In today's story, the subscriber has probably one of the worst
encounters with a babysitter of all time.
Enjoy. Well, let's call this subscriber
Ryan, right. So Ryan's Ryan's a good kid,
right? He he's getting a little old for
a babysitter at this point. And that's it's where his
parents don't totally trust him at home.
But Ryan is kind of like mom, like, I'm fine, It's, it's, it's
fine, whatever, right? And this is definitely a time
where like this will probably be maybe Ryan's last time with the
babysitter. And let me just say that this
was quite, quite the way to go out, quite the way to go out
with like the last hurrah. This was quite the last hurrah
anyways, right? So the mom is like hasn't gotten
Ryan a babysitter in a while because they just haven't really
gone out to anything or needed one.
So she was like, okay, where do I find one of these babysitters?
Right. So she goes to like, I don't
know, a Facebook group or something.
Dude, I at this point, man, I don't even know where she goes.
But she goes to like some kind of like some kind of like
random, like local thing to try and find someone.
And she finds someone who like, you know, she's never met
before, even though they're pretty active, like in their
town or whatever. But you know, she meets this
like random person and like, you know, the mom's like, Oh yeah,
my daughter will happily babysit for you.
And you know, for some reason, right, in retrospect, Ryan's mom
was a little suspect about it. That's at least what she told
him, like after the fact. But since it was only a gut
feeling, she just was like, you know what?
I'm just being stupid. Like, obviously this person's
fine. Like, what am I talking about?
They're on Facebook, whatever. It's a if you find someone on
the Internet, everyone on the Internet's perfect.
There's not a single sketchy person on the Internet.
That is a fact. No, but you know, in all
honesty, like, go with your gut, man.
Like your gut will sometimes tell you something that like,
you can't even figure out yourself.
Like, we've been programmed. We've been, you know, we've had
like thousands of years of evolution and there's some stuff
that just is like, we can't explain it, but you got to trust
it anyways, right? So Ryan's parents are going to
like a party or something. And you know, Ryan's mom gets in
contact with the babysitter. She seems chill enough, right?
She seems fine. She doesn't seem like an
absolute crazy psychopath, which he kind of turns out to be.
And you'll see in a second what happens.
But anyways, right, you know, she comes over and, you know,
it's the first, you know, interaction with the babysitter.
The mom is once again, something just feels a little off, like
there's nothing, nothing apparent.
And that's the thing. She can't be like, turn around,
like we're actually not going out.
I mean, she could, she gets it's a free country.
You can do what you want, right? But she's kind of just like,
something feels a little weird. Something feels a little strange
here. And Ryan didn't forget any of
these vibes. Apparently this is just what his
mom said after the fact. But apparently his mom was a
little sketched out by her. But it was like, it was a last
minute pic. They honestly, like they just
couldn't find anyone else if they wanted to.
Like they really just simply couldn't.
And so Ryan's like, OK, like she seems fine.
Whatever, mom. Like, it's cool.
You know, I can kind of take care of myself.
And she's like, I know, but this is this might be the last time,
sweetie, right? And they're like, all right,
here's my number to the babysitter and the babysitter,
who we'll just call babysitter because I don't feel like coming
up with a name, man. I'm anyways, right, you know,
and the babysitter's like all right, like this will be fine.
Like I've done this a lot before.
Don't even worry about it when you getting back.
And she like really like she said it in a weird way.
And Ryan's mom should have known at that point that something was
a little off. And she's like probably like
one, it's going to be pretty late.
There's a chance we get back earlier, but probably not.
We'll be out pretty late. Babysitter's like, nice.
And that was just kind of a weird response.
Like, dude, why would you care? I mean, I guess you guys will
see you in a second. I'm not going to spoil it, man.
I'm not going to spoil these stories.
So parents leave. And you know, at this point,
Ryan has just received a phone for the first time, like he got
it like a month ago or something.
And she looks at them. She's our Ryan.
If anything, if you need us, you have our number.
And you know, that actually came really in handy.
I'm not going to spoil it anyways, right, So the
babysitter and parents leave Ryan and the babysitter just
chilling in the room. The babysitter is like, hey, you
look pretty old. So I'm going to kind of let
tonight be up to you. If you just want to hang out for
a second, then go off and do your own thing in your room.
That's totally cool. And Ryan's like, yeah, like,
okay, that sounds pretty good. I'm glad you kind of get it that
like, you know, I'm, I'm pretty old.
Like, I, I don't, I don't need this, right.
And she's like, yeah, I know, that's pretty cool.
You know, do you want dinner? He's like, no, I already got
dinner. And she's like, OK.
And she's like, you know what, honestly, if you just want to go
off into your room now and like never come down again, I'm not
going to say anything. Like that's totally fine.
And Ryan was like, oh, OK, Ryan's like 13 at this time.
So he's kind of old for a babysitter, but like, not like
ridiculously old. He's not like 10:15 or, you
know, 20 or, you know, 40 living with his parents and he gets
babysitter or something. That's, that's totally realistic
and happens anyways, right? He's like, yeah, OK, that sounds
pretty cool. So Ryan, you know, he goes
upstairs and you know, he's heading, he goes upstairs, you
know, maybe whips up his out his Xbox, maybe playing some
Minecraft, maybe watching some YouTube videos.
I don't know, dude. Right.
So Ryan's just chilling in his room, right?
He's just doing his thing and he hears a car outside.
And you know, a lot of times you might hear a car outside, but
it's honestly just like someone driving by.
Maybe they're pulling in just to pull in to like kind of like go
around. I don't know if you've ever done
that, but sometimes you'll pull into someone's driveway to like,
get a good angle to turn the other way.
So when he heard someone pull into his driveway, he didn't
really think anything of it until he looked outside his
window because he didn't hear them pull away.
And he noticed that someone got out of the car.
And he's like, OK, So when he goes out his window, he sees
someone get out of the car and he's just like a little weirded
out. He's like, OK.
And the person walks into his house and he's just like, OK,
like, stranger danger. And, you know, the person comes
in and he hears the babysitter greet them at the door, but it's
not the greeting out the door. Like, who are you?
It's greeting out the door, like, oh, my friend, right?
Like, oh, my friend, welcome. All that kind of nonsense.
I don't know how you greet your friend, you know?
Anyways, right, It was obvious that they knew each other.
And he's like, oh, OK, the babysitter's having a friend
over. That's fine.
I'm not going to tell my parents.
Whatever right? And if it was just one friend or
maybe even 2 friends he Ryan would have been chill with that.
Like he, he gets it, but what's about to happen is something he
doesn't get. And really you'll see.
So Ryan is just sitting in his room.
He's just on Xbox or playing Minecraft or, I don't know,
farming Bitcoin. I, I don't, I don't even know at
this point, right? And he's just kind of chilling
there. And then he keeps hearing cars
pull in And for, at first he kind of just thinks that like,
OK, she's having another friend over.
It is what it is. But he starts to realize that
this is not one friend. This this is not 2 friends.
This is not even three friends. This is like an entire town
driving into his driveway. This is like the entire
population of the United States of America is entering his
house. And probably not just going to
like be courteous and like, I don't know, have a nice
civilized tea party or something.
This is probably about to be a rager.
And it's definitely not, you know, approved by his parents.
And I'm sure if his parents knew, like, that'd be bad.
And at this point, he's like, all right, maybe this won't be
bad. Maybe everything will be just
OK. Well, Ryan was lying to himself.
Ryan was coping super hard. So he, he, you know, he's, he's
just kind of like, you know, playing Minecraft or whatever.
And he's like, OK, I hear a lot of people down there and he's
like, OK, whatever, whatever, whatever, it's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
He kept telling himself that whatever, like it's fine.
And then you hear something shatter.
He's like, oh boy. He's like, OK, I got to go down.
I got to see what's happening. I got to do some investigative
research or whatever, right? Like I got to go down and figure
out what's going on. So he goes down the stairs and
he finds the babysitter and she's like with this dude next
to this broken lamp. And the, the guy's like, oh,
bro, so sorry about it. Wasn't even paying attention.
The babysitter's like, ha ha, like sorry about this.
And the, the Ryan's like, dude, I didn't know you're going to
have a party. And she's like, well, yeah, your
parents aren't coming back for a while.
And he's like, can you maybe not have this?
Like you're, I don't mind if you just go on your phone or watch
TV or whatever, because when you're a babysitter, it's easy.
Gigi claps for most of your stuff.
If you have to babysit like a, you know, a three-year old,
that's unlucky. But like, a lot of times you
send the kid to bed and then you just sit there and you farm
money while watching TV or going on your phone.
Like, Oh my God, it's that easy. I know it's harder than that.
Don't go off in the comments section.
But he was like, dude, like, you, you can't just have a party
here. And she kind of looks at him.
And this is when he realized that this girl is like, sketchy
bro. He's like, And she's like, what
are you going to do about it? Tell your parents?
Are they here? And he's like, hey, hey, yo,
like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
She said, you know what? I think it'll just be better if
you go up to your room. Just just follow the agreement
we had before. You do your thing.
I'll do my thing. And he was like, OK, all right,
I'll go up to my room. Okay.
And at this point, he's like, what secret word is lamp?
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So you know, Ryan goes back to his room and he's a little mad
because he's like, Oh my, now this babysitter's like actually
the worst, right? Lol Like that sucks.
But he, he goes back and he's just like, OK, this can't get
worse, right? More people show up.
It's no longer just the population of the United States
of America in his house. It is the global population plus
the three aliens that live in Mars, right?
Is the whole galaxy's population in his house?
More people start pulling up. It's just like they have to
start parking on the street. Like this is insane dude.
And he just like it gets louder and louder then someone starts
playing music. He's like, dude, you cannot be
serious, man. You cannot be serious.
I have neighbors. I live in a neighborhood, right?
This is not a frat basement. Oh my God.
It starts getting really, really, really loud.
Like whatever you thought the loud was like whatever you are
envisioning them use the the volume to be is an
understatement. The double that it was crazy,
right? So at this point he's like, OK,
the cops are definitely coming to my house or the cops will
come tomorrow to my house. Like we have definitely gotten
like 15 noise complaints already.
Like this is insane. And so he eventually is like, Oh
my God, it's so loud. Like I'm just going to, I'm
going to sneak down. I'm not going to confront the
babysitter because she's obviously like gone off the
rails. Like there's no, there's no use
talking to this person at this point.
I just want to see how bad the damage is.
So he walks down the stairs and his his face just goes white
because it's even worse than he thinks.
He walks down the stairs, the music is blasting.
People are everywhere. People brought like food, they
brought drinks. It was like a full on party.
And The thing is people are treating the treating this his
house like a frat basement. I don't know how many guys have
ever been to it like a fraternity basement.
But let me just say, Oh my God, it is the most disgusting place
ever. Like honestly, I think every
just disease in the history of the in the entire universe has
been concocted, grown, fermented and spawned in a frat in like
some kind of frat basement. And they were treating it like a
frat basement at this point, Like it was a spills everywhere,
empty cans instead of like trying to find a trash which is
on the ground. Because people coming here knew
that this wasn't the babysitter's house.
They just thought it was like a Random House and they just
didn't care. Probably the babysitter even
said, guys, this is my house. I don't care how it's left,
which I don't know how she didn't think, you know, any of
this would catch up to her. She really did think that like,
oh, when I'm done babysitting, I'll just leave and I'll never
see these people again, which is like completely brain dead, but
whatever, man. So the kid, you know, he's just
walking around Ryan, man. He's just, he's literally
walking around and people are like, what's up little dude?
Like how'd you get in? And he literally responded, this
is my house. And the guy's like nice.
Like at this point, dude, he's like what?
This is this is my house, man. This is my actual house.
Like you don't understand? Like someone's like, can I see
an idea? Like you're definitely getting
out. You're the bouncers.
Name five brothers brothers bro named five brothers like this is
my house dude. This is my actual house anyways,
right. The thing that really brings
Ryan over the edge, the thing that really just makes him
tilted beyond tilt ability. That's that's a word now the
thing that really just you know, boils his blood at this point.
You know what that is? He goes into like, you know, the
main room or whatever, right, his living room or whatever
right and he sees like the main table.
It's like normally some stuff on this table, like there's some
books, there's like little things right.
It's a table that had like some stuff on it, right?
That stuff was all on the ground somewhere.
And you know who was like on top of the table dancing on the
table? The babysitter dude.
He has, Ryan has told me he's never been more tilted in his
life. He said that was a point where
he was just like, Oh my God. And he's just like, he storms up
to his room because he realizes that he doesn't have any power
in this situation. He's 13, dude.
What is he going to do? Fight these people, force them
out of the house? And he's sitting in his room
just molding at this point. He's so mad.
And he realizes like, Oh my God, wait a minute, Wait a minute.
I can do something. And he, you know, goes over.
He picks up his phone and his phone is like very limited, but
he has his parents number. He calls his parents and his
mom's like, hi, Ryan, like how's everything?
And he explains, OK, he doesn't take 10 minutes to explain what
happened, like this story. He gives like a 32nd rundown.
His mom is silent. And she's like, we'll be there
in 10. So Ryan just like, sits at his
window and he's kind of on his phone, whatever.
He's maybe on Instagram or playing Flappy Bird or whatever
you did back in the day. And right, he's sitting there
just waiting for his parents to show up because this is going to
be, this is like, this is going to be a mess.
But he's going to love it because he's not on the wrong.
And he's waiting there and he sees his parents pull up and
they can't even pull up into their own driveway, dude.
Like there's no parking. So they park on the side of the
road. And his mom is just like, his
mom doesn't go in. His mom sits in the car.
And his dad and his dad, like Ryan's dad is a big guy.
Ryan's dad is a little scary, like totally loves Ryan.
They have a great relationship. Ryan's dad is a little scary.
And you know, Ryan just like goes up to his door, kind of
like goes out, go turns around the corner just to listen.
And he hears the door slam open and he hears his dad yell
everybody out. And you just hear people rush
out. People are just rushing out at
this point. And he, his dad is just
screaming. He's like, if any of you are
still in here in the next 30 seconds, I'm going to pound you
all in the face. And he was a big dude, right?
Like it wasn't like some small little guy, like I'm going to
fight you, man. I'm going to fight you.
No, this was a big dude. And you know what Ryan's mom was
doing the whole time? She was basically building a
case, man. She had her phone out.
She was filming everything. She was filming the people
running out of the house. She was filming the cars.
She eventually went in and filmed the whole house, right?
And she, she sent it to the babysitter's mother over
Facebook or whatever. And basically what ended up
happening was in return for not, like, calling the police on her
daughter, the babysitter's mom basically forced the babysitter
to, like, pay like, I think it was like 750 or like $1000 for
like, damages. And that was probably about what
it actually was. And also the babysitter was
like, apparently, like, grounded.
I mean, to be fair, they had no idea if, like, this was actually
enforced, but was it like, allowed to, like, see friends
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