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today. I do not want to do this.
But this video was how the story was submitted to me and I think
I just must tell it, man. I there's a there's an Invisible
Man with a gun in my head saying that I must tell this video,
this story on the channel. Today we got a story time of a
kid who got thrown who got thrown out of class because he
was caught edging in class. Dude, what is my life man?
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Let's just jump right into it. No, but what's up guys?
We'll come back and we're going to call the subscriber who
submitted this story Alex. So this actually happened 2
weeks ago and Alex hit up my Instagram DMS and he sent me the
story and when I saw like the first two lines I immediately
realized that I needed to tell the story in the channel.
I do want to say that while I'm definitely not going to be going
into any great detail, it's been a while since I've told a story
that's definitely more on the SUS side.
Like the I I I'd say the PG13 plus side.
Most of my stories have been pretty PG for a while and the
majority will be. However, I do want to say if
you're definitely a younger viewer and you're kind of like
oh what's edging? Like you might not want to watch
this video. Anyways, with that disclaimer,
let's just jump into the meat of it.
Get get it guys. Please say I'm please say I'm
funny in the dude. Please say I'm funny in the
comments. Come on, come on now.
Anyways, so this all started one day.
There was a kid in Alex's class who we're going to call Ben.
Ben was definitely a strange kid.
Sorry, still coming over my sickness.
Ben was definitely a strange kid.
He was always doing things to try and get attention.
He had always not really been that popular.
And look dude, if you're not popular, who, who cares?
Honestly. Like, you can be a totally cool
dude and just not feel like whatever, right?
I'm not saying that he was weird because he wasn't popular, but
he wasn't popular because he was weird and he always tried to fix
this by doing outrageous, weird things.
Let me just dude, like, maybe for a second stop and think
about it. If the reason that you're not
popular is because you're always doing weird things that are
super cringe, then maybe, just maybe, the way to somehow fix
all of this. A perfect solution may or may
not be to do something weird and strange to get attention.
But anyways, Alex had always done weird and strange things,
so normally the subscriber Alex if if I don't know if Ben came
in and did a normal, like a standard cringe thing, right?
I don't know, like one of those old Roblox kids who had like,
admit their love to their crushes via a PowerPoint
presentation and do the default dance like in one of my previous
stories, even something like that.
Alex might not in, maybe Alex might not have even sent in that
story. But this, this day, on this very
day, Ben crossed the line. So another thing I'm not going
to explain to you what edging is.
It's kind of a meme, or definitely is a meme that's it's
going viral right now. And Ben definitely was on
Instagram reels and saw like, oh, I lost my 7000 day edging
streak to my grandmother or something or something like
that. He just saw some stupid reel
like that and immediately was like, oh, I know what I must do.
I must learn what freaking edging is, then loudly proclaim
or loudly do so in class. Yeah, no, this story is about to
go exactly how you think it's about to go.
So anyways, oh man, brace yourself, brace yourself for
impact because this is this is a tough one dude.
Anyway, so sure enough, one day 2 weeks ago Alex was in class
and Ben gets in class and he sits towards the back of the
classroom and you know Ben normally sat back there, so that
was nothing to be unexpected. Anyways, so class is going on
and you know Alex was kind of spacing off.
Like Alex going to be honest, he's not really.
He's not really the stellar A+ student.
You know the man who's got he's going to go to Harvard, man.
I know that he's. Alex is not the student who
other students are. Just like dude, this guy's going
to go far, man. Like this guy's going to go
really far. No, everyone else is like has
very low expectations for Alex. But anyways, Alex is kind of
spacing off and he notices there's something strange, a
strange movement in the back of the room.
What might you think that is? What might you think that this
strange movement in the back of the room is?
Oh, it certainly wouldn't be someone edging in class.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not insane.
I'm not. I'm not ridiculous.
I have some connection to reality.
Like, no, no, no, that could that couldn't be right.
But Alex is like, oh, I guess I'm.
I'm curious what this. What this, what this motion is
going on behind me. You know, I'm curious what this
is. I don't know.
Maybe. So an intruder or the FBI who's
currently after Alex is broken through the window and is about
to, you know, stab a knife in the back of his neck.
You know, who knows? Probably good idea to turn
around and at least look. And honestly, this point Alex
wish he would have preferred to see an FBI agent with AI.
Don't know a 15 inch kamikaze like a kamikaze bro.
What am I trying to say? It's like those long swords.
I'm so stupid. Those long samurai swords, I
don't know. What I'm trying to say is that
Alex would have preferred to see a mafia member with brass
knuckles coming at him at 200 mph, about to annihilate his
face into 1000 pieces than what he actually saw.
That's all I'm trying to say, yeah.
Anyways though, so sure enough, Alex turns around and he is
greeted by the sight of Ben edging in class.
I don't want to explain it, just in case some of you guys decided
to ignore my warning and you're too young.
I'm not going to go to details. Also, I I'm keeping this video
monetized. Man.
I don't think YouTube is cool. I don't think they're in the
know of what is. So either I'm getting
immediately striked and banned forever, or I get ads in the
video. We'll see.
Anyways, though, so yeah, Alex turns around.
He's just like, Oh my God, like what?
Like, are you? You can't be serious right now.
Sure enough, Like, The thing is, too.
Yeah, Ben wasn't like, OK, He wasn't like, watching a video on
his phone and, like, had his hoodie over his knees and was
curled up or something. Look, that's a terrible idea.
That is a terrible idea. Like, there's this, like, viral
video of a musty kid, like, pretending to, like, not edge in
class. But he was so edging in class.
And it's funny because he's like, looks like a complete
reject because he's doing it. Don't do it.
Even if you think you're slick, you're not.
But Ben was not even trying to be slick, dude.
Ben was not even trying to be slick.
He was straight up whipped it. Yeah, apparently he straight up
just whipped it. It was my life.
No, no, no, seriously, what is my life?
I'm 21 years old. I'm on the Internet telling
stories about kids edging in class.
Oh my God, one like equals one prayer.
Anyways, so Alex is just like turns around quickly and it's
like, no, no, no, I I I didn't. No, no, no, no.
He's in disbelief. 5 stages of grief.
First stage, Shock in disbelief. Second stage or what?
What is that like crippling depression?
I don't know. And that would come soon.
But anyways, Alex is still in shock.
He can't believe it. I mean, honestly, I wouldn't
believe it either. But yeah, he's just kind of.
He turns around again because not because he wants to see it
again, not because he wants to see it again.
Don't call Alex weird in the chat or in the comment section.
The only reason why he turned around to look at it again was
because he didn't believe himself.
He didn't believe what he saw. He's like, no, no, no, no.
I saw that wrong. I'm sure he's doing something
else. Turns around boom, he's just
whipped it out. Edging, he says turns around for
the second time. So Alex looks at one of his
friends. His friends, we'll call him
Will. Will is like spaced off looking
at like the board but not paying attention.
So Alex reaches into his backpack takes out a pencil and
throws it at Will's head was like, ow dude what the Turns
over looks at him and Alex is like gives him like this big
wide eye expression and he like like motions with his head to
look behind him. So Will's like, dude what he
looks behind him. Will's like, oh I I guess this
is only audio like I I I visibly made my mouth drop as far as I
could Yeah. So when Will saw that he
actually, he said out loud, he's like what the And he said it
full volume. And honestly I think that's the
reason why Ben ended up getting caught, as you'll see in one
second. Yeah.
So yeah sure enough Will exclaims.
Like what the shouts. Because I'm going to be honest
that is a totally fair reaction. If anything that is probably one
of the most valid reactions to seeing what he just saw.
So obviously when a when a kid shouts that out in class the
teacher turns around and it's a myth of saying like, well like
mind your like words or whatever she's about to say.
She turns around and now she sees she's turned around.
She can see directly in the back of the room.
And I think the whole, I think Ben was trying to get people's
attention by edging in class and not get the teacher's attention
by edging in class. So I think he was trying to like
make a big spectacle so all the kids would, I don't know, so all
the kids would like give them attention, which doesn't convert
to popularity. Dude.
I'm pretty sure if you're caught edging in class, you're going to
be memed forever and a video of that goes on the Internet.
You're actually destroyed. Like your life may or may not be
over. Like might as well.
I don't know Respawn is a flower plant or something at that point
anyways though. So yeah, the teacher, I, I, I I
think, I think the teacher whipped around so quickly that
it caught Ben off guard because he was this mid edge.
He was mid edge bro. And the teacher like, just dead
silence. Of course, very quickly.
Ben, like, quickly stops edging, pulls his pants.
I I'm not going to go to details.
And the teachers like, after like 30 seconds of dead silence
because some kids, like, turn around in time and they're just
like, oh dude. And the kids, you know, knew.
But a lot of kids just had no idea what's going on because by
the time they turned around, Ben was just, like, sitting there,
like, looking very shocked and scared.
So they had no idea what just happened.
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Thank you anyways. Yeah, so after 30 seconds, the
teacher's like like the most like the loudest, most angry
tirade you've ever heard. She's like Ben.
What on earth were you thinking? I can't believe my eyes.
I hope that my eyes were deceiving me and I'm going blind
or insane. Because if I just caught you
doing what you were just doing in class, I swear to God, I
think the teacher was almost in that stage of denial.
And then it kicks in. Then the teacher saw exactly
what she saw. Yeah.
So after like screaming and going insane, the teacher's like
go to the principal's office and explain what you did, which
dude, I'm just imagining right now.
And Alex typed this out. He said like Alex was like,
imagine going to the principal's office having to be like, erm
hello, like I need to report to myself for violently edging in
class. Then you'd have to explain what
edging is. The principal would probably
have the look as if the the same look as if you just, I don't
know, watch someone get their like face exploded in front of
him bro. Like I I swear.
I swear this is like I I I don't know.
I feel like when you go to a teacher school, when you get
trained formally for education, there's no class, there's no
lesson, there's no bonus question on the final exam to be
a teacher. OK, class, you, we have one
bonus question. Answer it thoroughly.
What do you do in the case that you have a student edging way?
No, no, no. You know what I mean?
So yeah, basically Ben, like, ran out of class.
He got up and very quickly ran out of there because I think he,
I don't know. I think he was just being a
little delusional, thinking that would be so funny if people saw
him edging in class. But I think he realized once the
teacher went off on him, just how embarrassing it was.
And then after the teacher went off on him and drew all this
attention to him, then not only did he realize how embarrassing
it was, but he was, like, really, really bad.
So he just wanted to get out of there.
Which, I mean, I I can understand that.
I can't understand everything else he's done up to this point.
But I can understand running out of that classroom.
So yeah, word spread like crazy. Like, I mean, honestly, bro, if
some kid was edging in your class and word would spread like
crazy too. Like, let's be real.
So word spread like crazy. Ben is no longer known as Ben.
He's now known as Edging Kid, and he's a few other unfortunate
nicknames. He got suspended for a week.
I'm surprised he didn't get expelled.
I think they put him in counseling too.
I think they. I think he would have gotten
expelled if they didn't think he was like, troubled, which he may
or may not be, which Loki probably is if he did that.
But yeah, so he expended suspended for a week, and then
has to go to counseling for, like, months.
That's at least what Alex told me.
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