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In today's story, the subscriber
has probably one of the worst 

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encounters with a babysitter of 
all time. 

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Enjoy. 
Well, let's call this subscriber

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Ryan, right. 
So Ryan's Ryan's a good kid, 

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right? 
He he's getting a little old for

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a babysitter at this point. 
And that's it's where his 

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parents don't totally trust him 
at home. 

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But Ryan is kind of like mom, 
like, I'm fine, It's, it's, it's

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fine, whatever, right? 
And this is definitely a time 

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where like this will probably be
maybe Ryan's last time with the 

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babysitter. 
And let me just say that this 

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was quite, quite the way to go 
out, quite the way to go out 

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with like the last hurrah. 
This was quite the last hurrah 

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anyways, right? 
So the mom is like hasn't gotten

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Ryan a babysitter in a while 
because they just haven't really

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gone out to anything or needed 
one. 

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So she was like, okay, where do 
I find one of these babysitters?

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Right. 
So she goes to like, I don't 

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know, a Facebook group or 
something. 

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Dude, I at this point, man, I 
don't even know where she goes. 

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But she goes to like some kind 
of like some kind of like 

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random, like local thing to try 
and find someone. 

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And she finds someone who like, 
you know, she's never met 

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before, even though they're 
pretty active, like in their 

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town or whatever. 
But you know, she meets this 

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like random person and like, you
know, the mom's like, Oh yeah, 

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my daughter will happily babysit
for you. 

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And you know, for some reason, 
right, in retrospect, Ryan's mom

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was a little suspect about it. 
That's at least what she told 

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him, like after the fact. 
But since it was only a gut 

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feeling, she just was like, you 
know what? 

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I'm just being stupid. 
Like, obviously this person's 

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fine. 
Like, what am I talking about? 

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They're on Facebook, whatever. 
It's a if you find someone on 

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the Internet, everyone on the 
Internet's perfect. 

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There's not a single sketchy 
person on the Internet. 

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That is a fact. 
No, but you know, in all 

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honesty, like, go with your gut,
man. 

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Like your gut will sometimes 
tell you something that like, 

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you can't even figure out 
yourself. 

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Like, we've been programmed. 
We've been, you know, we've had 

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like thousands of years of 
evolution and there's some stuff

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that just is like, we can't 
explain it, but you got to trust

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it anyways, right? 
So Ryan's parents are going to 

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like a party or something. 
And you know, Ryan's mom gets in

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contact with the babysitter. 
She seems chill enough, right? 

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She seems fine. 
She doesn't seem like an 

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absolute crazy psychopath, which
he kind of turns out to be. 

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And you'll see in a second what 
happens. 

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But anyways, right, you know, 
she comes over and, you know, 

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it's the first, you know, 
interaction with the babysitter.

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The mom is once again, something
just feels a little off, like 

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there's nothing, nothing 
apparent. 

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And that's the thing. 
She can't be like, turn around, 

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like we're actually not going 
out. 

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I mean, she could, she gets it's
a free country. 

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You can do what you want, right?
But she's kind of just like, 

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something feels a little weird. 
Something feels a little strange

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here. 
And Ryan didn't forget any of 

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these vibes. 
Apparently this is just what his

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mom said after the fact. 
But apparently his mom was a 

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little sketched out by her. 
But it was like, it was a last 

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minute pic. 
They honestly, like they just 

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couldn't find anyone else if 
they wanted to. 

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Like they really just simply 
couldn't. 

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And so Ryan's like, OK, like she
seems fine. 

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Whatever, mom. 
Like, it's cool. 

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You know, I can kind of take 
care of myself. 

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And she's like, I know, but this
is this might be the last time, 

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sweetie, right? 
And they're like, all right, 

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here's my number to the 
babysitter and the babysitter, 

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who we'll just call babysitter 
because I don't feel like coming

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up with a name, man. 
I'm anyways, right, you know, 

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and the babysitter's like all 
right, like this will be fine. 

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Like I've done this a lot 
before. 

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Don't even worry about it when 
you getting back. 

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And she like really like she 
said it in a weird way. 

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And Ryan's mom should have known
at that point that something was

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a little off. 
And she's like probably like 

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one, it's going to be pretty 
late. 

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There's a chance we get back 
earlier, but probably not. 

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We'll be out pretty late. 
Babysitter's like, nice. 

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And that was just kind of a 
weird response. 

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Like, dude, why would you care? 
I mean, I guess you guys will 

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see you in a second. 
I'm not going to spoil it, man. 

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I'm not going to spoil these 
stories. 

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So parents leave. 
And you know, at this point, 

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Ryan has just received a phone 
for the first time, like he got 

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it like a month ago or 
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And she looks at them. 
She's our Ryan. 

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If anything, if you need us, you
have our number. 

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And you know, that actually came
really in handy. 

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I'm not going to spoil it 
anyways, right, So the 

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babysitter and parents leave 
Ryan and the babysitter just 

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chilling in the room. 
The babysitter is like, hey, you

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look pretty old. 
So I'm going to kind of let 

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tonight be up to you. 
If you just want to hang out for

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a second, then go off and do 
your own thing in your room. 

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That's totally cool. 
And Ryan's like, yeah, like, 

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okay, that sounds pretty good. 
I'm glad you kind of get it that

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like, you know, I'm, I'm pretty 
old. 

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Like, I, I don't, I don't need 
this, right. 

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And she's like, yeah, I know, 
that's pretty cool. 

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You know, do you want dinner? 
He's like, no, I already got 

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dinner. 
And she's like, OK. 

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And she's like, you know what, 
honestly, if you just want to go

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off into your room now and like 
never come down again, I'm not 

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going to say anything. 
Like that's totally fine. 

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And Ryan was like, oh, OK, 
Ryan's like 13 at this time. 

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So he's kind of old for a 
babysitter, but like, not like 

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ridiculously old. 
He's not like 10:15 or, you 

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know, 20 or, you know, 40 living
with his parents and he gets 

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babysitter or something. 
That's, that's totally realistic

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and happens anyways, right? 
He's like, yeah, OK, that sounds

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pretty cool. 
So Ryan, you know, he goes 

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upstairs and you know, he's 
heading, he goes upstairs, you 

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know, maybe whips up his out his
Xbox, maybe playing some 

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Minecraft, maybe watching some 
YouTube videos. 

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I don't know, dude. 
Right. 

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So Ryan's just chilling in his 
room, right? 

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He's just doing his thing and he
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And you know, a lot of times you
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it's honestly just like someone 
driving by. 

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Maybe they're pulling in just to
pull in to like kind of like go 

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around. 
I don't know if you've ever done

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that, but sometimes you'll pull 
into someone's driveway to like,

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get a good angle to turn the 
other way. 

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So when he heard someone pull 
into his driveway, he didn't 

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really think anything of it 
until he looked outside his 

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window because he didn't hear 
them pull away. 

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And he noticed that someone got 
out of the car. 

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And he's like, OK, So when he 
goes out his window, he sees 

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someone get out of the car and 
he's just like a little weirded 

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out. 
He's like, OK. 

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And the person walks into his 
house and he's just like, OK, 

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like, stranger danger. 
And, you know, the person comes 

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in and he hears the babysitter 
greet them at the door, but it's

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not the greeting out the door. 
Like, who are you? 

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It's greeting out the door, 
like, oh, my friend, right? 

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Like, oh, my friend, welcome. 
All that kind of nonsense. 

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I don't know how you greet your 
friend, you know? 

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Anyways, right, It was obvious 
that they knew each other. 

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And he's like, oh, OK, the 
babysitter's having a friend 

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over. 
That's fine. 

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I'm not going to tell my 
parents. 

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Whatever right? 
And if it was just one friend or

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maybe even 2 friends he Ryan 
would have been chill with that.

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Like he, he gets it, but what's 
about to happen is something he 

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doesn't get. 
And really you'll see. 

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So Ryan is just sitting in his 
room. 

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He's just on Xbox or playing 
Minecraft or, I don't know, 

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farming Bitcoin. 
I, I don't, I don't even know at

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this point, right? 
And he's just kind of chilling 

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there. 
And then he keeps hearing cars 

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pull in And for, at first he 
kind of just thinks that like, 

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OK, she's having another friend 
over. 

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It is what it is. 
But he starts to realize that 

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this is not one friend. 
This this is not 2 friends. 

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This is not even three friends. 
This is like an entire town 

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driving into his driveway. 
This is like the entire 

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population of the United States 
of America is entering his 

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house. 
And probably not just going to 

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like be courteous and like, I 
don't know, have a nice 

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civilized tea party or 
something. 

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This is probably about to be a 
rager. 

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And it's definitely not, you 
know, approved by his parents. 

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And I'm sure if his parents 
knew, like, that'd be bad. 

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And at this point, he's like, 
all right, maybe this won't be 

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bad. 
Maybe everything will be just 

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OK. 
Well, Ryan was lying to himself.

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Ryan was coping super hard. 
So he, he, you know, he's, he's 

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just kind of like, you know, 
playing Minecraft or whatever. 

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And he's like, OK, I hear a lot 
of people down there and he's 

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like, OK, whatever, whatever, 
whatever, it's fine. 

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It's fine. 
It's fine. 

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He kept telling himself that 
whatever, like it's fine. 

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And then you hear something 
shatter. 

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He's like, oh boy. 
He's like, OK, I got to go down.

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I got to see what's happening. 
I got to do some investigative 

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research or whatever, right? 
Like I got to go down and figure

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out what's going on. 
So he goes down the stairs and 

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he finds the babysitter and 
she's like with this dude next 

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to this broken lamp. 
And the, the guy's like, oh, 

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bro, so sorry about it. 
Wasn't even paying attention. 

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The babysitter's like, ha ha, 
like sorry about this. 

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And the, the Ryan's like, dude, 
I didn't know you're going to 

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have a party. 
And she's like, well, yeah, your

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parents aren't coming back for a
while. 

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And he's like, can you maybe not
have this? 

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Like you're, I don't mind if you
just go on your phone or watch 

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TV or whatever, because when 
you're a babysitter, it's easy. 

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Gigi claps for most of your 
stuff. 

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If you have to babysit like a, 
you know, a three-year old, 

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that's unlucky. 
But like, a lot of times you 

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send the kid to bed and then you
just sit there and you farm 

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money while watching TV or going
on your phone. 

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Like, Oh my God, it's that easy.
I know it's harder than that. 

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Don't go off in the comments 
section. 

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But he was like, dude, like, 
you, you can't just have a party

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here. 
And she kind of looks at him. 

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And this is when he realized 
that this girl is like, sketchy 

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bro. 
He's like, And she's like, what 

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are you going to do about it? 
Tell your parents? 

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Are they here? 
And he's like, hey, hey, yo, 

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like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on 
a second. 

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She said, you know what? 
I think it'll just be better if 

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you go up to your room. 
Just just follow the agreement 

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we had before. 
You do your thing. 

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I'll do my thing. 
And he was like, OK, all right, 

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I'll go up to my room. 
Okay. 

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And at this point, he's like, 
what secret word is lamp? 

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So if you made it this far into 
the video comment lamp. 

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I just like to see how many 
people made it this far. 

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It makes me feel good when I see
a bunch of comments saying lamp 

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also confuses people who don't 
give me that sweet watch time, 

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which I really do appreciate. 
By the way, sorry if I didn't 

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hard as many comments in the 
last couple days. 

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One, but a ton of comments, 
which is awesome. 

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Thank you very much. 
And two, I was actually out for 

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New Year's with some friends and
yeah, so my fault for like 

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Harding 1 1/2 comments total. 
I did I on the drive back. 

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I got to a lot of them, but I no
guarantee that you'll get a 

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heart, but I'll do my best to do
as many as I can. 

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And yeah, back to the story. 
But do comment lamp also leave a

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like for literally nothing. 
You're welcome. 

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So you know, Ryan goes back to 
his room and he's a little mad 

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because he's like, Oh my, now 
this babysitter's like actually 

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the worst, right? 
Lol Like that sucks. 

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But he, he goes back and he's 
just like, OK, this can't get 

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worse, right? 
More people show up. 

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It's no longer just the 
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of America in his house. 
It is the global population plus

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the three aliens that live in 
Mars, right? 

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Is the whole galaxy's population
in his house? 

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More people start pulling up. 
It's just like they have to 

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start parking on the street. 
Like this is insane dude. 

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And he just like it gets louder 
and louder then someone starts 

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playing music. 
He's like, dude, you cannot be 

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serious, man. 
You cannot be serious. 

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I have neighbors. 
I live in a neighborhood, right?

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This is not a frat basement. 
Oh my God. 

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It starts getting really, 
really, really loud. 

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Like whatever you thought the 
loud was like whatever you are 

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envisioning them use the the 
volume to be is an 

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understatement. 
The double that it was crazy, 

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right? 
So at this point he's like, OK, 

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the cops are definitely coming 
to my house or the cops will 

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come tomorrow to my house. 
Like we have definitely gotten 

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like 15 noise complaints 
already. 

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Like this is insane. 
And so he eventually is like, Oh

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my God, it's so loud. 
Like I'm just going to, I'm 

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going to sneak down. 
I'm not going to confront the 

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babysitter because she's 
obviously like gone off the 

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rails. 
Like there's no, there's no use 

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talking to this person at this 
point. 

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I just want to see how bad the 
damage is. 

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So he walks down the stairs and 
his his face just goes white 

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because it's even worse than he 
thinks. 

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He walks down the stairs, the 
music is blasting. 

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People are everywhere. 
People brought like food, they 

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brought drinks. 
It was like a full on party. 

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And The thing is people are 
treating the treating this his 

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house like a frat basement. 
I don't know how many guys have 

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ever been to it like a 
fraternity basement. 

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But let me just say, Oh my God, 
it is the most disgusting place 

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ever. 
Like honestly, I think every 

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just disease in the history of 
the in the entire universe has 

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been concocted, grown, fermented
and spawned in a frat in like 

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some kind of frat basement. 
And they were treating it like a

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frat basement at this point, 
Like it was a spills everywhere,

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empty cans instead of like 
trying to find a trash which is 

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on the ground. 
Because people coming here knew 

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that this wasn't the 
babysitter's house. 

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They just thought it was like a 
Random House and they just 

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didn't care. 
Probably the babysitter even 

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said, guys, this is my house. 
I don't care how it's left, 

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which I don't know how she 
didn't think, you know, any of 

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this would catch up to her. 
She really did think that like, 

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oh, when I'm done babysitting, 
I'll just leave and I'll never 

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see these people again, which is
like completely brain dead, but 

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whatever, man. 
So the kid, you know, he's just 

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walking around Ryan, man. 
He's just, he's literally 

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walking around and people are 
like, what's up little dude? 

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Like how'd you get in? 
And he literally responded, this

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is my house. 
And the guy's like nice. 

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Like at this point, dude, he's 
like what? 

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This is this is my house, man. 
This is my actual house. 

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Like you don't understand? 
Like someone's like, can I see 

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an idea? 
Like you're definitely getting 

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out. 
You're the bouncers. 

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Name five brothers brothers bro 
named five brothers like this is

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my house dude. 
This is my actual house anyways,

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right. 
The thing that really brings 

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Ryan over the edge, the thing 
that really just makes him 

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tilted beyond tilt ability. 
That's that's a word now the 

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thing that really just you know,
boils his blood at this point. 

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You know what that is? 
He goes into like, you know, the

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main room or whatever, right, 
his living room or whatever 

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right and he sees like the main 
table. 

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It's like normally some stuff on
this table, like there's some 

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books, there's like little 
things right. 

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It's a table that had like some 
stuff on it, right? 

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That stuff was all on the ground
somewhere. 

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And you know who was like on top
of the table dancing on the 

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table? 
The babysitter dude. 

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He has, Ryan has told me he's 
never been more tilted in his 

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life. 
He said that was a point where 

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he was just like, Oh my God. 
And he's just like, he storms up

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to his room because he realizes 
that he doesn't have any power 

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in this situation. 
He's 13, dude. 

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What is he going to do? 
Fight these people, force them 

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out of the house? 
And he's sitting in his room 

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just molding at this point. 
He's so mad. 

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And he realizes like, Oh my God,
wait a minute, Wait a minute. 

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I can do something. 
And he, you know, goes over. 

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He picks up his phone and his 
phone is like very limited, but 

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he has his parents number. 
He calls his parents and his 

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mom's like, hi, Ryan, like how's
everything? 

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And he explains, OK, he doesn't 
take 10 minutes to explain what 

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happened, like this story. 
He gives like a 32nd rundown. 

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His mom is silent. 
And she's like, we'll be there 

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in 10. 
So Ryan just like, sits at his 

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window and he's kind of on his 
phone, whatever. 

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He's maybe on Instagram or 
playing Flappy Bird or whatever 

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you did back in the day. 
And right, he's sitting there 

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just waiting for his parents to 
show up because this is going to

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be, this is like, this is going 
to be a mess. 

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But he's going to love it 
because he's not on the wrong. 

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And he's waiting there and he 
sees his parents pull up and 

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they can't even pull up into 
their own driveway, dude. 

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Like there's no parking. 
So they park on the side of the 

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road. 
And his mom is just like, his 

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mom doesn't go in. 
His mom sits in the car. 

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And his dad and his dad, like 
Ryan's dad is a big guy. 

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Ryan's dad is a little scary, 
like totally loves Ryan. 

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They have a great relationship. 
Ryan's dad is a little scary. 

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And you know, Ryan just like 
goes up to his door, kind of 

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like goes out, go turns around 
the corner just to listen. 

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And he hears the door slam open 
and he hears his dad yell 

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everybody out. 
And you just hear people rush 

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out. 
People are just rushing out at 

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this point. 
And he, his dad is just 

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screaming. 
He's like, if any of you are 

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still in here in the next 30 
seconds, I'm going to pound you 

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all in the face. 
And he was a big dude, right? 

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Like it wasn't like some small 
little guy, like I'm going to 

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fight you, man. 
I'm going to fight you. 

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No, this was a big dude. 
And you know what Ryan's mom was

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doing the whole time? 
She was basically building a 

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case, man. 
She had her phone out. 

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She was filming everything. 
She was filming the people 

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running out of the house. 
She was filming the cars. 

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She eventually went in and 
filmed the whole house, right? 

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And she, she sent it to the 
babysitter's mother over 

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Facebook or whatever. 
And basically what ended up 

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happening was in return for not,
like, calling the police on her 

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daughter, the babysitter's mom 
basically forced the babysitter 

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to, like, pay like, I think it 
was like 750 or like $1000 for 

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like, damages. 
And that was probably about what

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it actually was. 
And also the babysitter was 

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like, apparently, like, 
grounded. 

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I mean, to be fair, they had no 
idea if, like, this was actually

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enforced, but was it like, 
allowed to, like, see friends 

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for an entire year? 
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