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Today, we have a story of a crazy Karen who thinks that laws
are in. Do not apply to her the cheese,
literally a God that she can do whatever she wants and
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So Aaron works at an amusement park over the summer.
It's close to Six Flags. It's not exactly Six Flags
though. It's like a smaller amusement
park and it's like, family run or something.
So it's not a big chain name. But think if you have to think
of it, think of Six Flags, if you've been to that before.
So there's a bunch of rides, there's like food.
There's like attractions, there's a Bunch of random stuff.
And Aaron happens to be working at one of like, one of the ride
boots, right? So Aaron doesn't even work in
tickets. Aaron doesn't even work in like
anything really money-related. This will be important later on.
So, Aaron is, like managing like one of the rides and it's right
next to another ride, which happens to be closed for
maintenance repairs stuff like that.
This happens sometimes that like some of the rides will be down
just because they need maintenance.
And unfortunately, there's not much you can do, however, the
Karen went there with her son. Her leg husband or whatever and,
you know, Aaron watched and just happened to see a family walk
over and just kind of noticed that, you know, the you know,
the ride was closed and they looked disappointed and Aaron
felt bad about that because, you know, you don't want a little
kid disappointed. You want a little kid happy.
However, right, the little kid in the dad went away somewhere
else and that's when the Karen started approaching Aaron.
She had like the Karen haircut, aviator sunglasses.
The blouse on the big like obnoxious flip-flops are
flip-flop. And she walks over with her
hands on her hips and you know, Aaron didn't know that.
This was a Karen exactly. However she really the truth is
she pretty much did know that this was a Karen just by the way
that they care and kind of held herself.
Just by the way that the Karen was approaching her just kind of
like sometimes you can just tell by like the vibe of someone
exactly like who they're going to be an era knew right away
that this indeed was going to be a Karen.
So Aaron was like, hey man. I'm like, how can I help you?
Like what's wrong? And the Karen is Like this her
favorite ride. We come to this amusement park
every summer and we Comfort one ride alone and she points at
that ride and Aaron is like ma'am.
Like, I'm so sorry, like I'm, I really am because like Aaron did
genuinely feel bad, she saw a little kid, get turned away and
she felt bad about that. So she's like yeah, I am
genuinely. Sorry about that.
That sucks ma'am. Like there's a lot of other
rides here, right? There's a lot of other rides,
you know. I can get you like a priority
pass. I can give it Out to a few
people every single day similar to Disneyland.
The how there's like employees can give like one or two
priority passes to people randomly if they think it's a
good idea and so errands like yeah if you want a priority pass
in a line or something, I can do that for you since I really do
feel bad. Normally like I would have
thought that, you know, the Karen would have been thankful
for this because Aaron, instead of just saying sucks to be you,
bro, and say, like go to a different ride or something, you
know, that, you know, the Aaron is the or the employee Aaron is
you know, offering Give her a little bit of a past, but the
Karen was not hearing it. She was like, I want you.
You have continued our employee in an employee here.
I want you to man this ride, open it up and let us go on.
And dude, like the ride was legitimately under construction,
like it wouldn't function even if Aaron wanted to.
So Aaron tried to explain to the Karen.
Hey ma'am, I'm sorry to break it to you, but, like, even if I
wanted to, I physically could not do it.
Like it is shut down. The ride is under construction.
Auction. I don't know how else to explain
it, but I just literally can't right now.
Like I can't help you out. Trust me.
I wish I could, I feel bad like I don't know what else to say.
The Karen is like no no no, no, no, no.
I don't think you understand errands like I don't understand
what she's like. So this is my vacation with my
hubby, my husband and my little boy, my son.
And we are going to get exactly what we want and we're going to
get it now. And Aaron was starting to like
be a little less favorable to, you know, the Karen starting to
realize that Karen's actually not as good, not as good of a,
not as good of a person as she first thought.
You know, she was really holding out trying to give like the
Karen, a boost another ride. Maybe a coupon or something.
Just to make the kid feel better.
She doesn't really care if like, you know, a grown woman isn't
able to be on the Fun roller coaster ride.
She wanted to, but she felt Bad for the kid.
But at this point, I was getting annoying and Aaron's like ma'am
II. Don't, I don't know how you
don't understand what I'm trying to say, but I'll say it again
and maybe more. Clearly, no one at this
amusement park, including myself can turn on that ride that you
want to go to. It is under construction.
I am like I it is physically impossible for me not to do this
and that, and the Karen goes up to Aaron and says, I know,
you're just being lazy. I know that if you really wanted
to if you really do Deep down that you could get that ride
going for me and my little boy, but you're just too lazy and
selfish and the Karen storms off and Aaron.
At this point, it's like, wow. Like that woman was rude.
She wasn't this rude, but she was dense, bro.
She was thinking the skull because it's very clear that the
things under construction. I mean, it was like, there's
like a crane. It was Torn to Pieces.
It wasn't like flattened, right? It still had the structure of
the old ride, but come on now like That's pretty goofy.
You can't lie to me on that you just simply can't lie to me.
I'm back. So Aaron was pretty convinced
that, you know, that would be the end of like her Saga with
the Karen and that the Karen would not arrive again but she
was a little worried. The thing is also Aaron would
change shifts, she would be like okay from I don't know from 8
a.m. to 12. You're working this ride from
you know 12:15 to to you're working the food stand or
whatever. She would have like different
shifts that are manager would tell her what to do so Levin,
Aaron was instructed to go work at the at the burger place.
They had kind of like a burger fast food place at this
amusement park or call a roller coaster ride, whatever.
Right. And so, she went behind.
So she was the cash register here, she wasn't making the
food. She was behind the cash register
in about an hour into her shift. She sees the same family walking
in Sosa, Karen, the husband, and the kid.
So, the three of them walk up and, you know, Aaron and the
Karen lock eyes, They make eye contact in the Karen literally.
Just she Squints. She's Squints like maliciously
life. She is angry, she's upset and
she wants you to know, but yes. So sure enough, right?
You know, Aaron's like, oh God, like here's the woman again,
she's definitely going to do some nonsense, right?
Like one hundred percent bro. Like okay, so Aaron puts on a
smile as you have to do when you work these things she's like.
Hello ma'am? Welcome to Don't know, burger
burger and stuff wasn't the actual name, but welcome to
Burger and stuff. What can I get you guys?
And you know the husband actually you know, stands up and
says, hey, how's it going? I'd like three burgers.
Can you have one of them without lettuce?
Pickler tomato, as probably one for the kid and also three sides
of fries and three shakes to chocolate one vanilla Aaron is
like, okay, I got you with that. So she puts in the order and the
other to leave. So, the father and the son, go
to get a table as they Karen instructs them to do.
So in the Karen walks up and she's like so an errand is this
bracing herself? She's like oh God like what is
the care and going to do now like the Karen's definitely
going to do something stupid. Like definitely she's going to
do something annoying but what exactly what exactly is the
annoying and stupid thing, she's going to do like, I really don't
know and sure enough the Karen's like so.
So so so Do you know how earlier you denied giving us that access
the ride? We really wanted errands like
just to set the record straight. I didn't deny you access and I
denied everyone access because I can't do anything about it.
The right is closed, the carrots like okay, okay, whatever the
little details that you want to make up.
Our what's important is that I'm giving you, I'm giving you an
opportunity, I'm giving since I'm so generous.
So, I'm giving you an opportunity to basically right
you're wrong because currently there is a wrong in the universe
and it's coming from you. And I'm a Believer in karma is
going to bite you in the butt twice as hard.
If you don't fix it right now and I'm going to give you an
opportunity to fix the wrong that you put out into the
universe and Aaron's like, okay. She's like so so so, so if you
want to maybe, I don't know, give us this meal for Free.
I will forget all about your evil doings and you know,
Aaron's like ma'am, I already placed in the order, right?
The system knows that you guys ordered that the system is not
going to. Let me like it's going to ask
for a card and if I don't get like it knows that like the
order went out. If I didn't like get a payment
for it. That's on me.
I'm not allowed to do that. Look, I still feel bad that your
son isn't able to do what he wants.
Like I don't really care. About you, if I'm being honest.
And the Karen was like, oh my God.
Oh my God. You and he says, he's like
ma'am. But I do feel bad for your son,
maybe I can get them extra whipped cream.
Maybe in a cherry that we don't normally put unless you have the
special Sunday, I'll put that on his milkshake.
Look like I can't give you the meal for free and the caryn
takes her fist and goes bump bump bump bump.
Start, slamming it on the desk and and Aaron's like me.
I'm like, please like comment. Own she's like you calm down.
I gave you a fantastic opportunity to, right?
The wrong. The right that?
Clear wrong that you have. You won't even oh my God, I
might faint, I might faint. I feel so.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
And that's what a husband rushes over.
She's like, he's like ha T ha. T is everything?
Okay. And the carrots like this evil
woman. She's a witch.
She's Husband is like shame on you ma'am, shame on you and
Aaron's like dude, what did I do?
And he's like, I actually don't know because I just rushed over.
So Aaron explains look, I'm sorry.
You guys weren't able to go on the ride that you wanted.
If I could do anything about it, I would I feel bad for your son,
your mat, your wife demanded. I do something and I didn't do
anything. She came over here and said
that, you know, she wanted the meal for free, because she
wasn't able to go on the ride, she wanted and I told her I just
can't do anything about that and that I like, I'll be fired if I
do that the husband's like, oh, okay.
The husband was a bit more reasonable a little bass, like,
you know what, honey, let's just go back to her table and kind of
looks at Aaron's kind of like sorry, because he knows like
okay. My wife's a little crazy
sometimes, bro, but life happens, bro, that happens.
So sure enough. Aaron is like, okay, this has to
be the end of the Karen soccer, right?
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So Aaron is convinced okay this is it for like the Karen.
Like this is it for Karen moments, right?
I'm totally fine like that she's going to leave today and while
my experience with the Karen hasn't been great so far, like
it's not going to be a can't be much worse.
Like it simply cannot be much worse, right?
That's impossible. But anyways right she was are
Unfortunately very wrong in this assessment because the Karen was
not done karenin. So anyways, right, Aaron is once
again put back outside and I don't know if she's Manning a
ride but for some reason, she happens to be outside over
seeing something and, you know, more or less what happens,
right? Is she standing outside and she
sees the family, and the husband and son, go away, maybe go to
the bathroom or something, the Karen is just waiting around,
and there's like another Karen, that's the thing there.
He's a second Karen, guys. This is not good to Karen's in
one room. The world, the whole universe
has a chance of ripping in half. This is really bad.
So anyways, the to Karen's are looking at each other and one
goes. Humph neither ones.
Like did you just hum fit me? I can comfort you and she's
like, hello, ma'am. Like what do you think that
you're doing? Talking back to me?
And the care and the original. Oh, I'm going to say.
Karen one. Karen chew.
Karen one is OG Karen. The one that Aaron's been
dealing with Karen choose. A new one.
Karen's ones like, oh, good Heavens.
Are you accusing me of something and Karen?
She was like, yeah, I'm accusing.
You of something. I'm accusing you of being a big
butt jerk. And Karen's like Karen ones,
like oh my God, you do you're disrespecting my honor you're
disrespecting my family. She does huh?
Spits on Karen one. Karen art.
Spits on Karen two characters like It is hurting me.
She spat on me and Karen wants like, that's what you get.
That's what you get and that's when Karen tubes like, huh.
Spits back again, and that's when Karen one.
It just is. She's done with it and Karen,
one goes a little bit too crazy. She grabs this is kind of nuts,
right? And a lot of people are watching
this right now. She grabs.
Like a folding chair? Okay.
I don't know how to say, this is a straight face.
She grabs her, folding chair and smacks, Karen to over the head
with it and Karent you fall. Over collapsed and the at this
point, Aaron's like, oh my God is this WWE bro?
What so Karen one is like. Yeah, that's what you get
because he'd already tell the Karen one, you know, is kind of
regretting the fact that she escalated to the point that she
knocked out care into with a folding chair, bro.
That's is somewhat, dude. You're going to jail briefly.
I hate to say it. Actually I don't hate to say it.
I Relish in the fact that I can say it.
But sure enough, right people around them.
Start surrounding them and Karen ones, like it was self-defense.
Aaron pulls out. Her phone calls. 911 just very
quietly in the corners. Okay, I have two women, fighting
one them. Like, hit the other with the
chair. Knock them out, I need you to
come. So sure.
Enough within like five minutes, like the police officers to
arrive and the Karen is like this was self-defense.
This was self-defense and, you know, they have like, Maddux,
come over Karen 2's, okay? She's not only dead or anything,
it's fine, right? But sure.
Enough right. Karen was like, no, no.
I was doing this in self-defense, I can do anything
in self-defense and so please officers come over and they're
like, all right man, let's we got here, it's happening over
here and the Karen one was like so I was minding my own business
and this other Karen take took out a massive baton and started
beating me with it pop. So I got a folding chair and in
my one last effort at self-defense, I threw it at her
hoping and praying that you would stop beating me at the
beginning. Baton and it happened to hit her
just perfectly that she knocked out.
And I was saved, I could have lost my life there and you know,
Aaron is like I hate this woman. I'm stepping up and setting the
record straight, right? She steps up and Aaron's like
met officers that's not what happened and the Karen's like
you, she's been out for me since day one.
Don't listen to her and Aaron says like, hey can I have anyone
who is watching this debacle come over and back me up in like
10. People walk in that near Aaron
and Aaron turns around says, hey, If I say anything that
didn't happen, call me out. But otherwise agree with what
I'm saying. If I'm telling the truth, Aaron
goes on to say. So you know this woman and this
other woman AKA Karen to gotten a bit of like a not a fighting
match but they got into a like a match of words and that's when
Karen to spat on Karen 1 and Karen one.
Took a folding chair and beat Karen to over the head with it
and knocked her out like a total.
Escalation unnecessary and assault and Karen.
One is like I can do. Oh, anything I could do
anything. I want as a Karen and she
literally referred to herself as a carriage.
She said, I can do literally anything.
I want. Okay, officers arrest me, do it.
I dare you. The upstairs.
Look at each other and they're like, okay, she's like, no,
that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
No no no, no, no, no, you can't arrest me.
I the laws don't apply to me and Aaron's like what does that mean
man? She's The last known applying to
me. Obviously, you guys know that
points the officers and they're like the laws apply to everyone
ma'am. And she's like, yeah, everyone
but me right and they're like ma'am, I'm sorry.
No that's that's that's that's not how it's going.
She's like no no no no, no, no. I am.
So I'm pause. No, no, no, no, I'm not guys.
This joke was hilarious, ten out of ten.
On the joke. You guys are jokesters.
This is so funny. They're like ma'am.
This is not funny. Like we're dead serious.
We're gonna have to we're going to take you in at least like we
you least at a minimum can't be here anymore and he said my
family paid good money to be here.
We just want to have a good time and they're like well you can't
beat someone over the head of the folding chair to knock them
out you just can't do that ma'am.
She's like, but I can do anything I want.
What? And the officers are like
alright this yeah, okay and they're like, all right, one
call for some backup so the officer was like all right man
we're going to have to ask you to you know come with us just in
case one of this woman comes back up.
She wants to file charges. She definitely has the right to
we need. You're like I don't know your ID
/ license. We just got to file this down
and most importantly we got to take you out of here.
Just so you don't heart, huh? So just so you don't harm any
other guests or do. Anything like that and she's it,
what? No, no, you don't understand.
No, no, no. I can I can break any laws that
I want. Watch.
No. And the police officers like,
all right, so they started to like, very slowly, kind of like,
push her out of there. She said, oh no, you guys are
harming me. You're hurting me.
No, it's somebody help. Help.
She's like pulled out. So like two minutes later,
there's still one officer. There are talking to people
figure out. Went on talking to Aaron, and
that's when the husband and son come over and this is kind of
tough moment because the sun doesn't want to hear this.
But, like the errands, like, hey, that's the father.
Like, please talk to him. I'll like, entertain the Sun or
something. So, Aaron goes over it at
obtains the sun and the police officer talks the husband, and
he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Like, I'll, I'll do whatever you need officers.
Like, you know, I love my wife but she can be very emotional.
Sometimes she has a lot of a lot of character, a lot of
Personality, which like Aaron was like, okay, I don't think I
described a lot of Personality as beating someone over the head
with a chair but I guess agree to disagree here, bro.
So anyways, right, you know, they eventually all leave and
the day is done for Aaron and Aaron still a teenager.
So, she goes back home because she works us over the summer and
her mom's like, hey, how was your day at work?
Aaron normally says good, and then just goes back to doing
what she's doing, but she's like good.
Wait no wait, mom, actually, I actually have a story for you
today.