How's it going everyone? I hope you're.
Having a pretty good day because today we got some very, very,
very interesting stories to tell you guys.
Also, if I have a random cough, I'm I'm mostly over whatever I
just had but so little sick. So sit back, relax, subscribe to
the channel if you are new, and let's just jump right into it.
Let's call the subscriber submitted the first story,
Lucas. By the way, you can submit your
own stories to me on Instagram or Twitter.
They're both in the description. Just submit them to my DMS.
That's all you got to do. So anyways, I'm not going to cut
that out. I'm trying to keep this
interesting. So anyways, Lucas was in, we're
going to say he was in the 5th grade.
I know that he was younger, I don't know exactly how old he
was, but this is very 5th grader, This is very 5th grader
type something, you know, So Lucas was in the 5th grade and
Lucas, sorry about that. Lucas had some friends and one
of the friends we're going to call Ben.
And Ben was the the kid who did the thing in the title of this
video, and probably the reason why you clicked into this video
because it is so ridiculous. It is literally so ridiculous.
But anyways, sparkling water. By the way, I I don't drink
adult lemonade or anything like that.
So sure enough, you know they're all sitting around one day and
they were getting tests handed back to them and this teacher
was not nice to them. I don't know if you guys have
had teachers like this, but for example, my stats class last
year, the average of a midterm was a 68 and I was like, OK,
we're getting a curve, right? Of course we're getting a curve.
Come to class, the teacher says I'm satisfied with how that
went. He's satisfied with the average
being basically a fail. He said no curve.
So I feel for this person, right, because it's Lucas and
all of his friends, they're sitting around and they get
their tests back and the results aren't good.
But specifically, Ben is did not get the result he wanted.
I mean, Ben, like, practically failed the.
I think he actually did. He probably did actually fail.
Not just practically failed, but yeah, so Ben failed.
Everyone else practically failed.
Lucas did way below what he wanted.
And they, you know, always to an extent, it's on you.
But also in this case, it very much felt like the teacher was,
you know, doing this to them on purpose for some reason, right.
And you know, so Tom, not Tommy. That's the guy.
In the next story Ben Lucas and all of his other friends were
sitting around at lunch and you know Ben who got, you know the
failing grade and was extra upset started to go off about
how you know oh Mr. Davenport we'll call the teacher Mr.
Davenport because I always call the secondary character Ben and
the teacher dab Mr. or misses Davenport Oh Mr. Davenport so
mean to me like he just, you know he always gives me the
worst grades. So he's giving all of us the
worst grades. Like we got to get back at him
like we got to like prank him somehow And all the other kids
including Lucas the subscriber who submitted this story kind of
was just like no dude, we don't need to do that.
We we really don't need to do that.
Like, that's like, yes, if I was in second grade, whatever.
We put a, you know, whoopee cushion under his chair and then
get, you know, suspended for a day or something.
I don't know. But they say, now, you know
what? We just got to do Well in this
class. It's just one of these classes.
We just got to like, buckle down and do well in.
Sure. He's like a very annoying
grader. We don't like him as a teacher.
But basically all the kids came to the conclusion of no, we
can't prank him. Like, that's only going to get
us in more trouble, which IA 100% agree it's going to feel
good for a second and then you're just going to be in so
much more trouble. It's just not worth the
headache. And everyone was saying, like,
OK, that's a good idea. Everyone except Lucas.
Everyone besides Lucas was like 100% convinced.
And today, just so you know, was a Friday and they were all
having a big sleepover that Saturday night.
It's important for you guys, for you guys to know that all the
kids sitting around are friends, Lucas, Ben and some other kids.
So let's skip ahead to Saturday night and Ben gets or Lucas gets
a text from Ben saying, hey man, I don't even know if I can show
up to the sleepover tonight. And Lucas was like, oh man, like
what's good? Like why can't you show up?
And he's like, my mom's so upset with the grade that she's like,
considering I have to stay in on the weekends to go, like, just
do my sorry, I have to stay in on weekends just to do my
homework the entire time or whatever.
And Ben says hey, but my dad's fighting for me, so we'll see
how it goes. It turns out that, you know,
after talking for a while, Ben's dad is able to convince Ben's
mom that, you know, depriving him of time with his friends,
especially just over 1 poor test grade one.
You know, Ben was very clear that he says, oh, everyone did
poorly and the teacher's a jerk, right?
You know, Ben's mom wasn't happy about it, but she decided that
depriving her kids time of human interaction probably wasn't
going to solve the problem, which I've never understood when
parents are like, Oh my God, you're doing so terrible.
Yeah, maybe for hanging out with people who are like.
Oh, let's actually, I don't know.
I like, let's like. Let's not do homework.
Let's skip school. All the time.
Sure, fine. But most cases, depriving your
kid of, like, human interaction is not going to, you know, give
them, you know, the state where they're going to do all their
homework or something like that. So anyways, what's important is
that Ben does show up to the sleepover eventually.
And, you know, so they all, you know, the the big thing about
the sleepover was that none of them were allowed to watch South
Park. I don't know if you guys have
seen South Park before, but it's a show and I wasn't allowed to
see it for a very long time because there's a lot of stuff
in it that I can understand why my mom was like, Nah, you're not
seeing that. I'm sorry.
It's just not happening. It's fun.
I get it. And these kids were not allowed
to see South Park. They were in 6th grade or fifth
grade or something. And they all decided that at the
sleepover that they were all going to like that they were
going to watch South Park and it was going to be like the best
thing ever. And they were going to do it
when the parents went to bed and they, you know, they're going to
sneak downstairs or whatever, right?
And so sure enough, it's time, you know, they walk, they go
downstairs, it's, you know, it's it's it's night time.
The parents have gone to bed. It's Lucas, Ben and all of his
friends. They turn on the TV, they turn
it up like one volume bar, but they don't don't turn it up all
the way because they don't want to get caught.
And sure enough, they go on Comedy Central at the right time
in an episode of South Park is playing.
It's very important that I add this detail because a very
specific episode is playing this day.
If you don't know, there's a character in South Park called
Cartman. Cartman is not the greatest role
model, and it this is the episode where Cartman craps on
the desk, which inspires what is to happen next.
So basically you don't need to know what everything that
happened. But Cartman trying to get
himself in trouble, he wants to get out of class and be held in
detention, is very desperate to do so, walks up on his teacher's
desk and craps all over it. And he's like craps in your
like, I just crap in your desk what you can do about it.
And he gets in trouble, of course.
And the problem was most of the kids there understood that.
That's ridiculous. Don't.
Don't do that to your teacher. Please.
Please don't. Please don't watch this video
and then go on to do something like that.
Please. It's all I ask.
It's all it's the it's the bare minimum.
Guys. Come on now.
And. But the one person who didn't
understand that, who thought it was the greatest thing he's ever
seen was Ben. Remember, Ben was the most angry
at his teacher for giving him a bad grade.
Ben was the one who wanted to seek revenge and revenge.
Ben will seek because now he has a plan.
Now he understands what he must do.
So while watching this, Ben casually says, wouldn't this be
hilarious if one of us did this to Mr. Davenport?
Like, he would totally deserve it.
And all the kids were laughing. They were like, yeah, dude,
you're totally right not actually agreeing with them.
You know when your friend says something like insane and you
disagree to it because it's like funny?
Of course it's not actually, you don't actually expect they're
going to do that. You just think it's funny,
right? You just think it's funny.
So everyone was like, yeah, well that'd be hilarious.
Not actually expecting Ben to be like, OK, that's a great idea.
I OK, let's skip to Monday. This is where things start to
get really interesting. So sure enough you know it is
Monday and it is class time and the teacher, you know Mr.
Davenport starts talking about how everyone didn't do so well
in the last exam and that like that's you know, we're going to
work on it. And they says, I know that a lot
of you did did try. However, there's certain
material that I need to cover because it will be expected to
view in the next class. And this is one thing I can
totally understand. Sometimes teachers just put
material on there just to be hard and if it's not a weed out
class for like a very competitive major, I truly don't
understand why you'd want to do that.
However, in some circumstances teachers know that in your next
class maybe like if you take Algebra 1, Algebra 2, your next
class for example is going to need.
You need to know certain topics, so even if kids aren't doing
well, you need to be tested on them.
Fair enough. And that was what Mr. Mr.
Davenport was saying. However, Ben was not hearing
him. All Ben heard was that like, I
hate you guys and I failed you because I'm evil.
Ha ha ha. So Ben, after after Mr.
Davenport has his big long rant about like Oh well you know,
I'll make sure to teach you. Like please be honest when you
guys don't understand something I'll be more transparent about
what's going on in the tests. Stuff like that.
Never saying that he's like oh I won't put hard stuff on anymore.
Just being like I'll try and make it more obvious, you know
after that whole thing then raises his hand and he asked the
teacher like, but do you feel bad about like giving us all bad
grade which everyone's heads kind of turned because that was
kind of a weird thing to say. Like that was.
I mean it was on everyone's mind.
Don't get me wrong. It was on everyone's mind.
However this is kind of a very awkward and it just was very it
wasn't fitting for a kid to say that in that situation.
And the teacher, who was a little bit taken aback, a little
bit, was like, oh, I get, like, I'm sorry.
Like, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry you guys didn't do as well as we
all hoped. But there's many more tests in
the future. And unfortunately, this was not
a sufficient answer to Ben, apparently, because Ben, I I
don't know why. You know, the teacher was
sitting up his at his desk and Ben ran up to the front of the
room and the teacher had a book bag.
You know, there's like briefcase book bags, right?
You know, this kind of like briefcase type.
You know this bag, you just carry your computer.
Maybe it's like a laptop bag, I don't really know.
And Ben goes to the front of the room and, well, I mean, I guess
I think you guys can understand what's happening next.
But he goes to the front of the room.
He steps on top of it. He like, pulls it out from under
the teacher's desk, the the teachers.
Just so he's just so stunned at what's going on, he doesn't have
time to speak. And Ben pulls down his pants and
it was so incredibly quick what Ben did that, you know, people
probably thought that he's been saving that up for months, which
is quite impressive, right? But not not impressive in a good
way. You.
I'm not impressed by this. Guys don't do this.
But yeah, in front of everyone just does #2 on his book bag.
And then Ben afterwards immediately starts laughing and
he's like, that's what you got for failing us.
Ha ha ha. And he expected everyone else in
the class to start laughing because he did the lull funny
from South Park. Nobody was laughing.
Dead silence. In fact, it was shock and
horror, right? It was like the most silent that
room has ever been. Except the times when nobody is
in the room. No one was laughing at this guy,
man. And this point, you know, Mr.
Davenport, after being so shocked of seeing what happened,
starts to realize what you know what just transpired.
He's like, oh, my God. Like this is like, this is
insane. Like, I all this kind of stuff.
Like, you can't like, Oh my God, he's pretty.
He's pretty messed up. He's like, hey, like, you got to
go to the front office right now.
There's no exceptions. Like, you need to go right now.
And Ben's starting to realize how ridiculous what he was doing
immediately. He's like, yes, I'm sorry, I'll
go, I'll go. And Lucas turns to his friend
because one of the other friends that was at the sleepover was in
his class and he was sitting next to him.
And Ben was sitting on the other side of Lucas.
But obviously he got up to go to the front of the classroom and
the other Lucas talked to the other friend and he's like,
dude, was that because of us? Like was that because of the
episode we watched And the friend's like, dude, remember
when he said, wouldn't it be funny if he did this And and
Lucas is like, Oh my God. And we said, yes, this is our
fault. All right.
So the story the subscribers submitted, the next story, we're
going to call him Tommy. And this is a very classic tale
that happens in middle school and high school.
And it's just a cautionary tale of someone trying to be cool and
they end up just completely that they they get in trouble for it
and they they kind of deserve, you know, what comes to them.
But you'll see what I mean real quick.
If you made it this far into the video, comment Lucas down below.
Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
Thank you guys for watching the videos recently, especially when
I haven't been active. I, you know, had some kind of
sickness type thing. I don't even know what it was,
but I'm pretty much done now. So you might hear some voice
cracks and all that kind of stuff.
But otherwise I'm. I'm doing pretty good.
Thanks for all your concern in the comments.
I do appreciate it. I appreciate you guys care about
me. It makes me feel good.
But yeah, if you want to listen to this on Spotify, all the
episodes are posted there. I'm a little bit behind, but
most cases, episodes will be posted to three hours early on
there. Submit stories to me on Twitter
or Instagram. It's in the description.
You just have to DM me there. And please be following me too.
I might see a good story and be like, wow, you don't follow me.
Wow, man. OK, I'm not posting the story,
but make sure you follow me on there.
But anyways, that's all I want to say and let's just get right
into the story. We're going to call the
subscriber who submitted this. Tommy.
So anyways, Tommy was sitting in class one day and there's this
kid who we're going to call Ben. And Tommy and Ben were not
friends on like the last Ben and the subscriber in the last
video. And you know, Ben.
Ben was kind of known as like, the kid who was like trying to
always be, like, edgy and cool. He wasn't like actually that
much of like an outcast or did anything too bad.
He was just always known as the kid who wanted to be perceived
as the kid who would like, do like, Oh my God, he's the kid.
Who, like, did it? Oh my God, He did X.
Or he did. Y He's so savage, man.
He's so crazy. He's a kid who wanted to get
that perception and one. And this was back when.
OK, I don't think YouTube likes it when I say vaping, so I'm
going to come up with a different word so the bot
doesn't hear me say it too much. Let me think, OK, I'm just gonna
say inhaling. You guys know what I mean?
Actually, that kind of sounds worse, but the bot doesn't care
as much. So anyways, this was when like
inhaling very specific rhymes with cool.
But isn't that product became very popular?
It got recently, I think banned in the United States, which is
very interesting. I'll talk about that on on my
other channel maybe. But this product became very
popular and it was almost like, Oh my God, super cool to to
inhale the the the mango, the mango version of it or whatever.
And Oh my God, I got the mint one.
Oh my God, You got to catch them all guys.
Or whatever, right? And yet now getting early stage
lung cancer is not swag. Guys.
Come on now. Like, chill out.
Oh my God. Early addiction to nicotine.
Yay. Not good.
Anyway, so this kid Ben wanted
to be the first one in his like 6th grade class to be like, in
class inhaling his his device, right?
Because he wanted to be super swag.
He wanted to be incredibly edgy. He wanted to be one of those
kids. He wanted to be everyone.
To be known that, like, he was not a conformist in society.
In fact, he was so unconformist in society that he doesn't even
know what society is. That's how far away he is.
And so one day Ben was in class and he had a big old like
Fortnite hoodie or whatever. So wow, wow, super edgy already.
And, you know, he had this big old Fortnite hoodie on and he
had his knees and his hood. I don't know.
I used to do this a little bit as a kid.
I just put my knees in my, like, big hoodie and it'd be like, Oh
no, the hoodie's all stretched out.
Oh, interesting, whatever. Like you can do the most mundane
things as a kid. It was interesting.
But the thing was he would like put his knees into the hoodie
and then also kind of like reach his head down like through into
like the hole that he was like or the kind of like the The Cave
type thing he was creating with his knees so that, you know, you
can really see what his head was doing and you also couldn't see
what his hands was doing. That sounds very sauce, but it's
sauce in a different way. And sure enough, you know, he
would be, you know, using his inhalation device.
And that thing comes with smoke. And it's not like thick camel
smoke or something like that from a cigarette or something,
but it's like it is, you know, it's vape smoke.
You know what I'm talking about? I'm, I don't want, I don't want
you to be mad at me, man. But the story is kind of funny.
And so you kids next to him, specifically, Tommy, the
subscriber, would see this clown.
And he's like, what's this clown doing over here?
Because no one thought this was cool.
I mean, it was kind of like the thing for the edgy 8th graders
to do with. They're in 6th grade.
They're like, we don't need this, man.
We don't need this. Right.
And you know, so he's doing it. And he, like, takes his head
out. He looks around and he starts
like blowing this, this the smoke around even more when the
teacher isn't looking and all the kids were looking at him.
Like, can you please stop? Like can you not do that?
That's really annoying. Like can you not blow clouds of
smoke in my face, man, can you not do that?
Thanks. Can you please stop?
So, so anyways, right, You know this kid, you know, Ben is like,
Oh my God, I'm the sickest guy on planet Earth.
And he just keeps doing it and he does it for a couple weeks
and he in class, he's not paying attention and he's just trying
to get everyone's attention by Oh my God, man, dude, he's.
Got the vibration device. Oh my God.
I want to be like him. I bet his breasts from I was
like, man goes, Oh my God. It's.
I don't know, man. Like, it's just ever.
No one was really falling for it.
I even though this was a bunch of 6th graders who I bet when I
was in 6th grade I would have been like, whoa, look at this
guy. He doesn't care about his health
at all. That's so crazy.
Oh my God, Short term vision boys, let's go.
And I sound like a guy who used to use that.
I never did. I was actually never one of
those kids. It was crazy my high school, but
I never did, which was, you know, I'm happy because I don't
want a addiction to that. That's not fun.
Especially nowadays. I see the people there, like I
wish I never did it And yeah, I feel bad, I feel bad.
But anyways, back to the story. This kid keeps on being the most
egregious clouds blowing them in class, and it's so obvious it.
But if for some reason, some like a combination of luck
somehow allowed that the teacher would always be turned away
while the clouds of smoke were being blown, or while he was
obviously doing it in his hoodie, and by the time the
teacher turned around, the clouds had dissipated.
Except this one time when, you know, Ben got really, really
cocky and started trying to do, like, smoke tricks.
Like he tried to blow like circles or O's or whatever.
And sure enough, you know, one of these times he's in the
middle of blowing a massive cloud and the teacher turns
around. So Ben's luck is completely ran
out. The teacher who's been, like
briefed on by a meeting like right before this or something
about like, oh. If you see your kids inhaling
special stuff or whatever you like, this is an epidemic around
the school. You must report them to the
front office or. Something like that, right?
So he knows what to do. He's like, he's like Ben, what
are you doing over there? And Ben, it's like, it's like
you did see a big thing as smoke coming out.
He's like nothing at this point. Just admit it.
Like it. Admit it, man.
Come on now. And the teacher?
'S like Nope, Nope. I definitely saw something go to
the front office. And so sure enough, yeah, Ben
went to the front office and everyone's just looking up at
him. Because remember, the whole
point of him doing this is he's trying to be all like edgy and
cool or whatever. But yeah, he ended up, you know,
he got his thing taken away from him and he came back to class
and he was all sulky and sad because he probably spent like
all of his money for some. It's on that thing probably got
from like some like dealer who charged him like 100 X what
actually is worth or something. And yeah, Ben was pretty upset
for the next because he didn't get it back.
The teacher's like, OK, we'll give you this illegal device for
minors back after school. Like that's not how it works,
man. So yeah, he he didn't buy
another one, and he found he tried to find other ways to be
like extra cool and epic and edgy or whatever.