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How's it going everyone? 
Hope life is good for you guys. 

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Today, we got a pretty crazy 
story of this kid who brings his

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anime like body pillow /, 
quote-unquote, girlfriend in the

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class to prove to everyone, that
he's not single and let's just 

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say, it doesn't go down exactly 
as the expects. 

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So, yeah, sit back, relax. 
Maybe grab something to eat. 

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Get comfortable, and subscribe 
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If you're new, we're going to 
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submitted this story Mark. 
And by the way, as of right now,

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you don't have to just go to my 
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You can also go to my Twitter 
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I'm going to throw it on screen 
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there. 
If you don't have an Instagram, 

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you must be following me for me 
to consider using the story 

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though. 
So it's on the screen. 

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Go follow me right now. 
Let's just jump right into the 

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story. 
So, anyways, this all happened 

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when Mark was in class one day, 
so we'll mark was in class one 

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day. 
There's this kid in his class 

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who's kind of just known as the 
anime kid and I know plenty of 

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people might comment sections 
like anime personally. 

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It's not necessarily my My cup 
of tea, except for one show, 

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Death Note. 
Absolutely loved it. 

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I've started other ones, it's 
just not really my thing, but if

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you like it, totally, got 
respect for you. 

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Tons of my boys actually do like
anime. 

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But anyways, right, so there's 
this kid. 

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Knows the anime kid and you 
might be thinking like a why you

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calling the anime kid bro was 
like his personality was anime, 

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it's totally cool to like 
something. 

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There's a difference between 
liking something and that thing 

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being the embodiment of you. 
Like there's a huge difference 

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and this kid was just known as 
the anime kid because He did was

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like, in an anime like reference
like he spoke like he was an 

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anime, he dressed. 
Like he was in an anime. 

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Everything was an anime t-shirt 
every paper. 

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He wrote an English classes was 
about as favorite anime. 

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Like, that was his whole freakin
life and like that's cool. 

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If you want to do that just know
that you got to have a bit more 

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to you bro. 
You can't just be one thing. 

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However though one day one 
fateful day Mark was in class 

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and Anime kid in this kid. 
Been in his class at marks class

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kind of got a little bit of a 
fight, not a physical. 

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One. 
But they were talking back and 

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forth. 
And, you know, the anime kid was

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like, insulting, like they, 
animate kid was like, bro. 

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I'm the main character. 
And he was like, oh man, this 

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kid bed next to me, such an 
idiot. 

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And he goes like, oh, we're in 
this. 

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Pretends to do is like stupid, 
like little like overexpression 

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thing because he's like, yeah, 
cameras on me, bro. 

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And Ben's like, dude, I freaking
heard that and he turns around 

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the and my kids like, oh, what 
do you mean? 

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You heard that where we like, is
this like the it's annoying, 

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it's cringe. 
Right. 

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And Mark is looking out this 
he's like oh my God. 

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And you know, And make it is 
like, oh no, this stupid, heard 

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me, what am I say? 
What can I say for to get 

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through his thick skull, like 
the anime kid must have sat on a

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tack that day because, you know,
he was just being really out of 

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pocket. 
And then obviously, kind of 

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upset by these Antics was like, 
dude, like knock it off like 

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Stott. 
Like stop disrespecting. 

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Me like that. 
Like it's getting annoying in 

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the anime kids like, oh no. 
Oh no. 

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I disrespected the big dumb 
jock. 

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Oh, no. 
And thing is, Right. 

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Ben wasn't even like a Big dumb 
jock, like he played soccer, I 

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guess. 
But like he wasn't like your 

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standard, like Meathead £700 
could destroy you. 

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When one flick of his fingers 
right now, he was kind of used 

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kind of normal. 
He just happened to play a sport

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if playing a sport means like 
you're here a joke. 

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I don't know, man. 
So anyways, they start getting 

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in like a bit of a like a spat 
between each other and that's 

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when brings up the fact like, 
you know, like at least like it.

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Women like you get no women bro.
Haha. 

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And like yeah it's kind of like,
I don't know if you can 

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Conceited. 
The argument when you say that 

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but whatever, right? 
Ben wasn't trying to deal with 

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it. 
So Ben was like oh man, inmate 

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kid, you get literally no women 
and and make heads like ha ha. 

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Ha little. 
Do you know that? 

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I actually have a girlfriend and
bands. 

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I. 
Alright. 

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Sure. 
Send. 

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Who's your worker? 
Who's your girlfriend, bro? 

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Who's your girlfriend and and 
make it was like well she 

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doesn't go to this school. 
That's why and bends. 

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Like dude, if I don't see her, I
tell. 

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I'm telling you, I just don't 
believe it. 

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I literally don't. 
It literally everyone else is 

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excused when they cut caught in 
a lie with about some kind of 

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girl is, they don't go to this 
school, dude. 

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You don't go out of your house. 
Like the literally, the two 

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places you are in your room 
watching anime, or in this class

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being weird. 
Those are, the your rig that's 

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your eggs. 
That's your entire existence 

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Pro. 
And make kids like, you know 

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what? 
You know, what? 

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My girlfriend's coming to class 
tomorrow. 

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And at this point, right? 
It wasn't just Mark, paying 

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attention to this like other 
people in the class have turned 

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around because the teacher was 
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In his own world. 
Like now I'm paying attention 

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and basically all the kids are 
watching this now and make kids 

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like yeah. 
And they kid turns the rest of 

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class. 
He's like you guys are listening

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to me. 
You guys are paying attention to

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what's up, right? 
Yeah. 

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You know what I have a 
girlfriend and she is super real

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and I'm bringing her to class 
tomorrow, all right? 

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She's coming in tomorrow. 
There's nothing to haters. 

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Can say about it. 
I'm going to prove you all wrong

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and you know I don't know Mark 
and his head was like all right 

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like I don't think. 
This kid has a girlfriend, but 

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he definitely is, as does not 
have the social skills, but 

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maybe you found someone on 
Discord or something. 

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Join our Discord server, Link in
description, by the way, real 

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quick, though. 
But and marks like, well, I 

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mean, he's being super confident
about like, if I was bluffing, I

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wouldn't go out of my way to 
say. 

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Yeah, I'll bring her to school 
because look, if he got print, 

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look, if you get pressed on 
something and you're lying, 

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sometimes people lie themselves 
into a corner but the thing was 

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like, the anime kid wasn't being
pressed at all. 

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Like, literally, he could have 
just ignored I mean, bro could 

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have just ignored like, what 
what, what Ben was saying, and 

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just be like, yeah, she doesn't 
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Sorry. 
Like, I, she, she goes my like, 

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Sunday school or something. 
I don't know. 

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But he said I'm going to bring 
her in a class which first of 

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all, is kind of weird. 
Like bro. 

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Doesn't your girlfriend also 
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Like what like, what was she 
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Like it she's skipping. 
Did she drop out of the age of 

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like 16 or something? 
Which I maybe maybe man, I don't

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know. 
So this point marks like all 

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right, I'm actually kind of 
curious to see what his Looks 

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like the kind of just assumed 
that she was going to be like, 

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anime girlfriend to the anime 
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because, like, if this dude's 
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that he likes anime. 
I mean, if he's going to have a 

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girlfriend and they have any 
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she's probably going to also 
only like anime or a lot of her 

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character will be like that. 
So yeah, Mark was kind of 

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interested in Ben was kind of 
taken aback by the fact that the

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anime kid was like I'm bringing 
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like, what kind of response is 
that and bands? 

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Like Like oh okay. 
Like all right then Ben's like 

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yeah okay we'll see you 
tomorrow. 

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We'll see you tomorrow if you 
got any women or not man, we'll 

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see that tomorrow. 
And then you know and make his 

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eye we shall any kind of like is
that hey little busy know, then 

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I'm in the right and he will be 
destroyed. 

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So surely tomorrow like he just 
does this like weird charade 

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type thing man. 
Really thinks he is the main 

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character anyways though. 
So you know the next day comes 

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around and Mark comes in the 
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And they have that class first 
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So he's really curious. 
He is really curious to see, you

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know what we like if you know, 
the anime kid was bluffing and 

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just going to have to come to 
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Be like, bro, I lied or if you 
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she took the day off from 
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I don't know, maybe she was on 
vacation for some reason, he 

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didn't get it, but he was, I'm 
curious 11 way. 

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I don't get it, but one way or 
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this goes down. 
So Mark walks into class and he 

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is completely shocked by what he
sees because Ben has not arrived

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yet. 
There's only a couple other kids

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and every other kid is like 
staring at the anime kid because

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the anime kid, it's him and a 
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Like one of those like big ol, 
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it's just him. 
And this point Marcus just like,

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oh my God, like wait, wait, no, 
no way you're trolling. 

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It's One of those like weird 
things you can find online. 

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Dude, if you have one of those, 
I'm not coming for you but I 

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just wouldn't tell too many 
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like just being straight up. 
Just don't tell too many people 

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you have that if you do and he's
in class and this point Marcos 

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up to him and he's like, hey, 
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your girlfriend like comment or 
something? 

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And animate kid is like, Mark, 
do you need glasses? 

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And he points to like the body 
pillow next to him and marks 

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like oh my God. 
Oh well, so he's like oh well I 

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mean and Mark was at a loss for 
words and this point they make 

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kids like don't be rude. 
Introduce yourself bro. 

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And this point marks like he 
turns to the pillow, the 

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inanimate object and he says so 
awkwardly like um, hello pillow.

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Oh my God. 
Imagine imagine being this guy 

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right now but anyways, though, 
he's like hello. 

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Hello. 
My name's Mark a maze. 

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Like a, my girlfriend says, nice
to meet you as well. 

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And marks like all right, dude, 
like okay, Mark suits back down.

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And his friend, Steve is next to
him and Steve like kind of like 

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leans over and is like what? 
What just happened and marks. 

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I dude, I don't know. 
This is so weird and that's when

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been walks in and when been 
walks in, he just looks at the 

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Anime kid, the anime kid looks 
smugly back at bed and then bend

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his bursts out laughing. 
Like the most like the most 

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insane. 
Laughter you've ever heard real 

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quick comment anime if you made 
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just like to see how many people
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If you do want to support the 
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the sitting down and watching a 

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bunch of these videos, maybe 
while you clean your room, do 

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some homework play some video 
games, do some artwork, maybe 

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you go to one of my playlist, 
which I have on my channel page 

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and you just watch it. 
Help you go to sleep or 

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something. 
Please let me know in the 

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comment section what you're 
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yell. 
This is get right back to it 

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because things are about to get 
pretty fun. 

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They're about to get pretty 
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So sure, enough right, you know,
Mark it looks as been walks in 

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and bend. 
This makes eye contact with the 

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and make it an animated kids. 
In his head is probably like who

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it's check. 
Mark me as the main character 

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wins again, whatever? 
Right. 

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My plot armor so thick and 
strong but no been bursts out. 

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Laughing been literally is 
laughing so hard that he falls 

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on the floor and he's saying, 
stop stop. 

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And in between like laughing 
like uncontrollably. 

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He's like, I can't breathe bro. 
This is too crazy and everyone 

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else in the class is like, 
trying to hold it together 

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because they're coming in. 
Most people came in, at this 

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point and the teachers, like Ben
goes Oh sit down and then he 

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looks up at the anime kid and 
the teachers like anime kid and 

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he says his actual name. 
He's like, well why do you have 

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a toy in class with you? 
Like you can't really bring much

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more than your backpack and your
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It's kind of just the how we do 
it around here and make it is 

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like Mr. Davenport did you just 
call my girlfriend at toy? 

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And a whole glass is like, don't
laugh. 

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Don't laugh? 
What? 

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You. 
Oh my God. 

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No no no I can't laugh. 
And this point mark is like oh 

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my God. 
Oh my God. 

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If I laugh I'm going to get 
suspended, bro. 

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Not really. 
But ho no no no no no. 

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And this point the teachers like
um yeah, I don't see a 

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girlfriend around there and I'm 
a kid. 

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All I see is a is a pillow with 
some. 

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Like, I don't know, some cartoon
character something on it and 

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Anime kid is like, she's from 
All my favorite anime and she's 

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my girlfriend. 
This point right? 

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Ben isn't even trying not to 
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He's literally crying at this 
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It looks like this is the best 
day ever. 

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And everyone else in class is 
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Inner peace, inner peace like 
that scene from Kung Fu Panda 

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with the little. 
What do you call like, the 

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master guy. 
Forgot like a free. 

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I kind of animal. 
He is where he's like inner 

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peace, inner peace and then that
whole noise comes through. 

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Everyone was just trying to like
Channel, there's n moments. 

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Bro, this is not good. 
They're like okay, okay, I got 

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this, i got this and that's when
the teachers like I don't know 

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what you're saying and I'm a kid
but all I know is you can't be 

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having that in class. 
So I'm going to have to 

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confiscate it and I'll give it 
back to you at the end of class.

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Don't worry, it's your own 
personal belongings but I think 

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by the looks of your classmates 
reactions. 

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It's not only going to distract 
you and class but it's also 

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going to distract Act Ben and 
Ben's like and at this point, 

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the teachers, like alright, so 
the teacher starts walking over 

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towards the animate kid and make
head clutches his body pillars. 

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Like no hands off my girlfriend,
you freak the teachers like 

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animate kid, please stop being 
weird. 

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Let's just get this over with. 
He's like, no, no no grabs. 

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His body. 
Pillow starts running around 

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class and he's like, kind of 
like playing like duck. 

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Duck goose in a way, trying to, 
like, run away from like the 

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teacher and the teachers like 
anime Kei, please. 

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This is getting quite ridiculous
right now and Ben is having the 

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greatest time the corner, just 
melting down and tears. 

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At this point, like, Mark is a 
little afraid that Ben isn't 

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getting enough oxygen by the 
amount of laughter, he's having 

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throughout this whole thing and,
you know, the teachers like and 

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make kid. 
I'm starting to get upset with 

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you. 
Like, you're not only 

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distracting the class, you're 
wasting our time in 

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disrespecting. 
Me and my kids like, well, you 

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disrespected me and my 
girlfriend first and teachers. 

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Like Sound. 
That's not a girlfriend. 

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That's a pillow. 
That's a bunch of fluffing, like

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as a bunch of fluff with a cover
around it and some weird anime 

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care, weird cartoon character on
top of it. 

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He's like did you disrespect my 
girlfriend old man? 

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You want to square up and mr. 
Davenport's like all rights on, 

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I've had enough of you, it's 
time, it's time for you to go. 

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He points to the door, he's 
like, go to the principal's 

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office. 
I'm going to send up a little 

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note, saying what you did, and 
how disrespectful you were and 

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yeah, you got to go. 
Now he's like fine only of me, 

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come on Suzy or whatever you 
call this body pillow. 

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Girlfriend, quote-unquote 
girlfriend, you're coming with 

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me. 
And this point, he passes by Ben

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and Ben's like, bro, you totally
one, you totally won the debate 

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like I'm giving it to you. 
You're right. 

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You totally get women. 
You totally prove it to me and 

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and make his just looking at him
just kind of seething, very 

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angrily, looking at him as he 
walks away and the teacher is 

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like one They animate kid left. 
The room is like alright class. 

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Well, I don't know exactly how 
to how to respond to that. 

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I don't really know what any of 
that meant. 

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You guys want to fill me in. 
You can go ahead but I don't 

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really know what to say right 
now. 

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So just please, please go just 
start your work, everybody go to

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go to page 15. 
You can tell the teacher was 

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like, so rattled by what just 
happened in, just so confused by

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literally everything. 
He was just so uncomfortable by 

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everything. 
So, Mark been and the teacher 

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and everyone else in the class 
kind of thought, that, that was 

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going to be it for the anime kid
in his girlfriend body pillow 

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Saga. 
But let me just say that you're 

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mistaken here because in the 
middle of teaching, five minutes

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later all of a sudden, right? 
They hear the door slam open its

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kicked open violently and the 
anime kid walks in. 

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He's like you, he points at the 
teacher and the teachers, like, 

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hello. 
Anime kid, they like issue you 

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back here. 
He's like, no, because of you, 

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they took my girlfriend. 
They took her away from me and 

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teachers, like, what? 
Well, what are you saying, do 

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they? 
Take that little toy thing is I 

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it's not a toy, it was my life, 
she was mad at life and bends 

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like it goes back to crying 
again in the corner and Mark has

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like, oh my God. 
Oh, my God. 

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Like, this has to be to act 
this, this, this has to be an 

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act, bro. 
He's like, and this point and 

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make kids like, so you want to 
square up teacher? 

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It's you versus me. 
And I choose first, you must 

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understand that I've been 
training for over 1,000 years 

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and the the Arts of ancient 
battle skills and teachers, like

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what he's like you understand 
you just respect my girl, you 

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disrespected me and because of 
you I have I've been violently 

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ripped away from my one. 
True love. 

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He's like, and my kid, you can't
be in love with the pillow. 

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Is like, you don't understand. 
So you and I must fight and if 

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you don't make the first move, I
this point the teachers. 

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I this better not be a threat. 
Anime kid, are you threatening 

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to fight me? 
He said I'm not threatening a 

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fight you. 
I am going to fight you. 

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He like gets into like a 
fighting stance this point. 

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Been literally gets up behind 
him and just pins, his arms 

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behind him and make kids like, 
no, no, stop this. 

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Stop this and he starts doing 
like little kicks or something. 

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Tries to do like basically tries
to do like anime fighting moves,

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which don't work in the real 
world. 

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He's like Pinterest of like 
fling his head back but like 

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barely does anything tries to 
like to neck attack or something

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ridiculous. 
Right? 

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And within like a couple 
minutes, the principal and 

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security guard come down to the 
classroom there. 

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Like like, like they're like, 
that's where you went and the 

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teachers. 
Like, are you looking for this 

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kid? 
We're referring to the and make 

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it, they're like, yeah. 
We were talking to him 

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reprimanding him and after we 
took, you know, his anime pillar

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whatever. 
Right. 

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You know, he just he just ran 
out of there. 

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He was like crying and bawling 
you sprinted away and the 

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teachers like, well he just he 
just came in here and threaten 

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to fight me. 
And the principles like is that 

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true in the anime kids like 
lies. 

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They're using a deception attack
and literally everyone else in 

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the class is like, no, no, no. 
He wasn't lying. 

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Nope, he's telling the truth. 
Nope, he actually was trying to 

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fight them and Anime kids to 
returns to his classmates. 

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He's like this is a betrayal You
betrayed me? 

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Meowth, everyone and like Ben 
looks at him. 

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He's like, nope. 
We're just not crazy like you 

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bro. 
I'm so sorry. 

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Like, I hate to break it to you 
the principles. 

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Like, all right, come back to my
office and kind of Notions the 

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security guard. 
Like, all right, I need you to 

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bring them up so he doesn't 
break loose again. 

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And once again, the anime kid 
was like, ushered out of the 

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class and the teachers like you 
know what class I'm done with 

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this. 
I need to take a break. 

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You guys can sit here and Talk 
Amongst yourselves. 

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I just need to contemplate for a
Second. 

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So for the rest of the day, our,
the rest of class, Mark, and his

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friends kind of just talked and 
they, yeah, that's the story. 

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Look at the video on screen 
right now. 

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I know you'll enjoy it, just 
click it, do it.