What's up, guys? Welcome back to a brand new
story. Today, we have a story of the
stinkiest Minecraft kid ever, who smells really bad, and he
thinks that his stink, his natural odor.
Gives him unlimited R is ability and he can pick up any girl ever
on the face of this Earth. This is quite the story.
I know you'll enjoy it. So sit back, relax.
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So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this
story while Alice so anyways Wallace was 12 at a time, this
happened not that long ago. Maybe walls is still 12, I don't
know. He just told me that this time.
He was 12, right? And he and his boys were kind of
hanging out one day. When Wallace's mom came down and
said, hey like guys and talks Wallace and his friends.
There's a new kid moving into the neighborhood.
I thought it'd be cool. I thought I'd be good or cool if
you guys went and talked to him. So I set something up with you
and him tomorrow and then also with you and him two days from
then, basically, the plan was the wall.
And his friends were going to go over to this kids house, get to
know them a little bit and then the next day they were all going
to go to the mall together. Is that was the thing that
Wallace and his friends enjoy doing.
So while since friends really had no objection to this, we're
just going to call his friends been collectively.
Like I'm going to refer to them both has been because they don't
really have any. They don't really have any like
qualities in the story that they need to be separated by.
So we're just going to call them both been.
But anyways, Wallace and Wallace, and it will say Wallace
and his friends. I'll say bad as necessary.
Well since friends had no objection to this as they
thought okay well school new person know maybe school and
worst case scenario he's not and we're just not friends with him
like we'll figure it out pretty soon.
So anyways, fast forward to the day where Wallace and his
friends, go over to this guy's house and this was the beginning
of the end, man, this is were things.
They only went down from here. So anyways, they're driving up
to the house and Wallace's mom drops them off and says, doesn't
plan to stay as she has to go and do things.
They're basically going to be stuck at this.
Guy's house for two hours, which doesn't sound bad.
I mean, especially if you like the guy a few or Lee's you could
like the guy. That's probably a good thing
because, you know, you're spending more time with your
friend. However, this was about to be
one of the hardest experiences of their lives.
I mean, there are only 12, so, it's not like they've won
through that much. But anyways, yeah, so they're
walking into the house and, or they walk up to the house, they
knock on the door. Now, the Minecraft kids mom.
We're going to call them the Minecraft kid, by the way.
And I have to use this as well. Weimer all the time, just
because people don't get it. I'm this.
This is not dedicated towards anyone who plays Minecraft
things, pretty clear that I enjoy the game, or at least used
to enjoy the game. A lot when I was a kid as shown
by the background footage I'm using look the term Minecraft
kid. It isn't really even meaning you
like Minecraft. It almost means the one that is
someone who is embodied by Minecraft wearing the same
creeper hoodie every single day, being on Discord 21st.
And having the hygiene of a Discord mod.
That is basically what I mean by Minecraft kid.
I don't mean you just like Minecraft.
So just stop being mad and the comments and use your common
sense for one second. It's all I ask is one second.
Anyways, they walk up to the house in the Minecraft kids.
Mom, greet them at the door. Lets them in Wallace's Mom
leaves. As soon as she sees her kids and
or her kid, and his friends, go into the house, they enter the
house and the Minecraft kids mom says okay well, the Minecraft
kids actually upstairs, right? Right now, he's in the middle of
one of his little gaming sessions.
I'm sure you boys know what it's like to be in the middle of a
gaming session and have your mother interrupt it.
I'm sure it's the worst. They'll kind of looked at each
other like, I guess bro. Like all right.
Okay, I don't know how to respond.
All right. Yeah.
So she's like well he's actually just up there.
So Wallace leads leads. The other two upstairs And they
go up the stairs, they make a left, and they go down this
hallway and immediately something just smells wrong.
Like, it doesn't necessarily smells okay.
Just felt very bad. It's like a little pungent.
It's like, I don't know, you left something in the trash that
maybe you shouldn't have left in the trash.
Like you left some like, food in the, like an exposed trash or
something and you forgot to take the trash out for weeks and it
just like got stuck somewhere. And then after a while, it
starts to decompose and rot. It makes this little smell,
right? So the thing is though as they
get closer and closer to the room where they hear Creeper
explosion noises in Minecraft dragon noises this, this Mel
gets stronger and stronger and stronger and one of Wallace's
friends been since like I do like do you smell that it smells
awful while this is like yeah it's like something died in the
walls bro. Like what?
So yeah, anyways, they get closer and closer to the
Minecraft kids room and the smell gets In worse, and that's
when they get to the door and they're looking at the door
handle thankfully, right? It was a push door.
You didn't have to pull it to open it because looking at the
door handle, the door handle had all this crust and grime and
sludge and probably just like the the Cheeto dust that's been
molding because it's been there for three years.
It is the most disgusting thing ever.
And also the door somehow has like sludge all over it.
Which bro, I get it. If you're messy, my room's, not
always looking the greatest. I try and keep it as clean as
possible, but we all have those days where you just forget but
dude, how does it get so bad that the door gets gross?
Like, how do you get to a point where the door is getting gross?
So, I know I've said up to this point, the hallway, smelled,
pretty bad, but it was nothing for what they were about to
experience. So Alex, decide or sorry,
Wallace. Alex, is the name of the last
guy? Wallace opens the door, not with
his hand. He literally uses his foot.
A gently push open the door and when I say, jump scare warning.
There should have been a jump-scare warning for Wallace
and his friends because boom, he gets hit in the face, not hit in
the face with anything physical. It's not like a ball was thrown
at him or shot with a Nerf gun or something.
Not like the Minecraft kid was playing a prank on him.
It was a wall of stink. It was a wall of stench.
It was the most foul. It was the most putrid.
It was The most disgusting. It was the most egregious smell
they have ever smelled in their lives.
They've talked about this after the fact and they all agreed
that nothing has ever smelled. This bad not even close.
Right. So it says, if like, I don't
know, something died in the Minecraft kids room and it was
just literally rotting away in the middle of the room.
It was as if the Minecraft kid wants the bathroom primarily in
his pillow and slept on Hello. Every single night it was as if
insert the grossest thing ever. That would smell terrible.
And then just apply it to the smell of this room.
This room was terrible and Not only was it terrible.
There was crap all over the floor.
It was still, there was flies all in the room.
It was disgusting. It was the worst room they've
ever stumbled upon and the kid rolls around or not rolls
around. But isn't as spinny chair spins
around is like Hey guys, my name's Minecraft kid actually
says his real name, but we're going to use Minecraft kid.
He's like, hey guys, my name's Minecraft Ken, what are your
names? And you know what, I call
Wallace Wallace is like, hey, this is what I'm Wallace.
That's been and points. His other friend that's been,
maybe they're different names, but for the sake of those, it's
nice to meet you. Where the friends in your
neighborhood? Minecraft kids.
I okay, cool. If you guys don't mind, I'm
gonna get back to my Minecraft game and you literally turns
Round. And he just goes back to like
clicking. And like, they're looking at his
keyboard and mouse. His keyboard is basically a flat
surface. It's a flat surface because
there's so much Gunk and crap in between the keys that it's,
there's almost no physical divots.
It's just like a flat Edge. It's a flat surface because all
the divots, were, the keyboards are just fill a filled with,
like, gamer Gunk and it's disgusting, right?
And is mouse to was sticky like his Mouse.
Like, when you click down it, like, It's stuck a little bit
which he was complaining about. Like man.
My clicks per second are actually not that high.
I don't know why. And they just here are those
like the mouse sound bro it was not good.
So yeah, they walk over. First of all, they were just
like at this point Wallace was this like really proud of his
friends for not projectile vomiting or just collapsing on
the ground, right? That he was very proud of them
for not doing that. Just by the sheer smell of the
room that they entered. Very, very proud extremely proud
actually. So they walk in and they see
just like 1,000 Monster Energy cans sitting on the desk.
And I know that there's a monster.
Energy fans in here guys, please it's that good for you bad.
Look live your life and I'm about to make people mad but
bro, please limit yourself. That stuff is not good.
You're basically you're basically snorting seed oils and
red dye. Number 40.
I know those two things are not in Monster Energy, but it's the
is the health equivalent of doing that.
But you can do what you want. Just look in general, do things
in moderation. There was like a thousand
Monster Energy cans, half of them spilling all over the place
right next to his game. What the Minecraft kid called
his gaming, Battleship AKA his desk and he was just like,
clicking around and he was sitting and like the squatting
he was like various sitting very weirdly you sitting.
Like I don't know if you guys ever saw death.
No but you know, a From Death Note, it's like literally the
only anime I've ever watched anime just isn't really my
thing. However that one show Death Note
fire. That was so sick the rest of it
does. I don't really like, but
anyways, he sitting like that and he's like, bro, I'm not even
gonna go into it but his feet were not.
Well manicured that's all I'm going to say.
I'm not trying to say that he wasn't going to a spa every
single day. I wasn't trying to say that
like, I don't know, he's not adding like a coat, I don't
know. Let's just say that.
That things were not looking great down there.
It says it, I don't know if you guys have ever been to the pool,
when like an 80 year old grandpa walks over and like he's got his
dogs out and, you know, that he's doesn't have the ability to
bend over and like clip them or whatever it is.
Dogs are just the worst things you've ever seen.
Like they might be the worst things you've ever seen.
Like they're big bad basically. The Minecraft kid had the worst
pair of dogs on his feet as you've ever seen, right?
And is this like, at this point the smell was almost
accumulating. In the insides of Wallace and
his friends noses, eventually the Minecraft kid loses his
Minecraft and she's like drat he turns around.
He's like, hey guys. So what do you guys do for fun
and Wallace and his friends are like, well we actually well, I
don't know. Will we go for hikes and stuff?
We go around. Play some frisbee.
I don't know if you're into that he's like nope I do not like
sports or anything with physical activity and they're all just
Like all right. Cool.
We also like going to the mall is like, sigh.
I know we're going there tomorrow.
That's the worst. I can't play Minecraft.
Am I'm in the wall and if I'm in a wall if I'm in the mall.
Yeah. I bet you wouldn't be able to
play Minecraft if you were in the physical walbro.
But anyways, right there kind of just looking at them and Wallace
and his friends were looking at each other and then they look
back at him and then they look at each other.
They have a feeling a sneaking suspicion, a slight In Click,
they have a, they have a feeling right, that maybe they're not
going to be the closest dearest. Most connected friends with this
guy because they have literally nothing in common and his.
His room is not the easiest. It like, for example, they
cannot imagine a sleepover in his room without passing away.
They would have to write a letter to their parents about
how much they love them before they went over to this kids
house, for a sleepover just in case they suffocated.
It from too much stink accumulating in their lungs
overnight who even knows anyways, so this kid goes on to
talk about like they're talking about some stuff.
The conversation is pretty terrible but whatever and that's
when the Minecraft kid brings up his like the most interesting
quote of all time a Minecraft kids like guys, do you guys have
any res? They're all like bro.
What he's like. Yeah.
R is like Charisma. Like are you good with the
ladies brow? And like Wallace?
Kind of was like, Wallace isn't trying to brag or anything.
Aang but he wasn't doing too bad in that department.
You know, he got it done. He wasn't.
Like, I don't know, he wasn't some Leonardo DiCaprio, bro.
He was at like what he was doing fine.
He was a used Chillin, you know, he did what he needs to do, but
Wallace was about to be like, yeah, I got plenty of beer is
because if anyone says that ironically they probably don't
have any. Like, let's just keep it a buck
right here. But anyways, a Minecraft kids
like so one of my pastimes. This is actually investigating
how to get the ladies to like me.
I've been making many experiments in game plans for
it. They're all kind of looking at
each other. Like all right let's take advice
from this guy of how to like secure like a beautiful
girlfriend. Yep.
Let's um, I'm all yours man, I'm listening, bro.
I'm paying attention to whatever you're saying, go for it, man.
Let's hear it. Let's hear it right now.
And yeah Minecraft kid. It goes on to say that he has
found the Rosetta Stone. He has found the secret, he has
found the Fountain of Youth, if youth is equal to getting the
women, right? He is found the 100% guaranteed
guide to getting laid, one thousand percent of the time.
And you know what his secret was and he was explained to them.
So women Instinctually very deep down.
They have Primal urges. They're all like Oprah.
Why do you have to say like that?
You're so weird. They didn't say that.
But they're like, bro, you say yes they have Primal urges.
So I was thinking about it. What is the most primal thing
that you could do? They think about the cavemen?
They're all like, I don't know, hunt be outside a lot.
Basically the opposite of the Minecraft kid.
And he's like, no, no, no, those were just things that they did.
What about the cavemen is stands out most to you.
And, you know, while it's in his friends, that they weren't able
to figure out exactly what the Minecraft kid was looking for.
So the, my craft kit eventual is like, fine.
I'll tell you, have you ever smelled a caveman before?
They're all like, what he's like?
Well, you probably haven't because they've been extinct for
a while, but I think about it. Do you think the cavemen ever
showered? And I like, what, bro, is that,
yes, think about this, the cavemen never showered, the
cavemen are old-fashioned woman's Natural Instincts will
bring them to, want to go back to their Roots.
Cavemen are their Roots. Therefore, I should not shower,
and I have ultimate R is because of it at this point Wallace was
just like, bro, he got ain't no way, bro, there is no way.
There is simply no way. Hey, this is how it's going down
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Anyways, Let's get back to it. So anyways, Wallace and his boys
are looking at each other. Like dude this bro really just
say did bro, really just say that because he doesn't shower
that he is going to have ultimate R is and get all the
ladies to love him. Yes, the Minecraft kid,
literally just said, oh okay because I don't shower and
cavemen didn't shower and women have instincts.
Therefore, I am irresistible. Today these guys you shouldn't
listen to me. I know what I'm saying.
Like bro, you can't be serious right now and yeah, Minecraft
kid was serious right now and yeah, so walls in his friends
kind of look at each other. It's basically an in real life,
try not to laugh challenge because this is, this is pretty
difficult. Try not to laugh challenge while
this is not gonna lie, but he's like he's got it.
Well, it's got to ask the pressing question.
Has it ever worked before because Here's the thing, you
know, you got that friend who has all the crew, he's always
given the most advice Bros always dishing out the most
advice when it comes to the ladies.
He's saying, man, you gotta do this.
You gotta do that. If you're not doing this, you're
an idiot. If you're not buying my, how to
get the ladies course, you're a fool, right?
They're always saying the most and then you ask them, when is
the last time you've actually had a good interaction with the
woman and they're all like, well show, I've actually been
working. On my shelf recently, dude, if
they say that just means, like, not the last forever.
What? Last time they saw you know what
was the last time they came out one bro.
That's all I'm trying to say without getting demonetized but
anyways. Right so sure enough a Wallace
is like a has this ever worked in Minecraft kids like, well
actually I've been honing my stink for show long that I've
not spoken to a woman and I don't know five years.
Do they were like 12 by the way bro by the way, R is to them.
Meant like talking to a Roll and holding her hand was like, 20th
base, like 25th base was holding her hand and they were legit
scared to hold hands because they're like bro what if I hold
her hand too hard in the stork comes with the baby bro.
Oh my God. Anyways right so they're just
like oh well we're going to though and I'm Wallace is like
oh well dude we're going to the mall tomorrow.
You should really use some of that risk because I feel like I
feel like you definitely accumulated enough stink too.
To really have a presence. He's like, oh really, it was
like the most, it's funny because it's like Wallace just
complimented the Minecraft kid in the most genuine best
compliment the Minecraft kid could have ever wanted to hear.
Imagine someone says you smell like, I don't know, dawg.
You smell like my dog's butt, right?
And you're just like, oh my God, bro.
You really mean that. Do you really mean that?
Yo, that means so much to me, bro.
Thank you so much. Thank you for you.
Don't know how much that means to me.
Dude, I'm tear it up right now. Yeah.
So anyways, That Wallace and his friends are there for the next
like our so Ben and like Ben is like has to go to the bathroom
several times for a mysterious illness that may or may not
because of all the stink that is accumulating and it's knows
they've actually got picked up and when Wallace sits down the
car his mom's like Oh god what the fuck?
Bro what y'all smell so bad? Like Wallace's mom was super
blatant about the fact that they smelled bad.
And that's when Wallace and his friends realize that just by
standing And in this kid's room, they basically got sprayed by a
stung us Kong. They basically dove into the
dumpster, they basically decided to just go to the bathroom in
their pants and not even care about it at this point.
So yeah, they had to explain to his mom that it wasn't them.
Just like, I don't know, peeing, their pants, and letting it
marinate for an hour. It was a fact of the Minecraft
kid had certain behaviors and tendencies that maybe did not
align with Peak cleanliness with Peak.
I don't know. Hi.
Jean with Peak smelling not terrible.
So you're after explaining to his mom that at the Minecraft
kid to not smell so good. His mom's like, oh, well, you
know, boys. I can always try and make up
something to get you out of the playdate tomorrow.
If you're really thinking about, like if you really don't like
this kid and while this is like look, I don't think we're going
to be friends, long-term, we have nothing in common.
I don't really have a lot of respect for him.
All he does is play video games and accumulate stinks by.
I don't know, pee in his Answer something and let it marinate
for eight hours while gaming and playing League of Legends.
However, he did say that he was going to pick up a girl tomorrow
and Mom, I don't mean to be a jerk but I really want to see
that his mom gives him a look like, bro, you're being mean
right now because we all know this kid is not going to be
picking up the ladies and these are eventually the moms, like,
okay, fine, it's going to be easier to let you guys go just
don't be mean and they all agreed.
So anyways, the next I came around and Wallace's mom drove
while This band and bend over to the mall and they got out and
whilst moms like, okay I'm gonna be back in an hour like I'm just
going to say I have to get you guys early but don't be too mean
I'll be back. So anyways right the walk in and
they sit down at, I don't know there's this little bench or
whatever in the mall and it's a place that they normally meet
and they got the kids Snapchat or number or whatever.
They somehow they text him right there like Hey we're at X
location and eventually after five minutes.
It's awaiting. They see the Minecraft kid
walking over in the worst outfit on planet Earth.
One of the most it is it is so bad and they can our first of
all nine the fact that he has a walking around Mama but it is a
creep. First of all, the creeper hoodie
is not bad, you know, if I when I was 12 not bad, right?
Creeper hoodie, not too terrible.
However he was walking over in the creeper hoodie.
That had massive stains on it. It had massive blotches of crap
that he just spilled all over it.
And never felt like, figure out the cleanup.
And then he also had the strangest pants on planet Earth.
They were like, they were like, anime girls with like making
weird faces or something, and it was like black and white.
However, those also had big splotches of crap and big Low
marks all over them and then he literally came in slides with no
socks look. A lot of people walk around and
a lot of people I respect they got the slides on and they don't
have the socks on and I gotta talk a little quieter so that I
don't offend anyone in my sweet but I just don't suggest doing
that and especially if the dogs are not well taken care of in
the Minecraft kids. Things were very much not well
taken care of. They were definitely looking
like snakes proud. They were not look, they were
not dogs, bro. They were snakes.
They were coming to bite. They were definitely there.
The dogs were venomous bro, is not looking good.
So yeah, he comes in and the most atrocious fit on planet
Earth. And yellow says, oh, by the way,
I forgot to say the cherry on top Bros.
Rocking a redditor fedora he might as well have his Discord
mod kitten with them as well. His like in Real-life wife food,
know. He guys.
She's real anyways, right? So he walks over and they all
are just looking at him like, oh my God, this is one Wallace
spots. Two, girls who we kind of
recognizes from living in the neighborhood, sitting at a table
on the other side. And you know, the kid sits down
and he's all the like, he's like.
What's up guys? How's it going?
And they're all like good and while this is like, so you ready
to use your R is yet. He's like Guys I don't really
know. I'm kind of thinking about
getting my stink get a little string here but I guess it's up
to you guys. And while this is like no no no
we need to like test it now, just so you can adjust it.
Like if it doesn't work, you'll know that you need to smell even
worse. It's gotta be a dick there, bro.
But it's like yeah, it's like if we need to know like if it
doesn't work to like ramp up the rancid nasaan your stink.
Yeah, so yeah, I think we should do it today and then Minecraft
kids Like fine, you know, I could be playing Minecraft right
now. They're all like, yeah, but
ladies dude. It's like, you know, I have
plenty of dish cord kittens. By the way, I really don't need
the ladies right now, but I guess I won't cheat on all my
various Discord, two kittens. I've been told by many people.
I am basically the Minecraft and Route 8, dude.
Too much fun with this story right now.
But anyways well, this is like bro, what?
And he's like okay man, sure whatever.
I don't know how to respond to this.
I my brain is malfunctioning because what did you just say?
But anyways over there and he points to these two girls.
She's like you think you can raise them up bro.
And the Minecraft kids like dude Dude, there is a 100% chance.
I beg both of them tonight bro. They will boast be in my crib
they will be on my bed watching. Me play Minecraft and being like
Oh my God, Minecraft kid your show.
Uh, sorry. Anyways.
Well, this is like, okay, bed. Let's see it.
So the Minecraft is that. Okay steps up starts like
walking over walks over to the table?
Looks like he's about to walk past them.
It's very weird and he walks past them and Wallace.
Turns. His friend is like Bros.
This guy not, is this guy not pursuing, the list, is he is he
dipping, is he not going through with it in the Minecraft kid
starts? Doesn't walk past them.
He walks around them. He started circling their table
and then he starts running around their table and then he
throws his arms back and he Sonic dashes around the table.
It is the most insane thing that walls and his friends have ever
seen. So yeah, this kid is Sonic,
Dashing around the table similar to how like a shark circles.
Its prey is the weirdest thing ever.
And eventually, the Minecraft kid who is extremely Namely not
so athletic because Minecraft and peeing.
His pants all day doesn't make him the big strong athlete,
right? He eventually sits down and he's
like, hi guys. And the two girls, there's
looked at out a bike. Oh my God, what?
And he's like hey guys watch good.
My name is Minecraft kid. And you know this point while
it's in his friends are sitting close enough to overhear the
whole conversation. And they're just like what?
Yeah two girls who does not have a right now.
Is that show I wanted to know what you said of Minecraft boys?
Are you like into the e-book boys?
Because you could shade a boy like that girls are just like
what? But no.
He's like that's fried. I was joking about being a tea
Boy by the way. Yes.
Totally not me. I'm like the opposite of that in
a super Shake. She way and these two girls are
just like bro what is this kit on right now?
And while it is Friends, they're dying bro.
They were trying to they just failed to try not to laugh
challenge. One of the one of the bends
basically Falls over to seat is on the ground is on the dirty
Mall floor. But he doesn't care, bro,
because he's watching the craziest thing he has ever seen
in his entire life, go down and he's trying to hold it together.
He's not doing a good job which I can't blame the man.
I wouldn't be able to hold together well either and
Minecraft kids like show with that.
All being said, all right, which one of you girls coming back to
the crib tonight and they both looked at each other and then
one of them is like it. Look well, this is like oh no
one of them's. Like what's that?
Oh, what's that smell? It gets up, one of the girls
gets up Runs to the nearest trash can and then literally
vomits into the trash can she must have been really faintest
smell a faint of stomach, right? Or she must have a really
sensitive stomach because you know, the smell was really,
really bad but to actually vomit over a smell is pretty intense.
So this girl must have just happened to be in the had a
really weak stomach or maybe really was on the cusp of
vomiting anyways, but yet she got up and she was just Like
puking into the trash can. So the other girl sees this as a
perfect opportunity to escape the Minecraft kid, and she gets
up and she's like, oh, I have to go talk to my friend, sorry.
Goodbye and Wallace walks over in Minecraft kid, is like, oh
no, maybe the stinks a little much right now, the my crap,
because like, no, no, no, you guys don't understand, you
didn't hear what was going on. You weren't catching on.
You weren't you weren't signaled into the Primal vibed.
Like I was, I would learning them.
They were feeling me show hard until the other girl just
happened to be sick. It's probably like all the
hormones that were going through her body when she was.
Smelling my schmell just too much for her man.
Just Shish Shish couldn't handle it.
I think I'm actually going to increase the smell so that the
hormones will be so strong that she just immediately comes back
to my crib. And this point while this is
like yep. You know, that makes sense.
100%, I back this choice. You are right, 100%?
Right? Correct, I stand by what you
were saying Minecraft kid you go?
Yes and yeah, eventually Wallace's mom picked them all up
and Wallace had quite the story to click on the video on screen
right now. I know you'll enjoy it, just
click it, do it.