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Welcome back to a brand new story.
And just imagine that you're a camp all excited to meet your
new friends. And when you get to your cabin,
you meet your bunkmate and then you take a big ol whiff of air
and you literally keel over from the smell of your bunkmate.
And yeah, you're just sitting there and you just you're just
questioning your life at this point.
So yeah, this is story I'll be telling today.
So sit back, relax, thanks, Subscribe if you're new, and
let's just jump right into it. So anyways, we're going to call
the subscriber who submitted this story, Brandon.
So anyways, Brandon is going away to sleep away camp and he's
pretty excited. He gets there, his parents drop
him off and right away he's this excited to meet a whole new
group of people. Brandon's gone to sleep away
camp before, but this is a whole new sleep away camp to him and
he's not coming in with anyone because in the past he's gone to
sleep away camp where he's known people and this is going to be
the first time where he's gone in and he doesn't know anybody.
He's excited to meet a whole new group of people.
He's excited to meet his bunk mate, his cabin mate, the people
in his group, the people he'll meet at camp.
He's just really excited in general.
So this is like an overnight wilderness type camp.
It's pretty popular in the United States.
If you guys aren't from here or that isn't a where you guys are.
In fact, most of the camp stories I've told have had to do
with like overnight wilderness camp.
So that's just a testament for how popular they are.
But anyways, let's just jump right into it.
As you know, Brandon makes his way to his cabin as he is
greeted by the camp counselor and the other people that will
be in his group. There's a few people walking
over to the cabin with Brandon as well as a camp counselor.
The camp counselor tells him that people have been coming in
since 2:00 this afternoon. Brandon came there at 4:30 in
the afternoon and the camp counselor basically says hey,
like people have been filtering in or not filtering and they've
been trickling in. People will be still coming
until 6:00. So you know, you'll meet the
last new person out around 6 or whatever.
Then at 8 we're going to have a big bonfire as like to get
everyone to like just to initiate everyone to get them to
know everybody, stuff like that. And you know, at this point, you
know, Brandon kind of says, hey, is my bunk mate there yet?
Are the people in my cabin there?
And you know, the, the camp counselors like let me take a
look at the list. And as they're walking over, he
pulls out his clipboard. He's like, yes.
And then he says the name, but we're going to call a Minecraft
Kid because he brought one shirt and 1 hoodie and they both
happen to be Minecraft related, so we're going to call him
Minecraft Kid. So he looks it up and he says,
Oh yeah, your bunk mate, his name's Minecraft Kid.
Obviously says his real name, but for the story, we're going
to say Minecraft Kid. Oh yeah, your bunk mate,
Minecraft Kid is actually there right now, so you'll be able to
greet him when you go in there. So at this point, Brandon was
pretty excited because, you know, his friend was his new
friend potentially turns out not to be the case, but whatever,
right? He goes up there and, you know,
he opens the cabin door, he walks in and he enters the room.
Boom. It's like he's hit with like a
glass wall, dude. He breaks through the glass.
He just it's like he he walks into a thing of bricks.
A thing of bricks. The smell is so pungent, so
intense, so putrid that it's unlike anything he's ever
smelled before. It's like he went inside of a
cow's anus. Dude.
OK, that's a little graphic, but anyways, yeah, Brandon is a so
taken off guard, he basically collapses and disintegrates.
But yeah, he looks, and the kid above him has already taken top
bunk, and he's sitting there and he's in a little creeper hoodie,
right? He's like, what's up, man?
My name is Minecraft Kid. Obviously says his real name,
but says I'm just gonna insert Minecraft Kid instead.
And immediately Brandon is like, hey, man, how are you doing?
Yeah, but anyways, he's like, hey, man, what's up?
My name is Brandon. It's nice to meet you.
And so, yeah, Brandon sits down on his bed.
He has his suitcase or whatever, more like a backpack because he
didn't bring that much. He's like unpacking all this
stuff. And while he's unpacking all
this stuff, he's just kind of thinking to himself, man, I
mean, one would believe that by now, by this time, right now, I
would have gotten used to the smell.
Like one would have believed that at this point, I would have
gotten used to the smell. But it really does not seem like
I'm getting used to the smell right now.
So yeah. This I I.
Like, yeah, this is this is not great.
I am not sure how I feel about this besides, Oh dear God, this
is my life for the next week. And that was his life for the
next week. And yeah, the the night, the
night only gets worse because like the Minecraft kid is
literally just sitting above him just like talking with other
people coming in. And there's like, there's like
other people to walk through. But this room, there's only one
bunk. Most the other rooms have
multiple bunks. But this room, thankfully for
the other campers, it just has one bunk.
So it's literally just Brandon and the Minecraft kid stuck
together, unfortunately for Brandon, right?
So, you know, Brandon was like, all right, I still smell this.
The Minecraft kid jumps down from like, the top bunk, right?
And he lands on the ground and he lands facing away.
And the Minecraft kid was not the smartest man on planet
Earth. Why do I say that?
Well, for many reasons, but specifically because the
Minecraft kid only brought one pair of shorts, and the pair of
shorts he brought were white. Dude, even myself, well, I found
myself a pretty clean individual.
You know, I actually washed my sheets in college, which is I
think better than 50% of the guys here are just guys in
general. All right, that's pretty good.
Even myself. White shorts are just dangerous,
bro. It is just dangerous to have
white shorts or white underwear, even if you're a clean
individual. I mean, you just get them dirty,
right? It's just not worth it.
But the Minecraft kid had a pair of what one would assume were
white shorts At one point, However, there was a pretty
unfortunately placed stain. There was a butt stain right on
his butt. It was brown.
It was disgusting, and Brandon was literally on the view, on
the verge of puking out of his nostrils at this point.
It was just so disgusting. It was so terrible.
And this kid also smelled pretty bad as well on the way down.
It's like on the way down he just had a whiff of scent.
Yeah. So that was one of the toughest
nights. So that, OK, eventually they go
out to the campfire. Brandon meets a lot of other
people he's pretty chill with and overall he's actually having
a really great time at the camp, except for when he has to go
back to his room. It's like every single time the
Brandon returns to his room, he basically drops to his knees
gagging. However, right, the next day
comes around and then and the next day is the 1st actual day
of camp. So this is the day where they
actually are like, I don't know, doing activities, doing
whatever, right? And one of the first activities
that they did campus wide, right as the whole camp was a big game
of hide and seek. However, this was a game of hide
and seek in pairs. And The thing is, Brandon
learned pretty quickly that this camp wanted you to make friends
with random people, but they also wanted you to leave being
really close to one person. They thought they're kind of
philosophy was, you know, why be good friends with a lot of
people when you can be great friends with one person?
One good friend is better than 10 acquaintances.
I genuinely kind of do agree with that.
However, in this case, that was bad.
You know why? Because you know how they chose
this one person that you were going to be super quote UN quote
close with? They just made it your bunk
mate. So yeah, this big game of hide
and seek, you were told that you had a partner that you had to
hide with, and that partner was your bunk mate.
Brandon already knew that this was going to be bad.
So Brandon goes and finds the Minecraft kid and the Minecraft
kid is getting super into it. He was like, dude, I play this
mini game in Minecraft where I hide.
I think he was doing like, what was that?
What's the high pixel mini game where there's like one person
who secretly it or whatever and like murder mystery.
Yeah, he's like plays that all the time.
So he's like, I'm really good at this because you do something in
a video game, you're getting good in real life.
Because if you're good at Wii tennis, then you're great at
regular tennis, obviously. But anyways, they start walking
around and the person who's it or it's actually like probably
like four or five pairs since it's the entire campus, who's
it? They start counting down from
like 90 seconds. So they got a lot of time.
But the Minecraft, but Brandon, the Minecraft kids start going
around trying to find a spot. So Brandon is really hoping that
they'll hide in a place where him and the Minecraft kid do not
have to be physically that close because Brandon does not know if
he can survive being physically that close to the Minecraft kid.
It's already kind of a close call having him be in such close
quarters anyways. So to have them that close to
the Minecraft kid, it's already a bit of a stretch, I'm not
going to lie, right? I'm not going to lie.
It's already a bit of a stretch. So they're looking around and
Brandon sees this like this house, a little tiny Playhouse,
right? It's a miniature house that was
like made for, I don't know, it was like made for like messing
around in. And it's like kind of like a
cool art piece or whatever. And Brandon's like, oh, dude, we
should hide in there because they could hide in separate
corners of the house or whatever, or behind the wall
separately. But the Minecraft kids, like,
dude, that's a not a good place. It's like too obvious.
But you know what? A place that isn't obvious
there. He points to a Bush.
And yes, the Bush would have been a really good hiding spot,
but there was really only room for 1 1/2 individuals, which
means they would have had to really cram.
And the Minecraft kids, like, dude, we're going to have to
really cram in there. But it's going to be so worth
it. At this point.
Brandon is just like, oh, no, dude, no way.
And the Minecraft kids like, OK, he doesn't say that out loud,
But Minecraft kids like, hurry, hurry.
Because the people that were counting down if are like 1098
and, you know, Brandon's like, OK, how bad can this really be?
Brandon hops in the Bush and that's when the Minecraft kid
hops in the Bush after him. But the Minecraft Oh my God,
sorry I'm reading this story is kind of paining me.
The Minecraft kid jumps in butt first and he's strapping,
strapping boys and girls. This is this is quite a story.
He jumps in butt 1st and smudges his butt against, against
Brandon's shirt. And Brandon.
OK, so first of all, that happens.
Second of all, he's now in a cloud of like actual toxicity.
Like he's in a cloud of like you're taking you're you
basically had the Minecraft, Minecraft Minecraft wither
effect. You're going to die, bro.
You're going to die. So Brandon's kind of just
sitting there and he's like trying to breathe in and he's
trying to like lean his head out to breathe in.
And Minecraft gets like, don't put your head out dude.
You're going to get. Caught so Brandon's like like
he's actually choking up at this point.
It is a struggle. It is hard.
So this point Brandon, it's been about 30 seconds and Brandon is
like, dude, there is no way I'm going to survive this if I last
in here for another like 5 seconds.
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it. So yeah, Brandon is now first of
all, he just got butt stained. He got butt stained by this kid,
whatever that even was supposed to mean.
And he's sitting in a cloud of stench and he can't take it
anymore. So he falls out of the Bush.
He pretends to lose his balance because they're kind of sitting
in a very awkward position because they have to really cram
in there. So Brandon pretends to fall out
of the Bush and like, he falls out and the guy's like, oh,
found you guys or whatever. Minecraft kid is like, dude, why
did you do that? And Brandon's like, ha, ha, man,
sorry I lost my balance. It was a really good hiding
spot, though. Too bad I just lost my balance,
man. Ha ha ha.
Yeah. Anyways, so they skip ahead a
little bit. The rest of the day is actually
pretty good. Remember.
Like this sounds like a Horror Story.
Brandon actually had a overall really great experience at this
camp, which means that the rest of the camp was so awesome that
it counter counteracted how bad this part was.
But anyways, it's the end of the day again and they get back to
their cabin and Brandon is just like dreading going back to his
cabin 'cause he knows that he's going to have to survive the
night. This is like five nights at
Freddy's but every single night is like 20/20/20 mode dude.
Like this is a struggle bro. This is night 5.
This is night 6A. Secret New night invited
invented just to make it more difficult.
Yeah. But anyways, he gets there and
he sees the worst possible thing ever.
He sees something so terrifying, so horrifying that not the the
The ring is just like a little goofy kids movie in comparison.
There is nothing scarier. The dark web has nothing that
would scare him compared to this.
Literally. Like a hacker could literally
say I'm in your house and appear out of the closet with a massive
machete and a gatling gun. Dude it doesn't matter.
It's not as scary as what this kid Brandon saw.
What did Brandon see, you might be asking.
Well, Brandon saw the Minecraft kid Little stinkers.
That's that's not his new name. But yeah, the Minecraft kid
sitting on his bed. Brandon had white sheets.
So Brandon knew immediately that whatever damage was going to be
done, which was going to be extensive colossal damage, like
the whole thing was, he's probably gonna have to burn his
sheets when he gets home. But he knew that the damage that
he's going to see that like the damage that would be will be
done. He will see, he will see the
damage and then he'll have those sleep in it.
So Minecraft kid is sitting there.
He's like, what's good, dude? Like I was thinking we could
have a little debrief about the, about the hide and seek thing so
that later in the week when we do it again, we can do it even
better. So yeah, there was like 2 hide
and seek events or whatever and the first one they did on the
first day, which happened that day.
And there was also a final hide and seek event that happened on
the last day and like the winners got a special prize or
something. So bunk mates would like talk to
each other. It was like a, it was really fun
in general. Maybe not if you got the
Minecraft kid as your mate or, or is or is your partner or
whatever, right? But in general it was pretty
fun. So the Minecraft kid was talking
to him about strategies and how to balance better.
And he was like, I was learning when I was playing Minecraft or
whatever. But The thing is, Brandon was
not paying attention because Brandon was simply just, you
know, just thinking about Oh my God, Oh my God.
Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no.
This cannot be happening. The Minecraft kid is stinking up
my bed. Am I going to sleep on the
floor? Am I going to sleep on the roof?
Am I going to sleep in the river and hope I just drown at this
point? Like, what am I actually going
to do? Am I going to sleep standing up?
Am I going to just walk home, walk 12 hours back home and
sleep in my own bed? Like at this point, what am I?
What am I going to do? Eventually, the Minecraft kid is
done talking strategy. He's like, all right, let me
know what you think. And Brandon's like, 'cause he
wasn't paying attention, he was freaking out the whole time.
He was like, that sounds good, dude.
Like, yeah, sounds good. And Minecraft kids, like, OK,
cool. And he gets up and he walks up
to his bunk this second. The Minecraft kid walks up.
Brandon's eyes immediately look right where the Minecraft kid
was sitting. And sure enough, there was a big
old butt stain. And Brandon was, like, sick to
his stomach. He was gonna puke.
He was weak because, yes, the one place he could call home at
this camp, his bed, his nice, beautiful bed that was already
kind of contaminated from just, like, stink that fell from the
top bunk down, had a big, massive butt stain on it.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. So Brandon got close and he just
took off his sheet. He literally just removed the
sheets. He was going to sleep on a bare
mattress. He checked.
Brandon actually checked to see the butt stain leaked through.
No, thankfully he was not going to have to sleep on the bed
springs. Dude, imagine like it just
seeped through and he has to sleep on the bed springs for the
next 4 days or whatever or four nights.
She takes off his sheets, just puts them in his bag.
He's like, these are done. Like these are these are done
right? Yeah, that night was, it was
tough because Brandon's like if this kid sits on my bed again, I
bet I could flip over the mattress.
But if he sits on my bed 1/3 time, I'm actually going to have
to sleep in the bed springs. Yeah, I'm, I'm just not trying
to do that. So anyways, the next day comes
around and we're just going to skip the day because it was
normal, it was good. Brandon had a lot of fun, didn't
sleep that well because he's like inhaling toxic, toxic fumes
or whatever the entire night. But eventually they do a little,
what they call a little check in.
So the camp counselor walks in and he's basically saying like,
hey, just want to make sure. Cuz look, a lot of these, I
mean, these are kids, right? Brandon was 15, Minecraft kid
was 14. These are kids that are away
from their parents, not having their parents check in on them
every 5 seconds to make sure that they're functioning.
So they're just like, all right. You know, you guys are like
changing your clothes every day. You're taking a shower like, and
one of the camp counselors was like, I'm going to have not
watch you take a shower. That would be very suss.
The camp counselor vented if he did that, I just, I'm a grown
man. I just said that anyways, you
know, the camp counselor is not, I'm going to watch you shower.
But he was like, I'm going to like, wait until you go into the
shower, take a shower, change back into your clothes and walk
out here. Because the camp counselor one
day was like, this cabin smells. I was going to say reeks, but
that has different connotations, right?
He was like this, this cabin smells and like, I, I'm not
going to like, I know that you guys have not been showering and
like, the other kids were being kind of stinky too, but they
were on a whole different level, right?
They might have smelled a little unpleasant, but they didn't
smell like the insides. You, you know that, you know,
the Star Wars the 5th movie revenge of this.
No, no, no, no, no. Empire Strikes Back when like a
Han Solo has to save Luke by cutting open that animal.
Yeah, the, the Minecraft kid probably smelled like the inside
rotting guts of that animal, Right.
Anyways, though. So the camp counselor comes
around and he's just kind of checking and he's like, all
right, Brandon, go take a shower.
I'm gonna wait till you're done. So Brandon goes in, he takes a
shower. Whatever, right?
Comes out smelling nice and clean.
And he looks at the Minecraft kid and the Minecraft kid looks
at him back and the camp counselors like, this room is
pretty bad smelling and I wanna make sure you guys are taking
your showers. So Minecraft kids like, okay,
I'll take a shower. He goes in, turns on the water,
and like I mean OK Brandon doesn't know this but he knows
for a fact that this kid did not shower.
Allegedly the Minecraft kid goes in there, turns on the shower
water, puts his head in for a second to make it look like his
head is wet so it looks like he took a shower and like just sat
there for like 5 minutes when the water was running.
Turns off the water. Comes out in the same clothes.
And the camp counselor was like, you didn't change your clothes.
And the Minecraft kids like, no, no, no, I just have the same
pair. I just really like this creeper
shirt. So I have two of the same ones.
The truth is the Minecraft kid was bluffing.
If the camp counselor said, hey, can I see the other creeper
shirt? His, you know, the lie would
have been up. The gig would have been up
essentially, right? But yeah, he the Minecraft kid
was almost cleaned, but Nope, he's a Minecraft kid.
What did you guys expect? So the next day was where things
got a little bit interesting. The Minecraft kid comes up to
Brandon a lunch and Brandon and the Minecraft kids sat at
different tables because the Minecraft kid met people that he
was more friends with, like other people who played stuff
that he liked like Minecraft or Roblox or something.
And Brandon was more of a sports guy.
So his friends were more like sports related or whatever.
But one day the Minecraft kid comes as a Brandon when he's
sitting at his table and he's like, hey, man, I need your
expertise. And you know, Brandon's like,
yeah, what's good. And he's like, dude, I really, I
want to ask out Judy. And Judy was this girl who was
17 and was beautiful. She was like, she was like the
everyone thought that like this girl was super hot.
And she was also much older than them too.
So immediately that's like that already gives like like plus 10
to whatever. She if she was a one, she would
have been an 11, right? Because she was like older and
these kids were like, Oh my God or whatever.
But yeah, she was kind of just known as like the girl or
whatever. But first of all, 1,000,000
reasons 1 Minecraft kid needs to take a shower if he wants a
girlfriend. 2 he's three years younger than her, 43, they've
never spoken before and four, it's a simply not going to
happen. However, Brandon didn't want to
be a massive jerk, right? And he was like, all right, man,
like, why do you want to, like, ask her out?
Minecraft kids, like, because she's beautiful.
And he's like, yeah, OK, I agree with that.
Have you ever? Spoken to her before.
Minecraft kids like, well, no, but we're going to go on a date,
so I'll speak to her on the date and Brandon's like you.
Guys are going on a date. For a second, he was
legitimately like, Oh my God. Like, I never thought I would
see crazier, but Oh my God. And he's like, well, no, I have
to ask her out on a date first. But I was wondering if you could
go talk to Judy and see how she'd feel, you know?
And at this point, Brandon was like, OK, like, it's
interesting. Like, I'll definitely be
entertained by whatever happens, but OK.
And remember, the Minecraft kid was not a bad kid.
Even though he smelled bad, that does not make him, and that just
Matt does, that does not mean that he was a bad individual.
OK, guys, be nice. Be much nicer than I am while
I'm telling the story. So Brandon already kind of knows
the answer, but he wants to go up and he's like, you know what?
Maybe I'll be the one to see. Because maybe Judy likes girls 3
or guys three years younger than her that smell bad.
Maybe she's kind of a cougar, Who knows, dude.
So he goes up to Judy. He's like, hey, like duty
because they'd, they'd spoken like once or twice, I think they
had a camp activity together or something like that.
So they were friendly. They weren't friends by any
means, but they were friendly. You know what I mean?
They were cool. And you know, he goes up, he's
like, hey, so I think I might already know the answer to this
question, But you know, my cabin mate, you know, he thinks
you're, you're very nice looking in.
He was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with him.
And she's like, oh, who's your cabin mate?
Because you know, you know, Brandon always hung out with
like the, you know, the sports guys and the athletic baseball
guys. And Judy was like, oh, maybe
it's one of those 16 year old like the baseball guys with
their like, I don't know, their long hair, whatever the what are
those cuts called? I'm actually being an idiot.
The mullets. Oh my my God, my mullet daddy or
something. Stupid, right?
And not saying mullets are stupid.
I couldn't pull it off. Maybe you can.
And Brandon's like, well, well, about that, so.
Do you? Know and then says the name of
the Minecraft kid and she's like.
What? Because she probably already had
like a few of like Brandon's friend friends in her mind and
she's already already like imagining situations with them
or whatever, right. And he's like the guy over there
and Brandon points to the Minecraft kid and she's like,
oh, no, Oh, dude. It's so it's so painful.
She's like, no man, I had AI had a like AI was in a group with
him. Dude is so stinky.
I can, I could smell, I can probably smell him from here.
God, he reeks. He's awful.
Judy's not the nicest girl, right?
And Brandon's like, oh, I'm going to take that as a no.
And Judy's like. Yes, take that as a mega.
No. So Brandon walks back over, and
Brandon's thinking to himself. Minecraft kids.
A good kid. I'm not going to be that guy,
but I do need to make sure it's clear to him.
And Brandon goes up and says, hey, you know Judy is very
flattered by what you buy. Like the offer, right?
But she actually already has a boyfriend and she said though he
kind of made this up but like whatever lol.
He's like you know, you know, she did safe, you know, maybe in
the future, you never know. But right now she's a boyfriend
and she can't really be doing that.
The Minecraft kids like OK, I might still ask her out either
way. And Brandon's like no, no, no,
no, no, you should. You should not do that.
Please do not do that for your own sake.
So yeah, Brandon was, you know, a good guy in that situation and
didn't let the Minecraft kid get into any any nonsense.
But everything would change that night.
That night was quite a night. So he gets.
Back. And Brandon goes back to his
bunk, expecting to see the Minecraft kit there.
Minecraft kit is not there. No, one is never not in their
cabin by night time. And it turns out that, you know,
you know, Brandon goes to sleep and the Minecraft kid is nowhere
to be found. The Minecraft kid is quite in
fact missing in action. So the next day, you know, he
goes up to his camp counselor early in the morning when he
wakes up, as they all have, they kind of have breakfast as a as a
group. And then they go off and
disperse and they can have lunch with whoever, but breakfast they
have together. And he says, hey, like, I, I
didn't see Minecraft kid last night.
And the camp counselor kind of has a look on his face.
He's like, yeah, the Minecraft kid is, is not in the camp
anymore. And he's like, what?
He's like, why? And the camp counselor
counselors, like, I can't really disclose that, but he said that
he really loved having you as a roommate.
And, you know, Brandon both felt concerned, but also like felt a
little bad because he was like, Oh my God, this kid's the worst.
But that at breakfast, Brandon was really curious what happened
to the Minecraft kid, Mr. Stink himself.
And one of the kids like leaned over to Brandon said, hey, like,
meet me after breakfast. I have answers.
And like, Brandon immediately knew.
Like, they both just knew what they were talking about.
South. After breakfast, Brandon goes up
to him. He's like, dude, like what
happened to my, like my roommate?
He's like, so like, this is like, what?
I heard I overheard some stuff. And like, I also heard some
stuff from other people. Like, none of this is 100% fact,
but I'm pretty sure this is correct.
And Brandon's like, yeah, yeah. Just tell me what's up.
They said basically there was like a health inspection, like a
random one, and they found the Minecraft kid stuff.
They deemed it as a as a as a safety risk for everyone else.
And they went up to the Minecraft kid and basically told
him that if he did not take an actual shower right now, that
they were going to have to remove him from camp.
Apparently the Minecraft kid said no and that he liked his
his natural aroma. And after that, you know, they
basically told him that he could no longer go to the camp and
that. And like, apparently like he
just left a pile of his clothes around and it was just so
putrid. And it was like they they like
tested it or something. They thought it was actually
going to like spread diseases or something.
So they asked him to leave. His parents picked him up like
hours later or whatever. And yeah, so that's why.
And Brandon's like, wow, like, are you serious?
And the kids like, well, that's just like, I overheard bits of
it. I overheard the camp counsellor
talking with like, one of the health inspector people that
worked at the camp, as well as talking to like, the head of the
camp. Like everyone else was back,
like was out doing their events. But I went back because, like, I
wasn't feeling that good. I had a stomach ache.
So I went back to my cabinet, sit down, and I overheard them
talking with each other. And that's basically what they
said. And Brandon was like, wow,
that's actually crazy, right? Like, Dang.
So anyways, at the day, the final day of hide and seek, you
know, Brandon has to do it alone.
But Brandon, you know, in the spirit of Minecraft kid, he knew
that Minecraft kid wanted him to win.
So Brandon decided to buckle in and just lock in and win this
for Minecraft Kid, win this for Mr. Stink himself.
So Brandon, he found the spot, the perfect spot that he knew
that Minecraft Kid would have wanted him to win right there,
would have the the spot the Minecraft kid would have wanted
him to go to. He goes in it, he's perfect.
He's silent, he's still. And Brandon, he wins the
championship and he dedicates his victory to his former
roommate. Minecraft Kid started to realize
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Welcome back to a brand new story.
And today we have a story of a Minecraft kid who ends up biting
the subscriber who is his babysitter just because the
subscriber couldn't answer the Minecraft kids Minecraft trivia
and the Minecraft kid was like, you're disrespecting Minecraft
and takes a chunk out of his arm.
Bro, it's a crazy story. I know you and you'll enjoy it.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, and let's jump right
into the story. So we're going to call the
subscriber submitted this story Nico, because I'm just going
down through my middle school friend name list.
And yes, anyways, Nico had to babysit this kid.
He was the kid of a mom that Nico's friends was really good
friends with. So Nico's like, Dang, I got to
do this bro. And his mom's like, yeah dude,
you got to babysit this kid. Was Nico trying to do it?
No. He also wasn't even being paid
that much like his mom's. Like you're going to be paid
$10, which look $10 is $10.00, but $10.00 for like 5 hours,
bro, that's not very good. Like that's, that's like 2 bucks
an hour, man. That's some, that's some like
not even close to minimum wage type, but whatever, right?
You know, Nico's like I got to do this for my mom.
Basically it's her friend's son. So Nico's driven over by his mom
and he's dropped off and Nico gets to the front door of the
kid that he has to babysit. We're just going to call him the
Minecraft kid. It's not super clear right now,
but you'll see pretty soon why I called the Minecraft kid.
So anyways, the Minecraft kids, mom gets to the door and she's
like, oh, welcome in. I'm so happy you could do this.
I'm sorry. I was so last minute.
Like, thank you so much. Like, you and your mom are a
lifesaver here. And he goes like, yeah, don't
worry about it. I got you.
Like, where's your son? And she's like, oh, oh, he's,
he's. Upstairs.
And all of a sudden you hear, oh, like, OK, I'm not doing a
really good job, but just like kind of think of like the
Minecraft zombie sound. Like, I don't know, like last
time I said the zombie moaning, but then that got really weird
because you guys were weirdos in the comments.
The zombie groaning. OK, is that better?
I don't even know. That's better Zombie noises.
We're just going to say Minecraft zombie noises so you
guys can't be weird in my comments section.
God, leave a like 4 out one all the brain cells I'll lose during
the story. But yeah, he's like he hears
kind of the zombie moaning noise, this zombie noise.
And, you know, Nico's like, kind of looks at, you know, the
Minecraft kids mom in a look of confusion.
The Minecraft kids mom is like, oh, yeah.
So I got to explain this to you. And Nico, for a split second was
thinking like, oh, she going to explain that her son was bitten
by a zombie from a secret CIA like project and that he's an
actual real life zombie. And for that, she'll pay him $5
more to deal with him. But no, she basically goes on to
explain that, you know, her son, the Minecraft kid, has started
to watch and play way too much Minecraft.
And he once died recently in Minecraft to a zombie.
And ever since then, he thinks that he is actually a zombie.
Yeah, the Minecraft kid thinks since he was, like, killed by a
zombie in game, that he has become a Minecraft zombie in
real life. But yeah, all he does.
I mean, he basically is a zombie, bro.
He's playing video games all day, 24/7 at 3:00 in the
morning, at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Minecraft every day. Look, Minecraft's a pretty good
game, but don't be playing at 24 hours a day.
Hey, bro. Yeah.
But this kid basically is like, you hear more like Minecraft
zombie noises. And the mom's like, I'm sorry.
He might be a little difficult, but he's a good kid at heart.
And you hear she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Right. Not much I can do about that.
And he goes like, oh, that's fine.
Like back when I was a kid, like I used to play Minecraft with my
friends like I was actually back in the day when I like just came
out too. It was like really cool
multiplayer game or whatever. Like, you know, I, that's a good
game like I love it. I respect it Like I can
understand why your son likes it so much.
And that's when you hear the zombie noises getting getting a
little bit louder. And that's when you hear see
this kid, because he's like on the 2nd floor, he starts
crawling down the stairs in all fours, which I don't know why he
was crawling. It's not like he thought he was
a Minecraft spider. He thought he was a Minecraft
zombie. But either way, kid is crawling
down on all fours and he's like trying to do that, like the
zombie history. He's like, I'm obviously doing a
terrible job, but just deal with me, right?
And he walked. He kind of like crawls down the
stairs and and design the Minecraft kids, or I should say
the Minecraft zombie kid. His mom's like, oh, Minecraft.
Get here. He is.
Nico, like like Minecraft kid obviously says his real name.
But Minecraft kid, I would like you to meet Nico.
He'll be your babysitter. And Nico looks at this kid who's
on all fours, who's in like a creeper shirt and is like, he's
doing like Minecraft noises, like, or zombie noises, like
kind of looks at him and says, hey, man, what's up?
And this kid looks at like Nico and goes and the Minecraft kids
mom's like, sorry about that. You know, he's still in his
zombie era right now. He still thinks he's a zombie
right now. So sorry about that, bro.
And Nico's like, all right, that's fine, whatever.
And the Minecraft kid says something in English for once.
And he's like, I heard, like, I heard you like Minecraft.
And at this point, like the Minecraft kids, mom's like,
Nico, I'm so sorry. I really got to go right now.
But it'll sounds like you guys are going to start a nice
conversation. So I'm just going to say
goodbye. And Nico's like, what?
Oh, OK. And she just, like, walks out
the door. I think Loki, she wasn't even
going anywhere. She just needed a break from her
son. So she's probably, like, getting
in the car, driving around the corner and then taking a power
nap for four hours. Or maybe she's actually doing
something, Who knows? For the Minecraft kids, Like I
heard that you liked Minecraft and Nico's like, yeah, I used to
play it a long time ago with my friends.
And the Minecraft kid is like, you better not be lying to me,
are you? And Nico's like, what?
Like why would I be lying right now?
Like, that makes no sense. Like, yeah, I'm not lying.
Like, what are you saying? He's like, good.
Well, that means that you can answer my Minecraft trivia
questions. And Nico's like, oh, well, dude,
I'm actually not that good. Like, I used to play a little
bit with my friends back in the day.
He's like. Silence.
You already said that you didn't lie, so you should be able to
answer these easily. And, you know, Nico's, like, OK,
like, sure. Nico was kind of expecting that
the questions were gonna be like, when you start the game,
what is the character you can choose?
Like what are the characters you can choose between, which is
like Steve and Alex? Like I mean, maybe like he
didn't even know about Alex at this time because he only played
when Steve was the option low key.
Like I, I, I bet Nico only played like Minecraft pocket
edition light or something. That was the game I used to
playback when I was like 12 or whatever fire game.
It was free too. But anyways, yeah.
So you know, the Minecraft kid, instead of asking him really
basic questions, his first question, he's like, first you
must answer all three correctly to be granted access to the
dungeon, which I guess the dungeon was like his room or
whatever so he could show off his like Lego Star Wars stuff.
But he's like. 1st. Question, when you play someone
in Minecraft PvP, what is what are the three items that are
most useful? First of all, that's kind of a
subjective question, but like Nico was like Minecraft PvP.
He's like when you fight someone in Minecraft.
Player versus player, obviously. And Nico's like, well, I think a
sword's pretty good. And Nico was right on that.
And he's like, like, like steak and blocks the Minecraft kids
like me. Wrong.
You want a fishing rod for proper knockback and then you
also want golden apples for fast recovery.
You are wrong. In your first question.
Let's see if you can redeem yourself.
Question #2 And at this point, Nico was kind of just thinking
to himself like, bro, I don't know this game, bro, Like what?
What do you expect from me? Dude, I don't know this game.
And I've told you many times, I don't know this game, I don't
know what I'm doing. I don't, I like, I don't play
this game. This is like someone who like
has played Call of Duty once and then eight years later they go
to their final exam in math. And it's like the teachers like,
all right, guys, whatever you learned this year, like the
quadratic equations, the all the differential calculus, You don't
even need to worry about that. We just got to, I just got to
ask you technical questions about Call of Duty Modern
Warfare. It's like, wait, hold up a
second. How do you expect me to get
these answers, bro? But yeah, so he's like me.
Next question. You have a chance to redeem
yourself. Ever since version 1.7, point 6.
I don't, I don't know. I'm just, I'm just saying stuff
at this point. He's like, what is like, at
what? Why level do diamonds spawn?
At most? I think the answer is like 15 to
20. That might be totally wrong, but
that used to be the case. It was like a little bit above
bedrock. I remember this and at this
point Nico didn't even like understand how many layers there
were I think when he played back in the day, like a demon didn't
even spawn all that way down. So he's like, isn't it like
right below the surface? Which is kind of disproved to
like he has not played this game in a long time and the
Minecraft. Gets like, no, diamonds are not
just below the surface. That's right, Dick.
He's like honestly having a bit of a freaking breakdown,
meltdown, freak out moment right now, which they're all kind of
just like, bro, what what's going on right now?
And Nico's like, OK, bro, like I obviously don't know the game
that well. Like maybe we can talk about
something else. He's like silence.
I will give you one chance. The final question.
What is the end? What is like the final boss in
Minecraft? And bro, I'm not even going to
lie, this question isn't that bad.
It's pretty clearly the Ender Dragon.
Sure. Like, OK, in all fairness, I
have played a lot of Minecraft. I used to love it back in the
day. And then I really got back into
the game over 2020. And then I just, you know,
started a YouTube channel which was basically around Minecraft.
And then it kind of turned into this.
And I still use Minecraft for most of my background gameplay.
So yeah, maybe I'm a little biased, but I even feel like
back when I played it a little bit back when I.
Only aware of it. I knew about Steve, I knew about
Creepers, I knew about Herobrine, and I knew about the
Ender Dragon. I feel like you don't need to
know much about Minecraft to know about those four things,
right? And I guess less so now kids
don't know about Herobrine. But bro, if you want a bit of a
nostalgia trip and you're about my age, just look up the old
hero Brian Siding videos on YouTube.
Those are crazy. But anyways, right, Nico really
did not play a lot of Minecraft. I mean, I'm pretty impressed
he's able to answer the first question as well as he did, but
he was like, I don't know, the creeper And when bro, it's like
a Nico insulted the Minecraft kids mother because the
Minecraft kids reaction to Nico saying that the final boss in
Minecraft was the creeper was like no, no, like this kid was
freaking out. Like this kid was having a full
on breakdown. It's as if like you took his his
like computer and smashed it on the ground, bro.
It's as if you took his PS4 and threw it out the window.
It's as if, I don't know, you took your dog.
His dog shaved all. The hair off.
Renamed it and said this is my dog now like.
Kid was freaking. Out right now and like Nico's
like, oh like I'm sorry, I thought the creepers were like
the final boss or something. He's like, no, no, it's the
Ender dragon you idiot. It is so clearly the Ender
dragon. I feel like you're just trying
to make me mad at this point. And Nicos, like, bro, I swear,
it's just it's like not that deep, bro.
Like you got to trust me on this.
It's simply not that deep. And the Minecraft kids like no,
no, no, no, no, no. You can't just be saying that
you don't understand what you just did.
And the Minecraft kid kind of like goes into like all goes
back down on all fours because he was standing up for a second
and he likes, you know, kind of like the position that frogs sit
in. They're like their hind legs are
almost like cocked in front of them almost to like spring being
a perfect position to like spring up.
The Minecraft kid starts saying charging spring attack, and
Nico's like, bro, like, what are you doing?
Sorry, I just dropped my phone. That's why it sounds like the
whole thing exploded for a second.
Yeah. So he's like, bro, like, what
are you doing over here in the Minecraft kids, like charging my
spring attack. And he's like spring attack.
What do you mean in like the middle of saying like, what do
you mean by that? He sees the Minecraft kid jump
at him with his, like, mouth open.
And it looked like he was like going for the face, bro.
Like Minecraft kid was going for it.
So like Nico obviously kind of like has a reflex to like cover,
like he's like, whoa, he outstand.
He like extends his forearm a little bit or whatever to kind
of like block the like the attack or whatever.
And sure enough, you know, the Minecraft kid latches on with
his teeth, sinks into his forearm and he goes like got in
the Minecraft kids like just chomps in, right?
He just chomps in and he's just like, you know, and he goes
like, what are you doing? And the Minecraft kids like
mumbling. He's like, he's like, he's like,
what are you saying? He's like, he's like, because
remember, this kid's teeth are like fully like sunk into his
like arm at this point. So yeah, you're not
understanding anything as is not going to happen, right?
And so Nico's just like what's like, why are you biting me real
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story. So eventually like you know
Nico, basically what he does is he lifts his forearm up like
high enough so that the Minecraft kid lifts off the
ground for a second in the Minecraft kids jaw.
He doesn't have like cobra like jaw strength.
So Minecraft kid eventually falls off of him and once he
falls off of him, he asks him why did you like why did you
bite me? He's like, because you
disrespected Minecraft and you know, because like, what?
Like how did I disrespect Minecraft?
He's like, well, you pretended to be a super fan and then I
asked you questions and you failed the questions, so you
deserve the bite. And he goes like, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. I never said that I was a super
fan. You're making that up right
there. All I ever said was that like,
you know, I used to play it back with my friends.
And then, you know, you said, is that true?
And I said yes, because it was true.
And then you I asked like, oh, well, are you like a huge fan?
And I said no, But then you said that I was lying.
And I already said that I was this huge fan.
I tried to answer those questions and look like I
obviously don't know. But that even if I was
pretending to be a Minecraft super fan and it turns out I was
lying, that is no excuse for you to go out and bite me.
Like, that's absolutely ridiculous.
Like, are you serious right now? And, yeah, so, you know, Nico's
or the Minecraft kids, like, well, I did what I thought was
right and that is respectable. And Nico's like, no, that was
not respectable. Like, you can't just like, do
something stupid and crazy and say I did what I thought was
right and be like, oh, well, applause, right?
It's like, oh, I cheated on my final exams and just like, and
the teacher's like, bro, what? And you're like, no, no, no.
I thought it was the right thing to do.
So you must be nice to me and give me a pass.
And I don't know, a sticker. It's like it doesn't work that
way, bro. Life just doesn't work that way.
But yeah, so the Minecraft kid is like, you know, remember,
Nico still has like 2 to 3 hours left with a Minecraft kid.
Supposedly in an hour from now, the Minecraft kids supposed to
go to bed. So Nico's like, OK, I just have
to survive another hour with this kid.
And while the Minecraft kid for the next hour didn't bite him or
anything, he was still being super annoying.
He was walking around like a zombie.
And when, you know, Nico's like, hey, like, what do you want to
eat? Like all we got here is like, I
don't know, like we got some like, pizza in the fridge.
He's like oh Minecraft. So like as a zombie I can only
eat flesh AKA chicken AKA Chick-fil-A.
Get me Chick-fil-A and Nicos. Like bro I don't have a car and
also I'm not trying to door dash some Chick-fil-A that's mad
expensive. He's like, but the zombie won't
eat. Pizzas.
It's not flesh. And you know, then Nico goes on
to say, well, actually, if you're a zombie, you'd only be
eating rotten flesh or, or like rotting human flesh.
And I, I, I don't really think that's the same thing as
chicken. And the Minecraft gets like, no,
like, I'm a very special zombie that also eats chicken.
He's like, OK, bro, you're eating this pizza or you're not
eating anything. Your mom says that you like this
and that you'd eat it. So yeah, you should start eating
this or else, like, you're just not going to eat anything.
So the kid was being pretty annoying, but eventually it was
8 at night, which was his bedtime.
So, you know, he's like, OK, like zombie Michael, like
Minecraft kid, it's time for your bedtime.
Like, you can go upstairs, you can do whatever you want in your
room. I don't really care as long as
you're in there. And he's like, zombies are
nocturnal in Minecraft. They come out at night only.
And, you know, Nico's like, OK, well, you're a very special
zombie that goes to bed right now, bro.
He's like, no, that part of me is normal.
He's like, OK, well then how are you up earlier today?
Like, how were you walking around today if you only come
out at night? Like, aren't you supposed to
explode or something? He's like, I'm supposed to burn
up, not explode. You're a fake Minecraft fan.
And once again, he's like, bro, Nico's like, dude, I explained
to you I'm not a Minecraft fan. I already said that.
He's like, oh, well, I have special armor on that allows me
to be up at night and day. And he's like, OK, well, can you
at least do that in your room? He says no, as a zombie.
I'm going to walk around and figure it out.
Like, I'm going to walk around and try and find some villagers
to munch on. And he goes like, OK, can you do
that in your room? Can you walk around in your room
to find villagers? And, you know, Minecraft kids?
Like, well, what? Like, how do you expect me to
find villagers in my room? As if he was gonna find
villagers walking around his house.
And he goes like, OK, look, your mom wants you to go to bed at
8:00. All you have to do is be in your
room. It's not up to me if you fall
asleep or not, But it is kind of up to me if you actually go to
bed in your bed. Like if if you at least go into
your bedroom, at least sit in your bed.
He's like, no, that will not happen.
There's like zombie noises again.
He's like, OK, you know what, I'm done.
Whatever, I'm going to there. I'm like, look, I can't deal
with this anymore. So Nico sits down and just goes
on his phone and the Minecraft kid starts running around the
house like literally just sprinting around the house in
circles and Nico's head just like collapses on the ground.
He's like Oh my God just his hand his like his head is in his
forearms like bro what's going on?
2 hours later the Minecraft kid is just like running around the
house and the mom gets back. The mom gets back and she's like
oh is is he still up? And Nico's like I've been trying
to put him to bed for the last two hours.
He just refuses. She says, Oh, my God, like, did
anything else bad happen? And that's when the Minecraft
kid kind of walks into the room and Nico's like, well, yeah, I
mean, your son did jump and bite me for a little bit and then
refused to do anything I said, and then also refused to eat the
food in the fridge. And she's like.
He hit you and. Nico's like, well, yeah.
And then the Minecraft kid's like, no, mom, he's lying.
I didn't bite him and Niko's like all right well bro, try and
explain this Niko like reveal like pulls down his sweater or
shirt or whatever or just somehow shows his forearm that
still has the tooth marks. Thankfully the skin wasn't
broken because this kids mouth was.
I mean any mouth is like full of gross bacteria, right?
If it breaks the skin, you might have to actually go to the
hospital, get that checked out, make sure you're all right,
maybe get some antibiotics or something.
Thankfully he didn't break the skin, but the impression was
literally still there. Normally like a bite mark would
go away way after like 30 minutes, but the thing was still
there. It was definitely a bit fainter
than it was before, but you could still see it pretty
clearly. And the mom turns to the
Minecraft kid and it's like, I can't believe that you would
bite your babysitter. And the Minecraft kid
frantically trying to figure out a way out of it is like, no, he,
he just bit himself. It was crazy.
He like, I was standing there being like, what's up, bro?
And he's like, look at this. And he takes his forearm and he
just takes a big chop out of it. He has bites it.
And then he's all like, I'm going to blame it on you.
Ha, ha, ha. I'm so evil.
And you know, Nikos, like, oh, that's what I said.
I'm going to bite my own arm and blame it on you.
Ha ha, ha. I'm so evil.
Is that really what I said, bro? And the Minecraft kids like,
yeah, it's like totally what happened?
And like, look, at this point, obviously the Minecraft kids mom
really doesn't like she has two sides of the story.
But come on now. Are you really going to believe
that the babysitter decided to frame your son by chomping into
his own arm and being like, ha, ha, ha, I'm going to pretend
this was you? Or do you believe that your son
who thinks he's a literal zombie in Minecraft who bite other
people, right, That's what zombies do, may or may not have
bit the babysitter because the babysitter said so and also has
a big bite mark about the size of his little jaw because he was
like, I don't know, 10 or whatever.
And yes, so obviously Minecraft kids, mom's like, like, I
obviously don't believe you. You definitely bit him.
He's like, no, mommy bit himself.
And she's like, just go to your room right now.
So the Minecraft kid does in fact listen to his mom, which
smart move, bro. Like that's a good call.
Always listen to your mom. Like it's just better.
You're better off that way, man. But anyways, Minecraft kid goes
up to his room and his mommy, the Minecraft kids moms, like
I'm so sorry about this. Like are you OK?
He's like, yeah, I should be all right.
Like I'm OK. Like I'll I'll get like it's,
it's not that bad. It didn't hurt or anything.
She's like, I'm so sorry, Like, like, here's another $10.
And, you know, as much as Nico would have taken the $10, since,
you know, this was his mom's friend, he's like, no, it's OK.
Like, you know, I, I did the time and we can set to the the
rate that we're supposed to be doing it.
So Nico gets back home where his mom picks him up his 10.
And on the car ride back, she's like, oh, Nico, how did it go?
Did anything happen? And Nico's like, you know what?
I'll tell you all about it. And obviously Nico tells you,
tells her the story that I just told you.
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just chilling in class like a good boy.
And then all of a sudden, right, you know, this Minecraft kid
comes up to you, picks his nose and then wipes it all over you
and then simultaneously breaks into a love song while doing the
gritty across across the room, dude.
And you simply sit there and question your life and all the
choices you've made. So yeah, that's the story for
today. I'm not even kidding.
So sit back, relax. This is a bit of a longer 1, so
get yourself comfortable, maybe get something nice to eat.
Get all cozy, dude. And let's just jump right into
it. So anyways, we're going to call
the subscribers submitted the story Charlie.
So anyways, in Charlie's class, there was this Minecraft kid or
there was a a kid that we're just going to call the Minecraft
kid. And the Minecraft kid had
started something that he called the Enderman cult.
It was the most exclusive club in the grade.
I'm just kidding. It was literally a club of one
or a cult of one in that one individual happened to be the
Minecraft kid. However, the Minecraft kid had a
very unique way of getting getting new members.
Like maybe you're thinking that you know he'll slip a letter
under someone's like room or something or into their backpack
or into their closet, into their locker, right.
That says you have an invitation to join the most exclusive club
in all of Riverdale High or wherever you go to school.
I don't I don't really know. You may join the.
Enderman. Club.
Or maybe, you know, they have a little fair, right?
When the school has a club fair, he sets up a little makeshift
tent, says you may join the Enderman club.
No, no, no. And the Minecraft kid had a very
unique way of adding people to the Enderman club.
He would pick his nose, wipe it on someone and be like, do you
want to go in the Enderman club? Yeah.
So believe it or not, this has not had the highest success
rate. I mean by not the highest
success rate, I mean a 0% success rate.
So not not that good. Anyways, this all this story all
started one day when Charlie was in his math class.
Charlie was sitting in the front of the room because, well,
normally Charlie enjoyed kind of spacing out and not paying
attention. He was not doing so well in this
math class, right? So he kind of told himself.
All right, Charlie, man, like we just got a we just got a we just
got a grind through this. So sit in the front of the
class, pay attention, do your best, like whatever, right.
And, you know, normally the Minecraft kid never sat next to
him because actually Charlie was usually one of like, two kids to
sit in the front row. But one day, right when Charlie
sits down, the Minecraft kid sits down right next to him,
which was a little weird because like, Charlie and the Minecraft
kid, they weren't friends. I mean, they weren't like mortal
enemies yet. But like, I don't know, Charlie
just didn't know the kid. And you know, Charlie for a
second was like, oh, well, maybe this kid wants to pay attention
to or he's just sitting in a new spot.
Charlie didn't think anything of it.
So the teacher starts teaching the class, right?
And in the corner of Charlie's eye, he sees the Minecraft.
He sees the Minecraft kid take out his finger and just shove it
straight up his nose. And Charlie is like, dude, what
the Oh my God, bro. And the Minecraft kid, he's just
digging around in there. It's pretty disgusting.
And Charlie's like, dude, please, just like, just get a
tissue or just go to the bathroom.
Like here, dude, like really in front of everyone in front of
me, really. That's my that's my main
concern, if I'm being honest, like in front of me dude.
And yeah, the Minecraft kid eventually is done and he rips
out like a pretty decent dude. I can't believe I'm I'm even
dislike entertaining this story, but I was he he whips out a
pretty big, you know, booger, right, And he looks over and he
makes direct eye contact with Charlie because Charlie was
like, I like was looking at him in the corner of his eye, like
what is this kid doing right? And the Minecraft kid gives
Charlie this like this devious smile bro, and he takes his
finger and he like lunges over and reaches over the desk and
smears it off smears it all over Charlie's like shirt, like on
the side of his sleeve. And The thing is like CC was
wearing like a a purple shirt, so there or none.
It was like either purple or black.
I just remember like that Charlie told me that it was like
a very deep colored shirt. So the contrast it was so
obvious something got smeared and it was pretty clear as like
from some kids nose. Charlie's like, dude, what's in
the Minecraft kids like show? You have just been tagged by the
enderman cult. Would you like to join the?
Man caught. And at this point Charlie's like
what the fuck bro? Like why?
Did you just? Do that and Charlie's like Loki
has no chill and like because he's like yelling in the middle
of class and teachers like what's going on over here?
And Charlie's like this kid just like wiped his like pictures
nose and wiped it all over me. And then, you know, the teachers
like turns to the Minecraft kids.
Like Minecraft kid, I'm going to ask you to step outside for 5
minutes and think about what you did.
Like it's not good to be a distraction in class.
And while the Minecraft kid got up, he walked by Charlie and
says like, kind of whispers, like, dude, you just meshed with
the Enderman cult and you're going to show a great meshing
with the Enderman called bro. And Charlie's like, all right,
dude, like, sure, whatever, bro. And so he moves on and he walks
by and Charlie honestly thinks nothing of it because he's like,
Oh no, man, the Enderman cult doesn't like me right now.
No, man. Not the Enderman cult.
No, yeah, but he didn't really care.
TLDR But yeah, that was actually actually not the end of the
Minecraft kid. Believe it or not, the story
does not end like 10% into the video.
But yeah. Anyways.
So Charlie doesn't really think much of it after that, except
when he goes back to his locker in like crayon is like scribbled
on his lockers, like scribbled and black crayon because they're
like white Walker white lockers. So you can like see a pretty
clearly. It says like, it's like, it's
like a terrible drawing of an enderman and it says under a
#enderman cult bro use the hashtag like he was on Twitter
in 2013. Like what is he doing this on?
Like a #enderman called on someone's locker bro, like what
are you doing out here? Like, I mean kids in a time
capsule right now and thinks Twitter's real life anyways,
though he should have also like captioned a #enderman called
hashtag like for like hashtag, thank God it's Friday.
Like bro, I don't know, man. And Charlie looks at this and he
takes a photo of it and he's like, all right, do I report
this? Like do I just get this kid in
more trouble? And he looks at his phone.
It's like a photo. It's like the goofiest thing
ever. The Enderman college is after
him. He's like, Nah, Nah, dude.
Like I'm not you know what this kids annoying and he did kind of
ruin one of my shirts but. Nah, I'm, I'm not going to be
that guy going out of my way to get this kid in trouble.
And maybe Charlie should have, because the enderman called, AKA
the Minecraft kid was not done with him yet.
The Minecraft kid had a lot more before he was satisfied.
Yeah. So anyway, skip ahead to that
weekend. So that weekend, Charlie and his
friends were, you know, they kind of got together on a Friday
night and they were going into the woods in their local
neighborhood, right? So the in their neighborhood,
there was kind of like a woods area that was pretty, it's
pretty like it was a pretty big woods, right?
And there was kind of like campfire pits in the middle of
it. And as like Charlie and his
friends were walking to like the woods, he saw the Minecraft kid
walking on the other side of the street in like the same
direction as him. And he was like, that's weird.
Like I thought I would have noticed him earlier, right?
And he's in his creeper hoodie and he's looking straight down.
But Charlie notices the Minecraft kid is every once in a
while glancing over at Charlie and giving him like a look of
like just like a little quick look.
And Charlie kind of like whispers to the other kids.
Like, yo, dude, the other kids are like, dude, what?
He's like, look quickly, look over there.
Don't all do it at once. Obviously all of Charlie's
friends immediately all at once look over Charlie's like, you
guys are seriously idiots. Like when I say don't all look
over at once, don't all look over at once.
But anyways. See that kid over there?
They're all like, Yep. And Charlie's like, of course
you all see him. You all looked at once.
But anyways, that kid over there do you.
Remember when I was talking about how that kid, like, wiped
his nose and then, like, or picked his nose and wiped it all
over me and they're like, dude, yeah, that was gross.
And he said, like, he wanted to, like, wanted me to join the
Enderman cult, whatever the Frick that was.
And then he, like, got mad at me and drew that all over my
locker. And all the other guys were
like, yeah, he's like, that's that kid.
They're all like, bro, what? And yes, so they eventually get
to the entrance to the forest and they watch as the Minecraft
kid looks at them, go into the forest, but then doesn't follow
them in, but kind of waits, like literally stops walking and just
stairs. As they walk in one the kids
leans over to Charlie is like, dude, that Minecraft kid is
seriously creepy, bro. Like he's just watching us right
now. And Charlie's like, yeah, man, I
know it's kind of weird, but like, what are we going to do
about it, bro? So they get in and they, you
know, they start walking into the forest and I'm not going to
lie, lie or Charlie's not gonna lie.
It was a little creepy. It was a little scary.
Like, I mean, it was like the, I mean, it was a dark forest at
night with a bunch of like animals and trees.
I mean, it's scary, right? So they're walking in there and
like, Charlie is sure that he hears rustling in the forest.
However, here's the thing. Other animals live in the
forest, like squirrels, bears, whatever.
So I mean that, that that stuff like this happens, but Charlie
like, feels like he's like, no, no, no, he's like, you know
what? It feels like there's just
someone walking in the woods parallel to us.
Like he's cuz like Charlie and his friends are walking on a
trail, but it sounds like someone is walking deep in the
woods almost adjacent to them, which is kind of creepy.
He's not going to lie. I said I'd do more scary
stories. I guess this is the closest
thing to a scary story I do during October.
I think on Halloween itself, I'll do scarier stories.
Guys, don't worry. However, right, Charlie's kind
of just like, OK, well, it sounds like someone is like he
kind of mentions he's like, do you guys hear like that?
Like those footsteps, all of a sudden they all stop and then
the footsteps obviously stop as well.
The other kids are probably like, dude, it's probably like
some squirrel or something. Like you're tripping out right
now. And Charlie's like, bro, I don't
know. It kind of sounds like someone's
walking in the woods, like parallel to us walking like like
listening while we're walking. So anyways, they keep walking
again and the other kids, one other kid is like, dude, I don't
hear anything. But another one, the kids in
that group is like Charlie, like actually I hear that too.
I don't know, man. Look, it's like we're in the
woods. We're obviously not alone.
There are a ton of animals all around us.
I kind of just think it's one of them.
Like I don't really think it's a person following us.
Like it's probably just some curious animal or I don't know,
man. Like I, I like, I wouldn't jump
to the conclusion that someone's following us.
So Charlie's like, hey, man, I guess that's fair enough.
Like, I guess that's fine. Like whatever.
So they go and they eventually make it to the campfire site and
they're all sitting around the campfire and they're trying to
get it lighted and started. They brought like a lighter.
Some like newspapers, they're finding they're collecting
sticks or whatever. And to collect sticks, they need
to kind of like go away from the campfire site and into the woods
a little bit. And they all kind of split up
like in a classic horror movie, but they all kind of like split
up together sticks. And so Charlie, like, walks in,
is a little bit far away from the campfire, and he's like, he
hears like, us like a twig crack, like almost like someone
accidentally stepping on something.
And he looks up and it's too dark for him to see anything.
He's just like, like nose, like, like, that was definitely
something like, that was definitely someone.
Charlie's definitely a little bit paranoid, a little bit
tripped out right now. He's like, I don't know, man,
like, that's just really weird. So quickly grab some sticks or
whatever, and then it's just kind of like, you know, goes
back to the campfire site. He kind of chalked it up to him.
Like he kind of like just brushed it off as like, ah, it's
probably just some animal, right?
Like that's kind of like most of these sounds are going to be
anyways. But yeah, a little spoiler.
It has not been an animal the whole time.
Well, I mean, it technically has been, but it's not a non human
animal the whole time, right? So anyways, they're all kind of
like around the campfire. They're starting to light it and
that's when they hear. Guys, if you've ever played
Minecraft before, do you know the sound a Minecraft zombie
makes? It's like kind of a moaning
sound. A God, I'm so stupid.
It's like a groaning. It's the groaning sound.
Even that isn't great. It's like a it's not a moaning
sound. Also, I'm God, you guys are
going to be weird. You weirdos going to be all
strange in my comments section. Screw you guys.
Anyways, it makes kind of like a kind of like zombie type sound.
That was a terrible impression. But if you know what it is, you
know what it is. And if not, look up zombie
Minecraft sound or whatever and you'll get a pretty good answer.
So yeah, they're sitting around the campfire and all of a sudden
they hear a very loud Minecraft zombie sound.
But when you're sitting in the woods and you're kind of a
little bit on edge anyways, and you're a little bit freaked out
and it's already kind of creepy. If you heard that zombie sound
and you didn't play Minecraft 24 hours a day, these kids played
it once or twice, right? They wouldn't make the
connection. And they all just, they're all
sitting around the campfire and they're all, they go dead quiet.
They're like and then like at this point, Charlie's like,
dude, what was that? Real quick, you've made it this
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Anyways, back to the story. So they're all sitting around
the campfire. They hear a zombie groat
moaning. What the fuck?
They they hear a zombie sound, right?
A zombie Minecraft sound. And they all start to like freak
out and Charlie's like nobody move like where did that come
from? They all kind of like turn
around and they hear it again. And at this point, like
Charlie's like wait a minute, like and someone's like, or
because one guy's like dude, is that like a bear or something
like that? And Charlie's like, no, that
sounds, that sounds computerized.
They're all like, yeah, that sounded a little tinny.
Like, that sounds a little weird.
And eventually, like Charlie, like his night vision was
getting better. So he peers into the forest and
he sees like a shoe. He sees like a New Balance or
like Skechers Hot Wheels shoes or whatever, Like some, some
like kid shoes, right? And he's like, wait a minute.
And he walks up to where the sound is and he like walks up
and he sees these like 2 feet sticking out behind a tree and
they're like little kid shoes. So it's not like some serial
killer murderer type massive old man or something.
And he looks around the tree and he sees the Minecraft kid, the
one who wiped a booger on him, AKA the the CEO of the Enderman
cult, sitting there with a speaker and a phone.
And the Minecraft kid jumps up. He's like, I got you guys.
I got you. This is why you don't mess with
the Enderman cult. And at this point, Charlie's
like, all right, man. Yeah, you got us, I guess.
And the Minecraft kids like, oh, I got you guys so good.
And then one of the kids is like, oh dude, are you the guy
who wipe picks his nose and wipes it on people?
Like you're kind of freaking weird, bro.
And they're all like, huh. Or the Minecraft kids like,
well, that's not weird. That's just how I initiate
people into the Enderman cult like.
You're a weird dude. And they're all like, no bro,
like, you really got to stop doing that.
Like obviously there's a reason why no one's in the Enderman
cult, because that's freaking weird.
He's like, no, dude, you're the weird ones.
And also you just got owned by me.
By me. I trolled you all so good.
Like you just got pranked by the Enderman cult.
Enderman cult one. Stupid idiots 0 By the way, the
stupid idiots are you. I know that you all wish you
could have joined the Enderman cult, but tough not happening.
Oh, grabs his like. Speaker and just like and like
starts to walk out. And yeah.
So Charlie turns to his other friends.
He's like, yeah. So yeah, that was the kid.
That was the kid. And skip forward to the next
day, Monday, the the Minecraft kid.
OK, class is done. They walk out and the Minecraft
kid, like, drops a piece of paper by accident, like a piece
of paper falls out of his bag or whatever.
And Charlie sees it and he's like, you know, this kids a nerd
or whatever, but I don't know if it's important.
I'll just give it to him. You know, maybe if we're on good
terms. OK.
I did that transition kind of quickly after the Minecraft kid
left the forest. They all kind of like stayed
there for a little bit longer, but then they just felt kind of
weird, so they went back home. So the Minecraft kid low key to
get them. But anyways, in the couple days
later, Monday, they're in class and the teacher dismisses class.
And this is a class where Charlie and the Minecraft kid
have it together. The Minecraft kid walks out the
front door and, you know, he drops something.
So Charlie looks at it and he's like, picks it up.
He's like, you know what, all this gave this to the Minecraft
kid? Well, that was his own original
intention until Charlie looked at the piece of paper.
He looks at the piece of paper. He picks it up and it says on
it, Enderman Club classified document, top secret.
And at this point he's like, OK, man, I hate to be that guy.
I hate to be that guy, right? But I'm going to read it.
So even though it says Enderman called top secret, Oh my God,
don't talk like don't read this man.
It's. Secret.
He he kind of opens up if anything, like if nothing was
written on the front of the piece of paper, like if it just
says like math notes, you know, Charlie would have not even
touched it. But just because it says
Enderman Club top secret do not read under any circumstances,
then you know, bro, Charlie's going to read it.
So Charlie opens it up and he starts to read it and he
realizes that it is plans, it is like a mission.
It is an Enderman Club secret operation and it is Operation
Ask out Ava. So there's a girl in Charlie's
class who we're just going to call Ava.
And she was kind of, she was kind of like the prettiest girl
in the class. And because of that, because
they were in like 8th grade or whatever, she kind of developed
a God complex. She kind of became like that the
all the characters from Mean Girls like into one.
And you know, she was like the prettiest and she became like
the most popular. But because of that, she was low
key a jerk, right? So Charlie already knew that
this was not going to end well. However, Charlie then read what
the actual plan was and Charlie almost couldn't believe it.
Like it was so bad. Let me just tell you, I don't
want to spoil it yet because I'm going to tell you exactly what
the Minecraft kid did. The Minecraft kid did to ask Ava
out in a second, but I'm going to give you a little hint.
It involved him singing his own cover of My Heart is a Stereo
Beats for you. You know that song by Maroon 5
and also involved the popular viral dance move, the gritty,
and also involved asking out and trying to kiss Ava in front of
everyone. Yeah, it's going to be really
bad. And here's the thing, guys, I
don't know if I can handle this much cringe and shuts it such a
short amount of time. So I want to call up one of my
friends to tell a less cringe, but still incredibly cringe
story just to give myself a little bit of a break.
Let me call him up. All right, Let me call up in
Queen. Let's see what he has to say.
Yo, you got a story for me? Yes, I got a story for.
You all right? Let's hear it.
OK, so this story's about like some creepy dude that would
always pull up to our grocery store.
Damn. And you know, of course, I've
worked as a cashier for some time and you know, this this
dude, he was a regular at the store that would like see him
there on the daily. I'd just be wringing out
groceries and boom, there he is. He would walk in and we call
this dude crate guy. That's because he had like a
milk crate when like he walked into the store and he would just
put his groceries in there. And he would also bring in a
laptop which will be important for like bro what he's doing.
What is he? What is he doing with the
laptop? That's a little.
Suspect I don't. Know anyways, Anyways, let's go
on. Let's go on.
I'm not going to spoil it though.
All right, so he stays in there past closing all the time or he
often would. I'm not going to say he was in
there all the time past closing, but he often would stay in there
past closing. And one day it got so bad where
the customer service manager had to kick him out and tell him
like, bro, you got to leave. We're about to close.
And I was there that day and it was rough because like we had to
stay longer because of him. Hate to see it.
And then, yeah, it was like he was there.
He was just typing away on this laptop.
And I'm like, what the fuck is he even typing?
What is he even making on this laptop?
I don't know. Wattpad fan fictions.
That's my guess. 20 bucks on Wattpad, Inguin X tag swag, fan
fictions. That's my bet Yeah, $100 anyways
all. Right.
So I didn't really know I had this.
I didn't really know him that well this point in the story,
but unfortunately one of my friends did and we'll call him
Kyle. So now great guy, the great guy
went through Kyle's line and you know, he had prepared food or
whatever and then, you know, this dude just started small
talking with them and you know, I was pretty adult ish.
It's pretty uncle ish small talk.
It's like, oh, where you go to school, blah, blah, blah and all
that type shit. And then he asked Kyle if he
played any sports like for a school.
Did he say? Oh, you're looking.
You're looking nice and beefy and juicy.
You must be a big football player, man.
Sorry, keep going. Sorry, sorry and.
Said, but he said no and but he did tell him that he was on the
debate team and he was a part of that for some time and he was a
captain of the team too. And then this dude crate guy
just said this completely out of pocket joke.
Nice cock. Oh no.
Never mind, never mind completely.
And that shit did not land at all and didn't even work that we
were like 17 at the time. And so this dude says, and I
quote, are you a mess debater? Mess debater.
I see because touching the pain
is a little funny. That show was straight.
Yeah, that was straight. I guarantee you he was straight.
Faced dude. He just did.
He just did the lol funny Oh my God.
Yep. Ha ha, that was very funny.
But, and keep in mind, this dude was old.
This man was old as hell. You looked like, I don't know,
dude, Carl from up. That's what my brother told me.
That's that's his comparison. So, and that's a forward we saw,
thought he was a creep or like, wow, this dude's a fucking
creep. Why would you think that?
I mean isn't it normal for old men to come in and ask if you
beat your? Dick every day.
Very normal. Yeah, I thought it was normal,
bro. OK, I guess I can't be doing
that in grocery stores and I'm playing.
OK, And then what else happened? Yeah, I met the dude on this
day. It was what was this, 2021?
I finally met the guy and he was sitting at one of the tables in
the store and I had to wash my hands because, you know, my
finger was bleeding and, you know, my hands looked like a
murder scene. So I had to go wash my hands.
I don't remember why my my hands were bleeding or my finger was
bleeding. And then, you know, he was like,
oh, he was doing all the small talk shit with me.
Yep. And what else happened?
Can you also ask if you're a masturbator?
Get out that conversation fast as I could after, you know what
I heard about him and the whole masturbator thing.
So, you know, I just got pretty uncomfortable when I was around
him all the time. And of course, he would go
through my line too. And yeah, when he did, he was
like interrogating me. It was crazy.
He's like asking. He's doing a whole fucking
background check on me. Like oh, what's your ethnicity?
Religion. Oh what country are you from?
Like a bunch of weird ass questions.
Damn. Yeah, but this isn't even like
the climax of the story yet. Like he did something much
worse. I didn't got him like banned
from the store. Damn, let's hear it, let's hear
it. OK, so alright, so some time
passes and OK, we all find out that this dude started up a
GoFundMe. That's what he was typing up on
this laptop. And remember when I said like I
saw him typing up on the laptop? That's that's what he was typing
up this long ass GoFundMe. Like there was so much lore on
here was insane. Like about times this dude I
don't know, we got like arrested or something.
I don't know. It was crazy.
Yo, tax word was good. Talking about crate guy.
Crate guy. Oh my God, Nas, it was a fucking
menace. Alright, we're at the climax.
For the climax, let's hear it's here.
What's the go fund me? Alright, so the go fund me
brought it so much. I don't even remember any of the
lore on there. There was just so much to take
in is like yeah you got arrested for text.
What do you get arrested for? Do you remember?
I don't even remember, honestly. He was like mooching off.
He was mooching off some like hotels, Wi-Fi.
They got like, yeah, did he get arrested?
No, we didn't get arrested. I think he got kicked out of
like some hotel for like, mooching off their Wi-Fi.
Damn. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was a lot of lore. So, you know, we were reading up
on the lore. So like we were, we just thought
it was just fucking hilarious. Yeah, like a Wikipedia page.
Entertaining ourselves like wow what the fuck?
Damn, damn. And then, yeah, why do you get
kicked out? Oh the why do you get kicked out
from our store? Well so the guy that gets the
carriages, he was doing his thing, getting his cat, getting
the carriages and he sees this dude by the woods or I don't
know if he was by the woods, I have no idea.
I wasn't there that day. But I would assume what he was
doing he would be by the woods because this dude was just
pissing in the middle of the fucking parking lot.
Damn, damn. You were pissing in the parking
lot. I still can't fucking.
Believe I mean I guess bro had to go.
I mean, I guess. Bro had to go.
I mean, there was a bathroom in the store.
Yeah, but maybe it was kind of stinky in there, dude.
I don't know, there's a lot of good reasons to pee in the
parking lot. I can name at least 100, but I
won't get into it anyways. Damn.
And yeah, Long story short, manager's like, bro, never come
back here again, you gotta go. And that was the end of Crate
Guy. Anyways, thanks and Gwen for
coming on. His link will be down below.
He makes some other very entertaining content.
I think you guys will like him as well.
And all right after that, about 8 minute break, I feel like I
am. I think I'm physically able to
proceed with the cringe that is about to happen with the
Minecraft kid. If I didn't take that little
story break and let a friend come in, I guarantee you guys I
would have passed away from the cringe.
It would have just been so much that I would have just fallen
apart in this YouTube video. Would have never uploaded like
my limbs would have literally they literally detach from my
body and my brain would have just exploded.
So anyways, at this point just a little recap.
Charlie found a note from Minecraft kid saying that he was
going to ask out Ava, this girl that was pretty notorious for
not being that nice in front of everyone in the lunchroom and
not ask her out. Normally ask her out by taking a
karaoke set, singing my heart's a stereo and then try and like
kiss her while doing the gritty. It was like the most insane
thing he's ever heard. And he looks at OK, so he's
looking at it. He looks at when and where, and
it says when lunchtime, the date and it was today's date and you
know what time it was? It was lunchtime, baby.
So at that point, you know this point, like Charlie's like, Oh
my God. He rushes into the lunchroom
like Charlie has never sprinted this fast.
Low key. Charlie could be like, you know,
he can play track after the way he sprinted for this right.
So he he sprints in bursts into the lunch room and that's when
he sees the Minecraft kid walking up to Avas table.
And Ava Loki, the mean girl likes is sitting there with all
of her little minions around her.
And he walks up to her and he has a backpack on right.
And he goes him and like Ava looks up and all the other Mean
Girls look up and they're all giving the Minecraft kid like
the most like, like the the biggest, like, what are you
doing here, bro? Look, I've ever seen out of
anyone, dude. Like it is a crazy look they're
giving him. So yeah, anyways, they're all
just looking at him and you know, he's like, and he like
goes over, he grabs a chair and like he's uses the chair to step
on another table. And he's standing on the table
right next to Ava's table, which happened to be like empty or
only have like 1 kid out or two kids or something.
And he reaches into his backpack and he pulls out a karaoke set.
Oh my God, dude. Like this is literally the
craziest story I've ever heard. He pulls out a karaoke set, man.
He's he whips that thing out and he puts it down and apparently
it already has batteries or whatever, whatever, so it
doesn't need to be plugged in. And he speaks into the
microphone. He's like.
Hey, Ava. Can you hear me?
It's like the most loudest thing you've ever heard in the entire
lunch room. Turns around because it's
basically like those kids on the sound speaker at how loud this
is right so Ava's just looking at him with the look of like
super embarrassment and also anger just pure anger because
she has no idea what's going on but she already knows that this
is going to be bad. So Charlie is like, yes, yes, I
made it in time. Let's go.
So the Minecraft kid takes out his like phone and starts
playing like Stereo Hearts by Maroon 5.
So he's like. My heart, your stereo.
I'm not actually going to sing it or and do it well because
like you 2 like literally they'll try and copyright you if
you even sing the words like too much.
So just imagine that song is playing and it's playing through
the microphone, right? So it's like the worst audio
ever. It's like nails on a chalkboard
type audio. And that's when the Minecraft
kid starts singing his own, like his own rendition of the song.
Bro, like I got. So imagine stereo hearts and
imagine the lyrics to it. The Minecraft kid decides to
make up his own lyrics, so he says like my hearts, a Minecraft
stereo. It beats for you like a music
disc like Minecraft. So listen to it close, hear my
Minecraft thoughts and every beat from the music.
It is like the crappiest thing ever.
He's like make me your enderman and turn and ender Pearl away
when you feel low. This Minecraft song was meant
for you so chill with me because I'm an enderman.
OK, that, OK, maybe it wasn't that ass, but it was like it was
that aspirant. I'm trying to say it was.
It was bad. It was bad, bro.
Yeah. So if you can only imagine, Ava
is not really having the greatest.
Like her face is just a look of terror because the Minecraft kid
is singing like a terrible remix that he made of stereo hearts
saying, I mean, you heard part of it.
Like it was bad, right? At this point, Charlie's just
like there is no way. There is literally no way that
this is happening right now. Like this is the most insane
thing. So eventually the song ends and
he was like everyone that was written by the Enderman College,
AKA me and all the other members.
He kind of did leave in the fact that the other members of the
Enderman cult were literally just him.
And he's like, Ava, I must ask you, do you want to date me?
And she just is looking at him. She doesn't say anything, bro.
She looks at him, and this is like where the worst thing ever?
It is the worst miscommunication I've ever seen because, like, at
this point, the Minecraft kid asks her out on a date, right,
to like, start dating him, which they've never spoken before.
So yeah, that's going to work. And instead of saying no, she
doesn't say anything, but she gives a look of like, what is
going on right now, which the Minecraft kid interpreted.
Anything that's not a no is a yes, which is a terrible thing
to live by. Please, if you take away one
thing from this video, someone not explicitly saying no does
not mean that they say yes, OK? Just please take that away from
this video. If you have to learn one thing
from the Connor Pugs channel, please learn that at least.
So the Minecraft kid is like, I'm going to take that as a yes
and then starts doing like the gritty dancer.
What the what is my life bro? And he starts doing the gritty
dance around the cafeteria and everyone is just like talking to
each other. Look, some people just had their
mouths are gasping open and he's just like grittying around the
cafeteria and eventually, like Ava's just like a loss for words
at this point. And the Minecraft kid goes up to
Ava, gritties up to her and reaches out to like try and like
kiss her or something. Like he's like he like puffers
out his his like lips and starts leaning in very slowly after
grittying to her. And she's just like, oh, get
away from me, dude. OK, I don't think she says dude,
but she's like. You like you got cuties and
you're gross. Like what are you doing around?
Here and then everyone starts laughing and the Minecraft kids
like but you said you. Wanted to go on a date.
With me and Ava's, like, I didn't say anything like that.
He's like, but you didn't say no.
She's. Like but I didn't say yes.
I was at a loss for words. And the Minecraft kid is like
another loss for the Enderman Club.
One day we shall win again. And he's like he like gets his
backpack, packs up his karaoke and sadly walks out of the
cafeteria. And that's when he sees Charlie
and he's like yew. And he literally takes out his
he takes out his Oh my God, dude, this story is ridiculous.
He takes this kid bro. He takes out his karaoke, SAP
turns it back on, is like you. And he says it again, but this
time it's super loud. So everyone in the cafeterias
heads turn and look at the Minecraft kid.
And the Minecraft kid is like you.
And he points to Charlie. You told you told Ava to say no
to me. She would have, clearly.
Said yes to me if you didn't interfere.
And Charlie's just looking at him like, dude, what?
What? Like what?
What do you what? And he's like, I knew it.
I knew it from the start. You have been plotting against
the Underwing Club since the day we existed, since the day we
started. And the thing that I thought you
would have been a great member. How wrong I was.
I challenge you to a rap battle. Charlie's just like, dude, what?
He's like 123C. You look so stupid guys.
What rhymes with stupid Charlie? You.
Look so dumb. Makes me want to stick my finger
in my ass. No, I mean in my bum.
Charlie's like, dude, I'm not. I'm not going to do a rap battle
with you. He's like, oh, you can't take
the heat. You can't take the heat right
now. And everyone, everyone's just
staring at him. Eventually the Minecraft kid
starts to get pretty self-conscious.
Like, guys, I just won that rap battle fair and square, whether
you want to deal with it or not, it's not my concern.
Puts his, like, he puts the karaoke set back into his
backpack, puts it on. It's like, good day.
Walks out of the cafeteria and, yeah, Charlie sits down, eats
lunch, and the entire cafeteria is abuzz with, like, people
talking because how do you not talk after something as
ridiculous and crazy and insane as that happens?
Like I, I do not blame them for talking right dude?
And yeah, let's just say that the that the the Enderman club
did not did not, or the Enderman cult did not do much after that
point. OK guys, if you made it this, I
know I already had a secret word of the day, which was did I
even? Have a secret word of the day?
I forgot what it was, but look, if you made it this far into the
video, then you made it like 40 minutes into a video and that
helps me out so much. And I really want to say thank
you to the people who made it this far.
So I want you to comment. I want you to comment.
What do I want you to comment? I want you to comment door.
If you made it this far, it's the old word I used to use like
2 years ago. And yeah, if I see doors like I
will probably try and reply to every comment I can saying thank
you so much because making this far into the video is crazy.
And if you want to keep helping me out, watch another video.
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Do it today. We've got a pretty crazy story
of a Minecraft kid who ruins the school play.
I know you'll enjoy this, so let's get into it.
We're going to call the subscriber who submitted the
story Robert. So anyways, Robert was in the
5th grade in the 5th grade play was a was like the big thing at
a school. Everyone was that was like the
big deal that everyone would talk about everyone will,
everyone would be excited for. And it was like it was almost
like a coming of age celebration.
It was almost like you are now and you are now really a true
middle schooler once you've completed to the fifth grade
play and all the 4th, 3rd, 2nd, 1st, whatever.
Graders really enjoyed watching it as it was always kind of a
fun. It was a fun event.
Basically the whole lower school type thing had the entire day
off. When the 5th grade play was,
they were able to watch it on the afternoon and they basically
got 1/2 day on that day. So it was also really fun
because they were able to go home early and it was like no
classes or whatever. So it was a really fun
celebration. It was just a really great time.
How? Anyways, so the auditions for
the 5th grade play happened about one to two months before
the play actually happened, and Robert was pretty excited.
Robert had no intentions of having, I don't know, like a
main role or anything, but he was this excited to be part of
the 5th grade play as that was a pretty big deal.
So anyways, you know, it's the day of the auditions and there's
only, you know, the, the play has already been written and
it's been chosen and it's like, I don't know, it's always like
one of these classic fairy tales or whatever.
So there may be do or like a classic story.
So for this year they're doing James and the Giant Peach.
I remember when I was actually, I think in second or third
grade, my third grade play or second grade play was also James
and the Giant Peach. And I had a great time doing
that. And apparently it was a good
play according to my mom. She wouldn't be biased, right?
She he wouldn't tell me it was a great play, even though it
wasn't right Anyways, though, so it was James and the Giant
Peach. So you got like all the I kind
of forgot the story, but anyways, I think I was a
grasshopper or something. So you got like a grasshopper as
a kid. I don't know, man.
But anyways, the important thing to know is that there was no
creeper from Minecraft in James and the Giant Peach.
That might sound like a really, really weird fact.
Like, OK, Connor. Yeah.
And there also was no Darth Vader in James and the Giant
Peach. I can list weird, unimportant
facts as well. However, this is correctly a
weird fact. However, it's not unimportant,
as you will soon see, because there's another character that
is time for me to introduce, and he will be known as the
Minecraft Kid. So anyways, right, The Minecraft
Kid is obsessed with Minecraft. It's a great game.
It's the background gameplay for a lot of my games.
I actually got a lot of my videos.
I just got it from my friends a couple nights ago too, so we can
casually like flip it on if we got nothing better to do.
It's a great game, I do enjoy it a lot.
However, this kids entire life was Minecraft, and when I was in
fifth grade I was kind of similar.
I've really enjoyed the game as well and it was a big part of my
childhood so I don't blame him. However, he went a little bit
far. So anyways, let's skip to the
day of the auditions. So James was there.
Robert, sorry, I'm thinking of like James and the Giant Peach.
So if I call Robert, James, I'm sorry.
You know what I mean? Anyway, so Robert and everyone
in the 5th grade was there. There was a lot of buzz, a lot
of excitement. There were definitely some kids
who were like really ready and really wanted specific parts.
So they're a little bit stressed out.
Robert was this here to have a good time and was excited to be
part of something bigger that he remembered always enjoying when
he was a little kid. And now he was on the stage
instead of him being in the audience watching.
So anyways, Robert is just there and it's very chill.
However, Robert also witnesses the Minecraft kid and the
Minecraft kid goes up to the director and is basically asking
like, hey director, I want the role of the creeper.
Like I want to be the creeper that comes in and explodes and
the the director looks at him and kind of goes what?
Like bro, what? He's like, I'm sorry, Minecraft
kid, there is no creeper. I'm not sure if that is, but
that that's very much not a thing in this play.
Like here are the roles like I just so it's clear, just so you
know, as I'm sure is a misunderstanding.
Here are the characters you can that we're going to the people
can audition for. Here are the roles.
Also, if you don't want to be a character, you can always be in
the, you know, the behind the scenes, coordinating Lightroom,
whatever you want to do like that.
Yeah. So that's also an option.
But yeah, here are the people like that you can audition for
if you want a speaking part. And the Minecraft kid kind of
looks at him and says, no, no, no, you don't understand.
I want to be the, I want to be the creeper.
I want to be the creeper that comes in, goes the the, the guy
kind of looks at him is like, hey, man, like, I'm sorry, these
are the roles. I can't change it now.
We've already got the script. I'm sorry.
Minecraft's kid is not very happy.
However, he still gets a role as more of a background character.
I don't know exactly, but he does have some, he does have
some air time, but he doesn't have a ton.
So anyways, right, you know, for the next couple months or so,
they're they're practicing, they're learning their lines,
they're on stage and every single in and Robert just gets a
sense from the Minecraft kid that he's just not feeling it.
He's not super energized. He's just not super into it.
Robert doesn't understand that the reason why is he is the
Minecraft kid is super bummed out that he cannot be a creeper
and explode and like do Minecraft stuff and James and
the giant Peach. I don't know.
Robert just thinks that the kid just isn't super excited about
it, which, you know, that's totally fine.
I mean, that's not a crime or anything.
So anyways, right, you know, Robert and everyone else starts
to get prepared as it's only a couple weeks until the actual
audition. And that's when Robert overhears
the Minecraft kid talking to like his one other friend.
And the Minecraft kid is like man, like I don't understand why
I could have been the creeper. Like my role now is like fine or
whatever, but I just know that being the creeper would be so,
so much better. I just know for a fact, and you
know, the director, I know he'll thank me.
I know he'll be like proud of me if I do what I think is right.
And when Robert hears this, he's just a little bit confused in
general cuz he's like, I don't totally understand what this kid
means, but whatever, I guess. And he doesn't understand that,
you know, this kid is basically alluding that he will be that he
will be taking this play into his own hands basically.
And yeah, you guys are about are about to see what this what the
Minecraft kit is talking about. And it is quite interesting.
By the way, if you made it as far into the video comment
Minecraft down below. I'll try and hard a bunch of
those comments anyways, though. So, yeah, the, you know, they go
back to it's, let's say, skip ahead to like the day before and
it is like there's a lot of nerves, there's a lot of
tension. Basically everyone has their
lines down. It's really just like the final
rehearsal, the final rundown. And by the end of it, Robert and
everyone else involved is really excited because they all did a
very good job. And the director, you know,
brings them together at the end of it and says, guys, you have
like gone above and beyond my expectations.
I've done this for many years. Like I've been the 5th grade
play director every single time. And I don't want to point out
favorites, but you guys have been very, very, very good.
Like, you guys have it way down. Congratulations.
Tomorrow's going to be a victory lap.
Let's go out and kill it. So they, you know, they leave
with a cheer, whatever. And there's a lot of excitement
in the air. The next thing comes around and
it is an exciting day, but not for the reasons why people
believe it would be because as you will see, the Minecraft kid
decides that he's going to take the fate of this play into his
own hands, as you'll see how he does it.
So anyways, right, you know, Robert and everyone, they're
behind stage and you know, they're doing like vocal warmups
or going over lines one last time, even though everyone knows
their lines inside out and backwards.
If you wanted like say, hey, say your lines in pig Latin, they
could probably do it at this point.
That's just the level that they had this play down to.
So it's all really exciting. And that's one Robert, because
you know how you just like randomly think of stuff has to
do with like the way your mind works, like the the way that
like stuff pops together, like kind of got like neural network
and things connect to each other.
Very interesting how your mind works.
But sometimes something will flash to something will connect
to something, it will connect to something within a millisecond.
And then immediately you'll think of something.
So some kind of something like that happened.
I said something like way too much of my explanation, but.
Something like that happened. And somehow Robert remembers
just, it flashes to him, the Minecraft kid saying he's going
to take the play into his own hands.
And he thinks about that for a second and he's like, well, the
Minecraft kid is here and he doesn't seem to be doing
anything weird. So I guess he doesn't do it.
And Robert, unfortunately, was very incorrect with the
statement because anyways, yeah, the play goes on.
It is, you know, it is like 5 minutes till everyone packs into
the like, the place where they're doing the play.
It's like a little room with a bunch of chairs and a theater
set. And they got a whole like stage
2, which is pretty sick. And yeah, everyone's packed in
there. Everyone's really excited.
All the Lower school kids are excited because like they not
only get to see the play, but it's also 1/2 day for them.
So it's just a great day in general.
And it was on a Friday. So it's like the most hype
combination of all time. You get a play, you get 1/2 day,
and you're about to go home to start the freaking weekend.
Like, it is a great day for everyone right now.
But anyways, back to it. And sure enough, you know,
they're all just kind of like waiting around backstage and no
one can find the Minecraft kid. The Minecraft kid is missing in
action. And the, you know, the director
is a little concerned. While the Minecraft kid doesn't
have a ton of lines, he still has one or two and he's still on
stage. It's not like this is a
background character that can like, or this isn't a guy behind
the stage that maybe the play director can fill in for or have
someone do his task. So the play director is like,
OK, and he turns to another background character, returns to
everyone, basically says if the Minecraft kit doesn't show you
remember his two lines or whatever, you none of his lines
are like, for example, the Minecraft kit doesn't have a
line that sparks another person for like important dialogue.
It's not like he asks an integral question.
He basically just like adds a little bit of dialogue in here
and there. So they're like, OK, basically
if he's not here, all you got to do is skip over where his line
should be. I know that's going to mess you
guys up. I know that could mess you up,
but it really shouldn't. Stuff like this always happens
last minute. You guys are still going to kill
it no matter what. Let's go out there.
And the Minecraft kid is not there yet.
So anyways, right, the play starts and they just kind of get
into it no problem at all. And when the first line of what
the Minecraft kid is supposed to have comes up, they just skip it
and they keep going. Still, at this point there's no
Minecraft kid. However, that is about to
change. So anyways, Robert is now behind
stage because like for this next scene, he is not in, but he's
going in in the next scene. And that's when he sees the door
open behind stage and someone walks in.
It is the Minecraft kid. He walks in and he is in a full
creeper outfit he bought off Amazon.
And this is when Robert remembers that the the Minecraft
kid was talking about how he was going to take this play into his
own hands and that he wanted to be a creeper on the first day.
And this is where Robert starts to put two and two together.
And he's like, Oh no dude, Oh no.
And so sure enough, the Minecraft kid like the play
director's like. Where have you been?
Then like, we had to like change the entire play because of you.
Minecraft kid says, looks at him and says thank me later and then
proceeds to walk right by him. No one stops him because they're
so just like, what is this kid doing right?
And he walks right by both of them and he just walks onto the
stage and the director's like, Oh my God.
And the Minecraft kid walks onto the stage and Robert kind of
peeks his head around and kind of like looks at a kind of like
looks through the curtain. So it's not obvious that he's
watching, but that he watches what the Minecraft kids about to
do. So the other kids are in the
middle of a scene and one of them notices the Minecraft kid
walk on stage in a freaking creeper outfit.
Like it is the most ridiculous thing of all time.
And they're just looking at him and their.
Heads, they're just like what? The what?
What's going on here? Like what is going on here, bro
what? And slowly everyone on the stage
starts to get a little but distracted as the Minecraft kid
struts on stage in his creeper outfit.
And OK, so there's a set on stage with some, like some trees
or whatever for some reason. And so they're still going
through the lines. But you know how like someone
says the lines really confidently.
But when someone is distracted, like when a Minecraft kid walks
on stage in a full creeper suit, you might be distracted.
They'll say their lines correctly, but maybe with less
focus and less passion. Basically, that's what was
happening as all the kids got distracted and the audience was
a little bit confused, but they were also like, well, the fifth
grade play can be experimental at times.
Maybe they brought on a creeper just for like the haha, because
Minecraft's really popular right now.
However, the Minecraft kid runs on to the stage and is like goes
up and stands next to everyone on the cast.
Robert is watching this completely aghast, completely
like Oh my God, like this is insane.
And the Minecraft kid is just standing there next to everyone
else and it's really awkward because he's completely messing
up the flow of everything. And the other kids, they
continue on their lines and they try and pretend like to not
notice the Minecraft kid, which is extremely difficult because
he's in a full blown creeper outfit.
And he's just standing there when they were told like, oh,
just ignore him. Like he's not actually here it's
fine. But no, the Minecraft kid is
standing on stage. He's in his creeper outfit.
And he's just looking at them. And you might be thinking, Oh
well, the kid just got on stage for a scene or something.
No, no, no, no, it gets worse. So in the middle of one of the
kids saying they're lying, they hear this kind of this.
Like, OK, maybe a better creeper noise than this, but the
Minecraft kid in his creeper outfits starts hissing.
If you guys don't know, in Minecraft, the creeper is this
green thing that goes around and hisses at people, then explodes.
And so yeah, the Minecraft kid starts hissing on stage in his
creeper outfit. And Robert, who is someone who's
played enough Minecraft to know how the creeper works, realizes,
Oh my God, this kids going to do like some kind of explosion type
thing. And so whoever was saying their
lines, instead of just being distracted, they literally just
stopped saying the line because this was like really just this
was bad. Like they were completely
distracted by this. They were completely taken off
guard by this and they all just started watching the Minecraft
kid kid go and then all of a sudden the Minecraft kid went
kaboom. He just like said an explosion
sound effect and then he sprinted into the trees, right?
The props that were behind him knocking them all over and going
basically making explosion noises and starts rolling
around, breaking the bits of trees off that the art
department worked on or whatever.
Stands up, kicks over another tree, pushes over another one,
and then runs off stage. I'm just going to let that scene
sink into you guys for a little bit.
The Minecraft kid dressed up in a creeper suit in the middle of
a play runs on the stage, makes explosion noises, and then runs
off stage after destroying all the props.
So this point, the director was like this in his head was
probably like, this play was so perfect.
Are these kids going to recover? However, the kids on set are
actually should be actors when they grow up because they
recover perfectly. They somehow make it into the
storyline. Like when the kids was like,
what was that? Was that a figment of our
imagination? And then another kids was like,
wow, I think we're going crazy. Like we got to get like we got
to focus in. And then they continue on.
They literally just continue on like nothing happened.
Everyone in the audience started laughing and they didn't.
And some of them, I think some of them realized that something
was up, but a lot of them, I'd supposedly thought that that was
part of the play. So maybe he doesn't entirely
ruin it. But it's not over yet.
Because anyways, Robert sees the play director run to the other
side of the stage and try and get to like the Minecraft kid,
try and catch him. However, the Minecraft kid is
running around backstage in his creeper outfit trying to run
away from the director. And when all this is happening,
the kids on stage are like saying their lines or whatever.
But The thing is, the Minecraft kid accidentally runs into
something like something on the stage that was super like
important to the structure of it, and he accidentally bumps
into something that was really fragile.
I don't know exactly what it was, but I know what happened
next. And the title Minecraft kid
ruins the school play wasn't because you ran on stage in a
creeper outfit and exploded all the trees or whatever.
It was because he did this. The Minecraft kid ran into
something that was super important for the for the
curtains and he knocked them over.
So all of a sudden the curtains fall down, fall down on all the
cast members. A wooden beam falls, thankfully
doesn't hit anyone. The backstage curtain falls down
exposing everyone in the back of the cast.
The entire audience starts gasping and talking.
It is a disaster. The whole stage falls apart
basically. And that's when the director
comes on after a minute and says technical difficulties everyone
please. Like, let's have a 20 minute
recess. So the teachers are now informed
to tell all the kids to go up and leave for a second.
And that's when they're assessing the damage.
And unfortunately, the damage done to the stage was so bad
that they could not continue the school play.
The kids were let out early. It was still a fun day of
celebration. However, the Minecraft kid did
ruin the school play for all of them.
So the Minecraft kid did get in trouble because, you know, this
was against some kind of school rules.
He didn't get, like, I think he might have gotten like,
suspended for a little bit. He didn't get expelled or
anything. But the main thing he had to do
was he had to write an apology letter that he had to read in
front of the play director and everyone in the play.
Because a lot of people were pretty upset because, like, that
was their moment and they weren't able to have their
moment because the Minecraft kid ruined their moment, basically.
And the Minecraft kid probably did feel pretty bad about it.
But yeah, moral of the story is, even if you think something's a
really good idea, make sure it's not you being a creeper and
running on stage and blowing stuff up, because that's
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How's it going to everyone? Today we got a story that I know
you'll find interesting. So let's call the subscriber
submitted the story Tim. So anyways, this all happened
one day when Tim's friend, AKA the Minecraft kid who we're
going to call Max for the rest of the story.
Tim's friend Max comes up to him and Ben.
So Ben and Tim are sitting at a table.
A lot of names for me to remember.
Apologies in advance when I get these mixed up, but Tim and Matt
and Ben are sitting at a table and Max, their third friend,
sits down. It's like, guys, you need to
come over this weekend. I have the craziest thing to
show you. I'm not going to tell you about
it till we get there, but you, you just have to come.
So when whenever someone says something like that, like you
have to come over, I have the craziest thing to show you.
I mean, you're going to show up to see what it is, man.
You want to see what it is. So sure enough, Tim and Ben are
like, all right, well, I mean, we can talk to our parents.
I don't think I have anything and we'll see if we can come.
So you know, Tim and Ben, you know, they talked to their
parents and eventually both their parents say yes.
So, you know, Max is really excited.
And that Saturday night, you know, Tim and Ben are going to
go over to Maxes house to see what this big surprise is.
So another thing is, like Tim, Ben and Max, all three of them,
they really like, you know, video games.
I think they're 3rd, 4th, 5th type grade, like in that kind of
range. The thing is though, they don't
really have access to video games.
I think one of them has like an iPad, another one has like a
phone or something, but they don't really have like a way to
play these games, right? But they're a big fan of
watching other people on YouTube or whatever play these games.
And they have like, they all watch the same games on YouTube.
So it was always something that they wanted to do eventually,
like talk to each other about, not talk to each other, but
actually play these games with each other.
That was like a really big thing that they always wanted to do,
but it just never happened. And, you know, Tim and Ben were
talking to each other, kind of speculating about what the big
surprise that Max had for them. And they were like, what if he
got like a gaming system? And they're like, yeah, that'd
be really cool. And they kind of suspected that
a little bit because that would be the big surprise, most
likely. But anyways, eventually Saturday
comes around, they get to Max's house.
And, you know, Max's mom meets some.
She's like, hey, guys, how's it going?
I hope it's all good for you guys.
Like, I know that Max has been so excited or.
I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, Max has been so
excited. And they're like, yeah, no,
thank you so much for having us, whatever.
And they don't say thanks for having us, whatever.
But, you know, they kind of say stuff like that.
They go up to Max's room and, you know, sure enough, you know,
Max like, you know, opens the door and he's like, OK, guys,
here's the surprise. And he like points to, you know,
the room in front or not the the bed in front of him.
And the bed, Max's bed has this kind of tarp over it.
So but there's very clearly something under the tarp.
Max goes over, lifts up the tarp and sure enough is an Xbox with
two controllers. And you know, Tim and Ben are
actually really excited. You know, they're like, Oh my
God, like this is awesome. You had Max like, yeah, like I
was thinking like all tonight we take turns playing like
multiplayer games or whatever and there's 2 controllers and
three of us, so we just switch off every every round or
whatever. It's going to be great.
And you know, sure enough, they, you know, they play for like a
good two hours or whatever and they're having a really good
time. Tim and Ben and Max, they're
really enjoying themselves. However, Max said something kind
of weird that only made sense later on in the story.
But maybe with the title of this video, you'll understand it a
little bit. Basically Max goes on to say
like about like an hour through. He's like, hey guys, you got to
do me a favor though. And they look at him and they're
like what? He's like, you can't mention
this like the Xbox to my mom. And Tim was like, wait, why?
Like I'm confused. Tim for seconds.
Like, oh, is he? Is this like a gift from like,
cuz like Tim or Max's parents were divorced.
So, you know, Tim was thinking, oh, maybe his dad got him this
and he doesn't want his mom to like be jealous or something.
I don't know. But I know Tim goes on this orb.
Sorry, I'm already mixing up the names.
But Max goes on to say, yeah, well, my mom was pretty
reluctant in giving this to me because she thinks that, like,
video games are going to rob my brain and then I'm going to get
addicted to them. So she did eventually give it to
me. But The thing is, right, I don't
want us talking about it at all because she'll think that that's
all we do. And then she might take away the
console, which wasn't true, as you'll see.
However, Tim kind of thought to himself, Oh, well, I mean, I
guess that makes sense. I mean, some parents are really
like, OK, I'll give my son like this video game system.
And then when they play for more than 10 minutes, they're like,
Oh my God, he is clinically addicted.
We need to bring him to video game rehab.
Oh my God, my poor son. When I mean, I've always thought
it was funny because like parents tend to seem like
television is totally fine, watch as much TV as possible,
but video games? Something that's actually making
your brain active and you need to solve puzzles instead of
passively consuming? Oh my God.
Oh no yes, You know, spending 12 hours a day playing video games
every single day is probably for most people not a good idea and
I understand why they'd be concerned about that.
However, dude, like I, I don't know, I've just seen a lot of
parents be like, video games are bad, television good.
Where I'm like, I don't know, I think it's because you grew up
with television, but not video games.
Like next generation of parents are going to be like video games
good, entering virtual reality bad.
Like it's always going to be like that man or whatever the
next big thing will be. So Tim was like, not he was
convinced. He was like, oh, OK, that makes
a lot of sense. Tim and Ben then agreed.
We're not going to say anything because, you know, we, we want
to, we want to keep playing this game.
Basically. They're like, yeah, OK.
I mean, we want to keep playing this.
We don't want Max's mom to think that, you know, we're playing
this too much. That's totally fine.
So eventually Max's mom invites them down for dinner and they go
down and, you know, you know, Max's mom is like, oh, I'm so
excited you guys came here. Whatever.
And then she says, So what have you boys been doing like, for
the last couple hours? And Tim and Ben kind of look at
each other quickly because they're like, because, you know,
they've been playing on the Xbox for the last two to three hours,
but they can't. They were instructed not to let
you know, Max's mom know by Max. So Max, Max very quickly pipes
up, is like, oh, we were, we were just watching like a movie.
And she's like, oh, what movie? He's like Star Wars.
And she's like, oh. How did you guys?
Watch that. I don't think we have the Star
Wars DVD. He's like, Tim brought it.
Tim is like, she's like, oh, that's so cool, Tim.
Like, I love Star Wars. Like, I might want to come over
and watch it with you guys. And Max gives her his mom, like,
a like, a look like, no. And she's like, I'm just
kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'll let you guys do what you're doing.
Right. And so.
Yeah. So that was a little awkward,
but the rest of the dinner conversation was totally normal.
And they went out. And, you know, I mean, Max
wasn't didn't think that was too weird because I guess he just
thought that or Tim didn't think that was too weird.
He just thought that like Max was trying to make it seem like,
oh, they weren't playing the video games the whole time so
his mob wouldn't get all scared or upset over kind of nothing,
which makes sense. I get that anyways, though,
They're upstairs and they're just playing, right?
They're just playing on the Xbox and that's when they hear his
mom like, or not his mom, Max's mom let out this like scream.
All three of them drop what they're doing and run
downstairs. Because you know, when someone
screams like that, I mean, it could be a lot of things, but
normally a scream is like an indication of you need like
assistance or you need help or something is wrong.
So they run downstairs and they're just like, Oh my God,
like what's going on? Is there like an intruder?
Does my mom need help? Do we need to like call the
ambulance? I, I, who knows, right.
So they run downstairs and once they get downstairs, they see
that, you know, his mom or Max's mom is on the phone and you
know, Max's mom looks at them and kind of gives them like a
like a thumbs up being like, it's fine, it's fine.
Not like a thumbs up, everything is great, but like a chill out,
we're good. And as they're walking away, you
know, Tim hears and everyone actually hears Max's mom was on
the phone being like, like that trend.
Like, I don't remember spending $500.
Like, I don't remember that we didn't have a $500 transaction
on the card in the last couple days.
Like, I think there's a mistake. I don't know what this whole, I
don't know what this whole Xbox thing is.
It sounds like something a hacker used.
I'm pretty sure a hacker got into my account and bought
something with my card so he could do more hacking.
Like that's definitely what happened.
Like what are we supposed to do? Do I have to like get a new
credit card? I think my information is out
there. And Tim and Ben, they hear this
and they look at each other because now they realize that in
fact, Max was not trying to keep the whole he has an Xbox and
they were playing the Xbox thing away from his mom because his
mom didn't like the Xbox. No, it's because she didn't know
that he had one. And he also, he bought one with
her card without her permission. So Max is kind of pretending
like they didn't hear anything. So they go sit down to play more
of the Xbox. But now Max is really like very
clearly on edge. Like he's a little bit freaked
out, He's a little bit worried, he feels a little weird.
And I mean it, it's very clear that he's starting to be a
little bit stressed out. And Tim and Ben are kind of like
in an awkward situation where it's not 100% clear to Max or
they don't think that Max knows for certain that they heard what
his mom was saying. However, Tim and Ben now know
the truth. And it's like, do they say
something about it? Do they not?
And that's when, you know, they hear like, you know, a maximum
be like, hey, kids, can you come down here for a second?
And Max's face is like, goes like, looks like he sees a
ghost, right? He's like, Oh my God.
So they go down there and you know, Max's mom is like has this
like fake, you know, when someone has kind of like a fake
happy smile, but it's like very much put on because you have
guests there and it's like, you know for a fact, if it was just
Max that she'd be like really like dropping her composure or
whatever. So, so basically, right.
She's like, hey, guys, I just wanna know, were you guys like,
at any point playing Xbox today? And she looks at Tim and Ben,
and Tim and Ben just freeze up. And they're like Max is like,
no, like, no, like we really want to like, we like, he's
like, no, no, no, no. Like we don't have any video
game systems. We were just watching people
like we were watching Star Wars and we watched a little YouTube
of other people playing video games.
And, you know, at this point, like Max's mom was like, what
can you guys tell me what an Xbox is?
Is it like a hacker system? Is it a?
And at this point, Max is kind of like, OK, he doesn't want to
say it's about video games because then she might get
suspicious. He's like, oh, yeah, no, it's a
hacker thing. Like dark web scary hacking.
It does stuff like that. And she's like, you boys
wouldn't do anything with something like that.
And he's like Max, like, no, no, that stuff scares me.
I would never. And she's like, OK, thanks for
letting me know. They all walk upstairs in this
time when they're all upstairs, Tim kind of looks at Max.
He's like, hey, man, like we we heard what your mom was saying
on the phone. So I think we know.
Like, I think we know why we can't say anything to her.
We're not going to say anything. But, you know, we just want to
let you know that like, we, we know what's up.
And Max, like guys, I, I messed up.
I really did. I just really wanted to play
like the video game. Yeah, I wanted to play video
games with you guys. And I was talking to my mom.
I was like for, for my birthday coming up, but my birthday's in
like a couple months away. And when she asked what I
wanted, I said I wanted to play like on a, on a video game
system. Thankfully I said PS4 and on
Xbox. But she was like, I hate, like,
I, you know how I feel about video games, games I'm not even
comfortable watching, like letting you watch them on
YouTube or whatever that is. So, you know, guys, I just, I, I
knew I wasn't getting a system anytime soon, so I took into my
own hands and I don't know, I'm just in too deep now.
You guys can't say anything though.
And, you know, Tim and Max or Tim and Ben kind of look at each
other and then they look at Ben and they're like, you're like,
yeah, dude. Like, I mean, we won't say
anything, but I mean, we're totally fine just chilling with
you guys, like, or chilling with you just not playing video
games. Like, yeah, we want to, but you
know, that we, we, we can in the future, maybe not super soon,
but we, we, we, we don't mind. Just like hanging out with you
without doing that. He's like, I know, I know what I
did was stupid. I, I just, I just can't, I'm in
too deep now, guys. And they're like, yeah, no, it's
fine. Like maybe we shouldn't be
playing right now, though, just in case she walks in, because
that'd be pretty bad luck. And it was almost as if it was
almost as if Tim was like had an ability, a foresight into the
future. Because as they're saying that,
the door opens up and sure enough, Max and Ben are holding
the console things and they're in the middle of playing a game
right on the Xbox. And I'm pretty sure on the Xbox
it says like Xbox on it or something.
But if it doesn't, the story still works.
I wasn't given that exact detail.
By the way, if you want to submit stories to me, you can do
so to my Instagram account. It's in the description.
It's how I got this story. All you got to do is follow me
because I like big, big numbers next to my name, and then DM me
the story. Please don't DM me saying do you
want to hear a story because I don't respond to the DMS.
I just read them and write them down because it would clutter at
my inbox way too quickly. So yeah, go ahead and do that.
If you have a story that you want featured on the channel, I
will mix up the names and details for you.
Don't worry anyways, though. So you know, Max is sitting
there and he turns around and they all turn around and, you
know, Max's mom is kind of looking at what she's seeing in
front of her and she's just examining everything.
And it's like a good 30 seconds, like not an exaggeration.
It's a big, it's a good 30 seconds of silence as Max's mom
comes to the realization that what she sees in front of her is
in fact an Xbox. And it all starts to add up.
So Max's mom, very calmly, not as happily, not as fake happily
as she was before, but very calmly, is like Tim Ben.
Do you mind? If I talk to Max for a second
and they're like, Oh yeah, that's totally fine.
So Max and Ben or Max, yeah, Tim and Ben immediately, like, power
walk out of the room and they stand basically, like they close
the door behind them or either they close the door or Max's mom
closes the door. They stand right outside the
door. And they're about to start
talking to each other like, oh, no, dude.
But before they could, they just hear screaming going on.
Like, did you like, you just robbed me?
You took my credit card to buy, like, a video game system.
First of all, you know how I feel about video games, but
you're going to go ahead and rob your own mother over them and
just stuff like that. And he was absolutely getting
chewed out. You could hear Max was, like,
trying to defend himself. Like, mom, I swear it was an
accident. She's like, what do you mean it
was an accident? How do you have an accident?
Buying something online with my credit card, shipping it to this
house and sneaking it in here. How is that an accident?
So, yeah, But Max realized that he was really cornered.
And it was like, a good 20 minutes of being chewed out.
And Max probably said a total of, like, 15 words.
But no, it was not. It was not even worth saying
anything and she's like, I don't even know if we can get a refund
on this. Like I really hope that like,
you know, it resells for almost the full value because like
anything minus the full value that we don't get on reselling
it. If we don't get a refund, you're
going to have to work over the summer and make that back doing
lawns and stuff because kid was in like 4th grade or whatever.
So you can't like some Target or something.
He'd have to like really grind for lawns or something.
And if they can only resell for like 300 bucks or something,
that's a whole $200 you have to make up.
And when you're only able to do lawns, like $10 to mow a lawn,
if that, like that's gonna take a second.
So after about 30 minutes, like Tim and Ben are just standing
there, like, what do we do? And after about 20 minutes,
right, Tim kind of turns to Ben. It's like, dude, like, what do
we do? Like, it's 9:00 now.
It's getting later, you know? But I really don't feel like
this is the greatest atmosphere. You know, this is not a great
atmosphere to be in. Like, like, I don't know if I
want to keep going doing this. And like, the door opens up and
Tim and Ben immediately turn and look, because they're like, they
probably weren't supposed to be listening to the whole thing.
And you know, Max's mom isn't going to be like, outwardly as
upset. I mean, she's obviously more
upset with Max than Tim or Ben by a lot.
But she probably isn't super happy with Tim and Ben because,
you know, she said, oh, what are you guys doing?
And they kind of lied to her. And then she said, do you guys
know what an Xbox is? And they lied to her.
I mean, they didn't say anything.
But the fact that they didn't, the fact that they didn't
respond instead of telling the truth isn't in fact, like kind
of a lie. Like it is partially a lie.
So she was pretty upset about that.
But she was like trying to hold her composer.
She's like, hey, guys, due to like some recent circumstances,
I don't know if tonight is the best night for us to have a
sleepover. Any chance, like, your parents
can come pick you up? And Tim and Ben, that was almost
like the greatest news they could hear because this was an
incredibly awkward situation. And Ben's, like, I mean, my
parents go to sleep kind of early, but, you know, I can
probably, like, call them now. Do you have a home phone?
And she's like, yes. So Tim and Ben both take turns
on the home phone. And, you know, Tim's parents and
Ben's parents were like, what? Why?
Like, why? Because like, they were planning
to have a night alone to themselves, man, whatever they
were going to do. Probably watch some documentary
about like space or something, something really scandalous like
that. So they're probably like really
like, do you really have to come home?
And they, they're like mom, I can't like explain everything or
dad, I can't say it all right now, but I'll tell you when I
get in the car. So eventually they're like,
okay, fine. Like I'm obviously my kid wants
me to pick them up. It's not like this kid lives
like 3 hours away. Whatever, like I'll just do it.
Sure. So eventually the parents come
and pick them up and Ben or Tim, because Tim is the subscriber,
submitted it gets in the car and time.
Parents are like why you gotta tell us why we had to go and
pick you up? We won't be mad if the reason is
good enough. And Tim is like, don't worry,
mom, like the reason's pretty good.
Here's what happened. How is it going?
Everyone? Welcome back to the channel.
I hope you're having a good day. Today we got three stories of
Minecraft kids that I know you will enjoy.
So let's just go ahead and jump into the first one.
We're going to call the subscriber who submitted this
story Peter. And by the way, all these
stories are on Spotify, LinkedIn, the description.
You'll probably even hear them about an hour earlier before
they go up on here if you find them on Spotify.
Anyways, so Pete, we're going to call the first subscriber who
submitted this story Peter. And anyways, right, Peter was in
a class and in Peter's class, there was an assignment that
they all had to do. And this assignment was the what
do you want to do when you grow up assignment and you got kids
coming in being like, oh, I want to do YouTube.
Oh, I want to be a doctor. Oh, I want to be president of
the United States. Oh, I want to do your mom.
There's like a lot of things that people came in and said
like, Oh, this is what I want to do, right.
So it was kind of like done that.
You had a presentation. You would go home and kind of
prepare a little bit and then you go up there.
I think a couple stories ago someone else submitted something
with their class, had a similar type thing and I know I had
something like this. So this might just be a thing
that happens to everyone in like second grade.
I don't know. Tell me in the comments if it's
true or not. But anyways, right, So sure
enough, you know, Peter wanted to be, he wanted to be a doctor,
which is pretty standard, like pretty standard response.
When I was 10, I wanted to be a doctor and then I learned about
medical school. But anyways, right, So, you
know, Peter, you know, has this little thing, he wants to be a
doctor or whatever. And eventually let's just skip
forward to the day of class. Let's just skip forward to the
day where, you know, they're actually presenting.
And then, you know, Peter goes up there, he has a doctor's
costume he bought or whatever, and you know, sure enough, it's
fine. It's whatever.
That's not the interesting thing.
There's a kid in Peter's class who we're going to call the
Minecraft kid because all, all, all bro does is play Minecraft.
Like literally every, every single day when he gets back
from school. Doesn't even do his homework.
Screw that. Does Minecraft in class, He's
asleep so we can stay up all night to play Minecraft.
This Bros life literally revolves around Minecraft.
Don't get me wrong, Minecraft is a cool game.
I use it for all my background footage.
It has a integral place in my childhood.
Like, I love Minecraft, great game, right?
However, please have a life outside of it that that, that's
all I ask. That's all I ask man.
But anyways, right. Sure enough, the Minecraft kid
walks up to the front of the class and everyone was kind of
expecting him to say like, I don't know.
I want to, I don't know, work for a video game company.
I want to work for Mojang. I want to be a computer
programmer so I can make video games or whatever.
Or maybe even like I want to stream on Twitch, which is like
even that's a little, that's a little iffy, which you don't
even want me to go into the statistics of how difficult that
is anyways. And I won't because I want watch
time and good retention. So sure enough, you know, the
the Minecraft kid goes up there and Peter's kind of interested
to see what he's going to say because he's kind of expecting
the Minecraft kid to say something a little bit goofy,
like not too crazy, but just a little bit goofy.
It's just a little bit on the goofy side, right?
And the Minecraft kid goes up there and says, you know, all I
want to do when I grow up is just keep playing Minecraft.
And he brings with him like, you know that like fake, you know,
Minecraft sword, like a foam one that like you can buy for like
$20 or something. I just, I just know it because I
got it from my 5th grade birthday party and I might still
have it or I might have had my mom thrown it out without me
knowing, which is a shame, but whatever, right?
And so he brings this and kind of swings it around.
It's like, Yep, all I do every day is I play Minecraft when I
go home. I go home and I play Minecraft
and I stay up all night to do it.
That's why I'm never paying attention in class or doing
anything like that. And I want to let you know that
no one can tell me otherwise. All I'm going to do with my life
is play Minecraft every single day.
And the teachers like, hey, like this wasn't this project wasn't
about, you know, what's your favorite hobby?
What's your favorite pastime? This project was about like,
what are you going to do with the rest of your life?
Or what do you want to do as a profession?
There's a difference between, you know, choosing to do
something casually and choosing to do something professionally.
The thing is, right, this wasn't even a teacher who's like, if
you're not a doctor or a lawyer, then you're not a real worker.
Like it wasn't one of these like old fashioned teachers who
doesn't understand like new. I don't know.
I'm trying to say like the teacher that doesn't understand
kind of the new scheme of jobs. The teacher literally let a kid
say, Hey, I want to be a YouTube, but if that doesn't
work, I'm going to go to college to for digital marketing or
something like that. The teacher was fine with that.
The teacher understands the new landscape of work.
But The thing is, there's a difference from saying between
saying, hey, I want to pursue playing video games online and
if that doesn't work, then I want to do X and say I want to
sit inside and do video games all day, specifically Minecraft
all day. Because bro, let me just let you
know. There's really no professional
Minecraft leagues that pay you anything right there.
I might be wrong. There might be like a
professional Minecraft league that pays you like a couple 100
bucks if you win a tournament. But dude, that's not enough to
sustain yourself. Like there are no, like maybe,
maybe if you wanted to say, yeah, I want to be professional
like Counter Strike or a game like that maybe.
But even that is a massive stretch.
And sure enough, the Minecraft kid didn't even say anything
like that. He just said, I want to sit
inside and play Minecraft all day.
So Peter's just like, oh boy. Cuz Peter's sitting down.
He's watching the teacher really just like not be cool of this.
And the Minecraft kid not even like adapting on the spot.
Cuz one might have thought that, OK, the Minecraft kid realizes
that the teacher is not a fan of what he just said and that maybe
if he wants to save his grade, I don't know, adapt it a little
bit, like just switch things up a little bit.
I don't know man. Like just be like, oh, haha.
What I meant is I want to go and learn how to make video games.
Like sure, that's fine, go to school for programming or
something like that. But the Minecraft kid double s
down and says to the teacher, you know, what I want to do when
I grow up is I just want to sit at home and do video games.
I don't want to do anything else.
I don't want anyone to bother me.
And I just want to play Minecraft 24/7.
And, you know, Peter's just like, oh boy, this teacher's not
going to be happy. And the teacher's like, like
Minecraft kid says his actual name.
But it's like Minecraft kid. I want you to know that, you
know, I'm going to give you, you know, sit back down, step
outside, and I'm going to give you 10 minutes to come up with a
real job. Like I'm going to give you 10
minutes. And I'm being very gracious
right now because at the moment. You have a fail.
On this assignment, not like the Minecraft kid was really caring
about his grades. I mean, he handed in zero
homework work and basically is failing everything else.
But the teacher's like, I'm going to give you 10 minutes of
standing outside to come up with something new.
And when you're ready, come back in and you may present again.
So the Minecraft kid very angrily, like walks outside and
the teacher's like, all right, who's coming up next?
And the teacher's like, OK, Ben, how about you come up?
And within 10 seconds, the door slams open again and the
Minecraft kid says I'm ready. So the teacher, I don't know if
the teacher was just being hopeful because I mean come on,
he was out for like 3 seconds. You really think he came up with
a new job? And no, the teacher might have
just been hopeful and was like, oh that was fast.
Sure come on up. Like what's what's the deal?
Like what's going on? And like come tell me about your
new job. So Minecraft kid walks to the
front of the class again and says when I go get grow older or
when I'm an adult, I just want to sit inside and do Minecraft
all day. I said it before and I'm saying
it again. Boom.
The teacher's like kind of turns the Minecraft kid and says, I
was generous with you. I gave you time to reconsider
what you're doing, to present again.
This isn't just what you wanna do.
This is like a presentation. This is an assignment for the
front of the class. And at this point, the Minecraft
kid says, so you're saying I can't do that.
And the teacher's like, yes, I'm saying that when you're older,
you're not going to be able to do that.
Sure, you can play video games on like on the part like you can
play, you can partially play video games.
That's totally fine. But you can't entirely play
video games. You've got to do other stuff
with your life as well. You have to find something
that's going to bring you an income.
You have to do something more productive than that.
And you know, the Minecraft teacher of the Minecraft
teacher, sorry, I'm jumbling my words.
The teacher probably would have even been fine if you said, I
want to, you know, play my I want to make content around me
playing Minecraft. The teacher was in tune with,
you know, you can entertain like entertainment is decentralized.
Almost anyone can make entertainment.
Not almost anyone will be successful, but almost anyone
can. This isn't like the 80s and 90s
where really you either had to like score a really big role in
TV or radio or a movie. You can just post something on
your phone. It's incredible.
So the, at this point, the Minecraft kid was starting to
get really angry. And he's like, teacher, I'm
going to to give you to a count of three to take that back.
And the teacher is so taken aback by the fact that the
Minecraft kid just said, I'm going to give you a count of
three to say, to, like, pretend that you didn't just say what
you said, but the teacher's like.
Are you insane? The Minecraft kid is like 3 and
the teacher's like you don't understand for the like I am
supposed to be the one giving you a countdown.
Minecraft kids like 2 and the teacher's like, like what is so
wrong with me saying that you can't just sit around and play
Minecraft all day? Like that makes total sense.
Like you, I asked you in the presentation what you should do
as a job, and you said sit around and play Minecraft.
How do you expect? To make any money from that
Minecraft kids like 1 teacher's like what?
What are you going to do at the end of the countdown and the
Minecraft kid steps over and this kind of goes down on one
knee and is like bent down is like it starts making weird
noises like and the teachers like dude, what are you doing?
Okay, teacher probably didn't say dude, but the teachers like,
what are you doing? And the Minecraft kid jumps up,
springs up and it's like you, I will fight you in a 1V1 PvP
battle. And he grabs his Minecraft sword
and starts like swinging it around trying to be like
intimidating. But dude, it was a foam sword.
You're playing Minecraft. You're not intimidating anyone,
dude. Like that's just not happening.
He starts swinging around like we're we're, we're, we're.
And the teacher's like, OK, I just like, what?
What, why, what are you doing? Like, stop, stop it.
Get some help, bro. Like, what's going on?
And he's like, you said that I could do Minecraft every single
day for the rest of my life. The teachers like, yeah.
And I, I stand by that Minecraft kids swinging around his phone,
swords, like, you're trying to. You don't want me to be happy.
You want me to be unhappy. And for that reason, it's you
versus me in a PvP fight. At this point, Peter is just
sitting there just trying to comprehend how everything
escalated to this point. Because sure, like the Minecraft
kid and the teacher. We were kind of fighting a bit
and they weren't happy with each other, but the Minecraft kid
really gave the teacher a three to one countdown and then
entered into Minecraft PvP mode. He has his sword out swinging it
all around. And at this point, right,
Peter's just like, okay, something's going like this is
not gonna end well. And this point right, you know,
he's like, we're, we're swinging around a sword.
The Minecraft kids like, I'm going to give you to another
count to 3 to give me a 100% and tell me that I can 100% play
Minecraft for the rest of my life.
The teacher looks at him, says, no, I would be lying to you if I
said that. And Minecraft kid is like, fine,
you've chosen your fate, Minecraft kids, like start
swinging a sword. The teacher says, if that foam
sword even touches me for a second, you're failing this
assignment and you're going straight to the principal's
office. The Minecraft kid says I will
give you another count of three to reconsider everything.
The Minecraft kid is is obviously realizing at this
point that he's in way too deep and he's also not winning.
So he thinks that he, if he keeps on saying, I'm going to
give you till the count of three, that he is somehow going
to win this whole thing. And sure enough, the Minecraft
kid counts to three. The teacher's like, OK, like
what? What's going to happen now?
The Minecraft kids, like I warned you, Minecraft kid takes
his like his foam sword swings and and goes bop makes contact
with the teacher. And at this point the teacher
grabs the sword, rips out of the Minecraft kids hand goes over,
holds on to both the Minecraft kids shoulders and starts
walking them out the doors. Like, all right, buddy.
Ah, that's time to go to the principal's office for you.
So the Minecraft kid and the teacher walk out the door, and
everyone else is kind of just sitting there, like, what?
Anyways, next story, we're going to call the subscriber Chris.
So Chris has a cousin who we're going to call the Minecraft kid,
Right. And Chris doesn't really get to
know his cousin that well. He doesn't see him that often.
But Chris and his mom are over at his aunt's.
Yeah, it'd be his aunt's house. And, you know, this is the first
time, you know, Chris has seen his aunt in years.
And the last time Chris saw his cousin, his cousin was, like, 4.
And then he was really shy, didn't want to talk that much.
Now his little cousin was 8 years old and was apparently a
Minecraft fanatic. He liked playing it so much.
He knew everything about it. He watched Minecraft Youtubers
when he wasn't playing Minecraft in his sleep.
He dreamed about fighting the Ender Dragon.
And you know, Chris didn't really know that that much, but
Chris was kind of told by because Chris asked his mom.
Like as they're driving there like what what, what should I
know? Like I have to hang out with
this kid because Chris was told oh, you get to hang out with
your cousin for a little bit, it'll be good for you.
Chris is like, 16 at this point. He's not going to get along with
his cousin on a lot of things. They're not going to have a ton
in common. They can't talk about girl
troubles at the same level, Right.
They can't talk about, oh, wow, math is so difficult.
Yeah, because Chris is a little cousin would be like, yeah, a
simple addition really sucks. He'd be like, sure.
So sure enough, you know, Chris's mom was like, yeah, OK.
So all I know is he's a big fan of, like, that game Minecraft.
And Chris is like, yeah, I've played a little bit.
And by Chris saying that he's played it, literally all he
means is, yeah, he and his friends have played some, like,
survival servers, some points, like, they'll be really into it
for a week, and then they'll not play it for a year.
That's how a lot of people actually get into it.
You get super into Minecraft servers with your friends.
You play for two weeks. You literally play 12 hours a
day, and then you never touch the game again for a week for
years. That's just how it goes with a
lot of people. So Chris and his mom got there,
and Chris's aunt and Chris and his cousin, right.
Chris's cousin is actually in a different room, but Chris's aunt
greets them. They're like, Oh my God, I
haven't seen you so long, Chris. You're so much older now.
And Chris is in his head is like, yeah, that's kind of how
time works, bro, but whatever, right?
Sure enough, you know, Chris''s aunt was like, hey Chris, I
just. Want to let?
You know your little cousins in the other room and he would love
to see you. Did he actually love to see him?
Well, I mean, we'll see him in a second.
So sure enough, you know, Chris goes into the other room, and
there's this the little cousin who's sitting there with an
iPad, and he's playing, you know, Pocket edition Minecraft.
And Chris is like, yo, what's up, bro?
Like, hey, it's me, Chris. I don't remember if you Remember
Me, but I'm your cousin. And Chris's little cousin's
like, yeah, I don't like, hi. How are you doing?
And Chris is like, oh, I heard you like Minecraft.
And, you know, Chris's little cousin's like I do.
Do you like Minecraft? And Chris in his head is like,
he's like, yeah, I'm going to say yes, we're going to bond and
this will be less awkward. So Chris is like, yeah, yeah, I
like Minecraft. It's it's cool.
Like I enjoy it. And Chris's little Chris's
little cousin immediately says, so you're an expert.
And Chris is like. I don't know, but I.
Played a little bit and Chris is like OK, well Riddle me this so
when you killed the Ender dragon and there's the ender dragon
egg, how exactly are you to get it?
And Chris who's never actually completed the game because he
just plays a little bit right? He's like oh you just mine it
right with a pickaxe. The little cousins like me
wrong. One strike against you.
Next question. And Chris is kind of thinking,
wait, what's like, is this some kind of like, well, like, what
are we doing here? And, you know, the the little
cousin's like, OK, so if you're fighting an enderman and you
have a bucket, like what will a bucket of what will like, what
kind of liquid will enderman not be able to like fight you in?
And Chris is like, I don't know, milk because he remembered he's
able to milk a cow. And Chris's little cousin's
like, Oh my God, wrong water enderman will not fight you in
water. I2 strikes, Chris 2 strikes.
And Chris is kind of like, Oh my God, like this was this was
supposed to be a bonding experience.
This is the opposite of a bonding experience right now.
Like this is not a bonding experience.
This is a crazy. And sure enough, you know, Chris
is like, OK, man, well, I can play Minecraft theories like
final question and I need you to answer this.
And Chris is like, OK, and so this little cousin's like, well,
I used to think about it. I got to make it good.
And you know, you're going to suffer the consequences if you
don't like, if you don't fin it, if you don't get this question
correct. So the little cousin's like, OK,
who is the popular Minecraft YouTube who has the Minecraft
manhunt series and is green? And The thing is like Chris kind
of grew up on, you know, the old school Minecrafters.
So he was like Captain Sparkles and his little brothers, Like,
no, it's Dream, you idiot. You aren't actually a Minecraft
fan, you. Lied to me.
And at this point, Chris is like, dude, it's not simply not
that deep. And the Minecraft kids like, no,
you betrayed my trust. And the Minecraft kid runs over
to him and sinks his teeth into his arm real quick.
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So Chris looks down at his little cousin who has bit him At
this point the little cousin has sunk his teeth into Chris skin.
Thankfully he doesn't break it and draws blood or anything.
And he's just looking and he's like Oh my God.
And he shakes him off. He's like, dude, and the little
cousins like, well, that's your punishment for not actually
enjoying Minecraft. You're a fraud, a phony, and a
fake lover of Minecraft. You don't actually love
Minecraft. You're a fraud and that's your
punishment. So Chris very angrily walks out
and like, you know, the, the Chris's mom and his, his Chris's
aunt are looking like, oh, what just happened?
And Chris is like, like my like my little cousin like just bit
me because he says I'm a fraud, fraud alert fraud owned.
But he's like, you know, he said he thinks I'm a fraud because I
didn't understand all this like really obscure trivia about
Minecraft. Like, Can you believe this?
Like, this is ridiculous. Oh, my God.
And at this point, you know, you know, Chris's mom's like, oh,
no. And Chris's aunt's like, oh, I
forgot to say, he's really touchy about the Minecraft
subject. And Chris's mom turns to Chris's
on. It's like you told me that's
what he really liked. And Chris's aunt goes on to say,
well, yeah, he really likes it, but he takes it really
seriously. And if you say you like
Minecraft, he assumes that you like it at his level.
And he's had so many people before say that they like
Minecraft, but they, I just like it casually that he now thinks
that. Well, he now thinks that anyone
who says that and doesn't know all the obscure trivia that he
knows is a fake stir, a fraud or a phony.
At this point, you know, Chris is kind of just like, well, why
didn't you tell me this before? And you can hear the little
cousin screaming, get that fraud out of here, mom.
I don't want to hang out with that fraud.
And sure enough, Chris's aunt goes into that room.
If you hear her say like, you better behave yourself.
This is unacceptable behavior. You hear me?
This behavior is unacceptable. And I I won't stand for it.
I simply won't stand for this. You're you don't see your you
only see your cousin like once a year.
This is insane. And Chris is kind of just
listening to this and Chris's mom's like, Chris, I'm so sorry.
I did not know. And Chris is like, it's fine.
Like, how would you know? Like I don't know anyone else
who does this. Like I, I simply could not blame
you even if I wanted to. Like the situation going down
right now. It's just so ridiculous.
Like I, I just can't blame you at this point.
And so Chris's aunt comes back out and it's like, once again, I
am so sorry. Like none of this was ever
supposed to happen. Like, you know what, you can go
back in there. And he said they'd just calm
down. And Chris kind of just looks at
his aunt. It's like he said that.
And Chris is aunt's like, well, I mean, he implied that with his
actions basically just meant Chris's aunt went in there and
kind of like shouted at him till he quieted down.
And, you know, sure enough, Chris decides, OK, I'll go back
in there. And he when Chris walks back in,
he's like, hey, dude. And, you know, his cousin, the
Minecraft kid is just on the iPad and, you know, now he walks
in a little bit and Chris is like, so playing some Minecraft
and the little cousin's like, not like you would know.
And Chris is like, well, OK, when I said I like Minecraft, I
literally just meant I played a little bit with my friends.
I think it's a fun game. And the little cousin's like, if
you thought it was a fun game, then you would have known my
trivia. And Chris is like, well, not
necessarily. Like, just because I don't know
every detail about the game doesn't necessarily mean I don't
like the game. Like, that just doesn't sound
fair to me. And Chris is like, you know, I
don't know, like, I enjoy playing with my friends.
Doesn't mean I don't watch it on YouTube.
So that trivia question about knowing that guy, like doesn't
like, it doesn't matter. Like, I really don't understand
why you bit me. And you know, the little cousin
is just like, playing his Minecraft, but then he pauses
his game, so you know, it's about to get real serious,
right? And he closes out his iPad.
He's like, I bit you because you're a fraud.
You're a fraud who says he likes Minecraft but really doesn't.
Little kid turns around, jumps and bites Chris on the other
arm. And Chris is like, Oh my God,
pushes him off again. Chris storms out of that room
and goes over and he's like, mommy bit me again.
And Chris's mom's like, Oh dear. And his aunt's, like Chris's
aunt runs back into the room, shouts at the Minecraft kid
again and shuts. What's the door?
And it's like, Chris, you know what?
I haven't seen you in a while. How about you stay out here with
your mom and I and we'll just have a discussion here.
You and your cousin, can you guys can meet each other again,
maybe in a couple years when he's out of this phase.
Hopefully this is a phase. I really hope this is a phase.
So the final Minecraft story, Minecraft kids story, we're
gonna call the subscriber who submitted it Bart, because if
you couldn't tell, I got Peter, Chris, and Bart, Family Guy,
Simpsons. I'm trying to do themes with
these names now. Just keep me and myself
interested. Anyways, they're right.
So Bart was in class and he was in 3rd grade at the time.
He was younger, on the younger side for sure.
I don't know exactly what grade this could have well been second
grade, but let's just say third grade for the just because.
And So what they were supposed to do is they were assigned
that, you know, they had, they could choose any country in the
world and they got to decide they would have to research it,
make a little presentation and eventually present it in front
of the entire class. So there's a kid in class who
we're just going to call the Minecraft kid.
He wasn't even that obsessed with Minecraft.
He just really enjoyed the game. And it gets interesting because
the Minecraft kid he chose, he mixed up basically, right?
He mixed up the nether, the nether, like in Minecraft and
the Netherlands, like the place. So anyways, right, it's the day
that they're presenting. Bart is sitting next to the the
Minecraft kid and he leans over and he's like, hey, dude, like
what did what? Where did you choose?
And he's like, oh, the nether. And Bart's like, what?
Like you have to choose a country.
And the Minecraft kids like, yeah, it's next to like Sweden,
Norway. It's like in that of that part
of Europe. And Bart's like.
Oh. OK, so Bart knows about the
Netherlands, right? He just kind of thinks that, you
know, the Minecraft kid learned like a short, like a shorthand
way to call like, oh, maybe the cool people called the
Netherlands the Nether. And I just don't know any
better. The thing is though, so Bart
went up, he did his presentation.
It was totally fine. But the Minecraft kid, he went
up to go do his presentation. And The thing is, right, when
the Minecraft kid went to go look up like the Netherlands,
right, he must have written down the Netherlands wrong and wrote
down the nether and maybe couldn't read the rest of it.
So when he typed into Google the nether, he got like Minecraft
wiki. He got like he got articles
about the in game Minecraft universe, the nether.
And he actually ended up because look, he's in second or third
grade, you know, reality and fiction is kind of a blurred
line for kids at that point. So he went up there and he did
an entire presentation talking about like, here's photos.
And he literally took screenshots from like a really
good texture pack of the Nether. He's like L Pierre, like this
far up into Europe, He's like, it's really fiery.
It's there's these floating fire monsters.
There's these like pig creatures that come after you if you
provoke them. And the entire class like, is
this looking at him like bro. And the teacher just has this
smile on his face, like, OK, how are we going to handle this,
boys? Like, how are we going to go
about this? And, you know, the subscriber or
not the subscriber, the Minecraft kid finishes up his
presentation. And, you know, everyone is kind
of clapping a little bit. And there's for every single
person, there's a point where people can ask questions a lot
of the times, like the kids would be like, I don't know,
like it's not my presentation. I don't know it.
But one of the kids raised his hand and, you know, the
Minecraft kid pointed on him. And, you know, he said, like,
nice presentation, but I'm pretty sure the Nether isn't
real. And the Minecraft kid starts
laughing. He's like, what do?
What do you mean the Minecraft, the nether isn't real?
And he's like, I, I, I don't think you.
I don't think you put down the name.
Right. And the Minecraft kid is really
confused. And he turns to his teacher.
And the teacher is like, OK, I got to speak up.
Teacher's like yeah so Minecraft kid.
I hate to say it but I think you wrote down the name wrong.
I was looking it up while you were doing your presentation cuz
I was pretty confused and I looked up the nether into Google
and apparently it's a place in a video game.
You were supposed to do the Netherlands and the Minecraft
cake got super embarrassed because he has this whole
presentation. He was 100% confident that this
place really existed. And he was kind of just told
that Oh well, actually, truth is, you just messed up the whole
thing. But the teachers actually was a
pretty cool dude because the teacher wanted to say like, man,
like he's like, hey, all I asked you to do was to do a
presentation, you know, on a place that you know, I thought
that, you know, to do a presentation, do the work, do
the research, put it together and present it to the class.
He said, hey, you did the research.
I can tell you put in the work. This is a great presentation.
And you present it in front of the entire class.
Yes, you didn't do exactly what I asked, but you didn't do do so
maliciously. And your intentions were good
and you put in the effort. He said, I'm going to grade you
as if you did a real country. And you know, the Minecraft kid
was very happy to hear this because he more or less kind of
like dodged a bullet there because I'm sure the Minecraft
kid and Bart especially like when Bart was sitting there, he
was worried for his friend because he was friendly with a
Minecraft kid. He was worried that he was going
to get like a check minus. Basically they had check plus
check and check minus as their system.
They got grades when they were older, but he was afraid he was
going to get a check minus or maybe oh, the teacher wouldn't
understand and would call up his parents.
Being like your son isn't taking this class seriously.
What do you The son was taking it seriously.
He just didn't understand the instructions.
He didn't get the memo right. It's cool to see teachers like
this really come together and understand, understand that, you
know, if the intention is good and the work was put in, really
that's all that, you know, you're supposed to be doing in
school. So the Minecraft kid sat down
and he turned over and Bart turned over like, hey, man, I'm
sorry that I didn't say anything.
I honestly thought when you said the Nether you were just doing
shorthand for like the Netherlands.
I thought that was a nickname or something.
And the Minecraft kids like, you're good, dude.
Like it's totally fine. Like I should have like known
that. And, you know, then Bart was
like, dude, there's actually a cool presentation.
Like I kind of like Minecraft myself.
And, you know, I learned a thing or two about Minecraft.
Like, if I'm going to, you'd run the game, I'll think about your
presentation. And, you know, the Minecraft kid
took that like, you know, pretty nicely.
And he smiled back. And, you know, yeah, after that,
you know, the Minecraft kid actually got a check plus for
his presentation because the Minecraft kid put in a check
plus worth of work. And most kids got check pluses.
Some got checks as they really clearly didn't put in any work.
But the majority of kids got check pluses, including the
Minecraft kid who did a presentation on the Nether,
which I just thought was pretty funny.
But also W teacher. 100% W teacher he gets it he's the goat
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Minecraft that he needs to go back to his caveman roots and
going back to his caveman roots literally just meant not
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So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this
story, Alex. And by the way, my Instagram is
in the description. It's also Connor Pugs.
Go follow me there and you can submit stories like this to me
on there. I'll get to them when I get to
them. And anyways, so Alex was in 8th
grade and he had this kid in his class who we're going to call
Ben. Yes, we're bringing back the
name Ben for random secondary characters.
And anyways, right, Ben? It was like, you know, he wasn't
like super into Minecraft. Actually, he knew nothing of
Minecraft until like a couple weeks before the story, and
that's when he was introduced to the game by one of Alex's
friends. We don't need a name, right?
And anyways, right, Ben got super super into it.
Alex doesn't really know how Ben didn't know what Minecraft was
like it wasn't like Alex wasn't or it wasn't like Ben wasn't on
the Internet. Like I think Ben might have
heard of it, but he'd never like he didn't know what it was.
So when one of Alex's friends introduced Minecraft to him, Ben
basically disappeared for like 2 weeks, like he went to school
and everything, but he stopped being on social media,
disappeared as soon as he could, like didn't show up to any
anything. He was just in his room as far
as long as he could playing Minecraft.
I don't mean like, I don't know like parkour servers like this
or player versus player servers. I mean he was playing like
vanilla, straight up your traditional Minecraft.
That's all he was doing, and he was in love with it.
And three weeks later, he came to school one day and he's like,
Alex, buddy, I, I need to tell you something.
A revelation. I've come to.
And Alex is like, yeah, what's good, dude?
And Ben's like, brother, we need to return to the caveman days.
I was playing Minecraft a couple days ago and I came to a
realization that we need to return to our caveman roots.
And I have started that already. Alex is like, what do you mean
by that? And at this time, Alex is was
was noticing quite a pungent aroma coming from Ben, right?
You know, he didn't want to say anything.
He didn't want to be mean. He didn't want to be, you know,
cruel or anything. But let's just say that, you
know, Benny old boy was not smelling the greatest.
He was kind of. He was.
He had this essence, this odor, this aroma.
Some might call it that. It wasn't the greatest, to put
it lightly, Right. So anyways, Alex or Ben goes on
to say, yeah, so I've been playing Minecraft and it just
feels so good. It feels so natural.
I mean, yeah, playing a block game feels natural, but
whatever. I like Minecraft.
I'm not saying it's not, but he goes on to say, and I realized
that, you know, my failures in the lady department.
The reason why women don't love me is because I'm too much like
I'm too much. I'm not like the natural man.
And when they see me as the natural caveman, they will
instinctively fall in love with me.
And and Alex just looks at Ben is like, Ben, I don't know where
you're going with this, but I really don't have a good, I
don't have a good feeling about this.
And Ben's like, Alex, I'm here to convert you to my ways.
And Alex is like, what? And he's like, are you trying to
like, sell me an MOM or something?
Like, where are we going with this?
And Ben is like, no, no, no, Alex, return to the caveman.
Return to the caveman. Alex.
This is what Steve has taught me.
And Alex is like, Ben, Ben, are you OK?
Like, if you need help, like I can help you get, He's like, no,
you need help, man, you don't understand.
He said, look, I've returned to my caveman roots by not doing
any of the this showering that is in our modern day societies.
You really think putting chemicals in our hair and
rinsing it with fake water, Alex is like fake, fake water.
What do you he's like, these are details.
These are details, Alex. Don't question it.
It's whatever you don't understand.
The natural aroma that comes from the human body has been.
Programmed for trillions of. Years and Alex is like, I don't
think humans have been around for trillions of years.
And that's like, that's not the point.
The point is the aroma, the natural Musk, Sure, you can buy
cheap garbage from like, I don't know, Armani or Gucci.
Their fragrance is terrible. They'll destroy the brain cells.
But the true caveman odor is what Steve has taught me.
And Alex is like, so are you going to like, I don't know,
spend more time outside, get more sunlight, exercise, eat
like not processed stuff like the caveman 2.
And Alex is like, whoa, or Ben is like, whoa, Alex, chill out.
Let's not go crazy. Let's not go cuckoo banana mode
on me. OK, man, OK, man, is that good?
Like, let's not go crazy. I'm, I'm not, I'm not dropping
everything for this caveman thing, but I am embracing the
natural Musk. And Alex just looks at him.
So, So Ben, you're, you're not really changing anything about
what you do besides, besides not showering.
That that's the only difference. And Ben's like, well, no, no,
no, it's not just not showering. It's embracing my natural Musk,
my natural odor. It will instinctively make women
love me. And Alex is like, Ben as your
friend, I guess I, I strongly suggest you don't do this.
And Ben is like, you know what, Alex, I understand that you're a
hater, and that's OK. Alex is like, I don't think I'm
a hater, but. And Ben's like silence.
Look, you know that girl over there, Ava?
You know how you know the prettiest girl in our class?
I've always had a crush on her and I never had a chance.
Alex is like, well, that's also something that has not changed.
And Ben's like, look, I'm going to go up to her and you're going
to see, I'm going to go up to her.
I'm going to lift up my arms so my armpits are bare.
Let her embrace my natural aroma, my natural odor, and you
will see that she will just fall in love with me.
I'm going to ask her out and she's going to say yes.
It's not going to be her saying yes.
It's going to be her subconscious breaking through to
the surface and convincing her that I am the true man for her.
Alex is just looking at Ben. It's like, dude, did playing
Minecraft make you think this or something?
And it's like, no, it encouraged me to remember my true caveman
days. And Alex is like, yeah, OK,
that's cool, man. Like I'm cool with that.
Like, you're cool. That's good.
OK. You know, actually Ben, yes,
let's see it. I will too.
Embrace the caveman if Ava goes out with you because you smell
bad. And that's like, I don't smell
bad. I smell natural.
If that is bad to your nose, then you have a you, you have a
bad nose. And Ben's like, or Alex, like I,
I got bad nose that that's not great.
That's like you'll see. Anyways, next thing comes around
and Alex is sitting with his friends and explains like, yeah,
so you know Ben, right. And they're like, yeah, we know
Ben Alex is like, yeah, so he's, he's doing something crazy.
And they're like, well, I don't know what he's been doing, but
he's been smelling like garbage recently.
Ben Alex is like, it's actually, it's related.
You're not going to believe this.
He played Minecraft and then he believed he had to go back to
the caveman era, like he had to be a man again.
And that doesn't mean working out or, you know, reading.
It just means not showering for some reason.
It's kind of, it's kind of ridiculous.
And they're like, yeah, I mean, Ben has been smelling a little
bit more musty and it kind of smells like spoiled milk at this
point. But I guess I, I guess that
makes sense now. And Alex goes on to say, yeah,
and you know, Ava. And they're like, yeah, of
course we know Ava Oscar on our class beauty, right?
10 out of 10. They're like, Alex is like,
yeah, so Ben is going to ask her out later today.
They're like, he's going to do what he's going to do.
And they're and, and Alex is like, yeah, So Ben, Ben thinks
that because he smells like he does, she's going to
instinctively say, yes. They're like, dude, this, why
did you say yes? Why did you allow him to go on
with this? At this point, Alex's friends
are like, bro, you're kind of being a bad friend of Ben.
And Alex is like, dude, he was so confident.
He was being so cocky. And they're like, dude, he's
going to get rejected and there's a chance he gets
rejected really hard and really embarrassingly in front of
everyone. Do you want that for him?
And look, Alex is not happy with the way that Ben went about
explaining or teaching him. Quote UN quote the ways of the
caveman AKA no shower no more, right?
But. At the end of the day, they were
still friends and Alex knew that Ava was not just going to say
no, but, you know, she developed a bit of an ego for because she
did know that she was, you know, the most beautiful girl in the
class and she could have any guy she wanted.
She was not going to be nice about letting him down.
She was going to be cruel. She was going to be mean and she
was going to crush him. Dude, she was going to freaking
crush him. And Alex is like, all right, I
got to find Ben. I need to find him before he
asks Ava out. And as Alex was saying that he
hears or he looks up and he looks at the table because
they're sitting at lunch. He looks at the table farthest
away and that's where Ava and her friends were sitting and Ben
was walking up to her table real quick.
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So Alex looks over and he notices that Ben is walking to
Ava's table. And he's like, oh, Oh my God,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening.
And he goes, he starts to like walk and you know, the people,
Alex was sitting with her like, Alex, go, go.
He's going to do it. Don't let this happen.
So Alex is basically sprinting over to the table, but he
doesn't get there in time. And he's kind of stops.
He's like, no, I'm too late. So Ben goes up to Ava and goes
Ava. And Ava looks up and he's like,
yes, the next part is the most ridiculous thing I've ever
heard. Ben goes up to her and literally
lifts up both of his arms. You know how like after you run
and you're like really exhausted, you'll put your arms
above your heads to like make it easier to breathe, right?
Or you're told to do that or whatever, right?
That's basically what he did. And you could see Ava's face
like first you saw her nose kind of twitch as she was smelling
what was going on. And then you saw her eyes water,
her face crunch up and and you could almost hear like the well,
it was a bad spell. It was not good.
And Alex is like, oh, no, Oh no, Oh my God.
I'm part, I'm partially
response. Oh my God, I'm partially.
I'm partially responsible. Man, this is on me.
Anyways, Ben goes on to say, so Ava, now that you know, I've let
your senses, you know, acclimate themselves and if you have any
primal urges, wink, wink that are coming up from the, you
know, the surface that are breaking through.
Would you like to go on a date? You know what?
Let's just skip that. Would you like to be my
girlfriend? And Alex is like in his head,
he's like, no, no, Ben, no, Ben, no, no, no.
And so sure enough, you know, Ava's just looking at him,
blinking, not even responding, not laughing or anything.
She's just blinking because she's just so dumbfounded by the
did this kid just did this kid just straight up ask me out?
Because remember, Ava and Ben, they're not friends, they're not
dating each other. They're not close like that.
What? And he also smells terrible.
And and Ben is like, if you don't know your answer yet,
maybe you'll know it in a second.
And Ben literally gets closer to her and like pushes his armpit
in her face and she's like, you get away from me and kind of
pushes him back. He's like looks over at Alex and
Ben's like yells over. Don't worry Alex, don't worry.
Give it a second. You'll see, man, you'll see.
It's crazy. You're not going to believe it.
She's going to fall in love with me.
And Ava looks up. Fall in love with you.
I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are.
I just know that you're a guy who came over here and is
smelling terrible and is pushing his stinky armpits in my face.
No, I will not go out with you. And like, at this point,
everybody in the cafeteria has turned their heads.
Everybody has turned their heads and is looking at this because
it's a scene. It's a spectacle.
I mean, Ben is standing up there with his greased out armpits,
and Ava, known as the prettiest girl in the class, has just
demolished him in front of everyone, spectators of the
entire class. At this point, there's an
awkward silence because people have stopped, Like, they've
stopped speaking because they want to hear what's going on.
And Ben is like, I see, let me know if you change your mind.
And Ava's like, no, I will never change my mind.
As I said, she's a little extra right?
And Ben just walks over to Alex and Alex looks at him.
He's like, dude, dude, I I was trying to come over to tell you
not to do it. Like, I'm sorry, this is my
fault. Ben's like, bro, this is this is
not your fault. She just needs time to realize,
like Ben goes on to say that, you know, this is totally part
of the plan. He knew that there's a chance
that, you know, her like primal senses would be stopped by her
like brain. But it was only a matter of time
till like they breakthrough. And now that he's like broken
through the senses through like essencing out the stink or
whatever that like eventually within like the next 24 hours,
she will come to her senses, maybe privately, maybe not
publicly, but they will be dating.
And Alex is like, dude, you can't seriously think that.
And Ben is like, it's my theory, like I know it's to be true.
You have your opinions and I have my facts.
I'm sorry I stole that from Baskets.
Greatest show ever. RIP Christine.
Baskets bro. Brings a tear to my eye.
ANYWAYS. And so sure enough, next day
rolls around. It has been 24 hours.
And Alex just goes up to Ben. He's like, yo, Ben's like, yo,
what's up? He's like, hey, did did she ask
you out yet? And he's like, no, it hasn't
been 24 hours. Ben looks at his phone, looks at
the time. He's like, dude, it's it's been
like 22 hours. And Ben goes on to say, see,
you're proving my points once again.
My facts destroy your opinions. And Alex is like, OK, but I
mean, she hasn't asked you out yet.
And two hours go by, Alex goes up to him.
And Ben's like, dude, I don't want to talk about it.
Alex is like, that's fine, man. Like, you don't have to prove
anything to me. Like, I get it is like, dude,
you're good, don't worry about it.
Just please go home and take a shower.
And sure enough, Ben, while he actually continued to play
Minecraft, no longer believed the whole caveman philosophy of
you must smell like garbage for women to like you.
And that was partially due to the fact that it doesn't work
and he has first hand experience and why it doesn't work.
And yeah, him and Ava did not ever date from that point on.
It was a pretty bad first impression, by the way.
That was a first impression, practically.
I think they knew of each other beforehand.
But yeah, moral of the story is don't do that, guy.
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Let's call him Dave. So anyways, right, you know,
Dave was in the third grade and in the 3rd grade, like at this
time Minecraft was huge. I mean Minecraft was really big
now, but it was like really, really big back in like 2013,
2014. Dave is quite older, but this is
a story from back in his childhood.
So anyways, right, you know, one thing that was starting to get
pretty big 20/15/2016 I don't totally know exactly when the
story happens, was something called, you know, Minecraft PvP,
where basically people would fight each other in Minecraft.
And there is this kid in Dave's class who we're going to call
Ben because of course we're going to call him Ben.
So anyways, right, you know, Dave and Ben, you know, they
weren't necessarily best friends, but they started to get
to know each other because they both were really into the whole
Minecraft player versus player battles.
And so they would start to like play a little bit, you know,
with each other after school. They would go on Minecraft
servers and they would fight each other.
And it was actually quite fun. So Dave and Ben started to
become friends in class. And The thing is, though, Dave
was not friends with Ben after what is about to happen, which
is absolutely crazy, but you'll have to wait for that one,
right? So anyways, right.
You know, Dave and Ben, you know, they're talking at recess.
So there's out there, there's a swing set at the school's recess
that the school's recess at the school's playground.
So Dave and Dave and Ben, they're both on the swings.
And you know, Ben is like, man, I don't know, I really don't
like Miss Davenport. So Miss Davenport's going to be
the name of their teacher for their math class.
And Dave's like, dude, I know she's the worst.
And Ben's like, bro, like I wish I could just like spend my
entire day getting better at Minecraft PvP, like learning how
to like be better, but instead I have to spend all this time
learning my times tables. Bro, I hate those little side
note, I hated my times tables because I would be like time to
be like, you have to do all these in one minute.
I'm terrible under pressure. I did not, not like those.
But anyways, Dave and Ben, you know, they were talking about
how they really didn't like, you know, the Minecraft, the, the,
the math they had to do in their class and how they thought that
their teacher was like extra, extra mean.
Even though Dave tells me in retrospect, the teacher was
actually super normal. Like she was like, honestly just
trying to teach them the fundamentals of math that they
would need for like the next seven years of schooling.
But at that time, Dave and Ben, the Minecraft kid, they just,
they just didn't get that. So Dave and Ben decided that,
you know what, they were going to pull a prank on their teacher
to somehow get more time to play Minecraft.
So what they were going to do is they were going to find a way to
bring their, like, computers into class and to play Minecraft
like during class so that they can.
Because like, what they were thinking is Dave and Ben, the
Minecraft kid, were like, you know what?
I hate math. When am I actually going to use
it? But you know what I'm using
every day? My Minecraft player versus
player battle skills. Oh, yeah, baby.
So yeah, basically they were thinking to themselves, like, we
got to practice in class because we're wasting all of our time
doing math. This is ridiculous.
So anyways, they conjure up a plan, and the whole plan is that
they will, like, put their backpacks on their desk because
they actually had pretty big desks.
And they would also sit all the way in the back of class and
their backpacks would be like on the desk enough so that it would
be kind of blocking their computers.
Then they'd whip out their computers and you know, they
would have their mouses or whatever and then they would
play Minecraft in class and they just like attach the school
Wi-Fi. This was so far back then that
like the school Wi-Fi, like people like the P, the
administrators in the school didn't even know about like how
to do like Wi-Fi blocking. You know how like some like when
you go to school Wi-Fi, you can't look up certain sites or
use certain things. This is back in the day when
like they didn't even know about this.
They're just like, oh, Internet connection, cool.
Anyone can use it. We don't really care.
I don't know if every school was like this, but at least Dave and
Ben school it was like this. So anyways, the next day rolls
around and they bring their computers into school.
And on the way out, Dave's mom was like, oh honey, why do you
have your computer with you? And you know, Dave was like, I
need to think quick on the spot. He's like, we need it for class.
And Dave's mom's like, oh cool. So anyways, Dave goes into
school. He meets up with Ben before
class. He's like, bro, Are you ready?
And Ben's like, yeah, dude, I got my, you know, I got my PC,
I'm ready for this. So they go into class and they
both sit in the back of the class.
And the teacher's like, all right, class today we'll be
learning about long division. By the way, screw long division.
That is the worst thing ever. But anyways, right, So Dave and
Ben, you know, they're sitting in the back of class.
They pull out their backpacks and they put them on their desk.
And the teacher kind of looks over and doesn't think anything
of it. She's like weird, but if you
want, if you want to have less desk space, then be my guest,
bro. Like that's not on me, that's on
you. So whatever.
And then Dave and Ben, you know, they pull out their computers
and then they pull out their mice and they barely have enough
room to fit everything on there. But barely is still is still it.
You know they still have enough room even if it's barely enough
room. So anyways, right, they get
their laptops out, they connect to the Wi-Fi they're in, they're
like, all right, this is perfect.
So they go on whatever player versus player Minecraft server
where they can fight each other and other people.
I don't know if it was Hypixel back in the day.
I don't know if it was like like a bad lion or whatever.
I don't even know. I don't know the history that
well. But they go on their server,
right? And the thing about like
Minecraft PvP, if you don't know when you fight someone in
Minecraft, you normally have like a sword Normally, yeah.
I mean, you can have like bow rod, lava buck, you can have a
lot of stuff, but normally it's sword fighting and for sword
fighting you need to click and neither of these kids have auto
clickers or anything like this. So they wanted to swing their
sword, they needed to click. And The thing is, right, they
didn't have some kind of like ghost mouse that makes no sounds
when you click it, which I don't know even if that's a thing
because like, why would you want that?
Except for this very specific situation, which doesn't come up
often. Well, actually, I don't know,
man. I mean, I'm not typically in
class pretending to be like hiding behind like a backpack
secretly playing Minecraft, ignoring my math schools or my
math my like math class or whatever.
That doesn't normally happen. But anyways, right.
So The thing is, for them to play, they need to be clicking.
And remember, this class isn't super loud and rowdy and no one
else is on their computers and no one else is clicking a mouse.
So they don't even really think of this.
They're just like Dave and Ben are just so excited to the fact
that they're able to play Minecraft during their math
class. Do they legitimately just start?
They get on the server and they go, actually, I have a mouse
with me right now. They just start going.
They just start going crazy and they're clicking away and
they're fighting people and they're doing pretty well,
right? So Dave is super focused right
now. He's playing this kid who's
actually pretty good, and they're really close.
They're basically have the same number of hits.
And he hears Ben whisper. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave and, or
And Dave's like Ben, stop, stop. I'm in the middle of a fight.
And that's when the teacher says.
Then he hears his name again, but he hears Dave and sure
enough, it is Miss Davenport. And he looks up and he
immediately closes his computer. And this point, like Ben is
like, Oh my God. And Dave is like, hi, Miss
Davenport, how's it going? Miss Davenport?
Hey, how's it going there? What's good, Miss Davenport?
And sure enough, like Miss Davenport's like you, too.
You're coming with me. And they pack their bags, and
they walk up to the principal's office, and they get in trouble
because you're not supposed to be doing that in class.
And yeah, And the principal, you know, ends up calling their
parents. And, you know, when Dave gets
back, Cave's mom's like, you were playing Minecraft.
You were playing, like, video games.
I don't know if she knew if it was Minecraft.
Exactly so. You were playing.
Video games in class, you're supposed to be paying attention
like you know, this is foundational material for the
rest of your like the rest of your academic career like you're
going to be in college and college math class and you're
going to be thinking back. Why didn't I pay attention to
that long division, bro? I've never done long division
like since 7th since 4th grade bro, just a little tip.
I mean learn it because you need to pass, but I've never used
that stuff again. Oh my God.
Anyways, though, Dave is not happy and you know Ben is also
not happy. So the next day, you know, while
they did get in trouble, they still had their recess
privileges. So they went out back to the
swing set and they were. And Ben is like dude, dude, Miss
Davenport is the worst. And Dave's like bro, bro, bro
bro 100% she is the worst. Even though like in retrospect,
Dave tells me that Miss Davenport was literally just
doing her job and that Dave back then and Ben, his friend were
just a bunch of dumb kids. But anyways, at the time Dave
and Ben were like bro, she is the worst.
We need to actually get back at her for what she did to us.
Daves, like bro, what were you thinking?
And Bens, like, you know what, last night I was just so angry
that I was sitting there and I was just trying to come up with
something. I was trying to come up with an
epic prank that would truly get her.
So Dave and Ben end up doing something, which you guys will
hear in just a little bit. That is something that I have to
do a little bit of a disclaimer. Do not do this.
I have personally never done it. And I actually don't know anyone
who's done this. And it's also pretty illegal.
And it's it's it's a jerk move and you should never do
something like this. That's just my disclaimer coming
from me so I can freely tell the rest of the story.
So anyways, on the swing set, Dave and Ben, since they live
close to each other and they're allowed to kind of roam around,
Ben's like dude, I figured out exactly where Miss Davenport
lives last night. And Dave's like bro, what?
And Ben's like dude, Miss Davenport, she lives really
close to us. Like she lives like 5 minutes
away. And Dave's like bro, OK, what do
you want me to do with this information?
And Ben's like, dude, my mom just bought eggs and she
probably so much stuff goes in her fridge, she won't notice if
she loses some eggs, right? And Ben's like, or Dave's like,
bro, Ben, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
And that's when Ben says you and me tonight we're going to go
Edgar house for what she did to us.
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So anyways, right at this point, Dave and Ben, you know, they,
they kind of commit to, you know, doing the thing that
they're going to do. And after school, you know,
they, they basically have a plan to tell their parents that
they're going on a night, like a night time walk at like 8, and
then they're going to meet up at a certain place.
So anyways, it's like 755 and Dave's starting to get
butterflies in his stomach like this is really crazy.
He's starting to feel really like weird about this.
But he's like, you know what, screw it, I'm just going through
with it. So it's 8:00 he walks out there
and he meets up with his friend Ben and sure enough, Ben has
four eggs in his hand. So they're not going to like,
you know, some get they're not going to load up a Gatling gun
with 1000 eggs and completely like, I don't know, they're not
going to turn her egg her, her house into an omelette or
anything like that. But they're still going to egg
the house, which once again, disclaimer, do not do, do not
ever do. It's not even like cool or
anything like that. You're an idiot if you do it
anyways because you will get in trouble, dumbass.
But anyways, Dave and Ben, they start walking over and they're
hiding the eggs right there. They walk over to where Miss
Davenport's houses and they sneak around over and then they
hide in the bushes, right? And Dave turns to Ben.
He's like, dude, Are you sure about this?
And Ben's like, don't forget what she did to us.
And with that, Dave gets, Dave gets a little angry.
He takes one of the eggs. He's like on three.
And then Ben takes one of his eggs.
He's like, all right. And Dave's like 32 one and then
two eggs splat and then he's like, alright, we got to fire
this one quickly. They take both of them again and
sure enough, they got four eggs right across the side of the
house. And this time they need to get
out of there so they don't run away, but they kind of like
power walk away and they kind of sneak out of there and they
watch and they hear the door open.
But by that time they are out of sight.
So Dave and Ben quickly like power walk away and they go out
of sight, out of distance. They're like, Oh my God, Oh my
God, that was crazy. They're like, we totally got her
and Dave is like, we totally got her.
And Ben's like, I don't know, Dave's like, dude, we totally
got her. Like how could you want to get
her more? And once again, Ben's like, I
don't know, man, I, I don't know if that was enough.
And Dave's like, well, that was enough for me.
So sure enough, they go back, you know, they go back home,
they go to bed, you know, the next day wake up and you know,
you know, they go to school and they're sitting and you know,
once again, they go back to their, their swing set.
And Dave is like, man, I don't know, I just don't feel
satisfied with what happened. I feel like she deserves more.
And at this point Ben's like bro or Dave's like bro Ben, What do
you mean? We got her, we got her house, we
got her good. And Ben's just like, man, I
don't know, Dave, like I just, I just don't feel like we actually
did get her good. I feel like, I feel like there's
still more that can be done. The right, the wrong has not
been righted. And Dave like bro, chill out.
The the wrong has definitely been righted, which by the way,
2 wrongs do not equal a right, bro, but and anyways, right.
So sure enough, they go back to class and they're sitting there
and you know, Miss Davenport calls on Ben.
Ben doesn't know the answer and doesn't embarrass him from the
whole class. But bro, when you get called on
and you very clearly are not trying to have your hand raised
because you're not trying to get called on and the teacher calls
on you in class and everyone looks and you turn around and
you're like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
That's embarrassing. But apparently that was just
like, that was the last straw for Ben.
And as they're like, so they're school is out or not school's
out, but school's out for the day.
They're going to, they're waiting in to be picked up by
their parents. And Ben walks up to Dave and is
like, bro, I'm getting revenge. I miss Davenport for
embarrassing me today. And you know, Dave's or Dave's
like, bro, what are you talking about?
And Ben's like, dude, she's been crazy recently.
And what we did was just like, it was a, it was a little drop
in the bucket. It really means nothing.
But I'm going to get her tomorrow and I'm going to use my
Minecraft skills to get her back.
I'm going to, you put my training to good, good use.
And Dave looked at him and had literally no idea what he was
gonna do, so he was like, okay man, cool.
So anyways, the next day rolls around and once again before
class they're at recess and they're sitting on the swings.
Dave and Ben always sit on the swings together.
No one else really uses the swings, so they're kind of like,
it's a place they always go to. And Dave is just talking.
And Ben's like, bro, you're going to want to be in class
today. And Dave's like, dude, of course
I'm going to be in class Like, what?
What would I do if I skipped it? Sit in the bathroom, dude.
Like, what? Because remember, they didn't
really have phones then. I mean, phones were a thing, but
since they were kids, they didn't really have it.
But anyways, Ben goes on, Bro, you're going to want to be
there. And Dave's like, OK, like, you
want to tell me? And Ben's like, Nope, it's going
to be a surprise. But just know the Miss Davenport
is not going to want to mess with me or anyone else,
including you after this. And Dave's like, OK man, cool.
So they get to class and, you know, they Dave.
Dave sits next to Ben and he looks over and there's
something's weird with Ben's bag.
And that's when Dave realizes, you know, there's like, fake
plushy Minecraft diamond swords that you can buy online, like
the little toy things. Yeah.
One of those, the handle of that was sticking out of his, was
sticking out of his backpack. And Dave looks at Ben, is
whispering like, dude, why is there, Why is there a diamond
sword in your backpack? And Ben's like, bro, you're
going to see dude. And Dave's like, OK, what?
And Daves, like, brow, just wait.
It's gonna be crazy. And Daves like, all right, man,
I'll trust you on this one. So sure enough, right, Ben is
kind of just waiting to be called on.
And sure enough, Miss Davenport, like, all right, Ben, can you
answer this? Because she was going around
just asking people. And Benjy's like, Miss
Davenport, I did not raise my hand.
And Miss Davenport's like, well, sometimes I call them people.
It's just part of the class. And Ben is like, stands up.
He's like, that is the last time that you disrespect me, ma'am.
And he reaches into his backpack and grips out his diamond sword.
And Dave is like, oh, my God, this guy's gone off the rocker.
And he starts swinging around like and Miss Davenport's like,
and what is that? Like why?
Why do you have like a little fake plastic sword or whatever?
And Dave is like you or Ben is like, you don't understand.
He starts walking towards your swing, yet everyone in the class
is dead silent. They're like, bro, this kids
gone insane. Oh my God.
But anyways, right. So Dave or not Dave, Ben is
walking towards him with the sword.
Miss Davenport's like dude, she doesn't say OK.
Miss Davenport the teacher, the 40 year old math teacher, does
not say dude, but she's like. Ben put that down.
Immediately and you're coming with me to the, you know, the
principal's office and Ben's like, no, you've disrespected
me, my brethren, for too long. And he goes up and he's like.
Any last words? And you know, Miss Davenport's
like Ben, put that thing down. Immediately you and I are going
to the principal's off. Cut off mid sentence.
Why would she cut off mid sentence?
Well, because at that point Ben had enough and he swung with the
diamond sword. However, he got too close to
her, so when he swung with the diamond sword, he held the
diamond sword in his first so tightly that when he swung, he
didn't hit her only with the diamond sword.
He accidentally hit her with his first that was clutching onto
the diamond sword so tightly that he basically just square
punched in the. Face.
And at this point, it was such like, I know he's just a little
kid, but just like the shock and the momentum and just somehow he
got it just right that he went whoopa.
And this Adam Port stood there for like a second and then just
collapsed on the floor and everyone, their mouths were just
gaping open. They were just like what?
What is going? What is going on?
What? And so OK, so sure enough, one
girl just runs out of the room immediately and Ben is kind of
the standing there just kind of shocked with what happened.
Because bro, you're not expecting to knock out the
teacher with your diamond sword. I don't care how delusional you
are. Like, you were just not
expecting that to happen. And, you know, Ben's just
standing there. He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What I do, What I do? And when the class is like Oh my
God. Is she dead?
Oh my. She was not dead, she's just
knocked out. But within like 5 minutes the
girl that ran out actually ran out just to go get like help
from like security or whatever. And sure enough security walks
in and they look at what's happening.
They see the kid with the diamond sword and the teacher
slumped over and the girl points to him and says that's the kid.
Security goes up, grabs Ben, is you're coming with us.
And the other security officer goes and checks like Miss
Davenport's pulse to make sure that she wasn't like actually,
you know, destroyed by that. And sure not she was fine, but
like, she was knocked out. They call an ambulance.
Ambulance comes over. Miss Davenport starts coming
back too. You know, she's given water,
electrolytes, whatever. And Dave is sitting there like
home. Oh my God.
So Ben actually gets up getting expelled from the school.
He's not suspended, he's not in trouble.
He's expelled from the school. They have like a 0 tolerance for
anything like that. However, you know, there was
some questioning to Ben about like the recent like egging to
her house because she did report it to the school and Ben
thankful Dave thankful, like thankful to Ben.
Ben did not say anything. Ben kept his mouth shut, said he
knew nothing of it, that that was ridiculous.
And they didn't look any further into it.
And Ben and Dave never really spoke that much afterwards
because Dave's mom, like, I don't want you hanging out with
Ben. He's a bad influence and all
that kind of stuff. And to this day, Dave and Ben
have not seen each other since. And Dave does not know where Ben
is. Ben might be at some other
school. Like, Dave thinks that, like,
the parents moved because he actually walked over to see,
like, if Ben was at his house because he wanted to, like, to
see how he was doing. And it was like a totally
different family in that house when he went over.
It was kind of weird, but whatever.
Right. And yeah, to this day, Dave has
no idea what's happening and it was probably the craziest story
of his life. Today I got a story time of a of
another one of these Minecraft kids deciding to fight back
against his babysitter in a quite unconventional way, you
might say. I mean, I bet you can read the
title right now. So yeah, with that being said,
sit back, relax, subscribe if you haven't already.
And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this
story to me. Let's call him Ryan.
So Ryan was friends with this kid who really liked Minecraft.
So we're calling him the Minecraft kid because that
always works in the title and you guys like the Minecraft kid
stories and I like telling them. But anyways, right, Ryan was
invited over to this kid who he didn't know that well and we're
just going to call him the Minecraft kid.
So anyways, right, Ryan was invited over to the Minecraft
kids house to well, you know, play Minecraft with him.
The idea was he was going to go over on a Friday night and play
some bed wars with this kid. Honestly sounds like a pretty
sick Friday night if you know what I mean.
However, he didn't really know much about this kid and he only
kind of just started to know him because Ryan's mom and the
Minecraft kids mom became friends like a couple months ago
when they're both volunteering for something.
Or maybe they just met. I don't know why, but Ryan's mom
and the Minecraft kids mom became friends.
And for that reason, you know, Ryan's mom's like, oh, I have a
son about your son's age. They should totally hang out.
And since Ryan knew nothing about the Minecraft kid at their
first like interaction, which wasn't like a sleepover playdate
type thing, he was like, So what do you like to do?
And he's like, I like to play Minecraft.
He's like, cool, do you like to play bed wars?
And he's like, yeah, it's my favorite game.
So they bonded over it. So anyways, Ryan was heading
over to the Minecraft kids house and Ryan's mom told him, hey,
just so you know, the Minecraft kids mom is not going to be
there. She's going to be out for
something. However, they hired a babysitter
and the Minecraft kids mom should be back by like 10 or 11.
And Ryan was like, all right, that's totally fine.
I don't really care. It's not like we would have been
hanging out with the Minecraft kids mom and having her play in
our bed wars trios or something, man.
So it's fine. So Ryan gets over to the
Minecraft kids house and when he gets there, no one greets him at
the door. He kind of stands there for a
second and he knocks on it. And he stands there for like a
little more time. And he hears noises coming from
upstairs. And it's a two-story house and
there's a there's a window right above them and the window is
open and he can hear noises. And you know what noises he
hears? He hears block placing noises.
He hears a golden apple eating noises.
He hears bed and presumably the babysitter or who we thought the
babysitter was, which now was the babysitter.
That isn't like the big secret of the story.
But the babysitter comes and, you know, opens the door and
says, hey, so sorry, Minecraft kids upstairs.
I'm, you know, making dinner right now for you guys.
It'll be ready in like 30 minutes.
So make sure you're not in the middle of the game in like half
an hour. And now Ryan's like, all right,
that sounds pretty cool. So he goes up the stairs.
He opens the door and the Minecraft kids like, what's
good, bro? I'm in the middle of a game.
Get your like, laptop out and set your stuff up.
And will go into like double S in just a second.
And so sure enough. And by the way, guys, bed wars
is it's a Minecraft game where you can like it's fun.
You should go look it up and play it maybe.
But just for context, it's a video game on Minecraft.
But anyways, right. So he sets up his his gaming
setup or whatever, he gets that all ready.
And yeah, sure enough, the Minecraft kid eventually wins
his game. Great work, Minecraft kid.
Not so great work at later the night, as you can tell by the
title. But yeah, anyways, Ryan and the
Minecraft Kid, they start playing some some Bed Wars duos,
life's pretty good. And that's until they're in the
middle of a game and it's really, really intense, right?
It's getting really down to the wire.
If you know a thing or two about Bed Wars, all the beds have been
broken and they're really just both of them.
Ryan and the Minecraft Kid are super stacked.
They have their golden apples, they have their diamond armor.
Yes, they sweated to diamond armor.
And the two people that were remaining were about as good as
they were and they were playing for for all the marvels at this
point, man, this was pretty intense.
And that's when the babysitter yells, all right, guys, time for
dinner. And the Minecraft kids like
what? One second yells down that.
And you know, the Ryan and the Minecraft kid are like, all
right, how we going to do this? Do we go in?
Do we wait? And the Minecraft kid is a big
fan of like camping, which in a video game, when you're camping,
that basically just means that like, you're staying on
defensive ground and you're waiting for the opponent to come
to you. Which in bed wars, if you're
super, super stacked, that can kind of give you the advantage
because you can always drop golems.
You got hometown advantage. If you have the regen thing.
Camping is an OK strategy super late game.
But that also means that the game's going to be a long time.
And Ryan says to the Minecraft kid, hey, man, do you think we
should like be aggressive and we should be the one attacking them
because like, you know, our food is like, dinner is ready.
Do you think we should just go do that for the sake of doing
that just so we can and we'll play another game when we come
back, the Minecraft kids like no, like I know that we'll win
like we have prop 4 diamond. They don't they But if we go to
them, there's a chance that they knock us off.
We fall while going they fireball us over.
It's just a lot more dangerous to go over.
He said we're staying here and Ryan, who doesn't really care.
He's like, all right, man, sure, we'll stay here.
And then, you know, a minute later the babysitter says, guys,
you don't want dinner to get cold and Minecraft kids like one
second, which it wasn't going to be a second.
Like it was going to be probably like 5-10 minutes on average
remaining of the game and so. Yeah.
Ryan and the. Minecraft kid were waiting it
out. And the thing was, the other
team was camping too, which basically means that they were
both just collecting gear and such, and they weren't attacking
each other. So then the babysitter was, you
know, yelled up again, like, guys like, come on, like, I made
you something like I told you not to be in the middle of a
game. And he's like, once again.
The Minecraft kid instead. Of saying, hey, I'm so sorry.
Can we be down there in 5 to 10 minutes?
Like, I apologize, He's like one second.
Just keep yelling down one second.
And the babysitter kind of did something that she probably
shouldn't have. Like it just wasn't that deep.
But I think the babysitter. Was kind of getting mad that you
know, they just were refusing come down when she, you know,
she was sweating out some good food or whatever.
So the babysitter, what she does is she goes to the Wi-Fi Routem,
and yes, you can probably already guess, unplugs it and
replugs it, which basically if your Wi-Fi, at least in my case,
whenever my Wi-Fi is super slow or just kind of sucks, I go to
the Wi-Fi Rotem or router or whatever.
I go Rotem. What am I saying?
I go to the Wi-Fi router and I think I combine router and
modem. My fault.
I go to my Wi-Fi router or box, unplug it, replug it, Wi-Fi is
down. For.
Like 5 minutes, but then it comes back nice and fresh and
clean. However, the Wi-Fi goes down.
So basically, right, Ryan and the Minecraft kid are in the
middle of a match and like they start like, you know, they start
to go to like buy something from the store and Ryan's clicking on
it, but it's not registering it. And Ryan's like dude, dude,
dude, dude, I I think I'm disconnecting And at this point,
right, if you disconnect, you lose.
And the Minecraft kids like no, no, it's not working.
Why can't I place blocks? Why are things not registering?
And then both at the same time they get a message like kick,
not kick, but like it disconnects from high pixel like
no connection. And the Minecraft kids like no,
oh, started slamming his first and Ryan, who doesn't really
care and looks at the Minecraft kid and Minecraft kid was like I
was on. A99 win streak.
I, I won 99 games in a row. I was going to go to 100.
I've been recording the whole thing.
I was going to clip it and post it on YouTube.
Man I. Was about to get 100.
Basically, he was pretty upset. So Ryan and the Minecraft kit.
Ryan just looks at the Minecraft kit and be like, all right, man,
I'm so sorry. Like we'll grind it out tonight.
We'll get you back to at least. Halfway, which was a lie.
They were not going to play, nevertheless win 50 games in a
row. But, you know, Ryan's just
trying to calm the air. And he's like, yeah, man, don't
worry, We'll get back to it. So they walked down and the
babysitter is waiting there and she's like, guys, like I asked
you to come down. If you weren't going to come
down, you should have at least told me.
I would have put it back in the stove.
Now the food is cold. It really took me, you know,
turning off the Wi-Fi to get you guys to come down.
Teenagers these days or not teen, I guess it's she, she's a
teenager. She's the babysitter, I guess
preteens these days. And that's when Brian is like,
Oh my God, she turned out the Wi-Fi.
That's why we frozen the game. And Ryan looks over at the
Minecraft kid whose face he's just stood there like he's been
frozen by, like a spell that turns you to stone.
He's just frozen there looking at her, her.
His like, jaw starts to slack a little bit, like, Oh my God, Oh
my God, it was you. It was you who got in between me
and the 100 Bed Wars win streak. Real quick comment Minecraft if
you made it this far into the video is that will be the secret
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It boosts the channel YouTube likes watch time.
Anyways. So right now remember Ryan and
the Minecraft kid just lost in a very important game for the
Minecraft kid. He almost got a 100 win win
streak, which is pretty, pretty impressive, I'm not going to
lie. But unfortunately, the
babysitter who kind of like overreacted a little bit, got
mad and unplugged the Wi-Fi and that made them lose the game.
But they probably were actually going to win.
And so when they walked down, they have no idea that the
babysitter was the reason why they lost the game until the
babysitter said, it's like Hawkeyes, like I really had to
pull the Wi-Fi plug to get you guys down here like crazy out.
Like preteens are these days or kids on their phones too much
like when that like old man behavior type thing.
You know, this girl was like 17 or something.
And the Minecraft kid is just so angry.
He's like you, you're the reason I lost my Minecraft game.
And she's like, sorry, like should have come down faster or
should have least told me. And she goes to sit down.
And Ryan is also like, all right, well, this is going to be
a little awkward, but whatever, I'm still going down to sit down
like, whatever. Like he's not going to react to
that ridiculously. How do I say this?
Yeah, No, he acted ridiculously. The Minecraft kid waits until
the girl sits. Or the babysitter.
She's 17. I guess she's still like a girl.
I guess she is. I get.
I don't know. She waits till the babysitter,
right sits down. And when the babysitter sits
down, the Minecraft kid runs up to her, grabs a chair.
This is like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Grabs a chair, turns around, pulls down his pants and rips,
rips up. Dude I'm 19 years old and I'm
telling you about Minecraft kid revenge farting in someones
face. I'm doing it, I'm going through
with it. I'm already so I'm too far in
the story to turn around. The Minecraft kid after getting
on the chair ripping down his pants farts in the babysitters
face directly her eye while it was open.
If you don't know the reason why the fart smells bad because
there's a lot of gross particles in it and when the gross
particles get into your eye, your eye can get infected and it
can be really bad. So the babysitter legitimately
falls out of her chair and starts like screaming because
like the because apparently he really ripped 1.
He really ripped one man, and her eye was open and was really
close. And Ryan was like, well, so this
kid and I have one thing in common.
We like bad wars, and we have nothing else in common.
And this will probably be the last time I ever hang out with
him. And yeah, so the babysitter's
like, what did you do? Why would you do that?
Like, that's so ridiculous and disgusting.
Like my eye, it burns. Oh my God.
Oh my. Eye it burns like why would you
do that like and Ryan looks at the.
Minecraft kid and the Minecraft kid is.
Literally laughing. It's like.
And then Ryan's like, Oh my God. This kids because the thing.
Was Ryan's thinking to himself, Dude, this kid must do this all
the time. Because like, you're not just
going to think to yourself, wow. I'm so angry at this person.
Let me wait until they sit down, grab a chair, stand on it, turn
around, pull down my pants, and fart directly, point blank into
their face. That's just not something that
comes to you in the heat of the moment.
That, I mean, maybe, maybe I'm just built different from all
you guys. I really don't know, but that
definitely doesn't come to me. But sure enough, right, the
babysitter eventually gets up and Ryan and the Minecraft kid
look at her face and her left eye is red and swollen and
Ryan's like, Oh my God, that is definitely not a coincidence.
And the babysitter is like, move out of my way.
And she moves past both of them, goes and finds the home phone
'cause I guess her phone was an honor or something, and
legitimately calls. 911. An ambulance, which, OK, that
was maybe a little excessive, but maybe I wouldn't drive if my
eyes were impaired and I thought that they were going to be
infected and it would have been bad.
And she walks back in the room and she's like angry, but also
very clearly in pain, right? And she's like, her hand is over
her eye and she's like, you like, why would you do that?
The Minecraft kids like, well, I was actually on a 99 win streak
and you pulled the plug and I lost my 99 win.
She's like, and you projectiled all your stuff out of your butt.
Oh, God, how can I? How can I have a straight face
and tell the story anyway? She's like and you probably gave
me a raging infection. My eye burns like if I lose
sight I'm suing. Your.
She was getting mad and eventually right, the ambulance
does come, she explains the ridiculousness.
Of the situation. The guy, I mean, she's put she
sits in the ambulance, drives to the hospital, they check her out
or whatever. But remember, this is from
Ryan's perspective. So we don't exactly know what
the doctor says. Ryan's mom, who got really
invest in the situation afterwards said that like the
doctors like her, her eye is fine now, but the doctor said
that like it really could have gone S if she didn't go there
like immediately, which is insane.
So anyways, right, Ryan and the Minecraft kid are legitimately
just in this house alone. And that's when the Minecraft
kids mom comes back early, super angry and upset because the
babysitter sent a message to, you know, his mom explaining
everything and why that she he she had to leave the premises
immediately. So the Minecraft kids mom had to
leave whatever she was doing to come back and she was like walks
in. She's like you turns the
Minecraft kid like you did it. You pulled off, you pulled a
face fart on someone. Again, we've already talked
about this and Ryan, who is still there.
He's already, by the way, he's already texted his.
Mom to come? Pick him up.
It's just like. Again, I mean.
He had a. Sneaking suspicion that this was
not a first time thing. As I said in the heat of the
moment, you don't think to, you know, use your butt as a weapon.
But he's like, again, this is a thing.
And the Minecraft is like, but mom, I was on a 99 bed wars win
streak and she's like, that's enough.
You don't want my bed wars for you forever and my grandkids
like man no no. Mom, I promise I won't fart at
anyone else's face again. What am I doing with my life
anyways? Right?
So Ryan's mom comes and Ryan's mom's like, hey, so sorry things
were weird today, like. I'm just going to pick Ryan up.
Thank you so much for having him over.
Ryan, come with me now. And you know, Ryan walks over
and goes in the. Back seat of the car and Ryan's
mom is like. So do you want to elaborate on I
need to pick you up right now? My friend farted in the
babysitter's eye and now she's at the hospital.
And Ryan did elaborate and it really didn't add any clarity to
the situation. In fact, Ryan's mom just became
more clicking the video on screen.
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I got a pretty crazy story for you guys.
It's about a Minecraft kid that gets so angry and jealous of the
subscriber that he actually smashes his computer in front of
everyone to get quote UN quote revenge.
Don't worry, karma does get him. But anyway, subscribe if you're
new and let's just jump right into this.
So we're going to call today's subscriber who submitted the
story Brendan. By the way, if the if the
gameplay in the for bed wars really sucks in the background.
I recorded it a month ago. I'm pretty better now.
But anyways, we're calling this guy Brendan who submitted this
story. So anyways, Brendan was in class
or was in the same grade as this kid who we're going to call the
Minecraft kid because his entire identity was being a was kind of
like around being super great at Minecraft player versus player
battles. He was known as the one who is
so great 20 ways right? People just called a Minecraft
kid. But anyways, there's also a girl
who we're going to call Haley because that may or may not be
the the girl I'm trying to marry in Stardew Valley right now.
I gave her the bouquet. I'm winning guys.
Anyway, great game. By the way, I should stop being
distracted. Watch time will be bad.
Anyways, there's this girl who we're going to call Haley and
both Brendan and the Minecraft kid had an interest in her.
The difference was Brendan actually talked to her.
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But anyways, right, Brendan actually talked to Haley and
they were getting along pretty well and the Minecraft kid
literally never did. The Minecraft kid thought that
his magical and powerful skills at Minecraft would literally
just be so great and so wonderful and so enticing to the
women, right, that he would, he wouldn't have to talk to, to
make her fall in love with them. She would just see his epic PvP
bed wars abilities and she'd be like, Oh my God, I'm certain I'm
not, I'm not thrown in that joke.
Never mind. I, I, I got a family friendly
audience on here. I forgot.
ANYWAYS, right, so Brendan or the Minecraft kid was aware that
Brendan was probably also trying to go for Haley because Brandon
was talking to her all the time. It kind of the word around it,
like kind of the word on the street was that, you know,
Brandon and Haley, Oh my God, they're going to be a thing
soon. Dude, they're in 6th grade.
Great. Like that's, that's how it goes.
Oh my God, are they going to get the fifth base?
AKA holding hands? Oh my God.
Anyways, right, so the Minecraft kid comes up to Brendan one day.
And remember, Brendan and the Minecraft kid aren't necessarily
boys. In fact, they don't even know
each other that well. But the Minecraft?
Kid is like so I see that you're trying to court Haley and and
Brendan's mind he's like bro this is 20 whatever right I
think this story was a little old.
I'm not sure I actually don't know when the story happened.
It was submitted to me on my, my Instagram.
You can go follow it. You should go follow it anyways.
Brandon's saying to himself, did this guy just say court?
Like it's literally the 21st century.
Are you serious? And then the Minecraft kid goes
on to say, Ioffer you like Ioffer you like a quest or I, I,
I I ask you that we duel in Minecraft.
To. Decide who will get Haley's hand
in dating and I mean, Brandon was kind of just like in his
head he's like, all right, well, first of all, I'm not dating her
Second of all, the winner of a Minecraft PvP battle is not
going to decide who she decides, right.
It's not up to them This isn't like, I don't know, the barbaric
era of like, oh, yeah, like, I actually have like, all men have
control. Women have no say like, oh, I
want to marry you so you're marrying me.
And also, I don't think there ever was an era where you did
PvP battles to decide who was like, you know, who would marry
the girl. I'm Minecraft, I get all the
women as that's never been true. It doesn't matter what parallel
universe or anything like that you go into.
Man, I am sorry. Minecraft sweats.
I am so sorry, but Brendan, who kind of knows that, you know,
he's going to be getting with Haley anyways, thinks to
himself, all right, well, this will be kind of funny.
Like whatever, man, who cares? So Brendan says sure, we'll do a
PvP battle to decide who gets Haley's hand because he's kind
of laughing, he's kind of goofing.
But The thing is that Minecraft kid takes it super seriously.
He's like, yes, you fool, don't you know that I am super great
at Minecraft? And Brendan's like a chill out
bro, like, all right, all right, yeah, we'll we'll PvP fight to,
to decide who gets Haley's hand in marriage, lol.
Like OK, so. Sure enough, the Minecraft kid
is like, all right, tomorrow at recess, we go to the table.
Basically at their school, there was a table where if kids wanted
to bring in their computers, if they were in the 6th grade or
higher, they could and they could play on them.
I know at my school you weren't even allowed to have your phone
out, but I guess each school is a little different.
So basically, right, The next day rolls around and Brandon and
the Minecraft kid, they both bring their gaming setups, which
I guess both of them have laptops because I play Minecraft
on a laptop, man, I don't have I don't have a desktop that's I
want to be able to move my thing around.
But anyways, right, they both bring in their computers and
Brandon just has a kind of a crappy MacBook Air.
And this is coming from someone who up to my first 100,000
subscribers on YouTube. I got all my Minecraft gameplay
from my MacBook Air at like 20 frames per second.
So I understand the struggle bro, I get it.
So anyways, Brandon comes in with his crappy MacBook Air and
the Minecraft kid comes in with his like I don't know, his
Alienware $3000 super gaming laptop with his super fancy
keyboard and takes him like 5 minutes to get a setup all
perfect. He's like, all right, I'm ready.
And so sure enough, you know, they both sit down and Brendan
is like, all right, so how are we doing this?
And the Minecraft kid is like, all right, we're going to play
one game of Bed Wars. Yeah, Bed Wars.
And you know, Brent, at first Brendan was like, bro, how are
we going to do that? But then the Minecraft kid said
that he had the like, MVP plus plus rank on Hypixel, which
Hypixel is a server that lets you play Bed Wars, which is the
game I was playing in the very beginning.
And if you have plus like MVP, you can make private games where
it's just you and your friends. So anyways, the Minecraft kid
sent a dual request to Brendan or a bed wars party, whatever.
Anyways, all you got to know is they were playing Minecraft and
they were playing bed wars and it was just them.
It was just Brendan and the Minecraft kid in a game and sure
enough, they enter the bed wars game and you know, they you
know, they're doing the stuff you do in bed wars.
Put down the bed defense and you know what happens?
Brendan is at middle, he's gathering emeralds, which is a
good material to get. However, you know, his bed was
exposed or he wasn't at his bed. He saw a bed destroyed message,
which basically means in bed wars, if your bed breaks, you
will not respond. So sure enough, the Minecraft
kid had like, I don't know, God bridged over with his crazy
10,000 clicks per second mouse. Definitely using vape or
something but whatever man. And so sure enough, you know the
the Minecraft kid comes to middle and Brandon and him, they
showdown for a PvP fight. They're going to decide who gets
Haley, even though Brandon knows that one, he's not good at
Minecraft and the Minecraft kid is, and two, this will not
decide who gets Haley. This is hilarious.
He just did it because it's funny lol.
So anyways, they enter their PvP battle and they go in and
Brandon loses because he is just simply worse.
And the Minecraft kid after, you know, hitting, you know, Brandon
enough times with a sword that he dies.
It's like yes, Haley is mine. And everyone who cuz remember
it's a recess time cuz dude they had like I don't know if it's
called a recess but they had like a break period.
So everyone was kind of around there, and a bunch of kids turn
around and they're kind of like, what?
What, Huh. Are you OK, Sir?
And sure enough, the Minecraft kid is like you fool, you should
never. Have dueled me for Haley.
'S hand in dating in Minecraft. You should have known by my
reputation that I would have absolutely slapped you.
And Brandon looks at him with his face of like, yeah man, that
sucks. Wow, that is just too.
Bad. This kind of reminds me of the
first season of Parks and. Rec if you saw that.
Where this isn't really a spoiler, but.
Andy really wants. To get his girlfriend back.
So we like offers like a pool game with this guy named Mark
who disappears after season 1. I don't know, maybe the actor
wanted to do something else and he's kind of like, Oh yeah, I'll
bet and the the girlfriend of Mark at the time on this pool
game and Andy wins. He's like, yes, she's mine.
But reality sits at it kind of kicks in and he's like, but I
want her fair and square. Same thing here.
So the Minecraft kid is still like, I don't know, Fortnite W,
like doing the little dances, doing the L dance, doing the
little other cringe stuff. He's like, Haley is mine.
I didn't even have to talk to her and she's going to be my
girlfriend. I'm going to go to 10th base and
hold her hand and and Brandon at this point.
Is like really trying to hold back a smile.
He's like, all right. This is so funny, dude.
Don't blow it. Don't make it apparent.
And he's like, yeah, man, you totally, oh, man, I can't do
this. You totally won you.
I can't do this, man. He's just, he's really trying to
do it. He's like, yeah, you totally won
Haley's hand and dating because you beat me in Minecraft.
Yep, that's totally what happened.
Holding back the laughter, holding back the tears at this
point. And sure enough, right,
Brandon's like, all right, man, go ahead.
And he's like, yes, I'm. I'm going to tell everyone about
my victory dance so that you know that.
So everyone knows that you lost to me in Minecraft.
And that's why he leaves mine. The Minecraft kid runs away.
Had to go. Tell his other.
OK, friends. Well, I don't know about that.
I think his friends are his bed wars 1 streak and nothing else
but whatever right. So Brendan goes over and finds
Haley says hey, so I just played this guy because he wanted to
duel me for your hand in dating and Haley's like what?
And Brendan's like, yeah, I thought it'd be funny.
So by the way, I lost the duel because obviously you can't do
that. But I thought it was funny, and
I lost. So he's going to come over to
claim his prize, I guess. And Haley's like, all right,
well, this is kind of funny, but this is an awkward situation.
And Brandon's like, yeah, I probably should have told you
about this beforehand. If you need me to be.
Here, I can. I can subvert.
Yeah, I can come in and help you with the situations like she's
like, all right, well, thanks for giving me context.
I guess so. Sure enough, a little while
later, the Minecraft kid comes around and he finds Haley and he
comes up there and he says, so Haley, did you hear the news?
This might be the first time the Minecraft kid ever spoke to
Haley in his life. He was too busy.
He was too busy sweating at Minecraft.
To even bother with. The ladies, they'll come to me
man. I got a bed wars win streak real
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so did Haley. Did you hear the news?
And she's like, well, I was told that you and Brendan had a
little Minecraft video game session and that you won and
that you now. Think that I'm your girlfriend?
And Minecraft kids like, that is exactly what happened.
You're so observant. You'll be a great girlfriend.
And Haley's like, dude, like that's not how it works.
And the Minecraft kids, like, we had an agreement and Haley's
like, yeah, well, I wasn't part of that agreement.
Do you think Brendan or you have the right to me as a girlfriend?
And this is where the Minecraft kids starting to piece together
that his offer to duel Brendan made literally no sense.
He's like, well, so, so when we were playing, so when we're
playing Minecraft, I beat Brendan.
Do you want to? Be my girl and then eventually.
Like Minecraft kid starts to realize, dude, he messed up bro.
He messed up big time. And he's like.
Wait, did. Brent, wait, Who told you?
And you know, at this point, she was like, Haley was like, yeah,
so Brandon told me about this. And then the Minecraft kids,
like, so Brandon knew the whole time that this wasn't going to
work. And Haley's like, yeah, well,
anyone who is logical middle just gets cut off.
The Minecraft kid sprints away and Brendan walks up the Haley
and he's like, so is that terrible?
And Haley's like, well, he's pretty mad at you and he ran
away, so I don't know what he's cooking up.
And that's when you we heard an or not we.
That's when Brendan and Haley and everyone else in the room
heard a noise, the noise with something being thrown on the
ground, smashing and flying into a million pieces.
And that's when Brendan walks out and Haley walks out too.
Basically everyone walks out and they see the Minecraft kid
standing above a pile of disk computer parts.
And that's when at first Brendan thinks, Oh my God, he smashed
his computer out of rage. But Brendan looked at the table
to see that the Minecraft kids computer.