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Today we get a story of probably
the cringiest emo kid. 

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And when I say the cringiest, I 
mean the cringiest emo kid of 

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all time. 
Leave a likely video to claim 

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your free nothing. 
And let's call today's 

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subscriber, let's call him 
Daniel. 

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So anyways, right One day Daniel
was in the mall with his friends

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and Daniel, his friends decide 
that they want to go into 

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zoomies, which is a it's a store
that has like a lot of like 

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skater type clothes. 
They also like, I used to go in 

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there a little bit, even though 
I was never kind of like a 

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skater kid. 
I just like the shirts with the 

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cats with the middle fingers in 
them. 

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I always thought those shirts 
were pretty funny, and honestly,

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I'd probably rock one of those 
today if I still had some of 

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those shirts with me. 
But anyways, right, Daniel and 

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his friends, you know, they 
decide to go into this, into the

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store, and they're kind of just 
looking around, browsing the 

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T-shirts, looking if there's 
anything they want to buy. 

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And Daniel kind of goes towards 
the back of the store. 

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And towards the back of the 
store is where there's a bunch 

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of skateboards or whatever, and 
there's these two kids. 

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And they're like long dark hair.
There's like, I don't know, a 

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lot of like black eyeshadow and 
makeup, all black clothing, kind

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of like dripped out with like, 
skull chains. 

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Whatever, dude. 
Just like kind of looking like 

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this guy. 
So anyways, right, Daniel 

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doesn't like thing anything of 
it. 

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He's like, oh, that's like, 
that's interesting, I guess, 

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because here's the thing. 
Daniel doesn't really care how 

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you dress. 
Daniel doesn't really care how 

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you act as long as you're like 
decent other people. 

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He literally doesn't care if I 
don't know, man, like you can do

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whatever you want. 
But anyways, Daniel's kind of 

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walking towards the back of the 
store when he sees one of the 

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two e-mail kids say look at him,
go up to him and hold out their 

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hand. 
Kind of like Someone Like, You 

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know, the traffic guards like go
out and hold up their hand to 

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say up and and the e-mail kids 
like, hey, bro, only e-mail kids

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back here. 
You wouldn't get us anyways. 

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And Daniel kind of looks at him 
like, bro, I'm just trying to 

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shop in the store. 
So obviously Daniel's like, 

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dude, like I'm just going to go 
back here real quick. 

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I just want to see what they 
have. 

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I'm not going to like spend too 
much time here. 

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You don't have to worry. 
And the other e-mail kid steps 

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up and he's like, dude, I don't 
have to worry because you're not

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coming back here because you're 
not one of us. 

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We can tell that everyone 
understands you, unlike us, 

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because society. 
Society doesn't get us like how 

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we get each other. 
And Daniel's kind of just 

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looking these two kids like, 
bro, bro, what's going on here, 

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bro? 
Like I don't really I don't 

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really understand like And 
Daniel says, all right, man, 

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like I'm sorry society like does
you so dirty or whatever, dude. 

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And Daniel was like, I'll just 
be a quick second. 

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And the other e-mail kid kind of
like snaps back at him, like. 

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Don't you Step 1 foot further. 
You're not. 

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You're not welcome back here. 
You're not one of us. 

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You're not an emo. 
Kid, I don't know if he 

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literally said emo kid, I don't 
know if they. 

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Refer to themselves like that, 
but. 

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He's like, you don't get us man.
Only people like us, societal 

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rejects, the people that nobody 
understands and how deep it is 

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and how hard it is can be back 
here. 

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And you're definitely a normie 
bro. 

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I can just tell you Step 1 foot 
back here and you know I'm going

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to send you back. 
To. 

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It takes like a second. 
To think if something's like. 

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In town with my knuckle 
sandwich. 

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And Daniel's looking at him 
like, bro, 2006 called and they 

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want their entire aesthetic 
back, but whatever, dude. 

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So Daniel's like I and then 
Daniel completely ignores what 

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he says and takes one step 
forward because he's trying to 

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go to the back of the store to 
see what they have. 

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He's probably not even going to 
buy anything. 

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He's definitely not going to 
linger back there with those 

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kids there. 
He doesn't want to hang out with

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them, dude, trust me. 
Daniel does not want to be there

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as much as they don't want him 
there. 

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He's just going to go in quick, 
but he's also not going to not 

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go to the back of the store 
because these two edge these 

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kind of like edgy edgelord kids 
are like. 

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Dude to sight, he doesn't 
understand us. 

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Leave us alone. 
Bro like Nah dude, he's still 

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going to go there. 
And like, honestly, like, I 

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don't know if I would have done 
the same because I'm very not 

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confrontational, but I would 
have been pretty annoyed. 

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So sure enough, right? 
Daniel takes one step to the 

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back of the room and The thing 
is, Daniel didn't even take one 

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step like aggressively towards 
the emo kid. 

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He literally took it past the 
emo kid. 

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He was taking a step in the 
direction. 

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Section of like the back of the 
store, not. 

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Towards the emo kid and Daniel 
like doesn't even really 

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understand what's happening but 
he just feels this like this 

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this force on his face and all 
of a sudden his entire face is 

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stinging and his head is like 
ringing a little bit and then 

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all of a sudden right he kind of
comes to and realize that the 

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emo. 
Kid just punched him in the 

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face. 
And Daniel looks at him. 

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He's like, dude, what did you 
like? 

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Did you just? 
Punch me bro and he's like. 

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Dude, I said only societal 
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You just didn't heed my warning.
And so the guy like at the 

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Zoomies, like the front of the 
desk of zoomies is seeing what's

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going on, sees the kid punch 
him. 

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He's like, you guys got to get 
out of here. 

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Like I'm not having any of this 
in my store. 

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And the, you know, the e-mail 
kid is like, bro, this kid 

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literally attacked me. 
And this point, Daniel's like, 

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dude, what? 
Dude, I was just trying to go to

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the back of the store. 
You say all this cringe stuff 

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and then you punch me in the 
face. 

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And then when we're told to 
leave, you said that I attacked 

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you and the emo. 
Kids like, bro, look, he's 

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lying. 
Look at the way that he's so 

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angry, he's getting so angry 
'cause he's lying, dude. 

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And he's talking to the guy at 
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He's like, don't kick me out and
my friend kick this guy. 

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This guy's causing up a huge 
storm. 

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And the guy at the front desk is
like. 

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Like, I really don't care. 
I need all of you guys out of 

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the store immediately. 
And you know, Dan Daniels other 

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friends are at the other side of
the store and they're. 

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Looking over like. 
What is happening? 

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So Daniel looks up the guy at 
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He's like, all right, man, like 
just so you know, this guy 

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attacked me. 
But like, whatever, I'm not 

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trying to make your job harder. 
Look, I've worked retail before.

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I get it. 
I know it's hard. 

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I'll just step out of the store.
And the two emo kids were like. 

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Life is so unfair. 
Society strikes once again, and 

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they like slowly. 
Lumber out of the store, but 

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dude, you might be. 
Thinking that the cringe is over

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here. 
No, no, no, no, no, that's where

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you're mistaken. 
Comment emo down below if you'd 

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like a hard on your comment. 
Emo is going to be the secret 

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word of the day. 
And while you're down there, 

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I'll follow my Instagram. 
It's in the description. 

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That's where you can send in the
stories, turn on notification, 

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join the Discord server. 
And anyways, right, Daniel and 

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his friend and the emo kid and 
the other the two emo kids all 

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walking out of the store. 
And the emo kid is like, bro 

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bro. 
I was like where am I going to 

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go now? 
Zoomies was the only place that 

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accepted us. 
And Daniels, like, dude, you 

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should have thought of that 
before you punched me in the 

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face. 
And then all of a sudden, right,

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you know, there's this small cop
that's walking around kind of 

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just patrolling the area and one
of the e-mail. 

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Kids, it's like Mr. Police 
Officer, Mr. Officer, whatever, 

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we need you real quick. 
And the police officer is like, 

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OK, like, he wasn't really doing
anything, but, you know, he's 

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not trying to really do his job 
either. 

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So he's like, fine, what is it? 
He walks over an e-mail. 

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Kid is like, this kid literally 
punched me in the face. 

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I need you to kick him out of 
the mall. 

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And the officer is like, oh, in 
terms of the kid, he's like, all

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right, Is this true? 
And Daniel's like, dude, what? 

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No, this guy punched me in the 
face. 

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The officer's like, all right, 
well, if I only have conflicting

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stories, I'm going to be forced 
to like, kick you guys both out 

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of the store and Daniel's, like,
I didn't do anything. 

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I just went into the store and 
he just punched me for not being

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emo. 
And the officer looks at 

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Daniel's like, all right, your 
story's sounding a little 

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suspicious. 
You're telling me that this kid 

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punched you because he you 
aren't like emo or something. 

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I don't think I can believe that
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And Daniel at this point is like
kind of like, he's like Daniel's

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lost for words because this is 
like the craziest thing has ever

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happened. 
However, shout out to Daniel's 

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friend because Daniel's friend 
is like, hey, I saw a security 

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camera in there. 
Like I'm pretty sure that 

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whatever altercation happened 
was caught on camera. 

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And as he said that, one of the 
like the emo kids, like their 

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faces both dropped and the 
officers like, oh, yeah, like, I

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can actually, like, it's pretty 
easy for me to request that. 

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And if it's a certain type of 
camera, they can actually play 

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it back directly in the store. 
And they, you know, they walk 

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back into the store and the guy 
behind the cash register is 

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like, oh, you guys are back 
already. 

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And he looks at the officer. 
He's like, oh, boy, what did you

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guys do now? 
And so anyways, the cat, the 

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officer goes into the store, 
goes up to the register and 

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asked the guy if he can see like
the camera. 

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And there was some kind of 
camera that was able to like it 

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was you could, could play it 
back instantly or something. 

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Or it's very easy for the 
officer to check the cameras on 

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site. 
So anyways, he goes to the 

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footage, looks back at it, is 
looking at the kids, like kind 

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of like looking at the camera, 
then looking at the kids kind of

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to make sure that he's like 
seeing who is who. 

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And he puts down the camera and 
he looks at Daniel and he's 

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like, all right, son, like you 
can go, like you can do whatever

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you want. 
And then he turns to the e-mail 

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kid and he's like, why did like,
why? 

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He just says why? 
Like, why would you call me over

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when it's very clear that like 
this, like you confronted this 

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kid and then you punched him 
square in the face. 

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He didn't even like return a 
punch to defend himself, which 

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if he did, I'd still have to 
kick him out of the mall. 

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But that would have been more 
understandable. 

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Like, why would you call 
attention, like, to this whole 

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situation? 
And you know, you're going to 

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get kicked out of the mall 
because I'm going to have to do 

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that. 
It's part of my job. 

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And the emo kid is just like. 
Society once again strikes it. 

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No one understands me and the 
two e-mail kids are like 

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society. 
And the police officer looks at 

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the e-mail kids, and it's like, 
guys. 

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This is not. 
Society doing you wrong. 

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You literally punched some guy 
in the face and then told a 

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police officer that like or a 
mall cop that he punched you and

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then would you get you caught, 
caught on your lies and got 

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caught like attacking someone. 
You're you're you're you're 

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shocked that you got kicked out.
Are you serious? 

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And once again, the e-mail kid 
is like society. 

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You wouldn't get it bro. 
Click on the video on screen 

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right now. 
I know you'll enjoy. 

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It just click it do it. 
How's it going everyone? 

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I hope you're having a good day 
Today we got some crazy emo kid 

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stories I know for a fact you 
will enjoy. 

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So sit back, relax, subscribe to
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let's call the first subscriber 
submitted the story Hank. 

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By the way, all these episodes 
are on Spotify and they normally

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come out a couple hours early on
Spotify, so make sure to check 

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that out first link in the 
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Anyways, back to the story. 
So we're going to call the first

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subscriber who submitted the 
story Hank. 

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And anyways, this all happened 
when Hank was shopping at the 

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mall. 
So Hank used to always go the 

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mall to shop with his friends. 
You know, it was just a fun 

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place to hang out. 
They didn't really have a lot of

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other. 
Places that they could go in the

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town that they lived in. 
So the mall was probably their 

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best bet. 
And sure enough, one of these 

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days, one of Hank's friends 
wanted to shop at this place 

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called Hot Topic. 
If you don't know Hot Topics, a 

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place where they have a lot of 
T-shirts and other kind of 

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apparel that is very, I don't 
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centric. 
Like it's very much like you'll 

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have a lot of different brands 
or kind of like you'll find a 

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lot of band T-shirts, a lot of 
kind of like, OK, so a lot of 

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different stuffs at Hot Topic. 
But one kind of theme of 

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clothing that you'll see at Hot 
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that makes sense to like really 
black clothing, edgy clothing, 

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stuff like that. 
Just so you know, like I have 

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nothing against it. 
If you dress like that, I think 

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it's a cool enough style. 
I think you're fine if you even 

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if you identify as I go, I'm I'm
emo in the way I dress or act or

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whatever, I don't really care. 
Live your life. 

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However, as long as you don't 
act, as long as you don't act 

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like the kids in these videos, 
especially this one, you're 

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chill with me. 
But anyways, Hank just was like,

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OK, man, like you want to go to 
a Hot Topic, That's fine. 

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Hank hadn't really been in that 
much, so he didn't really know 

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what to expect. 
So Hank was walking into the, 

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you know, the hot topic, and he 
was looking around and there's a

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whole host of people. 
And Hank's friend was like, all 

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right, man, like, I'm going to 
go, like, I'm going to go to the

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back of the room. 
I know what I want. 

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I'm going to go in their 
skateboard section. 

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You can kind of just wander 
around here. 

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I'll be out when I'm done. 
So Hank was totally fine with 

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this. 
And Hank kind of like was 

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wandering around and he walked 
over to one of the T-shirt 

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aisles or one of the T-shirt 
rack aisles. 

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And that's when he accidentally 
bumped into this kid. 

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And this kid turns around and 
just to paint the picture, this 

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kid has super long black hair. 
He's got like black mascara on, 

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black lipstick. 
He's got black painted nails. 

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He's got a spiky collar. 
He's got like a black band 

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T-shirt. 
He's got like long black jeans. 

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And then there's like big black 
stomper boots. 

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I don't know if you know what I 
know, like if you know what I 

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mean. 
But like those big kind of like 

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those big rubber black boots 
that are pretty popular right 

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now. 
And he turns around and he's 

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like. 
Dude, what the heck bro? 

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And Hank's just like, my fault. 
Like, I didn't mean to bump into

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you like that. 
I was just looking around and 

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wasn't paying attention. 
And emo kids like. 

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Dude, you're like, like shut up.
Bro Hank's kind of just looking 

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at him like, like, I don't 
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Like I didn't do anything. 
Like are you good? 

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And the emo kids like, bro, like
I don't need to. 

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I don't need to. 
Hear that sass from you bro. 

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Like, I really just don't need 
to hear that. 

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And Hank's just once again, 
like, dude, I I don't know what 

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you're saying. 
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go 

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the other way. 
And Hank kind of turns around to

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de escalate because he doesn't 
feel like, you know, escalating 

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anything. 
It's just not a good idea to get

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into fights like that. 
And that's when the emo kids 

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like, like, yeah, you would run.
You're dressed like one of those

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jocks anyways, which like Hank 
kind of turned around because he

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didn't know what that even 
means. 

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First of all, I mean, isn't jock
a positive thing? 

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Like, I get that there's a bit 
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Like negative, like, oh, you're 
a dumb jock or something. 

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But I would have thought that 
like jock would have meant like,

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oh, you're an athlete, which 
isn't, isn't that a good thing? 

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Like, I'm kind of confused right
now. 

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Is that not a good thing? 
You know, and Hank, you know, 

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kind of turns back. 
He's like, dude, like what? 

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Why? 
Like, why are you like making a 

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problem with me? 
I don't have a problem with you.

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I don't like you're kind of the 
one that's making this into 

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something because Hank really 
did believe like I'm not, I'm 

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not the one doing anything. 
It's like 100% this guy who's 

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making it something, you know? 
And, you know, the kids just 

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like, well, you know, like 
you're just looking like a dumb 

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jock. 
Isn't that right, guys? 

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And he turns around and there's 
two other emo kids and they look

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very similar to the main emo 
kid, but they kind of just, you 

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know, they're dressed slightly 
different. 

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But really, I mean, it's funny 
how like non, I saw this on 

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South Park, but it's funny how 
like non conformists all dress 

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the same. 
I'm just like, well, I mean, you

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are conforming to something. 
But anyways, right. 

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So the other two kids, the other
emo kids are kind of there along

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too, laughing. 
And you know, you know, the Hank

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is starting to like get upset by
this because he doesn't really 

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care about like these random 
kids, what they think, except, 

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you know, he's got three kids 
standing there pointing at him, 

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laughing in his face when Hank 
didn't deserve it. 

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Like Hank was, you know, Hank 
was thinking like, look, if I 

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deserve this, if I was being 
like an absolute, like, you 

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know, if I was being a jerk to 
them or I for some reason, I 

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actually did something, sure, 
maybe I deserve this. 

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But Hanks is thinking to 
himself, like, dude, I don't 

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deserve this. 
I was literally just chilling 

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here. 
I actually bumped into this kid.

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Like, I'm sorry about that. 
Like my fault. 

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Once again, my fault. 
But that's when Hank turned the 

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tables on the e-mail kid. 
And The thing is right, the 

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e-mail kid was wearing a band 
T-shirt. 

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And the thing about band 
T-shirts is, you know, you 

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don't, OK, you don't necessarily
need to know everything about 

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some place that you Rep. 
Like if you wear a T-shirt 

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that's from Starbucks and 
someone's like, OK, well, then 

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name all the flavors of like 
cappuccino you can get. 

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It doesn't have to be like that.
But The thing is, a lot of 

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people wear band T-shirts 
because the band T-shirts look 

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sick and they don't know any of 
the songs from the band, which 

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you know, I guess is fine. 
But like at the end of the day, 

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a lot of people will kind of 
pretend to know it and not 

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actually know it. 
So, you know, Hank was like, 

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well, screw it bro. 
He's like all right, Buddy. 

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And he looks at the main emo kid
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him back and he's like, all 
right, Buddy name ME3 songs from

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that band and he points to the 
emo kids T-shirt. 

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And I don't know, maybe it was 
like Nirvana or something like 

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one of those kind of like 
T-shirts or whatever, which and 

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the emo kid looks at him and he 
has this kind of look of shock, 

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this look of Oh my God, like you
caught me. 

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Kind of the look of like man got
caught in a trap right here type

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of look. 
And the emo kids. 

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Kind of just like how about you?
Name ME3 songs from this band, 

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bro. 
And he turned and the e-mail kid

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turns to look back at his e-mail
kids friends as kind of like, 

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oh, what's their reaction to 
that sick burn? 

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And they kind of just look at 
him blankly. 

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The emo kid was kind of 
expecting he would turn around, 

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he'd look back to his friends 
and he'd be like, yeah, wasn't 

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that a crazy burn? 
I totally got them. 

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But his friends look back and 
I'm kind of just like, dude, 

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like, I don't know how to break 
it to you, but you didn't get 

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him. 
So the emo kid turns back 

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around. 
He's like, I don't need to tell.

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Like, I don't need to do 
anything. 

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You say, bro, I'm not going to 
conform to your standards. 

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And then the T2 emo kids were 
like, yeah, that's right on, 

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bro. 
You're so right. 

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And they, like, DAP him up. 
And Hank at this point is he's 

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just so done. 
He's just like, bro, because he 

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realizes, like, Hank's like, you
know what? 

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I'm not going to fight with 
these kids. 

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These kids are obviously a lost 
cause. 

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This is not worth my time. 
So Hank gets up. 

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He turns around and he's kind of
says like whatever man, like go 

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live your life. 
Hank turns around, starts to 

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walk away, and that's when he 
feels a tug on his pants and he 

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turns around and he sees the emo
kid. 

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Failing to pull. 
Down his pants O basically the 

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emo kid he couldn't like, you 
know wanted to like he couldn't 

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let Hank just leave by himself 
like he couldn't let him just do

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that. 
He So when Hank turned around 

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and started to walk away, the 
emo kid like went to jump and 

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try and pull down his pants to 
like pants him to embarrass him 

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to like impress his emo kid 
friends and be like Oh my God. 

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I. 
Totally owned him dude. 

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So this point like Hank is like 
dude stop pulling down my pants 

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bro. 
And the emo kids, like, sorry, I

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just slipped. 
And he's like his emo kid 

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friends laugh along as well. 
At this point, Hank's getting 

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really annoying. 
He's like, sorry, bro, like, I'm

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not into you like that. 
He's like what? 

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He's like, yeah, you're trying 
to pull down my pants. 

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So you're not you're telling me 
you're not trying to get a peek.

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And the emo kids like, dude, 
it's not like that. 

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I was trying to pants you. 
And then Hank's like, yeah, you 

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wanted to pants me so you could 
see where my bare bottom did you

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really want to see my bare 
bottom that bad? 

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And this point the the other two
emo kids start laughing a little

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bit and the emo the main emo kid
turns around and he's like. 

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Stop laughing, it's not funny. 
He turns back around. 

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He's like, dude, you don't know 
what you just did. 

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And the emo kid walks up to the 
walks up to Hank with his chest 

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puffed out. 
He's like bro you literally 

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don't know what you just did. 
You don't know who you're 

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messing. 
With OK, I don't know if he 

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started to tear up or anything, 
but at the exact same time the 

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mall cop that happened to be 
like going around the mall to 

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make sure that nothing is what 
like happening looks into the 

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hot topic and sees basically 
this kid walk up to this other 

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kid with his chest puffed out. 
So the mall cop outside kind of 

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slows down walking and looks 
inside and sure enough, right, 

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You know, Hank is like, hey, 
look, I'm not looking for any 

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trouble. 
The emo kids like, yeah, that's 

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what I thought. 
You're freaking scared, bro. 

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Don't tell me otherwise you're 
freaking scared. 

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And at this point, Hank's like, 
dude, I'm not scared. 

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It's not like that. 
I just like, I just don't want 

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any trouble. 
Like you're not worth my time. 

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He's like I. 
Am you're worth your time? 

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I'm worth all of your time plus 
some. 

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Because I'm worth more than you,
dude. 

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You don't know who you're 
messing with at. 

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This point right the emo kids 
was. 

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Really kind of just showing his 
true colors and being like, I 

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mean, kids insecure. 
That's fair enough. 

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He's trying to act all tough in 
front of his friends. 

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So once again, Hank's like, you 
know, he turns around and he's 

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like, all right, man. 
He's like, dude, I'm just not 

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doing this. 
Once again, have a good life. 

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Hank turns around and as Hank's 
turning around, the emo kid is 

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like in his head. 
He's like, I can't let this 

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00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,120
slide. 
So the emo kid literally raises 

441
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,680
up his hand and swings on Hank 
real quick. 

442
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,640
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Let's get back to the story. 

459
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,360
So Hank, remember, he turns 
around and Hank's like, dude, 

460
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,720
I'm not going to deal with you 
like that. 

461
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,560
It's not worth my time. 
So Hank turns around and the emo

462
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,800
kid who's like, I can't I can't 
let Hank like one up me. 

463
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,840
Like I can't let this random kid
like kind of like alpha me in 

464
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,680
front of my emo kid friends or 
whatever. 

465
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,360
So Hank turns. 
So as Hank turns around, the emo

466
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,120
kid swings on him, takes his 
first. 

467
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,480
The thing is though, the emo 
kid's not like a trained, I 

468
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,680
don't know, fighter or boxer or 
something. 

469
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,480
So obviously the emo kid doesn't
make contact with Hank. 

470
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,040
Instead of making contact with 
Hank, the emo kid nearly misses 

471
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,000
Hank and his like right hook 
goes right through a rack of 

472
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,720
clothes. 
The emo kid was also the emo kid

473
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,200
was really putting his full 
force into this too because once

474
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,840
once the emo kid misses and 
whiffs on Hank, the emo kid 

475
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,480
flies forward into the rack of 
clothes. 

476
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,160
So he basically like pushes 
himself into a rack of clothes, 

477
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,240
fails to swing on him. 
The mall cop however did see the

478
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,480
emo kid try and swing on Hank so
he walks in there. 

479
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,800
Hank turns around and he sees 
the emo kid on the floor in a 

480
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,080
pile of clothes and he's just so
confused on what happened. 

481
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,440
And then the Hank turns around 
the other way to see a mall cop 

482
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,000
standing in front of him. 
So Hanks really confused at this

483
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,320
moment he's like okay one second
ago I turned away from the emo 

484
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,240
kid and a second later the emo 
kid is sitting like face first 

485
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,440
in a pile of clothes and a mall 
cop is standing above me. 

486
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,160
Like this literally makes no 
sense. 

487
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,280
And sure enough, you know, the 
mall cops like hey, hold up 

488
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,800
everyone, I got to talk to you 
guys. 

489
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,800
And the two emo kids, like from 
the back, like they they get 

490
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,360
scared and they literally run 
off. 

491
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,840
They disappear into the rest of 
the stories. 

492
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,520
OK. 
You can't get back. 

493
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,000
Here, but also the mall cop 
didn't really care that much 

494
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,280
because he the two people that 
he really wanted to talk to were

495
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,000
both Hank and the emo kid who 
swung on him. 

496
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,800
So the emo kid gets up. 
He's like kind of panting a 

497
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,280
little bit. 
He's like, and the mall cops 

498
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,360
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you 
swing on this kid. 

499
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,400
I know you didn't make contact, 
but you did try and swing on 

500
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,960
this kid. 
It's 100% like what's going on 

501
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,480
here, The emo kids. 
Like, dude, I was just defending

502
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,440
myself. 
And at this point, you know, 

503
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,520
Hank's like that's not the case.
Like this. 

504
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,400
Like this kid and I were kind of
talking back and forth. 

505
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,360
He tried to pull down my pants. 
I made fun of him for doing 

506
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,560
that. 
I turned around. 

507
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,840
He tried to swing on me at this 
point, right? 

508
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,920
You know, the mall cop kind of 
witnessed the last, the last 60%

509
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,840
of this altercation. 
So he knows for a fact that he 

510
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,680
saw the EMO kid try and pull 
down the pants and then have an 

511
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,400
argument. 
So the EMO kid says, well, after

512
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,520
I pulled down his pants, this 
kid tried to swing on me and I 

513
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,960
just defended myself. 
And The thing is right, that was

514
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,600
a mistake for the EMO kid 
because the mall cop have been 

515
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,960
watching the whole thing. 
So mall cop knew for a fact that

516
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,680
that wasn't the case of what 
happened. 

517
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,840
So he went. 
So the mall cop goes on to say, 

518
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,200
like, dude, I know for a fact 
that's not what happened. 

519
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,840
I saw you guys kind of like 
bickering in the store and I 

520
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,560
wanted to make sure that we had 
no like nonsense going on. 

521
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,960
Obviously some nonsense did go 
on. 

522
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,720
And I, you know, I watched the 
whole thing. 

523
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,320
I saw you pull down, try and 
pull down this kids pants. 

524
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,760
He did not swing on you. 
I don't know what he said to you

525
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,320
that offended you or anything, 
but it's very clearly that, you 

526
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,960
know, you're the aggressor here 
and like, you know, I can't have

527
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,040
that. 
So he's like, hey, I'm going to 

528
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,200
need you to come with me and the
emo kids. 

529
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,240
Like all right, like all right, 
buddy, go ahead with him. 

530
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,440
And the emo kid is like looking 
at Hank and kind of giving him 

531
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,680
this look of like, come on, bud.
Like go, go ahead. 

532
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,600
He's asking for you. 
When in truth that, you know, 

533
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,440
the mall cop is not asking for 
Hank. 

534
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,440
The mall cop is asking for the 
emo kid. 

535
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,880
So the mall cops like, sorry, 
man, you must be mistaken. 

536
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,560
I'm not asking for this guy over
here pointing to Hank. 

537
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,440
He's like, I'm asking for you. 
Any points at the emo kid? 

538
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,640
And the emo kid is so absolutely
stunned by this revelation. 

539
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,480
He's like, at this point, the 
emo kid is practically 

540
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,360
speechless. 
The emo kid is standing there is

541
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,600
just like. 
You must have some kind of. 

542
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,800
You must have some kind of 
mistake. 

543
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,480
Or something like. 
You can't be talking about me. 

544
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,960
That's insane. 
Like there's there's no way Like

545
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,520
what? 
What? 

546
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,640
What do you mean? 
Hanks is. 

547
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,280
Looking at the emo kid with this
bit of a smirk and the the mall 

548
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,920
cop is kind of like, come on, 
bud, like we don't want to have 

549
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,280
any trouble here. 
Make this nice and easy for all 

550
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,280
of us and just come along with 
me. 

551
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,200
And you know, at this point the 
emo kit is looking at Hank and 

552
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,760
kind of just giving him this 
look of like, this isn't over, 

553
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,040
buddy. 
This isn't over. 

554
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,480
And Hank is kind of just like 
wow, this like a lot just went 

555
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,520
down the last five minutes, you 
know, because this was like no 

556
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,680
longer than like 10 minutes of 
an altercation. 

557
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,000
And as soon as the mall cop 
basically drags the e-mail kit 

558
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,840
away, his friend comes rushing 
up to him and he's like, dude, 

559
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,240
dude, like I just checked out 
the thing I was getting. 

560
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,160
And in his hand he had this 
like, skateboard thing or 

561
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,840
whatever. 
He's like, dude, I just saw like

562
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,760
a mall cop over here. 
I saw some kid getting dragged 

563
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,840
out of the store. 
Did you happen to see what 

564
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,960
happened? 
And Hank just looks at his 

565
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,640
friend and he's like, did I 
happen to see what happened? 

566
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,280
He's like, buddy, I lived. 
What happened? 

567
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,200
OK, so the we're going to call 
the subscriber for the next 

568
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,720
story. 
Bobby, I got a little King the 

569
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,400
Hill theme going on with these 
names because I got Bobby and 

570
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,000
Hank. 
If you know, you know, and 

571
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,520
you're cool. 
Anyway, so Bobby was like 

572
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,720
hanging out at home one day and 
one of his friends hits him up 

573
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,320
and, you know, Bobby, you know, 
doesn't see this friend this 

574
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,960
often because they happen to be 
going to two different schools, 

575
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,720
even though they live relatively
in the same area. 

576
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,040
They're both in high school and 
they're both seniors in high 

577
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,960
school. 
So Bobby's friend, who we're 

578
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,360
going to call Ben, actually 
happens to have a car at this 

579
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,400
point. 
And, you know, Bobby's friend 

580
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,760
Ben hits a Bobby one day and 
Bobby's just chilling at home. 

581
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,920
And he gets a text from Ben 
saying, hey, do you want to 

582
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,320
like, hang out today? 
And Bobby is feeling kind of 

583
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,080
lazy. 
So he's like, maybe like, what? 

584
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,240
What do you want to do? 
His friend's like, dude, I want 

585
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,400
to go to the skate park. 
And Bobby's in his head, he's 

586
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,240
like. 
I don't know if I want to. 

587
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,000
Go like this is. 
I don't know, I don't know. 

588
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,960
Man I really don't know and 
Bobby should have stayed home 

589
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,800
that day based on what was about
to go down but he didn't cuz he 

590
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,320
wanted to see his friend Ben and
he was like wait what else am I 

591
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,000
gonna do today? 
Watch Netflix? 

592
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,440
I know for a fact by the end of 
the day, if I'm just sitting 

593
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,160
here watching Netflix, I'm not 
gonna be a happy camper. 

594
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,880
So sure enough, Bobby, text him 
back. 

595
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,240
He's like, yeah, man, I don't 
got a ride, but if you can pick 

596
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,840
me up 100%. 
So sure enough, this friend, I 

597
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,440
don't know an hour later. 
Pulls up to Bobbye. 

598
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,040
House and says hey man, get in 
and Bobby shows up to the 

599
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,520
window. 
He's like, hey, what's up Ben, 

600
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,880
Haven't seen you in forever. 
Just so you know, I don't have a

601
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,200
skateboard, just so you're 
aware. 

602
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,080
And Bens, like dude, I got 2 in 
the back. 

603
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,440
Don't worry about that. 
I got you. 

604
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,040
So sure enough. 
Ben hops into the car with Bobby

605
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,880
and Bobby hops into the car with
Ben. 

606
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,960
They drive over to the skate 
park, which is like 15 minutes 

607
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,640
away from where Bobby lives and 
they get out. 

608
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,320
And you know, Bobby used to 
skate a little bit back in the 

609
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,600
day with his friend. 
It's been a while, so he's not 

610
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,560
going to do any tricks or 
anything like that, but he's 

611
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,680
just getting along and the he's 
just getting on the board. 

612
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,760
He's kind of riding around a 
bit, just getting a little bit 

613
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,880
exercise. 
And mostly he's out there just 

614
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,280
to hang out with Ben because he 
hasn't seen Ben in a second. 

615
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,520
And they used to be really 
tight. 

616
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just chilling at the

617
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,480
skate park. 
They're having a good time. 

618
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,760
They're kind of just living 
their life. 

619
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,920
And that's when a group, a 
group, a very specific looking 

620
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,840
group of of these e-mail kids, 
they pop out of nowhere 

621
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,680
basically, and they just appear 
at the end of the skate park. 

622
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,560
So this skate park is pretty 
big. 

623
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,360
It's not like a massive 1. 
It's not like a where you'd have

624
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,200
a professional skater event or 
something, but it's a pretty big

625
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,920
skate park. 
Like the city definitely puts 

626
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,000
them like a good amount of bread
into making this. 

627
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,680
So sure enough, you know, 
they're looking over and they 

628
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,320
see this group of kids. 
And this group of kids has like 

629
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,840
a ringleader that's like 
standing in front of the other 

630
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,200
two and he's kind of dressed 
like the other. 

631
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,320
They're all dressed like kind of
like the other emo kids in the 

632
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,280
last story time. 
So I'm not gonna go ahead and 

633
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,240
describe them. 
They're dressed a little bit 

634
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,960
differently, but it's all kind 
of the same, if you know what I 

635
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,840
mean. 
So the sure enough, you know, 

636
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,200
the kids are just standing at 
the end of the park and it's 

637
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,520
really awkward because like 
Bobby goes over to Ben. 

638
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,680
He's like dude, like see those 
kids and Ben's like, yeah, just 

639
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,640
been staring at them and Ben's 
like dude, they just been 

640
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,080
looking at us for like the last 
thing checks his watch. 

641
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,360
He's like, dude, they just been 
looking at us for like the last 

642
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,400
like 2 minutes, bro. 
That's really freaking weird. 

643
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,520
And, you know, Bobby's like, 
yeah, man, like this is kind of 

644
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,600
weird. 
I don't totally know, like, 

645
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,200
what's the deal with all this? 
Like, do you know what's up with

646
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,880
them? 
And Ben's like, dude, I don't go

647
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,040
to the skate park. 
Like this is your skate park. 

648
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,320
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't 
really skate anymore. 

649
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,840
So I don't know, maybe this is 
like a place they normally go 

650
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,640
to. 
Either way, this is kind of 

651
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,640
weird. 
Let's just stay on this side and

652
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,440
hopefully they'll stay on their 
side. 

653
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,680
And if they come over, you know,
hopefully they're cool. 

654
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,760
Spoiler they're not. 
Cool. 

655
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,880
Yeah, they're they're the 
farthest thing from cool. 

656
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,160
But anyways, you know, Bobby and
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore 

657
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,920
these kids as these kids, 
literally they The thing is 

658
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,440
these kids, they're not they 
don't even have skates with, 

659
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,120
they don't even have like a 
skateboard with them. 

660
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,280
And you don't need to have a 
skateboard to hang out at a 

661
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,080
skate park. 
You know, a park is a park and 

662
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,720
it's a cool place to just hang 
out some friends. 

663
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,120
That's 100% true. 
However, I will say it is a 

664
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,680
little weird to like show up in 
a group of kids or a group of 

665
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,240
like a bunch of people stand 
there and watch other people 

666
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,280
without saying anything to each 
other, without doing anything 

667
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,840
like that. 
I will say that itself is pretty

668
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,000
weird. 
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 

669
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,200
and Ben are just kind of 
standing there like, dude, this 

670
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,800
is really freaking weird. 
What's going on? 

671
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,960
And that's when they look over 
and sure enough, they see the 

672
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,040
emo kids start to walk closer to
them. 

673
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,200
Like the emo kids were just 
standing there for a. 

674
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,120
Good. 
Solid, I'd say. 10 minutes. 

675
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,760
And that's when the emo kids 
start to walk over to Bobby and 

676
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,840
Ben. 
And at this point, you know, Ben

677
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,360
turns over. 
He's like, dude, what is up with

678
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,480
your neighborhood, bro? 
Like, why do you always get the 

679
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,520
weirdos? 
And Bobby's like, dude, it's not

680
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,360
my fault. 
I don't go here this often. 

681
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,240
I don't know. 
And that's when the group of emo

682
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,400
kids shows up and there's like 
very clearly like this is going 

683
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,280
to sound weird, but like an A1, 
like, OK, I'm not trying to use 

684
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,880
like weird like alpha male terms
or whatever. 

685
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,760
Oh, Connor, which one's the 
Sigma male? 

686
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,440
Shut up. 
If you see that, if you say that

687
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,320
in the comments section, 
ironically, dude, actually shut 

688
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,400
up. 
But anyways, sure enough, you 

689
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,560
know, the the kind of like the 
alpha, the pack, whatever that 

690
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:16,440
even means in emo pack words is 
like, hey, you 2, I need a word 

691
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,640
with you. 
And Bobby and Ben kind of just 

692
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,000
look at each other just like, Oh
my God, like, what's going on 

693
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,920
here? 
This is kind of strange, you 

694
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,600
know, Bobby Ben kind of like 
whispers over to Bobby, like. 

695
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,920
Dude. 
We are never going back to your 

696
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,160
park ever again. 
Bobby kind of just gives him 

697
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,880
this look of like, dude, I can't
control this. 

698
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,160
So sure enough, the emo kid, 
let's just call him alpha emo 

699
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,200
kid. 
Now, I can't say that for much 

700
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,920
longer. 
The the the main emo kid, king 

701
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,680
of the pack or whatever walks up
to them. 

702
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,720
He's like, bro, do you not? 
Do you not know? 

703
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,480
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 
at each other and you know. 

704
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,120
Bobby speaks up and says no, no 
like knows what? 

705
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,320
Like no what? 
The emo kid laughs like. 

706
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,680
You don't know. 
Then this is our turf, dude. 

707
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,840
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 
at each other, and Ben speaks up

708
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,640
like turf emo kids. 
Like, yeah, man, you don't 

709
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,080
understand. 
This is our turf. 

710
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,440
And Bobby just means like, what 
was that even mean? 

711
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,480
And they're like you, dude, you 
don't want to mess with us. 

712
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,480
And one of them like 
legitimately, legitimately pulls

713
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,080
out like a wand, not, not like a
knife or something, not like 

714
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,560
actually trying to be 
intimidating. 

715
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,600
Like this isn't like, oh, they 
think they're like actually in a

716
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,120
gang or something. 
This is their turf. 

717
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,760
They pull out a wand like a 
freaking Harry Potter magic 

718
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,040
wand. 
And you know, the main emo kids 

719
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,720
like bro, my boy over here knows
magic. 

720
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,600
You don't want to mess with him,
dude. 

721
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,880
And so Bobby and Ben kind of 
look at these kids. 

722
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,640
And Ben speaks up. 
Ben's a little bit more brash. 

723
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,600
Ben's a little bit more, I don't
know, confident is maybe the 

724
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,040
wrong word, but I'm gonna use 
that word then, Bob, 

725
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,320
confrontational. 
That's right. 

726
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,440
Ben's a bit more confrontational
than Bobby is, so Bobby would've

727
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,440
been fine literally just going 
somewhere else. 

728
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,040
It's not like there's not a lot 
of other, I mean, there's not a 

729
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,800
lot of other places they could 
go, but it's not like Bobby's a 

730
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,040
big skater in the 1st place. 
He just wanted to hang out with 

731
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040
Ben. 
And Ben literally goes up. 

732
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,480
He's like, dude, what are you 
going to do with that little 

733
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,760
magic wand? 
You're going to wave it around 

734
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,800
and put a spell on me? 
It's this freaking Harry Potter,

735
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,280
dude. 
We don't care. 

736
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,240
You guys don't have turf. 
That's ridiculous. 

737
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,320
Like, look, we're not taking up 
the whole park. 

738
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,800
This park's massive. 
You guys troll over there. 

739
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,240
We'll do our thing over here. 
We like, there won't be any 

740
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,880
trouble. 
The emo kids like, dude, there's

741
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,920
going to be trouble if you guys 
don't leave or at least pay 

742
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,440
respects. 
And you know, Ben at this 

743
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,720
point's like the freaky mean pay
respects. 

744
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,200
Like, what is that? 
Like, what do you even mean by 

745
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,040
that? 
And at this point, Bobby's 

746
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,600
starting to realize that Ben is 
kind of finding this amusing 

747
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,760
more than concerning. 
Bobby's more concerned by this 

748
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,120
just because they outnumber them
like 4 to 2. 

749
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,160
And these emo kids definitely 
like aren't hitting the gym 

750
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,320
every day, but the same time, 
like 4 to 2, it doesn't matter 

751
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,560
like how big you are, like 
you're not taking them 

752
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,280
one-on-one. 
So like Bobby didn't want 

753
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,360
anything like that. 
Even if it's that emo kids 

754
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,280
smoke, he didn't want it in the 
first place. 

755
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,760
So sure enough, Bobby kind of 
looks at Ben and kind of gives 

756
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,280
them a look of like, hey, like, 
come on now. 

757
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,520
And Ben is like, no, I'm going 
with this. 

758
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,200
And Ben's like, all right, man, 
you know what? 

759
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,800
Put a spell on us, bro. 
Like if you honestly like, you 

760
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,800
know what? 
We're going to take the 

761
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,520
punishment. 
Put a spell on us. 

762
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,360
And the main emo kid looks at 
them is like, dude, you don't 

763
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,760
want our smoke like that. 
You don't want us to like drop a

764
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,000
spell on you like that, bro. 
You don't know our power. 

765
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:26,480
You don't totally get it. 
And Bobby is just looking at 

766
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,280
them and Bobby's like kind of 
like completely freaked out at 

767
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,920
this point. 
Not that they're going to 

768
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,800
actually put a spell on him and 
you know, I don't know, curse 

769
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,239
him or something. 
Bobby's just so freaked out by 

770
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,360
everything going on. 
He just doesn't want anything to

771
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,199
do with it. 
So Bobby is like, I don't know, 

772
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:44,159
man, how about we just like we 
stay here and you go over there 

773
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,120
and the emo kids like I'm not 
talking to you, little boy, 

774
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,320
which like Bobby was like so 
taken aback by this and Ben was 

775
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,960
like, you don't call my friend 
that. 

776
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,480
Come on if. 
You're such a big guy, little 

777
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,360
boy. 
And at this point, Ben says 

778
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,600
little boy, back to them. 
If you're not such a big guy, 

779
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,280
little boy, put a spell on us. 
He. 

780
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,760
Points the guy in the back and 
there's like a little emo kid in

781
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,880
the back with like a little 
magic wand or something. 

782
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,080
The main e-mail kid says. 
You know what gentlemen? 

783
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,880
Gentlemen, I don't want you guys
to be seriously hurt. 

784
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,800
So I'm going to give you one 
more chance to to leave the 

785
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:23,040
premises or my friend will put a
spell on you and one you will be

786
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,840
cursed so badly that you will 
not make it out of this park 

787
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,440
alive. 
We have magical powers that you 

788
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,680
simply don't understand. 
And Ben is looking at them and 

789
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,800
and Bobby is looking at them and
the emo kids are looking back. 

790
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,600
At this point, it's a class that
it's it's one of those classic 

791
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,680
Texas stand offs, like who's 
going to shoot first? 

792
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,440
But instead of shooting, it's 
either staying there or shooting

793
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,280
your magic spells through your 
wand or whatever. 

794
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,840
And you know, Ben was like, all 
right, no, we're staying here. 

795
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,120
Put a spell on us, do it. 
And the emo kid is like, fine, 

796
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,240
you've sealed your fate. 
And all of them walk away. 

797
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,800
And at this point, you know, 
Bobby and Ben look at each 

798
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,880
other. 
And Bobby's like, dude, those 

799
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,760
kids are weird. 
Like, I have no idea what's 

800
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,520
going on. 
Ben is like, really? 

801
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,760
Is your neighborhood spawning 
out the most MPCS in the world? 

802
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,160
Dude, like, this is crazy. 
And that, you know, Bobby and 

803
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,200
Ben, we're probably going to go 
back and forth a little bit 

804
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,560
about how weird these kids were,
but they were unfortunately 

805
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,520
interrupted by chanting. 
So they look over and they see 

806
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,960
the e-mail kids like holding 
hands chanting like kind of like

807
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,880
going in a circle, like kind of 
like moving in a circle holding 

808
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,400
hands, chanting like demonic 
tongues. 

809
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,000
At this point, Bobby's like, 
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. 

810
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,160
And Ben's like, dude, this is a 
comedy routine. 

811
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,880
Please, like chill out. 
And this point they do like the 

812
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,400
chanting gets louder and louder 
and it's kind of weird. 

813
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,680
Like it's really strange. 
It's like, they definitely been 

814
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,240
rehearsing this. 
And Bobby is going to. 

815
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,640
Bobby admits to me that for a 
split second he was thinking 

816
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,320
like, dude, what? 
These kids actually have magic 

817
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,440
powers. 
Spoiler they don't. 

818
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,240
They're just. 
Weird, right? 

819
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,880
And by the end of the chant, you
know, one of the kids comes over

820
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,800
the main one, grabs the wand, 
starts swinging it around and 

821
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:13,280
starts walking over to them. 
He's like like one last chance, 

822
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:17,400
boys, I'm giving you one last 
chance to literally survive. 

823
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,920
This is I'm giving you one more 
chance unless you want to, like 

824
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,040
if you want to leave here and 
see your parents again. 

825
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,200
And Bobby was just in his head. 
Like dude, this kids are legitly

826
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,040
weird. 
And Ben says, bring it on, dude.

827
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:34,160
I wanna see the worst you have. 
And Bobby was like, he admits he

828
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,000
was a little bit concerned just 
because, I don't know, just, 

829
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,960
like, the confidence these emo 
kids had was kind of startling. 

830
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,320
And the main emo kids, like, 
fine, takes up his wand. 

831
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,160
He starts, like, saying a bunch 
of, like, random gibberish and 

832
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,960
waving his wand in a circular 
motion, pointing it at Bobby, 

833
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,520
Right? 
Or at Ben, not Bobby. 

834
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,120
And Ben, you know, kind of looks
at Bobby and gives him a wink. 

835
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,560
And Bobby knows that. 
But you know, Ben's about to be 

836
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:03,360
up to some mischief. 
And the kid is like, it does 

837
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,880
like, what is very clearly, 
like, the final motion. 

838
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:11,160
And Ben literally like opens his
eyes super wide, clutches his 

839
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,000
heart and drops to the ground 
and doesn't move. 

840
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,520
Bobby is like a little bit 
freaked out, but he also 

841
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,880
remembers that Ben just like 
gave him a big wink. 

842
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,280
And you hear all the emo kids, 
like some of them are in the 

843
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,280
back. 
Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it 

844
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,640
actually worked. 
The spell actually worked. 

845
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,600
And the main emo kid has his 
look on his face like the most 

846
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,200
scared look you've ever seen. 
The main emo kid was terrified 

847
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,720
because for like a couple like 
for a good 30 seconds, the main 

848
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,000
emo kid actually thought that he
just killed this kid from his 

849
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,920
like magic spell or whatever. 
So sure enough, you know the emo

850
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,040
kid like drops his wand, rushes 
up to Ben and is like. 

851
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,560
No, no, the spell, it was too 
powerful. 

852
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,520
I should have held back. 
And Bobby's is looking at them 

853
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,920
and the e-mail kids, the other 
ones are standing like talking 

854
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,600
to each other and they're like 
frantically talking to each 

855
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,640
other. 
They are really concerned about 

856
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,520
this. 
They're like dude. 

857
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,440
Do we call the cops? 
Do we bury the body? 

858
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,440
Like what do we do? 
Like what if our parents find 

859
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,360
out? 
All this kind of nonsense, 

860
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,080
right? 
And that's when you hear 

861
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,760
giggling. 
It started as giggling, but then

862
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,600
it just evolved into laughter. 
And that's when Ben flips over 

863
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,920
and is this. 
You can see that he's just been 

864
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,560
laughing. 
He couldn't hold it in any 

865
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,600
longer and he. 
Gets up, he's like, Oh my God, 

866
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,280
Oh my God, he fell for it. 
This is the funniest thing. 

867
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,200
Ever. 
He's like, guys, you're not 

868
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,760
Wizards, you're just weird. 
Go to look, go to that side of 

869
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,680
the park. 
We're going to be here and 

870
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,080
there's nothing you can do about
it. 

871
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,680
And that's when I think the emo 
kids kind of realize that, you 

872
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,080
know, they weren't going to 
scare them out of there and they

873
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,640
definitely were not going to 
fight them out of there either. 

874
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,720
So sure enough, the emo kids 
are. 

875
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:50,240
They don't even say anything 
these kids have or they're kind 

876
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,320
of, I guess they're kind of done
with trying to scare like Bobby 

877
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,480
and Ben out of there. 
So they pick up their stuff, 

878
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,120
they get up and they leave. 
And Bobby and Ben, you know, 

879
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,280
they go back to doing their 
whatever they were doing before.

880
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,680
But it really was just never the
same after that. 

881
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,640
Because like for the rest of the
day, Bobby, like Ben would just 

882
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,880
continuously make emo kid jokes 
and Bobby would laugh and make 

883
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,280
them back. 
So in fact, the rest of the day 

884
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,760
was better than ever before. 
And this happened a long time 

885
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,240
ago. 
Like, this happened like four or

886
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,080
five years ago, and Bobby and 
Ben actually can't. 

887
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,080
Reunited a couple years like 
about a year ago, and literally 

888
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,280
the only thing they did during 
their when they reunited was 

889
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,680
retold this story and made jokes
about it the entire time And 

890
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,280
yeah, this is probably if you 
want to continue supporting the 

891
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,520
channel, please click on the 
video on screen right now. 

892
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,640
I know you'll. 
Enjoy it, just click it, do it. 

893
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,640
How's it going, everyone? 
Today we have a story of one of 

894
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,400
the cringiest emo kids of all. 
Time so sit back, relax, 

895
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,080
subscribe to the channel if 
you're new, we're calling 

896
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,480
today's subscriber who submitted
the story Brent. 

897
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,560
So this all happened when Brent 
was at soccer camp. 

898
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,480
And so Brent went to the soccer 
camp every single year. 

899
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,400
And it just happened that this 
year he encountered the emo kid 

900
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,880
at soccer camp. 
So anyways, this was just 

901
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,240
another summer of Brent going to
soccer camp. 

902
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,240
His mom dropped him off and once
again he was pretty excited to 

903
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,720
go, unfortunately. 
Some of the friends he made from

904
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,200
the year before, they didn't 
show up this time. 

905
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,440
So he kind of like was kind of 
very proactive about finding 

906
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,880
people, you know, meeting new 
people and trying to make some 

907
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,880
new friends. 
So anyways, in the very 

908
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,280
beginning of soccer camp, they 
had kind of a get to know other 

909
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,320
people type deal and all of a 
sudden, right Brent sees this 

910
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,280
girl and she was that kind of 
like the girls soccer camp. 

911
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,960
So it was kind of split up like 
boys soccer camp and girls 

912
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,240
soccer camp. 
However, it was all under the 

913
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,760
same umbrella of like the soccer
camp program. 

914
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,720
So they would eat lunch 
together, do non soccer 

915
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:46,000
activities, but like the morning
soccer practices were kind of 

916
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,200
split up by gender like that. 
And so anyways, right, right 

917
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,320
away Brent saw this girl Emily, 
and he immediately kind of fell 

918
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,880
in love with her. 
Not actually, but was like, OMG,

919
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,720
lol she's cute. 
I'm going to have to, I'm going 

920
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,840
to try and hit non skin. 
He's like, I don't know, He's 

921
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,800
like he's gone to soccer camp. 
He's not trying to hit bro. 

922
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,760
That's. 
Crazy, but anyways, right, so 

923
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,760
she's going to be an important 
character later on, but for the 

924
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,160
meantime, we don't need to think
about her because someone much 

925
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,120
more important comes into the 
picture. 

926
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,200
So while Brent is thinking about
like, Oh my God, look at that 

927
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,920
girl over there. 
I got to start talking to her. 

928
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,680
That's crazy. 
He accidentally bumps into this 

929
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,480
guy and he look turns around. 
This guy is like, I don't know, 

930
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,440
a little bit bigger than him, a 
little bit heavier than him, 

931
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:33,200
just like kind of a bigger guy 
and he's he's got this like long

932
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,120
black hair that's swooshed over.
He's like he's wearing like the 

933
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,240
standard soccer cleats, but 
otherwise it's like this black 

934
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:44,200
band heavy metal T-shirt. 
He's got like black painted 

935
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,640
nails. 
He's got like a spiky wristband 

936
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,680
on or whatever. 
He turns around he's like, yo, 

937
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,320
what did you, what did you bump 
into me, bro? 

938
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,040
And Brent's like Oh my fault 
like didn't mean to do that. 

939
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,320
He's like. 
You think that I'm You don't 

940
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,480
think that I'm an alpha. 
Is that what you think? 

941
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,520
Brent's like. 
What he's like I'm an alpha 

942
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,720
male, just in case you weren't 
aware, which I I know that you 

943
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:10,320
subconsciously were because you 
know, all betas instantly know 

944
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,080
when there's an alpha present. 
And Andrew? 

945
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,600
'S or Brent's. 
Sorry, Andrew was the guy from 

946
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,880
like 7 stories ago. 
Brent was like, what? 

947
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,520
He's like bro do you not know 
what beta males and alpha males?

948
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,360
Are, well, basically, beta males
are like you and lame and alpha 

949
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,000
males are strong, powerful and 
dominant in the pack. 

950
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,960
And with that, like the emo kids
does a big, like, swipe of his 

951
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,920
big, long black hair. 
So like, his bangs would no 

952
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,160
longer cover his eyes. 
It immediately fell back in 

953
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,920
front of his face. 
He's like, yeah, just so you 

954
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,120
know, kid, get out of my way. 
And the emo kid like shuffles 

955
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,320
away. 
And this was Brents first 

956
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:53,160
interaction with the emo kid. 
So he's like, uh, OK that that's

957
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,560
cool man. 
Like, OK, see you around, buddy.

958
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,440
Bye, bye. 
So anyways, let's let's Fast 

959
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,560
forward a little bit. 
After soccer practice in the 

960
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,200
morning, Brent was actually one 
of the better kids there. 

961
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,000
He was pretty good at soccer. 
They had lunch and then the 

962
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,160
afternoon they had activities 
such as like this, like, I don't

963
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,960
know, like tag capture of like 
all kind of like random camp 

964
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,840
activities. 
And today was capture the flag. 

965
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,760
And Brent happened to be on the 
same team as Emily. 

966
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,240
So immediately he goes over 
there, he's like, hey, how's it 

967
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,680
going? 
Like my name is Brent. 

968
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,400
Emily's like, hey, like my 
name's Emily. 

969
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,840
Nice to meet you. 
And Brent and Emily immediately 

970
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,880
hit it off. 
They're having a good time. 

971
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,600
They're talking with each other.
They're enjoying each other's 

972
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,560
company. 
You simply love to see it. 

973
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:40,040
And like, from very far away, 
Brent catches the catches the 

974
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,360
eye of the emo kid who's on the 
other team. 

975
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,840
And is this staring him down? 
For some reason? 

976
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,680
Brent doesn't really think much 
of it. 

977
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,880
And then, like, you know, he 
goes back to talking to Emily. 

978
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,160
So they're playing capture the 
flag right now. 

979
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,920
And Brent, you know, runs over 
to the other side, gets the flag

980
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,320
right, and it starts running 
back to his side. 

981
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,160
If you don't know capture flag, 
there's like this little penny 

982
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,920
on both sides or like a little 
piece of cloth or something. 

983
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,600
And while you're on the opponent
side, if they tag you, you're in

984
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,240
jail. 
But what you're trying to do is 

985
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,800
you're trying to run over there,
grab their flag and run back to 

986
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,600
your side without being tagged. 
However, there was a stipulation

987
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,560
that it had to be A tag. 
This isn't tackling. 

988
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,080
You can't push someone. 
You can't like punch them or 

989
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,200
anything. 
You all you have to tag them if 

990
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,960
they're on your side. 
So you know, Sam, Brent is 

991
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,040
running over there. 
Sorry, I have a list of names in

992
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,200
front of me. 
And from other stories, Brent is

993
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,520
running over there. 
He grabs the enemy team's flag 

994
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,560
and is running back to his side.
And he's really close when he 

995
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,120
just like immediately slams into
the ground. 

996
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,440
And that's when he realizes that
there's a big guy eye on top of 

997
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,640
him, and that's when he realizes
that the emo kid tackled him. 

998
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,320
So the emo. 
Kids like nice try buddy. 

999
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,720
Next time try not to fight to 
the alpha males. 

1000
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,960
And then it came. 
Counselor comes over and says 

1001
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,240
hey. 
Hey, we said. 

1002
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,120
No tackling. 
You you're on the sidelines. 

1003
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,600
Points to the emo kid, you know 
he's disqualified or whatever 

1004
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,960
has this did on the sidelines. 
So. 

1005
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,040
Alpha man. 
But anyways, right, so the 

1006
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,280
pennies returned, but also Brent
isn't in like jail. 

1007
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,360
He goes back to the other side 
and the emo kid has to sit out 

1008
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,560
for the rest of capture the flag
and Brent continues to talk to 

1009
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,080
Emily and the entire time the 
emo kid is just like looking 

1010
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,280
over and he's like all angrily 
staring at Brent. 

1011
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,680
So Brent is now he's official 
enemy. 

1012
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,600
Brent kind of just assumed that 
they were enemies because of 

1013
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,240
when he bumped into him and also
when he got him disqualified, 

1014
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,960
which did Brent really get him 
disqualified or was because he's

1015
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,920
an idiot and jumped on him? 
That's why he got disqualified. 

1016
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,240
Who knows, ma'am? 
But there was another reason why

1017
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,160
the emo kid hated Brent. 
There was another reason that 

1018
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:51,680
Brent did not realize at the 
moment, but was very, very, very

1019
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,280
potent. 
And it's going to be very, very 

1020
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,120
important for later on in the 
story. 

1021
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,240
I'm going to, I'm going to give 
you guys a hint. 

1022
00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,120
It starts with an E and ends 
with Emily. 

1023
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,160
Did you guys get it? 
Starts with an E and ends with 

1024
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,240
Emily. 
Emily. 

1025
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,080
I'm just going to tell you. 
Yeah. 

1026
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,920
Is Emily the girl? 
So emo kid likes her. 

1027
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,440
Anyways, so Brent and Emily talk
for the rest of that capture the

1028
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,800
flag game. 
The entire time the emo kid is 

1029
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,040
staring Brent down. 
Brent just simply assumes, well,

1030
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,880
this kid hates me for that 
reason only. 

1031
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,200
But let me just say that the 
next week of soccer camp was the

1032
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,880
craziest week that Brent has 
ever had. 

1033
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,120
So anyways, right, his mom picks
him up. 

1034
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,040
He goes back home. 
His mom's like, hey, how was the

1035
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,200
first day? 
And Brent says, oh, I met this 

1036
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,720
really weird kid who tackled me.
And she's like, oh, my God, are 

1037
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,120
you OK? 
He's like, yeah, actually, I 

1038
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,520
barely need scrapes on me even. 
But he seems to not like me. 

1039
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,000
So I'll keep you updated on 
that. 

1040
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,320
So Brent is dropped off the next
day, and he walks over there. 

1041
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,400
And that's when the emo kid, you
know, is just staring him down. 

1042
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:50,400
And you know, Brent is kind of 
walking over because there's a 

1043
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,120
little bit of like a 5/10/15 
minute period where the kids are

1044
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,560
just standing around talking 
with each other, waiting for 

1045
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,920
them all to be dropped off. 
And then the kind of the soccer 

1046
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:03,720
camp officials or camp 
counselors would then split them

1047
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,520
up into groups, do soccer 
drills, play games, whatever, 

1048
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,920
standard kind of affair. 
And he's just kind of waiting 

1049
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,360
around. 
And that's when the emo kid 

1050
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,720
comes up to him and says. 
So you're challenging my 

1051
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:17,840
authority as the alpha man, and 
Brent is kind of just like what 

1052
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,880
he's like. 
I'll say it again just in case 

1053
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,440
your little beta ears couldn't 
hear me. 

1054
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,080
So you're challenging my 
authority that I that I'm the 

1055
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,080
alpha male of the pack if we 
were. 

1056
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,080
Wolves, which we kind of are, 
and. 

1057
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,200
Brent was like, what? 
If we were. 

1058
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,400
Wolves. 
This we kind of are. 

1059
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,480
As I said, I would be the alpha 
male alpha wolf and you would be

1060
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,400
the beta wolf and I would be 
banging your wife while you 

1061
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,360
watch Little Cook Beta wolf 
wolf. 

1062
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:49,760
And Brent is looking at this kid
and this kid is like, like, no 

1063
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,120
offense, but this kid is like 
the opposite of what a 

1064
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,520
stereotypical alpha male would 
look like, right? 

1065
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,560
One of those red pit alpha 
males. 

1066
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,400
It just looks the complete 
opposite of that. 

1067
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,400
But anyways, Brett's not going 
to get into like a, you know, a 

1068
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,520
he's not going to like, he's not
going to rebuttal this kid 

1069
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,920
because like, what is there to 
rebuttal? 

1070
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,160
Everything man like this kid has
no. 

1071
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,600
Argument. 
But anyways, Brent's like. 

1072
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,440
OK, and the emo kids like, well,
you say OK, but remember 

1073
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,200
yesterday when you got me kicked
out of the game, which you 

1074
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,040
obviously tipped off the ref and
Brett's like, bro, you tackled 

1075
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,240
me. 
It's very clearly stated in the 

1076
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:27,240
rule books that you're not 
allowed to tackle anyone. 

1077
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,840
How is this on me? 
He's like dude it was so clearly

1078
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,960
on you because the ref 
understood that I was the alpha 

1079
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,520
male and I was simply asserting 
my dominance bro. 

1080
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,720
And you know what? 
Brent's just like, dude, the, 

1081
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,480
the, the freak. 
Are you talking about dude? 

1082
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,440
Like I, I, I paid him off with 
what? 

1083
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,360
The $5 allowance I get a week 
with what? 

1084
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,720
My my, you smelly stinky socks. 
What? 

1085
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:54,320
What do I have? 
And he's like, I don't know, 

1086
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,360
man. 
I don't know. 

1087
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,520
Maybe he took his daughter in a 
day because his daughter's so 

1088
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,960
ugly she'd never get a date. 
And Brent's like, was, was that 

1089
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,080
a dis? 
Like, does he even have a 

1090
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,960
daughter? 
He's like 20 bro. 

1091
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,680
What? 
And then emailed kids like 

1092
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,080
anyways I just wanted to let you
know that I'm the F man, you're 

1093
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,120
the beta man. 
I will do you. 

1094
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,680
What if when you have one and 
scene and the emo kid walks 

1095
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,600
away? 
And brand at this point is like.

1096
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,880
What? 
Why? 

1097
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,040
Why? 
Why? 

1098
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,280
Why? 
Why is this my life? 

1099
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,040
Anyway, so skip forward to the 
the soccer practice. 

1100
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,960
They're put into groups and the 
emo kid was in Group B earlier. 

1101
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,720
So they basically split them up 
into Group A and Group B. 

1102
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:43,600
So the Group A is the better 
players and Group B is the crap.

1103
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,480
I'm just kidding. 
The players who are newer to 

1104
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,880
soccer and the emo kid 
apparently was on the like was 

1105
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,320
on the cusp of Group A. 
It was on, it was at the very 

1106
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,240
top of Group B. 
And because his performance was 

1107
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,200
good enough, he was actually 
moved up to Group A. 

1108
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,240
So now Brent, instead of having 
a morning to himself to focus on

1109
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:04,720
soccer, now had to deal with the
emo kid being, you know, thrown 

1110
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,920
into the mix here. 
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some 

1111
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,680
drills with a soccer ball, and 
they're kind of like kicking 

1112
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,280
them around cones. 
You have to kind of keep control

1113
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,800
of the ball while you're 
running. 

1114
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,920
And the emo kid, like, they 
started, they said, OK, line up 

1115
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,400
into three groups. 
And the emo kid immediately ran 

1116
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,160
behind Brent, and Brent kind of 
looks behind him. 

1117
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,160
He's like, what? 
An emo kid said nothing, Brent, 

1118
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,760
just letting you know that I'm 
the FML here. 

1119
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,400
And Brent's like, OK fine, let's
just do the drill. 

1120
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,560
So the ref blows the whistle, 
Brent starts kicking the ball 

1121
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,360
and moving with it, and the emo 
kid immediately runs up behind 

1122
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,560
him and trips. 
Him, he's like, oh. 

1123
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,720
Sorry. 
And the ref's like hey. 

1124
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,560
And the emo. 
Kids like it was an accident, I 

1125
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,920
swear. 
The ref's like, all right, be 

1126
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,480
careful and Brent. 
Is starting to get really. 

1127
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,760
Angry because like, you know, if
you got an injury in soccer, 

1128
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,080
like especially if you get like 
a foot injury, he could be out 

1129
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,480
for the entire week. 
I mean, this is like one of his 

1130
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,280
favorite camps that he has every
single summer. 

1131
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,120
He loves going to it as one of 
his favorite things to do. 

1132
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,360
And this emo kid for the second 
time in the last 24 hours has, 

1133
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,640
you know, caught like has gotten
really close to causing him a 

1134
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,520
pretty big injury. 
Like, I mean, he could have like

1135
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,760
he jumped on him yesterday. 
He ran behind him, knocking him 

1136
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,640
over. 
What if he twisted an ankle? 

1137
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,280
What if he like, I don't know, 
fractured something in his leg? 

1138
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,920
Like, it's not that hard, 
especially when you got a big 

1139
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,120
old kid jumping on top of you 
every 5 minutes. 

1140
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,240
It's difficult. 
It's it's not that difficult, 

1141
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:31,080
man. 
So anyways, Brent, for the next 

1142
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,960
activity, waits to get into line
before the emo kid does because 

1143
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,280
he doesn't want to be in the 
same line as the emo kid. 

1144
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,240
But it turns out that like, 
everyone else lines up and it's 

1145
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,040
literally just Brent and the emo
kid waiting for each other to 

1146
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,320
move because the Brent wants to 
go where the emo kid doesn't go 

1147
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,600
and the emo kid wants to go 
where Brent goes. 

1148
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,720
And the refs are, or they're not
the refs, but the soccer coaches

1149
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,600
are like, come on, come on. 
Kind of like guys get into the 

1150
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,760
line and Brent's like, OK, And 
he sprints to the end of the 

1151
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,280
line. 
And then the emo kid sprints to 

1152
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,680
the back of that line and the 
coach is like emo kid says his 

1153
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,160
actual name. 
Can you go to another line like 

1154
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,280
that? 
Lines too long? 

1155
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,000
The emo kids like OK, moves over
one line and when the coach 

1156
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,800
turns his head, the emo kid 
literally runs back into the 

1157
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,760
line with Brent again. 
So when the coach turns around, 

1158
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,280
he's like, but Emo Kit, I said 
could you go to that line? 

1159
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,320
And he's like fine Emo Kit 
eventually goes to that line, 

1160
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,000
actually does that. 
So for the rest of soccer? 

1161
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,320
Practice the emo kid tried to 
like bump into Brent tried to 

1162
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,040
make his life difficult 
basically was just being a big 

1163
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,640
butt the entire time, but 
thankfully right I know that 

1164
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,000
nothing really happened He 
didn't bump into Brent 

1165
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,800
successfully again. 
In fact, the emo kid, most of 

1166
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,440
the time when he tried to bump 
into Brent, Brent would do some 

1167
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,480
like very slick soccer move, 
kind of like break his ankles. 

1168
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,280
Not literally, but you know what
I and the emo kid would like 

1169
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,360
fall flat on his face because he
kind of like tried to run into 

1170
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,000
Brent and then Brent sidestepped
him and completely swerved out 

1171
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,880
of his way. 
ANYWAYS, though, things start to

1172
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,600
get a little bit more 
interesting because throughout 

1173
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,320
the next day, Brendan, Emily are
talking it up. 

1174
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,760
It's very it's very like it's 
kind of like the known thing for

1175
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,880
the camp that like those two 
were kind of like the unofficial

1176
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,920
soccer camp couple. 
I don't know if your camps had 

1177
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,920
stuff like that, but this was 
true for the soccer camp and 

1178
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,600
word was the like the two of 
them. 

1179
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,080
They were kind of kissed soon. 
Oh my God guys, isn't that like 

1180
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,520
12th base or something? 
So sure enough, right, one of 

1181
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,440
one of these days, so like a day
later, Emily and Brent are just 

1182
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,880
sitting with each other at 
lunch. 

1183
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,600
They're kind of on like a quote 
UN quote date or whatever. 

1184
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,920
And that's when a girl comes 
over and sits. 

1185
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,400
Next to them and Emily's like, 
oh, this is my friend. 

1186
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,080
Robin and Robin's like, hey, 
guys, like I just want to let 

1187
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,520
you know, Emily, that the kid 
over there and points the e-mail

1188
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,320
kid is planning to ask you out 
soon. 

1189
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,360
And Emily's like, dude, I don't 
know that kid. 

1190
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,400
I've never spoken to him in my 
life. 

1191
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,840
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I 
know exactly who that kid is. 

1192
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,720
Emily's like what? 
And Brent basically tells her 

1193
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,360
the story that I told you guys 
for the last 13 minutes. 

1194
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,040
And she's like, Oh my God, he's 
the worst. 

1195
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,520
And Brent's like, well, that 
would explain why he really 

1196
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,480
hates me too, because like, not 
just that I embarrassed him, but

1197
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,200
I've been hanging out with you 
the entire time and you know, he

1198
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,120
probably knows that we've been 
talking a lot. 

1199
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,760
And Emily laughs a little bit. 
And this one, Robin says. 

1200
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,600
Dude, like I'm serious. 
This kid is gonna come over and 

1201
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,480
ask you out within like the next
24 hours. 

1202
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,040
He's gonna do it publicly. 
It's gonna be really 

1203
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,720
embarrassing. 
Everyone's told him not to do 

1204
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:34,680
it, but he's in his own world. 
You gotta, you gotta let him 

1205
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,440
down nicely, though. 
And you know, Brent was like, 

1206
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,520
no, no be no mercy, no mercy. 
Make him suffer. 

1207
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,160
And he's like Brent. 
I'm not going to make him 

1208
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,360
suffer. 
I don't know this kid. 

1209
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,200
Brent's like, make him suffer 
and he's like. 

1210
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,720
OK, I'm going to be nice when he
comes over, I'm going to be 

1211
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,760
firm, I'm going to be direct, 
but I'm going to be nice about 

1212
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,040
it. 
I'm going to be cordial and life

1213
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,560
is going to go back to what it 
was before. 

1214
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,320
So sure enough, right? 
Brent now realizes that the emo 

1215
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,160
kid has a massive crush on 
Emily. 

1216
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:04,120
And Brent also starts to think 
about it when Emily says no to 

1217
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,600
him and when she starts really, 
you know, hanging out with me 

1218
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,760
more. 
And when word gets around that 

1219
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,720
we kiss, because we totally are.
This is in Brent's head, right? 

1220
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,800
He's going to actually. 
Like ramp up the craziness even 

1221
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,200
more than it already is. 
I think I'm screwed boys. 

1222
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,400
Real quick, if you made it this 
far into the video comment emo 

1223
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,840
down below. 
I'm going to hard as many 

1224
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,280
comments as I can and say that 
that is the secret word of the 

1225
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,600
day. 
And also, if you want to support

1226
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,440
the channel and help boost me 
back into the algorithm. 

1227
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:36,120
All you got to do is at some 
point, maybe after this video, 

1228
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,920
maybe later, sit down and watch 
a bunch of my videos in a row, 

1229
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,600
maybe while you're playing video
games or drawing or cleaning a 

1230
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,920
room or maybe to help you go to 
sleep. 

1231
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,360
I take that as a compliment. 
Now I understand it. 

1232
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,360
Leave in the comment section 
down below how you're helping 

1233
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,360
boost the channel. 
I will heart it. 

1234
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,160
I will say thank you and I'll 
even shout some people out like 

1235
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,880
the person on screen right now. 
Thank you to this person on 

1236
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,480
screen and all of you guys for 
all the support recently. 

1237
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,360
It's really helped boost the 
channel. 

1238
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,400
We're growing again. 
You'll love to see it. 

1239
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,800
Let's get back to the story. 
So anyways, flash forward to 

1240
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,120
that night or not that night, 
but that afternoon. 

1241
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,440
Remember when this is the like 
the mixed gender, just fun, more

1242
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,120
camp activities. 
They're playing dodgeball. 

1243
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,320
And sure enough, you know, the 
emo kid and Brent actually 

1244
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,280
happen to be on the same team 
this time. 

1245
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,240
So like emo kid and Brent, 
they're picking up the dodge 

1246
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,680
balls, they're throwing them. 
You know they're trying to avoid

1247
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,720
being hit by the dodge balls and
the e-mail. 

1248
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,360
Kid walks over and it's like 
Sup. 

1249
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,320
Bro Brent's like what? 
Emo kids, like I just wanted to 

1250
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,560
let you know that like I know 
that you and Emily or you have 

1251
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,400
been trying to flirt with Emily.
And it's been filling horribly 

1252
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,560
for my sources. 
At least that's what my sources 

1253
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,800
said. 
And I just want to let you know 

1254
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,440
that, you know, I let you have 
your fun. 

1255
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,840
I let you play like the little 
beta little lamb you are. 

1256
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:00,120
But I'm actually going to come 
in and as the alpha male, assert

1257
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,480
my dominance and claim what is 
mine. 

1258
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:08,600
Emily shall be my girlfriend by 
the end of tomorrow, mark my 

1259
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:13,880
words, and I will watch as 
little tears roll down your face

1260
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,400
because you're so sad that I 
took your girl. 

1261
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,240
Oh, little Brett, I'm so sorry. 
Brents like, dude, she's not 

1262
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,680
going to. 
I've talked to her. 

1263
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:28,400
She's going to say no. 
Like, I like don't do it. 

1264
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,600
I hate you, but I know for a 
fact that you're going to get 

1265
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,040
rejected in front of everyone. 
Emo kids like nice try little 

1266
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,560
boy I know for a. 
Fact that my testosterone is 10 

1267
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:43,880
trillion and yours is 0 so based
on that alone plus a billion 

1268
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:48,400
other factors such as my 
manliness, my alpha maleness, my

1269
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:52,280
swag overall levels and a 
billion more things just She 

1270
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:56,240
will obviously say yes to me and
even if you 2 are fake dating, 

1271
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,680
she'll break up with you 
immediately to. 

1272
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,560
Say yes to me. 
I just know some things that you

1273
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,480
don't know, Brent, get over it. 
So the emo kid walks away and 

1274
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,760
Brent's like, well, you know, my
conscience is clear because I 

1275
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,920
tried to warn the kid not to do 
it. 

1276
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,880
I tried to warn the kid, right? 
I'm not a bad guy. 

1277
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,720
I told him not to do it. 
I told him, I said. 

1278
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,880
I even gave him the benefit. 
Of the doubt, So I don't like 

1279
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,240
you, but I want to help you 
here. 

1280
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,080
He didn't listen to me. 
It's not my fault. 

1281
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:25,640
Whatever happens tomorrow, next 
day rolls around at soccer 

1282
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,320
practice. 
The emo kid for the entire 

1283
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,240
morning is like Brent. 
Brent better spend the last 

1284
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,320
moments with Emily as you can 
because she's about to be my 

1285
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,320
girlfriend. 
Oh, and. 

1286
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,120
Brent's like, dude, shut, shut 
up, dude. 

1287
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,560
He's like, Oh my God, am I 
getting to you, man? 

1288
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,960
Am I getting to you man? 
Oh man, it was so easy to break 

1289
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,520
your thin week. 
Beta skin. 

1290
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,800
Oh my God, my words are hurting 
you so much. 

1291
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,560
I'm going to lick up your little
salty tears. 

1292
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:01,440
They're so tasty and so good and
Prince like shut up bro, you're 

1293
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,520
going to get embarrassed. 
I can't wait for the moment. 

1294
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,920
She better go. 
Hard. 

1295
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,880
Anyways, flash forward to lunch.
The moment. 

1296
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:13,320
So anyways, Brent is sitting 
with Emily and Emily's like 

1297
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,240
dude, the emo kid. 
I can't see him anywhere. 

1298
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,320
And Brent's like, dude. 
He's. 

1299
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,600
Going to ask you out, it's 
happening. 

1300
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,600
Get over it. 
It's going to happen any second.

1301
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,440
She's like he's going to do in 
the next day, which means. 

1302
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,240
Probably now, probably now in 
front of everyone. 

1303
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,880
And you know, Brent's like, 
that's what he said he would do.

1304
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:37,640
And Brent was like, Oh my God, 
don't turn around because Brent 

1305
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:41,400
was looking in. 
The emo kid was walking over and

1306
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,480
what was he walking over with? 
He was walking over with a boom 

1307
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,920
box. 
You already know where this is 

1308
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,960
going. 
And Brent's like, you know what?

1309
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,160
Brace yourself. 
Try and have an out of body 

1310
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,680
experience right now so you 
don't have to deal with what's 

1311
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,560
about to happen. 
This is about to be bad, Emily, 

1312
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,040
I'm so sorry. 
And Emily's like, Oh my God. 

1313
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,920
Oh my God. 
And that's when you start to 

1314
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,760
hear music. 
It's the emo kids personal band.

1315
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,200
So it's like this heavy metal 
rock band. 

1316
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,760
So this imagine some like heavy 
metal rock going in the 

1317
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:19,560
background. 
And the lyrics are Emily, Emily,

1318
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:20,520
why? 
Why? 

1319
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,120
Why do you hang with losers like
Brent? 

1320
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,600
Emily, please love me. 
Yeah. 

1321
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,640
It's just kind of like more 
stuff like that in the 

1322
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,960
background and the emo kid is 
like rocking out by himself with

1323
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,960
an air guitar while this is all 
going on. 

1324
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,840
It is the worst moment of 
Brent's life because the second 

1325
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:42,280
hand embarrassment is so strong.
He's basically getting first 

1326
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,680
hand embarrassment from the 
whole thing. 

1327
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,400
Everyone has stopped eating and 
turned around, including the 

1328
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,520
can't. 
They're just watching this kid 

1329
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:53,200
bounce around with an air guitar
with his like super long black 

1330
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,160
bangs flying around around the 
place as this boom box plays one

1331
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,720
of the the crappiest songs 
they've ever heard. 

1332
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,480
The terribly mixed the worst 
lyrics basically saying the 

1333
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,080
Brent sucks and that she should 
be in love with him. 

1334
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,840
And he's bouncing around. 
And then after five whole 

1335
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,400
excruciating minutes and 
everyone at this point is 

1336
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,080
laughing and trying to hold 
themselves together. 

1337
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,880
After five whole long 
excruciating minutes of the 

1338
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,840
worst music ever in some like 
really bad air guitar and 

1339
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,840
bouncing around, the song stops 
and the emo kid says. 

1340
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,000
Emily, it is clear who you shall
choose. 

1341
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,360
What is your verdict? 
And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I 

1342
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,880
don't know you. 
I'm not going out with you emo 

1343
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,520
kids. 
Like that's hilarious. 

1344
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,160
What's your actual verdict? 
I mean, Emily's like, dude, I 

1345
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,480
don't know you. 
He's like, dude, that's 

1346
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,240
hilarious. 
What's your actual verdict? 

1347
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:45,560
And Brent's like, all right, 
man, that's enough love was 

1348
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,880
let's concede while we're 
behind. 

1349
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,240
The emo kid looks at Brent and 
says this isn't over, man. 

1350
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,640
And he walks away with his boom 
box and Brent's like, why did he

1351
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,200
say that to me? 
I didn't. 

1352
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,960
I didn't dump them. 
And Emily's like, dude. 

1353
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:59,600
That was worse than I could have
ever. 

1354
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,800
Imagined and right. 
So Robin, the friend who wore 

1355
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,120
them came over again and said, 
look, I should have warned you 

1356
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,640
about that. 
I didn't. 

1357
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,120
I didn't think it was real. 
I didn't even think that that 

1358
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,080
was actually going to happen. 
I was told earlier this morning 

1359
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,840
and I laughed. 
I'm so sorry. 

1360
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,440
I should take take anything that
you hear about this kid 

1361
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,160
seriously from this point on 
because Oh my God. 

1362
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,920
And Emily's like, wait, Oh no, 
we still have an activity 

1363
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,480
tonight, like for the like this 
afternoon. 

1364
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,760
And Brent's like, Oh my God, he 
said this isn't over. 

1365
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,600
And sure enough. 
It was. 

1366
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,360
Far from over, so they get to 
the activity that afternoon. 

1367
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,720
So it was probably the worst 
possible activity that it could 

1368
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,440
have been because it was small 
groups of charades. 

1369
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,880
They kind of ran out. 
They they had something else 

1370
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,920
planned, but since it started to
rain, they had to go inside. 

1371
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,000
So they're like, all right, 
we're going to break you off 

1372
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,080
into small groups of three and 
we're going to have you play 

1373
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,440
charades with each other. 
And at this point, like they're 

1374
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,800
like, OK, what are the odds? 
Brent's like, what are the odds 

1375
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,560
that I'm put with? 
And the person says Brent Emily 

1376
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,720
and emo kid. 
And Brent's like, you got to be 

1377
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,600
joking, man. 
You got you got to be joking 

1378
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,760
apparently, right? 
Robin tells him this like later 

1379
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,120
on, like once the camp is over, 
apparently they e-mail because 

1380
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,440
she was talking with one of the 
camp counselors about everything

1381
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,440
that went down. 
The camp counselor said that 

1382
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,880
like once like it started to 
rain, the emo kid went up to 

1383
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,160
them and asked what they were 
doing. 

1384
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,000
Camp counselor said, oh, we're 
doing groups, small groups of 

1385
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,200
strades and an emo kid requested
that his two best friends and 

1386
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,480
him were put together in a 
group. 

1387
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,280
So it wasn't just random. 
It was the emo kid, but Brent 

1388
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,120
didn't know that at the time. 
So Brent looks at Emily and 

1389
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,920
Emily looks at Brent and they're
both both, but they're both 

1390
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,880
basically just like oh boy. 
And they then they both look at 

1391
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,680
the emo kid who has a massive 
smile on his face. 

1392
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,880
So all three of them go away to 
a corner in the emo. 

1393
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,280
Kids like Emily, I might have 
came on too strong. 

1394
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,200
And she's like, well, that's an 
understatement. 

1395
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,320
But he's like. 
I will show you the truth, 

1396
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:59,600
Brent. 
I challenge you to an alpha 

1397
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,440
battle. 
Princess. 

1398
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,360
Like what's an alpha battle? 
You're such a beta for not 

1399
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,880
knowing what an alpha battle is.
Beta. 

1400
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,880
He's like an alpha battle will 
be proof that I am alpha and you

1401
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,720
are a weak beta. 
And then Emily will choose. 

1402
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,120
Me and Emily's like, I'm not. 
And he's like, wait, your your 

1403
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,280
heart will tell you otherwise 
after the alpha battle. 

1404
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,760
Emily's like, OK, I'm still not 
going to. 

1405
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,920
She's like. 
God stop. 

1406
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,080
Silence, woman. 
And Brent was like, whoa, chill 

1407
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:28,800
out, dude. 
He's like. 

1408
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,480
You silence too. 
We're having an alpha battle 

1409
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,720
right now. 
So right, this is kind of looks 

1410
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,840
like they're doing really weird 
charades from afar, but the emo 

1411
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:42,520
kid is like, all right, let's 
form our best wolf poses. 

1412
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:46,520
Brent's like. 
What he said form your best wolf

1413
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:50,800
poses now. 
And emo it burns like alright 

1414
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,680
alright ohh. 
Emo kids like. 

1415
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,400
That is the worst wolf pose I've
ever seen. 

1416
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,360
You were. 
Definitely not part wolf like I 

1417
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,240
am and the emo kid. 
This is really weird pose. 

1418
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,720
He's like, Oh my God, I'm 
wolfing so hard right now. 

1419
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:09,120
This is the most emo thing. 
I mean the most, the most alpha 

1420
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,640
thing I've ever done. 
Oh my God. 

1421
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,320
At this point Emily is like guys
you are both embarrassing 

1422
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:17,280
yourselves emo kid. 
It's like, no, you will see that

1423
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,440
I'm the most alpha. 
I swear. 

1424
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,480
Because, like, all right, let's 
do it. 

1425
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,400
Wrestle me. 
And you know, Brent's like, what

1426
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,960
Emo kid jumps on top of him, 
just tackles him to the ground? 

1427
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,840
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right?
And a little bit taller. 

1428
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,680
And Brent was completely taken 
off guard. 

1429
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,320
He's like, bro, stop, what are 
you? 

1430
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:38,080
Doing and emo kids like I'm out 
elfing you. 

1431
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,880
That's one of the came Counselor
comes over and says, all right, 

1432
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:44,320
guys, break it up, break it up. 
Tears to the two of them party. 

1433
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,360
He's like, all right, so we're 
only doing this for 20 more 

1434
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,720
minutes, but it looks like looks
like you 2 can't keep, you know,

1435
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,720
can't keep off of each other. 
So I'm going to be joining your 

1436
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,120
group. 
Imagine how awkward this is. 

1437
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,920
It is Emily and Brent to the emo
kid and a random camp counselor.

1438
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,040
So they do normal charades, 
right? 

1439
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:05,560
And the entire time the emo kid 
is like sneaking in punches to 

1440
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:06,520
Brent's arm. 
He's like. 

1441
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,640
Ow and. 
When the camp counselor looks 

1442
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,640
up, the emo kid puts his arms 
behind his back. 

1443
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,160
And the emo kids like this isn't
over man. 

1444
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,960
And then the emo. 
Kid walks over to Emily. 

1445
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,880
He's like. 
Emily. 

1446
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,800
Emily's like. 
What do you think? 

1447
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,800
I'm more alpha. 
Shut up, kid. 

1448
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:23,240
Emo kids. 
Like, no. 

1449
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,960
OK, Well, OK. 
I'll just be direct. 

1450
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,880
Do you want to go out with me? 
No. 

1451
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,760
And the camp counselor was like,
guys, silence while I'm doing 

1452
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,720
charades. 
And Emily's like, dude, I don't 

1453
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,200
want to go out with you. 
How many times do I need to tell

1454
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,360
you this? 
Emo kids like, but I'm 

1455
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:41,080
definitely more alpha. 
She's like, that's not a real 

1456
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,360
thing. 
So the next day rolls around, 

1457
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,880
it's Thursday, and that 
afternoon there's no real 

1458
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,120
activity. 
It's just known as like the 

1459
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:53,480
soccer dance or whatever. 
And during the soccer dance, 

1460
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,640
there's one coveted slow song 
where anyone who has feelings 

1461
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,120
for each other might ask for 
like a slow song or something. 

1462
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,040
And sure enough, let's just jump
to the dance because the emo kid

1463
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,880
is like being a director Brent 
all day. 

1464
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,000
But that's not anything new. 
And sure enough, it is the dance

1465
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,360
and they're putting on normal 
songs and Emily and Robin and 

1466
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,120
Brent are all together like 
dude. 

1467
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,200
And Robin's like dude, the emo 
kid is definitely going to try 

1468
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:17,479
and get that slow song with you.
Like Brent, you got to swoop in 

1469
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,120
right away. 
Because at this point Brent and 

1470
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,080
Emily were like unofficially a 
thing. 

1471
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,439
They're only at camp for a week 
so they're not going to make 

1472
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:26,840
like a a long term relationship.
Let's have kids, baby. 

1473
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,800
OK, OK, You know what I mean? 
But sure enough, you know, the 

1474
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,000
slow song comes on, and Brent's 
like, oh, my God. 

1475
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,720
And Emily's like, quickly. 
And you can see the emo kids 

1476
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,840
sprinting from the other side of
the room. 

1477
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:40,960
So Emily and Brent quickly, 
like, get together in the slow 

1478
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:44,479
song, kind of like, whatever. 
And Emily's standing there, and 

1479
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,960
she feels Brent being ripped off
of him. 

1480
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,880
And the emo kid grabs Brent, 
rips him off Emily and tackles 

1481
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,640
him on the ground. 
And this is where the camp 

1482
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,880
counselors are like, oh, OK, 
foul play, foul play. 

1483
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,960
They go in, they grab the emo 
kid and they like run a like, 

1484
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,200
they, they take them off. 
They're like, all right, buddy, 

1485
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,920
this is like your third strike 
and you are out. 

1486
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,920
So they call up the parents of 
the emo kid. 

1487
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,399
They say your kid, your son 
can't come tomorrow. 

1488
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,720
He's like fighting this one kid 
again and again and you won't 

1489
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,840
stop. 
And so sure enough, the emo kid 

1490
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:17,120
was picked up, taken away, and 
Branch and Emily finished off 

1491
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:20,040
with a slow song together. 
The next day rolls around. 

1492
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:23,160
It is Friday is only 1/2 day 
where basically the parents come

1493
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,600
and watch a little little like 
soccer presentation that all the

1494
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,240
kids have done. 
And by the. 

1495
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:30,399
End of it, right, You know, most
people are packing up, Brent and

1496
01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:32,960
Emily are gone and you remember 
the friend Robin from the 

1497
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,439
beginning, one of the camp 
counselors and Robin were like 

1498
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,399
friends or whatever or like 
friendly and the camp counselor 

1499
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,399
counselors like. 
Do you happen to know about? 

1500
01:09:41,399 --> 01:09:44,120
That like emo looking kid like 
do you happen to know what was 

1501
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:48,080
up with him and Robin's? 
Like do I have a screen right 

1502
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,279
now? 
I know you'll enjoy. 

1503
01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:53,560
It just click it do it. 
Leave a like on this video. 

1504
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,360
And I'll actually give you 
nothing at all. 

1505
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,640
Now. 
But what's up guys? 

1506
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,400
Welcome back to a brand new 
story and just imagine you're 

1507
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:05,040
chilling with your girlfriend. 
Life is awesome. 

1508
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,640
You stare into her eyes 
lovingly. 

1509
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:12,960
And then all of a sudden this 
emo kid walks in and says that 

1510
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,480
you must fight him to the death 
to decide who gets your 

1511
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:18,520
girlfriend. 
And at that moment, you 

1512
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:21,280
seriously just sit there and 
question your life choices. 

1513
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,680
That is the story I'll be 
telling today. 

1514
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,040
So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you're new and let's just jump 

1515
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,080
right into this story. 
So we're going to call a 

1516
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,120
subscriber some into the story 
James. 

1517
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:35,240
So anyways, there's a there was 
a kid in James's class who we're

1518
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,760
going to call the e-mail kid. 
He kept to himself. 

1519
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:41,080
He wore crazy makeup in the dark
clothing and whatever. 

1520
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,680
And honestly, doesn't really 
matter what you wear. 

1521
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,320
But he was also extremely 
melodramatic. 

1522
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,960
Like he would come and he'd be 
like. 

1523
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,320
Society doesn't understand me, 
no one gets me. 

1524
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:55,120
I'll never fit in. 
Man, he, he, he was kind of like

1525
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,440
one of those kids that kind of 
just like would say this stuff 

1526
01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,080
and then would be like, why do I
not have friends? 

1527
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,360
I'm just a melodramatic freak 
all the time. 

1528
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,880
Which I mean, I was pretty weird
in middle school. 

1529
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:09,760
So like, I can't really. 
Speak, but then again, hey man 

1530
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,320
anyways. 
So there's also a girl in the, I

1531
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,680
don't know, I'll just call her 
like, we'll just call her Kate, 

1532
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,600
right? 
It's name of my friend back 

1533
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,160
home. 
So anyways, James and the emo 

1534
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:25,160
kid unfortunately decided had to
cross cross paths because they 

1535
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,160
both had a thing for this girl 
and this Friday, right? 

1536
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,360
So this story all starts like 
this weekend or not this 

1537
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,640
weekend, we'll say starts on 
Monday and this Friday, 

1538
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:36,520
remember, not actually this 
Friday. 

1539
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,400
I mean this Friday in the story 
was going to be the school 

1540
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,320
dance. 
And the whole thing was like 

1541
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:44,360
whoever got the slow dance with 
this girl was basically going to

1542
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,720
like if you. 
So the thing of James's school 

1543
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,080
is if you slow danced with a 
girl, you were basically dating 

1544
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,080
her at this point. 
You guys were practically in. 

1545
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:56,560
Love at that point, so it was a 
pretty big deal who was going to

1546
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,680
get the slow dance and it was 
the emo kid versus James. 

1547
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,440
And this became very public 
knowledge, like the emo kid was 

1548
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:05,000
telling everyone that he was 
going to 100%. 

1549
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,720
Get the slow dance. 
And people kind of knew James 

1550
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:10,360
because James is more popular. 
He wasn't like, I don't know, 

1551
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,240
some like really annoying 
popular person. 

1552
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,080
He was just like a cool guy that
everyone liked. 

1553
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,000
I mean, at least according to 
James who submitted this story. 

1554
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,200
So who really knows, but we'll 
go with it right? 

1555
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:24,120
So everyone kind of knew that 
both the emo kid and James were 

1556
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,400
both fighting for this girl Kate
and Kate made it pretty clear 

1557
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,720
that you know, if she was not 
going to say yes to the emo kid,

1558
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,000
like sorry, unlucky life just 
works out like that. 

1559
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,480
But she was considering saying 
yes to James. 

1560
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,760
She was kind of just keeping the
truth was that she was going to 

1561
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,840
say yes to James if he asked. 
However, she just wanted to keep

1562
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,800
him kind of like on his toes 
and. 

1563
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,560
Questioning or whatever, right? 
So yeah, throughout that whole 

1564
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:49,680
week, the emo kid and James, 
they didn't really like. 

1565
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,920
They weren't like in a fight 
with each other, but they it was

1566
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,320
kind of like, they were kind of 
like. 

1567
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,080
Rivals, in a sense, even though 
they never had any direct 

1568
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,160
confrontation. 
And let's just skip ahead to 

1569
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,720
that Friday. 
It was the day. 

1570
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:03,360
Of the school dance, it was emo 
kid versus James. 

1571
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,360
So anyways, at this point, you 
know, the emo kid is like, you 

1572
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,440
know, he's kind of like he's 
standing in the corner at the 

1573
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:11,320
dance, right? 
Look, I was pretty awkward in in

1574
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,240
high school and middle school 
when it came to those big 

1575
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:16,360
dances, but to be fair, everyone
else was as well. 

1576
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,360
But the emo. 
Kid was kind of taking it to a 

1577
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,600
whole different level. 
He literally was like slouched 

1578
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,080
in the corner of the room. 
His like long black hair kind of

1579
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:28,080
like down almost like, you know 
that scene from the Ring with 

1580
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,880
that like the girl who comes out
the TV. 

1581
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,280
He was kind of looking like that
chick for a second. 

1582
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,920
So he was definitely not. 
Helping himself out in this 

1583
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,320
situation. 
And at this point, James and his

1584
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,920
boys were kind of standing like.
Together, whatever they were 

1585
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,400
dancing to, I don't know. 
I don't freaking know what they 

1586
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:46,040
play at high school dances. 
Maybe some whip Nae nae by 

1587
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,760
Silento. 
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man. 

1588
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,080
It's a middle school dance, bro.
I don't know how this works. 

1589
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,800
But anyways, they're kind of 
waiting for this slow song to 

1590
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,760
come on. 
Maybe some, I don't know, some 

1591
01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:01,000
like song by Adele or something 
like that, Like the when like 

1592
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,800
dude, I always try and like say 
lines from songs during these 

1593
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,120
stories and I just blank every 
single time. 

1594
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,320
But anyways, yeah, so they're 
all kind of waiting around 

1595
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,920
there. 
And it was eventually the slow 

1596
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:16,080
dance song came on and remember.
You might be thinking, oh man, 

1597
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:16,760
who cares? 
It's. 

1598
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,400
Just like a slow song. 
No, no, no. 

1599
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:22,280
What you have to understand is 
the slow song meant everything 

1600
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:23,480
to these kids. 
Like the slow? 

1601
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,760
Song basically if you had a slow
song with some girl. 

1602
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,320
Because, remember, they were in 
middle school. 

1603
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,280
There's this was like 7th, 8th 
grade, so the probably the 

1604
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:33,640
farthest you ever went with girl
was like slow dancing or maybe 

1605
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,800
holding her hand if you were 
like crazy. 

1606
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:39,720
Because you know, if you hold a,
if you hold a girl's hand for 

1607
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,920
too long, there was a chance you
get her pregnant. 

1608
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:44,360
So. 
Definitely not misinformation 

1609
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:47,440
from the Connor Pugs channel. 
But anyways. 

1610
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,800
Slow dance was. 
A really big deal and all of a 

1611
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:54,240
sudden the song comes on and the
thing was right the the the 

1612
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,320
e-mail kid was too busy. 
Kind of like sulking about 

1613
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,240
society in the. 
Corner of the room to react 

1614
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,880
quick enough. 
So James was like, I bro like 

1615
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:04,880
that guy's playing himself I'm 
going to go in. 

1616
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:09,440
So James very quickly goes in 
and boom, he gets there, goes 

1617
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:11,120
up. 
He's like, hey, like, hey, like,

1618
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,320
can I have this dance? 
And she very happily says yes 

1619
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:16,520
because she said like, oh, I 
don't know if I'll say yes. 

1620
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,440
She knew she was bluffing the 
whole time. 

1621
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:21,400
And James kind of felt pretty 
confident about it. 

1622
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,560
And even though she said I don't
know, he was pretty confident. 

1623
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,760
Because her friends were like, 
yeah, dude, she's totally 

1624
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,280
bluffing. 
Like, I hate to expose my friend

1625
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:31,200
like that, but she definitely 
has a thing for you. 

1626
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,480
You're chilling. 
You're in the green. 

1627
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:36,160
So anyways, James goes in. 
He feels pretty good about the 

1628
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,280
whole thing, but let me just say
that the emo kid eventually 

1629
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:43,320
looks up and then he sees this 
and the emo kid is not having 

1630
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,840
it. 
He does something. 

1631
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,960
Pretty insane, so strap in and 
definitely prepare for the 

1632
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,760
cringe. 
If you have your cringe 

1633
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:54,880
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm 
actually going to fine you for 

1634
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:58,000
your own safety. 
So yeah, go ahead and a buckle 

1635
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,720
that cringe seat belt because 
there was like a DJ station and 

1636
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:05,080
there was like a guy who was 
like DJ ING quote UN quote. 

1637
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:08,560
And there was like a microphone.
So like you could so like the DJ

1638
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,600
could say like, hey, like 20 
minutes till the dance is done 

1639
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,480
or get ready for this hype song 
or whatever. 

1640
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:17,280
And other than that, he just, he
was really just a Spotify 

1641
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,840
playlist. 
He just like he just edited the 

1642
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:24,160
Spotify playlist, right? 
However, the DJ let the Spotify 

1643
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,480
playlist run on autoplay or 
whatever. 

1644
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:31,000
Went to the bathroom so the emo 
kid ran up to the he ran up to 

1645
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,720
like the spot or whatever. 
He grabs the microphone. 

1646
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,560
He stops. 
The music First of all, he goes 

1647
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,800
up to the. 
Spotify clicks pause on the 

1648
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,040
music and screams into the 
microphone. 

1649
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,080
Wait. 
And everybody turns around. 

1650
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,280
Everybody turns around and they 
look at this kid. 

1651
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,160
And they're all kind of like 
looking at this emo kid who's 

1652
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:51,080
standing at the front of the 
room with like, the, the 

1653
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,680
microphone. 
He picks it up. 

1654
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:57,040
He's like Kate, No. 
So this point, everyone's kind 

1655
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,400
of looking at this kid like, Oh 
my God, because they all knew. 

1656
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,640
That like he wanted to have the 
dance with Kate, but like James 

1657
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,240
obviously got it. 
So they were like, that's tough,

1658
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:07,240
man. 
Like life sometimes doesn't work

1659
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:09,800
out the way you want it to. 
Like that's this unfortunate how

1660
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,160
that goes. 
However, you know, he goes up 

1661
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:14,160
there and he's like, he goes in 
the microphone. 

1662
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,720
Like he says, wait and everyone 
turns around. 

1663
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,880
The music is off. 
He's like Kate May. 

1664
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:23,520
I have this dance. 
And everyone's so confused 

1665
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:25,600
because. 
First of all, he turned off the 

1666
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,240
slow song in the middle of the 
song. 

1667
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,320
And also she was already. 
Dancing with someone. 

1668
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,200
And instead of just going up to 
her. 

1669
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,840
He makes a. 
Massive scene in front of 

1670
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:39,720
everyone grabbing the microphone
and screaming into it saying 

1671
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:40,680
like Will. 
You have this. 

1672
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,360
Dance. 
And The thing is right, it's 

1673
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,960
caused enough commotion that the
guy like the DJ that was hired 

1674
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,200
ran back because I think he was 
supposed to be there the whole 

1675
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,680
time, but he needed to like RIP 
a piss or something so he needed

1676
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:52,560
to go And he runs back like 
over. 

1677
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,040
He's like give that back to me. 
He like snatches it out of the 

1678
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:57,880
emo kids hand. 
He's like sorry for the sorry 

1679
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,600
for the interruption guys. 
Turns the music back on like 

1680
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,880
starts like not cursing out this
kid. 

1681
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,960
He's a middle schooler. 
But being like, dude, what do 

1682
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,640
you think you're doing? 
You can't just come up here and 

1683
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,000
take this stuff like. 
It's like if you do this again, 

1684
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,080
I'm going to tell your teachers 
and you'll be in big trouble. 

1685
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:17,200
Or I mean, I don't know how much
trouble a a hired DJ can get you

1686
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,880
in, but you know, the emo kid 
returns to his corner and 

1687
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,440
literally just sits down. 
This slumps into the. 

1688
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:26,800
Corner of the room Which? 
James felt kind of bad. 

1689
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,000
He felt a little bit bad because
like James has definitely been. 

1690
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,480
In that position, I say that 
very kind of liberally because 

1691
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:37,160
James has not actually been in a
position where he grabs the 

1692
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:40,080
microphone at the school dance, 
stops the music and asks the 

1693
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:43,040
girl out unsuccessfully. 
He hasn't specifically been 

1694
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,160
there, but he's definitely been 
in a situation. 

1695
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:46,520
Where it just hasn't gone his 
way. 

1696
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:49,800
So he feels bad man, you know it
feels bad man you. 

1697
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:53,320
Hate to see it, but yeah. 
Anyways, James like continued on

1698
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,280
with the slow. 
I mean, he's not going to stop 

1699
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:57,720
his life because this kid has an
unlucky moment. 

1700
01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:02,600
Like that's tough. 
So yeah, you know, I will say 

1701
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,080
there was kind of an awkward 
moment because wall like James 

1702
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,160
is like slow dancing with Kate. 
He kind of like turns around. 

1703
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:09,600
Like they kind of like turn 
around. 

1704
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:14,080
So James is facing the emo kid 
and he just looks up and the emo

1705
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:18,160
kid is staring at him with like 
the creepiest, most stalkerish, 

1706
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,560
most scariest stare he's ever 
seen because the emo kid is 

1707
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:23,160
slumped over like the girl from 
the. 

1708
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,880
Ring right and it's just like 
staring. 

1709
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,520
Right at him. 
He's like long black hair like 

1710
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:29,840
covering most of his face 
besides his. 

1711
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:33,480
Eyes and he's like slumped over 
to like kind of like crouching 

1712
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:36,080
over like an old guy with a cane
or something, but without a 

1713
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:37,840
cane. 
And James is like, hey. 

1714
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:41,760
Do you mind if we turn like 45° 
this way or 90° this way? 

1715
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:43,840
Thank. 
You that's much better so he 

1716
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,640
doesn't have to see him anymore 
we're. 

1717
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,880
Actually, let's do a whole 180. 
I mean, he didn't ask for 180 

1718
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,400
because he didn't want, like, 
Kate to be making eye contact 

1719
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,800
with him either. 
But yeah, so that was a bit of a

1720
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,000
tough situation. 
However you might be thinking, 

1721
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:00,240
Well, I mean at this point, 
reasonably the e-mail kid must 

1722
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:04,880
have realized that this just 
wasn't his day and he must have 

1723
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,800
just like given up, which he's 
already I mean he's already 

1724
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:10,120
embarrassed himself like he 
probably gave up after this 

1725
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,240
point. 
And while that would be pretty 

1726
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:13,480
fair for you to. 
Believe. 

1727
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:16,840
That was unfortunately not that.
That was just not what. 

1728
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,000
Happened because the e-mail kid 
would continue. 

1729
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,920
Let me just say that the emo kid
thought that if he if he had a 

1730
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,960
sword fight with James that he 
would be able to win the honor 

1731
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,240
of his lady. 
I'm not even kidding you real 

1732
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,200
quick. 
If you made it as far into the 

1733
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,040
video comment emo down below 
that'll be the secret word of 

1734
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,840
the day leave. 
I will try hard as many of those

1735
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:37,320
comments I possibly can. 
And also if you want to support 

1736
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,960
the channel, the best possible 
thing you can do is just watch 

1737
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,880
this video throughout the 
entirety, the entirety of this 

1738
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,120
video. 
And then afterwards, if you 

1739
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,880
could watch some of my old 
videos, that helps more than you

1740
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,560
can ever imagine. 
And please go in the comments 

1741
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:53,320
section and tell me how many of 
my old videos you watched today 

1742
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,760
or this week. 
I'll heart it and say thank you 

1743
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,840
because it helps me out more 
than you can ever imagine. 

1744
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:01,080
Anyways, let's go back to the 
story because the e-mail kid is 

1745
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,000
not done. 
In fact, he is far from being 

1746
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,440
done. 
So what happened after the 

1747
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,920
school dance? 
Like over the weekend, James 

1748
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:11,760
actually met up with Kate. 
They went to like go get dinner 

1749
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,880
together and that's when they 
officially started dating 

1750
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,640
whatever that means in 8th 
grade. 

1751
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:19,400
Which means Oh my God, they're 
going to sit together at lunch. 

1752
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,240
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, 
right? 

1753
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:24,640
But anyway, so James officially 
starts dating this girl. 

1754
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,320
Word gets around really quickly 
and eventually the emo kid. 

1755
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,760
I'm pretty sure at this point 
the emo kid would have known, 

1756
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,840
but by his next actions it's not
super clear. 

1757
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:37,000
So that Monday. 
Is the first kind of like lunch 

1758
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,200
day that Kate and what's his 
name James are going to be 

1759
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:44,240
having their first real at 
school lunch date, which is a 

1760
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,280
pretty big deal for the 8th 
graders there. 

1761
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:49,160
Obviously it's not that big of a
deal in general, but hey man, 

1762
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:52,960
let them have their fun. 
And so, yeah, he sits down like 

1763
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,960
he finds. 
Kate they sit down and they're 

1764
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,440
at a table by themselves and 
like people are looking over and

1765
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:02,080
talking and be like, oh, 
someone's dating whatever, 

1766
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,880
right? 
And however, James, you know, 

1767
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,720
Kate is facing away from the 
door, but James is facing the 

1768
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,480
door. 
And James sees the door open up 

1769
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,360
and he sees the e-mail kid walk 
in. 

1770
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,920
And James is like, this is 
tough. 

1771
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:18,840
Because James feels bad. 
He legitimately feels bad 

1772
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:22,920
because I mean if the roles were
reversed he would feel bad. 

1773
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:26,240
Like seeing the girl that he 
really liked a week ago sitting 

1774
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:29,000
with a guy who was low key his 
like enemy rival. 

1775
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,360
On a date like that would be 
tough to see. 

1776
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,080
And James started to feel a 
little bit worried when the 

1777
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:37,360
e-mail kid starts to approach 
him, right? 

1778
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:41,160
Starts to approach him. 
And yeah, so the e-mail kid 

1779
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:43,360
walks up to their table. 
And at this point? 

1780
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:45,800
Kate also realizes that 
someone's walking up, so she 

1781
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,960
turns around. 
The e-mail kid walks up and 

1782
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:51,320
doesn't look at James. 
He's not paying any attention to

1783
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,120
James. 
He's actually acting as if James

1784
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,520
doesn't even exist at this 
point. 

1785
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,400
The e-mail kid turns to the 
girl. 

1786
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,880
Kate. 
I forgot her name for a second, 

1787
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:01,320
Says Kate. 
I've been wanting to ask this 

1788
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:05,240
for a while, but since we've 
become so close in the last 

1789
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:08,160
couple weeks, which they have 
never spoken before, but that is

1790
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,880
beyond the point at this point. 
That is beyond the point. 

1791
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,400
He's like, I was wondering if 
you would like to go on a date 

1792
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,680
with me, if you would like to 
start dating. 

1793
01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:19,920
And James like, Oh no, he 
doesn't know. 

1794
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,480
How does he not know? 
Cuz James is like everybody 

1795
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:27,440
knows, everybody told everybody,
but I guess everybody didn't 

1796
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,880
tell the emo kid of course. 
They didn't. 

1797
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,960
And Kate, at this point it's 
like, Oh well, I'm very 

1798
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,720
flattered. 
And emo kids like, well, if 

1799
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:37,040
you're flattered then you should
say yes, correct? 

1800
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:42,200
And this point she's like, Oh 
well, you see, it's actually not

1801
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:45,400
great timing because I'm 
actually currently in a 

1802
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,360
relationship and emo kids like 
what? 

1803
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,320
How with who? 
And James is like, Oh my God, 

1804
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:55,120
this is this is so awkward. 
He doesn't know. 

1805
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:59,320
So James has kind of assumed 
that the e-mail kid didn't think

1806
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,240
anything of the fact that James 
got like the dance with her, 

1807
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:05,880
which in all reality he was. 
The emo kid was kind of the one 

1808
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,320
who had the most common sense in
that situation. 

1809
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,000
Because just because someone 
dances with a girl once doesn't 

1810
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,680
mean anything, right? 
But at this height, at this 

1811
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:17,040
middle school, if you got the 
slow dance, you are basically 

1812
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,880
in, you are locked in at this 
point, is what I'm trying to 

1813
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,040
say. 
So Kate has to go on to 

1814
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:26,640
awkwardly explain to the emo kid
that, well, the guy that she's 

1815
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:30,320
sitting at right now on the 
lunch date with happens to be 

1816
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:33,840
the guy that she's dating. 
And the emo kid turns to James, 

1817
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,160
looks at him, looks him down and
up. 

1818
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,360
Like there's like the elevator 
look when he looks at like the 

1819
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,720
top of his head looks all the 
way down, then looks all the way

1820
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,400
up, turns back to Kate is like, 
really? 

1821
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:46,640
Dude, you decided to date this 
guy when you could have dated 

1822
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:47,720
me. 
He's like. 

1823
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:50,520
And he just like, he just kind 
of like storms. 

1824
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:53,200
Out of there. 
And James looks at Kate and he's

1825
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,800
like, dude, how did that kid not
know that we're dating this 

1826
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:57,240
point? 
Like, I swear to God, all your 

1827
01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,760
friends told everybody like. 
And Kate's like dude, my friends

1828
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,640
didn't tell everyone and James 
like. 

1829
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:05,480
If you ask anyone at the school 
besides the emo kit, apparently 

1830
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,040
they will know. 
And Kate's like, yeah, OK. 

1831
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:10,960
My friends do talk a lot and 
they're like, well, that was 

1832
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:13,160
pretty awkward. 
Hopefully nothing else happens 

1833
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,040
again. 
You might be thinking at this 

1834
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,880
point, Conner the emo kid must 
stop. 

1835
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:23,280
There is no way he continues on.
There's not a chance that he 

1836
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:28,440
continues, right? 
Well, well, well, well. 

1837
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:33,320
I got some news for you guys. 
He does continue, and it's bad 

1838
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:35,960
because you might be. 
Thinking that Oh well, the emo. 

1839
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:39,960
Kid stormed off and he was done.
No, about 20 minutes later. 

1840
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,360
When there's only like 10 
minutes left to lunch, James 

1841
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:44,800
sees the doors open up again and
he's like, you got to be. 

1842
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,200
Kidding me dude, Because the emo
kid walks. 

1843
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,200
Through. 
But this time he is like 

1844
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:52,040
stomping towards James super 
angrily. 

1845
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:55,520
He runs up to the table, 
practically looks at James, 

1846
01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:00,440
looks him in the eye and says 
it's not over between us, it is.

1847
01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:02,160
Far from over between. 
US. 

1848
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:04,480
And it's like taking his little 
finger and like pointing. 

1849
01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:08,320
At James and James like OK, 
nice. 

1850
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,760
Like I, I, I like, we do not 
care. 

1851
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:12,800
Like I, I, I, I. 
Don't know what else to say at 

1852
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:17,840
this. 
Point like OK cool, nice like OK

1853
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:20,720
what do you what do you want me 
to say? 

1854
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:22,240
And the emo kid after. 
That is like. 

1855
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:25,120
You better watch yourself, it's 
about to get bad. 

1856
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:26,600
He like storms. 
Out of there. 

1857
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:30,240
And, you know, at this point 
James is like, OK, well, I guess

1858
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:34,080
that answers my question. 
So the next day at lunch is 

1859
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,360
where things get really, really,
really crazy. 

1860
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:40,720
So he's sitting there with with 
Kate on his second date. 

1861
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:44,560
James is enjoying himself, he's 
having a good time with Kate. 

1862
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:46,360
They're enjoying each other's 
presence. 

1863
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,880
They're they're doing well. 
I mean, they're, they're kind of

1864
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:50,720
clicking. 
So things might continue on, 

1865
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:52,440
right? 
And that's when the emo kid 

1866
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:56,240
walks in and he's carrying like 
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good 

1867
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:59,240
sized sticks that he probably 
found in the backyard of the 

1868
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:00,480
school. 
So in the backyard of the 

1869
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:03,080
school, there's like a mini 
forest, nothing too crazy, but 

1870
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,920
there's like a pretty big forest
back there. 

1871
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,760
And the emo kid must have gone 
back there and like found two 

1872
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:10,840
decent sized sticks. 
He walks into the cafeteria with

1873
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:12,600
one. 
Stick in one hand and one stick 

1874
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:14,800
in the other. 
And James is just looking at him

1875
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:17,520
and he's like, he kind of says, 
like to Kate. 

1876
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:21,400
He's like, OK, we got trouble. 
Kate turns around, looks at it, 

1877
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:23,240
and it's just like, turns back 
around. 

1878
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,880
Is like, what? 
And James is like, yeah, I have 

1879
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:28,720
no idea what's happening, but I 
guess we're about to see. 

1880
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:32,000
So the e-mail kid walks up to 
the table like kind of like 

1881
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,800
waddles his way up and he's like
you. 

1882
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,240
And he like hands the stick to 
James and James like. 

1883
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:42,720
Like I need a little explanation
what do you want me to do with 

1884
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,680
this? 
Like it's not super clear. 

1885
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:50,000
The e-mail kids like you and I 
will have a sword battle, and 

1886
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,320
whoever wins the sword battle 
will have the I will. 

1887
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:57,080
It will will win the honor of 
your lady and will. 

1888
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,400
At this point, like Kate's like 
what? 

1889
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,480
And James, like, dude, what are 
you saying he's like? 

1890
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:05,400
Fight me, fight me to the death.
The winner gets your girl. 

1891
01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:07,480
And James is like. 
No. 

1892
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:10,760
And e-mail kids like oh, so 
you're scared of me? 

1893
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,640
Then you know that you're going 
to lose and that's why you don't

1894
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:15,960
want to do it. 
And James is like, well, I'm not

1895
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:19,280
convinced I'm going to lose. 
I mean, I'm not an expert at 

1896
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:23,240
random stick fighting or 
whatever, but at the same time, 

1897
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:27,200
why would I want to even engage?
Like why would I even want to do

1898
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,920
it? 
And e-mail kids like, well, I 

1899
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:34,680
mean, I mean, for the sake of 
your honor, bro, like, do you 

1900
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:38,080
really want to be known as the 
guy who chickened out because 

1901
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:42,560
he's a chicken? 
And James is like, well, I mean,

1902
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,360
I don't really care, but I also 
don't want to be known as the 

1903
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:49,400
guy who went on who during the 
like the dance last Friday, 

1904
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,960
grabbed the D JS microphone and 
like stop the music to like ask 

1905
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:56,680
out a girl who is very clearly 
in the middle of dancing with 

1906
01:28:56,680 --> 01:29:00,640
someone else and then coming to 
school the next day super angry 

1907
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:03,840
with a bunch of sticks and try 
and like fight some guy to get 

1908
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,160
the girl that already obviously 
said no to him twice at this 

1909
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,640
point. 
The e-mail kids like so you're 

1910
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:12,600
what you're saying is that 
you're too scared to fight me 

1911
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,160
and because you know you'll 
lose. 

1912
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:16,400
James is like, dude, we're going
in circles right now. 

1913
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:18,960
I'm not fighting you. 
I'm not having a sword fight to 

1914
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:21,720
the death. 
Like, OK, I'm just not doing 

1915
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:25,960
that in this point. 
The emo kids like, fine, well, 

1916
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:29,680
you're about to see me. 
In my final form, where I am the

1917
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:34,040
most powerful. 
And James is like, OK. 

1918
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:38,320
Like word. 
And then the emo kid reaches up 

1919
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:40,960
to James and rips out like a 
strand of his. 

1920
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:43,080
Hair and James is like dude like
that. 

1921
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:45,640
Hurt like why would you do that?
And the emo. 

1922
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:49,280
Kids like I need that for my 
wizardly spells. 

1923
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:52,960
And he, like, laughs really 
awkwardly and, like, shuffles 

1924
01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:55,480
out of there. 
And James turns to Kate. 

1925
01:29:55,480 --> 01:30:02,920
He's like, dude, like what life 
choice did I make to get myself 

1926
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,600
to this position? 
Like what did what did I do 

1927
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:06,960
wrong? 
Like what? 

1928
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:10,000
Choices. 
Did I make that got me here? 

1929
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:12,560
And Kate's like, I don't know, 
like this is kind of tough. 

1930
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:15,520
He's like, yes, why me? 
Like why, why? 

1931
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,360
Like he just you just came up to
me with a bunch of sticks and 

1932
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:24,840
says I want to fight you, right.
And then all of a sudden, you 

1933
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:27,160
know, he just like pulls a piece
of hair. 

1934
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:29,120
Like what? 
Huh. 

1935
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:33,440
Bro. 
I, I, I, I, I I just don't. 

1936
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:36,040
Know, I just don't know what to 
do at this point and Kate's 

1937
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:39,120
like, yeah, I I don't know. 
But like, I think eventually 

1938
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:41,360
he'll just get bored of whatever
he's doing and give up. 

1939
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:48,480
So anyways, next day it is 
lunch, lunch once again and 

1940
01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:51,400
James comes in and he finds Kate
and he's almost like they sit 

1941
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:54,200
down and he's almost like. 
He he's really stiff. 

1942
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:56,440
He's like not talking that much.
And Kate's like, are you good? 

1943
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,520
Like, is everything OK? 
And James, like, dude, it's not 

1944
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:00,920
you. 
It's just the I just don't know 

1945
01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:03,120
that kids going to do today. 
Like I'm not trying to lose any 

1946
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:05,560
more hair like that. 
That really hurt last night. 

1947
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:07,680
Like I was starting to bleed 
from my sculpt where he pulled 

1948
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:08,840
me. 
Like that was ridiculous. 

1949
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:11,840
And you know, Kate's like, yeah,
that kids pretty weird. 

1950
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:14,600
Like, sorry you have to go 
through with that and speak of 

1951
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:16,360
the devil, dude, because at that
point. 

1952
01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:19,400
The emo kid walks in and this 
point. 

1953
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,280
He has a. 
Backpack on and he has a he. 

1954
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:24,720
Has a smaller stick. 
And he? 

1955
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:27,480
Has he has a? 
Stick in his hand, a smaller one

1956
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:36,640
and a like a like a spirit 
Halloween wizard hat on and and 

1957
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:39,120
James is like. 
You gotta be kidding me, bro. 

1958
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:41,480
Like he was. 
You gotta be kidding me. 

1959
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:43,080
And at this point, Kate's like, 
what? 

1960
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,240
She turns around and she's like,
Oh my God. 

1961
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:47,920
And the e-mail kid walks up and 
she's and he's like. 

1962
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:50,680
Ha, ha, ha. 
Like this is where you made your

1963
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:53,560
mistake, James. 
This is where you made your last

1964
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,800
mistake. 
And he walks out and he sits 

1965
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,440
next to and he like, stands up 
next to them. 

1966
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,760
He reaches into his backpack or 
whatever. 

1967
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:02,720
He takes out a piece of chalk he
takes out. 

1968
01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:07,440
The like a a plastic bag that 
has a hair in it presumably. 

1969
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:12,120
What's it James's hair? 
And he also has like a candle 

1970
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:15,800
set and a lighter and he sits 
down on there to he like sits 

1971
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,120
down next to them. 
And so they had concrete floors 

1972
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:23,480
in the in the in the lunchroom. 
So next to them he draws like a 

1973
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:27,520
pentagram, puts a bunch of like 
candles around. 

1974
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:31,400
Like the pentagram takes James's
hair, puts it in the middle, 

1975
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:35,040
lights all the candles at this 
point, like this is taking like 

1976
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:38,720
2 minutes to do. 
Kate and James are just sitting 

1977
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,480
there looking at him completely 
aghast. 

1978
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:43,960
Like what is like just like, 
what is this kid? 

1979
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:47,440
What is this kid on? 
Like whatever he's on dude. 

1980
01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:50,120
Like maybe get me some of that. 
Oh my God, no. 

1981
01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:53,760
But they were just like, I mean,
what are you supposed to do? 

1982
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:55,520
What are you supposed to say? 
So eventually. 

1983
01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:59,560
The emo kid has his whole, I 
don't know, his magic setup is 

1984
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:01,240
all done or whatever you want to
call it. 

1985
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,960
And he lights. 
Starts lighting all the candles.

1986
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:06,600
He's like. 
James, this is your last chance.

1987
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,400
Give me your. 
Girlfriend and I won't put a 

1988
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,960
spell on you and James. 
Like, dude, what do you mean? 

1989
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,800
Give me my girlfriend? 
Like it's a it's like a mutual 

1990
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:16,880
choice to be like girlfriend and
boyfriend. 

1991
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:21,800
Like you're acting as if this is
like the, the the 1600s or 

1992
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:24,000
something. 
And like and like the the wife 

1993
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,520
is the property of the husband, 
bro. 

1994
01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:26,920
Like, what are you talking 
about? 

1995
01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:30,320
And you know, he's like. 
One more chance bro, I'm about 

1996
01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:32,760
to put a crazy spell on you if 
you don't give me your 

1997
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,640
girlfriend and Kate. 
This is when Kate. 

1998
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:38,560
Speaks up and he's like, dude, 
like even if he said that he was

1999
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:41,200
going to give me to you, I'm not
going to be like, I'm not going 

2000
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:42,720
to be your boy. 
Like I'm not going to be your 

2001
01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:44,880
girlfriend, dude. 
And the e-mail kids like. 

2002
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:48,080
Well, I'm going to put a. 
Spell on you too, dude, if you 

2003
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:52,320
don't become like he literally 
threatens Kate is and he's like,

2004
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:55,320
oh, if you don't become my 
girlfriend, I'm going to put a. 

2005
01:33:55,320 --> 01:34:00,240
Spell on you as well which? 
OK, I might not be the smoothest

2006
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:02,520
individual. 
I might not be. 

2007
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:05,840
I don't know the one that. 
Has the greatest pick up lines 

2008
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:08,240
of all time. 
My tender ones. 

2009
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:10,560
Pretty funny. 
I did steal it from my friend 

2010
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:15,400
but maybe I'll 5000 likes and 
I'll reveal it because it's it's

2011
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,200
pretty funny but it's also 
embarrassing. 

2012
01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:21,920
But here's one thing I do now. 
There's a very decent chance 

2013
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:24,560
that if you. 
Threaten to cast a spell on a 

2014
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:26,480
woman if she doesn't become your
girlfriend. 

2015
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:30,600
She's. 
Probably, probably not 100%, but

2016
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,640
probably not going to become 
your girlfriend. 

2017
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:38,560
I know I might be going out on a
crazy limb right now and I you 

2018
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:42,720
guys might completely disagree 
and maybe you found your wife of

2019
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:46,240
10 years who loves you very much
from threatening her with 

2020
01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:48,760
magical spells. 
I just don't think that's a 

2021
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:50,880
great way to do it. 
So eventually the emo kid 

2022
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:53,640
finishes up and then he lights 
the hair in the middle and then 

2023
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:56,920
he takes his magic wand, waves 
it around and starts seeing a 

2024
01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:59,560
bunch of nonsense. 
And at this point, half the like

2025
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:01,720
the the entire cafeteria has 
turned. 

2026
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,160
Is this like looking? 
They've almost like circled 

2027
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,040
around it like it was a school 
fight or something. 

2028
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,280
They've circled around it and 
they're just like, what the 

2029
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:10,400
Frick bro? 
Like, Oh my God. 

2030
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:14,120
Like what's going on right now? 
And eventually the emo kid like 

2031
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:19,000
points his magic wand at at 
James and is like ooga booga or 

2032
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:21,000
I don't know, he's just saying 
some nonsense. 

2033
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:26,440
And like literally 15 seconds of
pure silence happened and then 

2034
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:29,360
very clearly nothing happens. 
And he's like, I'm going to give

2035
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:31,880
you one more chance. 
I'm going to I'm going to count 

2036
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:33,640
to three. 
If you don't, you're going to 

2037
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:38,160
explode because of my spells. 
And James is like, I think I'm 

2038
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:41,400
going to take the risk. 
He's like 3 I'm gonna give you 

2039
01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:43,480
one more chance, bro. 
Like I'm gonna give you one more

2040
01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:46,400
chance. 
And James like, Nope, I'm going 

2041
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:50,640
to take the risk here 2 And he's
like, yeah, Nah, I'm good, man. 

2042
01:35:51,440 --> 01:35:54,160
Like you can go ahead with this.
If I explode, I explode. 

2043
01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:57,880
Like that's tough. 
One last chance, dude. 

2044
01:35:58,120 --> 01:35:59,680
I'm being super generous right 
now. 

2045
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:02,280
Just give me your girlfriend and
we'll be all good here. 

2046
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:05,400
And James like, Nah, I'm 
chilling, bro. 

2047
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:10,120
He's like fine kicks. 
The emo kid literally kicks over

2048
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:12,480
his magic like whatever set 
because I think he knew it 

2049
01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:15,320
wasn't going to work anyways, 
which thankfully is concrete 

2050
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:17,800
floors and nothing like 
flammable because like the 

2051
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:20,120
candles fly all over the place 
or whatever. 

2052
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:23,280
And he storms out of there. 
He like storms out of there. 

2053
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,080
At this point. 
James sits back down. 

2054
01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:30,680
He's like, you know, maybe we 
should go on days at night when 

2055
01:36:30,680 --> 01:36:32,720
we're not in school. 
And Kate's like, you know. 

2056
01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:36,160
That's not a bad idea. 
So the next day, Kate and James 

2057
01:36:36,160 --> 01:36:37,640
actually don't sit together at 
lunch. 

2058
01:36:38,480 --> 01:36:42,880
They sit separately. 
But yeah, so they, they just, 

2059
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,640
they decide that if they're 
going to like do anything, at 

2060
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:48,080
least for a little bit to do it 
outside of school, like after 

2061
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:49,840
school or at lunch or something 
like that. 

2062
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,520
But the e-mail? 
Kid once again comes up to James

2063
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:54,360
and James is like. 
Oh my God. 

2064
01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:58,400
Oh my God dude, like what? 
What now? 

2065
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:01,440
And the e-mail. 
Kid like he literally goes on 

2066
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:04,280
one knee and like kind of like 
present. 

2067
01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:07,160
He's like he's down on one knee,
puts his head down and says, 

2068
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:10,680
like, I concede, I concede the 
battle. 

2069
01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:13,840
You win. 
Like I just like I tried 

2070
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:16,520
everything possible, but you are
the better duelist. 

2071
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:20,000
Like I honorably concede. 
And in James's head, he's like, 

2072
01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:22,880
bro, he didn't say this, but 
he's like, bro, you did not 

2073
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:25,960
honorably concede. 
You did the least honorable 

2074
01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:27,960
kids. 
Like you did not concede 

2075
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,840
honorably. 
But at this point, James sees 

2076
01:37:29,840 --> 01:37:32,880
this as a perfect opportunity 
for the emo kids to just stop. 

2077
01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:37,760
So he's like, all right, man, 
like, it was a good battle. 

2078
01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:41,200
It was really close. 
And you'll get them next time. 

2079
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,680
Like honestly, James is trying 
to be as chill as possible so 

2080
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:47,120
that the emo kid doesn't come 
back and be like, well, actually

2081
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,920
I'm going to try more magic or 
something. 

2082
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:52,280
And the emo kid stands up and 
you like, kind of like, nods his

2083
01:37:52,280 --> 01:37:56,960
head and James nods his head 
back and the emo kid bows and 

2084
01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:59,880
leaves. 
And yeah, after that point. 

2085
01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:03,600
James and Kate actually were 
able to do lunch dates or 

2086
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:06,200
whatever in school. 
Again, the relationship lasted 

2087
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:08,240
like 6 months. 
It didn't last crazy long, but 

2088
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:10,040
Kate and James are so cool to 
this day. 

2089
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:12,640
And yeah, the e-mail kid. 
Click on the video on screen 

2090
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:14,040
right now. 
I know you'll enjoy. 

2091
01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:17,480
It just click it do it. 
How's it going? 

2092
01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:20,440
Everyone, I hope you're having a
great day because the day I've 

2093
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:25,840
probably the craziest emo kids 
story I have ever received to 

2094
01:38:25,840 --> 01:38:27,400
date. 
I'm not even kidding. 

2095
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:30,440
So sit back, relax, grab 
something to eat, grab something

2096
01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:33,640
to drink, subscribe if you're 
new to the channel and let's 

2097
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:36,080
just jump right into it. 
We're calling today's subscriber

2098
01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:38,440
Ty. 
So anyways, Ty was going off to 

2099
01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:41,480
camp and this was his first time
doing an overnight camp. 

2100
01:38:41,480 --> 01:38:43,760
So he was a little bit nervous 
and it was kind of like a 

2101
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:47,480
wilderness based overnight camp,
but they were obviously in 

2102
01:38:47,480 --> 01:38:49,960
cabins. 
Ty's parents did it before and 

2103
01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:52,760
they actually met at this camp. 
So they were really pushing for 

2104
01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:55,000
Ty to go. 
But the summer before he just 

2105
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:57,240
said that he, you know, wasn't 
ready and was going to do it the

2106
01:38:57,240 --> 01:38:59,480
next year. 
And of course the the next 

2107
01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:02,160
summer rolls around and Ty's 
like, Oh my God, I said that. 

2108
01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:04,640
So sure enough, Ty and his 
parents ship them off to this 

2109
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,440
camp. 
Ty's a little bit nervous about 

2110
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:08,880
it, but they say, hey man, it's 
going to be good for you. 

2111
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:12,000
Trust me. 
Like I know it's scary, but you 

2112
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,280
just got to do it. 
So anyways, they arrive at the 

2113
01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:16,680
campground and they go, they 
walk over. 

2114
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:19,240
Ty and his parents walk over to 
the person who is signing 

2115
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:22,440
everyone in and it's some like, 
you know, some 25 year old dude 

2116
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:24,360
with a big old goofy smile on 
his face. 

2117
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:25,640
He's like, hey. 
Guys welcome. 

2118
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:28,760
To camp awesome that wasn't 
actually the name but we're 

2119
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:33,320
going to call it camp awesome Hi
there buddy, what's your name? 

2120
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:38,920
He's like Ty Gooden and he's 
like Ty let me see There you are

2121
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:40,080
buddy. 
All right, so you're going to be

2122
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:43,480
in Group B over there. 
And he points us a group of kids

2123
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:45,160
and like one counselor, 
whatever. 

2124
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:47,480
And Ty turns around to his 
parents. 

2125
01:39:47,480 --> 01:39:48,600
His parents were like, all 
right. 

2126
01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:50,480
Well, we'll see you in two 
weeks. 

2127
01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:53,440
And Ty's like mom, like I don't 
know if I can do this. 

2128
01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:56,600
And Ty, his dad, his dad kind of
sits down and say, yeah, you got

2129
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:58,080
this, buddy. 
Like, you don't need to worry 

2130
01:39:58,080 --> 01:40:00,040
about it. 
Like, trust me, the two weeks 

2131
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:01,760
you're going to fly by and 
you're going to have so much 

2132
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:02,880
fun, you're not going to want to
leave. 

2133
01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:05,720
That's a guarantee for me. 
And Ty's like, all right. 

2134
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,320
So Ty walks over and he goes 
over to Group B. 

2135
01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:10,440
And there was a big group of 
kids and, you know, the 

2136
01:40:10,440 --> 01:40:13,480
counselors like, hey, guys, my 
name is Ben. 

2137
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,000
Don't worry, he's not the evil 
guy. 

2138
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,720
But hi guys, my name is Ben. 
Welcome. 

2139
01:40:17,720 --> 01:40:20,080
Like to the camp. 
These are going to be the guys 

2140
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:22,280
who are in our group. 
We're going to be in the same 

2141
01:40:22,280 --> 01:40:23,920
cabin together. 
We're going to do a lot of 

2142
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:27,400
activity activities together. 
You can still meet people in the

2143
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:29,720
other groups, but these are 
going to be the guys you're 

2144
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:31,880
going to be seeing all the 
freaking time. 

2145
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,080
So start getting to know each 
other. 

2146
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:37,080
Let's go around, do some names. 
And so they went around and did 

2147
01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:39,480
some names and Ty was just kind 
of like observing, like, all 

2148
01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:42,560
right, well, that person seems 
kind of cool and whatever, like,

2149
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:45,480
oh, we have that in common. 
And then it kind of comes around

2150
01:40:45,480 --> 01:40:48,440
to this one kid that Ty didn't 
even realize was there until 

2151
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:50,680
like a couple, like until he 
spoke up. 

2152
01:40:51,040 --> 01:40:55,120
And this kid had these like long
black swooshed hair, right? 

2153
01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:59,320
He wore all black. 
He had these like rock band 

2154
01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:01,960
T-shirts, these big like black 
boots. 

2155
01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:05,360
He had this spiky like and brace
necklace type thing. 

2156
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:08,600
And by the way, if you kind of 
dress emo, that's totally chill.

2157
01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:10,480
I don't really care. 
As long as you don't act like 

2158
01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:12,040
this kid, you're cool in my 
book. 

2159
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:15,600
I say this every single time and
this guy was kind of just known 

2160
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:17,480
as the emo kid. 
And since I don't, I don't want 

2161
01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:19,960
to give him a name because I 
will forget it and then it'll be

2162
01:41:19,960 --> 01:41:22,280
very awkward. 
But we're just going to call him

2163
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:25,640
the emo kid from this point on. 
And Ty didn't think anything 

2164
01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:28,400
negatively. 
He was just like, oh, this guy 

2165
01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:31,480
really does put a lot into the 
way he dresses, and he 

2166
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:33,360
definitely dresses with a lot of
character. 

2167
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:37,080
Ty legitimately had no ill will 
or feelings of just like you, 

2168
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:40,040
this guy's dressing different 
than me or anything like that. 

2169
01:41:40,040 --> 01:41:43,600
It was just an observation. 
And so later on, you know, they 

2170
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:46,880
have like they go to dinner 
together as a group and then 

2171
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:49,600
afterwards they have like the 
welcome to camp ritual, 

2172
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:51,120
whatever. 
They all sit around a big 

2173
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:55,160
campfire and like, they're like 
inaugurated in the class. 

2174
01:41:55,160 --> 01:41:57,920
Of 2015. 
Or whatever, I don't know. 

2175
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:01,520
This took that this took place a
little while ago, but anyways, 

2176
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:04,480
right, it's finally time for 
them to go back to their cabins 

2177
01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:08,000
to figure out which bunks they 
want, etcetera like that. 

2178
01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:11,400
So anyways, right, they get back
there and they're just ran. 

2179
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:15,280
They the the the counselor dude 
who is their Group B counselor, 

2180
01:42:15,280 --> 01:42:16,520
right? 
Who's also sleeping in the 

2181
01:42:16,520 --> 01:42:18,280
cabins with them. 
He's like, well. 

2182
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:20,720
You know, just to make sure that
no one feels left out, we've 

2183
01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:22,320
already assigned bunks to 
everyone. 

2184
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:24,280
So he said, all right, Ty, 
you're in bunk A. 

2185
01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:28,200
He says so and so you're in bunk
B So and so you're bunks D and 

2186
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:32,000
then in bunk D, which they're in
kind of like quads of four or 

2187
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:34,560
they're in kind of like groups 
of two, but they're bunk beds. 

2188
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:38,200
So it's 4. 
So in Ty's group of four, the 

2189
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:41,600
4th 1 was the emo kid. 
So the four of them walk over, 

2190
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:45,000
they go in their bunks, the camp
counselor say, or the camp 

2191
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:47,360
counselor says, yo, if if you 
really want, you can talk to 

2192
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:50,160
your you're bunky about being 
top or bottom don't doesn't 

2193
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:52,720
really matter lol doesn't really
matter. 

2194
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:54,520
And so sure enough, Ty and his 
bunk didn't. 

2195
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:56,160
They didn't really care. 
Ty was on the bottom. 

2196
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:57,840
He didn't really care. 
But anyways. 

2197
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:00,160
Flip. 
Over to the, you know, the emo 

2198
01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:03,320
kid and the emo kid is like, you
know, with this guy, and we're 

2199
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:07,640
going to call this guy Benjamin.
He's a throwaway name, but 

2200
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:10,120
Benjamin was his bunk. 
And you know, the Benjamin is 

2201
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:12,560
like, hey, do you mind if I have
the top? 

2202
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:15,920
And the emo kid is like, no, I 
must have the top. 

2203
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:20,280
I must keep watch at night. 
And everyone just kind of went 

2204
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:23,760
silent in that that group of 
three, they're like, or group 

2205
01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:27,600
before they're kind of like 
Benjamin's like, all right, man,

2206
01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:29,880
that's fine. 
Bon Bonk's cool with me. 

2207
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:32,160
He's like, good. 
You've made a good choice 

2208
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:34,120
because I will watch you over 
the rest of night. 

2209
01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:39,280
I have spoken. 
Everyone's like, OK, lot of 

2210
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:42,720
character in this guy. 
Funny guy. 

2211
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:47,280
Funny guy. 
Anyways, things seem pretty 

2212
01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:51,080
normal. 
Pretty normal until you know 

2213
01:43:51,080 --> 01:43:54,440
it's time for them to go to bed.
So anyways, you know, they you 

2214
01:43:54,440 --> 01:43:56,560
know, they go and they brush 
their teeth and then they get 

2215
01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:59,240
into bed and the Cam counselor 
guy comes around like all right,

2216
01:43:59,240 --> 01:44:03,120
Group B, section A or whatever. 
You want me to call you guys? 

2217
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:07,480
Let's call you the A squad. 
Yeah, we're going to have a lot 

2218
01:44:07,480 --> 01:44:11,120
of fun in the next two weeks. 
Just make sure no leaving the 

2219
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:13,600
camp or no leaving the cabin 
overnight. 

2220
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:16,920
Make sure that, you know, you 
follow any rules that, you know,

2221
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:21,280
we ask you to be nice and, you 
know, be nice and like fair to 

2222
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:23,880
everyone and just, you know, 
have fun. 

2223
01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:27,160
Anyways, good night guys. 
He walks out of there and so, 

2224
01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:31,080
you know, the lights are turned 
off and they Ty in his back in 

2225
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:33,600
his top bunk and also Benjamin 
across from him. 

2226
01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:36,720
They were talking for a little 
bit and the emo kid didn't 

2227
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,720
really join in. 
He was just sitting cross 

2228
01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:41,800
legged, but like kind of like 
sitting very stiffly. 

2229
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,920
So he was very much not going to
bed. 

2230
01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:46,040
And eventually they're like, all
right, I'm tired. 

2231
01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:48,000
Goodnight. 
And they all kind of like go to 

2232
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,720
sleep at that point. 
And about 20 minutes later, Ty 

2233
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:52,720
has not fallen asleep because 
he's still feeling a little 

2234
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:54,400
weird. 
He's in a new environment. 

2235
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:57,160
He it's like dark or whatever. 
He's a little bit scared. 

2236
01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:59,760
He's a young kid, whatever. 
He hears wrestling, right? 

2237
01:45:00,280 --> 01:45:01,960
And that's when he hears steps, 
right? 

2238
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:05,880
And he realizes that the steps 
are coming from across from him 

2239
01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:08,760
and it's coming from the top 
bunk across from him, meaning 

2240
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:11,600
the emo kid, you know, is 
starting to walk down the bunk. 

2241
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:13,760
He's like, all right, well, 
there's nothing too weird with 

2242
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:16,120
that. 
And that's when he hears because

2243
01:45:16,120 --> 01:45:18,440
there's like a door next to like
their cabin. 

2244
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:20,200
So there's like multiple exits 
from the cabin. 

2245
01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:23,960
He hears the door open and he 
watches as the emo kid walks 

2246
01:45:23,960 --> 01:45:25,840
out. 
So Ty at this point is like 

2247
01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:27,760
what? 
So he kind of gets up and the 

2248
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:30,360
person above him is completely 
asleep, but Benjamin and the kid

2249
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:33,400
from the side of him is still 
awake and he's like. 

2250
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:35,840
Yo, Benjamin, Benjamin, he's 
like, yo, what's up? 

2251
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:37,240
He said. 
Emo kid. 

2252
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:39,880
I maybe said his actual name, 
but we're calling an emo. 

2253
01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:41,360
He's like. 
Emo kid, He just. 

2254
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:43,920
Walked out the door. 
Benjamins like you can't do that

2255
01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:45,600
and. 
Ties like dude. 

2256
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:48,000
But he did. 
So anyways, they both get up. 

2257
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:50,160
And they both look out the 
window, but they're trying to do

2258
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:52,280
it stealthily so that they're 
not caught, right? 

2259
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:55,920
And they see the emo kid 
literally just standing there, 

2260
01:45:55,920 --> 01:45:58,000
standing there looking into the 
moon. 

2261
01:45:58,280 --> 01:46:01,440
It is the creepiest, weirdest 
thing they have ever seen 

2262
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:04,080
because the kid is this 
literally freaking standing 

2263
01:46:04,080 --> 01:46:06,040
there, bro. 
He's just standing there 

2264
01:46:06,240 --> 01:46:09,440
observing the night sky. 
And they're all like, Oh my God,

2265
01:46:09,440 --> 01:46:12,600
dude, that's freaking weird. 
What is going on right now? 

2266
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:15,560
And you know, sure enough, you 
know, Ty and Benjamin are like, 

2267
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:17,640
all right, this kid is a little 
strange. 

2268
01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:20,720
Make sure he doesn't like 
strangle us to death or 

2269
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:22,920
something in our sleep. 
I'm a little freaked out. 

2270
01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:27,120
And that's when the emo kid out 
of nowhere does that 180° turn 

2271
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:28,920
and turns right looking at the 
window. 

2272
01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:31,760
Ty and Benjamin quickly jumped 
down there like Oh my God. 

2273
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:32,960
DCS. 
DCS. 

2274
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:36,160
DCS. 
So like Ty starts to look up, he

2275
01:46:36,160 --> 01:46:39,000
like peeks a little bit into the
window and quickly goes down 

2276
01:46:39,120 --> 01:46:42,280
because he sees the emo kid 
walking towards the window. 

2277
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:44,800
And he's like, dude, dude, 
Benjamin, he's walking. 

2278
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:47,880
Towards the window. 
He's like crawl back, crawl back

2279
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:49,400
to your bunks, crawl back to 
your bunks. 

2280
01:46:49,560 --> 01:46:52,600
So they both crawl out of side 
of the window and they crawl 

2281
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:55,280
into their bunks and it's dark 
enough in the room for them to 

2282
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:56,960
do this without being super 
obvious. 

2283
01:46:57,360 --> 01:47:01,080
And they're both in their bunks 
and Ty turns around under the 

2284
01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:03,360
like under the the sheets, 
right. 

2285
01:47:03,560 --> 01:47:04,520
And he? 
Geeks out. 

2286
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:07,760
And the emo. 
Kid is literally standing right 

2287
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:10,200
with his nose up against the 
window looking in. 

2288
01:47:10,480 --> 01:47:13,800
And he's like, Oh my. 
God, this kid's insane. 

2289
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:18,560
Anyways, emo kid walks back in 
quietly, goes up the stairs 

2290
01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,120
again and sits in the bed and 
supposedly goes to sleep. 

2291
01:47:21,320 --> 01:47:23,680
Ty doesn't fall asleep for like 
another hour afterwards, but 

2292
01:47:23,680 --> 01:47:26,800
eventually he opens his eyes to 
the camp counselor being like 

2293
01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:29,080
Ty, Ty, come on, come on, we're 
we're going to be late. 

2294
01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:31,400
And Ty's like Oh my God. 
And everyone else is like, yeah,

2295
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:33,760
you slept in man. 
Actually, everyone in this bunk 

2296
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:36,680
guys, emo kids slept in and 
that's because everyone was so 

2297
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:38,480
freaked out that they couldn't 
go back to sleep. 

2298
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:43,680
But anyways, first day 
activities, they go outside and 

2299
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:45,800
during the day, they don't 
totally have to stick with their

2300
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:47,360
group. 
They're actually assigned to 

2301
01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:49,640
random groups. 
However, a lot of people in the 

2302
01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:52,240
random group will be from their 
group because they're just 

2303
01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:53,720
trying to make friends within 
the group. 

2304
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:56,400
So and they also go to meals 
together. 

2305
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:58,800
So like lunch or dinner or 
whatever is together. 

2306
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:01,840
And so anyways, the first 
activity of the day is not with 

2307
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:05,600
the emo kid. 
It is actually like kayak slash 

2308
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:08,360
canoe or whatever, either or one
of those two. 

2309
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:11,520
And you know, Ty's a lot of fun 
and they go back to dinner or 

2310
01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:12,280
lunch. 
Sorry. 

2311
01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:14,440
They go to lunch as a group 
together. 

2312
01:48:15,280 --> 01:48:17,840
And Ty's, you know, talking 
about what he was doing. 

2313
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:20,680
And the counselor kind of went 
around the table and was like, 

2314
01:48:20,680 --> 01:48:23,720
oh, so Ty, what did you do? 
And Ty explains, Oh, so 

2315
01:48:23,720 --> 01:48:26,200
Benjamin, what do you do? 
Benjamin explains, Oh, so emo 

2316
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,480
kid, what did you do? 
And he was like. 

2317
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:31,880
You know, I prayed to the 
overload. 

2318
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:35,800
And they're like, oh. 
I don't remember that being. 

2319
01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:39,680
Activity, you know, kids like 
it's not it's necessary. 

2320
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:44,360
And he's like, OK, anyways, 
guys, so I'm going to read off 

2321
01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:47,360
the people in your next activity
because the way it worked was at

2322
01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:49,400
meals. 
So AG breakfast, the camp 

2323
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:52,320
counselor read off what group 
everyone else was in for 

2324
01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:53,960
activities. 
And then at lunch, the camp 

2325
01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:57,200
counselor read off what people 
be in for the afternoon 

2326
01:48:57,200 --> 01:49:00,240
activities. 
And so the camp counselors like,

2327
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:03,920
oh, so Ty, Benjamin and then an 
e-mail kid, you're all going to 

2328
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:08,160
be in the group 7 or whatever. 
And that happened to be like 

2329
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:11,520
something with like wood tool 
making or something kind of cool

2330
01:49:11,520 --> 01:49:13,840
like that. 
So anyways, after lunch, they 

2331
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:17,320
all head in that direction and 
Ty and Benjamin are like walking

2332
01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:19,440
together. 
However, the e-mail kid, it's 

2333
01:49:19,440 --> 01:49:21,840
not like they were walking away 
from him, but the emo kid 

2334
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:26,400
intentionally stands like or 
like walks 10 feet behind them, 

2335
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:30,200
never breaking the distance. 
Like they always have 10 feet 

2336
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:32,840
between them and the emo kid. 
Never breaks it. 

2337
01:49:33,120 --> 01:49:36,240
And he kind of walks weird. 
He walks very stiffly, yet he's 

2338
01:49:36,240 --> 01:49:38,920
kind of like propped forward to 
a 30° angle. 

2339
01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:41,680
His arms straight shoot like 
straight down. 

2340
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:44,760
And he kind of waddles a little 
bit like a Penguin, but it's 

2341
01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:46,480
very intimidating and very 
weird. 

2342
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:48,600
And Benjamin kind of whispers 
like Ben. 

2343
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:55,000
Ben I can feel his eyes in the 
back of my head and or not bend,

2344
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,440
but Ty Ty I can feel his eyes in
the back of my head. 

2345
01:49:57,600 --> 01:49:59,600
Ty's like dude Benjamin, I know,
I know. 

2346
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:02,440
So anyways. 
They got there and the Cam 

2347
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:06,280
counselor dude is like, hey 
guys, welcome to woodworking. 

2348
01:50:06,440 --> 01:50:10,280
It's going to be a lot of fun. 
You can make whatever tools or 

2349
01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:14,000
whatever you want. 
All I all I ask is that when 

2350
01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:17,440
you're using the this blade that
you know I'm there and help you 

2351
01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:19,960
guiding it. 
And also if you want any like I 

2352
01:50:19,960 --> 01:50:23,960
don't know. 
If you want any inspiration or 

2353
01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:25,880
questions, come to me and it's 
all cool. 

2354
01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:28,000
So anyways, time Benjamin, sit 
down. 

2355
01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:30,960
They're like, oh, let's make 
like wooden knives or something.

2356
01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:33,280
So they're given a pocket knife 
and they're taught how to 

2357
01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:34,960
whittle away. 
It's like always you got to face

2358
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:37,320
it away from you. 
Never face it towards you. 

2359
01:50:37,480 --> 01:50:39,760
If I see you guys facing it 
towards you, I got to revoke 

2360
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:40,800
you. 
Now privileges. 

2361
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:42,480
Not true. 
You're not trying to be that 

2362
01:50:42,480 --> 01:50:45,320
guy, but it's part of the jab. 
So anyways, right, They look 

2363
01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:47,360
over and they see the emo kid 
and he's like. 

2364
01:50:47,360 --> 01:50:50,640
Whittling away at the spoon and 
he's or at this at the stick. 

2365
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:54,920
And they're all like, so 
eventually at the end of class 

2366
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:57,360
there or at the end of the 
activity, they're asked to go 

2367
01:50:57,360 --> 01:51:00,440
around in a circle and say a 
little bit about what they made 

2368
01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:02,160
and show it off. 
So ty's like, all right, well, 

2369
01:51:02,160 --> 01:51:04,760
here's like a butter knife and 
didn't turn out that well. 

2370
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:07,040
When everyone laughs a little 
bit and the camp counselors 

2371
01:51:07,040 --> 01:51:09,680
like, dude, it's fire. 
That's your first time. 

2372
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:12,000
Don't even worry about it. 
Eventually comes around to the 

2373
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:15,440
emo kid and the emo kid is like 
whips out this like almost 

2374
01:51:15,440 --> 01:51:18,400
perfectly whittled like this is 
like really professionally well 

2375
01:51:18,400 --> 01:51:21,400
done and the camp counselor I 
was like. 

2376
01:51:21,400 --> 01:51:24,600
Wow, what is that? 
He's like, this is a wand for my

2377
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:28,560
warlock activities. 
Nobody better cross me now that 

2378
01:51:28,560 --> 01:51:32,080
I've access to my most powerful 
weapon of a wand. 

2379
01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:38,440
Everyone was like what? 
Real quick, if you made it this 

2380
01:51:38,440 --> 01:51:40,800
far into the video comment emo 
down below. 

2381
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:42,040
That's the secret word of the 
day. 

2382
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:45,280
I'll try and hard as many 
comments as I possibly can that 

2383
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:47,320
say emo and then. 
Also, if you want to support the

2384
01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:50,240
channel, watch a bunch of these 
videos in one sitting. 

2385
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:52,800
I call it binge watching. 
So if you're sitting down, maybe

2386
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,880
playing video games or trying to
go to sleep or something like 

2387
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:57,680
that, watch like 10. 
Videos in a row if possible. 

2388
01:51:57,680 --> 01:51:58,920
I know it's a big ask, but if 
you. 

2389
01:51:58,920 --> 01:52:01,120
Do so please leave a comment 
down below. 

2390
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:04,440
I'll hard it and even shout you 
out as on screen right now 

2391
01:52:04,440 --> 01:52:06,600
shouting out some people who are
supporting the channel and 

2392
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:09,120
telling me about. 
So yeah, thanks to these guys 

2393
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:10,760
and you guys, and let's get 
right back to it. 

2394
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:15,480
So Fast forward a couple days 
into the week and every single 

2395
01:52:15,480 --> 01:52:17,520
day the emo kids been doing 
weird things. 

2396
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:20,480
So right now is a Wednesday. 
For context, they got there on a

2397
01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:22,960
Sunday night. 
So this Wednesday night, 

2398
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:26,600
Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of 
becoming like the side character

2399
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:29,120
for Ty, like he's becoming like 
pretty close friends. 

2400
01:52:29,320 --> 01:52:32,280
And Ty and Benjamin are kind of 
like talking about the emo kid 

2401
01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:35,080
and being like kind of tracking 
the weird things he's been 

2402
01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:37,040
doing. 
But tonight is one of the 

2403
01:52:37,040 --> 01:52:40,120
weirdest things he's done. 
So once again, Ty and Benjamin 

2404
01:52:40,120 --> 01:52:42,920
have been noticing that the emo 
kid has been going outside every

2405
01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:45,520
single time, like 15 minutes 
after they go to sleep. 

2406
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:48,160
So Ty and Benjamin, they both 
get in bed and when the lights 

2407
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:50,640
are turned off, they wait about 
15 minutes and sure enough, the 

2408
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:53,880
emo kid gets out bed and walks 
down the steps and he walks 

2409
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:57,400
outside and he walks to kind of 
this like big forest clearing. 

2410
01:52:57,600 --> 01:53:01,080
So Ty and Benjamin, they both 
walk over and they both look up 

2411
01:53:01,080 --> 01:53:04,000
and they look out of the window 
and they're looking out and they

2412
01:53:04,000 --> 01:53:05,520
see the. 
Emo kid and normally he just 

2413
01:53:05,520 --> 01:53:08,360
stands there blankly but this 
time was different. 

2414
01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:12,480
He was getting to work, they saw
the stick that he made and the 

2415
01:53:12,480 --> 01:53:16,640
wands then like the wand craft 
whatever class and or the 

2416
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:20,600
woodsmanship craft class and he 
takes the end of it. 

2417
01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:24,040
That isn't point indeed where 
you do the spell and he puts it 

2418
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:26,320
into the dirt because he's 
standing on a pretty big dirt 

2419
01:53:26,320 --> 01:53:30,360
clearing and he starts drawing 
this circle, this very big 

2420
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:33,000
circle. 
And and Ty looks over Benjamin 

2421
01:53:33,000 --> 01:53:35,080
is like, dude, what on earth is 
going on? 

2422
01:53:35,080 --> 01:53:38,280
Like, what is this kid doing? 
And Benjamin's like, dude, I 

2423
01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:40,640
have no idea. 
And they look at it and he's 

2424
01:53:40,640 --> 01:53:43,760
drawn a complete perfect circle 
around him. 

2425
01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:47,240
And then he steps out of it and 
then he starts making lines 

2426
01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:50,400
within the circle. 
He goes from the top of it down,

2427
01:53:50,640 --> 01:53:55,800
up, down, across, up. 
He's made a perfect upside down 

2428
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:57,800
pentagram. 
And if you don't know, that's 

2429
01:53:57,800 --> 01:54:02,040
basically like a sign of like 
ship or the something. 

2430
01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:06,440
So at this point, right, Ty and 
his friend are freaking out. 

2431
01:54:06,560 --> 01:54:09,160
They're like, Oh my God, he's 
trying to like summon something.

2432
01:54:09,440 --> 01:54:12,320
And sure enough, the emo kid 
starts like waving his wand 

2433
01:54:12,320 --> 01:54:15,720
around in these weird directions
and starts like spinning around 

2434
01:54:15,720 --> 01:54:18,000
in a circle and making these 
like weird movements. 

2435
01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:21,920
And if TikTok was around, I bet 
Ty would have been like, bro, is

2436
01:54:21,920 --> 01:54:23,840
he trying to do a TikTok dance 
or something? 

2437
01:54:24,160 --> 01:54:27,480
But anyways, Ty and Benjamin are
watching as the emo kid after 

2438
01:54:27,480 --> 01:54:30,760
making the upside down pentagram
just starts waving it around and

2439
01:54:30,760 --> 01:54:33,400
starts speaking like because 
they crack the window was 

2440
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:36,440
cracked open a little bit and 
they start hearing like a real 

2441
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:41,480
like some weird. 
OK, maybe it wasn't as goofy as 

2442
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:44,280
that, but he was kind of talking
these like weird tongues or 

2443
01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:46,600
whatever. 
And that's when they heard the 

2444
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:49,000
light flick on. 
Not in their room because they 

2445
01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:52,600
would have seen that they heard 
the light flick on in the middle

2446
01:54:52,600 --> 01:54:55,040
cabin, the middle part or the 
middle part of the cabin. 

2447
01:54:55,320 --> 01:54:57,360
That is where the camp counselor
lived. 

2448
01:54:57,480 --> 01:54:59,880
He must have heard or must have 
felt like some kind of 

2449
01:54:59,880 --> 01:55:03,400
disturbance or something because
they see the emo kid drop his 

2450
01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:07,200
like grab his wand and Sprint 
out of there and Sprint so 

2451
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:09,400
quickly. 
He goes to the backroom and 

2452
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:11,880
that's when like Ty and Benjamin
are like, Oh my God, he's 

2453
01:55:11,880 --> 01:55:14,160
sprinting here. 
So they quickly jump into bed 

2454
01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:16,440
and are, you know when, I don't 
know if you guys did this, but 

2455
01:55:16,440 --> 01:55:19,120
like when you're, when you were 
up later than you should and 

2456
01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:21,760
you're your mom is about to run 
into like open the room and you 

2457
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:24,480
just jump into your bed and then
you just stay super, super, 

2458
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:26,280
super still. 
That was them. 

2459
01:55:26,280 --> 01:55:28,280
Like it doesn't matter if you're
sprawled out in a weird 

2460
01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:30,760
position, you're staying as 
still as possible. 

2461
01:55:30,760 --> 01:55:34,280
So they jump in, they're super 
still and, and they watch as the

2462
01:55:34,280 --> 01:55:38,120
door opens and the emo kid runs 
in and runs UPS up to like the 

2463
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:40,200
second bunk and just sits in 
there. 

2464
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:44,040
And that's when like they see 
like literally 10 seconds after 

2465
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:47,520
the emo kid gets into his bed, 
they see the light flicker on 

2466
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:51,520
and the, and the Cam counselor 
who's for cabin B or whatever 

2467
01:55:51,960 --> 01:55:55,400
walks in his like, hey, hey, 
hey, I saw something out there. 

2468
01:55:55,400 --> 01:55:58,800
And you guys go out there and 
like, you know, everyone's 

2469
01:55:58,800 --> 01:56:01,280
pretending to be like what? 
Like they just woke up. 

2470
01:56:01,280 --> 01:56:03,480
The emo kid is really pretending
to be like. 

2471
01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:05,600
What? 
I don't know what's going on 

2472
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:07,720
bro. 
And obviously Ty and Benjamin, 

2473
01:56:07,720 --> 01:56:10,520
you know, they're trying to 
like, pretend like they weren't 

2474
01:56:10,520 --> 01:56:13,520
up watching the whole thing. 
And the kid on the very top of 

2475
01:56:13,520 --> 01:56:17,040
like, Ty just is still 
completely asleep. 

2476
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:18,800
So counselors like, all right, 
whatever. 

2477
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:21,320
He's like, all right, Well, 
remember, it's a punchable 

2478
01:56:21,320 --> 01:56:24,200
offense if you guys leave the 
cabin during the night. 

2479
01:56:24,200 --> 01:56:26,080
Like, you will be forced to go 
back home. 

2480
01:56:26,080 --> 01:56:28,280
And you don't want to miss the 
fun retreat we're doing this 

2481
01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:30,320
weekend. 
They're all like, all right. 

2482
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:31,840
They're like, yeah, it wasn't 
us. 

2483
01:56:32,160 --> 01:56:34,400
I don't know what it is. 
And that's when the camp 

2484
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:36,720
counselors like, what? 
And he? 

2485
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:38,520
Sees he looks outside. 
The window. 

2486
01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:41,920
And that's when he sees it. 
He's like stay here and he goes 

2487
01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:45,840
outside and they all watch as he
walks outside and he sees like 

2488
01:56:45,840 --> 01:56:48,680
the the upside down pentagram, 
like drawn into the circle or 

2489
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:52,080
whatever, drawn into the dirt. 
And he's just looking at it. 

2490
01:56:52,320 --> 01:56:54,920
And he takes out like his iPhone
4 because it was like 2015 or 

2491
01:56:54,920 --> 01:56:58,400
whatever and takes a photo of it
with like flash takes another 

2492
01:56:58,400 --> 01:57:01,840
photo, steps back, takes another
photo and everyone else pretends

2493
01:57:01,840 --> 01:57:05,280
to be asleep as they go back in.
Next day rolls around and 

2494
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:09,040
they're walking to their first 
activity from breakfast and 

2495
01:57:09,040 --> 01:57:10,400
time. 
Benjamin happened to be in the 

2496
01:57:10,400 --> 01:57:13,440
same group and. 
I was like, dude, the emo kids. 

2497
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:16,240
Insane like that was ridiculous 
last night. 

2498
01:57:16,480 --> 01:57:19,400
Benjamin's like I've never been 
more freaked out besides the 

2499
01:57:19,400 --> 01:57:21,800
first night, bro like this, this
kids insane. 

2500
01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:24,480
And at this point they start 
talking about the camping 

2501
01:57:24,480 --> 01:57:26,240
retreat. 
So I mentioned this like a 

2502
01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:29,280
couple minutes ago when the camp
counselor said you guys, you 

2503
01:57:29,280 --> 01:57:31,880
guys don't want to miss the 
special fun camping retreat 

2504
01:57:31,880 --> 01:57:34,280
we're doing. 
So they stayed out in cabins, 

2505
01:57:34,440 --> 01:57:36,360
but part of the wilderness camp,
whatever. 

2506
01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:39,600
At the very end of it, at the 
very like the last Friday night 

2507
01:57:39,600 --> 01:57:44,400
to Saturday, they go, they hike 
out kind of far farther out into

2508
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:46,840
the woods. 
They bring like camping 

2509
01:57:46,840 --> 01:57:49,560
equipment and they kind of like 
camp out like that. 

2510
01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:53,200
So they both of like Ty and 
Benjamin were a little bit 

2511
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:56,320
worried because that basically 
meant that they were going by 

2512
01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:59,560
group and they were going to be 
out in the woods in tents by 

2513
01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:01,600
themselves with the creepy 
e-mail kid. 

2514
01:58:02,120 --> 01:58:04,480
So anyways, let's just Fast 
forward to that day. 

2515
01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:08,400
It's Friday and everyone is kind
of packing their little bags and

2516
01:58:08,400 --> 01:58:09,920
the camp counselor for each 
group. 

2517
01:58:09,920 --> 01:58:14,360
Packs their leg supply kit, 
medical supplies, radio, the 

2518
01:58:14,360 --> 01:58:15,760
food that they're going to be 
eating. 

2519
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:18,680
And he's like, all right, 
everyone grab, like everyone, 

2520
01:58:18,680 --> 01:58:22,240
like groups of two grab a tent. 
And so sure enough, people pair 

2521
01:58:22,240 --> 01:58:25,600
up and Benjamin and Ty are 
together and they grab this tent

2522
01:58:25,800 --> 01:58:29,080
and they start walking over to 
the campsite and time Benjamin 

2523
01:58:29,080 --> 01:58:32,240
are like, Benjamin was like, 
dude, I heard that like, you 

2524
01:58:32,240 --> 01:58:35,040
know, there's only like enough 
tents so that like, we have to 

2525
01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:36,600
pair up with someone. 
And he said. 

2526
01:58:36,600 --> 01:58:39,040
I heard that it's random. 
I heard that we don't get to 

2527
01:58:39,040 --> 01:58:41,160
choose who we pair up with. 
Ties like dude, that's. 

2528
01:58:41,160 --> 01:58:42,640
Insane. 
We already have friends. 

2529
01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:45,480
I get in the beginning them 
assigning us stuff but like we 

2530
01:58:45,480 --> 01:58:47,520
know people now this is the last
day. 

2531
01:58:47,520 --> 01:58:50,840
Like why would we need to sign 
bunk with someone random and 

2532
01:58:50,840 --> 01:58:53,000
they're and Benjamin's like dude
I don't know if that's true 

2533
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:55,160
that's just what I heard. 
So eventually they get to the 

2534
01:58:55,160 --> 01:58:58,120
campsite. 
Anyways, so they get to the 

2535
01:58:58,120 --> 01:59:01,360
campsite, right and you know, 
they start doing, they set up, 

2536
01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:03,640
they're kind of like they sit 
around a bunch of logs. 

2537
01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:06,480
So they they like light a little
fire and they've like baked 

2538
01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:09,480
beans in a can or something. 
Then they also go out and they 

2539
01:59:09,480 --> 01:59:12,600
kind of like clear the land for 
to put down the tents. 

2540
01:59:12,920 --> 01:59:15,560
They all set up a bunch of tents
in the group of two that they 

2541
01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:17,880
carried it over in. 
And Ty at this point is 

2542
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:20,240
thinking, all right, we're good 
because I'm going to be with 

2543
01:59:20,240 --> 01:59:22,760
Benjamin because I mean, we're 
in groups of two already. 

2544
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:24,720
Why would they need to reassign 
US groups? 

2545
01:59:25,080 --> 01:59:27,480
And so once again, they were as 
back to the campsite. 

2546
01:59:27,480 --> 01:59:29,600
We're not the the original 
campsite, but the little 

2547
01:59:29,600 --> 01:59:32,320
campfire they made. 
It's getting kind of late and 

2548
01:59:32,320 --> 01:59:34,800
the camp counselors like, all 
right, guys, time for me to sign

2549
01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:38,200
you your bunk mates or your camp
tent mates and tying his head. 

2550
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:40,320
It's like. 
No, no, no, no, no. 

2551
01:59:40,600 --> 01:59:45,080
So Benjamin and so and so, so 
and so and so and so, so. 

2552
01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:47,080
And you know, when there's like 
that one guy you don't want to 

2553
01:59:47,080 --> 01:59:50,360
be with or something like that, 
and like you're being assigned 

2554
01:59:50,360 --> 01:59:53,560
in a list and you and you don't 
hear your name, but you also 

2555
01:59:53,560 --> 01:59:56,480
don't hear his name. 
And the number of combinations 

2556
01:59:56,480 --> 01:59:58,960
starts getting smaller and 
smaller and smaller and you 

2557
01:59:58,960 --> 02:00:01,320
start freaking out. 
Well, this is what was happening

2558
02:00:01,320 --> 02:00:05,200
to Ty until he realized that he 
was doomed before, you know, the

2559
02:00:05,200 --> 02:00:08,560
words were even said because the
camp counselor went through the 

2560
02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:11,000
entire. 
List but he didn't say Ty's name

2561
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:13,240
or the emo kids name. 
And that's when the camp 

2562
02:00:13,240 --> 02:00:16,600
counselor said Ty and the emo 
kid obviously said his real 

2563
02:00:16,600 --> 02:00:20,600
name, but you know what I mean. 
And Ty was just like, oh, I'm 

2564
02:00:20,600 --> 02:00:23,080
not going to make it tonight. 
I'm not going to survive. 

2565
02:00:23,080 --> 02:00:26,960
I better write some like my some
letters to my mom saying I love 

2566
02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:29,200
you because I'm not making it 
tonight. 

2567
02:00:29,200 --> 02:00:31,800
Oh my God. 
And Benjamin is just staring at 

2568
02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:35,880
him, like, and afterwards walks 
up to him and says, hey, if you 

2569
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:38,600
need help, Yep. 
Like, we got to come up with 

2570
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:42,280
some kind of signal. 
So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to 

2571
02:00:42,280 --> 02:00:44,920
like, I don't like, I'm just 
going to run out of there. 

2572
02:00:44,920 --> 02:00:47,320
And I'm going to run over to 
like, no signals, no, nothing. 

2573
02:00:47,320 --> 02:00:50,000
I'm running over to your 
campsite if anything happens. 

2574
02:00:50,320 --> 02:00:52,520
And Benjamin's like, all right, 
that's totally fine, man. 

2575
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:54,640
So anyways, Ty goes up to the 
e-mail kids. 

2576
02:00:54,640 --> 02:00:56,920
Like, so looks like we're 
bunking. 

2577
02:00:57,120 --> 02:01:01,800
And the emo kid is like, 
interesting. 

2578
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:05,400
And Ty's like, yeah, man, he's 
like. 

2579
02:01:06,640 --> 02:01:10,080
Well, I guess you're one of my 
more favorite mortals that I 

2580
02:01:10,080 --> 02:01:14,800
know. 
The ties like yeah. 

2581
02:01:15,720 --> 02:01:18,440
So they both like put down their
sleeping bags in this kind of 

2582
02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:21,360
very cramped tent and Ties is 
sitting there like. 

2583
02:01:21,800 --> 02:01:23,360
OK. 
OK. 

2584
02:01:23,360 --> 02:01:25,960
And they have this kind of light
and it's like one of those like 

2585
02:01:26,400 --> 02:01:30,400
battery powered lights and the 
emo kids say goodnight tie and 

2586
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:34,760
turns it off and ties like. 
Like starts completely freaking 

2587
02:01:34,760 --> 02:01:36,960
out. 
He's like, OK, OK, I can't see 

2588
02:01:36,960 --> 02:01:38,320
anything. 
But we're OK. 

2589
02:01:38,400 --> 02:01:40,440
And that's when he hears the emo
kid stand up. 

2590
02:01:40,640 --> 02:01:42,640
And ty's like no. 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 

2591
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:43,400
no, no, no. 
No. 

2592
02:01:43,400 --> 02:01:45,920
And the emo kid is like standing
above him and he's like, all 

2593
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:48,160
right, well maybe I should just 
accept my destiny. 

2594
02:01:48,400 --> 02:01:50,800
And that's when the e-mail kid, 
instead of striking him over 

2595
02:01:50,800 --> 02:01:53,040
there at the rock or something, 
just leaves. 

2596
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:55,760
He opens up the camp tent and 
walks out. 

2597
02:01:56,120 --> 02:01:58,680
And Ty's like what? 
So Ty, kind of like. 

2598
02:01:58,680 --> 02:02:02,320
Gets up and he looks out. 
He sees the emo kid and the emo.

2599
02:02:02,320 --> 02:02:05,120
Kid is like standing, or he's 
like crouching. 

2600
02:02:05,120 --> 02:02:08,040
On all fours. 
And then he starts howling, 

2601
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:12,680
starts howling to the full moon.
He's like, it's like a really 

2602
02:02:12,680 --> 02:02:16,280
weird howl. 
And Ty's is like, what? 

2603
02:02:16,520 --> 02:02:19,440
And that's when he hears the 
kind of like the camp counselor 

2604
02:02:19,440 --> 02:02:22,680
who's with us be like, hey, hey,
who's that? 

2605
02:02:22,760 --> 02:02:24,600
You're not allowed to be outside
your campsite. 

2606
02:02:24,800 --> 02:02:26,640
And you just see the emo kid go.
Huh. 

2607
02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:27,920
Uh. 
Oh, and just. 

2608
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:32,520
Sprints towards like the sprints
towards the tent so Ty jumps 

2609
02:02:32,520 --> 02:02:36,000
back into his bed and the emo 
kid who's not very coordinated 

2610
02:02:36,000 --> 02:02:39,000
apparently instead of like 
jumping through the wind like 

2611
02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:44,360
the the open flap jumps right 
through the tent, so breaks 

2612
02:02:44,360 --> 02:02:47,880
right through the tarp of the 
tent cracks the entire thing. 

2613
02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:52,160
The entire thing comes 
collapsing down and Ty just Ty's

2614
02:02:52,160 --> 02:02:56,000
was like has his eyes closed as 
the entire tent falls on top of 

2615
02:02:56,000 --> 02:02:57,920
him and that's when you hear all
this yelling. 

2616
02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:00,920
Calling and the camp counselor. 
Is like, what's going on over 

2617
02:03:00,920 --> 02:03:02,400
here? 
Are you guys all right? 

2618
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:06,280
And he just starts ruffling, 
rummaging through all the rubble

2619
02:03:06,280 --> 02:03:08,640
and stuff. 
And Ty starts like getting up 

2620
02:03:08,640 --> 02:03:10,120
and he pushes the stuff off of 
him. 

2621
02:03:10,280 --> 02:03:13,480
The camp counselor was like, was
that you out there doing those 

2622
02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:15,240
howling noises? 
He's like, no. 

2623
02:03:15,440 --> 02:03:17,800
And then sure enough, the emo 
kid is just standing there. 

2624
02:03:18,520 --> 02:03:21,800
You and he says to him like you 
wouldn't understand what I was 

2625
02:03:21,800 --> 02:03:23,840
doing and. 
The camp counselor was like. 

2626
02:03:24,040 --> 02:03:26,440
It was all I told you before 
that you can't be leaving your 

2627
02:03:26,440 --> 02:03:29,040
tent during the night time. 
Like after I said goodbye, you 

2628
02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:30,920
were supposed to go to your tent
and not leave it. 

2629
02:03:31,240 --> 02:03:32,360
You were out there. 
He's like. 

2630
02:03:32,600 --> 02:03:35,680
I was performing a protection 
ritual. 

2631
02:03:37,120 --> 02:03:39,400
And camp, camp counselor was 
like, what? 

2632
02:03:39,680 --> 02:03:43,720
I was performing a protection 
ritual so that everyone would 

2633
02:03:43,720 --> 02:03:45,360
be. 
Safe at night from the demons 

2634
02:03:45,360 --> 02:03:48,000
and. 
Ghosts of the Underworlds. 

2635
02:03:49,760 --> 02:03:53,360
Camp counselors like what? 
And at that point, right, they 

2636
02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:55,120
just realized, OK, this is the 
last cause. 

2637
02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:58,360
And at this point, the worst 
thing was that there was nowhere

2638
02:03:58,360 --> 02:04:01,800
for them to sleep because the 
camp was completely destroyed or

2639
02:04:01,800 --> 02:04:03,280
the tent was completely 
destroyed. 

2640
02:04:03,680 --> 02:04:07,400
So the camp counselors like fine
you 2 bring your sleeping bags. 

2641
02:04:07,760 --> 02:04:10,680
You can sleep in my tent. 
So the three of them are are 

2642
02:04:10,680 --> 02:04:13,240
kind of like crushed in there 
and eventually camp counselors 

2643
02:04:13,240 --> 02:04:14,760
like, all right, you 2 are in 
here. 

2644
02:04:14,760 --> 02:04:17,640
I'm going to sleep outside. 
No shenanigans. 

2645
02:04:18,040 --> 02:04:20,360
So it was the most. 
Uncomfortable sleep of Ty's 

2646
02:04:20,360 --> 02:04:22,840
entire life. 
But eventually the day's over, 

2647
02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:25,800
he gets up, you know, they start
packing up their stuff and 

2648
02:04:25,800 --> 02:04:27,280
they're walking back to the 
campsite. 

2649
02:04:27,280 --> 02:04:29,960
And that's when Ty meets up with
Benjamin and he's like, dude. 

2650
02:04:30,520 --> 02:04:33,240
Like what have like you're not 
going to believe it And 

2651
02:04:33,240 --> 02:04:35,600
Benjamin's like I heard a lot of
yelling are you OK? 

2652
02:04:35,800 --> 02:04:38,120
Ty tells them the story. 
He's like dude that's insane. 

2653
02:04:38,280 --> 02:04:42,120
So anyways they get back and 
Ty's think Ty actually had a 

2654
02:04:42,120 --> 02:04:44,720
really good time at the camp 
minus the emo kid like cringe 

2655
02:04:44,720 --> 02:04:47,160
fest or whatever. 
Eventually Ty's parents come to 

2656
02:04:47,160 --> 02:04:50,240
pick him up and Ty's mom's like 
man, you got to tell me all 

2657
02:04:50,240 --> 02:04:51,880
about it. 
Like how was it? 

2658
02:04:52,000 --> 02:04:54,920
Ty's like it was really good but
it's quite a story. 

2659
02:04:55,160 --> 02:04:58,840
And so for the entire like 2 
hour car ride back, Ty tells 

2660
02:04:58,840 --> 02:05:01,280
them the entire story and let me
just click on the video on 

2661
02:05:01,280 --> 02:05:03,120
screen right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

2662
02:05:03,120 --> 02:05:06,600
Just click it, do it. 
How's it going everyone? 

2663
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:09,960
I hope you're having a great day
because today we have a story of

2664
02:05:09,960 --> 02:05:13,760
probably one of the cringiest 
emo kids on planet earth. 

2665
02:05:13,760 --> 02:05:16,360
I'm not even kidding. 
This is probably one of the 

2666
02:05:16,360 --> 02:05:19,600
craziest stories I've received. 
So sit back, relax, grab 

2667
02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:22,000
something to eat, grab some of 
the drink, and let's call 

2668
02:05:22,000 --> 02:05:24,160
today's subscriber who submitted
this story. 

2669
02:05:24,520 --> 02:05:27,440
Let's call him Oliver. 
So this all happened back in the

2670
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:30,440
good old days of like 
20/14/2015. 

2671
02:05:30,520 --> 02:05:34,720
When like goth, emo, all that 
type of stuff with like super 

2672
02:05:34,720 --> 02:05:37,920
popular and by the way, if you 
dress goth or emo, I literally 

2673
02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:39,640
don't care. 
That's a totally fine style. 

2674
02:05:39,920 --> 02:05:43,560
As long as you aren't an emo kid
like this kid, you're totally 

2675
02:05:43,560 --> 02:05:46,360
cool in my book. 
So anyways, right, This all 

2676
02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:49,480
started when Oliver and his 
friends were in the mall. 

2677
02:05:49,520 --> 02:05:52,360
And this was way back in the day
and Oliver and his friends were 

2678
02:05:52,360 --> 02:05:53,880
just kind of like walking around
in the mall. 

2679
02:05:53,880 --> 02:05:55,440
They were trying to figure out 
something to do. 

2680
02:05:55,440 --> 02:05:58,440
I mean, it was a Saturday. 
So I mean, who knows? 

2681
02:05:58,440 --> 02:06:00,720
Like, you know, I mean, like 
they they were trying to figure 

2682
02:06:00,720 --> 02:06:02,000
out something that they wanted 
to do. 

2683
02:06:02,000 --> 02:06:04,440
And Oliver's friend was like, 
Hey man, do you mind if we stop 

2684
02:06:04,440 --> 02:06:07,720
in Hot Topic? 
Hot Topic is AT shirt store that

2685
02:06:07,720 --> 02:06:10,520
sells a lot of store. 
A lot of stores sells a lot of 

2686
02:06:10,520 --> 02:06:13,000
different types of T-shirts, a 
lot of like trending stuff, a 

2687
02:06:13,000 --> 02:06:16,080
lot of like, and since, you 
know, emo and goth was kind of 

2688
02:06:16,080 --> 02:06:18,720
trending at the time, they sold 
a lot of shirts and a tire that 

2689
02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:22,160
really fit with that outfit. 
Like you got like black T-shirt 

2690
02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:27,200
that says like society and then 
you got like a a spiky collar. 

2691
02:06:27,680 --> 02:06:29,720
I don't know man. 
But anyways, right, Oliver and 

2692
02:06:29,720 --> 02:06:33,360
his friends stopped in Hot Topic
and Oliver wasn't really there 

2693
02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:35,600
to buy something. 
So he was kind of just walking 

2694
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:39,560
around and chilling and he 
accidentally bumps into the emo 

2695
02:06:39,560 --> 02:06:44,160
guy or the emo guy introducing a
new guy, emo kid, whatever will 

2696
02:06:44,160 --> 02:06:46,800
come the emo kid. 
So anyways, right, this kid 

2697
02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:50,800
turns around and he's got this 
like this black T-shirt on. 

2698
02:06:50,800 --> 02:06:56,120
He's got a spiky choler, spiky 
collared choker type thing. 

2699
02:06:56,320 --> 02:06:59,400
He's got black pants, he's got 
black shoes on. 

2700
02:06:59,400 --> 02:07:02,400
His hair is black and it's like 
slicked down. 

2701
02:07:02,520 --> 02:07:05,280
So he has these like massive, 
really weird bangs where you 

2702
02:07:05,280 --> 02:07:08,280
can't even see his face. 
He's like, watch where you're 

2703
02:07:08,280 --> 02:07:11,360
going. 
Punk and Oliver's like, sorry 

2704
02:07:11,360 --> 02:07:13,560
man. 
He's like, wait, I knew you 

2705
02:07:13,560 --> 02:07:18,800
dude, you're from my school. 
And Oliver's like, yeah, I think

2706
02:07:18,800 --> 02:07:20,240
we're in class. 
Together. 

2707
02:07:20,240 --> 02:07:22,680
No, I've I've seen you. 
Around though, because Oliver's 

2708
02:07:22,680 --> 02:07:25,280
starting to remember this one 
time he saw this really weirdo 

2709
02:07:25,280 --> 02:07:28,640
looking kid. 
Who was like, man, no one gets 

2710
02:07:28,640 --> 02:07:30,640
me. 
And so sure enough, the kid, the

2711
02:07:30,640 --> 02:07:34,720
kid, the e-mail kid is like. 
Bro, I don't think you bumped 

2712
02:07:34,720 --> 02:07:38,560
into me on purpose, I think you 
were coming for me in my hand. 

2713
02:07:38,880 --> 02:07:40,960
And Oliver's like, dude, what? 
What? 

2714
02:07:41,960 --> 02:07:44,760
What are you talking about? 
And the e-mail kids like bro, I 

2715
02:07:44,760 --> 02:07:48,280
think we both know that you just
hate the emo kids and two other 

2716
02:07:48,280 --> 02:07:50,000
e-mail kids appear at as some 
like. 

2717
02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:51,680
Peer basically appear out of 
thin. 

2718
02:07:51,680 --> 02:07:54,320
Air and they were like what's 
this kid talking about? 

2719
02:07:54,320 --> 02:07:57,880
Like what's going on over here? 
And the e-mail kids like yeah, 

2720
02:07:57,880 --> 02:08:02,120
this kid over here is my school 
and he hates me on purpose and 

2721
02:08:02,120 --> 02:08:04,080
he just bumped into me and it 
was crazy. 

2722
02:08:04,280 --> 02:08:07,280
I I I you can't do this to us, 
man. 

2723
02:08:07,320 --> 02:08:10,360
And the other e-mail kids like, 
yeah, what do you have against 

2724
02:08:10,360 --> 02:08:11,960
in the e-mail? 
Kids in this point, right? 

2725
02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:16,160
Oliver Lewis literally just 
standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt 

2726
02:08:16,160 --> 02:08:19,040
store because his friend wanted 
to buy a T-shirt. 

2727
02:08:19,240 --> 02:08:21,960
And Oliver's head, he's like, 
bro, please hurry up and get 

2728
02:08:21,960 --> 02:08:24,240
that T-shirt. 
But he says, look, I 

2729
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:26,320
accidentally bumped into this 
kid like this guy. 

2730
02:08:26,320 --> 02:08:31,640
I'm sorry, it's not on purpose. 
You can trust me and the emo. 

2731
02:08:31,640 --> 02:08:34,600
Kids. 
Like no dude I totally know what

2732
02:08:34,600 --> 02:08:36,680
like a bump on purpose would 
feel like. 

2733
02:08:36,840 --> 02:08:40,720
That one felt so purposeful. 
Like I literally felt the 

2734
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:42,760
purpose in the bump. 
It was crazy. 

2735
02:08:43,200 --> 02:08:45,240
And Oliver's like, dude, what do
you mean by that? 

2736
02:08:45,400 --> 02:08:48,600
And the emo kids like, are you 
getting aggressive with me, son?

2737
02:08:48,960 --> 02:08:52,560
Or do you want to fight me, son?
Oh, he wants to fight me, dude. 

2738
02:08:52,560 --> 02:08:54,880
And at this point, Oliver's 
like, all right, guys, all right

2739
02:08:54,880 --> 02:08:57,440
boys, have a good day. 
Oliver goes over, finds his 

2740
02:08:57,440 --> 02:08:58,960
friend. 
He's like, dude, I got I met a 

2741
02:08:58,960 --> 02:09:01,120
bunch of weirdo. 
They wanna fight me. 

2742
02:09:01,120 --> 02:09:04,080
I literally bumped into them and
his Olivers friends. 

2743
02:09:04,080 --> 02:09:07,760
Like, all right, dude, that's 
like, all right, we'll go. 

2744
02:09:07,760 --> 02:09:08,400
That's. 
Fine. 

2745
02:09:08,920 --> 02:09:10,880
And then? 
Olivers friend sees this like 

2746
02:09:11,240 --> 02:09:14,600
pack of like emo kids walk over 
and Olivers friend starts 

2747
02:09:14,600 --> 02:09:17,360
cracking up. 
He's like, bro, you can't be, 

2748
02:09:17,360 --> 02:09:19,920
you can't seriously think, wait,
these kids? 

2749
02:09:20,440 --> 02:09:22,480
These kids want to fight. 
You, dude. 

2750
02:09:22,760 --> 02:09:24,120
They're not going to do 
anything. 

2751
02:09:24,200 --> 02:09:26,200
They can probably barely walk 
here without. 

2752
02:09:26,200 --> 02:09:28,360
Fainting. 
And the kids are, like, waddling

2753
02:09:28,360 --> 02:09:30,360
over. 
And the emo kids, like, don't 

2754
02:09:30,360 --> 02:09:32,000
think I forgot what you did, 
man. 

2755
02:09:32,080 --> 02:09:33,920
And so sure enough, right, You 
know, Oliver and his friend, 

2756
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:35,440
they buy the T-shirt, they 
leave. 

2757
02:09:35,760 --> 02:09:38,440
And, you know, Oliver is telling
his friends all about what's 

2758
02:09:38,440 --> 02:09:40,760
going down. 
His friends, like, completely 

2759
02:09:40,760 --> 02:09:42,640
laughing. 
They find it hilarious. 

2760
02:09:42,960 --> 02:09:45,520
And that's because Oliver thinks
himself, well, I'm never going 

2761
02:09:45,520 --> 02:09:48,680
to see these kids again. 
It doesn't really matter, right?

2762
02:09:49,120 --> 02:09:53,680
Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong?
Because this started one of the 

2763
02:09:53,680 --> 02:09:57,520
most insane sagas that Oliver 
has ever has ever had in his 

2764
02:09:57,520 --> 02:09:58,880
life. 
He was telling me that like, 

2765
02:09:59,120 --> 02:10:02,600
he's experienced a lot of crazy 
things, but the story that is to

2766
02:10:02,600 --> 02:10:05,960
follow what just happened is 
probably the craziest thing that

2767
02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:09,960
ever happened to Oliver ever. 
So skip forward a week. 

2768
02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:12,880
An entire week has passed by. 
Actually a little bit more 

2769
02:10:12,880 --> 02:10:14,800
because it's not a weekend, 
Oliver. 

2770
02:10:14,800 --> 02:10:17,680
It's a Monday morning. 
He gets up, He's like, Oh my 

2771
02:10:17,680 --> 02:10:20,680
God, I got to go in. 
So, you know, he gets up, eats 

2772
02:10:20,680 --> 02:10:23,480
breakfast, gets on the bus. 
It's just like, oh. 

2773
02:10:23,720 --> 02:10:25,080
My God, man is. 
It. 

2774
02:10:25,680 --> 02:10:27,480
Already. 
Monday, dude. 

2775
02:10:27,480 --> 02:10:28,720
That's. 
Freaking crazy. 

2776
02:10:28,720 --> 02:10:32,520
He gets into school and he's 
walking to his locker all kind 

2777
02:10:32,520 --> 02:10:35,400
of like half awake or whatever. 
He is his back, back on. 

2778
02:10:36,480 --> 02:10:39,960
So he gets to his locker and 
that's when he realizes that 

2779
02:10:39,960 --> 02:10:43,560
something something's wrong 
because his locker is like 

2780
02:10:43,560 --> 02:10:46,920
halfway open and like the 
lockers didn't have locks on 

2781
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:49,800
them, but Oliver always like 
closed it by the end of the day.

2782
02:10:49,800 --> 02:10:52,320
He grabbed his backpack and he 
would shut it all the way and it

2783
02:10:52,320 --> 02:10:54,200
would close. 
And he noticed. 

2784
02:10:54,200 --> 02:10:56,720
It was halfway open, which was 
weird because no other lockers 

2785
02:10:56,720 --> 02:10:58,720
were halfway open. 
I mean, somewhere, but they were

2786
02:10:58,720 --> 02:11:01,000
very obvious. 
The people just left them open 

2787
02:11:01,000 --> 02:11:02,720
or whatever. 
And Oliver goes up to his 

2788
02:11:02,720 --> 02:11:05,200
locker. 
He opens it very close, like 

2789
02:11:05,200 --> 02:11:09,360
very, very slowly. 
And that's when he sees a little

2790
02:11:09,360 --> 02:11:11,520
something in the background. 
You know, he sees a little 

2791
02:11:11,520 --> 02:11:13,920
something in the very far back 
of his locker. 

2792
02:11:14,440 --> 02:11:18,320
So he you know, he gets his like
his iPhone like 3 or whatever 

2793
02:11:18,600 --> 02:11:22,880
opens up his flashlight app or I
remember when that was the thing

2794
02:11:23,160 --> 02:11:25,440
shines it. 
And sure enough. 

2795
02:11:25,440 --> 02:11:29,400
He sees in like in the back of 
his locker in like black marker.

2796
02:11:29,720 --> 02:11:33,760
He sees a like a skull and 
crossbones like scribbled on 

2797
02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:38,600
there and then said, you're next
fear us. 

2798
02:11:39,000 --> 02:11:41,720
And you know, at this point 
Oliver is like, what? 

2799
02:11:41,720 --> 02:11:42,840
What? 
Huh. 

2800
02:11:44,120 --> 02:11:47,400
What? 
What? 

2801
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:51,840
Like what's going on here, boys?
Like I don't why? 

2802
02:11:51,880 --> 02:11:54,080
And so sure enough, like Oliver 
like hits up his friend. 

2803
02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:57,320
He's like bro, did you do this? 
And his friends like dude, no, 

2804
02:11:57,320 --> 02:12:00,560
I'm not cringe. 
And and Oliver is like, alright,

2805
02:12:00,560 --> 02:12:03,440
well, if it wasn't you guys, 
well then who could've like, 

2806
02:12:03,440 --> 02:12:06,280
that's, that's really weird. 
And remember the whole emo 

2807
02:12:06,280 --> 02:12:09,440
experience with the emo kid 
thing that happened at Hot Topic

2808
02:12:09,440 --> 02:12:12,280
over a week ago was a pretty 
crazy experience. 

2809
02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:15,400
But at that time, Oliver had 
completely forgotten because 

2810
02:12:15,400 --> 02:12:18,920
don't forget that the main emo 
kid actually went to Oliver 

2811
02:12:18,920 --> 02:12:22,440
school and Oliver recognized him
from being in the hallways once.

2812
02:12:23,120 --> 02:12:26,120
So Oliver didn't even think for 
a second, like he didn't even 

2813
02:12:26,120 --> 02:12:28,760
think of the emo kids when he 
was like, all right, who's 

2814
02:12:28,760 --> 02:12:31,040
probably going to be the one 
like who did this? 

2815
02:12:31,560 --> 02:12:33,800
Who's most likely that like 
probably went through and was 

2816
02:12:33,800 --> 02:12:35,200
trying to mess with me or 
whatever. 

2817
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:37,040
And Oliver just didn't even 
think of the e-mail kid. 

2818
02:12:37,600 --> 02:12:41,880
So give it a couple days, right?
Couple days later, you know, 

2819
02:12:41,880 --> 02:12:45,680
Oliver is kind of like towards 
the end of school and most 

2820
02:12:45,680 --> 02:12:47,840
people are gone. 
You know, Oliver's just like 

2821
02:12:47,840 --> 02:12:49,320
waiting. 
It's after class. 

2822
02:12:49,640 --> 02:12:52,720
Oliver's like waiting to go be 
picked up, but then he's like, 

2823
02:12:52,720 --> 02:12:55,960
oh shoot, I forgot my backpack. 
I don't know what happens or 

2824
02:12:55,960 --> 02:12:57,120
whatever. 
So, Oliver. 

2825
02:12:57,120 --> 02:13:01,440
'S walking back to his locker 
and this is where it's actually 

2826
02:13:01,440 --> 02:13:04,000
a little creepy because he 
starts walking back to his 

2827
02:13:04,000 --> 02:13:08,520
locker and it's like he looks at
his locker and it's just 

2828
02:13:08,520 --> 02:13:11,120
scribbled in black pen like 
nothing else. 

2829
02:13:11,120 --> 02:13:13,400
No other lockers, it says. 
His locker. 

2830
02:13:13,600 --> 02:13:17,080
Has all these. 
Black X's all over them and it's

2831
02:13:17,080 --> 02:13:20,200
done Sharpie or whatever, but 
he's like OK, whatever. 

2832
02:13:20,200 --> 02:13:23,640
This is kind of serious because 
he looks around and no one else 

2833
02:13:23,640 --> 02:13:24,600
is around him. 
So this. 

2834
02:13:24,600 --> 02:13:27,720
Is kind of weird now. 
He's definitely feeling kind of 

2835
02:13:27,720 --> 02:13:30,880
uncomfortable at the moment. 
So he goes in there and goes to 

2836
02:13:30,880 --> 02:13:35,080
grab his backpack and he sees a 
piece of paper sitting there. 

2837
02:13:35,640 --> 02:13:38,840
So he grabs the piece of paper. 
He realizes it's a letter, but 

2838
02:13:38,840 --> 02:13:41,080
he doesn't read it yet because 
he grabs his backpack. 

2839
02:13:41,320 --> 02:13:43,720
He gets on out of there and he 
goes out of the school and now 

2840
02:13:43,720 --> 02:13:46,760
he's standing where, you know, 
people are getting picked up or 

2841
02:13:46,760 --> 02:13:48,200
whatever. 
And this is where he feels more 

2842
02:13:48,200 --> 02:13:49,960
comfortable to actually read the
letter. 

2843
02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:56,080
So he opens up the letter and 
says I'm going to try and read 

2844
02:13:56,080 --> 02:13:59,800
in the e-mail kid voice. 
Don't think you could have 

2845
02:13:59,800 --> 02:14:05,520
gotten away from us, man. 
The emo kids have not forgotten 

2846
02:14:05,520 --> 02:14:09,680
your sins and you shall pay for 
them next time. 

2847
02:14:09,960 --> 02:14:12,880
Don't mess with the popular 
loaders, ever. 

2848
02:14:12,880 --> 02:14:17,360
Again And then it had this like 
weird, like Raven at the bottom 

2849
02:14:17,360 --> 02:14:21,680
and apparently that was like the
emo Guild crust Crest or 

2850
02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:24,000
whatever. 
Dude I I don't know, but at this

2851
02:14:24,000 --> 02:14:28,200
point Oliver's like Oh my God, 
it's the freaking emo kid that I

2852
02:14:28,200 --> 02:14:30,640
bumped into. 
With the hot Topic, that's the 

2853
02:14:30,640 --> 02:14:33,720
kid behind all this or whatever.
So he's like, all right, I'm 

2854
02:14:33,720 --> 02:14:36,520
just gonna, next time I see him,
I'm just gonna tell him to leave

2855
02:14:36,520 --> 02:14:38,080
me alone. 
And the kind of I'm just gonna 

2856
02:14:38,080 --> 02:14:41,320
scare him. 
He's full of nothing, right? 

2857
02:14:41,320 --> 02:14:43,720
He's full of nothing. 
And so sure enough, the next day

2858
02:14:43,720 --> 02:14:45,600
rolls around and he gets on the 
bus and. 

2859
02:14:46,240 --> 02:14:48,560
Once again, Oliver isn't even 
really thinking about the weird 

2860
02:14:48,560 --> 02:14:52,440
stuff going on, but he gets on 
the bus and he's half awake and 

2861
02:14:52,440 --> 02:14:54,120
he's looking. 
You know how you walk down the 

2862
02:14:54,120 --> 02:14:56,240
bus and you can see all the 
people sitting in the seats? 

2863
02:14:56,440 --> 02:14:59,720
He looks in the way back and 
he's like stops for a second 

2864
02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:03,280
because he sees something that's
very reckoned that he remembers.

2865
02:15:03,560 --> 02:15:07,600
Long black hair bangs in the 
front of the face. 

2866
02:15:07,840 --> 02:15:11,120
And he's like, Oh my God, wait, 
wait, that's the e-mail, kid. 

2867
02:15:11,760 --> 02:15:13,960
And all of a sudden he hears 
coming back the bus. 

2868
02:15:14,400 --> 02:15:17,720
Right, hello there, Oliver. 
Why don't you sit next to me? 

2869
02:15:18,080 --> 02:15:20,440
And Oliver is like. 
How does he know my name? 

2870
02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:22,400
Whatever. 
And Oliver is like, all right, 

2871
02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:24,880
well, this is going to be 
actually a great opportunity for

2872
02:15:24,880 --> 02:15:28,720
me to sit down and kind of like,
scare this kid and tell him to 

2873
02:15:28,760 --> 02:15:30,400
like, basically to piss off, 
right? 

2874
02:15:30,480 --> 02:15:32,160
So Oliver gets to the back of 
the bus. 

2875
02:15:32,160 --> 02:15:33,960
And he sees the emo kid and he 
sits there. 

2876
02:15:33,960 --> 02:15:37,600
He's like, dude, I don't know 
what's up with you, but why? 

2877
02:15:37,600 --> 02:15:40,080
Why do you keep doing weird 
things to my locker? 

2878
02:15:40,240 --> 02:15:43,120
And he says. 
And the emo kids like so you've 

2879
02:15:43,120 --> 02:15:45,400
noticed. 
You've noticed that the emo 

2880
02:15:45,400 --> 02:15:50,280
Guild has noticed your presence 
and has decided that you are 

2881
02:15:50,280 --> 02:15:55,840
mortal enemy #1. 
And Olivers like what? 

2882
02:15:56,080 --> 02:15:58,880
The emo kids like so you must 
not know about the emo Guild. 

2883
02:15:58,880 --> 02:16:01,120
Well someone so ignorant as you 
probably would have known that 

2884
02:16:01,120 --> 02:16:04,080
anyways. 
But anyways, the emo Guild is 

2885
02:16:04,080 --> 02:16:06,200
the Guild of all the emails in 
our area. 

2886
02:16:06,200 --> 02:16:09,200
They get together and since 
everyone's a hater in part of 

2887
02:16:09,200 --> 02:16:13,040
society, we have decided to 
Guild together and join our 

2888
02:16:13,040 --> 02:16:17,760
forces and if anyone strikes one
of us we will all combined and 

2889
02:16:17,760 --> 02:16:21,440
strike them down. 20 times is 
hard. 

2890
02:16:21,800 --> 02:16:23,120
And Oliver's like, all right, 
man. 

2891
02:16:23,120 --> 02:16:24,960
Well, you struck pretty hard at 
the locker. 

2892
02:16:25,720 --> 02:16:30,960
Scared me, got me good. 
Nemo kids like Nice Tray Oliver,

2893
02:16:31,080 --> 02:16:34,240
if that even is your real name. 
Oliver's like, yes, that's my 

2894
02:16:34,240 --> 02:16:36,760
birth name. 
He's like, whatever, you don't 

2895
02:16:36,760 --> 02:16:40,520
even know what's coming next. 
Real quick if you made it. 

2896
02:16:40,520 --> 02:16:42,360
This far into the video and 
aren't busy doing. 

2897
02:16:42,440 --> 02:16:44,400
Something comment emo down 
below. 

2898
02:16:44,400 --> 02:16:46,920
I'll try and hard as many 
comments to say that Then also, 

2899
02:16:46,920 --> 02:16:49,240
if you want to support the 
channel, binge watch these 

2900
02:16:49,240 --> 02:16:52,520
videos at while you're doing 
something and let me know in the

2901
02:16:52,520 --> 02:16:55,160
comments section down below what
you're doing while binge 

2902
02:16:55,160 --> 02:16:57,200
watching these videos. 
Bingeing the video supports the 

2903
02:16:57,200 --> 02:16:58,799
channel so much and I appreciate
it. 

2904
02:16:59,000 --> 02:17:01,360
And also I'll be shouting out 
random people who tell me how 

2905
02:17:01,360 --> 02:17:04,200
they're supporting the channel 
like these people on screen 

2906
02:17:04,200 --> 02:17:05,520
right now. 
Thank you. 

2907
02:17:05,520 --> 02:17:08,600
Let's get back to the story. 
So eventually the bus gets to 

2908
02:17:08,600 --> 02:17:11,959
the stop, the bus stop where the
school is, Oliver gets up and 

2909
02:17:11,959 --> 02:17:16,120
the e-mail kids like. 
Wait, you must know that you are

2910
02:17:16,120 --> 02:17:21,120
facing off against the e-mail 
clan and you will not have any 

2911
02:17:21,120 --> 02:17:26,440
idea of what's coming and. 
Oliver's like, all right, can I 

2912
02:17:26,440 --> 02:17:30,120
at least get your name so I can 
know who I'm facing off against?

2913
02:17:30,600 --> 02:17:34,320
Ben, I guess that is only what a
respectable do list would do 

2914
02:17:34,320 --> 02:17:35,639
anyways. 
So fair. 

2915
02:17:36,000 --> 02:17:41,959
I am Sir Ben the Great Wizard, 
Archduke Nemesis. 

2916
02:17:41,959 --> 02:17:46,080
Leonardo DiCaprio, the third. 
And Oliver is like. 

2917
02:17:46,080 --> 02:17:47,360
So your name is Ben? 
Yes. 

2918
02:17:47,360 --> 02:17:52,040
Whatever that is my moral name. 
And Oliver is like, okay, Ben. 

2919
02:17:52,160 --> 02:17:54,240
It is Ben and. 
He's like, all right, I don't 

2920
02:17:54,240 --> 02:17:56,959
need to hear it. 
Fine, OK, bye. 

2921
02:17:57,360 --> 02:18:00,400
So Oliver walks away and it's 
like, all right, Oliver's 

2922
02:18:00,400 --> 02:18:01,480
thinking on this. 
He's like, you know what? 

2923
02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:03,760
These kids are weird and they 
have way too much time on their 

2924
02:18:03,760 --> 02:18:07,280
hands, so I don't really want to
see what like weird concoction 

2925
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:11,080
of weird stuff they decide to 
put in my locker or whatever. 

2926
02:18:11,080 --> 02:18:12,959
They decide to do. 
I don't want to see it. 

2927
02:18:13,240 --> 02:18:15,240
So you know what, I'm going to 
strike back. 

2928
02:18:15,680 --> 02:18:18,000
I'm going to figure out 
everything about this Ben kid 

2929
02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:20,440
and I'm going to have a little 
ammunition to I'm. 

2930
02:18:20,440 --> 02:18:24,320
Not going to say blackmail him, 
but blackmail him. 

2931
02:18:25,160 --> 02:18:26,799
It just is what it. 
Is man, I'm sorry. 

2932
02:18:26,799 --> 02:18:30,000
Like they're playing dirty. 
I'm playing dirty, sorry. 

2933
02:18:30,080 --> 02:18:31,879
Right? 
So sorry if you don't, if you 

2934
02:18:31,879 --> 02:18:33,959
don't hate the player. 
Hate the game? 

2935
02:18:34,360 --> 02:18:35,040
Right. 
So anyways. 

2936
02:18:35,400 --> 02:18:37,600
Oliver immediately starts 
hitting up all of his friends. 

2937
02:18:37,600 --> 02:18:38,840
He's like, do you know this Ben 
kid? 

2938
02:18:38,840 --> 02:18:42,719
They're like, now, now I don't 
know this Ben kid one kids like,

2939
02:18:42,719 --> 02:18:44,959
yeah, he's a weird emo kid. 
He's like, all right, what do 

2940
02:18:44,959 --> 02:18:47,799
you know about him? 
He's like, he's weird and emo or

2941
02:18:47,799 --> 02:18:49,680
something. 
And Oliver's like, you're not, 

2942
02:18:49,680 --> 02:18:52,400
you're no help. 
So anyways, Oliver eventually 

2943
02:18:52,959 --> 02:18:55,639
talks to his friend Stormy, 
who's a girl. 

2944
02:18:56,280 --> 02:19:00,400
And you know, you know, Oliver's
like, hey, sorry, I'm trying to 

2945
02:19:00,400 --> 02:19:02,959
find this weird kid is like 
trying to like, beef with me. 

2946
02:19:02,959 --> 02:19:05,400
I just want to find dirt on him.
Do you know this kid, Ben 

2947
02:19:05,480 --> 02:19:07,799
Stormy's like, oh, do I know 
Ben? 

2948
02:19:08,120 --> 02:19:09,240
And Oliver's like, yes. 
Yes. 

2949
02:19:09,240 --> 02:19:10,320
Do you know something? 
Let's go. 

2950
02:19:10,760 --> 02:19:13,160
And he's like, please, please 
tell me whatever Stormy's like. 

2951
02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:17,559
Well, you know Kate, right? 
And Ben's like, not Ben. 

2952
02:19:17,559 --> 02:19:19,080
Sorry. 
Oliver's like, yeah, I know, 

2953
02:19:19,080 --> 02:19:21,920
Kate. 
So Ben, the e-mail kid guy, 

2954
02:19:21,920 --> 02:19:25,440
that's like being weird with 
you, is what Stormy's saying has

2955
02:19:25,440 --> 02:19:27,760
a massive crush on Kate, and 
Kate knows it. 

2956
02:19:28,280 --> 02:19:30,959
And you know, Kate hasn't 
necessarily said no to him yet. 

2957
02:19:30,959 --> 02:19:34,840
He hasn't made any advances. 
And Oliver is like, thank you, 

2958
02:19:34,840 --> 02:19:35,959
thank you, thank. 
You, that's all. 

2959
02:19:35,959 --> 02:19:37,080
I. 
Need can I talk to Kate for a 

2960
02:19:37,080 --> 02:19:39,400
second? 
And, you know, Storm's like, 

2961
02:19:39,400 --> 02:19:40,799
yeah, sure. 
Like, whatever. 

2962
02:19:40,799 --> 02:19:44,120
So eventually Stormy sets Kate 
and Oliver up. 

2963
02:19:44,120 --> 02:19:46,799
And Oliver's like, hey, please. 
He explains the entire 

2964
02:19:46,799 --> 02:19:49,760
situation. 
And Kate's like, look, Ben, the 

2965
02:19:49,760 --> 02:19:52,760
emo kid has been weird to me for
a very long time. 

2966
02:19:52,760 --> 02:19:55,480
Like, I used to think it was 
this funny, but he's weird. 

2967
02:19:55,480 --> 02:19:57,880
He keeps looking at me. 
He keeps right, like, he keeps, 

2968
02:19:57,880 --> 02:20:00,440
like professing his love to me. 
You know what? 

2969
02:20:00,440 --> 02:20:02,520
I'll team up with you. 
We'll take him down. 

2970
02:20:02,640 --> 02:20:05,680
Oliver's ecstatic at this point.
So basically, they come up with 

2971
02:20:05,680 --> 02:20:07,560
a plan. 
If the emo next time. 

2972
02:20:07,560 --> 02:20:08,600
The Emo. 
Kids strike. 

2973
02:20:08,680 --> 02:20:12,240
Oliver is going to find the 
e-mail kid and ask for like 

2974
02:20:12,240 --> 02:20:14,480
mercy. 
And the e-mail kid doesn't give 

2975
02:20:14,480 --> 02:20:16,000
him mercy. 
And you know, Oliver doesn't 

2976
02:20:16,000 --> 02:20:17,600
actually expect him to give him 
mercy. 

2977
02:20:17,800 --> 02:20:20,480
Basically assuming the e-mail 
kid doesn't give him mercy, 

2978
02:20:21,000 --> 02:20:23,560
Oliver is going to say, well, 
I'm going to give you one more 

2979
02:20:23,560 --> 02:20:26,480
chance to give me mercy. 
And the emo kids, he's going to 

2980
02:20:26,760 --> 02:20:28,120
be like, what? 
What do you mean? 

2981
02:20:28,120 --> 02:20:31,160
Like I have the upper ground. 
And then all of a sudden Oliver 

2982
02:20:31,160 --> 02:20:34,200
is going to like pull out like a
basically text message 

2983
02:20:34,200 --> 02:20:37,840
conversation with Kate, which is
going to be fabricated about 

2984
02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:42,480
about how like he knows someone 
perfect for for her and how like

2985
02:20:43,000 --> 02:20:46,160
Oliver's friend who we'll just 
call BA. 

2986
02:20:46,200 --> 02:20:47,600
No, we're not going to, we're 
going to call him. 

2987
02:20:47,680 --> 02:20:50,720
What should we call him? 
Oliver's friend Ryan is like 

2988
02:20:50,720 --> 02:20:53,520
perfect for Kate. 
And the truth is Kate has like a

2989
02:20:53,560 --> 02:20:56,160
crush on Ryan. 
And Oliver's basically going to 

2990
02:20:56,160 --> 02:21:00,880
say, hey, if you do any, like if
you do anything else, I'm going 

2991
02:21:00,880 --> 02:21:03,920
to set up Ryan and Kate. 
And Kate already thinks Ryan is 

2992
02:21:03,920 --> 02:21:06,720
super attractive and Ryan is 
down to get with her. 

2993
02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:09,160
And I have all the power to 
connect them. 

2994
02:21:09,360 --> 02:21:12,880
And you will never be able to 
date Kate or yeah, you'll never 

2995
02:21:12,880 --> 02:21:15,480
be able to date Kate ever again.
And this will destroy the e-mail

2996
02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:17,960
Kate. 
So anyways, after this plan is 

2997
02:21:17,960 --> 02:21:21,920
done, once again, Oliver is 
walking back to his locker. 

2998
02:21:22,480 --> 02:21:25,440
And sure enough, once again, 
like, you know, and he reported 

2999
02:21:25,440 --> 02:21:28,880
last time all the like the the 
exes and stuff, and the janitor 

3000
02:21:28,880 --> 02:21:31,920
came and cleaned it up. 
And one, he goes to the locker 

3001
02:21:31,920 --> 02:21:36,840
and sure enough, there is this 
like crudely drawn black Raven. 

3002
02:21:37,040 --> 02:21:40,840
And then it says emo, emo Guild 
underneath it. 

3003
02:21:40,840 --> 02:21:44,200
And so, you know, Oliver's like,
all right, they struck again. 

3004
02:21:44,960 --> 02:21:46,280
Let's see if this. 
Kids on the bus. 

3005
02:21:46,600 --> 02:21:49,680
So the next day, Oliver is 
really hoping that the emo kid 

3006
02:21:49,680 --> 02:21:52,040
takes the bus again because this
would be kind of difficult to go

3007
02:21:52,040 --> 02:21:54,440
and find them. 
But sure enough, the emo kid is 

3008
02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:58,840
sitting in the back with his 
like weird super long hair 

3009
02:21:58,840 --> 02:22:00,840
that's like covering his entire 
face. 

3010
02:22:01,080 --> 02:22:04,560
He's like he's wearing like he, 
he has this like robe today, 

3011
02:22:04,560 --> 02:22:06,960
this like black Cape or whatever
or something. 

3012
02:22:07,280 --> 02:22:10,640
He's sitting there and he's like
Oliver. 

3013
02:22:11,200 --> 02:22:13,160
I've seen. 
Do you want to sit next to me? 

3014
02:22:13,160 --> 02:22:16,200
And because I don't know if 
you've seen your lacquer 

3015
02:22:16,200 --> 02:22:20,560
yesterday, but it has a little, 
I don't know, it has a little 

3016
02:22:20,560 --> 02:22:21,280
something. 
On it. 

3017
02:22:21,280 --> 02:22:24,640
And Oliver's like, yes, Ben, I 
know. 

3018
02:22:25,520 --> 02:22:28,680
I was wondering if we could talk
about, you know, maybe a 

3019
02:22:28,680 --> 02:22:30,160
surrender. 
My surrender. 

3020
02:22:30,440 --> 02:22:33,240
And the emo. 
Kids like I knew it. 

3021
02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:36,120
I knew you were weak, I knew you
were sad. 

3022
02:22:36,320 --> 02:22:38,840
But no, I will not show you 
mercy. 

3023
02:22:38,840 --> 02:22:41,120
I will just not do it. 
It's not in the way of the emo 

3024
02:22:41,120 --> 02:22:43,680
Guild because you're a part of 
society. 

3025
02:22:44,040 --> 02:22:49,360
Freak society bro. 
And Oliver's like, look, Ben, 

3026
02:22:49,360 --> 02:22:51,680
I'm going to give you one more 
chance to reconsider. 

3027
02:22:52,320 --> 02:22:57,360
The emo kids like what? 
Give me a chance to reconsider. 

3028
02:22:57,600 --> 02:22:59,680
You're asking me for my 
forgiveness. 

3029
02:22:59,680 --> 02:23:04,120
I will not reconsider anything. 
And Oliver's like, fine, I know 

3030
02:23:04,120 --> 02:23:06,680
about. 
Kate the emo kids like what? 

3031
02:23:08,880 --> 02:23:14,040
You know about my love. 
I can barely keep a straight 

3032
02:23:14,040 --> 02:23:15,960
face doing this anyway. 
Emo kids like. 

3033
02:23:16,080 --> 02:23:20,520
You know about my love. 
And Oliver's like, yes, in fact.

3034
02:23:21,080 --> 02:23:23,640
I know more than that. 
You know Kate, right? 

3035
02:23:23,840 --> 02:23:26,880
Well, I have a friend, Ryan. 
He's a good. 

3036
02:23:26,880 --> 02:23:30,320
Looking man and I was talking to
Kate and I was talking to her 

3037
02:23:30,320 --> 02:23:33,680
about Ryan and I just asked her,
you know what she thought? 

3038
02:23:33,680 --> 02:23:37,240
And Kate confessed to me. 
That she really thinks Ryan is 

3039
02:23:37,240 --> 02:23:39,960
so attractive. 
And you know who's my best 

3040
02:23:39,960 --> 02:23:41,200
friend? 
Ryan. 

3041
02:23:41,520 --> 02:23:43,360
You know who Ryan finds 
attractive? 

3042
02:23:43,360 --> 02:23:45,920
Kate. 
And with a snap of my fingers, 

3043
02:23:46,080 --> 02:23:48,920
Mr. Emo Man, I could set the two
of them up. 

3044
02:23:49,280 --> 02:23:53,240
And you will never have a chance
to date her for the rest of high

3045
02:23:53,240 --> 02:23:55,320
school or middle school. 
I don't care, right. 

3046
02:23:55,320 --> 02:23:58,120
For the rest of high school. 
And I mean, it's not like that 

3047
02:23:58,120 --> 02:23:59,880
Ben the emo kid was going to 
date her anyways. 

3048
02:24:00,080 --> 02:24:06,360
But the emo kid was like, no, 
what do you want? 

3049
02:24:06,360 --> 02:24:09,600
You cruel beast, You cruel 
monster. 

3050
02:24:10,000 --> 02:24:12,600
I don't know why you put my love
up like that. 

3051
02:24:13,200 --> 02:24:16,080
You can have whatever you want. 
You can have my riches, you can 

3052
02:24:16,080 --> 02:24:20,240
have my gold, you can have my 
Twilight limited edition series 

3053
02:24:20,240 --> 02:24:24,640
books, and by the other himself 
you can have anything of mine. 

3054
02:24:25,480 --> 02:24:28,400
And Oliver's like, dude, I just 
want you and your weirdo friends

3055
02:24:28,400 --> 02:24:31,800
to stop. 
Emo kids like emo Guild is not 

3056
02:24:31,800 --> 02:24:34,040
going to like this. 
They'll know that I have a 

3057
02:24:34,040 --> 02:24:36,880
weakness. 
I might be kicked out of the emo

3058
02:24:36,880 --> 02:24:39,920
Guild, no? 
And Oliver's like, all right, 

3059
02:24:39,920 --> 02:24:40,440
well. 
If you're. 

3060
02:24:40,440 --> 02:24:41,920
If they're not. 
Going to stop if your buddies 

3061
02:24:41,920 --> 02:24:43,800
aren't going to stop you and 
your weirdos aren't going to 

3062
02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:47,360
stop harassing me. 
Well then you know what Kate and

3063
02:24:47,360 --> 02:24:50,080
my friend Ryan are going to be. 
Sitting in a tree. 

3064
02:24:50,320 --> 02:24:51,200
Emo kiss. 
I knew. 

3065
02:24:51,480 --> 02:24:53,480
Don't say it. 
Don't say it. 

3066
02:24:53,600 --> 02:25:00,000
KIS no SIN. 
No G no. 

3067
02:25:00,360 --> 02:25:01,960
Fine. 
Fine. 

3068
02:25:02,200 --> 02:25:06,080
Oliver, you cruel monster. 
You can have whatever you want 

3069
02:25:06,080 --> 02:25:07,400
then. 
Fine. 

3070
02:25:07,520 --> 02:25:09,120
Well, fine. 
We'll do it. 

3071
02:25:09,680 --> 02:25:11,160
No. 
Nothing more will happen. 

3072
02:25:11,160 --> 02:25:15,520
I'll tell the e-mail Gil that. 
But you surrendered to me and I 

3073
02:25:15,520 --> 02:25:18,040
was merciful because that's part
of the emo Guild. 

3074
02:25:18,480 --> 02:25:20,360
And Oliver's like, didn't you 
say that was the opposite? 

3075
02:25:20,480 --> 02:25:22,640
It doesn't matter, Oliver. 
I'm trying to work with you, 

3076
02:25:22,680 --> 02:25:25,080
idiot. 
And Oliver's like, OK, you know 

3077
02:25:25,080 --> 02:25:27,720
what if this is? 
True, Kate, you know, Kate and 

3078
02:25:27,720 --> 02:25:31,120
Ryan, you know they're not going
to be like that, but just so you

3079
02:25:31,120 --> 02:25:33,480
know. 
If you are one of your little 

3080
02:25:33,480 --> 02:25:35,360
emo friends, do. 
Anything. 

3081
02:25:35,360 --> 02:25:38,760
To me, anything. 
Kate and Ryan are a thing. 

3082
02:25:39,080 --> 02:25:42,880
Emo kids like fine, you drive a 
hardback and I'll call out the 

3083
02:25:42,880 --> 02:25:46,240
attacks. 
And from that point on, Oliver 

3084
02:25:46,800 --> 02:25:50,040
has never received another 
e-mail style. 

3085
02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:52,280
I don't even know. 
If you could call it an attack, 

3086
02:25:52,280 --> 02:25:55,920
but he never received weird 
stuff in his locker or weird in 

3087
02:25:55,920 --> 02:25:58,040
carvings and. 
The E-mail Guild. 

3088
02:25:58,040 --> 02:26:01,120
Or anything like that. 
And he lived happily ever after.

3089
02:26:01,640 --> 02:26:03,680
Yeah, click on the video on 
screen right now. 

3090
02:26:03,680 --> 02:26:05,800
I know you'll enjoy. 
It just click it do it. 

3091
02:26:07,120 --> 02:26:09,560
Today I got a story. 
Time for you guys about probably

3092
02:26:09,560 --> 02:26:13,840
one of the weirdest, strangest 
emo kids to ever exist. 

3093
02:26:13,840 --> 02:26:16,400
So yeah, I don't know, Get 
something to eat, get 

3094
02:26:16,400 --> 02:26:18,280
comfortable. 
Subscribe if you're new. 

3095
02:26:18,480 --> 02:26:20,520
And let's call today's 
subscriber who submitted the 

3096
02:26:20,520 --> 02:26:22,360
story. 
Let's call her Claire. 

3097
02:26:22,360 --> 02:26:25,680
So this takes place during 
Claire's class, right? 

3098
02:26:25,680 --> 02:26:27,560
She during school, she was in 
class. 

3099
02:26:27,800 --> 02:26:29,840
And there's this boy that Claire
was talking to. 

3100
02:26:29,840 --> 02:26:31,480
And she, you know, she kind of 
liked them, right? 

3101
02:26:31,600 --> 02:26:34,680
Hey man, it happens, you know, 
life happens. 

3102
02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:38,360
Let's call this guy Ben because.
I'm not creative, man. 

3103
02:26:38,520 --> 02:26:40,680
There's also another girl in. 
Claire's class. 

3104
02:26:40,680 --> 02:26:42,720
And we're just going to call her
the emo girl. 

3105
02:26:42,720 --> 02:26:45,600
And Claire didn't know this at 
the time, but she really did 

3106
02:26:45,600 --> 02:26:47,680
know this. 
She really got to know this 

3107
02:26:47,680 --> 02:26:49,960
pretty soon. 
But at the time, she didn't know

3108
02:26:49,960 --> 02:26:54,000
that the emo girl had a massive 
crush on Ben, right? 

3109
02:26:54,200 --> 02:26:56,680
And part of me. 
Feels for the emo girl a little 

3110
02:26:56,680 --> 02:27:00,000
bit like I've definitely been in
situations where in middle 

3111
02:27:00,000 --> 02:27:02,960
school I had a crush on this 
girl and she was obviously 

3112
02:27:02,960 --> 02:27:05,680
talking to another guy that 
like, you know, would have 

3113
02:27:05,680 --> 02:27:08,720
definitely gotten her like. 
I I was not the one for her, 

3114
02:27:08,720 --> 02:27:10,840
some other guy was. 
It sucks man. 

3115
02:27:10,840 --> 02:27:12,960
It really does. 
I'm not going to say it doesn't.

3116
02:27:13,120 --> 02:27:16,440
However, it doesn't justify the.
Actions that you'll see in this 

3117
02:27:16,440 --> 02:27:19,440
video which are pretty crazy. 
But anyways, right, So this all 

3118
02:27:19,440 --> 02:27:22,160
started one day when Claire was 
talking to Ben. 

3119
02:27:22,400 --> 02:27:23,920
And she was. 
Sitting there and, you know, 

3120
02:27:23,920 --> 02:27:26,720
she's talking to Ben and it kind
of seemed like Ben was going to 

3121
02:27:26,720 --> 02:27:29,720
like her back and he was very 
engaged talking to her. 

3122
02:27:29,720 --> 02:27:33,480
Like they were flirting a lot. 
And this is when you know Claire

3123
02:27:33,480 --> 02:27:34,320
like. 
Kind. 

3124
02:27:34,320 --> 02:27:36,760
Of like spaced out a little bit.
You know, when you're like 

3125
02:27:36,760 --> 02:27:39,280
looking at someone and then you 
kind of space out a little bit 

3126
02:27:39,480 --> 02:27:41,320
and you look at all the stuff 
behind them. 

3127
02:27:41,320 --> 02:27:44,880
When you're like focus of vision
kind of changes and shifts. 

3128
02:27:45,080 --> 02:27:48,280
So she kind of like spaced out a
little bit and looked behind Ben

3129
02:27:48,600 --> 02:27:52,080
and she very briefly made eye 
contact with this emo girl in 

3130
02:27:52,080 --> 02:27:54,000
her class. 
If you dress emo. 

3131
02:27:54,000 --> 02:27:56,920
This video is not against you, I
think the style is totally fine 

3132
02:27:56,920 --> 02:27:59,200
and I like you either way. 
As long as you don't act. 

3133
02:27:59,200 --> 02:28:01,160
Like this emo girl? 
Then you're totally fine. 

3134
02:28:01,240 --> 02:28:04,280
So basically right. 
This girl had super long dyed 

3135
02:28:04,280 --> 02:28:06,560
black hair. 
She was like a natural, like a 

3136
02:28:06,560 --> 02:28:09,560
brunette met like a year ago, 
but then she dyed it all black. 

3137
02:28:09,720 --> 02:28:13,640
She wears all these like goth 
skull rings or whatever and it's

3138
02:28:13,640 --> 02:28:15,400
kind of the style, you know what
I mean? 

3139
02:28:15,960 --> 02:28:18,760
And sure enough, this emo girl 
that Claire doesn't really talk 

3140
02:28:18,760 --> 02:28:22,000
to just cuz they were never 
really friends is just staring 

3141
02:28:22,000 --> 02:28:26,120
into like the pits of her souls 
do like the pits of her souls 

3142
02:28:26,280 --> 02:28:28,520
staring into like the, I don't 
know what I'm trying to say. 

3143
02:28:28,520 --> 02:28:31,120
She they. 
Were just like deeply staring at

3144
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:34,400
her very, very kind of like 
angrily and Claire quickly 

3145
02:28:34,400 --> 02:28:37,000
breaks eye contact because like,
I don't know man, she's. 

3146
02:28:37,080 --> 02:28:39,840
She's not trying to like, she's 
just like, I'm not engaging with

3147
02:28:39,840 --> 02:28:40,960
this. 
Like, let's hope that's a 

3148
02:28:40,960 --> 02:28:43,160
coincidence. 
Claire completely forgets about 

3149
02:28:43,160 --> 02:28:45,400
that and goes back to talking 
with Ben, right? 

3150
02:28:45,680 --> 02:28:47,400
And so sure enough, you know 
she's talking to Ben. 

3151
02:28:47,400 --> 02:28:49,720
She's like flirting, whatever, 
right? 

3152
02:28:49,720 --> 02:28:53,400
Insert flirtatious conversation.
And by the end of the 

3153
02:28:53,400 --> 02:28:56,280
conversation, you know, the bell
rings or whatever and Claire 

3154
02:28:56,280 --> 02:28:59,680
leaves to go to either recess, 
lunch, another class, I don't 

3155
02:28:59,680 --> 02:29:02,400
know specifically what, but 
whatever it was, she leaves to 

3156
02:29:02,400 --> 02:29:05,600
go and do it. 
And the emo girl quickly follows

3157
02:29:05,600 --> 02:29:08,240
behind her, like the emo girl 
was kind of far behind her in 

3158
02:29:08,240 --> 02:29:09,520
class. 
So the emo. 

3159
02:29:09,520 --> 02:29:12,040
Girl is like speed walking 
towards her and Claire is kind 

3160
02:29:12,040 --> 02:29:16,280
of thinking oh boy, I guess that
eye contact earlier today was 

3161
02:29:16,280 --> 02:29:18,800
not an accident. 
It was not like an A mistake. 

3162
02:29:18,880 --> 02:29:21,800
You know how you sometimes like 
I know I'll do this, I'll like 

3163
02:29:21,800 --> 02:29:24,800
space out and not even pay 
attention and then realize I've 

3164
02:29:24,800 --> 02:29:27,520
been staring at someone for like
5 minutes. 

3165
02:29:27,520 --> 02:29:29,240
I'm just like Oh my God I'm so 
sorry. 

3166
02:29:29,240 --> 02:29:32,240
I swear I'm just zoning out. 
And Claire was kind of hoping 

3167
02:29:32,240 --> 02:29:35,840
that the emo girl just happened 
to be accidentally staring into 

3168
02:29:35,840 --> 02:29:39,440
her soul through her. 
But yeah, it was not an accident

3169
02:29:39,440 --> 02:29:41,840
because the e-mail girl walks up
to her is like. 

3170
02:29:42,000 --> 02:29:44,840
Hey, we gotta talk. 
And Claire's like. 

3171
02:29:46,920 --> 02:29:51,880
Okay, and the e-mail girl is 
like, I don't know if you know 

3172
02:29:51,880 --> 02:29:56,320
this. 
But Ben, Ben is mine, he is my 

3173
02:29:56,320 --> 02:29:58,640
boyfriend. 
And I don't want to see you 

3174
02:29:58,640 --> 02:30:01,520
start talking to him and. 
Claire is really taking him back

3175
02:30:01,520 --> 02:30:05,400
because at first she's like, oh 
wait, is Ben dating someone? 

3176
02:30:05,400 --> 02:30:08,920
Like I've talked to all my 
friends and I'm pretty like, I 

3177
02:30:08,920 --> 02:30:12,080
because like, Claire made sure 
beforehand that, you know, Ben 

3178
02:30:12,080 --> 02:30:14,640
wasn't dating anyone. 
So she could kind of like show 

3179
02:30:14,640 --> 02:30:17,680
that she was interested and not 
get rejected or whatever. 

3180
02:30:18,040 --> 02:30:20,960
And she was pretty sure that he 
wasn't dating anyone. 

3181
02:30:20,960 --> 02:30:23,440
And also, if he was to date 
someone, Claire didn't. 

3182
02:30:23,520 --> 02:30:26,640
I really think that the emo girl
was his type, but she was like, 

3183
02:30:26,640 --> 02:30:31,880
oh, so you're dating him and the
emo girl is like, well, not yet.

3184
02:30:32,240 --> 02:30:35,880
But he's mine. 
Don't question my authority on 

3185
02:30:35,880 --> 02:30:37,560
this matter. 
You will. 

3186
02:30:37,680 --> 02:30:40,880
You will suffer the consequences
if you want to steal my 

3187
02:30:40,880 --> 02:30:45,080
boyfriend away from me. 
And Claire's just like what? 

3188
02:30:45,080 --> 02:30:49,760
What do you mean your boyfriend?
So you guys are dating or aren't

3189
02:30:49,760 --> 02:30:51,720
dating? 
She's like, well, not yet, but 

3190
02:30:51,720 --> 02:30:55,920
like super soon. 
Like it's totally happening. 

3191
02:30:56,240 --> 02:30:58,080
And The thing is. 
Claire, you're just. 

3192
02:30:58,080 --> 02:31:00,280
Getting in the way of this, 
you're getting in the way of 

3193
02:31:00,280 --> 02:31:04,040
what is meant to be I was 
performing a spell last night 

3194
02:31:04,240 --> 02:31:09,080
and in my cauldron I got like 
the spirits told me that Ben and

3195
02:31:09,080 --> 02:31:13,760
I are meant to be together and 
if you want to get in the way of

3196
02:31:13,760 --> 02:31:19,400
spirits and magic, well then by.
By all means like go ahead and 

3197
02:31:19,400 --> 02:31:23,360
curse yourself, but I'm just 
letting you know that if you get

3198
02:31:23,360 --> 02:31:27,200
in between Ben and I becoming 
boyfriend and girlfriend and 

3199
02:31:27,200 --> 02:31:31,000
soon to be husband and wife 
forever then you will regret it.

3200
02:31:31,160 --> 02:31:34,280
And the emo girl kind of like, 
hunches over and like shuffles 

3201
02:31:34,280 --> 02:31:36,520
away. 
And Claire was just. 

3202
02:31:38,040 --> 02:31:41,160
Stunned, to say the least. 
She was kind of just at a loss 

3203
02:31:41,160 --> 02:31:43,400
for words at this point. 
Because it's not every day that,

3204
02:31:43,400 --> 02:31:46,480
you know, you're walking around 
and, you know, the e-mail girl 

3205
02:31:46,480 --> 02:31:49,480
in your class, if you have one, 
comes up to you and says that. 

3206
02:31:49,480 --> 02:31:53,800
Yeah, by the way, the gods of 
magic literally said that you 

3207
02:31:53,800 --> 02:31:56,520
know that guy that you're 
talking to, that he and I are 

3208
02:31:56,520 --> 02:31:59,120
meant to be together and that we
are actually boyfriend and 

3209
02:31:59,120 --> 02:32:00,440
girlfriend, even though we 
aren't. 

3210
02:32:00,440 --> 02:32:03,000
So stay away, bro. 
And then shuffle away. 

3211
02:32:03,160 --> 02:32:05,240
That's just not a, you know, a 
day-to-day occurrence. 

3212
02:32:05,240 --> 02:32:06,520
I don't know. 
But maybe it is. 

3213
02:32:06,520 --> 02:32:07,800
Maybe I'm wrong. 
I don't know. 

3214
02:32:07,960 --> 02:32:09,680
But. 
Sure enough, you know, Claire 

3215
02:32:09,680 --> 02:32:13,320
kind of was like, okay, well, 
I'm not going to be bullied out 

3216
02:32:13,320 --> 02:32:16,360
of talking to this guy that I 
like, Like, I'm not going to be.

3217
02:32:16,360 --> 02:32:19,000
Bullied out of it, man. 
Like that's just not that's just

3218
02:32:19,000 --> 02:32:20,560
not going to happen, you know 
what I mean? 

3219
02:32:20,960 --> 02:32:22,200
And. 
Claire is like, you know what? 

3220
02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:25,520
I think I'm just going to, you 
know, keep talking to this guy. 

3221
02:32:25,520 --> 02:32:26,600
I. 
Think I just say him. 

3222
02:32:26,760 --> 02:32:30,360
So the next day rolls around. 
And the only class that Claire 

3223
02:32:30,360 --> 02:32:33,920
has with Ben is the class that 
she has with the emo girl. 

3224
02:32:33,920 --> 02:32:36,320
So it's not like Claire could 
really talk to Ben a lot in 

3225
02:32:36,320 --> 02:32:38,920
other classes. 
However, Claire does talk to him

3226
02:32:38,920 --> 02:32:42,000
every kind of like lunch break. 
They get lunch together and the 

3227
02:32:42,000 --> 02:32:44,480
emo girl doesn't eat lunch in 
the lunchroom. 

3228
02:32:44,480 --> 02:32:47,000
So I don't think she knows or if
he does, she's not trying to see

3229
02:32:47,000 --> 02:32:48,720
that. 
Fair enough, I guess. 

3230
02:32:49,000 --> 02:32:51,760
But sure enough, you know 
Claire, you know, Ben comes over

3231
02:32:51,760 --> 02:32:54,960
to Claire because they kind of 
were talking every single day. 

3232
02:32:55,160 --> 02:32:57,760
I don't think that I don't think
the emo girls ever spoken to Ben

3233
02:32:57,760 --> 02:33:00,120
before, but they're. 
They're about to be boyfriend 

3234
02:33:00,120 --> 02:33:02,280
and girlfriend guys. 
Stop hating. 

3235
02:33:03,080 --> 02:33:05,480
No, but. 
So Ben comes over just like 

3236
02:33:05,480 --> 02:33:08,600
every other day, and Claire was 
a little bit weird and Ben's 

3237
02:33:08,600 --> 02:33:10,640
like, are you good? 
And she's like, yeah, yeah, 

3238
02:33:10,640 --> 02:33:11,720
actually it's nothing. 
Sorry. 

3239
02:33:11,720 --> 02:33:13,040
I was just. 
I was just spacing out. 

3240
02:33:13,360 --> 02:33:18,720
In reality, Claire was like, OK,
this will be interesting because

3241
02:33:18,720 --> 02:33:24,480
she notices and the emo girl is 
intensely, intensely staring at 

3242
02:33:24,480 --> 02:33:28,400
her right, just looking at her 
so angrily. 

3243
02:33:28,640 --> 02:33:33,920
And as Ben walks over and when 
Ben sits down, her brow furrows 

3244
02:33:34,160 --> 02:33:37,560
and her like she like lifts up 
her hand and like crunches it 

3245
02:33:37,560 --> 02:33:40,240
into a fist of rage. 
Like that Arthur me more. 

3246
02:33:40,240 --> 02:33:43,400
It's like his his first is all 
balled up like so. 

3247
02:33:43,600 --> 02:33:47,000
So Claire was distracted. 
By that obviously, and she was 

3248
02:33:47,000 --> 02:33:50,040
like, Oh no, no, I'm just I'm 
just spacing out so. 

3249
02:33:50,200 --> 02:33:52,520
Claire and Ben, you know they. 
Continue to talk and you know, 

3250
02:33:52,680 --> 02:33:54,560
they did they flirt a lot as 
always. 

3251
02:33:54,560 --> 02:33:57,080
You know, it kind of Claire's 
kind of getting a feeling that, 

3252
02:33:57,080 --> 02:33:59,840
you know, Ben's going to try and
make a move at some point kind 

3253
02:33:59,840 --> 02:34:02,760
of soon just by kind of the 
natural progression over the 

3254
02:34:02,760 --> 02:34:05,480
last couple weeks. 
And you know, Claire's all for 

3255
02:34:05,480 --> 02:34:06,920
that man. 
I mean, she was kind of like 

3256
02:34:06,920 --> 02:34:09,800
trying to put herself out there 
so the Ben would Ben would 

3257
02:34:09,800 --> 02:34:12,560
hopefully come around and, you 
know, ask her out or something. 

3258
02:34:13,520 --> 02:34:16,880
Sure enough, you know, the bell 
rings again and Claire is kind 

3259
02:34:16,880 --> 02:34:18,600
of like power walks out of 
there. 

3260
02:34:18,720 --> 02:34:20,920
She grabs her bag quickly. 
She's like aha, bad, I'll see 

3261
02:34:20,920 --> 02:34:23,160
you in the next one because Ben 
and her go to totally different 

3262
02:34:23,160 --> 02:34:25,160
directions. 
So it's not like she can walk 

3263
02:34:25,160 --> 02:34:27,120
with Ben. 
And so Claire is like power 

3264
02:34:27,120 --> 02:34:29,720
walking out of there because 
he's like, all right, emo girl 

3265
02:34:29,720 --> 02:34:32,720
is coming for me, man. 
Like I I because Claire wasn't 

3266
02:34:32,720 --> 02:34:35,720
looking at the emo girl, but she
could just feel it like she had 

3267
02:34:35,720 --> 02:34:37,680
kind of like the raid boss music
going on. 

3268
02:34:37,680 --> 02:34:39,480
She's like, oh man, I got to get
out of here, dude. 

3269
02:34:39,640 --> 02:34:42,480
Final boss encroaching 
encroaching man like I. 

3270
02:34:42,720 --> 02:34:45,560
I got to get out of here. 
So she grabs her backpack 

3271
02:34:45,680 --> 02:34:48,320
quickly like puts it on her 
shoulder and starts to like 

3272
02:34:48,320 --> 02:34:50,040
Sprint out, not Sprint out of 
the. 

3273
02:34:50,040 --> 02:34:52,920
Classroom man, her teacher would
have been like stop running, 

3274
02:34:52,920 --> 02:34:55,960
stop it, stop. 
But sure enough, right now, the 

3275
02:34:55,960 --> 02:34:59,520
e-mail girl was just as fast and
just as intent. 

3276
02:34:59,760 --> 02:35:02,120
To be talking to Claire and she 
comes up to. 

3277
02:35:02,120 --> 02:35:05,880
Claire, she's like, you didn't 
heed my warning. 

3278
02:35:06,320 --> 02:35:10,720
You didn't listen to me. 
And Claire goes, dude, I don't 

3279
02:35:10,720 --> 02:35:15,200
know you, but it doesn't seem 
like you and Ben ever talk. 

3280
02:35:15,440 --> 02:35:17,800
I don't think you're going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend. 

3281
02:35:18,360 --> 02:35:21,800
You threatening me with your 
magic powers or whatever is not 

3282
02:35:21,800 --> 02:35:23,840
going to make me stop talking to
this guy. 

3283
02:35:23,840 --> 02:35:25,840
Dude. 
Like can you go away? 

3284
02:35:26,120 --> 02:35:29,800
And the e-mail girl is like. 
Fine, but just know. 

3285
02:35:29,960 --> 02:35:33,520
That I will give you one last 
warning. 

3286
02:35:33,800 --> 02:35:36,360
And Claire's like, oh boy. 
Kind of rolls her eyes or 

3287
02:35:36,360 --> 02:35:38,120
whatever. 
And the e-mail girl's like. 

3288
02:35:38,320 --> 02:35:40,960
If I see. 
You talking with him again? 

3289
02:35:41,160 --> 02:35:45,000
It is on site and Claire's like 
bro what? 

3290
02:35:46,240 --> 02:35:48,960
What? 
Huh. 

3291
02:35:49,880 --> 02:35:52,320
And the e-mail girls are like, 
stop laughing at me. 

3292
02:35:52,920 --> 02:35:56,080
It's not funny, it's serious. 
I. 

3293
02:35:56,080 --> 02:36:00,720
Will give you one last chance, 
and this is your final 

3294
02:36:00,720 --> 02:36:04,320
opportunity to cease your 
terrible behavior or you. 

3295
02:36:04,720 --> 02:36:09,240
Yes, you, Claire, will suffer 
the consequences. 

3296
02:36:09,800 --> 02:36:12,480
And Claire's just like, Oh my 
God, you, you can't. 

3297
02:36:12,520 --> 02:36:15,000
You got to be kidding me, dude. 
Like, there's there's no chance.

3298
02:36:15,000 --> 02:36:18,360
So she's like, OK, thanks for 
talking to me. 

3299
02:36:19,640 --> 02:36:22,400
Is that all? 
And the emo girls like yes, one 

3300
02:36:22,400 --> 02:36:23,160
last. 
Chance. 

3301
02:36:23,440 --> 02:36:26,040
Don't forget it. 
Don't you forget it. 

3302
02:36:26,240 --> 02:36:29,840
One last chance. 
And once again, emo girl 

3303
02:36:29,840 --> 02:36:32,920
scuffles off. 
Little spoiler Claire does not 

3304
02:36:32,920 --> 02:36:35,800
listen to the e-mail girl in the
next day in class. 

3305
02:36:36,080 --> 02:36:38,320
The e-mail girl does something 
completely crazy. 

3306
02:36:38,320 --> 02:36:41,360
But real quick comment emo down 
below if you want to harden your

3307
02:36:41,360 --> 02:36:44,240
comment as that is the secret 
word of the day and I will try 

3308
02:36:44,240 --> 02:36:46,920
to heart your comment to say 
thank you And also if you want 

3309
02:36:46,920 --> 02:36:49,760
to support the channel, binge 
watch videos or just watch a 

3310
02:36:49,760 --> 02:36:53,360
bunch of videos after this one 
or in your free time when you're

3311
02:36:53,360 --> 02:36:56,560
drawing about to go to bed 
playing video games, go watch 

3312
02:36:56,560 --> 02:36:59,080
one of the playlist. 
I got emo kid playlist boiled 

3313
02:36:59,080 --> 02:37:00,840
kid playlist. 
And if you do, comment down 

3314
02:37:00,840 --> 02:37:04,000
below so I can personally say. 
Thank you as it really does help

3315
02:37:04,200 --> 02:37:07,080
and also profile pic army 
looking strong. 

3316
02:37:07,400 --> 02:37:10,320
So you thought that that was it 
for the craziness from this emo?

3317
02:37:10,320 --> 02:37:13,240
Girl that going up and 
threatening that the evil gods 

3318
02:37:13,240 --> 02:37:17,200
of spells and magic and wizardry
Wilks, she will suffer the 

3319
02:37:17,200 --> 02:37:19,640
consequences. 
You thought that that was bad at

3320
02:37:19,640 --> 02:37:23,440
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 
Pause bro, you're not even close

3321
02:37:23,440 --> 02:37:26,280
to what's about to. 
Happen because the next day. 

3322
02:37:26,520 --> 02:37:28,760
It rolls around OK. 
I keep saying that like that's 

3323
02:37:28,760 --> 02:37:31,000
something crazy. 
Oh no, the next day happened. 

3324
02:37:31,280 --> 02:37:34,600
Time is linear raw. 
But anyways, right, next day 

3325
02:37:34,600 --> 02:37:39,080
rolls around, Claire goes into 
class and she makes sure that 

3326
02:37:39,080 --> 02:37:43,440
she's talking to Ben and she 
makes sure that the emo kid it 

3327
02:37:43,520 --> 02:37:45,680
or the emo girl specifically is 
seeing this. 

3328
02:37:45,680 --> 02:37:48,080
And Claire is kind of like a 
little bit upset because she's 

3329
02:37:48,080 --> 02:37:50,760
like, you know what? 
This girl is bossing me around. 

3330
02:37:51,040 --> 02:37:53,840
I'm not standing for it. 
So Claire decides that, you 

3331
02:37:53,840 --> 02:37:55,560
know, she's just going to make a
move. 

3332
02:37:55,800 --> 02:37:59,520
Like she's going to make a move.
So anyways, Claire is talking 

3333
02:37:59,520 --> 02:38:03,720
with Ben and you know she sees 
that the emo girl is at an angle

3334
02:38:03,880 --> 02:38:06,400
where she can see both of them 
pretty clearly. 

3335
02:38:06,720 --> 02:38:10,280
And so Claire looks at the emo 
kid in the e-mail girl in the 

3336
02:38:10,280 --> 02:38:12,320
eyes. 
This is a little mean, I'm not 

3337
02:38:12,320 --> 02:38:14,720
going to lie. 
However, it is kind of justified

3338
02:38:14,720 --> 02:38:18,520
since the emo girl was like 
threatening to pull up or square

3339
02:38:18,520 --> 02:38:21,440
up or like. 
It's on site if you talk. 

3340
02:38:21,440 --> 02:38:23,640
To him or talking crazy or 
whatever. 

3341
02:38:23,800 --> 02:38:26,200
So this is a little bit 
justified, Not saying it's not 

3342
02:38:26,200 --> 02:38:29,320
mean, but you know. 
You know, Claire's kind of like,

3343
02:38:29,360 --> 02:38:32,640
oh, Ben, like tell me about you 
or whatever. 

3344
02:38:32,880 --> 02:38:38,120
And what Claire does is she puts
her hand on like a Ben's leg or 

3345
02:38:38,120 --> 02:38:41,280
whatever, kind of like as an 
indication of like, I like you 

3346
02:38:41,720 --> 02:38:45,200
don't go ahead and do this. 
I especially like you got to ask

3347
02:38:45,200 --> 02:38:47,920
people first, like you can't go 
around just putting your hands 

3348
02:38:47,920 --> 02:38:50,520
on people, bro. 
As to Connor Pugs endorsement, 

3349
02:38:50,520 --> 02:38:53,520
don't don't do this. 
But anyways, like I mean she was

3350
02:38:53,520 --> 02:38:57,200
she already talked it like she 
either way she does it and Ben. 

3351
02:38:57,440 --> 02:39:01,600
Deprecates very nicely back and 
Ben kind of like puts his hand 

3352
02:39:01,800 --> 02:39:04,000
on her chair, right? 
You know, when you're like in 

3353
02:39:04,000 --> 02:39:07,040
the movie, the classic movie 
theater scene where it's like 

3354
02:39:07,040 --> 02:39:11,640
you reach your hand behind them 
to like, I don't know, you know 

3355
02:39:11,640 --> 02:39:14,560
what I'm talking about. 
And this the emo girl 

3356
02:39:14,640 --> 02:39:18,680
legitimately snaps, dude. 
She freaking snaps. 

3357
02:39:18,680 --> 02:39:20,480
And you're in that. 
You're probably thinking she's 

3358
02:39:20,480 --> 02:39:24,120
going to go up and put a spell 
on them or she's going to like 

3359
02:39:24,120 --> 02:39:27,160
go RAW and like Sprint to the 
bathroom to have explosive. 

3360
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:30,040
No, none of those things are 
true. 

3361
02:39:30,200 --> 02:39:31,360
You know what? 
This girl does. 

3362
02:39:31,360 --> 02:39:35,720
When she said it's on site she 
meant it because Claire one 

3363
02:39:35,720 --> 02:39:39,360
moment was like kind of relaxing
in the company of her soon to be

3364
02:39:39,360 --> 02:39:43,200
boyfriend spoiler Ben. 
In the next moment she was on 

3365
02:39:43,200 --> 02:39:44,960
the ground. 
Do you know why? 

3366
02:39:45,200 --> 02:39:47,880
Because the emo girl freaking 
tackled her. 

3367
02:39:47,880 --> 02:39:51,520
Dude. 
The emo girl was got so angry at

3368
02:39:51,520 --> 02:39:54,800
the sight of them. 
Like basically they weren't 

3369
02:39:54,800 --> 02:39:57,920
holding hands, but they were 
like same level of like romantic

3370
02:39:57,920 --> 02:40:01,360
intimacy as holding hands. 
She was so mad at that sight 

3371
02:40:01,480 --> 02:40:05,000
that the emo girl legitimately 
got up out of her seat, buckled 

3372
02:40:05,000 --> 02:40:09,600
her head down, sprinted like AD 
one quarterback and knocked 

3373
02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:12,480
Claire out of like tackled 
Claire basically. 

3374
02:40:12,480 --> 02:40:14,600
And it was like and started 
hissing. 

3375
02:40:14,600 --> 02:40:18,040
So right now, Claire's on the 
ground, the emo girl is on top 

3376
02:40:18,040 --> 02:40:20,080
of her. 
Ben is sitting there in complete

3377
02:40:20,080 --> 02:40:22,440
shock. 
Like what, what, what? 

3378
02:40:22,720 --> 02:40:25,640
And everyone in the class turns 
around, including the teacher. 

3379
02:40:27,280 --> 02:40:29,240
Because they were supposed to be
like reading a book or something

3380
02:40:29,240 --> 02:40:30,400
in pairs. 
They weren't. 

3381
02:40:30,920 --> 02:40:32,440
None of this. 
Nonsense was supposed to be 

3382
02:40:32,440 --> 02:40:35,600
going down, so the teacher is 
just like what's going on over 

3383
02:40:35,600 --> 02:40:39,320
here and the emo girl is like is
like hissing the entire times 

3384
02:40:39,320 --> 02:40:41,720
like I told you it. 
Was on site. 

3385
02:40:41,800 --> 02:40:44,400
Stay away from my. 
Boyfriend and Ben is just. 

3386
02:40:44,400 --> 02:40:48,040
So confused and Claire's like 
covering her face because the 

3387
02:40:48,040 --> 02:40:51,840
emo girl is like very faintly 
but still trying to like claw at

3388
02:40:51,840 --> 02:40:53,480
herds like. 
Don't, don't, don't, don't. 

3389
02:40:53,480 --> 02:40:55,560
Don't like what they're big 
like, you know, kind of like in 

3390
02:40:55,560 --> 02:40:59,920
Pokémon like Meow, Meowth, or I 
forgot the cat Pokémon that like

3391
02:40:59,920 --> 02:41:02,880
Team Rocket has, you know how 
that like it has scratch attack 

3392
02:41:02,880 --> 02:41:05,920
that does like -1 damage that 
was kind of the equivalent of 

3393
02:41:05,920 --> 02:41:08,560
what like this is the emo girl 
was doing to Claire. 

3394
02:41:08,560 --> 02:41:10,960
So no damage was done, but it 
was very strange. 

3395
02:41:11,280 --> 02:41:14,560
And sure enough, you know, 
Claire at the next moment feels 

3396
02:41:14,560 --> 02:41:17,960
the sensation of the emo girl 
leaving her body like being 

3397
02:41:17,960 --> 02:41:20,520
picked up. 
So she opens her eyes and she 

3398
02:41:20,520 --> 02:41:24,400
sees the emo girl is literally 
dragging dragged away by the 

3399
02:41:24,400 --> 02:41:29,400
teacher and dragged out of the 
classroom and Claire gets up and

3400
02:41:29,400 --> 02:41:33,680
Ben looks at her. 
With this just this look of huh?

3401
02:41:35,160 --> 02:41:40,120
And at this point, Claire's 
like, Ben, I got some explaining

3402
02:41:40,120 --> 02:41:42,200
to you. 
I got some explaining to do. 

3403
02:41:42,520 --> 02:41:45,560
And Claire explains everything 
that I just told you. 

3404
02:41:45,560 --> 02:41:47,080
Click on the video on screen 
right now. 

3405
02:41:47,080 --> 02:41:49,200
I know you'll. 
Enjoy it, just click it, do it. 

3406
02:41:50,240 --> 02:41:52,800
Today I got a story, probably 
one of the craziest emo kids of 

3407
02:41:52,800 --> 02:41:54,960
all time, and I've told a lot of
crazy stories. 

3408
02:41:54,960 --> 02:41:58,440
So strap in, subscribe if you 
like stories, and let's call 

3409
02:41:58,440 --> 02:42:00,840
today's subscriber, let's call 
her Luna. 

3410
02:42:01,480 --> 02:42:03,320
So. 
Luna was a tennis player and was

3411
02:42:03,320 --> 02:42:06,080
pretty good at tennis. 
And over the summer her mom sent

3412
02:42:06,080 --> 02:42:09,480
Luna to a tennis camp. 
And this story starts pretty far

3413
02:42:09,480 --> 02:42:12,000
through the tennis camp. 
So the tennis camp lasted about 

3414
02:42:12,240 --> 02:42:14,680
one week long. 
And on the last day, which was 

3415
02:42:14,680 --> 02:42:17,360
Friday, all the parents would 
come and they would watch kind 

3416
02:42:17,360 --> 02:42:20,320
of like a tennis tournament of 
all the kids who were playing 

3417
02:42:20,320 --> 02:42:22,000
and learning how to play and 
getting better. 

3418
02:42:22,000 --> 02:42:23,960
During the week. 
There would be a big tournament 

3419
02:42:23,960 --> 02:42:26,000
that would have like, I don't 
know, a fake little trophy 

3420
02:42:26,000 --> 02:42:27,720
thing. 
But the main important thing was

3421
02:42:27,720 --> 02:42:30,000
that there was a big tournament 
at the end of the week, and all 

3422
02:42:30,000 --> 02:42:33,040
the parents came to watch. 
So this story starts on that 

3423
02:42:33,040 --> 02:42:35,080
Thursday. 
So this is the day before the 

3424
02:42:35,080 --> 02:42:36,960
last day, which is the big 
event. 

3425
02:42:37,200 --> 02:42:40,600
And this tennis camp took place 
out of college. 

3426
02:42:40,760 --> 02:42:43,120
So they had access to a college 
dining hall. 

3427
02:42:43,320 --> 02:42:46,080
And Luna and her two friends 
were walking, you know, to go 

3428
02:42:46,080 --> 02:42:48,840
try and find a table. 
And Luna's two friends said, oh,

3429
02:42:48,840 --> 02:42:50,480
look over there. 
Or one of Luna's friends said, 

3430
02:42:50,480 --> 02:42:52,000
oh, look over there. 
There's a table. 

3431
02:42:52,080 --> 02:42:54,800
So Luna's two other friends, you
know, went over and sat down at 

3432
02:42:54,800 --> 02:42:56,720
the table. 
Luna said, I'll be right back. 

3433
02:42:56,720 --> 02:42:59,320
I'm going to go get something. 
So Luna walks over to the dining

3434
02:42:59,320 --> 02:43:02,320
hall, grabs something to eat, 
and is walking back. 

3435
02:43:02,320 --> 02:43:05,080
And while Luna is walking back, 
she's not really paying 

3436
02:43:05,080 --> 02:43:06,560
attention. 
Like, she's kind of like, I 

3437
02:43:06,560 --> 02:43:09,360
don't know, spacing out or 
looking on her phone or for some

3438
02:43:09,360 --> 02:43:11,840
reason she's not paying full 
attention to her surroundings. 

3439
02:43:12,200 --> 02:43:14,200
So unfortunately, she bumps into
this guy. 

3440
02:43:14,200 --> 02:43:15,960
And, you know, the guy had a 
tray of food. 

3441
02:43:15,960 --> 02:43:18,840
And the food, honestly, it 
wasn't even that bad. 

3442
02:43:18,840 --> 02:43:22,640
Like the food shirt, like a 
little bit got on his shirt, but

3443
02:43:22,640 --> 02:43:26,480
it wasn't like the entire tray 
exploded all over his shirt. 

3444
02:43:26,480 --> 02:43:30,080
And his clothes were soiled and 
ruined beyond repair. 

3445
02:43:30,080 --> 02:43:32,680
Like, yeah, dude, you got 
sprayed a little bit. 

3446
02:43:32,680 --> 02:43:34,560
That sucks, but it's time to 
move on. 

3447
02:43:34,720 --> 02:43:37,360
And Luna was like, oh, my God, 
I'm so sorry. 

3448
02:43:37,360 --> 02:43:40,600
That's so embarrassing. 
And like, she's like, like, I'm 

3449
02:43:40,600 --> 02:43:42,120
so sorry. 
Like, I wasn't paying attention 

3450
02:43:42,640 --> 02:43:46,240
and this kid, you know, Luna's 
looking at this kid and this kid

3451
02:43:46,240 --> 02:43:49,080
is very clearly like an emo kid.
And by the way, there's nothing 

3452
02:43:49,080 --> 02:43:51,840
wrong if you dress like goth or 
emo or whatever. 

3453
02:43:51,960 --> 02:43:53,800
It's a style. 
And I think a lot of my viewers 

3454
02:43:53,800 --> 02:43:56,560
have the style and I don't 
personally do it myself. 

3455
02:43:56,560 --> 02:43:58,760
That isn't my style, but I rock 
with you if you do that. 

3456
02:43:58,920 --> 02:44:01,400
No hard feelings. 
However, if you're like this emo

3457
02:44:01,400 --> 02:44:03,680
kid, bro, you got to change some
things in your life. 

3458
02:44:03,680 --> 02:44:06,680
That's all I'm saying. 
Because this emo kid looks at 

3459
02:44:06,680 --> 02:44:10,800
Luna, looks her dead in the 
eyes, and then takes out a book.

3460
02:44:11,160 --> 02:44:15,760
And Luna's like what? 
And the emo kid, So he has this 

3461
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:18,720
book in his hand and Luna 
notices that there's like 

3462
02:44:18,920 --> 02:44:23,120
ancient Hilo, like Hilo Griffix.
Hi, dude. 

3463
02:44:23,120 --> 02:44:24,480
My brain is not working right 
now. 

3464
02:44:24,560 --> 02:44:27,800
There's like ancients, like 
letters and all these like 

3465
02:44:27,800 --> 02:44:29,720
symbols on the book. 
Basically. 

3466
02:44:29,720 --> 02:44:32,400
It looks like like a wizard or 
witch book or something. 

3467
02:44:32,640 --> 02:44:35,160
And Luna's thinking to herself, 
all right, there's no shot that 

3468
02:44:35,160 --> 02:44:37,800
like, that's actually like a 
wizard book or something. 

3469
02:44:37,960 --> 02:44:41,680
And the emo kid reaches into his
back pocket and takes out a 

3470
02:44:41,680 --> 02:44:44,000
wand. 
So he opens up the like the 

3471
02:44:44,000 --> 02:44:46,640
spell book and he's waving his 
wand around. 

3472
02:44:46,640 --> 02:44:51,200
He's like, you have made a great
enemy. 

3473
02:44:51,320 --> 02:44:54,800
You've made a great mistake 
bumping into me on purpose. 

3474
02:44:54,800 --> 02:44:57,120
And Luna's like, it wasn't on 
purpose, man. 

3475
02:44:57,120 --> 02:44:59,960
Like I swear to you, like, I 
wasn't paying attention. 

3476
02:44:59,960 --> 02:45:02,520
And I apologize for that. 
I should have been paying 

3477
02:45:02,520 --> 02:45:03,680
attention. 
You're right. 

3478
02:45:03,920 --> 02:45:07,400
Like that's on me. 
However, like, come on now, it 

3479
02:45:07,400 --> 02:45:09,400
was an accident. 
I don't know what you're doing. 

3480
02:45:09,400 --> 02:45:10,600
I don't know what kind of 
nonsense. 

3481
02:45:10,600 --> 02:45:13,640
Doobly, Doobly if you're doing 
right now, but he's like silence

3482
02:45:13,640 --> 02:45:16,440
mortal, and he's like waving his
wand around. 

3483
02:45:16,440 --> 02:45:18,880
He's like. 
Hippity, Bibity, Bobbity, Boo. 

3484
02:45:19,080 --> 02:45:21,640
I put a spot. 
Something like super goofy, but 

3485
02:45:21,640 --> 02:45:24,720
like supposedly, like, I don't 
know, wizard tongue or 

3486
02:45:24,720 --> 02:45:28,000
something. 
He's like BBD Boo. 

3487
02:45:28,280 --> 02:45:30,960
I'm like, OK bro, like let's 
calm down now. 

3488
02:45:31,160 --> 02:45:33,440
He's like there, you've been 
cursed. 

3489
02:45:33,440 --> 02:45:37,000
And he slams the book shot with 
one hand, puts the wand back in 

3490
02:45:37,000 --> 02:45:40,280
his pocket, puts the book back 
into his backpack, which he was 

3491
02:45:40,280 --> 02:45:42,200
carrying around, or I guess not 
a backpack. 

3492
02:45:42,200 --> 02:45:44,320
I guess it was like a tennis bag
with a racket in it. 

3493
02:45:44,640 --> 02:45:48,440
And the e-mail kid walks off and
Luna is just standing there, 

3494
02:45:48,440 --> 02:45:53,720
just kind of like what? 
What just happened? 

3495
02:45:54,320 --> 02:45:56,360
Like can we just? 
Have like a little pause and a 

3496
02:45:56,360 --> 02:45:59,160
rewind of what just happened 
here because I don't think the 

3497
02:45:59,160 --> 02:46:02,160
like I really understood what 
was going on because there's not

3498
02:46:02,160 --> 02:46:04,680
a shot that that actually just 
happened. 

3499
02:46:04,840 --> 02:46:07,320
So Luna goes back to the table 
with her two friends and her two

3500
02:46:07,320 --> 02:46:08,800
friends were like, what took you
so long? 

3501
02:46:08,960 --> 02:46:12,240
And Luna's like, well, I 
actually have a very interesting

3502
02:46:12,240 --> 02:46:14,440
answer that I bet you guys were 
not expecting. 

3503
02:46:14,560 --> 02:46:17,800
So Luna tells them the story and
they're like one of them, one of

3504
02:46:17,800 --> 02:46:19,640
them was just like, Oh my God, 
that's crazy. 

3505
02:46:19,800 --> 02:46:23,520
The other one was like, dude, 
like I know that kid. 

3506
02:46:23,720 --> 02:46:26,800
Like I saw I, I was in a tennis 
group earlier this morning. 

3507
02:46:26,840 --> 02:46:29,960
We're practicing 4 hands. 
I know that kid. 

3508
02:46:30,120 --> 02:46:34,360
He was so weird bro. 
He was all like, OK, he did OK. 

3509
02:46:34,360 --> 02:46:36,200
He wasn't like the other emo 
kid, bro. 

3510
02:46:36,520 --> 02:46:39,280
I'm just playing around. 
But he was like all like in the 

3511
02:46:39,280 --> 02:46:42,320
corner, hushed away. 
And when the coach like get like

3512
02:46:42,320 --> 02:46:45,400
said to him, it was his turn. 
He kind of like looked up at him

3513
02:46:45,400 --> 02:46:48,880
and flicked his long dark hair 
back, kind of sighed and then 

3514
02:46:48,880 --> 02:46:51,120
like, you know, hit a forehand 
or something. 

3515
02:46:51,280 --> 02:46:54,360
They're like that kid was super 
weird, but I had no idea that he

3516
02:46:54,360 --> 02:46:57,040
was like that weird because 
there's a difference between 

3517
02:46:57,040 --> 02:47:00,240
being kind of weird and putting 
spells on people randomly like 

3518
02:47:00,240 --> 02:47:00,960
that. 
Says who? 

3519
02:47:01,120 --> 02:47:04,440
Two different ballparks bro. 
Quick comment emo down below if 

3520
02:47:04,440 --> 02:47:06,840
you want to harden your comment.
That is the secret word of the 

3521
02:47:06,840 --> 02:47:09,000
day and I will do my best to 
hard as many comments as 

3522
02:47:09,000 --> 02:47:11,040
possible. 
I'm still getting over some 

3523
02:47:11,040 --> 02:47:15,200
complications with the the the 
wisdom teeth and that might take

3524
02:47:15,200 --> 02:47:16,720
a couple days. 
So please don't take it 

3525
02:47:16,720 --> 02:47:18,040
personally if I don't heart your
comment. 

3526
02:47:18,040 --> 02:47:19,640
Do know I still really 
appreciate it. 

3527
02:47:19,880 --> 02:47:22,000
And also shout out to all the 
people who've been binge 

3528
02:47:22,000 --> 02:47:24,600
watching my videos like going 
through and watching a ton of 

3529
02:47:24,600 --> 02:47:27,600
them either via the playlist or 
just through the recommended. 

3530
02:47:27,760 --> 02:47:29,680
Please let me know in the 
comments section when you're 

3531
02:47:29,680 --> 02:47:32,600
doing this so I can hard it and 
say thank you and just know that

3532
02:47:32,600 --> 02:47:34,920
you're supporting the channel 
more than you can even imagine 

3533
02:47:34,920 --> 02:47:36,840
at this point. 
I really appreciate it. 

3534
02:47:36,840 --> 02:47:40,200
Back to the story, it gets crazy
anyways, right? 

3535
02:47:40,200 --> 02:47:43,400
So the next day rolls around and
remember that, you know, Luna 

3536
02:47:43,400 --> 02:47:46,800
was at a tennis camp and on the 
last day, which was the next day

3537
02:47:46,800 --> 02:47:50,400
because this whole spell 
incident happened on a Thursday 

3538
02:47:50,400 --> 02:47:52,080
and the last day was on a 
Friday. 

3539
02:47:52,320 --> 02:47:55,880
So it was Friday, it was the 
last day and it was only like 

3540
02:47:55,880 --> 02:47:58,280
1/2 day because the parents 
would come and pick you up by 

3541
02:47:58,280 --> 02:48:00,280
the end of it. 
But anyways, right, there was a 

3542
02:48:00,280 --> 02:48:04,120
big tennis tournament and all 
the parents came to watch, so it

3543
02:48:04,120 --> 02:48:06,560
was a pretty big deal. 
And so everyone was sitting 

3544
02:48:06,560 --> 02:48:10,160
around on the tennis court and 
like, the coach was standing at 

3545
02:48:10,160 --> 02:48:11,760
the very front. 
Everyone was sitting on the 

3546
02:48:11,760 --> 02:48:14,600
tennis court and he was reading 
off his list of like, all right 

3547
02:48:14,600 --> 02:48:18,200
guys, like thank you for all 
your hard work this week and 

3548
02:48:18,200 --> 02:48:21,560
finally it pays off. 
Just know that, you know, win or

3549
02:48:21,560 --> 02:48:24,080
lose, like, you know, we just 
want to make sure you have a fun

3550
02:48:24,080 --> 02:48:27,120
time and that you know, I mean, 
there can only be 1 winner, so 

3551
02:48:27,120 --> 02:48:29,600
you can't take it that 
personally if you don't win. 

3552
02:48:30,080 --> 02:48:33,680
The most important thing is to 
like good sportsmanship and have

3553
02:48:33,680 --> 02:48:35,920
a fun time. 
And anyways, let me read off the

3554
02:48:35,920 --> 02:48:38,000
pairings. 
So the pairings were read off 

3555
02:48:38,040 --> 02:48:40,640
and Luna had a first round match
where she played against 

3556
02:48:40,640 --> 02:48:43,720
another, some random guy or 
something and she was better. 

3557
02:48:43,720 --> 02:48:46,400
She was probably one of the top 
ten people at the camp. 

3558
02:48:46,560 --> 02:48:48,280
She didn't expect to win the 
tournament. 

3559
02:48:48,320 --> 02:48:50,920
I mean that the other people 
there are were some people that 

3560
02:48:50,920 --> 02:48:53,240
were much better than her and 
maybe they're having a bad day 

3561
02:48:53,240 --> 02:48:56,000
or whatever, but Luna just 
wanted to go out there, have 

3562
02:48:56,000 --> 02:48:58,280
some fun. 
So Luna's first round match went

3563
02:48:58,280 --> 02:49:01,880
down really well. 
She won 6263, which is pretty 

3564
02:49:01,880 --> 02:49:04,880
solid win if you guys know 10. 
I used to play tennis a lot back

3565
02:49:04,880 --> 02:49:06,920
in the day. 
That's why I can tell the story 

3566
02:49:06,920 --> 02:49:09,080
so well, at least the tennis 
parts. 

3567
02:49:09,440 --> 02:49:13,280
But anyways, things get really 
interesting when Luno goes into 

3568
02:49:13,280 --> 02:49:17,080
her second round match. 
The second round match is 

3569
02:49:17,080 --> 02:49:20,440
against a familiar character 
that you guys may or may not 

3570
02:49:20,440 --> 02:49:22,360
remember from earlier in the 
story. 

3571
02:49:22,560 --> 02:49:25,240
Yes, Luna is playing the emo 
kid. 

3572
02:49:25,240 --> 02:49:28,120
And let me just say that Luna 
did not forget the emo kid. 

3573
02:49:28,320 --> 02:49:31,520
But very well, the converse is 
true too, because the emo kid 

3574
02:49:31,720 --> 02:49:34,160
had not forgotten about Luna 
either. 

3575
02:49:34,360 --> 02:49:39,080
Which means yes, Luna and versus
the emo kid are about to play 

3576
02:49:39,280 --> 02:49:43,000
after the emo kid put a spell on
her and Luna's just looking at 

3577
02:49:43,000 --> 02:49:45,280
her opponent like there's no way
there's. 

3578
02:49:45,520 --> 02:49:48,360
There's no way, man. 
There's no way. 

3579
02:49:48,640 --> 02:49:52,000
So anyways, right, you know, 
Luna, so when when you play 

3580
02:49:52,000 --> 02:49:55,000
tennis, you normally like you 
will warm up with your partner 

3581
02:49:55,000 --> 02:49:57,240
and then you'll get into 
playing, but basically you both 

3582
02:49:57,240 --> 02:49:59,800
stand on two sides of a net just
very quickly for people who 

3583
02:49:59,800 --> 02:50:02,080
don't know. 
And so Luna was standing on one 

3584
02:50:02,080 --> 02:50:06,280
side of the the net and the emo 
kid was like sulking over and 

3585
02:50:06,280 --> 02:50:09,240
kind of like was all hunched 
over and kind of like wandered 

3586
02:50:09,240 --> 02:50:10,920
over to the other side of the 
net. 

3587
02:50:11,160 --> 02:50:14,440
And so Luna walks up to kind of 
like the net in the in between 

3588
02:50:14,440 --> 02:50:16,560
and the the emo kid walks up as 
well. 

3589
02:50:16,800 --> 02:50:19,480
And Luna's like, all right, 
like, do you want to warm up an 

3590
02:50:19,480 --> 02:50:25,480
e-mail? 
Kid is like insert maniacal 

3591
02:50:25,480 --> 02:50:27,600
laugh. 
I can't do a maniacal laugh 

3592
02:50:27,600 --> 02:50:29,880
right now. 
I'm just, I just can't do it. 

3593
02:50:30,000 --> 02:50:33,880
So insert like the most evil 
maniacal laugh from like TV 

3594
02:50:33,880 --> 02:50:35,520
shows and movies you can think 
of. 

3595
02:50:35,920 --> 02:50:39,200
And dude, out of all the 
responses Luna was expecting. 

3596
02:50:39,200 --> 02:50:42,640
OK, Luna was either responding 
expecting like yes or no. 

3597
02:50:42,800 --> 02:50:46,000
It was a yes or no question. 
But out of all the responses 

3598
02:50:46,000 --> 02:50:50,040
that Luna was expecting, let me 
just say that a maniacal laugh 

3599
02:50:50,040 --> 02:50:51,560
was not on the list. 
Dude. 

3600
02:50:51,800 --> 02:50:53,560
Like, it just was not on the 
list. 

3601
02:50:53,960 --> 02:50:57,200
And so Luna's kind of thinking 
like, OK. 

3602
02:50:57,520 --> 02:51:00,760
And then the e-mail kid goes on 
to say, like, finishes up his 

3603
02:51:00,760 --> 02:51:03,160
maniacal laugh. 
And he's like, why would I need 

3604
02:51:03,160 --> 02:51:07,360
to warm up when I have the curse
on my side? 

3605
02:51:07,760 --> 02:51:13,040
And Luna was just like, oh, so 
so we're still going with that. 

3606
02:51:13,040 --> 02:51:15,040
We're not just going to like, 
because Luna was kind of 

3607
02:51:15,040 --> 02:51:18,520
thinking, all right, well, let's
just put yesterday behind us 

3608
02:51:18,520 --> 02:51:22,080
because that was very weird. 
You know what Luna, Luna gave 

3609
02:51:22,080 --> 02:51:25,800
this guy, you know, the 
privilege of allowing, you know,

3610
02:51:25,800 --> 02:51:28,280
just to put that behind them 
because normally that's not a 

3611
02:51:28,280 --> 02:51:29,920
thing you just put behind, 
right? 

3612
02:51:30,040 --> 02:51:32,960
The fact that like you got a 
spell put on you normally, you 

3613
02:51:32,960 --> 02:51:35,520
don't just forget about that. 
But Luna was like. 

3614
02:51:35,600 --> 02:51:39,040
Oh, OK, so no warm up. 
And the e-mail kid said yeah, 

3615
02:51:39,320 --> 02:51:42,680
well, I mean, I have a curse on 
my side, so why would I need to 

3616
02:51:42,680 --> 02:51:45,720
warm up anyways? 
And Luna was like, all right, 

3617
02:51:45,720 --> 02:51:47,480
fine. 
I really got to smack this. 

3618
02:51:47,480 --> 02:51:49,880
Kid. 
So Luna and the emo. 

3619
02:51:49,880 --> 02:51:53,160
Kid kind of go immediately into 
playing the match and so Luna 

3620
02:51:53,160 --> 02:51:56,920
spins the racket and sure enough
it is the emo kids choice. 

3621
02:51:56,920 --> 02:51:59,880
So basically in the beginning of
tennis you spin like heads or 

3622
02:51:59,880 --> 02:52:02,400
tails and if you get it right 
you can choose to serve or have 

3623
02:52:02,400 --> 02:52:05,760
the other person serve and the 
emo kid starts maniacally 

3624
02:52:05,760 --> 02:52:07,800
laughing. 
So once again, insert the like, 

3625
02:52:07,800 --> 02:52:11,880
maniacal evil villain laugh 
after the racket is spun. 

3626
02:52:12,160 --> 02:52:15,440
And, you know, Luna's just kind 
of looking at him like, dude, 

3627
02:52:15,440 --> 02:52:17,520
what? 
And the emo kit is like, looks 

3628
02:52:17,520 --> 02:52:20,680
like my curse is already 
working. 

3629
02:52:21,360 --> 02:52:23,520
Insert again, another maniacal 
laugh. 

3630
02:52:23,760 --> 02:52:26,200
And Luna's just thinking to 
herself, all right, bro, like, 

3631
02:52:26,400 --> 02:52:29,440
let's not jump to conclusions. 
There's a 5050 chance that you 

3632
02:52:29,440 --> 02:52:31,360
were gonna get that. 
Like, come on now. 

3633
02:52:31,640 --> 02:52:35,360
In the back of Luna's mind, she 
was like, well, I wonder if the 

3634
02:52:35,360 --> 02:52:38,240
curse is real but irrational 
mind was able to take control 

3635
02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:40,320
and be like, all right, let's 
just smack this kid. 

3636
02:52:40,560 --> 02:52:43,240
I know I'm better than him. 
So sure enough, right, You know,

3637
02:52:43,240 --> 02:52:46,080
the emo kid starts serving. 
Basically that's the way you 

3638
02:52:46,080 --> 02:52:49,000
start a tennis point. 
So the emo kid throws it up, 

3639
02:52:49,200 --> 02:52:52,160
bops it in, and the serve is not
that good. 

3640
02:52:52,800 --> 02:52:55,120
Serve as the hardest part of 
tennis in my opinion. 

3641
02:52:55,280 --> 02:52:58,640
But the serve is not that good. 
And Luna really wanting to have 

3642
02:52:58,640 --> 02:53:01,840
a good impression to kind of 
quote UN quote break the curse 

3643
02:53:02,080 --> 02:53:06,720
winds up a massive forehand, 
completely crunches it and 

3644
02:53:06,720 --> 02:53:08,920
obliterates the emo kid in the 
first point. 

3645
02:53:09,160 --> 02:53:13,640
Like this ball is blazing off of
Luna's racket and just smack 

3646
02:53:13,800 --> 02:53:16,800
right past the emo kid. 
The emo kid wasn't even like the

3647
02:53:16,800 --> 02:53:19,920
curse was the emo kid. 
Plus the curse were not good 

3648
02:53:19,920 --> 02:53:23,440
enough to give him the reaction 
time to be able to deal with it.

3649
02:53:23,440 --> 02:53:25,560
That's how bad this whole thing 
was, dude. 

3650
02:53:26,120 --> 02:53:27,920
So. 
Luna looks up at the emo kid, 

3651
02:53:27,920 --> 02:53:31,000
giving her the dirtiest look 
ever because I don't think the 

3652
02:53:31,000 --> 02:53:35,600
emo kid realized that Luna was 
one of the top players at the at

3653
02:53:35,600 --> 02:53:38,920
the tennis camp. 
But he now he now realized that,

3654
02:53:38,920 --> 02:53:41,080
you know, he was probably not 
going to win this. 

3655
02:53:41,080 --> 02:53:44,080
I think he walked in with a lot 
of current confidence, also 

3656
02:53:44,080 --> 02:53:46,760
trying to scare her off because 
of like he remembered, oh, this 

3657
02:53:46,760 --> 02:53:50,080
is the girl I put the curse on. 
Odds are he would have like if 

3658
02:53:50,080 --> 02:53:53,000
this was a different person, he 
would have put a curse on them 

3659
02:53:53,000 --> 02:53:56,040
beforehand, like he would have 
walked up to the tennis net with

3660
02:53:56,120 --> 02:53:58,200
out as magic wand and been like 
bit a little bit up. 

3661
02:53:58,200 --> 02:54:00,640
You're now cursed or something 
just to mess with their head. 

3662
02:54:00,880 --> 02:54:03,440
But since he's he's already done
that right, he was trying to 

3663
02:54:03,440 --> 02:54:05,320
like he was trying to use that 
as leverage. 

3664
02:54:05,480 --> 02:54:09,120
But anyways, the match continues
and the e-mail kid is getting 

3665
02:54:09,120 --> 02:54:10,600
destroyed. 
So at this. 

3666
02:54:10,600 --> 02:54:14,280
Point the emo kid is down about 
30 and they're only playing one 

3667
02:54:14,280 --> 02:54:17,440
set. 
Basically, in tennis, you play 6

3668
02:54:17,440 --> 02:54:20,440
like you play the six games, 
whoever gets the six games 

3669
02:54:20,440 --> 02:54:25,040
first, but win by two wins. 
And if you get to 66, you play a

3670
02:54:25,040 --> 02:54:27,760
tiebreaker. 
But anyways, right, Luna's up 

3671
02:54:27,800 --> 02:54:33,480
30, so absolutely smoking the 
emo kid and it's Luna serve and 

3672
02:54:33,480 --> 02:54:37,200
she serves it in and it is very 
clearly a winning shot. 

3673
02:54:37,440 --> 02:54:41,080
However, it was close, right? 
It wasn't like it was clearly 

3674
02:54:41,080 --> 02:54:45,280
in, but it wasn't like in by so 
far that like you'd have to be 

3675
02:54:45,280 --> 02:54:49,320
like crazy to say that was out 
right and the emo kid was like. 

3676
02:54:49,960 --> 02:54:52,120
Out. 
Because if you don't know, you 

3677
02:54:52,120 --> 02:54:55,080
make your own calls when you 
play tennis, there's no umpire 

3678
02:54:55,080 --> 02:54:57,920
unless you're really good. 
And this was a lower level, I 

3679
02:54:57,920 --> 02:55:00,560
think of the final match, like 
the final match of their big 

3680
02:55:00,560 --> 02:55:02,520
tournament. 
They might have like someone 

3681
02:55:02,520 --> 02:55:06,600
like officiating it, but the 
e-mail kid was like out and Luna

3682
02:55:06,600 --> 02:55:09,600
kind of looked at him like no, 
dude, that wasn't. 

3683
02:55:09,600 --> 02:55:11,440
But like she can't really do 
anything. 

3684
02:55:11,720 --> 02:55:15,320
So they keep playing right? 
And Luna continues to crush this

3685
02:55:15,320 --> 02:55:18,760
kid, continues to crush this 
fool bro. 

3686
02:55:19,040 --> 02:55:22,120
Like in the e-mail kid continues
to cheat. 

3687
02:55:22,400 --> 02:55:26,000
However, the e-mail kid is 
really only cheating when it's 

3688
02:55:26,000 --> 02:55:27,720
like, I don't know, kind of 
close. 

3689
02:55:27,720 --> 02:55:30,680
So if like Luna hits a really 
good shot, but it's kind of 

3690
02:55:30,680 --> 02:55:32,760
close, the emo kid will just 
call it out. 

3691
02:55:32,960 --> 02:55:35,600
And this is super frustrating to
Luna because she's losing a lot 

3692
02:55:35,600 --> 02:55:38,320
more points than she needs to, 
but she's still winning. 

3693
02:55:38,520 --> 02:55:42,320
It's currently 51. 
So if Luna wins one more game, 

3694
02:55:42,560 --> 02:55:45,240
then it's over, right? 
She wins the match and like, 

3695
02:55:45,240 --> 02:55:47,680
it's done with the emo kid. 
And at this point, right? 

3696
02:55:47,680 --> 02:55:51,320
I think other matches were kind 
of like getting on with and like

3697
02:55:51,320 --> 02:55:53,240
there were like more people were
finishing. 

3698
02:55:53,440 --> 02:55:55,600
So parents were kind of like 
coming over and they were 

3699
02:55:55,600 --> 02:55:57,520
watching. 
And like more of the staff 

3700
02:55:57,520 --> 02:56:00,360
officials decide to watch this 
game just because the less 

3701
02:56:00,360 --> 02:56:02,840
matches were being played 
because more people were winning

3702
02:56:02,840 --> 02:56:05,440
and losing and kind of less 
matches were going on. 

3703
02:56:05,560 --> 02:56:09,160
So this point, right? 
It was like 5-1 Luna and there 

3704
02:56:09,160 --> 02:56:11,000
were a bunch of people watching 
at this point. 

3705
02:56:11,440 --> 02:56:15,600
And so Luna hits a shot that is 
very clearly a forehand winner. 

3706
02:56:15,720 --> 02:56:18,400
She hits it, smacks it. 
It's not even like the other 

3707
02:56:18,400 --> 02:56:22,040
ones That is kind of close. 
This one was so clearly in. 

3708
02:56:22,040 --> 02:56:24,000
It was in by like two or three 
feet. 

3709
02:56:24,240 --> 02:56:28,840
And the e-mail kid is like, that
was out, by the way. 

3710
02:56:28,840 --> 02:56:32,200
And Luna's like, dude, like I've
been letting you have some 

3711
02:56:32,200 --> 02:56:36,240
really close calls recently, but
that was so clearly in. 

3712
02:56:36,240 --> 02:56:39,480
I don't know how else to say it.
Like I give you the benefit of 

3713
02:56:39,480 --> 02:56:42,240
the doubt of all the other 
stuff, but that one was so 

3714
02:56:42,240 --> 02:56:45,680
clearly in I can't let it stand.
Luna basically slips and she's 

3715
02:56:45,680 --> 02:56:48,400
like, Nah, I'm done bro. 
And the emo kid starts getting 

3716
02:56:48,400 --> 02:56:52,160
mad and he's like, hey, like you
must respect my authority for 

3717
02:56:52,160 --> 02:56:55,360
point calling. 
And I guess technically you do. 

3718
02:56:55,360 --> 02:56:58,600
But then again, like, one of the
camp people was watching the 

3719
02:56:58,600 --> 02:57:01,800
whole thing go down and he 
started to pay more attention. 

3720
02:57:01,960 --> 02:57:05,120
So he's watching the emo kid and
the emo kid is getting so angry.

3721
02:57:05,320 --> 02:57:07,520
So once again, they start 
another point. 

3722
02:57:07,520 --> 02:57:10,280
The emo kid takes that point. 
You know, he's obviously losing,

3723
02:57:10,280 --> 02:57:12,360
right? 
And Luna hits another shot. 

3724
02:57:12,640 --> 02:57:15,320
And the emo kid, it's not even 
that Luna shot was good. 

3725
02:57:15,440 --> 02:57:17,520
The emo kid just Shanks into the
net. 

3726
02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:20,600
Like he completely misses it. 
And the emo kid was like, oh, by

3727
02:57:20,600 --> 02:57:24,680
the way, your shot was so out 
and it was so clearly in. 

3728
02:57:24,680 --> 02:57:27,880
And Luna's like, dude, you can't
just call everything out when 

3729
02:57:27,880 --> 02:57:30,480
you lose. 
And at this point the e-mail kid

3730
02:57:30,480 --> 02:57:34,120
said, like, I'm going to do what
I want because it's my authority

3731
02:57:34,120 --> 02:57:36,720
and you have to deal with it. 
And at this point, right, the 

3732
02:57:36,720 --> 02:57:39,680
camp counselor had kind of 
noticed what was going on and 

3733
02:57:39,680 --> 02:57:42,000
was like, I, I, I got to come in
here. 

3734
02:57:42,080 --> 02:57:44,960
I got to put a stop to this. 
So the camp counselor, you know,

3735
02:57:44,960 --> 02:57:48,360
starts to walk on the court and 
it's like, what's going on, 

3736
02:57:48,360 --> 02:57:51,200
guys? 
And the emo kid is so angry at 

3737
02:57:51,200 --> 02:57:53,800
this point because he's losing 
and he's just mad. 

3738
02:57:54,080 --> 02:57:57,200
And what, Oh my God, this is 
where the emo kid snaps. 

3739
02:57:57,280 --> 02:57:59,840
So the camp counselor is walking
over to the emo kid. 

3740
02:57:59,840 --> 02:58:02,400
It's like, all right, can you 
explain what's going on here? 

3741
02:58:02,400 --> 02:58:05,240
Like it looked like that point 
was very clearly in. 

3742
02:58:05,240 --> 02:58:07,920
Why did you call it out? 
And when the when the camp 

3743
02:58:07,920 --> 02:58:11,400
counselor says to the emo kid 
that it was clearly in and asked

3744
02:58:11,400 --> 02:58:15,000
him, kind of questioned his 
call, the emo kid already super 

3745
02:58:15,000 --> 02:58:19,360
salty and already molding super 
hard, being super angry already 

3746
02:58:19,640 --> 02:58:23,400
just completely loses it. 
And he takes his racket and he 

3747
02:58:23,400 --> 02:58:28,120
goes and he whips around. 
He smashes it into the camp 

3748
02:58:28,120 --> 02:58:31,320
counselor and like the camp 
counselor stumbles back and it's

3749
02:58:31,320 --> 02:58:34,120
like, Oh my God. 
Because like the racket had hit 

3750
02:58:34,120 --> 02:58:36,560
his arm. 
It had like broken the skin a 

3751
02:58:36,560 --> 02:58:38,000
little bit. 
So it was a little bloody. 

3752
02:58:38,000 --> 02:58:40,080
And he, it wasn't that bad. 
He didn't break anything. 

3753
02:58:40,080 --> 02:58:42,320
He didn't like, hit a major 
artery or something. 

3754
02:58:42,520 --> 02:58:45,880
But the racket smashed into the 
camp counselor and like, kind of

3755
02:58:45,880 --> 02:58:48,720
like broke into his skin. 
So the camp counselor starts 

3756
02:58:48,720 --> 02:58:52,680
yelling like, are you crazy? 
Like, why would you do that? 

3757
02:58:52,840 --> 02:58:56,320
I was literally asking about a 
call and you attacked me. 

3758
02:58:56,560 --> 02:58:58,840
And there was another camp 
counselor watching the whole 

3759
02:58:58,840 --> 02:59:01,880
thing and he starts walking in, 
but before they could do 

3760
02:59:01,880 --> 02:59:05,760
anything, you see this woman 
with a long with kind of like a 

3761
02:59:05,760 --> 02:59:09,440
kind of like a side part like it
kind of like the Karen haircut. 

3762
02:59:09,440 --> 02:59:12,200
Maybe she was a nice woman, but 
I'm just describing what I was 

3763
02:59:12,200 --> 02:59:14,080
told. 
By the way, the story was sent 

3764
02:59:14,080 --> 02:59:16,240
into my Instagram. 
Go ahead and follow me there. 

3765
02:59:16,360 --> 02:59:18,320
It's in the description. 
Even if you don't want to send 

3766
02:59:18,320 --> 02:59:19,960
in the story, just follow me 
there. 

3767
02:59:19,960 --> 02:59:22,600
It makes me feel good. 
But anyways, this woman walks on

3768
02:59:22,600 --> 02:59:24,320
the court. 
She kind of looks like a Karen. 

3769
02:59:24,320 --> 02:59:27,120
Maybe she's super nice. 
I'm just saying it how it is 

3770
02:59:27,120 --> 02:59:29,760
right? 
Walks on, grabs the the emo kid 

3771
02:59:29,760 --> 02:59:33,360
by the back of his by like the 
scruff of his shirt and drags 

3772
02:59:33,360 --> 02:59:38,960
him away and he's like ma'am. 
So he's like ma'am, I was 

3773
02:59:38,960 --> 02:59:41,600
winning. 
The emo kid literally had the 

3774
02:59:41,600 --> 02:59:45,520
audacity as he was being dragged
off court for attacking one of 

3775
02:59:45,520 --> 02:59:48,280
the camp counselors to say that 
he was winning. 

3776
02:59:48,840 --> 02:59:50,360
What? 
Yeah. 

3777
02:59:50,360 --> 02:59:52,800
So the the other camp counselor,
I mean, the one that got hit 

3778
02:59:52,800 --> 02:59:55,280
with the rackets, like, I got to
get this checked up. 

3779
02:59:55,280 --> 02:59:57,320
Like, I think I'm fine. 
But like, I just want to make 

3780
02:59:57,320 --> 02:59:59,960
sure that, like, it didn't break
anything farther because his 

3781
02:59:59,960 --> 03:00:02,440
skin was kind of bloodied up. 
And the other camp counselor, 

3782
03:00:02,440 --> 03:00:04,960
the one that was not attacked by
the emo kid, walked up and said,

3783
03:00:04,960 --> 03:00:07,480
hey, Luna, like, sorry you had 
to deal with that. 

3784
03:00:07,520 --> 03:00:09,480
We're giving you the win, 
obviously. 

3785
03:00:09,680 --> 03:00:11,080
And so sure enough, Luna went 
on. 

3786
03:00:11,080 --> 03:00:13,520
Luna didn't win the tournament, 
but, you know, did pretty well. 

3787
03:00:13,760 --> 03:00:17,040
And the emo kid was nowhere to 
be seen after he's dragged off 

3788
03:00:17,040 --> 03:00:19,520
by his mom. 
Presumably his mom was like, all

3789
03:00:19,520 --> 03:00:20,760
right, like. 
We're done. 

3790
03:00:20,880 --> 03:00:22,760
Grabbed him and just dragged 
him. 

3791
03:00:22,880 --> 03:00:24,440
Click on the video on screen 
right now. 

3792
03:00:24,440 --> 03:00:26,080
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

3793
03:00:26,080 --> 03:00:28,840
Do it. 
Today we get a story time of 

3794
03:00:28,840 --> 03:00:32,600
this emo kid who thinks that 
he's like legitimately a God. 

3795
03:00:32,600 --> 03:00:36,240
Like he is God like powers and 
can put spells on people and the

3796
03:00:36,240 --> 03:00:40,040
people must cower and fear 
before him and do exactly what 

3797
03:00:40,040 --> 03:00:43,040
he says because he thinks he's 
legitimately a God. 

3798
03:00:43,280 --> 03:00:45,000
I'm not even kidding. 
Strap in. 

3799
03:00:45,000 --> 03:00:47,240
Subscribe if you like stories 
and let's call today's 

3800
03:00:47,240 --> 03:00:49,000
subscriber who sent in this 
story. 

3801
03:00:49,120 --> 03:00:51,840
Let's call him Drew. 
So this all happened one day 

3802
03:00:51,840 --> 03:00:56,440
when Drew and his mom decided to
get dinner with his cousin and 

3803
03:00:56,440 --> 03:00:58,920
his cousin's mom because it had 
been a long time since Drew and 

3804
03:00:58,920 --> 03:01:01,200
his mom had seen his cousin and 
his cousin's mom. 

3805
03:01:01,440 --> 03:01:03,320
And at this point, right, you 
know, you know, they just want 

3806
03:01:03,320 --> 03:01:04,840
to have a little bit of a 
reunion. 

3807
03:01:05,000 --> 03:01:07,560
It had actually been so long 
that it probably been about 

3808
03:01:07,560 --> 03:01:11,000
three to four years since Drew 
has seen his cousin. 

3809
03:01:11,160 --> 03:01:12,960
And you know, while they're 
driving over there because 

3810
03:01:12,960 --> 03:01:14,960
they're driving to some kind of 
like local restaurant or 

3811
03:01:14,960 --> 03:01:18,120
whatever because Drew's cousin 
and his Drew's cousin's mom were

3812
03:01:18,120 --> 03:01:20,000
happened to be in the area for 
some reason. 

3813
03:01:20,360 --> 03:01:22,720
Drew's mom was like. 
Hey, Drew, by the way, I just 

3814
03:01:22,720 --> 03:01:24,680
want to let you know that. 
Your cousin. 

3815
03:01:24,840 --> 03:01:26,280
He's. 
Going through a little bit of a.

3816
03:01:26,280 --> 03:01:28,840
Phase and you know Drew's like 
what do you mean? 

3817
03:01:29,160 --> 03:01:30,600
And she's. 
Like, oh, he's kind of going 

3818
03:01:30,600 --> 03:01:32,040
through. 
Like a little emo phase right 

3819
03:01:32,040 --> 03:01:34,160
now. 
So be nice to him. 

3820
03:01:34,160 --> 03:01:37,040
He's kind of, he's being extra 
emotional nowadays. 

3821
03:01:37,200 --> 03:01:39,560
By the way, I've seen a lot of 
people in my comments say that 

3822
03:01:39,560 --> 03:01:41,320
they kind of dress emo or 
whatever. 

3823
03:01:41,440 --> 03:01:43,840
Dude, I literally don't care. 
Do what you want to do. 

3824
03:01:44,160 --> 03:01:46,960
Like you got my love and respect
either way. 

3825
03:01:46,960 --> 03:01:49,800
As long as you don't act like 
this kid then we're cool. 

3826
03:01:49,960 --> 03:01:51,960
But anyways, right, his mom's 
like, yeah, he's kind of going 

3827
03:01:51,960 --> 03:01:53,880
through a bit of an emo phase 
right now. 

3828
03:01:54,120 --> 03:01:56,320
And Drew was like, all right, 
like, that's cool, whatever. 

3829
03:01:56,320 --> 03:01:58,360
I'll like not be mean to him 
about that. 

3830
03:01:58,800 --> 03:02:01,560
And yeah, well, Drew's mom did 
not say that. 

3831
03:02:01,560 --> 03:02:04,440
He was also going through his 
Greek God arc or whatever. 

3832
03:02:04,440 --> 03:02:05,800
Dude. 
Like, it's the funniest thing 

3833
03:02:05,800 --> 03:02:07,880
ever. 
But anyways, so they sit down 

3834
03:02:07,880 --> 03:02:11,160
and Drew and his mom are looking
in and Drew sees Drew's cousin's

3835
03:02:11,160 --> 03:02:12,680
mom. 
And she's like, Oh my God, how's

3836
03:02:12,680 --> 03:02:15,840
it going? 
Wait, Drew's cousin's mom would 

3837
03:02:15,840 --> 03:02:19,160
be his Drew's mom's sister? 
OK, that's much easier. 

3838
03:02:19,200 --> 03:02:22,000
So Drew's mom sees Drew's mom 
sees her sister, and it's. 

3839
03:02:22,000 --> 03:02:24,040
Like, Oh my God. 
It's been so long. 

3840
03:02:24,040 --> 03:02:26,320
How's it? 
Going they run up and they like 

3841
03:02:26,320 --> 03:02:27,960
hug each other at this point, 
right? 

3842
03:02:27,960 --> 03:02:30,400
Drew was kind of curious to see 
what his cousin is looking like.

3843
03:02:30,680 --> 03:02:33,840
And yeah, sure enough, right, 
You know, he looks over and 

3844
03:02:33,880 --> 03:02:40,120
Drew's cousin is like full, like
super long dark black hair has a

3845
03:02:40,120 --> 03:02:43,920
dark, has like a black hoodie 
from Hot Topic, has like black 

3846
03:02:43,920 --> 03:02:48,040
socks and has like a spiky chain
thing, dog collar thing. 

3847
03:02:48,040 --> 03:02:52,800
And has like long, like black 
painted nails and has a like a 

3848
03:02:52,800 --> 03:02:55,360
little like A and you know, in 
his mouth, like he has like a 

3849
03:02:55,360 --> 03:02:58,560
lip ring or something. 
And he's like, he comes up, he's

3850
03:02:58,560 --> 03:03:01,000
kind of like shrugged over hands
in pockets. 

3851
03:03:01,000 --> 03:03:04,400
He's like, what's up? 
And Drew's like, hey, man, how's

3852
03:03:04,400 --> 03:03:06,480
it going? 
Last time, Like he was in his 

3853
03:03:06,480 --> 03:03:09,120
Minecraft arc, so completely 
different man. 

3854
03:03:09,120 --> 03:03:11,720
So Drew was a little taken 
aback, But anyways, they all 

3855
03:03:11,720 --> 03:03:15,120
decided to go and sit down and 
they're just talking about stuff

3856
03:03:15,160 --> 03:03:18,480
and it seems super normal 1st. 
But here is the first 

3857
03:03:18,480 --> 03:03:22,080
interaction that Drew kind of 
realized was the beginning of 

3858
03:03:22,080 --> 03:03:25,200
wow, this is going to be a lot 
weirder than I ever expected. 

3859
03:03:26,040 --> 03:03:28,480
Drew's cousin, like the e-mail 
kid, and I'm just going to call 

3860
03:03:28,480 --> 03:03:31,360
him the emo kid, just realized 
the e-mail kid and Drew's cousin

3861
03:03:31,360 --> 03:03:33,200
are the same person from here on
out. 

3862
03:03:33,560 --> 03:03:35,840
So anyways, right, the e-mail 
kid is sitting there and the 

3863
03:03:35,840 --> 03:03:40,480
first kind of really weird thing
he says is he refers to Drew 

3864
03:03:41,000 --> 03:03:44,480
right, as a mere mortal. 
Like it was like, I'm totally 

3865
03:03:44,480 --> 03:03:47,800
normal conversation. 
And I think like the emo kid was

3866
03:03:47,800 --> 03:03:51,360
like looks at Drew and it says 
how is a mere mortal like you 

3867
03:03:51,360 --> 03:03:54,800
faring in like school? 
And Drew was like, OK, that's 

3868
03:03:54,800 --> 03:03:56,520
like kind of funny. 
Drew thought he was just 

3869
03:03:56,520 --> 03:03:58,640
trolling. 
He thought he was joking around.

3870
03:03:58,920 --> 03:04:01,400
Drew really thought that like 
the e-mail kid had a pretty good

3871
03:04:01,400 --> 03:04:03,600
sense of humor and you know, 
Drew was all for it. 

3872
03:04:03,600 --> 03:04:06,240
He thought was pretty funny. 
So Drew kind of responded as 

3873
03:04:06,240 --> 03:04:08,560
normal. 
But the thing was that was kind 

3874
03:04:08,560 --> 03:04:11,960
of weird and which kind of like 
this was kind of the thing that 

3875
03:04:11,960 --> 03:04:14,440
made Drew think, Oh my God, 
like, wait, this is actually 

3876
03:04:14,440 --> 03:04:17,720
something is when the emo kids 
mom, his aunt. 

3877
03:04:17,960 --> 03:04:20,000
I don't know why in the 
beginning I kept saying Drew's 

3878
03:04:20,000 --> 03:04:22,440
cousin's mom, his aunt. 
I'm kind of an idiot. 

3879
03:04:22,440 --> 03:04:24,360
I'm sorry, guys. 
Anyways, right. 

3880
03:04:24,360 --> 03:04:27,200
His aunt made this face like a 
bit of a grimace, but also a 

3881
03:04:27,200 --> 03:04:29,040
smile. 
And Drew's like, why is she 

3882
03:04:29,040 --> 03:04:31,520
acting so weird? 
Like the the kid made a joke 

3883
03:04:31,520 --> 03:04:34,920
about me being a mere mortal. 
Little did Drew know the emo kid

3884
03:04:34,920 --> 03:04:37,600
was in his God era or whatever, 
right? 

3885
03:04:37,600 --> 03:04:40,600
So I mean, he he did, he meant 
it, bro. 

3886
03:04:40,600 --> 03:04:43,400
He legitimately meant that he 
was a mere mortal. 

3887
03:04:43,600 --> 03:04:46,280
But anyways, right. 
You know, weird things just kept

3888
03:04:46,280 --> 03:04:48,840
going on like that because all 
of a sudden, right. 

3889
03:04:48,840 --> 03:04:52,080
You know, the emo kid was like, 
yeah, like when I was at school.

3890
03:04:52,080 --> 03:04:55,640
It's going well for me. 
Because since, you know, and he 

3891
03:04:55,640 --> 03:04:58,600
looks at them when he says, you 
know, and has a bit of a smirk 

3892
03:04:58,880 --> 03:05:01,240
and Drew in his head is like, 
yeah, I don't know. 

3893
03:05:01,240 --> 03:05:03,000
But he doesn't question any 
further. 

3894
03:05:03,120 --> 03:05:06,720
The emo kids like, yeah, because
you know, all my friends that, 

3895
03:05:06,720 --> 03:05:09,640
you know, they're bowing down 
because, you know, they don't 

3896
03:05:09,640 --> 03:05:11,600
want to. 
They don't want to deal with my 

3897
03:05:11,600 --> 03:05:14,240
wrath, which I totally 
understand. 

3898
03:05:14,560 --> 03:05:17,960
And Drew's kind of just like in 
his head, like, all right, like 

3899
03:05:17,960 --> 03:05:20,040
the I can't tell if this is a 
joke or not. 

3900
03:05:20,040 --> 03:05:22,320
If it's a joke, this bit of 
satire is pretty funny. 

3901
03:05:22,480 --> 03:05:25,400
But if it's not a joke, Oh my 
God, like this is not going to 

3902
03:05:25,400 --> 03:05:26,800
be. 
This is super weird. 

3903
03:05:26,920 --> 03:05:28,960
But anyways, right, And he looks
at Drew's. 

3904
03:05:28,960 --> 03:05:32,280
Or hit the e-mail kids cousins 
mom again and she's grimacing 

3905
03:05:32,280 --> 03:05:33,960
again. 
And Drew in his head is like, 

3906
03:05:33,960 --> 03:05:36,560
wait a minute, something's off 
here. 

3907
03:05:36,920 --> 03:05:39,560
So the e-mail kid is like, I got
to go to the bathroom. 

3908
03:05:39,560 --> 03:05:43,720
He stands up and he likes Sonic 
dashes away or just like does 

3909
03:05:43,720 --> 03:05:47,080
the Sonic Dash away? 
And like The thing is, right, 

3910
03:05:47,080 --> 03:05:51,440
Drew didn't notice this before, 
but he has like a black cloak, 

3911
03:05:51,640 --> 03:05:55,040
Like the dude has a Superman 
Cape, but it's like all black 

3912
03:05:55,040 --> 03:05:58,200
and like emo and whatever. 
And Drew's just like, OK, this 

3913
03:05:58,200 --> 03:06:01,280
guy's a bit of a he's a bit of 
an oddball, but at least he's a 

3914
03:06:01,280 --> 03:06:03,360
good guy. 
That turned out to be very 

3915
03:06:03,360 --> 03:06:06,120
incorrect. 
But anyways, right, Drew is just

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like, all right, man, went to 
the bathroom like I guess it's 

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just going to be my mom, my aunt
and I talking and the aunt, her 

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face was like a forced smile for
the entire conversation until.

