
03:01:53,440 --> 03:01:56,840
crush on Ben, right? 
And part of me feels for the emo

3778
03:01:56,840 --> 03:01:59,200
girl a little bit. 
Like I've definitely been in 

3779
03:01:59,200 --> 03:02:02,160
situations where in middle 
school I had a crush on this 

3780
03:02:02,160 --> 03:02:05,400
girl and she was obviously 
talking to another guy that 

3781
03:02:05,400 --> 03:02:08,560
like, you know, would have 
definitely gotten her like I I 

3782
03:02:08,560 --> 03:02:10,600
was not the one for her. 
Some other guy was. 

3783
03:02:10,760 --> 03:02:12,520
It sucks, man. 
It really does. 

3784
03:02:12,520 --> 03:02:15,600
I'm not going to say it doesn't.
However, it doesn't justify the 

3785
03:02:15,600 --> 03:02:18,760
actions that you'll see in this 
video, which are pretty crazy. 

3786
03:02:19,000 --> 03:02:21,320
But anyways, right. 
So this all started one day when

3787
03:02:21,320 --> 03:02:24,840
Claire was talking to Ben and 
she was sitting there, you know,

3788
03:02:24,840 --> 03:02:27,600
she's talking to Ben and it kind
of seemed like Ben was going to 

3789
03:02:27,600 --> 03:02:30,640
like her back and he was very 
engaged talking to her. 

3790
03:02:30,640 --> 03:02:33,920
Like they were flirting a lot. 
And this is when you know, 

3791
03:02:33,920 --> 03:02:36,920
Claire like kind of like spaced 
out a little bit. 

3792
03:02:36,920 --> 03:02:38,840
You know, when you're like 
looking at someone and then you 

3793
03:02:38,840 --> 03:02:41,600
kind of space out a little bit 
and you look at all the stuff 

3794
03:02:41,600 --> 03:02:44,280
behind them. 
When you're like focus of vision

3795
03:02:44,280 --> 03:02:47,520
kind of changes and shifts. 
So she kind of like spaced out a

3796
03:02:47,520 --> 03:02:51,200
little bit and looked behind Ben
and she very briefly made eye 

3797
03:02:51,200 --> 03:02:53,600
contact with this emo girl in 
her class. 

3798
03:02:53,880 --> 03:02:56,280
If you dress emo, this video is 
not against you. 

3799
03:02:56,280 --> 03:02:57,800
I think the style is totally 
fine. 

3800
03:02:57,800 --> 03:03:00,240
And I like you either way. 
As long as you don't act like 

3801
03:03:00,240 --> 03:03:02,040
this emo girl, then you're 
totally fine. 

3802
03:03:02,240 --> 03:03:05,160
So basically, right. 
This girl had super long dyed 

3803
03:03:05,160 --> 03:03:07,480
black hair. 
She was like a natural, like a 

3804
03:03:07,480 --> 03:03:10,440
brunette met like a year ago, 
but then she dyed it all black. 

3805
03:03:10,640 --> 03:03:13,800
She wears all these like goth 
skull rings or whatever. 

3806
03:03:13,800 --> 03:03:16,280
And it's kind of the style, you 
know what I mean? 

3807
03:03:16,880 --> 03:03:19,640
And sure enough, this emo girl 
that Claire doesn't really talk 

3808
03:03:19,640 --> 03:03:22,920
to just cuz they were never 
really friends is just staring 

3809
03:03:22,920 --> 03:03:27,000
into like the pits of her souls 
do like the pits of her souls 

3810
03:03:27,160 --> 03:03:29,400
staring into like the, I don't 
know what I'm trying to say. 

3811
03:03:29,400 --> 03:03:33,400
She they were just like deeply 
staring at her very, very kind 

3812
03:03:33,400 --> 03:03:35,880
of like angrily. 
And Claire quickly breaks eye 

3813
03:03:35,880 --> 03:03:38,200
contact because like, I don't 
know, man, she's, she's not 

3814
03:03:38,200 --> 03:03:41,040
trying to like she's just like, 
I'm not engaging with this. 

3815
03:03:41,040 --> 03:03:42,560
Like, let's hope that's a 
coincidence. 

3816
03:03:42,720 --> 03:03:45,360
Claire completely forgets about 
that and goes back to talking 

3817
03:03:45,360 --> 03:03:47,520
with Ben, right? 
And so sure enough, you know, 

3818
03:03:47,520 --> 03:03:50,320
she's talking to Ben. 
She's like flirting, whatever, 

3819
03:03:50,320 --> 03:03:53,160
right? 
Insert flirtatious conversation.

3820
03:03:53,440 --> 03:03:55,600
And by the end of the 
conversation, you know, the bell

3821
03:03:55,600 --> 03:03:58,000
rings or whatever. 
And Claire leaves to go to 

3822
03:03:58,000 --> 03:04:01,360
either recess, lunch, another 
class, I don't know specifically

3823
03:04:01,360 --> 03:04:04,040
what, but whatever it was, she 
leaves to go and do it. 

3824
03:04:04,320 --> 03:04:07,160
And the emo girl quickly follows
behind her. 

3825
03:04:07,160 --> 03:04:09,680
Like the emo girl girl was kind 
of far behind her in class. 

3826
03:04:09,800 --> 03:04:12,280
So the emo girl is like speed 
walking towards her. 

3827
03:04:12,280 --> 03:04:16,200
And Claire's kind of thinking oh
boy, I guess that eye contact 

3828
03:04:16,200 --> 03:04:18,120
earlier today was not an 
accident. 

3829
03:04:18,120 --> 03:04:20,880
It was not like an A mistake. 
You know how you sometimes like 

3830
03:04:20,880 --> 03:04:24,240
I know I'll do this, I'll like 
space out and not even pay 

3831
03:04:24,240 --> 03:04:27,680
attention and then realize I've 
been staring at someone for like

3832
03:04:27,680 --> 03:04:29,760
5 minutes. 
I'm just like, Oh my God, I'm so

3833
03:04:29,760 --> 03:04:31,720
sorry. 
I swear I'm just zoning out. 

3834
03:04:32,000 --> 03:04:34,560
And Claire was kind of hoping 
that the emo girl just happened 

3835
03:04:34,560 --> 03:04:37,760
to be accidentally staring into 
her soul through her. 

3836
03:04:38,000 --> 03:04:40,320
But yeah, it was not an 
accident. 

3837
03:04:40,320 --> 03:04:44,640
Because the emo girl walks up to
her is like, hey, we gotta talk.

3838
03:04:44,960 --> 03:04:51,680
And Claire's like, okay. 
And the e-mail girl is like, I 

3839
03:04:51,680 --> 03:04:53,360
don't know if you know this. 
But. 

3840
03:04:53,360 --> 03:04:58,160
Ben, Ben is mine. 
He is my boyfriend. 

3841
03:04:58,360 --> 03:05:00,840
And I don't want to see you 
start talking to him. 

3842
03:05:00,840 --> 03:05:03,200
And Claire is really taking him 
back because at first she's 

3843
03:05:03,200 --> 03:05:06,320
like, oh wait, is Ben dating 
someone? 

3844
03:05:06,320 --> 03:05:09,680
Like I've talked to all my 
friends and I'm pretty sure like

3845
03:05:09,680 --> 03:05:12,960
I because like Claire made sure 
beforehand that, you know, Ben 

3846
03:05:12,960 --> 03:05:15,560
wasn't dating anyone. 
So she could kind of like show 

3847
03:05:15,560 --> 03:05:18,600
that she was interested and not 
get rejected or whatever. 

3848
03:05:18,920 --> 03:05:21,880
And she was pretty sure that he 
wasn't dating anyone. 

3849
03:05:21,880 --> 03:05:24,320
And also, if he was to date 
someone, Claire didn't. 

3850
03:05:24,400 --> 03:05:27,560
I really think that the emo girl
was his type, but she was like, 

3851
03:05:27,560 --> 03:05:31,920
oh, so you're dating him. 
And the emo girl is like, well, 

3852
03:05:31,920 --> 03:05:36,800
not yet, but he's mine. 
Don't question my authority on 

3853
03:05:36,800 --> 03:05:38,480
this matter. 
You will. 

3854
03:05:38,560 --> 03:05:41,800
You will suffer the consequences
if you want to steal my 

3855
03:05:41,800 --> 03:05:45,960
boyfriend away from me. 
And Claire's just like, what? 

3856
03:05:45,960 --> 03:05:50,680
What do you mean your boyfriend?
So you guys are dating or aren't

3857
03:05:50,680 --> 03:05:52,640
dating? 
She's like, well, not yet, but 

3858
03:05:52,640 --> 03:05:56,880
like super soon. 
Like it's totally happening. 

3859
03:05:57,160 --> 03:06:00,160
And The thing is, Claire, you're
just getting in the way of this.

3860
03:06:00,160 --> 03:06:02,440
You're getting in the way of 
what is meant to be. 

3861
03:06:02,760 --> 03:06:07,160
I was performing a spell last 
night and in my cauldron I got 

3862
03:06:07,160 --> 03:06:12,040
like the spirits told me that 
Ben and I are meant to be 

3863
03:06:12,160 --> 03:06:13,880
together. 
And if you want to get in the 

3864
03:06:13,880 --> 03:06:19,960
way of spirits and magic, well 
then by by all means, like go 

3865
03:06:19,960 --> 03:06:22,960
ahead and curse yourself. 
But I'm just letting you know 

3866
03:06:23,160 --> 03:06:26,960
that if you get in between Ben 
and I becoming boyfriend and 

3867
03:06:26,960 --> 03:06:30,640
girlfriend and soon to be 
husband and wife forever, then 

3868
03:06:30,640 --> 03:06:33,440
you will regret it. 
And the emo girl kind of like 

3869
03:06:33,440 --> 03:06:35,600
hunches over and like shuffles 
away. 

3870
03:06:36,000 --> 03:06:40,840
And Claire was just stunned, to 
say the least. 

3871
03:06:40,840 --> 03:06:43,040
She was kind of just at a loss 
for words at this point. 

3872
03:06:43,040 --> 03:06:46,000
Because it's not every day that,
you know, you're walking around 

3873
03:06:46,000 --> 03:06:49,000
and, you know, the e-mail girl 
in your class, if you have one, 

3874
03:06:49,160 --> 03:06:52,680
comes up to you and says that. 
Yeah, by the way, the gods of 

3875
03:06:53,040 --> 03:06:55,400
magic literally said that you 
know that guy that you're 

3876
03:06:55,400 --> 03:06:59,040
talking to, that he and I are 
meant to be together and that we

3877
03:06:59,040 --> 03:07:01,040
are actually boyfriend and 
girlfriend, even though we 

3878
03:07:01,040 --> 03:07:02,680
aren't. 
So stay away, bro. 

3879
03:07:02,840 --> 03:07:05,040
And then shuffle away. 
That's just not a, you know, a 

3880
03:07:05,040 --> 03:07:06,600
day-to-day occurrence. 
I don't know. 

3881
03:07:06,600 --> 03:07:08,200
But maybe it is. 
Maybe I'm wrong. 

3882
03:07:08,200 --> 03:07:10,240
I don't know. 
But sure enough, you know, 

3883
03:07:10,240 --> 03:07:13,520
Claire kind of was like, OK, 
well, I'm not going to be 

3884
03:07:13,520 --> 03:07:16,280
bullied out of talking to this 
guy that I like. 

3885
03:07:16,560 --> 03:07:18,560
Like I'm not going to be bullied
out of it, man. 

3886
03:07:18,560 --> 03:07:20,960
Like that's just not that's just
not going to happen, you know 

3887
03:07:20,960 --> 03:07:22,800
what I mean? 
And Claire is like, you know 

3888
03:07:22,800 --> 03:07:24,640
what? 
I think I'm just going to, you 

3889
03:07:24,640 --> 03:07:27,520
know, keep talking to this guy. 
I think I just say him. 

3890
03:07:27,680 --> 03:07:31,560
So the next day rolls around and
the only class that Claire has 

3891
03:07:31,560 --> 03:07:34,840
with Ben is the class that she 
has with the emo girl. 

3892
03:07:34,840 --> 03:07:37,280
So it's not like Claire could 
really talk to Ben a lot in 

3893
03:07:37,280 --> 03:07:39,840
other classes. 
However, Claire does talk to him

3894
03:07:39,840 --> 03:07:42,920
every kind of like lunch break. 
They get lunch together and the 

3895
03:07:42,920 --> 03:07:45,400
emo girl doesn't eat lunch in 
the lunchroom. 

3896
03:07:45,400 --> 03:07:47,920
So I don't think she knows or if
he does, she's not trying to see

3897
03:07:47,920 --> 03:07:49,640
that. 
Fair enough, I guess. 

3898
03:07:49,960 --> 03:07:52,680
But sure enough, you know 
Claire, you know, Ben comes over

3899
03:07:52,680 --> 03:07:55,880
to Claire because they kind of 
were talking every single day. 

3900
03:07:56,080 --> 03:07:58,400
I don't think that, I don't 
think the emo girl's ever spoken

3901
03:07:58,400 --> 03:08:01,040
to Ben before, but they're 
they're about to be boyfriend 

3902
03:08:01,040 --> 03:08:03,200
and girlfriend. 
Guys, stop hating. 

3903
03:08:04,000 --> 03:08:07,920
No, but so Ben comes over just 
like every other day and Claire 

3904
03:08:07,920 --> 03:08:10,640
was a little bit weird and Ben's
like, are you good? 

3905
03:08:10,640 --> 03:08:12,360
And she's like, yeah, yeah, 
actually, it's nothing. 

3906
03:08:12,360 --> 03:08:13,680
Sorry. 
I was just, I was just spacing 

3907
03:08:13,680 --> 03:08:16,960
out. 
In reality, Claire was like, OK,

3908
03:08:18,000 --> 03:08:22,400
this will be interesting because
she notices the emo girl is 

3909
03:08:22,400 --> 03:08:27,680
intensely, intensely staring at 
her right, just looking at her 

3910
03:08:27,680 --> 03:08:31,960
so angrily. 
And as Ben walks over and when 

3911
03:08:31,960 --> 03:08:36,960
Ben sits down, her brow furrows 
and her like she like lifts up 

3912
03:08:36,960 --> 03:08:40,280
her hand and like crunches it 
into a fist of rage like that 

3913
03:08:40,280 --> 03:08:44,320
Arthur me more so like his his 
first is all balled up like so. 

3914
03:08:44,520 --> 03:08:47,240
So Claire was distracted by 
that, obviously. 

3915
03:08:47,240 --> 03:08:50,320
And she was like, Oh, no, no, 
I'm, I'm just, I'm just spacing 

3916
03:08:50,320 --> 03:08:52,000
out. 
So Claire and Ben, you know, 

3917
03:08:52,000 --> 03:08:54,840
they continue to talk and, you 
know, they did, they flirt a lot

3918
03:08:54,840 --> 03:08:56,760
as always. 
You know, it kind of Claire's 

3919
03:08:56,760 --> 03:08:59,400
kind of getting a feeling that, 
you know, Ben's going to try and

3920
03:08:59,400 --> 03:09:02,240
make a move at some point kind 
of soon, just by kind of the 

3921
03:09:02,240 --> 03:09:04,840
natural progression over the 
last couple weeks. 

3922
03:09:05,120 --> 03:09:06,800
And, you know, Claire's all for 
that man. 

3923
03:09:06,800 --> 03:09:08,960
I mean, she was kind of like 
trying to put herself out there 

3924
03:09:08,960 --> 03:09:11,840
so the Ben would Ben would 
hopefully come around and, you 

3925
03:09:11,840 --> 03:09:15,520
know, ask her out or something. 
Sure enough, you know, the bell 

3926
03:09:15,520 --> 03:09:19,160
rings again and Claire is kind 
of like power walks out of 

3927
03:09:19,160 --> 03:09:20,840
there. 
She grabs her bag quickly. 

3928
03:09:20,840 --> 03:09:22,840
She's like aha, bad, I'll see 
you in the next one because Ben 

3929
03:09:22,840 --> 03:09:24,640
and her go to totally different 
directions. 

3930
03:09:24,840 --> 03:09:26,600
So it's not like she can walk 
with Ben. 

3931
03:09:26,800 --> 03:09:28,920
And so Claire is like power 
walking out of there because 

3932
03:09:28,920 --> 03:09:31,840
she's like, all right, emo girl 
is coming for me, man. 

3933
03:09:31,840 --> 03:09:35,240
Like I I because Claire wasn't 
looking at the emo girl, but she

3934
03:09:35,240 --> 03:09:38,080
could just feel it like she had 
kind of like the raid boss music

3935
03:09:38,080 --> 03:09:39,640
going on. 
She's like, oh man, I got to get

3936
03:09:39,640 --> 03:09:41,880
out of here, dude. 
Final boss encroaching, 

3937
03:09:41,920 --> 03:09:44,920
encroaching, man, like I, I got 
to get out of here. 

3938
03:09:44,960 --> 03:09:48,040
So she grabs her backpack 
quickly, like puts it on her 

3939
03:09:48,040 --> 03:09:50,840
shoulder and starts to like 
Sprint out, not Sprint out of 

3940
03:09:50,840 --> 03:09:52,760
the classroom, man. 
Her teacher would have been 

3941
03:09:52,760 --> 03:09:55,400
like, stop running, stop it, 
stop. 

3942
03:09:55,520 --> 03:09:58,880
But sure enough, right now, the 
emo girl was just as fast and 

3943
03:09:58,880 --> 03:10:02,080
just as intent to be talking to 
Claire. 

3944
03:10:02,280 --> 03:10:06,000
And she comes up to Claire. 
She's like, you didn't heed my 

3945
03:10:06,000 --> 03:10:09,200
warning, You didn't listen to 
me. 

3946
03:10:09,440 --> 03:10:13,680
And Claire goes, dude, I don't 
know you, but it doesn't seem 

3947
03:10:13,680 --> 03:10:17,480
like you and Ben ever talk. 
I don't think you're going to be

3948
03:10:17,480 --> 03:10:20,880
boyfriend and girlfriend. 
You threatening me with your 

3949
03:10:20,880 --> 03:10:24,240
magic powers or whatever is not 
going to make me stop talking to

3950
03:10:24,240 --> 03:10:25,120
this guy. 
Dude. 

3951
03:10:25,120 --> 03:10:28,440
Like can you go away? 
And the e-mail girl is like, 

3952
03:10:29,040 --> 03:10:34,440
fine, but just know that I will 
give you one last warning. 

3953
03:10:34,720 --> 03:10:37,840
And Claire's like, oh boy, kind 
of rolls her eyes or whatever. 

3954
03:10:38,040 --> 03:10:41,880
And the e-mail girls, like, if I
see you talking with him again, 

3955
03:10:42,120 --> 03:10:45,960
it is on site. 
And Claire's like, bro, what? 

3956
03:10:47,200 --> 03:10:51,840
What and the emo? 
Girls are like. 

3957
03:10:51,960 --> 03:10:56,400
Stop laughing at me. 
It's not funny, it's serious. 

3958
03:10:56,640 --> 03:10:57,600
I. 
Will give you. 

3959
03:10:57,600 --> 03:11:03,120
One last chance, and this is 
your final opportunity to cease 

3960
03:11:03,200 --> 03:11:07,240
your terrible behavior. 
Or you, yes, you, Claire will 

3961
03:11:07,240 --> 03:11:12,480
suffer the consequences. 
And Claire's just like, oh, my 

3962
03:11:12,480 --> 03:11:13,400
God, you. 
You can't. 

3963
03:11:13,400 --> 03:11:15,880
You got to be kidding me, dude. 
Like, there's there's no chance.

3964
03:11:15,880 --> 03:11:19,240
So she's like, OK, thanks for 
talking to me. 

3965
03:11:20,520 --> 03:11:23,280
Is that all? 
And the emo girls, like yes, one

3966
03:11:23,280 --> 03:11:27,720
last chance, don't forget it, 
Don't you forget it, One last 

3967
03:11:27,720 --> 03:11:30,720
chance. 
And once again, emo girl 

3968
03:11:30,720 --> 03:11:34,400
scuffles off little spoiler, 
Claire does not listen to the 

3969
03:11:34,400 --> 03:11:36,720
e-mail girl in the next day in 
class. 

3970
03:11:37,000 --> 03:11:39,240
The e-mail girl does something 
completely crazy. 

3971
03:11:39,240 --> 03:11:42,280
But real quick comment emo down 
below if you want to harden your

3972
03:11:42,280 --> 03:11:44,400
comment as that is the secret 
word of the day. 

3973
03:11:44,640 --> 03:11:46,720
And I will try to heart your 
comment to say thank you. 

3974
03:11:47,000 --> 03:11:50,120
And also if you want to support 
the channel, binge watch videos 

3975
03:11:50,120 --> 03:11:53,400
or just watch a bunch of videos 
after this one or in your free 

3976
03:11:53,400 --> 03:11:56,520
time when you're drawing about 
to go to bed playing video 

3977
03:11:56,520 --> 03:11:58,480
games, go watch one of the 
playlist. 

3978
03:11:58,480 --> 03:12:00,480
I got emo kid playlist spoil kid
playlist. 

3979
03:12:00,480 --> 03:12:03,480
And if you do comment down below
so I can personally say thank 

3980
03:12:03,480 --> 03:12:07,200
you as it really does help. 
And also profile pic army 

3981
03:12:07,200 --> 03:12:09,600
looking strong. 
So you thought that that was it 

3982
03:12:09,600 --> 03:12:12,360
for the craziness from this emo 
girl that going up and 

3983
03:12:12,360 --> 03:12:16,040
threatening that the evil gods 
of spells and magic and wizardry

3984
03:12:16,280 --> 03:12:19,200
Wilks, she will suffer the 
consequences. 

3985
03:12:19,360 --> 03:12:22,120
You thought that that was bad 
and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 

3986
03:12:22,120 --> 03:12:24,760
no pause, bro. 
You're not even close to what's 

3987
03:12:24,760 --> 03:12:28,160
about to happen because the next
day it rolls around. 

3988
03:12:28,160 --> 03:12:30,640
OK, I keep saying that like 
that's something crazy. 

3989
03:12:30,640 --> 03:12:33,720
Oh no, the next day happened. 
Time is linear, raw. 

3990
03:12:34,000 --> 03:12:36,280
But anyways, right, next day 
rolls around. 

3991
03:12:36,640 --> 03:12:40,920
Claire goes into class and she 
makes sure that she's talking to

3992
03:12:40,920 --> 03:12:45,320
Ben and she makes sure that the 
emo kid it or the emo girl 

3993
03:12:45,320 --> 03:12:47,640
specifically is seeing this. 
And Claire is kind of like a 

3994
03:12:47,640 --> 03:12:49,680
little bit upset because she's 
like, you know what? 

3995
03:12:49,880 --> 03:12:53,400
This girl is bossing me around. 
I'm not standing for it. 

3996
03:12:53,680 --> 03:12:56,000
So Claire decides that, you 
know, she's just going to make a

3997
03:12:56,000 --> 03:12:57,880
move, like she's going to make a
move. 

3998
03:12:58,520 --> 03:13:02,560
So anyways, Claire is talking 
with Ben and you know, she sees 

3999
03:13:02,560 --> 03:13:06,320
that the emo girl is at an angle
where she can see both of them 

4000
03:13:06,320 --> 03:13:09,680
pretty clearly. 
And so Claire looks at the emo 

4001
03:13:09,680 --> 03:13:11,520
kid in the e-mail girl in the 
eyes. 

4002
03:13:11,800 --> 03:13:13,760
This is a little mean, I'm not 
going to lie. 

4003
03:13:13,760 --> 03:13:16,920
However, it is kind of justified
since the emo girl was like 

4004
03:13:17,200 --> 03:13:21,960
threatening to pull up or square
up or like it's on site if you 

4005
03:13:21,960 --> 03:13:24,560
talk to him or talking crazy or 
whatever. 

4006
03:13:24,680 --> 03:13:26,200
So this is a little bit 
justified. 

4007
03:13:26,200 --> 03:13:30,120
Not saying it's not mean, but 
you know, so Claire's kind of 

4008
03:13:30,120 --> 03:13:33,560
like, oh, Ben, like tell me 
about you or whatever. 

4009
03:13:33,800 --> 03:13:39,000
And what Claire does is she puts
her hand on like a Ben's leg or 

4010
03:13:39,000 --> 03:13:42,200
whatever, kind of like as an 
indication of like, I like you 

4011
03:13:42,640 --> 03:13:46,120
don't go ahead and do this. 
I especially like you got to ask

4012
03:13:46,120 --> 03:13:48,040
people first. 
Like you can't go around just 

4013
03:13:48,040 --> 03:13:50,840
putting your hands on people, 
bro, as the Conor pugs 

4014
03:13:50,840 --> 03:13:52,560
endorsement, don't don't do 
this. 

4015
03:13:52,720 --> 03:13:55,560
But anyways, like, I mean, she 
was, she already talked it like 

4016
03:13:55,880 --> 03:13:59,960
she either way she does it and 
Ben deprecates very nicely back.

4017
03:13:59,960 --> 03:14:04,160
And Ben kind of like puts his 
hand on her chair, right? 

4018
03:14:04,160 --> 03:14:06,440
You know, when you're like in 
the movie, the classic movie 

4019
03:14:06,440 --> 03:14:10,120
theater scene where it's like 
you reach your hand behind them 

4020
03:14:10,320 --> 03:14:13,520
to like, I don't know, you know 
what I'm talking about. 

4021
03:14:13,800 --> 03:14:18,040
And this the emo girl 
legitimately snaps, dude. 

4022
03:14:18,120 --> 03:14:20,520
She freaking snaps. 
And you're in that you're you're

4023
03:14:20,520 --> 03:14:24,160
probably thinking she's going to
go up and put a spell on them or

4024
03:14:24,280 --> 03:14:27,320
she's going to like go RAW and 
like Sprint to the bathroom to 

4025
03:14:27,320 --> 03:14:30,400
have explosive diarrhea. 
No, none of those things are 

4026
03:14:30,400 --> 03:14:32,240
true. 
You know what this girl does? 

4027
03:14:32,240 --> 03:14:36,600
When she said it's on site, she 
meant it because Claire one 

4028
03:14:36,600 --> 03:14:40,280
moment was like kind of relaxing
in the company of her soon to be

4029
03:14:40,280 --> 03:14:43,160
boyfriend. 
Spoiler Ben in the next moment 

4030
03:14:43,320 --> 03:14:45,840
she was on the ground. 
Do you know why? 

4031
03:14:46,080 --> 03:14:49,240
Because the emo girl freaking 
tackled her dude. 

4032
03:14:49,400 --> 03:14:53,360
The emo girl was got so angry at
the sight of them. 

4033
03:14:53,360 --> 03:14:56,720
Like basically they weren't 
holding hands, but they were 

4034
03:14:56,720 --> 03:15:00,280
like same level of like romantic
intimacy as holding hands. 

4035
03:15:00,640 --> 03:15:04,360
She was so mad at that site that
the emo girl legitimately got up

4036
03:15:04,360 --> 03:15:08,680
out of her seat, buckled her 
head down, sprinted like AD one 

4037
03:15:08,680 --> 03:15:12,800
quarterback and knocked Claire 
out of like tackled Claire 

4038
03:15:12,800 --> 03:15:14,920
basically. 
And it was like and started 

4039
03:15:15,000 --> 03:15:16,520
hissing. 
So right now, Claire's on the 

4040
03:15:16,520 --> 03:15:19,360
ground, the emo girl is on top 
of her. 

4041
03:15:19,560 --> 03:15:21,360
Ben is sitting there in complete
shock. 

4042
03:15:21,360 --> 03:15:25,000
Like what, what, what? 
And everyone in the class turns 

4043
03:15:25,000 --> 03:15:28,960
around, including the teacher 
because they were supposed to be

4044
03:15:28,960 --> 03:15:30,720
like reading a book or something
in pairs. 

4045
03:15:30,840 --> 03:15:32,920
They weren't. 
None of this nonsense was 

4046
03:15:32,920 --> 03:15:35,480
supposed to be going down. 
So the teacher is just like, 

4047
03:15:35,480 --> 03:15:38,880
what's going on over here. 
And the emo girl is like, is 

4048
03:15:38,880 --> 03:15:42,600
like hissing the entire times. 
I, I told you it was on site. 

4049
03:15:42,680 --> 03:15:46,800
Stay away from my boyfriend. 
And Ben is just so confused. 

4050
03:15:47,080 --> 03:15:49,680
And Claire's like covering her 
face because the emo girl is 

4051
03:15:49,680 --> 03:15:53,000
like very faintly, but still 
trying to like clutter. 

4052
03:15:53,000 --> 03:15:55,000
It's like don't, don't, don't, 
don't, don't like what they're 

4053
03:15:55,000 --> 03:15:56,480
big. 
Like, you know, kind of like in 

4054
03:15:56,480 --> 03:16:00,800
Pokémon like Meow, Meowth, or I 
forgot the cat Pokémon that like

4055
03:16:00,800 --> 03:16:03,800
Team Rocket has, you know how 
that like it has scratch attack 

4056
03:16:03,800 --> 03:16:06,800
that does like -1 damage that 
was kind of the equivalent of 

4057
03:16:06,800 --> 03:16:09,440
what like this is the emo girl 
was doing to Claire. 

4058
03:16:09,440 --> 03:16:11,840
So no damage was done. 
But it was very strange. 

4059
03:16:12,160 --> 03:16:15,440
And sure enough, you know, 
Claire at the next moment feels 

4060
03:16:15,440 --> 03:16:18,840
the sensation of the emo girl 
leaving her body, like being 

4061
03:16:18,840 --> 03:16:21,400
picked up. 
So she opens her eyes and she 

4062
03:16:21,400 --> 03:16:25,160
sees the emo girl is literally 
dragged being dragged away by 

4063
03:16:25,160 --> 03:16:28,080
the teacher and dragged out of 
the classroom. 

4064
03:16:28,400 --> 03:16:33,280
And Claire gets up and Ben looks
at her with this just this look 

4065
03:16:33,280 --> 03:16:34,560
of. 
Huh. 

4066
03:16:36,040 --> 03:16:41,000
And at this point, Claire's 
like, Ben, I got some explaining

4067
03:16:41,000 --> 03:16:43,720
to you. 
I got some explaining to do, and

4068
03:16:43,720 --> 03:16:46,440
Claire explains everything that 
I just told you. 

4069
03:16:46,440 --> 03:16:47,960
Click on the video on screen 
right now. 

4070
03:16:47,960 --> 03:16:49,600
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

4071
03:16:49,600 --> 03:16:52,440
Do it Today. 
I got a story, probably one of 

4072
03:16:52,440 --> 03:16:55,120
the craziest emo kids of all 
time, and I've told a lot of 

4073
03:16:55,120 --> 03:16:57,840
crazy stories. 
So strap in, subscribe if you 

4074
03:16:57,840 --> 03:17:01,160
like stories, and let's call 
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4075
03:17:01,160 --> 03:17:01,760
her Luna.