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Today we get a story of probably
the cringiest emo kid. 

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And when I say the cringiest, I 
mean the cringiest emo kid of 

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all time. 
Leave a like the video to claim 

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your free nothing. 
And let's call today's 

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subscriber, let's call him 
Daniel. 

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So anyways, right one day Daniel
was in the mall with his friends

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and Daniel and his friends 
decide that they want to go into

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Zoomies, which is a it's a store
that has like a lot of like 

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skater type clothes. 
They also like I used to go in 

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there a little bit, even though 
I was never kind of like a 

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skater kid. 
I just like the shirts with the 

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cats, that's with the middle 
fingers in them. 

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I always thought those shirts 
were pretty funny and honestly, 

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I'd probably rock one of those 
today if I still had one some of

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those shirts with me. 
But anyways, right? 

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Daniel and his friends, you 
know, they decide to go into 

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this, into the store, and 
they're kind of just looking 

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around, browsing the T-shirts, 
looking if there's anything they

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want to buy. 
And Daniel kind of goes towards 

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the back of the store. 
And towards the back of the 

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store is where there's a bunch 
of skateboards or whatever and 

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there's these two kids and 
they're like long dark hair. 

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There's like, I don't know, a 
lot of like, black eye shadow 

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and makeup, all black clothing, 
kind of like, dripped out with, 

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like, skull chains. 
Whatever, dude. 

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Just like, kind of looking like 
this guy. 

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So anyways, right? 
Daniel doesn't, like, think 

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anything of it. 
He's like, oh, that's like, 

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that's interesting, I guess. 
Because here's the thing. 

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Daniel doesn't really care how 
you dress. 

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Daniel doesn't really care how 
you act as long as you're like, 

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decent other people. 
He literally doesn't care if, I 

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don't know, man. 
Like you can do whatever you 

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want. 
But anyways, Daniel's kind of 

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walking towards the back of the 
store when he sees one of the 

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two e-mail kids say look at him,
go up to him and hold out their 

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hand. 
Kind of like Someone Like You 

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know the traffic guards, like go
out and hold up their hand to 

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say stop and and then the e-mail
kids like hey bro, only e-mail 

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kids back here you wouldn't get 
us anyways. 

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And Daniel kind of looks at him 
like, bro, I'm just trying to 

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shop in the store. 
So obviously Daniel's like, 

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dude, like, I'm just going to go
back here real quick. 

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I just want to see what they 
have. 

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I'm not going to, like, spend 
too much time here. 

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You don't have to worry. 
And the other e-mail kid steps 

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up and he's like, dude, I don't 
have to worry because you're not

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coming back here because you're 
not one of us. 

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We can tell that everyone 
understands you unlike us. 

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Because society, society doesn't
get us like how we get each 

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other. 
And Daniel's kind of just 

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looking at these two kids like 
bro, bro, what what's going on 

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here bro? 
Like I don't really, I don't 

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really understand like and 
Daniel says alright man, like 

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I'm sorry society like does you 
so dirty or whatever dude. 

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And Daniel was like, I'll just 
be a quick second and the other 

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e-mail kid kind of like snaps 
back at him like don't you Step 

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1 foot further you're not you're
not welcome back here. 

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You're not one of us. 
You're not an emo kid. 

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I don't know if he literally 
said emo kid. 

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I don't know if they refer to 
themselves like that, but he's 

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like, you don't get us, man. 
Only people like us, societal 

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rejects, The people that nobody 
understands and how deep it is 

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and how hard it is can be back 
here. 

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And you're definitely a normie 
bro. 

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I can just tell you Step 1 foot 
back here and you know I'm going

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to send you back to it. 
Takes like a second to think of 

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something he's like in town with
my knuckles sandwich and 

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Daniel's looking at him like Bro
2006 called and they want their 

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entire aesthetic back, but 
whatever, dude. 

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So Daniel's like I, and then 
Daniel completely ignores what 

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he says and takes one step 
forward because he's trying to 

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go to the back of the store to 
see what they have. 

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He's probably not even going to 
buy anything. 

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He's definitely not going to 
linger back there with those 

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kids there. 
He doesn't want to hang out with

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them. 
Dude, trust me, Daniel does not 

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want to be there. 
As much as they don't want him 

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there, he's just going to go in 
quickly. 

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But he's also not going to not 
go to the back of the store 

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because these two edge, these 
kind of like edgy edge, Lord 

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kids are like due to sight. 
He doesn't understand us. 

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Leave us alone, bro. 
Like, Nah dude, you still going 

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to go there? 
And like, honestly, like, I 

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don't know if I would have done 
the same because I'm very not 

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confrontational, but I would 
have been pretty annoyed. 

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So sure enough, right, Daniel 
takes one step to the back of 

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the room. 
The thing is, Daniel didn't even

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take one step like aggressively 
towards the emo kid. 

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He literally took it past the 
emo kid. 

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He was taking a step in the 
direction of like the back of 

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the store, not towards the emo 
kid. 

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And Daniel, like, doesn't even 
really understand what's 

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happening. 
But he just feels this, like 

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this, this force on his face. 
And all of a sudden his entire 

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face is stinging and his head is
like, ringing a little bit. 

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And then all of a sudden, right,
he kind of comes to and realize 

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that the emo kid just punched 
him in the face and Daniel looks

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at him. 
He's like, dude, what did you 

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like? 
Did you just punch me, bro? 

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And he's like, dude, I said only
societal rejects allowed back 

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here. 
You just didn't heed my warning.

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And so the guy, like, at the 
Zoom, he's like the front of the

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desk of Zoom. 
He's seeing what's going on, 

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sees the kid punch him. 
He's like, you guys got to get 

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out of here. 
Like I'm not having any of this.

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My store. 
And the, you know, the e-mail 

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kid is like, bro, this kid 
literally attacked me. 

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And this point. 
Daniel's like, dude, what dude? 

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I was just trying to go to the 
back of the store. 

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You say all this cringe stuff, 
and then you punch me in the 

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face And then when we're told to
leave, you said that I attacked 

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you. 
And the emo kids like, bro, 

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look, he's lying. 
Look at the way that he's so 

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angry. 
He's getting so angry because 

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he's lying, dude. 
And he's talking to the guy at 

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the front desk. 
He's like, don't kick me out and

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my friend, kick this guy. 
This guy's causing up a huge 

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storm and the guy at the front 
desk is like, like, I really 

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don't care. 
I need all of you guys out of 

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the store immediately. 
And, you know, Daniels, other 

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friends are at the other side of
the store and they're looking 

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over, like, what is happening? 
So Daniel looks up the guy at 

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the front desk and he's like, 
all right, man, like, just so 

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you know, this guy attacked me. 
But, like, whatever. 

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I'm not trying to make your job 
harder. 

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Look, I've worked retail before.
I get it. 

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I know it's hard. 
I'll just step out of the store.

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And the two emo kids were like, 
life is so unfair. 

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Society strikes once again and 
they, like, slowly lumber out of

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the store. 
But dude, you might be thinking 

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that the cringe is over here. 
No, no, no, no, no. 

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That's where you're mistaken. 
Comment emo down below if you'd 

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like a heart on your comment. 
Emo is going to be the secret 

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word of the day. 
And while you're down there, 

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I'll follow my Instagram. 
It's in the description. 

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That's where you can send in the
stories. 

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Turn on notification, join the 
Discord surf. 

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And anyways, right. 
Daniel and his friend and the 

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emo kid and the other the two 
emo kids all walking out of the 

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store. 
And the emo kid is like, bro, 

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bro, I was like, now where am I 
going to go now? 

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Zoomies was the only place that 
accepted us. 

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And Daniel's like, dude, you 
should have thought of that 

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before you punched me in the 
face. 

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And then all of a sudden, right,
you know there's a small cop 

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that's walking around kind of 
just patrolling the area and one

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of the emo kids, It's like, Mr. 
Police Officer. 

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Mr. Officer, whatever. 
We need you real quick. 

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And the police officer is like, 
OK, like, he wasn't really doing

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anything. 
But, you know, he's not trying 

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to really do his job either. 
So he's like, fine, What is it? 

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He walks over and the e-mail kid
is like, this kid literally 

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punched me in the face. 
I need you to kick him out of 

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the mall. 
And the officers like, oh, in 

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terms of the kid, he's like, all
right, is this true? 

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And Daniel's like, dude, what? 
No, this guy punched me in the 

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face. 
The officers, like, all right, 

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well, if I only have conflicting
stories, I'm going to be forced 

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to like, kick you guys both out 
of the store and Daniel's. 

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Like, I didn't do anything. 
I just went into the store and 

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he just punched me for not being
emo. 

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And the officer looks at 
Daniel's like, all right, your 

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story's sounding a little 
suspicious. 

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You're telling me that this kid 
punched you because he you 

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aren't like emo or something? 
I don't think I can believe that

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man. 
And Daniel at this point is like

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kind of like he's like Daniel's 
lost 4 words because this is 

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like the craziest thing has ever
happened. 

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However, shout out to Daniel's 
friend, because Daniel's friend 

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is like, hey, I saw a security 
camera in there. 

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Like, I'm pretty sure that 
whatever altercation happened 

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was caught on camera. 
And as he said that one of the, 

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like, the emo kids like their 
faces both dropped and the 

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officers like, Oh yeah, like I 
can actually like it's pretty 

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easy for me to request that. 
And if it's a certain type of 

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camera, they can actually play 
it back directly in the store. 

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And they, you know, they walk 
back into the store and the guy 

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behind the cash register is 
like, oh, you guys are back 

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already. 
And he looks the officer, he's 

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like, oh boy, what did you guys 
do now? 

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And so anyways, the cat, the 
officer goes into the store, 

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goes up to the register and 
asked the guy if he can see like

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the camera. 
And there was some kind of 

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camera that was able to like it 
was you could play it back 

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instantly or something. 
Or it's very easy for the 

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officer to check the cameras on 
site. 

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So anyways, he goes to the 
footage, looks back at it is 

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looking at the kids, like kind 
of like looking at the camera, 

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then looking at the kids kind of
to make sure that he's like 

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seeing who is who. 
And he puts down the camera and 

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he looks at Daniel and he's 
like, all right, son, like you 

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can go, like, you can do 
whatever you want. 

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And then he turns to the e-mail 
kid and he's like, why did like,

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why? 
He just says why? 

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Like, why would you call me over
when it's very clear that, like 

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this, like, you confronted this 
kid and then you punched him 

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square in the face. 
He didn't even, like, return a 

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punch to defend himself, which 
if he did, I'd still have to 

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kick him out of the mall. 
But that would have been more 

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understandable. 
Like, why would you call 

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attention, like, to this whole 
situation? 

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And you know you're going to get
kicked out of the mall? 

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Because I'm going to have to do 
that. 

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It's part of my job. 
And the emo kid is just like 

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society once again strikes it is
no one understands me and the 

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two e-mail kits are like 
society. 

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And the police officer looks at 
the e-mail kits and it's like, 

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guys, this is not society doing 
you wrong. 

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You literally punched some guy 
in the face and then told a 

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police officer that like or a 
mall cop that he punched you. 

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And then when you get you 
caught, caught on your lies and 

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got caught like attacking 
someone, you're you're you're 

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you're shocked that you got 
kicked out. 

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Are you serious? 
And once again, the e-mail kit 

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is like society.