Today we go to Story Time of this emo kid who thinks that
he's like legitimately a god. Like he is Godlike powers and
can put spells on people and the people must cower in fear before
him and do exactly what he says because he thinks he's
legitimately a God. I'm not even kidding.
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And let's call today subscriber, who sent him this story.
Let's call him Drew. So this all happened one day
when Drew and his mom decided to get dinner with his cousin and
his cousin's, my Mom. Because it had been a long time
since June. His mom had seen his cousin and
his cousin's, mom. And at this point right, you
know, you know, they just want to have a little bit of a
reunions. It had actually been so long
that probably been about 3 to 4 years since Drew has seen his
cousin. And you know, while they're
driving over there, because they're driving to some kind of
like local restaurant or whatever.
Because Drew's cousin and his Drew's cousins, mom were
happened to be in the area for some reason.
Drew's mom was like, hey Drew, by the way, I just want to let
you know that your cousin, he's going through a little bit of a
phase. You know, Drew's like what do
you mean? And she's like, oh, he's kind of
go through like a little emo phase right now, so be nice to
him. He's kind of he's being extra
emotional nowadays. By the way, I've seen a lot of
people, my comments say that they kind of dress emo or
whatever, dude, I literally don't care.
Do what you want to do. Like, you got my love and
respect either way as long as you don't act like this kid,
then we're cool. But anyways, right his mom's
like, yeah, it's kind of going through a bit of an emo phase
right now. Andrew was like, all right,
like, that's cool. Whatever.
I'll like not be. I mean, to him about that, and
yeah, well, Drew's mom did not say that.
He was also going through his Greek, god, Arc or whatever,
dude. Like it's the funniest thing
ever. But anyways, so they sat down
and Drew and his mom are looking at and Drew sees, Drew's cousins
mom, and she's like, oh my God how's it going?
Wait Drew's cousins, mom would be his Drew's mom sister okay
that's much easier. So Drew's mom sees Drew's mom
sees her sister it's like oh my God it's been so long.
How's it going? They run up and they like hug
each other. This point right?
Drew is kind of curious to see what his cousin is looking like
and yeah. Sure enough.
Right, you know, he looks over and Drew's cousin is like full
like super long dark black hair has of dark has like a black
hoodie from Hop. Topic has like black socks and
has like a spiky chain thing, dog.
Collar thing and has like long like black painted nails and has
a like a little like a in a you know in his mouth like he has
like a lip ring or something. And he's Like he comes up, he's
kind of like Shrugged over Hands In Pockets was like, what's up
and Drew's like, hey man, how's it going last time?
Like he was in his Minecraft Arc, so completely different
than. So Drew was a little taken
aback, but anyways, they all decide to go and sit down and
they're just talking about stuff and it seems super normal at
first. But here's the first interaction
that Drew kind of realized was the beginning of.
Wow, this is going to be a lot weirder than I ever expected,
Drew's cousin. Like the Kid.
And I'm just going to call me email kid, just realize the emo
kid and dreams cousin are the same person from here on out.
So anyways, right, the email kid is sitting there and the first
kind of really weird thing he says is he refers to Drew right?
As a mere mortal. Like it was like I'm totally
normal conversation and I think like the emo kid was like looks
at droon and says how is a mere mortal like you faring and like
School. Andrew was like, okay, that's
like kind of funny Drew thought he was his trolling.
He I thought he was joking around Drew really thought that
like the emo kid had a pretty good sense of humor.
And, you know, Drew was all for it.
He thought was pretty funny so Drew kind of responded as
normal, but the thing was that was kind of weird in which kind
of like this was kind of the thing that made for you think.
Oh my God like wait, this is actually something is when the
emo kids mom, his aunt. I don't know why in the
beginning, I kept saying Drew's cousins mom, his aunt.
I'm kind of an idiot. I'm sorry guys.
Anyways, right, his aunt made this face like a bit of a
Grimace but also a Mi Andrews like why is she acting so weird?
Like the kid made a joke about me being a mere mortal.
Little did Runo, the emo kid was in, his God era or whatever.
Right? So I mean he did he did, he
meant it bro. He legitimately meant that he
was a mere mortal but anyways right you know, we're things has
kept going on like that because all of a sudden, right?
You know the emo kid was like, yeah.
Like when I was at schools going well for me because since, you
know, and he looks at them when he says, you know, It has a bit
of a smirk and Drew and his head is like, yeah, I don't know.
But he doesn't question any further.
The emo kids? Like, yeah, because, you know,
all my friends that, you know, they're bowing down because, you
know, they don't want to, they don't want to deal with my
wrath, which I totally understand.
And Drew's kind of just like in his head like all right, like
the I can't tell if it's a joke or not if it's a joke.
This bit of satire was pretty funny but if it's not a joke oh
my God, like this is not going to be this is super weird but
He's right and he looks at Drew's cause or hid the emo kids
cousin's, mom, again, and she's grimacing again.
And runas has like, wait a minute, something's off here.
So, the emo kid is, like, I gotta go to the bathroom, he
stands up and he likes Sonic Dash is away or just like does
the Sonic Dash away and like the thing is, Right.
Drew didn't notice this before, but he has like a black cloak,
like the dude has a Superman cape, but it's like all black
and like emo and whatever and dreams are.
Like okay, this guy's a bit of a, he's a bit of an oddball but
at least he's a good guy that turned out to be very incorrect.
But anyways, right. Drew is this like, all right man
went to the bathroom like, I guess it's just going to be my
mom. My aunt and I, talking and the
aunt her face was like a forced smile for the entire
conversation until Drew left and her face completely dropped.
And she's like, guys, I'm so sorry.
Like, I gotta let you know something and they were all just
like what he what he talking about and she was like, guys,
Like I don't know how to explain this, but I guess the best way I
can explain this is that, you know, your cousin and looks at
Drew is like Drew your cousin. He's you know he's in his God
Arc right now Andrews like huh? What is a God our he's like
yeah. Well what do you mean a god Arc?
Like what does that even mean? Bro, and she's like, oh yeah.
So basically he thinks that he's a legitimate God and that his
friends bow down because they know that he can Smite them.
Them and put spells on him and, you know, he's been in his emo
phase for a while but it's evolved into an emo, God phase
and Drew's just like looking at her.
Like weight is the emo kid and my aunt are they both on the
same comedy bit? Is this like a sketch or
something? And he left to make it seem more
believable because if that's the case, Bravo, they're getting
five-star rating for me. But at this is legit and it
seeming, like it's legit. Oh my God, I'm actually gonna
like flip out. Dude, this is the craziest thing
ever. And in and then the his own goes
on to say and you know, he's very fragile emotionally or
whatever. So if you guys can just please
please play along. If you like makes a mention
that, he's a God, please don't burst his bubble like like I
know it's a lot to ask and it's super weird but please just do
it for me. He's going to get through this
phase and be normal soon. I hope she has a long pause and
then says I hope and like, you know, Drew's mom kind of cringe
is a little bit. She's like, oh my God like Thank
God Drew is that like this? And that in his God Arc.
Drew's mom wouldn't care if he was like an Emo or something.
But if he was an emo goth phase, like she would be like bruh.
Like my son. Why?
Why do I live just to suffer and that's when Drew sees the emo
kids /, his cousin returned from the bathroom and you guys might
be thinking, oh he's not too bad.
Right? And is little God are because
all he's saying is like, his friends are Mortals or whatever.
Know it is about to get 1000 times worse.
It's something about the bathroom just turned him into
like super evil vinge's. God mode like it is about to
get. So, so bad.
So strap in and prepare yourself real quick.
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Anyways, back to the story. So the email kid comes back and
he sits down and He sits down, he wraps his cape around him,
like he's Dracula or whatever. And, you know, Drew's mom, /,
the emo kids or Drew's on /, the email kids, mom, right?
It's like, hi Drew. Welcome back.
And Drew. I don't know what happened to
him in the bathroom, but he's like he responds.
He, he turns his head. He looks at his mom and he says,
silence. Mortal.
Do not speak to a god, like me. And all of a sudden everyone at
the table goes silent. And, and even the table next and
I'm go silent and they were in the middle of a conversation
like everyone, like and then in the five-mile like facility or
five foot facility was like, paused and was just like, what
did I just hear? And, you know, the emo kids mom
gets like, very like ahead nervous, and she's very thankful
to like she was able to tell, you know, Drew and his mom like
what's going on. But she was like, oh my liege, I
am so sorry. Please forgive me and emo.
Kid is like finality. Consider it.
Your punishment will be a less than because of your repentance
repentance. Is that the word?
Yes, because you're forgetting your slightly forgiven but your
punishment will so happen. Any like whips up his cape again
and like hides his face behind it as I really really am a man.
It was Point Road Rules like oh my God my cousin's gone off the
deep end bro. Want.
So anyways right the email kids mom starts having a conversation
with Drew's mom kind of just trying to like move past that
super awkward moment. Of his of like her son saying
cylons mortal you will be punished like something just
very strange like that. And she just tries to have a
normal conversation and she was doing pretty successfully as the
emo kid was like, evilly staring at them like like through his
black mascara, looking at them and like it.
Like, I don't know, like, Drew like looked at his cousin and
like briefly, very briefly drew, his kind of do looked at his
cousin and the emo kid looks at Makes eye contact and goes
Andrews this thing himself. What, what did I do?
I looked at you like, what are you so much?
Less normal right now, because the email kid was kind of weird
before as he was calling people his Mortals, but for some
reason, he just went off the deep end by the time he came
back anyways, right? The the waiter comes around and
brings their food and things are looking pretty good because
like, I don't know, Drew's like, all right I don't need to
interact with my cousin anymore. He's kind of weird.
Weird. I can just focus on my food and
he can focus on his food and then we can just get out of
here. Life is good.
And that was this, unfortunately, not the case
because when the food came down, the emo kid is like, alright, it
because he speaks for the first time since calling his mom a
mere mortal and that she was going to be punished.
He says, alright, time for the sacrifices, and his mom is kind
of like, oh boy. Andrew is just thinking as had.
Hey like, what's going on here and sure.
Off the email kids mom is like oh yes my Lord and she takes
like half of her food and scrapes it onto his plate.
He's like, all right. Who else Andrew kind of is just
so confused right now. He's this like, am I supposed to
give this kid? Some some of my food broke Drew
was hungry. He didn't have lunch that day.
He was like tired. He the food he got was really
good. He's not trying to give this
weirdo. Emo kid, who thinks?
He's a god half of his. Is food.
That's just not what he's trying to do today.
Man, this is not what he's trying to do.
An emo kid is like Drew. You will be punished if you
don't give me half of your food and Drew in his head is like
what? Huh.
No. Well, I'm not, like, I'm just
not doing that. Like, at the end of the day, I
hate to say it, but actually, I don't hate to say, I love to say
it. I Relish in the fact that I'm
saying it, I'm not giving him half my food.
That's crazy. And, you know, the druze is kind
of looking around and he makes eye contact with the emo kids.
It's Mom /. Is Aunt and is aren't as gives
them a death stare, like do it, do it.
My son needs you to do it and so do you like fine, whatever?
Andrew, like, takes about a third of his food and puts it on
the emo kids plate. And he's so angry.
He has to do this in the first place and the emo kid looks at
him and says peasant. This is not a half of your food.
This is only a third Andrew and his mind is like, wait, he's
going to actually nitpick me on this.
He's I gave them basically. Half my food.
Yeah. I actually gave him like a
third. It's a Same thing, right?
And the emo kid is like you won't be smited.
If you don't give me half of your foot and Cruces thinking to
himself, my God. What is wrong with my cousin?
And Drew's mom is like all right, honey, here you go and
scrapes off half of our food into the emo kids played.
He's got Yang Yang. Yang is this like weird like
cringe laugh or whatever and Drew's just like you know what
this fine as so streusel It's the rest of his food or the
other half of, or at least up to half of his food onto his plate,
he's thinking, whatever, like I'm going to be hungry, I'll
just grab food at home. I'm just trying to get out of
this. Very weird meal and the emo kid
is like smart, move peasant, smart move.
You will not be smited. Now and emo kid starts like he
eats like literally one bite on his plate and is done.
He just doesn't eat the rest of it and Drew is just like so
angry at this point for everything that's happened.
But now the emo kid Demanded all of this food from everyone at
the table, and he doesn't even eat any of it.
So eventually right the waiter comes around, is like, oh, are
you done and points? Everyone else who has finished
their food, because they're all very hungry, with empty plates
and he points the emo Keys like. Oh, do you want me to box it up?
And the emo kid says, no, I'm done and hands him the plate and
Drew his head is, like, what? What?
You didn't even eat it. Why, so, Drew really just wants
to get out of there. He is not trying to deal with
this nonsense anymore, but the emo kid like the does the
waiter. Comes around says hey guys, you
want to Desert and the emo kid is like, yes.
I I demand it and the waiters like, okay, I'll get the menus
and ruin his head is this thing himself bro.
I'm trying to get out of here this weirdo but like I'm just
trying to get away from the weirdo, right?
But he demands the food. So I guess I'll get some ice
cream whatever as long as he doesn't take all my ice cream or
something. And so sure enough, they get the
dessert menus and they all order their ice cream and the thing is
right. The parents don't end up
ordering any of the ice cream. Mmmmm.
So it says drew the emo kid, the both get like 3 scoops of
whatever flavor they like and so sure enough right.
It is very quiet and awkward even the parents at this point
have given up trying to make the situation less awkward and
they're just dead silent. The whole table is dead silent
and is so weird and strange, and Drew just wants to go home.
And he doesn't want to be here. But finally, write a little
light at the end of the tunnel. The ice cream comes in Drew's
already prepared that he probably has to give the emo
kid, half of his ice cream, he's like whatever.
Man like this dinner sucks. I never want to see this guy
again. If he's in his God, Arc or
whatever. Right.
I'm not trying to see this kid anymore, but fine, if this gets
me home and at least I'll have half a bowl of ice cream.
One and a half, Scoops is pretty good.
I'll take it whatever it's not three but I'll take one and a
half. So the ice cream comes in the
waiter. Puts the stuff down, says enjoy
guys. And so Drew is getting ready to
divide his ice cream and half. An email kid is like, alright,
peasant, give me all your ice cream.
Andrew looks at looks at him as like, All all of it.
Drew's like Oh I thought you wanted half.
He's like now for dessert. I deserve it all.
Are you always smited? Do you want to be smited peasant
and Drew looks at him? And he has that like eye twitch,
you know, when some in the movies is about to go insane,
their eye starts, twitching Drew legitimately told me over
instagrammed yams which is how he sent me the story.
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Sorry for the delay. Give me a couple days.
Sighs. But anyways, right, Drew has
this eye twitch and he's just looking at him and he's about,
to go completely insane, all over the emo kid, and he looks
at the emo kid and Drew says to him.
No. In fact, I will not be giving
you any of my ice cream. And Drew's on is like Andrews
mom and his head Andrews. Mom doesn't really react but
she's like, alright. Finally, my son is standing up
to this weirdo. Kid, who happens to be my
cousin. I don't even care this or my
son's cousin. I don't even care at this point,
right? Right.
And you're like yeah I'm not eating giving you any of my ice
cream and Drew takes a massive bite and the emo kid says
peasant, you will be punished either way for being for
disrespecting, my authority. But I will give you a chance to
give me the ice cream before you guys should be highlighted and
he's like all right, bro. Smite me.
Yes, my a I have you ever smited anyone before?
I don't know if that's the correct past tense.
Have you ever have you ever spied anyone before bro?
I didn't think so. So yeah, go ahead and smite me.
And the emo kid is like very well and he stands up from his
table. And he goes, you're a ha and,
like, stretches out both of his hands to do, like, Sith force
force lightning or something. Nothing happens.
Andrews, like our try again, bro?
And he's like, stands us like stretches out his hands.
And once again, right. Nothing happens and the emo kids
like percentage, I was giving you Mercy.
Which is something I rarely give out.
Give me the ice cream are, you'll be smited for real under
is like all right bro smite me for real then in the emo kid
starts getting angry and he's like, I was generous, I was kind
and you you disgusting little peasant, you don't understand
what you did and the emo kid takes he goes over reaches over
grabs? Drew's bowl of ice cream and
Chuck's it across the room. And it's like, if I can't have
it, nobody can Andrews. Like, all right, man, I'm done.
And he gets up and he Look, says, mom.
He's like, Mom, we're going and Drew's mom said being like, Oh,
no, just stay. We haven't seen your cousin and
your on and so long is like, all right?
Bet and turns the, like, turns to the druze on / her sisters
like, hey, I'm so sorry. Like we gotta go, I forgot.
And, you know, Drew is on, is kind of just like, yeah, I get
it, man. Andrews, cousin, the emo kid,
who thinks he's a goddess. No, no, you won't pay.
I'm gonna Put A Spell On You. Put a Spell on You.
What's so Drew walked out of the restaurant with his mom and they
get into the car and Drew's like Mom, can we not hang out with my
cousin anytime soon or at least until he's done with his God?
Phase? I don't care about his emo
phase, if I'm being honest. But can we at least wait till
he's done with his God emo phase and Drew's mom is like, yeah.
You know what? Yeah, that was a terrible
experience today. We got a story of probably the
crunchiest emo kid on planet Earth.
This is probably one of the craziest.
Xia stories I've received from the long time.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories.
And let's call today's subscriber who sent him this
story, let's call him Logan. So Logan was in the seventh
grade when this all went down and in Logans class there was an
emo guy and an emo, girl. Yes, I'm in love with an emo
girl type emo, girl, and I'm just going to call them emo girl
and emo guy because you guys know if I have like a billion
names for people, I swap them and even if I have one name,
I've even messed that. Up once before my brain is very
small, but this all happened one day, when the emo girl, the emo
guy were at recess together and basically, like Logan have
recess for a very long time. I know a lot of people don't
have recess past, like, fifth grade but Logan had it all the
way through ninth grade, which is pretty cool.
So, basically, right the emo guy, the emo girl every single
day at recess would sit at this bench which kind of was like
close enough to everyone else, but also far enough that they
weren't going to like get, I don't know hit by someone on
this. Swing or have to like interact
with people. And basically, what they would
do is they would sit on the bench together and they would be
in each others arms. And they would be like Society.
Yeah, no. But they would be like, randomly
cussing out kids and like, literally some kid would walk
by. Let's call the kid been little.
Little been over here. Little Benny boy, would walk by
the emo girl and emo guy, right? I'm just going to call them the
emo couple and the emo couple would be like oh, look at that
been. He's such like a In former to
society, he's such a sheeple. He's the sheep and sheep.
Oh, bro. Like he doesn't understand our
suffering. He doesn't understand how
Society treats us because Society hates the emo kids and
Ben would walk by. And like, you'd be able to hear
all this nonsense. He'd be like, bro, I can hear
you and they'd be like, what is that Sheba?
And sometimes, they would dislike get really like a grow
and cusp. People of they'd be like a Bend.
He's like, yeah, you suck, bro. And Ben's like, alright, no one
likes, you guys and they're like, Society keeps hating on
us, bro. Why do you think Society hates
you so much? If you're sending a hate out,
you're getting hate back at the end of the day, but this all
happened one day, when Logan made the mistake of getting too
close, the emo guy in the emo, girl.
So, the emo couple was sitting on their little bench, right?
And they were just like, share shy as always.
And sure enough you know Logan you know, he sees his friends at
the tetherball, I don't know if you guys ever played tetherball
back in middle school, but that was the most fun game ever.
I would legit play it if I had in my backyard right now but his
friends were over at the tetherball and Logan was walking
over and Logan. Could either take the long route
having to go around the basketball court to the tether
ball or he could pass by on the short route.
He'd have to pass by the emo bench as I'm going to call it
because that's where the emo guy.
The emo girl would always sit every single recess.
So and complain about Sade or whatever.
And so, sure enough, right? Logan just know, you know?
He just he doesn't know like the real deal with the emo kid in
the emo girl and he doesn't want to take the long route.
So he decides that he's going to pass by the emo bench and he
passes by the emo bench and the emo kid is like because he gets
kind of close to them because I don't know he's been paying
attention, he's just walking. And the emo kid, or the email
guy should specify so like, hey, hey man, wait a second.
And Logan turns around and Like. Oh, so weird emo looking guy,
like, whatever. By the way, if you dress emo I
really don't care. Like you can do whatever you
want man. You're good in my book.
Just don't act like these kids and we're Chillin, bro.
But anyways, Logan's like these kids.
Like I know they're kind of weird or whatever in the email
guys. Dude, I saw that you were
looking at my girl and Logan's like, bro, what are you talking
about and emo kids like, bro, bro, it's obvious, you're in
love with my girlfriend and Logan's like Like dude, what
seriously what do you been talking about is like don't try
and deny it, bro. You're only going to get into
more trouble from me and like emo kid looks over to his
girlfriend and the emo girls like oh you're my big Defender
against this guy and she's Shady dude, I'm sorry, I can't do this
story with a straight face so Logan politely explains to the
emo guy but he has no interest in His girlfriend, and he's not
saying, oh, she's ugly, lol. He's just like, dude, I was
literally just passing by, why would you think that, like, I
have any interest in her? Like, why would I, why would
that give off the impression that I want to, like, get with
your girl? Like, why?
Why on Earth would that give off that impression?
And so, the emo guys starting to realize that he was overreacting
and that, you know, Logan was literally just passing by but
the emo guy. Art's to have come up with a
different theory in his head and he's like, man, wait a minute,
are you calling my girlfriend ugly and look it's like bro.
No, like she's totally fine looking like and then he's like
so you want to you're in love with my girlfriend and Logan's
like no bro I'm not. I'm trying to go play tetherball
with my friends in the emo kid is like.
So you disrespected my girl turns over to his girl gets a
little Wick. Your huh, beautiful?
She's like Shit it in turns bad, he turns back around and he's
like, that's it, I don't stand for this type of disrespect and
slander against my emo girlfriend because I'm in love
with an emo. Girl, you and I, we're gonna
fight tomorrow for her honor and respect and Logan's like what's
an emo, kids like yeah, bro, we're gonna fuck you and me at
recess at this time, it's you versus me.
I don't want to see you chicken out because I'll find you either
way and Logan's like I bro, whatever.
I'm gonna go play some tetherball, Logan thought that
that was it. Logan thought the emo kid was
just being like, I don't know, overreacting just to like,
impress his girlfriend, but unfortunately, he was wrong real
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So, look, I'm not saying to put on a playlist of my videos.
Turn the volume down to 1% while you're sleeping to boost the
channel. But I'm I'm also not saying to
not do that wink. Anyways, back to the story.
So, anyways, right, the next day, rolls around and Logan
doesn't think anything of it. Yes.
In the back of his mind. He's thinking about the crazy
experience of when he passed the emo, kid bench, but he doesn't
really think anything of it. And he really doesn't think that
the emo guy is going to, I don't know.
Oh, my God, I got hiccups, but he doesn't think the emo kid is
actually going to do anything, man.
Like he's just like, okay, whatever he says, trying to
impress his emo. So, like whatever, bro, it
really doesn't matter. And anyways, the next day rolls
around and it's recess and sure enough, you know, Logan goes out
once again to go to the tetherball because that's where
the boys were at and he I mean he had a great day at tetherball
the day before, that is a really fun game.
I don't know why. I keep bringing it up.
I just really enjoyed it as a kid but anyways Logan goes over
and he says planning on walking to the tetherball having a good
time with his friends. But you know who's standing
there blocking his way. Way.
Yeah, it's the emo guy and the emo girl is sitting on the bench
and she's looking at her emo boyfriend.
Right. And but the emo boy, friend, is
standing there. He's like, yo, do you remember
when you disrespected my emo girl and Logan's like what and
the boyfriend takes out. Like, you know, there's like at
the Halloween decoration stores. Those big like foam fake skull
swords. It's like the big gray swords
that Made of foam and super bendy but have like the skulls
on them or whatever. So the emo kid must have bought
one of those or had one of those already because he whips one of
those out. Is this, like, it is time to
battle man and Logan's this like breath.
Like, what man's I'm? I'm I'm sure I'll play some
tetherball, bro. Like, I don't know about you but
and he's like no, you just respected my Imam Oka.
Like, So sure enough, right, the emo kid, or the emo guy should
be specific is like, and you won't pay the price and he runs
in against Logan and he takes the foam sword.
He starts like going whap whap, whap whap whap, the starts like
beating him with the with a foam sword.
But, bro, it's a foam sword. It literally Ben's on impact.
So when he hits them right, the sword just bends in half, right?
It just kind of laps around. However, he's kind of laughing.
A pretty hard. He's like bop, bop, bop So it's
like almost like slapping him and sure enough Logan's getting
kind of little red marks. It's like if someone was like
you know they're slapping you I slap my knee.
By the way, don't be weird. If someone's like slapping you,
they might leave like some red marks.
They're not going to do any actual damage though, unless
you're in a professional slapping contest and your head
explodes or something, but yeah, sure enough the teacher saw that
is like, hey, hey, you there stop that.
And, you know the emo kids like, dude, this guy started at first,
the teachers like, No, no, no. I saw the whole thing.
You just came up to this kid and you were just slapping him.
Go to the principal's office, you have detention for the rest
of recess. In the emo kid looks at Logan is
like this is not over man. This is not over week, goes by
and nothing happens. So Logan the I mean Logan and
kind of purposely avoids, the emo bench and he does look over.
And he sees the emo boyfriend in the emo.
Girlfriend, all cuddled up cursing out, she's shy.
As always, right and sure, enough, right?
He just thinks he's done. Logan thinks, he's in the clear.
Did the emo kid has stopped his nonsense.
But no, no, no, no wrong. The emo kid has not stopped his
nonsense. It's about to get much worse,
believe it or not. So sure, enough a week goes by
and during that week, nothing happened.
So Logan literally forgots entirely about the whole emo
kid. Whatever disrespecting his emo,
girl, typing. He just doesn't even like think
about it. Like, at the end of the day is
like, Right whatever man. I'm gonna go play some
tetherball go hang out with my friends.
Play some like Yugioh cards. I don't know.
Whatever they do at recess but one day a week later, you know,
Logan walks in the school. And look at has a couple classes
before recess and Logan is just in the hallway.
And this big like emo looking kid, who he is, never seen
before walks up to him. It's like, hey, I'm the emo kids
cousin and I'm going to beat you up.
And Logan's like oh my God because this kid was massive.
The emo kid was kind of built like me like a spooky scary
skeleton, but this emo kid bro. He was like, he was like, I
don't know, he was like a linebacker for like I don't know
that Patriots dude. He was a big guy.
He was big guy for sure. And Logan you know, Logan was
pretty medium size but he was about to get obliterated by this
guy if he actually did do anything.
So Logan's like what and the in the email kids Cousin who is
also? Mm.
Oh he's like the mm, I'm just gonna call them the email
cousin, right? The emo cousin who's super big
comes up? Him is like, you me boxing
Logan's like bro, am I supposed to be Logan?
Paul like boxing, huh? But sure enough the emo kids
cousin is like yeah you me recess boxing.
This is for disrespecting, my cousin's girlfriend and he gives
them a little shove and Logan. Like feels the vibrations
through his body as he kind of stumbles back.
A little bit kind of sizes it up and realizes that, oh, my God.
This is not gonna end well. So Logan is kind of struggling
to pay attention in class because he's kind of thinking
about, you know, what's going to happen at recess this big guy,
the big email cousin guy said he was wanted a box him, whatever
that even meant, but he was a little scared.
I mean, he didn't think he was going to do that.
Well, if he actually did end up boxing this guy just because
this guy was big and he was kind of medium big, or he was kind of
medium small to be honest. So he was like, All right man.
I'm not going to do so hot and Logan.
Really knew that he was in trouble when he walked out like
kind of like his. He walks out of the building to
go to recess as he's trying to avoid the whole thing and maybe
hang out with his friends instead.
And normally people are kind of like I don't know, dispersed
around summer at the swing, some were playing basketball
somewhere at the tetherball summer at the emo badge, you
know, whatever, right. But at this point, they were all
huddled around and when Logan walked out, they all turn to Get
him and Logan just knew at that point on that things were about
to be. They were about to be pretty bad
if he's being honest. So, Logan kind of just walks out
there and the crowd, that's kind of circled around.
That was looking at them, kind of steps to the side to show the
emo, girl. The emo guy in the emo guys.
Big emo cousin all standing there, apparently word.
Got out that there was going to be a big boxing match, or
whatever. And here's the thing, right,
stuff like this, never happens at low.
Egan's school. So when people heard that this
was potentially going to happen, everyone was like alright man
the basketball, the tetherball. The I don't know the swinging
that can all be on, hold because that can happen any day, but a
boxing match between this kid and this big like emo guy, who's
like doesn't even go here. This is not something that
happens every single day so it's sure enough right there are
tuning in, they wanted to see what happened.
And the emo kid is like where the emo guys like my God, Logan
Are you ready to get done for disrespecting?
My girlfriend? My a mega and Logan's like, bro.
Like I didn't even say anything and because there's like, yeah,
you just say that cause you're scared.
Everyone's like. Hey.
Okay. But not everyone was laughing.
It was literally does the emo kids but at the end of the day,
right? Everyone was still watching.
And so the, you know, anyways, the emo guy like has like takes
out his backpack who which because like normally you didn't
bring your backpack to SS. But for some reason, the email
Guy brought his backpack to recess so you know that was a
little confusing and yeah. So sure enough.
You know, he opens up his backpack and he takes out two
pairs of boxing gloves and Logan's just like oh so so we're
actually. So we're actually doing this.
Oh okay so this is actually something that's oh okay, huh?
So Logan like starts to put on the boxing gloves and is Don't
like in his head. What am I doing?
If I go along with this I'm gonna get like I'm gonna get
destroyed. So Logan Midway through putting
on the boxing gloves is like wait, I didn't agree to do this,
he starts taking out the boxing gloves in the emo cousin who's
like? Well then I'm going to fight you
either way. If we do this officially, it'll
be a fair fight. If you try and run away like a
little weasel rat boy, then I'm just going to come after you
either way. See you got notes.
Choice. And at this point, Logan like is
actually really concerned like the whole thing was kind of a
joke and it was becoming less and less of a joke up to this
point. But at that moment, he realized
kind of how serious the situation is just a little word
of advice for me. Don't get into any like fights
at school. Just please, for the love of
God, avoid all that stuff, like the plague.
If it's happening, just reported just get away from that stuff.
But anyways Logan's like oh God like this is really bad and he
was starting to get. Be nervous.
And that's when kind of his like, that's kind of when like
his guardian, angel came and a sense because this, the school
principal to teachers and six security guards, the entire
security guard Force at the school came and people started
dispersing. This started running away.
The teacher is pointed at all three, the emo kids.
They also pointed at Logan and the security guards, kind of
like didn't like a hen them. They didn't like Them and
tackled him to the ground or anything, but they're kind of
like, you for. You got to come with me and the
Emu kids because like I don't even go here in the security
guards. Like, yeah, you still got to
come with us and he's like, no, I don't, they're like, well,
legit called the police on you. If you try and leave like don't
even try, he's like okay whatever man.
So sure enough, all four of them they were sent to the
principal's office and the principal and all the security
guards were sitting around. Kind of sat them down and kind
of just wanted an explanation of what happened.
So the emo kids explain from Their perspective, and then
Logan explained from his perspective.
And obviously, his perspective is the perspective.
I just told apparently the emo kids perspective was the same
thing, but a little bit more dramatic of like Logan
disrespecting, the girlfriend or whatever, but honestly, the
stories were practically the same, which is a little weird.
Like, why would the emo kids, say, exactly what was happening.
When, obviously, they were in the wrong, apparently, they
didn't realize how dumb they were being, but yeah, sure
enough their principles like, wow, that's insane.
So, you might be thinking to yourself Yourself.
How on Earth did they get an entire, like, security task
force and all the teachers and the principals together when
they were only out there for like five minutes?
Well, apparently since word spread of this quote-unquote,
boxing match that word spread like it spread to the principal
and they took it very seriously. So they had an entire team ready
and they were monitoring the situation very closely to see if
anything was going to happen. And obviously if some kid comes
from out of school to like try and attack another student, of
course, they're going to have The issue with that.
So what happened was Logan since he was totally like in the
right, you know, he was set free, he was totally fine, but
the E. And so was the emo girl?
Because she was kind of just a bystander, even if she did cheer
it on, you could say the same for Logan for not standing up
earlier. So those two were totally fine
but the emo guy, he was suspended for an entire week
since he kind of orchestrated the whole thing and the emo
cousin like the emo cousin couldn't be suspended or
expelled because he didn't go to to the school.
But basically what happens is they ended up actually calling
the legitimate police about this whole thing explaining what
happened and the police ordered kind of like a semi restraining
order. I don't know if it was super
official but basically said if this big emo cousin ever step
foot on the school again he would be like trespassing and
the police would have their rights to come and arrest them
or whatever. So yeah.
What even happened? Today we got a story of these
emo kids who think that they're super hard super Will super
tough and then they get completely owned and it's, it's
hilarious. You'll enjoy it.
Subscribe, if you like stories, drop a like, and let's call the
subscriber who sent in. Today's story.
Let's call him Gavin. So this whole story, this like
two-week-long, you epic Saga, basically.
All started one day when Gavin was in the hallways of his
school and he was just going to his locker because he needed to
go grab his backpack because it was time for the first class of
the day. So Gavin is walking to his
locker and to be fair, right? He does say That he's not really
paying attention you know he's kind of just thinking about
other things and he bumps into this kid by accident and this
kid is dressed in like all black, he's like super long,
black dyed hair has like black mascara has some like band
t-shirt that they definitely don't know more than one song
and the one song is the most played song.
You know how it is. It basically like he bumps into
this random emo kid and by the way, if this is your style I
don't really care like you're totally chill in my book.
As long as you don't do. What these emo kids do in this
video, or at the story, then you're totally cool in my book.
But anyways, right, the emo kid who we bumped into is like, bro.
You got to be watching where you're going and Gavin's.
I all right my fault like yeah, I wasn't really paying
attention. That's on me.
And the emo kid says that's not enough of an apology.
I need you to bow down and Gavin's, like, dude, I'm not
bowing down to you or you crazy, you know, kids like did you just
call me crazy? Did you and Gavin's like well
yeah like I'm so sorry for bumping into you like sure.
This is kind of on me, but I'm not going to bow down to you to
try and get your apology and he's like, you don't know what
you just did and he liked as a Sonic Dash away like, you know,
how like the Sonic Dash where you like, throw both your arms
back and like Zoom away and, you know, Gavin honestly didn't
think anything of it. He was like, all right, like
I've never seen this kid before, but I definitely Well, we'll
probably try not to talk to him ever again because he's pretty
weird, but yeah, Gavin didn't think anything of it.
But let me just say that quite a bit happened after that point so
fast forward a couple days and Gavin and his friend or friends
after school. They went to this kind of like
local ice cream place where they would go like maybe once or
maybe once a week. Maybe once every two weeks they
sat down after school, got some ice cream and just kind of like
talked about the day talked about whatever the they were
interested in. I don't really But anyways, they
were sitting in a booth and, you know, Gavin was actually, he was
actually recounting the story of the random emo kid that he
bumped into. Because like, you know, he
hadn't seen his friends in, like, a week or two.
As these friends were not school friends.
They were outside of school friends.
They went to other places but they were all close enough to
congregate in the same ice cream place.
And so now if there is ever sure enough they were like oh that
dude, that's absolutely crazy. And as Gavin was like finishing
up that story, he hears the doorbell open because there's
like a bell in the door and in walks three emo kids.
However, they're not the emo kid, the Gavin bumped into, so,
Gavin doesn't think anything of it.
He's like, oh, speak of the devil.
And, like, the other guys, the Gap in his, with cabins friends,
they turn around and they're like, dude, is one of those emo
guys, like are one of those guys, like, the guy that you
bumped into Gavin's like no, no, no.
That like I just thought it was funny that a bunch of like, you
know, people who dress like the guy who I bumped into like
walked in as I was telling the story.
But no, that's not the guy or at least, I'm pretty sure it's not
on. See like totally revamped his
style and like looks totally different because of makeup or
something, but he was pretty sure, it wasn't but weirdly
enough, right? The emo kids walk right by like
the front desk, right? Or the place where you order the
ice cream and they weren't sitting at any of the open
tables as it was kind of like you'd see it yourself.
They were walking right towards Gavin and his friends.
So Gavin's like all right wait hold up.
These kids seem to be walking towards us.
Do you guys know any of them and Gavin's friends once again turn
around and look closer? And they, they're just things
themselves. No, so they tell Gavin like, no,
we don't know these guys and Gavin's like, well, it looks
like we're about to know them, and sure enough, the three emo
kids walk up and they're like, are you like the guy who bumped
into one of our brothers yesterday?
And Gavin is just looking at them, like, huh?
And Gavin was like, what are you talking about, dude?
He's like, you know you know, this is definitely the one when
the emo kids turns the other guy and says that and they're like
all right bro, you were definitely.
Guy who bumped into brother. I don't know.
Snake Lord they get do do some like really weird names.
I'm kind of like Derpy name or something.
They're like yeah, there's this is a guy who bumped into
Brothers snake Lord a couple days ago and then they all turn
a Gavin and they're like this is your final warning.
This is emo Squad Turf and Gavin, you know, probably should
have done this. Well, I mean, it doesn't matter
but he burst out laughing. Laughing.
He was like yo it's whose Turf dude.
What? And they're like, this is not a
laughing matter. This is the second offense
against emo Squad. He's like emo?
What the whole and this point right?
Gavin, he just can't stop laughing.
He's like so you're telling me you're telling me that the guy a
bump to into his name is Lord snake Lord.
What brother snake, Lord and that you guys are part of Most
Squad, and they're like, it's not a laughing matter.
Stop laughing, stop it. Nah real quick.
Before I forget, because I keep on forgetting, and it's annoying
me. Write a comment, emo down below,
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Anyways, back to the story Gavin's, like, You can't be
serious dude. And the emo kids are like, this
is your last warning. Apologize to us on your knees.
Apologize to us while bowing down, or you will suffer the
consequences, you will Faith face, the wrath of emo Squad and
Gavin's, like, I'll face the wrath of what emo Squad long.
So anyways, right, the emo kids are like, fine you've sealed.
Your Fate and the three of them walk out.
And at this point, right? Gavin's friends also kind of
join him and like laughing at this.
They weren't laughing at the time because they were holding
it in much better than Gavin was.
But Gavin really at this point just did not care fast forward
to the next day though, goes to school goes to his locker.
As always is just trying to pick up his backpack and you know he
sees that his locker has been opened and he's like okay this
is a little weird and he opens up his locker and he sees a
piece of paper and he's like, Alright, this Piece of paper.
Definitely was not here before. Looks like it's, you know,
intentionally and here. It was like folded up, and it
was like, it would look like a note.
So he picks it up and he opens it up.
And there's like, the, the letter is like written in red
pen to be all spooky and mysterious and it says you have
disrespected emo squad for the last time you.
Now, you shall now suffer the consequences and it was side.
Emo Nation, Kevin's like you both.
Action. But nothing happens for the rest
of the day. So Gavin was like pretty
convinced that, you know, this was kind of a big Bluff and that
nothing actually would happen and but you know anyways, right?
You know, the next day, rolls around and Gavin is kind of
completely forgotten about it and it's recess and he's just
chilling with his friends. He's actually on the swings.
I used to love this Wings when like I used to go out to recess
back in the day this Wings me and the boys would always be on
those. It was fire.
But anyways though right. He was just kind of chilling on
the swings and he sees the Odd of six emo kids or at least
they're dressed up like email kids.
They walk up to him and Gavin synced himself.
Oh my God, it's the it's the Supreme Lord emo Nations Squad
game forever. Hashtag bruh.
Like it is. Oh no guys they're coming and
they walk up to him and they're like.
So how's it feeling and Gavin's like, bro?
What? And they're like, you're totally
scared right now. I can see through you and
Gavin's like scared of what the the squad fam of ammonia.
In there, like do the Brotherhood, don't disrespect it
Brotherhood and Devin's like whatever Lowell.
And then when the emo kid says, so are you ready for the attack?
The grade emo versus nerd war? And look Evans was like, wait,
am I the nerd and the situation? They're like yes nerd.
And he's like I bro. Okay I'm ready for the great
battle. Is it going to be greater than
World War 1 2? & 3 can bind?
Is this going to be like D-Day but a thousand times bigger and
more epic and more explosions and an emo kids unironically?
We're like yes, are you scared Gavin's like no law and they're
just like you should be and they all kind of run away and they
all like Sonic Dash away apparently.
Like the sign of the emo kids was like Sonic Dashing away,
which like if you're trying to be intimidating, I don't know if
Sonic Dashing away is going to really like, I don't know.
I don't know man. You You know what?
I don't get it. Maybe I'm just a big ol hater.
Who knows dude? Anyways though, skip forward is
Saturday so two days later. Nothing happens in the next two
days. But sure enough right, you know,
Gavin and his friends, you know, they kind of congregate and
they're going to go hang out at the park.
The for that day it was a really nice day out, I don't know.
They're just trying to chill outside so the thing is right as
Gavin was walking and they were kind of like collecting all the
guys or whatever Kevin was noticing that, you know, there
was this emo kid who is walking on the other side of the The
sidewalk and he was like, okay, well this is a little bit weird
and he notices that the emo kid is like looking at them and like
looking away, his eyes are like darting back and forth and then
he picks out a phone and is like Whispering into the phone and
Gavin is like Hey cuz he tells it, he told his friends about
what's been happening last couple days.
He's like by the way, we might be having some unexpected fun at
the park or whatever is about to happen and kind of like points,
the emo kid and the emo kid is like runs away quickly.
And so Gavin is Friends. They're walking to the park and
they just noticed like Them people dressed in all emo like
randomly appear around them and kind of like look at them
talking to phones and gammons like, by the way, they said that
they were going to have like an epic battle or something.
So I guess. Prepare yourselves.
So Gavin is Friends, make her to the park and they're they're
just walking in when they see like a from the trees from the
bushes, 10 emo, kids, 10 11 12, they all charge out and they're
like this is the final battle. All this will go down in the
history books and Gavin notices that they all have Nerf guns and
he's just like, oh my God! No shot.
And yes, they all walk out with these Nerf guns and they're
like, what are your final words and Gavin turns his friends?
He's like, Alright, so my fault. I realized that they were weird
and cringe but this is like a whole new level.
So my bad, we're going to have a very weird day today and they're
like, if those are Last Words, you've chosen then so be it and
then they start shooting the Nerf guns at him and like, they
just kind of like, bounce off of him.
But Gavin notices that all the Nerf guns were all.
The nerve bullets were like colored black with like a black
Sharpie just to be even more edgy and emo in like, oh my God,
Society or whatever. Right, and Gavin's like, oh no,
these foam like pellets or slightly annoying?
No no but like he's this like guys.
Can you stop? This is kind of annoying and
they're like, I know that you would crumble, I know that you
would fail, no mercy and they just come in there, still like
shooting these like little foam black bullets or whatever and
he's just like, guys Please, this is getting annoying.
I'm just trying to chill with the park with my friends in
there. Like you should have
disrespected emo Squad. Then he's like you must go out
there like out, stop laughing and sure enough, right?
They just keep shooting there enough guns, until they run out
of bullets and then they were like, huh.
Looks like we won this battle and Gavin's, this literally
standing there with a pile of like poorly drawn nerve bullets.
Writings like what? And they're like, yeah you got
so scared and I was like, dude, what are you talking about?
We won this and then they all like get up like they got all
their Nerf guns together and they're running away and they're
like and get them. Could hear them.
Yo. Yeah we just one let's report
back to emo Squad Kevin's like I like okay.
Okay, man. Like this is really getting
annoying but I guess you won. Let's hope this is the end of it
but unfortunately, it was not the end of it yet.
No, these these kids are crazy, bro.
So things start to get really A really weird one day like a
couple days later, when Gavin's is chilling, his room.
He's on his phone, and he's actually on Instagram.
He's just liking people's photos or whatever, just kind of like
chilling out and he gets a follow request from an account
called emo underscore Nation like in a bunch of letters or
whatever. I'm not going to give you the
exact username. As I wasn't even given the exact
username and apparently they counts deleted now or whatever.
So like unfortunately we can't go look at the account ourselves
and cringe and laugh or whatever.
But sure enough right you know, the account.
GM's him. And they this is where things
actually a kind of weird. They deem him a video and Gavin
looks to the video and the video is of Gavin sitting on his phone
liking photos on Instagram. So Gavin immediately gets up.
He goes out and he sees his windows open.
There's no his like his shades are not drawn, he runs out like
looks out his window and you know, his yard is empty.
But sure enough like maybe a couple minutes ago or a couple
20 minutes ago or whatever, maybe like 30 seconds ago.
Go, there was one, the emo kids who was recording him from his
backyard looking into his window at this point where I Gavin's,
like, all right, that's weird. I'm starting to get weird out.
I know these kids are just cringing lame and all they're
gonna do is like cast spells on me and like, say, Society hates
us but still, I really don't like this invasion of privacy.
So Gavin things himself. Alright, so I'm just going to
screw over all these kids like for messing with me at this
point. And I know for a fact, how I'm
going to do it. So Gavin basically has a plan
Where he wants to get them to admit in writing who's doing
this and just to like admit it, so then he can report it to the
principles and get them to stop doing anything.
So Gavin, like finds the account again, sends a message is like
bro, like I'm waving the White Flag, I need to surrender.
You guys are too powerful, but first, I must know who is it in
the emo Squad. And, of course, it counts as
like responds. Ha ha ha.
I knew you would crumble. I knew you would fall.
Kind of goes On this like I don't know, this big old
Shakespearean big Lego, you have failed we have one emo Squad
will reign supreme forever and he's like I like yeah, I totally
lose guys. You're so right.
But can you tell me who did I lose to?
I must know the names. And then Gavin's like it is
only. It is a soldiers are honored to
tell me who it is. He just made something up to
make it sound like something that they had to tell him the
name. To be honorable or something and
the emo Squad legitimately says, the the members of the emo Squad
are and then legitimately just gives a list of names and
Gavin's like way, bro, you're serious.
You're just gonna like, you're just going to self-report this
hard to me. I like cool.
I'll take it dude. So then Gavin goes on to say.
So it was you guys the people you just listed who you know
recorded me and my house and attacked me at the Park and
threaten me and all that kind of stuff and they're like, yes it
was us. It is a soldier's order to tell
you who it was. And this point Gap is like, bro,
I just made that up but like, Thanks for believing it, dude.
Like it's just going to make my life so much easier and he's
like, wow, you guys really have one?
And they're like, we have won the battle but not the war, we
shall not. Stop until you understand the
truth of how you've disrespected the emo Squad and Gavin of this
point. Right now he is screened.
He's like real. He's real careful to screen
record the whole conversation, get screenshots somehow back it
up, because like you can unsend or delete Instagram DMS.
You can also delete accounts or whatever.
So, after Gavin has gotten all the proof, you responds Lowell
emo Squad. Such a nerd name and then stops
responding and they say, ah, what I thought you surrendered.
Well, we're going to attack even harder now.
You don't know what we're capable of, but apparently emo
Squad was also Notch. It was not aware of what Gavin.
Was capable of because the next day, Gavin goes to the
principal. He's like, hey kind of talk to
you for a second principles like yeah, sure.
What's up and Gavin tells the entire story of what happened
and she's like, what he's like, oh yeah by the way, I have names
of exactly who is in emo Squad and the principles like and gave
us like, I know but hold up, hold up and shows her the video
tells her about everything and then shows her the proof.
And she's like, wow, like normally Like we don't get
evidence this like convincing like good job.
Like actually like normally we would have taken her stuff
seriously if you just came forward with the story but the
fact that you also got them to admit with a list of names.
That's, that's pretty good and sure enough, right?
Every guy that was like or everyone who is listed on the
emo Squad, account was following the account too.
So it's pretty. It was pretty clear.
They didn't just list random people and yeah sure enough
right. Gavin goes to class and he's
sitting in class when he hears on the Beaker the list of names
in the emo Squad, B, and Then followed up by Kindle following
names like report to the principal's office and then the
list of names in the email Squad and Gavin's is sitting there.
Like what a coincidence that totally wasn't me.
And yeah, so sure enough, right everyone in the emo Squad gets
like. So they don't get suspended but
they get the tension right after school for the next two weeks
and also their now placed on kind of thin ice.
Okay, if they do anything against Gavin at all, they will
get actually suspended. And if they do anything again,
they'll get like full-on sis, expelled.
So the emo Squad never really liked masses with Gavin again,
except this one time about a week later.
So they'd been in like in-school.
Detention for about a week, Gavin passes.
One of the emo kids and he emo. Kid looks at him and hisses Adam
and then walks away today. I got a story, probably one of
the craziest emo kids of all-time and I've told a lot of
crazy stuff. Tory's so strap in subscribe if
you like stories and let's call today.
Subscriber let's call her Luna. So Luna was a tennis player and
was pretty good at tennis and over the summer her mom sent
Luna to a tennis camp and this story starts a pretty far
through the tennis camp. So the tennis camp lasted about
one week long and on the last day which was Friday, all the
parents would come and they would watch kind of like a
tennis tournament of all the kids who were playing and
learning how to play and getting better.
During the week, there would be a big tournament, they would
have liked I know a fake little trophy thing, but the main Port
thing was that there is a big tournament at the end of the
week and all the parents came to watch.
So this story starts on that Thursday.
So this is the day before the last day which is the big event.
And this this Tascam took place at a college so they had access
to a College dining hall and Luna and her two friends were
walking, you know, to go try and find a table and Lunas.
Two friends said, oh, look over there or one of Lunas friends
at. Oh, look over there.
There's a table. So Lunas.
Two other friends. You know went over and sat down.
The table Luna said, I'll be right back.
I'm going to go get something so we're gonna walk over to the
dining hall, grab something to eat and is walking back and
while Lunas walking back. She's not really paying
attention like she's kind of like I don't know spacing out or
looking on her phone or for some reason she's not paying full
attention to her surroundings. So unfortunately, she bumps into
this guy and you know, the guy had a tray of food and the food
honestly, it wasn't even that bad.
Like the food. Sure.
Like a little bit got on his shirt but it wasn't like the
entire tray. Load it all over his shirt and
his clothes were soiled and ruined Beyond repair.
Like, yeah, dude, you got sprayed a little bit that sucks,
but it's time to move on and Luna was like oh my God I'm so
sorry that's so embarrassing and like she's like like I'm so
sorry like I wasn't paying attention and this kid, you
know, Luna's, looking at this kid, in this kid is very clearly
like an emo kid. And by the way, there's nothing
wrong. If you dress like goth or Emo,
or whatever, it's a style, and I think a lot of my viewers have
the style, And I don't personally do it myself, that
isn't my style, but I rock with you if you do that, no hard
feelings. However, if you're like this emo
kid, bro, you gotta change some things in your life.
That's all I'm saying because this emo kid looks at Luna.
Looks her dead, in the eyes, and then takes out a book and Lunas
like, and what? And the emo kid.
So he has this book in his hand and Luna notices, that there's
like ancient High logo like hi-low griffix.
How did my brain is not working right now?
There's Ancients like letters and all these like, symbols on
the book. Basically, it looks like a
wizard or witch book or something and Lunas thinking to
yourself. Alright.
There's no shot that like, that's actually like a wizard
book or something and the emo kid reaches into his back pocket
and takes out a wand. So he opens up the like, the
spell book and he's waving his wand around, he's like, you have
made a great enemy, you've made a great mistake, bumping into me
on purpose. I'm Lucas like it wasn't on
purpose, man. Like I swear to you, like I
wasn't paying attention and I apologize for that.
I should have been paying attention, you're right?
Like that's on me. However, like come on now.
It was an accident. I don't know.
You're doing, I don't know what kind of nonsense dooblydoo up
you're doing right now, but he's like silence mortal and he's
like, waving his wand around. He's like hibbity bibbity
bobbity, boo. I put us but something like
super goofy but like supposedly like I don't know.
Wizard tongue or Something. He's like BBC boob you to be
Google. Give me.
I'm like okay, bro? Like let's calm down now.
He's like there you've been cursed and he slams the book
shot with one hand. Puts the wand back in his
pocket, puts the book back into his backpack which he was
carrying around or I guess not a backpack.
I guess it was like a tennis bag with a racket in it and the emo
kid walks off and Luna is just standing there just kind of like
What what does happened like can we just have like a little pause
and Rewind of what just happened here?
Because I don't think the, like, I really understood what was
going on because there's not a shot that that actually just
happened. So we're going to goes back to
the table with her two friends and her two friends are like
what took you so long and Lunas. Like well I actually have a very
interesting answer that. I bet you guys were not
expecting so Luna tells him the story and they're like one of
them. One of them was just like, oh my
God, that's crazy. The other one was like, dude.
Like I know that kid like I saw, I was in a tennis group earlier
this morning, we're practicing for hands.
I know that kid, he was so weird bro.
He was all like search that. Okay, he did.
Okay, he wasn't like the other emo kid, bro.
Huh? I'm just playing around but he
was like all like in the corner hushed away and when the coach
like get like said to him, it was his turn.
He kind of like looked up at him and flicked his long dark hair
back, kind of side and then like, you know, Forehand or
something. They're like that kid was super
weird but I had no idea that he was like, that weird because
there's a difference between being kind of weird, and putting
spells on people randomly, like that's his who two different
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anyways, right? So the next day rolls around and
remember that, you know, Luna was at a tennis camp and on the
last day, which was the next day because this whole spell
incident happened on a Thursday and the last day was on a
Friday. So it was Friday, it was the
last day and it was only like a half day because the parents
will come and pick you up by the end of it.
But anyways, right, there was a big tennis tournament and all
the parents came to watch. So it was a pretty big deal and
so everyone was sitting around on the tennis court and like the
coach was standing at the very front, everyone was sitting on
the tennis court and he was reading off his list of like.
Alright guys, like thank you for all your hard work this week and
finally it pays off Just know that, you know, win or lose like
you know we just want to make sure you have a fun time and
that you know I mean there can only be one winner so you can't
take it. That personally if you don't win
the most important thing is to like good sportsmanship and have
a fun time. And anyways, let me read off the
pairings. So the parents were read off and
Luna had a first-round match where she played against
another, some random guy or something, and she was better,
she was probably one of the top ten people at the camp.
She didn't expect to win the tournament.
I mean, that the other people there, Were some people that
were much better than her and maybe they're having a bad day
or whatever. But Luna, just wanted to go out
there, have some fun. So Lunas, first-round match went
down really well, she won 6-2, 6-3, which is pretty solid.
When, if you guys know tennis, I used to play tennis a lot back
in the day. That's why I can tell the story
so well, at least the tennis Parts.
But anyways, things get really interesting.
When Lou no goes into her second round match.
The second round match is against a familiar character
that you guys may. Or Or may not remember from
earlier in the story. Yes, Luna is playing the emo
kid, and let me just say that Luna did not forget the emo kid,
but very well. The converse is true, too,
because the emo kid had not forgotten about Luna either,
which means, yes, Luna. And the versus the emo kid are
about to play. After the Emo Kid, Put a Spell
on her. And Lunas is looking at her
opponent. Like, there's no way.
There's, there's no way man, that there's no way.
So anyways, right, you know, Lou So when you play tennis, you
normally like you will warm up with your partner and then
you'll get into playing. But basically you both stand on
two sides of a net, just very quickly for people who don't
know. And so Luna was standing on one
side of the net, and the emo kid was like sulking over and kind
of like was all hunched over and kind of like wandered over to
the other side of the net. And so Luna walks up to kind of
like the net in the in between and the the emo kid walks up as
well and Lunas like, all right. Like do you want to warm up an
email kid? Is like insert maniacal laugh.
I can't do a maniacal laugh right now.
I'm just I just can't do it so insert like the most evil
maniacal laugh from like TV shows and movies you can think
of. And dude, out of all the
responses Luna was expecting, okay.
Luna was either respond expecting like yes or no.
It was a yes, or no question, but out of all the responses
that Luna was expecting. Let me just say the man, I am
maniacal laugh. Is not on the list, dude.
Like it just was not on the list and saloon has kind of thinking
like, okay. And then, the emo kid goes on to
say, like, finishes up his maniacal laugh and is like, why
would I need to warm up when I have the curse on my side and
Luna was just like, oh, so. So we're still going with that.
We're not just going to like, because Luna was kind of
thinking. All right, well, let's just put
yesterday behind us because that was very weird.
Do you know what, the only little gave this guy, you know,
the privilege of allowing, you know, just to put that behind
them because normally, that's not a thing, you just put
behind, right? The fact that like you got a
spell put on you. Normally you don't just forget
about that but Luna was like, oh okay.
So no warm-up and the emo kid said, yeah well I mean I have
the curse on my side. So why would I need to warm up
anyways? And Luna was like all right fine
I really gotta smack this kid. So lewd on the emo kid kind of
go immediately into playing the match and so Luna spins the
Racket and sure enough it is the emo.
Kids Choice. So, basically, in the beginning
of tennis, you spin, like, heads or tails, and if you get it
right, you can choose to serve or have the other person served
and the emo kid starts maniacally laughing.
So once again insert the like maniacal evil villain laughs
after the racket is spun and you know Lunas is kind of looking at
them. Like dude what and emo kid is
like looks like my curse is. Already working it.
Insert again. Another maniacal laugh and
Lunas, this thing to herself. All right, bro.
Like let's not jump to conclusions.
There's a 50-50 chance that you were going to get that like come
on now and the back of Lunas mind.
She was like well I wonder if the curse is real but our
rational mind was able to take control and be like, all right
let's just smack this kid. I know I'm better than him so
sure enough right you know the emo kids start serving basically
that's the way you start a tennis point.
So emo kid throws. It up Pops it in and the serve
is not that good I serve as the hardest part of tennis in my
opinion but the serve is not that good and Luna, really
wanting to have a good impression that kind of
quote-unquote break. The curse whines up a massive
for hand completely crunches. It and obliterates the emo kid
in the first point like this ball is blazing off a Lunas,
racket into smack right past the emo kid, the emo kid wasn't even
like the curse was the emo kid Plus.
The curse were not good enough to give them the reaction time
to be able to deal with it. That's how bad this whole thing
was, dude. So little looks up at the emo
kid, giving her the dirtiest look ever because I don't think
the emo kid realized that Luna was one of the top players at
the at the tennis camp. But he now know he now realized
that you know he was probably not going to win this.
I think he walked in with a lot of confidence.
Also trying to scare her off because the like he remembered
oh this is the girl I put the curse on.
Odds are he would have liked if this was a different person he
would have put a curse on them beforehand, like he would have
walked up to the tennis net whipped out his magic wand and
been like bit a little bit up your now cursed or something,
just to mess with her head, but since he's already done that,
right? He was trying to like he was
trying to use that as leverage. But anyways, the match continues
and the emo kid is getting destroyed.
So at this point the emo kid is down about 30 and they're only
playing one set. Basically in tennis you play
six, like you played a Whoever gets the six games first by win
by two wins. And if you get to 66, you play a
tiebreaker. But anyways, right Luna's up,
30. So absolutely smoking the emo
kid and it's Luna serve. And she serves it in, and it is
very clearly a winning shot. However, it was close, right?
It wasn't like, it was clearly in, but it wasn't like, in by so
far that like, you'd have to be like crazy to say that was
outright and the emo kid. It was like out because if you
don't know, you make your own calls when you play tennis,
there's no umpire unless you're really good and this was a lower
level. I think of the final match like
the final match of their big tournament.
They might have like some unlike officiating it, but the emo kid
was like out and Luna kind of looked at him like no dude.
That wasn't but like she can't really do anything so they keep
playing, right? And a Luna continues to crush,
this kid can kick continues to crush this fool, bro.
Like, in the, the email kid continues to cheat.
However, the emo kid is really only cheating when it's like, I
don't know, kind of close. So if like Luna hits a really
good shot, but it's kind of close.
The emo kid will just call it out and this is super
frustrating to Luna, because she's losing a lot more points
than she needs to, but she's still winning, it's currently
51. So, if Luna wins one more game,
then it's over, right? She wins the match and like it's
done with the emo kid. And at this point, right, I
think other matches were kind of like getting on with and like
there were like more people were finishing.
So parents were kind of like coming over and they were
watching and like more of the staff officials decide to watch
this game just because less matches were being played
because more people were winning and losing and kind of less
matches were going on. So this point right?
It was like 51, Luna and there were a bunch of people watching
at this point and so Luna hits a shot.
That is very clearly a forehand winner.
She hits its Max. It it's not even like the other
ones. Is kind of close.
This one was so clearly, and it was in by like two or three
feet. And the emo kid is like that was
out by the way and Lunas. Like dude, like I've been
letting you have some really close calls recently, but that
was so clearly and I don't know how else to say it.
Like I give you the benefit of the doubt of all the other
stuff, but that one was so clearly and I can't let it
stand, Luna, basically slips and she's like, no, I'm done bro.
And the emo kid starts getting mad.
And he's like, hey like you must respect my authority for Point
calling and I guess technically, you do.
But then again like one of the camp people was watching the
whole thing, go down and he started to pay more attention.
So he's watching the emo kid. And emo kid is getting so angry.
So once again, they start another point, the emo kid takes
that point, you know, he's obviously losing right and Luna
hits another shot and the emo kid.
It's not even that lunar shot was good.
The emo kid just Shanks into the net.
Like he completely misses And the emo kid was like, oh, by the
way, your shot was so out and it was so clearly in.
And then I was like, dude, you can't just call everything out
when you lose. And at this point, the emo kid
said, like I'm gonna do what I want because it's my authority
and you have to deal with it. And this point, right?
The camp counselor had kind of noticed what was going on and
was like I I got to come in here.
I got to put a stop to this so the camp counselor you know,
starts to walk on the court and it's like what's going on guys?
Eyes and the emo kid is so angry at this point because he's
losing and he says mad and what oh my God this is where the emo
kids snaps. So the camp counselor is walking
over to the emo can his like alright can you explain what's
going on here? Like it looked like that point
was very clearly in why did you call it out and when the camp
counselor says to the emo kid that it was clearly in and asked
him kind of questioned his call, the emo kid already, super salty
and already maulding. Super hard being super angry.
All Ready. Just completely loses it and he
takes his racket and he goes, right?
And he whips around a smashes, it into the camp counselor.
And like the camp counselor stumbles back and it's like, oh
my God because like the racket at his arm it had like broken
the skin a little bit. So it was a little bloody and he
it wasn't that bad. He didn't break anything, he
didn't like hit a major artery or something but the racket
smashed into the camp counselor and like kind of like broke into
his skin. So the camp counselor starts.
Yelling. Like are you crazy like why
would you do that? I was literally asking about a
call and you attacked me. And there was another camp,
counselor watching the whole thing and he starts walking in,
but before they could do anything, you see this woman
with long with kind of like a kind of like a side part.
Like it kind of like the Karen haircut, maybe she was a nice
woman but I'm just describing what I was told.
By the way, the story was sent into my Instagram, go ahead and
follow me there. It's in the description, even if
you don't want to send the story, Just follow me there,
makes me feel good. But anyways, this woman walks on
the courts who kind of looks like a Karen.
Maybe she's super nice. I'm just saying it.
How it is right? Walks on grabs, the emo kid by
the back of his fight, like the Scruff of his shirt and drags
him away. And he's like, man, I am say
he's like ma'am. I was winning the email can
literally had the audacity as he was being dragged off court for
attacking one of the camp counselors to say that he was
winning. What?
Yeah, so the other camp counselor.
I mean, the one that got hit with the rackets, like, I gotta
get this checked up. Like, I think I'm fine, but,
like, I just want to make sure that like, it didn't break
anything farther because his skin was kind of bloodied up and
the other camp counselor. The one that was not attacked by
the emo kid walked up and said, hey Luna, like sorry you had to
deal with that. We're giving you the win,
obviously, and so sure enough Luna went on lunar, didn't win
the tournament but, you know, did pretty well.
And the emo kid was nowhere. To be seen after he's dragged
off by his mom. Presumably his Mom was like, all
right like we're done grabbed him and has dragged him up.
Look at the video on screen right now.
I know you'll enjoy it, just click it, do it.
Mom was like, all right like we're done grabbed him and has
dragged him up. Look at the video on screen
right now. I know you'll enjoy it, just
click it, do it.