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How's it going everyone? 
Today we have a story time of an

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iPad kid who refuses to shower. 
This might be the stinkiest kid 

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of all time and you're just 
prepare yourself for the levels 

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of cringe. 
This is next level crazy. 

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But leave a like on the video 
right now to claim your to claim

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your free nothing. 
Subscribe to the channel if 

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you're new and like stories. 
And with that all being said, 

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guys, let's just jump right into
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So we're going to call the 
subscriber who submitted the 

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story, Andrew. 
So this all happened one day in 

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class, Andrew sitting in class 
and he's sitting with this kid 

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who we're going to call Ben 
because we always call the kid 

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Ben. 
We always do. 

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It's a thing on the channel if 
you haven't picked it up yet. 

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Anyways, Ben is what 1 might 
call an iPad kid. 

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So I want to make it super clear
I loved my iPad growing up and I

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was not an iPad kid. 
I got outside, I liked science, 

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I like playing with my friends, 
I like doing things. 

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When I say iPad kid, it doesn't 
mean that you're on an iPad. 

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In fact, you could literally be 
an iPad kid without even owning 

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an iPad. 
When I say iPad kid, I mean it's

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the type of kid who sits there 
all day scrolling on brain rod 

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watching YouTube shorts 24/7 
man. 

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That means type of kid who's 
just literally sitting there and

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just absorbing large quantities 
of slop every single day. 

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And because of that, they come 
up with some pretty wacko ideas 

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such as the one in this story 
who I'm not even going to spoil 

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it. 
So we're just going to get down 

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anyways. 
So they sit down one day and 

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they come back from break. 
So, you know, Andrew's coming 

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back from winter break. 
He's a little bummed, of course,

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right, 'cause he's like, shoot, 
now I gotta actually do work and

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I gotta do things, which is oh, 
so fun, right? 

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And he sits down and they kind 
of have these. 

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They have these like kind of, so
instead of rows of individual 

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desks in this classroom, they 
have these kind of table blocks.

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So it's like little tables and 
there's four people per table 

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and there's like six of those 
tables. 

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I don't know, I've been in 
classrooms that have been like 

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that before. 
I've been in classrooms with 

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rows of seats. 
I've been in classrooms with 

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like circular desks. 
I mean, that was more like a 

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college thing. 
But anyways, so there's one seat

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left and Ben, who's in his class
is super late. 

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Anyways, Ben gets in and or you 
know, class starts a couple of 

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minutes late. 
Ben opens the door. 

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He's like, oh so sorry, like so 
sorry teacher, like, blah, blah,

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that kind of stuff. 
And teacher's like fine, just go

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sit down. 
So Ben is not looking so hot. 

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Ben has like, I'm just going to 
describe this kid. 

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So basically this kid, Ben has a
creeper shirt on, which by the 

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way, I love Minecraft, 
Minecraft's fire. 

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Nothing wrong with a creeper 
hoodie. 

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Not a shirt. 
It's already a hoodie, but the 

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creeper hoodie is like these 
massive sticky stains all over 

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it. 
Like this hoodie is unironically

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crusty bro. 
Like this. 

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Like buddy's coming in with a 
crusty hoodie and his hair is 

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like the definition of crazy 
grease. 

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And I look, there's something 
where it's like if you wash your

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hair everyday for certain hair 
types, that's actually bad for 

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it. 
So I'm not saying like there's a

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little bit of natural oil in his
hair. 

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In fact, like even a little bit 
too much natural oil. 

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Hey, man, I'm going to let it 
slide. 

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Who? 
It's fine, but Buddy could have,

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if Buddy was set on fire, if if 
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Buddy's head, boom, the whole 
place would have exploded with 

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the amount of oil. 
Bro, he would have been. 

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He would have been able to 
supply the local McDonald's for 

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a year for their deep fat fryers
for their French fries, man. 

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He would have enough oil grease 
to supply them for quite a 

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while. 
So he comes walking over and 

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then, you know, not trying to 
judge a book by its cover, but 

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maybe you can judge a candle by 
its smell because, you know, 

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Andrew's sitting there, 
whatever. 

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And then Ben sits down and it's 
almost like there's like a lag 

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effect. 
There's like a lag effect of 

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like the stink wave that comes 
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So he sits down and then boom, 
it's like a brick hits Andrew in

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the face. 
Because this wave of just 

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undeniably terrible odor just 
comes powering through, smashes 

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into Andrew's face. 
He's he has to, he, he flinches,

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he recoils a little bit. 
He's like, Oh my God, like this 

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is actually next level terrible.
You know, here's the thing, like

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sometimes, you know, you go to 
the gym and you don't have a 

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change of clothes. 
You have to go to something. 

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And it's a little tough, It's a 
little bit embarrassing. 

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But like at the end of the day, 
it's like, you know, you got you

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got to do what you got to do. 
It's fine. 

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But this is like next level. 
Like buddy might have had a 

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dying animal under his shirt, 
right? 

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A decomposing dying animal under
his shirt. 

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By the way, to this mouth, 
someone might have poured milk 

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into his socks and shoes like a 
month ago and he just put them 

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in and put his feet in and 
didn't notice and walk in. 

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Like, that's the level of just, 
things are not going well 

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ANYWAYS. 
So. 

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So Andrew just is like sitting 
there and he has to like, pull 

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up his shirt over his nose to 
like, breathe into his shirt 

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'cause it's so bad. 
And like, the other two kids at 

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the table are just like, they 
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They're like, Oh my God. 
Like it is genuinely terrible. 

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Anyways, the T-shirt's going on 
about something and that's where

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Ben leans over. 
So at this point, Andrew's like,

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no, no, no, no, no. 
And he's like, he's like Andrew,

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Andrew, Andrew. 
Andrew's like, yes. 

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He's like, dude, I get to tell 
you about the craziest thing I 

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learned on YouTube Shorts a 
couple of weeks ago. 

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He's like, uh huh. 
And at this point, Andrew's kind

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of like, oh, God, like, what 
now? 

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Like, what is this? 
What crazy conspiracy theories 

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this kid about to peddle to me? 
Like, what nonsense? 

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What did he see, bro? 
He's like, dude, I don't know if

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you've noticed, but all the 
ladies in this class, dude, 

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they're so into me right now. 
And this completely took Andrew 

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off guard because one the the 
ladies were clearly not 

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interested. 
Guys, if I I got to give a 

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little recommendation if you're 
trying to impress the ladies 

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man, maybe one thing I wouldn't 
start with is a weird stain 

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crusty Minecraft hoodie with 
infinite stains, infinite crust 

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that is looks like it's never 
been washed ever and you had it 

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for 25,000 years. 
Maybe don't start with that. 

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Maybe also take a shower once a 
month. 

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Maybe if we got it because it's 
looking like you're not 

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showering at all bro. 
So let's at least take a shower.

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Maybe, maybe maybe I'm crazy to 
tell you to do that, but maybe 

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you should. 
In addition, maybe a little 

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Cologne could work here, But 
what the iPad kids about to tell

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you next completely makes this 
all make sense. 

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Not make sense in a oh, you're 
right, but in a oh, I see why 

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you're so wrong type situation. 
So Andrew's looking at this band

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like, dude, are you nuts? 
Like, I don't think the girls 

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like you, bro. 
Like, I, I like, I'm not, I'm 

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not gonna like, I don't know, 
burst your bubble and destroy 

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your confidence for absolutely 
no reason. 

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But to say the least, Ben might 
not be optimizing himself to be 

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best for the ladies, or so we 
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So Ben is like, he's still 
leaning over. 

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He's like, dude, I found out 
about this crazy thing. 

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It's awesome. 
It's so I've been looks maxing 

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recently. 
Immediately Andrew's like, oh, 

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brother, yeah. 
So there's this whole thing on 

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the Internet right now. 
It's called Looks Maxing, where 

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it's like you do all these 
things to make yourself more 

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attractive or something like 
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And some of it's pretty good, 
like, you know, physical 

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exercise, eating right, having 
like very basic things. 

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So here's the thing, like 
generally the healthier you are,

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the better looking you are 
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I'm not saying that someone's, 
there's a lot of like quote UN 

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quote, typically attractive 
people that are like super 

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unhealthy because they're like 
way too skinny or something or 

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yeah, so like I'm not saying 
that's a correlation that's 

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super tight. 
But what I'm saying is like, if 

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you get better sleep, you go 
exercise and you eat cleaner, 

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you are going to look better 
than if you didn't do those 

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things on a relative scale. 
That's true generally, right? 

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But there's also all this other 
stuff of like, if you hit your 

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face with a hammer, you're going
to become handsome. 

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Squidward giga chat. 
I'm like, I'm like, guys, I 

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don't know if that makes a lot 
of sense to me. 

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I'm just being straight. 
I'm not sure if that makes a lot

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of sense, but basically this 
kid, this iPad kid, Ben must 

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have gone down some crazy rabbit
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And instead of being like, oh, I
guess I'm going to go to the gym

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or I'm going to dress better or 
I'm going to wear Cologne or I'm

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going to do this or I'm going 
to. 

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There's a long list of things 
that you can do that are super 

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reasonable that will make you 
more attractive than you are 

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now. 
Your your chances will just 

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simply be better. 
And also, I'm going to be 

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honest, like a lot of a lot of 
times, if you're doing that, 

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probably what you need is you 
just need more confidence. 

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I'm going to be honest, if 
you're spending a little bit too

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much time trying to optimize 
every NTH degree of your 

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appearance and every quarter of 
everything you're doing, you're 

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probably getting diminishing 
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Where the truth is you just need
to go out and socialize, get 

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told no a bunch of times, get 
rejected a bunch of times and 

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just take that in the face, take
that in the chin. 

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And then you're going to be 
like, hey, man, you know, if I 

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get rejected from a day to or 
something, it's actually not 

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that bad. 
Like I survive. 

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And that's the confidence you 
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So if you actually want advice 
from me, you know, just go out 

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there and get rejected a bunch. 
And then you'll build up the 

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confidence, be like, hey, it's 
not that deep. 

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And then that will actually be 
the best. 

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The most attractive thing about 
you is your confidence, right? 

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It pulls everything together. 
If you stand up straight and you

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really don't care what they say,
then they will say yes more 

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often than not. 
But instead, this kid, Ben 

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starts explaining how he found, 
he went down this rabbit hole 

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and he found this thing called 
pheromone maxing, where 

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basically he's decided that back
in the day, Cavemen didn't have 

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access to showers. 
Genius, right? 

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Cavemen didn't have access to 
showers. 

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And since these Cavemen didn't 
have access to showers, you 

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know, they were more primal and 
that ladies didn't realize this,

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but they would be secretly super
attracted to anyone who is 

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pheromone maxing like Ben. 
So Ben is explaining this to 

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Andrew and interest is looking 
at him. 

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Like, dude, you might be you 
might be the biggest idiot of 

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all time. 
Like, are you seriously saying 

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that, you know, the girls in 
this cloud, like are going to be

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super into you because you don't
take like, is that your logic? 

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Oh, I'm going to. 
I'm going to, you know, I'm just

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not gonna shower, man. 
They're gonna love me. 

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So yeah, this kid genuinely 
believes just because he doesn't

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take a freaking shower, dude, 
then all the girls are gonna be 

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in love with him. 
So Andrew looks at Ben and he's 

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like, OK. 
And he's like yes and by the 

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way, I know this is true because
when I walked by Sarah, Ava, 

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Lily and Emily today into class,
they all turned and looked at me

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and they all had a reaction. 
I am attention maxing and 

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pheromone maxing and it is proof
that it works. 

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OK let's be honest. 
In reality he probably walked by

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them and the tidal wave of just 
putrid rancid decaying germs 

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infestation just went by them. 
They're like Oh my God, is there

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like a dead cow in the vent? 
Is is there just like a stink 

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bomb someone let like dropped 
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It is like is did a bug crawl 
into my nose, explode and 

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decompose and I didn't realize, 
like, what is going on? 

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Yeah. 
So they all yeah, they all did 

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pay attention to Ben. 
Don't get me wrong. 

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Like Ben got a ton of attention 
from these girls. 

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But let's be honest, the 
attention was, oh, my God, that 

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guy smells so bad. 
Which I don't know if you guys 

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need to be geniuses or you guys 
need to be absolute 10 out of 

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10. 
You understand how to talk to 

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the ladies. 
Like, you could sell a course on

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it level to understand that, you
know, if girls are paying 

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attention to you because you 
smell terrible and that's the 

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only reason why you're getting 
attention, you might want to, 

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you might want to go back to the
drawing board on that one, 

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buddy. 
You might want to go back and 

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figure this one out. 
Yeah. 

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So sure enough, right, Ben is 
super confident. 

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And he goes on to tell Andrew 
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to ask out Ava. 
So Ava's the girl and we're 

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introducing a new character. 
Ava's a girl in their class 

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who's like the. 
You're very standard 

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stereotypical like pretty 
popular mean, right, that 

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combination, right. 
I mean, you see that all the 

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time in in middle school, high 
school, even in college, right 

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And I'm sorry, sorry guys, I 
have to break it to you. 

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That kind of archetype still 
exists beyond high school. 

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It's not as powerful as it was 
in high school right. 

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But you guys have ever seen the 
mean the movie Mean Girls? 

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Actually, I actually think it's 
not too bad of a movie myself, 

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but I mean that that movie 
actually does represent fairly 

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well. 
Obviously Mean Girls is is 

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comedic and it's an 
exaggeration, but it actually 

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does a fairly good job of 
representing it. 

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O they had a very similar 
situation. 

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There was this girl in her 
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Her name was Ava. 
And she was like, her parents 

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were like, you know, they're the
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So they had the big fancy house.
And Ava's always been like super

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mean and everything. 
But a bunch of girls are like, 

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Oh my God, she's super mean and 
her parents are super rich. 

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That must mean that she's 
awesome. 

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And because I am don't do 
anything else in my life besides

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being a social climber, I need 
to hang out with her. 

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Yeah. 
So it was one of those 

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situations. 
And when Andrew heard that Ben 

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was going to ask Ava out at 
lunch in front of everyone, he 

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already knew this was about to 
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was not known for being maybe 
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like, hey, Ben, can we talk 
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This girl is not going to hold 
back and it's about to be bad. 

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Yeah. 
So let's just say that's not 

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going to be the greatest idea of
all time anyways. 

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So you know, Andrew's told this 
and Ben just kind of looks at 

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him and he's like smiles. 
And he's like, what are you 

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jealous, buddy? 
And he's like, dude, Can you 

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imagine that this kid tells you 
something so incredibly 

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delusional and just insane. 
And then he looks at you and 

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he's just smiling. 
He's like, what Are you jealous?

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What do you mean? 
Am I I jealous? 

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I'm just taking a second to 
process the crazy beyond crazy 

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thing you just told me, bro. 
I need a moment to take it all 

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in because it is too nuts. 
It is too crazy. 

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But Andrew's like, honestly, 
he's like, yeah, man, I know 

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you're going to get her. 
So good luck, man. 

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You know, it's let the best man 
win, which Andrew when he 

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submitted this story to me, 
which by the way, you want to 

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submit a story to me, go to 
Instagram. 

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Look up Connor Pugs, the guy 
with 1.2 mil who has my face 

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because that's me. 
Message me your story. 

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He basically said yeah. 
Was this kind of a little bit of

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a not the nicest thing because 
he's knowingly leading Ben into 

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his demise? 
Sure. 

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But also this kid was being 
super pretentious and like 

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Andrew doesn't owe him anything.
So I don't know if it's the 

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nicest thing to do, but I also 
think it's totally fine. 

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Anyways, you hear the lunch bell
rang because it was lunch. 

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Immediately after that class, 
Andrew gets up, walking to lunch

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and his friend, his friend Will,
who's down the hall, has another

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class. 
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lunch, and Andrew waits for a 
second and Will gets out of 

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class and they start walking 
there. 

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Andrew basically feels in Will 
about everything that just 

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transpired. 
And Will's like, dude, like, 

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that's crazy. 
Like we have to see this. 

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So immediately they go in and 
they it's a big lunch date. 

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It's big lunch room, big 
cafeteria. 

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They're like getting in line. 
Once they get their food, they 

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kind of scope out where Ava and 
like the popular girl group's 

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going to be. 
They're not going to like sit at

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her table or anything. 
So you probably look at them 

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like, Oh my God, what are you 
nerds doing here or whatever, 

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right? 
Because if you weren't the 

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quarterback on the football 
team, then you were there for a 

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nerd. 
It was either or you're either 

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the star quarterback or you're a
nerd in Avas world, very much 

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either or. 
No one between 1:00 or the 

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other. 
Anyways, sure enough, right, 

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they scope out of table and they
get one right behind Avas table.

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So they're able they both, it's 
a little weird cuz it's just the

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two of them out this table and 
they're both at first they are 

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kind of bickering over who is 
gonna be sitting on the side 

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facing Avas table. 
And they eventually said screw 

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it, like whatever, we're both 
gonna be sitting on one side. 

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So super weird cuz when you sit 
down with your friends, it'll 

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you know, a lunch table or 
something. 

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One person sits on one side, the
other person sits on the other 

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side obviously, but they're both
sitting on the same side, which 

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is super weird. 
But no one really clocks it or 

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flags it or anything like that. 
And it was, it might have been a

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little strange at the moment, 
but it was not as bad as what's 

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about to come. 
Yeah. 

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So sure enough, they're sitting 
there. 

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It's Andrew. 
It's his friend Will. 

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They're watching. 
And you can just see Ava's 

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actually facing them, which is 
perfect because they get a front

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row view into her reaction. 
Sure, this is a little mean to 

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them to do, but also, dude, I'm 
not going to lie, if I don't 

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want, if I had to come back from
winter break, I'm already kind 

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of bummed about having to do 
that. 

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And I get a little bit of 
entertainment from this kid 

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who's kind of being a jerk to me
in class and is going to learn 

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his lesson. 
It's not like something bad's 

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going to happen. 
But anyways, they see him, they 

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see Ben walking in and Ben is 
like strutting in, but he 

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actually has a good posture. 
Like he's doing a little bit of 

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what I said in the beginning 
when I said, guys, if you really

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want to be attractive like and 
attract other people, all you 

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got to be a lot of his 
confidence. 

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I know some of you guys will be 
like that's cope if you're ugly,

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bro, all relative. 
But one of the biggest things 

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you can, one of the biggest 
things you can do to improve 

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your chances. 
I'm not saying if you're a tool,

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you're going to become a tan. 
I'm not saying that. 

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I'm saying relative to you, 
you're going to absolutely 

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improve your chances. 
If you're just more of a 

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confident, not cocky, not 
arrogant, not a jerk, but just 

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like it's one of the lessons of 
negotiations. 

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Because if you guys don't know, 
one of the main things I do and 

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why I've been gone from YouTube 
for so long, it's because I run 

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a business and a lot of what I'm
involved in is the deal side. 

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And one lesson negotiations is 
that if you truly can walk away 

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from the deal and be fine, like,
hey, doesn't have to happen. 

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If it's not on my terms, you 
will always have the upper hand.

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It's the same thing here. 
If you go up to something, 

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you're like, hey, you know, I'll
let me go on a date with you. 

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But you know, if you say it in a
way or it's like, I don't care, 

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if it doesn't happen, you will 
be significantly more likely to 

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do it. 
So Ben was almost, he was doing 

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that right. 
But the problem is you can't do 

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one thing right and then also 
smell like a rodent crawled up 

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your butt and died. 
You can't do those two things at

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the same time. 
Guys. 

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Like, come on now. 
So he's strutting in. 

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He's strutting. 
And he's like, uh huh. 

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Yeah, this is me. 
I'm Ben. 

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Yeah, I know. 
You see me. 

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I see you. 
Yeah. 

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And he goes up and he's like, 
puts his like, he's very like 

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cocky, like, puts his hand on 
the table. 

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And you can just see because Ava
like didn't, didn't even 

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register that this kid exists. 
Because also remember the smell 

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is like floating behind him. 
So it took a second puts his 

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hand on the table and she looks 
up at him with this is pure look

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of disgust. 
Ava's not the the hero in the 

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story either. 
Guys, come on now. 

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But I'm just telling it how it 
happened. 

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And he's like, so ladies. 
And then all of a sudden in 

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unison, they all like pull up 
their shirts. 

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They're like, Oh my God, Oh my 
God, what is that smell? 

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He's like, oh, you noticed I've 
been a pheromone maxing lately. 

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You like. 
And Ava just looks at him with 

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this like the biggest look of 
disgust and just hatred, bro. 

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Like it's crazy. 
I mean, she probably should have

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been. 
You should always be nice to 

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someone else. 
You know, they might be going 

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through something. 
You never know that someone's 

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always treat people with 
kindness and respect. 

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Even when people come to you and
they're not super respectful. 

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If you can just like be the 
bigger man, sometimes there's 

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situations where you got to hit 
back with disrespect. 

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I totally agree. 
But 9 * 99 out of 100 times, 

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you're the bigger person. 
You look cool and you win that 

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You win in most situations. 
So that's my recommendation. 

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But I'm just going to tell you 
what happened. 

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And Ava looks up at him and 
she's about to absolutely 

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destroy this kid with the next 
words that come out of her 

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mouth. 
And it's crazy. 

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Real quick. 
If you made it as far into the 

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video, I want you to comment 
floor down below. 

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Yes, FLOOR. 
I'm looking at my floor right 

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now. 
That'll be the secret word of 

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the day. 
So that'll be the secret word of

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the day. 
Comment that down below. 

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If you made it this far. 
I love seeing the names and the 

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faces of people who made it as 
far into the video because the 

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best way to support the channel 
is simply by watching the video 

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throughout basically the entire 
video. 

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I know it's not over yet. 
And there's a crazy, she's about

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to own this kid. 
It's insane, but I just want to 

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say thank you to everyone who's 
been supporting the channel 

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recently. 
Prime Connor Pugs is coming back

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in 2026. 
I had to take a little bit of a 

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little bit of time off for 
various reasons, but we're back.

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We're the 2022-2023. 
I love seeing all the faces. 

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The new faces welcome. 
I'm so excited and it's also 

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exciting to see all the people 
who watched me a couple years 

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ago. 
If you want to support me 

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getting back into the algorithm.
The second best thing you can do

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besides watching this video if 
you're on Apple music, YouTube, 

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Spotify is just go and watch 
another one of my videos after 

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this absolutely helps me out. 
Thank you guys so much once 

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again, bottom my heart so 
excited to be back. 

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And with that being said, Ava 
looks at this kid with this just

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look of disgust and she's like 
like you smell terrible and 

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she's like holding her nose. 
He's like, you know, a little 

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bit of banter back and forth, 
all the looks, Max or told me 

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this would happen, you know, and
you know, girls always say stuff

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like that when they really mean 
the opposite, of course. 

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So Ava, I'm going to I'm going 
to bless you with a wonderful 

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opportunity. 
And he's like kind of like 

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shifting around, walking with 
like hand on his hip, kind of 

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swing his hips a little bit like
not even like being he's not 

445
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,960
even being confident. 
He's just being weird at this 

446
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,560
point. 
He's like, so you, me, Friday 

447
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:17,000
night movies, dinner, 
Lamborghinis, Rolls Royce, 

448
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,160
Andrew Tate. 
He's just like everything he 

449
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,600
sees on TikTok Skippy toilet. 
No, no, he's just like you, me, 

450
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,920
movies, dinner. 
You know, maybe we'll hang out 

451
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,320
afterwards this Friday. 
Thoughts. 

452
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,560
I already know your answer, but 
and she's like stands up and 

453
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,640
she's like, I would never. 
This is where like Andrew and 

454
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,400
like will like jump back and 
they like look at each other. 

455
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,680
You know that like that GIF of 
like Joe Rogan when he was 

456
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,160
commentating on like the UFC 
fight and the GIF of him like 

457
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,280
freaking out be like, Oh my God,
he looks at his Co host. 

458
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,560
Same reaction from Andrew will 
because she's like, I will never

459
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:59,240
ever go on a date with you at at
at least like I will never go on

460
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,680
a date with you like especially 
someone who never showers in 

461
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,360
this point she's shouting so 
like all these tables around 

462
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,640
start looking over and Ben's 
like, OK, I'll take that as a 

463
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,440
rain check. 
So maybe the week after she's 

464
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,880
like no and Ben's like all 
right, you know, I'll hit you up

465
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,280
over messages I'll send you I'll
send you a slide into your DMS 

466
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,800
and Instagram. 
We can figure it out there if 

467
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,600
you don't want to, like, if you 
don't want to do it in public. 

468
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,160
She's like, no, no, no. 
And he's like, all right, I'll 

469
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,800
see you later. 
Then he, like, walks out. 

470
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,280
But you can totally tell that, 
like, Buddy was a little shaken 

471
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,840
by this. 
Next day in class, Ben once 

472
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,640
again sits down at Andrew's 
table, and he smells remarkably 

473
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,120
better. 
And I'm not saying he smells 

474
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,120
good, but I think he took a 
shower, and he's sitting there 

475
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,760
and, yeah, sure enough, you 
know, and Andrew isn't going to 

476
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:51,800
be a jerk and say anything. 
So Ben says, yeah, so I guess 

477
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,360
Ava's dating someone. 
She was like, oh, my God. 

478
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,680
Like you're so handsome and 
sexy, but like dude, I'm dating 

479
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,120
someone right now. 
I'm so sorry. 

480
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,320
Like I'm probably break up with 
him soon. 

481
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,640
I'd love to go on some dates 
with you and all that kind of 

482
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,000
stuff, but like I just can't do 
it right now. 

483
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Like I can't cheat on anyone. 
You have to understand I have my

484
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,160
morals. 
And I was so like, Oh my God, I 

485
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,440
totally get it. 
Like so embarrassing of me. 

486
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,480
I didn't know you have a 
boyfriend. 

487
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,600
I respect broke code. 
Like totally get it. 

488
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,840
Maybe in another life, another 
universe, maybe in a little bit 

489
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,360
of time we can go to date, but 
just know it's an open 

490
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,600
invitation girl. 
And Andrew's the staring at him 

491
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:31,320
like buddy, if only you knew I 
was sitting one foot away from 

492
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:37,280
you, saw the whole thing go down
and know that that is 100% cap 

493
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,800
bro, are you serious?