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From Aikido thinks math is 
offensive to a kid who thinks 

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anyone who isn't fat should not 
be let into school. 

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These are the most insane gen Z 
kids ever. 

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Let's go. 
So we're going to call this 

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subscriber who submitted this 
first story Stan. 

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So anyways, there's this girl in
class who is not very happy that

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math is required and Stan didn't
know anything about this until 

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one day, Stan was being dropped 
off and, you know, Stan was 

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being dropped off in the front 
of school. 

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And normally, when you entered 
school, there wasn't a lot of 

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people on the steps people kind 
of more or less hung out inside 

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of the school. 
They didn't really tend to hang 

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out like on the steps leading up
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So is pretty rare. 
Just like not a sight. 

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You'd normally see for people to
be standing outside. 

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However, when Stan was walking 
up towards the debt, like when 

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Stan was walking up towards the 
steps, he saw like some girl 

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standing outside and look like 
they were stand, like, holding 

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signs, is it really weird sight 
but you know Stan, as you got 

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closer, I realized that there 
was like a little mini protest 

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going on. 
So Stan was thinking self. 

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Okay, I wonder what this Could 
possibly be about a something 

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bad happened. 
There's a case of 

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discrimination. 
The genuinely needed to be like 

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brought to light be. 
Maybe there's a situation where 

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something is being underpaid 
like teachers tend to be 

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criminally underpaid across the 
board or see math is offensive 

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because I'm bad at it. 
Well if you guys see then you're

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right. 
So anyways Stan goes up and 

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these girls he's looking at the 
sides and you look so the signs 

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of more closely and it's like, 
okay what's because the science,

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a Like band math from school, 
remove math. 

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From the curriculum math is bad 
and it's offense, I don't know 

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stupid stuff like that. 
So Stan is kind of an 

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inquisitive and inquisitive guy.
He wants to get to the bottom of

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this. 
You want to figure this out, 

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right? 
So he goes up to this girl. 

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He's like like, oh, like you 
tell me about like what this 

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protest about? 
She's like, well, so here's the 

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chest. 
Some people here are naturally 

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good at math and other people 
here are not so good at math and

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it's really just unfair for the 
people who are naturally good at

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math. 
'The to have a class that is 

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made just for them and the 
people who are good at math to 

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have, sorry, I had to break have
a class made that really just 

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hurts them and makes it harder 
to get into college and puts a 

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lot of unnecessary stress on us 
and we're we're petitioning to 

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remove it because it's a class 
that's offensive for that 

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reason. 
And Stan looks at her is like, 

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oh, well, could I just use the 
same logic of like I'm not 

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getting my language class and 
other people are. 

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So can we banned the language 
class 2? 

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And they're like, no, like 
that's ridiculous. 

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Why would you even say that and 
Sansa is looking at this girl, 

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like, bro, you literally just 
agreed like told my lot like II 

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just implied. 
What you said? 

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Like you said, the reason why 
you want to math band was 

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because you know, some people 
were good at and some people 

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were bad. 
Dude. 

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That's literally. 
Every class in school. 

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What are you talking about right
now? 

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Yeah but sure enough right. 
You know the girls Looking at 

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him like he just said, like the 
most insane thing ever. 

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She's looking at them with this 
look of, like, you messed up, 

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bro. 
Like, you don't know what you 

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just did, a little whatever, 
right? 

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And stand is like, what? 
Like, I just don't get it. 

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And she's like, well, I'll 
explain it again. 

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So some of us are not good at 
math and some of us are good at 

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math, that's not fair. 
So we want to ban math. 

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Well you're saying is some like 
craziness, it's ridiculous. 

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Like why would we be in language
and Stan looks at her and says, 

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unrelated question, are you good
at Edge and the girls like yeah 

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I'm pretty good at language and 
Sands like. 

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Well I'm not just like well I 
just worked harder in the class 

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and sayings like wait how do you
know that? 

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Like how do you not know the 
people that are really good at 

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math? 
Just didn't work harder and 

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she's like, that's not how it 
works. 

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Okay, you know what, I'm getting
a lot of aggressive hostile 

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tones from you. 
Little guy stands like dude, 

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what she's like, you know what, 
okay? 

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It's either you're with us or 
you're against us. 

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Us. 
So what is it stand? 

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Are you with us? 
Or are you against us? 

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Stands? 
Like, well, I mean, if with, you

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means, I'm for Banning math 
because some people are good at 

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it and other people aren't but 
against Banning other subjects 

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because some people are good at 
it and other people aren't, I 

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think that's pretty stupid. 
So yeah, no sorry against you 

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guys. 
I can't support the cause and 

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they're all like. 
So be it like Stanley get out of

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here and he's like, okay so 
saying goes Flash and things are

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pretty normal the next day. 
He's dropped off and he walks 

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towards the front of class, and 
once again, all these girls are 

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protesting or something, right? 
It just keeps going like it. 

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He's like, okay, I thought it's 
gonna be like a, I don't know. 

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A little like thing that they 
all got together and decided to 

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do for one day and then they 
didn't see any immediate 

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results. 
So, they got bored and stopped 

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doing it. 
He was expecting more something 

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along those lines, but when he 
gets there, he sees a new poster

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added to their little roster or 
rotation of posters that they 

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had in this one. 
Was as he got closer. 

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He saw his face on the poster 
and it said, stand discriminated

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against us. 
It seems like, Ah, hell no, bro.

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I gotta put an end to it 
sustained. 

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Immediately runs Happy's like, 
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What the hell is this? 
And he points towards the poster

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that says, Stan discriminated 
against us, dude. 

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Like, do you not see how that 
could be taken so poorly? 

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And the girls are like, well, I 
mean, look, you did discriminate

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against us, you're saying that 
like it, If I have math but you 

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know the truth is we're not good
at math and you are standing. 

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So you hate us for that reason, 
something out of our control and

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stands, like, look, I think what
you're doing is like not, right?

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But can you at least if you're 
going to protest me to, which is

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ridiculous. 
But if you are, can you please 

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be more specific? 
Which like, bro, I totally get 

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where Stan is coming from 
because imagine, like you just 

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say no to like, because they ask
you do you think management math

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should be banned in? 
You're like no. 

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And then they're like, okay. 
Then and there. 

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They write a poster saying you 
discriminated against them, 

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dude, that is a very, very, very
very broad statement. 

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That is a broad as Frick 
statement. 

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Dude, that could mean a lot of 
things and a lot of genuinely 

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bad things. 
So Stan understandably 

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immediately goes to the 
principal's office to complain 

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is like dude. 
Like they can't be showing that 

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sign around and the principal 
did come down and the principal 

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had been very supportive of the 
protest because the principles 

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like you know what we could 
Students Express their free 

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speech in their opinions. 
There's nothing better than 

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that. 
Which, I guess, you know, 

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whatever, that's cool. 
I agree with that. 

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But the probe at least the like 
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Like, you can't have a sign that
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you, if all he said was, he was 
against Banning math and they're

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like, but you know, that's 
basically what they said that 

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was about the logic as well. 
So they eventually, you know, 

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the principles of around I'm 
gonna have to take this sign 

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from you and yeah but the thing 
is right the girls is kept 

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protesting and Stan was like so 
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They were going to be done after
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came back the third day, fourth 
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going, right? 
And eventually, dude the school 

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crumbled, the school legit 
cracked, dude, they didn't 

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full-on band math from the 
curriculum but they made it 

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completely optional. 
They didn't make anything else 

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optional, but they made math 
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One, you should do hard things 
in high school that you're not 

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good at ice. 
Shocked at language. 

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I was the worst in my language 
class every single year and it 

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was taught. 
It was so hard. 

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It was I'm bad at it. 
However, it's good. 

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That I did it because I did 
something that was hard. 

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And also the point of high 
school is to expose you to new 

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things. 
Also, people who don't take math

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in high school are going to get 
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When they have a math 
requirement, or maybe you go to 

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a college that doesn't need one,
but the SAT which is needed for 

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most colleges, right? 
There's a whole Mass section 

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that's half the Oh points. 
This High School is screwing 

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these kids over just because 
some kids thought it was 

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offensive to have math. 
Completely ridiculous. 

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Let's move on to the next story.
So we're going to call the 

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subscriber submitted this one 
Kyle. 

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So anyways, there is a girl in 
Kyle's class who were just going

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to call The Tick Tock, girl, she
was a gen Z girl but one thing 

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is true about the Gen Z 
generation which is a generation

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I'm part of right Ike. 
I'm not going to pretend like, 

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I'm technically not right? 
It's a generation bro. 

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That's addicted to tick tock. 
Only reason you should be on 

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Tick, Tock as following my 
account at Conner, plugs in the 

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description and liking watching 
on my tic tocs. 

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But you should do nothing else 
on there because it's like more 

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addicting than YouTube. 
The algorithm is more intense. 

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It's going to fry your dopamine 
receptors, super crazy. 

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You're not going to be able to 
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You're not going to be able to 
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You're going to Route, you're 
going to like, learn all this 

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fake information. 
It's going to rot your brain. 

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Or something like that, I don't 
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But anyways, yeah, so sure 
enough. 

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This girl was like taken to the 
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Like maybe you're on Tick-Tock 
like an hour per day or 

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something and saying which I 
swear the time on the app flies,

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swipe deleted it so many times. 
Now I only have it downloaded to

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re upload my videos, I just 
don't go on it otherwise. 

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But dude, this girl has taken 
the addiction to an extreme 

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because, like, legitimately. 
So Kyle was indirectly friends 

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with this, girl. 
But Kyle, had a friend. 

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Who was friends with The Tick 
Tock, girl. 

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So anyways, one day Kyle was 
sitting down and he was like, 

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Yo, dude, like there's this girl
I'm friends with dude, she's 

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addicted to tick tock. 
So Carl's friend went on to tell

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him that like in class literally
every single day in class. 

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She would be on Tick-Tock and 
doing absolutely nothing else. 

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She would just be scrolling on 
Tick, Tock watching, tic toc 

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videos. 
She'd either be in the back of 

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the classroom with one are pot 
in or should be closer to the 

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front of the classroom just 
watching on low volume or with 

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like, I don't know, like the 
captions on or whatever. 

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And once you go Holmes, you will
be doing your homework or 

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studying or doing any school 
work, because she be too busy 

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watching. 
Tic toc videos the infinite 

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scroll man. 
It's an infinite. 

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Scroll is the dopamine button. 
Look up the rat experiment with 

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the dopamine button. 
It will change your mind 

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anyways, so yeah. 
And you know, cause like dang, 

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that sucks. 
However, right, this girl, does 

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it progressively got worse and 
worse? 

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Because basically, what ended up
happening was, you know, she 

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started doing really bad in her 
classes like before, like, 

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getting really addicted to tick 
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She's actually pretty good and 
Yeah, she just started falling 

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off a cliff hard. 
Dude, she fell off hard. 

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Yeah, so anyways, right, Kyle, 
one day, sat down and his 

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friends, like, dude, you're not 
going to believe this like this,

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it actually insane is like, 
okay, what's up? 

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And he's like, you know, I 
haven't seen this girl, that 

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Tick Tock girl for like the last
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Kyle's, like, okay and he's 
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like, are you good? 
Are you sick or something? 

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like, Lou would legit not do any
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You got to the test, you would 
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would just fail out of 
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The school was like, really 
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decided. 
It's too late, dude. 

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She failed as you flunked out, 
she's not in high school 

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anymore. 
Kyle is a sitting there. 

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Like, where are you serious 
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Like, apparently, this girl was 
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or two, but man, I'm telling you
Tick-Tock addiction is legit. 

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No joke. 
Social media addiction is truly 

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like a no joke. 
Sus video online addiction is no

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joke. 
Like, it doesn't have to be 

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actually like You know, Alec or 
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That, like, or some other stuff 
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physically day to do this. 
Other stuff is really insane. 

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It's really potent. 
Look, I just want to say there's

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a few interesting resources, you
can look up. 

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Look up like the dopamine rat 
experiment and really think 

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about how many things are doing 
every day and think about, like 

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the responses to the things 
you're doing. 

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It's working. 
Call it final subscribers. 

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Submitted the story Cartman. 
So anyways in Cartman's class 

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and oh, by the way, yeah, Stan. 
Kyle carbon, that's the theme of

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the names today. 
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teacher basically have them 
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something socially that they'd 
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preferably right. 
The preference is that it's not 

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a topic that's normally covered.
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talked about a lot. 
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something a bit more Niche, a 
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You're so maybe something that 
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or maybe just something very I 
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So yeah, anyways Cartman I don't
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Maybe he wanted more cheesy 
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that, but and his his Kitty, ate
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goes up there. 
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girl, goes up and real, quick, 
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If you made it this far into the
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word, the day. 
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And if you're listening on 
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5 Stars, I'd love that ad 
Spotify links in the description

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if you're on YouTube, by the 
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And so sure enough. 
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is literally saying, this is, 
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presentation. 
If you're not a fat person, you 

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should be banned until you are 
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And then you can be welcome back
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are offensive or triggering to 
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what the most reverse backwards 
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And here's the thing, I just 
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I think people online. 
Narr to mean the fat people, I 

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really do. 
I generally believe it. 

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Look, I get it. 
Like it's not like a healthy 

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situation to be in, I'm not 
budging on that. 

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However, look I'm sure they 
know, right? 

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I sure that I'm sure they know, 
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You don't need some like, troll 
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like hahaha ain't going Hank. 
I see all this shit on 

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Tick-Tock, dude. 
I'm like, guys, chill out. 

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Like, if you wouldn't say 
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then don't say it at all. 
That's just kind of how I go 

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about things. 
I think that's a pretty good way

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to go about this in my opinion 
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enough with that being said, 
this is the most ridiculous 

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thing I've ever heard saying 
that like people shouldn't be 

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allowed into school unless 
they're like clinically 

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overweight and then they should 
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aren't is offensive to like, for
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when something's is so crazy, 
like something is so crazy that,

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like, even the boys, literally 
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like, your head on top of your 
hands, on top of your head and 

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someone's on the floor. 
Laughing. 

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A thing like that was basically 
the reaction of Cartman and his 

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friends in the back of the class
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what the frick dude. 
What is she saying? 

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Yeah, because she's basically 
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So basically it's really like, 
it's really disturbing for, you 

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know, the overweight people here
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that doesn't happen. 
We're going to ask that anyone 

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who is not currently overweight 
to become overweight, and until 

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then, they will not be allowed 
back in school premises and the 

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teachers. 
Look at this girl, Like dude, 

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what the freak. 
And he's like, so. 

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Can you see any any issues with 
the teacher? 

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Basically is like, hey, So I 
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anything, but do you kind of see
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what if the roles were reversed 
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Like and, you know, he said, 
like to the girl, like, what, if

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like no other, you know, people 
who were skinny, where like, you

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know, triggered or something, or
just upset by people who weren't

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skinny and we made a rule 
saying, people had to be skinny,

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or they weren't allowed in and 
she's like, well, that's blow a 

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little bit of that. 
She said, a bunch of stuff for 

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like, you know, standard, like, 
no, my logic is fine when I use 

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it, but it's not fine. 
When you use it type, I meant 

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the teachers, like, okay, you 
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We're just going to keep going 
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We're just whatever, right? 
And the teacher got to looks at 

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artists like, dude. 
Okay, you can keep like, okay, 

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that's, that's great. 
Like, I'm thanks for the 

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presentation. 
Like, you can. 

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Who's next? 
Who's Next? 

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The teacher is really just 
trying to get her off the 

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present, it like offer off from 
the front of this, like the 

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classroom because he knew for a 
fact that she was bomb and bro, 

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because she was a, the most 
crazy stuff ever because 

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everyone in the class was 
lowkey, like starting to like 

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talk and Laughs or whatever 
because they're like, dude, this

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is insane. 
But anyways, right, this girl 

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doesn't get the hit and she just
keeps going. 

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She's like, all right, part two 
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Like I have a list of people who
have deemed acceptable and not 

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acceptable. 
So basically you just made a 

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list. 
First of all, this is like an 

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offensive list, no matter how 
you look at it. 

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Because either, you're on the 
unacceptable, which means that 

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she wants you banned from 
school, or she thinks you 

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acceptable, which he say you're 
overweight bro. 

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Like what part of the list you 
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So yeah, and She's like about to
like because she's like are 

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playing her like a her computer 
to the screen and it's like 

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showing off to everyone and 
she's legitimately about to, 

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like AirPlay. 
The list of all the people that 

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you think should be banned onto 
the screen and the teacher like 

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unplugs the like the airplay 
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You legitimately unplugs. 
The device just be like no no no

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we're not doing this. 
That's very funny. 

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Ha ha ha no. 
Click on the video on screen 

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right now, I know you'll enjoy 
it. 

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Just click it. 
Do it.