Today we get a story of probably the cringiest emo kid.
And when I say the cringiest, I mean the cringiest emo kid of
all time. Leave a likely video to claim
your free nothing. And let's call today's
subscriber, let's call him Daniel.
So anyways, right One day Daniel was in the mall with his friends
and Daniel, his friends decide that they want to go into
zoomies, which is a it's a store that has like a lot of like
skater type clothes. They also like, I used to go in
there a little bit, even though I was never kind of like a
skater kid. I just like the shirts with the
cats with the middle fingers in them.
I always thought those shirts were pretty funny, and honestly,
I'd probably rock one of those today if I still had some of
those shirts with me. But anyways, right, Daniel and
his friends, you know, they decide to go into this, into the
store, and they're kind of just looking around, browsing the
T-shirts, looking if there's anything they want to buy.
And Daniel kind of goes towards the back of the store.
And towards the back of the store is where there's a bunch
of skateboards or whatever, and there's these two kids.
And they're like long dark hair. There's like, I don't know, a
lot of like black eyeshadow and makeup, all black clothing, kind
of like dripped out with like, skull chains.
Whatever, dude. Just like kind of looking like
this guy. So anyways, right, Daniel
doesn't like thing anything of it.
He's like, oh, that's like, that's interesting, I guess,
because here's the thing. Daniel doesn't really care how
you dress. Daniel doesn't really care how
you act as long as you're like decent other people.
He literally doesn't care if I don't know, man, like you can do
whatever you want. But anyways, Daniel's kind of
walking towards the back of the store when he sees one of the
two e-mail kids say look at him, go up to him and hold out their
hand. Kind of like Someone Like, You
know, the traffic guards like go out and hold up their hand to
say up and and the e-mail kids like, hey, bro, only e-mail kids
back here. You wouldn't get us anyways.
And Daniel kind of looks at him like, bro, I'm just trying to
shop in the store. So obviously Daniel's like,
dude, like I'm just going to go back here real quick.
I just want to see what they have.
I'm not going to like spend too much time here.
You don't have to worry. And the other e-mail kid steps
up and he's like, dude, I don't have to worry because you're not
coming back here because you're not one of us.
We can tell that everyone understands you, unlike us,
because society. Society doesn't get us like how
we get each other. And Daniel's kind of just
looking these two kids like, bro, bro, what's going on here,
bro? Like I don't really I don't
really understand like And Daniel says, all right, man,
like I'm sorry society like does you so dirty or whatever, dude.
And Daniel was like, I'll just be a quick second.
And the other e-mail kid kind of like snaps back at him, like.
Don't you Step 1 foot further. You're not.
You're not welcome back here. You're not one of us.
You're not an emo. Kid, I don't know if he
literally said emo kid, I don't know if they.
Refer to themselves like that, but.
He's like, you don't get us man. Only people like us, societal
rejects, the people that nobody understands and how deep it is
and how hard it is can be back here.
And you're definitely a normie bro.
I can just tell you Step 1 foot back here and you know I'm going
to send you back. To.
It takes like a second. To think if something's like.
In town with my knuckle sandwich.
And Daniel's looking at him like, bro, 2006 called and they
want their entire aesthetic back, but whatever, dude.
So Daniel's like I and then Daniel completely ignores what
he says and takes one step forward because he's trying to
go to the back of the store to see what they have.
He's probably not even going to buy anything.
He's definitely not going to linger back there with those
kids there. He doesn't want to hang out with
them, dude, trust me. Daniel does not want to be there
as much as they don't want him there.
He's just going to go in quick, but he's also not going to not
go to the back of the store because these two edge these
kind of like edgy edgelord kids are like.
Dude to sight, he doesn't understand us.
Leave us alone. Bro like Nah dude, he's still
going to go there. And like, honestly, like, I
don't know if I would have done the same because I'm very not
confrontational, but I would have been pretty annoyed.
So sure enough, right? Daniel takes one step to the
back of the room and The thing is, Daniel didn't even take one
step like aggressively towards the emo kid.
He literally took it past the emo kid.
He was taking a step in the direction.
Section of like the back of the store, not.
Towards the emo kid and Daniel like doesn't even really
understand what's happening but he just feels this like this
this force on his face and all of a sudden his entire face is
stinging and his head is like ringing a little bit and then
all of a sudden right he kind of comes to and realize that the
emo. Kid just punched him in the
face. And Daniel looks at him.
He's like, dude, what did you like?
Did you just? Punch me bro and he's like.
Dude, I said only societal rejects allowed back here.
You just didn't heed my warning. And so the guy like at the
Zoomies, like the front of the desk of zoomies is seeing what's
going on, sees the kid punch him.
He's like, you guys got to get out of here.
Like I'm not having any of this in my store.
And the, you know, the e-mail kid is like, bro, this kid
literally attacked me. And this point, Daniel's like,
dude, what? Dude, I was just trying to go to
the back of the store. You say all this cringe stuff
and then you punch me in the face.
And then when we're told to leave, you said that I attacked
you and the emo. Kids like, bro, look, he's
lying. Look at the way that he's so
angry, he's getting so angry 'cause he's lying, dude.
And he's talking to the guy at the front desk.
He's like, don't kick me out and my friend kick this guy.
This guy's causing up a huge storm.
And the guy at the front desk is like.
Like, I really don't care. I need all of you guys out of
the store immediately. And you know, Dan Daniels other
friends are at the other side of the store and they're.
Looking over like. What is happening?
So Daniel looks up the guy at the front desk.
He's like, all right, man, like just so you know, this guy
attacked me. But like, whatever, I'm not
trying to make your job harder. Look, I've worked retail before.
I get it. I know it's hard.
I'll just step out of the store. And the two emo kids were like.
Life is so unfair. Society strikes once again, and
they like slowly. Lumber out of the store, but
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join the Discord server. And anyways, right, Daniel and
his friend and the emo kid and the other the two emo kids all
walking out of the store. And the emo kid is like, bro
bro. I was like where am I going to
go now? Zoomies was the only place that
accepted us. And Daniels, like, dude, you
should have thought of that before you punched me in the
face. And then all of a sudden, right,
you know, there's this small cop that's walking around kind of
just patrolling the area and one of the e-mail.
Kids, it's like Mr. Police Officer, Mr. Officer, whatever,
we need you real quick. And the police officer is like,
OK, like, he wasn't really doing anything, but, you know, he's
not trying to really do his job either.
So he's like, fine, what is it? He walks over an e-mail.
Kid is like, this kid literally punched me in the face.
I need you to kick him out of the mall.
And the officer is like, oh, in terms of the kid, he's like, all
right, Is this true? And Daniel's like, dude, what?
No, this guy punched me in the face.
The officer's like, all right, well, if I only have conflicting
stories, I'm going to be forced to like, kick you guys both out
of the store and Daniel's, like, I didn't do anything.
I just went into the store and he just punched me for not being
emo. And the officer looks at
Daniel's like, all right, your story's sounding a little
suspicious. You're telling me that this kid
punched you because he you aren't like emo or something.
I don't think I can believe that man.
And Daniel at this point is like kind of like, he's like Daniel's
lost for words because this is like the craziest thing has ever
happened. However, shout out to Daniel's
friend because Daniel's friend is like, hey, I saw a security
camera in there. Like I'm pretty sure that
whatever altercation happened was caught on camera.
And as he said that, one of the like the emo kids, like their
faces both dropped and the officers like, oh, yeah, like, I
can actually, like, it's pretty easy for me to request that.
And if it's a certain type of camera, they can actually play
it back directly in the store. And they, you know, they walk
back into the store and the guy behind the cash register is
like, oh, you guys are back already.
And he looks at the officer. He's like, oh, boy, what did you
guys do now? And so anyways, the cat, the
officer goes into the store, goes up to the register and
asked the guy if he can see like the camera.
And there was some kind of camera that was able to like it
was you could, could play it back instantly or something.
Or it's very easy for the officer to check the cameras on
site. So anyways, he goes to the
footage, looks back at it, is looking at the kids, like kind
of like looking at the camera, then looking at the kids kind of
to make sure that he's like seeing who is who.
And he puts down the camera and he looks at Daniel and he's
like, all right, son, like you can go, like you can do whatever
you want. And then he turns to the e-mail
kid and he's like, why did like, why?
He just says why? Like, why would you call me over
when it's very clear that like this, like you confronted this
kid and then you punched him square in the face.
He didn't even like return a punch to defend himself, which
if he did, I'd still have to kick him out of the mall.
But that would have been more understandable.
Like, why would you call attention, like, to this whole
situation? And you know, you're going to
get kicked out of the mall because I'm going to have to do
that. It's part of my job.
And the emo kid is just like. Society once again strikes it.
No one understands me and the two e-mail kids are like
society. And the police officer looks at
the e-mail kids, and it's like, guys.
This is not. Society doing you wrong.
You literally punched some guy in the face and then told a
police officer that like or a mall cop that he punched you and
then would you get you caught, caught on your lies and got
caught like attacking someone. You're you're you're you're
shocked that you got kicked out. Are you serious?
And once again, the e-mail kid is like society.
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Anyways, back to the story. So we're going to call the first
subscriber who submitted the story Hank.
And anyways, this all happened when Hank was shopping at the
mall. So Hank used to always go the
mall to shop with his friends. You know, it was just a fun
place to hang out. They didn't really have a lot of
other. Places that they could go in the
town that they lived in. So the mall was probably their
best bet. And sure enough, one of these
days, one of Hank's friends wanted to shop at this place
called Hot Topic. If you don't know Hot Topics, a
place where they have a lot of T-shirts and other kind of
apparel that is very, I don't know, like fast fashion brand
centric. Like it's very much like you'll
have a lot of different brands or kind of like you'll find a
lot of band T-shirts, a lot of kind of like, OK, so a lot of
different stuffs at Hot Topic. But one kind of theme of
clothing that you'll see at Hot Topic is emo style clothing, if
that makes sense to like really black clothing, edgy clothing,
stuff like that. Just so you know, like I have
nothing against it. If you dress like that, I think
it's a cool enough style. I think you're fine if you even
if you identify as I go, I'm I'm emo in the way I dress or act or
whatever, I don't really care. Live your life.
However, as long as you don't act, as long as you don't act
like the kids in these videos, especially this one, you're
chill with me. But anyways, Hank just was like,
OK, man, like you want to go to a Hot Topic, That's fine.
Hank hadn't really been in that much, so he didn't really know
what to expect. So Hank was walking into the,
you know, the hot topic, and he was looking around and there's a
whole host of people. And Hank's friend was like, all
right, man, like, I'm going to go, like, I'm going to go to the
back of the room. I know what I want.
I'm going to go in their skateboard section.
You can kind of just wander around here.
I'll be out when I'm done. So Hank was totally fine with
this. And Hank kind of like was
wandering around and he walked over to one of the T-shirt
aisles or one of the T-shirt rack aisles.
And that's when he accidentally bumped into this kid.
And this kid turns around and just to paint the picture, this
kid has super long black hair. He's got like black mascara on,
black lipstick. He's got black painted nails.
He's got a spiky collar. He's got like a black band
T-shirt. He's got like long black jeans.
And then there's like big black stomper boots.
I don't know if you know what I know, like if you know what I
mean. But like those big kind of like
those big rubber black boots that are pretty popular right
now. And he turns around and he's
like. Dude, what the heck bro?
And Hank's just like, my fault. Like, I didn't mean to bump into
you like that. I was just looking around and
wasn't paying attention. And emo kids like.
Dude, you're like, like shut up. Bro Hank's kind of just looking
at him like, like, I don't really know what you mean.
Like I didn't do anything. Like are you good?
And the emo kids like, bro, like I don't need to.
Hear that sass from you bro.
Like, I really just don't need to hear that.
And Hank's just once again, like, dude, I I don't know what
you're saying. Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go
the other way. And Hank kind of turns around to
de escalate because he doesn't feel like, you know, escalating
anything. It's just not a good idea to get
into fights like that. And that's when the emo kids
like, like, yeah, you would run. You're dressed like one of those
jocks anyways, which like Hank kind of turned around because he
didn't know what that even means.
First of all, I mean, isn't jock a positive thing?
Like, I get that there's a bit of a negative.
Like negative, like, oh, you're a dumb jock or something.
But I would have thought that like jock would have meant like,
oh, you're an athlete, which isn't, isn't that a good thing?
Like, I'm kind of confused right now.
Is that not a good thing? You know, and Hank, you know,
kind of turns back. He's like, dude, like what?
Why? Like, why are you like making a
problem with me? I don't have a problem with you.
I don't like you're kind of the one that's making this into
something because Hank really did believe like I'm not, I'm
not the one doing anything. It's like 100% this guy who's
making it something, you know? And, you know, the kids just
like, well, you know, like you're just looking like a dumb
jock. Isn't that right, guys?
And he turns around and there's two other emo kids and they look
very similar to the main emo kid, but they kind of just, you
know, they're dressed slightly different.
But really, I mean, it's funny how like non, I saw this on
South Park, but it's funny how like non conformists all dress
the same. I'm just like, well, I mean, you
are conforming to something. But anyways, right.
So the other two kids, the other emo kids are kind of there along
too, laughing. And you know, you know, the Hank
is starting to like get upset by this because he doesn't really
care about like these random kids, what they think, except,
you know, he's got three kids standing there pointing at him,
laughing in his face when Hank didn't deserve it.
Like Hank was, you know, Hank was thinking like, look, if I
deserve this, if I was being like an absolute, like, you
know, if I was being a jerk to them or I for some reason, I
actually did something, sure, maybe I deserve this.
But Hanks is thinking to himself, like, dude, I don't
deserve this. I was literally just chilling
here. I actually bumped into this kid.
Like, I'm sorry about that. Like my fault.
Once again, my fault. But that's when Hank turned the
tables on the e-mail kid. And The thing is right, the
e-mail kid was wearing a band T-shirt.
And the thing about band T-shirts is, you know, you
don't, OK, you don't necessarily need to know everything about
some place that you Rep. Like if you wear a T-shirt
that's from Starbucks and someone's like, OK, well, then
name all the flavors of like cappuccino you can get.
It doesn't have to be like that. But The thing is, a lot of
people wear band T-shirts because the band T-shirts look
sick and they don't know any of the songs from the band, which
you know, I guess is fine. But like at the end of the day,
a lot of people will kind of pretend to know it and not
actually know it. So, you know, Hank was like,
well, screw it bro. He's like all right, Buddy.
And he looks at the main emo kid and the main emo kid looks at
him back and he's like, all right, Buddy name ME3 songs from
that band and he points to the emo kids T-shirt.
And I don't know, maybe it was like Nirvana or something like
one of those kind of like T-shirts or whatever, which and
the emo kid looks at him and he has this kind of look of shock,
this look of Oh my God, like you caught me.
Kind of the look of like man got caught in a trap right here type
of look. And the emo kids.
Kind of just like how about you? Name ME3 songs from this band,
bro. And he turned and the e-mail kid
turns to look back at his e-mail kids friends as kind of like,
oh, what's their reaction to that sick burn?
And they kind of just look at him blankly.
The emo kid was kind of expecting he would turn around,
he'd look back to his friends and he'd be like, yeah, wasn't
that a crazy burn? I totally got them.
But his friends look back and I'm kind of just like, dude,
like, I don't know how to break it to you, but you didn't get
him. So the emo kid turns back
around. He's like, I don't need to tell.
Like, I don't need to do anything.
You say, bro, I'm not going to conform to your standards.
And then the T2 emo kids were like, yeah, that's right on,
bro. You're so right.
And they, like, DAP him up. And Hank at this point is he's
just so done. He's just like, bro, because he
realizes, like, Hank's like, you know what?
I'm not going to fight with these kids.
These kids are obviously a lost cause.
This is not worth my time. So Hank gets up.
He turns around and he's kind of says like whatever man, like go
live your life. Hank turns around, starts to
walk away, and that's when he feels a tug on his pants and he
turns around and he sees the emo kid.
Failing to pull. Down his pants O basically the
emo kid he couldn't like, you know wanted to like he couldn't
let Hank just leave by himself like he couldn't let him just do
that. He So when Hank turned around
and started to walk away, the emo kid like went to jump and
try and pull down his pants to like pants him to embarrass him
to like impress his emo kid friends and be like Oh my God.
I. Totally owned him dude.
So this point like Hank is like dude stop pulling down my pants
bro. And the emo kids, like, sorry, I
just slipped. And he's like his emo kid
friends laugh along as well. At this point, Hank's getting
really annoying. He's like, sorry, bro, like, I'm
not into you like that. He's like what?
He's like, yeah, you're trying to pull down my pants.
So you're not you're telling me you're not trying to get a peek.
And the emo kids like, dude, it's not like that.
I was trying to pants you. And then Hank's like, yeah, you
wanted to pants me so you could see where my bare bottom did you
really want to see my bare bottom that bad?
And this point the the other two emo kids start laughing a little
bit and the emo the main emo kid turns around and he's like.
Stop laughing, it's not funny. He turns back around.
He's like, dude, you don't know what you just did.
And the emo kid walks up to the walks up to Hank with his chest
puffed out. He's like bro you literally
don't know what you just did. You don't know who you're
messing. With OK, I don't know if he
started to tear up or anything, but at the exact same time the
mall cop that happened to be like going around the mall to
make sure that nothing is what like happening looks into the
hot topic and sees basically this kid walk up to this other
kid with his chest puffed out. So the mall cop outside kind of
slows down walking and looks inside and sure enough, right,
You know, Hank is like, hey, look, I'm not looking for any
trouble. The emo kids like, yeah, that's
what I thought. You're freaking scared, bro.
Don't tell me otherwise you're freaking scared.
And at this point, Hank's like, dude, I'm not scared.
It's not like that. I just like, I just don't want
any trouble. Like you're not worth my time.
He's like I. Am you're worth your time?
I'm worth all of your time plus some.
Because I'm worth more than you, dude.
You don't know who you're messing with at.
This point right the emo kids was.
Really kind of just showing his true colors and being like, I
mean, kids insecure. That's fair enough.
He's trying to act all tough in front of his friends.
So once again, Hank's like, you know, he turns around and he's
like, all right, man. He's like, dude, I'm just not
doing this. Once again, have a good life.
Hank turns around and as Hank's turning around, the emo kid is
like in his head. He's like, I can't let this
slide. So the emo kid literally raises
up his hand and swings on Hank real quick.
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So Hank, remember, he turns around and Hank's like, dude,
I'm not going to deal with you like that.
It's not worth my time. So Hank turns around and the emo
kid who's like, I can't I can't let Hank like one up me.
Like I can't let this random kid like kind of like alpha me in
front of my emo kid friends or whatever.
So Hank turns. So as Hank turns around, the emo
kid swings on him, takes his first.
The thing is though, the emo kid's not like a trained, I
don't know, fighter or boxer or something.
So obviously the emo kid doesn't make contact with Hank.
Instead of making contact with Hank, the emo kid nearly misses
Hank and his like right hook goes right through a rack of
clothes. The emo kid was also the emo kid
was really putting his full force into this too because once
once the emo kid misses and whiffs on Hank, the emo kid
flies forward into the rack of clothes.
So he basically like pushes himself into a rack of clothes,
fails to swing on him. The mall cop however did see the
emo kid try and swing on Hank so he walks in there.
Hank turns around and he sees the emo kid on the floor in a
pile of clothes and he's just so confused on what happened.
And then the Hank turns around the other way to see a mall cop
standing in front of him. So Hanks really confused at this
moment he's like okay one second ago I turned away from the emo
kid and a second later the emo kid is sitting like face first
in a pile of clothes and a mall cop is standing above me.
Like this literally makes no sense.
And sure enough, you know, the mall cops like hey, hold up
everyone, I got to talk to you guys.
And the two emo kids, like from the back, like they they get
scared and they literally run off.
They disappear into the rest of the stories.
OK. You can't get back.
Here, but also the mall cop didn't really care that much
because he the two people that he really wanted to talk to were
both Hank and the emo kid who swung on him.
So the emo kid gets up. He's like kind of panting a
little bit. He's like, and the mall cops
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you swing on this kid.
I know you didn't make contact, but you did try and swing on
this kid. It's 100% like what's going on
here, The emo kids. Like, dude, I was just defending
myself. And at this point, you know,
Hank's like that's not the case. Like this.
Like this kid and I were kind of talking back and forth.
He tried to pull down my pants. I made fun of him for doing
that. I turned around.
He tried to swing on me at this point, right?
You know, the mall cop kind of witnessed the last, the last 60%
of this altercation. So he knows for a fact that he
saw the EMO kid try and pull down the pants and then have an
argument. So the EMO kid says, well, after
I pulled down his pants, this kid tried to swing on me and I
just defended myself. And The thing is right, that was
a mistake for the EMO kid because the mall cop have been
watching the whole thing. So mall cop knew for a fact that
that wasn't the case of what happened.
So he went. So the mall cop goes on to say,
like, dude, I know for a fact that's not what happened.
I saw you guys kind of like bickering in the store and I
wanted to make sure that we had no like nonsense going on.
Obviously some nonsense did go on.
And I, you know, I watched the whole thing.
I saw you pull down, try and pull down this kids pants.
He did not swing on you. I don't know what he said to you
that offended you or anything, but it's very clearly that, you
know, you're the aggressor here and like, you know, I can't have
that. So he's like, hey, I'm going to
need you to come with me and the emo kids.
Like all right, like all right, buddy, go ahead with him.
And the emo kid is like looking at Hank and kind of giving him
this look of like, come on, bud. Like go, go ahead.
He's asking for you. When in truth that, you know,
the mall cop is not asking for Hank.
The mall cop is asking for the emo kid.
So the mall cops like, sorry, man, you must be mistaken.
I'm not asking for this guy over here pointing to Hank.
He's like, I'm asking for you. Any points at the emo kid?
And the emo kid is so absolutely stunned by this revelation.
He's like, at this point, the emo kid is practically
speechless. The emo kid is standing there is
just like. You must have some kind of.
You must have some kind of mistake.
Or something like. You can't be talking about me.
That's insane. Like there's there's no way Like
what? What?
What do you mean? Hanks is.
Looking at the emo kid with this bit of a smirk and the the mall
cop is kind of like, come on, bud, like we don't want to have
any trouble here. Make this nice and easy for all
of us and just come along with me.
And you know, at this point the emo kit is looking at Hank and
kind of just giving him this look of like, this isn't over,
buddy. This isn't over.
And Hank is kind of just like wow, this like a lot just went
down the last five minutes, you know, because this was like no
longer than like 10 minutes of an altercation.
And as soon as the mall cop basically drags the e-mail kit
away, his friend comes rushing up to him and he's like, dude,
dude, like I just checked out the thing I was getting.
And in his hand he had this like, skateboard thing or
whatever. He's like, dude, I just saw like
a mall cop over here. I saw some kid getting dragged
out of the store. Did you happen to see what
happened? And Hank just looks at his
friend and he's like, did I happen to see what happened?
He's like, buddy, I lived. What happened?
OK, so the we're going to call the subscriber for the next
story. Bobby, I got a little King the
Hill theme going on with these names because I got Bobby and
Hank. If you know, you know, and
you're cool. Anyway, so Bobby was like
hanging out at home one day and one of his friends hits him up
and, you know, Bobby, you know, doesn't see this friend this
often because they happen to be going to two different schools,
even though they live relatively in the same area.
They're both in high school and they're both seniors in high
school. So Bobby's friend, who we're
going to call Ben, actually happens to have a car at this
point. And, you know, Bobby's friend
Ben hits a Bobby one day and Bobby's just chilling at home.
And he gets a text from Ben saying, hey, do you want to
like, hang out today? And Bobby is feeling kind of
lazy. So he's like, maybe like, what?
What do you want to do? His friend's like, dude, I want
to go to the skate park. And Bobby's in his head, he's
like. I don't know if I want to.
Go like this is. I don't know, I don't know.
Man I really don't know and Bobby should have stayed home
that day based on what was about to go down but he didn't cuz he
wanted to see his friend Ben and he was like wait what else am I
gonna do today? Watch Netflix?
I know for a fact by the end of the day, if I'm just sitting
here watching Netflix, I'm not gonna be a happy camper.
So sure enough, Bobby, text him back.
He's like, yeah, man, I don't got a ride, but if you can pick
me up 100%. So sure enough, this friend, I
don't know an hour later. Pulls up to Bobbye.
House and says hey man, get in and Bobby shows up to the
window. He's like, hey, what's up Ben,
Haven't seen you in forever. Just so you know, I don't have a
skateboard, just so you're aware.
And Bens, like dude, I got 2 in the back.
Don't worry about that. I got you.
So sure enough. Ben hops into the car with Bobby
and Bobby hops into the car with Ben.
They drive over to the skate park, which is like 15 minutes
away from where Bobby lives and they get out.
And you know, Bobby used to skate a little bit back in the
day with his friend. It's been a while, so he's not
going to do any tricks or anything like that, but he's
just getting along and the he's just getting on the board.
He's kind of riding around a bit, just getting a little bit
exercise. And mostly he's out there just
to hang out with Ben because he hasn't seen Ben in a second.
And they used to be really tight.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just chilling at the
skate park. They're having a good time.
They're kind of just living their life.
And that's when a group, a group, a very specific looking
group of of these e-mail kids, they pop out of nowhere
basically, and they just appear at the end of the skate park.
So this skate park is pretty big.
It's not like a massive 1. It's not like a where you'd have
a professional skater event or something, but it's a pretty big
skate park. Like the city definitely puts
them like a good amount of bread into making this.
So sure enough, you know, they're looking over and they
see this group of kids. And this group of kids has like
a ringleader that's like standing in front of the other
two and he's kind of dressed like the other.
They're all dressed like kind of like the other emo kids in the
last story time. So I'm not gonna go ahead and
describe them. They're dressed a little bit
differently, but it's all kind of the same, if you know what I
mean. So the sure enough, you know,
the kids are just standing at the end of the park and it's
really awkward because like Bobby goes over to Ben.
He's like dude, like see those kids and Ben's like, yeah, just
been staring at them and Ben's like dude, they just been
looking at us for like the last thing checks his watch.
He's like, dude, they just been looking at us for like the last
like 2 minutes, bro. That's really freaking weird.
And, you know, Bobby's like, yeah, man, like this is kind of
weird. I don't totally know, like,
what's the deal with all this? Like, do you know what's up with
them? And Ben's like, dude, I don't go
to the skate park. Like this is your skate park.
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't really skate anymore.
So I don't know, maybe this is like a place they normally go
to. Either way, this is kind of
weird. Let's just stay on this side and
hopefully they'll stay on their side.
And if they come over, you know, hopefully they're cool.
Spoiler they're not. Cool.
Yeah, they're they're the farthest thing from cool.
But anyways, you know, Bobby and Bobby and Ben trying to ignore
these kids as these kids, literally they The thing is
these kids, they're not they don't even have skates with,
they don't even have like a skateboard with them.
And you don't need to have a skateboard to hang out at a
skate park. You know, a park is a park and
it's a cool place to just hang out some friends.
That's 100% true. However, I will say it is a
little weird to like show up in a group of kids or a group of
like a bunch of people stand there and watch other people
without saying anything to each other, without doing anything
like that. I will say that itself is pretty
weird. So sure enough, you know, Bobby
and Ben are just kind of standing there like, dude, this
is really freaking weird. What's going on?
And that's when they look over and sure enough, they see the
emo kids start to walk closer to them.
Like the emo kids were just standing there for a.
Good. Solid, I'd say. 10 minutes.
And that's when the emo kids start to walk over to Bobby and
Ben. And at this point, you know, Ben
turns over. He's like, dude, what is up with
your neighborhood, bro? Like, why do you always get the
weirdos? And Bobby's like, dude, it's not
my fault. I don't go here this often.
I don't know. And that's when the group of emo
kids shows up and there's like very clearly like this is going
to sound weird, but like an A1, like, OK, I'm not trying to use
like weird like alpha male terms or whatever.
Oh, Connor, which one's the Sigma male?
Shut up. If you see that, if you say that
in the comments section, ironically, dude, actually shut
up. But anyways, sure enough, you
know, the the kind of like the alpha, the pack, whatever that
even means in emo pack words is like, hey, you 2, I need a word
with you. And Bobby and Ben kind of just
look at each other just like, Oh my God, like, what's going on
here? This is kind of strange, you
know, Bobby Ben kind of like whispers over to Bobby, like.
Dude. We are never going back to your
park ever again. Bobby kind of just gives him
this look of like, dude, I can't control this.
So sure enough, the emo kid, let's just call him alpha emo
kid. Now, I can't say that for much
longer. The the the main emo kid, king
of the pack or whatever walks up to them.
He's like, bro, do you not? Do you not know?
And Bobby and Ben kind of look at each other and you know.
Bobby speaks up and says no, no like knows what?
Like no what? The emo kid laughs like.
You don't know. Then this is our turf, dude.
And Bobby and Ben kind of look at each other, and Ben speaks up
like turf emo kids. Like, yeah, man, you don't
understand. This is our turf.
And Bobby just means like, what was that even mean?
And they're like you, dude, you don't want to mess with us.
And one of them like legitimately, legitimately pulls
out like a wand, not, not like a knife or something, not like
actually trying to be intimidating.
Like this isn't like, oh, they think they're like actually in a
gang or something. This is their turf.
They pull out a wand like a freaking Harry Potter magic
wand. And you know, the main emo kids
like bro, my boy over here knows magic.
You don't want to mess with him, dude.
And so Bobby and Ben kind of look at these kids.
And Ben speaks up. Ben's a little bit more brash.
Ben's a little bit more, I don't know, confident is maybe the
wrong word, but I'm gonna use that word then, Bob,
confrontational. That's right.
Ben's a bit more confrontational than Bobby is, so Bobby would've
been fine literally just going somewhere else.
It's not like there's not a lot of other, I mean, there's not a
lot of other places they could go, but it's not like Bobby's a
big skater in the 1st place. He just wanted to hang out with
Ben. And Ben literally goes up.
He's like, dude, what are you going to do with that little
magic wand? You're going to wave it around
and put a spell on me? It's this freaking Harry Potter,
dude. We don't care.
You guys don't have turf. That's ridiculous.
Like, look, we're not taking up the whole park.
This park's massive. You guys troll over there.
We'll do our thing over here. We like, there won't be any
trouble. The emo kids like, dude, there's
going to be trouble if you guys don't leave or at least pay
respects. And you know, Ben at this
point's like the freaky mean pay respects.
Like, what is that? Like, what do you even mean by
that? And at this point, Bobby's
starting to realize that Ben is kind of finding this amusing
more than concerning. Bobby's more concerned by this
just because they outnumber them like 4 to 2.
And these emo kids definitely like aren't hitting the gym
every day, but the same time, like 4 to 2, it doesn't matter
like how big you are, like you're not taking them
one-on-one. So like Bobby didn't want
anything like that. Even if it's that emo kids
smoke, he didn't want it in the first place.
So sure enough, Bobby kind of looks at Ben and kind of gives
them a look of like, hey, like, come on now.
And Ben is like, no, I'm going with this.
And Ben's like, all right, man, you know what?
Put a spell on us, bro. Like if you honestly like, you
know what? We're going to take the
punishment. Put a spell on us.
And the main emo kid looks at them is like, dude, you don't
want our smoke like that. You don't want us to like drop a
spell on you like that, bro. You don't know our power.
You don't totally get it. And Bobby is just looking at
them and Bobby's like kind of like completely freaked out at
this point. Not that they're going to
actually put a spell on him and you know, I don't know, curse
him or something. Bobby's just so freaked out by
everything going on. He just doesn't want anything to
do with it. So Bobby is like, I don't know,
man, how about we just like we stay here and you go over there
and the emo kids like I'm not talking to you, little boy,
which like Bobby was like so taken aback by this and Ben was
like, you don't call my friend that.
Come on if. You're such a big guy, little
boy. And at this point, Ben says
little boy, back to them. If you're not such a big guy,
little boy, put a spell on us. He.
Points the guy in the back and there's like a little emo kid in
the back with like a little magic wand or something.
The main e-mail kid says. You know what gentlemen?
Gentlemen, I don't want you guys to be seriously hurt.
So I'm going to give you one more chance to to leave the
premises or my friend will put a spell on you and one you will be
cursed so badly that you will not make it out of this park
alive. We have magical powers that you
simply don't understand. And Ben is looking at them and
and Bobby is looking at them and the emo kids are looking back.
At this point, it's a class that it's it's one of those classic
Texas stand offs, like who's going to shoot first?
But instead of shooting, it's either staying there or shooting
your magic spells through your wand or whatever.
And you know, Ben was like, all right, no, we're staying here.
Put a spell on us, do it. And the emo kid is like, fine,
you've sealed your fate. And all of them walk away.
And at this point, you know, Bobby and Ben look at each
other. And Bobby's like, dude, those
kids are weird. Like, I have no idea what's
going on. Ben is like, really?
Is your neighborhood spawning out the most MPCS in the world?
Dude, like, this is crazy. And that, you know, Bobby and
Ben, we're probably going to go back and forth a little bit
about how weird these kids were, but they were unfortunately
interrupted by chanting. So they look over and they see
the e-mail kids like holding hands chanting like kind of like
going in a circle, like kind of like moving in a circle holding
hands, chanting like demonic tongues.
At this point, Bobby's like, bro, I'm kind of freaked out.
And Ben's like, dude, this is a comedy routine.
Please, like chill out. And this point they do like the
chanting gets louder and louder and it's kind of weird.
Like it's really strange. It's like, they definitely been
rehearsing this. And Bobby is going to.
Bobby admits to me that for a split second he was thinking
like, dude, what? These kids actually have magic
powers. Spoiler they don't.
They're just. Weird, right?
And by the end of the chant, you know, one of the kids comes over
the main one, grabs the wand, starts swinging it around and
starts walking over to them. He's like like one last chance,
boys, I'm giving you one last chance to literally survive.
This is I'm giving you one more chance unless you want to, like
if you want to leave here and see your parents again.
And Bobby was just in his head. Like dude, this kids are legitly
weird. And Ben says, bring it on, dude.
I wanna see the worst you have. And Bobby was like, he admits he
was a little bit concerned just because, I don't know, just,
like, the confidence these emo kids had was kind of startling.
And the main emo kids, like, fine, takes up his wand.
He starts, like, saying a bunch of, like, random gibberish and
waving his wand in a circular motion, pointing it at Bobby,
Right? Or at Ben, not Bobby.
And Ben, you know, kind of looks at Bobby and gives him a wink.
And Bobby knows that. But you know, Ben's about to be
up to some mischief. And the kid is like, it does
like, what is very clearly, like, the final motion.
And Ben literally like opens his eyes super wide, clutches his
heart and drops to the ground and doesn't move.
Bobby is like a little bit freaked out, but he also
remembers that Ben just like gave him a big wink.
And you hear all the emo kids, like some of them are in the
back. Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it
actually worked. The spell actually worked.
And the main emo kid has his look on his face like the most
scared look you've ever seen. The main emo kid was terrified
because for like a couple like for a good 30 seconds, the main
emo kid actually thought that he just killed this kid from his
like magic spell or whatever. So sure enough, you know the emo
kid like drops his wand, rushes up to Ben and is like.
No, no, the spell, it was too powerful.
I should have held back. And Bobby's is looking at them
and the e-mail kids, the other ones are standing like talking
to each other and they're like frantically talking to each
other. They are really concerned about
this. They're like dude.
Do we call the cops? Do we bury the body?
Like what do we do? Like what if our parents find
out? All this kind of nonsense,
right? And that's when you hear
giggling. It started as giggling, but then
it just evolved into laughter. And that's when Ben flips over
and is this. You can see that he's just been
laughing. He couldn't hold it in any
longer and he. Gets up, he's like, Oh my God,
Oh my God, he fell for it. This is the funniest thing.
Ever. He's like, guys, you're not
Wizards, you're just weird. Go to look, go to that side of
the park. We're going to be here and
there's nothing you can do about it.
And that's when I think the emo kids kind of realize that, you
know, they weren't going to scare them out of there and they
definitely were not going to fight them out of there either.
So sure enough, the emo kids are.
They don't even say anything these kids have or they're kind
of, I guess they're kind of done with trying to scare like Bobby
and Ben out of there. So they pick up their stuff,
they get up and they leave. And Bobby and Ben, you know,
they go back to doing their whatever they were doing before.
But it really was just never the same after that.
Because like for the rest of the day, Bobby, like Ben would just
continuously make emo kid jokes and Bobby would laugh and make
them back. So in fact, the rest of the day
was better than ever before. And this happened a long time
ago. Like, this happened like four or
five years ago, and Bobby and Ben actually can't.
Reunited a couple years like about a year ago, and literally
the only thing they did during their when they reunited was
retold this story and made jokes about it the entire time And
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How's it going, everyone? Today we have a story of one of
the cringiest emo kids of all. Time so sit back, relax,
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today's subscriber who submitted the story Brent.
So this all happened when Brent was at soccer camp.
And so Brent went to the soccer camp every single year.
And it just happened that this year he encountered the emo kid
at soccer camp. So anyways, this was just
another summer of Brent going to soccer camp.
His mom dropped him off and once again he was pretty excited to
go, unfortunately. Some of the friends he made from
the year before, they didn't show up this time.
So he kind of like was kind of very proactive about finding
people, you know, meeting new people and trying to make some
new friends. So anyways, in the very
beginning of soccer camp, they had kind of a get to know other
people type deal and all of a sudden, right Brent sees this
girl and she was that kind of like the girls soccer camp.
So it was kind of split up like boys soccer camp and girls
soccer camp. However, it was all under the
same umbrella of like the soccer camp program.
So they would eat lunch together, do non soccer
activities, but like the morning soccer practices were kind of
split up by gender like that. And so anyways, right, right
away Brent saw this girl Emily, and he immediately kind of fell
in love with her. Not actually, but was like, OMG,
lol she's cute. I'm going to have to, I'm going
to try and hit non skin. He's like, I don't know, He's
like he's gone to soccer camp. He's not trying to hit bro.
That's. Crazy, but anyways, right, so
she's going to be an important character later on, but for the
meantime, we don't need to think about her because someone much
more important comes into the picture.
So while Brent is thinking about like, Oh my God, look at that
girl over there. I got to start talking to her.
That's crazy. He accidentally bumps into this
guy and he look turns around. This guy is like, I don't know,
a little bit bigger than him, a little bit heavier than him,
just like kind of a bigger guy and he's he's got this like long
black hair that's swooshed over. He's like he's wearing like the
standard soccer cleats, but otherwise it's like this black
band heavy metal T-shirt. He's got like black painted
nails. He's got like a spiky wristband
on or whatever. He turns around he's like, yo,
what did you, what did you bump into me, bro?
And Brent's like Oh my fault like didn't mean to do that.
He's like. You think that I'm You don't
think that I'm an alpha. Is that what you think?
Brent's like. What he's like I'm an alpha
male, just in case you weren't aware, which I I know that you
subconsciously were because you know, all betas instantly know
when there's an alpha present. And Andrew?
'S or Brent's. Sorry, Andrew was the guy from
like 7 stories ago. Brent was like, what?
He's like bro do you not know what beta males and alpha males?
Are, well, basically, beta males are like you and lame and alpha
males are strong, powerful and dominant in the pack.
And with that, like the emo kids does a big, like, swipe of his
big, long black hair. So like, his bangs would no
longer cover his eyes. It immediately fell back in
front of his face. He's like, yeah, just so you
know, kid, get out of my way. And the emo kid like shuffles
away. And this was Brents first
interaction with the emo kid. So he's like, uh, OK that that's
cool man. Like, OK, see you around, buddy.
Bye, bye. So anyways, let's let's Fast
forward a little bit. After soccer practice in the
morning, Brent was actually one of the better kids there.
He was pretty good at soccer. They had lunch and then the
afternoon they had activities such as like this, like, I don't
know, like tag capture of like all kind of like random camp
activities. And today was capture the flag.
And Brent happened to be on the same team as Emily.
So immediately he goes over there, he's like, hey, how's it
going? Like my name is Brent.
Emily's like, hey, like my name's Emily.
Nice to meet you. And Brent and Emily immediately
hit it off. They're having a good time.
They're talking with each other. They're enjoying each other's
company. You simply love to see it.
And like, from very far away, Brent catches the catches the
eye of the emo kid who's on the other team.
And is this staring him down? For some reason?
Brent doesn't really think much of it.
And then, like, you know, he goes back to talking to Emily.
So they're playing capture the flag right now.
And Brent, you know, runs over to the other side, gets the flag
right, and it starts running back to his side.
If you don't know capture flag, there's like this little penny
on both sides or like a little piece of cloth or something.
And while you're on the opponent side, if they tag you, you're in
jail. But what you're trying to do is
you're trying to run over there, grab their flag and run back to
your side without being tagged. However, there was a stipulation
that it had to be A tag. This isn't tackling.
You can't push someone. You can't like punch them or
anything. You all you have to tag them if
they're on your side. So you know, Sam, Brent is
running over there. Sorry, I have a list of names in
front of me. And from other stories, Brent is
running over there. He grabs the enemy team's flag
and is running back to his side. And he's really close when he
just like immediately slams into the ground.
And that's when he realizes that there's a big guy eye on top of
him, and that's when he realizes that the emo kid tackled him.
So the emo. Kids like nice try buddy.
Next time try not to fight to the alpha males.
And then it came. Counselor comes over and says
hey. Hey, we said.
No tackling. You you're on the sidelines.
Points to the emo kid, you know he's disqualified or whatever
has this did on the sidelines. So.
Alpha man. But anyways, right, so the
pennies returned, but also Brent isn't in like jail.
He goes back to the other side and the emo kid has to sit out
for the rest of capture the flag and Brent continues to talk to
Emily and the entire time the emo kid is just like looking
over and he's like all angrily staring at Brent.
So Brent is now he's official enemy.
Brent kind of just assumed that they were enemies because of
when he bumped into him and also when he got him disqualified,
which did Brent really get him disqualified or was because he's
an idiot and jumped on him? That's why he got disqualified.
Who knows, ma'am? But there was another reason why
the emo kid hated Brent. There was another reason that
Brent did not realize at the moment, but was very, very, very
potent. And it's going to be very, very
important for later on in the story.
I'm going to, I'm going to give you guys a hint.
It starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Did you guys get it? Starts with an E and ends with
Emily. Emily.
I'm just going to tell you. Yeah.
Is Emily the girl? So emo kid likes her.
Anyways, so Brent and Emily talk for the rest of that capture the
flag game. The entire time the emo kid is
staring Brent down. Brent just simply assumes, well,
this kid hates me for that reason only.
But let me just say that the next week of soccer camp was the
craziest week that Brent has ever had.
So anyways, right, his mom picks him up.
He goes back home. His mom's like, hey, how was the
first day? And Brent says, oh, I met this
really weird kid who tackled me. And she's like, oh, my God, are
you OK? He's like, yeah, actually, I
barely need scrapes on me even. But he seems to not like me.
So I'll keep you updated on that.
So Brent is dropped off the next day, and he walks over there.
And that's when the emo kid, you know, is just staring him down.
And you know, Brent is kind of walking over because there's a
little bit of like a 5/10/15 minute period where the kids are
just standing around talking with each other, waiting for
them all to be dropped off. And then the kind of the soccer
camp officials or camp counselors would then split them
up into groups, do soccer drills, play games, whatever,
standard kind of affair. And he's just kind of waiting
around. And that's when the emo kid
comes up to him and says. So you're challenging my
authority as the alpha man, and Brent is kind of just like what
he's like. I'll say it again just in case
your little beta ears couldn't hear me.
So you're challenging my authority that I that I'm the
alpha male of the pack if we were.
Wolves, which we kind of are, and.
Brent was like, what? If we were.
Wolves. This we kind of are.
As I said, I would be the alpha male alpha wolf and you would be
the beta wolf and I would be banging your wife while you
watch Little Cook Beta wolf wolf.
And Brent is looking at this kid and this kid is like, like, no
offense, but this kid is like the opposite of what a
stereotypical alpha male would look like, right?
One of those red pit alpha males.
It just looks the complete opposite of that.
But anyways, Brett's not going to get into like a, you know, a
he's not going to like, he's not going to rebuttal this kid
because like, what is there to rebuttal?
Everything man like this kid has no.
Argument. But anyways, Brent's like.
OK, and the emo kids like, well, you say OK, but remember
yesterday when you got me kicked out of the game, which you
obviously tipped off the ref and Brett's like, bro, you tackled
me. It's very clearly stated in the
rule books that you're not allowed to tackle anyone.
How is this on me? He's like dude it was so clearly
on you because the ref understood that I was the alpha
male and I was simply asserting my dominance bro.
And you know what? Brent's just like, dude, the,
the, the freak. Are you talking about dude?
Like I, I, I paid him off with what?
The $5 allowance I get a week with what?
My my, you smelly stinky socks. What?
What do I have? And he's like, I don't know,
man. I don't know.
Maybe he took his daughter in a day because his daughter's so
ugly she'd never get a date. And Brent's like, was, was that
a dis? Like, does he even have a
daughter? He's like 20 bro.
What? And then emailed kids like
anyways I just wanted to let you know that I'm the F man, you're
the beta man. I will do you.
What if when you have one and scene and the emo kid walks
away? And brand at this point is like.
What? Why?
Why?
Why is this my life?
Anyway, so skip forward to the the soccer practice.
They're put into groups and the emo kid was in Group B earlier.
So they basically split them up into Group A and Group B.
So the Group A is the better players and Group B is the crap.
I'm just kidding. The players who are newer to
soccer and the emo kid apparently was on the like was
on the cusp of Group A. It was on, it was at the very
top of Group B. And because his performance was
good enough, he was actually moved up to Group A.
So now Brent, instead of having a morning to himself to focus on
soccer, now had to deal with the emo kid being, you know, thrown
into the mix here. So ANYWAYS, they're doing some
drills with a soccer ball, and they're kind of like kicking
them around cones. You have to kind of keep control
of the ball while you're running.
And the emo kid, like, they started, they said, OK, line up
into three groups. And the emo kid immediately ran
behind Brent, and Brent kind of looks behind him.
He's like, what? An emo kid said nothing, Brent,
just letting you know that I'm the FML here.
And Brent's like, OK fine, let's just do the drill.
So the ref blows the whistle, Brent starts kicking the ball
and moving with it, and the emo kid immediately runs up behind
him and trips. Him, he's like, oh.
Sorry. And the ref's like hey.
And the emo. Kids like it was an accident, I
swear. The ref's like, all right, be
careful and Brent. Is starting to get really.
Angry because like, you know, if you got an injury in soccer,
like especially if you get like a foot injury, he could be out
for the entire week. I mean, this is like one of his
favorite camps that he has every single summer.
He loves going to it as one of his favorite things to do.
And this emo kid for the second time in the last 24 hours has,
you know, caught like has gotten really close to causing him a
pretty big injury. Like, I mean, he could have like
he jumped on him yesterday. He ran behind him, knocking him
over. What if he twisted an ankle?
What if he like, I don't know, fractured something in his leg?
Like, it's not that hard, especially when you got a big
old kid jumping on top of you every 5 minutes.
It's difficult. It's it's not that difficult,
man. So anyways, Brent, for the next
activity, waits to get into line before the emo kid does because
he doesn't want to be in the same line as the emo kid.
But it turns out that like, everyone else lines up and it's
literally just Brent and the emo kid waiting for each other to
move because the Brent wants to go where the emo kid doesn't go
and the emo kid wants to go where Brent goes.
And the refs are, or they're not the refs, but the soccer coaches
are like, come on, come on. Kind of like guys get into the
line and Brent's like, OK, And he sprints to the end of the
line. And then the emo kid sprints to
the back of that line and the coach is like emo kid says his
actual name. Can you go to another line like
that? Lines too long?
The emo kids like OK, moves over one line and when the coach
turns his head, the emo kid literally runs back into the
line with Brent again. So when the coach turns around,
he's like, but Emo Kit, I said could you go to that line?
And he's like fine Emo Kit eventually goes to that line,
actually does that. So for the rest of soccer?
Practice the emo kid tried to like bump into Brent tried to
make his life difficult basically was just being a big
butt the entire time, but thankfully right I know that
nothing really happened He didn't bump into Brent
successfully again. In fact, the emo kid, most of
the time when he tried to bump into Brent, Brent would do some
like very slick soccer move, kind of like break his ankles.
Not literally, but you know what I and the emo kid would like
fall flat on his face because he kind of like tried to run into
Brent and then Brent sidestepped him and completely swerved out
of his way. ANYWAYS, though, things start to
get a little bit more interesting because throughout
the next day, Brendan, Emily are talking it up.
It's very it's very like it's kind of like the known thing for
the camp that like those two were kind of like the unofficial
soccer camp couple. I don't know if your camps had
stuff like that, but this was true for the soccer camp and
word was the like the two of them.
They were kind of kissed soon. Oh my God guys, isn't that like
12th base or something? So sure enough, right, one of
one of these days, so like a day later, Emily and Brent are just
sitting with each other at lunch.
They're kind of on like a quote UN quote date or whatever.
And that's when a girl comes over and sits.
Next to them and Emily's like, oh, this is my friend.
Robin and Robin's like, hey, guys, like I just want to let
you know, Emily, that the kid over there and points the e-mail
kid is planning to ask you out soon.
And Emily's like, dude, I don't know that kid.
I've never spoken to him in my life.
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I know exactly who that kid is.
Emily's like what? And Brent basically tells her
the story that I told you guys for the last 13 minutes.
And she's like, Oh my God, he's the worst.
And Brent's like, well, that would explain why he really
hates me too, because like, not just that I embarrassed him, but
I've been hanging out with you the entire time and you know, he
probably knows that we've been talking a lot.
And Emily laughs a little bit. And this one, Robin says.
Dude, like I'm serious. This kid is gonna come over and
ask you out within like the next 24 hours.
He's gonna do it publicly. It's gonna be really
embarrassing. Everyone's told him not to do
it, but he's in his own world. You gotta, you gotta let him
down nicely, though. And you know, Brent was like,
no, no be no mercy, no mercy. Make him suffer.
And he's like Brent. I'm not going to make him
suffer. I don't know this kid.
Brent's like, make him suffer and he's like.
OK, I'm going to be nice when he comes over, I'm going to be
firm, I'm going to be direct, but I'm going to be nice about
it. I'm going to be cordial and life
is going to go back to what it was before.
So sure enough, right? Brent now realizes that the emo
kid has a massive crush on Emily.
And Brent also starts to think about it when Emily says no to
him and when she starts really, you know, hanging out with me
more. And when word gets around that
we kiss, because we totally are. This is in Brent's head, right?
He's going to actually. Like ramp up the craziness even
more than it already is. I think I'm screwed boys.
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Let's get back to the story. So anyways, flash forward to
that night or not that night, but that afternoon.
Remember when this is the like the mixed gender, just fun, more
camp activities. They're playing dodgeball.
And sure enough, you know, the emo kid and Brent actually
happen to be on the same team this time.
So like emo kid and Brent, they're picking up the dodge
balls, they're throwing them. You know they're trying to avoid
being hit by the dodge balls and the e-mail.
Kid walks over and it's like Sup.
Bro Brent's like what? Emo kids, like I just wanted to
let you know that like I know that you and Emily or you have
been trying to flirt with Emily. And it's been filling horribly
for my sources. At least that's what my sources
said. And I just want to let you know
that, you know, I let you have your fun.
I let you play like the little beta little lamb you are.
But I'm actually going to come in and as the alpha male, assert
my dominance and claim what is mine.
Emily shall be my girlfriend by the end of tomorrow, mark my
words, and I will watch as little tears roll down your face
because you're so sad that I took your girl.
Oh, little Brett, I'm so sorry. Brents like, dude, she's not
going to. I've talked to her.
She's going to say no. Like, I like don't do it.
I hate you, but I know for a fact that you're going to get
rejected in front of everyone. Emo kids like nice try little
boy I know for a. Fact that my testosterone is 10
trillion and yours is 0 so based on that alone plus a billion
other factors such as my manliness, my alpha maleness, my
swag overall levels and a billion more things just She
will obviously say yes to me and even if you 2 are fake dating,
she'll break up with you immediately to.
Say yes to me. I just know some things that you
don't know, Brent, get over it. So the emo kid walks away and
Brent's like, well, you know, my conscience is clear because I
tried to warn the kid not to do it.
I tried to warn the kid, right? I'm not a bad guy.
I told him not to do it. I told him, I said.
I even gave him the benefit. Of the doubt, So I don't like
you, but I want to help you here.
He didn't listen to me. It's not my fault.
Whatever happens tomorrow, next day rolls around at soccer
practice. The emo kid for the entire
morning is like Brent. Brent better spend the last
moments with Emily as you can because she's about to be my
girlfriend. Oh, and.
Brent's like, dude, shut, shut up, dude.
He's like, Oh my God, am I getting to you, man?
Am I getting to you man? Oh man, it was so easy to break
your thin week. Beta skin.
Oh my God, my words are hurting you so much.
I'm going to lick up your little salty tears.
They're so tasty and so good and Prince like shut up bro, you're
going to get embarrassed. I can't wait for the moment.
She better go. Hard.
Anyways, flash forward to lunch. The moment.
So anyways, Brent is sitting with Emily and Emily's like
dude, the emo kid. I can't see him anywhere.
And Brent's like, dude. He's.
Going to ask you out, it's happening.
Get over it. It's going to happen any second.
She's like he's going to do in the next day, which means.
Probably now, probably now in front of everyone.
And you know, Brent's like, that's what he said he would do.
And Brent was like, Oh my God, don't turn around because Brent
was looking in. The emo kid was walking over and
what was he walking over with? He was walking over with a boom
box. You already know where this is
going. And Brent's like, you know what?
Brace yourself. Try and have an out of body
experience right now so you don't have to deal with what's
about to happen. This is about to be bad, Emily,
I'm so sorry. And Emily's like, Oh my God.
Oh my God. And that's when you start to
hear music. It's the emo kids personal band.
So it's like this heavy metal rock band.
So this imagine some like heavy metal rock going in the
background. And the lyrics are Emily, Emily,
why? Why?
Why do you hang with losers like Brent?
Emily, please love me. Yeah.
It's just kind of like more stuff like that in the
background and the emo kid is like rocking out by himself with
an air guitar while this is all going on.
It is the worst moment of Brent's life because the second
hand embarrassment is so strong. He's basically getting first
hand embarrassment from the whole thing.
Everyone has stopped eating and turned around, including the
can't. They're just watching this kid
bounce around with an air guitar with his like super long black
bangs flying around around the place as this boom box plays one
of the the crappiest songs they've ever heard.
The terribly mixed the worst lyrics basically saying the
Brent sucks and that she should be in love with him.
And he's bouncing around. And then after five whole
excruciating minutes and everyone at this point is
laughing and trying to hold themselves together.
After five whole long excruciating minutes of the
worst music ever in some like really bad air guitar and
bouncing around, the song stops and the emo kid says.
Emily, it is clear who you shall choose.
What is your verdict? And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I
don't know you. I'm not going out with you emo
kids. Like that's hilarious.
What's your actual verdict? I mean, Emily's like, dude, I
don't know you. He's like, dude, that's
hilarious. What's your actual verdict?
And Brent's like, all right, man, that's enough love was
let's concede while we're behind.
The emo kid looks at Brent and says this isn't over, man.
And he walks away with his boom box and Brent's like, why did he
say that to me? I didn't.
I didn't dump them. And Emily's like, dude.
That was worse than I could have ever.
Imagined and right. So Robin, the friend who wore
them came over again and said, look, I should have warned you
about that. I didn't.
I didn't think it was real. I didn't even think that that
was actually going to happen. I was told earlier this morning
and I laughed. I'm so sorry.
I should take take anything that you hear about this kid
seriously from this point on because Oh my God.
And Emily's like, wait, Oh no, we still have an activity
tonight, like for the like this afternoon.
And Brent's like, Oh my God, he said this isn't over.
And sure enough. It was.
Far from over, so they get to the activity that afternoon.
So it was probably the worst possible activity that it could
have been because it was small groups of charades.
They kind of ran out. They they had something else
planned, but since it started to rain, they had to go inside.
So they're like, all right, we're going to break you off
into small groups of three and we're going to have you play
charades with each other. And at this point, like they're
like, OK, what are the odds? Brent's like, what are the odds
that I'm put with? And the person says Brent Emily
and emo kid. And Brent's like, you got to be
joking, man. You got you got to be joking
apparently, right? Robin tells him this like later
on, like once the camp is over, apparently they e-mail because
she was talking with one of the camp counselors about everything
that went down. The camp counselor said that
like once like it started to rain, the emo kid went up to
them and asked what they were doing.
Camp counselor said, oh, we're doing groups, small groups of
strades and an emo kid requested that his two best friends and
him were put together in a group.
So it wasn't just random. It was the emo kid, but Brent
didn't know that at the time. So Brent looks at Emily and
Emily looks at Brent and they're both both, but they're both
basically just like oh boy. And they then they both look at
the emo kid who has a massive smile on his face.
So all three of them go away to a corner in the emo.
Kids like Emily, I might have came on too strong.
And she's like, well, that's an understatement.
But he's like. I will show you the truth,
Brent. I challenge you to an alpha
battle. Princess.
Like what's an alpha battle? You're such a beta for not
knowing what an alpha battle is. Beta.
He's like an alpha battle will be proof that I am alpha and you
are a weak beta. And then Emily will choose.
Me and Emily's like, I'm not. And he's like, wait, your your
heart will tell you otherwise after the alpha battle.
Emily's like, OK, I'm still not going to.
She's like. God stop.
Silence, woman. And Brent was like, whoa, chill
out, dude. He's like.
You silence too. We're having an alpha battle
right now. So right, this is kind of looks
like they're doing really weird charades from afar, but the emo
kid is like, all right, let's form our best wolf poses.
Brent's like. What he said form your best wolf
poses now. And emo it burns like alright
alright ohh. Emo kids like.
That is the worst wolf pose I've ever seen.
You were. Definitely not part wolf like I
am and the emo kid. This is really weird pose.
He's like, Oh my God, I'm wolfing so hard right now.
This is the most emo thing. I mean the most, the most alpha
thing I've ever done. Oh my God.
At this point Emily is like guys you are both embarrassing
yourselves emo kid. It's like, no, you will see that
I'm the most alpha. I swear.
Because, like, all right, let's do it.
Wrestle me. And you know, Brent's like, what
Emo kid jumps on top of him, just tackles him to the ground?
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right? And a little bit taller.
And Brent was completely taken off guard.
He's like, bro, stop, what are you?
Doing and emo kids like I'm out elfing you.
That's one of the came Counselor comes over and says, all right,
guys, break it up, break it up. Tears to the two of them party.
He's like, all right, so we're only doing this for 20 more
minutes, but it looks like looks like you 2 can't keep, you know,
can't keep off of each other. So I'm going to be joining your
group. Imagine how awkward this is.
It is Emily and Brent to the emo kid and a random camp counselor.
So they do normal charades, right?
And the entire time the emo kid is like sneaking in punches to
Brent's arm. He's like.
Ow and. When the camp counselor looks
up, the emo kid puts his arms behind his back.
And the emo kids like this isn't over man.
And then the emo. Kid walks over to Emily.
He's like. Emily.
Emily's like. What do you think?
I'm more alpha. Shut up, kid.
Emo kids. Like, no.
OK, Well, OK. I'll just be direct.
Do you want to go out with me? No.
And the camp counselor was like, guys, silence while I'm doing
charades. And Emily's like, dude, I don't
want to go out with you. How many times do I need to tell
you this? Emo kids like, but I'm
definitely more alpha. She's like, that's not a real
thing. So the next day rolls around,
it's Thursday, and that afternoon there's no real
activity. It's just known as like the
soccer dance or whatever. And during the soccer dance,
there's one coveted slow song where anyone who has feelings
for each other might ask for like a slow song or something.
And sure enough, let's just jump to the dance because the emo kid
is like being a director Brent all day.
But that's not anything new. And sure enough, it is the dance
and they're putting on normal songs and Emily and Robin and
Brent are all together like dude.
And Robin's like dude, the emo kid is definitely going to try
and get that slow song with you. Like Brent, you got to swoop in
right away. Because at this point Brent and
Emily were like unofficially a thing.
They're only at camp for a week so they're not going to make
like a a long term relationship. Let's have kids, baby.
OK, OK, You know what I mean? But sure enough, you know, the
slow song comes on, and Brent's like, oh, my God.
And Emily's like, quickly. And you can see the emo kids
sprinting from the other side of the room.
So Emily and Brent quickly, like, get together in the slow
song, kind of like, whatever. And Emily's standing there, and
she feels Brent being ripped off of him.
And the emo kid grabs Brent, rips him off Emily and tackles
him on the ground. And this is where the camp
counselors are like, oh, OK, foul play, foul play.
They go in, they grab the emo kid and they like run a like,
they, they take them off. They're like, all right, buddy,
this is like your third strike and you are out.
So they call up the parents of the emo kid.
They say your kid, your son can't come tomorrow.
He's like fighting this one kid again and again and you won't
stop. And so sure enough, the emo kid
was picked up, taken away, and Branch and Emily finished off
with a slow song together. The next day rolls around.
It is Friday is only 1/2 day where basically the parents come
and watch a little little like soccer presentation that all the
kids have done. And by the.
End of it, right, You know, most people are packing up, Brent and
Emily are gone and you remember the friend Robin from the
beginning, one of the camp counselors and Robin were like
friends or whatever or like friendly and the camp counselor
counselors like. Do you happen to know about?
That like emo looking kid like do you happen to know what was
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Welcome back to a brand new story and just imagine you're
chilling with your girlfriend. Life is awesome.
You stare into her eyes lovingly.
And then all of a sudden this emo kid walks in and says that
you must fight him to the death to decide who gets your
girlfriend. And at that moment, you
seriously just sit there and question your life choices.
That is the story I'll be telling today.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new and let's just jump
right into this story. So we're going to call a
subscriber some into the story James.
So anyways, there's a there was a kid in James's class who we're
going to call the e-mail kid. He kept to himself.
He wore crazy makeup in the dark clothing and whatever.
And honestly, doesn't really matter what you wear.
But he was also extremely melodramatic.
Like he would come and he'd be like.
Society doesn't understand me, no one gets me.
I'll never fit in. Man, he, he, he was kind of like
one of those kids that kind of just like would say this stuff
and then would be like, why do I not have friends?
I'm just a melodramatic freak all the time.
Which I mean, I was pretty weird in middle school.
So like, I can't really. Speak, but then again, hey man
anyways. So there's also a girl in the, I
don't know, I'll just call her like, we'll just call her Kate,
right? It's name of my friend back
home. So anyways, James and the emo
kid unfortunately decided had to cross cross paths because they
both had a thing for this girl and this Friday, right?
So this story all starts like this weekend or not this
weekend, we'll say starts on Monday and this Friday,
remember, not actually this Friday.
I mean this Friday in the story was going to be the school
dance. And the whole thing was like
whoever got the slow dance with this girl was basically going to
like if you. So the thing of James's school
is if you slow danced with a girl, you were basically dating
her at this point. You guys were practically in.
Love at that point, so it was a pretty big deal who was going to
get the slow dance and it was the emo kid versus James.
And this became very public knowledge, like the emo kid was
telling everyone that he was going to 100%.
Get the slow dance. And people kind of knew James
because James is more popular. He wasn't like, I don't know,
some like really annoying popular person.
He was just like a cool guy that everyone liked.
I mean, at least according to James who submitted this story.
So who really knows, but we'll go with it right?
So everyone kind of knew that both the emo kid and James were
both fighting for this girl Kate and Kate made it pretty clear
that you know, if she was not going to say yes to the emo kid,
like sorry, unlucky life just works out like that.
But she was considering saying yes to James.
She was kind of just keeping the truth was that she was going to
say yes to James if he asked. However, she just wanted to keep
him kind of like on his toes and.
Questioning or whatever, right? So yeah, throughout that whole
week, the emo kid and James, they didn't really like.
They weren't like in a fight with each other, but they it was
kind of like, they were kind of like.
Rivals, in a sense, even though they never had any direct
confrontation. And let's just skip ahead to
that Friday. It was the day.
Of the school dance, it was emo kid versus James.
So anyways, at this point, you know, the emo kid is like, you
know, he's kind of like he's standing in the corner at the
dance, right? Look, I was pretty awkward in in
high school and middle school when it came to those big
dances, but to be fair, everyone else was as well.
But the emo. Kid was kind of taking it to a
whole different level. He literally was like slouched
in the corner of the room. His like long black hair kind of
like down almost like, you know that scene from the Ring with
that like the girl who comes out the TV.
He was kind of looking like that chick for a second.
So he was definitely not. Helping himself out in this
situation. And at this point, James and his
boys were kind of standing like. Together, whatever they were
dancing to, I don't know. I don't freaking know what they
play at high school dances. Maybe some whip Nae nae by
Silento. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man.
It's a middle school dance, bro. I don't know how this works.
But anyways, they're kind of waiting for this slow song to
come on. Maybe some, I don't know, some
like song by Adele or something like that, Like the when like
dude, I always try and like say lines from songs during these
stories and I just blank every single time.
But anyways, yeah, so they're all kind of waiting around
there. And it was eventually the slow
dance song came on and remember. You might be thinking, oh man,
who cares? It's.
Just like a slow song. No, no, no.
What you have to understand is the slow song meant everything
to these kids. Like the slow?
Song basically if you had a slow song with some girl.
Because, remember, they were in middle school.
There's this was like 7th, 8th grade, so the probably the
farthest you ever went with girl was like slow dancing or maybe
holding her hand if you were like crazy.
Because you know, if you hold a, if you hold a girl's hand for
too long, there was a chance you get her pregnant.
So. Definitely not misinformation
from the Connor Pugs channel. But anyways.
Slow dance was. A really big deal and all of a
sudden the song comes on and the thing was right the the the
e-mail kid was too busy. Kind of like sulking about
society in the. Corner of the room to react
quick enough. So James was like, I bro like
that guy's playing himself I'm going to go in.
So James very quickly goes in and boom, he gets there, goes
up. He's like, hey, like, hey, like,
can I have this dance? And she very happily says yes
because she said like, oh, I don't know if I'll say yes.
She knew she was bluffing the whole time.
And James kind of felt pretty confident about it.
And even though she said I don't know, he was pretty confident.
Because her friends were like, yeah, dude, she's totally
bluffing. Like, I hate to expose my friend
like that, but she definitely has a thing for you.
You're chilling. You're in the green.
So anyways, James goes in. He feels pretty good about the
whole thing, but let me just say that the emo kid eventually
looks up and then he sees this and the emo kid is not having
it. He does something.
Pretty insane, so strap in and definitely prepare for the
cringe. If you have your cringe
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm actually going to fine you for
your own safety. So yeah, go ahead and a buckle
that cringe seat belt because there was like a DJ station and
there was like a guy who was like DJ ING quote UN quote.
And there was like a microphone. So like you could so like the DJ
could say like, hey, like 20 minutes till the dance is done
or get ready for this hype song or whatever.
And other than that, he just, he was really just a Spotify
playlist. He just like he just edited the
Spotify playlist, right? However, the DJ let the Spotify
playlist run on autoplay or whatever.
Went to the bathroom so the emo kid ran up to the he ran up to
like the spot or whatever. He grabs the microphone.
He stops. The music First of all, he goes
up to the. Spotify clicks pause on the
music and screams into the microphone.
Wait. And everybody turns around.
Everybody turns around and they look at this kid.
And they're all kind of like looking at this emo kid who's
standing at the front of the room with like, the, the
microphone. He picks it up.
He's like Kate, No. So this point, everyone's kind
of looking at this kid like, Oh my God, because they all knew.
That like he wanted to have the dance with Kate, but like James
obviously got it. So they were like, that's tough,
man. Like life sometimes doesn't work
out the way you want it to. Like that's this unfortunate how
that goes. However, you know, he goes up
there and he's like, he goes in the microphone.
Like he says, wait and everyone turns around.
The music is off. He's like Kate May.
I have this dance. And everyone's so confused
because. First of all, he turned off the
slow song in the middle of the song.
And also she was already. Dancing with someone.
And instead of just going up to her.
He makes a. Massive scene in front of
everyone grabbing the microphone and screaming into it saying
like Will. You have this.
Dance. And The thing is right, it's
caused enough commotion that the guy like the DJ that was hired
ran back because I think he was supposed to be there the whole
time, but he needed to like RIP a piss or something so he needed
to go And he runs back like over.
He's like give that back to me. He like snatches it out of the
emo kids hand. He's like sorry for the sorry
for the interruption guys. Turns the music back on like
starts like not cursing out this kid.
He's a middle schooler. But being like, dude, what do
you think you're doing? You can't just come up here and
take this stuff like. It's like if you do this again,
I'm going to tell your teachers and you'll be in big trouble.
Or I mean, I don't know how much trouble a a hired DJ can get you
in, but you know, the emo kid returns to his corner and
literally just sits down. This slumps into the.
Corner of the room Which? James felt kind of bad.
He felt a little bit bad because like James has definitely been.
In that position, I say that very kind of liberally because
James has not actually been in a position where he grabs the
microphone at the school dance, stops the music and asks the
girl out unsuccessfully. He hasn't specifically been
there, but he's definitely been in a situation.
Where it just hasn't gone his way.
So he feels bad man, you know it feels bad man you.
Hate to see it, but yeah. Anyways, James like continued on
with the slow. I mean, he's not going to stop
his life because this kid has an unlucky moment.
Like that's tough. So yeah, you know, I will say
there was kind of an awkward moment because wall like James
is like slow dancing with Kate. He kind of like turns around.
Like they kind of like turn around.
So James is facing the emo kid and he just looks up and the emo
kid is staring at him with like the creepiest, most stalkerish,
most scariest stare he's ever seen because the emo kid is
slumped over like the girl from the.
Ring right and it's just like staring.
Right at him. He's like long black hair like
covering most of his face besides his.
Eyes and he's like slumped over to like kind of like crouching
over like an old guy with a cane or something, but without a
cane. And James is like, hey.
Do you mind if we turn like 45° this way or 90° this way?
Thank. You that's much better so he
doesn't have to see him anymore we're.
Actually, let's do a whole 180. I mean, he didn't ask for 180
because he didn't want, like, Kate to be making eye contact
with him either. But yeah, so that was a bit of a
tough situation. However you might be thinking,
Well, I mean at this point, reasonably the e-mail kid must
have realized that this just wasn't his day and he must have
just like given up, which he's already I mean he's already
embarrassed himself like he probably gave up after this
point. And while that would be pretty
fair for you to. Believe.
That was unfortunately not that. That was just not what.
Happened because the e-mail kid would continue.
Let me just say that the emo kid thought that if he if he had a
sword fight with James that he would be able to win the honor
of his lady. I'm not even kidding you real
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Anyways, let's go back to the story because the e-mail kid is
not done. In fact, he is far from being
done. So what happened after the
school dance? Like over the weekend, James
actually met up with Kate. They went to like go get dinner
together and that's when they officially started dating
whatever that means in 8th grade.
Which means Oh my God, they're going to sit together at lunch.
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, right?
But anyway, so James officially starts dating this girl.
Word gets around really quickly and eventually the emo kid.
I'm pretty sure at this point the emo kid would have known,
but by his next actions it's not super clear.
So that Monday. Is the first kind of like lunch
day that Kate and what's his name James are going to be
having their first real at school lunch date, which is a
pretty big deal for the 8th graders there.
Obviously it's not that big of a deal in general, but hey man,
let them have their fun. And so, yeah, he sits down like
he finds. Kate they sit down and they're
at a table by themselves and like people are looking over and
talking and be like, oh, someone's dating whatever,
right? And however, James, you know,
Kate is facing away from the door, but James is facing the
door. And James sees the door open up
and he sees the e-mail kid walk in.
And James is like, this is tough.
Because James feels bad. He legitimately feels bad
because I mean if the roles were reversed he would feel bad.
Like seeing the girl that he really liked a week ago sitting
with a guy who was low key his like enemy rival.
On a date like that would be tough to see.
And James started to feel a little bit worried when the
e-mail kid starts to approach him, right?
Starts to approach him. And yeah, so the e-mail kid
walks up to their table. And at this point?
Kate also realizes that someone's walking up, so she
turns around. The e-mail kid walks up and
doesn't look at James. He's not paying any attention to
James. He's actually acting as if James
doesn't even exist at this point.
The e-mail kid turns to the girl.
Kate. I forgot her name for a second,
Says Kate. I've been wanting to ask this
for a while, but since we've become so close in the last
couple weeks, which they have never spoken before, but that is
beyond the point at this point. That is beyond the point.
He's like, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date
with me, if you would like to start dating.
And James like, Oh no, he doesn't know.
How does he not know? Cuz James is like everybody
knows, everybody told everybody, but I guess everybody didn't
tell the emo kid of course. They didn't.
And Kate, at this point it's like, Oh well, I'm very
flattered. And emo kids like, well, if
you're flattered then you should say yes, correct?
And this point she's like, Oh well, you see, it's actually not
great timing because I'm actually currently in a
relationship and emo kids like what?
How with who? And James is like, Oh my God,
this is this is so awkward. He doesn't know.
So James has kind of assumed that the e-mail kid didn't think
anything of the fact that James got like the dance with her,
which in all reality he was. The emo kid was kind of the one
who had the most common sense in that situation.
Because just because someone dances with a girl once doesn't
mean anything, right? But at this height, at this
middle school, if you got the slow dance, you are basically
in, you are locked in at this point, is what I'm trying to
say. So Kate has to go on to
awkwardly explain to the emo kid that, well, the guy that she's
sitting at right now on the lunch date with happens to be
the guy that she's dating. And the emo kid turns to James,
looks at him, looks him down and up.
Like there's like the elevator look when he looks at like the
top of his head looks all the way down, then looks all the way
up, turns back to Kate is like, really?
Dude, you decided to date this guy when you could have dated
me. He's like.
And he just like, he just kind of like storms.
Out of there. And James looks at Kate and he's
like, dude, how did that kid not know that we're dating this
point? Like, I swear to God, all your
friends told everybody like. And Kate's like dude, my friends
didn't tell everyone and James like.
If you ask anyone at the school besides the emo kit, apparently
they will know. And Kate's like, yeah, OK.
My friends do talk a lot and they're like, well, that was
pretty awkward. Hopefully nothing else happens
again. You might be thinking at this
point, Conner the emo kid must stop.
There is no way he continues on. There's not a chance that he
continues, right? Well, well, well, well.
I got some news for you guys. He does continue, and it's bad
because you might be. Thinking that Oh well, the emo.
Kid stormed off and he was done. No, about 20 minutes later.
When there's only like 10 minutes left to lunch, James
sees the doors open up again and he's like, you got to be.
Kidding me dude, Because the emo kid walks.
Through. But this time he is like
stomping towards James super angrily.
He runs up to the table, practically looks at James,
looks him in the eye and says it's not over between us, it is.
Far from over between. US.
And it's like taking his little finger and like pointing.
At James and James like OK, nice.
Like I, I, I like, we do not care.
Like I, I, I, I. Don't know what else to say at
this. Point like OK cool, nice like OK
what do you what do you want me to say?
And the emo kid after. That is like.
You better watch yourself, it's about to get bad.
He like storms. Out of there.
And, you know, at this point James is like, OK, well, I guess
that answers my question. So the next day at lunch is
where things get really, really, really crazy.
So he's sitting there with with Kate on his second date.
James is enjoying himself, he's having a good time with Kate.
They're enjoying each other's presence.
They're they're doing well. I mean, they're, they're kind of
clicking. So things might continue on,
right? And that's when the emo kid
walks in and he's carrying like 2 sticks, like 2 pretty good
sized sticks that he probably found in the backyard of the
school. So in the backyard of the
school, there's like a mini forest, nothing too crazy, but
there's like a pretty big forest back there.
And the emo kid must have gone back there and like found two
decent sized sticks. He walks into the cafeteria with
one. Stick in one hand and one stick
in the other. And James is just looking at him
and he's like, he kind of says, like to Kate.
He's like, OK, we got trouble. Kate turns around, looks at it,
and it's just like, turns back around.
Is like, what? And James is like, yeah, I have
no idea what's happening, but I guess we're about to see.
So the e-mail kid walks up to the table like kind of like
waddles his way up and he's like you.
And he like hands the stick to James and James like.
Like I need a little explanation what do you want me to do with
this? Like it's not super clear.
The e-mail kids like you and I will have a sword battle, and
whoever wins the sword battle will have the I will.
It will will win the honor of your lady and will.
At this point, like Kate's like what?
And James, like, dude, what are you saying he's like?
Fight me, fight me to the death. The winner gets your girl.
And James is like. No.
And e-mail kids like oh, so you're scared of me?
Then you know that you're going to lose and that's why you don't
want to do it. And James is like, well, I'm not
convinced I'm going to lose. I mean, I'm not an expert at
random stick fighting or whatever, but at the same time,
why would I want to even engage? Like why would I even want to do
it? And e-mail kids like, well, I
mean, I mean, for the sake of your honor, bro, like, do you
really want to be known as the guy who chickened out because
he's a chicken? And James is like, well, I mean,
I don't really care, but I also don't want to be known as the
guy who went on who during the like the dance last Friday,
grabbed the D JS microphone and like stop the music to like ask
out a girl who is very clearly in the middle of dancing with
someone else and then coming to school the next day super angry
with a bunch of sticks and try and like fight some guy to get
the girl that already obviously said no to him twice at this
point. The e-mail kids like so you're
what you're saying is that you're too scared to fight me
and because you know you'll lose.
James is like, dude, we're going in circles right now.
I'm not fighting you. I'm not having a sword fight to
the death. Like, OK, I'm just not doing
that in this point. The emo kids like, fine, well,
you're about to see me. In my final form, where I am the
most powerful. And James is like, OK.
Like word. And then the emo kid reaches up
to James and rips out like a strand of his.
Hair and James is like dude like that.
Hurt like why would you do that? And the emo.
Kids like I need that for my wizardly spells.
And he, like, laughs really awkwardly and, like, shuffles
out of there. And James turns to Kate.
He's like, dude, like what life choice did I make to get myself
to this position? Like what did what did I do
wrong? Like what?
Choices. Did I make that got me here?
And Kate's like, I don't know, like this is kind of tough.
He's like, yes, why me? Like why, why?
Like he just you just came up to me with a bunch of sticks and
says I want to fight you, right. And then all of a sudden, you
know, he just like pulls a piece of hair.
Like what? Huh.
Bro. I, I, I, I, I I just don't.
Know, I just don't know what to do at this point and Kate's
like, yeah, I I don't know. But like, I think eventually
he'll just get bored of whatever he's doing and give up.
So anyways, next day it is lunch, lunch once again and
James comes in and he finds Kate and he's almost like they sit
down and he's almost like. He he's really stiff.
He's like not talking that much. And Kate's like, are you good?
Like, is everything OK? And James, like, dude, it's not
you. It's just the I just don't know
that kids going to do today. Like I'm not trying to lose any
more hair like that. That really hurt last night.
Like I was starting to bleed from my sculpt where he pulled
me. Like that was ridiculous.
And you know, Kate's like, yeah, that kids pretty weird.
Like, sorry you have to go through with that and speak of
the devil, dude, because at that point.
The emo kid walks in and this point.
He has a. Backpack on and he has a he.
Has a smaller stick. And he?
Has he has a? Stick in his hand, a smaller one
and a like a like a spirit Halloween wizard hat on and and
James is like. You gotta be kidding me, bro.
Like he was. You gotta be kidding me.
And at this point, Kate's like, what?
She turns around and she's like, Oh my God.
And the e-mail kid walks up and she's and he's like.
Ha, ha, ha. Like this is where you made your
mistake, James. This is where you made your last
mistake. And he walks out and he sits
next to and he like, stands up next to them.
He reaches into his backpack or whatever.
He takes out a piece of chalk he takes out.
The like a a plastic bag that has a hair in it presumably.
What's it James's hair? And he also has like a candle
set and a lighter and he sits down on there to he like sits
down next to them. And so they had concrete floors
in the in the in the lunchroom. So next to them he draws like a
pentagram, puts a bunch of like candles around.
Like the pentagram takes James's hair, puts it in the middle,
lights all the candles at this point, like this is taking like
2 minutes to do. Kate and James are just sitting
there looking at him completely aghast.
Like what is like just like, what is this kid?
What is this kid on? Like whatever he's on dude.
Like maybe get me some of that. Oh my God, no.
But they were just like, I mean, what are you supposed to do?
What are you supposed to say? So eventually.
The emo kid has his whole, I don't know, his magic setup is
all done or whatever you want to call it.
And he lights. Starts lighting all the candles.
He's like. James, this is your last chance.
Give me your. Girlfriend and I won't put a
spell on you and James. Like, dude, what do you mean?
Give me my girlfriend? Like it's a it's like a mutual
choice to be like girlfriend and boyfriend.
Like you're acting as if this is like the, the the 1600s or
something. And like and like the the wife
is the property of the husband, bro.
Like, what are you talking about?
And you know, he's like. One more chance bro, I'm about
to put a crazy spell on you if you don't give me your
girlfriend and Kate. This is when Kate.
Speaks up and he's like, dude, like even if he said that he was
going to give me to you, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going
to be your boy. Like I'm not going to be your
girlfriend, dude. And the e-mail kids like.
Well, I'm going to put a. Spell on you too, dude, if you
don't become like he literally threatens Kate is and he's like,
oh, if you don't become my girlfriend, I'm going to put a.
Spell on you as well which? OK, I might not be the smoothest
individual. I might not be.
I don't know the one that. Has the greatest pick up lines
of all time. My tender ones.
Pretty funny. I did steal it from my friend
but maybe I'll 5000 likes and I'll reveal it because it's it's
pretty funny but it's also embarrassing.
But here's one thing I do now. There's a very decent chance
that if you. Threaten to cast a spell on a
woman if she doesn't become your girlfriend.
She's. Probably, probably not 100%, but
probably not going to become your girlfriend.
I know I might be going out on a crazy limb right now and I you
guys might completely disagree and maybe you found your wife of
10 years who loves you very much from threatening her with
magical spells. I just don't think that's a
great way to do it. So eventually the emo kid
finishes up and then he lights the hair in the middle and then
he takes his magic wand, waves it around and starts seeing a
bunch of nonsense. And at this point, half the like
the the entire cafeteria has turned.
Is this like looking? They've almost like circled
around it like it was a school fight or something.
They've circled around it and they're just like, what the
Frick bro? Like, Oh my God.
Like what's going on right now? And eventually the emo kid like
points his magic wand at at James and is like ooga booga or
I don't know, he's just saying some nonsense.
And like literally 15 seconds of pure silence happened and then
very clearly nothing happens. And he's like, I'm going to give
you one more chance. I'm going to I'm going to count
to three. If you don't, you're going to
explode because of my spells. And James is like, I think I'm
going to take the risk. He's like 3 I'm gonna give you
one more chance, bro. Like I'm gonna give you one more
chance. And James like, Nope, I'm going
to take the risk here 2 And he's like, yeah, Nah, I'm good, man.
Like you can go ahead with this. If I explode, I explode.
Like that's tough. One last chance, dude.
I'm being super generous right now.
Just give me your girlfriend and we'll be all good here.
And James like, Nah, I'm chilling, bro.
He's like fine kicks. The emo kid literally kicks over
his magic like whatever set because I think he knew it
wasn't going to work anyways, which thankfully is concrete
floors and nothing like flammable because like the
candles fly all over the place or whatever.
And he storms out of there. He like storms out of there.
At this point. James sits back down.
He's like, you know, maybe we should go on days at night when
we're not in school. And Kate's like, you know.
That's not a bad idea. So the next day, Kate and James
actually don't sit together at lunch.
They sit separately. But yeah, so they, they just,
they decide that if they're going to like do anything, at
least for a little bit to do it outside of school, like after
school or at lunch or something like that.
But the e-mail? Kid once again comes up to James
and James is like. Oh my God.
Oh my God dude, like what? What now?
And the e-mail. Kid like he literally goes on
one knee and like kind of like present.
He's like he's down on one knee, puts his head down and says,
like, I concede, I concede the battle.
You win. Like I just like I tried
everything possible, but you are the better duelist.
Like I honorably concede. And in James's head, he's like,
bro, he didn't say this, but he's like, bro, you did not
honorably concede. You did the least honorable
kids. Like you did not concede
honorably. But at this point, James sees
this as a perfect opportunity for the emo kids to just stop.
So he's like, all right, man, like, it was a good battle.
It was really close. And you'll get them next time.
Like honestly, James is trying to be as chill as possible so
that the emo kid doesn't come back and be like, well, actually
I'm going to try more magic or something.
And the emo kid stands up and you like, kind of like, nods his
head and James nods his head back and the emo kid bows and
leaves. And yeah, after that point.
James and Kate actually were able to do lunch dates or
whatever in school. Again, the relationship lasted
like 6 months. It didn't last crazy long, but
Kate and James are so cool to this day.
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Ty. So anyways, Ty was going off to
camp and this was his first time doing an overnight camp.
So he was a little bit nervous and it was kind of like a
wilderness based overnight camp, but they were obviously in
cabins. Ty's parents did it before and
they actually met at this camp. So they were really pushing for
Ty to go. But the summer before he just
said that he, you know, wasn't ready and was going to do it the
next year. And of course the the next
summer rolls around and Ty's like, Oh my God, I said that.
So sure enough, Ty and his parents ship them off to this
camp. Ty's a little bit nervous about
it, but they say, hey man, it's going to be good for you.
Trust me. Like I know it's scary, but you
just got to do it. So anyways, they arrive at the
campground and they go, they walk over.
Ty and his parents walk over to the person who is signing
everyone in and it's some like, you know, some 25 year old dude
with a big old goofy smile on his face.
He's like, hey. Guys welcome.
To camp awesome that wasn't actually the name but we're
going to call it camp awesome Hi there buddy, what's your name?
He's like Ty Gooden and he's like Ty let me see There you are
buddy. All right, so you're going to be
in Group B over there. And he points us a group of kids
and like one counselor, whatever.
And Ty turns around to his parents.
His parents were like, all right.
Well, we'll see you in two weeks.
And Ty's like mom, like I don't know if I can do this.
And Ty, his dad, his dad kind of sits down and say, yeah, you got
this, buddy. Like, you don't need to worry
about it. Like, trust me, the two weeks
you're going to fly by and you're going to have so much
fun, you're not going to want to leave.
That's a guarantee for me. And Ty's like, all right.
So Ty walks over and he goes over to Group B.
And there was a big group of kids and, you know, the
counselors like, hey, guys, my name is Ben.
Don't worry, he's not the evil guy.
But hi guys, my name is Ben. Welcome.
Like to the camp. These are going to be the guys
who are in our group. We're going to be in the same
cabin together. We're going to do a lot of
activity activities together. You can still meet people in the
other groups, but these are going to be the guys you're
going to be seeing all the freaking time.
So start getting to know each other.
Let's go around, do some names. And so they went around and did
some names and Ty was just kind of like observing, like, all
right, well, that person seems kind of cool and whatever, like,
oh, we have that in common. And then it kind of comes around
to this one kid that Ty didn't even realize was there until
like a couple, like until he spoke up.
And this kid had these like long black swooshed hair, right?
He wore all black. He had these like rock band
T-shirts, these big like black boots.
He had this spiky like and brace necklace type thing.
And by the way, if you kind of dress emo, that's totally chill.
I don't really care. As long as you don't act like
this kid, you're cool in my book.
I say this every single time and this guy was kind of just known
as the emo kid. And since I don't, I don't want
to give him a name because I will forget it and then it'll be
very awkward. But we're just going to call him
the emo kid from this point on. And Ty didn't think anything
negatively. He was just like, oh, this guy
really does put a lot into the way he dresses, and he
definitely dresses with a lot of character.
Ty legitimately had no ill will or feelings of just like you,
this guy's dressing different than me or anything like that.
It was just an observation. And so later on, you know, they
have like they go to dinner together as a group and then
afterwards they have like the welcome to camp ritual,
whatever. They all sit around a big
campfire and like, they're like inaugurated in the class.
Of 2015. Or whatever, I don't know.
This took that this took place a little while ago, but anyways,
right, it's finally time for them to go back to their cabins
to figure out which bunks they want, etcetera like that.
So anyways, right, they get back there and they're just ran.
They the the the counselor dude who is their Group B counselor,
right? Who's also sleeping in the
cabins with them. He's like, well.
You know, just to make sure that no one feels left out, we've
already assigned bunks to everyone.
So he said, all right, Ty, you're in bunk A.
He says so and so you're in bunk B So and so you're bunks D and
then in bunk D, which they're in kind of like quads of four or
they're in kind of like groups of two, but they're bunk beds.
So it's 4. So in Ty's group of four, the
4th 1 was the emo kid. So the four of them walk over,
they go in their bunks, the camp counselor say, or the camp
counselor says, yo, if if you really want, you can talk to
your you're bunky about being top or bottom don't doesn't
really matter lol doesn't really matter.
And so sure enough, Ty and his bunk didn't.
They didn't really care. Ty was on the bottom.
He didn't really care. But anyways.
Flip. Over to the, you know, the emo
kid and the emo kid is like, you know, with this guy, and we're
going to call this guy Benjamin. He's a throwaway name, but
Benjamin was his bunk. And you know, the Benjamin is
like, hey, do you mind if I have the top?
And the emo kid is like, no, I must have the top.
I must keep watch at night. And everyone just kind of went
silent in that that group of three, they're like, or group
before they're kind of like Benjamin's like, all right, man,
that's fine. Bon Bonk's cool with me.
He's like, good. You've made a good choice
because I will watch you over the rest of night.
I have spoken. Everyone's like, OK, lot of
character in this guy. Funny guy.
Anyways, things seem pretty
normal. Pretty normal until you know
it's time for them to go to bed. So anyways, you know, they you
know, they go and they brush their teeth and then they get
into bed and the Cam counselor guy comes around like all right,
Group B, section A or whatever. You want me to call you guys?
Let's call you the A squad. Yeah, we're going to have a lot
of fun in the next two weeks. Just make sure no leaving the
camp or no leaving the cabin overnight.
Make sure that, you know, you follow any rules that, you know,
we ask you to be nice and, you know, be nice and like fair to
everyone and just, you know, have fun.
Anyways, good night guys. He walks out of there and so,
you know, the lights are turned off and they Ty in his back in
his top bunk and also Benjamin across from him.
They were talking for a little bit and the emo kid didn't
really join in. He was just sitting cross
legged, but like kind of like sitting very stiffly.
So he was very much not going to bed.
And eventually they're like, all right, I'm tired.
Goodnight. And they all kind of like go to
sleep at that point. And about 20 minutes later, Ty
has not fallen asleep because he's still feeling a little
weird. He's in a new environment.
He it's like dark or whatever. He's a little bit scared.
He's a young kid, whatever. He hears wrestling, right?
And that's when he hears steps, right?
And he realizes that the steps are coming from across from him
and it's coming from the top bunk across from him, meaning
the emo kid, you know, is starting to walk down the bunk.
He's like, all right, well, there's nothing too weird with
that. And that's when he hears because
there's like a door next to like their cabin.
So there's like multiple exits from the cabin.
He hears the door open and he watches as the emo kid walks
out. So Ty at this point is like
what? So he kind of gets up and the
person above him is completely asleep, but Benjamin and the kid
from the side of him is still awake and he's like.
Yo, Benjamin, Benjamin, he's like, yo, what's up?
He said. Emo kid.
I maybe said his actual name, but we're calling an emo.
He's like. Emo kid, He just.
Walked out the door. Benjamins like you can't do that
and. Ties like dude.
But he did. So anyways, they both get up.
And they both look out the window, but they're trying to do
it stealthily so that they're not caught, right?
And they see the emo kid literally just standing there,
standing there looking into the moon.
It is the creepiest, weirdest thing they have ever seen
because the kid is this literally freaking standing
there, bro. He's just standing there
observing the night sky. And they're all like, Oh my God,
dude, that's freaking weird. What is going on right now?
And you know, sure enough, you know, Ty and Benjamin are like,
all right, this kid is a little strange.
Make sure he doesn't like strangle us to death or
something in our sleep. I'm a little freaked out.
And that's when the emo kid out of nowhere does that 180° turn
and turns right looking at the window.
Ty and Benjamin quickly jumped down there like Oh my God.
DCS. DCS.
So like Ty starts to look up, he
like peeks a little bit into the window and quickly goes down
because he sees the emo kid walking towards the window.
And he's like, dude, dude, Benjamin, he's walking.
Towards the window. He's like crawl back, crawl back
to your bunks, crawl back to your bunks.
So they both crawl out of side of the window and they crawl
into their bunks and it's dark enough in the room for them to
do this without being super obvious.
And they're both in their bunks and Ty turns around under the
like under the the sheets, right.
And he? Geeks out.
And the emo. Kid is literally standing right
with his nose up against the window looking in.
And he's like, Oh my. God, this kid's insane.
Anyways, emo kid walks back in quietly, goes up the stairs
again and sits in the bed and supposedly goes to sleep.
Ty doesn't fall asleep for like another hour afterwards, but
eventually he opens his eyes to the camp counselor being like
Ty, Ty, come on, come on, we're we're going to be late.
And Ty's like Oh my God. And everyone else is like, yeah,
you slept in man. Actually, everyone in this bunk
guys, emo kids slept in and that's because everyone was so
freaked out that they couldn't go back to sleep.
But anyways, first day activities, they go outside and
during the day, they don't totally have to stick with their
group. They're actually assigned to
random groups. However, a lot of people in the
random group will be from their group because they're just
trying to make friends within the group.
So and they also go to meals together.
So like lunch or dinner or whatever is together.
And so anyways, the first activity of the day is not with
the emo kid. It is actually like kayak slash
canoe or whatever, either or one of those two.
And you know, Ty's a lot of fun and they go back to dinner or
lunch. Sorry.
They go to lunch as a group together.
And Ty's, you know, talking about what he was doing.
And the counselor kind of went around the table and was like,
oh, so Ty, what did you do? And Ty explains, Oh, so
Benjamin, what do you do? Benjamin explains, Oh, so emo
kid, what did you do? And he was like.
You know, I prayed to the overload.
And they're like, oh. I don't remember that being.
Activity, you know, kids like it's not it's necessary.
And he's like, OK, anyways, guys, so I'm going to read off
the people in your next activity because the way it worked was at
meals. So AG breakfast, the camp
counselor read off what group everyone else was in for
activities. And then at lunch, the camp
counselor read off what people be in for the afternoon
activities. And so the camp counselors like,
oh, so Ty, Benjamin and then an e-mail kid, you're all going to
be in the group 7 or whatever. And that happened to be like
something with like wood tool making or something kind of cool
like that. So anyways, after lunch, they
all head in that direction and Ty and Benjamin are like walking
together. However, the e-mail kid, it's
not like they were walking away from him, but the emo kid
intentionally stands like or like walks 10 feet behind them,
never breaking the distance. Like they always have 10 feet
between them and the emo kid. Never breaks it.
And he kind of walks weird. He walks very stiffly, yet he's
kind of like propped forward to a 30° angle.
His arms straight shoot like straight down.
And he kind of waddles a little bit like a Penguin, but it's
very intimidating and very weird.
And Benjamin kind of whispers like Ben.
Ben I can feel his eyes in the back of my head and or not bend,
but Ty Ty I can feel his eyes in the back of my head.
Ty's like dude Benjamin, I know, I know.
So anyways. They got there and the Cam
counselor dude is like, hey guys, welcome to woodworking.
It's going to be a lot of fun. You can make whatever tools or
whatever you want. All I all I ask is that when
you're using the this blade that you know I'm there and help you
guiding it. And also if you want any like I
don't know. If you want any inspiration or
questions, come to me and it's all cool.
So anyways, time Benjamin, sit down.
They're like, oh, let's make like wooden knives or something.
So they're given a pocket knife and they're taught how to
whittle away. It's like always you got to face
it away from you. Never face it towards you.
If I see you guys facing it towards you, I got to revoke
you. Now privileges.
Not true. You're not trying to be that
guy, but it's part of the jab. So anyways, right, They look
over and they see the emo kid and he's like.
Whittling away at the spoon and he's or at this at the stick.
And they're all like, so eventually at the end of class
there or at the end of the activity, they're asked to go
around in a circle and say a little bit about what they made
and show it off. So ty's like, all right, well,
here's like a butter knife and didn't turn out that well.
When everyone laughs a little bit and the camp counselors
like, dude, it's fire. That's your first time.
Don't even worry about it. Eventually comes around to the
emo kid and the emo kid is like whips out this like almost
perfectly whittled like this is like really professionally well
done and the camp counselor I was like.
Wow, what is that? He's like, this is a wand for my
warlock activities. Nobody better cross me now that
I've access to my most powerful weapon of a wand.
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So Fast forward a couple days into the week and every single
day the emo kids been doing weird things.
So right now is a Wednesday. For context, they got there on a
Sunday night. So this Wednesday night,
Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of becoming like the side character
for Ty, like he's becoming like pretty close friends.
And Ty and Benjamin are kind of like talking about the emo kid
and being like kind of tracking the weird things he's been
doing. But tonight is one of the
weirdest things he's done. So once again, Ty and Benjamin
have been noticing that the emo kid has been going outside every
single time, like 15 minutes after they go to sleep.
So Ty and Benjamin, they both get in bed and when the lights
are turned off, they wait about 15 minutes and sure enough, the
emo kid gets out bed and walks down the steps and he walks
outside and he walks to kind of this like big forest clearing.
So Ty and Benjamin, they both walk over and they both look up
and they look out of the window and they're looking out and they
see the. Emo kid and normally he just
stands there blankly but this time was different.
He was getting to work, they saw the stick that he made and the
wands then like the wand craft whatever class and or the
woodsmanship craft class and he takes the end of it.
That isn't point indeed where you do the spell and he puts it
into the dirt because he's standing on a pretty big dirt
clearing and he starts drawing this circle, this very big
circle. And and Ty looks over Benjamin
is like, dude, what on earth is going on?
Like, what is this kid doing? And Benjamin's like, dude, I
have no idea. And they look at it and he's
drawn a complete perfect circle around him.
And then he steps out of it and then he starts making lines
within the circle. He goes from the top of it down,
up, down, across, up. He's made a perfect upside down
pentagram. And if you don't know, that's
basically like a sign of like ship or the something.
So at this point, right, Ty and his friend are freaking out.
They're like, Oh my God, he's trying to like summon something.
And sure enough, the emo kid starts like waving his wand
around in these weird directions and starts like spinning around
in a circle and making these like weird movements.
And if TikTok was around, I bet Ty would have been like, bro, is
he trying to do a TikTok dance or something?
But anyways, Ty and Benjamin are watching as the emo kid after
making the upside down pentagram just starts waving it around and
starts speaking like because they crack the window was
cracked open a little bit and they start hearing like a real
like some weird. OK, maybe it wasn't as goofy as
that, but he was kind of talking these like weird tongues or
whatever. And that's when they heard the
light flick on. Not in their room because they
would have seen that they heard the light flick on in the middle
cabin, the middle part or the middle part of the cabin.
That is where the camp counselor lived.
He must have heard or must have felt like some kind of
disturbance or something because they see the emo kid drop his
like grab his wand and Sprint out of there and Sprint so
quickly. He goes to the backroom and
that's when like Ty and Benjamin are like, Oh my God, he's
sprinting here. So they quickly jump into bed
and are, you know when, I don't know if you guys did this, but
like when you're, when you were up later than you should and
you're your mom is about to run into like open the room and you
just jump into your bed and then you just stay super, super,
super still. That was them.
Like it doesn't matter if you're sprawled out in a weird
position, you're staying as still as possible.
So they jump in, they're super still and, and they watch as the
door opens and the emo kid runs in and runs UPS up to like the
second bunk and just sits in there.
And that's when like they see like literally 10 seconds after
the emo kid gets into his bed, they see the light flicker on
and the, and the Cam counselor who's for cabin B or whatever
walks in his like, hey, hey, hey, I saw something out there.
And you guys go out there and like, you know, everyone's
pretending to be like what? Like they just woke up.
The emo kid is really pretending to be like.
What? I don't know what's going on
bro. And obviously Ty and Benjamin,
you know, they're trying to like, pretend like they weren't
up watching the whole thing. And the kid on the very top of
like, Ty just is still completely asleep.
So counselors like, all right, whatever.
He's like, all right, Well, remember, it's a punchable
offense if you guys leave the cabin during the night.
Like, you will be forced to go back home.
And you don't want to miss the fun retreat we're doing this
weekend. They're all like, all right.
They're like, yeah, it wasn't us.
I don't know what it is. And that's when the camp
counselors like, what? And he?
Sees he looks outside. The window.
And that's when he sees it. He's like stay here and he goes
outside and they all watch as he walks outside and he sees like
the the upside down pentagram, like drawn into the circle or
whatever, drawn into the dirt. And he's just looking at it.
And he takes out like his iPhone 4 because it was like 2015 or
whatever and takes a photo of it with like flash takes another
photo, steps back, takes another photo and everyone else pretends
to be asleep as they go back in. Next day rolls around and
they're walking to their first activity from breakfast and
time. Benjamin happened to be in the
same group and. I was like, dude, the emo kids.
Insane like that was ridiculous last night.
Benjamin's like I've never been more freaked out besides the
first night, bro like this, this kids insane.
And at this point they start talking about the camping
retreat. So I mentioned this like a
couple minutes ago when the camp counselor said you guys, you
guys don't want to miss the special fun camping retreat
we're doing. So they stayed out in cabins,
but part of the wilderness camp, whatever.
At the very end of it, at the very like the last Friday night
to Saturday, they go, they hike out kind of far farther out into
the woods. They bring like camping
equipment and they kind of like camp out like that.
So they both of like Ty and Benjamin were a little bit
worried because that basically meant that they were going by
group and they were going to be out in the woods in tents by
themselves with the creepy e-mail kid.
So anyways, let's just Fast forward to that day.
It's Friday and everyone is kind of packing their little bags and
the camp counselor for each group.
Packs their leg supply kit, medical supplies, radio, the
food that they're going to be eating.
And he's like, all right, everyone grab, like everyone,
like groups of two grab a tent. And so sure enough, people pair
up and Benjamin and Ty are together and they grab this tent
and they start walking over to the campsite and time Benjamin
are like, Benjamin was like, dude, I heard that like, you
know, there's only like enough tents so that like, we have to
pair up with someone. And he said.
I heard that it's random. I heard that we don't get to
choose who we pair up with. Ties like dude, that's.
Insane. We already have friends.
I get in the beginning them assigning us stuff but like we
know people now this is the last day.
Like why would we need to sign bunk with someone random and
they're and Benjamin's like dude I don't know if that's true
that's just what I heard. So eventually they get to the
campsite. Anyways, so they get to the
campsite, right and you know, they start doing, they set up,
they're kind of like they sit around a bunch of logs.
So they they like light a little fire and they've like baked
beans in a can or something. Then they also go out and they
kind of like clear the land for to put down the tents.
They all set up a bunch of tents in the group of two that they
carried it over in. And Ty at this point is
thinking, all right, we're good because I'm going to be with
Benjamin because I mean, we're in groups of two already.
Why would they need to reassign US groups?
And so once again, they were as back to the campsite.
We're not the the original campsite, but the little
campfire they made. It's getting kind of late and
the camp counselors like, all right, guys, time for me to sign
you your bunk mates or your camp tent mates and tying his head.
It's like. No, no, no, no, no.
So Benjamin and so and so, so and so and so and so, so.
And you know, when there's like that one guy you don't want to
be with or something like that, and like you're being assigned
in a list and you and you don't hear your name, but you also
don't hear his name. And the number of combinations
starts getting smaller and smaller and smaller and you
start freaking out. Well, this is what was happening
to Ty until he realized that he was doomed before, you know, the
words were even said because the camp counselor went through the
entire. List but he didn't say Ty's name
or the emo kids name. And that's when the camp
counselor said Ty and the emo kid obviously said his real
name, but you know what I mean. And Ty was just like, oh, I'm
not going to make it tonight. I'm not going to survive.
I better write some like my some letters to my mom saying I love
you because I'm not making it tonight.
Oh my God. And Benjamin is just staring at
him, like, and afterwards walks up to him and says, hey, if you
need help, Yep. Like, we got to come up with
some kind of signal. So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to
like, I don't like, I'm just going to run out of there.
And I'm going to run over to like, no signals, no, nothing.
I'm running over to your campsite if anything happens.
And Benjamin's like, all right, that's totally fine, man.
So anyways, Ty goes up to the e-mail kids.
Like, so looks like we're bunking.
And the emo kid is like, interesting.
And Ty's like, yeah, man, he's like.
Well, I guess you're one of my more favorite mortals that I
know. The ties like yeah.
So they both like put down their sleeping bags in this kind of
very cramped tent and Ties is sitting there like.
OK. OK.
And they have this kind of light and it's like one of those like
battery powered lights and the emo kids say goodnight tie and
turns it off and ties like. Like starts completely freaking
out. He's like, OK, OK, I can't see
anything. But we're OK.
And that's when he hears the emo kid stand up.
And ty's like no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No.
And the emo kid is like standing above him and he's like, all
right, well maybe I should just accept my destiny.
And that's when the e-mail kid, instead of striking him over
there at the rock or something, just leaves.
He opens up the camp tent and walks out.
And Ty's like what? So Ty, kind of like.
Gets up and he looks out. He sees the emo kid and the emo.
Kid is like standing, or he's like crouching.
On all fours. And then he starts howling,
starts howling to the full moon. He's like, it's like a really
weird howl. And Ty's is like, what?
And that's when he hears the kind of like the camp counselor
who's with us be like, hey, hey, who's that?
You're not allowed to be outside your campsite.
And you just see the emo kid go. Huh.
Uh. Oh, and just.
Sprints towards like the sprints towards the tent so Ty jumps
back into his bed and the emo kid who's not very coordinated
apparently instead of like jumping through the wind like
the the open flap jumps right through the tent, so breaks
right through the tarp of the tent cracks the entire thing.
The entire thing comes collapsing down and Ty just Ty's
was like has his eyes closed as the entire tent falls on top of
him and that's when you hear all this yelling.
Calling and the camp counselor. Is like, what's going on over
here? Are you guys all right?
And he just starts ruffling, rummaging through all the rubble
and stuff. And Ty starts like getting up
and he pushes the stuff off of him.
The camp counselor was like, was that you out there doing those
howling noises? He's like, no.
And then sure enough, the emo kid is just standing there.
You and he says to him like you wouldn't understand what I was
doing and. The camp counselor was like.
It was all I told you before that you can't be leaving your
tent during the night time. Like after I said goodbye, you
were supposed to go to your tent and not leave it.
You were out there. He's like.
I was performing a protection ritual.
And camp, camp counselor was like, what?
I was performing a protection ritual so that everyone would
be. Safe at night from the demons
and. Ghosts of the Underworlds.
Camp counselors like what? And at that point, right, they
just realized, OK, this is the last cause.
And at this point, the worst thing was that there was nowhere
for them to sleep because the camp was completely destroyed or
the tent was completely destroyed.
So the camp counselors like fine you 2 bring your sleeping bags.
You can sleep in my tent. So the three of them are are
kind of like crushed in there and eventually camp counselors
like, all right, you 2 are in here.
I'm going to sleep outside. No shenanigans.
So it was the most. Uncomfortable sleep of Ty's
entire life. But eventually the day's over,
he gets up, you know, they start packing up their stuff and
they're walking back to the campsite.
And that's when Ty meets up with Benjamin and he's like, dude.
Like what have like you're not going to believe it And
Benjamin's like I heard a lot of yelling are you OK?
Ty tells them the story. He's like dude that's insane.
So anyways they get back and Ty's think Ty actually had a
really good time at the camp minus the emo kid like cringe
fest or whatever. Eventually Ty's parents come to
pick him up and Ty's mom's like man, you got to tell me all
about it. Like how was it?
Ty's like it was really good but it's quite a story.
And so for the entire like 2 hour car ride back, Ty tells
them the entire story and let me just click on the video on
screen right now. I know you'll enjoy it.
Just click it, do it. How's it going everyone?
I hope you're having a great day because today we have a story of
probably one of the cringiest emo kids on planet earth.
I'm not even kidding. This is probably one of the
craziest stories I've received. So sit back, relax, grab
something to eat, grab some of the drink, and let's call
today's subscriber who submitted this story.
Let's call him Oliver. So this all happened back in the
good old days of like 20/14/2015.
When like goth, emo, all that type of stuff with like super
popular and by the way, if you dress goth or emo, I literally
don't care. That's a totally fine style.
As long as you aren't an emo kid like this kid, you're totally
cool in my book. So anyways, right, This all
started when Oliver and his friends were in the mall.
And this was way back in the day and Oliver and his friends were
just kind of like walking around in the mall.
They were trying to figure out something to do.
I mean, it was a Saturday. So I mean, who knows?
Like, you know, I mean, like they they were trying to figure
out something that they wanted to do.
And Oliver's friend was like, Hey man, do you mind if we stop
in Hot Topic? Hot Topic is AT shirt store that
sells a lot of store. A lot of stores sells a lot of
different types of T-shirts, a lot of like trending stuff, a
lot of like, and since, you know, emo and goth was kind of
trending at the time, they sold a lot of shirts and a tire that
really fit with that outfit. Like you got like black T-shirt
that says like society and then you got like a a spiky collar.
I don't know man. But anyways, right, Oliver and
his friends stopped in Hot Topic and Oliver wasn't really there
to buy something. So he was kind of just walking
around and chilling and he accidentally bumps into the emo
guy or the emo guy introducing a new guy, emo kid, whatever will
come the emo kid. So anyways, right, this kid
turns around and he's got this like this black T-shirt on.
He's got a spiky choler, spiky collared choker type thing.
He's got black pants, he's got black shoes on.
His hair is black and it's like slicked down.
So he has these like massive, really weird bangs where you
can't even see his face. He's like, watch where you're
going. Punk and Oliver's like, sorry
man. He's like, wait, I knew you
dude, you're from my school. And Oliver's like, yeah, I think
we're in class. Together.
No, I've I've seen you. Around though, because Oliver's
starting to remember this one time he saw this really weirdo
looking kid. Who was like, man, no one gets
me. And so sure enough, the kid, the
kid, the e-mail kid is like. Bro, I don't think you bumped
into me on purpose, I think you were coming for me in my hand.
And Oliver's like, dude, what? What?
What are you talking about? And the e-mail kids like bro, I
think we both know that you just hate the emo kids and two other
e-mail kids appear at as some like.
Peer basically appear out of thin.
Air and they were like what's this kid talking about?
Like what's going on over here? And the e-mail kids like yeah,
this kid over here is my school and he hates me on purpose and
he just bumped into me and it was crazy.
I I I you can't do this to us, man.
And the other e-mail kids like, yeah, what do you have against
in the e-mail? Kids in this point, right?
Oliver Lewis literally just standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt
store because his friend wanted to buy a T-shirt.
And Oliver's head, he's like, bro, please hurry up and get
that T-shirt. But he says, look, I
accidentally bumped into this kid like this guy.
I'm sorry, it's not on purpose. You can trust me and the emo.
Kids. Like no dude I totally know what
like a bump on purpose would feel like.
That one felt so purposeful. Like I literally felt the
purpose in the bump. It was crazy.
And Oliver's like, dude, what do you mean by that?
And the emo kids like, are you getting aggressive with me, son?
Or do you want to fight me, son? Oh, he wants to fight me, dude.
And at this point, Oliver's like, all right, guys, all right
boys, have a good day. Oliver goes over, finds his
friend. He's like, dude, I got I met a
bunch of weirdo. They wanna fight me.
I literally bumped into them and his Olivers friends.
Like, all right, dude, that's like, all right, we'll go.
That's. Fine.
And then? Olivers friend sees this like
pack of like emo kids walk over and Olivers friend starts
cracking up. He's like, bro, you can't be,
you can't seriously think, wait, these kids?
These kids want to fight. You, dude.
They're not going to do anything.
They can probably barely walk here without.
Fainting. And the kids are, like, waddling
over. And the emo kids, like, don't
think I forgot what you did, man.
And so sure enough, right, You know, Oliver and his friend,
they buy the T-shirt, they leave.
And, you know, Oliver is telling his friends all about what's
going down. His friends, like, completely
laughing. They find it hilarious.
And that's because Oliver thinks himself, well, I'm never going
to see these kids again. It doesn't really matter, right?
Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong? Because this started one of the
most insane sagas that Oliver has ever has ever had in his
life. He was telling me that like,
he's experienced a lot of crazy things, but the story that is to
follow what just happened is probably the craziest thing that
ever happened to Oliver ever. So skip forward a week.
An entire week has passed by. Actually a little bit more
because it's not a weekend, Oliver.
It's a Monday morning. He gets up, He's like, Oh my
God, I got to go in. So, you know, he gets up, eats
breakfast, gets on the bus. It's just like, oh.
My God, man is. It.
Already. Monday, dude.
That's. Freaking crazy.
He gets into school and he's walking to his locker all kind
of like half awake or whatever. He is his back, back on.
So he gets to his locker and that's when he realizes that
something something's wrong because his locker is like
halfway open and like the lockers didn't have locks on
them, but Oliver always like closed it by the end of the day.
He grabbed his backpack and he would shut it all the way and it
would close. And he noticed.
It was halfway open, which was weird because no other lockers
were halfway open. I mean, somewhere, but they were
very obvious. The people just left them open
or whatever. And Oliver goes up to his
locker. He opens it very close, like
very, very slowly. And that's when he sees a little
something in the background. You know, he sees a little
something in the very far back of his locker.
So he you know, he gets his like his iPhone like 3 or whatever
opens up his flashlight app or I remember when that was the thing
shines it. And sure enough.
He sees in like in the back of his locker in like black marker.
He sees a like a skull and crossbones like scribbled on
there and then said, you're next fear us.
And you know, at this point Oliver is like, what?
What? Huh.
What? What?
Like what's going on here, boys? Like I don't why?
And so sure enough, like Oliver like hits up his friend.
He's like bro, did you do this? And his friends like dude, no,
I'm not cringe. And and Oliver is like, alright,
well, if it wasn't you guys, well then who could've like,
that's, that's really weird. And remember the whole emo
experience with the emo kid thing that happened at Hot Topic
over a week ago was a pretty crazy experience.
But at that time, Oliver had completely forgotten because
don't forget that the main emo kid actually went to Oliver
school and Oliver recognized him from being in the hallways once.
So Oliver didn't even think for a second, like he didn't even
think of the emo kids when he was like, all right, who's
probably going to be the one like who did this?
Who's most likely that like probably went through and was
trying to mess with me or whatever.
And Oliver just didn't even think of the e-mail kid.
So give it a couple days, right? Couple days later, you know,
Oliver is kind of like towards the end of school and most
people are gone. You know, Oliver's just like
waiting. It's after class.
Oliver's like waiting to go be picked up, but then he's like,
oh shoot, I forgot my backpack. I don't know what happens or
whatever. So, Oliver.
'S walking back to his locker and this is where it's actually
a little creepy because he starts walking back to his
locker and it's like he looks at his locker and it's just
scribbled in black pen like nothing else.
No other lockers, it says. His locker.
Has all these. Black X's all over them and it's
done Sharpie or whatever, but he's like OK, whatever.
This is kind of serious because he looks around and no one else
is around him. So this.
Is kind of weird now. He's definitely feeling kind of
uncomfortable at the moment. So he goes in there and goes to
grab his backpack and he sees a piece of paper sitting there.
So he grabs the piece of paper. He realizes it's a letter, but
he doesn't read it yet because he grabs his backpack.
He gets on out of there and he goes out of the school and now
he's standing where, you know, people are getting picked up or
whatever. And this is where he feels more
comfortable to actually read the letter.
So he opens up the letter and says I'm going to try and read
in the e-mail kid voice. Don't think you could have
gotten away from us, man. The emo kids have not forgotten
your sins and you shall pay for them next time.
Don't mess with the popular loaders, ever.
Again And then it had this like weird, like Raven at the bottom
and apparently that was like the emo Guild crust Crest or
whatever. Dude I I don't know, but at this
point Oliver's like Oh my God, it's the freaking emo kid that I
bumped into. With the hot Topic, that's the
kid behind all this or whatever. So he's like, all right, I'm
just gonna, next time I see him, I'm just gonna tell him to leave
me alone. And the kind of I'm just gonna
scare him. He's full of nothing, right?
He's full of nothing. And so sure enough, the next day
rolls around and he gets on the bus and.
Once again, Oliver isn't even really thinking about the weird
stuff going on, but he gets on the bus and he's half awake and
he's looking. You know how you walk down the
bus and you can see all the people sitting in the seats?
He looks in the way back and he's like stops for a second
because he sees something that's very reckoned that he remembers.
Long black hair bangs in the front of the face.
And he's like, Oh my God, wait, wait, that's the e-mail, kid.
And all of a sudden he hears coming back the bus.
Right, hello there, Oliver. Why don't you sit next to me?
And Oliver is like. How does he know my name?
Whatever. And Oliver is like, all right,
well, this is going to be actually a great opportunity for
me to sit down and kind of like, scare this kid and tell him to
like, basically to piss off, right?
So Oliver gets to the back of the bus.
And he sees the emo kid and he sits there.
He's like, dude, I don't know what's up with you, but why?
Why do you keep doing weird things to my locker?
And he says. And the emo kids like so you've
noticed. You've noticed that the emo
Guild has noticed your presence and has decided that you are
mortal enemy #1. And Olivers like what?
The emo kids like so you must not know about the emo Guild.
Well someone so ignorant as you probably would have known that
anyways. But anyways, the emo Guild is
the Guild of all the emails in our area.
They get together and since everyone's a hater in part of
society, we have decided to Guild together and join our
forces and if anyone strikes one of us we will all combined and
strike them down. 20 times is hard.
And Oliver's like, all right, man.
Well, you struck pretty hard at the locker.
Scared me, got me good. Nemo kids like Nice Tray Oliver,
if that even is your real name. Oliver's like, yes, that's my
birth name. He's like, whatever, you don't
even know what's coming next. Real quick if you made it.
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Let's get back to the story. So eventually the bus gets to
the stop, the bus stop where the school is, Oliver gets up and
the e-mail kids like. Wait, you must know that you are
facing off against the e-mail clan and you will not have any
idea of what's coming and. Oliver's like, all right, can I
at least get your name so I can know who I'm facing off against?
Ben, I guess that is only what a respectable do list would do
anyways. So fair.
I am Sir Ben the Great Wizard, Archduke Nemesis.
Leonardo DiCaprio, the third. And Oliver is like.
So your name is Ben? Yes.
Whatever that is my moral name. And Oliver is like, okay, Ben.
It is Ben and. He's like, all right, I don't
need to hear it. Fine, OK, bye.
So Oliver walks away and it's like, all right, Oliver's
thinking on this. He's like, you know what?
These kids are weird and they have way too much time on their
hands, so I don't really want to see what like weird concoction
of weird stuff they decide to put in my locker or whatever.
They decide to do. I don't want to see it.
So you know what, I'm going to strike back.
I'm going to figure out everything about this Ben kid
and I'm going to have a little ammunition to I'm.
Not going to say blackmail him, but blackmail him.
It just is what it. Is man, I'm sorry.
Like they're playing dirty. I'm playing dirty, sorry.
Right? So sorry if you don't, if you
don't hate the player. Hate the game?
Right. So anyways.
Oliver immediately starts hitting up all of his friends.
He's like, do you know this Ben kid?
They're like, now, now I don't know this Ben kid one kids like,
yeah, he's a weird emo kid. He's like, all right, what do
you know about him? He's like, he's weird and emo or
something. And Oliver's like, you're not,
you're no help. So anyways, Oliver eventually
talks to his friend Stormy, who's a girl.
And you know, you know, Oliver's like, hey, sorry, I'm trying to
find this weird kid is like trying to like, beef with me.
I just want to find dirt on him. Do you know this kid, Ben
Stormy's like, oh, do I know Ben?
And Oliver's like, yes. Yes.
Do you know something? Let's go.
And he's like, please, please tell me whatever Stormy's like.
Well, you know Kate, right? And Ben's like, not Ben.
Sorry. Oliver's like, yeah, I know,
Kate. So Ben, the e-mail kid guy,
that's like being weird with you, is what Stormy's saying has
a massive crush on Kate, and Kate knows it.
And you know, Kate hasn't necessarily said no to him yet.
He hasn't made any advances. And Oliver is like, thank you,
thank you, thank. You, that's all.
I. Need can I talk to Kate for a
second? And, you know, Storm's like,
yeah, sure. Like, whatever.
So eventually Stormy sets Kate and Oliver up.
And Oliver's like, hey, please. He explains the entire
situation. And Kate's like, look, Ben, the
emo kid has been weird to me for a very long time.
Like, I used to think it was this funny, but he's weird.
He keeps looking at me. He keeps right, like, he keeps,
like professing his love to me. You know what?
I'll team up with you. We'll take him down.
Oliver's ecstatic at this point. So basically, they come up with
a plan. If the emo next time.
The Emo. Kids strike.
Oliver is going to find the e-mail kid and ask for like
mercy. And the e-mail kid doesn't give
him mercy. And you know, Oliver doesn't
actually expect him to give him mercy.
Basically assuming the e-mail kid doesn't give him mercy,
Oliver is going to say, well, I'm going to give you one more
chance to give me mercy. And the emo kids, he's going to
be like, what? What do you mean?
Like I have the upper ground. And then all of a sudden Oliver
is going to like pull out like a basically text message
conversation with Kate, which is going to be fabricated about
about how like he knows someone perfect for for her and how like
Oliver's friend who we'll just call BA.
No, we're not going to, we're going to call him.
What should we call him? Oliver's friend Ryan is like
perfect for Kate. And the truth is Kate has like a
crush on Ryan. And Oliver's basically going to
say, hey, if you do any, like if you do anything else, I'm going
to set up Ryan and Kate. And Kate already thinks Ryan is
super attractive and Ryan is down to get with her.
And I have all the power to connect them.
And you will never be able to date Kate or yeah, you'll never
be able to date Kate ever again. And this will destroy the e-mail
Kate. So anyways, after this plan is
done, once again, Oliver is walking back to his locker.
And sure enough, once again, like, you know, and he reported
last time all the like the the exes and stuff, and the janitor
came and cleaned it up. And one, he goes to the locker
and sure enough, there is this like crudely drawn black Raven.
And then it says emo, emo Guild underneath it.
And so, you know, Oliver's like, all right, they struck again.
Let's see if this. Kids on the bus.
So the next day, Oliver is really hoping that the emo kid
takes the bus again because this would be kind of difficult to go
and find them. But sure enough, the emo kid is
sitting in the back with his like weird super long hair
that's like covering his entire face.
He's like he's wearing like he, he has this like robe today,
this like black Cape or whatever or something.
He's sitting there and he's like Oliver.
I've seen. Do you want to sit next to me?
And because I don't know if you've seen your lacquer
yesterday, but it has a little, I don't know, it has a little
something. On it.
And Oliver's like, yes, Ben, I know.
I was wondering if we could talk about, you know, maybe a
surrender. My surrender.
And the emo. Kids like I knew it.
I knew you were weak, I knew you were sad.
But no, I will not show you mercy.
I will just not do it. It's not in the way of the emo
Guild because you're a part of society.
Freak society bro. And Oliver's like, look, Ben,
I'm going to give you one more chance to reconsider.
The emo kids like what? Give me a chance to reconsider.
You're asking me for my forgiveness.
I will not reconsider anything. And Oliver's like, fine, I know
about. Kate the emo kids like what?
You know about my love. I can barely keep a straight
face doing this anyway. Emo kids like.
You know about my love. And Oliver's like, yes, in fact.
I know more than that. You know Kate, right?
Well, I have a friend, Ryan. He's a good.
Looking man and I was talking to Kate and I was talking to her
about Ryan and I just asked her, you know what she thought?
And Kate confessed to me. That she really thinks Ryan is
so attractive. And you know who's my best
friend? Ryan.
You know who Ryan finds attractive?
Kate. And with a snap of my fingers,
Mr. Emo Man, I could set the two of them up.
And you will never have a chance to date her for the rest of high
school or middle school. I don't care, right.
For the rest of high school. And I mean, it's not like that
Ben the emo kid was going to date her anyways.
But the emo kid was like, no, what do you want?
You cruel beast, You cruel monster.
I don't know why you put my love up like that.
You can have whatever you want. You can have my riches, you can
have my gold, you can have my Twilight limited edition series
books, and by the other himself you can have anything of mine.
And Oliver's like, dude, I just want you and your weirdo friends
to stop. Emo kids like emo Guild is not
going to like this. They'll know that I have a
weakness. I might be kicked out of the emo
Guild, no? And Oliver's like, all right,
well. If you're.
If they're not. Going to stop if your buddies
aren't going to stop you and your weirdos aren't going to
stop harassing me. Well then you know what Kate and
my friend Ryan are going to be. Sitting in a tree.
Emo kiss. I knew.
Don't say it. Don't say it.
KIS no SIN. No G no.
Fine. Fine.
Oliver, you cruel monster. You can have whatever you want
then. Fine.
Well, fine. We'll do it.
No. Nothing more will happen.
I'll tell the e-mail Gil that. But you surrendered to me and I
was merciful because that's part of the emo Guild.
And Oliver's like, didn't you say that was the opposite?
It doesn't matter, Oliver. I'm trying to work with you,
idiot. And Oliver's like, OK, you know
what if this is? True, Kate, you know, Kate and
Ryan, you know they're not going to be like that, but just so you
know. If you are one of your little
emo friends, do. Anything.
To me, anything. Kate and Ryan are a thing.
Emo kids like fine, you drive a hardback and I'll call out the
attacks. And from that point on, Oliver
has never received another e-mail style.
I don't even know. If you could call it an attack,
but he never received weird stuff in his locker or weird in
carvings and. The E-mail Guild.
Or anything like that. And he lived happily ever after.
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Today I got a story. Time for you guys about probably
one of the weirdest, strangest emo kids to ever exist.
So yeah, I don't know, Get something to eat, get
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And let's call today's subscriber who submitted the
story. Let's call her Claire.
So this takes place during Claire's class, right?
She during school, she was in class.
And there's this boy that Claire was talking to.
And she, you know, she kind of liked them, right?
Hey man, it happens, you know, life happens.
Let's call this guy Ben because. I'm not creative, man.
There's also another girl in. Claire's class.
And we're just going to call her the emo girl.
And Claire didn't know this at the time, but she really did
know this. She really got to know this
pretty soon. But at the time, she didn't know
that the emo girl had a massive crush on Ben, right?
And part of me. Feels for the emo girl a little
bit like I've definitely been in situations where in middle
school I had a crush on this girl and she was obviously
talking to another guy that like, you know, would have
definitely gotten her like. I I was not the one for her,
some other guy was. It sucks man.
It really does. I'm not going to say it doesn't.
However, it doesn't justify the. Actions that you'll see in this
video which are pretty crazy. But anyways, right, So this all
started one day when Claire was talking to Ben.
And she was. Sitting there and, you know,
she's talking to Ben and it kind of seemed like Ben was going to
like her back and he was very engaged talking to her.
Like they were flirting a lot. And this is when you know Claire
like. Kind.
Of like spaced out a little bit. You know, when you're like
looking at someone and then you kind of space out a little bit
and you look at all the stuff behind them.
When you're like focus of vision kind of changes and shifts.
So she kind of like spaced out a little bit and looked behind Ben
and she very briefly made eye contact with this emo girl in
her class. If you dress emo.
This video is not against you, I think the style is totally fine
and I like you either way. As long as you don't act.
Like this emo girl? Then you're totally fine.
So basically right. This girl had super long dyed
black hair. She was like a natural, like a
brunette met like a year ago, but then she dyed it all black.
She wears all these like goth skull rings or whatever and it's
kind of the style, you know what I mean?
And sure enough, this emo girl that Claire doesn't really talk
to just cuz they were never really friends is just staring
into like the pits of her souls do like the pits of her souls
staring into like the, I don't know what I'm trying to say.
She they. Were just like deeply staring at
her very, very kind of like angrily and Claire quickly
breaks eye contact because like, I don't know man, she's.
She's not trying to like, she's just like, I'm not engaging with
this. Like, let's hope that's a
coincidence. Claire completely forgets about
that and goes back to talking with Ben, right?
And so sure enough, you know she's talking to Ben.
She's like flirting, whatever, right?
Insert flirtatious conversation. And by the end of the
conversation, you know, the bell rings or whatever and Claire
leaves to go to either recess, lunch, another class, I don't
know specifically what, but whatever it was, she leaves to
go and do it. And the emo girl quickly follows
behind her, like the emo girl was kind of far behind her in
class. So the emo.
Girl is like speed walking towards her and Claire is kind
of thinking oh boy, I guess that eye contact earlier today was
not an accident. It was not like an A mistake.
You know how you sometimes like I know I'll do this, I'll like
space out and not even pay attention and then realize I've
been staring at someone for like 5 minutes.
I'm just like Oh my God I'm so sorry.
I swear I'm just zoning out. And Claire was kind of hoping
that the emo girl just happened to be accidentally staring into
her soul through her. But yeah, it was not an accident
because the e-mail girl walks up to her is like.
Hey, we gotta talk. And Claire's like.
Okay, and the e-mail girl is like, I don't know if you know
this. But Ben, Ben is mine, he is my
boyfriend. And I don't want to see you
start talking to him and. Claire is really taking him back
because at first she's like, oh wait, is Ben dating someone?
Like I've talked to all my friends and I'm pretty like, I
because like, Claire made sure beforehand that, you know, Ben
wasn't dating anyone. So she could kind of like show
that she was interested and not get rejected or whatever.
And she was pretty sure that he wasn't dating anyone.
And also, if he was to date someone, Claire didn't.
I really think that the emo girl was his type, but she was like,
oh, so you're dating him and the emo girl is like, well, not yet.
But he's mine. Don't question my authority on
this matter. You will.
You will suffer the consequences if you want to steal my
boyfriend away from me. And Claire's just like what?
What do you mean your boyfriend? So you guys are dating or aren't
dating? She's like, well, not yet, but
like super soon. Like it's totally happening.
And The thing is. Claire, you're just.
Getting in the way of this, you're getting in the way of
what is meant to be I was performing a spell last night
and in my cauldron I got like the spirits told me that Ben and
I are meant to be together and if you want to get in the way of
spirits and magic, well then by. By all means like go ahead and
curse yourself, but I'm just letting you know that if you get
in between Ben and I becoming boyfriend and girlfriend and
soon to be husband and wife forever then you will regret it.
And the emo girl kind of like, hunches over and like shuffles
away. And Claire was just.
Stunned, to say the least. She was kind of just at a loss
for words at this point. Because it's not every day that,
you know, you're walking around and, you know, the e-mail girl
in your class, if you have one, comes up to you and says that.
Yeah, by the way, the gods of magic literally said that you
know that guy that you're talking to, that he and I are
meant to be together and that we are actually boyfriend and
girlfriend, even though we aren't.
So stay away, bro. And then shuffle away.
That's just not a, you know, a day-to-day occurrence.
I don't know. But maybe it is.
Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.
But. Sure enough, you know, Claire
kind of was like, okay, well, I'm not going to be bullied out
of talking to this guy that I like, Like, I'm not going to be.
Bullied out of it, man. Like that's just not that's just
not going to happen, you know what I mean?
And. Claire is like, you know what?
I think I'm just going to, you know, keep talking to this guy.
I. Think I just say him.
So the next day rolls around. And the only class that Claire
has with Ben is the class that she has with the emo girl.
So it's not like Claire could really talk to Ben a lot in
other classes. However, Claire does talk to him
every kind of like lunch break. They get lunch together and the
emo girl doesn't eat lunch in the lunchroom.
So I don't think she knows or if he does, she's not trying to see
that. Fair enough, I guess.
But sure enough, you know Claire, you know, Ben comes over
to Claire because they kind of were talking every single day.
I don't think that I don't think the emo girls ever spoken to Ben
before, but they're. They're about to be boyfriend
and girlfriend guys. Stop hating.
No, but. So Ben comes over just like
every other day, and Claire was a little bit weird and Ben's
like, are you good? And she's like, yeah, yeah,
actually it's nothing. Sorry.
I was just. I was just spacing out.
In reality, Claire was like, OK, this will be interesting because
she notices and the emo girl is intensely, intensely staring at
her right, just looking at her so angrily.
And as Ben walks over and when Ben sits down, her brow furrows
and her like she like lifts up her hand and like crunches it
into a fist of rage. Like that Arthur me more.
It's like his his first is all balled up like so.
So Claire was distracted. By that obviously, and she was
like, Oh no, no, I'm just I'm just spacing out so.
Claire and Ben, you know they. Continue to talk and you know,
they did they flirt a lot as always.
You know, it kind of Claire's kind of getting a feeling that,
you know, Ben's going to try and make a move at some point kind
of soon just by kind of the natural progression over the
last couple weeks. And you know, Claire's all for
that man. I mean, she was kind of like
trying to put herself out there so the Ben would Ben would
hopefully come around and, you know, ask her out or something.
Sure enough, you know, the bell rings again and Claire is kind
of like power walks out of there.
She grabs her bag quickly. She's like aha, bad, I'll see
you in the next one because Ben and her go to totally different
directions. So it's not like she can walk
with Ben. And so Claire is like power
walking out of there because he's like, all right, emo girl
is coming for me, man. Like I I because Claire wasn't
looking at the emo girl, but she could just feel it like she had
kind of like the raid boss music going on.
She's like, oh man, I got to get out of here, dude.
Final boss encroaching encroaching man like I.
I got to get out of here. So she grabs her backpack
quickly like puts it on her shoulder and starts to like
Sprint out, not Sprint out of the.
Classroom man, her teacher would have been like stop running,
stop it, stop. But sure enough, right now, the
e-mail girl was just as fast and just as intent.
To be talking to Claire and she comes up to.
Claire, she's like, you didn't heed my warning.
You didn't listen to me. And Claire goes, dude, I don't
know you, but it doesn't seem like you and Ben ever talk.
I don't think you're going to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
You threatening me with your magic powers or whatever is not
going to make me stop talking to this guy.
Dude. Like can you go away?
And the e-mail girl is like. Fine, but just know.
That I will give you one last warning.
And Claire's like, oh boy. Kind of rolls her eyes or
whatever. And the e-mail girl's like.
If I see. You talking with him again?
It is on site and Claire's like bro what?
What? Huh.
And the e-mail girls are like, stop laughing at me.
It's not funny, it's serious. I.
Will give you one last chance, and this is your final
opportunity to cease your terrible behavior or you.
Yes, you, Claire, will suffer the consequences.
And Claire's just like, Oh my God, you, you can't.
You got to be kidding me, dude. Like, there's there's no chance.
So she's like, OK, thanks for talking to me.
Is that all? And the emo girls like yes, one
last. Chance.
Don't forget it. Don't you forget it.
One last chance. And once again, emo girl
scuffles off. Little spoiler Claire does not
listen to the e-mail girl in the next day in class.
The e-mail girl does something completely crazy.
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So you thought that that was it for the craziness from this emo?
Girl that going up and threatening that the evil gods
of spells and magic and wizardry Wilks, she will suffer the
consequences. You thought that that was bad at
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Pause bro, you're not even close
to what's about to. Happen because the next day.
It rolls around OK. I keep saying that like that's
something crazy. Oh no, the next day happened.
Time is linear raw. But anyways, right, next day
rolls around, Claire goes into class and she makes sure that
she's talking to Ben and she makes sure that the emo kid it
or the emo girl specifically is seeing this.
And Claire is kind of like a little bit upset because she's
like, you know what? This girl is bossing me around.
I'm not standing for it. So Claire decides that, you
know, she's just going to make a move.
Like she's going to make a move. So anyways, Claire is talking
with Ben and you know she sees that the emo girl is at an angle
where she can see both of them pretty clearly.
And so Claire looks at the emo kid in the e-mail girl in the
eyes. This is a little mean, I'm not
going to lie. However, it is kind of justified
since the emo girl was like threatening to pull up or square
up or like. It's on site if you talk.
To him or talking crazy or whatever.
So this is a little bit justified, Not saying it's not
mean, but you know. You know, Claire's kind of like,
oh, Ben, like tell me about you or whatever.
And what Claire does is she puts her hand on like a Ben's leg or
whatever, kind of like as an indication of like, I like you
don't go ahead and do this. I especially like you got to ask
people first, like you can't go around just putting your hands
on people, bro. As to Connor Pugs endorsement,
don't don't do this. But anyways, like I mean she was
she already talked it like she either way she does it and Ben.
Deprecates very nicely back and Ben kind of like puts his hand
on her chair, right? You know, when you're like in
the movie, the classic movie theater scene where it's like
you reach your hand behind them to like, I don't know, you know
what I'm talking about. And this the emo girl
legitimately snaps, dude. She freaking snaps.
And you're in that. You're probably thinking she's
going to go up and put a spell on them or she's going to like
go RAW and like Sprint to the bathroom to have explosive.
No, none of those things are true.
You know what? This girl does.
When she said it's on site she meant it because Claire one
moment was like kind of relaxing in the company of her soon to be
boyfriend spoiler Ben. In the next moment she was on
the ground. Do you know why?
Because the emo girl freaking tackled her.
Dude. The emo girl was got so angry at
the sight of them. Like basically they weren't
holding hands, but they were like same level of like romantic
intimacy as holding hands. She was so mad at that sight
that the emo girl legitimately got up out of her seat, buckled
her head down, sprinted like AD one quarterback and knocked
Claire out of like tackled Claire basically.
And it was like and started hissing.
So right now, Claire's on the ground, the emo girl is on top
of her. Ben is sitting there in complete
shock. Like what, what, what?
And everyone in the class turns around, including the teacher.
Because they were supposed to be like reading a book or something
in pairs. They weren't.
None of this. Nonsense was supposed to be
going down, so the teacher is just like what's going on over
here and the emo girl is like is like hissing the entire times
like I told you it. Was on site.
Stay away from my. Boyfriend and Ben is just.
So confused and Claire's like covering her face because the
emo girl is like very faintly but still trying to like claw at
herds like. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't like what they're big like, you know, kind of like in
Pokémon like Meow, Meowth, or I forgot the cat Pokémon that like
Team Rocket has, you know how that like it has scratch attack
that does like -1 damage that was kind of the equivalent of
what like this is the emo girl was doing to Claire.
So no damage was done, but it was very strange.
And sure enough, you know, Claire at the next moment feels
the sensation of the emo girl leaving her body like being
picked up. So she opens her eyes and she
sees the emo girl is literally dragging dragged away by the
teacher and dragged out of the classroom and Claire gets up and
Ben looks at her. With this just this look of huh?
And at this point, Claire's like, Ben, I got some explaining
to you. I got some explaining to do.
And Claire explains everything that I just told you.
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Today I got a story, probably one of the craziest emo kids of
all time, and I've told a lot of crazy stories.
So strap in, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call
today's subscriber, let's call her Luna.
So. Luna was a tennis player and was
pretty good at tennis. And over the summer her mom sent
Luna to a tennis camp. And this story starts pretty far
through the tennis camp. So the tennis camp lasted about
one week long. And on the last day, which was
Friday, all the parents would come and they would watch kind
of like a tennis tournament of all the kids who were playing
and learning how to play and getting better.
During the week. There would be a big tournament
that would have like, I don't know, a fake little trophy
thing. But the main important thing was
that there was a big tournament at the end of the week, and all
the parents came to watch. So this story starts on that
Thursday. So this is the day before the
last day, which is the big event.
And this tennis camp took place out of college.
So they had access to a college dining hall.
And Luna and her two friends were walking, you know, to go
try and find a table. And Luna's two friends said, oh,
look over there. Or one of Luna's friends said,
oh, look over there. There's a table.
So Luna's two other friends, you know, went over and sat down at
the table. Luna said, I'll be right back.
I'm going to go get something. So Luna walks over to the dining
hall, grabs something to eat, and is walking back.
And while Luna is walking back, she's not really paying
attention. Like, she's kind of like, I
don't know, spacing out or looking on her phone or for some
reason she's not paying full attention to her surroundings.
So unfortunately, she bumps into this guy.
And, you know, the guy had a tray of food.
And the food, honestly, it wasn't even that bad.
Like the food shirt, like a little bit got on his shirt, but
it wasn't like the entire tray exploded all over his shirt.
And his clothes were soiled and ruined beyond repair.
Like, yeah, dude, you got sprayed a little bit.
That sucks, but it's time to move on.
And Luna was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
That's so embarrassing. And like, she's like, like, I'm
so sorry. Like, I wasn't paying attention
and this kid, you know, Luna's looking at this kid and this kid
is very clearly like an emo kid. And by the way, there's nothing
wrong if you dress like goth or emo or whatever.
It's a style. And I think a lot of my viewers
have the style and I don't personally do it myself.
That isn't my style, but I rock with you if you do that.
No hard feelings. However, if you're like this emo
kid, bro, you got to change some things in your life.
That's all I'm saying. Because this emo kid looks at
Luna, looks her dead in the eyes, and then takes out a book.
And Luna's like what? And the emo kid, So he has this
book in his hand and Luna notices that there's like
ancient Hilo, like Hilo Griffix. Hi, dude.
My brain is not working right now.
There's like ancients, like letters and all these like
symbols on the book. Basically.
It looks like like a wizard or witch book or something.
And Luna's thinking to herself, all right, there's no shot that
like, that's actually like a wizard book or something.
And the emo kid reaches into his back pocket and takes out a
wand. So he opens up the like the
spell book and he's waving his wand around.
He's like, you have made a great enemy.
You've made a great mistake bumping into me on purpose.
And Luna's like, it wasn't on purpose, man.
Like I swear to you, like, I wasn't paying attention.
And I apologize for that. I should have been paying
attention. You're right.
Like that's on me. However, like, come on now, it
was an accident. I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what kind of nonsense.
Doobly, Doobly if you're doing right now, but he's like silence
mortal, and he's like waving his wand around.
He's like. Hippity, Bibity, Bobbity, Boo.
I put a spot. Something like super goofy, but
like supposedly, like, I don't know, wizard tongue or
something. He's like BBD Boo.
I'm like, OK bro, like let's calm down now.
He's like there, you've been cursed.
And he slams the book shot with one hand, puts the wand back in
his pocket, puts the book back into his backpack, which he was
carrying around, or I guess not a backpack.
I guess it was like a tennis bag with a racket in it.
And the e-mail kid walks off and Luna is just standing there,
just kind of like what? What just happened?
Like can we just? Have like a little pause and a
rewind of what just happened here because I don't think the
like I really understood what was going on because there's not
a shot that that actually just happened.
So Luna goes back to the table with her two friends and her two
friends were like, what took you so long?
And Luna's like, well, I actually have a very interesting
answer that I bet you guys were not expecting.
So Luna tells them the story and they're like one of them, one of
them was just like, Oh my God, that's crazy.
The other one was like, dude, like I know that kid.
Like I saw I, I was in a tennis group earlier this morning.
We're practicing 4 hands. I know that kid.
He was so weird bro. He was all like, OK, he did OK.
He wasn't like the other emo kid, bro.
I'm just playing around. But he was like all like in the
corner, hushed away. And when the coach like get like
said to him, it was his turn. He kind of like looked up at him
and flicked his long dark hair back, kind of sighed and then
like, you know, hit a forehand or something.
They're like that kid was super weird, but I had no idea that he
was like that weird because there's a difference between
being kind of weird and putting spells on people randomly like
that. Says who?
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Back to the story, it gets crazy anyways, right?
So the next day rolls around and remember that, you know, Luna
was at a tennis camp and on the last day, which was the next day
because this whole spell incident happened on a Thursday
and the last day was on a Friday.
So it was Friday, it was the last day and it was only like
1/2 day because the parents would come and pick you up by
the end of it. But anyways, right, there was a
big tennis tournament and all the parents came to watch, so it
was a pretty big deal. And so everyone was sitting
around on the tennis court and like, the coach was standing at
the very front. Everyone was sitting on the
tennis court and he was reading off his list of like, all right
guys, like thank you for all your hard work this week and
finally it pays off. Just know that, you know, win or
lose, like, you know, we just want to make sure you have a fun
time and that you know, I mean, there can only be 1 winner, so
you can't take it that personally if you don't win.
The most important thing is to like good sportsmanship and have
a fun time. And anyways, let me read off the
pairings. So the pairings were read off
and Luna had a first round match where she played against
another, some random guy or something and she was better.
She was probably one of the top ten people at the camp.
She didn't expect to win the tournament.
I mean that the other people there are were some people that
were much better than her and maybe they're having a bad day
or whatever, but Luna just wanted to go out there, have
some fun. So Luna's first round match went
down really well. She won 6263, which is pretty
solid win if you guys know 10. I used to play tennis a lot back
in the day. That's why I can tell the story
so well, at least the tennis parts.
But anyways, things get really interesting when Luno goes into
her second round match. The second round match is
against a familiar character that you guys may or may not
remember from earlier in the story.
Yes, Luna is playing the emo kid.
And let me just say that Luna did not forget the emo kid.
But very well, the converse is true too, because the emo kid
had not forgotten about Luna either.
Which means yes, Luna and versus the emo kid are about to play
after the emo kid put a spell on her and Luna's just looking at
her opponent like there's no way there's.
There's no way, man. There's no way.
So anyways, right, you know, Luna, so when when you play
tennis, you normally like you will warm up with your partner
and then you'll get into playing, but basically you both
stand on two sides of a net just very quickly for people who
don't know. And so Luna was standing on one
side of the the net and the emo kid was like sulking over and
kind of like was all hunched over and kind of like wandered
over to the other side of the net.
And so Luna walks up to kind of like the net in the in between
and the the emo kid walks up as well.
And Luna's like, all right, like, do you want to warm up an
e-mail? Kid is like insert maniacal
laugh. I can't do a maniacal laugh
right now. I'm just, I just can't do it.
So insert like the most evil maniacal laugh from like TV
shows and movies you can think of.
And dude, out of all the responses Luna was expecting.
OK, Luna was either responding expecting like yes or no.
It was a yes or no question. But out of all the responses
that Luna was expecting, let me just say that a maniacal laugh
was not on the list. Dude.
Like, it just was not on the list.
And so Luna's kind of thinking like, OK.
And then the e-mail kid goes on to say, like, finishes up his
maniacal laugh. And he's like, why would I need
to warm up when I have the curse on my side?
And Luna was just like, oh, so so we're still going with that.
We're not just going to like, because Luna was kind of
thinking, all right, well, let's just put yesterday behind us
because that was very weird. You know what Luna, Luna gave
this guy, you know, the privilege of allowing, you know,
just to put that behind them because normally that's not a
thing you just put behind, right?
The fact that like you got a spell put on you normally, you
don't just forget about that. But Luna was like.
Oh, OK, so no warm up. And the e-mail kid said yeah,
well, I mean, I have a curse on my side, so why would I need to
warm up anyways? And Luna was like, all right,
fine. I really got to smack this.
Kid. So Luna and the emo.
Kid kind of go immediately into playing the match and so Luna
spins the racket and sure enough it is the emo kids choice.
So basically in the beginning of tennis you spin like heads or
tails and if you get it right you can choose to serve or have
the other person serve and the emo kid starts maniacally
laughing. So once again, insert the like,
maniacal evil villain laugh after the racket is spun.
And, you know, Luna's just kind of looking at him like, dude,
what? And the emo kit is like, looks
like my curse is already working.
Insert again, another maniacal laugh.
And Luna's just thinking to herself, all right, bro, like,
let's not jump to conclusions. There's a 5050 chance that you
were gonna get that. Like, come on now.
In the back of Luna's mind, she was like, well, I wonder if the
curse is real but irrational mind was able to take control
and be like, all right, let's just smack this kid.
I know I'm better than him. So sure enough, right, You know,
the emo kid starts serving. Basically that's the way you
start a tennis point. So the emo kid throws it up,
bops it in, and the serve is not that good.
Serve as the hardest part of tennis in my opinion.
But the serve is not that good. And Luna really wanting to have
a good impression to kind of quote UN quote break the curse
winds up a massive forehand, completely crunches it and
obliterates the emo kid in the first point.
Like this ball is blazing off of Luna's racket and just smack
right past the emo kid. The emo kid wasn't even like the
curse was the emo kid. Plus the curse were not good
enough to give him the reaction time to be able to deal with it.
That's how bad this whole thing was, dude.
So. Luna looks up at the emo kid,
giving her the dirtiest look ever because I don't think the
emo kid realized that Luna was one of the top players at the at
the tennis camp. But he now he now realized that,
you know, he was probably not going to win this.
I think he walked in with a lot of current confidence, also
trying to scare her off because of like he remembered, oh, this
is the girl I put the curse on. Odds are he would have like if
this was a different person, he would have put a curse on them
beforehand, like he would have walked up to the tennis net with
out as magic wand and been like bit a little bit up.
You're now cursed or something just to mess with their head.
But since he's he's already done that right, he was trying to
like he was trying to use that as leverage.
But anyways, the match continues and the e-mail kid is getting
destroyed. So at this.
Point the emo kid is down about 30 and they're only playing one
set. Basically, in tennis, you play 6
like you play the six games, whoever gets the six games
first, but win by two wins. And if you get to 66, you play a
tiebreaker. But anyways, right, Luna's up
30, so absolutely smoking the emo kid and it's Luna serve and
she serves it in and it is very clearly a winning shot.
However, it was close, right? It wasn't like it was clearly
in, but it wasn't like in by so far that like you'd have to be
like crazy to say that was out right and the emo kid was like.
Out. Because if you don't know, you
make your own calls when you play tennis, there's no umpire
unless you're really good. And this was a lower level, I
think of the final match, like the final match of their big
tournament. They might have like someone
like officiating it, but the e-mail kid was like out and Luna
kind of looked at him like no, dude, that wasn't.
But like she can't really do anything.
So they keep playing right? And Luna continues to crush this
kid, continues to crush this fool bro.
Like in the e-mail kid continues to cheat.
However, the e-mail kid is really only cheating when it's
like, I don't know, kind of close.
So if like Luna hits a really good shot, but it's kind of
close, the emo kid will just call it out.
And this is super frustrating to Luna because she's losing a lot
more points than she needs to, but she's still winning.
It's currently 51. So if Luna wins one more game,
then it's over, right? She wins the match and like,
it's done with the emo kid. And at this point, right?
I think other matches were kind of like getting on with and like
there were like more people were finishing.
So parents were kind of like coming over and they were
watching. And like more of the staff
officials decide to watch this game just because the less
matches were being played because more people were winning
and losing and kind of less matches were going on.
So this point, right? It was like 5-1 Luna and there
were a bunch of people watching at this point.
And so Luna hits a shot that is very clearly a forehand winner.
She hits it, smacks it. It's not even like the other
ones That is kind of close. This one was so clearly in.
It was in by like two or three feet.
And the e-mail kid is like, that was out, by the way.
And Luna's like, dude, like I've been letting you have some
really close calls recently, but that was so clearly in.
I don't know how else to say it. Like I give you the benefit of
the doubt of all the other stuff, but that one was so
clearly in I can't let it stand. Luna basically slips and she's
like, Nah, I'm done bro. And the emo kid starts getting
mad and he's like, hey, like you must respect my authority for
point calling. And I guess technically you do.
But then again, like, one of the camp people was watching the
whole thing go down and he started to pay more attention.
So he's watching the emo kid and the emo kid is getting so angry.
So once again, they start another point.
The emo kid takes that point. You know, he's obviously losing,
right? And Luna hits another shot.
And the emo kid, it's not even that Luna shot was good.
The emo kid just Shanks into the net.
Like he completely misses it. And the emo kid was like, oh, by
the way, your shot was so out and it was so clearly in.
And Luna's like, dude, you can't just call everything out when
you lose. And at this point the e-mail kid
said, like, I'm going to do what I want because it's my authority
and you have to deal with it. And at this point, right, the
camp counselor had kind of noticed what was going on and
was like, I, I, I got to come in here.
I got to put a stop to this. So the camp counselor, you know,
starts to walk on the court and it's like, what's going on,
guys? And the emo kid is so angry at
this point because he's losing and he's just mad.
And what, Oh my God, this is where the emo kid snaps.
So the camp counselor is walking over to the emo kid.
It's like, all right, can you explain what's going on here?
Like it looked like that point was very clearly in.
Why did you call it out? And when the when the camp
counselor says to the emo kid that it was clearly in and asked
him, kind of questioned his call, the emo kid already super
salty and already molding super hard, being super angry already
just completely loses it. And he takes his racket and he
goes and he whips around. He smashes it into the camp
counselor and like the camp counselor stumbles back and it's
like, Oh my God. Because like the racket had hit
his arm. It had like broken the skin a
little bit. So it was a little bloody.
And he, it wasn't that bad. He didn't break anything.
He didn't like, hit a major artery or something.
But the racket smashed into the camp counselor and like, kind of
like broke into his skin. So the camp counselor starts
yelling like, are you crazy? Like, why would you do that?
I was literally asking about a call and you attacked me.
And there was another camp counselor watching the whole
thing and he starts walking in, but before they could do
anything, you see this woman with a long with kind of like a
kind of like a side part like it kind of like the Karen haircut.
Maybe she was a nice woman, but I'm just describing what I was
told. By the way, the story was sent
into my Instagram. Go ahead and follow me there.
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It makes me feel good. But anyways, this woman walks on
the court. She kind of looks like a Karen.
Maybe she's super nice. I'm just saying it how it is
right? Walks on, grabs the the emo kid
by the back of his by like the scruff of his shirt and drags
him away and he's like ma'am. So he's like ma'am, I was
winning. The emo kid literally had the
audacity as he was being dragged off court for attacking one of
the camp counselors to say that he was winning.
What? Yeah.
So the the other camp counselor, I mean, the one that got hit
with the rackets, like, I got to get this checked up.
Like, I think I'm fine. But like, I just want to make
sure that, like, it didn't break anything farther because his
skin was kind of bloodied up. And the other camp counselor,
the one that was not attacked by the emo kid, walked up and said,
hey, Luna, like, sorry you had to deal with that.
We're giving you the win, obviously.
And so sure enough, Luna went on.
Luna didn't win the tournament, but, you know, did pretty well.
And the emo kid was nowhere to be seen after he's dragged off
by his mom. Presumably his mom was like, all
right, like. We're done.
Grabbed him and just dragged him.
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Do it. Today we get a story time of
this emo kid who thinks that he's like legitimately a God.
Like he is God like powers and can put spells on people and the
people must cower and fear before him and do exactly what
he says because he thinks he's legitimately a God.
I'm not even kidding. Strap in.
Subscribe if you like stories and let's call today's
subscriber who sent in this story.
Let's call him Drew. So this all happened one day
when Drew and his mom decided to get dinner with his cousin and
his cousin's mom because it had been a long time since Drew and
his mom had seen his cousin and his cousin's mom.
And at this point, right, you know, you know, they just want
to have a little bit of a reunion.
It had actually been so long that it probably been about
three to four years since Drew has seen his cousin.
And you know, while they're driving over there because
they're driving to some kind of like local restaurant or
whatever because Drew's cousin and his Drew's cousin's mom were
happened to be in the area for some reason.
Drew's mom was like. Hey, Drew, by the way, I just
want to let you know that. Your cousin.
He's. Going through a little bit of a.
Phase and you know Drew's like what do you mean?
And she's. Like, oh, he's kind of going
through. Like a little emo phase right
now. So be nice to him.
He's kind of, he's being extra emotional nowadays.
By the way, I've seen a lot of people in my comments say that
they kind of dress emo or whatever.
Dude, I literally don't care. Do what you want to do.
Like you got my love and respect either way.
As long as you don't act like this kid then we're cool.
But anyways, right, his mom's like, yeah, he's kind of going
through a bit of an emo phase right now.
And Drew was like, all right, like, that's cool, whatever.
I'll like not be mean to him about that.
And yeah, well, Drew's mom did not say that.
He was also going through his Greek God arc or whatever.
Dude. Like, it's the funniest thing
ever. But anyways, so they sit down
and Drew and his mom are looking in and Drew sees Drew's cousin's
mom. And she's like, Oh my God, how's
it going? Wait, Drew's cousin's mom would
be his Drew's mom's sister? OK, that's much easier.
So Drew's mom sees Drew's mom sees her sister, and it's.
Like, Oh my God. It's been so long.
How's it? Going they run up and they like
hug each other at this point, right?
Drew was kind of curious to see what his cousin is looking like.
And yeah, sure enough, right, You know, he looks over and
Drew's cousin is like full, like super long dark black hair has a
dark, has like a black hoodie from Hot Topic, has like black
socks and has like a spiky chain thing, dog collar thing.
And has like long, like black painted nails and has a like a
little like A and you know, in his mouth, like he has like a
lip ring or something. And he's like, he comes up, he's
kind of like shrugged over hands in pockets.
He's like, what's up? And Drew's like, hey, man, how's
it going? Last time, Like he was in his
Minecraft arc, so completely different man.
So Drew was a little taken aback, But anyways, they all
decided to go and sit down and they're just talking about stuff
and it seems super normal 1st. But here is the first
interaction that Drew kind of realized was the beginning of
wow, this is going to be a lot weirder than I ever expected.
Drew's cousin, like the e-mail kid, and I'm just going to call
him the emo kid, just realized the e-mail kid and Drew's cousin
are the same person from here on out.
So anyways, right, the e-mail kid is sitting there and the
first kind of really weird thing he says is he refers to Drew
right, as a mere mortal. Like it was like, I'm totally
normal conversation. And I think like the emo kid was
like looks at Drew and it says how is a mere mortal like you
faring in like school? And Drew was like, OK, that's
like kind of funny. Drew thought he was just
trolling. He thought he was joking around.
Drew really thought that like the e-mail kid had a pretty good
sense of humor and you know, Drew was all for it.
He thought was pretty funny. So Drew kind of responded as
normal. But the thing was that was kind
of weird and which kind of like this was kind of the thing that
made Drew think, Oh my God, like, wait, this is actually
something is when the emo kids mom, his aunt.
I don't know why in the beginning I kept saying Drew's
cousin's mom, his aunt. I'm kind of an idiot.
I'm sorry, guys. Anyways, right.
His aunt made this face like a bit of a grimace, but also a
smile. And Drew's like, why is she
acting so weird? Like the the kid made a joke
about me being a mere mortal. Little did Drew know the emo kid
was in his God era or whatever, right?
So I mean, he he did, he meant it, bro.
He legitimately meant that he was a mere mortal.
But anyways, right. You know, weird things just kept
going on like that because all of a sudden, right.
You know, the emo kid was like, yeah, like when I was at school.
It's going well for me. Because since, you know, and he
looks at them when he says, you know, and has a bit of a smirk
and Drew in his head is like, yeah, I don't know.
But he doesn't question any further.
The emo kids like, yeah, because you know, all my friends that,
you know, they're bowing down because, you know, they don't
want to. They don't want to deal with my
wrath, which I totally understand.
And Drew's kind of just like in his head, like, all right, like
the I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
If it's a joke, this bit of satire is pretty funny.
But if it's not a joke, Oh my God, like this is not going to
be. This is super weird.
But anyways, right, And he looks at Drew's.
Or hit the e-mail kids cousins mom again and she's grimacing
again. And Drew in his head is like,
wait a minute, something's off here.
So the e-mail kid is like, I got to go to the bathroom.
He stands up and he likes Sonic dashes away or just like does
the Sonic Dash away? And like The thing is, right,
Drew didn't notice this before, but he has like a black cloak,
Like the dude has a Superman Cape, but it's like all black
and like emo and whatever. And Drew's just like, OK, this
guy's a bit of a he's a bit of an oddball, but at least he's a
good guy. That turned out to be very
incorrect. But anyways, right, Drew is just
like, all right, man, went to the bathroom like I guess it's
just going to be my mom, my aunt and I talking and the aunt, her
face was like a forced smile for the entire conversation until.