1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,200 What's up, guys? Welcome back to a brand new 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,600 story. Today, we have a story of the 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:08,600 stinkiest Minecraft kid ever, who smells really bad, and he 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,300 thinks that his stink, his natural odor. 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:15,600 Gives him unlimited R is ability and he can pick up any girl ever 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,700 on the face of this Earth. This is quite the story. 7 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,800 I know you'll enjoy it. So sit back, relax. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,200 Leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing limited 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,100 time by the way, unless this jump right into it. 10 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,400 So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:33,100 story while Alice so anyways Wallace was 12 at a time, this 12 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,700 happened not that long ago. Maybe walls is still 12, I don't 13 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:37,800 know. He just told me that this time. 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,700 He was 12, right? And he and his boys were kind of 15 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:43,500 hanging out one day. When Wallace's mom came down and 16 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,400 said, hey like guys and talks Wallace and his friends. 17 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,800 There's a new kid moving into the neighborhood. 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,500 I thought it'd be cool. I thought I'd be good or cool if 19 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,800 you guys went and talked to him. So I set something up with you 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,000 and him tomorrow and then also with you and him two days from 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 then, basically, the plan was the wall. 22 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,900 And his friends were going to go over to this kids house, get to 23 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,200 know them a little bit and then the next day they were all going 24 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,500 to go to the mall together. Is that was the thing that 25 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,300 Wallace and his friends enjoy doing. 26 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,500 So while since friends really had no objection to this, we're 27 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,100 just going to call his friends been collectively. 28 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,700 Like I'm going to refer to them both has been because they don't 29 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,900 really have any. They don't really have any like 30 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,600 qualities in the story that they need to be separated by. 31 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,300 So we're just going to call them both been. 32 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,900 But anyways, Wallace and Wallace, and it will say Wallace 33 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,900 and his friends. I'll say bad as necessary. 34 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,200 Well since friends had no objection to this as they 35 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,000 thought okay well school new person know maybe school and 36 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,400 worst case scenario he's not and we're just not friends with him 37 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,600 like we'll figure it out pretty soon. 38 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,600 So anyways, fast forward to the day where Wallace and his 39 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,300 friends, go over to this guy's house and this was the beginning 40 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,000 of the end, man, this is were things. 41 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:53,800 They only went down from here. So anyways, they're driving up 42 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,700 to the house and Wallace's mom drops them off and says, doesn't 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,700 plan to stay as she has to go and do things. 44 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,500 They're basically going to be stuck at this. 45 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,800 Guy's house for two hours, which doesn't sound bad. 46 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,600 I mean, especially if you like the guy a few or Lee's you could 47 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,699 like the guy. That's probably a good thing 48 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:11,200 because, you know, you're spending more time with your 49 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,500 friend. However, this was about to be 50 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,600 one of the hardest experiences of their lives. 51 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:17,500 I mean, there are only 12, so, it's not like they've won 52 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,800 through that much. But anyways, yeah, so they're 53 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,800 walking into the house and, or they walk up to the house, they 54 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,100 knock on the door. Now, the Minecraft kids mom. 55 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,200 We're going to call them the Minecraft kid, by the way. 56 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,300 And I have to use this as well. Weimer all the time, just 57 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:34,400 because people don't get it. I'm this. 58 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,900 This is not dedicated towards anyone who plays Minecraft 59 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:40,800 things, pretty clear that I enjoy the game, or at least used 60 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,400 to enjoy the game. A lot when I was a kid as shown 61 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,800 by the background footage I'm using look the term Minecraft 62 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,100 kid. It isn't really even meaning you 63 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:52,500 like Minecraft. It almost means the one that is 64 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:56,300 someone who is embodied by Minecraft wearing the same 65 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,600 creeper hoodie every single day, being on Discord 21st. 66 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,400 And having the hygiene of a Discord mod. 67 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,900 That is basically what I mean by Minecraft kid. 68 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,500 I don't mean you just like Minecraft. 69 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,900 So just stop being mad and the comments and use your common 70 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,700 sense for one second. It's all I ask is one second. 71 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,200 Anyways, they walk up to the house in the Minecraft kids. 72 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,100 Mom, greet them at the door. Lets them in Wallace's Mom 73 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,200 leaves. As soon as she sees her kids and 74 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,500 or her kid, and his friends, go into the house, they enter the 75 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:28,600 house and the Minecraft kids mom says okay well, the Minecraft 76 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,000 kids actually upstairs, right? Right now, he's in the middle of 77 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,400 one of his little gaming sessions. 78 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,000 I'm sure you boys know what it's like to be in the middle of a 79 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,700 gaming session and have your mother interrupt it. 80 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,500 I'm sure it's the worst. They'll kind of looked at each 81 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,300 other like, I guess bro. Like all right. 82 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,100 Okay, I don't know how to respond. 83 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,300 All right. Yeah. 84 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,500 So she's like well he's actually just up there. 85 00:03:56,100 --> 00:04:00,300 So Wallace leads leads. The other two upstairs And they 86 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:03,300 go up the stairs, they make a left, and they go down this 87 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:07,800 hallway and immediately something just smells wrong. 88 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,500 Like, it doesn't necessarily smells okay. 89 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,100 Just felt very bad. It's like a little pungent. 90 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,600 It's like, I don't know, you left something in the trash that 91 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,300 maybe you shouldn't have left in the trash. 92 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:20,700 Like you left some like, food in the, like an exposed trash or 93 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:24,800 something and you forgot to take the trash out for weeks and it 94 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,700 just like got stuck somewhere. And then after a while, it 95 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:31,100 starts to decompose and rot. It makes this little smell, 96 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,200 right? So the thing is though as they 97 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,400 get closer and closer to the room where they hear Creeper 98 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,600 explosion noises in Minecraft dragon noises this, this Mel 99 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,300 gets stronger and stronger and stronger and one of Wallace's 100 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:48,200 friends been since like I do like do you smell that it smells 101 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,500 awful while this is like yeah it's like something died in the 102 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,600 walls bro. Like what? 103 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:57,200 So yeah, anyways, they get closer and closer to the 104 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:02,100 Minecraft kids room and the smell gets In worse, and that's 105 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:05,000 when they get to the door and they're looking at the door 106 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,100 handle thankfully, right? It was a push door. 107 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,900 You didn't have to pull it to open it because looking at the 108 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:16,200 door handle, the door handle had all this crust and grime and 109 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:21,300 sludge and probably just like the the Cheeto dust that's been 110 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,500 molding because it's been there for three years. 111 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,600 It is the most disgusting thing ever. 112 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,600 And also the door somehow has like sludge all over it. 113 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,800 Which bro, I get it. If you're messy, my room's, not 114 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,900 always looking the greatest. I try and keep it as clean as 115 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,400 possible, but we all have those days where you just forget but 116 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,000 dude, how does it get so bad that the door gets gross? 117 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,700 Like, how do you get to a point where the door is getting gross? 118 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:46,700 So, I know I've said up to this point, the hallway, smelled, 119 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,700 pretty bad, but it was nothing for what they were about to 120 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:53,000 experience. So Alex, decide or sorry, 121 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Wallace. Alex, is the name of the last 122 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,300 guy? Wallace opens the door, not with 123 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,900 his hand. He literally uses his foot. 124 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:04,700 A gently push open the door and when I say, jump scare warning. 125 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,200 There should have been a jump-scare warning for Wallace 126 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,900 and his friends because boom, he gets hit in the face, not hit in 127 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,900 the face with anything physical. It's not like a ball was thrown 128 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,900 at him or shot with a Nerf gun or something. 129 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,100 Not like the Minecraft kid was playing a prank on him. 130 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:25,300 It was a wall of stink. It was a wall of stench. 131 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,300 It was the most foul. It was the most putrid. 132 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:33,900 It was The most disgusting. It was the most egregious smell 133 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,300 they have ever smelled in their lives. 134 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,000 They've talked about this after the fact and they all agreed 135 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,200 that nothing has ever smelled. This bad not even close. 136 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,700 Right. So it says, if like, I don't 137 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:51,100 know, something died in the Minecraft kids room and it was 138 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,500 just literally rotting away in the middle of the room. 139 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:58,000 It was as if the Minecraft kid wants the bathroom primarily in 140 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,600 his pillow and slept on Hello. Every single night it was as if 141 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,600 insert the grossest thing ever. That would smell terrible. 142 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,400 And then just apply it to the smell of this room. 143 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,000 This room was terrible and Not only was it terrible. 144 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,100 There was crap all over the floor. 145 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,800 It was still, there was flies all in the room. 146 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:21,700 It was disgusting. It was the worst room they've 147 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:26,300 ever stumbled upon and the kid rolls around or not rolls 148 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,000 around. But isn't as spinny chair spins 149 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,300 around is like Hey guys, my name's Minecraft kid actually 150 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,400 says his real name, but we're going to use Minecraft kid. 151 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,200 He's like, hey guys, my name's Minecraft Ken, what are your 152 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,600 names? And you know what, I call 153 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,700 Wallace Wallace is like, hey, this is what I'm Wallace. 154 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,500 That's been and points. His other friend that's been, 155 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:52,000 maybe they're different names, but for the sake of those, it's 156 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,600 nice to meet you. Where the friends in your 157 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,200 neighborhood? Minecraft kids. 158 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,700 I okay, cool. If you guys don't mind, I'm 159 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,900 gonna get back to my Minecraft game and you literally turns 160 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,100 Round. And he just goes back to like 161 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,000 clicking. And like, they're looking at his 162 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,800 keyboard and mouse. His keyboard is basically a flat 163 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,200 surface. It's a flat surface because 164 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,700 there's so much Gunk and crap in between the keys that it's, 165 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,700 there's almost no physical divots. 166 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:19,300 It's just like a flat Edge. It's a flat surface because all 167 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,000 the divots, were, the keyboards are just fill a filled with, 168 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 like, gamer Gunk and it's disgusting, right? 169 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:28,100 And is mouse to was sticky like his Mouse. 170 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,100 Like, when you click down it, like, It's stuck a little bit 171 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,900 which he was complaining about. Like man. 172 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,400 My clicks per second are actually not that high. 173 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,100 I don't know why. And they just here are those 174 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,500 like the mouse sound bro it was not good. 175 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:45,900 So yeah, they walk over. First of all, they were just 176 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,600 like at this point Wallace was this like really proud of his 177 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:53,100 friends for not projectile vomiting or just collapsing on 178 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,600 the ground, right? That he was very proud of them 179 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,700 for not doing that. Just by the sheer smell of the 180 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:02,600 room that they entered. Very, very proud extremely proud 181 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,800 actually. So they walk in and they see 182 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,300 just like 1,000 Monster Energy cans sitting on the desk. 183 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,700 And I know that there's a monster. 184 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:17,200 Energy fans in here guys, please it's that good for you bad. 185 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,000 Look live your life and I'm about to make people mad but 186 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:25,300 bro, please limit yourself. That stuff is not good. 187 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,000 You're basically you're basically snorting seed oils and 188 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,300 red dye. Number 40. 189 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:33,100 I know those two things are not in Monster Energy, but it's the 190 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,400 is the health equivalent of doing that. 191 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,200 But you can do what you want. Just look in general, do things 192 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,400 in moderation. There was like a thousand 193 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,300 Monster Energy cans, half of them spilling all over the place 194 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,900 right next to his game. What the Minecraft kid called 195 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:51,600 his gaming, Battleship AKA his desk and he was just like, 196 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,900 clicking around and he was sitting and like the squatting 197 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,500 he was like various sitting very weirdly you sitting. 198 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,100 Like I don't know if you guys ever saw death. 199 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,900 No but you know, a From Death Note, it's like literally the 200 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:04,900 only anime I've ever watched anime just isn't really my 201 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,700 thing. However that one show Death Note 202 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:10,000 fire. That was so sick the rest of it 203 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,100 does. I don't really like, but 204 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:15,500 anyways, he sitting like that and he's like, bro, I'm not even 205 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,900 gonna go into it but his feet were not. 206 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,800 Well manicured that's all I'm going to say. 207 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,400 I'm not trying to say that he wasn't going to a spa every 208 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,500 single day. I wasn't trying to say that 209 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,700 like, I don't know, he's not adding like a coat, I don't 210 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:29,800 know. Let's just say that. 211 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,000 That things were not looking great down there. 212 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,600 It says it, I don't know if you guys have ever been to the pool, 213 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,600 when like an 80 year old grandpa walks over and like he's got his 214 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,900 dogs out and, you know, that he's doesn't have the ability to 215 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,500 bend over and like clip them or whatever it is. 216 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,700 Dogs are just the worst things you've ever seen. 217 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,600 Like they might be the worst things you've ever seen. 218 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:53,600 Like they're big bad basically. The Minecraft kid had the worst 219 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,000 pair of dogs on his feet as you've ever seen, right? 220 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,000 And is this like, at this point the smell was almost 221 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,300 accumulating. In the insides of Wallace and 222 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,500 his friends noses, eventually the Minecraft kid loses his 223 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,300 Minecraft and she's like drat he turns around. 224 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:12,500 He's like, hey guys. So what do you guys do for fun 225 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:18,300 and Wallace and his friends are like, well we actually well, I 226 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,300 don't know. Will we go for hikes and stuff? 227 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,700 We go around. Play some frisbee. 228 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,500 I don't know if you're into that he's like nope I do not like 229 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,800 sports or anything with physical activity and they're all just 230 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,200 Like all right. Cool. 231 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,300 We also like going to the mall is like, sigh. 232 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,600 I know we're going there tomorrow. 233 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,600 That's the worst. I can't play Minecraft. 234 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,900 Am I'm in the wall and if I'm in a wall if I'm in the mall. 235 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,200 Yeah. I bet you wouldn't be able to 236 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,600 play Minecraft if you were in the physical walbro. 237 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,900 But anyways, right there kind of just looking at them and Wallace 238 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,200 and his friends were looking at each other and then they look 239 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,100 back at him and then they look at each other. 240 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,900 They have a feeling a sneaking suspicion, a slight In Click, 241 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:04,400 they have a, they have a feeling right, that maybe they're not 242 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:09,600 going to be the closest dearest. Most connected friends with this 243 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,400 guy because they have literally nothing in common and his. 244 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,200 His room is not the easiest. It like, for example, they 245 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,300 cannot imagine a sleepover in his room without passing away. 246 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,700 They would have to write a letter to their parents about 247 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,600 how much they love them before they went over to this kids 248 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,700 house, for a sleepover just in case they suffocated. 249 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,400 It from too much stink accumulating in their lungs 250 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,100 overnight who even knows anyways, so this kid goes on to 251 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,200 talk about like they're talking about some stuff. 252 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,200 The conversation is pretty terrible but whatever and that's 253 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,300 when the Minecraft kid brings up his like the most interesting 254 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:49,400 quote of all time a Minecraft kids like guys, do you guys have 255 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,100 any res? They're all like bro. 256 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,300 What he's like. Yeah. 257 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,400 R is like Charisma. Like are you good with the 258 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,000 ladies brow? And like Wallace? 259 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,800 Kind of was like, Wallace isn't trying to brag or anything. 260 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:03,500 Aang but he wasn't doing too bad in that department. 261 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,500 You know, he got it done. He wasn't. 262 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,900 Like, I don't know, he wasn't some Leonardo DiCaprio, bro. 263 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,300 He was at like what he was doing fine. 264 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:16,500 He was a used Chillin, you know, he did what he needs to do, but 265 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,700 Wallace was about to be like, yeah, I got plenty of beer is 266 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,500 because if anyone says that ironically they probably don't 267 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,600 have any. Like, let's just keep it a buck 268 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,400 right here. But anyways, a Minecraft kids 269 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:31,900 like so one of my pastimes. This is actually investigating 270 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,900 how to get the ladies to like me. 271 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,600 I've been making many experiments in game plans for 272 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,300 it. They're all kind of looking at 273 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,300 each other. Like all right let's take advice 274 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:45,500 from this guy of how to like secure like a beautiful 275 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,800 girlfriend. Yep. 276 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,200 Let's um, I'm all yours man, I'm listening, bro. 277 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:55,200 I'm paying attention to whatever you're saying, go for it, man. 278 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,600 Let's hear it. Let's hear it right now. 279 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,300 And yeah Minecraft kid. It goes on to say that he has 280 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:06,300 found the Rosetta Stone. He has found the secret, he has 281 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:11,200 found the Fountain of Youth, if youth is equal to getting the 282 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:16,000 women, right? He is found the 100% guaranteed 283 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,800 guide to getting laid, one thousand percent of the time. 284 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,700 And you know what his secret was and he was explained to them. 285 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:30,600 So women Instinctually very deep down. 286 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,400 They have Primal urges. They're all like Oprah. 287 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,700 Why do you have to say like that? 288 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,300 You're so weird. They didn't say that. 289 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:41,600 But they're like, bro, you say yes they have Primal urges. 290 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,500 So I was thinking about it. What is the most primal thing 291 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,600 that you could do? They think about the cavemen? 292 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:55,400 They're all like, I don't know, hunt be outside a lot. 293 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,800 Basically the opposite of the Minecraft kid. 294 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,900 And he's like, no, no, no, those were just things that they did. 295 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,500 What about the cavemen is stands out most to you. 296 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,000 And, you know, while it's in his friends, that they weren't able 297 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 to figure out exactly what the Minecraft kid was looking for. 298 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,300 So the, my craft kit eventual is like, fine. 299 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,900 I'll tell you, have you ever smelled a caveman before? 300 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,000 They're all like, what he's like? 301 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,900 Well, you probably haven't because they've been extinct for 302 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,800 a while, but I think about it. Do you think the cavemen ever 303 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,700 showered? And I like, what, bro, is that, 304 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,600 yes, think about this, the cavemen never showered, the 305 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,200 cavemen are old-fashioned woman's Natural Instincts will 306 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,600 bring them to, want to go back to their Roots. 307 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,500 Cavemen are their Roots. Therefore, I should not shower, 308 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:50,900 and I have ultimate R is because of it at this point Wallace was 309 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:56,400 just like, bro, he got ain't no way, bro, there is no way. 310 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,500 There is simply no way. Hey, this is how it's going down 311 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,100 real quick. 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So anyways, Wallace and his boys 323 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,900 are looking at each other. Like dude this bro really just 324 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:38,500 say did bro, really just say that because he doesn't shower 325 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,700 that he is going to have ultimate R is and get all the 326 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:46,100 ladies to love him. Yes, the Minecraft kid, 327 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:51,100 literally just said, oh okay because I don't shower and 328 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:55,000 cavemen didn't shower and women have instincts. 329 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,100 Therefore, I am irresistible. Today these guys you shouldn't 330 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,400 listen to me. I know what I'm saying. 331 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:06,400 Like bro, you can't be serious right now and yeah, Minecraft 332 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:11,400 kid was serious right now and yeah, so walls in his friends 333 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,300 kind of look at each other. It's basically an in real life, 334 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,300 try not to laugh challenge because this is, this is pretty 335 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,500 difficult. Try not to laugh challenge while 336 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,599 this is not gonna lie, but he's like he's got it. 337 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,500 Well, it's got to ask the pressing question. 338 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:29,200 Has it ever worked before because Here's the thing, you 339 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,900 know, you got that friend who has all the crew, he's always 340 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:35,600 given the most advice Bros always dishing out the most 341 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,300 advice when it comes to the ladies. 342 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,600 He's saying, man, you gotta do this. 343 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,900 You gotta do that. If you're not doing this, you're 344 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,800 an idiot. If you're not buying my, how to 345 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800 get the ladies course, you're a fool, right? 346 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:50,000 They're always saying the most and then you ask them, when is 347 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,400 the last time you've actually had a good interaction with the 348 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,500 woman and they're all like, well show, I've actually been 349 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,400 working. On my shelf recently, dude, if 350 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,500 they say that just means, like, not the last forever. 351 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,200 What? Last time they saw you know what 352 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,800 was the last time they came out one bro. 353 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,600 That's all I'm trying to say without getting demonetized but 354 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,300 anyways. Right so sure enough a Wallace 355 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,200 is like a has this ever worked in Minecraft kids like, well 356 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,200 actually I've been honing my stink for show long that I've 357 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,700 not spoken to a woman and I don't know five years. 358 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,600 Do they were like 12 by the way bro by the way, R is to them. 359 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:30,500 Meant like talking to a Roll and holding her hand was like, 20th 360 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,100 base, like 25th base was holding her hand and they were legit 361 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,100 scared to hold hands because they're like bro what if I hold 362 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:42,000 her hand too hard in the stork comes with the baby bro. 363 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,300 Oh my God. Anyways right so they're just 364 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,200 like oh well we're going to though and I'm Wallace is like 365 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,800 oh well dude we're going to the mall tomorrow. 366 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,600 You should really use some of that risk because I feel like I 367 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,300 feel like you definitely accumulated enough stink too. 368 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,200 To really have a presence. He's like, oh really, it was 369 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,800 like the most, it's funny because it's like Wallace just 370 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,200 complimented the Minecraft kid in the most genuine best 371 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,800 compliment the Minecraft kid could have ever wanted to hear. 372 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:15,200 Imagine someone says you smell like, I don't know, dawg. 373 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,200 You smell like my dog's butt, right? 374 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,300 And you're just like, oh my God, bro. 375 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,600 You really mean that. Do you really mean that? 376 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,500 Yo, that means so much to me, bro. 377 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,700 Thank you so much. Thank you for you. 378 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,200 Don't know how much that means to me. 379 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,200 Dude, I'm tear it up right now. Yeah. 380 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:37,700 So anyways, That Wallace and his friends are there for the next 381 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,500 like our so Ben and like Ben is like has to go to the bathroom 382 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,600 several times for a mysterious illness that may or may not 383 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,200 because of all the stink that is accumulating and it's knows 384 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,600 they've actually got picked up and when Wallace sits down the 385 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,300 car his mom's like Oh god what the fuck? 386 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:59,400 Bro what y'all smell so bad? Like Wallace's mom was super 387 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,600 blatant about the fact that they smelled bad. 388 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,600 And that's when Wallace and his friends realize that just by 389 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,900 standing And in this kid's room, they basically got sprayed by a 390 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,100 stung us Kong. They basically dove into the 391 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,400 dumpster, they basically decided to just go to the bathroom in 392 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,200 their pants and not even care about it at this point. 393 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,400 So yeah, they had to explain to his mom that it wasn't them. 394 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,900 Just like, I don't know, peeing, their pants, and letting it 395 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,800 marinate for an hour. It was a fact of the Minecraft 396 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,000 kid had certain behaviors and tendencies that maybe did not 397 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,400 align with Peak cleanliness with Peak. 398 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,900 I don't know. Hi. 399 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,800 Jean with Peak smelling not terrible. 400 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,400 So you're after explaining to his mom that at the Minecraft 401 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,800 kid to not smell so good. His mom's like, oh, well, you 402 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,600 know, boys. I can always try and make up 403 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,300 something to get you out of the playdate tomorrow. 404 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,600 If you're really thinking about, like if you really don't like 405 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,000 this kid and while this is like look, I don't think we're going 406 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000 to be friends, long-term, we have nothing in common. 407 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,200 I don't really have a lot of respect for him. 408 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,000 All he does is play video games and accumulate stinks by. 409 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,500 I don't know, pee in his Answer something and let it marinate 410 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,000 for eight hours while gaming and playing League of Legends. 411 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,800 However, he did say that he was going to pick up a girl tomorrow 412 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,700 and Mom, I don't mean to be a jerk but I really want to see 413 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,600 that his mom gives him a look like, bro, you're being mean 414 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,300 right now because we all know this kid is not going to be 415 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,500 picking up the ladies and these are eventually the moms, like, 416 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,500 okay, fine, it's going to be easier to let you guys go just 417 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,700 don't be mean and they all agreed. 418 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,700 So anyways, the next I came around and Wallace's mom drove 419 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,500 while This band and bend over to the mall and they got out and 420 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,500 whilst moms like, okay I'm gonna be back in an hour like I'm just 421 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,800 going to say I have to get you guys early but don't be too mean 422 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,800 I'll be back. So anyways right the walk in and 423 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,300 they sit down at, I don't know there's this little bench or 424 00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:55,100 whatever in the mall and it's a place that they normally meet 425 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,500 and they got the kids Snapchat or number or whatever. 426 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,800 They somehow they text him right there like Hey we're at X 427 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,900 location and eventually after five minutes. 428 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,800 It's awaiting. They see the Minecraft kid 429 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:13,000 walking over in the worst outfit on planet Earth. 430 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,500 One of the most it is it is so bad and they can our first of 431 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:23,800 all nine the fact that he has a walking around Mama but it is a 432 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,100 creep. First of all, the creeper hoodie 433 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:29,100 is not bad, you know, if I when I was 12 not bad, right? 434 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,000 Creeper hoodie, not too terrible. 435 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,700 However he was walking over in the creeper hoodie. 436 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:41,600 That had massive stains on it. It had massive blotches of crap 437 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,300 that he just spilled all over it. 438 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,600 And never felt like, figure out the cleanup. 439 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:51,300 And then he also had the strangest pants on planet Earth. 440 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:57,800 They were like, they were like, anime girls with like making 441 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,200 weird faces or something, and it was like black and white. 442 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:05,100 However, those also had big splotches of crap and big Low 443 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:10,500 marks all over them and then he literally came in slides with no 444 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:14,300 socks look. A lot of people walk around and 445 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,800 a lot of people I respect they got the slides on and they don't 446 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:22,300 have the socks on and I gotta talk a little quieter so that I 447 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:27,200 don't offend anyone in my sweet but I just don't suggest doing 448 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:33,700 that and especially if the dogs are not well taken care of in 449 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:37,600 the Minecraft kids. Things were very much not well 450 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,300 taken care of. They were definitely looking 451 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,300 like snakes proud. They were not look, they were 452 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,000 not dogs, bro. They were snakes. 453 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,500 They were coming to bite. They were definitely there. 454 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,100 The dogs were venomous bro, is not looking good. 455 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:53,900 So yeah, he comes in and the most atrocious fit on planet 456 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,600 Earth. And yellow says, oh, by the way, 457 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,000 I forgot to say the cherry on top Bros. 458 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,200 Rocking a redditor fedora he might as well have his Discord 459 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,800 mod kitten with them as well. His like in Real-life wife food, 460 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,900 know. He guys. 461 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:11,000 She's real anyways, right? So he walks over and they all 462 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,400 are just looking at him like, oh my God, this is one Wallace 463 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,900 spots. Two, girls who we kind of 464 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,400 recognizes from living in the neighborhood, sitting at a table 465 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:23,900 on the other side. And you know, the kid sits down 466 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,700 and he's all the like, he's like. 467 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,400 What's up guys? How's it going? 468 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,200 And they're all like good and while this is like, so you ready 469 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,700 to use your R is yet. He's like Guys I don't really 470 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:39,000 know. I'm kind of thinking about 471 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,800 getting my stink get a little string here but I guess it's up 472 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,500 to you guys. And while this is like no no no 473 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,900 we need to like test it now, just so you can adjust it. 474 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:52,000 Like if it doesn't work, you'll know that you need to smell even 475 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,300 worse. It's gotta be a dick there, bro. 476 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,500 But it's like yeah, it's like if we need to know like if it 477 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:01,300 doesn't work to like ramp up the rancid nasaan your stink. 478 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600 Yeah, so yeah, I think we should do it today and then Minecraft 479 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:10,900 kids Like fine, you know, I could be playing Minecraft right 480 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,000 now. They're all like, yeah, but 481 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,800 ladies dude. It's like, you know, I have 482 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:21,200 plenty of dish cord kittens. By the way, I really don't need 483 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,200 the ladies right now, but I guess I won't cheat on all my 484 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,400 various Discord, two kittens. I've been told by many people. 485 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:34,600 I am basically the Minecraft and Route 8, dude. 486 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,800 Too much fun with this story right now. 487 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,800 But anyways well, this is like bro, what? 488 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,600 And he's like okay man, sure whatever. 489 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,200 I don't know how to respond to this. 490 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:50,200 I my brain is malfunctioning because what did you just say? 491 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:54,100 But anyways over there and he points to these two girls. 492 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100 She's like you think you can raise them up bro. 493 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:02,500 And the Minecraft kids like dude Dude, there is a 100% chance. 494 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,900 I beg both of them tonight bro. They will boast be in my crib 495 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:10,500 they will be on my bed watching. Me play Minecraft and being like 496 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,500 Oh my God, Minecraft kid your show. 497 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:19,200 Uh, sorry. Anyways. 498 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,600 Well, this is like, okay, bed. Let's see it. 499 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,100 So the Minecraft is that. Okay steps up starts like 500 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:30,100 walking over walks over to the table? 501 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,100 Looks like he's about to walk past them. 502 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:36,100 It's very weird and he walks past them and Wallace. 503 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,300 Turns. His friend is like Bros. 504 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,100 This guy not, is this guy not pursuing, the list, is he is he 505 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,900 dipping, is he not going through with it in the Minecraft kid 506 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,700 starts? Doesn't walk past them. 507 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:51,300 He walks around them. He started circling their table 508 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,600 and then he starts running around their table and then he 509 00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:00,100 throws his arms back and he Sonic dashes around the table. 510 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,000 It is the most insane thing that walls and his friends have ever 511 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,200 seen. So yeah, this kid is Sonic, 512 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,100 Dashing around the table similar to how like a shark circles. 513 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,500 Its prey is the weirdest thing ever. 514 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:15,600 And eventually, the Minecraft kid who is extremely Namely not 515 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,800 so athletic because Minecraft and peeing. 516 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,500 His pants all day doesn't make him the big strong athlete, 517 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,600 right? He eventually sits down and he's 518 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,900 like, hi guys. And the two girls, there's 519 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,900 looked at out a bike. Oh my God, what? 520 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:36,500 And he's like hey guys watch good. 521 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:41,800 My name is Minecraft kid. And you know this point while 522 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800 it's in his friends are sitting close enough to overhear the 523 00:27:43,808 --> 00:27:47,900 whole conversation. And they're just like what? 524 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,600 Yeah two girls who does not have a right now. 525 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:56,000 Is that show I wanted to know what you said of Minecraft boys? 526 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,100 Are you like into the e-book boys? 527 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:06,200 Because you could shade a boy like that girls are just like 528 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,000 what? But no. 529 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,000 He's like that's fried. I was joking about being a tea 530 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,800 Boy by the way. Yes. 531 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,500 Totally not me. I'm like the opposite of that in 532 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,700 a super Shake. She way and these two girls are 533 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,600 just like bro what is this kit on right now? 534 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,300 And while it is Friends, they're dying bro. 535 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,300 They were trying to they just failed to try not to laugh 536 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,300 challenge. One of the one of the bends 537 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:34,900 basically Falls over to seat is on the ground is on the dirty 538 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,600 Mall floor. But he doesn't care, bro, 539 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,900 because he's watching the craziest thing he has ever seen 540 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:44,900 in his entire life, go down and he's trying to hold it together. 541 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,500 He's not doing a good job which I can't blame the man. 542 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,100 I wouldn't be able to hold together well either and 543 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:52,600 Minecraft kids like show with that. 544 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:57,000 All being said, all right, which one of you girls coming back to 545 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,700 the crib tonight and they both looked at each other and then 546 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:04,400 one of them is like it. Look well, this is like oh no 547 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,100 one of them's. Like what's that? 548 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:11,700 Oh, what's that smell? It gets up, one of the girls 549 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:18,800 gets up Runs to the nearest trash can and then literally 550 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,600 vomits into the trash can she must have been really faintest 551 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,500 smell a faint of stomach, right? Or she must have a really 552 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:29,500 sensitive stomach because you know, the smell was really, 553 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:33,700 really bad but to actually vomit over a smell is pretty intense. 554 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,200 So this girl must have just happened to be in the had a 555 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,300 really weak stomach or maybe really was on the cusp of 556 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:43,100 vomiting anyways, but yet she got up and she was just Like 557 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:47,000 puking into the trash can. So the other girl sees this as a 558 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,900 perfect opportunity to escape the Minecraft kid, and she gets 559 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:53,500 up and she's like, oh, I have to go talk to my friend, sorry. 560 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,700 Goodbye and Wallace walks over in Minecraft kid, is like, oh 561 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:01,600 no, maybe the stinks a little much right now, the my crap, 562 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,900 because like, no, no, no, you guys don't understand, you 563 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:07,200 didn't hear what was going on. You weren't catching on. 564 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,700 You weren't you weren't signaled into the Primal vibed. 565 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,700 Like I was, I would learning them. 566 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,600 They were feeling me show hard until the other girl just 567 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,500 happened to be sick. It's probably like all the 568 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,900 hormones that were going through her body when she was. 569 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:28,400 Smelling my schmell just too much for her man. 570 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,500 Just Shish Shish couldn't handle it. 571 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,600 I think I'm actually going to increase the smell so that the 572 00:30:35,608 --> 00:30:39,200 hormones will be so strong that she just immediately comes back 573 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,400 to my crib. And this point while this is 574 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,400 like yep. You know, that makes sense. 575 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,400 100%, I back this choice. You are right, 100%? 576 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,200 Right? Correct, I stand by what you 577 00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:56,300 were saying Minecraft kid you go? 578 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,200 Yes and yeah, eventually Wallace's mom picked them all up 579 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,500 and Wallace had quite the story to click on the video on screen 580 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,200 right now. I know you'll enjoy it, just 581 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:05,900 click it, do it.