How's it going, everyone? Today we got a story time of a
kid in the subscribers class, who starts to identify as
identify as skippity toilet. Dude, I can't even say that with
a straight face. I swear this generation is
sincerely doomed. So that's an interesting story
to you than sit back, relax. Subscribe to the channel.
If you're new and like stories, leave a like in the video right
now to claim your free nothing. And with that being said, let's
just jump right into it. So we're gonna call a subscriber
who submitted this story, Tommy. So anyways, this all happened
one day, a couple months ago. So there's a kid in Tommy's
class who we're gonna call Ben, Ben was an interesting guy.
I mean it this kid is later on in the story again start
identifying his skinny toilet. Well then you already know he's
Interesting. Anyways, so one day Tommy's in
class in this kid comes in And something just a little bit
different, right? They're wearing a name tag. and
it's It was weird because at this point, like why would you
wear a name tag after like a couple weeks of being in class?
Like yeah, maybe you would make sense for like if you wanted to
wear a name tag on the first day class, which I'm not gonna lie,
it's even a little bit weird if they're not handed out and
you're not, it's not like everyone's doing it.
It's a little weird to do that either way.
Anyways, though this kid comes in, wearing a name tag.
And the name tag instead of saying Ben which was body's
name, right? That's that's his name.
It said skibidi. So this point, you know, the
subscriber Tommy kind of like looks at turns over looks at one
of his friends, kind of gives him a little poke and it's like
yeah like looks up at this kid who has a name tag and it just
says give me the name tag. Like they thought like first
second at first, the reasonable person will assume.
Okay, this guy's trolling and this is some kind of like
unfunny joke like, okay buddy, tried to, you know, rip a joke
and missed, like this happens, it happens to the best of us.
Sometimes it happens to some of us more than others and maybe
been just try to be funny here and just like fail on the
execution. And the planing and the idea and
the entire joke. It's just wasn't funny.
But even either way, right? So Tommy kind of looks over to
Fran and will nudge and his friend looks up and, you know,
looks at Ben looks sees the name tag that says skippity and just
looks back and it's like kind of gives his middle class, so
they're not gonna start talking, but kind of like looks at Tommy
and gives him a bit of a confused, look, in the sense of,
like, I don't know, like, I don't know, either Pro, like,
that's kind of weird. Anyways though, so they kind of
don't think anything of it like Tommy really just at this point
thinks is some kind of like unfunny joke with poor execution
that no one else found funny. He doesn't for a second think
that it's like an actual serious thing.
So the both of them meaning Tommy and his friend is kind of
brushed it off, didn't think much of it and honestly didn't
even talk about it afterwards. I mean, they, I think they kind
of spoke about when this story gets crazier and crazier.
They kind of like reflect back on it.
But at the moment in that moment, they just or like later
that day, they just totally forgot about it.
It was just like, kind of like, a weird thing, like every single
day, like they'll be things that are like, huh?
That's kind of strange. But if you don't really think
much of it which, you know, he just thought it was kind of a
crappy joke that just didn't work, you know, you're not going
to think that much of it anyways though.
So the next day is when stuff gets really actually know I'm
jumping ahead that night is when things get interesting.
So they follow been on Instagram which by the way if you want to
submit stories, like this story was submitted to me.
All you got to do is go to Instagram, look up, Connor pugs
follow me and then message me your story.
Do not message me, do you want a story?
Yes, I do. It's how I make my videos so
just send me the story and I will find them there.
Anyways though, so they followed been on Instagram so they kind
of like I don't know. You just follow kids in your
class. That's what I would do.
I've always kind of had like a gripe against people who are in
your class who know who you are. You request to follow them, they
accept your follower Quest and then they just don't follow you
back. I'm like, bro, you're not a
celebrity you're not famous. Like, even on my account, not my
private one. But my my, my public one has
over a million followers. If I know someone I'll follow
them back because it's not that deep.
Anyways, I'm kind of going on a tangent here that night Tommy
was sitting in bed. He was on Instagram, probably
looking at Instagram reels watching someone die on
Instagram, reels for the 10th time that day because I don't
know why Instagram reels is like that, but I see people die like
17 times a day from my car. Crashes.
I'm like, dude is this? Not against terms of service
anyways, though. He's just kind of chilling and
that's when he sees the Ben post's story.
So I don't know. He uses casually like clicking
through stories or whatever. And that's when he gets to Ben's
and it says I now identify as skippity toilet, my new name is
skibidi and I would like you to refer to me as such and it was
like, it was like a photo of like, it was like a black
background. So either just like a photo of
like, you know, like if you just like press it up against your
pants or a wall, it just the photo looks black or whatever.
With this text on top of it. So immediately Tommy's
screenshots, this sends it to his friend who will call him.
Well, I don't know, we'll give them a name.
Says it's a well it's like yo question mark and sends that to
him. So Tommy sends that photo to
will and you know they got on call for a second and he started
talking about this and Tommy at first was like, bro, this is a
joke. He's really like stretching this
like he's really like making this like he's milking the
stroke and it's not even like it started as a funny joke.
It started as a good joke and over time, like he just keeps
making references and milking the joke till it becomes
brutally. Unfunny it started brutally
unfunny and there's a certain point where it almost becomes
funny. How much you milk.
The like the the brutally unfunny joke from the sheer
irony of you doing that but this was not one of those cases.
So anyways at this point Tommy kind of like is on the phone
with Will and will bring up the possibilities like dude like I
know like this is super troll or whatever.
But at this point like we got to consider the fact that maybe
he's not joking. And you know Tommy looks out of
him. He's like dude come on.
He says he identifies his freaking skippy toilet.
To get out of here. It was like I don't know, man.
Like he posts he came in with the name tag and he wasn't like
going around being like, hey guys like no speed you, I'm
Scooby-Doo he wasn't trolling like you just very casually had
that name tag on and then he posts on a story.
Yeah, yeah, I mean the story post could have been a joke, he
could have been a troll. Very obviously, I mean at this
point Tommy and Ben still believe that this was some
elaborate unfunny cringey joke with poor execution, they were
only now slightly considering slightly emphasis on the slide
because this was not like a number one.
Like, yes. This is what's gonna happen.
This was a slight consideration that there was a potentially a
chance that he actually was dead serious.
So anyways, the next day they roll into school.
And this is where things get really strange.
So anyways, they get into the class with Ben, which is towards
the later half of the day and there's already some murmurs
about something happening like anyways so Tommy and Ben, sorry,
Tommy and will where it launched and they overheard some could be
like yo you hear about like what's up with Ben and Tom?
He's like yeah, like posted stuff on his story, right?
And the kid looks at me, he's like, dude, wait, have you not
seen been today and Tom? He's like that.
No. But I haven't.
And he's like, are you have like class with him or something?
Tom is like, yeah. Actually, right after lunch.
I have class with him and the kid looks at him.
He's like, dude, you're gonna want to go to that class Tom.
He's like, what he's like, dude, I don't want to spoil it for
you. And Tommy is really confused.
He's like, okay, that's that's weird.
So anyways, Tommy and bat, sorry Tommy and will they go into
class? They roll in and they just they
walk in and they literally freeze at the front of the
classroom like they just full-blown.
Stop. Anyways so they stopped at the
front of the class not because like you know they were just
like you know casually stopping to like talk or it was abrupt
stop because they were so incredibly shocked at what they
saw that they thought okay something is wrong.
Like my eyes must be processing reality incorrectly because
there's no way this is real. Ben was in class and he must
have gotten there before him. The rest of the class was by the
way, like, kind of like whispering and looking at each
other, whatever and kind of looking at been Because Ben was
in class sitting there? Yes, he is named tag, he had the
name, tag skippity whatever. He also had a toilet bowl.
Over his head. So, obviously, he didn't take
like a hole. He didn't take the whole like,
ceramic toilet out of like the. He didn't rip it out of like the
bathroom or something, and put that whole thing, over him.
But the cover in the rim of the toilet, like something you can
like, detach or something, he put the rim over his head like
in the cover was like behind his head.
Essentially making him want to like the toilet head people.
So at this point he's like okay this is obviously a prank, this
is clearly at this point a joke, it's not the funniest joke ever,
but he one thing I can say is that Ben is sure dedicated to
this joke, he is sure daddy hated because probably wasn't
getting too many laughs yesterday.
In fact, he got zero, probably wasn't getting too many laughs
at his Instagram story post, and he's not going to let many
laughs now, but he's definitely getting a lot more attention.
So, Props to trying, I guess. But anyways, so Tommy and been
walked to the back of the class sit down.
They just look at her or sorry. Tommy and well and we'll just
like did I think this is real Tom.
He's like get out of here. It's obviously not real like
this. Like this is a clearly a joke.
No way. This kids being serious.
This is just like a really long drawn out on funny joke that he
thinks is funny or than it actually is. it was like now,
dude, like he wasn't like laughing or smiling or Looking
at people like he wasn't looking at people looking for the
attention, you know, if you're kind of doing like a little
little, I don't know. Physical comedy.
What would that? I mean?
It's like a visual comedy thing. I don't, I think fit, I think
physical comedy is more like you fall down or something.
Well, I like it's a comedy bit where it's physically there,
right? It's your dressing up to be a
clown or whatever. It normally, if you do that, you
might be like, smiling a little bit.
Maybe trying to stay in character, but you're kind of
looking around gauging how people are reacting.
But Ben seems as if you know, he was very much just like keeping
to himself like buddy was not looking at the out outside world
as if like, you was like, nope. This is me.
Like, why would people look at me?
Like why would people look at me?
Funny, they're not looking at Tommy funny.
They're not looking at will funny.
Like why are they looking at me? Funny.
And Tommy like when he hears well say this is like dude.
Like get out of here. Like obviously not Wheels like
dude. I don't know, man.
So anyways, when the teacher gets in She kind of like stops.
Looks at band. And it's kind of like oh that's
that's funny. Ben, and Ben says the first bed
speaks up with the first time, says, what is like in an almost
slightly aggressive tone? The teachers like, oh, that is
the toilet thing around your head.
He's like, Aha and the teachers are.
Okay, this teacher was pretty chill.
I mean, instead of being like demanding, he take it off.
The teacher was like, okay, like whatever.
I mean, it's not really impeding class.
Yeah, actually, you know what? I take that back, it is, in my
opinion beating class a little bit because everyone is looking
at this and they can't stop talking about it, they're
clearly distracted over the fact that his kids wearing a toilet
on his head, which is understandably distracting.
Yeah, so it's I don't know. The teacher goes on with the
class. Everyone's kind of murmuring
about a little bit, but eventually it dies down because
at a certain point it's like, aha.
Well, the jokes only so funny man.
Like the joke is only so funny, and we're only gonna care about
it for so long, if you want to be kind of like weird and have
this kind of like Peak off peak office attire and like, try and
get attention, it's gonna get old fast.
It's special. If you're doing the same thing
every day, Anyways though, so things start to heat up.
Things start to heat up a little bit because later on in that
class. Um, there, I think I don't know,
exactly. I wasn't given the exact context
to why Ben's name was brought up.
Maybe there was a project or something, or maybe someone
needed a pencil was like, Hey, Ben can get me a pencil for some
reason, someone casually referenced his name because they
needed to, for the sake of the story.
Let's say someone was asking for a pencil because it could have
very well been that. Anyways, been as someone's like,
oh, like it wasn't Tommy or will?
It was some random kid, he's like, hey, like Bank, have a
pencil and been like snaps at this kid.
Like what did you call me and Ben's like, what were the kids
like, what Ben's like? I don't know who this Ben is and
like, people are kind of looking at him funny because he's like
taking it super, super seriously, like he's actually
visibly upset and this point I think everyone at the very
beginning was thinking, oh, this is like a joke like it's not
that funny but it's a joke but now people were confused because
they're like, this is a very weird execution of this joke
where you're extremely hostile. To anyone who questions the
legitimacy of this, like, like character, you're putting on
anyways. So the kids like I'm really
confused. Like the kid just doesn't
understand why Ben's getting so mad.
He's like my name's not been. It is skibidi.
So the kid like cracks a little bit of a smile thinking, like,
okay, well been this is like putting on a character and he's
actually doing a really good job with this character, because he
had me fooled for a second that, you know, I did something wrong.
Been does not like his, he's not a smile, he does not like break
for a second, you know, when you're like part of like a joke
or something, or you like messing around the boys and
like, you'd be like super serious saying, something
ridiculous for a second and then eventually you just crack smile
because you can't you can't keep a straight face saying what
you're saying, you know what I mean?
So one of those situations and this was not the case.
No smile was cracked is this it's a straight hand face,
whatever. So this point like Will turns to
Tommy and Tommy. Just looks at him with this look
of like, oh my God, because will kind of has a look of like a
look of like I told you so, bro, like, I'm and, and Tommy looks
at him with a sense of like, he might be onto something.
Because Tommy, did not believe that this was serious.
But now, this was getting more and more convincing that it
might be serious. So, anyways, they get back home.
And once again, post been post on his Instagram story.
So Tommy is on is like watching rails or something.
And this is daily dose of watching.
People just get brutally, disembodied on Instagram reels
as you know it happens you know and he goes on the stories again
and she's been posted again. So he's like okay, maybe this is
about, the thing goes on and been posts this long, like rant
on his story about like, oh, people at my school aren't
respecting the fact that I'm giving a toilet.
Now, like I was called been by one of my classmates, like this
is ridiculous. You guys need to have some
respect for me, a bubble, the little like, that kind of stuff
and it look, it was like a deranged paragraph and it was
like 15 different stories like, Ranting very like if this was a
joke, but he took it way too far.
And at this point, Tommy does not think it's a joke anymore.
Yeah. So anyways, almost as soon as
Tommy is done like going through all the 15 stories, he gets a
call from his friend will and will is like I told you as media
as soon as Tommy picked up, he's like I told you.
I told you did you see the stories you go on Instagram?
Time is like, yeah, actually I just finished like looking at
them as soon as you called me and so they talked for a little
bit and they're like okay at this point Tommy is convinced
this is more likely real than it's a bit and if it's a bit
well it's like the worst. It's the most poorly executed
joke he's ever seen. Because of this point like I
don't know one. I think it's clear.
The reaction is just like no one's finding this funny.
So you at least maybe if you don't want to like, you know,
quit the character called turkey whatever.
Sure. But you at least wind it down or
at least try and change it up. Unless by changing it up a means
make you seem like a deranged cycle path, spamming story and
screaming of people when you're wearing a literal toilet head on
your head, bro. Like how would you not know that
you're the strange one here? Anyways, though?
So yeah, it's likely. They both agree that it's
likely. He's being serious.
Not super sure the implications of that are, but they think he's
being serious. And the next day in school is
the most insane thing ever. If you've thought that the last
couple days for the kid who thinks he's cavity, toilet has
been insane. Well, you're definitely in for
something special because the following day at the end of the
story. Actually, the next day is the
end of the story. But it is, I would say 10 times
more, insane, ridiculous, crazy. However you want to put it then
the last few days, which I know is a big.
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With that being said, let's get into probably the craziest day
in this school's history. Anyways, so yes, a day in school
that will go down in history for Tommy and will and everyone
else. So that's cool and infamously.
So for bad anyways, they get to school.
And first half of the day totally normal but then they get
to the class. And Ben is does not appear.
He's late, he's not there and Ben isn't usually like, oh, 15
minutes early to class every day I am I right, but he's not
normally late, like no one's really late in high school.
I mean sometimes, but you're normally prompt on on time, at
least when I went to high school, like people kind of had
to be there on time if you're a minute late.
The teacher would just be so mad for some reason like bro.
Relax, not that deep. Anyways though.
So Ben eventually walks in five minutes in a class the teachers
like been like where have you been and Ben's like I'm taking
over this class for a couple of me and that's it's necessary.
He's walking in with this could be toilet or whatever and he
walks of the front of the class and the teacher is too stunned
to respond. Otherwise I think the teacher
would have never allowed this but Ben stands at the front, the
class. And he's like I need to make an
announcement to all of you guys from this point on, I will be
referred to as stupidity I am. Now embracing my new life as a
kidney toilet, and you guys will not stop or stand in my way.
I will not allow any of you to have any disrespect for me from
this point on. And if I hear anyone call me by
the name, Ben, it's on site. Basically, saying insinuating
that he would have a physical altercation with anyone who
referred to him, not by skippity.
This generation is officially ruined.
Leave a like in the video if you want to anyways.
So yeah sure enough. The subscriber and his friend
are just setting the back class like what jaw slacked whatever.
And that's when some kid in the front of class is like, okay
been I think he did on purpose and the way he said it and just
because if someone I feel like if I was in that situation, I
wouldn't say anything. Just because I would just be so
uncomfortable by how weird and strange this was, I would just
want this guy to sit down and allow the day to go on.
I would just want that so badly that I wouldn't say anything.
I wouldn't want to risk prolonging this epic tirade,
right, anyways, so Ben's like what?
He like, screamed, that I'm not gonna scream at because I don't
want to disturb anyone around me.
And just kids like, yeah, like, oh what?
Been? Like, I didn't hear you and been
literally lunges at this kid, like he jumps full force into
this like, basically, attacking this kid, the kids.
So taking off back like been basically lunges at him and he's
sitting in his desk and lunges out of an angle where he like
pushes, pushes him onto the ground out from his desk and
he's like wrestling him and the teachers like Ben get off of him
and Ben's like my name. Skipping.
He Imagine like you're wrestling some kid in the teachers like
oh, get off of him and you're responses to correct them on
calling, you skibidi toil? Oh my God, bro.
What the hell. Anyways, so the security guards
are called the wrestling continues on some kids, try and
go and break it up, but they can't the school security guard.
Eventually comes down their riffs, been off this kid, and
like, brings them escorts him out of there.
So, the rest of the class is, like, not happening.
It's totally just rubbed. Everyone's talking.
Tommy is looking at will, and they're just like, oh my God,
like this is the most ridiculous thing ever.
Anyways, so let's give me toilet kid.
He got suspended for a week and I don't know, like he eventually
came back to school a week later, and I think he had to
like he'd apologize or he had to do something.
He did not wear his give me toilet had end.
He did not make a sound, he stops showing up the class.
And at this point, they actually haven't seen from him for a long
time. He came back after a week of
being so spent for a couple days and then he just dipped he just
never showed up again. So that I don't know if you like
went to a different school or just take a break or probably
needs to go to a mental hospital.
We're being straight up about this.
If you actually think you're giving me toilet, Did you
probably need some help today? We got a story time of, probably
one of the cringiest Minecraft kids of all time.
This Minecraft kid almost burns down his entire town to protect
the honor, quote unquote of Minecraft.
Yeah, this is a pretty crazy one.
So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel.
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nothing. And with that being said, let's
jump right into it. So, we're gonna call the
subscriber, submitted the story. Steve, I don't know why.
I've never called a subscriber who submitted a Minecraft story
Steve before. But Loki from this point on, I
want to just call them Steve or Alex because of obviously, the
Minecraft reference or maybe not, I don't know, but we're
calling to subscribe or submit this one Steve and so all of
Steve's friends, this happened when he was in 5th grade.
All of Steve's friends were pretty big of Minecraft.
They really like Minecraft, right?
I know when I was in fifth grade that was my first introduction
of Minecraft and it was a super, freaking awesome game.
You can't tell me otherwise, I mean, I'm a college student.
I feel like in a lot of ways I'm going to adult but I Still play
the block game, man. It really does hold up.
But anyways, I know when I was in fifth grade, it was just like
such a cool thing and such a nice thing to play with your
friends. However, in Steve's
neighborhood, there were a few kids that went way too far, and
we're gonna call them the Minecraft kids.
Maybe this the title, this video should be cringiest Minecraft
kids. Not Minecraft kid of all time,
but yeah, we're gonna go into today's story about the time
that they accidentally almost burned down the entire town,
trying to defend the honor of Minecraft.
I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous, which is why I know
you'll enjoy this story. So yeah anyways, alright this
story happened over the summer just for context, so there's no
school going on. And so the all these kids really
found Minecraft over spring break, which actually I'm about
to go on in a day, which I'm pretty excited about.
I'm gonna try and post every day.
But if you, if I miss a few days, that's totally why anyways
though. So yeah, they discovered
Minecraft over spring break, a fifth grade and for like all the
spring semester, they absolutely fell in love with the game.
In fact, Steve even said, like his grades Loki.
Kind of dropped a little bit and his parents got mad, but they're
like at whatever they're just kids.
Also. It's just fifth grade honestly,
bro. Who cares.
Anyways, so yeah, sure enough summer came around and they were
really like, they were super getting in a Minecraft.
However, Steve's parents, as well as all the other parents of
the kids in the neighborhood, kind of saw this a little bit as
a problem. So they basically said, hey, you
guys are allowed to play Minecraft from after dinner and
through the night, until your bed time around 8 or 9, you
cannot be playing at during the day.
Basically, the parents rationale here was like, look, they're not
going outside. Kids need to go out and have fun
when we were kids we were outside 24/7 and while I don't
necessarily always agree with the whole parents, like video
games are destroying your brain. Because personally, I think that
stuff is pretty overblown. I also do totally Respect and
agree with. You should spend some time
outside, bro. Like this little genuine piece
of advice, actually, you know what, you want to hear about my
day? I wake up like about an hour to
for my classes and I spend at least 45 minutes in the first 45
minutes outside and I try and do that within 30 minutes of me,
being waking up getting sunlight and beginning of the day is a
really good thing and the more time after that I can spend
outside the better but it also depends on what I need to get
done. So yeah, I'm totally with the
parents being like, yo, you got to spend some time outside.
So the thing is though, the kids were still like a huge fan of
Minecraft, so they're like, why don't we just play Minecraft in
real life? So what they did is I mean,
Minecraft, Loki is just an outdoor simulator on your
computer. I mean with a few extra things
because even though some Minecraft kids think the under
dragon and creeper and the Wither we are real, you can
watch those videos on my channel but they're not, but grass is
real. So that's a part of Minecraft,
right? So anyways, their parents were
like sure that's a pretty cool compromise like you guys can
play Like whatever. Right.
And anyways, yeah, we so they went off and they bought like
those foam Diamond Minecraft swords.
I used to have one of those as a kid.
They're actually pretty fun. So yeah.
Anyways, right. Sure enough.
All the kids went there, they bought like Minecraft stuff.
So basically they bought the phone Minecraft swords.
I don't know if they bought like, fake pickaxes or whatever.
They might have bought some other stuff, but they at least
bought the Minecraft swords. So now for the rest of the day
or for the rest of the summer. Basically, the thing was, they
would have to play. They'd have to go outside for
most of it. And then after dinner, they
could go on Minecraft and maybe play some multiplayer stuff
together or single player worlds if they wanted to.
They were all actually pretty. I think some of them at the
beginning were a little bit grumpy about it but there are
all actually pretty happy about it.
Like they didn't really have any complaints after the first day
of doing it because I had a lot of fun.
Honestly. Sometimes, I wish I could like,
bring back my imagination to the level I had as a kid and
honestly, there is really nothing stopping me.
Besides me being like, oh, this is dumb, that's stuff, right?
So part of me wants to and part of me does with these stories
but anyways. Right.
So sure enough, the subscriber, you know, he's playing Minecraft
With his friends, but there's going to like action, two
different factions dabbing. Created.
The first one are the Minecraft enjoyers.
That's the subscriber and some of the other guys, Then there
are the Minecraft kids. Those are the ones that are so
unbelievable, unbelievably obsessed with Minecraft.
That by the end of the story, they would risk Burning Down the
entire neighborhood to protect the honor of the game Minecraft.
So, to put it very blank bluntly, they were just very,
very obsessed with the game. So yeah, what they ended up
happening? Was that like the Minecraft kids
in the, in the other kids, the subscribers.
So, we're just gonna call him the kids in the Minecraft kids.
So, just to be clear. The difference is the Minecraft.
Kids are super, super obsessed with Minecraft.
So, they basically go out into the forest.
So, in their neighborhood, there's like this kind of, like,
mini Forest. It's, I don't know if I can,
technically call it a forest, because it wasn't that big.
I don't know if they're, like, technical definitions of a
forest, must be this size or whatever, but it was more than a
group, it was more than like four trees, right?
It wasn't like a tree on the side of the road.
It was like it was like an actual Forest but a very small
one but anyways. Right, so sure enough the
subscriber and his friends what they did was they kind of like
found a kind of like an area like pretty not super deep in
but far enough in and what they did is they ended up setting up
a little forwarder whatever it was like this kind of they were
able to find like trees to like lean logs again and stick Or
whatever and they actually got a pretty decently sized for it.
The fort was like the Minecraft Fortress or whatever.
They named it after Minecraft or something in honor of Minecraft
in Steve. I don't even know man, but
that's what they did. However, right.
Some of these kids were taking a little bit more intensely than
others. Like they were, they built like
they had a whole, the Minecraft kids, they made a whole like
Constitution for their like, for their little fort.
They had Congress meetings, they had a whole whatever, right?
You might be thinking, Conor come on buddy.
Like there just kids they're just like, how is this really
that bad guys? Don't forget that by the end of
the story, they will have almost burned down the entire town.
Okay, don't forget that. I'm just trying to feel like I'm
just trying to get us there, right?
I'm trying to, I'm just trying to tell the story so hang with
me. It does get from point A to
point B, don't worry. So yeah, things start to get
worse, though. When the Minecraft kids want to
spend more and more time in the Minecraft.
For you might be thinking. Okay Connor, what's so bad about
them wanting to spend time in the Minecraft.
Like isn't that the whole point wasn't that the whole point of
the parents wanting them to be outside?
Like didn't didn't the parents, get what they wanted here
because like the whole point of the parents sending them outside
in the first place was so that they would spend more time
outside and not spend all their time playing Minecraft.
So now, they don't even want to spend any time playing video
games. They just want to spend the
entire time out side like mission accomplished.
Am I wrong question? Mark and yes.
So that's not exactly what the Minecraft kids here actually
wanted. So, basically the Minecraft
kids, they didn't want to spend more time in the Minecraft for
know, they wanted to spend all of their time in the Minecraft
for it. So one day they decided that
they slowly but surely during the day we're bringing items
from their from their bedrooms into the Minecraft for it.
So they brought pillows, they brought blankets whatever.
And at first they were telling their parents that they wanted
to have a camping trip in the woods and some of the parents
were skeptical about it but I think eventually they all kind
of came together and came to conclusion.
Okay. Well you know, our children want
to do a camping Excursion like who are we to say?
They can't go camping man you know what I mean?
So yeah they kind of settled on. Okay, that's totally fine
whatever. Yes guys, this story still ends
with the Minecraft kids almost Burning Down the entire town.
So, you know, stick around for that.
So yeah, anyways, right. The subscriber is friends.
They do end up going along with the Minecraft kid and their
friends because remember All one big friend group in the
Minecraft. Kids are just the ones who I
don't know. Take it a little bit too.
Seriously, as you guys will see, but they actually ended up
having a pretty good time. So they did, they were able to
convince their parents to sleep one night because, you know,
their parents were like, oh wow. Like you know, I remember when I
was a kid, I used to go out and like camp, and all that kind of
stuff. So, like, the parents were
chilled with it. Little did they know that this
was going to be taken to like the craziest extreme ever with a
Minecraft kids? Create their own country and
wage war on anyone who doesn't pledge, allegiance, the
Minecraft. I'm giving away a little bit too
much right now, but it does go in that direction.
So, yeah, and anyways, the subscribers out there and
there's actually really fun. Like, it was really fun to like
camp out in the quote Woods, I say, quote and quote, because it
was like pretty small, but it was like, it was a, it was like
a forest. It was like, it was the woods,
right? It was actually pretty fun.
I mean, yeah, I camping isn't always the most fun thing, ever.
Let's not lie. If you've done it, you've
definitely been like, wow. My bed actually is really nice.
But also, I can't take away from the fact that there is something
kind of nice and satisfying with like being one with nature if
that makes sense. Like there is something
definitely really satisfying with just being in a very
natural, it doesn't feel out of place.
You might feel uncomfortable but at least when I did it and like,
bro, I had I had to do a lot of stuff that I would not want to
do normally such as do. Number two, in a bag, bro.
Alright, I'm not trying to do this every day, but it was even
with all that being said, when I did camp out a collect many
years ago during sleep weekend and just like sit in the forest,
right? It was something very nice about
it. So anyways, this subscriber
didn't enjoy his time but it when him and his friends were
being to pack up the Minecraft kids.
So we had the Minecraft kids, plural looked at the subscriber
and looked at his friends and were like, where you guys going
and the subscribers friends are like, oh yeah, we're backing up
or spring the stuff home and they're like, I think the
subscriber thought that the Minecraft kids were like, why
are you packing up? Now, as a later, So the
subscriber was like, oh well I'm just packing up now so I don't
have to pack up later. Just get it out of the way but
little to the Minecraft. The subscriber know, the
Minecraft kid wasn't meaning. Like why you packing up so soon?
He was saying, why are you packing up at all in the kind of
the way of like you're not planning to live here forever
with us and join the Minecraft country.
Yeah, so the subscriber kind of, you know, articulates that he's
just like packing up early and that's not a big deal and that's
when the Minecraft kid is like why are you packing up at all?
The subscriber kind of gives them a look.
Like are you joking right now? So yeah.
Anyways right. The subscriber was a little bit
confused so he was talking to the Minecraft kid and was kind
of like a bro. What do you mean in the
Minecraft? Kids like oh I guess you aren't
totally aware of like where you asleep during this time.
And the subscriber actually did go to bed a little bit early.
So he's like, yeah, like what's up?
He says, oh, you must have missed out on the, the meeting
and the subscriber at this point is like so confused because this
is the Minecraft kid just got done saying, like, why are you
packing up at all and then ominously says you missed the
meeting, right? So the subscribers trying to get
to the bottom of this, he's like, oh, What do you mean by
the meeting, right? It's kind of like, well what do
you well what do you mean by this?
And the, you know, the Minecraft kids like.
So we must have a talk. Don't done a real quick.
You made it this far into the video before we get into what
the meeting, entails. Comment Minecraft down below and
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break, and if you comment multiple times, there's a better
chance. I'll see your comment.
And also, while you're commenting, Minecraft down
below, check out the pin comment on this video, as there's a link
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on Spotify and there and listen on there, it actually really
does help me out and I would appreciate it.
Anyways, let's get to the meeting of all meetings.
So sure enough, right? The Minecraft kid walks, the
subscriber into this room? And the subscribers kind of like
like, what's up with it? Like like kind of like okay,
walks into this room. Basically means walks him into
one of the TVs because they made like a bunch of, like TP type
things where you lean a bunch of sticks up against branches, or
falling logs. So, there was like, five or six
of these, it was actually quite a nice little village down there
in a sense, brings them into one of them.
And all the other micro, the all the other subscribers friends,
that aren't Minecraft kids. They've left at this point and
it's just the Minecraft kids. They're all in this like, one,
like this one little. I'm gonna call it a house.
Okay, I'm just gonna call it a house.
It's not a house but it's like their little house.
Okay, so if you hear me, say house, I don't need an actual
house. I mean, bunch of sticks, like
kind of put together to in a sleeping Arrangement, but for
the sake of this, it is their house, right?
So they're all sitting around like the the floor, like the
ground floor and they're all sitting around in this like
ominous kind of like cult ritualistic type way and the
subscribers like dang bro, I'm mad uncomfortable right now.
Like what's good? So yeah, all the Minecraft kids
are sitting around in this like kind of semi-circle type thing
and they're like like welcome subscriber.
And he's like, they're like I see like you know the main the
other Minecraft kids tells me you were not aware of a plane's.
The subscribers. Like yeah I'm not aware of your
plans, bro. And the kids are like the
Minecraft kids are like, so, We've decided that, you know, we
can do a better job of running a like Society then Society can
and the subscribers. Like dude, what are you even
talking about right now? And so, you know, they go on to
basically, I'm not gonna basically this is what they say.
They're sick of society and how its anti-mine craft.
And that they are building their own society.
And that, the sleepover the one, quote unquote, one night, sleep
over was almost a test, to see if living out there could last
forever, which so a little commentary.
You can't, you can't extrapolate from sleeping out one night in
the woods to be we can sleep out here in survive forever.
I mean, they literally brought food from the house and they
like ate dinner before they left.
Like, come on now, but anyways, right.
And they go on to tell the subscriber that they plan to
one, not only form their own civilization but wage war in the
Clare war against the town that they live in for being anti
Minecraft, unless they submit to Minecraft being the best game
ever and that they do everything in the spirit of Minecraft and
that they let them. And basically saying in our
parents need to let us do this, that's one of our domains which
That's not gonna happen. Yeah, I ate a break it to you,
bro, but like if I was a parent, I'm sorry if my, my son is like
what they're in fifth grade. So what are they like, 12?
Dude, I might be totally wrong, they might be 14 or 10, I just
forgot how old I was in fifth grade.
But dude, if my son's like 12 and he's like, actually Dad, I
think I'm self-sustainable right now.
I'm gonna go start my own Minecraft Kingdom in the woods.
I'm not letting that slide for more than a day, I mean they can
have their fun like I had a super crazy active imagination
when I was a kid and that honestly has helped me
throughout my life. I still kind of do and if I
wanted to flip it on I could at any point.
But bro I'm not letting my son out into the woods for weeks
because he's just gonna come back.
I already know how it's gonna go, right?
I don't want him to be in trouble.
Anyways, right. So sure enough.
The subscriber kind of starts to question like well how are we
going to get our own food and the Minecraft kids like, well,
we're gonna break into our parents houses every day and
grab food and so the subscribers like so we're not really
self-sustainable because I wouldn't consider that
self-sustainable I would just consider that stealing.
Like I don't know, man like it. I guess it would work for a day
or two but I don't know. Yeah, so anyways.
Alright I'm sure enough like the Minecraft kids.
Do not like this and they're like are you disrespecting or
the mind the Creed of the Minecraft order in the
subscribers, like what? And he's like, oh yeah, by the
way, we have like a Magna Carta, we have a declaration of
independence, we have a constitution.
Basically they made a kind of a quasi like legal document be
declaring their independence from all the Minecraft haters
around them. Yeah dude, the parents plan
backfired so bad. Probably at this point, the
parents were thinking, um, and like, our kids are going out in
the woods and they're making friends with each other, and
they're not playing that little dumb Minecraft game anymore.
Little did they know that I have?
The kids actually went off into Woods to start a Minecraft cult
in almost burned down the whole town as you will see.
So yeah, I'm sure enough to subscribers, like, I don't know,
man. Like this is a kind of deep, I
don't know if I'm trying to do this in the Minecraft.
Kids are like, fine. Well, then you're no longer a
lot. You are enemy, you're an enemy
combatant, you are no longer loud.
And Our territory like you weird.
You are giving 10 seconds to go until, you know, we can declare
war on you and fight you. And he's like, damn, bro, like
why? What's and they're like, yeah,
we're dead serious. By the way, you have eight
seconds left so the subscriber and stuff arguing with his
obviously, delusional friends. It's like, all right.
Well, looks like I will be leaving right about now.
So yeah, sure enough right. The subscriber is just, you
know, he gets out of that kind of like that house goes over to
the house. And remember it's not actually a
house being on me and goes over to the house that he was in and
grabs his stuff and starts speed walk walking.
And he sees like the Minecraft kids like stalking him as he
leaves the forest and as he like leaves, like the exit of the
forest. So like where the trees, stop
the Minecraft kids, who's been stalking him?
The whole time shouts, this is like where our torture territory
ends. If you enter this part of the
forest, like, you're on our territory.
We can legally do whatever we want.
Okay, like legally, bro. Like are you serious?
But whatever. Right.
So, the subscriber is like, kind of bummed out.
He's like my friend's have gone saying, dang it, I hate it.
When my friends go insane, bro. That moment when your friends
lose touch with reality, inform a Minecraft cult, oh man.
Such a relatable moment right there.
Yeah. So anyways he goes back to his
parents and his parents like oh how did it go when you like well
and explains everything to them? And They're like, don't worry,
sweetie. They're just like in a little
imagination stage, they will be done very soon.
Little did the subscribers parents realize that these kids
were about to go to Crazy extremes.
Yeah, so, anyways, right. Sure, enough the subscribers
parents are kind of just saying, oh, it's not a big deal.
Anyways, so let me just tell you how the next couple days, go
down what ends up happening, is the Minecraft kids, they do not
go home to their parents, so the parents of Minecraft kids, kind
of call the parents of the non Minecraft, kids, because
remember the friend group is split into the Minecraft kids
aka the ones who want to form their own nation of Minecraft
versus the normal kids, basically, to put it simply like
that. So the Minecraft kid parents
called the normal kid parents, and the normal kid parents kind
of like, give the explanation of like, oh, I think they're just
staying out there longer. So what ends up happening is the
normal kid. Parents, go out to go get their
kids, so I can't tell you what it, what the exact breakdown was
of what happened. Because, you know, the
subscriber wasn't there. However, the subscriber will be
heading back with the parents because of how bad this
interaction went. So this is what happened and
when the parents went over so the parents all kind of got
together and because you know, they get they went there late at
night because they're like, okay, our kids haven't reached
out to us and you know, they don't have a cell phone because
they're like in fifth grade and like, you know, we only allowed
them to be gone for one night and it seems like what they're
doing is, you know, basically being like they're gonna go out
there another night. So the parents were going to
just kind of like go out there to be like, hey like you got to
come back and we would like you done another night but you need
to have communication with us. Totally fair like totally valid
parents go out there basically. What happens is the Minecraft
kids scream that they're declaring war and then they
start like throwing rocks and sticks at them.
And the parents are yelling back with the parents realize that
like, oh wow. Like we didn't realize how deep
this was. So the parents almost conceived
because like the kids were throwing like legit stuff at
them like it was bad. So anyways, the parents come
back and it's like eight at night and the Minecraft kid.
Sorry the subscribers mom gets a call from them saying that they
need the subscriber, and all of his friends to go down with them
for a second time to try to talk some sense into these kids.
So yeah. Anyways, the subscribers like,
oh man, what happened? And it's, you know, his mom said
like, yeah, they they came for them, right, you know, started
like declared war quote unquote, started throwing like sticks and
rocks and stuff and the subscribers like oh geez.
Like I know these kids like would do something stupid like
that. So sure enough, right.
The subscriber and all the non Minecraft kids walk down with
the parents and when they walk down they get all the way to
kind of like, where all the houses are.
And the Minecraft kids walk out. And one of the Minecraft kids is
like, it's like, I never would have believed this, my,
brother's betraying us and drinking the side of the enemy
and like the subscribers, like, dude, stop this.
It's so dumb. Like, your parents just want you
home. Like, we can play Minecraft
tomorrow and they're like, no, you don't understand.
This is an a game for us. This is an imagination.
This is our lives, dude, you're in 5th grade, and you started a
Minecraft, organization Society chill out.
It's not that deep, but anyways. Alright, basically, the
subscriber in the parents are able to make zero progress.
And you might be thinking, why don't other parents go in there
and, like, grab their kids? They're being thrown at like
sticks and rocks. So, eventually the parents and
the subscribers almost like retreat or whatever, because
like, they don't want to get her heart like hurt or whatever.
And so, you might be thinking, okay, how do they almost burned
down the town? Here we go.
So, basically, Is what happens? The Minecraft kids feel.
As if like, oh my God, we were just attacked.
We were just brutally assaulted, which?
No, no, you aren't bro? Your parents literally came to
say, it's your time to be done playing like playdate, or
whatever. It's time to go back home.
Your cheer, like, I don't know your SpaghettiOs.
You're getting cold but they were like this was a first
strike. This was an attack and we need
to fight back. We need to fire back twice as
hard and they're like strategizing and they're like,
hmm. How do we do this and someone's
like, oh, do you remember the Blazers from Minecraft?
So yeah, what they did is someone brought a lighter from
home and what like, they were thinking, oh, like blazes like
one of us gets to be the blaze Warrior, which basically means a
kid playing with fire. So, anyways, what ends up
happening is the, you know, the Minecraft kids designed to have
a blaze strike on the parents. Yeah.
So they go out to the edge of the forest and near one of the
houses, and one of the Minecraft kids starts tries to light one
of Trees on fire as if they don't think the fire is going to
spread back to them because trees are flammable in their, in
the forest. I mean, they're literally
shooting themselves in the foot with a massive shotgun
basically. However, though it was really
unlucky for the Minecraft kids, because it just happened to be
that there was a police officer, like just strolling by and like
what cop car and saw one of the kids with a lighter basically
setting, part of the fort, like, part of the tree on fire or
whatever. So, the tree was already, it
wasn't like, lit up the entire thing, but some of the branches
were like, starting to catch a little bit of fire.
Police officer rushes out there and like, there's like two cops
or whatever, one of them goes like, put out the fire so we
like Stomps out. But then calls a fire Squad to
make sure it's actually out because if you guys don't know
if you have like a lit match and you like put it out and you
throw it in the fire or in the trash, it can actually catch the
trash can on fire if you don't run it under a ton of water
because sometimes like there's a little bit that's still there.
They can catch flame again. So anyways, right.
The the police interrogate, the kids and asked for their
parents. The parents are Old the
Minecraft kids, immediately forget the whole, oh, but the
Creed in the oath, to the Minecraft Society, dude, when
there's a legit police involved, the Minecraft kids completely
crumbled. They don't care.
And they're like, we're wrong, we're sorry.
So yeah, the Minecraft kids, obviously, the parents are super
mad and not only just the fact that, you know, they got, you
know, they were arrested by the police but also the fact of the
Minecraft kids completely ignored the orders from the
parents. So basically, what happens is
the Minecraft kids are grounded for the rest of the summer and
the subscriber and his friends are allowed to go.
See them like once a week. But really the subscriber is in
their friends aren't also super excited to go see the Minecraft
kids, but yeah, more. All the story is don't burn down
the forest because someone doesn't like Minecraft support
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And peace from a dream stand who tries to poison their friend for
saying the dream sucks to a dream stand that wants to carry
dreams big. Bro, what I just say these are
the craziest dreams ever. So anyways right, the subscriber
was friends with this girl. Let's just say that you may.
Or may not have been that friends not that close with her
after she tries to poison her for saying.
The dream isn't great but we'll get to that in a second.
But anyways, the subscriber had this girl and several other
girls over at her house. So this was like a Saturday
morning, whatever, they were just kind of chilling, you know,
they were they were about to have lunch so I guess it was
closer to the afternoon and they were sitting around the kitchen
counter and they were literally just talking about.
Oh, who's your favorite YouTube Creator?
Who do you watch this stuff like that?
And the subscriber was a fan of a lot of people in the dream
SMP. But personally said that she
didn't like dreams specifically, which is totally fine.
You're allowed to like craters, your love to not like other
ones, you're allowed to have preferences.
I mean you don't have to like my videos just don't watch them.
Like it's the same thing with her.
She didn't like dreams videos so she avoid watching his videos
and you know when he appeared and stuff with other people that
was fine, I guess. But you just Prefer not to, you
know enough, right? However, there was one girl, who
were working on the dream stand, who the subscriber was friends
with up until this fateful day. Of course, but the subscriber
was friends with the stream stand and What's to say?
She did not take it very well and did not take it very well as
a bit of an understatement because she did not take it very
well at all. So anyways, right.
Sure enough right, you know the dream stand is like oh you feel
that way? Well dreams, my favorite Creator
and the subscribers. Like, okay, that's cool.
I just don't really like him. Like I'm glad you like them.
There's nothing really wrong with him.
I just don't like we does. And this subscriber kind of
thought that, oh, whatever and all the other girls, like, at
the house didn't probably thought like, oh, whatever.
Who cares? And they literally changed
topics. Like they just naturally move on
to the next thing in the conversation and about five
minutes into it. I think they're talking about,
like, one of their classes or some tests that was coming up
the dream stand who had been silent for the last five minutes
and immediately just like randomly burst out saying, what
do you mean you don't like dream look like, well, what's wrong
with him? And the subscriber just looks at
her, it's like nothing. I just don't really like the
videos. He makes man, like is that big
of a deal and, you know, the dream stands like, oh, okay.
It's very awkward, it's very weird, but she obviously is
very, very, very, very butthurt by this.
So they all leave the room to go like watch TV or something and
they have, I don't know what food they had for lunch, but it
was like, Sitting out on the kitchen counter, basically ready
for them to eat when they came back.
However, one of the girls who went to go like not the dream
standing, not the subscriber, but one of them that was just
like a friend who was there was a little bit.
She was gonna be very important later in the story so we're
gonna call our Kate. So anyways, it's the dream
stand, the subscriber Kate and a bunch of other girls, right?
So they're all sitting in the, the living room which is like
close on the first floor, where the kitchen is they were just
watching some TV show or something.
And that's when the dream Stans said, I need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.
Remember the dream stand or just so, you know, the dream stand.
Normally was one of the most talkative ones of the group.
But ever since the subscriber emitted that, you know, she did
not like dream, she went to the dream.
Stand went dead silent. The dream stand said nothing.
There's completely quiet, which was totally out of character.
Is this? Like she was brewing on
something planning thinking plotting, whatever.
Right. And so, the dream stand gets up
and disappears. And that's when Kate the
subscribers friend says, I'll be right back for some reason.
Kate just had a intuition kind of like a gut feeling that she
should at least go in and look, just check on the dream stand
for a second, right? Sometimes you just get these gut
feelings and instead of being like, Oh, well, I'm gonna
overanalyze this and come to the conclusion.
I should not. Listen, I got sometimes, look,
we've said this before, but we've evolved over many, many
years. And sometimes, they're just
things like intuitions that we don't understand.
But our subconscious understands, there's this little
things we pick up on that. We just we can't like process at
the top of our brain, but it's just something is it's just
something that we know is this something that we know to be
true and sometimes you just got to listen to that.
That's all I'm gonna say. It's just like not always going
to be right. But you should always listen.
And this time Kate was 100%, right?
Because Kate walks into the kitchen or walks like around
where the bathroom is, which the bathroom is near the kitchen and
she sees she watches as the dream stand.
Is rummaging through the kitchen counter, not the top kitchen,
counter the bottom one, we're all the sorry, we're all the
cleaning supplies is so can't take our phone.
And starts recording because she's like, okay, this is either
nothing and she's looking for silverware and like in the wrong
counter or this is something really huge and I need to record
this for proof so she's recording secretly.
And she watches as the dream stand is rumbling through the
like the closet or not the closet, but the kitchen counter
or whatever. And actually picks out a bunch
of different cleaning supplies and it was very clear, right?
Which one of the food items was for each person?
I think each of them ordered some specialized, let's say,
Mexican food or something so, like enchilada.
So each person had their own specialized food and Kate the
subscribers friend watches as the dream stand, like, opens up.
Let's say like the enchilada right?
That the subscriber got and like starts pouring these freaking
chemicals into it. Dude.
Search pouring leg drain cleaner.
So, I was boring, like, bleach by the way, disclaimer,
obviously, do not do any of this.
You will probably die if you eat this stuff.
So don't I, I hope it's obvious but what Whatever and she pours
it all into this stuff and like closes up the enchilada again
and like starts to walk away. And at this point, Kate didn't
know what she was going. Like, she just started recording
because she something was up, but she didn't not expect this.
so, Sure enough, right? She finishes recording and she
quickly like, walks back into the room and she sits down and
it's kind of like all freaked out because he's like, oh my
God, and, you know, the subscriber or the dream, stand
walks back into the room and sits down.
Like nothing happened. And Kate like, looks over the
subscriber says, hey can I could I talk to you for a second and
the subscribers like sure. So they get up and they leave
and like, hey like this cave brings her really far away the
subscribers like what's going on?
And she's like I don't know how to explain this but and then
shows the recording gives context and at this point
they're just sitting there. Realizing that one of their
friends quote. Unquote is literally trying to
poison the subscriber and why well, because this is a
subscriber said that she doesn't like dream and that is confirmed
in just a second. So sure.
Enough Kate says, Hey dream stand.
Can you come with me for a second?
I got to show you something and the dream stand Loki doesn't
even realize what's going on, kind of like mindlessly walks
over and yeah, so sure enough. You know, the subscriber is
waiting there. Kate takes out her phone and
shows the Video and the dream stand is like, that isn't me and
they're all like dude, yes it is.
Like, I can't Photoshop this video and like three cycle.
Look, what? So sure enough, the dream stands
like, fine. I just needed you to know that
it wasn't okay. To say that dream sucks.
His videos are epic. I love them and I love him.
So so very much what you did was not okay.
And you needed to understand that and that's one case.
Like, you know that stuff like could have actually like really,
really don't like this. She gotten really really sick
and maybe even die in the dream stands like, well, you know
what, maybe that's what she deserved.
Let's just say that they were not friends at all after that
moment. And if you thought that this
dream stand was bad, you were not prepared for this one.
So anyways, there was a new girl in the subscribers class.
This girl just came in and you know, she didn't have a lot of
friends because she was new and everyone else was already
friends with each other. So it's always very hard to
enter in school so special like a new school.
If you don't know anyone it's a genuinely Difficult.
By the way up, plugging the Spotify, it's in the
description. If you like listening to these
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Go ahead and check it out there and also rate Five Stars.
It does help out but anyways right so sure enough right.
This girl is, you know, She there's a new girl and we're
just gonna call her the new girl for now, she does turn out to be
pretty crazy dream stand, as you'll figure it out.
But anyways, the subscriber and her friends, you know, they're
not like super cool. Popular girls that, you know, oh
my God, I can't associate with the new girl because it will
lower my popularity and clout in my high school, because my
popularity in high school really, really does equate to
success later in life. Obviously, they're not, this
type of people, they are just, you know, people who don't care
about that as much and are just having a good time in high
school and their friends. So they see this and they're
like, you know what, maybe we shouldn't bite her to sit with
us. So sure enough, they go over to
the dream stand, who is sitting alone says, Hey sit with us with
launcher, whatever. And they're talking with his
girl and she seems pretty chill. She seems pretty cool like for
nothin' that this girl is like a complete psychopath scary person
but she does turn out to be a little weird as we'll see but if
first she's super normal like she just no reason at all for
anyone to think that she would be weird or anything like that.
And yeah, things are pretty cool, things are chilling,
things are big chilling until they're not as you know, things
go. And because one day, About three
weeks in. This girl like the dream stand.
Girl is sitting with them every single day, the new girl, and
it's kind of like she's becoming assimilating into the friend
group a little bit. And I think this girl has got a
little bit too comfortable because the girls, like, do you
guys have any like this? The dream stand?
The new girl says, do you guys have any, like, crazy things you
ever think about? Like do you have any like, big
secrets? And obviously, someone like that
they do. But maybe they're not going to
tell someone that they met three days ago or three weeks ago.
They're big secret. So they're all like, I don't
know if I do in one girl's like yeah.
Like I really like Troy and they're like, oh my God, you
like whatever? I don't know.
High school girls talk about, dude, I'm not high school girl.
So something stupid like that, that wasn't really like that big
of a secret. Like, if it gets out that you
think some someone's like attractive like, Oh no, you're
life. So over, not like you're fine.
Like, who cares? However, the dream stand was
about to go on to spill some interesting information to put a
lightly. So the dream's hands like yeah,
I have to see secret too. And they're all like, okay.
And this girl was like a little weird, a little quirky.
But okay, cares, right. She was nice enough.
That's when this girl, the dreams tank goes and be like,
I've had a fantasy for the last year, guys.
If you ever have fantasies don't tell people about, like, it's
fine to have them, like whatever.
Imagine Justin Bieber's, like your boyfriend, whatever.
I don't care. Okay.
But just don't don't go into your fans.
Don't tell people in extreme excruciating detail about them
as the dream stand is about to do.
She's like yeah, I've had this fantasy do, you know?
Do you watch Minecraft YouTube birds and immediately they're
like what? Now.
I do not in the dream stands like well there's one called
dream. He recently did a face reveal
and he's so cute. Yeah, they're all like, okay.
Fine. Like whatever you have a
celebrity crush, that's normal but then she goes into
excruciating, painful detail about and also I want dream I
want dream to Bear My Children. And all this in like the girls
at the table are like, okay, that's all I need to hear.
I don't need to hear anything else, she's like yeah, I just
want to pump out a bunch of babies with dreams face on them,
that are really good at Minecraft and they're all like,
okay, oversharing oversharing? You're oversharing right now.
That's I'm good. Okay.
Okay guys, let's relax. Okay, okay, relax.
No, need no need to go this far. I don't need to know this.
I don't need to know this about you.
Relax, and she's like yeah, you know, every single day, I think
about them and I have this little journal and every single
day I write out 10 Page, Long fantasies about us growing
altogether, and having a lot of babies that are like stop with
the babies. Okay.
The girls aren't saying these things but they're just like
super freaking freaked out right now like super freaked out
because this random girl that they're starting to get to know,
starting to be friends with. That's what I'm trying to
emphasize starting is this going on about how she wants to be
impregnated by her finger? Guys, the stories you send it,
or the most ridiculous stuff. Ever.
What the hell is this? God, damn it.
Anyways, she just go with on and when I kid you not, she goes on
for 20 more minutes. It just painstaking detail about
how she wants to have a lot of babies.
Beautiful. Beautiful dream.
Looking Minecraft loving babies. And of the conversation.
Every girl there is just like, oh my God, I don't, I don't
know. I don't know how that could have
been worse. I'm sure maybe if she just like,
I don't know, took out a hammer and slam me in the head with it,
but that made maybe that would have been better.
Maybe I would have gotten permanent brain damage where I
would have forgotten that moment forever, so maybe it could have
been better. Maybe that is the worst
possibility ever. Maybe, if she just literally
took a machete and just dropped my head off, at least my
suffering would have ended there and I wouldn't have to think
about imagining her in the dream babies.
And oh my God. Anyways.
So yeah, from every single day out, from that point on, I think
it's because like the dream stand released.
Like she's like, oh finally. Someone knows my fantasy.
Right. Every single day, she would tell
them about like, the new fanfic novel that she wrote the night
before. And yeah, let's just say that
after a little bit of time, they stopped hanging out this
subscriber. And the other girls were like,
she seems nice enough but we just, we just can't handle this
anymore. We just can't handle here,
hearing dream, heat waves fan fiction part 7000 every single
freaking day at lunch. I want to talk about normal
things. God please.
No. Clicking the video on screen
right now. I know you'll enjoy it.
Just click. How is it going, everyone,
welcome back to the channel. I hope you're having a good day
today. We got three stories of
Minecraft kids, that I know you will enjoy.
So, let's just go ahead and jump into the first one.
We're gonna call the subscriber who submitted this story Peter.
And, by the way, all these stories are on Spotify, Linked
In the description. You'll probably even hear them
about an hour early, or before they go up on here if you find
them on Spotify. Anyways.
So Pete, we're going to call the first subscriber who submitted
this story Peter and anyways. Alright, Peter was in a class
and then Peter's class there was an assignment that they all had
to do and this assignment was the, what do you want to do when
you grow up assignment? And you got kids coming in being
like Oh I want to do YouTube. Oh, I want to be a doctor.
Oh, I want to be president United States.
Oh, I want to do your mom. There's like a lot of things
that people came in and said, like, oh this is what I want to
do, right? So it was kind of like done
that. You had a presentation, you
would go home and kind of prepare a little bit and then
you go up there, I think a couple stories ago someone else.
Submitted something with their class at a similar type thing.
And I know I had something like this, so this might just be a
thing that happens to everyone in like second grade.
I don't know, tell me in the comments if it's true or not.
But anyways, right, so sure enough, you know, Peter wanted
to be, he wanted to be a doctor which is pretty standard at like
pretty standard response. When I was 10 I wanted to be a
doctor and then I learned about medical school but anyways,
right. So you know Peter, you know, has
this little thing he wants to be a doctor or whatever and
eventually let's just skip forward to the day of class.
Let's just give forward to the day where, you know, they're
actually presenting and you know, Peter goes up there.
He has a doctor's costume, he bought or whatever and you know,
sure enough, it's fine, it's whatever, that's not the
interesting thing. There's a kid in Peter's class
who were gonna call the Minecraft kid because all bro
does his play Minecraft like literally every every single day
when he gets back from school, doesn't even do his homework.
Screw that does Minecraft in class he's asleep.
So we can stay up all night to play.
Minecraft this Pros life literally revolves around my
Minecraft know, give me wrong. Minecraft is a cool game.
I use it for all my background footage.
It has a integral place in my childhood like I love my craft
great game, right? However, please have a life
outside of it. That that's all I asked.
That's all I asked man. But anyways, right?
Sure, enough, the Minecraft kid walks up to the front of the
class and everyone was kind of expecting him to say like, I
don't know. I want to, I don't know work for
a video game company. I want to work for Mojang, I
want to be a computer programmer so I can make video games or
whatever or maybe even like I want to stream on Twitch which
is like even that's a little that's a little iffy which you
don't even want me to go into the statistics of how difficult
that is. Anyways and I won't because I
want watch time and good retention.
So sure enough you know the the Minecraft kid goes up there and
Peter's kind of interested to see what he's going to say,
because he's kind of expecting Minecraft.
Good to say something a little bit goofy like not too crazy but
just a little bit goofy it just a little bit on the goofy side,
right. And the Minecraft kid gives up
there and says, you know, all I want to do when I grow up is
just keep playing Minecraft. And he brings with him like you
know that like fake, you know, Minecraft sword like a foam one
that like you can buy for like 20 dollars or something.
I just I just know it because I got it from my fifth grade
birthday party and I might still have it or I might have had my
mom throwing it out without me knowing, which is a shame, but
whatever, right. And so he brings this and kind
of swings it around. It's like yeah.
All I do every day is I play Minecraft.
When I go home, I go home and I play Minecraft and I stay up all
night to do it. That's why I'm never paying
attention in class or doing anything like that.
You know. And I want to let you know that.
No one can tell me. Otherwise all I'm going to do
with my life is play Minecraft every single day.
And the teachers like hey, I like this, wasn't this project
wasn't about, you know, what's your favorite hobby?
What's your favorite pastime? This project was about like what
are you gonna do with the rest of your life, or what do you
want to do as a profession? There's a difference between,
you know, choosing to do some of the casually and choosing to do
something professionally. The thing is right?
This wasn't even a teacher, who's like, if you're not a
doctor or a lawyer, then you're not a real worker.
Like it wasn't one. These like old-fashioned
teachers who doesn't understand like new.
I don't know, I'm trying to say like a teacher that doesn't
understand kind of the new scheme of jobs.
The teacher literally let a kid say, hey, I want to be a
YouTuber but if that doesn't work, I'm going to go to college
to for digital marketing or something like that.
The teacher was fine with that, the teacher understands the new
landscape of work. But the thing is, there's a
difference from saying between saying, Hey, I want to pursue
playing video games online and if that doesn't work, then I
want to do X and saying, I want to sit inside and do video games
all day specific. The Minecraft all day because
bro, let me just let you know, there's really no professional
Minecraft leagues. That pay you anything right
there. I might be wrong.
There might be like a professional Minecraft League.
That pays you a couple hundred bucks if you want a tournament.
But dude that's not enough to sustain yourself.
Like there are no, like maybe maybe if you wanted to say?
Yeah, I want to be professional like Counter-Strike or a game
like that maybe, but even that is a massive stretch and sure
enough. The Minecraft kid, didn't even
say anything like that. He just said I want to sit
inside and play Minecraft all day, so Peter's just like, oh,
boy. Because Peter sitting down.
He's watching the teacher really, just, like, not be cool
if this and the Minecraft kid. Not even like adapting on the
spot because one might have thought that, okay, the
Minecraft kid realizes that the teacher is not a fan of what he
just said and that maybe if you wants to save his grade, I don't
know. Adapt it a little bit like just
switch things up a little bit. I don't know, man, like just
feel like oh, what I meant is I want to go and learn And how to
make video games. Like, sure, that's fine, go to
school for programming or something like that, but the
Minecraft kid doubles down and says the teacher, you know what
I want to do when I grow up, is I just want to sit at home and
do video games. I don't want to do anything
else. I don't want anyone to bother
me. I just want to play Minecraft
24/7. And, you know, Peter's just
like, oh, boy, this teacher's not going to be happy.
And the teachers like like Minecraft kid says is actual
name, but it's like, Minecraft kid.
I want you to know that, you know, I'm going to give you, you
know, sit back down, step outside and I'm gonna give you
10 minutes to come up with a real job.
Like I'm going to give you 10 minutes and I'm being very
gracious right now because at the moment you have a fail on
this assignment, not like the Minecraft kid was really caring
about his grades. I mean he handed in zero
homework and basically was failing, everything else but the
teachers I am going to give you 10 minutes of standing outside
to come up with something new. And when you're ready, come back
in and you may present again. So the Minecraft kid.
Very angrily, like, walks out side and the teachers Like all
right who's coming up next and the teachers like okay Ben how
about you come up and within 10 seconds?
The door slams open again and the Minecraft kid says I'm
ready. So the teacher I don't know if
the teacher was just being hopeful because I mean, come on.
He was out for like three seconds.
You really think he came up with a new job and know the teacher
might have just been hopeful and was like, oh, that was fast.
Sure, come on up. Like, what's what's the deal?
Like, what's going on? Like, come tell me about your
new job. So Minecraft kid.
Walks to the front of the class again and says When I go get
grow older, or when I'm an adult, I just want to sit inside
and do Minecraft all day. I said it before and I'm saying
it again. Boom, the teachers like kind of
turns the Minecraft kid. So I was generous with you.
Like I gave you time to reconsider what you're doing
like to present again. Like this isn't just what you
want to do. This is like a presentation.
This is an assignment for the front of the class.
And at this point, the Minecraft kid says, so you're saying, I
can't do that. And the teacher is like, yes,
I'm saying that when you're older, you are not going to be
able to do that. Sure you can play video games on
like, in on the part, like, you can play, you can partially play
video games. That's totally fine.
You can't entirely play video games.
You've got to do other stuff with your life as well.
You have to find something that's going to bring you an
income. You have to do something more
productive than that and you know the Minecraft teacher
Minecraft teachers. Sorry I'm jumping my words.
The teacher probably would have even been fine.
If you said I want to, you know, play my I want to make content
around me. You playing Minecraft, the
teacher was in tune with you know you can entertain, like
entertainment is decentralized almost, anyone can make
entertainment, not almost anyone will be successful but almost
anyone can, this isn't like the 80s and 90s were really you
either had to like score a really big role in TV or radio
or a movie you can just post something on your phone.
It's incredible. So the at this point, the
Minecraft kid was starting to get really angry and he's like,
teacher, I'm going to give you to a count of three to take that
back. And the teacher is so taken
aback by the fact that the Minecraft kid just said I'm
going to give you a count of three to say to like pretend
that you didn't just say what you said the teachers like are
you insane? The Minecraft kid is like three
and the teachers. Like you don't understand like I
am supposed to be the one giving you a countdown Minecraft, kids
like two and the teachers like look what is so wrong with me.
Saying that you can't just sit around and play Minecraft all
day. Like that makes total sense like
you I asked you In the presentation, what you should do
as a job and you said sit around and play Minecraft.
How do you expect to make any money from that Minecraft kids
like one? Teachers, like, what, what are
you going to do with the end of the countdown?
In the Minecraft, kid steps over and just like, kind of like goes
down on one knee and it's like bent down is like, hmm.
We're gonna wear starts making like weird noises.
Like and the teachers, like dude, what are you doing?
Okay, teacher probably didn't say, dude with the teachers like
What are you doing in the Minecraft?
Kid jumps up Springs up and it's like you, I will fight you in a
one B, one PVP battle and he grabs his Minecraft sword and
starts like swinging it around trying to be like intimidating,
but dude, it was a foam sword. You're playing Minecraft, you're
not intimidating. Anyone dude.
Like that's just not happening. He starts swinging around like
and the teachers like okay I just like what why what are you
doing? Like stop.
Stop it get some help, bro. Like what's going on, he's like
you said that I could do Minecraft every single day for
the rest of my life, the teachers like yeah and I I stand
by that Minecraft kids swinging around his thumb.
So it's like you're trying to you're you don't want me to be
happy you want me to be on happy and for that reason, it's you
versus me and a PVP fight at this point.
Peter is a sitting there, just try to comprehend how everything
escalated to this point because sure, like the Minecraft kid in
the teacher were kind of fighting in bed.
Weren't happy with each other but the Minecraft kid really
gave the teacher a three-to-one countdown and then entered into
Minecraft PVP mode. He has his like sword Out
Swinging it all around and this point right you know Peter's
just like okay Something's going like this is not gonna end well
and this point, right? You know, he's swinging around
us to wear the Minecraft kids like I'm gonna give you to
another account to three to give me a 100% and tell me that I can
100% play Minecraft for the rest of my life.
The teacher looks at and says, no, I would be lying to you.
If I said that in Minecraft kid is like, fine, you've chosen
your fate Minecraft. Kids like more start swinging or
the teacher says, if that foam sword even touches me for a
second, you're failing this assignment and you're going
straight to the principal's office.
The Minecraft kid says I will give you another count of three
to reconsider everything. Minecraft kid is always
realizing of this point that he's in way too deep and he's
also not winning. So he thinks that he if he keeps
on saying on, I'm gonna give you till the count of three that he
is. Somehow gonna win this whole
thing, and sure enough, the Minecraft kids house the three,
the teachers like, okay, like what?
What's going to happen. Now, the Minecraft kids like I
warned you Minecraft takes is like his foam sword swings and
it goes bump makes contact with the teacher.
And at this point, the teacher grabs, the sword rips out of
Minecraft. Kid's hand goes over holds on
both the Minecraft, kids shoulders and starts walking
them out the doors like, all right, but it's time to go to
the principal's office for you. So Minecraft, getting the
teacher, walk out the door and everyone else is kind of just
sitting there like What? Anyways, the next story we're
going to call the subscriber Chris.
So Chris has a cousin who we're going to call the Minecraft kid,
right? And Chris doesn't really get to
know his cousin that well he doesn't see him that often but
Kristen his mom are over at his aunts.
Yeah. It'd be his aunt's house.
And, you know, this is the first time, you know, Chris has seen
is on in years. And the last time Chris saw, his
cousin, his cousin was like four, and didn't really was
really shy, and want to talk that much.
Now, his little cousin was eight years old and was apparently a
Minecraft fanatic. He liked playing it so much.
He knew everything about it. He watched Minecraft.
YouTube is when he wasn't playing Minecraft and his sleep,
he dreamed about fighting the Ender Dragon and, you know,
Kristen really know that that much but Chris was kind of told
by his Chris asks, his mom like as they're driving their like,
what what should I know? Like I have to hang out with
this kid because Christmas told oh you get to hang out with your
cousin for a little bit it'll be good for you.
Chris is like 16 at this point he's not gonna get along with
this caused on. A lot of things they're not
gonna have a toning comment they can't.
And talk about girl troubles at the same level, right?
They can't talk about. Oh wow.
Math is so difficult because Chris is a little cousin would
be like, yeah. A simple addition.
Really sucks. He'd be like sure.
So sure enough, you know, Chris's mom was like, yeah.
Okay. So all I know is he's a big fan
of like that game Minecraft and Chris is like, yeah, I've played
a little bit and by Chris saying that he's played.
It literally. All he means is.
Yeah, he and his friends have played some like survival
servers at some points. Like they'll be really into it
for a week and then they'll not played for a year.
That's a lot of people actually get into it.
You get super into Minecraft servers with your friends.
You play for two weeks, you literally play 12 hours a day
and then you never touch the game again for weave for years.
That's how it goes with. A lot of people.
So Chris, and his mom got there. And Chris's on and Chris's
cousin, right? Chris is cousins actually in a
different room, but Chris is on Green Thumb.
They're like, oh my God, I haven't seen you so long.
Chris, you're so much older now and Chris is in his head is like
yeah, that's kind of how time works bro.
But whatever. Right?
Sure enough, you know, Chris is Aunt was like, hey Chris, I just
want to let you know, your little cousins and the other
room and he would love to see you.
Did he actually loved to see him?
Well, I mean, we'll see him in a second.
So sure enough, you know, Chris goes into the other room and
there's just the little cousin who's sitting there with an iPad
and he's playing, you know, Pocket Edition Minecraft.
And Chris is like, yo, what's up, bro?
Like hey, it's me Chris. I don't remember if you remember
me, but I'm your cousin and Chris is a little cousins like,
yeah, I don't like, Hi, how are you doing?
And Chris is like, oh, I heard you like Minecraft and, you
know, Chris is a little cousins like I do to you like Minecraft
and Chris and his head is like, he's like, yeah, I'm gonna say
yes. We're gonna Bond and this will
be less awkward so Chris. It's like yeah.
Yeah. I like Minecraft it's it's cool.
Like I enjoy it and Chris is a little Chris is a little cousin
immediately says so you're an expert and Chris is like I don't
know but I played a little bit and Chris is like, okay well
riddle me this So well when you killed the Ender Dragon and
there's the Ender. Dragon egg, how exactly are you
to get it? And Chris who's never actually
completed the game because he just plays a little bit, right?
Like, oh, you just mine it right with a pickaxe.
The little cousins like me wrong.
One strike against you? Next question.
And Chris is kind of thinking wait, what?
It's like Is this some kind of like oh like what are we doing
here? And you know the the little
cousins like, okay, so if you're fighting an Enderman and you
have a bucket like what will a bucket of what, like what kind
of liquid will Enderman not be able to like fight you in.
And Chris is like, I don't know. Milk because you remember he's
able to milk a cow and Chris is a little cousins like, oh my
God, man. Wrong water, Enderman will not
fight you in water. I too strike.
Chris two strikes. And Chris is kind of like oh my
God like this was this was supposed to be a bonding
experience. This is the opposite of a
bonding experience right now. Like this is not a bonding
experience. This is a crazy and sure enough
you know Chris is like okay man. Well I can play Minecraft music
final question and I need you to answer this. and Chris is like,
okay. And so this little cousins like
well, I used to think about I got to make it good and you know
you're gonna suffer the consequence is if you don't like
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okay, Who is the popular Minecraft YouTuber?
Who has the Minecraft Manhunt series and is green?
And the thing is, right? Chris kind of grew up on, you
know, the old school Minecrafters.
So he was like, Captain Sparkles.
And his little brother is like no, it's dream.
You idiot. You aren't actually a Minecraft
fan. You lied to me.
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deep in the Minecraft kids like, no, you betrayed my trust and
the Minecraft kid runs over to him and sinks his teeth into his
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So Chris looks down at his little cousin who is bit him at
this point. The little cousin is sunk his
teeth into Christmas skin. Thankfully doesn't break it and
draws blood or anything, and he's just looking at, he's like,
oh my God, and like, he shakes him off.
He's like dude, and the little cousins like.
Well, that's your punishment for not actually enjoying Minecraft.
You're a fraud, a phony and a fake lover of Minecraft.
You don't actually love Minecraft.
You are a fraud and that's your punishment.
So Chris very angrily walks out. And like, you know, the Chris's
mom and his is Chris's. Aunt are looking like, oh what
just happened? And Chris is like, like my like
my little cousin like just bit me because he says I'm a fraud
Fraud fraud alert fraud owned but he's like, you know, he's a,
he thinks I'm a fraud because I didn't understand all this like
really obscure trivia about Minecraft.
Like can you believe this like this is ridiculous.
Oh my God and at this point you know, Chris's mom's like Oh no
and Chris is like oh I forgot to say he's really touchy about
them. The Minecraft subject and
Chris's mom. Turns to Chris's honest.
Like you told me that's what he really liked and Chris is on
goes on to say well yeah he really likes it but he takes it
really seriously. And if you say you like
Minecraft he assumes that you liked it at his level and he's
had so many people before say that they like Minecraft, but
they just like it casually that he now thinks that well, he now
thinks that anyone who says that and doesn't know all the Obscure
trivia that he knows is a fake, stir a fraud, and we're a phony.
And this point, you know, Chris is kind of just like Well, why
didn't you tell me this before? And you can hear the little
cousin screaming get that fraud out of here?
Mom, I don't want to hang out with that fraud and sure enough,
Chris is Aunt goes into that room because you're saying,
like, you better behave yourself.
This is unacceptable Behavior, you hear me?
This behavior is unacceptable and I won't stand for it.
I simply won't stand for this. You're you don't see your, you
only see your cousin like once a year, this is insane.
And Chris is kind of just listening to this and Chris's
mom's like Chris. I'm so sorry.
I did not know, of course is like it's fine.
Like how would you know, like I don't know anyone else who does
this. Like I I simply cannot blame you
even if I wanted to like the situation going down right now,
it's just so ridiculous. Like I I just can't blame you at
this point. And so Chris is on comes back
out. It's like once again, I am so
sorry. Like none of this was ever
supposed to happen. Like, you know what?
You can go back. In there and he said they just
calm down. And Chris kind of just looks at
his honest. Like he said that and Chris is
on it's like well I mean he implied that with his actions.
Basically just meant Chris's Aunt went in there and kind of
like shout it out until he quieted down and you know sure
enough, Chris decides, okay, I'll go back in there and even
when Chris walks back in, he's like, hey, dude.
And you know, his cousin, the Minecraft kid is this on the
iPad and, you know, he walks in a little bit and Chris is like
so playing some Minecraft in the little cousins.
Like not like you would know Chris is like well okay.
When I said I like Minecraft I literally just meant I played a
little bit with my friends, I think it's a fun game in the
little cousins like if you thought I was a fun game then
you would have known My Trivia. And Chris is like well not
necessarily like just cuz I don't know every detail about
the game. Doesn't necessarily mean I don't
like the game like that just doesn't sound fair to me.
And Chris is like, you know, I don't know, like I enjoy playing
with my friends, doesn't mean I don't watch it on YouTube, so
that trivia question about knowing that guy like doesn't
care. Like, it doesn't matter.
Like I really don't understand why you bit me and, you know,
the little cousin is this is like playing his Minecraft.
But then, he pauses his game. So, you know, it's about to get
real serious, right. He closes out his iPad.
He's like I bet you because you're a fraud.
You are fraud who says he likes Minecraft, but really doesn't
little kid turns around jumps and bites on the other arm and
Chris is like oh my God pushes him off again Chris storms out
of that room and goes over. And he's like, Mom, he bit me
again and Christmas mom's like Oh dear and his aunt's like oh
Chris is on runs back into the room, shouts of the Minecraft
kid again and shuts the door and it's like Chris, you know what I
haven't seen in a while? How about you?
Stay out here with your mom. And I and we'll just have a
discussion here. You and your cousin can You guys
can meet each other again, maybe in a couple years when he's out
of this face. Hopefully this is a phase.
I really hope this is a face. So the final Minecraft story,
Minecraft kids story, we're gonna call the subscriber who
submitted it Bart because if you couldn't tell, I got Peter Criss
and Bart, you know, Family Guys, Simpsons.
I'm trying to do themes with these names now.
Just keep me at myself interested.
Anyways, the right, so, you know, Bart was in class and he
was in Third grade. At the time, he was younger on
the younger side for sure. I don't know exactly what grade
this could have, well been second grade, but let's just say
third grade for the just because and so what they were supposed
to do is they were assigned that, you know, they had, they
could choose any country in the world and they got to decide.
They would have to research it, make a little presentation, and
eventually present it in front of the entire class.
So there's a kid in class who we're just gonna call the
Minecraft kid. He wasn't even that obsessed
with Minecraft. He just really enjoyed the game
and it gets interesting because the Minecraft kid.
He chose he mixed up basically, right?
He mixed up the nether, the nether like in Minecraft and the
Netherlands like the place. So, anyways, right.
It's the day that they're presenting.
Bart is sitting next to the the Minecraft kid, and he leans over
and he's like, hey, dude, like what did, what, where did you
choose? And he's like, oh the nether And
parts, like what? Like, you have to choose a
country and the Minecraft kids like.
Yeah, it's next to like Sweden Norway.
It's like in that of that part of Europe. and Bart's like, oh,
okay, so Barton knows about the Netherlands, right?
He just kind of thinks that, you know, the Minecraft kid learned
like a short, like a short-hand way to call like, oh, maybe the
cool people called the Netherlands, the Nether and I
just don't know any better. The thing is though, So part
went up, he did his presentation, it was totally
fine, but the Minecraft kid he went up to go do his
presentation and the thing is right, when the Minecraft kid
went to go look up like the Netherlands, right?
He must have written down the Netherlands, wrong, and wrote
down the Nether, and maybe couldn't read the rest of it.
So, when he typed into Google, the nether, he got like
Minecraft Wiki. He got like he got articles
about the in-game, Minecraft Universe the nether in, and he
actually ended up because look, he's in second or third grade,
you know, reality and fiction is kind of a blurred line for kids
at that point. So he went up there and he did
an entire presentation, talking about, like, here's photos and
he literally took screenshots from like a really good texture
pack of the nether. He's like, oh, here, like this
far up into Europe. He's like, it's really fiery.
It's, there's these floating fire Monster's.
There's these like Pig creatures that come after you, if you
Provoke them in the entire class.
Like, is this looking at him like, bro.
And the teacher just has this smile on his face.
Like, okay, how are we gonna handle this boys?
Like, how are we gonna go about this?
And, you know, the subscriber or not?
The subscriber, the Minecraft kid, finishes up his
presentation and, you know, everyone is kind of clapping a
little bit and there's oh, for every single person there's a
point where people can ask questions a lot of the times,
like the kids would be like, I don't know, like it's not my
presentation, I don't know it, but one, the kids races hand
and, you know, Minecraft kid pointed on him and he said, Like
nice presentation, but I'm pretty sure the nether isn't
real and the Minecraft kids starts laughing.
He's like, what do you mean the Minecraft?
The nether isn't real. And he's like, um, I don't think
you. I don't think you put down the
name, right. And the Minecraft kid is really
confused and he turns to his teacher and the teacher is like,
okay I gotta speak up. She was like, yeah, so Minecraft
kid, I hate to say it but I think you wrote down the name
wrong, I was looking it up. Well, you were doing your
presentation because I was pretty confused and I looked up
the nether into Google and apparently it's a place in a
video game. You were supposed to do the
Netherlands in the Minecraft cake.
Got super embarrassed because he has this whole presentation.
He was 100% confident that this place really existed and he was
kind of just told that, oh, well actually truth is, you just
messed up the whole thing but the teachers actually was a
pretty cool, dude. Because the teacher wanted to
say, like man, like he's like, hey, all I asked you to do was
to do a presentation, you know, on a place that, you know, I
thought that, you know, to do a presentation, do the work, do
the research, put it together and present it to the class.
He said that, hey, you did the research, I can tell you put in
the work, this is a great presentation and you presented
it in front of the entire class. Yes, you didn't do exactly what
I asked, but you didn't do so maliciously, and your intentions
were good and you put in the effort, he said I'm gonna grade
you as if you did a real country.
And, you know, the Minecraft kid was very happy to hear this
because He more or less kind of like, dodged a bullet there
because I'm sure the Minecraft kid and Bart, especially, like,
when Bart was sitting there, he was for his friend, because he
was friendly with a Minecraft kid.
He was worried that he was gonna get like a check minus
basically. They had check Plus Check and
check minus as their system. They got grades when they were
older, but he was afraid. He was gonna get a check Marcus
or maybe, oh, the teacher wouldn't understand and would
call up his parents being like, your son isn't taking this class
seriously. Wouldn't, you know?
The sun was taking it. Seriously, he just didn't
understand the instructions. He didn't get the memo right.
It's cool to see teachers like this really come together and
understand that, you know, if the intention is good and the
work was put in really, that's all the, you know, you're
supposed to be doing in school. So the Minecraft kids sat down
and you turned over and Bart turned over like, hey man, I'm
sorry that I didn't say anything.
I honestly thought, when you said the nether, you were just
doing short hands for like the Netherlands.
I thought that was a nickname or something and the Minecraft kids
like you're good, dude. Like it's totally fine.
Like I should have like known that and you know, my in Bart
was like, dude, there's actually cool presentation.
Like I kind of like Minecraft myself and, you know, I learned
a thing or two about Minecraft, like if I'm gonna Speed Run the
game, I'll think about your presentation.
And, you know, the Minecraft kid took that like, you know, pretty
nicely and he smiled back and, you know.
Yeah, after that, you know, the, the Minecraft kid actually got a
check Plus for his presentation because the Minecraft kid put in
a check plus worth of work and most kids got check pluses.
Some got checks as they really clearly didn't put in any work
but the majority of kids got checked pluses and including the
Minecraft kid, who did a presentation on the nether which
I just thought was pretty funny but also W teacher 100% W
teacher, he gets it, he's the goat.
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because today we have a pretty crazy story of this Minecraft
kid, who believes that after playing Minecraft that he needs
to go back to his caveman roots and going back to his caveman
Roots, literally just meant not showering, I guess, and he
thinks that this will get them all the ladies.
Let me just say that that may or may not be the case, but you'll
have to wait and see. So, anyways, sit back, relax,
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into this. So we're gonna call the
subscriber who submitted the story Alex, and, by the way, my
Instagram is in the description. It's also Connor.
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me on there. I'll get to them when I get to
them. And anyways, so Alex was an
eighth grade and he had this kid in his class who we're going to
call Ben yes we're bringing back the name been for random
secondary characters and anyways.
Alright Ben was like, you know he wasn't like super in the
Minecraft. Actually he knew nothing of
Minecraft until like a couple weeks before the story and
that's when he was introduced to the game by one of Alex's
friends, we don't need a name, right?
And anyways, alright, Ben got super super into it.
Alex doesn't really know how Ben didn't know what Minecraft was
like. It wasn't like Alex wasn't or it
wasn't like Ben wasn't on the internet.
Like I think Ben might have heard of it but he'd never like
he didn't know what it was. So when one of Alex's friends
introduced Minecraft to him, been basically disappeared for
like two weeks like he went to school and everything but he
stopped being on social media disappeared.
As soon as he could like, didn't show up to any anything.
He was just in his room as for as long as he could playing
Minecraft. I don't mean like, I don't know,
like parkour servers like this or player versus player servers.
I mean, he was playing like vanilla straight up your
traditional Minecraft, that's all he was doing and he was in
love with it. And three weeks later, he came
into school one day and he said, Alex buddy, I need to tell you
something, a revelation of come to and Alex is like yeah, what's
good dude? And Ben's like brother, we need
to return to the caveman days. I was playing Minecraft a couple
days ago and I Came to a realization.
That we need to return to our caveman roots.
And I have started that already Alex.
Is like what do you mean by that?
And at this time Alex's was known was noticing quite a
pungent Aroma coming from been right.
You know, he didn't want to say anything, he didn't want to be
mean, he didn't want to be, you know, cruel or anything.
But let's just say that, you know, Benny old boy was not
smelling the greatest. He was kind of he was he had
this Essence, this odor, this, Aroma some might call it that
Wasn't the greatest to put it lightly, right?
So anyways you know Alex or Ben goes on to say yeah.
So I've been playing Minecraft and it just it just feels so
good. It feels so natural.
I mean yeah playing a block game.
Feels natural but whatever I like Minecraft.
I'm not saying it's not but He goes on to say and I realised
that, you know, my failures in the lady Department.
The reason why women don't love me is because I'm too much like
I'm too much. I'm not like the natural man,
and when they see me as the natural caveman, they will
instinctively fall in love with me and Alex just looks at Ben is
like been, I don't know where you're going with this, but I
really don't have a good. I don't have a good feeling
about this and Ben's like, Alex, I'm here to convert you to my
ways and Alex is like, what is like, are you trying to like,
sell me an MLM or something? Like where we going with this?
And I bet it's like no, no, Alex return to the caveman return to
the caveman Alex. This is what Steve has taught me
and Alex is like bad, bad. Are you okay?
Like, can you need help? Like, I can help you get.
He's like no, you need help, man.
You don't understand. He said, look.
I've returned to my caveman Roots but by not doing any of
the this showering that is in our modern day Society.
So you really think putting chemicals in our hair and
rinsing it with fake water. Alex is like fake fake water,
what he's like these are details.
These are details. Alex.
Don't question it. It's whatever you don't
understand the natural Aroma that comes from the human body
has been programmed for trillions of years.
Alex is like I don't think humans have been around for
trillions of years and that's like that's not the point.
The point is The aroma, the natural musk.
Sure you can buy cheap garbage from like I don't know our money
or Gucci. They're fragrance is terrible,
they'll destroy the brain cells but the true caveman odor is
what Steve has taught me and Alex is like so are you going to
like I don't know. Spend more time outside get more
sunlight exercise. Eat like not processed stuff
like the caveman too. And Alex is like well been it's
like well Alex chill out. Let's not go crazy.
Let's not go cuckoo banana mode on me.
Okay man, okay man, is that good?
Like let's not go crazy. I'm I'm not I'm not dropping
everything for this caveman thing but I am embracing the
natural musk Alexis looks at him.
So Ben you're not really changing anything about what you
do besides Size and not showering that.
That's the only difference it bends like well no, no, it's
not, just not showering, it's embracing my natural musk, my
natural odor. It will instinctively make women
love me. And Alex is like bad as your
friend. I guess.
I I strongly suggest you don't do this and been is like you
know what Alex I understand that you're a hater.
That's okay. I don't think I'm a hater but
and beds like silence look. you know, that girl over there Ava,
you know how, you know, the prettiest girl in our class.
I've always had a crush on her and I never had a chance Alex's,
like, well, That's so something that has not changed and Ben's
like look, I'm gonna go up to her and you're gonna see, I'm
gonna go up to her. I'm lift up my arms.
So my armpits are bare. Let her embrace my natural,
Aroma my natural odor, and you will see that she will just fall
in. Love with me.
I'm gonna ask her out and she's gonna say, yes, it's not even be
her saying yes, it's gonna be her subconscious breaking
through to the surface and convincing her.
That I am the true man for her. Alex is just looking at been
It's like dude playing Minecraft make make you think this or
something and it's like, no. It encouraged me to remember my
true caveman days and you ask is like yeah.
Okay. That's cool man.
Like I'm cool with that. Like you're cool.
That's good. Okay.
You know actually been yes. Let's see it.
I will too embrace the caveman, if Ava goes out with you because
you smell bad and that's like I don't smell bad, I smell
natural. If that is bad to your nose then
you have a you have a bad nose and Ben's like or Alex like I I
got bad news. That's not great.
That's like, you'll see. Anyways, next day comes around
and Alex is sitting with his friends and explains like yes.
So you know been right and they're like yeah we know bad.
Alex is like yes so he's doing something crazy and they're
like, well I don't know, we've been doing but he's been
smelling like garbage recently been Alex is like, it's actually
it's related. You're not gonna believe this,
he played Minecraft and then he believed he had to go back to
the caveman era. Like he had to be a man, again,
and that just mean working out or, you know, reading it just
means not showering for some reason.
It's kind of Kind of ridiculous. And they're like, yeah, I mean,
been has been smelling a little bit more musty and it kind of
smells like spoiled milk at this point but I guess I, I guess
that makes sense now and Alex goes on to say and you know, Ava
and they're like, yeah, of course we know Ava Oscar, all
our class Beauty. Write 10 out of 10.
They're like Alexis like yes. So Ben is gonna ask her out
later today. They're like he's gonna do what
He's gonna do and they're in Alex's like yes.
So been Ben thinks that, because he smells like he does she's
gonna instinctively say yes, they're like, dude, this why did
you say yes, why did you allow him to go on with this and this
point Alex is friends. Are like, bro.
You're cutting a bad friend of been now is like, dude, he was
so confident. He was being so cocky.
And they're like, dude, He's gonna get rejected and there's a
chance he gets rejected really hard and really embarrassingly
in front of everyone, he want that for him.
And look, Alex was not happy with the way that been won about
explaining or Teaching him quote unquote, the ways, the caveman
AKA no shower, no more, right? But at the end of the day, they
were still friends and Alex knew that Eva was not just gonna say
no, but you know, she developed a bit of an ego for because she
did know that she was, you know, the most beautiful girl in the
class. And she could have any guy she
wanted. She was not going to be nice
about letting him down. She was gonna be cruel.
She was gonna be me and she was gonna crush him, dude.
She was gonna freaking crush him.
And Alex was like, all right, I gotta find been.
I need to find him before he asked Ava out, and as Alex was
saying that he hears or he looks up and he looks at the table.
Correct. Because they're sitting at
lunch, he looks at the table farthest away, and that's where
Ava and her friends were sitting.
And Ben was walking up to her table real quick.
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So Alex looks over and he notices.
The Ben is walking to Ava's table, and he's like, oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening.
And he goes, oh, he searched like walk over.
And, you know, the people asked was sitting with her like, Alex,
go go, he's gonna do it. Don't let this happen.
So Alex is basically sprinting over to the table, but he
doesn't. Get there in time and he's kind
of stops. He's like, no, I'm too late.
So Ben goes up to Ava and goes home Ava.
And Ava looks up and it's like, yes, The next part's most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard Ben goes up to her.
And literally lifts up both of his arms, you know, how like
after you run and you're like, really exhausted, you'll put
your arms above your heads, to like make it easier to breathe,
right? Or you're told to do that or
whatever, right. That's basically what he did.
And you could see Ava's face. Like, first, you saw her nose
kind of twitch, as she was, smelling what was going on and
then you saw her eyes water. Her face crunch up and you could
almost hear like, oh, like it was a bad smell, it was not
good, and Alex is like, oh no, oh no.
Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm part.
I'm partially responsible. Oh my God, I'm partially, I'm
partially responsible man. This is on me anyways.
Betting goes on, say so Ava. Now that you know I've let your
senses you know, acclimate themselves.
And if you have any Primal urges wink, wink that are coming up
from the, you know, the surface that are breaking through would
you like to go on a date? You know what, let's just skip
that. Would you like to be my
girlfriend? And Alex is like in his head.
He's like, no, no. Been no. been no no no no and so
sure enough you know Ava's just looking at them blinking Not
even responding not laughing or anything, she says blinking.
Because she's just so dumbfounded by the Did this kid
just did this get just straight up?
Ask me out because remember, Ava and Ben, they're not friends.
They're not dating each other. They're not closed like that.
What? He also smells terrible and Ben
is like, if you don't know your answer yet, maybe you'll know in
a second and been literally gets closer to her and like pushes
his armpit in her face. And she's like, you get away
from me and kind of pushes him back.
He's like looks over at Alex and Ben's like yells over.
Don't worry, Alex, don't worry, give it a second.
You'll see, man, you'll see it's crazy.
You're not gonna believe it, she's gonna fall in, love with
me and Ava, looks up all in love with you.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are.
I just know that you're a guy who came over here and his
smelling terrible, and it's pushing his stinky armpits in my
face. Now, I will not go out with you
and like at this point everybody in the cafeteria has turned
their heads. Everybody has turned their heads
is looking at this because this is a scene, it's a spectacle.
I mean, Ben is standing up there with his greased out armpits and
Ava known as the prettiest girl in the class has this demolished
him in front of everyone. Spectators of the entire class.
And this point, there's an awkward silence because people
have stopped speak like they have stopped speaking because
they want to hear what's going on.
And Ben is like, I see. Let me know if you change your
mind and if it's like, no, I will never change my mutt.
As I said, she's a little extra right and been just walks over
to Alex and Alex. Looks at him.
He's like, dude, dude, I was trying to come over to tell you
not to do it, like, I'm sorry. This is my fault Ben's.
Like, bro, this is this is not your fault, she just needs time
to realize like Ben goes on to say that, you know, This is
totally part of the plan. He knew that there's a chance
that, you know, her like Primal senses would be stopped by her,
like brain, but it was only a matter of time to like they
break through. And now that he's like, broken
through the senses through, like Essence saying out the stink or
whatever that like eventually within like the next 24 hours
she will come to her senses maybe privately.
Maybe not publicly but they will be dating and Alex is like dude
you can't seriously think that embed is like it's my theory
like I know it's to be true. You have your opinions and I
have my facts I'm sorry. I stole that from baskets
greatest show. Ever rip Christine baskets bro.
Brings a tear to my eye. Anyways.
Um, And so sure enough next day rolls around, it is been 24
hours and Alex just goes up to bed.
He's like, yeah, that's like yeah, it's up like hey, did she
ask you out yet? And he's like, now hasn't been
24 hours. Been looks at his phone.
Looks at the time. He's like, dude, it's been like
22 hours and, and Ben goes on to say, see you're proving my
points. Once again, my facts, destroy
your opinions. And Alex is like okay, but I
mean she hasn't asked you out yet and two hours.
Go by Alex, goes up to him and Ben's like, dude, I don't want
to talk about it. Alex is like, that's fine man.
Like you don't have to prove anything to me, like I get it.
Alex is like dude, you're good. Don't worry about it.
Just please go home and take a shower and sure enough been.
While he actually continued to play Minecraft, no longer
believed the whole caveman philosophy of, you must smell
like garbage for women to like you and that was partially due
to the fact that it doesn't work.
And he has first-hand experience and why it doesn't work.
And yeah, him and Ava did not ever date from that point on it
was a pretty bad first impression.
By the way, that was a first impression practically and I
think they told her beforehand. But yeah, moral of the story is
don't do that, guys. Look at the video on screen
right now. I know you'll enjoy it, just
click it, do it. How's it going, everyone?
Hope you're having a great day today because today we have
probably one of the most insane stories about a Minecraft kid to
date. I mean, you do not want to miss
this or sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you
are new and let's call today's subscriber who submitted this
story. Let's call him Dave.
So anyways. Right, you know, Dave was in the
third grade and in the third grade like at this time
Minecraft was huge. I mean, Minecraft was really big
now but it was like really, really big back in like, 2013
2414 Davis quite older. But this is the story from back
in his childhood. So anyways, right, you know, one
thing that was starting to get pretty big 2015, 2016?
I don't totally know exactly. When the story happens was
something called, you know, Minecraft PVP, where basically,
people would fight each other in Minecraft, and there was his
kid, in Dave's class, who we're going to call been because of
course we're going to call him been so anyways, right, you
know, Dave and been, you know, they were not necessarily best
friends, but they started to get to know each other because they
They both were really into the whole Minecraft player versus
player battles, and so they would start to like, play a
little bit, you know, with each other after school, they would
go on Minecraft servers and they would fight each other, and it
was actually quite fun. So, Dave and been started to
become friends in class. And the thing is though, Dave
was not friends with Ben after what is about to happen, which
is absolutely crazy but you'll have to wait for that one.
Alright, so anyways, right, you know, Dave and been, you know,
they're talking at recess so there's out there.
There's a swing set at this school's recess that the
school's recess at the school's playground.
So David and Ben, they're both on the swing and you know Ben is
like man. I don't know.
I really don't like Ms Davenport.
So miss Davenport's gonna be the name of their teacher for their
math class and Dave's. Like dude, I know she's the
worst and Ben's like bro. Like I wish I could just like
spend my entire day getting better at Minecraft.
PVP like learning how to like be better but instead I have to
spend all this time learning my times tables.
Bro, I hate those little side note.
I hated my times tables because I would be like time to be like
you have to do all these in one minute.
I'm terrible Under Pressure. I did not like those.
But anyways, Dave and been, you know, they were talking about
how they really didn't like, you know, the Minecraft, the
Minecraft, the math they had to do in their class and how they
thought that their teacher was like extra extra mean.
Even though, Dave, tells me in retrospect, the teacher was
actually super normal. Like she was like, honestly just
trying to teach them the fundamentals of math that they
would need for like the next seven years of schooling.
But at that time in the Minecraft kid they just they
just didn't get that. So Dave and been decided that
you know what? They were going to pull a prank
on their teacher to somehow get more time to play Minecraft.
So what they were going to do is they were going to find a way to
bring their like computers into class into play Minecraft like
during class so that they can because like what they were
thinking is they even been the Minecraft kid were like, you
know what, I hate math. One of my actually gonna use it
but you know what? I'm using every day my Minecraft
player versus player battle skills.
Oh yeah, baby. So yeah.
Basically they were thinking to themselves like we gotta
practice in class because we're wasting all of our time doing
math. This is ridiculous.
So anyways, they they conjure up a plan and the whole plan is
that they will like put their backpacks on their desk because
they actually have pretty big desks and they would also sit
all the way in the back of class and their backpacks would be
like, on the desk enough. So that would be kind of
blocking their computers and they'd whip out their computers
and, you know, they would have their mouths or whatever and
then they would play Minecraft in class and they just like,
Attached to the school Wi-Fi. This was so far back, then that
like the school Wi-Fi, like people like the administrators
in the school didn't even know about like how to do like, Wi-Fi
blocking, you know how like some like when you go to school
Wi-Fi, you can't look up certain sites or use certain things.
This is back in the day, when like, they didn't even know
about this. They're just like, oh, internet
connection. Cool.
And anyone can use it. We don't really care.
I don't know if every school was like this, but at least the Dave
and Ben school was like this. So anyways, the next day rolls
around and they bring their computers into school.
And on the way out, Dave's mom was like, oh honey, why do you
have your computer with you? And you know, David was like um
I need to think quick on the spot.
He's so we need it for class and Dave's mom's like oh cool.
So anyways, Dave goes in the school.
He meets up with been before class.
He's like bro. Are you ready and Ben's a?
Yeah dude I got my you know I got my PC, I'm ready for this.
So they go into class and they both sit in the back, the class
and the teachers like all right class today, we'll be learning
about long. Division by the way, screw long
division. That is the worst thing ever.
But anyways, right. So Dave and been, you know,
they're sitting in the back of class, they pull out their
backpacks and they put them on their desk and the teacher kind
of looks over and doesn't think anything of it.
She's like weird but if you want, if you want to have less
desk space, then be my guest bro.
Like that's not on me, that's on you.
So whatever and then Dave and been, you know, they pull out
their computers and then they pull out their mice and they
barely have enough room to fit everything on there.
But barely is still, is still it, you know, they still have
enough room even if it's barely enough room.
So, anyways, right, they get their laptops out.
They connect to the Wi-Fi, they're in, they're like, all
right, this is perfect. So they go on whatever player
versus player Minecraft server, where they can fight each other
and other people. I don't know if it was high
pixel back in the day, I don't know if it was like, like, a bad
line or whatever. I don't even know, I don't know
the history that, well, but they go on their server, right?
And the thing about like, Minecraft, PVP, if you don't
know, when you Fight someone in Minecraft.
You normally have like a sword. Normally, I mean, you can have
like bow Rod, lava bucket. You're gonna have a lot of
stuff, but normally it's sword fighting and for sword fighting,
you need to click and neither these kids have Auto clickers or
anything like this. So they wanted to swing their
sword. They needed to click.
And the thing is, right, they didn't have some kind of like
ghost mouse that makes no sounds.
When you click it which I don't know, even if that's a thing cuz
like why would you want that? Except for this very specific
situation which doesn't come up often.
Well actually, I don't know man. I mean I'm not typically in
class pretending to be like hiding behind like a backpack,
secretly playing Minecraft. Ignoring my math schools or the
my my like math class or whatever, that doesn't normally
happen. But anyways, right, so the thing
is for them to play. They need to be clicking.
And remember, this class is in super loud and Rowdy and no one
else is on their computers. And no one else is clicking him
out. So they don't even really Think
of this they're just like Dave and Ben are just so excited to
the fact that they're able to play Minecraft during their math
class. Did they legitimately just
start? They get on the server and they
go actually I have a mouse with me right now they just start
going. They just start like going crazy
and they're clicking away, and they're fighting people and
they're doing pretty well right. So Dave is super focused right
now, he's playing this kid who's actually pretty good and
they're, you know, they're really close.
They're basically have the same number of hits and he hears been
whisper Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave and Dave's like
Ben stop stop. I'm in the middle of a fight and
that's when the teacher says, then he hears his name again but
he hears Dave and sure enough. It is Ms Davenport and he looks
up and he closes the computer and this point like Ben is like
oh my God and Dave is like oh hi Ms. Evan port.
How's it going to Stanford? How's it going there?
Oh, what's good, Mr. Davenport sure enough like Mr. Imports
like you two, you're coming with me and they packed their bags
and they walk up to the principal's office and they get
in trouble because you're not supposed to be doing that in
class. And yeah and the principal you
know ends up calling their parents.
You know, when Dave gets back, Dave's moms like you were
playing Minecraft. You were playing like video
games. I don't know if she was
Minecraft exactly. So you were playing video games
in class. You're supposed to be paying
attention. Like, you know this is
foundational material for the rest of your like the rest of
your academic career. Like you're going to be in
college and college math class and you're going to be thinking
back. Why didn't I pay attention to
that long division bro? I've never done long division
like since 7th or since fourth grade bro, just a little tip.
I mean, learn it because you need to pass but I've never used
that stuff again. Oh my God.
Anyways though, Dave is not happy and you know Ben is also
not happy. So the next day, you know, while
they did get in trouble, they still had their recess
privileges. So they went out back to the
swing set and they were in. Ben is like, dude.
Dude, Miss Davenport is the worst and Dave's like bro, bro,
100%. She is the worst even though
like in retrospect Dave tells me that Ms Davenport was literally
just doing her job and that Dave back then, and been his friend
were just a bunch of dumb kids. But anyways, at the time Dave
and Ben were like, bro, she is the worst.
We need to actually get back at her for what she did to us.
Dave's like bro what were you thinking and Ben's like you know
what last night I was just so angry that was sitting there and
I was just trying to come up with something.
I was trying to come up with an epic prank that would truly get
her. So, Dave, and Ben end up doing
something which you guys will hear in just a little bit.
That is something that I have to do a little bit of a disclaimer.
Do not do this, I have personally never done it and I
actually don't know anyone who's done this and it's also pretty
illegal and it's it's it's a jerk move and you should never
do something like this. That's just my disclaimer coming
for me so I can freely tell the rest of the story.
So anyways on the swing set Dave and been since they live close
to each other and they're allowed to kind of roam around
Ben's like dude, I figured out exactly where Ms Davenport lives
last night and Dave's like bro, what and Ben's like dude?
Ms devonport she lives really close to us.
Like she lives like five minutes away and Dave's like bro.
Oh okay. What do you want me to do with
this information and Ben's like dude?
My mom just bought eggs and she probably so much stuff goes in
her fridge. She won't notice if she loses
some eggs, right? And Ben's like or Dave's like,
bro, Ben, I don't understand what you're trying to say, and
that's when Ben says, you and me tonight, we're gonna go egg or
house for what she did to us real quick.
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So anyways, right at this point, Dave and been, you know, they
they kind of commit to, you know, doing the thing that
they're going to do and after school, you know, they they
basically have a plan to tell their parents that they're going
on a night like a nighttime walk at like eight and then they're
gonna meet up at a certain place.
So anyways, it's like 7:55 and Dave starting to get butterflies
in his stomach. Like this is really crazy, he's
starting to feel really like weird about this but he's like,
you know what, screw it. I'm just going through with it.
So it's eight o'clock, he walks out there, and he meets up with
his friend Ben Insurance, Ben has four eggs in his hands.
So they're not gonna like, you know, some get, they're not
gonna load up like a Gatling gun with a thousand eggs and
completely. Like, I don't know, they're not
gonna turn her egg, her her house into an omelette or
anything like that, but there's still going to egg the house
which once again, disclaimer. Do not do do not ever do.
It's not even, like, cool, or anything like that.
You're an idiot. If you do it, anyways, Because
you will get in trouble dumbass but anyways.
Dave and Ben, they start walking over in their hiding, the eggs,
right? They want to go over to where
Miss Davenport's houses and they sneak around over and then they
hide in the bushes. Right?
And Dave turns to bend, he's like, dude, are you sure about
this and Ben's? Like, don't forget what she did
to us. And with that Dave gets Dave
gets a little angry, he takes one the eggs, he's like on three
and then Ben takes one of his eggs.
He's like all right, and Dave's like three, Two, one.
And then. Two eggs, Splat and he's like,
all right, we got a fire this one quickly.
They take both of them again. And sure enough, they got four
eggs right across the side of the house and this time, they
need to get out of there. So they don't run away, but they
kind of like power walk away. And they kind of sneak out of
there and they watch and they hear the door open.
But by that time, they are out of sight.
So Dave and Ben quickly like power walk away and they go out
of sight out of distance. They're like, oh my God.
Oh my God. That was crazy.
They're like, we totally got her and Dave is like we totally got
our and Ben's like, I don't know days.
Like, dude we totally got her. Like, how could you want to get
her more and once again Ben's like, I don't know, man.
I I don't know if that was enough.
Dave's like, well that was enough for me.
So sure, enough they go back, you know, they go back home,
they go to bed, you know, the next day wake up and, you know,
you know, they go to school and they're sitting and, you know,
once again, they go back to their their swing set.
And Dave is like, man, I don't know.
I just don't feel satisfied with what happened.
I feel like she deserves more and at this point Ben's, like,
bro or Dave's like, bro, Ben, what do you mean we got her?
We got our house, we got our good and Ben's just like man, I
don't know, Dave like I just I just don't feel like we actually
did get her good. I feel like I feel like there's
still more that can be done, they're right.
They're wrong has not been righted in Dave's like bro chill
out. The wrong has definitely been
rated which by the way, two wrongs, do not equal right bro.
But anyways, right, so sure enough, they go back to class
and they're sitting there and, you know, Miss Davenport calls
on Ben. Ben doesn't know the answer and
it doesn't embarrass him from the whole class.
But bro, when you get called on and you very clearly are not
trying to have your hands because you're not trying to get
cold on and the Teacher Calls on you in class and everyone looks
and you turn around and you're like I have no idea what you're
talking about, that's embarrassing.
But apparently that was just like that was the last straw for
Ben and as they're like, so they're school is out or not
school is out the school's out for the day.
They're going to. They're waiting in line to be
picked up by their parents and Ben walks up to Dave and he's
like, bro, I'm getting revenge on his Devon for embarrassing me
today. And, you know, Dave, Or Dave's
like bro, what are you talking about?
And Ben's like, dude, she's been crazy recently and what we did
was just like it was it was a little drop in the bucket.
It really means nothing, but I'm gonna get her tomorrow and I'm
gonna use my Minecraft skills to get her back.
I'm gonna you put my training to good.
Good use and Dave looked at him and had literally no idea what
he was going to do. So he was like, okay, man.
Cool. So anyways, the next day rolls
around and once again, before class the rat recess and they're
setting on the swings, Dave and been always sit on the swing
together. No one else really uses the
swing. So they're kind of like it's the
place. They always go to.
And Dave is just talking and Ben's like, bro, you're gonna
want to be in class today and Dave's like, dude, of course,
I'm going to be in class, like what would I do, if I skipped it
sit in the bathroom. Dude, like, what?
Because remember, they didn't really have phones.
Then, I mean, phones were a thing, but since they were kids,
they didn't really have it. But anyways, Ben goes on, bro.
You're gonna want to be there and Dave's like, okay, like you
want to tell me and Ben's like, no, it's gonna be a surprise,
but just know, the MS Davenport is not gonna want to mess with
me or anyone else including you after this and Dave's like.
Okay, man, cool. So they get to class and, you
know, they Dave sits next to Ben and he looks over and there's
something's weird with Ben's back, and that's one.
A realizes you know there's like fake plushie, Minecraft diamond
swords that you can buy online like the little toy things.
Yeah, one of those that handle of that was sticking out of this
was sticking out of his backpack.
And Dave looks at Ben is Whispering like cow, dude.
Why is there? Why is there a diamond sword in
your backpack and Ben's like bro, you're gonna see dude hit
and Dave's like, okay, What and Dave's like Brad, just wait,
it's gonna be crazy and Dave's like, all right man, I'll Trust
you on this one. So sure, enough, right, you
know, day been is kind of just waiting to be called on and sure
enough. Ms. Davenport's like art been,
can you answer this? Because she was going around,
just asking people and Ben's like, Ms Davenport.
I did not raise my hand and his Davenport's like, well some
times I call him people, it's just part of the class and Ben
is like stands up. He's like that is the last time
they you disrespect me ma'am. A great reaches into his
backpack and whips out his diamond sword and Davis like oh
my God this guy's gone off The Rocker and he starts swinging
around like and this Davenport's like been what is that like what
why do you have like a little fake plastic sword or whatever?
And Dave is like you or been is like, you don't understand.
He starts walking towards her swing.
It you know you're on you everyone in the class is dead
silent. They're like bro this kid's gone
insane. Oh my God.
But anyways, right? So Dave or not, Dave been is
walking towards him with the sword Ms Davenport's like, dude,
or she doesn't, okay. Miss Davenport, the teacher, the
40 year old math teacher just not say, dude, but she's like
been put that down immediately and you're coming with me to
the, you know, the principal's office.
And bedside know you disrespected.
Me my brother and for too long and he goes up and he's like,
any last words and, you know, Mrs, Davenport's like been put
that thing down immediately. You know what?
I are going to the principal's. Cut off, mid-sentence.
Why was she cut off mid-sentence?
Well, because at that point been had enough and he swung with the
diamond sword. However, he got too close to
her. So when he swung with a diamond
sword, he held the diamond sword in his fist.
So tightly that, when he swung, he didn't hit her only with the
diamond sword. He accidentally hit her with his
fists. That was clutching onto the
diamond sword. So, tightly that he basically
just Square punched her in the face.
And at this point, it was such like, I know he's just a little
kid, but just like the shock in the momentum and just somehow he
got a just write that he went. Oh.
And this happened Port stood there for like a second and then
just collapsed on the floor. And everyone their mouths were
just gaping open. There were just like oh what?
What? Is going, what is going on?
And so okay so sure enough one girl just runs out of the room
immediately and Ben is kind of standing there.
Just kind of shocked with what happened.
Because bro you're not expecting to knock out the teacher with
your diamond sword. I don't care how delusional you
are like you were just not expecting that to happen.
And you know, Ben's a standing there, he's like, oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, what I do,
what I do. And when the class is like, oh
my God, she did, oh, my she was not dead.
She's just knocked out. But within like five minutes,
the girl that ran out actually ran out.
Just to go get, like, help from like, security or whatever.
And sure enough security walks in and they look at what's
happening. They see the kid with the
Diamond Sword and the teacher slumped over.
And the girl points to him says, that's the kid security goes up.
Grabs been is like you're coming with us and the other security
officer goes and checks like Ms. Davenport's pulse to make sure
that she wasn't like, actually, you know, destroyed by that and
sure enough she was fine but like she was knocked out.
They call an ambulance, ambulance comes over Ms.
Davenport stars coming back too. You know, she's giving water
electrolytes whatever and Dave's is sitting there like home.
Oh my God. So been actually gets up getting
expelled from the school. He's not suspended, he's not in
truck, he's Spelled from the school, they have like a zero
tolerance for anything like that.
However you know there was some questioning to ban about like
the recent like egging to her house because she did report it
to the school and Ben thank Dave, thankfully like thankful
to Ben, Ben did not say anything.
Been kept his mouth shut, he knew nothing of it.
That was ridiculous, and they didn't look any further into it
and Ben and Dave never really spoke that much afterwards
because Dave's mom, like I don't want you hanging out with Ben,
he's a bad influence and all that kind of stuff and to this
day Dave and Ben have not seen each other since.
And Dave does not know where Ben is Ben, might be at some other
school. I Dave thinks that like the
parents moved because he actually walked over to see like
if Ben was at his house because he wanted to like to see how he
was doing and it was like a totally different family in that
house when he went over. It was kind of weird, but
whatever. Right.
And yeah, to this day, Dave has no idea what's happening.
And it was probably the craziest story of his life today.
I didn't get a story time of of another, one of these Minecraft
kids deciding to fight. Back against his babysitter in a
quite unconventional way. You might say, I mean, I bet you
can read the title right now. So, yeah, with that being said,
sit back, relax. Subscribe if you haven't already
and let's call today's subscriber who submitted this
story to me, let's call him Ryan.
So Ryan was friends with this kid who really liked Minecraft,
so we're calling him the Minecraft kid, because that
always works in the title and you guys like the Minecraft kids
stories and I like telling them. But anyways.
Alright, Ryan was invited over to this kid who he didn't know
that well and we're just gonna call him the Minecraft kid.
So anyways, alright, Ryan was invited over to the Minecraft
kids house too. Well, you know, play Minecraft
with him. The idea was he was gonna go
over on a Friday night and play some Bed Wars with this kid
onesie. Sounds like a pretty sick Friday
night if you know what I mean. However, he didn't really know
much about this kid and he only kind of just started to know him
because Ryan's mom and the Minecraft kids mom became
friends like a couple months ago when they're both volunt.
Hearing for something or maybe they just met, I don't know why.
But Ryan's mom in the Minecraft, kids mom became friends and for
that reason, you know Ryan's moms like oh I have a son about
your son's age they should totally hang out.
And since Ryan knew nothing about the Minecraft kid at their
first like interaction which wasn't like a sleepover playdate
type thing. He was like so what do you like
to do? And he's like I like to play
Minecraft. He's like cool.
Do you like to play bedwars? He's like yeah it's my favorite
game so they bonded over it. So anyways Ryan was heading over
to the Minecraft kids house and Ryan's mom told him.
Hey, just so you know, the Minecraft kids mom is not gonna
be there. She's gonna be out for
something. However, they hired a babysitter
and the Minecraft kids mom should be back by like 10 or 11
and Ryan was like, all right, that's totally fine.
I don't really care. It's not like we would have been
hanging out with the Minecraft kids mom and having her play in
our bed Wars Trio's or something man.
So it's fine. So, Ryan gets over to the
Minecraft kids house and when he gets there, no one greets him at
the door. He kind of stands there for a
second and he knocks on it and he stands there for like a
little more time. And he hears noises coming from
upstairs and it's a two-story house.
And there's a, there's a window right above them.
And the window is open and he can hear noises.
And you know what noises? He hears.
He hears block placing noises, he hears a golden apple eating
noises, he hears bed brake noises he's like wait a minute
bro. The Minecraft kid is playing
bedwars right now and you know, Ryan was thinking that he would
have yelled up to the Minecraft kid, but the door eventually
opened and presumably the babysitter or who we thought the
babysitter was which now was the babysitter that isn't like the
big secret at the story but the babysitter comes and you know
open store hours is hey. So sorry, Minecraft kids
upstairs. I'm you know making dinner right
now for you guys. It'll be ready in like 30
minutes. So make sure you're not on the
middle of the game and like half an hour and a It's like, all
right. That sounds pretty cool.
So he goes up the stairs. He opens the door in the
Minecraft. Kids like what's good, bro?
I'm in the middle of a game, get your like laptop out and set
your stuff up and we'll go into like doubles in just a second.
And so sure enough. And by the way, guys Bed Wars
is, it's a Minecraft game where you can like it's fun, you
should go look it up and play it.
Maybe. But just for context, it's a
video game on Minecraft. But anyways, right, so he sets
up his, his gaming setup or whatever, it gets that all
ready. And yeah, sure, enough.
The Minecraft kid, eventually wins his game.
Great work, Minecraft kid. Not so great work at later the
night as you can tell by the title.
But yeah, anyways, Ryan and the Minecraft kid, they started
playing some Bed Wars, Duo's life's pretty good, and that's
until they're in the middle of a game and its really, really
intense, right? It's getting really down to the
wire. If you know a thing or two about
Bed Wars, all the beds have been broken and they're really just
both of them Ryan and the Minecraft kid or super stacked.
They have their golden apples, they have their diamond armor.
Yes, they sweated to Diamond Armor and the two people that
were remaining were about as good as they were, and they were
playing for all the marbles at this point, man.
This was pretty intense and that's when the babysitter
yells. All right, guys, time for dinner
and the Minecraft kids like, well, one second yells down that
and, you know, Ryan in the Minecraft kid are like, all
right, how we gonna do this? Do we go in?
Do we wait and the Minecraft kid is a big fan of like camping
which in a video game when you're camping that basically
just means that like you're staying on defensive ground and
you're waiting for the opponent to come to you which in bed
Wars, if you're super super stacked to that can kind of give
you the advantage because you can always drop Golems, you got
home town of Advantage. If you have, the regen thing
camping is an okay strategy, super late game, but that'll
means that the game's going to be a long time and Ryan says, to
the Minecraft kid. Hey, man.
Do you think we should like be aggressive and we should Be the
one attacking them because like, you know, our food is like
dinner is ready. Do you think we should just go
do that for the sake of doing that?
Just so we can and we'll play another game when we come back
the Minecraft. Kids like, no?
Like I know that we'll win. Like we have prop 4 Diamond,
they don't they? But if we go to them, there's a
chance that they knock us off. We fall while going, they
Fireball us over. It's just a lot more dangerous
to go over. He said we're staying here and
Ryan who doesn't really care? He's like all right, man.
Sure, we'll stay here and then you know, minute later the
babysitter says guys, you don't want dinner to get cold.
Minecraft kids like one second, which it wasn't gonna be a
second. Like it was going to be probably
like five ten minutes on average remaining of the game.
And so yeah, Ryan in the Minecraft kid were waiting it
out and the thing was the other team was camping too, which
basically means that they were both just collecting gear and
such and they were not attacking each other. so, then the
Babysitter was, you know, yelled up again, like guys, like come
on, like I made you something like I told you not to be in the
middle of a game, and he's like, once again, the Minecraft kid
and said, saying, hey, I'm so sorry.
Can we be down there? In five to ten minutes?
Like, I apologize. He's like one second.
Just keep yelling down one second and the babysitter kind
of did something that she probably shouldn't have.
Like it just wasn't that deep. But I think the babysitter was
kind of getting mad that, you know, they just were refusing to
come down when, you know, she was sweating out some good food
or whatever. So the babysitter what she does
is she goes to the Wi-Fi Road em.
And yes, you can probably already guess unplugs it and re
plugs it, which basically, if your wife I at least in my case,
whenever my wife I is super slow.
We're just kind of sucks. I go to the Wi-Fi Road em, and,
or router or whatever. I go throw them on my saying, I
go to the Wi-Fi router and I think I can find router and
modem my fault. I go to, I go to my wife, I
router or box, unplug it. Plug it Wi-Fi is down for like
five minutes but then it comes back, nice and fresh and clean.
However, the Wi-Fi goes down. So basically, right Ryan in the
Minecraft, kid are in the middle of a match and like they start
like, you know, they start to go to like buy something from the
store and Ryan's clicking on it, but it's not registering it.
And Ryan's like dude, dude dude, dude, I think I'm disconnecting
and at this point, right? If you disconnect you lose in
the Minecraft, kids like, oh no, it's not working.
Why can't I place blocks? Why are things not registering?
And then both at the same time, they get a message like not
kicked butt like it, disconnects from high pitch to like, no
connection and the Minecraft kids like, no, sorry, slamming
his fist and Ryan who doesn't really care.
And it looks at the Minecraft kid and Minecraft kid was like,
I was on a 99 win streak, I would I won 99 games in a row.
I was going to go to 100. I've been recording the whole
thing. I was going to clip it.
And post it on YouTube, man. I was about to get 100 with
that. Basically, he was pretty upset,
so, Ryan and the Minecraft, get Ryan, just looks at the
Minecraft kid be like, oh man, I'm so sorry.
Like we'll grind it out tonight. We'll get you back to at least
halfway which was a lie. They were not gonna play
nevertheless win, 50 games in a row, but, you know, Ryan's is
trying to calm the air and he's like, yeah, man.
Don't worry, we'll get back to it.
So they walked down, and the babysitter is waiting there.
And she's like, guys, like I asked you to come down.
If you want to come down, you should have.
At least told me I would have put it back in the stove.
Now, the food is cold. It really took me, you know,
turning off the Wi-Fi to get you guys to come down teenagers
these days or not teeny. I guess she's a teenager.
She's the babysitter I guess preteens these days.
And that's when Ryan is like, oh my God, she turned out the
Wi-Fi, that's why we froze in the game.
And Ryan looks over at the Minecraft.
Kid who's face? He's just stood there.
Like he's been frozen by like a spell, the turns you to Stone
Own. He's just Frozen there, looking
out her her. He's like, yoast or so slack a
little bit like, oh my God. Oh my God.
It was you. It was.
You who got in between me and the 100 Bed Wars, win streak,
real quick. Comment Minecraft.
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Anyways. So right now, remember, Ryan,
and the Minecraft kid just lost in a very important game for the
Minecraft kid. He almost got a 100 win win
streak, which is pretty, pretty impressive.
I'm not gonna lie but unfortunately, the babysitter
who kind of like overreacted a little bit, got mad and I'm
plugged the Wi-Fi and that made them lose the game, but they
probably were actually going to win.
And so when they walk down they have no Idea, that the
babysitter was the reason why they lost the game until the
babysitter is like, oh, guys, like I really had to pull the
Wi-Fi, plug to get you guys down here like crazy, like, preteens
are these days or kids on their phones too much.
Like when that like old man, behavior type thing, you know,
this girl was like 17 or something, and the Minecraft kid
is just so angry. He's like you, you're the reason
I lost my Minecraft game. And she's like, sorry, like
should have come down faster. Or should have at least told me
and she goes to sit down and Ryan is also like, all right.
Well, this is gonna be a little awkward, but, whatever, I'm
still going down to sit down, like, whatever.
Like he's not gonna react to that ridiculously.
Um, how do I say this yet? No, he acted.
Ridiculously the Minecraft kid Waits until the girl sits or the
babysitter she said 17, I got, she's still like a girl, I guess
she is on. I guess, I don't know.
She wasted the babysitter right? Sits down.
And when the babysitter sits down Minecraft kid runs up to
her grabs a chair. This is like the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard. Grabs a chair turns around holds
down his pants and rips up. Dude, I'm 19 years old and I'm
telling you about Minecraft. Kid Revenge farting in someone's
face, I'm doing it. I'm already.
So I'm too far in the story to turn around the Minecraft.
Kid after getting, on the chair, ripping down his pants farts in
the babysitter's face directly her eye while it was open, if
you don't know, The reason why the fart smells bad because
there's a lot of gross particles in it.
And when the gross particles, get into your eye, your eye can
get infected, and it can be really bad.
So the babysitter legitimately falls out of her chair and
starts like screaming because like the because apparently he
really ripped one, he really ripped one man and her eye was
open and it was really close. And Ryan was like, well, so this
kid and I have one thing in common, we like Bed Wars and we
have nothing else in common and this will probably be the last
time I ever hang out with them. And yes, so the babysitter's
like what did you do? Why would you do that?
Like, that's so ridiculous and disgusting like oh my I had
Burns. Oh my God.
Oh my. I it burns.
Like, why would why would you do that?
Like, oh and Ryan looks of the Minecraft kid.
The Minecraft kid is literally laughing.
It's like, and Ryan's like, oh my God, this kid's is because
the thing was Ryan's thing to himself.
Dude, this kid must do this all the time because like, you're
not just gonna think to yourself.
Wow, I'm so angry at this person.
Let Me Wait until they sit down. Grab a chair stand on a turn
around. Pull down my pants and fart
directly Point Blank into their face.
That's his not something that comes to you in the Heat of the
Moment that I mean maybe maybe I'm just building different from
all you guys. I really don't know, but that
definitely doesn't come to me but sure enough.
Right. The babysitter eventually gets
up and Ryan and the Minecraft kid look at her face and her
left. Eye is red and swollen and
Ryan's like oh my God. That is definitely.
Not a coincidence. And the babysitter is like, Move
out of my way and she moves past both of them goes and finds a
home phone because I guess her phone was an honors or something
and legitimately calls 911 and ambulance, which okay?
That was maybe a little excessive but maybe I wouldn't
drive if my eyes were in paired and I thought that they were
going to be infected and it would have been bad.
And she walks back on the room and she's like, angry but also
very clearly in pain, right? And she's like, her hand, is
over her eye. She's like you, like, why would
you do that the Minecraft kids like, well, I was actually on a
99 win streak and you pulled the plug and I lost my 99 win.
She's like and you projectiles all your Out of your, how can I
how can I have a straight face and tell the story.
And anyway, she's like and you probably gave me a raging
infection in my eye burns. Like, if I lose sight I'm suing
your friend. She was getting mad and
eventually right the ambulance says come.
She explains the Ridiculousness of the situation.
The guy. I mean she's put she sits in the
ambulance drives to the hospital.
They check her out, or whatever. But remember, this is from
Ryan's perspective, so, we don't exactly know.
The doctor says, Ryan's mom, who got really invested in the
situation afterwards said that, like the doctors like her, her
eye is fine. Now, but the doctor said that,
like, it really could have gone South, she didn't go there like
a mediately, which is insane. So anyways, alright, Ryan in the
Minecraft kid are legitimately just in this house alone and
that's when the Minecraft kids, mom comes back early, super
angry and upset because the babysitter sent a message to,
you know, his mom explaining everything and why that she she
had to leave the premises immediately.
So the Minecraft kids mom had to leave whatever she was doing to
come back, and she was like walks in, she's like you turn
some Minecraft kids like you did it, you pulled off like you
pulled a face fart on someone again.
We've already talked about this and Ryan who is still there?
He's all right, by the way, he's already texted his mom to come
pick him up. Is this like again?
I mean, he was sneaking suspicion that this was not a
first time thing. As I said In the Heat of the
Moment, you don't think to, you know, use your butt as a weapon.
But he's like, again, this is a thing.
The Minecraft kids like, Mom, I was on a 99 Bed Wars, win streak
and she's like, for you forever. My gifts like no, no.
My problem is, that old fart in anyone else's face again.
What am I doing with my life? Anyways, right, so Ryan's mom
comes and Ryan's moms like, hey, so sorry.
Things were weird today. Like, I'm just gonna pick Ryan
up. Thank you so much for having him
over Ryan. Come with me now, and, you know,
Ryan walks over and goes in the backseat of the car.
And Ryan's mom is like. So you want to elaborate on?
I need to pick you up right now, my friend farted in the
babysitter's eye and now she's at the hospital and Ryan did
elaborate and it really didn't add any Clarity to the
situation. In fact, Ryan's mom, just became
more click on the video on screen right now.
I know you'll enjoy it, just click it, do it.
Today, I got a pretty crazy story for you guys.
It's about a Minecraft kid. That gets so angry and jealous
of the subscriber that he actually smashes his computer in
front of everyone to get quote, unquote Revenge.
Don't worry, Karma does get them.
But anyway, subscribe if you're new and let's just jump right
into this. So we're gonna call today's
subscriber who submitted the story, Brendan, by the way, if
the gameplay for Bed Wars really sucks in the background, I
recorded it a month ago, I'm pretty better now.
But, anyways, we're calling this guy Brendan who submitted a
story. So anyways, Brendan was in class
or was in the same grade as this kid, who were going to call the
Minecraft kid, because his entire identity was being was
kind of like around being super great at Minecraft player versus
player battles. He was known as the one who was
so great. So anyways, right people just
called a Minecraft kid. But anyways, there's all the
girl who we're gonna call Haley because that may or may not be
the girl. I'm trying to marry in stardew
Valley right now. I gave her the bouquet I'm
winning. Guy.
Anyway, great game. By the way, I should stop being
distracted. Watch time will be bad.
Anyways, there's this girl who were going to call Haley and
both Brendan and the Minecraft kid had an interest in her.
The difference was Brendan actually talked to her little
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Wow. But anyways, alright, Brendan
actually talked to Haley and they were getting along pretty
well in the Minecraft kid literally never did the
Minecraft kid. Thought that his magical and
Powerful skills at Minecraft with literally, just be so great
and so wonderful and so enticing to the women, right?
That he would, he wouldn't have to talk to Hailey to make her
fall in love with them. She would just see his epic PVP
Bed Wars abilities and she'd be like, oh my God, I'm so I'm not,
I'm not thrown in that joke, never mind, I I got a family
friendly audience on here, I forgot.
Anyways, right, so Brendan or the Minecraft kid was aware that
Brandon was probably also trying to go for Haley because Brandon
was talking all the time. It kind of the word around like
kind of the word on the street was that, you know, Brandon and
Haley. Oh my God, they're gonna be a
thing soon. Dude, there in sixth grade.
Like that's that's how it goes. Oh my God.
Are they going to get to 5th a holding hands?
Oh my God. Yeah.
Anyways, right. So the Minecraft kid comes up to
Brandon one day and remember Brendan in the Minecraft kid
aren't necessarily Boys. In fact they don't even know
each other that well, but the Minecraft kid is like.
So I see that you're trying to court Haley and Brandon's mind.
He's like, bro. This is 20, whatever, right?
I think this story was a little old.
I'm not sure. I actually don't know.
When the story happened, it was submitted to me on my Instagram.
You can go follow it. You should go follow it.
Anyways, Brandon's thing to himself.
Did this guy just say, Court, like it's literally the 21st
century. Are you, serious?
and then the Minecraft kid goes on to say, I offer you like, I
offer you like a quest or I I I asked you that we do in
Minecraft to decide who will get Haley's hand in dating and I
mean Brandon was kind of dislike In his head.
He's like, all right. Well first of all I'm not dating
her second of all. The winner of a Minecraft PVP
battle is not going to decide who she decides, right?
It's not up to them. This isn't like I don't know the
barbaric era of like oh yeah, like I actually have like all
men have control, women have no say like, oh, I want to marry
you, so you're marrying me. And also, I don't think there
ever was an ERA where you did PVP battles to decide who was
like, you know, who would marry the girl?
I'm better at Minecraft. I get all the women now.
This that's never been true. It doesn't matter what parallel
universe or anything like that. You go into, man, I am sorry
Minecraft, sweats, I am so sorry, but Brendan who kind of
knows that, you know, he's gonna be getting with Haley.
Anyways, thanks himself. All right, well, this will be
kind of funny, like whatever man, who cares.
So Brandon says sure we'll do a PVP battle to decide who gets
Haley's hand because he's kind of laughing.
He's kind of goofing but the thing is, the Minecraft kid.
Takes it super seriously? It's like yes you fool.
Don't you know that I am. Super great and Minecraft.
Yeah, and it burns like a chill out bro.
Like all right, all right. Yeah well PVP fight is to to
decide who gets Haley's hand in marriage lull.
Like, okay so sure enough the Minecraft kid is like all right
tomorrow at recess we go to the table.
Basically at their school, there was a table where kids wanted to
bring in their computers if they were in the sixth grade or
higher they could and they could play on them.
I know at my school you weren't even allowed to have your phone
out but I guess each school is a little different.
So basically, right the next day rolls around and Brendan and the
Minecraft kid. They both bring their gaming
setups which I guess both of them have laptops because I play
Minecraft on a laptop, man. I don't have, I don't have a
desktop. That's I want to be able to move
my thing around, but anyways, right?
They both bring in their computers and Brendan just has a
kind of a crappy MacBook Air, and this is coming from someone
who up to my first hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube.
I got all my Minecraft Gameplay from my MacBook Air at like 20
frames per second. So I understand the struggle,
bro, I get it. So anyways, Brandon comes in
with his crappy MacBook Air and the Minecraft kid comes in with
his like, I don't know. His Alienware 3000 dollar super
gaming laptop with his super fancy keyboard, and take some
like, five minutes to get a setup all, perfect.
He's like, all right, I'm ready. And so, sure enough, you know,
they both sit down and Brendan is like, all right?
So how we doing this? And the Minecraft kid is like,
all right, we're gonna play one game of bed Wars.
Yeah, Bed Wars. And you know, Brent, at first
Brennan was like, bro, how we gonna do that but then the
Minecraft kids said that he had the like MVP plus plus rank on
Hypixel which hypixel's a server that lets you play bedwars,
which is the game. I was playing the very beginning
and if you have plus like MVP plus plus you can make private
games where it's just you and your friends.
So anyways, the Minecraft kid, you know, send a dual request to
Brendan or a Bed Wars party whatever.
Anyways, all you got to know is they were playing Minecraft and
they were playing Bed Wars. It was just them.
It was just Brendan and the Minecraft kid in a game.
And sure enough, they enter the Bed Wars game and, you know,
they, you know, they're doing the stuff you do in bed Wars,
put down the bed defense. And you know what happens?
Brendan is at middle, he's Gathering emeralds, which is a
good material to get. However, you know, his bed was
exposed or he wasn't as bad. He saw a bed destroyed message,
which basically means in bed Wars, if your bed breaks, you
will not respond. So, sure, enough, the Minecraft
kid had like, I don't know God bridge over with his crazy 10000
clicks per second mouse definitely using Vapor something
but whatever man and so sure enough you know the Minecraft
kid comes to middle and Brendan and him they showed down for a
PVP fight, they're going to decide Who gets Haley.
Even though Brandon knows the one.
He is not good at Minecraft and the Minecraft kid is and two.
This will not decide who gets Haley.
This is hilarious. He just did it because it's
funny. LOL.
So anyways, they enter their PVP battle and they go in and
Brandon loses because he is just simply worse and the Minecraft
kid after, you know, hitting you know Brandon enough times with
his sword that he dies. It's like yes.
Haley is mine and everyone because remember, it's a recess
time because dude, they had like, I don't know if it's
called the recess, but they had like a break period.
So everyone was kind of around there and a bunch of kids, turn
around and are kind of like What what, huh?
Are you okay? Sir, and sure enough, the
Minecraft kid is like you fool. You shouldn't never have to do
old me for. Hey, these men hand, in dating
in Minecraft, you should have known by my reputation that I
would have absolutely slapped you.
And Brandon looks at him with his face of like, yeah, man.
Ah, that sucks. Wow.
That is just too bad. This kind of reminds me of the
first season of parks and rec. If you saw that, where this
isn't really a spoiler, but Andy really wants to get his
girlfriend back. So we like offers like a pool
game with this guy named Mark, who disappears after season one?
I don't know. Maybe the actor wanted to do
something else and he's kind of like, oh yeah, I'll bet and the
girlfriend of Marcus at the time on this pool game and Andy
Williams. He's like yes, she's mine.
But reality sits at kind of kicks in and he's like, wait,
huh? But I want her fair and square.
Same thing here. So the Minecraft kid is still
like, I don't know fortnite W, like they doing the little
dances doing the, El dance doing the little other cringe stuff
he's like, hey is mine. I didn't even have to talk to
her, and she's going to be my girlfriend.
I'm gonna go to 10th base, and hold her hand and Brandon at
this point is, like, really trying to hold back a smile.
He's like, all right, this is so funny, dude, don't blow it.
Don't make it apparent. Oh, he's like, yeah, man, you
totally. Oh man, I can't do this.
You totally won you to. I can't do this as that.
He's really trying to do it. He's like, yeah, you totally won
Haley's handed dating because you'd be in Minecraft.
Yep, that's totally what happened.
Holding back the laughter holding back, the tears at this
point. And sure enough, right?
Brandon is like, all right, man, go ahead and he's like, yes, I'm
I'm gonna tell everyone about my victory dance.
So that, you know, that so everyone knows that you lost to
me and Minecraft. And that's why he leaves mine.
The Minecraft kid runs away at to go.
Tell his other. Okay, friends?
Well, I don't know about that. I think his friends are his bed
Wars win streak and nothing else.
But whatever. Right?
So Brandon goes over and finds Haley says, hey, so I just
played this guy because he wanted to duel me for your hand
in dating and Haley's like what and Brendan it's like, yeah, I
thought it'd be funny. So by the way I lost the duel
because obviously you can't Do that.
But I thought it was funny and I lost.
So he's gonna come over to claim his prize, I guess, and he
leaves like All right. Well, this is kind of funny but
this is an awkward situation and Brandon's like, yeah, probably
should have told you about this beforehand.
If you need me to be here, I can, I can subvert I can come in
and help you with the situations.
Like she's like, all right, well, thanks for giving me
context, I guess so sure. Enough, a little while later,
the Minecraft kid comes around, and he finds Haley and he comes
up there and he says, so Haley, did you hear the news?
This might be the first time the Minecraft kid ever spoke to
Haley in his life. He was too busy.
He was too busy sweating at Minecraft.
Even bother with the ladies, they'll come to me, man.
I got a Bed Wars win streak real quick.
Comment Bed Wars down below, that'll be the secret word of
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in the comment section if you do so, so I can say thank you
anyways, right. So the Minecraft kits, like so
did Haley did you hear the news? And she's like, well, I was told
that you and Brendan had a little Minecraft video.
Game session and that you won. And that you now think that I'm
your girlfriend and my craft kids, like that is exactly what
happened to you. So observant, you'll be a great
girlfriend and Haley's, like, dude, like that's not how it
works. And the Minecraft gets like we
hadn't agreement and Haley's like yeah, well, I wasn't part
of that agreement. Do you think Brendan or you have
the right to me as a girlfriend? And this is what the Minecraft
kids starting to piece together that his offer to dual-branded
made, literally no sense. He's like, well, so, so when we
were playing, so when we're playing Minecraft, I beat brand.
Can you do you want to be my girl?
And then eventually, like Minecraft.
Kids starts to realize, dude, he messed up, bro.
He messed up big time and he's like wait, did Brent.
Wait, who told you? And, you know, at this point,
you know, she was like, Haley was like, yes.
So Brandon told me about this, and in the microwave gets like,
so brand. New the whole time that this
wasn't gonna work and Haley's. Like, yeah, well, anyone who was
logical middle just gets cut off the Minecraft kids Sprints away.
And Brandon walks up to Hailey is like, so is that terrible and
Haley's like? Well, he's pretty mad at you and
he ran away. So, I don't know what he's
cooking up and that's when you we heard an or not, we that's
when Brendan and Haley and everyone else in the room, heard
a noise. The noise was something being
thrown on the ground smashing and flying into a million
pieces. And that's when Brendan walks
out and Haley walks out to basically everyone walks out and
they see the Minecraft kid standing above a pile of this
computer parts. And that's when at first Brendan
thinks, oh my God, he smashed his computer out of Rage, but
Brendan looked at the table to see that the Minecraft kids
computer was still there. And in fact, the only computer
missing was his and that's when he realized the Minecraft kid
obliterated his MacBook. And there was a teacher present.
So, the teacher is like, Brad, like Minecraft kid, like what
did you just do? And Brandon speaks up and says,
He just smashed my MacBook and all the sudden, the teacher
looks at Brandon and looks at Minecraft and says you too, come
with me. Sure enough, teacher brings them
to the principle's office. Principal's office.
Here's what the teacher says she hears, both sides.
Which the Minecraft kid literally has nothing to say,
like what are you gonna say? Dude?
And yeah, parents were called, and the Minecraft.
Kids mom had to reimburse. Brendan's mom for the to buy a
new computer, the Minecraft Kit, how to write a formal apology to
Brendan and also write a formal, it actually both of them had to
write a formal apology to Hailey because Brandon had to explain
the situation of teachers, like, do that's not cool.
And also, the Minecraft kid got a week of attention for this.
So moral of the story is one, if you're displaying Minecraft all
day, you may not, that may not be the most ideal or most
optimal strategy to get the ladies to Love You.
Maybe I'm Wrong, Man, Maybe Maybe I'm Wrong.
Don't listen to me, I don't know.
Okay. How do I introduce a story like
this, man? I mean, you guys can read,
you've read the title. All I can say, is strap in a
buckle up, because this is gonna be quite quite the ride.
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And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this,
let's call this guy Mason. So this all happened one day
when Mason was in class, and Mason was in fourth grade when
this whole thing went down and there's a kid who once again,
kind of like wore the same creeper shirt every single day
and it was like the creeper hoodie and really that's not a
big deal. They're like if you want to wear
the creeper hoodie, I don't really care.
However, the mine we're just going to call them Minecraft
kid, right? Because of the creeper hoodie,
he wore it every single day and maybe maybe, right.
Maybe he has a closet full of like, 18 different varieties of
the creeper hoodie or maybe his mom does a little laundry every
single day or maybe he's just wearing the same creeper hoodie
every single day. I mean you guys can believe
whatever you want but I think one of those three are a little
bit more Likely than the other. But anyways, right, so there's
this kid called the Minecraft kid, because he wore the creeper
hoodie every single day, and he was a little bit strange, and
there's nothing wrong with you being a little bit strange.
Like, I'm a little bit strange. I mean, I run an at I run a
YouTube channel, man. I mean that's that's already
putting me in the strange category, unfortunately.
But hey man, I love the YouTube too much.
So like Drop it or anything like that but sure enough, this all
happened one day when the Minecraft kid was in class with
Mason and the Minecraft kid raised his hand and another
thing you need to know about the Minecraft kid is he would take
bathroom breaks like six times per class and I don't know about
you, but back in the day I definitely used to go to the
bathroom to like go on my phone or just take a break from the
class. However, I would be very like, a
strategic with it. I wouldn't do it every single
day. I do like every other day.
I would make sure that I wasn't away for too too long.
Like maybe five minutes, max but this kid bro would just abused
the bathroom break button. He was like spamming it just
like I don't know man but every single day and go to the
bathroom. Minimum two times maximum, like
six times. That's what I'm told at least
and sure enough, you know, once again, one day, the Minecraft
kid raises his hand, for the third time in class, and this
has been going on for months. And I just think at this point,
the teacher kind of just snapped and he looks at the Minecraft
kid. He's like, yes.
And the Minecraft kid says, hey, can I go to the bathroom?
And here's the thing, right? The teacher should not have
reacted in the way that he reacted because maybe this kid
has, like IBS or something. Maybe he has to go to the
bathroom like a ton per day. However, if he did, it was not
registered with the nurse or even if it was the nurse, did
not communicate that properly to the teacher, which she probably
should have, or he probably should have just because, you
know, I don't know if a kid's going to the bathroom seven
times per day, that might be a little suspicious to the
teacher. However, the teacher was kind of
just assuming that the kid was just going into like going his
phone or whatever. And that was probably the case
but I mean you really don't know.
But after the Minecraft kid says like, hey can I go to the
bathroom for like the third time the teachers like You know what?
No, you can't go to the bathroom and the whole class kind of
turns around is like wait. Whoa, whoa.
Pause like hold up. Now like this kid's been asking
you to the bathroom like seven times a day for the last six
months. And now you're saying no, like
what changed, man? And the teachers?
Like you have to wait till the end of class.
You've been going way too much way too often.
I think you're missing too much of class work.
Right. And the Minecraft kid was not
happy to hear this for all. We know, maybe he actually did
have to go to the bathroom but Mason, to be fair, right?
Mason has gone to the bathroom, he's the subscriber who
submitted the story. He's gone to the bathroom at
times when the Minecraft kid has been in there and Mason can hear
the volume from his iPhone up. All the way the Minecraft kid is
in there. Playing like Flappy Bird or
watching tiktoks or whatever, man, he says, going on his
phone. Maybe he also has to go to the
bathroom, but the Minecraft kid obviously definitely was kind of
like most likely was abusing it. Just go to the bathroom.
But sure enough the Minecraft kid races his hand.
Again, he's like I gotta go and the teacher says Like Minecraft
kid. You've gone like six times
during class every single day for the last six months.
You're missing out on class time.
Please try and like conserve your like bathroom breaks.
I will let you go but just give it a second.
I just can't let you go and disrupt the class like a
thousand times every single day and the Minecraft kid was
getting kind of angry and he didn't say anything.
He wasn't like, no, I really got to go and the Minecraft kid also
didn't just stand up. Unfortunately, I think the
Minecraft kid watched a little bit too much South Park.
If you guys know what I'm talking about, there's an
episode of South Park which is a TV show kind of aim for adults.
So, I wouldn't go search this up if you're too young, but there's
just kidding Cartman and one time Cartman needed to basically
go to the principal's office. So we decided to do number two
on the desk of a teacher. And I think the Minecraft kid
got a little bit too inspired by Carmen because the Minecraft kid
is like you're gonna want like I need to go to the bathroom and
you're going to regret it. If you don't let me and the
teacher kind of turns around Kind of sharply and looks at him
says, like you shouldn't be threatening people.
Like that's that's very bad thing to do.
Like, you shouldn't be doing that.
You said, you know what, just because you're threatening me
and said in such a threatening voice, you're not allowed to go
to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
And this only made the line Minecraft kid even more upset
and Mason is a sitting here watching this back and forth and
Mason kind of feels a little bit for the Minecraft cake because
maybe he really needs to go. Maybe the first two times.
Yeah, I mean it is kind of karma.
If you were just going to the bathroom six times per day just
to go on your phone. However, right.
I mean maybe he really has to go man.
It's kind of cruel to like not let someone go to the bathroom
when they really need to, but he did just go like five minutes
ago and 10 minutes before that. So I don't know.
I don't know. Anyways, right, you know, Mason
was sitting there Minecraft kid races, his hand for a final time
and says you're going to let me grow go or you're going to
regret this and once again the Minecraft the teachers like If
you threaten me again, you're not going to be allowed to go to
the bathroom ever. Again, when you're in my class.
And at this point, the whole class is like, oh, I don't know
if they're actually like, hyping up like that.
But things were getting legit and they could feel it for sure.
They're like, oh dang. Dude.
Like stuff's getting real. Right.
And sure enough. The Minecraft kid says, very
well. Have it your way?
The teacher kind of like has a little bit of a smile but
quickly brushes it off probably because he felt like he won that
discussion like all right. Well this kid who's been
abusing? The bathroom system has lost and
I won as a teacher and I started my dominance.
However, right dominance was not asserted.
In fact, I don't even know how to explain what's about to
happen. So I'm going to do my best to
bear with me because the Minecraft kid.
He kind of like stands up and the teacher is currently facing
the board, so the teacher doesn't knows the Minecraft get
stand up. However, Mason the subscriber
who submitted this story, as well as a bunch of other people.
By the way, Mason submitted this to my Instagram, it's in the
description. You should go follow it.
Even if you're not going to go submit stories, give me a big
number. Make me feel good.
Anyways, Mason is watching this whole thing go down and he sees
that the Minecraft kids stands up from his desk and then the
Minecraft kid stands on his chair and then the Mine Craft
kid stands on his desk. And at this point, almost half.
The class is turned around watching the Minecraft kid,
because he's making enough of a commotion in the next YouTube.
Please be nice YouTube, man. I'm gonna describe the next
thing without making you mad. So, the Minecraft kid.
Well, he drops his pants. Uh, he drops his pants.
He says teacher and the teacher turns around and it's about to
let be like, Minecraft kid for the.
Last time he turns around it is like, oh what hey, what, what
the Minecraft kid is like, teacher.
I told you, I told you you regret, not letting me go to the
bathroom and just to put a very just to be Point Blank just to
be straight up just getting right to the point.
Yeah, he just number two on the desk, man.
It wasn't like anything crazy, right?
It was pretty just a little bit but yeah.
Um and everyone in the class starts like screaming like some
of the girls are like so the guys are like, yeah.
But that's disgusting dude and the teachers, like Minecraft
kid, what on Earth? Are you doing the Minecraft?
Kids, like, I told you, you should let me go to the
bathroom. Dude, now, you just paying the
consequences. The Minecraft kid was like,
feeling all full of himself, and the teacher was, like, go to the
principal's office now. And I don't think the Minecraft
kid totally, like, you know, realize what was going on.
And the Minecraft kids starts to panic and the Minecraft kid
looks to his left and looks to his right?
And when the Minecraft kid looks to his right, you know, who he
sees, he sees the subscriber, he sees Mason and he makes eye
contact with Mason and Mason is looking directly.
The Minecraft kid and singing to himself.
Oh my God. Oh my God!
What? Wow.
But then he's like, wait, why is this kid making eye contact with
me? And he's like, Mason made me do
it. He dared me and the teachers
like Mason, it's like, dude. I swear, I was just sitting
here. What do you mean and the
teachers? Like, you know what know what,
you know what Minecraft kid Mason?
And anyone else involved? Go to the principle's office
right now, and Mason is just like, why why?
So, he gets up and because he's not gonna like fight with his
teacher. When the teacher is literally
going through a massive rage moment.
And, you know, he starts walking up and he walks into the
Minecraft. Can he's like, dude, I don't
even know who you are. The Minecraft kids?
Like just doesn't say anything. So he walks up to the
principal's office and he sits down and the principal's office
the principles like what happened and Mason explains the
side of the story that he was just like a bystander sitting
there and then you know, eventually the Minecraft kid
walks in because he had to I mean, it wasn't like he could.
Okay, I'm not gonna explain why it took them longer, but he got
there, right? And sure enough, the principles
like, Minecraft kid, why would you do that in the Minecraft?
Kids, like explains aside. And then she's like, and why is
Mason here in the Minecraft? Kid, who kind of panic blamed
him to kind of like, lesser the punishment on him is like, um,
Mason dared me to do with the Mason's.
Like, dude, I don't even know who you are.
You're just in my class and the principles like, I don't know
Mason, why would he lie about this?
Like there's literally nothing for him to gain and Mason's.
Like, dude, I don't know a real quick.
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So anyways, right back to the story.
Mason is in a position where he was just dragged into this
honestly Mason to this day, doesn't totally understand why
the Minecraft kid even singled him out Mason in the Minecraft
kid weren't close friends. They didn't even really know
each other and Mason just assumes that he randomly looked
around and picked someone who he just happened.
To remember the name of and blame them just to kind of like
lesser the punishment on him and his mind or I guess in his
Panic. The idea was like oh if I blame
someone else and say that they force me to do it.
My punishment will be lesser right.
Which is like bro why why would you do that?
But anyways, sure enough the principal unfortunately is not
believing Mason because Mason is explaining that he doesn't even
know this kid and he has no idea why he would lie and the
principal's kind of doesn't believe them because he's like
Mason like It if like why would the Minecraft kid lie about this
right? It just doesn't make any sense
and the principles like well I guess I just have to make a
judgment call in this situation and Mason I'm sorry.
But I'm gonna have to give you a punishment too because I don't
believe you and Mason, it's just like, what are you serious?
And the Mason, even if I did, like, dare him to do something
ridiculous, it's still up to him.
Like I didn't for the record and I stand by that because I don't
even know this kid, but if someone was to what, why would
that even matter in the principals?
Like, so, you're admitting it. Mason know, I'm just saying, be
stupid, even if I did, but it's double stupid because I didn't
even do it in the principles. Like don't say stupid to me.
Mason, I'm in fourth grade and also, this is double stupid.
What can I say? So eventually write the
principal's. Like, all right, well, I'm gonna
have to call both your mother's and explain what happened.
And Mason's is like, dude, this is the most ridiculous day of my
life. So sure enough, the principal
calls up both their mothers saying, hey, both your son's got
in trouble, if you're not busy can You please come in the
Minecraft. Kids mom was busy at the time,
but Mason's mom, kind of either had the day off, or for some
reason, wasn't really needing to like be wherever she was.
And she said, yeah, I'll come in right away.
Maybe she was busy and she thought that this was a good
idea to go see, like what happened to her son.
So Mason's, mom comes in and she's like, looks at Mason with
his look of like what are you done?
And Mason looks at her with these, like eyes of like, bro.
I don't know what's going on, confusion, whatever?
Right? The principle is like, all
right. Hi Miss Mason's mom or you know,
whatever. I'm so glad you could come and
the principal explains what happens.
And then she kind of explains how she doesn't believe Mason
and Mason's, mom started with a look of concern.
And then she almost got a look of, like annoyance and the look
of annoyance grew and grew the more.
The principal told the story and Mason was looking at this and
was like, okay is my mom on my side or is the look of annoyance
because she's so annoyed with me either way.
This is this is just the worst situation ever.
So sure enough right. You know, by the end of the
story Mason's mom, is like, Why am I here the principles like
well didn't you hear like your son, you know, supposedly dared
him to do it Mason's mom? Like first of all my son
disagrees with that statement, you don't really have any proof
but let's say he even did. Why would that matter?
And the principal kind of was a little shocked and Mason's moms.
Like, you know, isn't it like a cliche saying for parents to be
like if your friend jumped off a bridge would you as well?
Like, are you really just supposed to do whatever the
popular kid does? And then Mason bombs like even
if my son did, which I'm not convinced, he did Derek him to
do what he did on the desk. Right?
Why is that my son's fault is this kid?
Not like able to function by himself what, you know, like is
the blame 100% not on, you know, the Minecraft kid anymore.
Is any of the blame really supposed to be on my son and the
principal's like, well I'm sorry you feel this way, but I made up
my mind, like, your son's gonna be suspended for the day, he can
come back tomorrow, but he can't be, he can't come back today.
And the Mason's mom is like, are you serious like really And
she's like, yeah. And then Mason's moms like all
right. What punishment did the
Minecraft kid get, and the principal said, well, we're
doing equal punishment and Mason's moms.
Like, you can't be serious, man. You can't be serious and the
principles like I'm sorry you disagree, but this is the
punishment. So, Mason's moms, like, Mason
come with me Mason's. Like, oh, I can't tell if my mom
is mad or not. So, Mason gets up kind of all
scared or whatever and he sits in the car and Mason's mom's
like well, this was unexpected but Mason Today, you got a day
off, it is your vacation day because that punishment is
ridiculous. And then Mason's, like, okay,
she's on my side Mason's mom is like Mason, please be on his.
Did you even? Did you, did you dare him to do
it Mason's, like Mom prompt I promise since so look, it looks
like you're not angry at me either way.
Why would I lie about this? Because in I didn't do it.
I don't even know who this kid is.
Why would I dare him to do something?
So ridiculous Mason's mom's like, yeah, that's what I
thought. But even if you did like, who
cares in this punishments. Ridiculous.
So you and I we're gonna get ice cream because today, you'll
learn a very good lesson. Sometimes There are rules that
are ridiculous and you'll be punished, but stay true to your
convictions, man, say true to your convictions.
So Mason and his mom went and got ice cream.
And I don't think the Minecraft's, my kid, the
Minecraft kids mom was as excited or as or as pleased with
her son, but click on the video on screen right now.
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Buckle up strapped in because today, I have probably, one of
the weirdest camp stories I've ever received.
That involves a very creepy Minecraft girl that threatens to
literally consumed like eat like Nom Nom Munch time the
subscriber. Yeah, it makes literally no
sense, it's super weird. So yeah, strap in, subscribe if
you like stories. Let's call today's subscriber.
Who submitted the story. Let's call him Jimmy.
So this all happened over the summer and this was Jimmy's.
First time ever going to sleep away camp and this specific
sleep Camp was like a Wilderness themed sleep away camp.
They're very popular. If you've never been to sleep
away camp, where basically you go and you learn how to kind of
like survive on your own. I mean, not really, but it's
like kind of like your cause playing as someone who'd
survived on their own, but you're not really.
Anyways, so this all happens about on the first second day of
sleep away camp, because the first day, you know, Jimmy's mom
dropped him off, and it's like introductions and all that good
stuff. But on the second day, what they
did at this Camp, is they just like threw you, they threw you.
Right into it. Alright.
So in the second day of camp, they kind of divided you up into
many groups, randomly not by your cap.
And they wanted to mix you up like with people that you don't
see. Normally and this was your Camp
group, and basically, on that second day, you were to go.
And you were to, like, bring all the camping like equipment.
Not go too far away from the campsite, but a go basically
into the woods, which they've kind of spotted out before, to
make sure it's like a viable place and you go into the woods
and you set up camp and you stay the night, kind of just to throw
you right into it. So, anyways, Jimmy here's his
name, read aloud and then he hears a name of a bunch of other
people that he doesn't write that.
He just doesn't recognize because, you know, he's new to
the camp. And basically everyone there is
going alone. And so he walks over because
they're all in this big field, right?
He walks over to meet his group, and he meets up with this group
and he kind of like, scans around and everyone looks pretty
normal. Except there's this one girl who
Jimmy really didn't think much of, but she had this creeper
sweatshirt on, and she also had Her backpack a foam diamond
pickaxe, like, you know how? Like in Minecraft, there's a
diamond pickaxe, basically. You can buy like a replica of
that, that's like foam and plastic, or whatever.
And that was the two kind of like, weird things, right?
And she also had like some other stuff.
Like she has some crazy socks on.
She had to like the black boots, but that's kind of standard what
really set her apart. Was the fact that she was
wearing the creeper hoodie and had the big Minecraft fake
diamond pickaxe on her back pocket, right?
Or in her backpack. And that wasn't what made her
weird, but that's why we're calling her the Minecraft girl
because, you know, she wore the creeper, hoodie or whatever.
And so anyways, right, they're walking.
So they start walking towards the campsite or the Wilderness
right? As they walk over to the
Wilderness. And the first thing that they do
is since this kind of getting close to the middle of the day
is they've all brought like a big, like some kind of like
portable tent with them. They were giving one before they
left and then they were to kind of carry it over there.
It was kind of difficult to carry, but that was kind of part
of the hole that was Kind of the part of the whole shebang.
And so sure enough, right eventually they get to the
campsite and the instructors, like, all right, guys, try and
find a clearing that is, you know, pretty that is clear.
Find a find a clearing, that's clear, but try and find an area.
That's not to, you know, mucked up with sticks and rocks and
stones and brush and stuff that would make it difficult to have
your five foot by five foot campsite kind of like your or
your tenth like be able to, you know, be placed, basically find
a place that's good for your attendance one front to say with
a billion words and said to and so sure enough, you know, Jimmy
finds a spot and there's kind of like a big opening or kind of
not a big opening but there's kind of a clearing where it is
still covered more or less by the forest.
However it is good to put some tents down.
So Jimmy at kind of like puts his tent down there.
There's only really about enough space for another 10.
And so the Minecraft girl immediately rushes over and puts
her stuff down before anyone else could.
And there was a few other people kind of casually nonchalantly
walking over to that site. But the Craft girl was very
insistent that she was the one to put her her tent down and
Jimmy. Thought I was a little weird,
but then again, Jimmy kind of just brushed it off.
It's like, oh, whatever. Like I mean, that's probably
pretty normal. She saw a sight that she wanted,
so she wanted to claim it, and she knew other people were going
for it. Little did Jimmy know that the
Minecraft girl did not care. That there was an opening there.
In fact, she would have taken a place that was probably a
terrible opening like a place. That would have massive sticks
that would poke through her tent, because she wasn't doing
it for the camping. You know, she was doing it for
Jimmy and the only reason why she wanted that spot is because
Jimmy was right there, but Jimmy didn't know this as of now and
so Jimmy and the Minecraft girl, and, you know, if you can't
counselors, like, help them set up their tents or whatever, and
other people were not far away at all, like, Jimmy could see,
like at least five or six, other campers like a little bit
farther out, like, like, I don't know, like 10 or 20 feet farther
finding more openings and the setting up their camps as well
or their their tents. And so before, like they go to
bed, they all congregate together and they come around
this like camp, this like bonfire type thing and they're
all given like beans and a can or whatever and it's not the
greatest meal ever. But hey, man, you're you decided
to do a Wilderness Camp and you just imparted the description.
The Wilderness Camp is like, you slept at least one night out in
the woods. You're not gonna be getting some
like Four Star Buffet. You got that.
I don't know. It's some pork tenderloin.
You got your, I don't know your full name.
You don't know. You're gonna get that.
Can cold beans, bro. So, eventually right, they're
done with dinner and it's time to go to bed.
It's time to sleep or at least attempt to sleep in your tent.
And, you know, this is pretty hard because there's the
ambience of the outside, which is very loud.
There is, you know, it's probably not the most
comfortable, there's probably plenty of mosquitoes, even if
you tend even if you close your, your zipper of the tent very
well, and you make sure it's all.
I don't know. Bug proof that they always find
a way to get in there. And there's always at least one
or two. Mosquitoes.
Buzzing around your head. So sleep is difficult.
But, you know, Jimmy goes to his campsite, he gets in his tent,
he Zips it up, you know, he brought a book with them, so
he's reading a few, you know, pages from the or future.
Yeah. About a chapter or two from the
book, he's got his little, like, a flashlight to read with.
And eventually he turns off his flashlight and closes his eyes
to try to go to sleep, and it's a little difficult, but
eventually he falls asleep, but that's when when he believes a
couple hours later, he's really disoriented when he wakes up.
So he's not totally sure when, but that's when he wakes up to
the sound of rustling and not just like a few, I don't know.
A squirrels going by a few tree branches fall, but like
movement, like heavy movement is from right.
Outside his tent site and he wakes up and he's kind of
confused by this. It's not like a clear ten or
anything. And obviously, man doesn't have
Windows, he's in a tent and that's when he starts to get
really nervous because the zipper that is closed that has
his tent closed up, starts to open like someone from the
outside is unzipping, his tent. So Jimmy kind of like gets up
pretty stunned, like pretty quickly and that's what he sees
is the Minecraft girl. And she kind of pokes her head
through the camp or through the zipper and walks right in and
Jamie's like, hello kind of like Whispers of the little bit
because he doesn't want to be super loud.
And that's when the Minecraft girl is like, hi.
And this is where things start to get weird but a real quick
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Anyways, let's get right back to the story as things are starting
to get into resting. So remember, Jimmy was sound
asleep and he's awoken to the sound of noise outside of his
tent. So when he gets up and he
notices the Minecraft, girl, someone who he didn't even
really talk to, at all, maybe he's like, hey, can you pass the
whatever right earlier in the day?
But he's not really spoken to this girl at all.
Has wandered into his tent, right?
He's a little startled, so he gets up and he's like hello.
And she's like, hi, Jimmy and Jimmy doesn't know her name.
Like even though I never used the real names, Jimmy said that
he just knew her as Minecraft. Girl, like he didn't know her
name, they didn't really. They wear name tags or anything.
I think they went around in a circle.
So maybe that's how she remembered it.
But she then goes on to say, one of the look, one of the.
So she says three incredibly creepy things and the first
incredibly creepy thing that he said that she says is hey Jimmy
I've been watching you for a while.
Dude, whenever someone says I'm watching you like just say like
oh I've seen you around. Don't be like I've been deeply
observing and mapping your every movements.
Like oh, come on man. Like don't say that.
And Jimmy's like, okay, she's like yeah, I've been watching
you for a long time, Jimmy. And I had like, I just, I just
can't get enough of you and Jimmy's like, Okay, I, that's
cool. I guess and the girls like,
Jimmy, I just need to know. Do you want to be my boyfriend?
And she looks at him with these like big eyes, all wide.
And Jimmy's like, dude I'm having a freaking fever dream
right now. Like this definitely isn't real.
He's like I don't I don't know you and she's like is that a yes
or no? I need to know, Jimmy, please.
I need to know and Jimmy is just like well I mean I kind of have
a policy and he kind of makes us up because like bro what?
But he he's like oh I kind of got a policy that I gotta know
someone for a while. I want to start in the friend
zone and then make my way to dating them maybe if I feel like
we're compatible and the thing is I just don't know.
You like my first interaction with you has been you kind of
wandering into my tent at like presumably very early in the
morning and she was like is that a yes or no?
Jimmy like please don't like I just need a yes or no.
It's really easy. It's really simple.
And Jimmy's like well respectfully know because I
don't know you She says there for a second and she kind of
looks at the ground and Jimmy is just like, because it's super
uncomfortable, right? He's a sitting there, like, uh,
like, is she gonna leave what's gonna happen?
And she looks up and she's like, he's made a mistake, you better
not go to sleep tonight and Jimmy then asked, like, well,
what happens if I do go to sleep?
And she's like, well, while you're asleep, I'm gonna start
to eat you. And when you wake up, you'll
have your entire leg will be missing.
And the only thing you'll see is the stump of your leg inside my
mouth. And then she just crawls out of
his tent and Jimmy is honestly traumatized.
Yes. Do I think she's actually was
going to eat them know, she's just like some goofy Minecraft
girl, right. However she definitely knew what
to say like that was super unsettling because when you're
like you're alone in the woods and some creepy girl wanders
into your tent and Is very strange things.
Well, let me just say that Jimmy did not sleep that night.
Yeah, he pulled a complete all nighter with nothing to read,
but his book he basically just sat there and was just like he
was basically terrified, right? I don't blame him.
I would be super freaked out even if it was super unlikely.
Like I'm not trying to take a risk of like waking up at like I
don't know my arms gone because some weirdo girl, ate because I
said no to going on a date with her, which I don't know if this
was some tactic to go on a date with Jimmy.
But let me just say, if you're odds were low before they're
practically zero right now, dude, they're practically at
zero point, zero percent chance, he's gonna date you.
After you say, oh, let me just eat you bro, which is just who
says that. But anyways, you know, Jimmy the
next day comes around, you know, Jimmy's been up the entire
night, so Jimmy watches the sunrise and they kind of just.
So, the deal is the camp. You, you go out and you like,
you, you stay the night overnight in the woods on the
first night, or I guess Second night minus orientation, which
is the first day and then for the rest of the camp, which is
the rest of the week, you kind of do activities at the campsite
and you say in cabins, so you're kind of like thrown into it.
And then it's kind of like easy mode from there on out.
So they pack up their camps or they're not their camps, they
pack up their tents, they get it all together.
Jimmy is really struggling to stay awake and have enter any
energy because he's been up all night because he's been afraid
of being eaten or something which, like, I don't know about
you, but that's not my number one concern.
And I really don't want it to ever be a number whatever
concern. But sure, enough, you know,
Jimmy is walking back with his group and he notices, you know,
I mean, the Minecraft girl is in his group, right?
The Minecraft girl is not in front of him, not beside him but
Square behind him, Jimmy would kind of look behind once in a
while and he would see that the Minecraft girl was always like
five feet behind him and Jimmy would kind of like, you know,
slow down a little bit and she was sold it down.
He would speed up a little bit. He would, she would speed up, he
would move. To one side, she would slowly
shift over to the other side. And he knew that this girl was
really just staying five feet behind him at all times.
So he was super weirded out which I mean, can you blame the
man? I mean, this girl threatened to
consume him like who what? Huh.
And then like all the sudden she started stalking him and so they
get back, right? They got back to camp and Jimmy
goes to his cabin and his cabin mates were like, oh man, that
was the coolest thing ever. Like Jimmy, how did you feel
about that Jimmy, who was no sleep and his traumatized is,
like, guys, Ah, can we talk for a second and his friends are
like, yeah, dude, what's up? So, Jimmy sits down and even the
camp counselor walks in because, you know, Jimmy kind of wanted
an adult in there, too. And Jimmy explained everything.
That I just told you guys and all the kids were like, bro, I
saw that girl, like, one of them's like, dude, I know that
girl, like, I saw her before she was, like, hitting someone with
a pickaxe, and she got in trouble.
She's so weird. And all the other kids are like,
dude. She said, she you what?
And the camel really is like, do.
That's not like, that's messed up, man.
Like, she basically like, she's scared you, she traumatized.
You. She also low-key threatened you
with that, even though it's very weird threat to make and the
camel and the campus camp. Counselor.
God. I can't speak one.
They one like equals one prayer for my brain that's going boom
right now. So the camp counselors like hey
Jimmy like I think I'm gonna have to report this like you're
okay with that and Jamie is like actually yeah I really don't
want to be in any other programs with her really be around her
and so sure enough the chemicals are like tells it.
To the administrators and the other staff or whatever.
And then the next day rolls around and they start camp with
a camp meeting and they always started the day with a camp
meeting. But this time, one of the people
in the administration came out and it was normally only Camp
counselors being like today is announcement, is we're gonna be
having a bonfire for everyone should come over something like
that, but now, it was like, one of the kind of like,
administrators and kind of like a more office gear coming over.
Be like, hey guys, I just want to remind you that playful or
not. You can't make threats of any
kind against any other campers. That's just very, it's not
allowed here and we will have a 0 tolerance from this point on
Bloody, you know, Etc like that and apparently right, you know,
Jimmy went back to the to the cabin because he had like a
morning activity and he didn't see the Minecraft girl anyway,
and when he went back to the cabin, right?
The castle is like, hey Jimmy. I just want to let you know that
the Minecraft girl is no longer as this camp and she's not
allowed back and that announcement this morning was
kind of just like after the disciplinary process went
through. Apparently, the Minecraft girls
mom was called or parents were called and, you know, they drove
over and got her and, you know, probably were very like why?
Why is my daughter like this? What?
But yeah, for the rest of the camp, jimin did not need to deal
with the Minecraft girl, because she just was, she was gone.
She was kicked out, and Jimmy actually enjoyed the rest of
that camp. So much that he came back the
next year and he came back the next year without any feelings
of worry or dread. Because the Minecraft girl he
was told was banned from that camp.
So we came back the next year and enjoyed it and this time
when he actually camped out he actually did a good time because
he was not threatened to be consumed by a random Minecraft.
Girl though that was in love with him slash obsessed with
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Minecraft kid that destroys his brand new 5000 gaming PC.
Which by the way, why would you spend 5,000 dollars on a gaming
PC to play Minecraft? But anyways, he destroys it
because he gets mad fight playing Minecraft or something.
And then he tries to cover it up and blames it on the subscriber.
And it is a fantastic story. So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you like stories. And let's call today's
subscriber who sent in the story, Eli.
So this all happened when Elie and a bunch of other kids were
invited over to the Minecraft kids house, Eli.
And the Minecraft kid were pretty decent friends but Eli
was better friends with the other people invited in the
Minecraft kid was kind of just friends by proxy.
I don't know if you guys are ever in like friend groups where
you're really good close friends with some of the people but not
as much the other people but you end up hanging out with all of
them at the same time just because like that's how the
front group works. So, Eli was pretty excited to
see the new Big gaming PC, and he didn't dislike the Minecraft
kid. I want to make that very clear.
They were friends like they were on good terms.
I mean, they weren't really friends after what happens in
this story, but you'll have to wait to see exactly what that
is. But anyways, let's just fast
forward to Friday night, they all get out of school and they
go home and then after a couple hours later all their parents
drive them to the Minecraft kids house and they're all excited.
I mean, the school week is over, man.
They're going to see their friends, their friend, the
Minecraft kid. Got a new gaming PC and maybe
maybe if they're lucky enough and if he's feeling generous,
they'll get a swing on the most extreme powerful Graphics ever
so that they can play Minecraft. Which definitely needs 10,000
frames per second that you literally can't even see, but
whatever man. Anyways, right, so, they all get
to the house and the Minecraft kids, mom greets them like, oh,
well, welcome well, Welcome to our little house or whatever.
It was not a little house, man. I mean, look, if your mom or
dad, That is buying, you have 5000 dollar gaming PC.
They probably have a little bit of spare cash, if you know what
I mean, it was a pretty cool house, but none of these kids
really cared. They just thought, the Minecraft
kid was cool, and he was someone to play Minecraft with turns
out. He was not as cool as they
thought. But anyways, right, the
Minecraft, the Minecraft kid runs down the stairs.
It's like guys. Guys, you gotta come up here
right now and they all kind of like run up the stairs and they
got their sleeping bags and their backpacks.
Well, they're belongings, it was, it was turning out to be
like a really great night or so they thought before when
terribly terribly wrong. But anyways, right, they walk in
the Minecraft, kids room and none of them had actually ever
been over to the Minecraft kids house before.
All of them had kind of grown up in the neighborhood together and
the Minecraft kid came to years ago so he was kind of like a
newer Edition. However, the Minecraft kid did
like sleep over at their houses before but they walk in the
Minecraft kids room and it is one of the coolest rooms ever.
It's got like a really cool bed and there's all these little fun
things and a bean bag chair. And there's like, the glowing
lights that you see on dorm rooms a lot of time and college.
And this is a really cool setup and they're like, wow, man, you
got the coolest room ever. He said, and this is the best
part and he turns, and he points at his desk, and sure enough,
there is a massive monitor. There's a massive, like gaming,
kind of, like, PC thing on the bottom.
There's glowing keyboards and lights or RGB are the g r g b.
It's RGB not Ruth Bader Ginsburg, it's RGB.
Any other like wow, man, that's a coolest PC I've ever seen.
Like I'll like we got to see you play on it and the Minecraft kid
is this teeming with excitement? He is so excited to like, show
off his new gaming computer. So he sits down.
He's like, everyone watch me. Obliterate, these nerds in
Minecraft? So the Minecraft kid, you know,
hops on his new super expensive high resolution tons of Ram or I
don't know computers that. Well his new pc that was super
expensive he hops on there and he loads up Minecraft and logs
in a high pixel and he's like, dude, I'm gonna literally like
destroy everyone in bed Wars. So hard, it's gonna be so crazy.
Bed Wars is a game mode. You can play.
It's a video game. You can play Minecraft in.
It's like a mini game for Minecraft.
Basically, for you guys who don't know, and it's
competitive, so you play against other players online.
So, anyways, he logs in the bedwars and he gets immediately
smoked. And let me just say that.
Yeah, I'm a little annoyed, but the level of kind of sweaty
people to play all the time. I'm like, dude, just let me have
fun, but whatever that's for another day and he gets
obliterated within like the first minute because some guy
like speed bridge is over to him like breaks his bed immediately,
and all this runs like, dude, watch out and he just gets like
he just gets Flawless. Basically, if you don't know,
that means a Minecraft when you're fighting.
Someone and you don't even touch them back.
You've been Flawless. But anyways, right.
He's like, oh, that's just a fluke.
I think, my systems are taking a little bit longer to run at this
point, right? The kid is equating skill and
how expensive is PC is. But that's fair enough, right?
He's he's got a good attitude so far.
I mean, not not for long but I guess you'll see and so sure
enough. He loads up another game and he
actually is doing okay. And then he gets obliterated
Again, by another guy and he's like, bro, I hate this game and
his friends are like, dude. Don't worry about it.
Like, you're still good and you say, yeah, yeah.
And sure enough, the Minecraft kids, loads up another bed Wars
game and once again another kid just starts to like speed
bridging over. He's like bro, like why is my
computer not making me speed bridge?
And so the Minecraft kid tries to bridge really fast but
obviously you need to aim, right?
It's not just if you have a good frames per second so he falls
off. He's like man and Starts to get
really angry during that game. They're like, dude, don't worry
about it, just keep fighting, keep fighting and sure enough
like he's in the middle, he's grabbing some emeralds, which is
something you do in Minecraft a bad Wars.
And he's in the middle of the map and someone breaks his bed,
which basically means he can't respawn.
He's like, dude, I put like up like, put End Stone down.
How do they break that? They're like, bro, don't worry
about it. You got the five grand PC.
No one is gonna be able to touch you out here.
So sure enough, right? The Minecraft kid.
Has like an iron sword iron armor.
He stacked up. He's got a billion frames per
second. He's got all the hurts in the
world, whatever that even does, he's got a total Ram, he's got a
ram and a goat in his backyard like he's killing it right now
and sure enough someone comes up to him and just W tabs him into
the void. He just like they started
fighting. They start like swing swords at
each other their pvping and he just flies into the void and the
Minecraft kid loses it. He completely loses all Control
is like, I hate this game and with two, just two motions,
right? He destroys his entire PC.
The first motion is, he takes his Mouse and he smashes it into
his like super expensive. High-resolution 1 billion Hertz
monitor completely shatters flies on the ground.
And then with another motion, he's still has his shoes on.
He goes over to his gaming PC. And with his big boot on, he
kicks it. And it actually kind of flies
across the room, hits the ground.
And you could just hear the insides of that of that PC
shattered, the motherboard, all the chips, and the cooling
device, and the memory, all of it, just shatters and shakes up,
and even the side cracks and some stuff is spilling out and
he's like hopping and popping. He's like and Eli.
This is subscriber and all of his other friends who were just
sitting, there are just like, oh my God.
Oh my God. What?
What just happened, man. The secret word of the day is
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Anyways, back to the story because it gets even crazier
from this point on. So it's kind of like the calm
not before the storm, but kind of the calm after the storm,
because, you know, the Minecraft kids starts like his emotions
are slowly shifting from Rage to.
Oh my God. What did I just do to?
Oh my God, my mom is gonna kill me, bro.
Like I, I cannot this can happen.
So the Minecraft kid. Like frantically looks over at
his friends like guys, my mom cannot know about this ever.
He's like I need you all to swear to secrecy.
Not to tell her and Eli and all the kids are like yeah dude.
Like we're we're totally not gonna tell her like what.
We're just gonna have a good rest of our night.
We won't tell her we'll pretend like nothing happened at all and
Eliza like, hey like I've been brought my own PC.
If we want to game on that later like we're still gonna have a
great night tonight. Things happen, man.
Okay, things like this don't normally happen but they were
just trying to make him feel good in this situation.
The Minecraft kids like thank you guys like we gotta hide this
now like we got a so they anyways right?
They find some kind of bag or they put in the closet they hide
it pretty sloppy but I don't know how you're going to
properly hide a smashed Monitor, and it basically a bag of
malfunctioning computer chips. Which was his PC like, five
minutes ago before he obliterated it and they kind of
just go about their day and at one point, you know, the mom
calls him down for dinner and so they're all sitting at the
dinner table and you know, the Minecraft kids mom made them
like a big thing, a mac and cheese which I'm actually gonna
make for myself in the couple minutes when I'm done with this
video. So, mac and cheese on the mind.
Anyways, right? So they're all sitting there.
They're enjoying their big thing of mac and cheese or whatever
and they totally forget about the game and computer, okay?
Maybe the Minecraft kid is still thinking about it a little bit
because he did just destroy his 5,000, brand new gaming computer
and his parents don't know about it, so maybe it's still on his
mind. But anyways, they're all sitting
there and they're all, just not even thinking about it.
They're talking about school and how crazy they'll like, how fun
the last assignment was. And how like that, one person
went up there and like, made a fool of themselves.
Like they were just doing, like, stand Middle school kids stuff.
And that's when all of their draw, all of their like hearts
drop. And start beating incredibly
quickly because they hear the last sound that they wanted to
hear. They hear the Minecraft kids
mom, walk up stairs and then scream the Minecraft kids first
middle, and last name, bro. If your mom screams at you and
she says your first middle and last name is about time for you
to pack up and go to Alaska, bro, because you're you're dumb,
bro. I don't know how to say, but
you're done. And so what ever conversation
they were having before is it's it's done and over with because
all of them know exactly why the Minecraft kids mom screamed out
his name and all of them including the Minecraft kid are
look are just sweating. They're they're looking super
anxious at the moment and they all said there in dead silence
and no one is eating anymore. Right?
And sure enough they hear Bump bump bump, bump bump.
And that's like his mom walking down the stairs, and they're all
just like, oh, boy. Okay, this is not gonna be good
at all and the mom walks down and the Minecraft kid is at the
end of the table. So he's facing away from the
door. So his mom kind of shows up
behind him. But Eli is on the very like the
very opposite side of the table. So he's looking directly at the
door. So he gets the first Glimpse at
the Minecraft. Kids mom's face and her brow is
so Furrow that she's practically created a unibrow.
The like the look of anger on her face is unmatched and she
comes. And she's like, Minecraft kid,
explain your computer. Now, I walked into your room and
your screen thing was destroyed and your computer box was all
broken. I just got that for you.
Do you have any idea how much 5,000 dollars is?
You know, how hard your dad and I work to get all the great
things for you and you destroyed it and he's like the Minecraft
kids starts tearing up right and everyone feels so bad.
Everyone feels so bad until the Minecraft set.
Kids says what he's about to say.
So it's like Mom Moment wasn't me.
And then the Minecraft kid turns and he lifts up his hand and
with one finger, he points directly down the table and Eli
can almost feel the pointing on his chest.
Like, he almost feels like an imprint in his chest, when the
Eli kid and the one that you like it, when the Minecraft kid
with tears, falling down his face and like his hand pointing
directly at him, says, it was Eli.
He was playing one of the games and he got.
And then the Minecraft, his mom kit, the Minecraft kids mom was
like, oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I blame you gave him a big hug
and while giving him a big hug. Oh, like Eli was like, hey, yo,
what are they saying? Everyone else at the table is
like, hey, bro, what? And as she's giving the
Minecraft kid a big hug, you could see her face.
Look up, Has the coldest are looking directly into the pits
of Eliza eyes and he's like, oh my God.
And she's like, Eli, sweetie. Can I talk to you for a second
and Eliza like, oh my God, and she's like out here, please.
And sure enough, right? You know, Eliza walking down the
table and he gives a look to the Minecraft kid like, dude, what's
up? And the Minecraft kid just
ignores him just is looking straight ahead and, you know, he
walks out and the Minecraft kids mom starts on a rant saying,
like like that was a super expensive computer you broke.
Like that was a 5000 computer. I'm not sure if my son told you
exactly how expensive that was but like, we're gonna like you
might have to work here for the summer to try and repay.
At least some of that like, this is gonna take forever for us to,
and he's like, hey, like, I'm so sorry, the computer was broken,
but I need to tell you something and she's like, what make it
quick, like, I'm in the middle of, like ranting about you,
right? Or ranting too you.
And he's like, hey, like I Know that like this, contradicts
exactly what your son said, but I need you to know that I did
not break the computer. In fact, I did not even have a
turn on the computer. What actually happened was, you
know, the Minecraft kid who I thought was my friend, you know
and invited all of us over to see him plan his new computer
and maybe we would have played at the very end, but we got
there and he was playing and he wasn't necessarily better at the
game and he thought that he would be because he had an
expensive computer and he got really, really mad and broke his
computer out of frustration and rage.
And then he told us that we couldn't tell you about it
because you'd be super mad and then we were eating and then you
came down and then he blamed me. And the mom is like, well, I
don't really know how I how do I know who to believe and you
know, Eliza like shoot like it's really my word or her son's and
then Eliza like oh well I don't know if everyone I hope people
are truthful but maybe ask all the people to come over
individually kind of like in like a courtroom how you're
interrogated individually. So you can't If you lie like the
cross-examination will get you. So sure enough, right, Eli,
walks back to the table and sits down at the end of it.
And it's just not making any eye contact with the Minecraft kid
and it's not like the Minecraft kids, trying to make any eye
contact either. But then the Mom starts calling
out the names of each of the individual kids, one by one and
you can't really hear what they're talking about.
But Eli knows exactly what they are talking about.
And the Minecraft kid is like a and eventually the last kid is
called in and walks back in and sits down and the Minecraft
kids, mom walks back into the room with kind of a sense of
calmness because her initial raid with seeing that expensive
things she bought for her son, destroyed, his kind of washed
over her and it's more kind of like.
All right, I gotta be the parent here.
I can't like Lose Myself. She's like, all right.
Well, I don't know if we should continue the sleepover, there's
been a lot of things going on, and I really do need Need to
have a good heart to heart, talk with my son and this point,
right? The Minecraft kids face goes
from no expression. Kind of trying to ignore eye
contact with everyone to just like boying.
Just like, oh, no. She knows, bro.
Just like, oh, shoot. They all told and sure enough,
right? The Minecraft kids, mom calls
all the parents and it's kind of an awkward like 30 to 40 minute
period, because all the parents were like, ah, we were going at
like because the parents were going out, they were taking
advantage of the the time, like being like the house alone.
So the Minecraft kids mom was actually had to drive home like
half the kids because the parents were out for some
reason. And so let's just skip ahead to
the next day. So we're not in the next day.
Let's skip ahead to Monday, it was school and they all kind of
came back and they were all sitting at lunch table and the
Minecraft kid came and sat down. He was like, guys I really need
to apologize. And he looked directly at Eli,
like, bro, I threw you under the bus.
I just couldn't handle my mom being that angry at me.
What I did was wrong and I want to apologize.
I don't expect you to forgive me, man.
Like, I was a total jerk and I'm sorry.
And Eliza like, well, you were a total jerk.
But I can understand how scary that must have been.
And he's like, you know what? Bro, it's good obviously, never
do anything like that again obviously.
Right. I wish I didn't have to say
that, but he's like, I can understand like how crazy the
situation that is. We're cool.
And kind of like the Minecraft kid had a little smile.
Look guys, not all my stories and terribly, but it's not over
yet. One second and sure enough.
Right? You know they Eli so like well
if you don't mind can I ask what the punishment was?
We just really wanted to know and Minecraft kids like, yeah.
I mean, that's, that's the least you like that's the least I can
do to pay you back for what I put you through and my craft
gets like, yeah. So after you guys all left my
mom was Very upset with me. She was not yelling at me, but
she was giving me, you know, what's almost worse.
Like the passive mom, like the passive aggressive Mom.
I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed, bro.
Please be angry. Just, don't be disappointed,
man. That's why I'm trying to say.
But anyways, eventually, when the Minecraft kids, dad got
home, he was not happy about it either.
And basically, write the Minecraft kid will not be
getting a new computer for a very long time.
And he's basically banned from going on his iPad, which is how
he was really playing Minecraft a lot before which explains why
he sucks so much when he went on his PC because it's totally
different, right? But can't accept totally
different all that stuff. And he's like, yeah, I'm banned
from the iPad for two weeks, I got to like do school work when
I get back and I can't hang out with you guys on the weekends
for like and those two weeks as well.
And but he said other than that like I'm I kind of got off lucky
like I thought they were going to like the punishment would
have been worse and yeah, so that's the conclusion of why you
should not obliterate your gaming PC because you lose in
the video on screen right now. I know you'll enjoy it, just
click it, do it. Today we get a story of this
crazy Minecraft girl, that ends up attacking the subscriber, I'm
sure you guys will enjoy it. So subscribe, if you like
stories. And let's call today's
subscriber. Let's call him Hudson.
So, the subscriber who sent in this story, we're calling him,
Hudson and Hudson. Got a new girlfriend and Hudson.
And this new girlfriend have been dating for probably about a
month of this time and Hudson had never been over to his
girlfriend's house Hudson's. Girlfriend knew about him and
was totally fine with it. And, you know, I think the
reason that they just never saw each other at each other's
houses is they were just kind of busy for the last like month or
so. But one weekend, right Hudson's
girlfriend is like hey, like do you want to come over?
So this was like tomorrow. So this was like a Friday right
so she's like hey do you want to come over Saturday?
Do you want to just like hang out for the entire day and you
know Hudson was like yeah sure like is that your house and the
girlfriend's like yeah like I talked to my parents.
They're totally okay. In fact they're going to be a
way so the only person who's going to be in the house is
going to be you and me and my little sister but she'll
probably just be playing Minecraft with her friends.
Or whatever, she'll be in a room the whole time.
So it's really going to be just like you and me in the house
alone in Hudson was really excited because like, you know,
this is his new girlfriend or whatever and this is a pretty
big deal. So, anyways, right.
Sure enough, you know, Hudson is like driven over by his mom to,
you know, his new girlfriend's house and his mom's like, bye,
honey. Have a good time.
Don't have too good of a Time. Wink, wink.
Hasn't like, Mom, shut up. Like, I don't want to hear that.
She's like what, you know, typical mom Behavior, you love
to see it. But anyways, right, you know, so
Hudson walks up to the door is new girlfriend greed.
Somebody says, oh like, you know, this is the first time
we're not, we're actually seeing each other at each other's house
and, you know, Hudson's like yeah, I'm pretty hyped.
So she's like, all right, come in.
I have lunch prepared and, you know, Hudson was like, damn, you
have lunch prepared like all right, let's go.
Yeah, she made some mac and cheese you love to see it.
So you know, Hudson sat down at the like the dinner table, got a
bowl of mac and cheese. This is talking with this
girlfriend. This seemed like it was going to
be the greatest day ever, right? However there was a bit of a
complication that happened a little bit later.
On as you can probably tell by the title The the sister
Hudson's girlfriend's sister. We're going to call the
Minecraft girl from here on out. So if you hear me, say
Minecraft, girl, what I'm saying is Hudson's girlfriend's sister,
it's just a lot cleaner and I'm not gonna trip up over my words
as I always do. So, yeah.
So as Hudson and his girlfriend are sitting at, like the kitchen
table, just talking or whatever, they hear footsteps, they hear
footsteps, come down the stairs and, you know, Hudson looks over
and it's this girl who's probably about.
Like, I don't know, like Hudson and his girlfriend are both. 16.
This girl is probably 13 or 14 or something like that.
She walks down the stairs. And these like knee-high socks,
this like sweatshirt or whatever and this, like creeper hat or
whatever. And she walks down, and she just
gives Hudson, this, look, this look of, like, I don't know who
you are, but you better stay away from my sister type look
of, like, I don't like you. I won't ever like you and I
like, you gotta like, watch yourself type look so Hudson's
girlfriends like, oh, Hudson. This is my sister like,
Minecraft girl says her actual name or whatever right and
Hudson's like oh Minecraft girl. It's it's nice to meet you in
the Minecraft. Girl kind of looks at him as
like hi and kind of just like, gives them this kind of look of
like I don't like you bro. And you know Hudson's girlfriend
was like okay yeah okay that's enough of an introduction for
you too. And sure enough right?
You know, the Minecraft world really just comes down to like
get something to eat and go straight back upstairs and
Hudson after she is obviously like left and has gone back up
to her room. Hudson turns his girlfriend is
like, hey like does she normally like not like people like that
come over and, you know, Hudson's girlfriends.
Like, you know, I don't think she's like, super.
She takes a while like she's great, but it takes a while for
like new people to get used to her and for the other vice versa
as well. Don't worry like don't don't
judge a first interaction with her as the like the as who she
really is. She you just need to thaw to her
like you need to. She needs to get used to you
which well I mean she was about Get used to him very quickly but
in the worst way possible because let's Flash Forward like
half an hour or so so Hudson and his girlfriend are like all
right well we can go watch TV so they go sit on the couch and
they're watching some Netflix program or whatever.
And at some point, Hudson's girlfriends, like I got to go to
the bathroom, I'll be right back.
Like don't go anywhere and Hudson's like, all right, I got
you. So Hudson kind of like, you
know, goes on his phone because then that's the net flicks
program is paused or whatever and he says pretty pink.
He's paying attention to his phone.
So he doesn't hear the footsteps come up like very quietly behind
him. And the only time in he only
realizes that someone is behind him when he feels like a WAP on
the back of his head. He's like, oh, he turns around
and he sees the Minecraft girl AKA Hudson's girlfriend's little
sister with a like one of those foam Minecraft pickaxe and he
realizes pretty quickly that he that she just like hit him over
the head with the Minecraft pickaxe and then once again bats
him over the head and is like you better stay away from my
sister. So then all of a sudden both,
you know, the Minecraft girl and Hudson here like, you know, like
a toilet flush and then, you know, kind of like the, you
know, like the, you know, when you rinse your hand like water
is running or whatever in the sink, right?
So both of them here that and the Minecraft girl is like, you
heard me like, stay away from my sister gets up and runs away
runs back up, stairs, or bedwars or whatever.
Right. And so Hudson's kind of setting
there like, okay, I'm not sure how to react to that and
Hudson's girlfriends sits down. She's like What and Hudson's
like and she's like your face like something.
Well, what's wrong? Because, like, Hudson's
girlfriend, can kind of read them like a book at this point,
they were good for each other bro.
But Hudson was like, yeah. So it's not a big deal but like
I was sitting here and I felt like something hit me in the
back of my head, it didn't hurt that much obviously, but I
turned around and it was your little sister and then she hit
me in the head. Again with that little foam
pickaxe like from Minecraft, it's not a big deal, it
obviously didn't hurt but then she said stay away from my
sister so you know Hudson's girlfriend is like you know,
that's it. Like you, stay right here again
and Hudson sits there. As he hears you know his
girlfriend walk up and starts like talking very loudly to like
you know most like presumably the Minecraft girl and it is he
can't really make out what's being said but you can assume
that like don't treat like my boyfriend like that.
I get that he's new here and you don't know him and even if
you're trying to be protective stop it it's just weirding him
out. Like thank you for wanting the
best for me but not like this. Yada yada stuff like that.
So the girlfriend comes back down.
Like sorry, like that should be dealt with.
Like if you see her again, she's gonna be chill.
So it's like, all right, cool, spoiler.
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So anyways, alright Hudson's, girlfriend's parents are going
to be out for probably the entire night or at least that's
what Hudson's girlfriend said. So she decides that she's going
to make dinner and Hudson's like oh cool, awesome.
And so husband's girlfriend makes the dinner and, you know,
eventually he's like calls down her sister and calls in the
boyfriend. Like, all right, guys dinner's
ready? So, you know, anyways, you know
Hudson, you know, you know, walks over to the dining room.
And, you know, sits down and, you know, the girlfriend sits
down and also the little sister aka the Minecraft kid.
The Minecraft girl sits down and she's like, being super awkward
and making no eye contact at all with you know, Hudson kind of
understandably, right? And all the sudden, you know,
Hudson's girlfriends like, hey, I want to go show you something,
and she looks at the Minecraft girls like, all right, we'll be
right back. And I don't know, I wasn't told
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But anyways, right I wasn't told exactly what the girlfriend told
Hudson. But anyways they come back and
Hudson. Realizes that, you know the
sister the little sister aka the Minecraft girl's face goes from
my face of like I don't know, like I'm feeling very weird like
I like this is awkward to a face of like evil.
Like she has an evil grin on her face, so right away Hudson is
like all right bro this is a little weird.
This is a little strange. I don't know how I feel about
this and he sits down and Is like goes to take a big chug of
water and he takes a big jug of water and immediately, like,
spits it out and the girlfriends like, are you okay?
And he's like, wow, this water is so salty, so the girlfriend
grabs, his water glass sticks, her finger in, it kind of like,
licks, her finger and looks immediately at like, at her
little sister is like, did you do this?
And the little sister is like, yeah, stay away from my big
sister and while looking at Hudson and sure enough.
Right. You know, the Hudsons girlfriend
starts yelling at the little sister like I already told you
to stop being, like, weird. I already told you that, like,
we're like great for each other and just like, you don't have to
like them, but don't be weird about it.
Like, it was strange already enough, that you bopped him over
the head with, like, a foam pickaxe, right?
But now you're trying to make his food taste bad.
Like either way, like, if we're breaking up, it's not because of
you. And like if anything like where
we have a stronger Bond. Now even if that wasn't true,
she just said it right and she's like, you know what, you know
what go up. To your room, the Minecraft
girls. Like, you know what?
Like you don't have any authority over me and, you know,
the old Hudson's girlfriend is like, I don't necessarily but
I'm gonna like, do you really still want to be here when we're
both very mad at you? And the girls like, fine,
whatever. I'm gonna go play bedwars.
Anyways. So the girl goes upstairs and
Hudson turns to like his girlfriend is like, hey, I feel
kind of bad. Like I want to be on at least,
okay? Terms with your sister obviously
like just you going over there wasn't enough, maybe I should go
up in like talk to her and Hudson's girlfriend looks at him
very longingly like like you're so nice.
You're so sweet. Like, that's so kind of you.
Like, she really doesn't deserve it after what you've done or not
after what you've done after what she's done.
But just know that she's she's a little strange sometimes, and
she really doesn't like new people.
And I guess I've never had a boyfriend before or at least
I've never had one come over. So I don't know how she's gonna
react and Hudson's. Like, you know what?
I got it. Don't even worry about it.
I just want to be in good terms. This was a big mistake for
Hudson. Let me just say But anyways,
alright Hudson, you know, finishes up his meal, looks at
his girlfriend and says hey I'll be back in like 10 minutes.
I just want to go talk and she's like, all right, fine.
But please don't get mad at me. If things go wrong and Hudson's
like of course not like I don't blame you at all for any of this
and she's like, all right. Good, thank you so much.
You got such a kind, you're such a kind soul.
You got a big heart like for doing this and Hudson's.
Like all right man. So you know, Hudson walks
upstairs and he knocks on the door a little bit.
He's like hey like hey, can we just talk for a second?
Like I'm not mad or anything. I just want to like, get to know
you a little bit. I want to let you know that I'm
not like some evil, stranger, whatever, and that I'm not some
like, I don't know, some some some Brad type but that's gonna
like play your sister, Whatever. By the way, I know some cool
Brads, it's just a stereotype bro, and it.
Yeah, if you're a brad watching this, you're the good Brad,
right? You're not the bad Brad that I'm
referring to, but anyways. Right, so he knocks on the door
and he's like can you let me in like well we don't have.
To talk for long. I can just be for a minute or
whatever and he hears something like scuffling around, right?
And he's like, okay, well there's definitely someone in
there. He's like, you know, if you
don't want me to like if you don't want me to come in, Just
let me know, right? He said, all right well, I hear
that you're in there. So just say, don't come in if
you want me to not come in and No, no response, right?
So it's like, all right. Well, I'm coming in because I
really do want to talk, right? So anyways, Hudson starts
opening the door slowly opens it up.
And what is in front of the room is bunch of like all these like
clothes all over the place. There's like a whole big gaming
setup, but the light up Mouse the light up keyboard.
It seemed to be in the middle of like just like sitting in the
high pixel Lobby like it seemed like she was on like a game or
whatever and just like quit to the hub and was just sitting
there, dude, okay? Don't take that out of contacts
and high pixel. Like, the Minecraft thing that
I'm playing right now, there's something called the Hub, which
is just like the place where all the games are.
It's not what you dirty, people think.
Oh my God. And anyways, right?
So he just notices like, oh well, she's not in here but I
heard her and like mid-thought right as cuz the doors open and
he scan the entire room. He hears something from behind
the door. So we turns around and he looks
behind the door and the Minecraft girl jumps out from
behind the door and goes raw. Literally tackles this guy And
here's the thing. Hudson wasn't like a massive
football player or something that was like a really big dude
or whatever. But he also was like
Significantly older by a couple years in this, girl, However,
the fact that he wasn't expecting this and like kind of
the element of surprise like he was like he got fumbled by this
girl. He fell over like this girl
knocked him over dude. So he's like on the, on the
floor and like the girlfriend. Here's all this commotions like,
oh my God, like, what's going on?
And the Minecraft, girl has the pickaxe in her hand and starts
going pop pop. So, it's beating like, there's
bopping like Hudson in the face being like stay away from in
every single leg. Word is another Bop of the
Minecraft pickaxe. So stay away from my sister, you
weird. Oh, and Hudson's like stop.
Stop. Like I just wanted to talk to
you to prove that I wasn't weird like who's being the weirdo here
like me or the girl that literally lured me into her room
to attack me with a Minecraft pickaxe like who's being the
weird one here, dude? But anyways.
Right, you know, Hudson's girlfriend, walks up the stairs
like oh my God. What is going on here?
And, you know, the Minecraft? Was like I'm like defending you
from this weirdo freak. Like he wanted to talk to me,
hahaha little. Did he know that I was like,
hiding waiting for him to come like I'm gonna I pounced on him.
I'm attacking him right now. So Hudson's girlfriend, kind of
like grabs like the Minecraft girl and rips her off a Hudson
and Hudson gets up like whoa. Okay.
Not exactly what I was expecting.
Right? And the Minecraft and the
Hudsons girlfriend's like, like Minecraft girl says her.
Like actual name, right? Minecraft girl like this is like
I've told you again and again, like just stay away from him.
He's totally fine. He just wanted to come up and
talk to you. I didn't even tell him to do
this, he just wanted to make things right with you.
He's got such a big heart and all you do is like just attack
him and you're mean to him. Like why on Earth are you doing
this? And the Minecraft, girl goes
very silent. And you can see that her fists
start to ball up and Hudson's like oh God what's coming up
next? Dude.
Like what lucky surprise am I about to receive?
Like and sure enough, the Minecraft girl is like, if you
can't see the truth, then you're lost to me too.
Like, some real Cryptids, cryptic stuff, bro.
And in the middle of like Hudson's, girlfriend saying,
what are you saying? The Minecraft girl starts like
flailing attacking like Hudson's girlfriend with the pickaxe and
pushes her. And it's like, you don't
understand that. What I'm doing is for the best
of you. So, if you don't understand it,
I'm gonna make you understand, it's just like a tanking her
with the Minecraft pickaxe pushing her against the wall and
once again, Hudson's girlfriend. Well, Hudson girlfriend was kind
of petite, like she was definitely kind of small, but
she was at least bigger than the Minecraft girl, who was younger
than her. So, after being like thrown
against the wall because she was so thrown off guard by like she
did not expect her sister to just straight up like a Tacker
out of the blue. She eventually like pushes back
and it's like, what are you doing, your insane?
And the Minecraft girl like, kind of like pushes both of them
away from her being like I'm doing this for the best of like
for the best of Both of you like stay away from my sister and
like turns her sister. You got to start having a brain
on you and Hudson. Looks at her and says like dude
oh my God. And you know Hudson's
girlfriends like fine and looks at Hudson, says we should
probably go and the Minecraft girls like yes, yes, I won.
You're breaking up with them and Hudson's girlfriend turns to her
and he's like, no, you're being crazy.
We're gonna go have a good time without you in the house or
without you here and Hudson's girlfriend's.
Like sure, whatever go and break up with him.
I know it's coming. So anyways, Hudson is walked
down like Hudson's girlfriend, holds Hudson's hand is like,
walking him down the stairs like I am.
So so sorry. Once again like sorry times a
billion. I I don't understand like I knew
she was kind of crazy like I know she was a little bit weird
and a little psycho but like isn't every 14 year old girl or
little sister, right? But this is this is absurd.
And she says you know what, this day doesn't have to be bad.
So you know, Ways you know Hudson's girlfriend's parents
eventually come back Hudson's girlfriend real quickly explains
what happens and they're like oh my God, we're gonna punch your
sister for this and Hudson's girlfriends like, you know, you
guys can do whatever you want. But can I just ask for a favor?
And they say sure what's up? They say, can you just drive us
to go get ice cream? So this story ends off pretty
well because Hudson and his girlfriend just end up getting
ice cream. Nice relaxing.
And no crazy Minecraft for a girl to room the day.
We get a story of a Minecraft kid that gets angry at his
teacher. So decides that, you know, his
revenge will be farting in the teacher's face and then going
completely insane. This is probably when the
weirdest stories I have ever received.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories.
And let's call today's subscriber Noah.
So this all happens. One day when Noah is this
chilling in his class, and there's another guy in his
class, and we're gonna call this guy, the Minecraft kid because
he's obsessed with Minecraft, he's always wearing the creeper,
hoodie. You already know how it goes and
Ally, right? If you like Minecraft this
video. Was not against you because bro,
I love Minecraft. Look at the background gameplay.
But anyways, right, so Noah was just chilling in class and he
looks to like his left and directly like to the next of
him. Directly adjacent to him, is the
Minecraft kid and him, and the Minecraft kid weren't like best
friends or anything, but he had nothing necessarily against the
Minecraft kid and the teacher was beginning, beginning the
lecture on whatever was he sees the Minecraft kid?
You know he had his computer out because everyone had their
computers out. It was like sixth grade and that
was like, the first time that like, you know, they were giving
School computers or whatever, Chromebooks, or I don't even
know. He had his computer out though,
and like you could have your school gave him Chromebook or
School issued Chromebook or you can bring your own computer.
So, with the Minecraft kid, you know, brought his gaming
computer and the difference with today and any other day is Noah
looked over, and saw the Minecraft kid reach into his
backpack, pull out a mouse pad in a gaming mouse.
You know, one of those like gaming mice that like all light
up and glowing. All That stuff.
Yeah, he whipped out one of those and if the first snow is
like, oh, he just wants to use a like a mouse and said the
trackpad. Like that's totally
understandable. Trackpad sucks.
I 100% agree. And anyways, right?
You know, Noah doesn't even really pay that much attention.
And that is until he hears the Minecraft.
Soundtrack, super super loud. Minecraft.
Soundtrack is beautiful. I've actually like gone to sleep
to it a couple times on Spotify. That's that's beyond the point,
right? Anyways?
Right. So Noah is like, you realize is
that the Minecraft kid next to him is not only, like, not
really caring that, you know, he has his entire gaming setup out.
He also just doesn't care that Minecraft music is blessed and
away and sure, enough, right? You know, you hear the Minecraft
sound track, you hear the walking footsteps and Minecraft,
do you hear him beating up some chicken and the chicken making
like squeaking noises or whatever?
And so no is like, oh my God, like this kid's gonna get in a
town in trouble. But sure, enough right.
The music was Is so loud that the teacher like turns around
and like looks at like the Minecraft and it's like,
Minecraft kid like turn down that music like you can't be
playing music in class, so the teacher didn't realize this was
just like music to a video game. The teacher just thought that
the Minecraft kid was playing like music in class which, you
know, sometimes kids have like, tried to like listen to music,
but normally they'd use headphones or whatever and the
teacher says, hey, no listening to music in class.
You got to be paying attention. So the teacher kind of doesn't
think anything more of it and goes back to their work.
And so the Minecraft kid, sure enough just turns off the
volume, but keeps on playing Minecraft and it's super obvious
because he's like, whipping his like, Mouse around and like,
clicking really fast and doing all this stuff and I'll see if
the teacher paid like, really close attention.
He would realize that the Minecraft kid was not just
listening to music, but was not listening to music at all, but
instead was playing a video game with music in the background.
So, anyways right now is like, dude, this kid's gonna get
caught and sure enough. Right, you know, the Minecraft
kid, I think, in the beginning was playing like normal
Minecraft but then he goes On to one of those servers, I think
he's playing Bed Wars or something.
And this kid is like really good at bad Wars and when you're
really good at Bed Wars, A lot of times you'll be clicking
super fast so that you can place more blocks or maybe when you're
fighting someone you take less knockback and you might get more
hits. So this kid starts butterfly
clicking, which is when you take two fingers and rapidly slam
your mouse with it. And sure enough.
Right. The kid in the middle of class
starts spamming his mouths like and no I was just like dude
that's so loud. And sure enough the teacher
turns around is like hey Minecraft kid.
Are you playing video games in class and the Minecraft kid
legitimately keeps on clicking because apparently he's in the
middle of like a fighter or something like a PVP fight and
keeps on clicking ignores the teacher for a good 10 seconds,
the teacher looks at him in disbelief, in the Minecraft kid
looks up and he's like, huh? The teachers like shut off your
like shut off your computer. You're not allowed to be playing
video games in class. First you're listening to music.
Now, you're playing. Video games, like that's super
disrespectful and distracting, you're not just distracting
yourself, you're distracting everyone else in the class and
that is totally not fair for them and he said and then the
teacher followed up by saying Minecraft kid.
You're in super thin ice turn off like your video game.
So the Minecraft Kit is like whatever man.
And like you know closest the computer like turns like
closest, the computer screen, whatever, and kind of like
slumps back in his chair with his arms cross because man he
just you know he was he wanted to play Minecraft, he didn't
want to pay attention to what whatever was going on in class,
right? So this point Noah thinks that
the Minecraft kid is done, being stupid and class but Noah was
very very wrong to say the least because anyways right.
No it kind of goes back to paying attention to the class,
you know, trying to like take some notes.
He's trying to do well in this class and then Noah to his
surprise. Here's clicking noises and he's
like all right there's no chance that like the Minecraft kid is
back to playing his video game. But sure enough, the Minecraft
kid. Taken out his computer again and
went back to playing bedwars. And once again he's on his Mouse
going blah, like clicking it literally as fast as he possibly
could, and that he's not being slick, he's not being like
anything. Like he's not being clever or
anything like that because the teacher immediately turns around
is like, Minecraft kid. I told you like you can't be
playing video games in class. I already told you.
You were on super thin ice. Like that's it.
If you can't, like, pay attention and you're going to be
distracting everyone else, then you can't be in this class, go
to the principals and like, principal's office and she'll
deal with you. And the Minecraft kid just looks
at him, says, what did you say to me and the teachers, like, no
backtalk, go to the principal's office now.
And from here, on things were about to get much much worse.
But real quick comment, Minecraft down below if you want
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not to do that. Wink, wink, wink, wink nod
smile. Anyways, back to the story, this
is where it gets crazy. So this point the teacher has
told the Minecraft kid that, you know, he needs to go to the
principal's office right now. In the Minecraft, kid is not
happy about this at all and so sure enough, you know, the
teacher, let me just paint the picture for you guys.
The teacher is sitting down at their desk, at their chair,
whatever, right. And the Minecraft kid walks up
to go to like the door to leave the class.
Presumably right. You know, because he, you know,
he has to go to the principals and what ever, right?
So he walks up to the front of the class.
At this point everyone has kind of Been paying attention Noah's
like wow, like this kid, you know, whatever.
I mean if you the punishment fits the crime, if you're being
an idiot like play stupid games except expect stupid
consequences like it is or expect stupid prizes.
That's the actual phrase that my fault but anyways right the
Minecraft kid does, something absolutely crazy because he
walks up to the front of the class and he slows down as soon
as he gets to his teacher and the teachers like keep moving
principal's offices that way. And as soon as the teacher says,
keep moving the principal office is that way the Minecraft kid
runs over to the teacher and the teacher remember is sitting down
and sitting down at a pretty low desk slash chair and the
Minecraft kid stands, like whips out a chair.
Puts it down, from the teacher and the teacher is in the middle
saying, hey and the Minecraft kids steps on the chair turns
around and rips, the biggest fart, you've ever heard in the
teachers face. Like this is the most ridiculous
thing Noah has ever seen in his life and his head.
He was like, hey what? Was just as shocked the teachers
just like in a state of disbelief, also a state of like
stink because, like man, the Minecraft kid was eating like,
Mega like, like, I don't know. He was eating like premiums for
the last seven months before doing this fart, bro.
I swear to God, like Noah said, he could like legit, like smell
it from being like 20 feet away and then the teachers like, oh,
Oh God in the Minecraft kids like yeah and yeah, and then
runs away. So the teacher is now steaming
mad because he's got this big old fart.
That was this like landed in his face.
This kid is destroying this entire class, so now the
Minecraft kid is like, Catch Me If You Can and starts running
around the class and the teacher is so mad right now.
Like the teacher is so angry, so the teacher starts sprinting
after the kid and the Minecraft kid is like and it starts like
running around the class pushing over chairs to make it harder
for the teacher to get and the teachers.
Like that's it, you're gonna you're gonna be you're gonna be
suspended for so long, you'll be lucky.
If you don't get expelled I'm calling up your parents and I'm
riding a full report and Noah and everyone else in that class
was just sending their with their mouths dropped super like
his, their mouths, dropped open to the floor.
They were just like, what is going on like, oh my God, like I
knew this kid was a little weird, but seriously, what is
going on right now? Now so the Minecraft kid is
sprinting around the class kind of doing like so you know like
football where you kind of like cite them out.
Then you go the other way and the teacher is kind of lumbering
around like every second that you're running everything that
you're pushing over every like millisecond that you're not like
obeying me and going to the principle's office.
Your punishment is increasing by 100%, which really doesn't make
a lot of sense because there's a cat like, you can't really
punish someone Beyond expelling them.
So what's like three hundred thousand percent Beyond
expelled? I don't really know.
You tell me. So anyways, right?
The Minecraft because like you and then eventually write the
Minecraft kid accidentally like trips on something the Minecraft
could Falls. And at this point the teacher is
made made up enough ground to grab the Minecraft kid by the
hood of his by like the Scruff of his creeper hoodie and it's
like you are coming with me in the entire Class is so silent.
As this is, the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen in
their life. And Noah is this like, oh my
god, do I have, do I have a story to tell my mom?
So, anyways, the Minecraft kid is being dragged up by his
creeper hoodie and all four legs are flailing.
He's like, no no. And then like the teacher goes
out the door, slams it shut. The entire class is silent.
No one's mumbling. You would have thought that
people would have been like. Wow.
Wow, that was crazy, guys. I wonder what's it?
No. Nope, it was dead, silent.
Nobody uttered a word. And because of this silence,
they were able to hear very clearly.
The teacher yelled. Hey, get back here.
And within about 20 seconds of them, hearing the teacher yelled
that they once again. See the class door slam open in
the Minecraft. Kid with his like his hair, all
messed up and his clothes all kind of like ripped up a little
bit, runs into the classroom slams, the door shut and then
locks it because for some reason, this door locks from the
inside, which actually, I guess that does make sense but he
locks it from the inside. You didn't need a key, you just
need to press something. The Minecraft kid goes over to
the teachers desk, after locking the door, literally takes his
foot and kicks off. Everything and King including
like a 500 dollar Chromebook, right?
That kind of breaks on the floor, all the books, fall over
the teachers coffee mug flies off the task and like smashes on
the floor and the Minecraft kid steps on the teacher's chair and
then steps on the desk and Is like attention.
I mean, dude he didn't really need to say attention to get
their attention because literally everyone was paying
attention to this guy at this point.
The Minecraft kid goes on to declare himself as the ruler of
the class and that he is now the dictator and they must do what
he says and everyone in the class is just like completely
silent because they're just so shocked by the chain of events
that just happened and the Minecraft kid says, now as ruler
the class, you must refer to me as Lord.
You will not call me by my name was called Joseph.
You will not call me by my name. Joseph.
You will only call me below. Lord, and everyone in the class
is just like Ha this has been like they're just like what
happened in the last seven minutes of this class.
How did we get from learning about the quadratic equation to
this, to having a kid like fart in the teacher's face, run away
from them, close the door, slam all their stuff off the desk and
declare himself. Ruler the class.
How did we get here? So anyways right.
You know they're basically held hostage by the Minecraft kid
because you know, sure enough like people come to the door.
They're slamming on it. They're like hey let us in the
Minecraft is like nobody go. Nobody go to that door.
Like nobody dare do it. And one kid is like, hey, like I
got to go to the bathroom because at this point, you know,
they were kind of like accepting that the Minecraft kid was the
defect over ruler at least for the next, like, 10 minutes or
so, and, you know, the Minecraft kids like, no, that's
treacherous, you just want to let them in and the kids like,
dude, no. Like, I really got a pee and my
Have kids like that, too bad. You should have thought of that
before. I took over and the kids like
bro. Like how would I know that any
of this nonsense was gonna happen?
The Minecraft kid is like yeah too bad.
So sad. So this point Joseph was sitting
or no not Joseph sorry that's the name.
I gave the Minecraft kid. At this point, know what was
sitting in class and he was getting like, kind of like he
was getting pretty upset, he just didn't want to deal with,
you know, the Minecraft kid anymore.
He was like, this kid is a menace.
He's totally insane. The thing is Noah's actually
trying to pay attention in class, like, Noah is trying to
like, get his grave back because he was struggling on the first
couple of tests. So he was really committing to
learning the material and as he was getting kind of angry that
he was kind of being robbed into this experience.
As funny as you thought it was, he really didn't want to like
have to deal with this much longer.
So, Noah was thinking to himself, all right.
There are most likely security guards at the door.
If not, some kind of adult, they can help us in the situ.
Equation. Because for the last couple of
minutes or so, people have been slamming on the door.
Let us in Minecraft kid or Joseph lettuce.
And Joseph, like you've got a lettuce in man.
Your punishment will be worse or it will be worth.
Your punishment will be worse the longer this is.
And so you know, at this point Noah is like all right, I think
I'm just gonna make a dash for it but I gotta cover it up.
So this crazy kid doesn't like fart attack me or something.
Like I don't know what he's gonna do.
I don't want freaking pink eye, bro.
Like that's disgusting. So no was like, Hey, like you
might if I sharpen my pencil in the Minecraft kids, not the
brightest man ever. So he's like, sure hasn't go
ahead and he's like, wait, no. And then was like, dude.
What? He's like ask me again but you
must refer to me as Lord. And and no one has like all
right, this kid, freaking sucks but I'm about to ruin him.
So yeah, whatever he wants for his next, 30 seconds of
rulership. So he's like my Lord, you mind,
if I sharpen my pencil and the Minecraft kid is like, hmm.
Iron peasants go ahead and like the Minecraft kid is like
sitting on the desk and he's kind of made it like a king like
a kind of like a king thrown in a sense and everyone is kind of
like whispering to each other, like going on their phones, like
trying to like contact people but sure enough right.
Noah kind of walks up in his very calmly, walking towards the
you know the pencil sharpener which was on the other side of
the room of the door, it was towards the front of the room,
which means he didn't have to do a massive Sprint, but it was
kind of on the other side. So he's walking very slowly to
the prince of the pencil sharpener.
And that's when he's able to look out the door and sure
enough. There are like he sees the
outlines of two pretty big guys. He's like, all right.
These are the security officers and you know as the Minecraft
kid is like disciplining. Someone being like no you must
refer to me is Lord because they asked a question or something
that no one realized that. That was his moment that was his
opportunity. So he changes Direction
incredibly quickly. Towards the door.
And the Minecraft kid is like peasant.
What are you doing? And at that point, Noah goes to
the door quickly. Unlocks it opens it up steps
aside in two big security guards run into the room and they just
grabbed the Minecraft kid in the Minecraft.
Kids like? No, my peasants fight for me.
I have been a great ruler. I've been a great king.
Know, and he's dragged out. And at this point, right?
The teacher Returns the classroom completely out of
breath. Her hair is all frizzled up and
she's just like class. I don't think I have it in me to
finish the class. Today, I will like allow you
guys to have recess or break period.
I will have to monitor you guys. Please don't ask me to do
anything. I just don't, I don't have that.
I don't have the energy or willpower, right now, in the
entire class was very understanding as this, you know,
when you go to teacher school, when you take the final exam,
the final exam for being a teacher, there's no final like,
you trick question of like, what do you do?
If a Minecraft kid farts in your face and then literally starts a
coup and takes control your classroom.
That's not on the final exam, that's not in the job
description. So everyone was pretty.
They're pretty forgiving. What ends up happening?
However, is the teacher doesn't like monitor them.
The teacher just gets another person to watch after them
because the teachers, actually going to the hospital, because
their eyes, and her entire face were feeling weird.
What ended up happening was both the teacher ended up getting
like had to go to the hospital and got like pink.
I like a very severe case and got like an eye infection.
She's totally fine now, apparently, but when the
Minecraft kids farted in her face, all these like, gross
disgusting germs got in there and it could have been really
bad. And because of all the nonsense
of the Minecraft kid was doing, he was suspended for two entire
weeks. Honestly, he's lucky that he
didn't get expelled, but he was also afterwards after those two
weeks were up, he was invited back to the classroom and he had
to also during those two weeks, right?
Of paper saying why what he did was wrong and apologized to
everyone. And he was forced to read that
in front of the entire class, and Noah tells me that it was
probably the most awkward experience in the video Once
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Today we get a story of a Minecraft kid who actually ends
up smashing. This guy's iPad out of rage and
frustration. It's a pretty crazy story, so
subscribe if you like Story videos, and let's call today's
subscriber who sent in the story.
Let's call him Thomas. So this all started at recess
when there is kind of like a big debate.
Like for some reason, Thomas's school like all the kids in his
grade like to have put on like debates at recess, like I don't
know, do they were all in fifth grade so I I kind of feel like
they're a little young to be doing something like this, but
it's still pretty cool. So, like one day they would
debate which TV show is better, right?
Regular Show or Adventure Time. Personally, I love the both, but
I think Regular Show Takes the Cake.
Please don't destroy me in the comments section but today, they
had a debate of Minecraft versus Roblox and Thomas didn't really
play Minecraft that much. But he was, he was pretty big
when it came to Roblox. And there was another kid who
was known as the Minecraft kid as he would play and talk about
Minecraft. And where Minecraft?
Merge and have like Minecraft stuffed animals in class and
literally have every single thing, Minecraft possible.
I mean, even his pencils had like a creeper skin on them and
the thing is right? There's nothing wrong with like,
a Minecraft that much. I mean, I love the game.
It's probably one of my favorite games.
If not my favorite game. Look at the background of
today's video even but anyways, right, Thomas, and the Minecraft
kid, they kind of like, take the the main role for each of The
Debaters of Minecraft versus Roblox, which is a better game.
And the thing is, right, it actually starts to get a bit
heated because I mean, Thomas is kind of just doing it for fun,
but the Minecraft kid is speaking out of passion.
He's speaking out of the heart, he is trying to defend something
that he believes in and he believes with all of his heart
that Minecraft is the greatest game of all time.
And anyone who questions him shall suffer his wrath or along
those lines. I don't totally know dude.
So anyways, right, Thomas in the Minecraft, kids start going at
it and the thing is, Right? Thomas is kinds of finds it kind
of funny because the thing is, right?
Every single day, That they have these debates, it's never super
serious. And no one really takes it that
seriously and like if you are on the opposite side of someone
that you're debating, you're still friends with them and you
literally don't even care. Like none of these topics are
actually that deep including this one.
However the Minecraft kid takes this all very very personally
and he's like I don't like to hear all this Minecraft
disrespect from you and Thomas is kind of like trolling a
little bit. He's having a little bit too
much fun here and he decides to like pretend, as if he's super
cares about like Roblox being better and that he thinks
Minecraft is a terrible game to be honest.
Minecraft is, Thomas is second favorite game.
He just doesn't play as much nearly as much as Roblox, but he
just decides to like, put on the the Persona of have completely
hating Minecraft. Just because he knows it'll
completely like make the top. He'll make it'll make the
Minecraft kids like, super angry.
So Thomas is like, you know what, I don't even think they're
Roblox is a better game than Minecraft.
I think a Minecraft is a trash game.
And this makes the Minecraft kid gets super, super mad.
Minecraft Kit is all like, you think, what, what did you say to
me? What is the disrespect coming
out of your mouth? I am sure.
I didn't hear you, right? I'm almost positive.
I didn't hear you, right, because you're not disrespecting
the greatest game of all time which I kind of agree with.
But not the disrespect part, just to kind of like the
greatest game of all time part and he's like, you're gonna pay
for this. Not like this disrespect.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it in the
Minecraft. Kid turns all the other people
on the team because basically they would break up into two
teams, they would have one person debating but everyone on
the side like they would kind of choose a side and stand there,
kind of cheer them on. It was kind of like a fun little
thing. It wasn't taking too seriously
but when the Minecraft kid turns back to all the kids saying like
don't you think this disrespect his unbelievable and just like
he should be punished. All the other kids are like bro.
It's simply not that deep. It really is just not that
serious man. Like I don't know how else to
say it. It's just not that deep it's as
it's really just paper thin. If you know what?
I'm it's just who cares in the Minecraft gets like no, this
disrespect It will not be tolerated.
Anymore. And so he goes up to Thomas and
kind of like walks away from his people.
He walks up to Thomas. He's like I will give you one
more chance to take back the disrespect and Thomas is like
No, Minecraft sucks. LOL, remember, Thomas doesn't
even believe this. He just thinks.
It's funny how mad the Minecraft kid is getting the Minecraft kid
is like, fine. Then you will pay any runs away.
And Thomas is like, bro, what is this kid on about?
And the Minecraft kid can is gone for like five whole minutes
and you know Thomas is just chilling with the other people
and they're all kind of talking about like bro the Minecraft
kid. Really lost it.
He really cares way too much about this like, oh my God and
that's when the Minecraft kid reappears with a massive smile
on his face. And Thomas is iPad in his hand
and Thomas is just like, bro. Like why you take my iPad out of
my backpack because Thomas like, you know, he was sometimes play
on his iPad after school and like sometimes some of the kids
because Thomas was picked up a little bit later because his mom
just, you know, his his like, his mom's work, got out later
and there's a few other kids who had the same situation, so they
would sometimes play iPad games or do Up on the iPad after
school. So Thomas would always bring it
in with them in the Minecraft. Kid is like I'm confiscating
this for the disrespect against Minecraft and Thomas is like
bro. Like we were just messing
around. Like this is just a fun debate,
like why you taking it so seriously.
Also you can't take my stuff, bro.
Like you just can't like NAB my stuff like that.