What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new
story. Today we have a story of a kid
in the subscribers class who keeps on bragging about how he
has a real job, but he's just a Discord moderator.
But then the kids and the subscriber in the subscribers
class learn that the Discord mod has a girlfriend slash, kitten
slash, whatever cringe thing you want to call it.
And let's just say that it is a very SUS situation.
It is very, very Chris Anthony, if you, if you're catching my
drift without YouTube being big mad at me.
So yeah, with that being said, leave a like in the video to
claim your free nothing and let's jump right into the story.
So anyways, we're going to call the subscriber who submitted the
story Aiden. So there's a kid in Aiden's
class who we're legitimately just going to call him the
Discord mod. I'm I'm going to give him a
name. I'm just simply going to call
him the Discord mod. Here's the thing, no disrespect
to the mod Discord mods in general because I I have a
discord server and some really great people mod that staff, but
there's definitely definitely a certain character is like you
can when I say discord mod to you, you kind of have an image
that pops into your head. So whatever image that pops into
your head make them even worse. And then multiply that by 7 and
you have the discord mod in this story.
So anyways, there's a kid who comes into class every single
day. He wears the exact same anime
hoodie and OK, he wears the same outfit every single day.
He has this stained greasy kind of like crusty at this point.
So it's like kind of like stiff because it's so crusty and gross
anime hoodie that he legitimately wears every single
day. And The thing is right, since
the crust and the grease and the slime, it just never leaves the
hoodie. People just kind of come to the
conclusion that the that the, the anime, not the anime kid,
the the discord mod has just never wash the hoodie.
And then he also wears the same slides with no socks every
single day. And let me just say those dogs
are barking and these are some sickly gross dogs that are
barking right now. Dude.
Like it is really, really bad. So anyways, this kid comes in
every single day and one day, one day he sits down.
And this is before anyone knows like really that he's a discord
mod. I mean, they probably guessed it
by like some other reasons, they probably just they weren't
surprised by it is all I'm trying to say.
But I don't know if they guessed her right.
So he sat down one day. He's like, what's up?
Also, yeah, I always make all the guys I found annoying.
These stories, carbon voices. It's it's just how it is, right?
It's like. It's so hard to be so
responsible sometimes. And like, at this point, Aiden,
the subscriber and a few other kids are sitting around him and
they're kind of just like what he's like.
It's so hard to be responsible sometimes, man.
I'm so mature and responsible. And they're always like, OK,
this kid is obviously baiting us into asking, oh, why are you so
mature and responsible? And then just allowing him to go
on some kind of probably like tirade of, you know, how he's
better than everyone or something, You know, very
standard spoiled kid Discord mob behavior.
You already know how it goes, right?
But they kind of look at him, Aiden is not giving him an ounce
of satisfaction, so he doesn't say anything.
And so this the Discord bots like.
It's so difficult to be in mature and have a jab.
And at this point, Aiden was like, oh, did you like start
working at the local CVS or something?
Or what's the word with that, bro?
Like a what's he's like, Yeah. And this point, like, Aiden's
actually kind of kind of curious what the job is.
He's like, oh, what's your, what's your job?
He's like. Oh I'm a full time discord mod,
it's very difficult. And let me just say for a
second, no disrespect to any of the mods in my server, they've
had to deal with a lot of crap and I'm never there on purpose
because it's Discord. I can't, I can't even I can't
show up right. I can't do that.
I'm sorry guys, but they deal with a lot of garbage.
So shout out to them and it is very difficult.
However, they're not going. Around being like Oh my God I'm
so mature I have a real job. It's called being a discord mod
for Chevron. Schervers, like, no bro, they're
not doing that. They're actually like they, they
are real people that actually exist, unlike this kid who is
he's not a person bro, man. It's just a full on clown.
But you'll you'll understand why I'm going so hard on him in a
little while. I mean, I kind of gave you an
idea in the beginning of the video why I'm not a fan of this
guy. But anyway, she's like, yeah.
I have to mod 6 discord servers, it's very difficult.
I spend a lot of time, like at least 20 minutes.
Every day doing my. Discord, it is such a difficult
job. And at this point it's like, oh,
so do you get paid just because he knew that the discord, that
the the discord mod kid definitely did not get paid.
Sorry to my staff. I'm still not paying you.
Anyways, you'll get a union if you'd like.
I'm kid. Don't do that.
Don't do that anyways, Right.
So you know, Aiden's like, oh, so you get paid.
You're like, well, no, but I mean, do volunteer firefighters
get paid? In money, no.
They get paid in respect and I am respected around those.
Discord communities and Aiden looks at him.
He's like, oh so they respect you for being a Discord?
Body exactly. When I walk into the general
chat, they all bow down to me 'cause I have the power to mute
them, not to permanently ban them, but I can kick them
temporarily. And they don't wanna mess with.
Me. So when I come in, they all bow
down to me and they understand one thing about respect and that
it is must be served up. They're all kind of just looking
at this kid like bro, bro, he needs he needs to chill out,
bro. So they're all kind of like
Aiden. His friends are kind of like,
oh, so you got a lot of respect around here and Discord and the
discord mods like. You have basically it's what I'm
trying. To share, it's got a lot of
people respect. The work I do, it's really
difficult. Not anyone.
Could be a discord mod bro. And Aiden's like OK cool.
Like I'm sure that that respect will translate to around here.
He's like, and then Discord mods like yeah.
I'm already. Like noticing little things,
like people are looking at me and it's definitely not the
stain on his shirt that's been there for a month.
Oh, it's definitely like, oh, I think they're just looking at
me. And they're like, whoa, I wish I
could be that guy. And Aid and his friends were
like, OK sure, that's cool. All right.
Yeah. But OK so the next day comes
around and the discord mod continues to talk about how he
is so mature and he has a job. However, this is funny.
The discord mod was sitting in the back corner of the room
where Aiden and his friends sat that day.
The next day he comes in and he sits in the middle of the room
to the left where a different group of people normally sit
down, and Aiden and his friends legitimately heard him say word
for word. Bar by bar.
Like exactly what he said yesterday be like.
Oh my God, Michelle, I'm not sure right now.
They're all like what the kids up there like bro, but.
He's like, oh dude, I have a job.
Because I'm an adult and I understand that.
Adults just gotta have jobs bro. They're like what they're like
working at the mall or something.
He's like, no. I'm a Discord moderator for six
servers. And they're all like, OK, I
wouldn't call that a job. He's like, yes.
And they're like, OK, do you get paid?
He's like, no, but I get. Paid in respect on all those
servers they fear. Me and look and the next day he
comes around and and his friends are sitting back there and he
sees the discord mod sit at the front of the class is now
talking with a group of girls and Aiden just can't help
himself. So he goes up to the front of
the classroom to sharpen his pencil, but he literally like
rotates the pencil sharpener at like 1 rotation per minute
because he just wants to hear exactly what's happening.
So the discord mod sits in the front of the class where all the
girls are and he's like. Hey girls, what's good?
And they're like, hello, what? He's like, oh man, it shucks
being so mature all the time. They're all kind of just like I,
I what, what are you saying? Like I, I just don't understand.
And he's like, oh. Man, I'm just so worn out from
my job that I have. They're all like, OK, He's like.
Do you want to hear what your job is?
They didn't even ask. They're just like looking for
looking for the person who asked on this one.
Oh wow, he doesn't. Exist.
Now, but they're like OK, I guess whenever.
So by the way, if you ask if someone responds to you OK, I
guess and they add in the I guess that literally means no,
bro. That means they're really not
trying to hear or do or agree to or whatever to like whatever you
they responded to you with. Take that as a no, basically, or
take that as the most reluctant. Yes.
They're like a yes, because they probably have to, but a no if
they had a choice. Whenever someone says I guess
after OK, you already know you're in the dog park at that
point. But anyways, he's like yes I.
Have a job and he's moderating chicks Countdown.
Chicks. And he puts up five fingers,
which genius right there. Chicks Discord servers and.
They're all kind of looking at him like what's a discord
server? And the Discord kid literally
like falls over in his chair laughing like Oh my.
God guys, they don't know what a discord server is like.
Do you guys not even join your communities of interest?
Do not even like join the TV shows that you watch.
That may or may not be My Little Pony as well as me.
And you don't join the Discord servers to figure out like the
other people of interest. Oh my God, guys.
Laughing point. Yeah.
Turns out that no one was laughing and pointing with the
discord mod because believe it or not, most of them had a
healthy social life. Not saying if you're on discord
24/7 you don't have a healthy social life, but I'm also not
saying that you do. So feel free to join my discord
server but spend like 20 minutes or less per day.
Just healthy. Rule of thumb, just make sure
guys make sure you're getting out there.
If I have to, If I have to teach a lesson to the masses.
Go outside. Grass is green, grass is good,
fresh air is good. Meet some people outside if
possible. Human interaction is pretty
important. We, you know, just just a little
word of advice. But anyways, the next thing
happens and the discord mod has already made his runs like
around the place explain to everyone how he's so mature
'cause he has a job or whatever. And this is where things start
to go really, really, really S really really, really, really S
right. It just gets really suspect
because these kids were juniors and the discord mod had repeated
the grades several times. Which is fine, sometimes you
need more time to figure things out.
However. This means that the discord mod
had turned 18 like a month ago, so he was officially an adult.
So yeah, this is where the story starts to turn a little bit S So
anyways, one day the Discord mod comes in and he sits down next
to Aidan and his friends and his friends are looking at him like
what's good bro? Do you have to tell us about how
mature you are again for moderating Discord servers?
Because we've already heard the shtick, bro.
We've already heard it. I don't I don't think we need to
hear it again. We got it.
I understand. He's like, no, no, no.
Hi, guys. Are you guys single and sad?
You look very. Single and sad Aiden.
And Aiden did just happen to break up with his girlfriend 2
weeks ago. So he's like, well actually
matter of fact, yes, very recently.
I don't. Aiden doesn't even know why he
admitted to that because it's literally just giving the
discord mod more fuel that he definitely does not need.
But he's like, oh. That's a shame because I've been
in a long term relationship for a while now and she's beautiful.
She is beautiful. Oh yeah, and.
They're all kind of just looking at this kid.
Discord mods just like singing in a corner.
Like what was that song? Oh no, the song is I'm beautiful
no matter what you say. I thought it was like she's that
was supposed to be. I don't know.
Anyways, sorry guys, Discord mod can't dance break out into song
anymore. But Discord mod was like talking
about how he's got that like Oh my God.
She's so beautiful, guys, Yeah. And they're all like, oh, like,
tell me about her. He's like, OK, well she's my
kitten and. They're all like, oh, cringe.
No, no. OK, so just another word of
advice from the Connor Pugs channel.
Don't call someone your kitten. That's fucking weird, bro.
Stop. I never swear in the channel.
I only swear when it's serious. And that is serious.
Don't call anyone that. OK.
ANYWAYS, yeah.
So he's like, yeah. She's my kid, bro.
We've been together for so long. It's so great.
And they're all kind of like, some of them sort of raise some
eyebrows. They're like for so long.
Like how old is like what? What is the average age range of
the people in your servers? He's like, oh, like 13 to 16.
And they're all like, you know, the rock meme where it's like
like that explosion sound effect.
And he raises his eyebrow. Insert that right there, right?
And they're like, oh, where did you meet your kid?
And he's like. 01 of my discord. Servers insert rock eyebrow
emoji or eyebrow meme with explosion sound effect again and
they're all starting to look at each other like hey.
Yo, hey, yo. Chris Hanson.
Yeah.
But anyways, they're all kind of looking at each other and he's
like, yeah. She's pretty great.
And they're like, oh, how old is she?
He's like. That is private information.
I'm not going to talk to my kitten.
They're like, Oh my God, oh, Oh my God.
And Aidan looks at his friends and the Discord mod eventually
gets up and sits somewhere else to brag about his quote UN quote
kitten, right? And Aidan talks to his friend.
He's like, dude, we might actually have a crime on our
hands. Like this might actually this is
like serious bro. Like we need to investigate.
Like we need to like go in and try to investigate this stuff
because what, what is happening right now?
Yeah. So sure enough, the Discord mod
is sitting there and you know, he leaves his computer to go up
to use the bathroom for the next 6 hours because all he eats is
Cheetos all day. So his bathroom trips are half
of his life. But anyways, he while he's off
in the bathroom, you know, aid and his friends sit down at his
laptop and like they see it and they're like, OK, like it's
open. Like there's no password.
Because The thing is he just left it like he just left it on
a like unaccounted for. So they all sit down and they're
like. Oh God, it reeks.
Over here and I shouldn't say reeks because that has a
different connotation it. Smells so bad over here.
Oh my. God, oh God, what is this?
And they sit down and like Aiden's like, dude, I'm not
touching this keyboard. You look at the keyboard, it is
literally 50% keyboard, 50% gamer grime grease in Cheeto
dust. It is the most disgusting thing
ever. It is exactly what you expect a
Discord mod keyboard to look like.
One for one matches up 100%. If you saw this keyboard you
would have been like, OK, he definitely moderates at least
one Discord server. Like at least one Discord server
he moderates at a minimum, right?
So they're like, OK, they go open his Discord account,
there's like 1000 notifications. They're like, Oh my God, look,
we're never going to find this out.
And they kind of like quickly glance through the names or run
the cursor over the names to see who's texting.
And that's when they see Kitten. Heart, heart.
And they're like, Oh my God. This is definitely her.
So they type in it, they open it up.
And she's like, hey, Mr. Moderator, I was wondering if
you wanted to have a movie night tonight?
I, I don't know, that's the best voice I could give.
And so they're basically like, they're, they find this like
they keep, they scroll or they find this persons profile,
right? And they click it right.
And they, they copy down the information.
And after copying down the information, they start
scrolling through the messages. And one of the kids, one of
Aiden's friends, is sent on hall duty basically to make sure that
the Discord mod when he's coming back, like from the bathroom,
which could be centuries for all the Cheetos he eats and no
water, drinks, no fluids except, I don't know, Red Bull and
Cheetahs. His diet exists on that.
So he basically just has he goes to the bathroom for seven hours
per day. But anyways, when the Discord
mod comes back, one of Aiden's friends will see it and then run
back in the class and be like, go, so you don't get caught.
Anyways, Aiden is scrolling up trying to find anything
incriminating, but unfortunately, his friend runs
back like he's coming back. He's coming.
Back must have just had to go pee.
So like Aiden, like, exits out, who stands up and they all go
back to where they're sitting. The Discord mod sits down,
starts typing away. The thing is though, Aiden got
the contact information for the Discord's mods, quote UN quote,
Discord kitten, right? And yeah, so the idea is he's
gonna go add this person and just ask him information, some
very basic information, Say he's a friend of the Discord mod.
So anyways, Aiden, his friends, they go back home and today is a
Friday. So they go back home and they
were having like they were planning to have like a get
together anyways. So they decide that they're they
will be Chris Hansen. They will be to catch a
spaghettio word, right? That's their job today.
And they take it with with pride.
So they sit down and they create a Discord profile together and
they try and be like, OK, what possibly could I make this
right? And another thing I forgot to
say that they got information from they checked like the six
Discord servers that he was in and they found the one that she
was in so that they could add her naturally and pretend that
they are friends or whatever, right?
So yeah, anyways, they make this profile and it's like they're in
AI don't know some kind of like specific anime something, which
is fine, you can like what you want.
I'm not I'm not bashing that at all.
But they were in a very specific like anime show 1.
And so they make the profile pic and they make the profile pic
like the main character from the anime or whatever.
And they joined that discord server and they see at the top
of moderators. It's like the Discord mod is
very intimidating. Oh my God, guys.
They all have so much respect for me because I'm a moderator
and your server. Yeah, but anyways, they
eventually find his quote UN quote kitten, right And they
talked to her and chat. They're like, hey, I'm new here.
I was wondering if you would like to talk about whatever,
right? And she's like, oh.
Yeah, sure. And I talk about Dish, anime or
whatever. What do you want to talk about?
Something like that, I don't know.
And she's all like, they're all like having a conversation.
The whole idea is that they're going to make this this guys a
friendship so that they will eventually be like.
Oh, can you add me on a? Oh no, that's her voice.
Oh, can. You add me on a private chat and
she'd be like. OK, sure.
And then? They'd be like, how old are you,
by the way? I'm 14.
Just like that. Because that's how we handle
serious situations like that. Explosion noises.
Anyways, So yeah, that's the plan and let me just say that
there is a massive plot twist. Not only the fact that you know,
it's a little suspect, but there's a massive plot twist.
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story. So Aiden and his friends, they
make the profile account and they log into the Discord and
they find the discord mods quote UN quote kitten, right?
And they talk to her and they're talking about like anime or some
crap, right? And eventually they're like, oh,
hey, like they sent a friend request and she accepts it.
So they start talking privately, right?
They start first of all talking about like anime or whatever and
then eventually they get around. To the.
Asking of the age. And she's like.
Oh I'm 15. Uh oh, Mr. Discord mod.
Uh oh, Uh oh. Yeah, so anyways, they're like,
oh, oh, okay. And they pretend that like
they're gonna keep on with the conversation and they're
pretending like, okay, whatever. Like we're just gonna pretend
like nothing very shocking just happened.
We're gonna pretend like we didn't have a shocking
revelation of just a little bit of truth, right?
We're just gonna. Pretend like we didn't.
Hear that? We're gonna pretend like that
just didn't happen. Yeah.
They, they basically end the
conversation after that because they have all the information
that they need. And they sit down and they're
like, what do we do? Like, what are we going to do
about this? Like the kids at school need to
know and aid. And his friends are like I, I.
Just don't know what to do about this right?
So they call up one of their friends that someone that is
also in their class but they're not as close with.
And this is where the craziest plot twist of the story happens.
So they're they're sitting down and they're talking with this
friend and they basically are like, dude, like I knew the
discord mod was like weird and stinky, but he's also like, he's
also like a weirdo too. Like look at this.
And his friend is like, OK. And he's like, I don't know if I
should, you know what, it's going to come out anyways, so I
might as well tell you. They're all like.
What? Because at this point they're
like, you know about this? And he's like, yes, like, did
you know that the Discord mod and his kitten have never showed
their faces to each other before?
And at this point, Aiden, wait, did I call the main guy Aiden?
Yeah. Aiden.
Aiden's like, wait. How do you know that?
He's like, you also know that you know the Discord mod has
never Facetimed with this girl. They've never seen each other
before. He's also never a video called
with her, never a voice called. They've only typed.
They've never spoken. They've never seen each.
Other and they're all. Just kind of like dude, how do
you know these things? Like do you know these people
like personally? Are you close personal best
friends with the discord mod? Like how?
Do you know this? And basically, the friend of
Aidan and his friends goes on to say, do you ever think that, you
know, this kitten wasn't actually who you think she is?
And they're like, wait, wait a minute.
He's like, do you ever think that this kitten isn't even a
she? They're like, wait, wait a
minute. He's like, yeah, I think you
guys caught on. But I set up the Discord mod to
see, and I made it very clear my age and who I was as this
kitten, right? This is a honeypot, bro.
This is a trap. And I've been planning to come
out with this information on Monday when you get back.
Everyone's like, yo, yeah. So basically this kid in Aiden's
class had been very found the Discord mod very interesting and
just wanted to see if, like, he would fall for such a thing.
And yeah, he he did fall for such a thing.
And he apparently. Right.
The friend of Aiden goes on to explain that he's made it clear
a billion times that his character that he played was 15,
right? That was not 18 was quite a
range from him right made it very abundantly clear did not
like he was the one who started talking to her.
He came on to her right. He made it very clear that he
was 15 a billion times just so that like when the chat logs
came out, the chat logs came out and basically right.
He explained to Aidan, his friends, that on Monday he was
going to start telling people revealed that the kitten the
Discord mod was like bragging about was actually him
pretending to be a 15 year old. So yeah, let me just say that
the that was the most craziest night they've ever had.
Having that revelation. I'm just like the whole my God.
Like, wow. So yeah, Monday comes around and
of a word gets around school so freaking quickly.
Like it is the quickest thing that gets around school.
Like basically this kid just tells people and says hey, tell
everyone else like make this spread.
And he also sends like these like screenshots or whatever and
all that kind of stuff. And they get into class and the
Discord mod is sitting there and everyone's like turned around
looking at him with this, like this look, with this look,
right? And he's just like, what's up,
guys? Watch.
Good look. He doesn't know yet.
So he starts, dude, he starts bragging about his girlfriend
again. And he it is the most awkward,
uncomfortable thing because Aiden knows that everyone else
knows all the details that he knows beside Yeah.
So they're all like, oh, really? Like someone responds because
he's like, Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are so tight
and someone's like. Oh, you guys are so tight.
Someone from like the front of the rooms like, oh, you're so
tight. Then how old is he?
She and he's like. Dude, I'm not going to.
Reveal her private information. That's like asking for her
Social Security number, bro, or her address.
Like I'm not going to do that. You're definitely a weirdo who's
going to like dox her or something.
They're like, oh really, really Like the whole glass is so tense
or whatever. So eventually the friend of
Aiden who made the fake account to expose the Discord mod goes,
well, this is the plan the whole time, but goes to the front
office, goes to the front desk, basically explains everything,
and the administration looks it over.
It needs to be kind of walkthrough, like, what is
Discord? What is a fake account?
Are you sure this wasn't him knowing that you are pulling a
funny prank on him? Eventually they're like, Oh my
God, this is actually kind of bad.
So yeah, they went to the administration with all this
information and eventually the administration actually comes to
the conclusion that, you know, this kid is a risk to have in
their school. So yeah, eventually they kind
of, they, they asked the Discord mod to come to the front of the
office, right? You can hear it on the
loudspeaker. It's like Discord mod come to
the front office or whatever. And from what you know, from
what Aiden has been told, 'cause obviously he wasn't there, but
from what he was told is the Discord mod was given basically
told like, hey man, you gotta go.