Today we get a story of a Minecraft kid that destroys his
brand new $5000 gaming PC. Which by the way, why would he
spend $5000 on a gaming PC to play Minecraft?
But anyways, he destroys it because he gets mad fight
playing Minecraft or something, and then he tries to cover it up
and blames it on the subscriber and it is a fantastic story.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories.
And let's call today's subscriber who sent on the story
Eli. So this all happened when and
Eli and a bunch of other kids were invited over to the
Minecraft kids house. Eli and the Minecraft kid were
pretty decent friends, but Eli was better friends with the
other people invited, and the Minecraft kid was kind of just
friends by proxy. I don't know if you guys are
ever in like friend groups where you're really good close friends
with some of the people, but not as much the other people.
But you end up hanging out with all of them at the same time
just because, like, that's how the friend group works.
So Eli was pretty excited to see the new big gaming PC and he
didn't dislike the Minecraft kid.
I want to make that very clear. They were friends.
Like they were on good terms. I mean, they weren't really
friends after what happens in this story, but you'll have to
wait to see exactly what that is.
But anyways, let's just Fast forward to Friday night.
They all get out of school and they go home and then after a
couple hours later, all their parents drive them to the
Minecraft kids house and they're all excited.
I mean, the school week is over, man.
They're going to see their friends.
Their friend the Minecraft kid got a new gaming PC.
And maybe, maybe if they're lucky enough and if he's feeling
generous, they'll get a swing on the most extreme powerful
graphics ever so that they can play Minecraft, which definitely
needs 10,000 frames per second that you literally can't even
see. But whatever, man.
Anyways, right? So they all get to the house and
the Minecraft kids mom greets them.
It's like, oh, welcome. Welcome to our little house or
whatever. It was not a little house, man.
I mean, look, if your mom or dad is buying you a $5000 gaming PC,
they probably have a little bit of spare cash, if you know what
I mean. It was a pretty cool house, but
none of these kids really cared. They just thought the Minecraft
kid was cool and he was someone to play Minecraft with.
Turns out he was not as cool as they thought.
But anyways, right? The Minecraft.
The Minecraft kid runs down the stairs.
It's like guys. Guys, you got to come up here
right now and they all kind of like run up the stairs and they
got their sleeping bags and their backpacks, well, their
belongings. It was, it was turning out to be
like a really great night, or so they thought before it went
terribly, terribly wrong. But anyways, right?
They walk in the Minecraft kids room and none of them had
actually ever been over to the Minecraft kids house before.
All of them had kind of grown up in the neighborhood together,
and the Minecraft kid came two years ago, so he was kind of
like a newer addition. However, the Minecraft Kid did
like sleep over at their houses before, but they walk in the
Minecraft kids room, and it is one of the coolest rooms ever.
It's got like a really cool bed, and there's all these little fun
things and a beanbag chair and there's like the glowing lights
that you see on dorm rooms. A lot of time and college and
this is a really cool setup and they're like, wow man, you got
the coolest room ever. And he said and this is the best
part and he turns and he points at his desk and sure enough
there is a massive monitor. There is a massive, like gaming
kind of like PC thing. On the bottom there's glowing
keyboards and lights or R, GB, RBGR, GB, it's RGB, not Ruth
Bader, Ginsburg, it's RGB and either like, wow man, that's the
coolest PC I've ever seen. Like, like, we got to see you
play on it. And the Minecraft kid is this
teeming with excitement. He is so excited to like show
off his new gaming computer, so he sits down.
He's like, everyone watch me obliterate these nerds in
Minecraft. So the Minecraft kid, you know,
hops on his new super expensive, high resolution, tons of RAM or,
I don't know, computers that well, His new PC that was super
expensive. He hops on there and he loads up
Minecraft and logs in a high pixel.
And he's like, dude, I'm going to literally like destroy
everyone in Bed Wars so hard. It's going to be so crazy.
Bed Wars is a game mode you can play.
It's a video game you can play Minecraft in.
It's like a mini game for Minecraft, basically for you
guys who don't know. And it's competitive, so you
play against other players online.
So anyways, he logs in the bed wars and he gets immediately
smoked. And let me just say that, yeah,
I'm a little annoyed by the level of kind of sweaty people
that play all the time. I'm like, dude, just let me have
fun, but whatever. That's for another day.
And he gets obliterated within like the first minute, 'cause
some guy like speed bridges over to him, like breaks his bed
immediately. And all of his friends were
like, dude, watch out and he just gets like, he just gets
flawless. Basically, if you don't know
what that means in Minecraft, when you're fighting someone and
you don't even touch them back, you've been flawless.
But anyways, right? He's like, that's just a fluke.
I think my systems are taking a little bit longer to run at this
point, right? The kid is equating skill and
how expensive his PC is, but that's fair enough, right?
He's he's got a good attitude so far.
I mean, not not for long, but I guess you'll see.
And so sure enough, he loads up another game and he actually is
doing OK and then he gets obliterated again by another guy
and he's like, bro, I hate this game and his friends are like,
dude, don't worry about it, like you're still good and you say,
yeah, I am. And sure enough, the Minecraft
kid loads up another bed wars game, and once again, another
kid just starts like speed bridging over.
He's like, bro, like why is my computer not making me speed
bridge? And so the Minecraft kid tries
to bridge really fast. But obviously you need to aim
right? It's not just if you have good
frames per second so he falls off, He's like.
Man. And he starts to get really
angry during that game. They're like, dude, don't worry
about it, just keep fighting, keep fighting.
And sure enough, like he's in the middle.
He's grabbing some emeralds, which is something you do in
Minecraft Bad wars, and he's in the middle of the map and
someone breaks his bed, which basically means he can't
respond. He's like, dude.
I put like upside put N stone down.
How do they break that? They're like, bro, don't worry
about it, you got the five grand PC.
No one is going to be able to touch you out here.
So sure enough, right, the Minecraft kid has like an iron
sword, iron armor he stacked up. He's got a billion frames per
second. He's got all the hurts in the
world, whatever that even does. He's got a ton of ram.
He's got a ram and a goat in his backyard like he's killing it
right now. And sure enough, someone comes
up to him and just W taps him into the void.
He just like, they start fighting.
They start like swing swords at each other.
They're PvP ING and he just flies into the void and the
Minecraft kid loses it. He completely loses all control.
He's like. I hate this game and with two
just two motions right, he destroys his entire PC.
The first motion is he takes his mouse and he smashes it into his
like super expensive, high resolution, 1 billion Hertz
monitor, completely shatters, flies on the ground, and then
with another motion, he's still has his shoes on.
He goes over to his gaming PC and with his big big boot on, he
kicks it and it actually kind of flies across the room, hits the
ground. And you could just hear the
insides of that of that PC shatter.
The motherboard, all the chips and the cooling device and the
the memory, all of it just shatters and shakes up and even
the side cracks and some stuff is spilling out and he's like,
huffing and puffing. He's like and Eli, the
subscriber and all of his other friends who were just sitting
there are just like, Oh my God, Oh my God, what?
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Anyways, back to the story because it gets even crazier
from this point on. So it's kind of like the calm,
not before the storm, but kind of the calm after the storm
because you know, the Minecraft kid starts like his emotions are
slowly shifting from rage to Oh my God what did I just do to Oh
my God, my mom is going to kill me bro.
Like I I cannot, this can't happen.
So the Minecraft kid, like, frantically looks over at his
friends. Like, guys, my mom cannot know
about this. Ever.
He's like I need you all to swear to secrecy not to tell her
and Eli and all the kids are like, yeah dude.
Like we're we're totally not going to tell her Like what
We're just going to have a good rest of our night.
We won't tell her. We'll pretend like nothing
happened at all and Eli's like, hey like I even brought my own
PC. If we want a game on that later
like we're still going to have a great night tonight.
Things happen man. OK things like this don't
normally happen but they were just trying to make them feel
good in this situation and Minecraft kids like thank you
guys like we got to hide this now like we got a so they
anyways, right. They find some kind of bag or
they put in the closet. They hide it pretty sloppily.
But I don't know how you're going to properly hide A smashed
monitor and basically a bag of malfunctioning computer chips,
which was his PC like 5 minutes ago before he obliterated it.
And they kind of just go about their day.
And at one point, you know, the mom calls them down for dinner.
And so they're all sitting at the dinner table.
And, you know, the Minecraft kids, mom made them like a big
thing of Mac and cheese, which I'm actually going to make for
myself in a couple minutes when I'm done with this video S Mac
and cheese on the mind anyways, right?
So they're all sitting there, they're enjoying their big thing
of Mac and cheese or whatever, and they totally forget about
the gaming computer. OK, maybe the Minecraft kid is
still thinking about it a little bit, because he did just destroy
his $5000 brand new gaming computer and his parents don't
know about it, so maybe it's still on his mind.
But anyways, they're all sitting there and they're all just not
even thinking about it. They're talking about school and
how crazy they'll like how fun the last assignment was and how
like that one person went up there and like made a fool of
themselves. Like they were just doing like
standard middle school kids stuff.
And that's when all of their draw, all of their like hearts
drop and start beating incredibly quickly because they
hear the last sound that they wanted to hear.
They hear the Minecraft kids mom walk upstairs and then scream
the Minecraft kids first, middle and last name bro.
If your mom screams at you and she says your first, middle and
last name is about time for you to pack up and go to Alaska bro.
Because you're you're done bro. I don't know how else to say it,
but you're done. And so whatever conversation
they were having before is it's it's done and over with because
all of them know exactly why the Minecraft kids mom screamed out
his name and all of them including the Minecraft kid are
look are just sweating. They're they're looking super
anxious at the moment and they all sit there in dead silence
and no one is eating anymore, right.
And sure enough they hear bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
And they that's like his mom walking down the stairs and
they're all just like, oh boy, OK, this is not going to be good
at all. And the mom walks down and the
Minecraft kid is at the end of the table.
So he's facing away from the door.
So his mom kind of shows up behind him.
But Eli is on the very, like the very opposite side of the table,
so he's looking directly at the door.
So he gets the first glimpse at the Minecraft kids mom's face.
And her brow is so furrowed that she's practically created a
unibrow. The like the look of anger on
her face is unmatched and she comes and she's like.
Minecraft Kid, explain your computer now.
I walked into your room and your screen thing was destroyed.
And your computer box was all broken.
I just got that for you. Do you have any idea how much
$5000 is? Do you know how hard your dad
and I work to get all the great things for you and you?
You destroyed it, and he's like, the Minecraft kid starts tearing
up, right? And everyone feels so bad.
Everyone feels so bad until the Minecraft kid says what he's
about to say. He's like.
Mom. Mom, It wasn't me.
And then the Minecraft kid turns and he lifts up his hand and
with one finger he points directly down the table and Eli
can almost feel the pointing on his chest.
Like he almost feels like an imprint in his chest when the
Eli kid out and when the Eli kid when the Minecraft kid, with
tears falling down his face and like his hand pointing directly
at him, says. It was Eli.
He was playing one of the games and he got.
Mad. And then he broke my new
computer. And then the Minecraft kids mom
kid. The Minecraft kids mom was like,
oh. Sweetie, I'm so sorry I blamed
you. Gave him a big hug.
And while giving him a big hug like Eli was like, hey yo, what
are they saying? And everyone else at the table
was like, hey bro, What? And as she's giving the
Minecraft kid a big hug, you could see her face look up and
she has the coldest stare, looking directly into the the
pits of Eli's eyes. And he's like, Oh my God.
And she's like, Eli, sweetie, can I talk to you for a second?
And Eli's like, Oh my God. And she's like, out here,
please. And sure enough, right.
You know, Eli's walking down the table and he gives a look to the
Minecraft kid, like, dude, what's up?
And the Minecraft kid just ignores him just as looking
straight ahead and you know, he walks out.
And the Minecraft kids mom starts on a rant saying like
like that was a. Super expensive computer you
broke. Like, that was a $5000 computer.
I'm not sure if my son told you exactly how expensive that was,
but like we're going to like you might have to work here for the
summer to try and repay at least.
Some of that, like this is going to take forever for us to.
And he's like, hey, like, I'm so sorry the computer was broken,
but I need to tell you something.
And she's like, what? OK, make it quick.
Like, I'm just, I'm in the middle of, like, ranting about
you, right? Or ranting to you.
And he's like, hey, like, I know that, like, this contradicts
exactly what your son said, but I need you to know that I did
not break the computer. In fact, I did not even have a
turn on on the computer. What actually happened was now
the Minecraft kid who I thought was my friend, you know, and
invited all this over to see him play on his new computer.
And maybe we would have played at the very end.
But when we got there and he was playing, and he wasn't
necessarily better at the game, and he thought that he would
because he had an expensive computer.
And he got really, really mad and broke his computer out of
frustration and rage. And then he told us that we
couldn't tell you about it because you'd be super mad.
And then we were eating. And then you came down.
And then he blamed me. And the mom is like, well, I
don't really know how. How do I know who to believe?
And you know, Eli's like, shoot, like, it's really my word.
Or her sons. And then Eli's like, Oh well, I
don't know if everyone. I hope people are truthful, but
maybe ask all the people to come over individually, kind of like
in like a courtroom, how you're interrogated individually so you
can't if you lie, like the cross examination will get you.
So sure enough, right. Eli walks back to the table and
sits down at the end of it. And it's just not making any eye
contact with the Minecraft kid. And it's not like the Minecraft
kid is trying to make any icon contact either.
But then the mom starts calling out the names of each of the
individual kids one by one, and you can't really hear what
they're talking about. But Eli knows exactly what
they're talking about. And the Minecraft kid is like,
and eventually the last kid is called in and walks back in and
sits down. And the Minecraft kids mom walks
back into the room with kind of a sense of calmness because her
initial rage with seeing the expensive things she bought for
her son destroyed has kind of washed over her.
And it's more kind of like, all right, I got to be the parent
here. I can't, like, lose myself.
She's like, all right, well, I I don't know if we should continue
the sleepover. There's been a lot of things
going on. And I I really do need to have a
good heart to heart talk with my son.
And at this point, right, the Minecraft kids face goes from no
expression kind of trying to ignore eye contact with everyone
to just like just like Oh no, she knows bro.
Just like oh shoot they all told and sure enough right the
Minecraft kids mom calls all the parents and it's kind of an
awkward like 30 to 40 minute period because all the parents
were like we were going it like because the parents were going
out they were taking advantage of the the time like being like
the house alone. So the Minecraft kids mom was
actually had to drive home like half the kids because the
parents were out for some reason And so let's just skip ahead to
the next day so or not even the next day let's skip ahead to
Monday. It was school.
And they all kind of came back and they were all sitting at
lunch table and the Minecraft kid came and sat down and he was
like, guys, I really need to apologize.
And he looked directly at Eli, like, bro, I threw you under the
bus. I just couldn't handle my mom
being that angry at me. What I did was wrong and I want
to apologize. I don't expect you to forgive
me, man. Like, I was a total jerk and I'm
sorry. And Eli's like, well, you were a
total jerk, but I can understand how scary that must have been.
And he's like, you know what, bro?
It's good. Obviously never do anything like
that again. Obviously, right?
I I wish I didn't have to say that.
But he's like, I can understand like how crazy of a situation
that is. We're cool.
And kind of like the Minecraft kid had a little smile.
Look guys not all my stories and terribly but it's not over yet.
One second. And sure enough right.
You know they Eli's like, well, if you don't mind can I ask what
the punishment was. We we just really wanted to
know. And Minecraft kids like, yeah.
I mean that's that's the least you like.
That's the least I can do to pay you back for what I put you
through. And Minecraft kids like, yeah.
So after you guys all left my mom was very upset with me.
She was not yelling at me, but she was giving me you know
what's almost worse? Like the passive mom.
Like the passive aggressive mom. I'm not angry, I'm just
disappointed bro. Please be angry.
Just don't be disappointed man. That's what I'm trying to say.
But anyways, eventually when you when the Minecraft kids dad got
home, he was not happy about it either.
And basically, right, the Minecraft kid will not be
getting a new computer for a very long time and he's
basically banned from going on his iPad, which is how he was
really playing Minecraft a lot before, which explains why he
sucks so much when he went on his piece.
See. Because it's totally different,
right? Mechanics are totally different,
all that stuff. And he's like, yeah, I'm banned
from the iPad for two weeks. I got to like do school work
when I got back and I can't hang out with you guys on the
weekends for like in those two weeks as well.
And but he said other than that, like, I'm, I kind of got off
lucky. Like, I thought, they're going
like the punishment would have been worse.