1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,720 How's it going everyone? Hope you're having a great day 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,160 today, because today we have probably one of the most insane 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,040 stories about a Minecraft kid to date. 4 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,880 I mean, you do. Not want to miss this, so sit. 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,680 Back, relax. Subscribe to the channel if you 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,480 are new and let's call today's. Subscriber who submitted this 7 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,160 story. Let's call him Dave. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,120 So anyways, right, you know Dave was in the. 3rd grade and in the 9 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,000 third. Grade like at. 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,880 This time Minecraft was huge. I mean, Minecraft was really big 11 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,960 now, but it was like. Really, really big back. 12 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,880 In like 20/13/2014. Dave is quite older, but this is 13 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,920 a. Story from back in his 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,200 childhood. So anyways, right, you know one 15 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,520 thing that was starting to get pretty big 20. 15/20/16 I don't 16 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,600 totally know exactly when the story happens. 17 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,800 Was something called, you know, Minecraft? 18 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,640 PvP where basically people would fight each. 19 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,680 Other in Minecraft, and there was this kid in Dave's class who 20 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,960 we're going to call Ben, because of course we're going to call 21 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,320 him Ben. So anyways, right, You know Dave 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,040 and Ben, you know they weren't. Necessarily best friends, but 23 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,320 they started to get to know each. 24 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,200 Other because they both were really. 25 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,840 Into the whole Minecraft player versus player battles. 26 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,680 And so they would start to, like, play a little bit, you 27 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,400 know, with each other after school. 28 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,840 They would go on Minecraft. Servers and they would fight 29 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,640 each other and it was actually quite fun. 30 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,400 So Dave and Ben started to. Become friends in class. 31 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:21,400 And The thing is, though, Dave. Was not friends with Ben after 32 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,800 what is about to happen, which is absolutely crazy, but you'll 33 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,240 have to wait for that one, right? 34 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,520 So anyways, right, you know Dave and Ben, you know they're. 35 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,080 Talking at recess. So there's out there, there's a 36 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:35,360 swing set at the school's recess, at the school's recess, 37 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,840 at the school's playground. So Dave and Dave and Ben, 38 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,960 they're both on the swings. And you know, Ben is like man. 39 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,240 I don't know, I. Really don't like Miss 40 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,240 Davenport. So miss. 41 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,400 Davenport is going to be the name of their teacher for their 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,520 math class and Dave's like dude, I know she's the worst and. 43 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,120 Ben's like bro, like I wish I could just like. 44 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:58,480 Spend my entire day getting better in Minecraft PvP like 45 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,120 learning how to like be better but instead I have to spend all 46 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,040 this time learning my times tables. 47 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,440 Bro I hate those. Little side note, I hated my 48 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,400 times tables because I would be like time to be like you have to 49 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,240 do all these in one minute. I'm terrible under pressure. 50 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,800 I didn't not like those. But anyways, Dave and. 51 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,840 Ben, you know, they were talking about how they really didn't 52 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,360 like, you know, the Minecraft, the Minecraft, the, the, the 53 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,800 math they had to do in their class and how they thought that 54 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,400 their teacher was like extra, extra mean. 55 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,160 Even though Dave tells me in retrospect, the teacher was 56 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,960 actually super normal. Like she was like, honestly just 57 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,000 trying to teach them the fundamentals of math that they 58 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,960 would need for like the next seven years of schooling. 59 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,160 But at that time, Dave and Ben, the Minecraft kid, they just, 60 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,000 they just didn't get that. So Dave and Ben decided. 61 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,840 That you know what? They were going to pull a prank 62 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,400 on their teacher to somehow get more time to play Minecraft. 63 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,360 So what they were going to do is they were going to find a way to 64 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,840 bring their like computers into class. 65 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,200 And to play Minecraft like during class so that they can 66 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,920 cause like, what they were thinking is they even been the 67 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:01,480 Minecraft kid. We're like, you know what, I 68 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,360 hate math. When am I actually going to use 69 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,520 it? But you know what I'm using 70 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,000 every day? My Minecraft player versus 71 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,560 player battle skills. Oh yeah, baby. 72 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,720 So yeah. Basically they were thinking. 73 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,360 To themselves like we got to practice in class because we're. 74 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,880 Wasting all of our time doing math. 75 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,400 This is ridiculous. So anyways, they conjure up a. 76 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,600 Plan and the whole plan is that they will like. 77 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,120 Put their. Backpacks on their desk, because 78 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,600 they actually had pretty big desks and they would also sit 79 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,880 all the way in the back of class and their backpacks would be 80 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,720 like on the desk enough so that it would be kind of blocking 81 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,880 their computers. And they'd whip out their 82 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,520 computers and, you know, they would have their mouses or 83 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,680 whatever. And then they would play 84 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,960 Minecraft in class and they just like attach the school Wi-Fi. 85 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,920 This was so far. Back then that like the school 86 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,720 Wi-Fi, like people like the P, the administrators in the school 87 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,000 didn't even know about like how to do like Wi-Fi blocking. 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,320 You know how like some like when you go to school Wi-Fi, you 89 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,920 can't look up certain sites or use certain things? 90 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,600 This is back in the day when like they didn't even know about 91 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,040 this. They're just like, oh, Internet 92 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,360 connection, cool, anyone can use it. 93 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,520 We don't really care. I don't know if every school was 94 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,640 like this, but at least the Dave in a Ben school was like this. 95 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,520 So anyways, the. Next day rolls around. 96 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,360 And they bring their. Computers into school. 97 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,000 And hunt on. The way out Dave's mom was like, 98 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,959 oh honey, why do you have your computer with you? 99 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,920 And you know, Dave was like, I need to think quick on the 100 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,880 spotty so. We need it for. 101 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,200 Class and Dave's mom's like, oh. Cool. 102 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,960 So anyways. Dave goes into school. 103 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,600 He meets up with Ben before class. 104 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,760 He's like, bro, Are you ready? And Ben's like, yeah, dude, I 105 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,480 got my, you know, I got my PC, I'm ready for this. 106 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,160 So they go into class and they both sit in the back of the 107 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,320 class. And the teacher's like all. 108 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,120 Right class today we'll be learning about. 109 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,760 Long division, by the way, Screw long division. 110 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,680 That is the worst thing ever. But. 111 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,400 Anyways, right, so Dave and Ben, you know they're. 112 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,040 Sitting in the back of class, they pull out their backpacks 113 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,960 and they put. Them on their desk and the 114 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,560 teacher kind of looks. Over and doesn't think anything 115 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,560 of it. She's like weird. 116 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,040 But if you want, if you want to have less desk space, then be my 117 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,200 guest, bro. Like that's not on me, that's on 118 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,240 you. So whatever. 119 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,160 And then Dave and Ben, you know, they pull out their computers 120 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,480 and then they pull out their mice. 121 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,840 And they barely. Have enough room to fit 122 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,480 everything on there, but barely is still is still it. 123 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,200 You know they still have enough room, even if it's barely enough 124 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,840 room. So anyways, right? 125 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,840 They get their laptops out, they connect to the Wi-Fi they're in. 126 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,120 They're like, all right, this is perfect. 127 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,000 So they go on whatever player versus player Minecraft server 128 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,360 where they can fight each other and other. 129 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,440 People, I don't know if it. Was high pixel back in the day. 130 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,200 I don't know if it was like like a bad lion or whatever. 131 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,000 I don't even know. I don't know the history that 132 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,760 well, but they go on their server. 133 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,760 Right. And the thing? 134 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,960 About like Minecraft PvP if you don't know. 135 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,080 When you fight. Someone in Minecraft, you 136 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,160 normally have like a sword Normally, yeah. 137 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,520 I mean, you can have like bow rod, lava bucket, you can have a 138 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,880 lot of stuff, but normally it's sword fighting. 139 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,840 And for sword fighting you need to click. 140 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,400 And neither of these kids have auto clickers or anything like 141 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,440 this. So they wanted to swing their 142 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,960 sword. They needed to click. 143 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,920 And The thing is right, they didn't have some. 144 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,200 Kind of like ghost mouse that makes no sounds when you click 145 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,720 it, which I don't know even if that's a thing cuz like why 146 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:13,160 would you want that? Except for this very specific 147 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,520 situation which doesn't come up often. 148 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,480 Well, actually I don't know man. I mean, I'm not typically in 149 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:22,200 class pretending to be like hiding behind like a backpack 150 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:27,000 secretly playing Minecraft, ignoring my math schools or my 151 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,360 like math class or whatever that. 152 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,480 Doesn't normally happen, but anyways, right? 153 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,000 So The thing is. For them to play they need to be 154 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,120 clicking and remember. This class isn't super. 155 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,160 Loud and rowdy. And no one else. 156 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,720 Is on their computers and no one else is clicking a mouse. 157 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,880 So they don't even. Really think of this. 158 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,640 They're just like. Dave and Ben are just so 159 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,280 excited. To the fact that they're able to 160 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,000 play Minecraft during their math class, Do they? 161 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,360 Legitimately just start they. Get on the server and they go. 162 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,360 Actually, I have a mouse with me right now. 163 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:59,240 They just start going. They just start like going crazy 164 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,000 and they're clicking away and they're fighting. 165 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,120 People and they're doing. Pretty well, right? 166 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,200 So Dave is super focused right now. 167 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,840 He's playing this kid who's actually. 168 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,760 Pretty good and they're, you know, they're really. 169 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,480 Close. They're basically have the same 170 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:15,360 number of hits and he hears Ben whisper Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave 171 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,680 and. Or and Dave's like. 172 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,560 Ben, stop, stop. I'm in the middle of a fight. 173 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,720 And that's when. The teacher says. 174 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,200 Then he hears his name again, but he hears Dave and sure 175 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,440 enough it is Miss Davenport and he looks up and he immediately 176 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,160 closes his computer. And at this point, Ben is like 177 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:37,400 my God, and Dave is like. Hi, Miss Davenport, how's it 178 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,440 going? Miss Davenport, how's it going? 179 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:45,560 There, what's good, Miss Devonport? 180 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,680 Sure enough, like Miss Devonport, it's like you too. 181 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,240 You're coming with me. And they pack their bags and 182 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,280 they walk up to the principals office and they get in trouble 183 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,840 because you're not supposed to be doing that in class. 184 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,440 And yeah. And the principal ends up 185 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,840 calling their parents when Dave gets bag caves. 186 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,560 Moms like. You were playing Minecraft. 187 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,400 You were playing like video. Games. 188 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,280 I don't know if you knew if it was Minecraft exactly so. 189 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,600 You were playing video games in class. 190 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,440 You're supposed to be paying attention. 191 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,160 Like, you know, this is foundational material for the 192 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,240 rest of your like the rest of your academic career. 193 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,400 Like you're going to be in college and college math class 194 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,880 and you're going to be thinking back, why didn't I pay attention 195 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,640 to that long division? Bro I've never done long 196 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:30,280 division like since 7th since 4th grade bro just a little tip. 197 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,200 I mean learn it because you need to pass, but I've never used 198 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,679 that stuff again. Oh my God. 199 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:38,360 Anyways though, Dave. Is not happy and you know, Ben 200 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,159 is also not happy. So the next day, you know, while 201 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:43,159 they did get in trouble, they still had their recess 202 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:44,840 privileges. So they went out back to the 203 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:49,160 swing set and they were. And Ben is like dude, dude, Miss 204 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:53,280 Davenport is the worst. And Dave's like bro bro bro bro 205 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:57,560 100% she is the worst. Even though like in retrospect, 206 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,960 Dave tells me that Miss Davenport was literally just 207 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,280 doing her job and that Dave back then and Ben his friend were 208 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,680 just a bunch of dumb kids. But. 209 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,960 Anyways, at the time Dave. And Ben were like bro she is the 210 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,120 worst. We need to. 211 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,360 Actually get back at her for what she did to us. 212 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,480 Dave's like, bro, what were you thinking? 213 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,600 And Ben's like, you know what? Last night I was just so angry 214 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,440 that I was sitting there and I was. 215 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,800 Just trying to come. Up with something. 216 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,600 I was trying to come up with an epic. 217 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,280 Prank that would truly get her so Dave and. 218 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,560 Ben end up doing. Something which you guys will 219 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,520 hear in just a little bit, that is. 220 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,400 Something that I have. To do a little bit of a 221 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,600 disclaimer, do not do this. I have personally never done it 222 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,720 and I. Actually don't know. 223 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,840 Anyone who's done this? And it's also. 224 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,480 Pretty illegal. And it's it's, it's a. 225 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,000 Jerk move and you should never do something like this. 226 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,320 That's just my disclaimer coming from me so I can freely tell the 227 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,400 rest of the story. So anyways, on the swing set, 228 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,440 Dave and Ben, since they live close to each other and they're 229 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,760 allowed to kind. Of roam around. 230 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,560 Ben's like, dude, I figured out exactly where Miss Davenport 231 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,120 lives last night. And Dave's like, bro, what? 232 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,640 And Ben's like, dude, Miss Davenport. 233 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,280 She lives, really. Close to us like she lives like 234 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:13,840 5 minutes away and Dave's like bro OK what do you want me to do 235 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,200 with this information? And Ben's like, dude. 236 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,120 My mom just bought. Eggs and she. 237 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,920 Probably so much stuff. Goes in her fridge. 238 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,240 She won't notice if she loses. Some eggs, right? 239 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,360 And Ben's like or Dave's like, bro, Ben, I don't understand 240 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,640 what you're trying to say. And that's when Ben says you and 241 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,520 me tonight we're going to go Egger House for what she did to 242 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,440 us. Real quick if you made it this 243 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,760 far into the video. Comment door down below. 244 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,680 That's for the Ogs of this channel. 245 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,920 If you don't get it, that's all good, but if you've been around 246 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,640 for a while, that probably that probably. 247 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,600 Brought you back, but anyways if you made it this far into the 248 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,680 video. Common door down below do or the 249 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,040 thing that like you know you enter a house with or a 250 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,920 building. With I just want to see how many 251 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,600 people make this far into the video and also if you want to 252 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,760 support the channel, literally binge watch these videos, like 253 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,160 sit down and watch a bunch of story videos in a row. 254 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,480 It really helps me out more than you can ever imagine. 255 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,840 And let me know in the comments. Section what you were. 256 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,640 Doing while binge watching these videos. 257 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,120 Are you playing video games? Are you doing some artwork? 258 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,320 Are you going to sleep whatever you're doing, let me know. 259 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,520 I'll heart it and I'll even sometimes. 260 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,320 Throw up your. Comments on screen so. 261 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,640 Here's some people. Here's a little bit of a shout 262 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,640 out to these people if. You want a bit of a shout out in 263 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,400 a future video? Just comment how you're. 264 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,000 Supporting the channel and yeah, let's get back to it. 265 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,560 So anyways, right at this point. Dave and Ben, you know, they, 266 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,800 they kind of commit to the, you know, doing the thing that 267 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,640 they're going to. Do and after school, you know, 268 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,720 they, they basically have a plan to tell their parents that 269 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,720 they're going on a night. Like a nighttime walk at like 8. 270 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,200 And then they're going to meet. Up at a certain place. 271 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,600 So anyways, it's like 750. Five and Dave's starting to get. 272 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,840 Butterflies in his stomach like this is really crazy. 273 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,320 He's starting to feel really like weird about this, but he's 274 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,720 like, you know what, screw it, I'm just going through with it. 275 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,560 So it's 8:00. He walks out there and he meets 276 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:03,760 up with his friend Ben, and sure enough, Ben has four eggs in his 277 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,680 hands. So they're not going to like, 278 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,560 you know, some get, they're not going to load up a Gatling gun 279 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,400 with 1000 eggs and completely like, I don't know. 280 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,280 They're not going to turn her egg at her. 281 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,440 House into an omelet. Or anything like that. 282 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,800 But they're still going to egg the house, which once again, 283 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,040 disclaimer, do. Not do. 284 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,120 Do not ever do. It's not even like cool or 285 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,560 anything like that. You're an idiot if you do it 286 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,200 anyways because you will get in trouble. 287 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,280 Dumbass. But anyways, Dave and Ben, they 288 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,680 start walking over and they're hiding the eggs, right? 289 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,960 They, they walk over to where Miss Davenport's house is and 290 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:38,840 they sneak around over and then they hide in the bushes, right? 291 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,400 And Dave turns to Ben. He's like, dude, Are you sure 292 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,720 about this? And Ben's like, don't forget 293 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,240 what she did to us. And with that, Dave gets, Dave 294 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,800 gets a little angry. He takes one of the eggs, he's 295 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,280 like on three. And then Ben takes one of his 296 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,640 eggs. He's like, all right. 297 00:12:53,640 --> 00:13:01,240 And Dave's like 3-2 one and then two eggs splat. 298 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,240 And then he's like, all right, we got to fire this one quickly. 299 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:08,360 They take both them again and sure enough they got 4 eggs. 300 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,800 Right across the. Side of the house and this time 301 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,160 they need to get out of there so they don't run away but they 302 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,440 kind of like power walk away and they kind of sneak out of there 303 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,800 and they watch and they hear the door open but by that time they 304 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,440 are out of sight so Dave and Ben quickly like power walk away and 305 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,200 they go out of sight out of distance they're like Oh my. 306 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,720 God, Oh my God. That was crazy. 307 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:33,200 They're like, we totally got her and Dave is like, we totally got 308 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,200 her and Ben's like, I don't know. 309 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,520 Dave's like, dude, we totally got her. 310 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,640 Like how could you want to get her? 311 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,840 More and once again, Ben's like, I don't know, man. 312 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,840 I, I I don't know if that was enough. 313 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,160 And Dave's like, well, that was enough for me. 314 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,400 So sure enough, they go back, you know, they go back home, 315 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,720 they go to bed, you know, the next day wake up and, you know, 316 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,000 you know, they go to school and they're sitting and, you know, 317 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,560 once again, they go back to their their swing set. 318 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,320 And Dave is like, man, I don't know. 319 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,320 I just don't feel satisfied with what happened. 320 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,360 I feel like she deserves more. And at this point, Ben's like 321 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,920 Bro or Dave's like bro Ben. What do you mean? 322 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,160 We got our, we got our house, we got our good and. 323 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,600 Ben's just like, man, I don't know. 324 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,760 Dave, like I. Just I just. 325 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,680 Don't feel like we actually did get her good. 326 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,560 I feel like, I feel like there's still more. 327 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,640 That can be done the right, the wrong. 328 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,840 Has not been righted. And Dave's like. 329 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,520 Bro chill out the the wrong has definitely been righted. 330 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,440 Which by the way, 2 wrongs do not equal right, bro, but. 331 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,720 And anyways, right. So sure enough, they go back to 332 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,520 class and they're sitting there and you know, Miss Davenport 333 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:40,040 calls on Ben. Ben doesn't know the answer and 334 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,320 doesn't embarrass him from the whole class. 335 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,840 But bro, when you get called on and you very clearly are not 336 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,200 trying to have your hand raised because you're not trying to get 337 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,800 called on and the teacher calls on you in class and everyone 338 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,680 looks and you turn around and you're like, I have no idea what 339 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,760 you're talking about. That's embarrassing. 340 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,320 But apparently that was just like, that was the last straw 341 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,640 for Ben. And as they're like, so their 342 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,040 school is out or not school's out, but school's out for the 343 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,240 day. They're going to. 344 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,600 They're waiting in line to be picked up by their parents. 345 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,160 And Ben walks up to Dave and is like, bro, I'm getting revenge. 346 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,280 I'm Miss Davenport for embarrassing me today. 347 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,120 And you know, Dave's or Dave's like, bro, what are you talking 348 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,600 about? And Ben's like, dude. 349 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,680 She's been crazy recently. And what we did was just like, 350 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,640 it was a, it was a little drop in the bucket. 351 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,680 It really means nothing. But I'm going to get her 352 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,320 tomorrow and I'm going to use my Minecraft skills to get her 353 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,920 back. I'm going to, you put my 354 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,000 training to good, good use. And Dave looked at him and had 355 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,840 literally no idea what he was going to do. 356 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:43,560 So he's like, OK, man, cool. So anyways, the next day rolls 357 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:48,000 around and once again before class, they're at recess and 358 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,960 they're sitting on the swings. Dave and Ben always sit on the 359 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,800 swings together. No one else really uses the 360 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,120 swings. So they're kind of like, it's 361 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,200 the place they always go to. And Dave's is talking and Ben's 362 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,640 like, bro, you're going to want to be in class today. 363 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,080 And Dave's like, dude, of course I'm going to be in class. 364 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,680 Like what? What would I do if I skipped it? 365 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,000 Sit in the bathroom dude. Like what? 366 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,040 Because remember. They didn't really have phones 367 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,240 then. I mean, phones were a thing, but 368 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,080 since they were kids, they didn't really have it. 369 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,280 But. Anyways, Ben goes. 370 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,720 On bro, you're going to want to be there and Dave's like, OK, 371 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,240 like you want to tell me? And Ben's like Nope, it's. 372 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,880 Going to be a surprise, but just know that Miss Davenport is not 373 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,160 going to want to mess with me or anyone else, including you. 374 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,720 After this. And Dave's like, OK, man, cool. 375 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,680 So they get to class and you know they Dave. 376 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,520 Dave sits next to Ben. And he looks over and there's. 377 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,120 Something's. Weird with Ben's. 378 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,840 Bag. And and that's when Dave 379 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,000 realizes. You know, there's like, fake 380 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,440 plushy Minecraft diamond swords he can buy online, like the 381 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,440 little toy things. Yeah, one of those, the handle 382 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,200 of that was sticking out of his. It was sticking out of his 383 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,360 backpack. And Dave looks at Ben is 384 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,960 whispering like yo dude, why is there a. 385 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,160 Why is there a diamond sword in your backpack? 386 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,319 And Ben's like. Bro, you're gonna see dude. 387 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:14,000 And Dave's like, OK, what? And Dave's like, bro, just wait. 388 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,960 It's going to be crazy. And Dave's like, all right, man, 389 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,480 I'll trust you on this one. So sure enough, right, You know, 390 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,280 Dave, Ben is kind of just waiting to be called on. 391 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,480 And sure enough, Miss Davenport's like, all right, 392 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,200 Ben, can you answer this? Because she was going around 393 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,320 just asking people. And Ben's like. 394 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,440 Miss Davenport, I did not raise my. 395 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,280 Hand and Miss Davenport's like, well, sometimes I call on 396 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,400 people. It's just part of the class and 397 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,000 Ben is like stands up. He's like, that is the last 398 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,200 time. That you disrespect. 399 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,480 Me, ma'am. And he reaches into his 400 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,480 backpack. And grips out his diamond sword. 401 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,760 And Dave is like, Oh my God, this guy's gone off the rocker. 402 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:57,360 And he starts swinging around like and miss Davenport's like. 403 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,200 Ben, what is that like? Why do you have like a little 404 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,040 fake? Plastic sword or whatever. 405 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,040 And Dave is like you or. Ben is like, you don't 406 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,240 understand. He starts walking towards her. 407 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,680 Swing it. Everyone. 408 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,040 In the class is dead silent they're like bro this kids gone 409 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,480 insane. Oh my God. 410 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,000 But anyways, right, so Dave or. Not Dave. 411 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,040 Ben is walking towards him with the sword. 412 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,320 Miss Davenport's like dude or she doesn't. 413 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,160 OK, Miss Davenport, the teacher, the 40 year old math teacher 414 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,160 does not say dude, but she's like. 415 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,440 Ben put that down immediately and you're coming with me. 416 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,440 To the you know, the principal's office and Ben's like. 417 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,560 No, you've. Disrespected me and my. 418 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,280 Brethren, for too long. And he goes up and he's like. 419 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,520 Any last words? And you know Mr. Miss 420 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,840 Davenport's like. Ben, put that thing down 421 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,960 immediately. You and I are going to the 422 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,200 principal's off. Cut off mid sentence? 423 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,600 Why was she cut off mid sentence? 424 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,520 Well, because of that point, Ben had enough and he swung with the 425 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,520 diamond. Sword, However, he got too 426 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,320 close. To her. 427 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,040 So when he swung with the diamond sword, he held the 428 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,400 diamond. Sword in his first. 429 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:12,640 So tightly that when he swung, he didn't hit her. 430 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,280 Only with the diamond. Sword. 431 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,920 He accidentally hit her. With his first, that was. 432 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,960 Clutching onto the diamond sword so tightly that he basically 433 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,600 just square punched her in the face. 434 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,440 And at this point, it was such like, I know he's just a little 435 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,400 kid, but just like the shock and the momentum and just. 436 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,000 Somehow he got it just right. That he went. 437 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,880 And this Davenport stood there for like a second. 438 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,920 And then just. Collapsed on the floor and. 439 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,600 Everyone, their mouths were just gaping open. 440 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,560 They were just like. What? 441 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:53,480 What? What is going? 442 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,400 What is going on? What? 443 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,480 And so OK, so sure enough, one girl just. 444 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,760 Runs out of the. Room immediately and Ben is kind 445 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,560 of the standing there just kind of shocked with what happened 446 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,640 because. Bro, you're not expecting to 447 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,440 knock. Out the. 448 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,080 Teacher with your diamond sword, I don't care how. 449 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,960 Delusional you are like you were just not expecting that to 450 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,560 happen and you know Ben's is standing. 451 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,680 There he's like Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my 452 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,160 God, Oh my God, what I. Do what I do and when the class 453 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,680 is like Oh my God. Is she dead? 454 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,000 Oh my. She was not dead, she's just 455 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,440 knocked out but within like 5 minutes the girl. 456 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,000 That ran out, actually. Ran out just to go get like help 457 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,880 from like security or whatever. And sure enough, security walks 458 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,600 in and they look at what's happening. 459 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,920 They see the kid with the diamond sword and the teacher 460 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,000 slumped over. And the girl points to him and 461 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,240 says that's the kid. Security goes up, grabs Ben, is 462 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,640 like, you're coming with us. And the other security officer 463 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,560 goes and checks like Miss Davenport's pulse to make sure 464 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,760 that she wasn't like, actually, you know, you know, destroyed by 465 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,320 that. And sure not she was fine but 466 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,960 like she was knocked out. They call an ambulance. 467 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,000 Ambulance comes over Miss Davenport. 468 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,440 Starts coming back too, you know, she's given water, 469 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,640 electrolytes, whatever, and Dave's is sitting there like. 470 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,720 Oh my. God, so Ben actually gets up 471 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,320 getting expelled from the school. 472 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,840 He's not suspended, he's not on truck, he's expelled from the 473 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,880 school. They have like a 0 tolerance for 474 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,000 anything like that. However, you know there was some 475 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,800 questioning to Ben about like the recent like egging to her 476 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,720 house because she did report it to the school and Ben. 477 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,280 Thankful, Dave. Thankful. 478 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,920 Like thankful to Ben. Ben did not say anything. 479 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,640 Ben kept his mouth shut, that he knew nothing of it, that that 480 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,560 was ridiculous, and they didn't look any further into it. 481 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,040 And Ben and Dave? Never really spoke that much 482 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,520 afterwards because Dave's mom, like, I don't want you hanging 483 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,520 out with Ben. He's a bad. 484 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,640 Influence and all. That kind of stuff. 485 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,760 And to this day, Dave and Ben have not seen each other since. 486 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,600 And Dave does not know where Ben is. 487 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,840 Ben might be at some other school. 488 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,520 Like Dave thinks that like the parents moved because he 489 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,040 actually walked over to see like if Ben was at his house because 490 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,800 he wanted to like to see how he was doing. 491 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,000 And it was like a totally different family in that house 492 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,840 when he went over. It was kind of weird, but 493 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,680 whatever, right?