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How's it going everyone? 
I hope you're. 

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Having a pretty good day because
today we got some very, very, 

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very interesting stories to tell
you guys. 

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Also, if I have a random cough, 
I'm I'm mostly over whatever I 

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just had but so little sick. 
So sit back, relax, subscribe to

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the channel if you are new, and 
let's just jump right into it. 

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Let's call the subscriber 
submitted the first story, 

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Lucas. 
By the way, you can submit your 

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own stories to me on Instagram 
or Twitter. 

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They're both in the description.
Just submit them to my DMS. 

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That's all you got to do. 
So anyways, I'm not going to cut

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that out. 
I'm trying to keep this 

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interesting. 
So anyways, Lucas was in, we're 

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going to say he was in the 5th 
grade. 

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I know that he was younger, I 
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was, but this is very 5th 
grader, This is very 5th grader 

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type something, you know, So 
Lucas was in the 5th grade and 

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Lucas, sorry about that. 
Lucas had some friends and one 

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of the friends we're going to 
call Ben. 

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And Ben was the the kid who did 
the thing in the title of this 

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video, and probably the reason 
why you clicked into this video 

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because it is so ridiculous. 
It is literally so ridiculous. 

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But anyways, sparkling water. 
By the way, I I don't drink 

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adult lemonade or anything like 
that. 

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So sure enough, you know they're
all sitting around one day and 

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they were getting tests handed 
back to them and this teacher 

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was not nice to them. 
I don't know if you guys have 

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had teachers like this, but for 
example, my stats class last 

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year, the average of a midterm 
was a 68 and I was like, OK, 

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we're getting a curve, right? 
Of course we're getting a curve.

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Come to class, the teacher says 
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went. 
He's satisfied with the average 

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being basically a fail. 
He said no curve. 

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So I feel for this person, 
right, because it's Lucas and 

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all of his friends, they're 
sitting around and they get 

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their tests back and the results
aren't good. 

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But specifically, Ben is did not
get the result he wanted. 

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I mean, Ben, like, practically 
failed the. 

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I think he actually did. 
He probably did actually fail. 

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Not just practically failed, but
yeah, so Ben failed. 

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Everyone else practically 
failed. 

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Lucas did way below what he 
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And they, you know, always to an
extent, it's on you. 

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But also in this case, it very 
much felt like the teacher was, 

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you know, doing this to them on 
purpose for some reason, right. 

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And you know, so Tom, not Tommy.
That's the guy. 

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In the next story Ben Lucas and 
all of his other friends were 

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sitting around at lunch and you 
know Ben who got, you know the 

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failing grade and was extra 
upset started to go off about 

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how you know oh Mr. Davenport 
we'll call the teacher Mr. 

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Davenport because I always call 
the secondary character Ben and 

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the teacher dab Mr. or misses 
Davenport Oh Mr. Davenport so 

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mean to me like he just, you 
know he always gives me the 

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worst grades. 
So he's giving all of us the 

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worst grades. 
Like we got to get back at him 

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like we got to like prank him 
somehow And all the other kids 

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including Lucas the subscriber 
who submitted this story kind of

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was just like no dude, we don't 
need to do that. 

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We we really don't need to do 
that. 

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Like, that's like, yes, if I was
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We put a, you know, whoopee 
cushion under his chair and then

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get, you know, suspended for a 
day or something. 

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I don't know. 
But they say, now, you know 

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what? 
We just got to do Well in this 

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class. 
It's just one of these classes. 

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We just got to like, buckle down
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Sure. 
He's like a very annoying 

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grader. 
We don't like him as a teacher. 

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But basically all the kids came 
to the conclusion of no, we 

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can't prank him. 
Like, that's only going to get 

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us in more trouble, which IA 
100% agree it's going to feel 

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good for a second and then 
you're just going to be in so 

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much more trouble. 
It's just not worth the 

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headache. 
And everyone was saying, like, 

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OK, that's a good idea. 
Everyone except Lucas. 

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Everyone besides Lucas was like 
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And today, just so you know, was
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having a big sleepover that 
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It's important for you guys, for
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kids sitting around are friends,
Lucas, Ben and some other kids. 

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So let's skip ahead to Saturday 
night and Ben gets or Lucas gets

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a text from Ben saying, hey man,
I don't even know if I can show 

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up to the sleepover tonight. 
And Lucas was like, oh man, like

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what's good? 
Like why can't you show up? 

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And he's like, my mom's so upset
with the grade that she's like, 

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considering I have to stay in on
the weekends to go, like, just 

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do my sorry, I have to stay in 
on weekends just to do my 

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homework the entire time or 
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And Ben says hey, but my dad's 
fighting for me, so we'll see 

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how it goes. 
It turns out that, you know, 

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after talking for a while, Ben's
dad is able to convince Ben's 

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mom that, you know, depriving 
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especially just over 1 poor test
grade one. 

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You know, Ben was very clear 
that he says, oh, everyone did 

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poorly and the teacher's a jerk,
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You know, Ben's mom wasn't happy
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depriving her kids time of human
interaction probably wasn't 

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going to solve the problem, 
which I've never understood when

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parents are like, Oh my God, 
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Yeah, maybe for hanging out with
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Oh, let's actually, I don't 
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I like, let's like. 
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Let's skip school. 
All the time. 

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Sure, fine. 
But most cases, depriving your 

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kid of, like, human interaction 
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them, you know, the state where 
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homework or something like that.
So anyways, what's important is 

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that Ben does show up to the 
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And, you know, so they all, you 
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the sleepover was that none of 
them were allowed to watch South

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Park. 
I don't know if you guys have 

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seen South Park before, but it's
a show and I wasn't allowed to 

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see it for a very long time 
because there's a lot of stuff 

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in it that I can understand why 
my mom was like, Nah, you're not

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seeing that. 
I'm sorry. 

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It's just not happening. 
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I get it. 
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to see South Park. 
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grade or something. 
And they all decided that at the

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sleepover that they were all 
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going to watch South Park and it
was going to be like the best 

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thing ever. 
And they were going to do it 

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when the parents went to bed and
they, you know, they're going to

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sneak downstairs or whatever, 
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And so sure enough, it's time, 
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downstairs, it's, you know, it's
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The parents have gone to bed. 
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friends. 
They turn on the TV, they turn 

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it up like one volume bar, but 
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the way because they don't want 
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And sure enough, they go on 
Comedy Central at the right time

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in an episode of South Park is 
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It's very important that I add 
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specific episode is playing this
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If you don't know, there's a 
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Cartman. 
Cartman is not the greatest role

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model, and it this is the 
episode where Cartman craps on 

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the desk, which inspires what is
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So basically you don't need to 
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happened. 
But Cartman trying to get 

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himself in trouble, he wants to 
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detention, is very desperate to 
do so, walks up on his teacher's

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desk and craps all over it. 
And he's like craps in your 

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like, I just crap in your desk 
what you can do about it. 

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And he gets in trouble, of 
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And the problem was most of the 
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That's ridiculous. 
Don't. 

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Don't do that to your teacher. 
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Please don't. 
Please don't watch this video 

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and then go on to do something 
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Please. 
It's all I ask. 

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It's all it's the it's the bare 
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Guys. 
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understand that, who thought it 
was the greatest thing he's ever

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seen was Ben. 
Remember, Ben was the most angry

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at his teacher for giving him a 
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Ben was the one who wanted to 
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Ben will seek because now he has
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Now he understands what he must 
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So while watching this, Ben 
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hilarious if one of us did this 
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Like, he would totally deserve 
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And all the kids were laughing. 
They were like, yeah, dude, 

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you're totally right not 
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You know when your friend says 
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disagree to it because it's like
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Of course it's not actually, you
don't actually expect they're 

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going to do that. 
You just think it's funny, 

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right? 
You just think it's funny. 

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So everyone was like, yeah, well
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Not actually expecting Ben to be
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I OK, let's skip to Monday. 
This is where things start to 

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get really interesting. 
So sure enough you know it is 

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Monday and it is class time and 
the teacher, you know Mr. 

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Davenport starts talking about 
how everyone didn't do so well 

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in the last exam and that like 
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work on it. 
And they says, I know that a lot

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of you did did try. 
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material that I need to cover 
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view in the next class. 
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totally understand. 
Sometimes teachers just put 

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material on there just to be 
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class for like a very 
competitive major, I truly don't

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understand why you'd want to do 
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However, in some circumstances 
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class maybe like if you take 
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You need to know certain topics,
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well, you need to be tested on 
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Fair enough. 
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Davenport was saying. 
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him. 
All Ben heard was that like, I 

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hate you guys and I failed you 
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Ha ha ha. 
So Ben, after after Mr. 

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Davenport has his big long rant 
about like Oh well you know, 

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I'll make sure to teach you. 
Like please be honest when you 

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guys don't understand something 
I'll be more transparent about 

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what's going on in the tests. 
Stuff like that. 

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Never saying that he's like oh I
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Just being like I'll try and 
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after that whole thing then 
raises his hand and he asked the

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teacher like, but do you feel 
bad about like giving us all bad

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grade which everyone's heads 
kind of turned because that was 

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kind of a weird thing to say. 
Like that was. 

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I mean it was on everyone's 
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Don't get me wrong. 
It was on everyone's mind. 

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However this is kind of a very 
awkward and it just was very it 

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wasn't fitting for a kid to say 
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And the teacher, who was a 
little bit taken aback, a little

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bit, was like, oh, I get, like, 
I'm sorry. 

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Like, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry 
you guys didn't do as well as we

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all hoped. 
But there's many more tests in 

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the future. 
And unfortunately, this was not 

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a sufficient answer to Ben, 
apparently, because Ben, I I 

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don't know why. 
You know, the teacher was 

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sitting up his at his desk and 
Ben ran up to the front of the 

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room and the teacher had a book 
bag. 

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You know, there's like briefcase
book bags, right? 

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You know, this kind of like 
briefcase type. 

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You know this bag, you just 
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Maybe it's like a laptop bag, I 
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And Ben goes to the front of the
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I think you guys can understand 
what's happening next. 

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But he goes to the front of the 
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He steps on top of it. 
He like, pulls it out from under

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the teacher's desk, the the 
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Just so he's just so stunned at 
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time to speak. 
And Ben pulls down his pants and

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it was so incredibly quick what 
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probably thought that he's been 
saving that up for months, which

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is quite impressive, right? 
But not not impressive in a good

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way. 
You. 

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I'm not impressed by this. 
Guys don't do this. 

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But yeah, in front of everyone 
just does #2 on his book bag. 

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And then Ben afterwards 
immediately starts laughing and 

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he's like, that's what you got 
for failing us. 

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Ha ha ha. 
And he expected everyone else in

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the class to start laughing 
because he did the lull funny 

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from South Park. 
Nobody was laughing. 

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Dead silence. 
In fact, it was shock and 

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horror, right? 
It was like the most silent that

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room has ever been. 
Except the times when nobody is 

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in the room. 
No one was laughing at this guy,

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man. 
And this point, you know, Mr. 

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Davenport, after being so 
shocked of seeing what happened,

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starts to realize what you know 
what just transpired. 

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He's like, oh, my God. 
Like this is like, this is 

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insane. 
Like, I all this kind of stuff. 

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Like, you can't like, Oh my God,
he's pretty. 

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He's pretty messed up. 
He's like, hey, like, you got to

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go to the front office right 
now. 

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There's no exceptions. 
Like, you need to go right now. 

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And Ben's starting to realize 
how ridiculous what he was doing

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immediately. 
He's like, yes, I'm sorry, I'll 

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go, I'll go. 
And Lucas turns to his friend 

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because one of the other friends
that was at the sleepover was in

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his class and he was sitting 
next to him. 

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And Ben was sitting on the other
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But obviously he got up to go to
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the other Lucas talked to the 
other friend and he's like, 

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dude, was that because of us? 
Like was that because of the 

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episode we watched And the 
friend's like, dude, remember 

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when he said, wouldn't it be 
funny if he did this And and 

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Lucas is like, Oh my God. 
And we said, yes, this is our 

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fault. 
All right. 

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So the story the subscribers 
submitted, the next story, we're

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going to call him Tommy. 
And this is a very classic tale 

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that happens in middle school 
and high school. 

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And it's just a cautionary tale 
of someone trying to be cool and

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they end up just completely that
they they get in trouble for it 

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and they they kind of deserve, 
you know, what comes to them. 

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But you'll see what I mean real 
quick. 

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If you made it this far into the
video, comment Lucas down below.

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Yeah, I can't think of anything 
else. 

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Thank you guys for watching the 
videos recently, especially when

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I haven't been active. 
I, you know, had some kind of 

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sickness type thing. 
I don't even know what it was, 

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but I'm pretty much done now. 
So you might hear some voice 

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cracks and all that kind of 
stuff. 

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But otherwise I'm. 
I'm doing pretty good. 

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Thanks for all your concern in 
the comments. 

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I do appreciate it. 
I appreciate you guys care about

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me. 
It makes me feel good. 

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But yeah, if you want to listen 
to this on Spotify, all the 

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episodes are posted there. 
I'm a little bit behind, but 

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most cases, episodes will be 
posted to three hours early on 

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there. 
Submit stories to me on Twitter 

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or Instagram. 
It's in the description. 

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You just have to DM me there. 
And please be following me too. 

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I might see a good story and be 
like, wow, you don't follow me. 

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Wow, man. 
OK, I'm not posting the story, 

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but make sure you follow me on 
there. 

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But anyways, that's all I want 
to say and let's just get right 

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into the story. 
We're going to call the 

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subscriber who submitted this. 
Tommy. 

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So anyways, Tommy was sitting in
class one day and there's this 

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kid who we're going to call Ben.
And Tommy and Ben were not 

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friends on like the last Ben and
the subscriber in the last 

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video. 
And you know, Ben. 

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Ben was kind of known as like, 
the kid who was like trying to 

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always be, like, edgy and cool. 
He wasn't like actually that 

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much of like an outcast or did 
anything too bad. 

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He was just always known as the 
kid who wanted to be perceived 

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as the kid who would like, do 
like, Oh my God, he's the kid. 

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Who, like, did it? 
Oh my God, He did X. 

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Or he did. 
Y He's so savage, man. 

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He's so crazy. 
He's a kid who wanted to get 

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that perception and one. 
And this was back when. 

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OK, I don't think YouTube likes 
it when I say vaping, so I'm 

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going to come up with a 
different word so the bot 

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doesn't hear me say it too much.
Let me think, OK, I'm just gonna

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say inhaling. 
You guys know what I mean? 

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Actually, that kind of sounds 
worse, but the bot doesn't care 

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as much. 
So anyways, this was when like 

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inhaling very specific rhymes 
with cool. 

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But isn't that product became 
very popular? 

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It got recently, I think banned 
in the United States, which is 

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very interesting. 
I'll talk about that on on my 

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other channel maybe. 
But this product became very 

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popular and it was almost like, 
Oh my God, super cool to to 

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inhale the the the mango, the 
mango version of it or whatever.

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And Oh my God, I got the mint 
one. 

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Oh my God, You got to catch them
all guys. 

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Or whatever, right? 
And yet now getting early stage 

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lung cancer is not swag. 
Guys. 

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Come on now. 
Like, chill out. 

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Oh my God. 
Early addiction to nicotine. 

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Yay. 
Not good. 

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Not good. 
Anyway, so this kid Ben wanted 

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to be the first one in his like 
6th grade class to be like, in 

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class inhaling his his device, 
right? 

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Because he wanted to be super 
swag. 

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He wanted to be incredibly edgy.
He wanted to be one of those 

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kids. 
He wanted to be everyone. 

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To be known that, like, he was 
not a conformist in society. 

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In fact, he was so unconformist 
in society that he doesn't even 

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know what society is. 
That's how far away he is. 

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And so one day Ben was in class 
and he had a big old like 

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Fortnite hoodie or whatever. 
So wow, wow, super edgy already.

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And, you know, he had this big 
old Fortnite hoodie on and he 

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had his knees and his hood. 
I don't know. 

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I used to do this a little bit 
as a kid. 

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I just put my knees in my, like,
big hoodie and it'd be like, Oh 

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no, the hoodie's all stretched 
out. 

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Oh, interesting, whatever. 
Like you can do the most mundane

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things as a kid. 
It was interesting. 

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But the thing was he would like 
put his knees into the hoodie 

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and then also kind of like reach
his head down like through into 

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like the hole that he was like 
or the kind of like the The Cave

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type thing he was creating with 
his knees so that, you know, you

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can really see what his head was
doing and you also couldn't see 

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what his hands was doing. 
That sounds very sauce, but it's

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sauce in a different way. 
And sure enough, you know, he 

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would be, you know, using his 
inhalation device. 

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And that thing comes with smoke.
And it's not like thick camel 

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smoke or something like that 
from a cigarette or something, 

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but it's like it is, you know, 
it's vape smoke. 

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You know what I'm talking about?
I'm, I don't want, I don't want 

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you to be mad at me, man. 
But the story is kind of funny. 

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And so you kids next to him, 
specifically, Tommy, the 

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subscriber, would see this 
clown. 

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And he's like, what's this clown
doing over here? 

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Because no one thought this was 
cool. 

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I mean, it was kind of like the 
thing for the edgy 8th graders 

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to do with. 
They're in 6th grade. 

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They're like, we don't need 
this, man. 

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We don't need this. 
Right. 

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And you know, so he's doing it. 
And he, like, takes his head 

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out. 
He looks around and he starts 

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like blowing this, this the 
smoke around even more when the 

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teacher isn't looking and all 
the kids were looking at him. 

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Like, can you please stop? 
Like can you not do that? 

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That's really annoying. 
Like can you not blow clouds of 

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smoke in my face, man, can you 
not do that? 

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Thanks. 
Can you please stop? 

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So, so anyways, right, You know 
this kid, you know, Ben is like,

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Oh my God, I'm the sickest guy 
on planet Earth. 

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And he just keeps doing it and 
he does it for a couple weeks 

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and he in class, he's not paying
attention and he's just trying 

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to get everyone's attention by 
Oh my God, man, dude, he's. 

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Got the vibration device. 
Oh my God. 

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I want to be like him. 
I bet his breasts from I was 

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like, man goes, Oh my God. 
It's. 

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I don't know, man. 
Like, it's just ever. 

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No one was really falling for 
it. 

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I even though this was a bunch 
of 6th graders who I bet when I 

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was in 6th grade I would have 
been like, whoa, look at this 

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guy. 
He doesn't care about his health

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at all. 
That's so crazy. 

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Oh my God, Short term vision 
boys, let's go. 

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And I sound like a guy who used 
to use that. 

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I never did. 
I was actually never one of 

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those kids. 
It was crazy my high school, but

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I never did, which was, you 
know, I'm happy because I don't 

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want a addiction to that. 
That's not fun. 

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Especially nowadays. 
I see the people there, like I 

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wish I never did it And yeah, I 
feel bad, I feel bad. 

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But anyways, back to the story. 
This kid keeps on being the most

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egregious clouds blowing them in
class, and it's so obvious it. 

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But if for some reason, some 
like a combination of luck 

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somehow allowed that the teacher
would always be turned away 

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while the clouds of smoke were 
being blown, or while he was 

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obviously doing it in his 
hoodie, and by the time the 

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teacher turned around, the 
clouds had dissipated. 

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Except this one time when, you 
know, Ben got really, really 

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cocky and started trying to do, 
like, smoke tricks. 

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Like he tried to blow like 
circles or O's or whatever. 

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And sure enough, you know, one 
of these times he's in the 

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middle of blowing a massive 
cloud and the teacher turns 

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around. 
So Ben's luck is completely ran 

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out. 
The teacher who's been, like 

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briefed on by a meeting like 
right before this or something 

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about like, oh. 
If you see your kids inhaling 

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special stuff or whatever you 
like, this is an epidemic around

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the school. 
You must report them to the 

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front office or. 
Something like that, right? 

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So he knows what to do. 
He's like, he's like Ben, what 

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are you doing over there? 
And Ben, it's like, it's like 

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you did see a big thing as smoke
coming out. 

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He's like nothing at this point.
Just admit it. 

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Like it. 
Admit it, man. 

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Come on now. 
And the teacher? 

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'S like Nope, Nope. 
I definitely saw something go to

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the front office. 
And so sure enough, yeah, Ben 

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went to the front office and 
everyone's just looking up at 

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him. 
Because remember, the whole 

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point of him doing this is he's 
trying to be all like edgy and 

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cool or whatever. 
But yeah, he ended up, you know,

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he got his thing taken away from
him and he came back to class 

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and he was all sulky and sad 
because he probably spent like 

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all of his money for some. 
It's on that thing probably got 

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from like some like dealer who 
charged him like 100 X what 

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actually is worth or something. 
And yeah, Ben was pretty upset 

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for the next because he didn't 
get it back. 

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The teacher's like, OK, we'll 
give you this illegal device for

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minors back after school. 
Like that's not how it works, 

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man. 
So yeah, he he didn't buy 

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another one, and he found he 
tried to find other ways to be 

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like extra cool and epic and 
edgy or whatever.