Today we get a story of probably the cringiest emo kid.
And when I say the cringiest, I mean the cringiest emo kid of
all time. Leave a like the video to claim
your free nothing. And let's call today's
subscriber, let's call him Daniel.
So anyways, right one day Daniel was in the mall with his friends
and Daniel and his friends decide that they want to go into
Zoomies, which is a it's a store that has like a lot of like
skater type clothes. They also like I used to go in
there a little bit, even though I was never kind of like a
skater kid. I just like the shirts with the
cats, that's with the middle fingers in them.
I always thought those shirts were pretty funny and honestly,
I'd probably rock one of those today if I still had one some of
those shirts with me. But anyways, right?
Daniel and his friends, you know, they decide to go into
this, into the store, and they're kind of just looking
around, browsing the T-shirts, looking if there's anything they
want to buy. And Daniel kind of goes towards
the back of the store. And towards the back of the
store is where there's a bunch of skateboards or whatever and
there's these two kids and they're like long dark hair.
There's like, I don't know, a lot of like, black eye shadow
and makeup, all black clothing, kind of like, dripped out with,
like, skull chains. Whatever, dude.
Just like, kind of looking like this guy.
So anyways, right? Daniel doesn't, like, think
anything of it. He's like, oh, that's like,
that's interesting, I guess. Because here's the thing.
Daniel doesn't really care how you dress.
Daniel doesn't really care how you act as long as you're like,
decent other people. He literally doesn't care if, I
don't know, man. Like you can do whatever you
want. But anyways, Daniel's kind of
walking towards the back of the store when he sees one of the
two e-mail kids say look at him, go up to him and hold out their
hand. Kind of like Someone Like You
know the traffic guards, like go out and hold up their hand to
say stop and and then the e-mail kids like hey bro, only e-mail
kids back here you wouldn't get us anyways.
And Daniel kind of looks at him like, bro, I'm just trying to
shop in the store. So obviously Daniel's like,
dude, like, I'm just going to go back here real quick.
I just want to see what they have.
I'm not going to, like, spend too much time here.
You don't have to worry. And the other e-mail kid steps
up and he's like, dude, I don't have to worry because you're not
coming back here because you're not one of us.
We can tell that everyone understands you unlike us.
Because society, society doesn't get us like how we get each
other. And Daniel's kind of just
looking at these two kids like bro, bro, what what's going on
here bro? Like I don't really, I don't
really understand like and Daniel says alright man, like
I'm sorry society like does you so dirty or whatever dude.
And Daniel was like, I'll just be a quick second and the other
e-mail kid kind of like snaps back at him like don't you Step
1 foot further you're not you're not welcome back here.
You're not one of us. You're not an emo kid.
I don't know if he literally said emo kid.
I don't know if they refer to themselves like that, but he's
like, you don't get us, man. Only people like us, societal
rejects, The people that nobody understands and how deep it is
and how hard it is can be back here.
And you're definitely a normie bro.
I can just tell you Step 1 foot back here and you know I'm going
to send you back to it. Takes like a second to think of
something he's like in town with my knuckles sandwich and
Daniel's looking at him like Bro 2006 called and they want their
entire aesthetic back, but whatever, dude.
So Daniel's like I, and then Daniel completely ignores what
he says and takes one step forward because he's trying to
go to the back of the store to see what they have.
He's probably not even going to buy anything.
He's definitely not going to linger back there with those
kids there. He doesn't want to hang out with
them. Dude, trust me, Daniel does not
want to be there. As much as they don't want him
there, he's just going to go in quickly.
But he's also not going to not go to the back of the store
because these two edge, these kind of like edgy edge, Lord
kids are like due to sight. He doesn't understand us.
Leave us alone, bro. Like, Nah dude, you still going
to go there? And like, honestly, like, I
don't know if I would have done the same because I'm very not
confrontational, but I would have been pretty annoyed.
So sure enough, right, Daniel takes one step to the back of
the room. The thing is, Daniel didn't even
take one step like aggressively towards the emo kid.
He literally took it past the emo kid.
He was taking a step in the direction of like the back of
the store, not towards the emo kid.
And Daniel, like, doesn't even really understand what's
happening. But he just feels this, like
this, this force on his face. And all of a sudden his entire
face is stinging and his head is like, ringing a little bit.
And then all of a sudden, right, he kind of comes to and realize
that the emo kid just punched him in the face and Daniel looks
at him. He's like, dude, what did you
like? Did you just punch me, bro?
And he's like, dude, I said only societal rejects allowed back
here. You just didn't heed my warning.
And so the guy, like, at the Zoom, he's like the front of the
desk of Zoom. He's seeing what's going on,
sees the kid punch him. He's like, you guys got to get
out of here. Like I'm not having any of this.
My store. And the, you know, the e-mail
kid is like, bro, this kid literally attacked me.
And this point. Daniel's like, dude, what dude?
I was just trying to go to the back of the store.
You say all this cringe stuff, and then you punch me in the
face And then when we're told to leave, you said that I attacked
you. And the emo kids like, bro,
look, he's lying. Look at the way that he's so
angry. He's getting so angry because
he's lying, dude. And he's talking to the guy at
the front desk. He's like, don't kick me out and
my friend, kick this guy. This guy's causing up a huge
storm and the guy at the front desk is like, like, I really
don't care. I need all of you guys out of
the store immediately. And, you know, Daniels, other
friends are at the other side of the store and they're looking
over, like, what is happening? So Daniel looks up the guy at
the front desk and he's like, all right, man, like, just so
you know, this guy attacked me. But, like, whatever.
I'm not trying to make your job harder.
Look, I've worked retail before. I get it.
I know it's hard. I'll just step out of the store.
And the two emo kids were like, life is so unfair.
Society strikes once again and they, like, slowly lumber out of
the store. But dude, you might be thinking
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And anyways, right. Daniel and his friend and the
emo kid and the other the two emo kids all walking out of the
store. And the emo kid is like, bro,
bro, I was like, now where am I going to go now?
Zoomies was the only place that accepted us.
And Daniel's like, dude, you should have thought of that
before you punched me in the face.
And then all of a sudden, right, you know there's a small cop
that's walking around kind of just patrolling the area and one
of the emo kids, It's like, Mr. Police Officer.
Mr. Officer, whatever. We need you real quick.
And the police officer is like, OK, like, he wasn't really doing
anything. But, you know, he's not trying
to really do his job either. So he's like, fine, What is it?
He walks over and the e-mail kid is like, this kid literally
punched me in the face. I need you to kick him out of
the mall. And the officers like, oh, in
terms of the kid, he's like, all right, is this true?
And Daniel's like, dude, what? No, this guy punched me in the
face. The officers, like, all right,
well, if I only have conflicting stories, I'm going to be forced
to like, kick you guys both out of the store and Daniel's.
Like, I didn't do anything. I just went into the store and
he just punched me for not being emo.
And the officer looks at Daniel's like, all right, your
story's sounding a little suspicious.
You're telling me that this kid punched you because he you
aren't like emo or something? I don't think I can believe that
man. And Daniel at this point is like
kind of like he's like Daniel's lost 4 words because this is
like the craziest thing has ever happened.
However, shout out to Daniel's friend, because Daniel's friend
is like, hey, I saw a security camera in there.
Like, I'm pretty sure that whatever altercation happened
was caught on camera. And as he said that one of the,
like, the emo kids like their faces both dropped and the
officers like, Oh yeah, like I can actually like it's pretty
easy for me to request that. And if it's a certain type of
camera, they can actually play it back directly in the store.
And they, you know, they walk back into the store and the guy
behind the cash register is like, oh, you guys are back
already. And he looks the officer, he's
like, oh boy, what did you guys do now?
And so anyways, the cat, the officer goes into the store,
goes up to the register and asked the guy if he can see like
the camera. And there was some kind of
camera that was able to like it was you could play it back
instantly or something. Or it's very easy for the
officer to check the cameras on site.
So anyways, he goes to the footage, looks back at it is
looking at the kids, like kind of like looking at the camera,
then looking at the kids kind of to make sure that he's like
seeing who is who. And he puts down the camera and
he looks at Daniel and he's like, all right, son, like you
can go, like, you can do whatever you want.
And then he turns to the e-mail kid and he's like, why did like,
why? He just says why?
Like, why would you call me over when it's very clear that, like
this, like, you confronted this kid and then you punched him
square in the face. He didn't even, like, return a
punch to defend himself, which if he did, I'd still have to
kick him out of the mall. But that would have been more
understandable. Like, why would you call
attention, like, to this whole situation?
And you know you're going to get kicked out of the mall?
Because I'm going to have to do that.
It's part of my job. And the emo kid is just like
society once again strikes it is no one understands me and the
two e-mail kits are like society.
And the police officer looks at the e-mail kits and it's like,
guys, this is not society doing you wrong.
You literally punched some guy in the face and then told a
police officer that like or a mall cop that he punched you.
And then when you get you caught, caught on your lies and
got caught like attacking someone, you're you're you're
you're shocked that you got kicked out.
Are you serious? And once again, the e-mail kit
is like society.