1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,480 Leave a like in this video right now to receive your very own 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,680 nothing. What's up guys? 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,600 Welcome back to a brand new story. 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,720 And just imagine that you're a camp all excited to meet your 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,720 new friends. And when you get to your cabin, 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:19,480 you meet your bunkmate and then you take a big ol whiff of air 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:23,400 and you literally keel over from the smell of your bunkmate. 8 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,920 And yeah, you're just sitting there and you just you're just 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,320 questioning your life at this point. 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,120 So yeah, this is story I'll be telling today. 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,800 So sit back, relax, thanks, Subscribe if you're new, and 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,960 let's just jump right into it. So anyways, we're going to call 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,040 the subscriber who submitted this story, Brandon. 14 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,000 So anyways, Brandon is going away to sleep away camp and he's 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,760 pretty excited. He gets there, his parents drop 16 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,120 him off and right away he's this excited to meet a whole new 17 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,480 group of people. Brandon's gone to sleep away 18 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,360 camp before, but this is a whole new sleep away camp to him and 19 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,000 he's not coming in with anyone because in the past he's gone to 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,120 sleep away camp where he's known people and this is going to be 21 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,320 the first time where he's gone in and he doesn't know anybody. 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,680 He's excited to meet a whole new group of people. 23 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,960 He's excited to meet his bunk mate, his cabin mate, the people 24 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,200 in his group, the people he'll meet at camp. 25 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,920 He's just really excited in general. 26 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,040 So this is like an overnight wilderness type camp. 27 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,160 It's pretty popular in the United States. 28 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,360 If you guys aren't from here or that isn't a where you guys are. 29 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,240 In fact, most of the camp stories I've told have had to do 30 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,800 with like overnight wilderness camp. 31 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,120 So that's just a testament for how popular they are. 32 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,720 But anyways, let's just jump right into it. 33 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 As you know, Brandon makes his way to his cabin as he is 34 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,560 greeted by the camp counselor and the other people that will 35 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,840 be in his group. There's a few people walking 36 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,880 over to the cabin with Brandon as well as a camp counselor. 37 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,720 The camp counselor tells him that people have been coming in 38 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,920 since 2:00 this afternoon. Brandon came there at 4:30 in 39 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,800 the afternoon and the camp counselor basically says hey, 40 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,760 like people have been filtering in or not filtering and they've 41 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,520 been trickling in. People will be still coming 42 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,400 until 6:00. So you know, you'll meet the 43 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,800 last new person out around 6 or whatever. 44 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,920 Then at 8 we're going to have a big bonfire as like to get 45 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,520 everyone to like just to initiate everyone to get them to 46 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,240 know everybody, stuff like that. And you know, at this point, you 47 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,800 know, Brandon kind of says, hey, is my bunk mate there yet? 48 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,440 Are the people in my cabin there? 49 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,880 And you know, the, the camp counselors like let me take a 50 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,000 look at the list. And as they're walking over, he 51 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,800 pulls out his clipboard. He's like, yes. 52 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,440 And then he says the name, but we're going to call a Minecraft 53 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,000 Kid because he brought one shirt and 1 hoodie and they both 54 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,800 happen to be Minecraft related, so we're going to call him 55 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,240 Minecraft Kid. So he looks it up and he says, 56 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,920 Oh yeah, your bunk mate, his name's Minecraft Kid. 57 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,320 Obviously says his real name, but for the story, we're going 58 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,720 to say Minecraft Kid. Oh yeah, your bunk mate, 59 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,840 Minecraft Kid is actually there right now, so you'll be able to 60 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,680 greet him when you go in there. So at this point, Brandon was 61 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,560 pretty excited because, you know, his friend was his new 62 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,080 friend potentially turns out not to be the case, but whatever, 63 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,520 right? He goes up there and, you know, 64 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,360 he opens the cabin door, he walks in and he enters the room. 65 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,360 Boom. It's like he's hit with like a 66 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,960 glass wall, dude. He breaks through the glass. 67 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,680 He just it's like he he walks into a thing of bricks. 68 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,480 A thing of bricks. The smell is so pungent, so 69 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:16,800 intense, so putrid that it's unlike anything he's ever 70 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,720 smelled before. It's like he went inside of a 71 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,720 cow's anus. Dude. 72 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:24,960 OK, that's a little graphic, but anyways, yeah, Brandon is a so 73 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,200 taken off guard, he basically collapses and disintegrates. 74 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,560 But yeah, he looks, and the kid above him has already taken top 75 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,120 bunk, and he's sitting there and he's in a little creeper hoodie, 76 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,800 right? He's like, what's up, man? 77 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,440 My name is Minecraft Kid. Obviously says his real name, 78 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,160 but says I'm just gonna insert Minecraft Kid instead. 79 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,720 And immediately Brandon is like, hey, man, how are you doing? 80 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,200 Yeah, but anyways, he's like, hey, man, what's up? 81 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,760 My name is Brandon. It's nice to meet you. 82 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,760 And so, yeah, Brandon sits down on his bed. 83 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,720 He has his suitcase or whatever, more like a backpack because he 84 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,440 didn't bring that much. He's like unpacking all this 85 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,280 stuff. And while he's unpacking all 86 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,840 this stuff, he's just kind of thinking to himself, man, I 87 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:13,440 mean, one would believe that by now, by this time, right now, I 88 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,160 would have gotten used to the smell. 89 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,160 Like one would have believed that at this point, I would have 90 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,600 gotten used to the smell. But it really does not seem like 91 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,200 I'm getting used to the smell right now. 92 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,800 So yeah. This I I. 93 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,400 Like, yeah, this is this is not great. 94 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,640 I am not sure how I feel about this besides, Oh dear God, this 95 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,720 is my life for the next week. And that was his life for the 96 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,800 next week. And yeah, the the night, the 97 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,240 night only gets worse because like the Minecraft kid is 98 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,440 literally just sitting above him just like talking with other 99 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,880 people coming in. And there's like, there's like 100 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,320 other people to walk through. But this room, there's only one 101 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,720 bunk. Most the other rooms have 102 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,200 multiple bunks. But this room, thankfully for 103 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,160 the other campers, it just has one bunk. 104 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,840 So it's literally just Brandon and the Minecraft kid stuck 105 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,960 together, unfortunately for Brandon, right? 106 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,000 So, you know, Brandon was like, all right, I still smell this. 107 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,520 The Minecraft kid jumps down from like, the top bunk, right? 108 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,160 And he lands on the ground and he lands facing away. 109 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,760 And the Minecraft kid was not the smartest man on planet 110 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,240 Earth. Why do I say that? 111 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,880 Well, for many reasons, but specifically because the 112 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,240 Minecraft kid only brought one pair of shorts, and the pair of 113 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:32,040 shorts he brought were white. Dude, even myself, well, I found 114 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,640 myself a pretty clean individual. 115 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,640 You know, I actually washed my sheets in college, which is I 116 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,320 think better than 50% of the guys here are just guys in 117 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,720 general. All right, that's pretty good. 118 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,400 Even myself. White shorts are just dangerous, 119 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,160 bro. It is just dangerous to have 120 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,160 white shorts or white underwear, even if you're a clean 121 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,720 individual. I mean, you just get them dirty, 122 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,120 right? It's just not worth it. 123 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,680 But the Minecraft kid had a pair of what one would assume were 124 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:02,680 white shorts At one point, However, there was a pretty 125 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:08,040 unfortunately placed stain. There was a butt stain right on 126 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,080 his butt. It was brown. 127 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,360 It was disgusting, and Brandon was literally on the view, on 128 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,880 the verge of puking out of his nostrils at this point. 129 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,760 It was just so disgusting. It was so terrible. 130 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,680 And this kid also smelled pretty bad as well on the way down. 131 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,960 It's like on the way down he just had a whiff of scent. 132 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,240 Yeah. So that was one of the toughest 133 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,040 nights. So that, OK, eventually they go 134 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,000 out to the campfire. Brandon meets a lot of other 135 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,640 people he's pretty chill with and overall he's actually having 136 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:37,000 a really great time at the camp, except for when he has to go 137 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,400 back to his room. It's like every single time the 138 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,840 Brandon returns to his room, he basically drops to his knees 139 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:47,120 gagging. However, right, the next day 140 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,400 comes around and then and the next day is the 1st actual day 141 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,320 of camp. So this is the day where they 142 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,880 actually are like, I don't know, doing activities, doing 143 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,520 whatever, right? And one of the first activities 144 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,760 that they did campus wide, right as the whole camp was a big game 145 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,600 of hide and seek. However, this was a game of hide 146 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,440 and seek in pairs. And The thing is, Brandon 147 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,840 learned pretty quickly that this camp wanted you to make friends 148 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,480 with random people, but they also wanted you to leave being 149 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,240 really close to one person. They thought they're kind of 150 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,760 philosophy was, you know, why be good friends with a lot of 151 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,200 people when you can be great friends with one person? 152 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,040 One good friend is better than 10 acquaintances. 153 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,800 I genuinely kind of do agree with that. 154 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,400 However, in this case, that was bad. 155 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,640 You know why? Because you know how they chose 156 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,240 this one person that you were going to be super quote UN quote 157 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,360 close with? They just made it your bunk 158 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,960 mate. So yeah, this big game of hide 159 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,920 and seek, you were told that you had a partner that you had to 160 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,560 hide with, and that partner was your bunk mate. 161 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,520 Brandon already knew that this was going to be bad. 162 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,800 So Brandon goes and finds the Minecraft kid and the Minecraft 163 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,040 kid is getting super into it. He was like, dude, I play this 164 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,800 mini game in Minecraft where I hide. 165 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,480 I think he was doing like, what was that? 166 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,880 What's the high pixel mini game where there's like one person 167 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,360 who secretly it or whatever and like murder mystery. 168 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,040 Yeah, he's like plays that all the time. 169 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,440 So he's like, I'm really good at this because you do something in 170 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,640 a video game, you're getting good in real life. 171 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,640 Because if you're good at Wii tennis, then you're great at 172 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:28,040 regular tennis, obviously. But anyways, they start walking 173 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,640 around and the person who's it or it's actually like probably 174 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,799 like four or five pairs since it's the entire campus, who's 175 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,200 it? They start counting down from 176 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,400 like 90 seconds. So they got a lot of time. 177 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:40,440 But the Minecraft, but Brandon, the Minecraft kids start going 178 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,919 around trying to find a spot. So Brandon is really hoping that 179 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:46,880 they'll hide in a place where him and the Minecraft kid do not 180 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,440 have to be physically that close because Brandon does not know if 181 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,760 he can survive being physically that close to the Minecraft kid. 182 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,440 It's already kind of a close call having him be in such close 183 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,600 quarters anyways. So to have them that close to 184 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,880 the Minecraft kid, it's already a bit of a stretch, I'm not 185 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,400 going to lie, right? I'm not going to lie. 186 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,840 It's already a bit of a stretch. So they're looking around and 187 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:14,240 Brandon sees this like this house, a little tiny Playhouse, 188 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,240 right? It's a miniature house that was 189 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,080 like made for, I don't know, it was like made for like messing 190 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,560 around in. And it's like kind of like a 191 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,080 cool art piece or whatever. And Brandon's like, oh, dude, we 192 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,840 should hide in there because they could hide in separate 193 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,640 corners of the house or whatever, or behind the wall 194 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,520 separately. But the Minecraft kids, like, 195 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,440 dude, that's a not a good place. It's like too obvious. 196 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,280 But you know what? A place that isn't obvious 197 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,560 there. He points to a Bush. 198 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,320 And yes, the Bush would have been a really good hiding spot, 199 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,480 but there was really only room for 1 1/2 individuals, which 200 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,360 means they would have had to really cram. 201 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,240 And the Minecraft kids, like, dude, we're going to have to 202 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,240 really cram in there. But it's going to be so worth 203 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,600 it. At this point. 204 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,800 Brandon is just like, oh, no, dude, no way. 205 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,800 And the Minecraft kids like, OK, he doesn't say that out loud, 206 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,320 But Minecraft kids like, hurry, hurry. 207 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:06,520 Because the people that were counting down if are like 1098 208 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,360 and, you know, Brandon's like, OK, how bad can this really be? 209 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,240 Brandon hops in the Bush and that's when the Minecraft kid 210 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:18,640 hops in the Bush after him. But the Minecraft Oh my God, 211 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,440 sorry I'm reading this story is kind of paining me. 212 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:31,360 The Minecraft kid jumps in butt first and he's strapping, 213 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,120 strapping boys and girls. This is this is quite a story. 214 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,440 He jumps in butt 1st and smudges his butt against, against 215 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,640 Brandon's shirt. And Brandon. 216 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,960 OK, so first of all, that happens. 217 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:50,040 Second of all, he's now in a cloud of like actual toxicity. 218 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,680 Like he's in a cloud of like you're taking you're you 219 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:56,560 basically had the Minecraft, Minecraft Minecraft wither 220 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,080 effect. You're going to die, bro. 221 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,800 You're going to die. So Brandon's kind of just 222 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,960 sitting there and he's like trying to breathe in and he's 223 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,720 trying to like lean his head out to breathe in. 224 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,760 And Minecraft gets like, don't put your head out dude. 225 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,880 You're going to get. Caught so Brandon's like like 226 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,480 he's actually choking up at this point. 227 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,160 It is a struggle. It is hard. 228 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,960 So this point Brandon, it's been about 30 seconds and Brandon is 229 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:22,160 like, dude, there is no way I'm going to survive this if I last 230 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,960 in here for another like 5 seconds. 231 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,440 Real quick, if you made it this far into the video, comment 232 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,640 Minecraft down below. That'll be the secret word of 233 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,120 the day. I'll try and hard as many 234 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,400 comments as I possibly can. Let's say Minecraft and if you 235 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,280 want to support the channel, literally the best possible 236 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,920 thing that you can do for me or the channel in general, the 237 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,240 community we have, the first best thing is finish this video, 238 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,400 watch it all the way through. That helps out more than you can 239 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,280 imagine. And then the next thing that 240 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,640 helps out a ton is when you have time, maybe right after this 241 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,480 video, maybe later, binge watch my older videos. 242 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,520 Let's go ahead and watch a bunch of my videos, videos in the 243 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,120 background while you're doing something and let me know in the 244 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,760 comments section right now. What do you do while watching my 245 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,120 videos? I'm genuinely super curious. 246 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,200 I love reading it. And just to say thank you, I 247 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,920 will try and heart and reply to as many comments that tell me 248 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,080 what you guys do while binge watching my videos in the 249 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,160 background. Anyways, let's get right back to 250 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,200 it. So yeah, Brandon is now first of 251 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,080 all, he just got butt stained. He got butt stained by this kid, 252 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,440 whatever that even was supposed to mean. 253 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,760 And he's sitting in a cloud of stench and he can't take it 254 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,760 anymore. So he falls out of the Bush. 255 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,320 He pretends to lose his balance because they're kind of sitting 256 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,360 in a very awkward position because they have to really cram 257 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:38,040 in there. So Brandon pretends to fall out 258 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,520 of the Bush and like, he falls out and the guy's like, oh, 259 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,800 found you guys or whatever. Minecraft kid is like, dude, why 260 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,280 did you do that? And Brandon's like, ha, ha, man, 261 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,320 sorry I lost my balance. It was a really good hiding 262 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,600 spot, though. Too bad I just lost my balance, 263 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,760 man. Ha ha ha. 264 00:12:56,280 --> 00:13:01,120 Yeah. Anyways, so they skip ahead a 265 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,880 little bit. The rest of the day is actually 266 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,240 pretty good. Remember. 267 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,960 Like this sounds like a Horror Story. 268 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,480 Brandon actually had a overall really great experience at this 269 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,160 camp, which means that the rest of the camp was so awesome that 270 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,200 it counter counteracted how bad this part was. 271 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,440 But anyways, it's the end of the day again and they get back to 272 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:23,320 their cabin and Brandon is just like dreading going back to his 273 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,320 cabin 'cause he knows that he's going to have to survive the 274 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,960 night. This is like five nights at 275 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,240 Freddy's but every single night is like 20/20/20 mode dude. 276 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,960 Like this is a struggle bro. This is night 5. 277 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,720 This is night 6A. Secret New night invited 278 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,680 invented just to make it more difficult. 279 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,200 Yeah. But anyways, he gets there and 280 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,400 he sees the worst possible thing ever. 281 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:49,560 He sees something so terrifying, so horrifying that not the the 282 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,400 The ring is just like a little goofy kids movie in comparison. 283 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,320 There is nothing scarier. The dark web has nothing that 284 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,920 would scare him compared to this. 285 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,000 Literally. Like a hacker could literally 286 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,320 say I'm in your house and appear out of the closet with a massive 287 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,200 machete and a gatling gun. Dude it doesn't matter. 288 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:11,040 It's not as scary as what this kid Brandon saw. 289 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,000 What did Brandon see, you might be asking. 290 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,800 Well, Brandon saw the Minecraft kid Little stinkers. 291 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,120 That's that's not his new name. But yeah, the Minecraft kid 292 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:30,960 sitting on his bed. Brandon had white sheets. 293 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,120 So Brandon knew immediately that whatever damage was going to be 294 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:38,440 done, which was going to be extensive colossal damage, like 295 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,200 the whole thing was, he's probably gonna have to burn his 296 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,720 sheets when he gets home. But he knew that the damage that 297 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,520 he's going to see that like the damage that would be will be 298 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,200 done. He will see, he will see the 299 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,320 damage and then he'll have those sleep in it. 300 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,880 So Minecraft kid is sitting there. 301 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,160 He's like, what's good, dude? Like I was thinking we could 302 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,720 have a little debrief about the, about the hide and seek thing so 303 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,080 that later in the week when we do it again, we can do it even 304 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,440 better. So yeah, there was like 2 hide 305 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,400 and seek events or whatever and the first one they did on the 306 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,160 first day, which happened that day. 307 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,440 And there was also a final hide and seek event that happened on 308 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,840 the last day and like the winners got a special prize or 309 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,320 something. So bunk mates would like talk to 310 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,240 each other. It was like a, it was really fun 311 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,520 in general. Maybe not if you got the 312 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,560 Minecraft kid as your mate or, or is or is your partner or 313 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,160 whatever, right? But in general it was pretty 314 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,760 fun. So the Minecraft kid was talking 315 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,120 to him about strategies and how to balance better. 316 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,160 And he was like, I was learning when I was playing Minecraft or 317 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,840 whatever. But The thing is, Brandon was 318 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,160 not paying attention because Brandon was simply just, you 319 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,960 know, just thinking about Oh my God, Oh my God. 320 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,800 Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no. 321 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,000 This cannot be happening. The Minecraft kid is stinking up 322 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,800 my bed. Am I going to sleep on the 323 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,040 floor? Am I going to sleep on the roof? 324 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,240 Am I going to sleep in the river and hope I just drown at this 325 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,120 point? Like, what am I actually going 326 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,240 to do? Am I going to sleep standing up? 327 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,880 Am I going to just walk home, walk 12 hours back home and 328 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,600 sleep in my own bed? Like at this point, what am I? 329 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,000 What am I going to do? Eventually, the Minecraft kid is 330 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,320 done talking strategy. He's like, all right, let me 331 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,240 know what you think. And Brandon's like, 'cause he 332 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,240 wasn't paying attention, he was freaking out the whole time. 333 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,280 He was like, that sounds good, dude. 334 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,480 Like, yeah, sounds good. And Minecraft kids, like, OK, 335 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,880 cool. And he gets up and he walks up 336 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,800 to his bunk this second. The Minecraft kid walks up. 337 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,640 Brandon's eyes immediately look right where the Minecraft kid 338 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,720 was sitting. And sure enough, there was a big 339 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,280 old butt stain. And Brandon was, like, sick to 340 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,200 his stomach. He was gonna puke. 341 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,360 He was weak because, yes, the one place he could call home at 342 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,920 this camp, his bed, his nice, beautiful bed that was already 343 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,840 kind of contaminated from just, like, stink that fell from the 344 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:59,440 top bunk down, had a big, massive butt stain on it. 345 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,560 Yeah, I'm not even kidding. So Brandon got close and he just 346 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,560 took off his sheet. He literally just removed the 347 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,800 sheets. He was going to sleep on a bare 348 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,440 mattress. He checked. 349 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,319 Brandon actually checked to see the butt stain leaked through. 350 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:16,800 No, thankfully he was not going to have to sleep on the bed 351 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,240 springs. Dude, imagine like it just 352 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,760 seeped through and he has to sleep on the bed springs for the 353 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,720 next 4 days or whatever or four nights. 354 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,280 She takes off his sheets, just puts them in his bag. 355 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,880 He's like, these are done. Like these are these are done 356 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,360 right? Yeah, that night was, it was 357 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,600 tough because Brandon's like if this kid sits on my bed again, I 358 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,160 bet I could flip over the mattress. 359 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,520 But if he sits on my bed 1/3 time, I'm actually going to have 360 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,800 to sleep in the bed springs. Yeah, I'm, I'm just not trying 361 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,800 to do that. So anyways, the next day comes 362 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,560 around and we're just going to skip the day because it was 363 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,600 normal, it was good. Brandon had a lot of fun, didn't 364 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,360 sleep that well because he's like inhaling toxic, toxic fumes 365 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,720 or whatever the entire night. But eventually they do a little, 366 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,000 what they call a little check in. 367 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,000 So the camp counselor walks in and he's basically saying like, 368 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,200 hey, just want to make sure. Cuz look, a lot of these, I 369 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,080 mean, these are kids, right? Brandon was 15, Minecraft kid 370 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,440 was 14. These are kids that are away 371 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,200 from their parents, not having their parents check in on them 372 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,480 every 5 seconds to make sure that they're functioning. 373 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,720 So they're just like, all right. You know, you guys are like 374 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:26,200 changing your clothes every day. You're taking a shower like, and 375 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,120 one of the camp counselors was like, I'm going to have not 376 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,640 watch you take a shower. That would be very suss. 377 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:36,560 The camp counselor vented if he did that, I just, I'm a grown 378 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,400 man. I just said that anyways, you 379 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,800 know, the camp counselor is not, I'm going to watch you shower. 380 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,480 But he was like, I'm going to like, wait until you go into the 381 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,920 shower, take a shower, change back into your clothes and walk 382 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,800 out here. Because the camp counselor one 383 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,360 day was like, this cabin smells. I was going to say reeks, but 384 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,200 that has different connotations, right? 385 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,760 He was like this, this cabin smells and like, I, I'm not 386 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,040 going to like, I know that you guys have not been showering and 387 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,240 like, the other kids were being kind of stinky too, but they 388 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,800 were on a whole different level, right? 389 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,520 They might have smelled a little unpleasant, but they didn't 390 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,560 smell like the insides. You, you know that, you know, 391 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,360 the Star Wars the 5th movie revenge of this. 392 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:18,240 No, no, no, no, no. Empire Strikes Back when like a 393 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,440 Han Solo has to save Luke by cutting open that animal. 394 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,000 Yeah, the, the Minecraft kid probably smelled like the inside 395 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,600 rotting guts of that animal, Right. 396 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,200 Anyways, though. So the camp counselor comes 397 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,400 around and he's just kind of checking and he's like, all 398 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,920 right, Brandon, go take a shower. 399 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,280 I'm gonna wait till you're done. So Brandon goes in, he takes a 400 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,440 shower. Whatever, right? 401 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,760 Comes out smelling nice and clean. 402 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,480 And he looks at the Minecraft kid and the Minecraft kid looks 403 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,600 at him back and the camp counselors like, this room is 404 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,880 pretty bad smelling and I wanna make sure you guys are taking 405 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,880 your showers. So Minecraft kids like, okay, 406 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,160 I'll take a shower. He goes in, turns on the water, 407 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,120 and like I mean OK Brandon doesn't know this but he knows 408 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,720 for a fact that this kid did not shower. 409 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,040 Allegedly the Minecraft kid goes in there, turns on the shower 410 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,280 water, puts his head in for a second to make it look like his 411 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,880 head is wet so it looks like he took a shower and like just sat 412 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,040 there for like 5 minutes when the water was running. 413 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,480 Turns off the water. Comes out in the same clothes. 414 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,360 And the camp counselor was like, you didn't change your clothes. 415 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,520 And the Minecraft kids like, no, no, no, I just have the same 416 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,400 pair. I just really like this creeper 417 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,880 shirt. So I have two of the same ones. 418 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,320 The truth is the Minecraft kid was bluffing. 419 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,040 If the camp counselor said, hey, can I see the other creeper 420 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,800 shirt? His, you know, the lie would 421 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,080 have been up. The gig would have been up 422 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,680 essentially, right? But yeah, he the Minecraft kid 423 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,720 was almost cleaned, but Nope, he's a Minecraft kid. 424 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,600 What did you guys expect? So the next day was where things 425 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,640 got a little bit interesting. The Minecraft kid comes up to 426 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,160 Brandon a lunch and Brandon and the Minecraft kids sat at 427 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,160 different tables because the Minecraft kid met people that he 428 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,560 was more friends with, like other people who played stuff 429 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,000 that he liked like Minecraft or Roblox or something. 430 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,880 And Brandon was more of a sports guy. 431 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,320 So his friends were more like sports related or whatever. 432 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,760 But one day the Minecraft kid comes as a Brandon when he's 433 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,680 sitting at his table and he's like, hey, man, I need your 434 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,520 expertise. And you know, Brandon's like, 435 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,520 yeah, what's good. And he's like, dude, I really, I 436 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,320 want to ask out Judy. And Judy was this girl who was 437 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:20,400 17 and was beautiful. She was like, she was like the 438 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,640 everyone thought that like this girl was super hot. 439 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,720 And she was also much older than them too. 440 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,640 So immediately that's like that already gives like like plus 10 441 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,400 to whatever. She if she was a one, she would 442 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,440 have been an 11, right? Because she was like older and 443 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,080 these kids were like, Oh my God or whatever. 444 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,560 But yeah, she was kind of just known as like the girl or 445 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,720 whatever. But first of all, 1,000,000 446 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,320 reasons 1 Minecraft kid needs to take a shower if he wants a 447 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:47,360 girlfriend. 2 he's three years younger than her, 43, they've 448 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,280 never spoken before and four, it's a simply not going to 449 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,440 happen. However, Brandon didn't want to 450 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,760 be a massive jerk, right? And he was like, all right, man, 451 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,960 like, why do you want to, like, ask her out? 452 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,600 Minecraft kids, like, because she's beautiful. 453 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,000 And he's like, yeah, OK, I agree with that. 454 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,120 Have you ever? Spoken to her before. 455 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,680 Minecraft kids like, well, no, but we're going to go on a date, 456 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,680 so I'll speak to her on the date and Brandon's like you. 457 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,800 Guys are going on a date. For a second, he was 458 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,600 legitimately like, Oh my God. Like, I never thought I would 459 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,640 see crazier, but Oh my God. And he's like, well, no, I have 460 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,960 to ask her out on a date first. But I was wondering if you could 461 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,040 go talk to Judy and see how she'd feel, you know? 462 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:34,680 And at this point, Brandon was like, OK, like, it's 463 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,640 interesting. Like, I'll definitely be 464 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,920 entertained by whatever happens, but OK. 465 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,560 And remember, the Minecraft kid was not a bad kid. 466 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,280 Even though he smelled bad, that does not make him, and that just 467 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,920 Matt does, that does not mean that he was a bad individual. 468 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,640 OK, guys, be nice. Be much nicer than I am while 469 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,800 I'm telling the story. So Brandon already kind of knows 470 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,480 the answer, but he wants to go up and he's like, you know what? 471 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,880 Maybe I'll be the one to see. Because maybe Judy likes girls 3 472 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,560 or guys three years younger than her that smell bad. 473 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,320 Maybe she's kind of a cougar, Who knows, dude. 474 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,160 So he goes up to Judy. He's like, hey, like duty 475 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,400 because they'd, they'd spoken like once or twice, I think they 476 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,600 had a camp activity together or something like that. 477 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,840 So they were friendly. They weren't friends by any 478 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,880 means, but they were friendly. You know what I mean? 479 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,520 They were cool. And you know, he goes up, he's 480 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,760 like, hey, so I think I might already know the answer to this 481 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:37,680 question, But you know, my cabin mate, you know, he thinks 482 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,760 you're, you're very nice looking in. 483 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,800 He was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with him. 484 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,160 And she's like, oh, who's your cabin mate? 485 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,560 Because you know, you know, Brandon always hung out with 486 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,320 like the, you know, the sports guys and the athletic baseball 487 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,800 guys. And Judy was like, oh, maybe 488 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:59,440 it's one of those 16 year old like the baseball guys with 489 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,360 their like, I don't know, their long hair, whatever the what are 490 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,240 those cuts called? I'm actually being an idiot. 491 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,240 The mullets. Oh my my God, my mullet daddy or 492 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,680 something. Stupid, right? 493 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,360 And not saying mullets are stupid. 494 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,440 I couldn't pull it off. Maybe you can. 495 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:20,200 And Brandon's like, well, well, about that, so. 496 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,280 Do you? Know and then says the name of 497 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,360 the Minecraft kid and she's like. 498 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,360 What? Because she probably already had 499 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,160 like a few of like Brandon's friend friends in her mind and 500 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,600 she's already already like imagining situations with them 501 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,000 or whatever, right. And he's like the guy over there 502 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,840 and Brandon points to the Minecraft kid and she's like, 503 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,400 oh, no, Oh, dude. It's so it's so painful. 504 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:51,680 She's like, no man, I had AI had a like AI was in a group with 505 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,280 him. Dude is so stinky. 506 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,120 I can, I could smell, I can probably smell him from here. 507 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,800 God, he reeks. He's awful. 508 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,120 Judy's not the nicest girl, right? 509 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,560 And Brandon's like, oh, I'm going to take that as a no. 510 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,440 And Judy's like. Yes, take that as a mega. 511 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,400 No. So Brandon walks back over, and 512 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,040 Brandon's thinking to himself. Minecraft kids. 513 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,680 A good kid. I'm not going to be that guy, 514 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,040 but I do need to make sure it's clear to him. 515 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,840 And Brandon goes up and says, hey, you know Judy is very 516 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,840 flattered by what you buy. Like the offer, right? 517 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,760 But she actually already has a boyfriend and she said though he 518 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,840 kind of made this up but like whatever lol. 519 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,960 He's like you know, you know, she did safe, you know, maybe in 520 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,240 the future, you never know. But right now she's a boyfriend 521 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,600 and she can't really be doing that. 522 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,800 The Minecraft kids like OK, I might still ask her out either 523 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,840 way. And Brandon's like no, no, no, 524 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,760 no, no, you should. You should not do that. 525 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,160 Please do not do that for your own sake. 526 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,480 So yeah, Brandon was, you know, a good guy in that situation and 527 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,360 didn't let the Minecraft kid get into any any nonsense. 528 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:03,400 But everything would change that night. 529 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,880 That night was quite a night. So he gets. 530 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,560 Back. And Brandon goes back to his 531 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,760 bunk, expecting to see the Minecraft kit there. 532 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,760 Minecraft kit is not there. No, one is never not in their 533 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,480 cabin by night time. And it turns out that, you know, 534 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,960 you know, Brandon goes to sleep and the Minecraft kid is nowhere 535 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,240 to be found. The Minecraft kid is quite in 536 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,880 fact missing in action. So the next day, you know, he 537 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,160 goes up to his camp counselor early in the morning when he 538 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,080 wakes up, as they all have, they kind of have breakfast as a as a 539 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,600 group. And then they go off and 540 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,000 disperse and they can have lunch with whoever, but breakfast they 541 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,880 have together. And he says, hey, like, I, I 542 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,480 didn't see Minecraft kid last night. 543 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,840 And the camp counselor kind of has a look on his face. 544 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,560 He's like, yeah, the Minecraft kid is, is not in the camp 545 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,720 anymore. And he's like, what? 546 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,600 He's like, why? And the camp counselor 547 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,920 counselors, like, I can't really disclose that, but he said that 548 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,680 he really loved having you as a roommate. 549 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,920 And, you know, Brandon both felt concerned, but also like felt a 550 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,800 little bad because he was like, Oh my God, this kid's the worst. 551 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:14,240 But that at breakfast, Brandon was really curious what happened 552 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,440 to the Minecraft kid, Mr. Stink himself. 553 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,080 And one of the kids like leaned over to Brandon said, hey, like, 554 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,400 meet me after breakfast. I have answers. 555 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,440 And like, Brandon immediately knew. 556 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,960 Like, they both just knew what they were talking about. 557 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,640 South. After breakfast, Brandon goes up 558 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,200 to him. He's like, dude, like what 559 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,720 happened to my, like my roommate? 560 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,520 He's like, so like, this is like, what? 561 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,720 I heard I overheard some stuff. And like, I also heard some 562 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,600 stuff from other people. Like, none of this is 100% fact, 563 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,840 but I'm pretty sure this is correct. 564 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,920 And Brandon's like, yeah, yeah. Just tell me what's up. 565 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,560 They said basically there was like a health inspection, like a 566 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,520 random one, and they found the Minecraft kid stuff. 567 00:27:53,880 --> 00:28:00,120 They deemed it as a as a as a safety risk for everyone else. 568 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,000 And they went up to the Minecraft kid and basically told 569 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,440 him that if he did not take an actual shower right now, that 570 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,120 they were going to have to remove him from camp. 571 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:14,200 Apparently the Minecraft kid said no and that he liked his 572 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,280 his natural aroma. And after that, you know, they 573 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,840 basically told him that he could no longer go to the camp and 574 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,160 that. And like, apparently like he 575 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,800 just left a pile of his clothes around and it was just so 576 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,640 putrid. And it was like they they like 577 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,200 tested it or something. They thought it was actually 578 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,520 going to like spread diseases or something. 579 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,840 So they asked him to leave. His parents picked him up like 580 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,560 hours later or whatever. And yeah, so that's why. 581 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,440 And Brandon's like, wow, like, are you serious? 582 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,040 And the kids like, well, that's just like, I overheard bits of 583 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,760 it. I overheard the camp counsellor 584 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,400 talking with like, one of the health inspector people that 585 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,960 worked at the camp, as well as talking to like, the head of the 586 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,000 camp. Like everyone else was back, 587 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,840 like was out doing their events. But I went back because, like, I 588 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,720 wasn't feeling that good. I had a stomach ache. 589 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,520 So I went back to my cabinet, sit down, and I overheard them 590 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,480 talking with each other. And that's basically what they 591 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,880 said. And Brandon was like, wow, 592 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,680 that's actually crazy, right? Like, Dang. 593 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,200 So anyways, at the day, the final day of hide and seek, you 594 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,240 know, Brandon has to do it alone. 595 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:20,320 But Brandon, you know, in the spirit of Minecraft kid, he knew 596 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,160 that Minecraft kid wanted him to win. 597 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:28,040 So Brandon decided to buckle in and just lock in and win this 598 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,880 for Minecraft Kid, win this for Mr. Stink himself. 599 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,440 So Brandon, he found the spot, the perfect spot that he knew 600 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,000 that Minecraft Kid would have wanted him to win right there, 601 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,480 would have the the spot the Minecraft kid would have wanted 602 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,600 him to go to. He goes in it, he's perfect. 603 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:49,160 He's silent, he's still. And Brandon, he wins the 604 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,560 championship and he dedicates his victory to his former 605 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,040 roommate. Minecraft Kid started to realize 606 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,000 click on the video on screen right now. 607 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,280 I know you'll enjoy. What's up guys? 608 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,160 Welcome back to a brand new story. 609 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,240 And today we have a story of a Minecraft kid who ends up biting 610 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,280 the subscriber who is his babysitter just because the 611 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,720 subscriber couldn't answer the Minecraft kids Minecraft trivia 612 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,240 and the Minecraft kid was like, you're disrespecting Minecraft 613 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,400 and takes a chunk out of his arm. 614 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,360 Bro, it's a crazy story. I know you and you'll enjoy it. 615 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,920 So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, and let's jump right 616 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,720 into the story. So we're going to call the 617 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,560 subscriber submitted this story Nico, because I'm just going 618 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,960 down through my middle school friend name list. 619 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,200 And yes, anyways, Nico had to babysit this kid. 620 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,480 He was the kid of a mom that Nico's friends was really good 621 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,520 friends with. So Nico's like, Dang, I got to 622 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,880 do this bro. And his mom's like, yeah dude, 623 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,680 you got to babysit this kid. Was Nico trying to do it? 624 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,440 No. He also wasn't even being paid 625 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,200 that much like his mom's. Like you're going to be paid 626 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:55,360 $10, which look $10 is $10.00, but $10.00 for like 5 hours, 627 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,200 bro, that's not very good. Like that's, that's like 2 bucks 628 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,880 an hour, man. That's some, that's some like 629 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,840 not even close to minimum wage type, but whatever, right? 630 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,680 You know, Nico's like I got to do this for my mom. 631 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:09,080 Basically it's her friend's son. So Nico's driven over by his mom 632 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,520 and he's dropped off and Nico gets to the front door of the 633 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,800 kid that he has to babysit. We're just going to call him the 634 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,480 Minecraft kid. It's not super clear right now, 635 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,200 but you'll see pretty soon why I called the Minecraft kid. 636 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,040 So anyways, the Minecraft kids, mom gets to the door and she's 637 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,240 like, oh, welcome in. I'm so happy you could do this. 638 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,920 I'm sorry. I was so last minute. 639 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,560 Like, thank you so much. Like, you and your mom are a 640 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,280 lifesaver here. And he goes like, yeah, don't 641 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,560 worry about it. I got you. 642 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,760 Like, where's your son? And she's like, oh, oh, he's, 643 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,160 he's. Upstairs. 644 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:46,200 And all of a sudden you hear, oh, like, OK, I'm not doing a 645 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,280 really good job, but just like kind of think of like the 646 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:53,120 Minecraft zombie sound. Like, I don't know, like last 647 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,000 time I said the zombie moaning, but then that got really weird 648 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,640 because you guys were weirdos in the comments. 649 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,080 The zombie groaning. OK, is that better? 650 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,480 I don't even know. That's better Zombie noises. 651 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,720 We're just going to say Minecraft zombie noises so you 652 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,920 guys can't be weird in my comments section. 653 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,160 God, leave a like 4 out one all the brain cells I'll lose during 654 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,800 the story. But yeah, he's like he hears 655 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,440 kind of the zombie moaning noise, this zombie noise. 656 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,720 And, you know, Nico's like, kind of looks at, you know, the 657 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,680 Minecraft kids mom in a look of confusion. 658 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,320 The Minecraft kids mom is like, oh, yeah. 659 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,080 So I got to explain this to you. And Nico, for a split second was 660 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,600 thinking like, oh, she going to explain that her son was bitten 661 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,720 by a zombie from a secret CIA like project and that he's an 662 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,160 actual real life zombie. And for that, she'll pay him $5 663 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,240 more to deal with him. But no, she basically goes on to 664 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,800 explain that, you know, her son, the Minecraft kid, has started 665 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,560 to watch and play way too much Minecraft. 666 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,040 And he once died recently in Minecraft to a zombie. 667 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,360 And ever since then, he thinks that he is actually a zombie. 668 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,280 Yeah, the Minecraft kid thinks since he was, like, killed by a 669 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,040 zombie in game, that he has become a Minecraft zombie in 670 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,880 real life. But yeah, all he does. 671 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,560 I mean, he basically is a zombie, bro. 672 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,520 He's playing video games all day, 24/7 at 3:00 in the 673 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,960 morning, at 3:00 in the afternoon. 674 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,200 Minecraft every day. Look, Minecraft's a pretty good 675 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,160 game, but don't be playing at 24 hours a day. 676 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,080 Hey, bro. Yeah. 677 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,000 But this kid basically is like, you hear more like Minecraft 678 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,440 zombie noises. And the mom's like, I'm sorry. 679 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,280 He might be a little difficult, but he's a good kid at heart. 680 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:35,040 And you hear she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 681 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,160 Right. Not much I can do about that. 682 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,160 And he goes like, oh, that's fine. 683 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,520 Like back when I was a kid, like I used to play Minecraft with my 684 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,160 friends like I was actually back in the day when I like just came 685 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,000 out too. It was like really cool 686 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,040 multiplayer game or whatever. Like, you know, I, that's a good 687 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,480 game like I love it. I respect it Like I can 688 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,240 understand why your son likes it so much. 689 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,400 And that's when you hear the zombie noises getting getting a 690 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,800 little bit louder. And that's when you hear see 691 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,600 this kid, because he's like on the 2nd floor, he starts 692 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,600 crawling down the stairs in all fours, which I don't know why he 693 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,400 was crawling. It's not like he thought he was 694 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,920 a Minecraft spider. He thought he was a Minecraft 695 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,639 zombie. But either way, kid is crawling 696 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:17,440 down on all fours and he's like trying to do that, like the 697 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,040 zombie history. He's like, I'm obviously doing a 698 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,360 terrible job, but just deal with me, right? 699 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,280 And he walked. He kind of like crawls down the 700 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,960 stairs and and design the Minecraft kids, or I should say 701 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,000 the Minecraft zombie kid. His mom's like, oh, Minecraft. 702 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Get here. He is. 703 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,040 Nico, like like Minecraft kid obviously says his real name. 704 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,560 But Minecraft kid, I would like you to meet Nico. 705 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,000 He'll be your babysitter. And Nico looks at this kid who's 706 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:48,000 on all fours, who's in like a creeper shirt and is like, he's 707 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,600 doing like Minecraft noises, like, or zombie noises, like 708 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,600 kind of looks at him and says, hey, man, what's up? 709 00:34:54,120 --> 00:35:00,800 And this kid looks at like Nico and goes and the Minecraft kids 710 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,600 mom's like, sorry about that. You know, he's still in his 711 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,040 zombie era right now. He still thinks he's a zombie 712 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,920 right now. So sorry about that, bro. 713 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,880 And Nico's like, all right, that's fine, whatever. 714 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,840 And the Minecraft kid says something in English for once. 715 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,960 And he's like, I heard, like, I heard you like Minecraft. 716 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,520 And at this point, like the Minecraft kids, mom's like, 717 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,640 Nico, I'm so sorry. I really got to go right now. 718 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,520 But it'll sounds like you guys are going to start a nice 719 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,600 conversation. So I'm just going to say 720 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,240 goodbye. And Nico's like, what? 721 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,880 Oh, OK. And she just, like, walks out 722 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,080 the door. I think Loki, she wasn't even 723 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,120 going anywhere. She just needed a break from her 724 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,920 son. So she's probably, like, getting 725 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,400 in the car, driving around the corner and then taking a power 726 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,520 nap for four hours. Or maybe she's actually doing 727 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,080 something, Who knows? For the Minecraft kids, Like I 728 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,760 heard that you liked Minecraft and Nico's like, yeah, I used to 729 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,560 play it a long time ago with my friends. 730 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,720 And the Minecraft kid is like, you better not be lying to me, 731 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,000 are you? And Nico's like, what? 732 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,320 Like why would I be lying right now? 733 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,280 Like, that makes no sense. Like, yeah, I'm not lying. 734 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,280 Like, what are you saying? He's like, good. 735 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,480 Well, that means that you can answer my Minecraft trivia 736 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,680 questions. And Nico's like, oh, well, dude, 737 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,080 I'm actually not that good. Like, I used to play a little 738 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,240 bit with my friends back in the day. 739 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,040 He's like. Silence. 740 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,840 You already said that you didn't lie, so you should be able to 741 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,200 answer these easily. And, you know, Nico's, like, OK, 742 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,720 like, sure. Nico was kind of expecting that 743 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,200 the questions were gonna be like, when you start the game, 744 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,520 what is the character you can choose? 745 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,160 Like what are the characters you can choose between, which is 746 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,000 like Steve and Alex? Like I mean, maybe like he 747 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,320 didn't even know about Alex at this time because he only played 748 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,520 when Steve was the option low key. 749 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:45,200 Like I, I, I bet Nico only played like Minecraft pocket 750 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,720 edition light or something. That was the game I used to 751 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:50,280 playback when I was like 12 or whatever fire game. 752 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,880 It was free too. But anyways, yeah. 753 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,800 So you know, the Minecraft kid, instead of asking him really 754 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,120 basic questions, his first question, he's like, first you 755 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,640 must answer all three correctly to be granted access to the 756 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,440 dungeon, which I guess the dungeon was like his room or 757 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,280 whatever so he could show off his like Lego Star Wars stuff. 758 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,600 But he's like. 1st. Question, when you play someone 759 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:17,240 in Minecraft PvP, what is what are the three items that are 760 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,080 most useful? First of all, that's kind of a 761 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:24,120 subjective question, but like Nico was like Minecraft PvP. 762 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,840 He's like when you fight someone in Minecraft. 763 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,760 Player versus player, obviously. And Nico's like, well, I think a 764 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,200 sword's pretty good. And Nico was right on that. 765 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:40,680 And he's like, like, like steak and blocks the Minecraft kids 766 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,000 like me. Wrong. 767 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,840 You want a fishing rod for proper knockback and then you 768 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,840 also want golden apples for fast recovery. 769 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,560 You are wrong. In your first question. 770 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,040 Let's see if you can redeem yourself. 771 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,320 Question #2 And at this point, Nico was kind of just thinking 772 00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,200 to himself like, bro, I don't know this game, bro, Like what? 773 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,320 What do you expect from me? Dude, I don't know this game. 774 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,840 And I've told you many times, I don't know this game, I don't 775 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,040 know what I'm doing. I don't, I like, I don't play 776 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,520 this game. This is like someone who like 777 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,880 has played Call of Duty once and then eight years later they go 778 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,520 to their final exam in math. And it's like the teachers like, 779 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,880 all right, guys, whatever you learned this year, like the 780 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,600 quadratic equations, the all the differential calculus, You don't 781 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,360 even need to worry about that. We just got to, I just got to 782 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,040 ask you technical questions about Call of Duty Modern 783 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,520 Warfare. It's like, wait, hold up a 784 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,440 second. How do you expect me to get 785 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,840 these answers, bro? But yeah, so he's like me. 786 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,320 Next question. You have a chance to redeem 787 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,160 yourself. Ever since version 1.7, point 6. 788 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,960 I don't, I don't know. I'm just, I'm just saying stuff 789 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,560 at this point. He's like, what is like, at 790 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,920 what? Why level do diamonds spawn? 791 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,880 At most? I think the answer is like 15 to 792 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,640 20. That might be totally wrong, but 793 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,240 that used to be the case. It was like a little bit above 794 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,280 bedrock. I remember this and at this 795 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,160 point Nico didn't even like understand how many layers there 796 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,040 were I think when he played back in the day, like a demon didn't 797 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,400 even spawn all that way down. So he's like, isn't it like 798 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,200 right below the surface? Which is kind of disproved to 799 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,640 like he has not played this game in a long time and the 800 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,080 Minecraft. Gets like, no, diamonds are not 801 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,520 just below the surface. That's right, Dick. 802 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,280 He's like honestly having a bit of a freaking breakdown, 803 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,800 meltdown, freak out moment right now, which they're all kind of 804 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,760 just like, bro, what what's going on right now? 805 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,960 And Nico's like, OK, bro, like I obviously don't know the game 806 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,600 that well. Like maybe we can talk about 807 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,200 something else. He's like silence. 808 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:38,840 I will give you one chance. The final question. 809 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,680 What is the end? What is like the final boss in 810 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,840 Minecraft? And bro, I'm not even going to 811 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,600 lie, this question isn't that bad. 812 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,280 It's pretty clearly the Ender Dragon. 813 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,400 Sure. Like, OK, in all fairness, I 814 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,080 have played a lot of Minecraft. I used to love it back in the 815 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,680 day. And then I really got back into 816 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,520 the game over 2020. And then I just, you know, 817 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,320 started a YouTube channel which was basically around Minecraft. 818 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,680 And then it kind of turned into this. 819 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,520 And I still use Minecraft for most of my background gameplay. 820 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,440 So yeah, maybe I'm a little biased, but I even feel like 821 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,960 back when I played it a little bit back when I. 822 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,960 Only aware of it. I knew about Steve, I knew about 823 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,560 Creepers, I knew about Herobrine, and I knew about the 824 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,360 Ender Dragon. I feel like you don't need to 825 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,960 know much about Minecraft to know about those four things, 826 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,320 right? And I guess less so now kids 827 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,480 don't know about Herobrine. But bro, if you want a bit of a 828 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,840 nostalgia trip and you're about my age, just look up the old 829 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,680 hero Brian Siding videos on YouTube. 830 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,640 Those are crazy. But anyways, right, Nico really 831 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,480 did not play a lot of Minecraft. I mean, I'm pretty impressed 832 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,320 he's able to answer the first question as well as he did, but 833 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:45,840 he was like, I don't know, the creeper And when bro, it's like 834 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,160 a Nico insulted the Minecraft kids mother because the 835 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,480 Minecraft kids reaction to Nico saying that the final boss in 836 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:58,040 Minecraft was the creeper was like no, no, like this kid was 837 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,360 freaking out. Like this kid was having a full 838 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,960 on breakdown. It's as if like you took his his 839 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,440 like computer and smashed it on the ground, bro. 840 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,720 It's as if you took his PS4 and threw it out the window. 841 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,760 It's as if, I don't know, you took your dog. 842 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,800 His dog shaved all. The hair off. 843 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,320 Renamed it and said this is my dog now like. 844 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,160 Kid was freaking. Out right now and like Nico's 845 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,880 like, oh like I'm sorry, I thought the creepers were like 846 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,080 the final boss or something. He's like, no, no, it's the 847 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:30,040 Ender dragon you idiot. It is so clearly the Ender 848 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,080 dragon. I feel like you're just trying 849 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,960 to make me mad at this point. And Nicos, like, bro, I swear, 850 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,120 it's just it's like not that deep, bro. 851 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,560 Like you got to trust me on this. 852 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,560 It's simply not that deep. And the Minecraft kids like no, 853 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,800 no, no, no, no, no. You can't just be saying that 854 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,520 you don't understand what you just did. 855 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,200 And the Minecraft kid kind of like goes into like all goes 856 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,560 back down on all fours because he was standing up for a second 857 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,000 and he likes, you know, kind of like the position that frogs sit 858 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,840 in. They're like their hind legs are 859 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,160 almost like cocked in front of them almost to like spring being 860 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,960 a perfect position to like spring up. 861 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:11,280 The Minecraft kid starts saying charging spring attack, and 862 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,560 Nico's like, bro, like, what are you doing? 863 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,760 Sorry, I just dropped my phone. That's why it sounds like the 864 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,040 whole thing exploded for a second. 865 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,640 Yeah. So he's like, bro, like, what 866 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,440 are you doing over here in the Minecraft kids, like charging my 867 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,960 spring attack. And he's like spring attack. 868 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,600 What do you mean in like the middle of saying like, what do 869 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,880 you mean by that? He sees the Minecraft kid jump 870 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,520 at him with his, like, mouth open. 871 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,600 And it looked like he was like going for the face, bro. 872 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,640 Like Minecraft kid was going for it. 873 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,440 So like Nico obviously kind of like has a reflex to like cover, 874 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,120 like he's like, whoa, he outstand. 875 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,680 He like extends his forearm a little bit or whatever to kind 876 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,520 of like block the like the attack or whatever. 877 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,160 And sure enough, you know, the Minecraft kid latches on with 878 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,960 his teeth, sinks into his forearm and he goes like got in 879 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,280 the Minecraft kids like just chomps in, right? 880 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,240 He just chomps in and he's just like, you know, and he goes 881 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,320 like, what are you doing? And the Minecraft kids like 882 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,120 mumbling. He's like, he's like, he's like, 883 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:23,960 what are you saying? He's like, he's like, because 884 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,400 remember, this kid's teeth are like fully like sunk into his 885 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,760 like arm at this point. So yeah, you're not 886 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,560 understanding anything as is not going to happen, right? 887 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,960 And so Nico's just like what's like, why are you biting me real 888 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,120 quick? If you made it as far into the 889 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,240 video comment Minecraft down below. 890 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,200 That'll be the secret word of the day. 891 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,600 And also I'll try a hard a bunch of those comments. 892 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,560 So if you want to farm some hearts of the channel, not a bad 893 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,000 place to start. Also, if you want to support the 894 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,120 channel, one of the best things you can do is watch old videos, 895 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,920 just binge watch the old stories. 896 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,160 And a super easy way to do that is through my playlist of the 897 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,440 story time playlist, which has all the stories. 898 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,120 I will be linking it in the pin comment down below. 899 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,920 So if you want to help me out, just put on that playlist while 900 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,080 you're doing something else and let me know in the comments 901 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,160 section what you're doing while watching the story time 902 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,720 playlist. Like are you? 903 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,280 I don't know, man. Are you like playing a video 904 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,040 game? Are you? 905 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,800 I don't know you know that's trying to go to sleep. 906 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,680 There's a lot of things you could be doing and I'd love to 907 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,000 hear what you're doing down below. 908 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,640 So make sure to comment that. Anyways, let's get back into the 909 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,640 story. So eventually like you know 910 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,320 Nico, basically what he does is he lifts his forearm up like 911 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,560 high enough so that the Minecraft kid lifts off the 912 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,280 ground for a second in the Minecraft kids jaw. 913 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,560 He doesn't have like cobra like jaw strength. 914 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,960 So Minecraft kid eventually falls off of him and once he 915 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,240 falls off of him, he asks him why did you like why did you 916 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,320 bite me? He's like, because you 917 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,720 disrespected Minecraft and you know, because like, what? 918 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,640 Like how did I disrespect Minecraft? 919 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,280 He's like, well, you pretended to be a super fan and then I 920 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,440 asked you questions and you failed the questions, so you 921 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,640 deserve the bite. And he goes like, whoa, whoa, 922 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,000 whoa, whoa, whoa. I never said that I was a super 923 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,920 fan. You're making that up right 924 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,200 there. All I ever said was that like, 925 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,680 you know, I used to play it back with my friends. 926 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,880 And then, you know, you said, is that true? 927 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,960 And I said yes, because it was true. 928 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:19,320 And then you I asked like, oh, well, are you like a huge fan? 929 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,480 And I said no, But then you said that I was lying. 930 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,560 And I already said that I was this huge fan. 931 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,880 I tried to answer those questions and look like I 932 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880 obviously don't know. But that even if I was 933 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,600 pretending to be a Minecraft super fan and it turns out I was 934 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,640 lying, that is no excuse for you to go out and bite me. 935 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,640 Like, that's absolutely ridiculous. 936 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,680 Like, are you serious right now? And, yeah, so, you know, Nico's 937 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,880 or the Minecraft kids, like, well, I did what I thought was 938 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,280 right and that is respectable. And Nico's like, no, that was 939 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,640 not respectable. Like, you can't just like, do 940 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,840 something stupid and crazy and say I did what I thought was 941 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,280 right and be like, oh, well, applause, right? 942 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,280 It's like, oh, I cheated on my final exams and just like, and 943 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,640 the teacher's like, bro, what? And you're like, no, no, no. 944 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,440 I thought it was the right thing to do. 945 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,200 So you must be nice to me and give me a pass. 946 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,680 And I don't know, a sticker. It's like it doesn't work that 947 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,960 way, bro. Life just doesn't work that way. 948 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,560 But yeah, so the Minecraft kid is like, you know, remember, 949 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,520 Nico still has like 2 to 3 hours left with a Minecraft kid. 950 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,480 Supposedly in an hour from now, the Minecraft kids supposed to 951 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,920 go to bed. So Nico's like, OK, I just have 952 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,240 to survive another hour with this kid. 953 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,320 And while the Minecraft kid for the next hour didn't bite him or 954 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,480 anything, he was still being super annoying. 955 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,680 He was walking around like a zombie. 956 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,960 And when, you know, Nico's like, hey, like, what do you want to 957 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,080 eat? Like all we got here is like, I 958 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,480 don't know, like we got some like, pizza in the fridge. 959 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:45,280 He's like oh Minecraft. So like as a zombie I can only 960 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,960 eat flesh AKA chicken AKA Chick-fil-A. 961 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,760 Get me Chick-fil-A and Nicos. Like bro I don't have a car and 962 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,320 also I'm not trying to door dash some Chick-fil-A that's mad 963 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,280 expensive. He's like, but the zombie won't 964 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,040 eat. Pizzas. 965 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,000 It's not flesh. And you know, then Nico goes on 966 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,200 to say, well, actually, if you're a zombie, you'd only be 967 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,720 eating rotten flesh or, or like rotting human flesh. 968 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,880 And I, I, I don't really think that's the same thing as 969 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,040 chicken. And the Minecraft gets like, no, 970 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,560 like, I'm a very special zombie that also eats chicken. 971 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,800 He's like, OK, bro, you're eating this pizza or you're not 972 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,240 eating anything. Your mom says that you like this 973 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:24,040 and that you'd eat it. So yeah, you should start eating 974 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,440 this or else, like, you're just not going to eat anything. 975 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:28,880 So the kid was being pretty annoying, but eventually it was 976 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,880 8 at night, which was his bedtime. 977 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,520 So, you know, he's like, OK, like zombie Michael, like 978 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,840 Minecraft kid, it's time for your bedtime. 979 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,520 Like, you can go upstairs, you can do whatever you want in your 980 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,240 room. I don't really care as long as 981 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,840 you're in there. And he's like, zombies are 982 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,840 nocturnal in Minecraft. They come out at night only. 983 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,080 And, you know, Nico's like, OK, well, you're a very special 984 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,920 zombie that goes to bed right now, bro. 985 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,080 He's like, no, that part of me is normal. 986 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,760 He's like, OK, well then how are you up earlier today? 987 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,000 Like, how were you walking around today if you only come 988 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,840 out at night? Like, aren't you supposed to 989 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,960 explode or something? He's like, I'm supposed to burn 990 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,560 up, not explode. You're a fake Minecraft fan. 991 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,600 And once again, he's like, bro, Nico's like, dude, I explained 992 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,280 to you I'm not a Minecraft fan. I already said that. 993 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,680 He's like, oh, well, I have special armor on that allows me 994 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:23,440 to be up at night and day. And he's like, OK, well, can you 995 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,920 at least do that in your room? He says no, as a zombie. 996 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,560 I'm going to walk around and figure it out. 997 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,960 Like, I'm going to walk around and try and find some villagers 998 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,400 to munch on. And he goes like, OK, can you do 999 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,200 that in your room? Can you walk around in your room 1000 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,400 to find villagers? And, you know, Minecraft kids? 1001 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,600 Like, well, what? Like, how do you expect me to 1002 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,600 find villagers in my room? As if he was gonna find 1003 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,840 villagers walking around his house. 1004 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,200 And he goes like, OK, look, your mom wants you to go to bed at 1005 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,280 8:00. All you have to do is be in your 1006 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,920 room. It's not up to me if you fall 1007 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,400 asleep or not, But it is kind of up to me if you actually go to 1008 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,840 bed in your bed. Like if if you at least go into 1009 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,040 your bedroom, at least sit in your bed. 1010 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,680 He's like, no, that will not happen. 1011 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,040 There's like zombie noises again. 1012 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,520 He's like, OK, you know what, I'm done. 1013 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,440 Whatever, I'm going to there. I'm like, look, I can't deal 1014 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,480 with this anymore. So Nico sits down and just goes 1015 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,320 on his phone and the Minecraft kid starts running around the 1016 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,320 house like literally just sprinting around the house in 1017 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,120 circles and Nico's head just like collapses on the ground. 1018 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,520 He's like Oh my God just his hand his like his head is in his 1019 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,720 forearms like bro what's going on? 1020 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,760 2 hours later the Minecraft kid is just like running around the 1021 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,560 house and the mom gets back. The mom gets back and she's like 1022 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,560 oh is is he still up? And Nico's like I've been trying 1023 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,320 to put him to bed for the last two hours. 1024 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,160 He just refuses. She says, Oh, my God, like, did 1025 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,040 anything else bad happen? And that's when the Minecraft 1026 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,520 kid kind of walks into the room and Nico's like, well, yeah, I 1027 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,520 mean, your son did jump and bite me for a little bit and then 1028 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,640 refused to do anything I said, and then also refused to eat the 1029 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,160 food in the fridge. And she's like. 1030 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,840 He hit you and. Nico's like, well, yeah. 1031 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,040 And then the Minecraft kid's like, no, mom, he's lying. 1032 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,480 I didn't bite him and Niko's like all right well bro, try and 1033 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,320 explain this Niko like reveal like pulls down his sweater or 1034 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,880 shirt or whatever or just somehow shows his forearm that 1035 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,920 still has the tooth marks. Thankfully the skin wasn't 1036 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,520 broken because this kids mouth was. 1037 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,640 I mean any mouth is like full of gross bacteria, right? 1038 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,000 If it breaks the skin, you might have to actually go to the 1039 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,320 hospital, get that checked out, make sure you're all right, 1040 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,520 maybe get some antibiotics or something. 1041 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,400 Thankfully he didn't break the skin, but the impression was 1042 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,040 literally still there. Normally like a bite mark would 1043 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,880 go away way after like 30 minutes, but the thing was still 1044 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,920 there. It was definitely a bit fainter 1045 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,520 than it was before, but you could still see it pretty 1046 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,800 clearly. And the mom turns to the 1047 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,400 Minecraft kid and it's like, I can't believe that you would 1048 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,680 bite your babysitter. And the Minecraft kid 1049 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,720 frantically trying to figure out a way out of it is like, no, he, 1050 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,680 he just bit himself. It was crazy. 1051 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,360 He like, I was standing there being like, what's up, bro? 1052 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,120 And he's like, look at this. And he takes his forearm and he 1053 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,320 just takes a big chop out of it. He has bites it. 1054 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,000 And then he's all like, I'm going to blame it on you. 1055 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,480 Ha, ha, ha. I'm so evil. 1056 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,680 And you know, Nikos, like, oh, that's what I said. 1057 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,080 I'm going to bite my own arm and blame it on you. 1058 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,440 Ha ha, ha. I'm so evil. 1059 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,040 Is that really what I said, bro? And the Minecraft kids like, 1060 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,200 yeah, it's like totally what happened? 1061 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,920 And like, look, at this point, obviously the Minecraft kids mom 1062 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,120 really doesn't like she has two sides of the story. 1063 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,800 But come on now. Are you really going to believe 1064 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,640 that the babysitter decided to frame your son by chomping into 1065 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,360 his own arm and being like, ha, ha, ha, I'm going to pretend 1066 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,800 this was you? Or do you believe that your son 1067 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,000 who thinks he's a literal zombie in Minecraft who bite other 1068 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000 people, right, That's what zombies do, may or may not have 1069 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:53,160 bit the babysitter because the babysitter said so and also has 1070 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,320 a big bite mark about the size of his little jaw because he was 1071 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,880 like, I don't know, 10 or whatever. 1072 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,040 And yes, so obviously Minecraft kids, mom's like, like, I 1073 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,520 obviously don't believe you. You definitely bit him. 1074 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,240 He's like, no, mommy bit himself. 1075 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,960 And she's like, just go to your room right now. 1076 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,960 So the Minecraft kid does in fact listen to his mom, which 1077 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,400 smart move, bro. Like that's a good call. 1078 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,840 Always listen to your mom. Like it's just better. 1079 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:21,000 You're better off that way, man. But anyways, Minecraft kid goes 1080 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,760 up to his room and his mommy, the Minecraft kids moms, like 1081 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,240 I'm so sorry about this. Like are you OK? 1082 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,040 He's like, yeah, I should be all right. 1083 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,160 Like I'm OK. Like I'll I'll get like it's, 1084 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,200 it's not that bad. It didn't hurt or anything. 1085 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:36,400 She's like, I'm so sorry, Like, like, here's another $10. 1086 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,360 And, you know, as much as Nico would have taken the $10, since, 1087 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,840 you know, this was his mom's friend, he's like, no, it's OK. 1088 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,080 Like, you know, I, I did the time and we can set to the the 1089 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,320 rate that we're supposed to be doing it. 1090 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,080 So Nico gets back home where his mom picks him up his 10. 1091 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,120 And on the car ride back, she's like, oh, Nico, how did it go? 1092 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,600 Did anything happen? And Nico's like, you know what? 1093 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,160 I'll tell you all about it. And obviously Nico tells you, 1094 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,440 tells her the story that I just told you. 1095 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,920 Click on the video on screen right now. 1096 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,600 I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it. 1097 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,680 Do it leave a like on this video right now and I will give you 1098 00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:10,440 nothing. What's up guys, Welcome back to 1099 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:15,000 a brand new story and just imagine for a second, imagine 1100 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,160 you're enjoying your day. Life's pretty good and you're 1101 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,000 just chilling in class like a good boy. 1102 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,760 And then all of a sudden, right, you know, this Minecraft kid 1103 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,920 comes up to you, picks his nose and then wipes it all over you 1104 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,040 and then simultaneously breaks into a love song while doing the 1105 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,840 gritty across across the room, dude. 1106 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,880 And you simply sit there and question your life and all the 1107 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,040 choices you've made. So yeah, that's the story for 1108 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,520 today. I'm not even kidding. 1109 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,600 So sit back, relax. This is a bit of a longer 1, so 1110 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,640 get yourself comfortable, maybe get something nice to eat. 1111 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,400 Get all cozy, dude. And let's just jump right into 1112 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,360 it. So anyways, we're going to call 1113 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,600 the subscribers submitted the story Charlie. 1114 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,960 So anyways, in Charlie's class, there was this Minecraft kid or 1115 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,480 there was a a kid that we're just going to call the Minecraft 1116 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,440 kid. And the Minecraft kid had 1117 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,120 started something that he called the Enderman cult. 1118 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,160 It was the most exclusive club in the grade. 1119 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,200 I'm just kidding. It was literally a club of one 1120 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:18,600 or a cult of one in that one individual happened to be the 1121 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,160 Minecraft kid. However, the Minecraft kid had a 1122 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,000 very unique way of getting getting new members. 1123 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,560 Like maybe you're thinking that you know he'll slip a letter 1124 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,320 under someone's like room or something or into their backpack 1125 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,040 or into their closet, into their locker, right. 1126 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,720 That says you have an invitation to join the most exclusive club 1127 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:40,080 in all of Riverdale High or wherever you go to school. 1128 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,600 I don't I don't really know. You may join the. 1129 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,680 Enderman. Club. 1130 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,560 Or maybe, you know, they have a little fair, right? 1131 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,360 When the school has a club fair, he sets up a little makeshift 1132 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,360 tent, says you may join the Enderman club. 1133 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,120 No, no, no. And the Minecraft kid had a very 1134 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,800 unique way of adding people to the Enderman club. 1135 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,600 He would pick his nose, wipe it on someone and be like, do you 1136 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,160 want to go in the Enderman club? Yeah. 1137 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,000 So believe it or not, this has not had the highest success 1138 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,280 rate. I mean by not the highest 1139 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,000 success rate, I mean a 0% success rate. 1140 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,360 So not not that good. Anyways, this all this story all 1141 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,480 started one day when Charlie was in his math class. 1142 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,680 Charlie was sitting in the front of the room because, well, 1143 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,400 normally Charlie enjoyed kind of spacing out and not paying 1144 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,480 attention. He was not doing so well in this 1145 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,600 math class, right? So he kind of told himself. 1146 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,000 All right, Charlie, man, like we just got a we just got a we just 1147 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,360 got a grind through this. So sit in the front of the 1148 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:36,400 class, pay attention, do your best, like whatever, right. 1149 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,000 And, you know, normally the Minecraft kid never sat next to 1150 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,360 him because actually Charlie was usually one of like, two kids to 1151 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,320 sit in the front row. But one day, right when Charlie 1152 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,520 sits down, the Minecraft kid sits down right next to him, 1153 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,040 which was a little weird because like, Charlie and the Minecraft 1154 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,480 kid, they weren't friends. I mean, they weren't like mortal 1155 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,360 enemies yet. But like, I don't know, Charlie 1156 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,520 just didn't know the kid. And you know, Charlie for a 1157 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,800 second was like, oh, well, maybe this kid wants to pay attention 1158 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,680 to or he's just sitting in a new spot. 1159 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,400 Charlie didn't think anything of it. 1160 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,000 So the teacher starts teaching the class, right? 1161 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,720 And in the corner of Charlie's eye, he sees the Minecraft. 1162 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:17,800 He sees the Minecraft kid take out his finger and just shove it 1163 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,560 straight up his nose. And Charlie is like, dude, what 1164 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:24,280 the Oh my God, bro. And the Minecraft kid, he's just 1165 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,920 digging around in there. It's pretty disgusting. 1166 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:30,520 And Charlie's like, dude, please, just like, just get a 1167 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,440 tissue or just go to the bathroom. 1168 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:38,160 Like here, dude, like really in front of everyone in front of 1169 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,840 me, really. That's my that's my main 1170 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,960 concern, if I'm being honest, like in front of me dude. 1171 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,880 And yeah, the Minecraft kid eventually is done and he rips 1172 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:51,160 out like a pretty decent dude. I can't believe I'm I'm even 1173 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,280 dislike entertaining this story, but I was he he whips out a 1174 00:56:54,280 --> 00:57:00,600 pretty big, you know, booger, right, And he looks over and he 1175 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,360 makes direct eye contact with Charlie because Charlie was 1176 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,360 like, I like was looking at him in the corner of his eye, like 1177 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,040 what is this kid doing right? And the Minecraft kid gives 1178 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,920 Charlie this like this devious smile bro, and he takes his 1179 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:19,360 finger and he like lunges over and reaches over the desk and 1180 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:24,600 smears it off smears it all over Charlie's like shirt, like on 1181 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,800 the side of his sleeve. And The thing is like CC was 1182 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,120 wearing like a a purple shirt, so there or none. 1183 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,080 It was like either purple or black. 1184 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,560 I just remember like that Charlie told me that it was like 1185 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,920 a very deep colored shirt. So the contrast it was so 1186 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,160 obvious something got smeared and it was pretty clear as like 1187 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,720 from some kids nose. Charlie's like, dude, what's in 1188 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,320 the Minecraft kids like show? You have just been tagged by the 1189 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:51,080 enderman cult. Would you like to join the? 1190 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,320 Man caught. And at this point Charlie's like 1191 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,160 what the fuck bro? Like why? 1192 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,600 Did you just? Do that and Charlie's like Loki 1193 00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,640 has no chill and like because he's like yelling in the middle 1194 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,600 of class and teachers like what's going on over here? 1195 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,560 And Charlie's like this kid just like wiped his like pictures 1196 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,880 nose and wiped it all over me. And then, you know, the teachers 1197 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,200 like turns to the Minecraft kids. 1198 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,240 Like Minecraft kid, I'm going to ask you to step outside for 5 1199 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,640 minutes and think about what you did. 1200 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,080 Like it's not good to be a distraction in class. 1201 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,920 And while the Minecraft kid got up, he walked by Charlie and 1202 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,280 says like, kind of whispers, like, dude, you just meshed with 1203 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,880 the Enderman cult and you're going to show a great meshing 1204 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,800 with the Enderman called bro. And Charlie's like, all right, 1205 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,800 dude, like, sure, whatever, bro. And so he moves on and he walks 1206 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,880 by and Charlie honestly thinks nothing of it because he's like, 1207 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:41,480 Oh no, man, the Enderman cult doesn't like me right now. 1208 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,280 No, man. Not the Enderman cult. 1209 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,520 No, yeah, but he didn't really care. 1210 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,600 TLDR But yeah, that was actually actually not the end of the 1211 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,560 Minecraft kid. Believe it or not, the story 1212 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,560 does not end like 10% into the video. 1213 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,160 But yeah. Anyways. 1214 00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,880 So Charlie doesn't really think much of it after that, except 1215 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:04,520 when he goes back to his locker in like crayon is like scribbled 1216 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,960 on his lockers, like scribbled and black crayon because they're 1217 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,720 like white Walker white lockers. So you can like see a pretty 1218 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,360 clearly. It says like, it's like, it's 1219 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,400 like a terrible drawing of an enderman and it says under a 1220 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:23,160 #enderman cult bro use the hashtag like he was on Twitter 1221 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,400 in 2013. Like what is he doing this on? 1222 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,440 Like a #enderman called on someone's locker bro, like what 1223 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,360 are you doing out here? Like, I mean kids in a time 1224 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,920 capsule right now and thinks Twitter's real life anyways, 1225 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,520 though he should have also like captioned a #enderman called 1226 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,640 hashtag like for like hashtag, thank God it's Friday. 1227 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:48,560 Like bro, I don't know, man. And Charlie looks at this and he 1228 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,120 takes a photo of it and he's like, all right, do I report 1229 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,680 this? Like do I just get this kid in 1230 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,760 more trouble? And he looks at his phone. 1231 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,440 It's like a photo. It's like the goofiest thing 1232 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,640 ever. The Enderman college is after 1233 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:04,040 him. He's like, Nah, Nah, dude. 1234 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,120 Like I'm not you know what this kids annoying and he did kind of 1235 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:11,040 ruin one of my shirts but. Nah, I'm, I'm not going to be 1236 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,200 that guy going out of my way to get this kid in trouble. 1237 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,680 And maybe Charlie should have, because the enderman called, AKA 1238 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,000 the Minecraft kid was not done with him yet. 1239 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:25,320 The Minecraft kid had a lot more before he was satisfied. 1240 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,520 Yeah. So anyway, skip ahead to that 1241 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,560 weekend. So that weekend, Charlie and his 1242 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,840 friends were, you know, they kind of got together on a Friday 1243 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,360 night and they were going into the woods in their local 1244 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,840 neighborhood, right? So the in their neighborhood, 1245 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,720 there was kind of like a woods area that was pretty, it's 1246 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,840 pretty like it was a pretty big woods, right? 1247 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,000 And there was kind of like campfire pits in the middle of 1248 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,320 it. And as like Charlie and his 1249 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,280 friends were walking to like the woods, he saw the Minecraft kid 1250 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,640 walking on the other side of the street in like the same 1251 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,480 direction as him. And he was like, that's weird. 1252 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,320 Like I thought I would have noticed him earlier, right? 1253 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,920 And he's in his creeper hoodie and he's looking straight down. 1254 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,520 But Charlie notices the Minecraft kid is every once in a 1255 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,680 while glancing over at Charlie and giving him like a look of 1256 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,520 like just like a little quick look. 1257 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,720 And Charlie kind of like whispers to the other kids. 1258 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,960 Like, yo, dude, the other kids are like, dude, what? 1259 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,920 He's like, look quickly, look over there. 1260 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,200 Don't all do it at once. Obviously all of Charlie's 1261 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,560 friends immediately all at once look over Charlie's like, you 1262 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,440 guys are seriously idiots. Like when I say don't all look 1263 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,400 over at once, don't all look over at once. 1264 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,360 But anyways. See that kid over there? 1265 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,960 They're all like, Yep. And Charlie's like, of course 1266 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,240 you all see him. You all looked at once. 1267 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,560 But anyways, that kid over there do you. 1268 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,680 Remember when I was talking about how that kid, like, wiped 1269 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,160 his nose and then, like, or picked his nose and wiped it all 1270 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,200 over me and they're like, dude, yeah, that was gross. 1271 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,600 And he said, like, he wanted to, like, wanted me to join the 1272 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,640 Enderman cult, whatever the Frick that was. 1273 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,800 And then he, like, got mad at me and drew that all over my 1274 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,320 locker. And all the other guys were 1275 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,200 like, yeah, he's like, that's that kid. 1276 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:58,280 They're all like, bro, what? And yes, so they eventually get 1277 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,480 to the entrance to the forest and they watch as the Minecraft 1278 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,960 kid looks at them, go into the forest, but then doesn't follow 1279 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,800 them in, but kind of waits, like literally stops walking and just 1280 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,960 stairs. As they walk in one the kids 1281 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,320 leans over to Charlie is like, dude, that Minecraft kid is 1282 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,040 seriously creepy, bro. Like he's just watching us right 1283 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,760 now. And Charlie's like, yeah, man, I 1284 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,640 know it's kind of weird, but like, what are we going to do 1285 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,880 about it, bro? So they get in and they, you 1286 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,560 know, they start walking into the forest and I'm not going to 1287 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,960 lie, lie or Charlie's not gonna lie. 1288 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,280 It was a little creepy. It was a little scary. 1289 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:34,280 Like, I mean, it was like the, I mean, it was a dark forest at 1290 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,720 night with a bunch of like animals and trees. 1291 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,680 I mean, it's scary, right? So they're walking in there and 1292 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:43,120 like, Charlie is sure that he hears rustling in the forest. 1293 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,360 However, here's the thing. Other animals live in the 1294 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,680 forest, like squirrels, bears, whatever. 1295 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:54,080 So I mean that, that that stuff like this happens, but Charlie 1296 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,680 like, feels like he's like, no, no, no, he's like, you know 1297 01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,480 what? It feels like there's just 1298 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,240 someone walking in the woods parallel to us. 1299 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,960 Like he's cuz like Charlie and his friends are walking on a 1300 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:07,280 trail, but it sounds like someone is walking deep in the 1301 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,080 woods almost adjacent to them, which is kind of creepy. 1302 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,600 He's not going to lie. I said I'd do more scary 1303 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,200 stories. I guess this is the closest 1304 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,280 thing to a scary story I do during October. 1305 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,800 I think on Halloween itself, I'll do scarier stories. 1306 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,720 Guys, don't worry. However, right, Charlie's kind 1307 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,600 of just like, OK, well, it sounds like someone is like he 1308 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,880 kind of mentions he's like, do you guys hear like that? 1309 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,560 Like those footsteps, all of a sudden they all stop and then 1310 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,560 the footsteps obviously stop as well. 1311 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,000 The other kids are probably like, dude, it's probably like 1312 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,560 some squirrel or something. Like you're tripping out right 1313 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,640 now. And Charlie's like, bro, I don't 1314 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,720 know. It kind of sounds like someone's 1315 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:44,600 walking in the woods, like parallel to us walking like like 1316 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,880 listening while we're walking. So anyways, they keep walking 1317 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,800 again and the other kids, one other kid is like, dude, I don't 1318 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,600 hear anything. But another one, the kids in 1319 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,280 that group is like Charlie, like actually I hear that too. 1320 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,040 I don't know, man. Look, it's like we're in the 1321 01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,880 woods. We're obviously not alone. 1322 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,560 There are a ton of animals all around us. 1323 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,640 I kind of just think it's one of them. 1324 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,880 Like I don't really think it's a person following us. 1325 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:10,040 Like it's probably just some curious animal or I don't know, 1326 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,000 man. Like I, I like, I wouldn't jump 1327 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,880 to the conclusion that someone's following us. 1328 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,840 So Charlie's like, hey, man, I guess that's fair enough. 1329 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,240 Like, I guess that's fine. Like whatever. 1330 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,960 So they go and they eventually make it to the campfire site and 1331 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,760 they're all sitting around the campfire and they're trying to 1332 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,160 get it lighted and started. They brought like a lighter. 1333 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,880 Some like newspapers, they're finding they're collecting 1334 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,320 sticks or whatever. And to collect sticks, they need 1335 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,240 to kind of like go away from the campfire site and into the woods 1336 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,240 a little bit. And they all kind of split up 1337 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,560 like in a classic horror movie, but they all kind of like split 1338 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,720 up together sticks. And so Charlie, like, walks in, 1339 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,320 is a little bit far away from the campfire, and he's like, he 1340 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,200 hears like, us like a twig crack, like almost like someone 1341 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,720 accidentally stepping on something. 1342 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,120 And he looks up and it's too dark for him to see anything. 1343 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,480 He's just like, like nose, like, like, that was definitely 1344 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,240 something like, that was definitely someone. 1345 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,400 Charlie's definitely a little bit paranoid, a little bit 1346 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,040 tripped out right now. He's like, I don't know, man, 1347 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,520 like, that's just really weird. So quickly grab some sticks or 1348 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,320 whatever, and then it's just kind of like, you know, goes 1349 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,040 back to the campfire site. He kind of chalked it up to him. 1350 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,800 Like he kind of like just brushed it off as like, ah, it's 1351 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,120 probably just some animal, right? 1352 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,240 Like that's kind of like most of these sounds are going to be 1353 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,920 anyways. But yeah, a little spoiler. 1354 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,840 It has not been an animal the whole time. 1355 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,600 Well, I mean, it technically has been, but it's not a non human 1356 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:30,040 animal the whole time, right? So anyways, they're all kind of 1357 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,200 like around the campfire. They're starting to light it and 1358 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,640 that's when they hear. Guys, if you've ever played 1359 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,520 Minecraft before, do you know the sound a Minecraft zombie 1360 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,960 makes? It's like kind of a moaning 1361 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:43,040 sound. A God, I'm so stupid. 1362 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,640 It's like a groaning. It's the groaning sound. 1363 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:51,560 Even that isn't great. It's like a it's not a moaning 1364 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,920 sound. Also, I'm God, you guys are 1365 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,520 going to be weird. You weirdos going to be all 1366 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,640 strange in my comments section. Screw you guys. 1367 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,360 Anyways, it makes kind of like a kind of like zombie type sound. 1368 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,480 That was a terrible impression. But if you know what it is, you 1369 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,280 know what it is. And if not, look up zombie 1370 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,240 Minecraft sound or whatever and you'll get a pretty good answer. 1371 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:15,160 So yeah, they're sitting around the campfire and all of a sudden 1372 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,440 they hear a very loud Minecraft zombie sound. 1373 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,760 But when you're sitting in the woods and you're kind of a 1374 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,720 little bit on edge anyways, and you're a little bit freaked out 1375 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,920 and it's already kind of creepy. If you heard that zombie sound 1376 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:30,120 and you didn't play Minecraft 24 hours a day, these kids played 1377 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,240 it once or twice, right? They wouldn't make the 1378 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,560 connection. And they all just, they're all 1379 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,520 sitting around the campfire and they're all, they go dead quiet. 1380 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,400 They're like and then like at this point, Charlie's like, 1381 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,080 dude, what was that? Real quick, you've made it this 1382 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,240 far into the video comment in Minecraft down below. 1383 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,000 I'll try and hard as many comments as I can. 1384 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,200 And if you want to support the channel, the best thing you can 1385 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,040 do is to watch this video all the way through. 1386 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,000 And after that, if you could watch like literally watching my 1387 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,960 old videos supports the channel even more than you can ever 1388 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,920 imagine. So if you've been binge watching 1389 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,800 my videos, let me know how many of you've watched today or this 1390 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,240 week in the comments and I will heart it and say thank you. 1391 01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,280 Anyways, back to the story. So they're all sitting around 1392 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,320 the campfire. They hear a zombie groat 1393 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,960 moaning. What the fuck? 1394 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,440 They they hear a zombie sound, right? 1395 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,920 A zombie Minecraft sound. And they all start to like freak 1396 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,880 out and Charlie's like nobody move like where did that come 1397 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,120 from? They all kind of like turn 1398 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:26,920 around and they hear it again. And at this point, like 1399 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,400 Charlie's like wait a minute, like and someone's like, or 1400 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,120 because one guy's like dude, is that like a bear or something 1401 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,280 like that? And Charlie's like, no, that 1402 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,560 sounds, that sounds computerized. 1403 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,680 They're all like, yeah, that sounded a little tinny. 1404 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:40,880 Like, that sounds a little weird. 1405 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,880 And eventually, like Charlie, like his night vision was 1406 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,200 getting better. So he peers into the forest and 1407 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:52,400 he sees like a shoe. He sees like a New Balance or 1408 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:56,200 like Skechers Hot Wheels shoes or whatever, Like some, some 1409 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:59,200 like kid shoes, right? And he's like, wait a minute. 1410 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:04,000 And he walks up to where the sound is and he like walks up 1411 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,280 and he sees these like 2 feet sticking out behind a tree and 1412 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,840 they're like little kid shoes. So it's not like some serial 1413 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,560 killer murderer type massive old man or something. 1414 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,640 And he looks around the tree and he sees the Minecraft kid, the 1415 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,800 one who wiped a booger on him, AKA the the CEO of the Enderman 1416 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,240 cult, sitting there with a speaker and a phone. 1417 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:29,080 And the Minecraft kid jumps up. He's like, I got you guys. 1418 01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:32,640 I got you. This is why you don't mess with 1419 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:39,200 the Enderman cult. And at this point, Charlie's 1420 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,319 like, all right, man. Yeah, you got us, I guess. 1421 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,640 And the Minecraft kids like, oh, I got you guys so good. 1422 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:50,560 And then one of the kids is like, oh dude, are you the guy 1423 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,080 who wipe picks his nose and wipes it on people? 1424 01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:54,840 Like you're kind of freaking weird, bro. 1425 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,680 And they're all like, huh. Or the Minecraft kids like, 1426 01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,080 well, that's not weird. That's just how I initiate 1427 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,479 people into the Enderman cult like. 1428 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,080 You're a weird dude. And they're all like, no bro, 1429 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,720 like, you really got to stop doing that. 1430 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,359 Like obviously there's a reason why no one's in the Enderman 1431 01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:12,960 cult, because that's freaking weird. 1432 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,439 He's like, no, dude, you're the weird ones. 1433 01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,640 And also you just got owned by me. 1434 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,880 By me. I trolled you all so good. 1435 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,479 Like you just got pranked by the Enderman cult. 1436 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,399 Enderman cult one. Stupid idiots 0 By the way, the 1437 01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:31,040 stupid idiots are you. I know that you all wish you 1438 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,120 could have joined the Enderman cult, but tough not happening. 1439 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,880 Oh, grabs his like. Speaker and just like and like 1440 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,319 starts to walk out. And yeah. 1441 01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:42,880 So Charlie turns to his other friends. 1442 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,720 He's like, yeah. So yeah, that was the kid. 1443 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,960 That was the kid. And skip forward to the next 1444 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,120 day, Monday, the the Minecraft kid. 1445 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:53,319 OK, class is done. They walk out and the Minecraft 1446 01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:56,360 kid, like, drops a piece of paper by accident, like a piece 1447 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:58,440 of paper falls out of his bag or whatever. 1448 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:02,040 And Charlie sees it and he's like, you know, this kids a nerd 1449 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:05,760 or whatever, but I don't know if it's important. 1450 01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,560 I'll just give it to him. You know, maybe if we're on good 1451 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,240 terms. OK. 1452 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,560 I did that transition kind of quickly after the Minecraft kid 1453 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,680 left the forest. They all kind of like stayed 1454 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:18,080 there for a little bit longer, but then they just felt kind of 1455 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,520 weird, so they went back home. So the Minecraft kid low key to 1456 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,640 get them. But anyways, in the couple days 1457 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,720 later, Monday, they're in class and the teacher dismisses class. 1458 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,600 And this is a class where Charlie and the Minecraft kid 1459 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,400 have it together. The Minecraft kid walks out the 1460 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,080 front door and, you know, he drops something. 1461 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,120 So Charlie looks at it and he's like, picks it up. 1462 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,400 He's like, you know what, all this gave this to the Minecraft 1463 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,240 kid? Well, that was his own original 1464 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,880 intention until Charlie looked at the piece of paper. 1465 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:49,200 He looks at the piece of paper. He picks it up and it says on 1466 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:54,160 it, Enderman Club classified document, top secret. 1467 01:10:55,440 --> 01:11:00,000 And at this point he's like, OK, man, I hate to be that guy. 1468 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,080 I hate to be that guy, right? But I'm going to read it. 1469 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,320 So even though it says Enderman called top secret, Oh my God, 1470 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:09,360 don't talk like don't read this man. 1471 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,040 It's. Secret. 1472 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,720 He he kind of opens up if anything, like if nothing was 1473 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,920 written on the front of the piece of paper, like if it just 1474 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,240 says like math notes, you know, Charlie would have not even 1475 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,640 touched it. But just because it says 1476 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:25,400 Enderman Club top secret do not read under any circumstances, 1477 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,280 then you know, bro, Charlie's going to read it. 1478 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,720 So Charlie opens it up and he starts to read it and he 1479 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:35,120 realizes that it is plans, it is like a mission. 1480 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:39,680 It is an Enderman Club secret operation and it is Operation 1481 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,960 Ask out Ava. So there's a girl in Charlie's 1482 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,680 class who we're just going to call Ava. 1483 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,680 And she was kind of, she was kind of like the prettiest girl 1484 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,800 in the class. And because of that, because 1485 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,000 they were in like 8th grade or whatever, she kind of developed 1486 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,720 a God complex. She kind of became like that the 1487 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,920 all the characters from Mean Girls like into one. 1488 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,160 And you know, she was like the prettiest and she became like 1489 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,880 the most popular. But because of that, she was low 1490 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,840 key a jerk, right? So Charlie already knew that 1491 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:14,320 this was not going to end well. However, Charlie then read what 1492 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:18,760 the actual plan was and Charlie almost couldn't believe it. 1493 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,680 Like it was so bad. Let me just tell you, I don't 1494 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,960 want to spoil it yet because I'm going to tell you exactly what 1495 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,680 the Minecraft kid did. The Minecraft kid did to ask Ava 1496 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,600 out in a second, but I'm going to give you a little hint. 1497 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:37,240 It involved him singing his own cover of My Heart is a Stereo 1498 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,960 Beats for you. You know that song by Maroon 5 1499 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:44,840 and also involved the popular viral dance move, the gritty, 1500 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:49,480 and also involved asking out and trying to kiss Ava in front of 1501 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,840 everyone. Yeah, it's going to be really 1502 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,520 bad. And here's the thing, guys, I 1503 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,400 don't know if I can handle this much cringe and shuts it such a 1504 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,840 short amount of time. So I want to call up one of my 1505 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:03,680 friends to tell a less cringe, but still incredibly cringe 1506 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,600 story just to give myself a little bit of a break. 1507 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,920 Let me call him up. All right, Let me call up in 1508 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,520 Queen. Let's see what he has to say. 1509 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:25,400 Yo, you got a story for me? Yes, I got a story for. 1510 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,560 You all right? Let's hear it. 1511 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:32,120 OK, so this story's about like some creepy dude that would 1512 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,080 always pull up to our grocery store. 1513 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:35,960 Damn. And you know, of course, I've 1514 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:39,680 worked as a cashier for some time and you know, this this 1515 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:43,480 dude, he was a regular at the store that would like see him 1516 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:46,080 there on the daily. I'd just be wringing out 1517 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:50,720 groceries and boom, there he is. He would walk in and we call 1518 01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:54,880 this dude crate guy. That's because he had like a 1519 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:59,040 milk crate when like he walked into the store and he would just 1520 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,080 put his groceries in there. And he would also bring in a 1521 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,880 laptop which will be important for like bro what he's doing. 1522 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,520 What is he? What is he doing with the 1523 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,280 laptop? That's a little. 1524 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,680 Suspect I don't. Know anyways, Anyways, let's go 1525 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:10,240 on. Let's go on. 1526 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,520 I'm not going to spoil it though. 1527 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:17,240 All right, so he stays in there past closing all the time or he 1528 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:18,640 often would. I'm not going to say he was in 1529 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,640 there all the time past closing, but he often would stay in there 1530 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:25,240 past closing. And one day it got so bad where 1531 01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,880 the customer service manager had to kick him out and tell him 1532 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,760 like, bro, you got to leave. We're about to close. 1533 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:35,200 And I was there that day and it was rough because like we had to 1534 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,320 stay longer because of him. Hate to see it. 1535 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,760 And then, yeah, it was like he was there. 1536 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,120 He was just typing away on this laptop. 1537 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,280 And I'm like, what the fuck is he even typing? 1538 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,000 What is he even making on this laptop? 1539 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,040 I don't know. Wattpad fan fictions. 1540 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:58,200 That's my guess. 20 bucks on Wattpad, Inguin X tag swag, fan 1541 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:02,040 fictions. That's my bet Yeah, $100 anyways 1542 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,800 all. Right. 1543 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:07,360 So I didn't really know I had this. 1544 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:10,720 I didn't really know him that well this point in the story, 1545 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:16,000 but unfortunately one of my friends did and we'll call him 1546 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:21,520 Kyle. So now great guy, the great guy 1547 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:25,640 went through Kyle's line and you know, he had prepared food or 1548 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:30,080 whatever and then, you know, this dude just started small 1549 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:34,080 talking with them and you know, I was pretty adult ish. 1550 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,200 It's pretty uncle ish small talk. 1551 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:40,400 It's like, oh, where you go to school, blah, blah, blah and all 1552 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:43,080 that type shit. And then he asked Kyle if he 1553 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:45,320 played any sports like for a school. 1554 01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:46,960 Did he say? Oh, you're looking. 1555 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,280 You're looking nice and beefy and juicy. 1556 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,160 You must be a big football player, man. 1557 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:53,840 Sorry, keep going. Sorry, sorry and. 1558 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:58,800 Said, but he said no and but he did tell him that he was on the 1559 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:03,240 debate team and he was a part of that for some time and he was a 1560 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:07,880 captain of the team too. And then this dude crate guy 1561 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,680 just said this completely out of pocket joke. 1562 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,520 Nice cock. Oh no. 1563 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,760 Never mind, never mind completely. 1564 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:20,600 And that shit did not land at all and didn't even work that we 1565 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:26,600 were like 17 at the time. And so this dude says, and I 1566 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:33,080 quote, are you a mess debater? Mess debater. 1567 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:37,560 Mess debater. I see because touching the pain 1568 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,560 is a little funny. That show was straight. 1569 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,840 Yeah, that was straight. I guarantee you he was straight. 1570 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:43,960 Faced dude. He just did. 1571 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,240 He just did the lol funny Oh my God. 1572 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,160 Yep. Ha ha, that was very funny. 1573 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:53,400 But, and keep in mind, this dude was old. 1574 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,880 This man was old as hell. You looked like, I don't know, 1575 01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,120 dude, Carl from up. That's what my brother told me. 1576 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:07,920 That's that's his comparison. So, and that's a forward we saw, 1577 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,000 thought he was a creep or like, wow, this dude's a fucking 1578 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,440 creep. Why would you think that? 1579 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:15,200 I mean isn't it normal for old men to come in and ask if you 1580 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,360 beat your? Dick every day. 1581 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,640 Very normal. Yeah, I thought it was normal, 1582 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,160 bro. OK, I guess I can't be doing 1583 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,000 that in grocery stores and I'm playing. 1584 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:29,920 OK, And then what else happened? Yeah, I met the dude on this 1585 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,360 day. It was what was this, 2021? 1586 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:37,160 I finally met the guy and he was sitting at one of the tables in 1587 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,640 the store and I had to wash my hands because, you know, my 1588 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:42,000 finger was bleeding and, you know, my hands looked like a 1589 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,840 murder scene. So I had to go wash my hands. 1590 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:47,560 I don't remember why my my hands were bleeding or my finger was 1591 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:51,520 bleeding. And then, you know, he was like, 1592 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,520 oh, he was doing all the small talk shit with me. 1593 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,800 Yep. And what else happened? 1594 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,560 Can you also ask if you're a masturbator? 1595 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,240 Get out that conversation fast as I could after, you know what 1596 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:08,240 I heard about him and the whole masturbator thing. 1597 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:11,000 So, you know, I just got pretty uncomfortable when I was around 1598 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,680 him all the time. And of course, he would go 1599 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:18,040 through my line too. And yeah, when he did, he was 1600 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,080 like interrogating me. It was crazy. 1601 01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:22,920 He's like asking. He's doing a whole fucking 1602 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:25,440 background check on me. Like oh, what's your ethnicity? 1603 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,520 Religion. Oh what country are you from? 1604 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:29,200 Like a bunch of weird ass questions. 1605 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,720 Damn. Yeah, but this isn't even like 1606 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:36,840 the climax of the story yet. Like he did something much 1607 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,400 worse. I didn't got him like banned 1608 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,240 from the store. Damn, let's hear it, let's hear 1609 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:44,200 it. OK, so alright, so some time 1610 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:50,760 passes and OK, we all find out that this dude started up a 1611 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,480 GoFundMe. That's what he was typing up on 1612 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,920 this laptop. And remember when I said like I 1613 01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:01,040 saw him typing up on the laptop? That's that's what he was typing 1614 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:05,160 up this long ass GoFundMe. Like there was so much lore on 1615 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:08,920 here was insane. Like about times this dude I 1616 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,160 don't know, we got like arrested or something. 1617 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,320 I don't know. It was crazy. 1618 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:18,320 Yo, tax word was good. Talking about crate guy. 1619 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,520 Crate guy. Oh my God, Nas, it was a fucking 1620 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:25,080 menace. Alright, we're at the climax. 1621 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:26,320 For the climax, let's hear it's here. 1622 01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:29,440 What's the go fund me? Alright, so the go fund me 1623 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:31,760 brought it so much. I don't even remember any of the 1624 01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:34,200 lore on there. There was just so much to take 1625 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:39,400 in is like yeah you got arrested for text. 1626 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,280 What do you get arrested for? Do you remember? 1627 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:47,440 I don't even remember, honestly. He was like mooching off. 1628 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:51,080 He was mooching off some like hotels, Wi-Fi. 1629 01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:53,560 They got like, yeah, did he get arrested? 1630 01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:59,280 No, we didn't get arrested. I think he got kicked out of 1631 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,160 like some hotel for like, mooching off their Wi-Fi. 1632 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,600 Damn. Yeah, it was. 1633 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:08,080 Yeah, it was a lot of lore. So, you know, we were reading up 1634 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:10,720 on the lore. So like we were, we just thought 1635 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,480 it was just fucking hilarious. Yeah, like a Wikipedia page. 1636 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,800 Entertaining ourselves like wow what the fuck? 1637 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:19,160 Damn, damn. And then, yeah, why do you get 1638 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,800 kicked out? Oh the why do you get kicked out 1639 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:25,720 from our store? Well so the guy that gets the 1640 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:29,200 carriages, he was doing his thing, getting his cat, getting 1641 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:34,240 the carriages and he sees this dude by the woods or I don't 1642 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,920 know if he was by the woods, I have no idea. 1643 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:39,480 I wasn't there that day. But I would assume what he was 1644 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,480 doing he would be by the woods because this dude was just 1645 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:44,920 pissing in the middle of the fucking parking lot. 1646 01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:48,880 Damn, damn. You were pissing in the parking 1647 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,560 lot. I still can't fucking. 1648 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,360 Believe I mean I guess bro had to go. 1649 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,640 I mean, I guess. Bro had to go. 1650 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:56,480 I mean, there was a bathroom in the store. 1651 01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:59,320 Yeah, but maybe it was kind of stinky in there, dude. 1652 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:02,680 I don't know, there's a lot of good reasons to pee in the 1653 01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:05,080 parking lot. I can name at least 100, but I 1654 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,240 won't get into it anyways. Damn. 1655 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:11,600 And yeah, Long story short, manager's like, bro, never come 1656 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:15,400 back here again, you gotta go. And that was the end of Crate 1657 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,800 Guy. Anyways, thanks and Gwen for 1658 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,680 coming on. His link will be down below. 1659 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,560 He makes some other very entertaining content. 1660 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,360 I think you guys will like him as well. 1661 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,920 And all right after that, about 8 minute break, I feel like I 1662 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,520 am. I think I'm physically able to 1663 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,280 proceed with the cringe that is about to happen with the 1664 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,680 Minecraft kid. If I didn't take that little 1665 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,120 story break and let a friend come in, I guarantee you guys I 1666 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,040 would have passed away from the cringe. 1667 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,960 It would have just been so much that I would have just fallen 1668 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:45,320 apart in this YouTube video. Would have never uploaded like 1669 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,840 my limbs would have literally they literally detach from my 1670 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,160 body and my brain would have just exploded. 1671 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:53,320 So anyways, at this point just a little recap. 1672 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:57,920 Charlie found a note from Minecraft kid saying that he was 1673 01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:02,040 going to ask out Ava, this girl that was pretty notorious for 1674 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,600 not being that nice in front of everyone in the lunchroom and 1675 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:08,880 not ask her out. Normally ask her out by taking a 1676 01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:14,360 karaoke set, singing my heart's a stereo and then try and like 1677 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,160 kiss her while doing the gritty. It was like the most insane 1678 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:19,720 thing he's ever heard. And he looks at OK, so he's 1679 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:22,040 looking at it. He looks at when and where, and 1680 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:26,200 it says when lunchtime, the date and it was today's date and you 1681 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,280 know what time it was? It was lunchtime, baby. 1682 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,840 So at that point, you know this point, like Charlie's like, Oh 1683 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,360 my God. He rushes into the lunchroom 1684 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,680 like Charlie has never sprinted this fast. 1685 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,520 Low key. Charlie could be like, you know, 1686 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,680 he can play track after the way he sprinted for this right. 1687 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,680 So he he sprints in bursts into the lunch room and that's when 1688 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:49,760 he sees the Minecraft kid walking up to Avas table. 1689 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,120 And Ava Loki, the mean girl likes is sitting there with all 1690 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,840 of her little minions around her. 1691 01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:59,880 And he walks up to her and he has a backpack on right. 1692 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:04,680 And he goes him and like Ava looks up and all the other Mean 1693 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,680 Girls look up and they're all giving the Minecraft kid like 1694 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:11,600 the most like, like the the biggest, like, what are you 1695 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,200 doing here, bro? Look, I've ever seen out of 1696 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:17,400 anyone, dude. Like it is a crazy look they're 1697 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,720 giving him. So yeah, anyways, they're all 1698 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:24,760 just looking at him and you know, he's like, and he like 1699 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:29,720 goes over, he grabs a chair and like he's uses the chair to step 1700 01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:32,840 on another table. And he's standing on the table 1701 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,320 right next to Ava's table, which happened to be like empty or 1702 01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:37,560 only have like 1 kid out or two kids or something. 1703 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:42,040 And he reaches into his backpack and he pulls out a karaoke set. 1704 01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:45,560 Oh my God, dude. Like this is literally the 1705 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:49,640 craziest story I've ever heard. He pulls out a karaoke set, man. 1706 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:53,600 He's he whips that thing out and he puts it down and apparently 1707 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,480 it already has batteries or whatever, whatever, so it 1708 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,480 doesn't need to be plugged in. And he speaks into the 1709 01:23:57,480 --> 01:23:58,360 microphone. He's like. 1710 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,960 Hey, Ava. Can you hear me? 1711 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:04,320 It's like the most loudest thing you've ever heard in the entire 1712 01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:06,800 lunch room. Turns around because it's 1713 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:09,720 basically like those kids on the sound speaker at how loud this 1714 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:14,800 is right so Ava's just looking at him with the look of like 1715 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:19,320 super embarrassment and also anger just pure anger because 1716 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,960 she has no idea what's going on but she already knows that this 1717 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:24,440 is going to be bad. So Charlie is like, yes, yes, I 1718 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:25,840 made it in time. Let's go. 1719 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:29,600 So the Minecraft kid takes out his like phone and starts 1720 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,800 playing like Stereo Hearts by Maroon 5. 1721 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,840 So he's like. My heart, your stereo. 1722 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,080 I'm not actually going to sing it or and do it well because 1723 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,160 like you 2 like literally they'll try and copyright you if 1724 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,720 you even sing the words like too much. 1725 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,480 So just imagine that song is playing and it's playing through 1726 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:48,880 the microphone, right? So it's like the worst audio 1727 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:51,080 ever. It's like nails on a chalkboard 1728 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:53,040 type audio. And that's when the Minecraft 1729 01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:56,920 kid starts singing his own, like his own rendition of the song. 1730 01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:01,800 Bro, like I got. So imagine stereo hearts and 1731 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:05,520 imagine the lyrics to it. The Minecraft kid decides to 1732 01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:11,360 make up his own lyrics, so he says like my hearts, a Minecraft 1733 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:16,320 stereo. It beats for you like a music 1734 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:20,840 disc like Minecraft. So listen to it close, hear my 1735 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:24,440 Minecraft thoughts and every beat from the music. 1736 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,480 It is like the crappiest thing ever. 1737 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:33,000 He's like make me your enderman and turn and ender Pearl away 1738 01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:37,600 when you feel low. This Minecraft song was meant 1739 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:42,280 for you so chill with me because I'm an enderman. 1740 01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:47,440 OK, that, OK, maybe it wasn't that ass, but it was like it was 1741 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:49,480 that aspirant. I'm trying to say it was. 1742 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,480 It was bad. It was bad, bro. 1743 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,320 Yeah. So if you can only imagine, Ava 1744 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,960 is not really having the greatest. 1745 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:01,880 Like her face is just a look of terror because the Minecraft kid 1746 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:06,600 is singing like a terrible remix that he made of stereo hearts 1747 01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,080 saying, I mean, you heard part of it. 1748 01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:11,720 Like it was bad, right? At this point, Charlie's just 1749 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,800 like there is no way. There is literally no way that 1750 01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,600 this is happening right now. Like this is the most insane 1751 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:21,720 thing. So eventually the song ends and 1752 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:25,880 he was like everyone that was written by the Enderman College, 1753 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,440 AKA me and all the other members. 1754 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:30,880 He kind of did leave in the fact that the other members of the 1755 01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:33,120 Enderman cult were literally just him. 1756 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:40,160 And he's like, Ava, I must ask you, do you want to date me? 1757 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,720 And she just is looking at him. She doesn't say anything, bro. 1758 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:47,600 She looks at him, and this is like where the worst thing ever? 1759 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:51,480 It is the worst miscommunication I've ever seen because, like, at 1760 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:55,760 this point, the Minecraft kid asks her out on a date, right, 1761 01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:58,880 to like, start dating him, which they've never spoken before. 1762 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:02,360 So yeah, that's going to work. And instead of saying no, she 1763 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,520 doesn't say anything, but she gives a look of like, what is 1764 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:09,120 going on right now, which the Minecraft kid interpreted. 1765 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:13,000 Anything that's not a no is a yes, which is a terrible thing 1766 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:15,960 to live by. Please, if you take away one 1767 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:20,080 thing from this video, someone not explicitly saying no does 1768 01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:24,520 not mean that they say yes, OK? Just please take that away from 1769 01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,120 this video. If you have to learn one thing 1770 01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,560 from the Connor Pugs channel, please learn that at least. 1771 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:33,000 So the Minecraft kid is like, I'm going to take that as a yes 1772 01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:35,640 and then starts doing like the gritty dancer. 1773 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:40,640 What the what is my life bro? And he starts doing the gritty 1774 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:45,320 dance around the cafeteria and everyone is just like talking to 1775 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:47,320 each other. Look, some people just had their 1776 01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:51,400 mouths are gasping open and he's just like grittying around the 1777 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:56,720 cafeteria and eventually, like Ava's just like a loss for words 1778 01:27:56,720 --> 01:28:00,120 at this point. And the Minecraft kid goes up to 1779 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:05,080 Ava, gritties up to her and reaches out to like try and like 1780 01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:08,280 kiss her or something. Like he's like he like puffers 1781 01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:12,160 out his his like lips and starts leaning in very slowly after 1782 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:15,240 grittying to her. And she's just like, oh, get 1783 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,040 away from me, dude. OK, I don't think she says dude, 1784 01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:21,120 but she's like. You like you got cuties and 1785 01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:24,000 you're gross. Like what are you doing around? 1786 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,840 Here and then everyone starts laughing and the Minecraft kids 1787 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,080 like but you said you. Wanted to go on a date. 1788 01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:31,800 With me and Ava's, like, I didn't say anything like that. 1789 01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:33,560 He's like, but you didn't say no. 1790 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,000 She's. Like but I didn't say yes. 1791 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,640 I was at a loss for words. And the Minecraft kid is like 1792 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,520 another loss for the Enderman Club. 1793 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:46,360 One day we shall win again. And he's like he like gets his 1794 01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:51,160 backpack, packs up his karaoke and sadly walks out of the 1795 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:54,320 cafeteria. And that's when he sees Charlie 1796 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:57,960 and he's like yew. And he literally takes out his 1797 01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:01,160 he takes out his Oh my God, dude, this story is ridiculous. 1798 01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:05,560 He takes this kid bro. He takes out his karaoke, SAP 1799 01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:10,120 turns it back on, is like you. And he says it again, but this 1800 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,800 time it's super loud. So everyone in the cafeterias 1801 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,920 heads turn and look at the Minecraft kid. 1802 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:16,840 And the Minecraft kid is like you. 1803 01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:21,000 And he points to Charlie. You told you told Ava to say no 1804 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,640 to me. She would have, clearly. 1805 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:24,600 Said yes to me if you didn't interfere. 1806 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:29,240 And Charlie's just looking at him like, dude, what? 1807 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,320 What? Like what? 1808 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:35,120 What do you what? And he's like, I knew it. 1809 01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:38,240 I knew it from the start. You have been plotting against 1810 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:41,800 the Underwing Club since the day we existed, since the day we 1811 01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,800 started. And the thing that I thought you 1812 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:46,640 would have been a great member. How wrong I was. 1813 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:54,160 I challenge you to a rap battle. Charlie's just like, dude, what? 1814 01:29:54,960 --> 01:30:04,080 He's like 123C. You look so stupid guys. 1815 01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:06,440 What rhymes with stupid Charlie? You. 1816 01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:11,480 Look so dumb. Makes me want to stick my finger 1817 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,600 in my ass. No, I mean in my bum. 1818 01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:17,680 Charlie's like, dude, I'm not. I'm not going to do a rap battle 1819 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,240 with you. He's like, oh, you can't take 1820 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:20,960 the heat. You can't take the heat right 1821 01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:23,200 now. And everyone, everyone's just 1822 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:24,720 staring at him. Eventually the Minecraft kid 1823 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,160 starts to get pretty self-conscious. 1824 01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:31,720 Like, guys, I just won that rap battle fair and square, whether 1825 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:34,240 you want to deal with it or not, it's not my concern. 1826 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,720 Puts his, like, he puts the karaoke set back into his 1827 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,840 backpack, puts it on. It's like, good day. 1828 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:45,760 Walks out of the cafeteria and, yeah, Charlie sits down, eats 1829 01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:49,280 lunch, and the entire cafeteria is abuzz with, like, people 1830 01:30:49,280 --> 01:30:52,360 talking because how do you not talk after something as 1831 01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,960 ridiculous and crazy and insane as that happens? 1832 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:57,280 Like I, I do not blame them for talking right dude? 1833 01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:02,920 And yeah, let's just say that the that the the Enderman club 1834 01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:06,320 did not did not, or the Enderman cult did not do much after that 1835 01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:09,000 point. OK guys, if you made it this, I 1836 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:12,280 know I already had a secret word of the day, which was did I 1837 01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:13,520 even? Have a secret word of the day? 1838 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,840 I forgot what it was, but look, if you made it this far into the 1839 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:20,560 video, then you made it like 40 minutes into a video and that 1840 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:22,760 helps me out so much. And I really want to say thank 1841 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,360 you to the people who made it this far. 1842 01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:28,640 So I want you to comment. I want you to comment. 1843 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:32,880 What do I want you to comment? I want you to comment door. 1844 01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:35,400 If you made it this far, it's the old word I used to use like 1845 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:39,160 2 years ago. And yeah, if I see doors like I 1846 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,240 will probably try and reply to every comment I can saying thank 1847 01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:45,120 you so much because making this far into the video is crazy. 1848 01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:47,720 And if you want to keep helping me out, watch another video. 1849 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,280 But yeah, click on the video on screen right now. 1850 01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:51,920 I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it. 1851 01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:56,240 Do it today. We've got a pretty crazy story 1852 01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:59,320 of a Minecraft kid who ruins the school play. 1853 01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,360 I know you'll enjoy this, so let's get into it. 1854 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,440 We're going to call the subscriber who submitted the 1855 01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:06,360 story Robert. So anyways, Robert was in the 1856 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:09,560 5th grade in the 5th grade play was a was like the big thing at 1857 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:11,240 a school. Everyone was that was like the 1858 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:14,320 big deal that everyone would talk about everyone will, 1859 01:32:14,440 --> 01:32:17,720 everyone would be excited for. And it was like it was almost 1860 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:19,800 like a coming of age celebration. 1861 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:23,320 It was almost like you are now and you are now really a true 1862 01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:25,640 middle schooler once you've completed to the fifth grade 1863 01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:28,600 play and all the 4th, 3rd, 2nd, 1st, whatever. 1864 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:31,280 Graders really enjoyed watching it as it was always kind of a 1865 01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:32,720 fun. It was a fun event. 1866 01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:36,040 Basically the whole lower school type thing had the entire day 1867 01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,640 off. When the 5th grade play was, 1868 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:41,760 they were able to watch it on the afternoon and they basically 1869 01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:45,000 got 1/2 day on that day. So it was also really fun 1870 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,280 because they were able to go home early and it was like no 1871 01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:49,080 classes or whatever. So it was a really fun 1872 01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:51,040 celebration. It was just a really great time. 1873 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:53,960 How? Anyways, so the auditions for 1874 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:57,120 the 5th grade play happened about one to two months before 1875 01:32:57,120 --> 01:33:00,440 the play actually happened, and Robert was pretty excited. 1876 01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:03,640 Robert had no intentions of having, I don't know, like a 1877 01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:06,360 main role or anything, but he was this excited to be part of 1878 01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,760 the 5th grade play as that was a pretty big deal. 1879 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:13,200 So anyways, you know, it's the day of the auditions and there's 1880 01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:16,280 only, you know, the, the play has already been written and 1881 01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:18,840 it's been chosen and it's like, I don't know, it's always like 1882 01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:20,880 one of these classic fairy tales or whatever. 1883 01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:23,760 So there may be do or like a classic story. 1884 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:26,440 So for this year they're doing James and the Giant Peach. 1885 01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:29,160 I remember when I was actually, I think in second or third 1886 01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:32,840 grade, my third grade play or second grade play was also James 1887 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:35,040 and the Giant Peach. And I had a great time doing 1888 01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:36,400 that. And apparently it was a good 1889 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:39,560 play according to my mom. She wouldn't be biased, right? 1890 01:33:40,480 --> 01:33:42,520 She he wouldn't tell me it was a great play, even though it 1891 01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:45,840 wasn't right Anyways, though, so it was James and the Giant 1892 01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:47,840 Peach. So you got like all the I kind 1893 01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:50,720 of forgot the story, but anyways, I think I was a 1894 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:53,320 grasshopper or something. So you got like a grasshopper as 1895 01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,280 a kid. I don't know, man. 1896 01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:57,440 But anyways, the important thing to know is that there was no 1897 01:33:57,440 --> 01:34:01,160 creeper from Minecraft in James and the Giant Peach. 1898 01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:04,040 That might sound like a really, really weird fact. 1899 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,320 Like, OK, Connor. Yeah. 1900 01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:08,120 And there also was no Darth Vader in James and the Giant 1901 01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:10,640 Peach. I can list weird, unimportant 1902 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:13,680 facts as well. However, this is correctly a 1903 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:16,480 weird fact. However, it's not unimportant, 1904 01:34:16,480 --> 01:34:19,320 as you will soon see, because there's another character that 1905 01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:22,480 is time for me to introduce, and he will be known as the 1906 01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:25,280 Minecraft Kid. So anyways, right, The Minecraft 1907 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:29,000 Kid is obsessed with Minecraft. It's a great game. 1908 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:31,200 It's the background gameplay for a lot of my games. 1909 01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:33,200 I actually got a lot of my videos. 1910 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:36,080 I just got it from my friends a couple nights ago too, so we can 1911 01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:38,640 casually like flip it on if we got nothing better to do. 1912 01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:40,600 It's a great game, I do enjoy it a lot. 1913 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:44,200 However, this kids entire life was Minecraft, and when I was in 1914 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:45,800 fifth grade I was kind of similar. 1915 01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:48,280 I've really enjoyed the game as well and it was a big part of my 1916 01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:51,360 childhood so I don't blame him. However, he went a little bit 1917 01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:53,160 far. So anyways, let's skip to the 1918 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:55,760 day of the auditions. So James was there. 1919 01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:58,560 Robert, sorry, I'm thinking of like James and the Giant Peach. 1920 01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:00,400 So if I call Robert, James, I'm sorry. 1921 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,840 You know what I mean? Anyway, so Robert and everyone 1922 01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:05,080 in the 5th grade was there. There was a lot of buzz, a lot 1923 01:35:05,080 --> 01:35:07,000 of excitement. There were definitely some kids 1924 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:10,520 who were like really ready and really wanted specific parts. 1925 01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:11,960 So they're a little bit stressed out. 1926 01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:14,880 Robert was this here to have a good time and was excited to be 1927 01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:17,560 part of something bigger that he remembered always enjoying when 1928 01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:20,080 he was a little kid. And now he was on the stage 1929 01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:22,040 instead of him being in the audience watching. 1930 01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:24,480 So anyways, Robert is just there and it's very chill. 1931 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:28,000 However, Robert also witnesses the Minecraft kid and the 1932 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:31,320 Minecraft kid goes up to the director and is basically asking 1933 01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:33,960 like, hey director, I want the role of the creeper. 1934 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:37,280 Like I want to be the creeper that comes in and explodes and 1935 01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:41,080 the the director looks at him and kind of goes what? 1936 01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:45,040 Like bro, what? He's like, I'm sorry, Minecraft 1937 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:50,480 kid, there is no creeper. I'm not sure if that is, but 1938 01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:52,640 that that's very much not a thing in this play. 1939 01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:55,600 Like here are the roles like I just so it's clear, just so you 1940 01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,280 know, as I'm sure is a misunderstanding. 1941 01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:00,440 Here are the characters you can that we're going to the people 1942 01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:02,680 can audition for. Here are the roles. 1943 01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:04,880 Also, if you don't want to be a character, you can always be in 1944 01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:08,240 the, you know, the behind the scenes, coordinating Lightroom, 1945 01:36:08,240 --> 01:36:09,440 whatever you want to do like that. 1946 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,640 Yeah. So that's also an option. 1947 01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:14,200 But yeah, here are the people like that you can audition for 1948 01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:17,040 if you want a speaking part. And the Minecraft kid kind of 1949 01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:20,360 looks at him and says, no, no, no, you don't understand. 1950 01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:22,920 I want to be the, I want to be the creeper. 1951 01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:30,000 I want to be the creeper that comes in, goes the the, the guy 1952 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:33,000 kind of looks at him is like, hey, man, like, I'm sorry, these 1953 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,840 are the roles. I can't change it now. 1954 01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:36,680 We've already got the script. I'm sorry. 1955 01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:39,120 Minecraft's kid is not very happy. 1956 01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:42,880 However, he still gets a role as more of a background character. 1957 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:45,520 I don't know exactly, but he does have some, he does have 1958 01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:48,080 some air time, but he doesn't have a ton. 1959 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:52,080 So anyways, right, you know, for the next couple months or so, 1960 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:56,320 they're they're practicing, they're learning their lines, 1961 01:36:56,680 --> 01:37:00,160 they're on stage and every single in and Robert just gets a 1962 01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:02,640 sense from the Minecraft kid that he's just not feeling it. 1963 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:05,160 He's not super energized. He's just not super into it. 1964 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,320 Robert doesn't understand that the reason why is he is the 1965 01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:11,000 Minecraft kid is super bummed out that he cannot be a creeper 1966 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:14,040 and explode and like do Minecraft stuff and James and 1967 01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:15,840 the giant Peach. I don't know. 1968 01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:18,480 Robert just thinks that the kid just isn't super excited about 1969 01:37:18,480 --> 01:37:19,960 it, which, you know, that's totally fine. 1970 01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,640 I mean, that's not a crime or anything. 1971 01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:26,120 So anyways, right, you know, Robert and everyone else starts 1972 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:29,080 to get prepared as it's only a couple weeks until the actual 1973 01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:31,480 audition. And that's when Robert overhears 1974 01:37:31,480 --> 01:37:33,840 the Minecraft kid talking to like his one other friend. 1975 01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:37,360 And the Minecraft kid is like man, like I don't understand why 1976 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:40,240 I could have been the creeper. Like my role now is like fine or 1977 01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:43,480 whatever, but I just know that being the creeper would be so, 1978 01:37:43,480 --> 01:37:46,520 so much better. I just know for a fact, and you 1979 01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:48,480 know, the director, I know he'll thank me. 1980 01:37:48,480 --> 01:37:51,520 I know he'll be like proud of me if I do what I think is right. 1981 01:37:51,920 --> 01:37:55,160 And when Robert hears this, he's just a little bit confused in 1982 01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:58,040 general cuz he's like, I don't totally understand what this kid 1983 01:37:58,040 --> 01:38:02,240 means, but whatever, I guess. And he doesn't understand that, 1984 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:05,840 you know, this kid is basically alluding that he will be that he 1985 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,720 will be taking this play into his own hands basically. 1986 01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:12,680 And yeah, you guys are about are about to see what this what the 1987 01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:15,520 Minecraft kit is talking about. And it is quite interesting. 1988 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:17,560 By the way, if you made it as far into the video comment 1989 01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,440 Minecraft down below. I'll try and hard a bunch of 1990 01:38:19,440 --> 01:38:22,560 those comments anyways, though. So, yeah, the, you know, they go 1991 01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:26,880 back to it's, let's say, skip ahead to like the day before and 1992 01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:28,880 it is like there's a lot of nerves, there's a lot of 1993 01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:30,480 tension. Basically everyone has their 1994 01:38:30,480 --> 01:38:33,040 lines down. It's really just like the final 1995 01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:36,280 rehearsal, the final rundown. And by the end of it, Robert and 1996 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:38,920 everyone else involved is really excited because they all did a 1997 01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:41,240 very good job. And the director, you know, 1998 01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:43,760 brings them together at the end of it and says, guys, you have 1999 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:46,160 like gone above and beyond my expectations. 2000 01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:48,600 I've done this for many years. Like I've been the 5th grade 2001 01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:52,560 play director every single time. And I don't want to point out 2002 01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:55,760 favorites, but you guys have been very, very, very good. 2003 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:58,720 Like, you guys have it way down. Congratulations. 2004 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,680 Tomorrow's going to be a victory lap. 2005 01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,120 Let's go out and kill it. So they, you know, they leave 2006 01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:05,360 with a cheer, whatever. And there's a lot of excitement 2007 01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:07,800 in the air. The next thing comes around and 2008 01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:10,840 it is an exciting day, but not for the reasons why people 2009 01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:13,720 believe it would be because as you will see, the Minecraft kid 2010 01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:16,840 decides that he's going to take the fate of this play into his 2011 01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:20,440 own hands, as you'll see how he does it. 2012 01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:23,280 So anyways, right, you know, Robert and everyone, they're 2013 01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:27,000 behind stage and you know, they're doing like vocal warmups 2014 01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:29,640 or going over lines one last time, even though everyone knows 2015 01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:31,160 their lines inside out and backwards. 2016 01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,760 If you wanted like say, hey, say your lines in pig Latin, they 2017 01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:35,040 could probably do it at this point. 2018 01:39:35,440 --> 01:39:37,880 That's just the level that they had this play down to. 2019 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:41,600 So it's all really exciting. And that's one Robert, because 2020 01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:44,800 you know how you just like randomly think of stuff has to 2021 01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:47,400 do with like the way your mind works, like the the way that 2022 01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:50,320 like stuff pops together, like kind of got like neural network 2023 01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:51,320 and things connect to each other. 2024 01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,400 Very interesting how your mind works. 2025 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:56,640 But sometimes something will flash to something will connect 2026 01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:58,960 to something, it will connect to something within a millisecond. 2027 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,680 And then immediately you'll think of something. 2028 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:03,720 So some kind of something like that happened. 2029 01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:06,120 I said something like way too much of my explanation, but. 2030 01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:10,400 Something like that happened. And somehow Robert remembers 2031 01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:13,680 just, it flashes to him, the Minecraft kid saying he's going 2032 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:14,960 to take the play into his own hands. 2033 01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:18,240 And he thinks about that for a second and he's like, well, the 2034 01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:20,400 Minecraft kid is here and he doesn't seem to be doing 2035 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,880 anything weird. So I guess he doesn't do it. 2036 01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,800 And Robert, unfortunately, was very incorrect with the 2037 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:30,000 statement because anyways, yeah, the play goes on. 2038 01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:33,320 It is, you know, it is like 5 minutes till everyone packs into 2039 01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:35,240 the like, the place where they're doing the play. 2040 01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:38,360 It's like a little room with a bunch of chairs and a theater 2041 01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:40,320 set. And they got a whole like stage 2042 01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:43,360 2, which is pretty sick. And yeah, everyone's packed in 2043 01:40:43,360 --> 01:40:44,840 there. Everyone's really excited. 2044 01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:47,960 All the Lower school kids are excited because like they not 2045 01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:50,840 only get to see the play, but it's also 1/2 day for them. 2046 01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:52,400 So it's just a great day in general. 2047 01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:54,680 And it was on a Friday. So it's like the most hype 2048 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:58,440 combination of all time. You get a play, you get 1/2 day, 2049 01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:01,280 and you're about to go home to start the freaking weekend. 2050 01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:04,320 Like, it is a great day for everyone right now. 2051 01:41:04,720 --> 01:41:08,280 But anyways, back to it. And sure enough, you know, 2052 01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:11,040 they're all just kind of like waiting around backstage and no 2053 01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:14,720 one can find the Minecraft kid. The Minecraft kid is missing in 2054 01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:16,600 action. And the, you know, the director 2055 01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:18,800 is a little concerned. While the Minecraft kid doesn't 2056 01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:22,400 have a ton of lines, he still has one or two and he's still on 2057 01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:23,600 stage. It's not like this is a 2058 01:41:23,600 --> 01:41:26,280 background character that can like, or this isn't a guy behind 2059 01:41:26,280 --> 01:41:29,040 the stage that maybe the play director can fill in for or have 2060 01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:32,240 someone do his task. So the play director is like, 2061 01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:36,760 OK, and he turns to another background character, returns to 2062 01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:40,440 everyone, basically says if the Minecraft kit doesn't show you 2063 01:41:40,440 --> 01:41:43,920 remember his two lines or whatever, you none of his lines 2064 01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:46,120 are like, for example, the Minecraft kit doesn't have a 2065 01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:49,760 line that sparks another person for like important dialogue. 2066 01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:52,080 It's not like he asks an integral question. 2067 01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:54,960 He basically just like adds a little bit of dialogue in here 2068 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,440 and there. So they're like, OK, basically 2069 01:41:57,440 --> 01:42:01,240 if he's not here, all you got to do is skip over where his line 2070 01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:03,000 should be. I know that's going to mess you 2071 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:05,040 guys up. I know that could mess you up, 2072 01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:08,840 but it really shouldn't. Stuff like this always happens 2073 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:10,920 last minute. You guys are still going to kill 2074 01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:12,320 it no matter what. Let's go out there. 2075 01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:14,360 And the Minecraft kid is not there yet. 2076 01:42:15,080 --> 01:42:19,920 So anyways, right, the play starts and they just kind of get 2077 01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:23,680 into it no problem at all. And when the first line of what 2078 01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:26,320 the Minecraft kid is supposed to have comes up, they just skip it 2079 01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:29,120 and they keep going. Still, at this point there's no 2080 01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:32,800 Minecraft kid. However, that is about to 2081 01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:36,880 change. So anyways, Robert is now behind 2082 01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:40,360 stage because like for this next scene, he is not in, but he's 2083 01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:43,320 going in in the next scene. And that's when he sees the door 2084 01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:46,360 open behind stage and someone walks in. 2085 01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:51,800 It is the Minecraft kid. He walks in and he is in a full 2086 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:54,680 creeper outfit he bought off Amazon. 2087 01:42:55,120 --> 01:42:59,800 And this is when Robert remembers that the the Minecraft 2088 01:42:59,800 --> 01:43:02,880 kid was talking about how he was going to take this play into his 2089 01:43:02,920 --> 01:43:06,760 own hands and that he wanted to be a creeper on the first day. 2090 01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:09,480 And this is where Robert starts to put two and two together. 2091 01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:13,000 And he's like, Oh no dude, Oh no. 2092 01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:15,440 And so sure enough, the Minecraft kid like the play 2093 01:43:15,440 --> 01:43:17,000 director's like. Where have you been? 2094 01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:20,200 Then like, we had to like change the entire play because of you. 2095 01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:24,320 Minecraft kid says, looks at him and says thank me later and then 2096 01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:28,000 proceeds to walk right by him. No one stops him because they're 2097 01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:30,040 so just like, what is this kid doing right? 2098 01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:35,320 And he walks right by both of them and he just walks onto the 2099 01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:36,800 stage and the director's like, Oh my God. 2100 01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:40,640 And the Minecraft kid walks onto the stage and Robert kind of 2101 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:45,120 peeks his head around and kind of like looks at a kind of like 2102 01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:46,960 looks through the curtain. So it's not obvious that he's 2103 01:43:46,960 --> 01:43:49,880 watching, but that he watches what the Minecraft kids about to 2104 01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:51,480 do. So the other kids are in the 2105 01:43:51,480 --> 01:43:55,160 middle of a scene and one of them notices the Minecraft kid 2106 01:43:55,160 --> 01:43:58,800 walk on stage in a freaking creeper outfit. 2107 01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:01,960 Like it is the most ridiculous thing of all time. 2108 01:44:02,440 --> 01:44:04,320 And they're just looking at him and their. 2109 01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:07,160 Heads, they're just like what? The what? 2110 01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:10,680 What's going on here? Like what is going on here, bro 2111 01:44:10,680 --> 01:44:14,000 what? And slowly everyone on the stage 2112 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:16,480 starts to get a little but distracted as the Minecraft kid 2113 01:44:16,480 --> 01:44:18,880 struts on stage in his creeper outfit. 2114 01:44:19,440 --> 01:44:22,760 And OK, so there's a set on stage with some, like some trees 2115 01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:26,480 or whatever for some reason. And so they're still going 2116 01:44:26,480 --> 01:44:28,480 through the lines. But you know how like someone 2117 01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:30,120 says the lines really confidently. 2118 01:44:30,120 --> 01:44:33,360 But when someone is distracted, like when a Minecraft kid walks 2119 01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:36,160 on stage in a full creeper suit, you might be distracted. 2120 01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,920 They'll say their lines correctly, but maybe with less 2121 01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:42,360 focus and less passion. Basically, that's what was 2122 01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:45,800 happening as all the kids got distracted and the audience was 2123 01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:48,320 a little bit confused, but they were also like, well, the fifth 2124 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:50,200 grade play can be experimental at times. 2125 01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:53,000 Maybe they brought on a creeper just for like the haha, because 2126 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:54,680 Minecraft's really popular right now. 2127 01:44:55,320 --> 01:45:00,600 However, the Minecraft kid runs on to the stage and is like goes 2128 01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:02,880 up and stands next to everyone on the cast. 2129 01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:06,080 Robert is watching this completely aghast, completely 2130 01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:09,240 like Oh my God, like this is insane. 2131 01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:12,920 And the Minecraft kid is just standing there next to everyone 2132 01:45:12,920 --> 01:45:16,480 else and it's really awkward because he's completely messing 2133 01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:18,800 up the flow of everything. And the other kids, they 2134 01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:22,240 continue on their lines and they try and pretend like to not 2135 01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:26,080 notice the Minecraft kid, which is extremely difficult because 2136 01:45:26,080 --> 01:45:28,400 he's in a full blown creeper outfit. 2137 01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:31,480 And he's just standing there when they were told like, oh, 2138 01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:33,280 just ignore him. Like he's not actually here it's 2139 01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:37,160 fine. But no, the Minecraft kid is 2140 01:45:37,160 --> 01:45:40,200 standing on stage. He's in his creeper outfit. 2141 01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:42,440 And he's just looking at them. And you might be thinking, Oh 2142 01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:44,680 well, the kid just got on stage for a scene or something. 2143 01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:48,920 No, no, no, no, it gets worse. So in the middle of one of the 2144 01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:53,960 kids saying they're lying, they hear this kind of this. 2145 01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:56,240 Like, OK, maybe a better creeper noise than this, but the 2146 01:45:56,240 --> 01:45:59,480 Minecraft kid in his creeper outfits starts hissing. 2147 01:45:59,480 --> 01:46:01,600 If you guys don't know, in Minecraft, the creeper is this 2148 01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:04,960 green thing that goes around and hisses at people, then explodes. 2149 01:46:05,640 --> 01:46:08,480 And so yeah, the Minecraft kid starts hissing on stage in his 2150 01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:10,920 creeper outfit. And Robert, who is someone who's 2151 01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:14,360 played enough Minecraft to know how the creeper works, realizes, 2152 01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:17,640 Oh my God, this kids going to do like some kind of explosion type 2153 01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:19,840 thing. And so whoever was saying their 2154 01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:22,600 lines, instead of just being distracted, they literally just 2155 01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:25,880 stopped saying the line because this was like really just this 2156 01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,720 was bad. Like they were completely 2157 01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:30,120 distracted by this. They were completely taken off 2158 01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:33,600 guard by this and they all just started watching the Minecraft 2159 01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:37,840 kid kid go and then all of a sudden the Minecraft kid went 2160 01:46:39,080 --> 01:46:41,200 kaboom. He just like said an explosion 2161 01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:45,320 sound effect and then he sprinted into the trees, right? 2162 01:46:45,320 --> 01:46:48,680 The props that were behind him knocking them all over and going 2163 01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:53,600 basically making explosion noises and starts rolling 2164 01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:56,600 around, breaking the bits of trees off that the art 2165 01:46:56,600 --> 01:46:58,120 department worked on or whatever. 2166 01:46:58,280 --> 01:47:01,680 Stands up, kicks over another tree, pushes over another one, 2167 01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:06,120 and then runs off stage. I'm just going to let that scene 2168 01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:07,600 sink into you guys for a little bit. 2169 01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:12,240 The Minecraft kid dressed up in a creeper suit in the middle of 2170 01:47:12,240 --> 01:47:16,880 a play runs on the stage, makes explosion noises, and then runs 2171 01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:19,480 off stage after destroying all the props. 2172 01:47:20,080 --> 01:47:22,880 So this point, the director was like this in his head was 2173 01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:24,720 probably like, this play was so perfect. 2174 01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:28,840 Are these kids going to recover? However, the kids on set are 2175 01:47:28,840 --> 01:47:31,160 actually should be actors when they grow up because they 2176 01:47:31,160 --> 01:47:34,160 recover perfectly. They somehow make it into the 2177 01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:35,960 storyline. Like when the kids was like, 2178 01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:38,200 what was that? Was that a figment of our 2179 01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:40,080 imagination? And then another kids was like, 2180 01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:43,520 wow, I think we're going crazy. Like we got to get like we got 2181 01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:45,480 to focus in. And then they continue on. 2182 01:47:45,480 --> 01:47:47,640 They literally just continue on like nothing happened. 2183 01:47:48,080 --> 01:47:50,440 Everyone in the audience started laughing and they didn't. 2184 01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:52,920 And some of them, I think some of them realized that something 2185 01:47:52,920 --> 01:47:56,200 was up, but a lot of them, I'd supposedly thought that that was 2186 01:47:56,200 --> 01:47:58,600 part of the play. So maybe he doesn't entirely 2187 01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:00,400 ruin it. But it's not over yet. 2188 01:48:00,760 --> 01:48:04,040 Because anyways, Robert sees the play director run to the other 2189 01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:07,080 side of the stage and try and get to like the Minecraft kid, 2190 01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:10,160 try and catch him. However, the Minecraft kid is 2191 01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:12,960 running around backstage in his creeper outfit trying to run 2192 01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:15,720 away from the director. And when all this is happening, 2193 01:48:15,960 --> 01:48:18,600 the kids on stage are like saying their lines or whatever. 2194 01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:22,840 But The thing is, the Minecraft kid accidentally runs into 2195 01:48:22,840 --> 01:48:25,600 something like something on the stage that was super like 2196 01:48:25,600 --> 01:48:29,240 important to the structure of it, and he accidentally bumps 2197 01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:31,040 into something that was really fragile. 2198 01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:33,680 I don't know exactly what it was, but I know what happened 2199 01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:36,840 next. And the title Minecraft kid 2200 01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:40,160 ruins the school play wasn't because you ran on stage in a 2201 01:48:40,160 --> 01:48:43,040 creeper outfit and exploded all the trees or whatever. 2202 01:48:43,480 --> 01:48:46,560 It was because he did this. The Minecraft kid ran into 2203 01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:49,920 something that was super important for the for the 2204 01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:52,560 curtains and he knocked them over. 2205 01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:57,080 So all of a sudden the curtains fall down, fall down on all the 2206 01:48:57,080 --> 01:49:00,080 cast members. A wooden beam falls, thankfully 2207 01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:03,480 doesn't hit anyone. The backstage curtain falls down 2208 01:49:03,480 --> 01:49:05,440 exposing everyone in the back of the cast. 2209 01:49:05,680 --> 01:49:08,360 The entire audience starts gasping and talking. 2210 01:49:08,640 --> 01:49:11,800 It is a disaster. The whole stage falls apart 2211 01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:14,840 basically. And that's when the director 2212 01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:17,880 comes on after a minute and says technical difficulties everyone 2213 01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:19,760 please. Like, let's have a 20 minute 2214 01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:22,480 recess. So the teachers are now informed 2215 01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:24,480 to tell all the kids to go up and leave for a second. 2216 01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:26,840 And that's when they're assessing the damage. 2217 01:49:27,320 --> 01:49:30,920 And unfortunately, the damage done to the stage was so bad 2218 01:49:30,920 --> 01:49:33,200 that they could not continue the school play. 2219 01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:35,520 The kids were let out early. It was still a fun day of 2220 01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:38,760 celebration. However, the Minecraft kid did 2221 01:49:38,760 --> 01:49:40,720 ruin the school play for all of them. 2222 01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:44,520 So the Minecraft kid did get in trouble because, you know, this 2223 01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:46,000 was against some kind of school rules. 2224 01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:48,600 He didn't get, like, I think he might have gotten like, 2225 01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:50,640 suspended for a little bit. He didn't get expelled or 2226 01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:52,160 anything. But the main thing he had to do 2227 01:49:52,480 --> 01:49:55,600 was he had to write an apology letter that he had to read in 2228 01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:58,040 front of the play director and everyone in the play. 2229 01:49:58,440 --> 01:50:02,080 Because a lot of people were pretty upset because, like, that 2230 01:50:02,080 --> 01:50:04,320 was their moment and they weren't able to have their 2231 01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:07,400 moment because the Minecraft kid ruined their moment, basically. 2232 01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:10,440 And the Minecraft kid probably did feel pretty bad about it. 2233 01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:13,240 But yeah, moral of the story is, even if you think something's a 2234 01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:17,080 really good idea, make sure it's not you being a creeper and 2235 01:50:17,080 --> 01:50:19,360 running on stage and blowing stuff up, because that's 2236 01:50:19,360 --> 01:50:21,960 probably a bad idea. Leave a like if you haven't 2237 01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:23,240 already. And if you want to support the 2238 01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:25,800 channel, literally all you have to do is watch another video. 2239 01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:27,280 It helps even more than you think. 2240 01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:28,720 Bye. Click on the video on screen 2241 01:50:28,720 --> 01:50:30,240 right now. I know you'll enjoy it. 2242 01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:31,320 Just click it. Do it. 2243 01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:34,600 How's it going to everyone? Today we got a story that I know 2244 01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:36,960 you'll find interesting. So let's call the subscriber 2245 01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,640 submitted the story Tim. So anyways, this all happened 2246 01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:43,520 one day when Tim's friend, AKA the Minecraft kid who we're 2247 01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:45,600 going to call Max for the rest of the story. 2248 01:50:46,080 --> 01:50:48,600 Tim's friend Max comes up to him and Ben. 2249 01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:50,880 So Ben and Tim are sitting at a table. 2250 01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:52,440 A lot of names for me to remember. 2251 01:50:52,440 --> 01:50:56,320 Apologies in advance when I get these mixed up, but Tim and Matt 2252 01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:59,400 and Ben are sitting at a table and Max, their third friend, 2253 01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:01,480 sits down. It's like, guys, you need to 2254 01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:04,120 come over this weekend. I have the craziest thing to 2255 01:51:04,120 --> 01:51:05,560 show you. I'm not going to tell you about 2256 01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:08,040 it till we get there, but you, you just have to come. 2257 01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:11,320 So when whenever someone says something like that, like you 2258 01:51:11,320 --> 01:51:13,720 have to come over, I have the craziest thing to show you. 2259 01:51:13,960 --> 01:51:16,280 I mean, you're going to show up to see what it is, man. 2260 01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:19,120 You want to see what it is. So sure enough, Tim and Ben are 2261 01:51:19,120 --> 01:51:21,760 like, all right, well, I mean, we can talk to our parents. 2262 01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:24,600 I don't think I have anything and we'll see if we can come. 2263 01:51:25,480 --> 01:51:28,560 So you know, Tim and Ben, you know, they talked to their 2264 01:51:28,560 --> 01:51:31,160 parents and eventually both their parents say yes. 2265 01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:33,200 So, you know, Max is really excited. 2266 01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:36,000 And that Saturday night, you know, Tim and Ben are going to 2267 01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:38,720 go over to Maxes house to see what this big surprise is. 2268 01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:43,480 So another thing is, like Tim, Ben and Max, all three of them, 2269 01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,520 they really like, you know, video games. 2270 01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:48,440 I think they're 3rd, 4th, 5th type grade, like in that kind of 2271 01:51:48,440 --> 01:51:50,120 range. The thing is though, they don't 2272 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:51,880 really have access to video games. 2273 01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:54,360 I think one of them has like an iPad, another one has like a 2274 01:51:54,360 --> 01:51:57,000 phone or something, but they don't really have like a way to 2275 01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:59,320 play these games, right? But they're a big fan of 2276 01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:02,560 watching other people on YouTube or whatever play these games. 2277 01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:05,760 And they have like, they all watch the same games on YouTube. 2278 01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:08,280 So it was always something that they wanted to do eventually, 2279 01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:12,520 like talk to each other about, not talk to each other, but 2280 01:52:12,520 --> 01:52:14,280 actually play these games with each other. 2281 01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:16,760 That was like a really big thing that they always wanted to do, 2282 01:52:17,160 --> 01:52:20,840 but it just never happened. And, you know, Tim and Ben were 2283 01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:23,920 talking to each other, kind of speculating about what the big 2284 01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:26,800 surprise that Max had for them. And they were like, what if he 2285 01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,720 got like a gaming system? And they're like, yeah, that'd 2286 01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:32,800 be really cool. And they kind of suspected that 2287 01:52:32,800 --> 01:52:35,440 a little bit because that would be the big surprise, most 2288 01:52:35,440 --> 01:52:38,760 likely. But anyways, eventually Saturday 2289 01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:40,840 comes around, they get to Max's house. 2290 01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:42,680 And, you know, Max's mom meets some. 2291 01:52:42,680 --> 01:52:44,640 She's like, hey, guys, how's it going? 2292 01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:46,520 I hope it's all good for you guys. 2293 01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:48,920 Like, I know that Max has been so excited or. 2294 01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:50,760 I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, Max has been so 2295 01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:52,840 excited. And they're like, yeah, no, 2296 01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:54,600 thank you so much for having us, whatever. 2297 01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:57,760 And they don't say thanks for having us, whatever. 2298 01:52:57,800 --> 01:52:59,400 But, you know, they kind of say stuff like that. 2299 01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:02,760 They go up to Max's room and, you know, sure enough, you know, 2300 01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:06,040 Max like, you know, opens the door and he's like, OK, guys, 2301 01:53:06,640 --> 01:53:10,480 here's the surprise. And he like points to, you know, 2302 01:53:10,480 --> 01:53:12,800 the room in front or not the the bed in front of him. 2303 01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:16,160 And the bed, Max's bed has this kind of tarp over it. 2304 01:53:16,440 --> 01:53:19,080 So but there's very clearly something under the tarp. 2305 01:53:19,360 --> 01:53:24,120 Max goes over, lifts up the tarp and sure enough is an Xbox with 2306 01:53:24,120 --> 01:53:26,840 two controllers. And you know, Tim and Ben are 2307 01:53:26,840 --> 01:53:29,360 actually really excited. You know, they're like, Oh my 2308 01:53:29,360 --> 01:53:32,400 God, like this is awesome. You had Max like, yeah, like I 2309 01:53:32,400 --> 01:53:34,920 was thinking like all tonight we take turns playing like 2310 01:53:34,920 --> 01:53:37,960 multiplayer games or whatever and there's 2 controllers and 2311 01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:40,560 three of us, so we just switch off every every round or 2312 01:53:40,560 --> 01:53:42,680 whatever. It's going to be great. 2313 01:53:44,000 --> 01:53:46,880 And you know, sure enough, they, you know, they play for like a 2314 01:53:46,880 --> 01:53:49,040 good two hours or whatever and they're having a really good 2315 01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,520 time. Tim and Ben and Max, they're 2316 01:53:51,600 --> 01:53:55,040 really enjoying themselves. However, Max said something kind 2317 01:53:55,040 --> 01:53:58,000 of weird that only made sense later on in the story. 2318 01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:01,920 But maybe with the title of this video, you'll understand it a 2319 01:54:01,920 --> 01:54:04,800 little bit. Basically Max goes on to say 2320 01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:08,120 like about like an hour through. He's like, hey guys, you got to 2321 01:54:08,120 --> 01:54:10,360 do me a favor though. And they look at him and they're 2322 01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,840 like what? He's like, you can't mention 2323 01:54:12,840 --> 01:54:17,640 this like the Xbox to my mom. And Tim was like, wait, why? 2324 01:54:17,640 --> 01:54:19,520 Like I'm confused. Tim for seconds. 2325 01:54:19,520 --> 01:54:22,120 Like, oh, is he? Is this like a gift from like, 2326 01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:25,720 cuz like Tim or Max's parents were divorced. 2327 01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:29,240 So, you know, Tim was thinking, oh, maybe his dad got him this 2328 01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:31,400 and he doesn't want his mom to like be jealous or something. 2329 01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:33,760 I don't know. But I know Tim goes on this orb. 2330 01:54:34,120 --> 01:54:36,640 Sorry, I'm already mixing up the names. 2331 01:54:36,640 --> 01:54:39,640 But Max goes on to say, yeah, well, my mom was pretty 2332 01:54:39,640 --> 01:54:43,040 reluctant in giving this to me because she thinks that, like, 2333 01:54:43,040 --> 01:54:45,440 video games are going to rob my brain and then I'm going to get 2334 01:54:45,440 --> 01:54:47,800 addicted to them. So she did eventually give it to 2335 01:54:47,800 --> 01:54:50,080 me. But The thing is, right, I don't 2336 01:54:50,080 --> 01:54:52,640 want us talking about it at all because she'll think that that's 2337 01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:54,440 all we do. And then she might take away the 2338 01:54:54,440 --> 01:54:58,360 console, which wasn't true, as you'll see. 2339 01:54:58,360 --> 01:55:01,280 However, Tim kind of thought to himself, Oh, well, I mean, I 2340 01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:04,000 guess that makes sense. I mean, some parents are really 2341 01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:07,160 like, OK, I'll give my son like this video game system. 2342 01:55:07,160 --> 01:55:09,320 And then when they play for more than 10 minutes, they're like, 2343 01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:11,960 Oh my God, he is clinically addicted. 2344 01:55:12,040 --> 01:55:14,440 We need to bring him to video game rehab. 2345 01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:18,480 Oh my God, my poor son. When I mean, I've always thought 2346 01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:21,680 it was funny because like parents tend to seem like 2347 01:55:21,920 --> 01:55:25,960 television is totally fine, watch as much TV as possible, 2348 01:55:26,120 --> 01:55:28,760 but video games? Something that's actually making 2349 01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:31,600 your brain active and you need to solve puzzles instead of 2350 01:55:31,600 --> 01:55:34,160 passively consuming? Oh my God. 2351 01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:38,480 Oh no yes, You know, spending 12 hours a day playing video games 2352 01:55:38,480 --> 01:55:43,280 every single day is probably for most people not a good idea and 2353 01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:45,280 I understand why they'd be concerned about that. 2354 01:55:45,600 --> 01:55:48,240 However, dude, like I, I don't know, I've just seen a lot of 2355 01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:50,920 parents be like, video games are bad, television good. 2356 01:55:50,920 --> 01:55:53,120 Where I'm like, I don't know, I think it's because you grew up 2357 01:55:53,120 --> 01:55:54,760 with television, but not video games. 2358 01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:57,880 Like next generation of parents are going to be like video games 2359 01:55:57,880 --> 01:56:00,480 good, entering virtual reality bad. 2360 01:56:00,480 --> 01:56:02,600 Like it's always going to be like that man or whatever the 2361 01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:06,320 next big thing will be. So Tim was like, not he was 2362 01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:08,160 convinced. He was like, oh, OK, that makes 2363 01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:10,280 a lot of sense. Tim and Ben then agreed. 2364 01:56:10,880 --> 01:56:14,320 We're not going to say anything because, you know, we, we want 2365 01:56:14,320 --> 01:56:15,720 to, we want to keep playing this game. 2366 01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:17,680 Basically. They're like, yeah, OK. 2367 01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:19,080 I mean, we want to keep playing this. 2368 01:56:19,080 --> 01:56:21,880 We don't want Max's mom to think that, you know, we're playing 2369 01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:23,320 this too much. That's totally fine. 2370 01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:26,960 So eventually Max's mom invites them down for dinner and they go 2371 01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:30,280 down and, you know, you know, Max's mom is like, oh, I'm so 2372 01:56:30,280 --> 01:56:32,000 excited you guys came here. Whatever. 2373 01:56:32,240 --> 01:56:35,400 And then she says, So what have you boys been doing like, for 2374 01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:38,560 the last couple hours? And Tim and Ben kind of look at 2375 01:56:38,560 --> 01:56:41,840 each other quickly because they're like, because, you know, 2376 01:56:41,840 --> 01:56:44,760 they've been playing on the Xbox for the last two to three hours, 2377 01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:48,240 but they can't. They were instructed not to let 2378 01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:52,200 you know, Max's mom know by Max. So Max, Max very quickly pipes 2379 01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:56,000 up, is like, oh, we were, we were just watching like a movie. 2380 01:56:56,360 --> 01:56:59,080 And she's like, oh, what movie? He's like Star Wars. 2381 01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:01,560 And she's like, oh. How did you guys? 2382 01:57:01,560 --> 01:57:03,600 Watch that. I don't think we have the Star 2383 01:57:03,600 --> 01:57:06,120 Wars DVD. He's like, Tim brought it. 2384 01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:10,120 Tim is like, she's like, oh, that's so cool, Tim. 2385 01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:13,600 Like, I love Star Wars. Like, I might want to come over 2386 01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:17,040 and watch it with you guys. And Max gives her his mom, like, 2387 01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:19,680 a like, a look like, no. And she's like, I'm just 2388 01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:20,680 kidding. I'm just kidding. 2389 01:57:20,680 --> 01:57:22,520 I'll let you guys do what you're doing. 2390 01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:24,400 Right. And so. 2391 01:57:24,400 --> 01:57:25,760 Yeah. So that was a little awkward, 2392 01:57:25,760 --> 01:57:28,720 but the rest of the dinner conversation was totally normal. 2393 01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:31,440 And they went out. And, you know, I mean, Max 2394 01:57:31,440 --> 01:57:34,440 wasn't didn't think that was too weird because I guess he just 2395 01:57:34,760 --> 01:57:36,760 thought that or Tim didn't think that was too weird. 2396 01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:39,000 He just thought that like Max was trying to make it seem like, 2397 01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:42,200 oh, they weren't playing the video games the whole time so 2398 01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:45,880 his mob wouldn't get all scared or upset over kind of nothing, 2399 01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:49,080 which makes sense. I get that anyways, though, 2400 01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:51,920 They're upstairs and they're just playing, right? 2401 01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:55,240 They're just playing on the Xbox and that's when they hear his 2402 01:57:55,240 --> 01:57:59,400 mom like, or not his mom, Max's mom let out this like scream. 2403 01:57:59,920 --> 01:58:02,000 All three of them drop what they're doing and run 2404 01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:03,840 downstairs. Because you know, when someone 2405 01:58:03,840 --> 01:58:06,560 screams like that, I mean, it could be a lot of things, but 2406 01:58:06,560 --> 01:58:09,120 normally a scream is like an indication of you need like 2407 01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:11,600 assistance or you need help or something is wrong. 2408 01:58:12,160 --> 01:58:14,360 So they run downstairs and they're just like, Oh my God, 2409 01:58:14,360 --> 01:58:16,360 like what's going on? Is there like an intruder? 2410 01:58:16,360 --> 01:58:18,400 Does my mom need help? Do we need to like call the 2411 01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:20,240 ambulance? I, I, who knows, right. 2412 01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:25,160 So they run downstairs and once they get downstairs, they see 2413 01:58:25,160 --> 01:58:29,880 that, you know, his mom or Max's mom is on the phone and you 2414 01:58:29,880 --> 01:58:32,280 know, Max's mom looks at them and kind of gives them like a 2415 01:58:32,480 --> 01:58:34,880 like a thumbs up being like, it's fine, it's fine. 2416 01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:37,280 Not like a thumbs up, everything is great, but like a chill out, 2417 01:58:37,280 --> 01:58:40,320 we're good. And as they're walking away, you 2418 01:58:40,320 --> 01:58:44,400 know, Tim hears and everyone actually hears Max's mom was on 2419 01:58:44,400 --> 01:58:46,360 the phone being like, like that trend. 2420 01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:49,000 Like, I don't remember spending $500. 2421 01:58:49,480 --> 01:58:52,840 Like, I don't remember that we didn't have a $500 transaction 2422 01:58:52,840 --> 01:58:54,440 on the card in the last couple days. 2423 01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:59,040 Like, I think there's a mistake. I don't know what this whole, I 2424 01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:02,040 don't know what this whole Xbox thing is. 2425 01:59:02,360 --> 01:59:04,320 It sounds like something a hacker used. 2426 01:59:04,520 --> 01:59:07,080 I'm pretty sure a hacker got into my account and bought 2427 01:59:07,080 --> 01:59:09,560 something with my card so he could do more hacking. 2428 01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:11,520 Like that's definitely what happened. 2429 01:59:11,520 --> 01:59:13,720 Like what are we supposed to do? Do I have to like get a new 2430 01:59:13,720 --> 01:59:15,560 credit card? I think my information is out 2431 01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:19,920 there. And Tim and Ben, they hear this 2432 01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:24,640 and they look at each other because now they realize that in 2433 01:59:24,640 --> 01:59:29,680 fact, Max was not trying to keep the whole he has an Xbox and 2434 01:59:29,680 --> 01:59:32,840 they were playing the Xbox thing away from his mom because his 2435 01:59:32,840 --> 01:59:37,080 mom didn't like the Xbox. No, it's because she didn't know 2436 01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:41,600 that he had one. And he also, he bought one with 2437 01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:46,400 her card without her permission. So Max is kind of pretending 2438 01:59:46,400 --> 01:59:50,080 like they didn't hear anything. So they go sit down to play more 2439 01:59:50,080 --> 01:59:53,000 of the Xbox. But now Max is really like very 2440 01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:55,800 clearly on edge. Like he's a little bit freaked 2441 01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:59,600 out, He's a little bit worried, he feels a little weird. 2442 01:59:59,920 --> 02:00:02,200 And I mean it, it's very clear that he's starting to be a 2443 02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:05,600 little bit stressed out. And Tim and Ben are kind of like 2444 02:00:05,640 --> 02:00:10,200 in an awkward situation where it's not 100% clear to Max or 2445 02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,960 they don't think that Max knows for certain that they heard what 2446 02:00:12,960 --> 02:00:16,000 his mom was saying. However, Tim and Ben now know 2447 02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:18,040 the truth. And it's like, do they say 2448 02:00:18,040 --> 02:00:19,840 something about it? Do they not? 2449 02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:23,880 And that's when, you know, they hear like, you know, a maximum 2450 02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:25,920 be like, hey, kids, can you come down here for a second? 2451 02:00:25,920 --> 02:00:30,160 And Max's face is like, goes like, looks like he sees a 2452 02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:32,440 ghost, right? He's like, Oh my God. 2453 02:00:33,440 --> 02:00:36,800 So they go down there and you know, Max's mom is like has this 2454 02:00:36,800 --> 02:00:40,480 like fake, you know, when someone has kind of like a fake 2455 02:00:40,480 --> 02:00:44,280 happy smile, but it's like very much put on because you have 2456 02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:48,280 guests there and it's like, you know for a fact, if it was just 2457 02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:51,720 Max that she'd be like really like dropping her composure or 2458 02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:55,440 whatever. So, so basically, right. 2459 02:00:55,440 --> 02:00:59,920 She's like, hey, guys, I just wanna know, were you guys like, 2460 02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:04,520 at any point playing Xbox today? And she looks at Tim and Ben, 2461 02:01:05,240 --> 02:01:08,640 and Tim and Ben just freeze up. And they're like Max is like, 2462 02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:13,120 no, like, no, like we really want to like, we like, he's 2463 02:01:13,120 --> 02:01:15,240 like, no, no, no, no. Like we don't have any video 2464 02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:17,760 game systems. We were just watching people 2465 02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:20,600 like we were watching Star Wars and we watched a little YouTube 2466 02:01:20,600 --> 02:01:22,360 of other people playing video games. 2467 02:01:23,320 --> 02:01:28,160 And, you know, at this point, like Max's mom was like, what 2468 02:01:28,480 --> 02:01:30,880 can you guys tell me what an Xbox is? 2469 02:01:30,880 --> 02:01:33,000 Is it like a hacker system? Is it a? 2470 02:01:33,600 --> 02:01:36,440 And at this point, Max is kind of like, OK, he doesn't want to 2471 02:01:36,440 --> 02:01:38,200 say it's about video games because then she might get 2472 02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:40,520 suspicious. He's like, oh, yeah, no, it's a 2473 02:01:40,560 --> 02:01:45,480 hacker thing. Like dark web scary hacking. 2474 02:01:45,640 --> 02:01:48,560 It does stuff like that. And she's like, you boys 2475 02:01:48,560 --> 02:01:50,680 wouldn't do anything with something like that. 2476 02:01:50,680 --> 02:01:53,200 And he's like Max, like, no, no, that stuff scares me. 2477 02:01:53,200 --> 02:01:56,400 I would never. And she's like, OK, thanks for 2478 02:01:56,400 --> 02:01:59,520 letting me know. They all walk upstairs in this 2479 02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:02,480 time when they're all upstairs, Tim kind of looks at Max. 2480 02:02:02,480 --> 02:02:05,520 He's like, hey, man, like we we heard what your mom was saying 2481 02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:08,920 on the phone. So I think we know. 2482 02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:12,080 Like, I think we know why we can't say anything to her. 2483 02:02:12,800 --> 02:02:15,560 We're not going to say anything. But, you know, we just want to 2484 02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:17,480 let you know that like, we, we know what's up. 2485 02:02:18,080 --> 02:02:20,720 And Max, like guys, I, I messed up. 2486 02:02:20,720 --> 02:02:23,040 I really did. I just really wanted to play 2487 02:02:23,040 --> 02:02:25,240 like the video game. Yeah, I wanted to play video 2488 02:02:25,240 --> 02:02:27,520 games with you guys. And I was talking to my mom. 2489 02:02:27,520 --> 02:02:30,840 I was like for, for my birthday coming up, but my birthday's in 2490 02:02:30,840 --> 02:02:33,360 like a couple months away. And when she asked what I 2491 02:02:33,360 --> 02:02:36,440 wanted, I said I wanted to play like on a, on a video game 2492 02:02:36,440 --> 02:02:38,560 system. Thankfully I said PS4 and on 2493 02:02:38,560 --> 02:02:40,920 Xbox. But she was like, I hate, like, 2494 02:02:40,920 --> 02:02:43,400 I, you know how I feel about video games, games I'm not even 2495 02:02:43,400 --> 02:02:45,760 comfortable watching, like letting you watch them on 2496 02:02:45,760 --> 02:02:50,760 YouTube or whatever that is. So, you know, guys, I just, I, I 2497 02:02:50,760 --> 02:02:53,520 knew I wasn't getting a system anytime soon, so I took into my 2498 02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:56,760 own hands and I don't know, I'm just in too deep now. 2499 02:02:56,760 --> 02:02:58,160 You guys can't say anything though. 2500 02:02:58,880 --> 02:03:01,800 And, you know, Tim and Max or Tim and Ben kind of look at each 2501 02:03:01,800 --> 02:03:04,400 other and then they look at Ben and they're like, you're like, 2502 02:03:04,400 --> 02:03:06,200 yeah, dude. Like, I mean, we won't say 2503 02:03:06,200 --> 02:03:09,040 anything, but I mean, we're totally fine just chilling with 2504 02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:11,560 you guys, like, or chilling with you just not playing video 2505 02:03:11,560 --> 02:03:14,680 games. Like, yeah, we want to, but you 2506 02:03:14,680 --> 02:03:17,800 know, that we, we, we can in the future, maybe not super soon, 2507 02:03:17,800 --> 02:03:20,640 but we, we, we, we don't mind. Just like hanging out with you 2508 02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:23,400 without doing that. He's like, I know, I know what I 2509 02:03:23,400 --> 02:03:25,800 did was stupid. I, I just, I just can't, I'm in 2510 02:03:25,800 --> 02:03:28,240 too deep now, guys. And they're like, yeah, no, it's 2511 02:03:28,240 --> 02:03:29,800 fine. Like maybe we shouldn't be 2512 02:03:29,800 --> 02:03:32,000 playing right now, though, just in case she walks in, because 2513 02:03:32,000 --> 02:03:37,840 that'd be pretty bad luck. And it was almost as if it was 2514 02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:43,520 almost as if Tim was like had an ability, a foresight into the 2515 02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:47,320 future. Because as they're saying that, 2516 02:03:47,880 --> 02:03:53,520 the door opens up and sure enough, Max and Ben are holding 2517 02:03:53,520 --> 02:03:56,400 the console things and they're in the middle of playing a game 2518 02:03:56,400 --> 02:04:01,480 right on the Xbox. And I'm pretty sure on the Xbox 2519 02:04:01,480 --> 02:04:03,440 it says like Xbox on it or something. 2520 02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:05,920 But if it doesn't, the story still works. 2521 02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:07,640 I wasn't given that exact detail. 2522 02:04:07,640 --> 02:04:10,640 By the way, if you want to submit stories to me, you can do 2523 02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:13,200 so to my Instagram account. It's in the description. 2524 02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:17,400 It's how I got this story. All you got to do is follow me 2525 02:04:17,960 --> 02:04:20,640 because I like big, big numbers next to my name, and then DM me 2526 02:04:20,640 --> 02:04:22,680 the story. Please don't DM me saying do you 2527 02:04:22,680 --> 02:04:25,480 want to hear a story because I don't respond to the DMS. 2528 02:04:25,480 --> 02:04:29,040 I just read them and write them down because it would clutter at 2529 02:04:29,040 --> 02:04:31,880 my inbox way too quickly. So yeah, go ahead and do that. 2530 02:04:31,880 --> 02:04:34,080 If you have a story that you want featured on the channel, I 2531 02:04:34,080 --> 02:04:36,160 will mix up the names and details for you. 2532 02:04:36,160 --> 02:04:39,760 Don't worry anyways, though. So you know, Max is sitting 2533 02:04:39,760 --> 02:04:43,600 there and he turns around and they all turn around and, you 2534 02:04:43,600 --> 02:04:46,520 know, Max's mom is kind of looking at what she's seeing in 2535 02:04:46,520 --> 02:04:49,680 front of her and she's just examining everything. 2536 02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:53,320 And it's like a good 30 seconds, like not an exaggeration. 2537 02:04:53,320 --> 02:04:57,000 It's a big, it's a good 30 seconds of silence as Max's mom 2538 02:04:57,400 --> 02:05:01,560 comes to the realization that what she sees in front of her is 2539 02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:05,960 in fact an Xbox. And it all starts to add up. 2540 02:05:06,640 --> 02:05:13,000 So Max's mom, very calmly, not as happily, not as fake happily 2541 02:05:13,000 --> 02:05:16,600 as she was before, but very calmly, is like Tim Ben. 2542 02:05:17,120 --> 02:05:19,040 Do you mind? If I talk to Max for a second 2543 02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:21,480 and they're like, Oh yeah, that's totally fine. 2544 02:05:21,480 --> 02:05:25,560 So Max and Ben or Max, yeah, Tim and Ben immediately, like, power 2545 02:05:25,560 --> 02:05:28,800 walk out of the room and they stand basically, like they close 2546 02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:32,320 the door behind them or either they close the door or Max's mom 2547 02:05:32,320 --> 02:05:34,560 closes the door. They stand right outside the 2548 02:05:34,560 --> 02:05:36,120 door. And they're about to start 2549 02:05:36,120 --> 02:05:37,840 talking to each other like, oh, no, dude. 2550 02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:42,480 But before they could, they just hear screaming going on. 2551 02:05:42,480 --> 02:05:45,240 Like, did you like, you just robbed me? 2552 02:05:45,560 --> 02:05:49,200 You took my credit card to buy, like, a video game system. 2553 02:05:49,200 --> 02:05:52,520 First of all, you know how I feel about video games, but 2554 02:05:52,520 --> 02:05:55,920 you're going to go ahead and rob your own mother over them and 2555 02:05:55,920 --> 02:05:58,960 just stuff like that. And he was absolutely getting 2556 02:05:58,960 --> 02:06:00,640 chewed out. You could hear Max was, like, 2557 02:06:00,640 --> 02:06:04,480 trying to defend himself. Like, mom, I swear it was an 2558 02:06:04,480 --> 02:06:06,000 accident. She's like, what do you mean it 2559 02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:08,160 was an accident? How do you have an accident? 2560 02:06:08,160 --> 02:06:11,360 Buying something online with my credit card, shipping it to this 2561 02:06:11,360 --> 02:06:15,000 house and sneaking it in here. How is that an accident? 2562 02:06:15,160 --> 02:06:18,080 So, yeah, But Max realized that he was really cornered. 2563 02:06:18,080 --> 02:06:20,800 And it was like, a good 20 minutes of being chewed out. 2564 02:06:20,800 --> 02:06:23,600 And Max probably said a total of, like, 15 words. 2565 02:06:23,600 --> 02:06:26,440 But no, it was not. It was not even worth saying 2566 02:06:26,440 --> 02:06:29,640 anything and she's like, I don't even know if we can get a refund 2567 02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:32,040 on this. Like I really hope that like, 2568 02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:35,360 you know, it resells for almost the full value because like 2569 02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:39,160 anything minus the full value that we don't get on reselling 2570 02:06:39,160 --> 02:06:40,760 it. If we don't get a refund, you're 2571 02:06:40,760 --> 02:06:43,880 going to have to work over the summer and make that back doing 2572 02:06:43,880 --> 02:06:46,720 lawns and stuff because kid was in like 4th grade or whatever. 2573 02:06:46,720 --> 02:06:48,520 So you can't like some Target or something. 2574 02:06:48,520 --> 02:06:51,600 He'd have to like really grind for lawns or something. 2575 02:06:51,600 --> 02:06:54,360 And if they can only resell for like 300 bucks or something, 2576 02:06:54,360 --> 02:06:56,240 that's a whole $200 you have to make up. 2577 02:06:56,240 --> 02:06:59,680 And when you're only able to do lawns, like $10 to mow a lawn, 2578 02:07:00,120 --> 02:07:02,600 if that, like that's gonna take a second. 2579 02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:06,200 So after about 30 minutes, like Tim and Ben are just standing 2580 02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:10,440 there, like, what do we do? And after about 20 minutes, 2581 02:07:10,440 --> 02:07:13,480 right, Tim kind of turns to Ben. It's like, dude, like, what do 2582 02:07:13,480 --> 02:07:15,360 we do? Like, it's 9:00 now. 2583 02:07:15,800 --> 02:07:19,360 It's getting later, you know? But I really don't feel like 2584 02:07:19,360 --> 02:07:23,320 this is the greatest atmosphere. You know, this is not a great 2585 02:07:23,320 --> 02:07:26,120 atmosphere to be in. Like, like, I don't know if I 2586 02:07:26,120 --> 02:07:30,040 want to keep going doing this. And like, the door opens up and 2587 02:07:30,040 --> 02:07:32,520 Tim and Ben immediately turn and look, because they're like, they 2588 02:07:32,520 --> 02:07:34,440 probably weren't supposed to be listening to the whole thing. 2589 02:07:35,200 --> 02:07:39,360 And you know, Max's mom isn't going to be like, outwardly as 2590 02:07:39,440 --> 02:07:41,520 upset. I mean, she's obviously more 2591 02:07:41,520 --> 02:07:43,800 upset with Max than Tim or Ben by a lot. 2592 02:07:44,320 --> 02:07:47,080 But she probably isn't super happy with Tim and Ben because, 2593 02:07:47,080 --> 02:07:49,160 you know, she said, oh, what are you guys doing? 2594 02:07:49,160 --> 02:07:52,280 And they kind of lied to her. And then she said, do you guys 2595 02:07:52,280 --> 02:07:54,040 know what an Xbox is? And they lied to her. 2596 02:07:54,040 --> 02:07:55,480 I mean, they didn't say anything. 2597 02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:57,920 But the fact that they didn't, the fact that they didn't 2598 02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:01,520 respond instead of telling the truth isn't in fact, like kind 2599 02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:03,480 of a lie. Like it is partially a lie. 2600 02:08:03,920 --> 02:08:05,840 So she was pretty upset about that. 2601 02:08:06,120 --> 02:08:08,040 But she was like trying to hold her composer. 2602 02:08:08,040 --> 02:08:12,360 She's like, hey, guys, due to like some recent circumstances, 2603 02:08:12,480 --> 02:08:15,160 I don't know if tonight is the best night for us to have a 2604 02:08:15,160 --> 02:08:18,160 sleepover. Any chance, like, your parents 2605 02:08:18,160 --> 02:08:21,600 can come pick you up? And Tim and Ben, that was almost 2606 02:08:21,600 --> 02:08:24,360 like the greatest news they could hear because this was an 2607 02:08:24,360 --> 02:08:28,400 incredibly awkward situation. And Ben's, like, I mean, my 2608 02:08:28,400 --> 02:08:30,600 parents go to sleep kind of early, but, you know, I can 2609 02:08:30,600 --> 02:08:33,200 probably, like, call them now. Do you have a home phone? 2610 02:08:33,200 --> 02:08:35,920 And she's like, yes. So Tim and Ben both take turns 2611 02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:38,480 on the home phone. And, you know, Tim's parents and 2612 02:08:38,480 --> 02:08:40,160 Ben's parents were like, what? Why? 2613 02:08:40,160 --> 02:08:42,240 Like, why? Because like, they were planning 2614 02:08:42,240 --> 02:08:44,960 to have a night alone to themselves, man, whatever they 2615 02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:48,040 were going to do. Probably watch some documentary 2616 02:08:48,040 --> 02:08:51,240 about like space or something, something really scandalous like 2617 02:08:51,240 --> 02:08:53,680 that. So they're probably like really 2618 02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:54,920 like, do you really have to come home? 2619 02:08:55,320 --> 02:08:58,000 And they, they're like mom, I can't like explain everything or 2620 02:08:58,000 --> 02:09:00,280 dad, I can't say it all right now, but I'll tell you when I 2621 02:09:00,280 --> 02:09:02,160 get in the car. So eventually they're like, 2622 02:09:02,160 --> 02:09:04,400 okay, fine. Like I'm obviously my kid wants 2623 02:09:04,400 --> 02:09:06,400 me to pick them up. It's not like this kid lives 2624 02:09:06,400 --> 02:09:09,560 like 3 hours away. Whatever, like I'll just do it. 2625 02:09:09,560 --> 02:09:11,480 Sure. So eventually the parents come 2626 02:09:11,480 --> 02:09:15,200 and pick them up and Ben or Tim, because Tim is the subscriber, 2627 02:09:15,200 --> 02:09:17,080 submitted it gets in the car and time. 2628 02:09:17,080 --> 02:09:20,840 Parents are like why you gotta tell us why we had to go and 2629 02:09:20,840 --> 02:09:23,080 pick you up? We won't be mad if the reason is 2630 02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:25,280 good enough. And Tim is like, don't worry, 2631 02:09:25,280 --> 02:09:26,880 mom, like the reason's pretty good. 2632 02:09:27,120 --> 02:09:28,520 Here's what happened. How is it going? 2633 02:09:28,520 --> 02:09:29,920 Everyone? Welcome back to the channel. 2634 02:09:29,920 --> 02:09:32,480 I hope you're having a good day. Today we got three stories of 2635 02:09:32,480 --> 02:09:34,600 Minecraft kids that I know you will enjoy. 2636 02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:37,280 So let's just go ahead and jump into the first one. 2637 02:09:37,400 --> 02:09:39,400 We're going to call the subscriber who submitted this 2638 02:09:39,400 --> 02:09:41,120 story Peter. And by the way, all these 2639 02:09:41,120 --> 02:09:43,360 stories are on Spotify, LinkedIn, the description. 2640 02:09:43,360 --> 02:09:46,080 You'll probably even hear them about an hour earlier before 2641 02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:48,600 they go up on here if you find them on Spotify. 2642 02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:51,400 Anyways, so Pete, we're going to call the first subscriber who 2643 02:09:51,400 --> 02:09:54,480 submitted this story Peter. And anyways, right, Peter was in 2644 02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:57,520 a class and in Peter's class, there was an assignment that 2645 02:09:57,520 --> 02:10:00,520 they all had to do. And this assignment was the what 2646 02:10:00,520 --> 02:10:03,240 do you want to do when you grow up assignment and you got kids 2647 02:10:03,240 --> 02:10:06,000 coming in being like, oh, I want to do YouTube. 2648 02:10:06,280 --> 02:10:09,480 Oh, I want to be a doctor. Oh, I want to be president of 2649 02:10:09,480 --> 02:10:11,440 the United States. Oh, I want to do your mom. 2650 02:10:11,440 --> 02:10:13,520 There's like a lot of things that people came in and said 2651 02:10:13,520 --> 02:10:14,960 like, Oh, this is what I want to do, right. 2652 02:10:15,280 --> 02:10:16,840 So it was kind of like done that. 2653 02:10:16,840 --> 02:10:20,400 You had a presentation. You would go home and kind of 2654 02:10:20,400 --> 02:10:22,920 prepare a little bit and then you go up there. 2655 02:10:22,920 --> 02:10:25,560 I think a couple stories ago someone else submitted something 2656 02:10:25,560 --> 02:10:28,840 with their class, had a similar type thing and I know I had 2657 02:10:28,840 --> 02:10:30,480 something like this. So this might just be a thing 2658 02:10:30,480 --> 02:10:32,400 that happens to everyone in like second grade. 2659 02:10:32,680 --> 02:10:34,320 I don't know. Tell me in the comments if it's 2660 02:10:34,320 --> 02:10:36,760 true or not. But anyways, right, So sure 2661 02:10:36,760 --> 02:10:39,920 enough, you know, Peter wanted to be, he wanted to be a doctor, 2662 02:10:39,920 --> 02:10:42,800 which is pretty standard, like pretty standard response. 2663 02:10:43,000 --> 02:10:45,640 When I was 10, I wanted to be a doctor and then I learned about 2664 02:10:45,640 --> 02:10:47,920 medical school. But anyways, right, So, you 2665 02:10:47,920 --> 02:10:50,000 know, Peter, you know, has this little thing, he wants to be a 2666 02:10:50,000 --> 02:10:52,720 doctor or whatever. And eventually let's just skip 2667 02:10:52,720 --> 02:10:55,320 forward to the day of class. Let's just skip forward to the 2668 02:10:55,320 --> 02:10:57,200 day where, you know, they're actually presenting. 2669 02:10:57,560 --> 02:11:00,960 And then, you know, Peter goes up there, he has a doctor's 2670 02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:05,040 costume he bought or whatever, and you know, sure enough, it's 2671 02:11:05,040 --> 02:11:06,200 fine. It's whatever. 2672 02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:08,080 That's not the interesting thing. 2673 02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:11,600 There's a kid in Peter's class who we're going to call the 2674 02:11:11,600 --> 02:11:15,280 Minecraft kid because all, all, all bro does is play Minecraft. 2675 02:11:15,320 --> 02:11:18,600 Like literally every, every single day when he gets back 2676 02:11:18,600 --> 02:11:20,240 from school. Doesn't even do his homework. 2677 02:11:20,240 --> 02:11:22,680 Screw that. Does Minecraft in class, He's 2678 02:11:22,680 --> 02:11:25,520 asleep so we can stay up all night to play Minecraft. 2679 02:11:25,640 --> 02:11:27,800 This Bros life literally revolves around Minecraft. 2680 02:11:27,800 --> 02:11:29,960 Don't get me wrong, Minecraft is a cool game. 2681 02:11:30,160 --> 02:11:32,160 I use it for all my background footage. 2682 02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:34,520 It has a integral place in my childhood. 2683 02:11:34,800 --> 02:11:36,560 Like, I love Minecraft, great game, right? 2684 02:11:36,720 --> 02:11:39,400 However, please have a life outside of it that that, that's 2685 02:11:39,400 --> 02:11:41,080 all I ask. That's all I ask man. 2686 02:11:41,480 --> 02:11:43,880 But anyways, right. Sure enough, the Minecraft kid 2687 02:11:43,880 --> 02:11:47,040 walks up to the front of the class and everyone was kind of 2688 02:11:47,040 --> 02:11:49,240 expecting him to say like, I don't know. 2689 02:11:50,480 --> 02:11:54,080 I want to, I don't know, work for a video game company. 2690 02:11:54,400 --> 02:11:57,120 I want to work for Mojang. I want to be a computer 2691 02:11:57,120 --> 02:12:00,040 programmer so I can make video games or whatever. 2692 02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:03,160 Or maybe even like I want to stream on Twitch, which is like 2693 02:12:03,160 --> 02:12:05,840 even that's a little, that's a little iffy, which you don't 2694 02:12:05,840 --> 02:12:08,360 even want me to go into the statistics of how difficult that 2695 02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:11,240 is anyways. And I won't because I want watch 2696 02:12:11,240 --> 02:12:13,720 time and good retention. So sure enough, you know, the 2697 02:12:13,720 --> 02:12:16,720 the Minecraft kid goes up there and Peter's kind of interested 2698 02:12:16,720 --> 02:12:19,080 to see what he's going to say because he's kind of expecting 2699 02:12:19,080 --> 02:12:21,800 the Minecraft kid to say something a little bit goofy, 2700 02:12:22,040 --> 02:12:24,440 like not too crazy, but just a little bit goofy. 2701 02:12:24,440 --> 02:12:26,400 It's just a little bit on the goofy side, right? 2702 02:12:26,640 --> 02:12:29,440 And the Minecraft kid goes up there and says, you know, all I 2703 02:12:29,440 --> 02:12:32,320 want to do when I grow up is just keep playing Minecraft. 2704 02:12:33,280 --> 02:12:36,320 And he brings with him like, you know that like fake, you know, 2705 02:12:36,320 --> 02:12:40,080 Minecraft sword, like a foam one that like you can buy for like 2706 02:12:40,080 --> 02:12:42,920 $20 or something. I just, I just know it because I 2707 02:12:42,920 --> 02:12:45,840 got it from my 5th grade birthday party and I might still 2708 02:12:45,840 --> 02:12:49,040 have it or I might have had my mom thrown it out without me 2709 02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:51,200 knowing, which is a shame, but whatever, right? 2710 02:12:51,600 --> 02:12:53,560 And so he brings this and kind of swings it around. 2711 02:12:53,560 --> 02:12:56,760 It's like, Yep, all I do every day is I play Minecraft when I 2712 02:12:56,760 --> 02:12:59,240 go home. I go home and I play Minecraft 2713 02:12:59,440 --> 02:13:01,000 and I stay up all night to do it. 2714 02:13:01,000 --> 02:13:03,200 That's why I'm never paying attention in class or doing 2715 02:13:03,280 --> 02:13:05,720 anything like that. And I want to let you know that 2716 02:13:05,720 --> 02:13:08,480 no one can tell me otherwise. All I'm going to do with my life 2717 02:13:08,720 --> 02:13:10,640 is play Minecraft every single day. 2718 02:13:11,040 --> 02:13:15,520 And the teachers like, hey, like this wasn't this project wasn't 2719 02:13:15,520 --> 02:13:18,280 about, you know, what's your favorite hobby? 2720 02:13:18,280 --> 02:13:21,120 What's your favorite pastime? This project was about like, 2721 02:13:21,120 --> 02:13:22,680 what are you going to do with the rest of your life? 2722 02:13:22,680 --> 02:13:24,960 Or what do you want to do as a profession? 2723 02:13:25,160 --> 02:13:27,320 There's a difference between, you know, choosing to do 2724 02:13:27,320 --> 02:13:30,080 something casually and choosing to do something professionally. 2725 02:13:30,400 --> 02:13:33,000 The thing is, right, this wasn't even a teacher who's like, if 2726 02:13:33,000 --> 02:13:36,840 you're not a doctor or a lawyer, then you're not a real worker. 2727 02:13:36,840 --> 02:13:39,120 Like it wasn't one of these like old fashioned teachers who 2728 02:13:39,120 --> 02:13:42,480 doesn't understand like new. I don't know. 2729 02:13:42,480 --> 02:13:44,680 I'm trying to say like the teacher that doesn't understand 2730 02:13:44,680 --> 02:13:48,160 kind of the new scheme of jobs. The teacher literally let a kid 2731 02:13:48,160 --> 02:13:51,320 say, Hey, I want to be a YouTube, but if that doesn't 2732 02:13:51,320 --> 02:13:54,600 work, I'm going to go to college to for digital marketing or 2733 02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:56,280 something like that. The teacher was fine with that. 2734 02:13:56,400 --> 02:13:59,000 The teacher understands the new landscape of work. 2735 02:13:59,000 --> 02:14:01,640 But The thing is, there's a difference from saying between 2736 02:14:01,640 --> 02:14:06,760 saying, hey, I want to pursue playing video games online and 2737 02:14:06,760 --> 02:14:09,920 if that doesn't work, then I want to do X and say I want to 2738 02:14:09,920 --> 02:14:13,480 sit inside and do video games all day, specifically Minecraft 2739 02:14:13,480 --> 02:14:15,120 all day. Because bro, let me just let you 2740 02:14:15,120 --> 02:14:17,240 know. There's really no professional 2741 02:14:17,240 --> 02:14:20,680 Minecraft leagues that pay you anything right there. 2742 02:14:20,680 --> 02:14:22,440 I might be wrong. There might be like a 2743 02:14:22,440 --> 02:14:24,880 professional Minecraft league that pays you like a couple 100 2744 02:14:24,880 --> 02:14:27,680 bucks if you win a tournament. But dude, that's not enough to 2745 02:14:27,680 --> 02:14:30,480 sustain yourself. Like there are no, like maybe, 2746 02:14:30,480 --> 02:14:33,240 maybe if you wanted to say, yeah, I want to be professional 2747 02:14:33,240 --> 02:14:36,320 like Counter Strike or a game like that maybe. 2748 02:14:36,520 --> 02:14:39,040 But even that is a massive stretch. 2749 02:14:39,440 --> 02:14:41,520 And sure enough, the Minecraft kid didn't even say anything 2750 02:14:41,520 --> 02:14:43,200 like that. He just said, I want to sit 2751 02:14:43,200 --> 02:14:44,920 inside and play Minecraft all day. 2752 02:14:45,080 --> 02:14:47,800 So Peter's just like, oh boy. Cuz Peter's sitting down. 2753 02:14:47,800 --> 02:14:50,840 He's watching the teacher really just like not be cool of this. 2754 02:14:50,840 --> 02:14:54,120 And the Minecraft kid not even like adapting on the spot. 2755 02:14:54,120 --> 02:14:57,360 Cuz one might have thought that, OK, the Minecraft kid realizes 2756 02:14:57,360 --> 02:15:00,760 that the teacher is not a fan of what he just said and that maybe 2757 02:15:00,760 --> 02:15:04,680 if he wants to save his grade, I don't know, adapt it a little 2758 02:15:04,680 --> 02:15:07,160 bit, like just switch things up a little bit. 2759 02:15:07,480 --> 02:15:10,640 I don't know man. Like just be like, oh, haha. 2760 02:15:10,640 --> 02:15:13,760 What I meant is I want to go and learn how to make video games. 2761 02:15:13,800 --> 02:15:15,920 Like sure, that's fine, go to school for programming or 2762 02:15:15,920 --> 02:15:18,120 something like that. But the Minecraft kid double s 2763 02:15:18,120 --> 02:15:21,040 down and says to the teacher, you know, what I want to do when 2764 02:15:21,040 --> 02:15:23,440 I grow up is I just want to sit at home and do video games. 2765 02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:24,640 I don't want to do anything else. 2766 02:15:24,640 --> 02:15:25,760 I don't want anyone to bother me. 2767 02:15:25,760 --> 02:15:27,680 And I just want to play Minecraft 24/7. 2768 02:15:28,320 --> 02:15:30,560 And, you know, Peter's just like, oh boy, this teacher's not 2769 02:15:30,560 --> 02:15:32,680 going to be happy. And the teacher's like, like 2770 02:15:32,680 --> 02:15:34,560 Minecraft kid says his actual name. 2771 02:15:34,560 --> 02:15:38,160 But it's like Minecraft kid. I want you to know that, you 2772 02:15:38,160 --> 02:15:41,320 know, I'm going to give you, you know, sit back down, step 2773 02:15:41,320 --> 02:15:45,000 outside, and I'm going to give you 10 minutes to come up with a 2774 02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:47,840 real job. Like I'm going to give you 10 2775 02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:49,720 minutes. And I'm being very gracious 2776 02:15:49,720 --> 02:15:52,520 right now because at the moment. You have a fail. 2777 02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:55,520 On this assignment, not like the Minecraft kid was really caring 2778 02:15:55,520 --> 02:15:57,960 about his grades. I mean, he handed in zero 2779 02:15:57,960 --> 02:16:00,000 homework work and basically is failing everything else. 2780 02:16:00,280 --> 02:16:02,280 But the teacher's like, I'm going to give you 10 minutes of 2781 02:16:02,280 --> 02:16:04,400 standing outside to come up with something new. 2782 02:16:04,520 --> 02:16:08,480 And when you're ready, come back in and you may present again. 2783 02:16:08,680 --> 02:16:12,200 So the Minecraft kid very angrily, like walks outside and 2784 02:16:12,200 --> 02:16:14,520 the teacher's like, all right, who's coming up next? 2785 02:16:14,720 --> 02:16:17,200 And the teacher's like, OK, Ben, how about you come up? 2786 02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:20,720 And within 10 seconds, the door slams open again and the 2787 02:16:20,720 --> 02:16:24,080 Minecraft kid says I'm ready. So the teacher, I don't know if 2788 02:16:24,080 --> 02:16:27,480 the teacher was just being hopeful because I mean come on, 2789 02:16:27,480 --> 02:16:30,160 he was out for like 3 seconds. You really think he came up with 2790 02:16:30,160 --> 02:16:32,240 a new job? And no, the teacher might have 2791 02:16:32,240 --> 02:16:34,480 just been hopeful and was like, oh that was fast. 2792 02:16:34,480 --> 02:16:37,320 Sure come on up. Like what's what's the deal? 2793 02:16:37,320 --> 02:16:39,760 Like what's going on? And like come tell me about your 2794 02:16:39,760 --> 02:16:42,719 new job. So Minecraft kid walks to the 2795 02:16:42,719 --> 02:16:46,920 front of the class again and says when I go get grow older or 2796 02:16:46,920 --> 02:16:49,760 when I'm an adult, I just want to sit inside and do Minecraft 2797 02:16:49,760 --> 02:16:51,240 all day. I said it before and I'm saying 2798 02:16:51,240 --> 02:16:52,040 it again. Boom. 2799 02:16:52,280 --> 02:16:55,200 The teacher's like kind of turns the Minecraft kid and says, I 2800 02:16:55,200 --> 02:16:59,160 was generous with you. I gave you time to reconsider 2801 02:16:59,160 --> 02:17:01,719 what you're doing, to present again. 2802 02:17:01,719 --> 02:17:03,400 This isn't just what you wanna do. 2803 02:17:03,559 --> 02:17:06,400 This is like a presentation. This is an assignment for the 2804 02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:08,959 front of the class. And at this point, the Minecraft 2805 02:17:08,959 --> 02:17:11,440 kid says, so you're saying I can't do that. 2806 02:17:11,920 --> 02:17:14,879 And the teacher's like, yes, I'm saying that when you're older, 2807 02:17:14,879 --> 02:17:16,360 you're not going to be able to do that. 2808 02:17:16,480 --> 02:17:20,040 Sure, you can play video games on like on the part like you can 2809 02:17:20,040 --> 02:17:22,040 play, you can partially play video games. 2810 02:17:22,240 --> 02:17:25,080 That's totally fine. But you can't entirely play 2811 02:17:25,080 --> 02:17:27,000 video games. You've got to do other stuff 2812 02:17:27,000 --> 02:17:29,120 with your life as well. You have to find something 2813 02:17:29,120 --> 02:17:30,440 that's going to bring you an income. 2814 02:17:30,559 --> 02:17:32,760 You have to do something more productive than that. 2815 02:17:33,040 --> 02:17:35,440 And you know, the Minecraft teacher of the Minecraft 2816 02:17:35,440 --> 02:17:37,480 teacher, sorry, I'm jumbling my words. 2817 02:17:37,719 --> 02:17:40,639 The teacher probably would have even been fine if you said, I 2818 02:17:40,639 --> 02:17:44,840 want to, you know, play my I want to make content around me 2819 02:17:44,840 --> 02:17:47,799 playing Minecraft. The teacher was in tune with, 2820 02:17:47,799 --> 02:17:51,000 you know, you can entertain like entertainment is decentralized. 2821 02:17:51,200 --> 02:17:52,959 Almost anyone can make entertainment. 2822 02:17:52,959 --> 02:17:56,120 Not almost anyone will be successful, but almost anyone 2823 02:17:56,120 --> 02:17:58,240 can. This isn't like the 80s and 90s 2824 02:17:58,240 --> 02:18:01,320 where really you either had to like score a really big role in 2825 02:18:01,320 --> 02:18:04,400 TV or radio or a movie. You can just post something on 2826 02:18:04,400 --> 02:18:05,520 your phone. It's incredible. 2827 02:18:05,799 --> 02:18:08,719 So the, at this point, the Minecraft kid was starting to 2828 02:18:08,719 --> 02:18:11,600 get really angry. And he's like, teacher, I'm 2829 02:18:11,600 --> 02:18:14,559 going to to give you to a count of three to take that back. 2830 02:18:14,760 --> 02:18:17,360 And the teacher is so taken aback by the fact that the 2831 02:18:17,360 --> 02:18:19,360 Minecraft kid just said, I'm going to give you a count of 2832 02:18:19,360 --> 02:18:22,240 three to say, to, like, pretend that you didn't just say what 2833 02:18:22,240 --> 02:18:23,760 you said, but the teacher's like. 2834 02:18:24,080 --> 02:18:28,320 Are you insane? The Minecraft kid is like 3 and 2835 02:18:28,320 --> 02:18:31,080 the teacher's like you don't understand for the like I am 2836 02:18:31,080 --> 02:18:33,280 supposed to be the one giving you a countdown. 2837 02:18:33,280 --> 02:18:38,160 Minecraft kids like 2 and the teacher's like, like what is so 2838 02:18:38,160 --> 02:18:40,719 wrong with me saying that you can't just sit around and play 2839 02:18:40,719 --> 02:18:43,520 Minecraft all day? Like that makes total sense. 2840 02:18:43,680 --> 02:18:46,879 Like you, I asked you in the presentation what you should do 2841 02:18:46,959 --> 02:18:50,040 as a job, and you said sit around and play Minecraft. 2842 02:18:50,160 --> 02:18:51,920 How do you expect? To make any money from that 2843 02:18:52,360 --> 02:18:55,680 Minecraft kids like 1 teacher's like what? 2844 02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:58,320 What are you going to do at the end of the countdown and the 2845 02:18:58,320 --> 02:19:02,760 Minecraft kid steps over and this kind of goes down on one 2846 02:19:02,760 --> 02:19:08,120 knee and is like bent down is like it starts making weird 2847 02:19:08,120 --> 02:19:12,320 noises like and the teachers like dude, what are you doing? 2848 02:19:12,320 --> 02:19:14,920 Okay, teacher probably didn't say dude, but the teachers like, 2849 02:19:16,440 --> 02:19:18,840 what are you doing? And the Minecraft kid jumps up, 2850 02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:23,680 springs up and it's like you, I will fight you in a 1V1 PvP 2851 02:19:23,680 --> 02:19:25,879 battle. And he grabs his Minecraft sword 2852 02:19:25,879 --> 02:19:28,559 and starts like swinging it around trying to be like 2853 02:19:28,559 --> 02:19:31,360 intimidating. But dude, it was a foam sword. 2854 02:19:31,360 --> 02:19:34,799 You're playing Minecraft. You're not intimidating anyone, 2855 02:19:34,799 --> 02:19:36,600 dude. Like that's just not happening. 2856 02:19:37,000 --> 02:19:39,360 He starts swinging around like we're we're, we're, we're. 2857 02:19:39,360 --> 02:19:42,680 And the teacher's like, OK, I just like, what? 2858 02:19:42,680 --> 02:19:46,480 What, why, what are you doing? Like, stop, stop it. 2859 02:19:46,480 --> 02:19:48,320 Get some help, bro. Like, what's going on? 2860 02:19:48,320 --> 02:19:51,640 And he's like, you said that I could do Minecraft every single 2861 02:19:51,640 --> 02:19:54,160 day for the rest of my life. The teachers like, yeah. 2862 02:19:54,160 --> 02:19:58,320 And I, I stand by that Minecraft kids swinging around his phone, 2863 02:19:58,320 --> 02:20:01,880 swords, like, you're trying to. You don't want me to be happy. 2864 02:20:02,120 --> 02:20:05,120 You want me to be unhappy. And for that reason, it's you 2865 02:20:05,120 --> 02:20:08,680 versus me in a PvP fight. At this point, Peter is just 2866 02:20:08,680 --> 02:20:11,400 sitting there just trying to comprehend how everything 2867 02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:14,240 escalated to this point. Because sure, like the Minecraft 2868 02:20:14,240 --> 02:20:16,040 kid and the teacher. We were kind of fighting a bit 2869 02:20:16,040 --> 02:20:18,480 and they weren't happy with each other, but the Minecraft kid 2870 02:20:18,480 --> 02:20:21,600 really gave the teacher a three to one countdown and then 2871 02:20:21,880 --> 02:20:27,080 entered into Minecraft PvP mode. He has his sword out swinging it 2872 02:20:27,080 --> 02:20:29,320 all around. And at this point, right, 2873 02:20:30,120 --> 02:20:33,560 Peter's just like, okay, something's going like this is 2874 02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:35,920 not gonna end well. And this point right, you know, 2875 02:20:35,920 --> 02:20:38,600 he's like, we're, we're swinging around a sword. 2876 02:20:38,600 --> 02:20:40,840 The Minecraft kids like, I'm going to give you to another 2877 02:20:40,840 --> 02:20:45,320 count to 3 to give me a 100% and tell me that I can 100% play 2878 02:20:45,320 --> 02:20:46,720 Minecraft for the rest of my life. 2879 02:20:47,080 --> 02:20:50,960 The teacher looks at him, says, no, I would be lying to you if I 2880 02:20:50,960 --> 02:20:53,000 said that. And Minecraft kid is like, fine, 2881 02:20:53,160 --> 02:20:55,920 you've chosen your fate, Minecraft kids, like start 2882 02:20:55,920 --> 02:20:58,160 swinging a sword. The teacher says, if that foam 2883 02:20:58,160 --> 02:21:01,320 sword even touches me for a second, you're failing this 2884 02:21:01,320 --> 02:21:03,360 assignment and you're going straight to the principal's 2885 02:21:03,360 --> 02:21:06,480 office. The Minecraft kid says I will 2886 02:21:06,480 --> 02:21:10,520 give you another count of three to reconsider everything. 2887 02:21:11,720 --> 02:21:14,000 The Minecraft kid is is obviously realizing at this 2888 02:21:14,000 --> 02:21:16,760 point that he's in way too deep and he's also not winning. 2889 02:21:16,960 --> 02:21:20,040 So he thinks that he, if he keeps on saying, I'm going to 2890 02:21:20,040 --> 02:21:22,360 give you till the count of three, that he is somehow going 2891 02:21:22,360 --> 02:21:24,680 to win this whole thing. And sure enough, the Minecraft 2892 02:21:24,680 --> 02:21:27,560 kid counts to three. The teacher's like, OK, like 2893 02:21:27,560 --> 02:21:30,000 what? What's going to happen now? 2894 02:21:30,320 --> 02:21:33,320 The Minecraft kids, like I warned you, Minecraft kid takes 2895 02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:38,080 his like his foam sword swings and and goes bop makes contact 2896 02:21:38,080 --> 02:21:40,640 with the teacher. And at this point the teacher 2897 02:21:40,640 --> 02:21:44,480 grabs the sword, rips out of the Minecraft kids hand goes over, 2898 02:21:44,520 --> 02:21:47,080 holds on to both the Minecraft kids shoulders and starts 2899 02:21:47,080 --> 02:21:49,480 walking them out the doors. Like, all right, buddy. 2900 02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,880 Ah, that's time to go to the principal's office for you. 2901 02:21:52,080 --> 02:21:54,440 So the Minecraft kid and the teacher walk out the door, and 2902 02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:59,360 everyone else is kind of just sitting there, like, what? 2903 02:22:00,200 --> 02:22:03,400 Anyways, next story, we're going to call the subscriber Chris. 2904 02:22:03,640 --> 02:22:06,920 So Chris has a cousin who we're going to call the Minecraft kid, 2905 02:22:06,920 --> 02:22:08,560 Right. And Chris doesn't really get to 2906 02:22:08,560 --> 02:22:10,960 know his cousin that well. He doesn't see him that often. 2907 02:22:11,200 --> 02:22:13,600 But Chris and his mom are over at his aunt's. 2908 02:22:13,600 --> 02:22:16,400 Yeah, it'd be his aunt's house. And, you know, this is the first 2909 02:22:16,400 --> 02:22:18,840 time, you know, Chris has seen his aunt in years. 2910 02:22:19,040 --> 02:22:22,200 And the last time Chris saw his cousin, his cousin was, like, 4. 2911 02:22:22,480 --> 02:22:24,840 And then he was really shy, didn't want to talk that much. 2912 02:22:25,040 --> 02:22:28,360 Now his little cousin was 8 years old and was apparently a 2913 02:22:28,360 --> 02:22:30,960 Minecraft fanatic. He liked playing it so much. 2914 02:22:30,960 --> 02:22:33,960 He knew everything about it. He watched Minecraft Youtubers 2915 02:22:33,960 --> 02:22:36,240 when he wasn't playing Minecraft in his sleep. 2916 02:22:36,240 --> 02:22:38,320 He dreamed about fighting the Ender Dragon. 2917 02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:42,320 And you know, Chris didn't really know that that much, but 2918 02:22:42,320 --> 02:22:44,840 Chris was kind of told by because Chris asked his mom. 2919 02:22:44,840 --> 02:22:47,440 Like as they're driving there like what what, what should I 2920 02:22:47,440 --> 02:22:48,680 know? Like I have to hang out with 2921 02:22:48,680 --> 02:22:51,080 this kid because Chris was told oh, you get to hang out with 2922 02:22:51,080 --> 02:22:53,560 your cousin for a little bit, it'll be good for you. 2923 02:22:53,560 --> 02:22:57,080 Chris is like, 16 at this point. He's not going to get along with 2924 02:22:57,080 --> 02:22:59,040 his cousin on a lot of things. They're not going to have a ton 2925 02:22:59,040 --> 02:23:00,960 in common. They can't talk about girl 2926 02:23:00,960 --> 02:23:02,520 troubles at the same level, Right. 2927 02:23:02,520 --> 02:23:04,880 They can't talk about, oh, wow, math is so difficult. 2928 02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:07,640 Yeah, because Chris is a little cousin would be like, yeah, a 2929 02:23:07,640 --> 02:23:10,720 simple addition really sucks. He'd be like, sure. 2930 02:23:10,920 --> 02:23:12,960 So sure enough, you know, Chris's mom was like, yeah, OK. 2931 02:23:12,960 --> 02:23:16,040 So all I know is he's a big fan of, like, that game Minecraft. 2932 02:23:16,040 --> 02:23:17,760 And Chris is like, yeah, I've played a little bit. 2933 02:23:18,040 --> 02:23:20,960 And by Chris saying that he's played it, literally all he 2934 02:23:20,960 --> 02:23:23,440 means is, yeah, he and his friends have played some, like, 2935 02:23:23,440 --> 02:23:26,920 survival servers, some points, like, they'll be really into it 2936 02:23:26,920 --> 02:23:29,280 for a week, and then they'll not play it for a year. 2937 02:23:29,400 --> 02:23:31,360 That's how a lot of people actually get into it. 2938 02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:33,920 You get super into Minecraft servers with your friends. 2939 02:23:33,920 --> 02:23:36,320 You play for two weeks. You literally play 12 hours a 2940 02:23:36,320 --> 02:23:38,840 day, and then you never touch the game again for a week for 2941 02:23:38,840 --> 02:23:40,400 years. That's just how it goes with a 2942 02:23:40,400 --> 02:23:42,800 lot of people. So Chris and his mom got there, 2943 02:23:42,800 --> 02:23:45,400 and Chris's aunt and Chris and his cousin, right. 2944 02:23:45,400 --> 02:23:47,560 Chris's cousin is actually in a different room, but Chris's aunt 2945 02:23:47,560 --> 02:23:49,840 greets them. They're like, Oh my God, I 2946 02:23:49,840 --> 02:23:52,360 haven't seen you so long, Chris. You're so much older now. 2947 02:23:52,360 --> 02:23:54,680 And Chris is in his head is like, yeah, that's kind of how 2948 02:23:54,680 --> 02:23:56,400 time works, bro, but whatever, right? 2949 02:23:57,440 --> 02:23:59,440 Sure enough, you know, Chris''s aunt was like, hey Chris, I 2950 02:23:59,440 --> 02:24:00,360 just. Want to let? 2951 02:24:00,360 --> 02:24:04,040 You know your little cousins in the other room and he would love 2952 02:24:04,040 --> 02:24:06,240 to see you. Did he actually love to see him? 2953 02:24:06,240 --> 02:24:07,600 Well, I mean, we'll see him in a second. 2954 02:24:08,120 --> 02:24:10,800 So sure enough, you know, Chris goes into the other room, and 2955 02:24:10,800 --> 02:24:12,840 there's this the little cousin who's sitting there with an 2956 02:24:12,840 --> 02:24:16,200 iPad, and he's playing, you know, Pocket edition Minecraft. 2957 02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:18,360 And Chris is like, yo, what's up, bro? 2958 02:24:18,360 --> 02:24:21,480 Like, hey, it's me, Chris. I don't remember if you Remember 2959 02:24:21,480 --> 02:24:24,080 Me, but I'm your cousin. And Chris's little cousin's 2960 02:24:24,080 --> 02:24:27,240 like, yeah, I don't like, hi. How are you doing? 2961 02:24:27,240 --> 02:24:30,240 And Chris is like, oh, I heard you like Minecraft. 2962 02:24:30,920 --> 02:24:33,360 And, you know, Chris's little cousin's like I do. 2963 02:24:33,720 --> 02:24:36,520 Do you like Minecraft? And Chris in his head is like, 2964 02:24:36,520 --> 02:24:38,920 he's like, yeah, I'm going to say yes, we're going to bond and 2965 02:24:38,920 --> 02:24:42,280 this will be less awkward. So Chris is like, yeah, yeah, I 2966 02:24:42,280 --> 02:24:44,400 like Minecraft. It's it's cool. 2967 02:24:44,560 --> 02:24:47,160 Like I enjoy it. And Chris's little Chris's 2968 02:24:47,160 --> 02:24:50,840 little cousin immediately says, so you're an expert. 2969 02:24:51,120 --> 02:24:52,920 And Chris is like. I don't know, but I. 2970 02:24:52,920 --> 02:24:57,280 Played a little bit and Chris is like OK, well Riddle me this so 2971 02:24:57,520 --> 02:25:01,160 when you killed the Ender dragon and there's the ender dragon 2972 02:25:01,160 --> 02:25:03,680 egg, how exactly are you to get it? 2973 02:25:04,000 --> 02:25:07,760 And Chris who's never actually completed the game because he 2974 02:25:07,760 --> 02:25:10,600 just plays a little bit right? He's like oh you just mine it 2975 02:25:10,600 --> 02:25:13,560 right with a pickaxe. The little cousins like me 2976 02:25:13,560 --> 02:25:15,720 wrong. One strike against you. 2977 02:25:15,920 --> 02:25:18,120 Next question. And Chris is kind of thinking, 2978 02:25:18,120 --> 02:25:22,120 wait, what's like, is this some kind of like, well, like, what 2979 02:25:22,120 --> 02:25:24,480 are we doing here? And, you know, the the little 2980 02:25:24,480 --> 02:25:28,560 cousin's like, OK, so if you're fighting an enderman and you 2981 02:25:28,560 --> 02:25:32,240 have a bucket, like what will a bucket of what will like, what 2982 02:25:32,240 --> 02:25:35,720 kind of liquid will enderman not be able to like fight you in? 2983 02:25:36,280 --> 02:25:42,560 And Chris is like, I don't know, milk because he remembered he's 2984 02:25:42,560 --> 02:25:44,800 able to milk a cow. And Chris's little cousin's 2985 02:25:44,800 --> 02:25:50,680 like, Oh my God, wrong water enderman will not fight you in 2986 02:25:50,680 --> 02:25:54,120 water. I2 strikes, Chris 2 strikes. 2987 02:25:54,120 --> 02:25:56,640 And Chris is kind of like, Oh my God, like this was this was 2988 02:25:56,640 --> 02:25:58,720 supposed to be a bonding experience. 2989 02:25:59,120 --> 02:26:02,840 This is the opposite of a bonding experience right now. 2990 02:26:02,840 --> 02:26:04,600 Like this is not a bonding experience. 2991 02:26:04,600 --> 02:26:06,560 This is a crazy. And sure enough, you know, Chris 2992 02:26:06,560 --> 02:26:09,640 is like, OK, man, well, I can play Minecraft theories like 2993 02:26:10,120 --> 02:26:13,120 final question and I need you to answer this. 2994 02:26:13,800 --> 02:26:19,840 And Chris is like, OK, and so this little cousin's like, well, 2995 02:26:20,400 --> 02:26:21,880 I used to think about it. I got to make it good. 2996 02:26:21,880 --> 02:26:24,600 And you know, you're going to suffer the consequences if you 2997 02:26:24,600 --> 02:26:26,800 don't like, if you don't fin it, if you don't get this question 2998 02:26:26,800 --> 02:26:29,040 correct. So the little cousin's like, OK, 2999 02:26:29,600 --> 02:26:33,800 who is the popular Minecraft YouTube who has the Minecraft 3000 02:26:33,800 --> 02:26:38,440 manhunt series and is green? And The thing is like Chris kind 3001 02:26:38,440 --> 02:26:41,200 of grew up on, you know, the old school Minecrafters. 3002 02:26:41,640 --> 02:26:46,000 So he was like Captain Sparkles and his little brothers, Like, 3003 02:26:46,000 --> 02:26:51,400 no, it's Dream, you idiot. You aren't actually a Minecraft 3004 02:26:51,400 --> 02:26:53,920 fan, you. Lied to me. 3005 02:26:54,960 --> 02:26:58,040 And at this point, Chris is like, dude, it's not simply not 3006 02:26:58,040 --> 02:27:01,040 that deep. And the Minecraft kids like, no, 3007 02:27:01,240 --> 02:27:04,520 you betrayed my trust. And the Minecraft kid runs over 3008 02:27:04,520 --> 02:27:07,240 to him and sinks his teeth into his arm real quick. 3009 02:27:07,240 --> 02:27:10,640 If you made it this far into the video, comment Minecraft down 3010 02:27:10,640 --> 02:27:12,200 below. That'll be the secret word of 3011 02:27:12,200 --> 02:27:14,080 the day. And I'll just it'll help me know 3012 02:27:14,080 --> 02:27:16,160 how many people actually made it to the end of the video. 3013 02:27:16,800 --> 02:27:19,600 I really do appreciate it when you guys comment the secret word 3014 02:27:19,600 --> 02:27:21,840 down below so I can see all the names and faces. 3015 02:27:21,840 --> 02:27:24,240 And if you want to support the channel, just continue watching 3016 02:27:24,240 --> 02:27:27,160 more videos after this one. 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You can do so by following me on 3023 02:27:47,040 --> 02:27:49,400 those platforms and then Dming me on there. 3024 02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:52,600 By the way join the discord server Lincoln description use 3025 02:27:52,600 --> 02:27:55,520 code counter pugs for 10% off gamer Subs Helps you, helps me 3026 02:27:56,280 --> 02:27:57,560 and let's get right back into it. 3027 02:27:57,600 --> 02:28:01,280 So Chris looks down at his little cousin who has bit him At 3028 02:28:01,280 --> 02:28:04,800 this point the little cousin has sunk his teeth into Chris skin. 3029 02:28:04,920 --> 02:28:07,520 Thankfully he doesn't break it and draws blood or anything. 3030 02:28:07,880 --> 02:28:09,640 And he's just looking and he's like Oh my God. 3031 02:28:10,120 --> 02:28:13,200 And he shakes him off. He's like, dude, and the little 3032 02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:16,480 cousins like, well, that's your punishment for not actually 3033 02:28:16,480 --> 02:28:20,720 enjoying Minecraft. You're a fraud, a phony, and a 3034 02:28:21,800 --> 02:28:25,160 fake lover of Minecraft. You don't actually love 3035 02:28:25,160 --> 02:28:28,000 Minecraft. You're a fraud and that's your 3036 02:28:28,000 --> 02:28:31,240 punishment. So Chris very angrily walks out 3037 02:28:32,080 --> 02:28:35,960 and like, you know, the, the Chris's mom and his, his Chris's 3038 02:28:35,960 --> 02:28:38,040 aunt are looking like, oh, what just happened? 3039 02:28:38,040 --> 02:28:41,640 And Chris is like, like my like my little cousin like just bit 3040 02:28:41,640 --> 02:28:45,640 me because he says I'm a fraud, fraud alert fraud owned. 3041 02:28:45,640 --> 02:28:48,040 But he's like, you know, he said he thinks I'm a fraud because I 3042 02:28:48,040 --> 02:28:51,480 didn't understand all this like really obscure trivia about 3043 02:28:51,480 --> 02:28:53,920 Minecraft. Like, Can you believe this? 3044 02:28:54,400 --> 02:28:57,160 Like, this is ridiculous. Oh, my God. 3045 02:28:57,440 --> 02:28:59,920 And at this point, you know, you know, Chris's mom's like, oh, 3046 02:28:59,920 --> 02:29:01,960 no. And Chris's aunt's like, oh, I 3047 02:29:01,960 --> 02:29:05,280 forgot to say, he's really touchy about the Minecraft 3048 02:29:05,280 --> 02:29:07,640 subject. And Chris's mom turns to Chris's 3049 02:29:07,720 --> 02:29:09,080 on. It's like you told me that's 3050 02:29:09,080 --> 02:29:11,320 what he really liked. And Chris's aunt goes on to say, 3051 02:29:11,600 --> 02:29:14,960 well, yeah, he really likes it, but he takes it really 3052 02:29:14,960 --> 02:29:16,960 seriously. And if you say you like 3053 02:29:16,960 --> 02:29:20,120 Minecraft, he assumes that you like it at his level. 3054 02:29:20,360 --> 02:29:23,200 And he's had so many people before say that they like 3055 02:29:23,200 --> 02:29:26,720 Minecraft, but they, I just like it casually that he now thinks 3056 02:29:26,720 --> 02:29:29,120 that. Well, he now thinks that anyone 3057 02:29:29,120 --> 02:29:32,240 who says that and doesn't know all the obscure trivia that he 3058 02:29:32,240 --> 02:29:36,240 knows is a fake stir, a fraud or a phony. 3059 02:29:36,640 --> 02:29:40,880 At this point, you know, Chris is kind of just like, well, why 3060 02:29:40,880 --> 02:29:43,520 didn't you tell me this before? And you can hear the little 3061 02:29:43,520 --> 02:29:47,440 cousin screaming, get that fraud out of here, mom. 3062 02:29:47,720 --> 02:29:49,640 I don't want to hang out with that fraud. 3063 02:29:49,880 --> 02:29:51,920 And sure enough, Chris's aunt goes into that room. 3064 02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:54,960 If you hear her say like, you better behave yourself. 3065 02:29:55,120 --> 02:29:59,000 This is unacceptable behavior. You hear me? 3066 02:29:59,160 --> 02:30:03,160 This behavior is unacceptable. And I I won't stand for it. 3067 02:30:03,240 --> 02:30:06,040 I simply won't stand for this. You're you don't see your you 3068 02:30:06,040 --> 02:30:08,320 only see your cousin like once a year. 3069 02:30:08,480 --> 02:30:10,520 This is insane. And Chris is kind of just 3070 02:30:10,640 --> 02:30:12,920 listening to this and Chris's mom's like, Chris, I'm so sorry. 3071 02:30:12,920 --> 02:30:15,440 I did not know. And Chris is like, it's fine. 3072 02:30:15,440 --> 02:30:18,680 Like, how would you know? Like I don't know anyone else 3073 02:30:18,680 --> 02:30:21,600 who does this. Like I, I simply could not blame 3074 02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:24,480 you even if I wanted to. Like the situation going down 3075 02:30:24,480 --> 02:30:26,840 right now. It's just so ridiculous. 3076 02:30:27,080 --> 02:30:29,760 Like I, I just can't blame you at this point. 3077 02:30:29,960 --> 02:30:33,160 And so Chris's aunt comes back out and it's like, once again, I 3078 02:30:33,160 --> 02:30:36,040 am so sorry. Like none of this was ever 3079 02:30:36,040 --> 02:30:38,520 supposed to happen. Like, you know what, you can go 3080 02:30:38,520 --> 02:30:40,880 back in there. And he said they'd just calm 3081 02:30:40,880 --> 02:30:43,320 down. And Chris kind of just looks at 3082 02:30:43,320 --> 02:30:45,320 his aunt. It's like he said that. 3083 02:30:45,520 --> 02:30:47,720 And Chris is aunt's like, well, I mean, he implied that with his 3084 02:30:47,720 --> 02:30:50,520 actions basically just meant Chris's aunt went in there and 3085 02:30:50,520 --> 02:30:52,920 kind of like shouted at him till he quieted down. 3086 02:30:53,200 --> 02:30:55,800 And, you know, sure enough, Chris decides, OK, I'll go back 3087 02:30:55,800 --> 02:30:57,880 in there. And he when Chris walks back in, 3088 02:30:57,880 --> 02:31:00,440 he's like, hey, dude. And, you know, his cousin, the 3089 02:31:00,440 --> 02:31:03,640 Minecraft kid is just on the iPad and, you know, now he walks 3090 02:31:03,640 --> 02:31:08,840 in a little bit and Chris is like, so playing some Minecraft 3091 02:31:08,840 --> 02:31:11,600 and the little cousin's like, not like you would know. 3092 02:31:11,920 --> 02:31:14,880 And Chris is like, well, OK, when I said I like Minecraft, I 3093 02:31:14,880 --> 02:31:17,840 literally just meant I played a little bit with my friends. 3094 02:31:17,840 --> 02:31:21,400 I think it's a fun game. And the little cousin's like, if 3095 02:31:21,400 --> 02:31:23,440 you thought it was a fun game, then you would have known my 3096 02:31:23,440 --> 02:31:26,440 trivia. And Chris is like, well, not 3097 02:31:26,440 --> 02:31:28,200 necessarily. Like, just because I don't know 3098 02:31:28,200 --> 02:31:31,480 every detail about the game doesn't necessarily mean I don't 3099 02:31:31,480 --> 02:31:33,760 like the game. Like, that just doesn't sound 3100 02:31:33,760 --> 02:31:37,160 fair to me. And Chris is like, you know, I 3101 02:31:37,160 --> 02:31:39,320 don't know, like, I enjoy playing with my friends. 3102 02:31:39,320 --> 02:31:41,120 Doesn't mean I don't watch it on YouTube. 3103 02:31:41,120 --> 02:31:44,640 So that trivia question about knowing that guy, like doesn't 3104 02:31:44,640 --> 02:31:47,320 like, it doesn't matter. Like, I really don't understand 3105 02:31:47,320 --> 02:31:49,640 why you bit me. And you know, the little cousin 3106 02:31:49,640 --> 02:31:52,400 is just like, playing his Minecraft, but then he pauses 3107 02:31:52,400 --> 02:31:55,680 his game, so you know, it's about to get real serious, 3108 02:31:55,680 --> 02:31:57,440 right? And he closes out his iPad. 3109 02:31:57,800 --> 02:32:00,880 He's like, I bit you because you're a fraud. 3110 02:32:01,080 --> 02:32:04,720 You're a fraud who says he likes Minecraft but really doesn't. 3111 02:32:04,800 --> 02:32:07,480 Little kid turns around, jumps and bites Chris on the other 3112 02:32:07,480 --> 02:32:09,240 arm. And Chris is like, Oh my God, 3113 02:32:09,440 --> 02:32:13,000 pushes him off again. Chris storms out of that room 3114 02:32:13,280 --> 02:32:15,840 and goes over and he's like, mommy bit me again. 3115 02:32:16,040 --> 02:32:19,480 And Chris's mom's like, Oh dear. And his aunt's, like Chris's 3116 02:32:19,480 --> 02:32:22,200 aunt runs back into the room, shouts at the Minecraft kid 3117 02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:24,200 again and shuts. What's the door? 3118 02:32:24,360 --> 02:32:25,560 And it's like, Chris, you know what? 3119 02:32:25,560 --> 02:32:27,920 I haven't seen you in a while. How about you stay out here with 3120 02:32:27,920 --> 02:32:30,480 your mom and I and we'll just have a discussion here. 3121 02:32:30,680 --> 02:32:35,120 You and your cousin, can you guys can meet each other again, 3122 02:32:35,120 --> 02:32:37,480 maybe in a couple years when he's out of this phase. 3123 02:32:38,840 --> 02:32:42,040 Hopefully this is a phase. I really hope this is a phase. 3124 02:32:42,760 --> 02:32:45,560 So the final Minecraft story, Minecraft kids story, we're 3125 02:32:45,560 --> 02:32:48,760 gonna call the subscriber who submitted it Bart, because if 3126 02:32:48,760 --> 02:32:52,880 you couldn't tell, I got Peter, Chris, and Bart, Family Guy, 3127 02:32:52,880 --> 02:32:54,640 Simpsons. I'm trying to do themes with 3128 02:32:54,640 --> 02:32:56,600 these names now. Just keep me and myself 3129 02:32:56,600 --> 02:32:58,520 interested. Anyways, they're right. 3130 02:32:58,640 --> 02:33:03,360 So Bart was in class and he was in 3rd grade at the time. 3131 02:33:03,360 --> 02:33:05,520 He was younger, on the younger side for sure. 3132 02:33:05,520 --> 02:33:08,080 I don't know exactly what grade this could have well been second 3133 02:33:08,080 --> 02:33:10,680 grade, but let's just say third grade for the just because. 3134 02:33:11,000 --> 02:33:14,680 And So what they were supposed to do is they were assigned 3135 02:33:14,680 --> 02:33:17,040 that, you know, they had, they could choose any country in the 3136 02:33:17,040 --> 02:33:21,480 world and they got to decide they would have to research it, 3137 02:33:21,600 --> 02:33:24,360 make a little presentation and eventually present it in front 3138 02:33:24,360 --> 02:33:28,040 of the entire class. So there's a kid in class who 3139 02:33:28,040 --> 02:33:29,720 we're just going to call the Minecraft kid. 3140 02:33:29,840 --> 02:33:32,120 He wasn't even that obsessed with Minecraft. 3141 02:33:32,120 --> 02:33:35,800 He just really enjoyed the game. And it gets interesting because 3142 02:33:35,800 --> 02:33:40,000 the Minecraft kid he chose, he mixed up basically, right? 3143 02:33:40,160 --> 02:33:44,040 He mixed up the nether, the nether, like in Minecraft and 3144 02:33:44,040 --> 02:33:48,160 the Netherlands, like the place. So anyways, right, it's the day 3145 02:33:48,160 --> 02:33:51,160 that they're presenting. Bart is sitting next to the the 3146 02:33:51,160 --> 02:33:54,360 Minecraft kid and he leans over and he's like, hey, dude, like 3147 02:33:54,360 --> 02:33:55,920 what did what? Where did you choose? 3148 02:33:56,000 --> 02:34:00,560 And he's like, oh, the nether. And Bart's like, what? 3149 02:34:00,560 --> 02:34:02,240 Like you have to choose a country. 3150 02:34:02,640 --> 02:34:04,960 And the Minecraft kids like, yeah, it's next to like Sweden, 3151 02:34:04,960 --> 02:34:06,960 Norway. It's like in that of that part 3152 02:34:06,960 --> 02:34:09,080 of Europe. And Bart's like. 3153 02:34:09,400 --> 02:34:12,240 Oh. OK, so Bart knows about the 3154 02:34:12,240 --> 02:34:14,560 Netherlands, right? He just kind of thinks that, you 3155 02:34:14,560 --> 02:34:17,800 know, the Minecraft kid learned like a short, like a shorthand 3156 02:34:17,800 --> 02:34:20,880 way to call like, oh, maybe the cool people called the 3157 02:34:20,880 --> 02:34:23,600 Netherlands the Nether. And I just don't know any 3158 02:34:23,600 --> 02:34:27,200 better. The thing is though, so Bart 3159 02:34:27,200 --> 02:34:28,640 went up, he did his presentation. 3160 02:34:28,640 --> 02:34:31,880 It was totally fine. But the Minecraft kid, he went 3161 02:34:31,880 --> 02:34:36,560 up to go do his presentation. And The thing is, right, when 3162 02:34:36,560 --> 02:34:40,200 the Minecraft kid went to go look up like the Netherlands, 3163 02:34:40,200 --> 02:34:44,080 right, he must have written down the Netherlands wrong and wrote 3164 02:34:44,080 --> 02:34:46,600 down the nether and maybe couldn't read the rest of it. 3165 02:34:46,720 --> 02:34:50,480 So when he typed into Google the nether, he got like Minecraft 3166 02:34:50,480 --> 02:34:53,120 wiki. He got like he got articles 3167 02:34:53,120 --> 02:34:56,080 about the in game Minecraft universe, the nether. 3168 02:34:56,360 --> 02:34:59,120 And he actually ended up because look, he's in second or third 3169 02:34:59,120 --> 02:35:03,200 grade, you know, reality and fiction is kind of a blurred 3170 02:35:03,200 --> 02:35:06,520 line for kids at that point. So he went up there and he did 3171 02:35:06,520 --> 02:35:10,160 an entire presentation talking about like, here's photos. 3172 02:35:10,160 --> 02:35:12,880 And he literally took screenshots from like a really 3173 02:35:12,880 --> 02:35:16,720 good texture pack of the Nether. He's like L Pierre, like this 3174 02:35:16,720 --> 02:35:20,080 far up into Europe, He's like, it's really fiery. 3175 02:35:20,280 --> 02:35:23,440 It's there's these floating fire monsters. 3176 02:35:23,600 --> 02:35:26,480 There's these like pig creatures that come after you if you 3177 02:35:26,480 --> 02:35:28,920 provoke them. And the entire class like, is 3178 02:35:28,920 --> 02:35:32,920 this looking at him like bro. And the teacher just has this 3179 02:35:32,920 --> 02:35:36,600 smile on his face, like, OK, how are we going to handle this, 3180 02:35:36,600 --> 02:35:37,760 boys? Like, how are we going to go 3181 02:35:37,760 --> 02:35:40,200 about this? And, you know, the subscriber or 3182 02:35:40,200 --> 02:35:42,840 not the subscriber, the Minecraft kid finishes up his 3183 02:35:42,840 --> 02:35:46,320 presentation. And, you know, everyone is kind 3184 02:35:46,320 --> 02:35:49,760 of clapping a little bit. And there's for every single 3185 02:35:49,760 --> 02:35:52,880 person, there's a point where people can ask questions a lot 3186 02:35:52,880 --> 02:35:54,640 of the times, like the kids would be like, I don't know, 3187 02:35:54,640 --> 02:35:56,480 like it's not my presentation. I don't know it. 3188 02:35:56,960 --> 02:35:58,960 But one of the kids raised his hand and, you know, the 3189 02:35:58,960 --> 02:36:03,320 Minecraft kid pointed on him. And, you know, he said, like, 3190 02:36:03,320 --> 02:36:07,080 nice presentation, but I'm pretty sure the Nether isn't 3191 02:36:07,080 --> 02:36:09,120 real. And the Minecraft kid starts 3192 02:36:09,120 --> 02:36:10,680 laughing. He's like, what do? 3193 02:36:10,680 --> 02:36:13,000 What do you mean the Minecraft, the nether isn't real? 3194 02:36:13,400 --> 02:36:16,960 And he's like, I, I, I don't think you. 3195 02:36:18,240 --> 02:36:20,440 I don't think you put down the name. 3196 02:36:20,440 --> 02:36:22,440 Right. And the Minecraft kid is really 3197 02:36:22,440 --> 02:36:24,320 confused. And he turns to his teacher. 3198 02:36:24,760 --> 02:36:27,160 And the teacher is like, OK, I got to speak up. 3199 02:36:27,560 --> 02:36:30,280 Teacher's like yeah so Minecraft kid. 3200 02:36:30,280 --> 02:36:33,920 I hate to say it but I think you wrote down the name wrong. 3201 02:36:34,560 --> 02:36:37,280 I was looking it up while you were doing your presentation cuz 3202 02:36:37,280 --> 02:36:41,680 I was pretty confused and I looked up the nether into Google 3203 02:36:42,040 --> 02:36:45,160 and apparently it's a place in a video game. 3204 02:36:45,600 --> 02:36:49,000 You were supposed to do the Netherlands and the Minecraft 3205 02:36:49,000 --> 02:36:51,040 cake got super embarrassed because he has this whole 3206 02:36:51,040 --> 02:36:53,920 presentation. He was 100% confident that this 3207 02:36:53,920 --> 02:36:56,440 place really existed. And he was kind of just told 3208 02:36:56,440 --> 02:37:00,120 that Oh well, actually, truth is, you just messed up the whole 3209 02:37:00,120 --> 02:37:02,000 thing. But the teachers actually was a 3210 02:37:02,000 --> 02:37:04,840 pretty cool dude because the teacher wanted to say like, man, 3211 02:37:04,840 --> 02:37:08,800 like he's like, hey, all I asked you to do was to do a 3212 02:37:08,800 --> 02:37:11,840 presentation, you know, on a place that you know, I thought 3213 02:37:11,840 --> 02:37:15,520 that, you know, to do a presentation, do the work, do 3214 02:37:15,520 --> 02:37:18,240 the research, put it together and present it to the class. 3215 02:37:18,240 --> 02:37:20,560 He said, hey, you did the research. 3216 02:37:20,800 --> 02:37:24,080 I can tell you put in the work. This is a great presentation. 3217 02:37:24,400 --> 02:37:26,320 And you present it in front of the entire class. 3218 02:37:26,320 --> 02:37:29,520 Yes, you didn't do exactly what I asked, but you didn't do do so 3219 02:37:29,520 --> 02:37:31,680 maliciously. And your intentions were good 3220 02:37:31,680 --> 02:37:34,080 and you put in the effort. He said, I'm going to grade you 3221 02:37:34,080 --> 02:37:37,760 as if you did a real country. And you know, the Minecraft kid 3222 02:37:37,760 --> 02:37:40,600 was very happy to hear this because he more or less kind of 3223 02:37:40,600 --> 02:37:43,360 like dodged a bullet there because I'm sure the Minecraft 3224 02:37:43,360 --> 02:37:46,920 kid and Bart especially like when Bart was sitting there, he 3225 02:37:46,920 --> 02:37:49,240 was worried for his friend because he was friendly with a 3226 02:37:49,240 --> 02:37:51,440 Minecraft kid. He was worried that he was going 3227 02:37:51,440 --> 02:37:54,000 to get like a check minus. Basically they had check plus 3228 02:37:54,000 --> 02:37:55,720 check and check minus as their system. 3229 02:37:56,040 --> 02:37:58,240 They got grades when they were older, but he was afraid he was 3230 02:37:58,240 --> 02:38:01,440 going to get a check minus or maybe oh, the teacher wouldn't 3231 02:38:01,440 --> 02:38:03,160 understand and would call up his parents. 3232 02:38:03,160 --> 02:38:05,800 Being like your son isn't taking this class seriously. 3233 02:38:05,800 --> 02:38:07,960 What do you The son was taking it seriously. 3234 02:38:08,200 --> 02:38:10,600 He just didn't understand the instructions. 3235 02:38:10,840 --> 02:38:13,720 He didn't get the memo right. It's cool to see teachers like 3236 02:38:13,720 --> 02:38:16,720 this really come together and understand, understand that, you 3237 02:38:16,720 --> 02:38:20,480 know, if the intention is good and the work was put in, really 3238 02:38:20,480 --> 02:38:22,240 that's all that, you know, you're supposed to be doing in 3239 02:38:22,240 --> 02:38:24,440 school. So the Minecraft kid sat down 3240 02:38:24,480 --> 02:38:27,400 and he turned over and Bart turned over like, hey, man, I'm 3241 02:38:27,400 --> 02:38:29,080 sorry that I didn't say anything. 3242 02:38:29,320 --> 02:38:31,920 I honestly thought when you said the Nether you were just doing 3243 02:38:31,920 --> 02:38:33,960 shorthand for like the Netherlands. 3244 02:38:34,200 --> 02:38:35,800 I thought that was a nickname or something. 3245 02:38:35,800 --> 02:38:37,400 And the Minecraft kids like, you're good, dude. 3246 02:38:37,400 --> 02:38:40,440 Like it's totally fine. Like I should have like known 3247 02:38:40,440 --> 02:38:42,720 that. And, you know, then Bart was 3248 02:38:42,720 --> 02:38:44,400 like, dude, there's actually a cool presentation. 3249 02:38:44,400 --> 02:38:46,400 Like I kind of like Minecraft myself. 3250 02:38:46,400 --> 02:38:48,640 And, you know, I learned a thing or two about Minecraft. 3251 02:38:48,640 --> 02:38:51,480 Like, if I'm going to, you'd run the game, I'll think about your 3252 02:38:51,480 --> 02:38:53,680 presentation. And, you know, the Minecraft kid 3253 02:38:53,680 --> 02:38:55,280 took that like, you know, pretty nicely. 3254 02:38:55,280 --> 02:38:58,040 And he smiled back. And, you know, yeah, after that, 3255 02:38:58,040 --> 02:39:00,840 you know, the Minecraft kid actually got a check plus for 3256 02:39:00,840 --> 02:39:04,400 his presentation because the Minecraft kid put in a check 3257 02:39:04,400 --> 02:39:07,280 plus worth of work. And most kids got check pluses. 3258 02:39:07,280 --> 02:39:10,320 Some got checks as they really clearly didn't put in any work. 3259 02:39:10,680 --> 02:39:12,840 But the majority of kids got check pluses, including the 3260 02:39:12,840 --> 02:39:15,840 Minecraft kid who did a presentation on the Nether, 3261 02:39:15,840 --> 02:39:17,200 which I just thought was pretty funny. 3262 02:39:17,200 --> 02:39:21,520 But also W teacher. 100% W teacher he gets it he's the goat 3263 02:39:21,720 --> 02:39:24,040 anyways, if you want to support the channel keep watching videos 3264 02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:26,280 after clicking the video on screen right now I know you'll 3265 02:39:26,280 --> 02:39:30,360 enjoy it just click it do it how's it going everyone hope 3266 02:39:30,360 --> 02:39:33,040 you're having a good day because today we have a pretty crazy 3267 02:39:33,040 --> 02:39:36,520 story of this Minecraft kid who believes that after playing 3268 02:39:36,520 --> 02:39:40,400 Minecraft that he needs to go back to his caveman roots and 3269 02:39:40,400 --> 02:39:43,080 going back to his caveman roots literally just meant not 3270 02:39:43,080 --> 02:39:46,000 showering I guess and he thinks that this will get them all the 3271 02:39:46,000 --> 02:39:48,600 ladies. Let me just say that that may or 3272 02:39:48,600 --> 02:39:51,080 may not be the case, but you'll have to wait and see. 3273 02:39:51,080 --> 02:39:54,400 So anyways, sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you 3274 02:39:54,400 --> 02:39:56,280 are new, and let's just jump right into this. 3275 02:39:56,480 --> 02:39:58,520 So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this 3276 02:39:58,520 --> 02:40:00,800 story, Alex. And by the way, my Instagram is 3277 02:40:00,800 --> 02:40:02,560 in the description. It's also Connor Pugs. 3278 02:40:02,560 --> 02:40:06,040 Go follow me there and you can submit stories like this to me 3279 02:40:06,200 --> 02:40:07,920 on there. I'll get to them when I get to 3280 02:40:07,920 --> 02:40:10,640 them. And anyways, so Alex was in 8th 3281 02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:13,560 grade and he had this kid in his class who we're going to call 3282 02:40:13,560 --> 02:40:14,880 Ben. Yes, we're bringing back the 3283 02:40:14,880 --> 02:40:17,040 name Ben for random secondary characters. 3284 02:40:17,360 --> 02:40:20,000 And anyways, right, Ben? It was like, you know, he wasn't 3285 02:40:20,000 --> 02:40:23,240 like super into Minecraft. Actually, he knew nothing of 3286 02:40:23,240 --> 02:40:26,480 Minecraft until like a couple weeks before the story, and 3287 02:40:26,480 --> 02:40:29,480 that's when he was introduced to the game by one of Alex's 3288 02:40:29,480 --> 02:40:31,360 friends. We don't need a name, right? 3289 02:40:31,720 --> 02:40:35,120 And anyways, right, Ben got super super into it. 3290 02:40:35,880 --> 02:40:39,520 Alex doesn't really know how Ben didn't know what Minecraft was 3291 02:40:39,520 --> 02:40:42,560 like it wasn't like Alex wasn't or it wasn't like Ben wasn't on 3292 02:40:42,560 --> 02:40:44,720 the Internet. Like I think Ben might have 3293 02:40:44,720 --> 02:40:48,000 heard of it, but he'd never like he didn't know what it was. 3294 02:40:48,280 --> 02:40:51,880 So when one of Alex's friends introduced Minecraft to him, Ben 3295 02:40:51,880 --> 02:40:56,040 basically disappeared for like 2 weeks, like he went to school 3296 02:40:56,040 --> 02:40:58,600 and everything, but he stopped being on social media, 3297 02:40:58,600 --> 02:41:01,640 disappeared as soon as he could, like didn't show up to any 3298 02:41:01,640 --> 02:41:03,760 anything. He was just in his room as far 3299 02:41:03,760 --> 02:41:06,040 as long as he could playing Minecraft. 3300 02:41:06,040 --> 02:41:09,120 I don't mean like, I don't know like parkour servers like this 3301 02:41:09,120 --> 02:41:12,760 or player versus player servers. I mean he was playing like 3302 02:41:12,760 --> 02:41:15,840 vanilla, straight up your traditional Minecraft. 3303 02:41:15,840 --> 02:41:18,280 That's all he was doing, and he was in love with it. 3304 02:41:18,600 --> 02:41:22,000 And three weeks later, he came to school one day and he's like, 3305 02:41:22,000 --> 02:41:24,880 Alex, buddy, I, I need to tell you something. 3306 02:41:24,880 --> 02:41:26,400 A revelation. I've come to. 3307 02:41:26,840 --> 02:41:28,360 And Alex is like, yeah, what's good, dude? 3308 02:41:28,760 --> 02:41:32,640 And Ben's like, brother, we need to return to the caveman days. 3309 02:41:32,880 --> 02:41:36,320 I was playing Minecraft a couple days ago and I came to a 3310 02:41:36,320 --> 02:41:40,480 realization that we need to return to our caveman roots. 3311 02:41:41,360 --> 02:41:45,280 And I have started that already. Alex is like, what do you mean 3312 02:41:45,280 --> 02:41:47,560 by that? And at this time, Alex is was 3313 02:41:47,880 --> 02:41:51,560 was noticing quite a pungent aroma coming from Ben, right? 3314 02:41:51,560 --> 02:41:53,200 You know, he didn't want to say anything. 3315 02:41:53,200 --> 02:41:55,280 He didn't want to be mean. He didn't want to be, you know, 3316 02:41:55,480 --> 02:41:58,400 cruel or anything. But let's just say that, you 3317 02:41:58,400 --> 02:42:01,760 know, Benny old boy was not smelling the greatest. 3318 02:42:02,040 --> 02:42:03,360 He was kind of. He was. 3319 02:42:04,080 --> 02:42:07,440 He had this essence, this odor, this aroma. 3320 02:42:07,440 --> 02:42:12,080 Some might call it that. It wasn't the greatest, to put 3321 02:42:12,080 --> 02:42:15,680 it lightly, Right. So anyways, Alex or Ben goes on 3322 02:42:15,680 --> 02:42:18,920 to say, yeah, so I've been playing Minecraft and it just 3323 02:42:18,920 --> 02:42:21,000 feels so good. It feels so natural. 3324 02:42:21,000 --> 02:42:23,760 I mean, yeah, playing a block game feels natural, but 3325 02:42:23,760 --> 02:42:25,120 whatever. I like Minecraft. 3326 02:42:25,120 --> 02:42:29,000 I'm not saying it's not, but he goes on to say, and I realized 3327 02:42:29,000 --> 02:42:31,680 that, you know, my failures in the lady department. 3328 02:42:31,680 --> 02:42:35,640 The reason why women don't love me is because I'm too much like 3329 02:42:35,840 --> 02:42:38,760 I'm too much. I'm not like the natural man. 3330 02:42:39,080 --> 02:42:42,040 And when they see me as the natural caveman, they will 3331 02:42:42,040 --> 02:42:44,160 instinctively fall in love with me. 3332 02:42:44,520 --> 02:42:48,200 And and Alex just looks at Ben is like, Ben, I don't know where 3333 02:42:48,200 --> 02:42:50,920 you're going with this, but I really don't have a good, I 3334 02:42:50,920 --> 02:42:52,280 don't have a good feeling about this. 3335 02:42:52,560 --> 02:42:55,800 And Ben's like, Alex, I'm here to convert you to my ways. 3336 02:42:56,240 --> 02:42:59,480 And Alex is like, what? And he's like, are you trying to 3337 02:42:59,480 --> 02:43:02,080 like, sell me an MOM or something? 3338 02:43:02,080 --> 02:43:03,480 Like, where are we going with this? 3339 02:43:03,800 --> 02:43:07,520 And Ben is like, no, no, no, Alex, return to the caveman. 3340 02:43:07,960 --> 02:43:09,640 Return to the caveman. Alex. 3341 02:43:10,000 --> 02:43:11,800 This is what Steve has taught me. 3342 02:43:12,080 --> 02:43:14,960 And Alex is like, Ben, Ben, are you OK? 3343 02:43:14,960 --> 02:43:18,080 Like, if you need help, like I can help you get, He's like, no, 3344 02:43:18,400 --> 02:43:21,560 you need help, man, you don't understand. 3345 02:43:22,280 --> 02:43:26,640 He said, look, I've returned to my caveman roots by not doing 3346 02:43:26,640 --> 02:43:30,960 any of the this showering that is in our modern day societies. 3347 02:43:30,960 --> 02:43:34,920 You really think putting chemicals in our hair and 3348 02:43:35,000 --> 02:43:40,000 rinsing it with fake water, Alex is like fake, fake water. 3349 02:43:40,000 --> 02:43:42,240 What do you he's like, these are details. 3350 02:43:42,720 --> 02:43:44,720 These are details, Alex. Don't question it. 3351 02:43:44,720 --> 02:43:46,720 It's whatever you don't understand. 3352 02:43:47,080 --> 02:43:50,280 The natural aroma that comes from the human body has been. 3353 02:43:50,280 --> 02:43:54,120 Programmed for trillions of. Years and Alex is like, I don't 3354 02:43:54,200 --> 02:43:56,320 think humans have been around for trillions of years. 3355 02:43:56,320 --> 02:43:57,640 And that's like, that's not the point. 3356 02:43:58,000 --> 02:44:03,200 The point is the aroma, the natural Musk, Sure, you can buy 3357 02:44:03,360 --> 02:44:07,600 cheap garbage from like, I don't know, Armani or Gucci. 3358 02:44:07,600 --> 02:44:11,280 Their fragrance is terrible. They'll destroy the brain cells. 3359 02:44:11,600 --> 02:44:15,240 But the true caveman odor is what Steve has taught me. 3360 02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:19,600 And Alex is like, so are you going to like, I don't know, 3361 02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:24,440 spend more time outside, get more sunlight, exercise, eat 3362 02:44:24,440 --> 02:44:27,080 like not processed stuff like the caveman 2. 3363 02:44:27,360 --> 02:44:30,760 And Alex is like, whoa, or Ben is like, whoa, Alex, chill out. 3364 02:44:31,000 --> 02:44:34,440 Let's not go crazy. Let's not go cuckoo banana mode 3365 02:44:34,440 --> 02:44:36,920 on me. OK, man, OK, man, is that good? 3366 02:44:37,080 --> 02:44:39,960 Like, let's not go crazy. I'm, I'm not, I'm not dropping 3367 02:44:39,960 --> 02:44:42,760 everything for this caveman thing, but I am embracing the 3368 02:44:42,760 --> 02:44:45,000 natural Musk. And Alex just looks at him. 3369 02:44:45,000 --> 02:44:48,480 So, So Ben, you're, you're not really changing anything about 3370 02:44:48,480 --> 02:44:52,280 what you do besides, besides not showering. 3371 02:44:52,280 --> 02:44:55,360 That that's the only difference. And Ben's like, well, no, no, 3372 02:44:55,360 --> 02:44:59,120 no, it's not just not showering. It's embracing my natural Musk, 3373 02:44:59,120 --> 02:45:02,360 my natural odor. It will instinctively make women 3374 02:45:02,360 --> 02:45:05,560 love me. And Alex is like, Ben as your 3375 02:45:05,560 --> 02:45:12,240 friend, I guess I, I strongly suggest you don't do this. 3376 02:45:12,640 --> 02:45:15,720 And Ben is like, you know what, Alex, I understand that you're a 3377 02:45:15,720 --> 02:45:18,720 hater, and that's OK. Alex is like, I don't think I'm 3378 02:45:18,720 --> 02:45:20,280 a hater, but. And Ben's like silence. 3379 02:45:20,560 --> 02:45:24,160 Look, you know that girl over there, Ava? 3380 02:45:24,520 --> 02:45:26,600 You know how you know the prettiest girl in our class? 3381 02:45:26,600 --> 02:45:29,640 I've always had a crush on her and I never had a chance. 3382 02:45:29,720 --> 02:45:33,440 Alex is like, well, that's also something that has not changed. 3383 02:45:33,560 --> 02:45:35,840 And Ben's like, look, I'm going to go up to her and you're going 3384 02:45:35,840 --> 02:45:37,640 to see, I'm going to go up to her. 3385 02:45:37,640 --> 02:45:41,320 I'm going to lift up my arms so my armpits are bare. 3386 02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:45,760 Let her embrace my natural aroma, my natural odor, and you 3387 02:45:45,760 --> 02:45:48,200 will see that she will just fall in love with me. 3388 02:45:48,200 --> 02:45:50,440 I'm going to ask her out and she's going to say yes. 3389 02:45:50,440 --> 02:45:52,080 It's not going to be her saying yes. 3390 02:45:52,240 --> 02:45:55,560 It's going to be her subconscious breaking through to 3391 02:45:55,560 --> 02:46:00,040 the surface and convincing her that I am the true man for her. 3392 02:46:01,280 --> 02:46:04,360 Alex is just looking at Ben. It's like, dude, did playing 3393 02:46:04,360 --> 02:46:06,920 Minecraft make you think this or something? 3394 02:46:06,920 --> 02:46:12,080 And it's like, no, it encouraged me to remember my true caveman 3395 02:46:12,080 --> 02:46:15,080 days. And Alex is like, yeah, OK, 3396 02:46:15,920 --> 02:46:18,000 that's cool, man. Like I'm cool with that. 3397 02:46:18,000 --> 02:46:19,120 Like, you're cool. That's good. 3398 02:46:19,360 --> 02:46:21,520 OK. You know, actually Ben, yes, 3399 02:46:22,400 --> 02:46:24,200 let's see it. I will too. 3400 02:46:24,440 --> 02:46:28,640 Embrace the caveman if Ava goes out with you because you smell 3401 02:46:28,640 --> 02:46:30,440 bad. And that's like, I don't smell 3402 02:46:30,440 --> 02:46:31,840 bad. I smell natural. 3403 02:46:31,840 --> 02:46:36,000 If that is bad to your nose, then you have a you, you have a 3404 02:46:36,000 --> 02:46:41,200 bad nose. And Ben's like, or Alex, like I, 3405 02:46:41,400 --> 02:46:43,280 I got bad nose that that's not great. 3406 02:46:43,800 --> 02:46:46,520 That's like you'll see. Anyways, next thing comes around 3407 02:46:46,880 --> 02:46:49,240 and Alex is sitting with his friends and explains like, yeah, 3408 02:46:49,240 --> 02:46:51,480 so you know Ben, right. And they're like, yeah, we know 3409 02:46:51,480 --> 02:46:54,600 Ben Alex is like, yeah, so he's, he's doing something crazy. 3410 02:46:54,600 --> 02:46:56,760 And they're like, well, I don't know what he's been doing, but 3411 02:46:56,760 --> 02:46:59,000 he's been smelling like garbage recently. 3412 02:46:59,280 --> 02:47:01,200 Ben Alex is like, it's actually, it's related. 3413 02:47:01,200 --> 02:47:02,120 You're not going to believe this. 3414 02:47:02,360 --> 02:47:05,200 He played Minecraft and then he believed he had to go back to 3415 02:47:05,200 --> 02:47:07,360 the caveman era, like he had to be a man again. 3416 02:47:07,360 --> 02:47:10,520 And that doesn't mean working out or, you know, reading. 3417 02:47:10,520 --> 02:47:12,560 It just means not showering for some reason. 3418 02:47:12,560 --> 02:47:15,240 It's kind of, it's kind of ridiculous. 3419 02:47:15,240 --> 02:47:17,600 And they're like, yeah, I mean, Ben has been smelling a little 3420 02:47:17,600 --> 02:47:20,800 bit more musty and it kind of smells like spoiled milk at this 3421 02:47:20,800 --> 02:47:24,000 point. But I guess I, I guess that 3422 02:47:24,000 --> 02:47:26,840 makes sense now. And Alex goes on to say, yeah, 3423 02:47:26,840 --> 02:47:28,360 and you know, Ava. And they're like, yeah, of 3424 02:47:28,360 --> 02:47:31,120 course we know Ava Oscar on our class beauty, right? 3425 02:47:31,120 --> 02:47:33,320 10 out of 10. They're like, Alex is like, 3426 02:47:33,360 --> 02:47:35,720 yeah, so Ben is going to ask her out later today. 3427 02:47:35,880 --> 02:47:38,560 They're like, he's going to do what he's going to do. 3428 02:47:38,560 --> 02:47:41,680 And they're and, and Alex is like, yeah, So Ben, Ben thinks 3429 02:47:41,680 --> 02:47:44,720 that because he smells like he does, she's going to 3430 02:47:45,120 --> 02:47:48,520 instinctively say, yes. They're like, dude, this, why 3431 02:47:48,520 --> 02:47:50,640 did you say yes? Why did you allow him to go on 3432 02:47:50,640 --> 02:47:53,320 with this? At this point, Alex's friends 3433 02:47:53,320 --> 02:47:55,560 are like, bro, you're kind of being a bad friend of Ben. 3434 02:47:55,800 --> 02:47:58,080 And Alex is like, dude, he was so confident. 3435 02:47:58,080 --> 02:48:01,320 He was being so cocky. And they're like, dude, he's 3436 02:48:01,320 --> 02:48:03,840 going to get rejected and there's a chance he gets 3437 02:48:03,840 --> 02:48:08,240 rejected really hard and really embarrassingly in front of 3438 02:48:08,240 --> 02:48:10,120 everyone. Do you want that for him? 3439 02:48:10,440 --> 02:48:14,040 And look, Alex is not happy with the way that Ben went about 3440 02:48:14,280 --> 02:48:18,440 explaining or teaching him. Quote UN quote the ways of the 3441 02:48:18,440 --> 02:48:21,000 caveman AKA no shower no more, right? 3442 02:48:21,440 --> 02:48:23,200 But. At the end of the day, they were 3443 02:48:23,200 --> 02:48:26,520 still friends and Alex knew that Ava was not just going to say 3444 02:48:26,520 --> 02:48:29,800 no, but, you know, she developed a bit of an ego for because she 3445 02:48:29,800 --> 02:48:31,920 did know that she was, you know, the most beautiful girl in the 3446 02:48:31,920 --> 02:48:33,680 class and she could have any guy she wanted. 3447 02:48:33,920 --> 02:48:36,280 She was not going to be nice about letting him down. 3448 02:48:36,400 --> 02:48:39,360 She was going to be cruel. She was going to be mean and she 3449 02:48:39,360 --> 02:48:41,440 was going to crush him. Dude, she was going to freaking 3450 02:48:41,440 --> 02:48:43,160 crush him. And Alex is like, all right, I 3451 02:48:43,160 --> 02:48:46,040 got to find Ben. I need to find him before he 3452 02:48:46,040 --> 02:48:50,360 asks Ava out. And as Alex was saying that he 3453 02:48:50,360 --> 02:48:53,800 hears or he looks up and he looks at the table because 3454 02:48:53,800 --> 02:48:56,400 they're sitting at lunch. He looks at the table farthest 3455 02:48:56,400 --> 02:48:59,960 away and that's where Ava and her friends were sitting and Ben 3456 02:49:00,120 --> 02:49:02,600 was walking up to her table real quick. 3457 02:49:02,600 --> 02:49:05,880 If you made it this far into the video, comment on Minecraft down 3458 02:49:05,880 --> 02:49:07,320 below. And if you want to support the 3459 02:49:07,320 --> 02:49:09,720 channel, one of the best things you can do is binge watch the 3460 02:49:09,720 --> 02:49:11,280 videos. And please let me know in the 3461 02:49:11,280 --> 02:49:13,400 comments section what you're doing while watching these 3462 02:49:13,400 --> 02:49:15,640 videos. And also so final thing, a bit 3463 02:49:15,640 --> 02:49:18,880 of a new request I have, if you haven't already done so, if you 3464 02:49:18,880 --> 02:49:22,880 have a TikTok account, go follow my TikTok is Connor Pugs. 3465 02:49:22,880 --> 02:49:24,840 I have about 7000 followers on there. 3466 02:49:25,480 --> 02:49:28,480 I'm reposting clips from here. I'm just trying to reach new 3467 02:49:28,480 --> 02:49:31,240 audience on TikTok and hopefully bring them to the family over on 3468 02:49:31,240 --> 02:49:33,680 here. And if you could just even just 3469 02:49:33,680 --> 02:49:36,120 following me in there and occasionally watching my videos, 3470 02:49:36,600 --> 02:49:38,120 basically no one watches them on there. 3471 02:49:38,120 --> 02:49:40,840 And I need a little bit of traction from you guys to help 3472 02:49:40,840 --> 02:49:43,520 them reach new people and I really would appreciate it. 3473 02:49:43,680 --> 02:49:46,520 Anyways, let's get back to the story before I bore you guys. 3474 02:49:46,640 --> 02:49:49,320 And also, if you're going to buy some gamer Subs or any of their 3475 02:49:49,320 --> 02:49:52,080 stuff, wait about a week. I have a pretty cool surprise 3476 02:49:52,080 --> 02:49:54,440 coming for you guys. But anyways, enough of teasing 3477 02:49:54,440 --> 02:49:56,760 that I can't say too much right now anyways, right. 3478 02:49:56,760 --> 02:50:00,200 So Alex looks over and he notices that Ben is walking to 3479 02:50:00,200 --> 02:50:02,840 Ava's table. And he's like, oh, Oh my God, 3480 02:50:02,840 --> 02:50:04,800 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening. 3481 02:50:04,800 --> 02:50:08,000 And he goes, he starts to like walk and you know, the people, 3482 02:50:08,000 --> 02:50:10,600 Alex was sitting with her like, Alex, go, go. 3483 02:50:10,600 --> 02:50:12,720 He's going to do it. Don't let this happen. 3484 02:50:12,720 --> 02:50:15,800 So Alex is basically sprinting over to the table, but he 3485 02:50:15,800 --> 02:50:17,880 doesn't get there in time. And he's kind of stops. 3486 02:50:17,880 --> 02:50:21,080 He's like, no, I'm too late. So Ben goes up to Ava and goes 3487 02:50:22,320 --> 02:50:24,760 Ava. And Ava looks up and he's like, 3488 02:50:24,960 --> 02:50:29,560 yes, the next part is the most ridiculous thing I've ever 3489 02:50:29,560 --> 02:50:33,480 heard. Ben goes up to her and literally 3490 02:50:33,600 --> 02:50:37,400 lifts up both of his arms. You know how like after you run 3491 02:50:37,400 --> 02:50:39,640 and you're like really exhausted, you'll put your arms 3492 02:50:39,640 --> 02:50:42,320 above your heads to like make it easier to breathe, right? 3493 02:50:42,320 --> 02:50:44,840 Or you're told to do that or whatever, right? 3494 02:50:45,160 --> 02:50:49,160 That's basically what he did. And you could see Ava's face 3495 02:50:49,360 --> 02:50:52,640 like first you saw her nose kind of twitch as she was smelling 3496 02:50:52,640 --> 02:50:55,920 what was going on. And then you saw her eyes water, 3497 02:50:56,080 --> 02:51:00,960 her face crunch up and and you could almost hear like the well, 3498 02:51:01,040 --> 02:51:03,640 it was a bad spell. It was not good. 3499 02:51:03,880 --> 02:51:06,800 And Alex is like, oh, no, Oh no, Oh my God. 3500 02:51:06,960 --> 02:51:08,640 Oh my God. I'm part, I'm partially 3501 02:51:08,640 --> 02:51:10,560 response. Oh my God, I'm partially. 3502 02:51:11,080 --> 02:51:14,400 I'm partially responsible. Man, this is on me. 3503 02:51:14,520 --> 02:51:18,960 Anyways, Ben goes on to say, so Ava, now that you know, I've let 3504 02:51:18,960 --> 02:51:22,320 your senses, you know, acclimate themselves and if you have any 3505 02:51:22,480 --> 02:51:26,000 primal urges, wink, wink that are coming up from the, you 3506 02:51:26,000 --> 02:51:27,680 know, the surface that are breaking through. 3507 02:51:27,880 --> 02:51:30,280 Would you like to go on a date? You know what? 3508 02:51:30,280 --> 02:51:32,040 Let's just skip that. Would you like to be my 3509 02:51:32,040 --> 02:51:34,880 girlfriend? And Alex is like in his head, 3510 02:51:34,880 --> 02:51:41,760 he's like, no, no, Ben, no, Ben, no, no, no. 3511 02:51:42,320 --> 02:51:44,880 And so sure enough, you know, Ava's just looking at him, 3512 02:51:45,120 --> 02:51:49,240 blinking, not even responding, not laughing or anything. 3513 02:51:49,600 --> 02:51:52,800 She's just blinking because she's just so dumbfounded by the 3514 02:51:53,680 --> 02:51:56,800 did this kid just did this kid just straight up ask me out? 3515 02:51:56,800 --> 02:52:00,120 Because remember, Ava and Ben, they're not friends, they're not 3516 02:52:00,120 --> 02:52:03,080 dating each other. They're not close like that. 3517 02:52:04,000 --> 02:52:06,920 What? And he also smells terrible. 3518 02:52:07,440 --> 02:52:10,600 And and Ben is like, if you don't know your answer yet, 3519 02:52:10,600 --> 02:52:11,760 maybe you'll know it in a second. 3520 02:52:11,760 --> 02:52:16,040 And Ben literally gets closer to her and like pushes his armpit 3521 02:52:16,040 --> 02:52:20,040 in her face and she's like, you get away from me and kind of 3522 02:52:20,040 --> 02:52:22,520 pushes him back. He's like looks over at Alex and 3523 02:52:22,520 --> 02:52:26,720 Ben's like yells over. Don't worry Alex, don't worry. 3524 02:52:26,840 --> 02:52:30,520 Give it a second. You'll see, man, you'll see. 3525 02:52:30,600 --> 02:52:33,080 It's crazy. You're not going to believe it. 3526 02:52:33,160 --> 02:52:34,720 She's going to fall in love with me. 3527 02:52:34,880 --> 02:52:37,200 And Ava looks up. Fall in love with you. 3528 02:52:37,480 --> 02:52:40,440 I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are. 3529 02:52:40,440 --> 02:52:43,120 I just know that you're a guy who came over here and is 3530 02:52:43,120 --> 02:52:47,120 smelling terrible and is pushing his stinky armpits in my face. 3531 02:52:47,320 --> 02:52:51,680 No, I will not go out with you. And like, at this point, 3532 02:52:52,240 --> 02:52:54,720 everybody in the cafeteria has turned their heads. 3533 02:52:55,640 --> 02:52:58,200 Everybody has turned their heads and is looking at this because 3534 02:52:58,200 --> 02:52:59,680 it's a scene. It's a spectacle. 3535 02:53:00,080 --> 02:53:04,280 I mean, Ben is standing up there with his greased out armpits, 3536 02:53:04,560 --> 02:53:08,680 and Ava, known as the prettiest girl in the class, has just 3537 02:53:08,680 --> 02:53:12,560 demolished him in front of everyone, spectators of the 3538 02:53:12,560 --> 02:53:15,080 entire class. At this point, there's an 3539 02:53:15,080 --> 02:53:18,160 awkward silence because people have stopped, Like, they've 3540 02:53:18,160 --> 02:53:20,440 stopped speaking because they want to hear what's going on. 3541 02:53:21,120 --> 02:53:24,880 And Ben is like, I see, let me know if you change your mind. 3542 02:53:24,880 --> 02:53:29,320 And Ava's like, no, I will never change my mind. 3543 02:53:29,320 --> 02:53:31,240 As I said, she's a little extra right? 3544 02:53:31,480 --> 02:53:34,640 And Ben just walks over to Alex and Alex looks at him. 3545 02:53:34,640 --> 02:53:37,360 He's like, dude, dude, I I was trying to come over to tell you 3546 02:53:37,360 --> 02:53:39,760 not to do it. Like, I'm sorry, this is my 3547 02:53:39,760 --> 02:53:42,160 fault. Ben's like, bro, this is this is 3548 02:53:42,160 --> 02:53:45,680 not your fault. She just needs time to realize, 3549 02:53:45,880 --> 02:53:49,520 like Ben goes on to say that, you know, this is totally part 3550 02:53:49,520 --> 02:53:51,600 of the plan. He knew that there's a chance 3551 02:53:51,600 --> 02:53:55,240 that, you know, her like primal senses would be stopped by her 3552 02:53:55,240 --> 02:53:57,520 like brain. But it was only a matter of time 3553 02:53:57,520 --> 02:54:00,560 till like they breakthrough. And now that he's like broken 3554 02:54:00,560 --> 02:54:03,800 through the senses through like essencing out the stink or 3555 02:54:03,800 --> 02:54:07,680 whatever that like eventually within like the next 24 hours, 3556 02:54:07,680 --> 02:54:11,480 she will come to her senses, maybe privately, maybe not 3557 02:54:11,480 --> 02:54:13,400 publicly, but they will be dating. 3558 02:54:13,800 --> 02:54:16,360 And Alex is like, dude, you can't seriously think that. 3559 02:54:16,360 --> 02:54:20,240 And Ben is like, it's my theory, like I know it's to be true. 3560 02:54:20,480 --> 02:54:23,080 You have your opinions and I have my facts. 3561 02:54:23,120 --> 02:54:24,640 I'm sorry I stole that from Baskets. 3562 02:54:24,640 --> 02:54:27,000 Greatest show ever. RIP Christine. 3563 02:54:27,000 --> 02:54:28,880 Baskets bro. Brings a tear to my eye. 3564 02:54:28,880 --> 02:54:32,320 ANYWAYS. And so sure enough, next day 3565 02:54:32,320 --> 02:54:34,400 rolls around. It has been 24 hours. 3566 02:54:34,800 --> 02:54:38,520 And Alex just goes up to Ben. He's like, yo, Ben's like, yo, 3567 02:54:38,520 --> 02:54:41,360 what's up? He's like, hey, did did she ask 3568 02:54:41,360 --> 02:54:43,120 you out yet? And he's like, no, it hasn't 3569 02:54:43,120 --> 02:54:45,920 been 24 hours. Ben looks at his phone, looks at 3570 02:54:45,920 --> 02:54:48,200 the time. He's like, dude, it's it's been 3571 02:54:48,200 --> 02:54:52,440 like 22 hours. And Ben goes on to say, see, 3572 02:54:52,520 --> 02:54:54,520 you're proving my points once again. 3573 02:54:54,520 --> 02:54:59,760 My facts destroy your opinions. And Alex is like, OK, but I 3574 02:54:59,760 --> 02:55:01,080 mean, she hasn't asked you out yet. 3575 02:55:01,280 --> 02:55:03,760 And two hours go by, Alex goes up to him. 3576 02:55:03,760 --> 02:55:06,440 And Ben's like, dude, I don't want to talk about it. 3577 02:55:06,680 --> 02:55:08,760 Alex is like, that's fine, man. Like, you don't have to prove 3578 02:55:08,760 --> 02:55:12,320 anything to me. Like, I get it is like, dude, 3579 02:55:12,480 --> 02:55:14,080 you're good, don't worry about it. 3580 02:55:14,360 --> 02:55:16,040 Just please go home and take a shower. 3581 02:55:16,360 --> 02:55:19,480 And sure enough, Ben, while he actually continued to play 3582 02:55:19,480 --> 02:55:22,920 Minecraft, no longer believed the whole caveman philosophy of 3583 02:55:22,920 --> 02:55:25,120 you must smell like garbage for women to like you. 3584 02:55:25,600 --> 02:55:28,400 And that was partially due to the fact that it doesn't work 3585 02:55:28,400 --> 02:55:31,320 and he has first hand experience and why it doesn't work. 3586 02:55:31,680 --> 02:55:35,680 And yeah, him and Ava did not ever date from that point on. 3587 02:55:36,160 --> 02:55:38,160 It was a pretty bad first impression, by the way. 3588 02:55:38,160 --> 02:55:40,240 That was a first impression, practically. 3589 02:55:40,960 --> 02:55:42,400 I think they knew of each other beforehand. 3590 02:55:42,400 --> 02:55:44,960 But yeah, moral of the story is don't do that, guy. 3591 02:55:44,960 --> 02:55:46,440 Click on the video on screen right now. 3592 02:55:46,440 --> 02:55:48,120 I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it. 3593 02:55:48,120 --> 02:55:50,160 Do it. How's it going, everyone? 3594 02:55:50,160 --> 02:55:53,080 Hope you're having a great day today because today we have 3595 02:55:53,080 --> 02:55:57,440 probably one of the most insane stories about a Minecraft kid to 3596 02:55:57,440 --> 02:55:59,200 date. I mean, you do not want to miss 3597 02:55:59,200 --> 02:56:02,480 this to sit back, relax, Subscribe to the channel if 3598 02:56:02,480 --> 02:56:04,160 you're new. And let's call today's 3599 02:56:04,160 --> 02:56:05,880 subscriber who submitted this story. 3600 02:56:06,000 --> 02:56:08,400 Let's call him Dave. So anyways, right, you know, 3601 02:56:08,400 --> 02:56:12,080 Dave was in the third grade and in the 3rd grade, like at this 3602 02:56:12,080 --> 02:56:15,800 time Minecraft was huge. I mean Minecraft was really big 3603 02:56:15,800 --> 02:56:20,400 now, but it was like really, really big back in like 2013, 3604 02:56:20,400 --> 02:56:22,760 2014. Dave is quite older, but this is 3605 02:56:22,760 --> 02:56:24,480 a story from back in his childhood. 3606 02:56:24,680 --> 02:56:26,960 So anyways, right, you know, one thing that was starting to get 3607 02:56:26,960 --> 02:56:30,600 pretty big 20/15/2016 I don't totally know exactly when the 3608 02:56:30,600 --> 02:56:34,480 story happens, was something called, you know, Minecraft PvP, 3609 02:56:34,480 --> 02:56:37,640 where basically people would fight each other in Minecraft. 3610 02:56:37,640 --> 02:56:40,280 And there is this kid in Dave's class who we're going to call 3611 02:56:40,280 --> 02:56:42,440 Ben because of course we're going to call him Ben. 3612 02:56:42,720 --> 02:56:45,080 So anyways, right, you know, Dave and Ben, you know, they 3613 02:56:45,080 --> 02:56:47,720 weren't necessarily best friends, but they started to get 3614 02:56:47,720 --> 02:56:50,960 to know each other because they both were really into the whole 3615 02:56:50,960 --> 02:56:53,720 Minecraft player versus player battles. 3616 02:56:54,040 --> 02:56:56,760 And so they would start to like play a little bit, you know, 3617 02:56:56,760 --> 02:56:59,640 with each other after school. They would go on Minecraft 3618 02:56:59,640 --> 02:57:01,160 servers and they would fight each other. 3619 02:57:01,160 --> 02:57:04,520 And it was actually quite fun. So Dave and Ben started to 3620 02:57:04,520 --> 02:57:08,320 become friends in class. And The thing is, though, Dave 3621 02:57:08,320 --> 02:57:11,760 was not friends with Ben after what is about to happen, which 3622 02:57:11,760 --> 02:57:14,800 is absolutely crazy, but you'll have to wait for that one, 3623 02:57:14,800 --> 02:57:16,120 right? So anyways, right. 3624 02:57:16,120 --> 02:57:18,480 You know, Dave and Ben, you know, they're talking at recess. 3625 02:57:18,480 --> 02:57:22,120 So there's out there, there's a swing set at the school's recess 3626 02:57:22,800 --> 02:57:25,880 that the school's recess at the school's playground. 3627 02:57:25,880 --> 02:57:28,880 So Dave and Dave and Ben, they're both on the swings. 3628 02:57:28,880 --> 02:57:32,720 And you know, Ben is like, man, I don't know, I really don't 3629 02:57:32,720 --> 02:57:35,040 like Miss Davenport. So Miss Davenport's going to be 3630 02:57:35,040 --> 02:57:36,960 the name of their teacher for their math class. 3631 02:57:36,960 --> 02:57:39,880 And Dave's like, dude, I know she's the worst. 3632 02:57:40,160 --> 02:57:43,520 And Ben's like, bro, like I wish I could just like spend my 3633 02:57:43,520 --> 02:57:48,000 entire day getting better at Minecraft PvP, like learning how 3634 02:57:48,000 --> 02:57:50,480 to like be better, but instead I have to spend all this time 3635 02:57:50,480 --> 02:57:54,320 learning my times tables. Bro, I hate those little side 3636 02:57:54,320 --> 02:57:57,720 note, I hated my times tables because I would be like time to 3637 02:57:57,720 --> 02:57:59,520 be like, you have to do all these in one minute. 3638 02:57:59,520 --> 02:58:02,280 I'm terrible under pressure. I did not, not like those. 3639 02:58:02,280 --> 02:58:04,920 But anyways, Dave and Ben, you know, they were talking about 3640 02:58:04,920 --> 02:58:08,040 how they really didn't like, you know, the Minecraft, the, the, 3641 02:58:08,120 --> 02:58:10,680 the math they had to do in their class and how they thought that 3642 02:58:10,680 --> 02:58:13,280 their teacher was like extra, extra mean. 3643 02:58:13,560 --> 02:58:16,080 Even though Dave tells me in retrospect, the teacher was 3644 02:58:16,080 --> 02:58:19,840 actually super normal. Like she was like, honestly just 3645 02:58:19,840 --> 02:58:21,880 trying to teach them the fundamentals of math that they 3646 02:58:21,880 --> 02:58:24,880 would need for like the next seven years of schooling. 3647 02:58:25,000 --> 02:58:28,080 But at that time, Dave and Ben, the Minecraft kid, they just, 3648 02:58:28,280 --> 02:58:31,000 they just didn't get that. So Dave and Ben decided that, 3649 02:58:31,000 --> 02:58:33,520 you know what, they were going to pull a prank on their teacher 3650 02:58:33,720 --> 02:58:36,320 to somehow get more time to play Minecraft. 3651 02:58:36,760 --> 02:58:39,240 So what they were going to do is they were going to find a way to 3652 02:58:39,240 --> 02:58:43,200 bring their, like, computers into class and to play Minecraft 3653 02:58:43,200 --> 02:58:45,120 like during class so that they can. 3654 02:58:45,200 --> 02:58:47,800 Because like, what they were thinking is Dave and Ben, the 3655 02:58:47,800 --> 02:58:49,640 Minecraft kid, were like, you know what? 3656 02:58:50,160 --> 02:58:52,240 I hate math. When am I actually going to use 3657 02:58:52,240 --> 02:58:53,400 it? But you know what I'm using 3658 02:58:53,400 --> 02:58:55,880 every day? My Minecraft player versus 3659 02:58:55,880 --> 02:58:58,440 player battle skills. Oh, yeah, baby. 3660 02:58:59,080 --> 02:59:01,440 So yeah, basically they were thinking to themselves, like, we 3661 02:59:01,440 --> 02:59:04,560 got to practice in class because we're wasting all of our time 3662 02:59:04,840 --> 02:59:07,200 doing math. This is ridiculous. 3663 02:59:07,560 --> 02:59:10,880 So anyways, they conjure up a plan, and the whole plan is that 3664 02:59:10,880 --> 02:59:14,040 they will, like, put their backpacks on their desk because 3665 02:59:14,040 --> 02:59:15,600 they actually had pretty big desks. 3666 02:59:15,600 --> 02:59:18,760 And they would also sit all the way in the back of class and 3667 02:59:18,760 --> 02:59:21,720 their backpacks would be like on the desk enough so that it would 3668 02:59:21,720 --> 02:59:23,440 be kind of blocking their computers. 3669 02:59:23,440 --> 02:59:26,400 Then they'd whip out their computers and you know, they 3670 02:59:26,400 --> 02:59:28,360 would have their mouses or whatever and then they would 3671 02:59:28,360 --> 02:59:32,480 play Minecraft in class and they just like attach the school 3672 02:59:32,480 --> 02:59:34,920 Wi-Fi. This was so far back then that 3673 02:59:34,920 --> 02:59:37,280 like the school Wi-Fi, like people like the P, the 3674 02:59:37,280 --> 02:59:40,320 administrators in the school didn't even know about like how 3675 02:59:40,320 --> 02:59:43,040 to do like Wi-Fi blocking. You know how like some like when 3676 02:59:43,040 --> 02:59:45,800 you go to school Wi-Fi, you can't look up certain sites or 3677 02:59:45,800 --> 02:59:48,280 use certain things. This is back in the day when 3678 02:59:48,280 --> 02:59:49,760 like they didn't even know about this. 3679 02:59:49,760 --> 02:59:52,080 They're just like, oh, Internet connection, cool. 3680 02:59:52,320 --> 02:59:54,320 Anyone can use it. We don't really care. 3681 02:59:55,120 --> 02:59:58,400 I don't know if every school was like this, but at least Dave and 3682 02:59:58,400 --> 03:00:01,000 Ben school it was like this. So anyways, the next day rolls 3683 03:00:01,000 --> 03:00:03,280 around and they bring their computers into school. 3684 03:00:03,600 --> 03:00:06,880 And on the way out, Dave's mom was like, oh honey, why do you 3685 03:00:06,880 --> 03:00:11,000 have your computer with you? And you know, Dave was like, I 3686 03:00:11,000 --> 03:00:14,400 need to think quick on the spot. He's like, we need it for class. 3687 03:00:14,400 --> 03:00:17,600 And Dave's mom's like, oh cool. So anyways, Dave goes into 3688 03:00:17,600 --> 03:00:19,120 school. He meets up with Ben before 3689 03:00:19,120 --> 03:00:21,440 class. He's like, bro, Are you ready? 3690 03:00:21,440 --> 03:00:24,560 And Ben's like, yeah, dude, I got my, you know, I got my PC, 3691 03:00:24,560 --> 03:00:27,200 I'm ready for this. So they go into class and they 3692 03:00:27,200 --> 03:00:28,480 both sit in the back of the class. 3693 03:00:28,480 --> 03:00:30,600 And the teacher's like, all right, class today we'll be 3694 03:00:30,600 --> 03:00:33,720 learning about long division. By the way, screw long division. 3695 03:00:33,720 --> 03:00:36,800 That is the worst thing ever. But anyways, right, So Dave and 3696 03:00:36,800 --> 03:00:38,720 Ben, you know, they're sitting in the back of class. 3697 03:00:38,720 --> 03:00:41,360 They pull out their backpacks and they put them on their desk. 3698 03:00:41,720 --> 03:00:44,560 And the teacher kind of looks over and doesn't think anything 3699 03:00:44,560 --> 03:00:47,080 of it. She's like weird, but if you 3700 03:00:47,080 --> 03:00:50,280 want, if you want to have less desk space, then be my guest, 3701 03:00:50,280 --> 03:00:52,080 bro. Like that's not on me, that's on 3702 03:00:52,080 --> 03:00:53,080 you. So whatever. 3703 03:00:53,520 --> 03:00:56,040 And then Dave and Ben, you know, they pull out their computers 3704 03:00:56,040 --> 03:00:59,160 and then they pull out their mice and they barely have enough 3705 03:00:59,160 --> 03:01:03,360 room to fit everything on there. But barely is still is still it. 3706 03:01:03,360 --> 03:01:06,080 You know they still have enough room even if it's barely enough 3707 03:01:06,080 --> 03:01:08,680 room. So anyways, right, they get 3708 03:01:08,680 --> 03:01:11,920 their laptops out, they connect to the Wi-Fi they're in, they're 3709 03:01:11,920 --> 03:01:13,040 like, all right, this is perfect. 3710 03:01:13,040 --> 03:01:15,920 So they go on whatever player versus player Minecraft server 3711 03:01:15,920 --> 03:01:17,800 where they can fight each other and other people. 3712 03:01:18,080 --> 03:01:20,360 I don't know if it was Hypixel back in the day. 3713 03:01:20,680 --> 03:01:24,120 I don't know if it was like like a bad lion or whatever. 3714 03:01:24,120 --> 03:01:25,920 I don't even know. I don't know the history that 3715 03:01:25,920 --> 03:01:27,720 well. But they go on their server, 3716 03:01:27,720 --> 03:01:29,120 right? And the thing about like 3717 03:01:29,120 --> 03:01:31,920 Minecraft PvP, if you don't know when you fight someone in 3718 03:01:31,920 --> 03:01:35,080 Minecraft, you normally have like a sword Normally, yeah. 3719 03:01:35,080 --> 03:01:38,400 I mean, you can have like bow rod, lava buck, you can have a 3720 03:01:38,400 --> 03:01:41,520 lot of stuff, but normally it's sword fighting and for sword 3721 03:01:41,520 --> 03:01:44,280 fighting you need to click and neither of these kids have auto 3722 03:01:44,280 --> 03:01:47,320 clickers or anything like this. So they wanted to swing their 3723 03:01:47,320 --> 03:01:50,160 sword, they needed to click. And The thing is, right, they 3724 03:01:50,160 --> 03:01:53,600 didn't have some kind of like ghost mouse that makes no sounds 3725 03:01:53,600 --> 03:01:56,760 when you click it, which I don't know even if that's a thing 3726 03:01:56,760 --> 03:01:58,440 because like, why would you want that? 3727 03:02:00,040 --> 03:02:03,960 Except for this very specific situation, which doesn't come up 3728 03:02:03,960 --> 03:02:05,720 often. Well, actually, I don't know, 3729 03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:07,400 man. I mean, I'm not typically in 3730 03:02:07,400 --> 03:02:11,120 class pretending to be like hiding behind like a backpack 3731 03:02:11,120 --> 03:02:15,360 secretly playing Minecraft, ignoring my math schools or my 3732 03:02:15,360 --> 03:02:17,160 math my like math class or whatever. 3733 03:02:17,160 --> 03:02:19,400 That doesn't normally happen. But anyways, right. 3734 03:02:19,400 --> 03:02:22,520 So The thing is, for them to play, they need to be clicking. 3735 03:02:23,040 --> 03:02:26,800 And remember, this class isn't super loud and rowdy and no one 3736 03:02:26,800 --> 03:02:29,600 else is on their computers and no one else is clicking a mouse. 3737 03:02:30,080 --> 03:02:31,760 So they don't even really think of this. 3738 03:02:31,760 --> 03:02:34,560 They're just like Dave and Ben are just so excited to the fact 3739 03:02:34,560 --> 03:02:36,760 that they're able to play Minecraft during their math 3740 03:02:36,760 --> 03:02:39,080 class. Do they legitimately just start? 3741 03:02:39,080 --> 03:02:42,400 They get on the server and they go, actually, I have a mouse 3742 03:02:42,400 --> 03:02:44,360 with me right now. They just start going. 3743 03:02:46,600 --> 03:02:49,360 They just start going crazy and they're clicking away and 3744 03:02:49,360 --> 03:02:51,600 they're fighting people and they're doing pretty well, 3745 03:02:51,600 --> 03:02:53,840 right? So Dave is super focused right 3746 03:02:53,840 --> 03:02:55,320 now. He's playing this kid who's 3747 03:02:55,320 --> 03:02:58,040 actually pretty good, and they're really close. 3748 03:02:58,040 --> 03:03:00,080 They're basically have the same number of hits. 3749 03:03:00,360 --> 03:03:05,280 And he hears Ben whisper. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave and, or 3750 03:03:06,080 --> 03:03:08,400 And Dave's like Ben, stop, stop. I'm in the middle of a fight. 3751 03:03:08,840 --> 03:03:10,640 And that's when the teacher says. 3752 03:03:10,680 --> 03:03:14,080 Then he hears his name again, but he hears Dave and sure 3753 03:03:14,080 --> 03:03:16,920 enough, it is Miss Davenport. And he looks up and he 3754 03:03:16,920 --> 03:03:19,880 immediately closes his computer. And this point, like Ben is 3755 03:03:19,880 --> 03:03:23,400 like, Oh my God. And Dave is like, hi, Miss 3756 03:03:23,400 --> 03:03:27,640 Davenport, how's it going? Miss Davenport? 3757 03:03:28,440 --> 03:03:34,240 Hey, how's it going there? What's good, Miss Davenport? 3758 03:03:34,240 --> 03:03:36,560 And sure enough, like Miss Davenport's like you, too. 3759 03:03:36,560 --> 03:03:39,120 You're coming with me. And they pack their bags, and 3760 03:03:39,120 --> 03:03:42,160 they walk up to the principal's office, and they get in trouble 3761 03:03:42,160 --> 03:03:44,760 because you're not supposed to be doing that in class. 3762 03:03:44,760 --> 03:03:47,800 And yeah, And the principal, you know, ends up calling their 3763 03:03:47,800 --> 03:03:49,160 parents. And, you know, when Dave gets 3764 03:03:49,160 --> 03:03:52,440 back, Cave's mom's like, you were playing Minecraft. 3765 03:03:52,440 --> 03:03:54,280 You were playing, like, video games. 3766 03:03:54,280 --> 03:03:55,600 I don't know if she knew if it was Minecraft. 3767 03:03:55,600 --> 03:03:56,920 Exactly so. You were playing. 3768 03:03:56,920 --> 03:04:00,320 Video games in class, you're supposed to be paying attention 3769 03:04:00,320 --> 03:04:03,080 like you know, this is foundational material for the 3770 03:04:03,080 --> 03:04:06,920 rest of your like the rest of your academic career like you're 3771 03:04:06,920 --> 03:04:09,520 going to be in college and college math class and you're 3772 03:04:09,520 --> 03:04:11,840 going to be thinking back. Why didn't I pay attention to 3773 03:04:11,840 --> 03:04:15,080 that long division, bro? I've never done long division 3774 03:04:15,360 --> 03:04:19,160 like since 7th since 4th grade bro, just a little tip. 3775 03:04:19,160 --> 03:04:22,080 I mean learn it because you need to pass, but I've never used 3776 03:04:22,080 --> 03:04:23,600 that stuff again. Oh my God. 3777 03:04:23,800 --> 03:04:27,680 Anyways, though, Dave is not happy and you know Ben is also 3778 03:04:27,680 --> 03:04:30,040 not happy. So the next day, you know, while 3779 03:04:30,040 --> 03:04:32,040 they did get in trouble, they still had their recess 3780 03:04:32,040 --> 03:04:33,760 privileges. So they went out back to the 3781 03:04:33,760 --> 03:04:38,080 swing set and they were. And Ben is like dude, dude, Miss 3782 03:04:38,080 --> 03:04:41,880 Davenport is the worst. And Dave's like bro, bro, bro 3783 03:04:41,880 --> 03:04:46,480 bro 100% she is the worst. Even though like in retrospect, 3784 03:04:46,480 --> 03:04:48,880 Dave tells me that Miss Davenport was literally just 3785 03:04:48,880 --> 03:04:52,200 doing her job and that Dave back then and Ben, his friend were 3786 03:04:52,200 --> 03:04:55,040 just a bunch of dumb kids. But anyways, at the time Dave 3787 03:04:55,040 --> 03:04:57,400 and Ben were like bro, she is the worst. 3788 03:04:57,560 --> 03:05:00,280 We need to actually get back at her for what she did to us. 3789 03:05:00,560 --> 03:05:02,400 Daves, like bro, what were you thinking? 3790 03:05:02,680 --> 03:05:05,520 And Bens, like, you know what, last night I was just so angry 3791 03:05:05,800 --> 03:05:08,280 that I was sitting there and I was just trying to come up with 3792 03:05:08,280 --> 03:05:10,160 something. I was trying to come up with an 3793 03:05:10,160 --> 03:05:12,480 epic prank that would truly get her. 3794 03:05:13,600 --> 03:05:16,480 So Dave and Ben end up doing something, which you guys will 3795 03:05:16,480 --> 03:05:19,520 hear in just a little bit. That is something that I have to 3796 03:05:19,520 --> 03:05:22,680 do a little bit of a disclaimer. Do not do this. 3797 03:05:22,800 --> 03:05:26,000 I have personally never done it. And I actually don't know anyone 3798 03:05:26,000 --> 03:05:28,800 who's done this. And it's also pretty illegal. 3799 03:05:28,800 --> 03:05:31,920 And it's it's it's a jerk move and you should never do 3800 03:05:31,920 --> 03:05:34,760 something like this. That's just my disclaimer coming 3801 03:05:34,760 --> 03:05:37,200 from me so I can freely tell the rest of the story. 3802 03:05:37,800 --> 03:05:41,080 So anyways, on the swing set, Dave and Ben, since they live 3803 03:05:41,080 --> 03:05:43,600 close to each other and they're allowed to kind of roam around, 3804 03:05:43,960 --> 03:05:47,400 Ben's like dude, I figured out exactly where Miss Davenport 3805 03:05:47,400 --> 03:05:49,960 lives last night. And Dave's like bro, what? 3806 03:05:50,280 --> 03:05:54,200 And Ben's like dude, Miss Davenport, she lives really 3807 03:05:54,200 --> 03:05:57,000 close to us. Like she lives like 5 minutes 3808 03:05:57,000 --> 03:06:01,600 away. And Dave's like bro, OK, what do 3809 03:06:01,600 --> 03:06:03,920 you want me to do with this information? 3810 03:06:04,520 --> 03:06:09,000 And Ben's like, dude, my mom just bought eggs and she 3811 03:06:09,000 --> 03:06:11,920 probably so much stuff goes in her fridge, she won't notice if 3812 03:06:11,920 --> 03:06:15,720 she loses some eggs, right? And Ben's like, or Dave's like, 3813 03:06:15,720 --> 03:06:18,280 bro, Ben, I don't understand what you're trying to say. 3814 03:06:18,760 --> 03:06:22,880 And that's when Ben says you and me tonight we're going to go 3815 03:06:22,880 --> 03:06:24,840 Edgar house for what she did to us. 3816 03:06:24,920 --> 03:06:28,760 Real quick, if you made it this far into the video comment door 3817 03:06:28,760 --> 03:06:31,600 down below, that's for the Ogs of this channel. 3818 03:06:31,600 --> 03:06:33,000 If you don't get it, that's all good. 3819 03:06:33,000 --> 03:06:35,200 But if you've been around for a while, that probably that 3820 03:06:35,200 --> 03:06:37,160 probably brought you back. But anyways, if you made it this 3821 03:06:37,160 --> 03:06:41,040 far into the video comment door down below DOOR, the thing that 3822 03:06:41,040 --> 03:06:43,560 like, you know, you enter a house with or a building with. 3823 03:06:43,560 --> 03:06:46,160 I just want to see how many people make this far into into 3824 03:06:46,160 --> 03:06:47,840 the video. And also, if you want to support 3825 03:06:47,840 --> 03:06:50,840 the channel, literally binge watch these videos, like sit 3826 03:06:50,840 --> 03:06:53,040 down and watch a bunch of story videos in a row. 3827 03:06:53,040 --> 03:06:55,360 It really helps me out more than you can ever imagine. 3828 03:06:55,600 --> 03:06:58,040 And let me know in the comments section what you were doing 3829 03:06:58,040 --> 03:06:59,520 while binge watching these videos. 3830 03:06:59,760 --> 03:07:02,000 Are you playing video games? Are you doing some artwork? 3831 03:07:02,000 --> 03:07:03,880 Are you going to sleep? Whatever you're doing, let me 3832 03:07:03,880 --> 03:07:04,920 know. I'll heart it. 3833 03:07:05,120 --> 03:07:08,000 And I'll even sometimes throw up your comments on screen. 3834 03:07:08,000 --> 03:07:10,720 So here's some people, here's a little bit of a shout out to 3835 03:07:10,720 --> 03:07:12,400 these people. If you want a bit of a shout out 3836 03:07:12,400 --> 03:07:14,800 in a future video, just comment how you're supporting the 3837 03:07:14,800 --> 03:07:16,880 channel. And yeah, let's get back to it. 3838 03:07:17,400 --> 03:07:20,480 So anyways, right at this point, Dave and Ben, you know, they, 3839 03:07:20,480 --> 03:07:22,720 they kind of commit to, you know, doing the thing that 3840 03:07:22,720 --> 03:07:25,560 they're going to do. And after school, you know, 3841 03:07:25,560 --> 03:07:28,640 they, they basically have a plan to tell their parents that 3842 03:07:28,640 --> 03:07:32,080 they're going on a night, like a night time walk at like 8, and 3843 03:07:32,080 --> 03:07:34,120 then they're going to meet up at a certain place. 3844 03:07:34,120 --> 03:07:37,520 So anyways, it's like 755 and Dave's starting to get 3845 03:07:37,520 --> 03:07:40,760 butterflies in his stomach like this is really crazy. 3846 03:07:40,760 --> 03:07:42,920 He's starting to feel really like weird about this. 3847 03:07:42,920 --> 03:07:45,200 But he's like, you know what, screw it, I'm just going through 3848 03:07:45,200 --> 03:07:47,920 with it. So it's 8:00 he walks out there 3849 03:07:47,920 --> 03:07:51,600 and he meets up with his friend Ben and sure enough, Ben has 3850 03:07:51,600 --> 03:07:54,560 four eggs in his hand. So they're not going to like, 3851 03:07:54,560 --> 03:07:57,480 you know, some get they're not going to load up a Gatling gun 3852 03:07:57,480 --> 03:08:01,800 with 1000 eggs and completely like, I don't know, they're not 3853 03:08:01,800 --> 03:08:04,480 going to turn her egg her, her house into an omelette or 3854 03:08:04,480 --> 03:08:06,440 anything like that. But they're still going to egg 3855 03:08:06,440 --> 03:08:09,320 the house, which once again, disclaimer, do not do, do not 3856 03:08:09,320 --> 03:08:11,040 ever do. It's not even like cool or 3857 03:08:11,040 --> 03:08:13,480 anything like that. You're an idiot if you do it 3858 03:08:13,480 --> 03:08:15,600 anyways because you will get in trouble, dumbass. 3859 03:08:15,600 --> 03:08:19,600 But anyways, Dave and Ben, they start walking over and they're 3860 03:08:19,600 --> 03:08:22,040 hiding the eggs right there. They walk over to where Miss 3861 03:08:22,040 --> 03:08:26,520 Davenport's houses and they sneak around over and then they 3862 03:08:26,520 --> 03:08:29,200 hide in the bushes, right? And Dave turns to Ben. 3863 03:08:29,200 --> 03:08:30,880 He's like, dude, Are you sure about this? 3864 03:08:31,080 --> 03:08:33,760 And Ben's like, don't forget what she did to us. 3865 03:08:34,080 --> 03:08:37,200 And with that, Dave gets, Dave gets a little angry. 3866 03:08:37,200 --> 03:08:39,760 He takes one of the eggs. He's like on three. 3867 03:08:39,880 --> 03:08:41,600 And then Ben takes one of his eggs. 3868 03:08:41,880 --> 03:08:46,280 He's like, all right. And Dave's like 32 one and then 3869 03:08:49,160 --> 03:08:51,360 two eggs splat and then he's like, alright, we got to fire 3870 03:08:51,360 --> 03:08:55,840 this one quickly. They take both of them again and 3871 03:08:55,840 --> 03:08:58,680 sure enough, they got four eggs right across the side of the 3872 03:08:58,680 --> 03:09:00,440 house. And this time they need to get 3873 03:09:00,440 --> 03:09:02,440 out of there so they don't run away, but they kind of like 3874 03:09:02,440 --> 03:09:05,560 power walk away and they kind of sneak out of there and they 3875 03:09:05,560 --> 03:09:07,520 watch and they hear the door open. 3876 03:09:07,680 --> 03:09:09,440 But by that time they are out of sight. 3877 03:09:09,440 --> 03:09:12,960 So Dave and Ben quickly like power walk away and they go out 3878 03:09:12,960 --> 03:09:17,480 of sight, out of distance. They're like, Oh my God, Oh my 3879 03:09:17,480 --> 03:09:20,680 God, that was crazy. They're like, we totally got her 3880 03:09:20,680 --> 03:09:22,280 and Dave is like, we totally got her. 3881 03:09:22,280 --> 03:09:25,960 And Ben's like, I don't know, Dave's like, dude, we totally 3882 03:09:25,960 --> 03:09:27,440 got her. Like how could you want to get 3883 03:09:27,440 --> 03:09:30,040 her more? And once again, Ben's like, I 3884 03:09:30,040 --> 03:09:32,720 don't know, man, I, I don't know if that was enough. 3885 03:09:32,960 --> 03:09:35,040 And Dave's like, well, that was enough for me. 3886 03:09:35,120 --> 03:09:37,280 So sure enough, they go back, you know, they go back home, 3887 03:09:37,560 --> 03:09:40,560 they go to bed, you know, the next day wake up and you know, 3888 03:09:40,760 --> 03:09:42,840 you know, they go to school and they're sitting and you know, 3889 03:09:42,880 --> 03:09:45,440 once again, they go back to their, their swing set. 3890 03:09:45,800 --> 03:09:49,760 And Dave is like, man, I don't know, I just don't feel 3891 03:09:49,760 --> 03:09:52,720 satisfied with what happened. I feel like she deserves more. 3892 03:09:52,720 --> 03:09:56,440 And at this point Ben's like bro or Dave's like bro Ben, What do 3893 03:09:56,440 --> 03:09:58,200 you mean? We got her, we got her house, we 3894 03:09:58,200 --> 03:10:02,160 got her good. And Ben's just like, man, I 3895 03:10:02,160 --> 03:10:04,640 don't know, Dave, like I just, I just don't feel like we actually 3896 03:10:04,640 --> 03:10:08,080 did get her good. I feel like, I feel like there's 3897 03:10:08,080 --> 03:10:10,880 still more that can be done. The right, the wrong has not 3898 03:10:10,880 --> 03:10:13,960 been righted. And Dave like bro, chill out. 3899 03:10:14,200 --> 03:10:17,320 The the wrong has definitely been righted, which by the way, 3900 03:10:17,320 --> 03:10:20,280 2 wrongs do not equal a right, bro, but and anyways, right. 3901 03:10:20,560 --> 03:10:23,400 So sure enough, they go back to class and they're sitting there 3902 03:10:23,720 --> 03:10:26,480 and you know, Miss Davenport calls on Ben. 3903 03:10:27,000 --> 03:10:30,560 Ben doesn't know the answer and doesn't embarrass him from the 3904 03:10:30,560 --> 03:10:33,240 whole class. But bro, when you get called on 3905 03:10:33,240 --> 03:10:36,080 and you very clearly are not trying to have your hand raised 3906 03:10:36,080 --> 03:10:38,800 because you're not trying to get called on and the teacher calls 3907 03:10:38,800 --> 03:10:42,400 on you in class and everyone looks and you turn around and 3908 03:10:42,400 --> 03:10:45,360 you're like, I have no idea what you're talking about. 3909 03:10:45,560 --> 03:10:48,440 That's embarrassing. But apparently that was just 3910 03:10:48,440 --> 03:10:50,880 like, that was the last straw for Ben. 3911 03:10:51,200 --> 03:10:54,040 And as they're like, so they're school is out or not school's 3912 03:10:54,040 --> 03:10:55,360 out, but school's out for the day. 3913 03:10:55,640 --> 03:10:57,840 They're going to, they're waiting in to be picked up by 3914 03:10:57,840 --> 03:11:00,320 their parents. And Ben walks up to Dave and is 3915 03:11:00,320 --> 03:11:03,040 like, bro, I'm getting revenge. I miss Davenport for 3916 03:11:03,040 --> 03:11:06,520 embarrassing me today. And you know, Dave's or Dave's 3917 03:11:06,520 --> 03:11:08,400 like, bro, what are you talking about? 3918 03:11:08,640 --> 03:11:11,400 And Ben's like, dude, she's been crazy recently. 3919 03:11:11,400 --> 03:11:14,000 And what we did was just like, it was a, it was a little drop 3920 03:11:14,000 --> 03:11:15,720 in the bucket. It really means nothing. 3921 03:11:15,720 --> 03:11:18,400 But I'm going to get her tomorrow and I'm going to use my 3922 03:11:18,400 --> 03:11:20,600 Minecraft skills to get her back. 3923 03:11:20,600 --> 03:11:24,200 I'm going to, you put my training to good, good use. 3924 03:11:24,480 --> 03:11:27,360 And Dave looked at him and had literally no idea what he was 3925 03:11:27,360 --> 03:11:30,440 gonna do, so he was like, okay man, cool. 3926 03:11:30,960 --> 03:11:35,400 So anyways, the next day rolls around and once again before 3927 03:11:35,400 --> 03:11:38,080 class they're at recess and they're sitting on the swings. 3928 03:11:38,400 --> 03:11:40,640 Dave and Ben always sit on the swings together. 3929 03:11:40,640 --> 03:11:42,880 No one else really uses the swings, so they're kind of like, 3930 03:11:42,880 --> 03:11:45,680 it's a place they always go to. And Dave is just talking. 3931 03:11:45,680 --> 03:11:48,040 And Ben's like, bro, you're going to want to be in class 3932 03:11:48,040 --> 03:11:49,920 today. And Dave's like, dude, of course 3933 03:11:49,920 --> 03:11:52,160 I'm going to be in class Like, what? 3934 03:11:52,160 --> 03:11:55,040 What would I do if I skipped it? Sit in the bathroom, dude. 3935 03:11:55,040 --> 03:11:57,080 Like, what? Because remember, they didn't 3936 03:11:57,080 --> 03:12:00,120 really have phones then. I mean, phones were a thing, but 3937 03:12:00,120 --> 03:12:01,960 since they were kids, they didn't really have it. 3938 03:12:01,960 --> 03:12:06,000 But anyways, Ben goes on, Bro, you're going to want to be 3939 03:12:06,000 --> 03:12:07,960 there. And Dave's like, OK, like, you 3940 03:12:07,960 --> 03:12:10,320 want to tell me? And Ben's like, Nope, it's going 3941 03:12:10,320 --> 03:12:13,280 to be a surprise. But just know the Miss Davenport 3942 03:12:13,400 --> 03:12:16,360 is not going to want to mess with me or anyone else, 3943 03:12:16,360 --> 03:12:21,680 including you after this. And Dave's like, OK man, cool. 3944 03:12:22,080 --> 03:12:25,600 So they get to class and, you know, they Dave. 3945 03:12:25,600 --> 03:12:29,440 Dave sits next to Ben and he looks over and there's 3946 03:12:30,480 --> 03:12:32,560 something's weird with Ben's bag. 3947 03:12:32,960 --> 03:12:35,920 And that's when Dave realizes, you know, there's like, fake 3948 03:12:36,040 --> 03:12:40,240 plushy Minecraft diamond swords that you can buy online, like 3949 03:12:40,240 --> 03:12:42,040 the little toy things. Yeah. 3950 03:12:42,040 --> 03:12:45,480 One of those, the handle of that was sticking out of his, was 3951 03:12:45,480 --> 03:12:48,240 sticking out of his backpack. And Dave looks at Ben, is 3952 03:12:48,240 --> 03:12:52,120 whispering like, dude, why is there, Why is there a diamond 3953 03:12:52,120 --> 03:12:56,320 sword in your backpack? And Ben's like, bro, you're 3954 03:12:56,320 --> 03:13:01,040 going to see dude. And Dave's like, OK, what? 3955 03:13:01,320 --> 03:13:02,920 And Daves, like, brow, just wait. 3956 03:13:02,920 --> 03:13:05,880 It's gonna be crazy. And Daves like, all right, man, 3957 03:13:06,560 --> 03:13:10,560 I'll trust you on this one. So sure enough, right, Ben is 3958 03:13:10,560 --> 03:13:12,080 kind of just waiting to be called on. 3959 03:13:12,760 --> 03:13:14,880 And sure enough, Miss Davenport, like, all right, Ben, can you 3960 03:13:14,880 --> 03:13:16,120 answer this? Because she was going around 3961 03:13:16,120 --> 03:13:19,040 just asking people. And Benjy's like, Miss 3962 03:13:19,040 --> 03:13:21,040 Davenport, I did not raise my hand. 3963 03:13:21,200 --> 03:13:23,640 And Miss Davenport's like, well, sometimes I call them people. 3964 03:13:23,640 --> 03:13:26,560 It's just part of the class. And Ben is like, stands up. 3965 03:13:26,560 --> 03:13:31,040 He's like, that is the last time that you disrespect me, ma'am. 3966 03:13:31,240 --> 03:13:35,400 And he reaches into his backpack and grips out his diamond sword. 3967 03:13:35,760 --> 03:13:38,680 And Dave is like, oh, my God, this guy's gone off the rocker. 3968 03:13:38,880 --> 03:13:46,280 And he starts swinging around like and Miss Davenport's like, 3969 03:13:46,880 --> 03:13:49,160 and what is that? Like why? 3970 03:13:49,160 --> 03:13:51,920 Why do you have like a little fake plastic sword or whatever? 3971 03:13:52,680 --> 03:13:55,880 And Dave is like you or Ben is like, you don't understand. 3972 03:13:55,960 --> 03:14:00,880 He starts walking towards your swing, yet everyone in the class 3973 03:14:00,880 --> 03:14:03,600 is dead silent. They're like, bro, this kids 3974 03:14:03,600 --> 03:14:06,320 gone insane. Oh my God. 3975 03:14:06,360 --> 03:14:09,480 But anyways, right. So Dave or not Dave, Ben is 3976 03:14:09,480 --> 03:14:10,920 walking towards him with the sword. 3977 03:14:11,160 --> 03:14:13,720 Miss Davenport's like dude, she doesn't say OK. 3978 03:14:13,720 --> 03:14:17,240 Miss Davenport the teacher, the 40 year old math teacher, does 3979 03:14:17,240 --> 03:14:20,760 not say dude, but she's like. Ben put that down. 3980 03:14:20,760 --> 03:14:23,200 Immediately and you're coming with me to the, you know, the 3981 03:14:23,200 --> 03:14:26,920 principal's office and Ben's like, no, you've disrespected 3982 03:14:26,920 --> 03:14:31,160 me, my brethren, for too long. And he goes up and he's like. 3983 03:14:31,400 --> 03:14:34,960 Any last words? And you know, Miss Davenport's 3984 03:14:34,960 --> 03:14:38,600 like Ben, put that thing down. Immediately you and I are going 3985 03:14:38,600 --> 03:14:42,120 to the principal's off. Cut off mid sentence. 3986 03:14:42,840 --> 03:14:44,520 Why would she cut off mid sentence? 3987 03:14:44,880 --> 03:14:48,440 Well, because at that point Ben had enough and he swung with the 3988 03:14:48,440 --> 03:14:51,880 diamond sword. However, he got too close to 3989 03:14:51,880 --> 03:14:55,960 her, so when he swung with the diamond sword, he held the 3990 03:14:55,960 --> 03:15:00,760 diamond sword in his first so tightly that when he swung, he 3991 03:15:00,760 --> 03:15:03,200 didn't hit her only with the diamond sword. 3992 03:15:03,440 --> 03:15:07,560 He accidentally hit her with his first that was clutching onto 3993 03:15:07,560 --> 03:15:12,120 the diamond sword so tightly that he basically just square 3994 03:15:12,160 --> 03:15:14,560 punched in the. Face. 3995 03:15:15,080 --> 03:15:17,320 And at this point, it was such like, I know he's just a little 3996 03:15:17,320 --> 03:15:21,040 kid, but just like the shock and the momentum and just somehow he 3997 03:15:21,040 --> 03:15:23,640 got it just right that he went whoopa. 3998 03:15:24,840 --> 03:15:27,600 And this Adam Port stood there for like a second and then just 3999 03:15:27,600 --> 03:15:31,640 collapsed on the floor and everyone, their mouths were just 4000 03:15:31,960 --> 03:15:38,240 gaping open. They were just like what? 4001 03:15:41,400 --> 03:15:43,480 What is going? What is going on? 4002 03:15:45,000 --> 03:15:48,400 What? And so OK, so sure enough, one 4003 03:15:48,400 --> 03:15:52,720 girl just runs out of the room immediately and Ben is kind of 4004 03:15:52,720 --> 03:15:55,440 the standing there just kind of shocked with what happened. 4005 03:15:55,440 --> 03:15:58,320 Because bro, you're not expecting to knock out the 4006 03:15:58,320 --> 03:16:01,760 teacher with your diamond sword. I don't care how delusional you 4007 03:16:01,760 --> 03:16:03,200 are. Like, you were just not 4008 03:16:03,200 --> 03:16:06,160 expecting that to happen. And, you know, Ben's just 4009 03:16:06,160 --> 03:16:08,280 standing there. He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God. 4010 03:16:08,280 --> 03:16:09,280 Oh my God. Oh my God. 4011 03:16:09,280 --> 03:16:10,040 Oh my God. Oh my God. 4012 03:16:10,040 --> 03:16:12,520 What I do, What I do? And when the class is like Oh my 4013 03:16:12,520 --> 03:16:14,600 God. Is she dead? 4014 03:16:14,960 --> 03:16:16,880 Oh my. She was not dead, she's just 4015 03:16:16,880 --> 03:16:19,080 knocked out. But within like 5 minutes the 4016 03:16:19,080 --> 03:16:22,880 girl that ran out actually ran out just to go get like help 4017 03:16:22,880 --> 03:16:25,800 from like security or whatever. And sure enough security walks 4018 03:16:25,800 --> 03:16:27,520 in and they look at what's happening. 4019 03:16:27,600 --> 03:16:29,840 They see the kid with the diamond sword and the teacher 4020 03:16:29,840 --> 03:16:32,680 slumped over and the girl points to him and says that's the kid. 4021 03:16:32,760 --> 03:16:36,240 Security goes up, grabs Ben, is you're coming with us. 4022 03:16:36,240 --> 03:16:39,120 And the other security officer goes and checks like Miss 4023 03:16:39,120 --> 03:16:42,920 Davenport's pulse to make sure that she wasn't like actually, 4024 03:16:43,120 --> 03:16:46,200 you know, destroyed by that. And sure not she was fine, but 4025 03:16:46,200 --> 03:16:48,880 like, she was knocked out. They call an ambulance. 4026 03:16:49,200 --> 03:16:51,440 Ambulance comes over. Miss Davenport starts coming 4027 03:16:51,440 --> 03:16:53,320 back too. You know, she's given water, 4028 03:16:53,320 --> 03:16:56,520 electrolytes, whatever. And Dave is sitting there like 4029 03:16:56,520 --> 03:16:58,600 home. Oh my God. 4030 03:16:58,760 --> 03:17:03,200 So Ben actually gets up getting expelled from the school. 4031 03:17:03,200 --> 03:17:04,680 He's not suspended, he's not in trouble. 4032 03:17:04,680 --> 03:17:07,800 He's expelled from the school. They have like a 0 tolerance for 4033 03:17:07,800 --> 03:17:10,640 anything like that. However, you know, there was 4034 03:17:10,640 --> 03:17:13,560 some questioning to Ben about like the recent like egging to 4035 03:17:13,560 --> 03:17:16,600 her house because she did report it to the school and Ben 4036 03:17:16,600 --> 03:17:19,240 thankful Dave thankful, like thankful to Ben. 4037 03:17:19,240 --> 03:17:22,280 Ben did not say anything. Ben kept his mouth shut, said he 4038 03:17:22,280 --> 03:17:24,320 knew nothing of it, that that was ridiculous. 4039 03:17:24,320 --> 03:17:26,480 And they didn't look any further into it. 4040 03:17:26,800 --> 03:17:29,560 And Ben and Dave never really spoke that much afterwards 4041 03:17:29,560 --> 03:17:31,680 because Dave's mom, like, I don't want you hanging out with 4042 03:17:31,680 --> 03:17:33,800 Ben. He's a bad influence and all 4043 03:17:33,800 --> 03:17:36,280 that kind of stuff. And to this day, Dave and Ben 4044 03:17:36,280 --> 03:17:39,280 have not seen each other since. And Dave does not know where Ben 4045 03:17:39,280 --> 03:17:40,560 is. Ben might be at some other 4046 03:17:40,560 --> 03:17:42,200 school. Like, Dave thinks that, like, 4047 03:17:42,200 --> 03:17:44,920 the parents moved because he actually walked over to see, 4048 03:17:44,920 --> 03:17:47,640 like, if Ben was at his house because he wanted to, like, to 4049 03:17:47,640 --> 03:17:49,800 see how he was doing. And it was like a totally 4050 03:17:49,800 --> 03:17:51,720 different family in that house when he went over. 4051 03:17:51,720 --> 03:17:53,240 It was kind of weird, but whatever. 4052 03:17:53,240 --> 03:17:56,000 Right. And yeah, to this day, Dave has 4053 03:17:56,000 --> 03:17:58,800 no idea what's happening and it was probably the craziest story 4054 03:17:58,800 --> 03:18:01,360 of his life. Today I got a story time of a of 4055 03:18:01,360 --> 03:18:05,320 another one of these Minecraft kids deciding to fight back 4056 03:18:05,320 --> 03:18:09,640 against his babysitter in a quite unconventional way, you 4057 03:18:09,640 --> 03:18:11,480 might say. I mean, I bet you can read the 4058 03:18:11,480 --> 03:18:14,360 title right now. So yeah, with that being said, 4059 03:18:14,360 --> 03:18:16,880 sit back, relax, subscribe if you haven't already. 4060 03:18:17,040 --> 03:18:19,200 And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this 4061 03:18:19,200 --> 03:18:21,080 story to me. Let's call him Ryan. 4062 03:18:21,320 --> 03:18:25,200 So Ryan was friends with this kid who really liked Minecraft. 4063 03:18:25,400 --> 03:18:27,880 So we're calling him the Minecraft kid because that 4064 03:18:27,880 --> 03:18:30,680 always works in the title and you guys like the Minecraft kid 4065 03:18:30,680 --> 03:18:33,560 stories and I like telling them. But anyways, right, Ryan was 4066 03:18:33,560 --> 03:18:37,080 invited over to this kid who he didn't know that well and we're 4067 03:18:37,080 --> 03:18:38,920 just going to call him the Minecraft kid. 4068 03:18:39,080 --> 03:18:41,920 So anyways, right, Ryan was invited over to the Minecraft 4069 03:18:41,920 --> 03:18:45,080 kids house to well, you know, play Minecraft with him. 4070 03:18:45,080 --> 03:18:48,400 The idea was he was going to go over on a Friday night and play 4071 03:18:48,400 --> 03:18:51,240 some bed wars with this kid. Honestly sounds like a pretty 4072 03:18:51,240 --> 03:18:53,200 sick Friday night if you know what I mean. 4073 03:18:53,440 --> 03:18:56,280 However, he didn't really know much about this kid and he only 4074 03:18:56,280 --> 03:19:00,120 kind of just started to know him because Ryan's mom and the 4075 03:19:00,120 --> 03:19:04,040 Minecraft kids mom became friends like a couple months ago 4076 03:19:04,040 --> 03:19:05,920 when they're both volunteering for something. 4077 03:19:06,080 --> 03:19:09,120 Or maybe they just met. I don't know why, but Ryan's mom 4078 03:19:09,120 --> 03:19:11,280 and the Minecraft kids mom became friends. 4079 03:19:11,520 --> 03:19:14,000 And for that reason, you know, Ryan's mom's like, oh, I have a 4080 03:19:14,000 --> 03:19:16,600 son about your son's age. They should totally hang out. 4081 03:19:16,840 --> 03:19:20,080 And since Ryan knew nothing about the Minecraft kid at their 4082 03:19:20,080 --> 03:19:23,320 first like interaction, which wasn't like a sleepover playdate 4083 03:19:23,320 --> 03:19:25,600 type thing, he was like, So what do you like to do? 4084 03:19:25,600 --> 03:19:27,200 And he's like, I like to play Minecraft. 4085 03:19:27,200 --> 03:19:29,120 He's like, cool, do you like to play bed wars? 4086 03:19:29,120 --> 03:19:30,760 And he's like, yeah, it's my favorite game. 4087 03:19:30,960 --> 03:19:33,760 So they bonded over it. So anyways, Ryan was heading 4088 03:19:33,760 --> 03:19:37,800 over to the Minecraft kids house and Ryan's mom told him, hey, 4089 03:19:37,800 --> 03:19:40,880 just so you know, the Minecraft kids mom is not going to be 4090 03:19:40,880 --> 03:19:42,960 there. She's going to be out for 4091 03:19:42,960 --> 03:19:45,240 something. However, they hired a babysitter 4092 03:19:45,360 --> 03:19:48,640 and the Minecraft kids mom should be back by like 10 or 11. 4093 03:19:48,880 --> 03:19:50,760 And Ryan was like, all right, that's totally fine. 4094 03:19:50,800 --> 03:19:53,040 I don't really care. It's not like we would have been 4095 03:19:53,040 --> 03:19:56,640 hanging out with the Minecraft kids mom and having her play in 4096 03:19:56,640 --> 03:19:58,760 our bed wars trios or something, man. 4097 03:19:58,760 --> 03:20:01,280 So it's fine. So Ryan gets over to the 4098 03:20:01,280 --> 03:20:05,520 Minecraft kids house and when he gets there, no one greets him at 4099 03:20:05,520 --> 03:20:07,480 the door. He kind of stands there for a 4100 03:20:07,480 --> 03:20:10,320 second and he knocks on it. And he stands there for like a 4101 03:20:10,320 --> 03:20:14,200 little more time. And he hears noises coming from 4102 03:20:14,200 --> 03:20:17,360 upstairs. And it's a two-story house and 4103 03:20:17,360 --> 03:20:20,680 there's a there's a window right above them and the window is 4104 03:20:20,680 --> 03:20:23,360 open and he can hear noises. And you know what noises he 4105 03:20:23,360 --> 03:20:26,560 hears? He hears block placing noises. 4106 03:20:26,680 --> 03:20:29,360 He hears a golden apple eating noises. 4107 03:20:29,480 --> 03:20:32,920 He hears bed and presumably the babysitter or who we thought the 4108 03:20:32,920 --> 03:20:35,120 babysitter was, which now was the babysitter. 4109 03:20:35,120 --> 03:20:36,880 That isn't like the big secret of the story. 4110 03:20:36,880 --> 03:20:39,320 But the babysitter comes and, you know, opens the door and 4111 03:20:39,320 --> 03:20:42,480 says, hey, so sorry, Minecraft kids upstairs. 4112 03:20:42,480 --> 03:20:44,840 I'm, you know, making dinner right now for you guys. 4113 03:20:45,040 --> 03:20:46,640 It'll be ready in like 30 minutes. 4114 03:20:46,640 --> 03:20:48,640 So make sure you're not in the middle of the game in like half 4115 03:20:48,640 --> 03:20:50,360 an hour. And now Ryan's like, all right, 4116 03:20:50,360 --> 03:20:52,640 that sounds pretty cool. So he goes up the stairs. 4117 03:20:52,800 --> 03:20:54,960 He opens the door and the Minecraft kids like, what's 4118 03:20:54,960 --> 03:20:56,840 good, bro? I'm in the middle of a game. 4119 03:20:57,080 --> 03:21:00,000 Get your like, laptop out and set your stuff up. 4120 03:21:00,000 --> 03:21:02,200 And will go into like double S in just a second. 4121 03:21:02,200 --> 03:21:05,040 And so sure enough. And by the way, guys, bed wars 4122 03:21:05,040 --> 03:21:08,400 is it's a Minecraft game where you can like it's fun. 4123 03:21:08,400 --> 03:21:10,200 You should go look it up and play it maybe. 4124 03:21:10,400 --> 03:21:13,360 But just for context, it's a video game on Minecraft. 4125 03:21:13,600 --> 03:21:16,440 But anyways, right. So he sets up his his gaming 4126 03:21:16,440 --> 03:21:19,080 setup or whatever, he gets that all ready. 4127 03:21:19,280 --> 03:21:21,960 And yeah, sure enough, the Minecraft kid eventually wins 4128 03:21:21,960 --> 03:21:24,000 his game. Great work, Minecraft kid. 4129 03:21:24,680 --> 03:21:27,440 Not so great work at later the night, as you can tell by the 4130 03:21:27,440 --> 03:21:29,640 title. But yeah, anyways, Ryan and the 4131 03:21:29,640 --> 03:21:32,520 Minecraft Kid, they start playing some some Bed Wars duos, 4132 03:21:32,520 --> 03:21:35,600 life's pretty good. And that's until they're in the 4133 03:21:35,600 --> 03:21:39,920 middle of a game and it's really, really intense, right? 4134 03:21:40,160 --> 03:21:41,880 It's getting really down to the wire. 4135 03:21:41,880 --> 03:21:44,720 If you know a thing or two about Bed Wars, all the beds have been 4136 03:21:44,720 --> 03:21:47,280 broken and they're really just both of them. 4137 03:21:47,280 --> 03:21:49,840 Ryan and the Minecraft Kid are super stacked. 4138 03:21:50,040 --> 03:21:52,920 They have their golden apples, they have their diamond armor. 4139 03:21:52,920 --> 03:21:54,880 Yes, they sweated to diamond armor. 4140 03:21:55,160 --> 03:21:58,240 And the two people that were remaining were about as good as 4141 03:21:58,240 --> 03:22:01,640 they were and they were playing for for all the marvels at this 4142 03:22:01,640 --> 03:22:03,240 point, man, this was pretty intense. 4143 03:22:03,240 --> 03:22:06,960 And that's when the babysitter yells, all right, guys, time for 4144 03:22:06,960 --> 03:22:09,320 dinner. And the Minecraft kids like 4145 03:22:09,680 --> 03:22:12,400 what? One second yells down that. 4146 03:22:12,400 --> 03:22:14,360 And you know, the Ryan and the Minecraft kid are like, all 4147 03:22:14,360 --> 03:22:16,360 right, how we going to do this? Do we go in? 4148 03:22:16,360 --> 03:22:19,000 Do we wait? And the Minecraft kid is a big 4149 03:22:19,000 --> 03:22:22,040 fan of like camping, which in a video game, when you're camping, 4150 03:22:22,040 --> 03:22:24,800 that basically just means that like, you're staying on 4151 03:22:24,800 --> 03:22:27,640 defensive ground and you're waiting for the opponent to come 4152 03:22:27,640 --> 03:22:29,920 to you. Which in bed wars, if you're 4153 03:22:29,920 --> 03:22:32,680 super, super stacked, that can kind of give you the advantage 4154 03:22:32,800 --> 03:22:34,400 because you can always drop golems. 4155 03:22:34,400 --> 03:22:37,120 You got hometown advantage. If you have the regen thing. 4156 03:22:38,440 --> 03:22:41,520 Camping is an OK strategy super late game. 4157 03:22:41,760 --> 03:22:44,640 But that also means that the game's going to be a long time. 4158 03:22:44,920 --> 03:22:47,720 And Ryan says to the Minecraft kid, hey, man, do you think we 4159 03:22:47,720 --> 03:22:51,280 should like be aggressive and we should be the one attacking them 4160 03:22:51,600 --> 03:22:54,720 because like, you know, our food is like, dinner is ready. 4161 03:22:54,720 --> 03:22:57,240 Do you think we should just go do that for the sake of doing 4162 03:22:57,240 --> 03:22:59,680 that just so we can and we'll play another game when we come 4163 03:22:59,680 --> 03:23:03,320 back, the Minecraft kids like no, like I know that we'll win 4164 03:23:03,320 --> 03:23:07,640 like we have prop 4 diamond. They don't they But if we go to 4165 03:23:07,640 --> 03:23:10,000 them, there's a chance that they knock us off. 4166 03:23:10,000 --> 03:23:13,160 We fall while going they fireball us over. 4167 03:23:13,160 --> 03:23:15,440 It's just a lot more dangerous to go over. 4168 03:23:15,520 --> 03:23:18,880 He said we're staying here and Ryan, who doesn't really care. 4169 03:23:18,880 --> 03:23:20,720 He's like, all right, man, sure, we'll stay here. 4170 03:23:21,000 --> 03:23:23,640 And then, you know, a minute later the babysitter says, guys, 4171 03:23:24,040 --> 03:23:27,320 you don't want dinner to get cold and Minecraft kids like one 4172 03:23:27,320 --> 03:23:30,320 second, which it wasn't going to be a second. 4173 03:23:30,320 --> 03:23:33,480 Like it was going to be probably like 5-10 minutes on average 4174 03:23:33,680 --> 03:23:36,240 remaining of the game and so. Yeah. 4175 03:23:36,400 --> 03:23:38,520 Ryan and the. Minecraft kid were waiting it 4176 03:23:38,520 --> 03:23:40,560 out. And the thing was, the other 4177 03:23:40,560 --> 03:23:43,240 team was camping too, which basically means that they were 4178 03:23:43,240 --> 03:23:46,280 both just collecting gear and such, and they weren't attacking 4179 03:23:46,280 --> 03:23:49,840 each other. So then the babysitter was, you 4180 03:23:49,840 --> 03:23:53,120 know, yelled up again, like, guys like, come on, like, I made 4181 03:23:53,120 --> 03:23:55,520 you something like I told you not to be in the middle of a 4182 03:23:55,520 --> 03:23:57,360 game. And he's like, once again. 4183 03:23:57,360 --> 03:23:59,960 The Minecraft kid instead. Of saying, hey, I'm so sorry. 4184 03:23:59,960 --> 03:24:01,920 Can we be down there in 5 to 10 minutes? 4185 03:24:01,920 --> 03:24:04,720 Like, I apologize, He's like one second. 4186 03:24:04,880 --> 03:24:06,600 Just keep yelling down one second. 4187 03:24:06,600 --> 03:24:10,840 And the babysitter kind of did something that she probably 4188 03:24:10,840 --> 03:24:14,040 shouldn't have. Like it just wasn't that deep. 4189 03:24:14,040 --> 03:24:16,800 But I think the babysitter. Was kind of getting mad that you 4190 03:24:16,800 --> 03:24:19,400 know, they just were refusing come down when she, you know, 4191 03:24:19,400 --> 03:24:21,640 she was sweating out some good food or whatever. 4192 03:24:21,960 --> 03:24:25,240 So the babysitter, what she does is she goes to the Wi-Fi Routem, 4193 03:24:25,240 --> 03:24:28,520 and yes, you can probably already guess, unplugs it and 4194 03:24:28,520 --> 03:24:32,120 replugs it, which basically if your Wi-Fi, at least in my case, 4195 03:24:32,240 --> 03:24:35,840 whenever my Wi-Fi is super slow or just kind of sucks, I go to 4196 03:24:35,840 --> 03:24:38,240 the Wi-Fi Rotem or router or whatever. 4197 03:24:38,240 --> 03:24:40,720 I go Rotem. What am I saying? 4198 03:24:40,840 --> 03:24:44,280 I go to the Wi-Fi router and I think I combine router and 4199 03:24:44,280 --> 03:24:45,080 modem. My fault. 4200 03:24:45,200 --> 03:24:49,840 I go to my Wi-Fi router or box, unplug it, replug it, Wi-Fi is 4201 03:24:49,840 --> 03:24:50,240 down. For. 4202 03:24:50,240 --> 03:24:52,680 Like 5 minutes, but then it comes back nice and fresh and 4203 03:24:52,680 --> 03:24:55,040 clean. However, the Wi-Fi goes down. 4204 03:24:55,240 --> 03:24:58,120 So basically, right, Ryan and the Minecraft kid are in the 4205 03:24:58,120 --> 03:25:01,520 middle of a match and like they start like, you know, they start 4206 03:25:01,520 --> 03:25:05,040 to go to like buy something from the store and Ryan's clicking on 4207 03:25:05,040 --> 03:25:08,440 it, but it's not registering it. And Ryan's like dude, dude, 4208 03:25:08,440 --> 03:25:10,960 dude, dude, I I think I'm disconnecting And at this point, 4209 03:25:10,960 --> 03:25:12,440 right, if you disconnect, you lose. 4210 03:25:12,680 --> 03:25:15,440 And the Minecraft kids like no, no, it's not working. 4211 03:25:15,480 --> 03:25:18,560 Why can't I place blocks? Why are things not registering? 4212 03:25:18,680 --> 03:25:22,480 And then both at the same time they get a message like kick, 4213 03:25:22,480 --> 03:25:26,080 not kick, but like it disconnects from high pixel like 4214 03:25:26,080 --> 03:25:28,960 no connection. And the Minecraft kids like no, 4215 03:25:30,200 --> 03:25:34,360 oh, started slamming his first and Ryan, who doesn't really 4216 03:25:34,360 --> 03:25:38,200 care and looks at the Minecraft kid and Minecraft kid was like I 4217 03:25:38,200 --> 03:25:41,240 was on. A99 win streak. 4218 03:25:41,520 --> 03:25:46,200 I, I won 99 games in a row. I was going to go to 100. 4219 03:25:46,200 --> 03:25:47,680 I've been recording the whole thing. 4220 03:25:47,680 --> 03:25:50,240 I was going to clip it and post it on YouTube. 4221 03:25:50,240 --> 03:25:52,400 Man I. Was about to get 100. 4222 03:25:53,920 --> 03:25:56,920 Basically, he was pretty upset. So Ryan and the Minecraft kit. 4223 03:25:56,920 --> 03:25:58,640 Ryan just looks at the Minecraft kit and be like, all right, man, 4224 03:25:58,640 --> 03:26:00,640 I'm so sorry. Like we'll grind it out tonight. 4225 03:26:00,640 --> 03:26:03,520 We'll get you back to at least. Halfway, which was a lie. 4226 03:26:03,720 --> 03:26:07,320 They were not going to play, nevertheless win 50 games in a 4227 03:26:07,320 --> 03:26:08,760 row. But, you know, Ryan's just 4228 03:26:08,760 --> 03:26:10,680 trying to calm the air. And he's like, yeah, man, don't 4229 03:26:10,680 --> 03:26:13,360 worry, We'll get back to it. So they walked down and the 4230 03:26:13,360 --> 03:26:17,120 babysitter is waiting there and she's like, guys, like I asked 4231 03:26:17,120 --> 03:26:18,920 you to come down. If you weren't going to come 4232 03:26:18,920 --> 03:26:20,200 down, you should have at least told me. 4233 03:26:20,320 --> 03:26:21,840 I would have put it back in the stove. 4234 03:26:22,120 --> 03:26:24,960 Now the food is cold. It really took me, you know, 4235 03:26:25,240 --> 03:26:27,840 turning off the Wi-Fi to get you guys to come down. 4236 03:26:28,160 --> 03:26:31,800 Teenagers these days or not teen, I guess it's she, she's a 4237 03:26:31,800 --> 03:26:33,720 teenager. She's the babysitter, I guess 4238 03:26:33,720 --> 03:26:36,960 preteens these days. And that's when Brian is like, 4239 03:26:36,960 --> 03:26:38,680 Oh my God, she turned out the Wi-Fi. 4240 03:26:38,680 --> 03:26:41,960 That's why we frozen the game. And Ryan looks over at the 4241 03:26:41,960 --> 03:26:45,720 Minecraft kid whose face he's just stood there like he's been 4242 03:26:45,720 --> 03:26:48,880 frozen by, like a spell that turns you to stone. 4243 03:26:49,160 --> 03:26:51,840 He's just frozen there looking at her, her. 4244 03:26:51,840 --> 03:26:56,000 His like, jaw starts to slack a little bit, like, Oh my God, Oh 4245 03:26:56,000 --> 03:26:59,600 my God, it was you. It was you who got in between me 4246 03:26:59,920 --> 03:27:04,960 and the 100 Bed Wars win streak. Real quick comment Minecraft if 4247 03:27:04,960 --> 03:27:07,520 you made it this far into the video is that will be the secret 4248 03:27:07,520 --> 03:27:09,080 word of the day. And if you want to support the 4249 03:27:09,080 --> 03:27:12,600 channel, as always, just go ahead and binge watch several 4250 03:27:12,600 --> 03:27:13,280 videos. Or a. 4251 03:27:13,280 --> 03:27:16,640 Bunch of videos whenever you have the time and let me know. 4252 03:27:16,840 --> 03:27:20,320 Let me know in the comments if you do do this because it really 4253 03:27:20,320 --> 03:27:22,840 does support me more than you can probably even imagine. 4254 03:27:23,000 --> 03:27:25,400 It boosts the channel YouTube likes watch time. 4255 03:27:25,400 --> 03:27:27,920 Anyways. So right now remember Ryan and 4256 03:27:27,920 --> 03:27:30,840 the Minecraft kid just lost in a very important game for the 4257 03:27:30,840 --> 03:27:33,760 Minecraft kid. He almost got a 100 win win 4258 03:27:33,760 --> 03:27:36,040 streak, which is pretty, pretty impressive, I'm not going to 4259 03:27:36,040 --> 03:27:37,560 lie. But unfortunately, the 4260 03:27:37,560 --> 03:27:40,880 babysitter who kind of like overreacted a little bit, got 4261 03:27:40,880 --> 03:27:44,280 mad and unplugged the Wi-Fi and that made them lose the game. 4262 03:27:44,280 --> 03:27:46,240 But they probably were actually going to win. 4263 03:27:46,600 --> 03:27:49,160 And so when they walked down, they have no idea that the 4264 03:27:49,280 --> 03:27:51,880 babysitter was the reason why they lost the game until the 4265 03:27:51,880 --> 03:27:55,400 babysitter said, it's like Hawkeyes, like I really had to 4266 03:27:55,400 --> 03:27:58,920 pull the Wi-Fi plug to get you guys down here like crazy out. 4267 03:27:58,920 --> 03:28:02,560 Like preteens are these days or kids on their phones too much 4268 03:28:02,560 --> 03:28:04,600 like when that like old man behavior type thing. 4269 03:28:04,600 --> 03:28:06,480 You know, this girl was like 17 or something. 4270 03:28:07,040 --> 03:28:09,280 And the Minecraft kid is just so angry. 4271 03:28:09,280 --> 03:28:13,040 He's like you, you're the reason I lost my Minecraft game. 4272 03:28:13,240 --> 03:28:17,040 And she's like, sorry, like should have come down faster or 4273 03:28:17,040 --> 03:28:20,080 should have least told me. And she goes to sit down. 4274 03:28:20,080 --> 03:28:22,200 And Ryan is also like, all right, well, this is going to be 4275 03:28:22,200 --> 03:28:25,800 a little awkward, but whatever, I'm still going down to sit down 4276 03:28:25,800 --> 03:28:28,040 like, whatever. Like he's not going to react to 4277 03:28:28,040 --> 03:28:31,920 that ridiculously. How do I say this? 4278 03:28:32,080 --> 03:28:36,280 Yeah, No, he acted ridiculously. The Minecraft kid waits until 4279 03:28:36,280 --> 03:28:39,120 the girl sits. Or the babysitter. 4280 03:28:39,120 --> 03:28:41,040 She's 17. I guess she's still like a girl. 4281 03:28:41,040 --> 03:28:43,520 I guess she is. I get. 4282 03:28:43,520 --> 03:28:45,120 I don't know. She waits till the babysitter, 4283 03:28:45,120 --> 03:28:48,120 right sits down. And when the babysitter sits 4284 03:28:48,120 --> 03:28:53,640 down, the Minecraft kid runs up to her, grabs a chair. 4285 03:28:53,880 --> 03:28:55,920 This is like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 4286 03:28:56,120 --> 03:29:01,800 Grabs a chair, turns around, pulls down his pants and rips, 4287 03:29:02,120 --> 03:29:07,840 rips up. Dude I'm 19 years old and I'm 4288 03:29:07,840 --> 03:29:10,680 telling you about Minecraft kid revenge farting in someones 4289 03:29:10,680 --> 03:29:12,520 face. I'm doing it, I'm going through 4290 03:29:12,520 --> 03:29:14,400 with it. I'm already so I'm too far in 4291 03:29:14,400 --> 03:29:17,400 the story to turn around. The Minecraft kid after getting 4292 03:29:17,400 --> 03:29:20,000 on the chair ripping down his pants farts in the babysitters 4293 03:29:20,000 --> 03:29:22,160 face directly her eye while it was open. 4294 03:29:22,400 --> 03:29:26,360 If you don't know the reason why the fart smells bad because 4295 03:29:26,360 --> 03:29:29,400 there's a lot of gross particles in it and when the gross 4296 03:29:29,400 --> 03:29:33,360 particles get into your eye, your eye can get infected and it 4297 03:29:33,360 --> 03:29:36,880 can be really bad. So the babysitter legitimately 4298 03:29:36,880 --> 03:29:40,640 falls out of her chair and starts like screaming because 4299 03:29:40,640 --> 03:29:43,920 like the because apparently he really ripped 1. 4300 03:29:44,280 --> 03:29:48,080 He really ripped one man, and her eye was open and was really 4301 03:29:48,080 --> 03:29:53,360 close. And Ryan was like, well, so this 4302 03:29:53,360 --> 03:29:55,280 kid and I have one thing in common. 4303 03:29:55,280 --> 03:29:58,160 We like bad wars, and we have nothing else in common. 4304 03:29:58,400 --> 03:30:01,400 And this will probably be the last time I ever hang out with 4305 03:30:01,400 --> 03:30:04,080 him. And yeah, so the babysitter's 4306 03:30:04,080 --> 03:30:06,960 like, what did you do? Why would you do that? 4307 03:30:07,160 --> 03:30:10,120 Like, that's so ridiculous and disgusting. 4308 03:30:10,360 --> 03:30:15,320 Like my eye, it burns. Oh my God. 4309 03:30:15,800 --> 03:30:19,040 Oh my. Eye it burns like why would you 4310 03:30:19,040 --> 03:30:23,080 do that like and Ryan looks at the. 4311 03:30:23,080 --> 03:30:24,920 Minecraft kid and the Minecraft kid is. 4312 03:30:24,920 --> 03:30:26,280 Literally laughing. It's like. 4313 03:30:29,240 --> 03:30:32,480 And then Ryan's like, Oh my God. This kids because the thing. 4314 03:30:32,480 --> 03:30:35,960 Was Ryan's thinking to himself, Dude, this kid must do this all 4315 03:30:35,960 --> 03:30:38,080 the time. Because like, you're not just 4316 03:30:38,080 --> 03:30:41,240 going to think to yourself, wow. I'm so angry at this person. 4317 03:30:41,440 --> 03:30:45,160 Let me wait until they sit down, grab a chair, stand on it, turn 4318 03:30:45,160 --> 03:30:48,640 around, pull down my pants, and fart directly, point blank into 4319 03:30:48,640 --> 03:30:51,120 their face. That's just not something that 4320 03:30:51,120 --> 03:30:53,680 comes to you in the heat of the moment. 4321 03:30:54,080 --> 03:30:57,200 That, I mean, maybe, maybe I'm just built different from all 4322 03:30:57,200 --> 03:30:58,920 you guys. I really don't know, but that 4323 03:30:58,920 --> 03:31:02,160 definitely doesn't come to me. But sure enough, right, the 4324 03:31:02,160 --> 03:31:06,280 babysitter eventually gets up and Ryan and the Minecraft kid 4325 03:31:06,280 --> 03:31:12,080 look at her face and her left eye is red and swollen and 4326 03:31:12,080 --> 03:31:15,400 Ryan's like, Oh my God, that is definitely not a coincidence. 4327 03:31:15,680 --> 03:31:19,880 And the babysitter is like, move out of my way. 4328 03:31:20,120 --> 03:31:24,080 And she moves past both of them, goes and finds the home phone 4329 03:31:24,080 --> 03:31:26,440 'cause I guess her phone was an honor or something, and 4330 03:31:26,440 --> 03:31:32,080 legitimately calls. 911. An ambulance, which, OK, that 4331 03:31:32,080 --> 03:31:35,320 was maybe a little excessive, but maybe I wouldn't drive if my 4332 03:31:35,760 --> 03:31:38,640 eyes were impaired and I thought that they were going to be 4333 03:31:38,640 --> 03:31:40,160 infected and it would have been bad. 4334 03:31:40,920 --> 03:31:44,600 And she walks back in the room and she's like angry, but also 4335 03:31:44,600 --> 03:31:48,360 very clearly in pain, right? And she's like, her hand is over 4336 03:31:48,360 --> 03:31:51,680 her eye and she's like, you like, why would you do that? 4337 03:31:51,800 --> 03:31:56,160 The Minecraft kids like, well, I was actually on a 99 win streak 4338 03:31:56,440 --> 03:31:59,760 and you pulled the plug and I lost my 99 win. 4339 03:32:00,000 --> 03:32:04,640 She's like, and you projectiled all your stuff out of your butt. 4340 03:32:04,640 --> 03:32:06,960 Oh, God, how can I? How can I have a straight face 4341 03:32:06,960 --> 03:32:10,480 and tell the story anyway? She's like and you probably gave 4342 03:32:10,480 --> 03:32:14,720 me a raging infection. My eye burns like if I lose 4343 03:32:14,720 --> 03:32:16,280 sight I'm suing. Your. 4344 03:32:16,640 --> 03:32:19,400 She was getting mad and eventually right, the ambulance 4345 03:32:19,400 --> 03:32:22,120 does come, she explains the ridiculousness. 4346 03:32:22,120 --> 03:32:25,160 Of the situation. The guy, I mean, she's put she 4347 03:32:25,160 --> 03:32:28,280 sits in the ambulance, drives to the hospital, they check her out 4348 03:32:28,280 --> 03:32:30,280 or whatever. But remember, this is from 4349 03:32:30,280 --> 03:32:32,320 Ryan's perspective. So we don't exactly know what 4350 03:32:32,320 --> 03:32:34,560 the doctor says. Ryan's mom, who got really 4351 03:32:34,560 --> 03:32:37,440 invest in the situation afterwards said that like the 4352 03:32:37,440 --> 03:32:40,360 doctors like her, her eye is fine now, but the doctor said 4353 03:32:40,360 --> 03:32:43,320 that like it really could have gone S if she didn't go there 4354 03:32:43,320 --> 03:32:45,160 like immediately, which is insane. 4355 03:32:45,400 --> 03:32:48,920 So anyways, right, Ryan and the Minecraft kid are legitimately 4356 03:32:48,920 --> 03:32:52,240 just in this house alone. And that's when the Minecraft 4357 03:32:52,240 --> 03:32:55,840 kids mom comes back early, super angry and upset because the 4358 03:32:55,840 --> 03:32:59,280 babysitter sent a message to, you know, his mom explaining 4359 03:32:59,280 --> 03:33:02,280 everything and why that she he she had to leave the premises 4360 03:33:02,280 --> 03:33:05,560 immediately. So the Minecraft kids mom had to 4361 03:33:05,560 --> 03:33:09,120 leave whatever she was doing to come back and she was like walks 4362 03:33:09,120 --> 03:33:10,680 in. She's like you turns the 4363 03:33:10,680 --> 03:33:15,560 Minecraft kid like you did it. You pulled off, you pulled a 4364 03:33:15,560 --> 03:33:19,000 face fart on someone. Again, we've already talked 4365 03:33:19,000 --> 03:33:21,880 about this and Ryan, who is still there. 4366 03:33:21,880 --> 03:33:23,760 He's already, by the way, he's already texted his. 4367 03:33:23,760 --> 03:33:24,880 Mom to come? Pick him up. 4368 03:33:25,600 --> 03:33:28,200 It's just like. Again, I mean. 4369 03:33:28,200 --> 03:33:29,840 He had a. Sneaking suspicion that this was 4370 03:33:29,840 --> 03:33:32,480 not a first time thing. As I said in the heat of the 4371 03:33:32,480 --> 03:33:35,800 moment, you don't think to, you know, use your butt as a weapon. 4372 03:33:36,120 --> 03:33:39,360 But he's like, again, this is a thing. 4373 03:33:39,360 --> 03:33:44,760 And the Minecraft is like, but mom, I was on a 99 bed wars win 4374 03:33:44,800 --> 03:33:46,680 streak and she's like, that's enough. 4375 03:33:46,960 --> 03:33:49,440 You don't want my bed wars for you forever and my grandkids 4376 03:33:49,440 --> 03:33:53,000 like man no no. Mom, I promise I won't fart at 4377 03:33:53,000 --> 03:33:59,200 anyone else's face again. What am I doing with my life 4378 03:33:59,360 --> 03:34:00,080 anyways? Right? 4379 03:34:00,080 --> 03:34:04,120 So Ryan's mom comes and Ryan's mom's like, hey, so sorry things 4380 03:34:04,120 --> 03:34:06,840 were weird today, like. I'm just going to pick Ryan up. 4381 03:34:06,840 --> 03:34:08,200 Thank you so much for having him over. 4382 03:34:08,200 --> 03:34:11,840 Ryan, come with me now. And you know, Ryan walks over 4383 03:34:11,840 --> 03:34:14,600 and goes in the. Back seat of the car and Ryan's 4384 03:34:14,600 --> 03:34:17,760 mom is like. So do you want to elaborate on I 4385 03:34:17,760 --> 03:34:20,520 need to pick you up right now? My friend farted in the 4386 03:34:20,520 --> 03:34:23,240 babysitter's eye and now she's at the hospital. 4387 03:34:23,560 --> 03:34:26,840 And Ryan did elaborate and it really didn't add any clarity to 4388 03:34:26,840 --> 03:34:29,400 the situation. In fact, Ryan's mom just became 4389 03:34:29,400 --> 03:34:30,600 more clicking the video on screen. 4390 03:34:30,600 --> 03:34:32,120 Right now, I know you'll enjoy it. 4391 03:34:32,120 --> 03:34:34,240 Just click it. Do it today. 4392 03:34:34,240 --> 03:34:36,040 I got a pretty crazy story for you guys. 4393 03:34:36,040 --> 03:34:39,280 It's about a Minecraft kid that gets so angry and jealous of the 4394 03:34:39,280 --> 03:34:43,280 subscriber that he actually smashes his computer in front of 4395 03:34:43,280 --> 03:34:45,640 everyone to get quote UN quote revenge. 4396 03:34:46,040 --> 03:34:49,280 Don't worry, karma does get him. But anyway, subscribe if you're 4397 03:34:49,280 --> 03:34:51,120 new and let's just jump right into this. 4398 03:34:51,640 --> 03:34:53,800 So we're going to call today's subscriber who submitted the 4399 03:34:53,800 --> 03:34:55,920 story Brendan. By the way, if the if the 4400 03:34:55,920 --> 03:34:58,400 gameplay in the for bed wars really sucks in the background. 4401 03:34:58,400 --> 03:35:00,640 I recorded it a month ago. I'm pretty better now. 4402 03:35:00,800 --> 03:35:03,240 But anyways, we're calling this guy Brendan who submitted this 4403 03:35:03,240 --> 03:35:06,280 story. So anyways, Brendan was in class 4404 03:35:06,280 --> 03:35:09,320 or was in the same grade as this kid who we're going to call the 4405 03:35:09,320 --> 03:35:13,200 Minecraft kid because his entire identity was being a was kind of 4406 03:35:13,200 --> 03:35:17,800 like around being super great at Minecraft player versus player 4407 03:35:17,800 --> 03:35:20,160 battles. He was known as the one who is 4408 03:35:20,160 --> 03:35:23,880 so great 20 ways right? People just called a Minecraft 4409 03:35:23,880 --> 03:35:25,880 kid. But anyways, there's also a girl 4410 03:35:25,880 --> 03:35:29,160 who we're going to call Haley because that may or may not be 4411 03:35:29,160 --> 03:35:32,080 the the girl I'm trying to marry in Stardew Valley right now. 4412 03:35:32,200 --> 03:35:34,040 I gave her the bouquet. I'm winning guys. 4413 03:35:34,040 --> 03:35:36,800 Anyway, great game. By the way, I should stop being 4414 03:35:36,800 --> 03:35:38,680 distracted. Watch time will be bad. 4415 03:35:38,880 --> 03:35:41,080 Anyways, there's this girl who we're going to call Haley and 4416 03:35:41,080 --> 03:35:44,360 both Brendan and the Minecraft kid had an interest in her. 4417 03:35:44,440 --> 03:35:47,800 The difference was Brendan actually talked to her. 4418 03:35:47,960 --> 03:35:50,640 Little pro tip for getting the ladies from the Connor Pugs 4419 03:35:50,640 --> 03:35:53,840 YouTube channel number one dating advice YouTube channel on 4420 03:35:53,840 --> 03:35:57,560 all of YouTube and the Internet talk to if you want to get to 4421 03:35:57,560 --> 03:36:02,600 know them, talk to them yes, believe it or not, wow. 4422 03:36:02,600 --> 03:36:05,640 But anyways, right, Brendan actually talked to Haley and 4423 03:36:05,640 --> 03:36:08,000 they were getting along pretty well and the Minecraft kid 4424 03:36:08,000 --> 03:36:10,520 literally never did. The Minecraft kid thought that 4425 03:36:10,520 --> 03:36:14,480 his magical and powerful skills at Minecraft would literally 4426 03:36:14,480 --> 03:36:19,000 just be so great and so wonderful and so enticing to the 4427 03:36:19,000 --> 03:36:21,880 women, right, that he would, he wouldn't have to talk to, to 4428 03:36:21,880 --> 03:36:25,960 make her fall in love with them. She would just see his epic PvP 4429 03:36:25,960 --> 03:36:30,240 bed wars abilities and she'd be like, Oh my God, I'm certain I'm 4430 03:36:30,240 --> 03:36:32,000 not, I'm not thrown in that joke. 4431 03:36:32,000 --> 03:36:34,320 Never mind. I, I, I got a family friendly 4432 03:36:34,320 --> 03:36:35,720 audience on here. I forgot. 4433 03:36:36,080 --> 03:36:39,440 ANYWAYS, right, so Brendan or the Minecraft kid was aware that 4434 03:36:39,440 --> 03:36:42,560 Brendan was probably also trying to go for Haley because Brandon 4435 03:36:42,560 --> 03:36:45,600 was talking to her all the time. It kind of the word around it, 4436 03:36:45,600 --> 03:36:47,600 like kind of the word on the street was that, you know, 4437 03:36:47,960 --> 03:36:50,160 Brandon and Haley, Oh my God, they're going to be a thing 4438 03:36:50,160 --> 03:36:51,560 soon. Dude, they're in 6th grade. 4439 03:36:51,640 --> 03:36:53,360 Great. Like that's, that's how it goes. 4440 03:36:53,520 --> 03:36:55,480 Oh my God, are they going to get the fifth base? 4441 03:36:55,480 --> 03:36:58,000 AKA holding hands? Oh my God. 4442 03:36:58,520 --> 03:37:01,760 Anyways, right, so the Minecraft kid comes up to Brendan one day. 4443 03:37:02,040 --> 03:37:04,920 And remember, Brendan and the Minecraft kid aren't necessarily 4444 03:37:04,920 --> 03:37:06,560 boys. In fact, they don't even know 4445 03:37:06,560 --> 03:37:08,440 each other that well. But the Minecraft? 4446 03:37:08,440 --> 03:37:13,400 Kid is like so I see that you're trying to court Haley and and 4447 03:37:13,400 --> 03:37:16,720 Brendan's mind he's like bro this is 20 whatever right I 4448 03:37:16,720 --> 03:37:18,120 think this story was a little old. 4449 03:37:18,120 --> 03:37:20,400 I'm not sure I actually don't know when the story happened. 4450 03:37:20,560 --> 03:37:22,320 It was submitted to me on my, my Instagram. 4451 03:37:22,320 --> 03:37:25,080 You can go follow it. You should go follow it anyways. 4452 03:37:25,080 --> 03:37:27,720 Brandon's saying to himself, did this guy just say court? 4453 03:37:27,720 --> 03:37:29,880 Like it's literally the 21st century. 4454 03:37:29,880 --> 03:37:33,280 Are you serious? And then the Minecraft kid goes 4455 03:37:33,280 --> 03:37:37,560 on to say, Ioffer you like Ioffer you like a quest or I, I, 4456 03:37:37,560 --> 03:37:41,440 I I ask you that we duel in Minecraft. 4457 03:37:41,520 --> 03:37:44,160 To. Decide who will get Haley's hand 4458 03:37:44,360 --> 03:37:49,600 in dating and I mean, Brandon was kind of just like in his 4459 03:37:49,600 --> 03:37:53,080 head he's like, all right, well, first of all, I'm not dating her 4460 03:37:53,400 --> 03:37:57,680 Second of all, the winner of a Minecraft PvP battle is not 4461 03:37:57,680 --> 03:38:00,240 going to decide who she decides, right. 4462 03:38:00,240 --> 03:38:04,000 It's not up to them This isn't like, I don't know, the barbaric 4463 03:38:04,000 --> 03:38:08,120 era of like, oh, yeah, like, I actually have like, all men have 4464 03:38:08,120 --> 03:38:10,160 control. Women have no say like, oh, I 4465 03:38:10,160 --> 03:38:12,000 want to marry you so you're marrying me. 4466 03:38:12,240 --> 03:38:14,640 And also, I don't think there ever was an era where you did 4467 03:38:14,640 --> 03:38:18,600 PvP battles to decide who was like, you know, who would marry 4468 03:38:18,600 --> 03:38:20,600 the girl. I'm Minecraft, I get all the 4469 03:38:20,600 --> 03:38:24,240 women as that's never been true. It doesn't matter what parallel 4470 03:38:24,240 --> 03:38:26,840 universe or anything like that you go into. 4471 03:38:26,840 --> 03:38:29,160 Man, I am sorry. Minecraft sweats. 4472 03:38:29,160 --> 03:38:32,720 I am so sorry, but Brendan, who kind of knows that, you know, 4473 03:38:32,720 --> 03:38:35,560 he's going to be getting with Haley anyways, thinks to 4474 03:38:35,560 --> 03:38:37,560 himself, all right, well, this will be kind of funny. 4475 03:38:37,560 --> 03:38:42,320 Like whatever, man, who cares? So Brendan says sure, we'll do a 4476 03:38:42,320 --> 03:38:46,560 PvP battle to decide who gets Haley's hand because he's kind 4477 03:38:46,560 --> 03:38:48,360 of laughing, he's kind of goofing. 4478 03:38:48,600 --> 03:38:51,800 But The thing is that Minecraft kid takes it super seriously. 4479 03:38:51,800 --> 03:38:55,480 He's like, yes, you fool, don't you know that I am super great 4480 03:38:55,480 --> 03:38:58,920 at Minecraft? And Brendan's like a chill out 4481 03:38:58,920 --> 03:39:03,360 bro, like, all right, all right, yeah, we'll we'll PvP fight to, 4482 03:39:03,520 --> 03:39:06,680 to decide who gets Haley's hand in marriage, lol. 4483 03:39:06,680 --> 03:39:08,840 Like OK, so. Sure enough, the Minecraft kid 4484 03:39:08,840 --> 03:39:12,080 is like, all right, tomorrow at recess, we go to the table. 4485 03:39:12,200 --> 03:39:15,200 Basically at their school, there was a table where if kids wanted 4486 03:39:15,200 --> 03:39:17,520 to bring in their computers, if they were in the 6th grade or 4487 03:39:17,520 --> 03:39:20,080 higher, they could and they could play on them. 4488 03:39:20,280 --> 03:39:23,320 I know at my school you weren't even allowed to have your phone 4489 03:39:23,320 --> 03:39:25,560 out, but I guess each school is a little different. 4490 03:39:25,800 --> 03:39:28,520 So basically, right, The next day rolls around and Brandon and 4491 03:39:28,520 --> 03:39:31,720 the Minecraft kid, they both bring their gaming setups, which 4492 03:39:31,720 --> 03:39:35,040 I guess both of them have laptops because I play Minecraft 4493 03:39:35,040 --> 03:39:38,280 on a laptop, man, I don't have I don't have a desktop that's I 4494 03:39:38,280 --> 03:39:39,920 want to be able to move my thing around. 4495 03:39:39,920 --> 03:39:42,680 But anyways, right, they both bring in their computers and 4496 03:39:43,520 --> 03:39:46,160 Brandon just has a kind of a crappy MacBook Air. 4497 03:39:46,280 --> 03:39:50,560 And this is coming from someone who up to my first 100,000 4498 03:39:50,560 --> 03:39:53,800 subscribers on YouTube. I got all my Minecraft gameplay 4499 03:39:53,800 --> 03:39:56,520 from my MacBook Air at like 20 frames per second. 4500 03:39:56,600 --> 03:39:59,080 So I understand the struggle bro, I get it. 4501 03:39:59,240 --> 03:40:02,400 So anyways, Brandon comes in with his crappy MacBook Air and 4502 03:40:02,400 --> 03:40:05,240 the Minecraft kid comes in with his like I don't know, his 4503 03:40:05,240 --> 03:40:10,560 Alienware $3000 super gaming laptop with his super fancy 4504 03:40:10,560 --> 03:40:13,160 keyboard and takes him like 5 minutes to get a setup all 4505 03:40:13,160 --> 03:40:15,480 perfect. He's like, all right, I'm ready. 4506 03:40:15,760 --> 03:40:19,320 And so sure enough, you know, they both sit down and Brendan 4507 03:40:19,320 --> 03:40:21,000 is like, all right, so how are we doing this? 4508 03:40:21,320 --> 03:40:24,680 And the Minecraft kid is like, all right, we're going to play 4509 03:40:24,920 --> 03:40:29,240 one game of Bed Wars. Yeah, Bed Wars. 4510 03:40:29,520 --> 03:40:31,760 And you know, Brent, at first Brendan was like, bro, how are 4511 03:40:31,760 --> 03:40:33,760 we going to do that? But then the Minecraft kid said 4512 03:40:33,760 --> 03:40:37,320 that he had the like, MVP plus plus rank on Hypixel, which 4513 03:40:37,440 --> 03:40:40,000 Hypixel is a server that lets you play Bed Wars, which is the 4514 03:40:40,000 --> 03:40:41,800 game I was playing in the very beginning. 4515 03:40:42,000 --> 03:40:45,840 And if you have plus like MVP, you can make private games where 4516 03:40:45,840 --> 03:40:49,760 it's just you and your friends. So anyways, the Minecraft kid 4517 03:40:50,000 --> 03:40:53,360 sent a dual request to Brendan or a bed wars party, whatever. 4518 03:40:53,520 --> 03:40:56,360 Anyways, all you got to know is they were playing Minecraft and 4519 03:40:56,360 --> 03:40:58,880 they were playing bed wars and it was just them. 4520 03:40:58,880 --> 03:41:02,960 It was just Brendan and the Minecraft kid in a game and sure 4521 03:41:02,960 --> 03:41:05,640 enough, they enter the bed wars game and you know, they you 4522 03:41:05,640 --> 03:41:07,440 know, they're doing the stuff you do in bed wars. 4523 03:41:07,440 --> 03:41:10,360 Put down the bed defense and you know what happens? 4524 03:41:10,920 --> 03:41:13,880 Brendan is at middle, he's gathering emeralds, which is a 4525 03:41:13,880 --> 03:41:16,760 good material to get. However, you know, his bed was 4526 03:41:16,760 --> 03:41:20,760 exposed or he wasn't at his bed. He saw a bed destroyed message, 4527 03:41:20,760 --> 03:41:23,040 which basically means in bed wars, if your bed breaks, you 4528 03:41:23,040 --> 03:41:25,400 will not respond. So sure enough, the Minecraft 4529 03:41:25,400 --> 03:41:29,280 kid had like, I don't know, God bridged over with his crazy 4530 03:41:29,280 --> 03:41:33,280 10,000 clicks per second mouse. Definitely using vape or 4531 03:41:33,280 --> 03:41:36,240 something but whatever man. And so sure enough, you know the 4532 03:41:36,240 --> 03:41:39,680 the Minecraft kid comes to middle and Brandon and him, they 4533 03:41:39,680 --> 03:41:43,640 showdown for a PvP fight. They're going to decide who gets 4534 03:41:43,640 --> 03:41:46,520 Haley, even though Brandon knows that one, he's not good at 4535 03:41:46,520 --> 03:41:50,720 Minecraft and the Minecraft kid is, and two, this will not 4536 03:41:50,720 --> 03:41:52,600 decide who gets Haley. This is hilarious. 4537 03:41:52,600 --> 03:41:54,040 He just did it because it's funny lol. 4538 03:41:54,280 --> 03:41:59,200 So anyways, they enter their PvP battle and they go in and 4539 03:41:59,200 --> 03:42:01,800 Brandon loses because he is just simply worse. 4540 03:42:02,000 --> 03:42:05,240 And the Minecraft kid after, you know, hitting, you know, Brandon 4541 03:42:05,240 --> 03:42:07,200 enough times with a sword that he dies. 4542 03:42:07,400 --> 03:42:13,840 It's like yes, Haley is mine. And everyone who cuz remember 4543 03:42:13,840 --> 03:42:16,800 it's a recess time cuz dude they had like I don't know if it's 4544 03:42:16,800 --> 03:42:19,160 called a recess but they had like a break period. 4545 03:42:19,800 --> 03:42:22,640 So everyone was kind of around there, and a bunch of kids turn 4546 03:42:22,640 --> 03:42:26,160 around and they're kind of like, what? 4547 03:42:26,800 --> 03:42:30,480 What, Huh. Are you OK, Sir? 4548 03:42:30,920 --> 03:42:34,000 And sure enough, the Minecraft kid is like you fool, you should 4549 03:42:34,000 --> 03:42:35,560 never. Have dueled me for Haley. 4550 03:42:35,560 --> 03:42:39,240 'S hand in dating in Minecraft. You should have known by my 4551 03:42:39,240 --> 03:42:42,360 reputation that I would have absolutely slapped you. 4552 03:42:45,720 --> 03:42:51,760 And Brandon looks at him with his face of like, yeah man, that 4553 03:42:51,760 --> 03:42:55,680 sucks. Wow, that is just too. 4554 03:42:56,040 --> 03:42:58,680 Bad. This kind of reminds me of the 4555 03:42:58,680 --> 03:43:00,800 first season of Parks and. Rec if you saw that. 4556 03:43:00,800 --> 03:43:03,080 Where this isn't really a spoiler, but. 4557 03:43:03,320 --> 03:43:05,360 Andy really wants. To get his girlfriend back. 4558 03:43:05,360 --> 03:43:09,240 So we like offers like a pool game with this guy named Mark 4559 03:43:09,240 --> 03:43:12,080 who disappears after season 1. I don't know, maybe the actor 4560 03:43:12,080 --> 03:43:14,760 wanted to do something else and he's kind of like, Oh yeah, I'll 4561 03:43:14,760 --> 03:43:18,440 bet and the the girlfriend of Mark at the time on this pool 4562 03:43:18,440 --> 03:43:21,320 game and Andy wins. He's like, yes, she's mine. 4563 03:43:21,360 --> 03:43:25,680 But reality sits at it kind of kicks in and he's like, but I 4564 03:43:25,680 --> 03:43:27,680 want her fair and square. Same thing here. 4565 03:43:27,680 --> 03:43:31,600 So the Minecraft kid is still like, I don't know, Fortnite W, 4566 03:43:31,600 --> 03:43:34,600 like doing the little dances, doing the L dance, doing the 4567 03:43:34,600 --> 03:43:38,240 little other cringe stuff. He's like, Haley is mine. 4568 03:43:38,360 --> 03:43:40,960 I didn't even have to talk to her and she's going to be my 4569 03:43:40,960 --> 03:43:43,240 girlfriend. I'm going to go to 10th base and 4570 03:43:43,240 --> 03:43:46,480 hold her hand and and Brandon at this point. 4571 03:43:46,680 --> 03:43:48,360 Is like really trying to hold back a smile. 4572 03:43:48,360 --> 03:43:51,160 He's like, all right. This is so funny, dude. 4573 03:43:51,360 --> 03:43:54,160 Don't blow it. Don't make it apparent. 4574 03:43:54,880 --> 03:43:58,760 And he's like, yeah, man, you totally, oh, man, I can't do 4575 03:43:58,760 --> 03:44:00,760 this. You totally won you. 4576 03:44:01,240 --> 03:44:03,720 I can't do this, man. He's just, he's really trying to 4577 03:44:03,720 --> 03:44:05,560 do it. He's like, yeah, you totally won 4578 03:44:05,680 --> 03:44:09,920 Haley's hand and dating because you beat me in Minecraft. 4579 03:44:10,240 --> 03:44:11,760 Yep, that's totally what happened. 4580 03:44:11,760 --> 03:44:14,680 Holding back the laughter, holding back the tears at this 4581 03:44:14,680 --> 03:44:16,800 point. And sure enough, right, 4582 03:44:16,800 --> 03:44:19,160 Brandon's like, all right, man, go ahead. 4583 03:44:19,440 --> 03:44:22,760 And he's like, yes, I'm. I'm going to tell everyone about 4584 03:44:22,760 --> 03:44:24,520 my victory dance so that you know that. 4585 03:44:24,600 --> 03:44:26,760 So everyone knows that you lost to me in Minecraft. 4586 03:44:26,760 --> 03:44:30,000 And that's why he leaves mine. The Minecraft kid runs away. 4587 03:44:30,560 --> 03:44:31,880 Had to go. Tell his other. 4588 03:44:32,520 --> 03:44:34,800 OK, friends. Well, I don't know about that. 4589 03:44:34,800 --> 03:44:38,320 I think his friends are his bed wars 1 streak and nothing else 4590 03:44:38,320 --> 03:44:41,320 but whatever right. So Brendan goes over and finds 4591 03:44:41,320 --> 03:44:45,640 Haley says hey, so I just played this guy because he wanted to 4592 03:44:45,640 --> 03:44:51,280 duel me for your hand in dating and Haley's like what? 4593 03:44:51,280 --> 03:44:53,520 And Brendan's like, yeah, I thought it'd be funny. 4594 03:44:53,720 --> 03:44:57,720 So by the way, I lost the duel because obviously you can't do 4595 03:44:57,720 --> 03:44:59,720 that. But I thought it was funny, and 4596 03:44:59,720 --> 03:45:02,000 I lost. So he's going to come over to 4597 03:45:02,240 --> 03:45:06,440 claim his prize, I guess. And Haley's like, all right, 4598 03:45:06,440 --> 03:45:09,880 well, this is kind of funny, but this is an awkward situation. 4599 03:45:09,880 --> 03:45:11,760 And Brandon's like, yeah, I probably should have told you 4600 03:45:11,760 --> 03:45:13,840 about this beforehand. If you need me to be. 4601 03:45:13,840 --> 03:45:15,480 Here, I can. I can subvert. 4602 03:45:15,480 --> 03:45:18,880 Yeah, I can come in and help you with the situations like she's 4603 03:45:18,880 --> 03:45:21,120 like, all right, well, thanks for giving me context. 4604 03:45:21,120 --> 03:45:23,080 I guess so. Sure enough, a little while 4605 03:45:23,080 --> 03:45:27,320 later, the Minecraft kid comes around and he finds Haley and he 4606 03:45:27,320 --> 03:45:31,360 comes up there and he says, so Haley, did you hear the news? 4607 03:45:31,480 --> 03:45:34,240 This might be the first time the Minecraft kid ever spoke to 4608 03:45:34,240 --> 03:45:36,360 Haley in his life. He was too busy. 4609 03:45:36,520 --> 03:45:38,560 He was too busy sweating at Minecraft. 4610 03:45:38,560 --> 03:45:41,200 To even bother with. The ladies, they'll come to me 4611 03:45:41,200 --> 03:45:43,520 man. I got a bed wars win streak real 4612 03:45:43,520 --> 03:45:45,400 quick comment bed wars down below. 4613 03:45:45,400 --> 03:45:47,080 That'll be the secret word of the day. 4614 03:45:47,320 --> 03:45:49,600 If you want to help the channel out, go ahead and binge watch 4615 03:45:49,600 --> 03:45:52,160 some more videos after this one or when you're doing something 4616 03:45:52,160 --> 03:45:54,600 else and let me know in the comments section if you do so so 4617 03:45:54,600 --> 03:45:58,320 I can say thank you anyways right so the Minecraft kids like 4618 03:45:58,480 --> 03:46:00,840 so did Haley. Did you hear the news? 4619 03:46:01,240 --> 03:46:04,280 And she's like, well, I was told that you and Brendan had a 4620 03:46:04,280 --> 03:46:08,400 little Minecraft video game session and that you won and 4621 03:46:08,400 --> 03:46:10,560 that you now. Think that I'm your girlfriend? 4622 03:46:10,880 --> 03:46:14,640 And Minecraft kids like, that is exactly what happened. 4623 03:46:14,640 --> 03:46:17,400 You're so observant. You'll be a great girlfriend. 4624 03:46:17,800 --> 03:46:20,960 And Haley's like, dude, like that's not how it works. 4625 03:46:21,600 --> 03:46:25,680 And the Minecraft kids, like, we had an agreement and Haley's 4626 03:46:25,680 --> 03:46:28,040 like, yeah, well, I wasn't part of that agreement. 4627 03:46:29,240 --> 03:46:32,240 Do you think Brendan or you have the right to me as a girlfriend? 4628 03:46:32,240 --> 03:46:34,560 And this is where the Minecraft kids starting to piece together 4629 03:46:34,560 --> 03:46:38,200 that his offer to duel Brendan made literally no sense. 4630 03:46:38,440 --> 03:46:44,680 He's like, well, so, so when we were playing, so when we're 4631 03:46:44,680 --> 03:46:46,120 playing Minecraft, I beat Brendan. 4632 03:46:49,920 --> 03:46:52,040 Do you want to? Be my girl and then eventually. 4633 03:46:52,040 --> 03:46:54,880 Like Minecraft kid starts to realize, dude, he messed up bro. 4634 03:46:54,880 --> 03:46:56,960 He messed up big time. And he's like. 4635 03:46:57,320 --> 03:47:00,480 Wait, did. Brent, wait, Who told you? 4636 03:47:00,840 --> 03:47:04,120 And you know, at this point, she was like, Haley was like, yeah, 4637 03:47:04,120 --> 03:47:06,600 so Brandon told me about this. And then the Minecraft kids, 4638 03:47:06,600 --> 03:47:09,600 like, so Brandon knew the whole time that this wasn't going to 4639 03:47:09,600 --> 03:47:11,040 work. And Haley's like, yeah, well, 4640 03:47:11,200 --> 03:47:13,880 anyone who is logical middle just gets cut off. 4641 03:47:13,880 --> 03:47:17,840 The Minecraft kid sprints away and Brendan walks up the Haley 4642 03:47:17,840 --> 03:47:19,440 and he's like, so is that terrible? 4643 03:47:19,440 --> 03:47:22,880 And Haley's like, well, he's pretty mad at you and he ran 4644 03:47:22,880 --> 03:47:25,280 away, so I don't know what he's cooking up. 4645 03:47:25,560 --> 03:47:28,120 And that's when you we heard an or not we. 4646 03:47:28,120 --> 03:47:30,840 That's when Brendan and Haley and everyone else in the room 4647 03:47:31,120 --> 03:47:34,880 heard a noise, the noise with something being thrown on the 4648 03:47:34,880 --> 03:47:38,280 ground, smashing and flying into a million pieces. 4649 03:47:38,920 --> 03:47:41,440 And that's when Brendan walks out and Haley walks out too. 4650 03:47:41,440 --> 03:47:44,920 Basically everyone walks out and they see the Minecraft kid 4651 03:47:45,120 --> 03:47:48,200 standing above a pile of disk computer parts. 4652 03:47:48,520 --> 03:47:52,040 And that's when at first Brendan thinks, Oh my God, he smashed 4653 03:47:52,040 --> 03:47:55,960 his computer out of rage. But Brendan looked at the table 4654 03:47:55,960 --> 03:47:57,920 to see that the Minecraft kids computer.