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Today we get a story of a 
Minecraft kid that destroys his 

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brand new $5000 gaming PC. 
Which by the way, why would he 

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spend $5000 on a gaming PC to 
play Minecraft? 

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But anyways, he destroys it 
because he gets mad fight 

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playing Minecraft or something, 
and then he tries to cover it up

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and blames it on the subscriber 
and it is a fantastic story. 

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So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you like stories. 

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And let's call today's 
subscriber who sent on the story

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Eli. 
So this all happened when and 

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Eli and a bunch of other kids 
were invited over to the 

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Minecraft kids house. 
Eli and the Minecraft kid were 

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pretty decent friends, but Eli 
was better friends with the 

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other people invited, and the 
Minecraft kid was kind of just 

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friends by proxy. 
I don't know if you guys are 

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ever in like friend groups where
you're really good close friends

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with some of the people, but not
as much the other people. 

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But you end up hanging out with 
all of them at the same time 

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just because, like, that's how 
the friend group works. 

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So Eli was pretty excited to see
the new big gaming PC and he 

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didn't dislike the Minecraft 
kid. 

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I want to make that very clear. 
They were friends. 

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Like they were on good terms. 
I mean, they weren't really 

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friends after what happens in 
this story, but you'll have to 

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wait to see exactly what that 
is. 

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But anyways, let's just Fast 
forward to Friday night. 

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They all get out of school and 
they go home and then after a 

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couple hours later, all their 
parents drive them to the 

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Minecraft kids house and they're
all excited. 

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I mean, the school week is over,
man. 

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They're going to see their 
friends. 

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Their friend the Minecraft kid 
got a new gaming PC. 

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And maybe, maybe if they're 
lucky enough and if he's feeling

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generous, they'll get a swing on
the most extreme powerful 

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graphics ever so that they can 
play Minecraft, which definitely

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needs 10,000 frames per second 
that you literally can't even 

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see. 
But whatever, man. 

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Anyways, right? 
So they all get to the house and

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the Minecraft kids mom greets 
them. 

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It's like, oh, welcome. 
Welcome to our little house or 

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whatever. 
It was not a little house, man. 

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I mean, look, if your mom or dad
is buying you a $5000 gaming PC,

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they probably have a little bit 
of spare cash, if you know what 

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I mean. 
It was a pretty cool house, but 

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none of these kids really cared.
They just thought the Minecraft 

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kid was cool and he was someone 
to play Minecraft with. 

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Turns out he was not as cool as 
they thought. 

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But anyways, right? 
The Minecraft. 

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The Minecraft kid runs down the 
stairs. 

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It's like guys. 
Guys, you got to come up here 

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right now and they all kind of 
like run up the stairs and they 

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got their sleeping bags and 
their backpacks, well, their 

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belongings. 
It was, it was turning out to be

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like a really great night, or so
they thought before it went 

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terribly, terribly wrong. 
But anyways, right? 

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They walk in the Minecraft kids 
room and none of them had 

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actually ever been over to the 
Minecraft kids house before. 

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All of them had kind of grown up
in the neighborhood together, 

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and the Minecraft kid came two 
years ago, so he was kind of 

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like a newer addition. 
However, the Minecraft Kid did 

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like sleep over at their houses 
before, but they walk in the 

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Minecraft kids room, and it is 
one of the coolest rooms ever. 

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It's got like a really cool bed,
and there's all these little fun

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things and a beanbag chair and 
there's like the glowing lights 

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that you see on dorm rooms. 
A lot of time and college and 

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this is a really cool setup and 
they're like, wow man, you got 

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the coolest room ever. 
And he said and this is the best

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part and he turns and he points 
at his desk and sure enough 

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there is a massive monitor. 
There is a massive, like gaming 

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kind of like PC thing. 
On the bottom there's glowing 

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keyboards and lights or R, GB, 
RBGR, GB, it's RGB, not Ruth 

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Bader, Ginsburg, it's RGB and 
either like, wow man, that's the

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coolest PC I've ever seen. 
Like, like, we got to see you 

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play on it. 
And the Minecraft kid is this 

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teeming with excitement. 
He is so excited to like show 

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off his new gaming computer, so 
he sits down. 

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He's like, everyone watch me 
obliterate these nerds in 

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Minecraft. 
So the Minecraft kid, you know, 

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hops on his new super expensive,
high resolution, tons of RAM or,

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I don't know, computers that 
well, His new PC that was super 

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expensive. 
He hops on there and he loads up

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Minecraft and logs in a high 
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And he's like, dude, I'm going 
to literally like destroy 

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everyone in Bed Wars so hard. 
It's going to be so crazy. 

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Bed Wars is a game mode you can 
play. 

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It's a video game you can play 
Minecraft in. 

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It's like a mini game for 
Minecraft, basically for you 

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guys who don't know. 
And it's competitive, so you 

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play against other players 
online. 

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So anyways, he logs in the bed 
wars and he gets immediately 

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smoked. 
And let me just say that, yeah, 

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I'm a little annoyed by the 
level of kind of sweaty people 

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that play all the time. 
I'm like, dude, just let me have

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fun, but whatever. 
That's for another day. 

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And he gets obliterated within 
like the first minute, 'cause 

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some guy like speed bridges over
to him, like breaks his bed 

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immediately. 
And all of his friends were 

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like, dude, watch out and he 
just gets like, he just gets 

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flawless. 
Basically, if you don't know 

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what that means in Minecraft, 
when you're fighting someone and

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you don't even touch them back, 
you've been flawless. 

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But anyways, right? 
He's like, that's just a fluke. 

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I think my systems are taking a 
little bit longer to run at this

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point, right? 
The kid is equating skill and 

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how expensive his PC is, but 
that's fair enough, right? 

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He's he's got a good attitude so
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I mean, not not for long, but I 
guess you'll see. 

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And so sure enough, he loads up 
another game and he actually is 

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doing OK and then he gets 
obliterated again by another guy

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and he's like, bro, I hate this 
game and his friends are like, 

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dude, don't worry about it, like
you're still good and you say, 

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yeah, I am. 
And sure enough, the Minecraft 

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kid loads up another bed wars 
game, and once again, another 

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kid just starts like speed 
bridging over. 

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He's like, bro, like why is my 
computer not making me speed 

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bridge? 
And so the Minecraft kid tries 

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to bridge really fast. 
But obviously you need to aim 

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right? 
It's not just if you have good 

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frames per second so he falls 
off, He's like. 

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Man. 
And he starts to get really 

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angry during that game. 
They're like, dude, don't worry 

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about it, just keep fighting, 
keep fighting. 

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And sure enough, like he's in 
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He's grabbing some emeralds, 
which is something you do in 

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Minecraft Bad wars, and he's in 
the middle of the map and 

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someone breaks his bed, which 
basically means he can't 

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respond. 
He's like, dude. 

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I put like upside put N stone 
down. 

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How do they break that? 
They're like, bro, don't worry 

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about it, you got the five grand
PC. 

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No one is going to be able to 
touch you out here. 

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So sure enough, right, the 
Minecraft kid has like an iron 

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sword, iron armor he stacked up.
He's got a billion frames per 

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second. 
He's got all the hurts in the 

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world, whatever that even does. 
He's got a ton of ram. 

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He's got a ram and a goat in his
backyard like he's killing it 

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right now. 
And sure enough, someone comes 

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up to him and just W taps him 
into the void. 

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He just like, they start 
fighting. 

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They start like swing swords at 
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They're PvP ING and he just 
flies into the void and the 

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Minecraft kid loses it. 
He completely loses all control.

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He's like. 
I hate this game and with two 

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just two motions right, he 
destroys his entire PC. 

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The first motion is he takes his
mouse and he smashes it into his

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like super expensive, high 
resolution, 1 billion Hertz 

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monitor, completely shatters, 
flies on the ground, and then 

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with another motion, he's still 
has his shoes on. 

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He goes over to his gaming PC 
and with his big big boot on, he

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kicks it and it actually kind of
flies across the room, hits the 

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ground. 
And you could just hear the 

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insides of that of that PC 
shatter. 

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The motherboard, all the chips 
and the cooling device and the 

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the memory, all of it just 
shatters and shakes up and even 

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the side cracks and some stuff 
is spilling out and he's like, 

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huffing and puffing. 
He's like and Eli, the 

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subscriber and all of his other 
friends who were just sitting 

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there are just like, Oh my God, 
Oh my God, what? 

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What just happened man? 
The secret word of the day is 

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not Minecraft and it normally 
will be, but the secret word of 

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the day is door like the thing 
that like you have on your room 

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or you end your house with. 
Yeah, so comment door down below

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and I'll heart your comment. 
Most of you guys won't get that.

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But for the few OG's of the 
channel that will probably bring

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a little tear to your eye. 
Also, if you want to support the

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channel on a road to 600 K, 
there's two things you can do. 

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The first thing is binge watch 
my videos, AKA watch a bunch of 

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videos after this one or watch a
playlist of my videos before you

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go to sleep or while you're 
doing something. 

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Please comment like these people
when you're doing that so I can 

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heart it. 
And also the second thing you 

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can do is literally tell a 
friend who you think will like 

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the channel and hopefully they 
subscribe and comment. 

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If you do that to like this 
person, I'll try and heart it. 

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Anyways, back to the story 
because it gets even crazier 

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from this point on. 
So it's kind of like the calm, 

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not before the storm, but kind 
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because you know, the Minecraft 
kid starts like his emotions are

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slowly shifting from rage to Oh 
my God what did I just do to Oh 

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my God, my mom is going to kill 
me bro. 

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Like I I cannot, this can't 
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So the Minecraft kid, like, 
frantically looks over at his 

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friends. 
Like, guys, my mom cannot know 

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about this. 
Ever. 

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He's like I need you all to 
swear to secrecy not to tell her

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and Eli and all the kids are 
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Like we're we're totally not 
going to tell her Like what 

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We're just going to have a good 
rest of our night. 

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We won't tell her. 
We'll pretend like nothing 

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happened at all and Eli's like, 
hey like I even brought my own 

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PC. 
If we want a game on that later 

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like we're still going to have a
great night tonight. 

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Things happen man. 
OK things like this don't 

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normally happen but they were 
just trying to make them feel 

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good in this situation and 
Minecraft kids like thank you 

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guys like we got to hide this 
now like we got a so they 

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anyways, right. 
They find some kind of bag or 

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they put in the closet. 
They hide it pretty sloppily. 

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But I don't know how you're 
going to properly hide A smashed

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monitor and basically a bag of 
malfunctioning computer chips, 

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which was his PC like 5 minutes 
ago before he obliterated it. 

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And they kind of just go about 
their day. 

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And at one point, you know, the 
mom calls them down for dinner. 

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And so they're all sitting at 
the dinner table. 

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And, you know, the Minecraft 
kids, mom made them like a big 

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thing of Mac and cheese, which 
I'm actually going to make for 

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myself in a couple minutes when 
I'm done with this video S Mac 

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and cheese on the mind anyways, 
right? 

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So they're all sitting there, 
they're enjoying their big thing

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of Mac and cheese or whatever, 
and they totally forget about 

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the gaming computer. 
OK, maybe the Minecraft kid is 

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still thinking about it a little
bit, because he did just destroy

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his $5000 brand new gaming 
computer and his parents don't 

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know about it, so maybe it's 
still on his mind. 

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But anyways, they're all sitting
there and they're all just not 

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even thinking about it. 
They're talking about school and

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how crazy they'll like how fun 
the last assignment was and how 

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like that one person went up 
there and like made a fool of 

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themselves. 
Like they were just doing like 

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standard middle school kids 
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And that's when all of their 
draw, all of their like hearts 

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drop and start beating 
incredibly quickly because they 

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hear the last sound that they 
wanted to hear. 

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They hear the Minecraft kids mom
walk upstairs and then scream 

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the Minecraft kids first, middle
and last name bro. 

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If your mom screams at you and 
she says your first, middle and 

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last name is about time for you 
to pack up and go to Alaska bro.

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Because you're you're done bro. 
I don't know how else to say it,

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but you're done. 
And so whatever conversation 

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they were having before is it's 
it's done and over with because 

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all of them know exactly why the
Minecraft kids mom screamed out 

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his name and all of them 
including the Minecraft kid are 

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look are just sweating. 
They're they're looking super 

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anxious at the moment and they 
all sit there in dead silence 

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and no one is eating anymore, 
right. 

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And sure enough they hear bump, 
bump, bump, bump, bump. 

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And they that's like his mom 
walking down the stairs and 

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they're all just like, oh boy, 
OK, this is not going to be good

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at all. 
And the mom walks down and the 

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Minecraft kid is at the end of 
the table. 

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So he's facing away from the 
door. 

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So his mom kind of shows up 
behind him. 

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But Eli is on the very, like the
very opposite side of the table,

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so he's looking directly at the 
door. 

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So he gets the first glimpse at 
the Minecraft kids mom's face. 

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And her brow is so furrowed that
she's practically created a 

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unibrow. 
The like the look of anger on 

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her face is unmatched and she 
comes and she's like. 

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Minecraft Kid, explain your 
computer now. 

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I walked into your room and your
screen thing was destroyed. 

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And your computer box was all 
broken. 

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I just got that for you. 
Do you have any idea how much 

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$5000 is? 
Do you know how hard your dad 

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and I work to get all the great 
things for you and you? 

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You destroyed it, and he's like,
the Minecraft kid starts tearing

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up, right? 
And everyone feels so bad. 

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Everyone feels so bad until the 
Minecraft kid says what he's 

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about to say. 
He's like. 

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Mom. 
Mom, It wasn't me. 

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And then the Minecraft kid turns
and he lifts up his hand and 

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with one finger he points 
directly down the table and Eli 

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can almost feel the pointing on 
his chest. 

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Like he almost feels like an 
imprint in his chest when the 

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Eli kid out and when the Eli kid
when the Minecraft kid, with 

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tears falling down his face and 
like his hand pointing directly 

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at him, says. 
It was Eli. 

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He was playing one of the games 
and he got. 

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Mad. 
And then he broke my new 

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computer. 
And then the Minecraft kids mom 

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kid. 
The Minecraft kids mom was like,

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oh. 
Sweetie, I'm so sorry I blamed 

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you. 
Gave him a big hug. 

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And while giving him a big hug 
like Eli was like, hey yo, what 

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are they saying? 
And everyone else at the table 

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was like, hey bro, What? 
And as she's giving the 

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Minecraft kid a big hug, you 
could see her face look up and 

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she has the coldest stare, 
looking directly into the the 

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pits of Eli's eyes. 
And he's like, Oh my God. 

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And she's like, Eli, sweetie, 
can I talk to you for a second? 

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And Eli's like, Oh my God. 
And she's like, out here, 

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please. 
And sure enough, right. 

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You know, Eli's walking down the
table and he gives a look to the

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Minecraft kid, like, dude, 
what's up? 

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And the Minecraft kid just 
ignores him just as looking 

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straight ahead and you know, he 
walks out. 

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And the Minecraft kids mom 
starts on a rant saying like 

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like that was a. 
Super expensive computer you 

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broke. 
Like, that was a $5000 computer.

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I'm not sure if my son told you 
exactly how expensive that was, 

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but like we're going to like you
might have to work here for the 

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summer to try and repay at 
least. 

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Some of that, like this is going
to take forever for us to. 

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And he's like, hey, like, I'm so
sorry the computer was broken, 

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but I need to tell you 
something. 

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And she's like, what? 
OK, make it quick. 

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Like, I'm just, I'm in the 
middle of, like, ranting about 

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you, right? 
Or ranting to you. 

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And he's like, hey, like, I know
that, like, this contradicts 

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exactly what your son said, but 
I need you to know that I did 

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not break the computer. 
In fact, I did not even have a 

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turn on on the computer. 
What actually happened was now 

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the Minecraft kid who I thought 
was my friend, you know, and 

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invited all this over to see him
play on his new computer. 

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And maybe we would have played 
at the very end. 

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But when we got there and he was
playing, and he wasn't 

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necessarily better at the game, 
and he thought that he would 

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because he had an expensive 
computer. 

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And he got really, really mad 
and broke his computer out of 

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frustration and rage. 
And then he told us that we 

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couldn't tell you about it 
because you'd be super mad. 

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And then we were eating. 
And then you came down. 

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And then he blamed me. 
And the mom is like, well, I 

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don't really know how. 
How do I know who to believe? 

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And you know, Eli's like, shoot,
like, it's really my word. 

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Or her sons. 
And then Eli's like, Oh well, I 

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don't know if everyone. 
I hope people are truthful, but 

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maybe ask all the people to come
over individually, kind of like 

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in like a courtroom, how you're 
interrogated individually so you

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can't if you lie, like the cross
examination will get you. 

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So sure enough, right. 
Eli walks back to the table and 

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sits down at the end of it. 
And it's just not making any eye

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contact with the Minecraft kid. 
And it's not like the Minecraft 

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kid is trying to make any icon 
contact either. 

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But then the mom starts calling 
out the names of each of the 

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individual kids one by one, and 
you can't really hear what 

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they're talking about. 
But Eli knows exactly what 

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they're talking about. 
And the Minecraft kid is like, 

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and eventually the last kid is 
called in and walks back in and 

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sits down. 
And the Minecraft kids mom walks

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back into the room with kind of 
a sense of calmness because her 

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initial rage with seeing the 
expensive things she bought for 

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her son destroyed has kind of 
washed over her. 

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And it's more kind of like, all 
right, I got to be the parent 

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here. 
I can't, like, lose myself. 

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She's like, all right, well, I I
don't know if we should continue

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the sleepover. 
There's been a lot of things 

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going on. 
And I I really do need to have a

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good heart to heart talk with my
son. 

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And at this point, right, the 
Minecraft kids face goes from no

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expression kind of trying to 
ignore eye contact with everyone

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to just like just like Oh no, 
she knows bro. 

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Just like oh shoot they all told
and sure enough right the 

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Minecraft kids mom calls all the
parents and it's kind of an 

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awkward like 30 to 40 minute 
period because all the parents 

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were like we were going it like 
because the parents were going 

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out they were taking advantage 
of the the time like being like 

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the house alone. 
So the Minecraft kids mom was 

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actually had to drive home like 
half the kids because the 

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parents were out for some reason
And so let's just skip ahead to 

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the next day so or not even the 
next day let's skip ahead to 

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Monday. 
It was school. 

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And they all kind of came back 
and they were all sitting at 

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lunch table and the Minecraft 
kid came and sat down and he was

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like, guys, I really need to 
apologize. 

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And he looked directly at Eli, 
like, bro, I threw you under the

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bus. 
I just couldn't handle my mom 

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being that angry at me. 
What I did was wrong and I want 

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to apologize. 
I don't expect you to forgive 

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me, man. 
Like, I was a total jerk and I'm

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sorry. 
And Eli's like, well, you were a

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total jerk, but I can understand
how scary that must have been. 

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And he's like, you know what, 
bro? 

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It's good. 
Obviously never do anything like

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that again. 
Obviously, right? 

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I I wish I didn't have to say 
that. 

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But he's like, I can understand 
like how crazy of a situation 

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that is. 
We're cool. 

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And kind of like the Minecraft 
kid had a little smile. 

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Look guys not all my stories and
terribly but it's not over yet. 

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One second. 
And sure enough right. 

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You know they Eli's like, well, 
if you don't mind can I ask what

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the punishment was. 
We we just really wanted to 

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know. 
And Minecraft kids like, yeah. 

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I mean that's that's the least 
you like. 

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That's the least I can do to pay
you back for what I put you 

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through. 
And Minecraft kids like, yeah. 

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So after you guys all left my 
mom was very upset with me. 

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She was not yelling at me, but 
she was giving me you know 

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what's almost worse? 
Like the passive mom. 

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Like the passive aggressive mom.
I'm not angry, I'm just 

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disappointed bro. 
Please be angry. 

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Just don't be disappointed man. 
That's what I'm trying to say. 

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But anyways, eventually when you
when the Minecraft kids dad got 

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home, he was not happy about it 
either. 

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And basically, right, the 
Minecraft kid will not be 

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getting a new computer for a 
very long time and he's 

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basically banned from going on 
his iPad, which is how he was 

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really playing Minecraft a lot 
before, which explains why he 

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sucks so much when he went on 
his piece. 

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See. 
Because it's totally different, 

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right? 
Mechanics are totally different,

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all that stuff. 
And he's like, yeah, I'm banned 

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from the iPad for two weeks. 
I got to like do school work 

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when I got back and I can't hang
out with you guys on the 

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weekends for like in those two 
weeks as well. 

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And but he said other than that,
like, I'm, I kind of got off 

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lucky. 
Like, I thought, they're going 

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like the punishment would have 
been worse.

