From Aikido thinks math is offensive to a kid who thinks
anyone who isn't fat should not be let into school.
These are the most insane gen Z kids ever.
Let's go. So we're going to call this
subscriber who submitted this first story Stan.
So anyways, there's this girl in class who is not very happy that
math is required and Stan didn't know anything about this until
one day, Stan was being dropped off and, you know, Stan was
being dropped off in the front of school.
And normally, when you entered school, there wasn't a lot of
people on the steps people kind of more or less hung out inside
of the school. They didn't really tend to hang
out like on the steps leading up to the school.
So is pretty rare. Just like not a sight.
You'd normally see for people to be standing outside.
However, when Stan was walking up towards the debt, like when
Stan was walking up towards the steps, he saw like some girl
standing outside and look like they were stand, like, holding
signs, is it really weird sight but you know Stan, as you got
closer, I realized that there was like a little mini protest
going on. So Stan was thinking self.
Okay, I wonder what this Could possibly be about a something
bad happened. There's a case of
discrimination. The genuinely needed to be like
brought to light be. Maybe there's a situation where
something is being underpaid like teachers tend to be
criminally underpaid across the board or see math is offensive
because I'm bad at it. Well if you guys see then you're
right. So anyways Stan goes up and
these girls he's looking at the sides and you look so the signs
of more closely and it's like, okay what's because the science,
a Like band math from school, remove math.
From the curriculum math is bad and it's offense, I don't know
stupid stuff like that. So Stan is kind of an
inquisitive and inquisitive guy. He wants to get to the bottom of
this. You want to figure this out,
right? So he goes up to this girl.
He's like like, oh, like you tell me about like what this
protest about? She's like, well, so here's the
chest. Some people here are naturally
good at math and other people here are not so good at math and
it's really just unfair for the people who are naturally good at
math. 'The to have a class that is
made just for them and the people who are good at math to
have, sorry, I had to break have a class made that really just
hurts them and makes it harder to get into college and puts a
lot of unnecessary stress on us and we're we're petitioning to
remove it because it's a class that's offensive for that
reason. And Stan looks at her is like,
oh, well, could I just use the same logic of like I'm not
getting my language class and other people are.
So can we banned the language class 2?
And they're like, no, like that's ridiculous.
Why would you even say that and Sansa is looking at this girl,
like, bro, you literally just agreed like told my lot like II
just implied. What you said?
Like you said, the reason why you want to math band was
because you know, some people were good at and some people
were bad. Dude.
That's literally. Every class in school.
What are you talking about right now?
Yeah but sure enough right. You know the girls Looking at
him like he just said, like the most insane thing ever.
She's looking at them with this look of, like, you messed up,
bro. Like, you don't know what you
just did, a little whatever, right?
And stand is like, what? Like, I just don't get it.
And she's like, well, I'll explain it again.
So some of us are not good at math and some of us are good at
math, that's not fair. So we want to ban math.
Well you're saying is some like craziness, it's ridiculous.
Like why would we be in language and Stan looks at her and says,
unrelated question, are you good at Edge and the girls like yeah
I'm pretty good at language and Sands like.
Well I'm not just like well I just worked harder in the class
and sayings like wait how do you know that?
Like how do you not know the people that are really good at
math? Just didn't work harder and
she's like, that's not how it works.
Okay, you know what, I'm getting a lot of aggressive hostile
tones from you. Little guy stands like dude,
what she's like, you know what, okay?
It's either you're with us or you're against us.
Us. So what is it stand?
Are you with us? Or are you against us?
Stands? Like, well, I mean, if with, you
means, I'm for Banning math because some people are good at
it and other people aren't but against Banning other subjects
because some people are good at it and other people aren't, I
think that's pretty stupid. So yeah, no sorry against you
guys. I can't support the cause and
they're all like. So be it like Stanley get out of
here and he's like, okay so saying goes Flash and things are
pretty normal the next day. He's dropped off and he walks
towards the front of class, and once again, all these girls are
protesting or something, right? It just keeps going like it.
He's like, okay, I thought it's gonna be like a, I don't know.
A little like thing that they all got together and decided to
do for one day and then they didn't see any immediate
results. So, they got bored and stopped
doing it. He was expecting more something
along those lines, but when he gets there, he sees a new poster
added to their little roster or rotation of posters that they
had in this one. Was as he got closer.
He saw his face on the poster and it said, stand discriminated
against us. It seems like, Ah, hell no, bro.
I gotta put an end to it sustained.
Immediately runs Happy's like, dude.
What the hell is this? And he points towards the poster
that says, Stan discriminated against us, dude.
Like, do you not see how that could be taken so poorly?
And the girls are like, well, I mean, look, you did discriminate
against us, you're saying that like it, If I have math but you
know the truth is we're not good at math and you are standing.
So you hate us for that reason, something out of our control and
stands, like, look, I think what you're doing is like not, right?
But can you at least if you're going to protest me to, which is
ridiculous. But if you are, can you please
be more specific? Which like, bro, I totally get
where Stan is coming from because imagine, like you just
say no to like, because they ask you do you think management math
should be banned in? You're like no.
And then they're like, okay. Then and there.
They write a poster saying you discriminated against them,
dude, that is a very, very, very very broad statement.
That is a broad as Frick statement.
Dude, that could mean a lot of things and a lot of genuinely
bad things. So Stan understandably
immediately goes to the principal's office to complain
is like dude. Like they can't be showing that
sign around and the principal did come down and the principal
had been very supportive of the protest because the principles
like you know what we could Students Express their free
speech in their opinions. There's nothing better than
that. Which, I guess, you know,
whatever, that's cool. I agree with that.
But the probe at least the like the principal was like girls.
Like, you can't have a sign that says stand discriminate against
you, if all he said was, he was against Banning math and they're
like, but you know, that's basically what they said that
was about the logic as well. So they eventually, you know,
the principles of around I'm gonna have to take this sign
from you and yeah but the thing is right the girls is kept
protesting and Stan was like so convinced.
They were going to be done after like the second day, but they
came back the third day, fourth day, fifth day, they just kept
going, right? And eventually, dude the school
crumbled, the school legit cracked, dude, they didn't
full-on band math from the curriculum but they made it
completely optional. They didn't make anything else
optional, but they made math optional, which two things.
One, you should do hard things in high school that you're not
good at ice. Shocked at language.
I was the worst in my language class every single year and it
was taught. It was so hard.
It was I'm bad at it. However, it's good.
That I did it because I did something that was hard.
And also the point of high school is to expose you to new
things. Also, people who don't take math
in high school are going to get boned in college.
When they have a math requirement, or maybe you go to
a college that doesn't need one, but the SAT which is needed for
most colleges, right? There's a whole Mass section
that's half the Oh points. This High School is screwing
these kids over just because some kids thought it was
offensive to have math. Completely ridiculous.
Let's move on to the next story. So we're going to call the
subscriber submitted this one Kyle.
So anyways, there is a girl in Kyle's class who were just going
to call The Tick Tock, girl, she was a gen Z girl but one thing
is true about the Gen Z generation which is a generation
I'm part of right Ike. I'm not going to pretend like,
I'm technically not right? It's a generation bro.
That's addicted to tick tock. Only reason you should be on
Tick, Tock as following my account at Conner, plugs in the
description and liking watching on my tic tocs.
But you should do nothing else on there because it's like more
addicting than YouTube. The algorithm is more intense.
It's going to fry your dopamine receptors, super crazy.
You're not going to be able to focus.
You're not going to be able to pay attention to anything.
You're going to Route, you're going to like, learn all this
fake information. It's going to rot your brain.
Or something like that, I don't know.
But anyways, yeah, so sure enough.
This girl was like taken to the extreme.
Like maybe you're on Tick-Tock like an hour per day or
something and saying which I swear the time on the app flies,
swipe deleted it so many times. Now I only have it downloaded to
re upload my videos, I just don't go on it otherwise.
But dude, this girl has taken the addiction to an extreme
because, like, legitimately. So Kyle was indirectly friends
with this, girl. But Kyle, had a friend.
Who was friends with The Tick Tock, girl.
So anyways, one day Kyle was sitting down and he was like,
Yo, dude, like there's this girl I'm friends with dude, she's
addicted to tick tock. So Carl's friend went on to tell
him that like in class literally every single day in class.
She would be on Tick-Tock and doing absolutely nothing else.
She would just be scrolling on Tick, Tock watching, tic toc
videos. She'd either be in the back of
the classroom with one are pot in or should be closer to the
front of the classroom just watching on low volume or with
like, I don't know, like the captions on or whatever.
And once you go Holmes, you will be doing your homework or
studying or doing any school work, because she be too busy
watching. Tic toc videos the infinite
scroll man. It's an infinite.
Scroll is the dopamine button. Look up the rat experiment with
the dopamine button. It will change your mind
anyways, so yeah. And you know, cause like dang,
that sucks. However, right, this girl, does
it progressively got worse and worse?
Because basically, what ended up happening was, you know, she
started doing really bad in her classes like before, like,
getting really addicted to tick tock.
She's actually pretty good and Yeah, she just started falling
off a cliff hard. Dude, she fell off hard.
Yeah, so anyways, right, Kyle, one day, sat down and his
friends, like, dude, you're not going to believe this like this,
it actually insane is like, okay, what's up?
And he's like, you know, I haven't seen this girl, that
Tick Tock girl for like the last two, to three, four days.
Kyle's, like, okay and he's like, yes, our taxes are being
like, are you good? Are you sick or something?
And apparently, dude, she failed out of high school because she
like, Lou would legit not do any of her homework.
You got to the test, you would know any of the material, she
would just fail out of everything.
The school was like, really trying to keep her but they just
decided. It's too late, dude.
She failed as you flunked out, she's not in high school
anymore. Kyle is a sitting there.
Like, where are you serious right now?
Like, apparently, this girl was actually on track to do a thing
or two, but man, I'm telling you Tick-Tock addiction is legit.
No joke. Social media addiction is truly
like a no joke. Sus video online addiction is no
joke. Like, it doesn't have to be
actually like You know, Alec or something like that.
That, like, or some other stuff that like, you actually get like
physically day to do this. Other stuff is really insane.
It's really potent. Look, I just want to say there's
a few interesting resources, you can look up.
Look up like the dopamine rat experiment and really think
about how many things are doing every day and think about, like
the responses to the things you're doing.
It's working. Call it final subscribers.
Submitted the story Cartman. So anyways in Cartman's class
and oh, by the way, yeah, Stan. Kyle carbon, that's the theme of
the names today. So anyways in carbons class the
teacher basically have them choose as social issue or
something socially that they'd like to see change.
Make a presentation on it and presented to the entire class
preferably right. The preference is that it's not
a topic that's normally covered. For example like you know sexism
or something like that is is an issue.
And you know it's but it's also pretty common.
It's a pretty common likely referenced issue, like it's
talked about a lot. The teacher, wanted them to find
something a bit more Niche, a little bit more obscure.
You're so maybe something that was happening in their Hometown
or maybe just something very I don't know to he just didn't
want to copy those covered a lot.
So yeah, anyways Cartman I don't even know what carbon presented.
Maybe he wanted more cheesy Poof's and or something like
that, but and his his Kitty, ate them all.
So he had to yell Bad Kitty at the kitty.
I don't know what really happened, right?
But anyways, so the interesting thing is, when the Gen Z girl
goes up there. So, basically Cartman is sitting
there. And he watches as the Gen Z
girl, goes up and real, quick, comment, gen Z.
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And so sure enough. Right.
What happens is? This girl goes up there.
And this girl starts a presentation in the presentation
is literally saying, this is, this is the gist of the
presentation. If you're not a fat person, you
should be banned until you are fat.
And then you can be welcome back to school because skinny people
are offensive or triggering to the fat people, which like, bro,
what the most reverse backwards logic ever.
And here's the thing, I just want to say a little, a little
thing before people like start talking the comment section.
I think people online. Narr to mean the fat people, I
really do. I generally believe it.
Look, I get it. Like it's not like a healthy
situation to be in, I'm not budging on that.
However, look I'm sure they know, right?
I sure that I'm sure they know, right?
You don't need some like, troll in the comment section saying,
like hahaha ain't going Hank. I see all this shit on
Tick-Tock, dude. I'm like, guys, chill out.
Like, if you wouldn't say something to someone's face,
then don't say it at all. That's just kind of how I go
about things. I think that's a pretty good way
to go about this in my opinion but anyways, right, so sure
enough with that being said, this is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard saying that like people shouldn't be
allowed into school unless they're like clinically
overweight and then they should be allowed in because people who
aren't is offensive to like, for everyone that it's, you know,
when something's is so crazy, like something is so crazy that,
like, even the boys, literally stand up out of your seat with,
like, your head on top of your hands, on top of your head and
someone's on the floor. Laughing.
A thing like that was basically the reaction of Cartman and his
friends in the back of the class because they're all just like,
what the frick dude. What is she saying?
Yeah, because she's basically like, Yeah.
So basically it's really like, it's really disturbing for, you
know, the overweight people here to see anyone who is of normal
or underweight. So basically to make sure that
that doesn't happen. We're going to ask that anyone
who is not currently overweight to become overweight, and until
then, they will not be allowed back in school premises and the
teachers. Look at this girl, Like dude,
what the freak. And he's like, so.
Can you see any any issues with the teacher?
Basically is like, hey, So I know you could say you could do
anything, but do you kind of see any issues like what if the,
what if the roles were reversed here?
Like and, you know, he said, like to the girl, like, what, if
like no other, you know, people who were skinny, where like, you
know, triggered or something, or just upset by people who weren't
skinny and we made a rule saying, people had to be skinny,
or they weren't allowed in and she's like, well, that's blow a
little bit of that. She said, a bunch of stuff for
like, you know, standard, like, no, my logic is fine when I use
it, but it's not fine. When you use it type, I meant
the teachers, like, okay, you know what?
We're just going to keep going with this.
We're just whatever, right? And the teacher got to looks at
artists like, dude. Okay, you can keep like, okay,
that's, that's great. Like, I'm thanks for the
presentation. Like, you can.
Who's next? Who's Next?
The teacher is really just trying to get her off the
present, it like offer off from the front of this, like the
classroom because he knew for a fact that she was bomb and bro,
because she was a, the most crazy stuff ever because
everyone in the class was lowkey, like starting to like
talk and Laughs or whatever because they're like, dude, this
is insane. But anyways, right, this girl
doesn't get the hit and she just keeps going.
She's like, all right, part two of my presentation.
Like I have a list of people who have deemed acceptable and not
acceptable. So basically you just made a
list. First of all, this is like an
offensive list, no matter how you look at it.
Because either, you're on the unacceptable, which means that
she wants you banned from school, or she thinks you
acceptable, which he say you're overweight bro.
Like what part of the list you want to be on at this point?
So yeah, and She's like about to like because she's like are
playing her like a her computer to the screen and it's like
showing off to everyone and she's legitimately about to,
like AirPlay. The list of all the people that
you think should be banned onto the screen and the teacher like
unplugs the like the airplay device.
You legitimately unplugs. The device just be like no no no
we're not doing this. That's very funny.
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