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You know those kids that when 
they're in an argument and 

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they're starting to lose, 
they'll like bring up, oh, my 

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mom does or my dad is or like 
something like that, or my my 

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dad works for my dad's a lawyer 
man. 

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Or just imagine those kids, 
right? 

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Imagine that kid, multiply them 
by 100 and you have today's 

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spoiled brat. 
Enjoy the story. 

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So the subscriber who sent in 
the story and by the way, you 

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can send in stories too to my 
Instagram in the description be 

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featured on the channel. 
Love to see it. 

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Let's just call this kid Jake, 
right? 

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Anyways, Jake make good kid and 
in in Jakes class, right? 

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In Jakes class, there was a kid 
who was kind of the the worst 

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kid ever. 
I'm just kidding. 

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I'm sure that there's someone 
worse, but he was the spoiled 

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brat kid that I gave a brief 
description for in the 

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beginning. 
Let's call this guy Thomas, 

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right, Thomas And then just 
there's another girl in the 

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class and this girl, her name's 
Emma. 

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Emma's pretty crucial to the 
story, but that'll become a 

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little bit more apparent in just
a second anyways, right. 

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So just a little back story 
before we go into what Thomas 

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did, his crazy mental breakdown 
explosion calling the, you know,

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my dad on literally everything 
at whatever, right? 

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You'll see in a second, but a 
little bit of a back story, 

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right? 
So Jake, the kid who sent in the

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story, and this girl Emma, they 
they pretty obviously had 

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feelings for each other. 
Like they were always like 

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friends. 
But it was very clear that like 

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they were not about to stay 
friends for long. 

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They were either going to have a
massive explosion and never talk

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to each other ever again, or 
they were going to like date, 

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marry, have six kids, send two 
kids off to college, start a 

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Roth IRA, start mining Bitcoin 
as all couples do. 

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You know, it was going to be 
either or. 

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And it was really looking like 
Jake was going to ask her out 

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pretty soon. 
Like everybody in the class knew

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this except Thomas, because, you
know, Thomas didn't have a lot 

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of friends. 
So we'll put it that way. 

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But it was kind of, it was kind 
of due to him being a the 

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jerkface. 
I don't know how else to put it,

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man. 
I don't know how else to put it.

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It just is what it is. 
Anyways, right. 

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So, you know, Jake, he's in 
class one day and you know, at 

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this point he kind of has like 
plans to ask Emma out at some 

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point this week, right? 
He knows he's going to do it. 

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And The thing is like everybody 
knows he's going to do it too. 

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Even like Emma is like 98% sure 
because people who talk to Jake 

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talk to her, you know, secrets 
that they don't last long. 

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Secrets are no fun unless to 
share them with me, not anyone 

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else, just me. 
But anyways, right, So he was 

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kind of thinking about this in 
the back of his head. 

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So he was kind of having a good 
time. 

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It was a fun week. 
Things were looking good. 

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But then you know this kid 
Thomas, right? 

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Thomas had a reputation for 
being that kid who is like 

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never, no one ever said no, 
right? 

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He had a lot of, you know, 
resources and completely abused 

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them, right. 
He would come in and he would 

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like if someone had like 
something new, he would get the 

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new thing plus one or like with 
more storage or just slightly 

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newer or slightly cooler. 
And while he wouldn't like 

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blatantly, like I've talked 
about kids in the past that have

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blatantly been like, haha, my 
phone is better than yours 

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because it has like it's 
slightly bigger or has like 

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another camera or something, or 
it's newer. 

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Thomas would never be that 
blatant about it. 

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But it was very apparent that 
whenever someone got something 

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that Thomas the next day would 
get something that was just a 

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little bit better that it was 
100% on purpose. 

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Like this kid was definitely 
knew what he's doing. 

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So one day when Jake was in 
class and remember, he's at this

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point kind of planning to ask 
out Emma. 

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Emma knows the whole class 
knows, the teacher knows, like, 

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I know what this bomb is going. 
I have no idea who these people 

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are. 
But anyways, right, They kind of

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know it. 
And he's chilling in class one 

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day and he overhears, you know, 
Thomas. 

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Thomas is going on one of his 
little rants because while 

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Thomas wasn't always blatant 
about being a jerk, he was he 

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could be very arrogant at times,
such as like a like a couple 

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weeks ago he was like, guys, I'm
not even going to study for this

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test, man. 
I'm literally just, I'm just 

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born different. 
And he, Thomas claimed to get 

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100 on the test. 
But you know, The thing is, one 

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of the classmates did a little 
bit of an investigation by 

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themselves and figured out that 
Thomas got a 42, which, you 

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know, look, these things happen,
right? 

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You try and avoid those. 
Sometimes tests are hard, but 

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you never go around saying that 
you got 100. 

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I mean, maybe you're like, oh, 
dude, I got AC on that test and 

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you actually like failed it. 
I can, I'm fine with that. 

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Like whatever, dude. 
But don't go around saying you 

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got 100 when you got a 42 or 
something. 

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I don't know. 
ANYWAYS, right. 

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So Thomas was going on one of 
his little rants and Jake 

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decided to overhear what 
Thomas's rant was. 

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And it was, it was, it was very 
kind of like awkward yet pretty 

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funny for Jake because Thomas 
was talking about how Emma was 

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in love with him. 
And at first Jake was like, bro,

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what? 
And Thomas was talking really 

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loudly to this kid. 
And he was like, yeah, Emma, 

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she's in love with me, man. 
She just can't she, I see her 

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all the time. 
She's looking over at me with 

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these. 
Eyes. 

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Eyes of desire. 
And like, that's a quote by the 

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way. 
Like sometimes I, like, I make 

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up the lines for what these 
people are saying 'cause I 

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didn't get like a 50 page 
script. 

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But that one was a quote, right?
This was a quote, right? 

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Jake told, or you know the 
subscriber who we're calling 

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Jake said that like this kid 
actually said like eyes, eyes of

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like desire or something crazy 
like that. 

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So this point Jake is like, lol 
like what? 

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And yeah, you know, Thomas the 
kid and spoiled brat kid who you

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will see have a epic meltdown in
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Just give me a second, right? 
This kid then goes on to say 

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that he's going to ask out Emma 
and that there's a 100% chance 

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that she's going to say yes. 
And at this point Jake is like, 

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all right, I'm trying to find 
the the betting house so I can 

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make a bet on this 100% bet 
because I I could probably get 

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pretty good, you know, pretty 
good reward for that, like 

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probably some pretty good odds 
or the odds would be terrible if

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it's really 100% and I will 
definitely make some money on 

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this bet. 
That's all I'm going to say. 

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But anyways, right, so Jake was 
sitting there. 

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He's like, that's funny. 
Ha ha. 

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He didn't actually think Thomas 
was to go through with it 

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because Thomas in the past have 
made a lot of like, very, very 

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big claims. 
He's a, he's like, he, he's 

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that, he's that kid who always 
like says things but never 

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really does them right. 
He never really ends up like 

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following through with the 
stuff. 

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But you know, anyways, they get 
out of class and they're walking

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down the hallway and, you know, 
Jake the subscriber, he sees 

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Emma and Emma's like, oh, hi, 
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And Jake is like, Emma, can we 
talk for a second? 

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Because Jake was thinking to 
himself, he's like, you know 

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what? 
I think I should just ask her 

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out now. 
Like, I don't want her to like, 

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feel like to say yes to this kid
just because she feels bad. 

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And then it's weird. 
And he said also like, why am I 

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stringing her on? 
Like, why am I making this 

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longer than it needs to be? 
So what he did is he did it 

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really private, nothing really 
crazy. 

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And he just took her side. 
And he's like, hey, you know, 

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we've been having a really, you 
know, really good time together.

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Like, I've really enjoyed 
spending time with you. 

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And he's like, I feel like we're
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And I want to make it official. 
And she was, like, all smiley 

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and happy man. 
You know, I really have to make 

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this part up because I don't 
have a lot of experience when it

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comes to, you know what? 
I'm gonna go to that man one 

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like equals one prayer for you 
know, my love life. 

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But whatever dude. 
You know Jake says something 

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really sweet like I don't know 
your feet are hot lol XD He says

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something like really sweet and 
just something a girl wants to 

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hear like what I just said. 
By the way guys feel free to use

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that banger on someone. 
It will 100% work. 

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I'm as confident that it's going
to work that I am as confident 

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that this kids not going to have
a complete mental breakdown. 

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And by mental breakdown I mean 
Thomas having a complete rage. 

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But anyways, right, that's a 
joke. 

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Don't actually use that line. 
I'm not I'm not liable if you 

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get rejected or punched in the 
face. 

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Don't actually use that line, 
guys. 

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Anyways, right, So you know 
Jake, you know, he asks out Emma

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and guess what Emma said yes, 
not a surprise, not a surprise 

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at all. 
But anyways, right, so you know,

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they're walking out and you 
know, good news, you know, you 

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know, Jake just asked out Emma. 
She said yes, he's having a good

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time. 
People are like, you know, Emma 

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goes up to her group of friends 
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you know, kind of like, you 
know, it kind of fun, like high 

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school drama, stuff like that. 
Like, oh, yay, Congrats, guys, 

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whatever. 
But here's the thing, right? 

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Here's the thing. 
Thomas is not aware of this 

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fact. 
I mean, first of all, she'd 

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never say yes to Thomas because 
he's kind of a jerk. 

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But Thomas, Thomas, good guy. 
Actually not, not not a good 

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guy, But you know, Thomas, 
right? 

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He's not aware of this anyways, 
right? 

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So you get out to the hall and 
Jake is somewhere like Jake is 

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kind of near like he's he's in 
the hallway because it's like in

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between classes or whatever. 
Or it's like during a whatever. 

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I don't know exactly the 
context, but for some reason a 

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bunch of kids were just like 
chilling somewhere. 

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Maybe it's the hall, maybe it's 
out of like recess. 

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Maybe it's a common area. 
Either way, imagine a place 

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where all these kids are at and 
Thomas is there and he sees Emma

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and he's like, hey, Emma, can I 
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And here's the thing, right? 
Emma was totally aware. 

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Like when Jake like called her 
aside, she knew exactly what was

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happening because they've been 
kind of like talking for a week 

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like that, you know, like they, 
they had kind of been like that 

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for a while. 
Either way, right? 

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So when Thomas calls Emma aside,
she had no idea what to expect. 

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She had never talked to this kid
before, you know, the whole like

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Thomas telling people that she 
was she was in love with him 

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that now that just wasn't that 
just wasn't true, man. 

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That just was not true anyways, 
right. 

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So Thomas, he calls Emma aside 
and but he calls her aside, not 

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really like Jake, like actually 
brought her to like a different 

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place. 
Thomas did this in front of 

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actually everyone. 
He went up to her and he's like,

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hey, and she's like, what's up? 
And he's like, and he's like, 

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you've been totally looking at 
me recently with these like, 

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these eyes. 
And she's like, what are you 

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talking about? 
He's like, it doesn't matter. 

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It doesn't matter. 
Will you be my girlfriend? 

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And he just kind of like looks 
at her with like these eyes. 

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She's like, huh, will you? 
What do you say? 

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What do you say? 
And she's like, she OK, here's 

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the thing. 
She would have said yes anyways.

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But she was like, oh, I'm so 
sorry. 

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And at this point, his face 
drops and she's like, oh, I'm so

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sorry. 
I'm actually, I'm actually just 

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got a relationship with someone 
and he's like. 

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Who? 
Yeah, and Emma's like, yeah, you

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know, you know Jake and he's 
like what? 

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And and she's like, yeah, I know
Jake just asked me out and 

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where, you know, we we just got 
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Like I I'm sorry, like I just 
got into a relationship. 

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Obviously she's using this as a 
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say no anyways. 
So this is like the nicest way 

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And and then the The thing is, 
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take this well. 
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this whole thing going down was 
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She didn't say no because like 
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didn't want to. 
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wanted to. 
She wanted him but she simply 

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couldn't because she was stuck 
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this made Thomas so mad and you 
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and he took his little hand and 
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It up in a fist and he was like,
where is Thomas? 

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I'm really bad at this whole 
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Thomas said where is Jake and 
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walk in like just wherever they 
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just gathering place. 
He just happened to like walk in

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as that was happening. 
And he looks up and he sees like

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Emma, his girlfriend of like 25 
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kind of like weird and kind of 
like out of this like just lived

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in a different planet looking at
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And Jake was just like, oh boy. 
Speaking of rage, today's 

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keyword or special or secret 
phrase or whatever you want to 

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call it is rage. 
So yeah, if you made it this far

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into the video comment rage down
below, I'll be Harding as many 

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of those comments as I see. 
I obviously can't get to them 

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all, but I will do my very best 
to try and hard as many as I 

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can. 
So if you want to farm some 

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hearts on the channel, maybe get
top commenter. 

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Best shot of that happening is 
by commenting rage down below. 

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Also, every once in a while I'll
shout out a channel member who 

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leaves a comment on the video. 
So yeah, on screen, thank you 

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very much. 
You guys can also become a 

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channel member by hitting the 
join button, but honestly, you 

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guys don't have to do that. 
I just appreciate you watching 

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this far. 
I really do. 

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And also to show you my 
gratitude, every single person 

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leaves a like on today's video. 
Just dropping a like on the 

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video will receive nothing. 
I know you're probably just like

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if you're standing up, you fell 
down. 

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If you're sitting in a seat, you
literally collapsed out of your 

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seat. 
It's a fantastic deal leaving a 

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like in the video and you get 
nothing. 

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I'm going to leave a like right 
now anyways, right. 

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So where we left off was Thomas 
just got rejected by Emma and in

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Emma and in Thomas's mind, it is
Jake's fault. 

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Emma actually is still in love 
with him, but it's all because 

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of Jake. 
He can't have her because of 

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Jake. 
He like goes up to Jake and he's

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like bro and Jake's like, what's
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He's like bro, bro, do you want 
to fight? 

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I love it when people are just 
like. 

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Do do you want to fight? 
Man, like no, no one wants to 

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fight. 
No one's going to box you. 

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You're not KSI and Logan Paul, 
no one's going to watch it. 

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Just why? 
Dude, Like whatever, right 

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tangent. 
He's like, do you want to fight,

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bro? 
And Jake's like dude, what? 

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And then and then Thomas is 
like, yo, Emma rejected me 

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because of you and Jake's like, 
dude, she rejected you because 

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you're a jerk. 
Jake had no filter, right? 

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Like good kid, but like no 
filter. 

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He's like, you're always 
annoying. 

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You're always bragging about 
stuff. 

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You're always full of it. 
Like even if she wasn't with me,

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like unlucky to you, but even if
she wasn't with me, she would 

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have said no. 
And at this point, Thomas, this 

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goes berserk and he just like, 
he just looks at Jake and he's 

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like, you know, you know what 
my. 

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Dad does. 
And at this point, Jake is like,

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dude, I do not care. 
And Thomas is like, no, he is a 

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very good lawyer and he's going 
to sue you, dude. 

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And Jake is just looking at him,
just completely just 

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flabbergasted. 
Just like, did this kid just say

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that his dad is actually going 
to sue me because my girlfriend 

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denied his like his love 
application? 

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What the fuck? 
What Like at this point, he kind

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of thought it was a joke. 
But no, this, he looked at this 

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kid, this Thomas, he could see 
it in this kids Thomas's eyes, 

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right? 
This was no joke. 

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This kid was mad. 
And he was like, yeah, my, my 

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dad's going to sue you, man. 
He's going to sue you. 

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You're going to have nothing 
left. 

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Your mom's going to have nothing
left. 

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Your dad's going to have nothing
left. 

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Your sister's going to have 
nothing left. 

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Your dog's going to have nothing
left. 

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And then you're you're going to 
collapse and die of a heart 

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attack out of pain and sadness 
and whatever, and then your 

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grave is going to have nothing 
left. 

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He was just going off and off 
and off. 

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And Jake is like, OK. 
And he that made Thomas so mad. 

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He was like, this won't be the. 
Last of a. 

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Jake and he just like storms 
off. 

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And at this point, the whole 
class is just like, what the 

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fuck? 
What? 

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Just what? 
And Emma's just like, OK. 

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And Jake's like, you know, what?
Do you want to go on our first 

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date tonight? 
Do you want to get out of here? 

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It was like close to the end of 
school anyways. 

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And I was like, yeah, I think I 
will subscribe if you haven't 

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already. 
And now go click on another 

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video. 
There's some on screen click. 

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Dude, why have you not clicked? 
Today? 

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We get a story time of probably 
one of the most cringiest kids 

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ever to ever exist on planet 
Earth in the entire universe. 

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I don't want to spoil this too 
much, so I just want to hop 

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right into it to leave a like 
for nothing and let's just get 

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into it. 
So we're going to call the 

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subscriber who sent us today's 
story. 

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We're going to call him Liam. 
And anyways, right, so this all 

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happened one day when Liam was 
in class and Liam was sitting 

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kind of towards the back of his 
class with his friends. 

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Like, you know, he wasn't paying
that close of attention. 

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All right, guys do well in 
school. 

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That's all I'm going to try and 
say. 

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But anyways, Liam was kind of 
dozing off, not really paying 

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attention when this kind of kid 
that like he didn't know that 

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well, but was kind of known as 
kind of a little weird, kind of 

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a little strange. 
But this kid, like, turns to 

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Liam and his friends and says, 
Hey, like, do you guys have 

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girlfriends? 
Very kind of a weird thing to 

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lead with, especially if you 
don't know the guy. 

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I wouldn't be going up to random
people saying, hey, do you have 

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a girlfriend? 
Like, I don't know, man, that 

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sounds kind of weird. 
But anyways, right. 

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So this kid is just like, hey, 
do you have a girlfriend? 

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And Liam and his friends at the 
time did not. 

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I mean, hey, man, like, you 
can't always be winning. 

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Sometimes, you know, you're in 
the trenches. 

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It happens. 
But they're all like, no. 

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And they say no, kind of with a 
bit of attitude because, yeah, I

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mean, that's a weird question to
ask. 

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And this kid just looks at them 
and kind of scoffs. 

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He's like, sucks to be you guys.
I couldn't imagine being single 

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like that. 
And, you know, Liam is like, 

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bro, what are you talking about?
And this guy's like, yeah, I 

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probably had the hottest 
girlfriend ever. 

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And Liam's like, really like, 
what's her name? 

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And he's like Sandra. 
Yeah, she's super hot. 

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And like at this point, Liam's 
like, I let's see a photo of her

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then, like what she look like 
and you know, you know, the kids

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like she doesn't go to this 
school, but she's at my house 

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right now waiting for me at this
point, right? 

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Liam's like, I I prefer didn't 
happen, bro. 

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Like, I need to see some proof. 
And Lehman, his friends were 

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basically saying, we don't 
believe you, man. 

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Like we think you're just 
capping right now. 

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We think that like what you're 
saying is could just no, you're 

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just bragging with nothing to 
actually brag about. 

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And so this kid who we're just 
going to call the cringey kid, 

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right? 
The cringey kid was like, no, 

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no, I'll have you know that my 
girlfriend is real and she loves

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me and she has at my house right
now. 

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You know what? 
You know what? 

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And Liam is looking at him. 
He's like, yeah, what? 

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And this kids like, you know 
what? 

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Come to my house after school 
and I'll have you meet. 

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I'll introduce her to you. 
And I will watch your face. 

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I will watch your expression 
slowly crumble as you realize 

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that I am entangled with a woman
of my dreams in a like a 

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beautiful relationship. 
Remember, they're in 6th grade. 

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So bro, you're not getting 
married. 

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But anyways, he's like, and I 
will win. 

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I will conquer you. 
It will be Victor. 

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As I said, this is a very weird 
kid. 

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Like, hey, man, if you're like 
saying I will conquer you, this 

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will be victory like to anyone, 
bro, check yourself. 

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That's all I'm saying. 
But anyways, right, Liam is like

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thinking to himself, he's like, 
all right, I don't actually 

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think I have anything to do 
after school. 

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I'm just going to tell my mom 
that, you know, I have a thing 

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that I have to do after school 
and like that I'll be home an 

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hour later. 
And he turns to his friends. 

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He's like, hey, you guys busy. 
And they're like, I mean, yes, 

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but we're just going to do we're
still going to come over. 

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We want to see this girlfriend, 
right? 

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Because they all believe that 
like, this was some elaborate 

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scheme and they wanted to figure
out like, what actually was this

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kid cooking up? 
What was his plan? 

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So Lima's friends turned to the 
cringey kid. 

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And it's like, yeah, man, sure, 
we'll come to your house after 

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school. 
And the cringey kid is like, 

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excellent, you shall suffer the 
consequences. 

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And then goes back to like 
reading his like comic book 

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anime type thing. 
And they're just like, all 

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right. 
ANYWAYS, so skip ahead a little 

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bit and Lima and his boys are 
walking over to the cringey kids

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house. 
The crazy kid is actually 

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greeted at the door by his mom 
saying, oh, I'm so excited you 

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brought friends back. 
Whatever, right? 

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And the crazy kids like, yeah, 
these are my guys. 

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And they're kind of looking at 
each other like, we're not his 

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boys, but they're they're not 
going to say anything. 

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They're at least polite enough 
to at least allow, you know, you

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know, his mom to continue to 
believe the illusion that he's 

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not kind of weird, right. 
Anyways, so, you know, the 

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cringey kid leads him up and 
he's like, this is my house. 

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It's pretty cool. 
And this is my room. 

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And brace yourself. 
And he like, turns around 

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quickly when he says brace 
yourself. 

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So, you know, Liam and his 
friends are a little startled by

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this because they're like, I 
whoa, whoa, what's going on? 

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He's like, my girlfriend is she 
just texted me. 

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She is currently in there and 
you're going to be blown away, 

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dude. 
You're going to be blown away. 

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And I just want to say that I 
told you so. 

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I just wanted to make sure I put
that out there. 

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And Liam's like I OK. 
And honestly, at this point, 

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Liam and his friends, we're 
starting to believe that there 

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actually was a girlfriend in 
there. 

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A spoiler. 
I mean, I know spoilers you're 

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going to hear soon enough, but 
like they were actually starting

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to believe it, man, because like
it was like. 

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This kid went through all this 
effort, like if he's going to 

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admit like that he was lying, he
probably would have admitted it 

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already. 
But anyways, right? 

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So eventually, you know. 
The cringey gate goes into his 

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room and they follow, and Liam 
looks around and Liam's kind of 

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00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,480
confused. 
Dude. 

446
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,480
Liam's a little bit confused 
because as he's looking around, 

447
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,480
he doesn't see anyone else in 
the room. 

448
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,760
He just sees a lot of posters 
for like, different TV shows and

449
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,720
stuff like that. 
And, you know, he sees a 

450
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,880
computer, he sees a closet, he 
sees clothes all over the floor.

451
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,720
Like he doesn't see a girl in 
here. 

452
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,400
He doesn't see a human at all. 
Like the only people in this 

453
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,000
room is the cringey kid, Liam 
and his two other friends. 

454
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,480
And then all of a sudden, right,
Liam is noticing that the 

455
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,840
cringey kid is talking to 
someone in the room. 

456
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,840
So Liam feels like Oh my God, am
I like am I hallucinating? 

457
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,400
Like what's going on? 
Like why don't I see anyone? 

458
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,640
And Liam looks in the direction 
that the cringey kid was talking

459
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,120
and sure enough, right, the 
cringey kid is talking in the 

460
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,560
direction of his bed and what is
on his bed? 

461
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,040
A life's. 
Oh my God, dude. 

462
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,760
When I little side when I read 
this story, I was like, dude, 

463
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,520
are you kidding me? 
Are you kidding me? 

464
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,880
Anyways, narrator mode back in 
back in story. 

465
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,120
Liam turned his head to look at 
the the look at the direction 

466
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:27,400
that the kid was talking and 
there was like a massive waifu 

467
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,280
body pillow, bro. 
Oh. 

468
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,160
No. 
And at that moment, Liam and his

469
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,240
friends realized that this 
girlfriend the kid had been 

470
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:40,720
talking about was sure enough, 
this pillow, by the way, comment

471
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,680
pillow down below. 
Yeah, pillows. 

472
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,440
The secret word of the day. 
I'll try and hard as many those 

473
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,000
comments I possibly can. 
If I don't get to yours, don't 

474
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,920
take it personally. 
And also, while you're down 

475
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,720
there, make sure the 
notifications are turned on. 

476
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,000
You won't see my videos 
otherwise. 

477
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,240
But anyways, back to the story. 
So Liam immediately says, bro, 

478
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,880
is that what you're talking 
about? 

479
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,200
And the kid is like, Oh yes, I'm
so rude. 

480
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,240
Liam meet my Princess. 
And Liam is like, Nah, Nah, Nah,

481
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,680
Nah. 
Liam, his friends start 

482
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,160
laughing. 
And this kid is not like he's 

483
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,840
not in on a joke or anything. 
This is not some massive joke 

484
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,280
he's pulling on them that he's 
like, oh, I hope you guys 

485
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,560
thought it was funny. 
Dude was getting actually 

486
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,440
pressed. 
Like dude was like, who are you 

487
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,480
laughing at? 
You better not be laughing at my

488
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,040
girlfriend. 
And you know, Liam's like bro, 

489
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:29,280
bro, that's a pillow. 
And the kids like she's. 

490
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,200
Real. 
She's real. 

491
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,440
What do you mean man? 
Get that get. 

492
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,680
Out of my house. 
And Liam is like laughing. 

493
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,560
And then he looks at the kid and
the kid is like, has like these 

494
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,120
eyes. 
You can tell in his eyes this 

495
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,360
kid is mad. 
This kid is pressed. 

496
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,160
This guy is not having it. 
He's like, get out of mine. 

497
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,040
And Liam's like, I, I OK, we saw
your girlfriend. 

498
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,560
We saw her. 
We'll go, fair enough. 

499
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,440
So Liam and his friends leave 
and how's your walking out of 

500
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,680
the house? 
The crazy kids moms like bye. 

501
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,240
This is kind of a short play 
date, but I'm so excited that my

502
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,960
kids finally having other people
over that it doesn't matter. 

503
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,120
Hope to see you guys soon. 
They're just like, haha, see you

504
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:13,320
soon anyways, right. 
The next day in school, they all

505
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,120
go to, like, their math class or
whatever. 

506
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,000
And they notice that or whatever
class they're in, It doesn't 

507
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,080
really matter what. 
And they notice that the cringey

508
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,960
kid is not in class. 
And, you know, Liam turns to his

509
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,520
friends. 
He's like, yo, do you think 

510
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,240
he's, like, too embarrassed to 
come to class? 

511
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,760
Does he, like, realize that he 
made kind of a clown out out of 

512
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,720
himself? 
And his friends are like, dude, 

513
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,720
I have no idea. 
And then all of a sudden, they 

514
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:39,080
hear on the loudspeaker Liam, 
Ben and John the let's just say 

515
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,760
that those are the names of the 
two other kids. 

516
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,240
Please come to the principal's 
office immediately. 

517
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,640
So Liam, Ben and John, we'll go 
with that, right? 

518
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,840
They all look at each other and 
they just like they immediately 

519
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,120
know they're like, Oh my God, no
way. 

520
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,560
Because they realize that like 
there's a correlation between 

521
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,680
the cringey kid not being in 
class, them clowning on him 

522
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,360
yesterday, and the fact that 
they all just got called up to 

523
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,920
the principal's office. 
It was not a coincidence. 

524
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,800
So they walk up there and sure 
enough, the principal's in her 

525
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,880
room and who else is in that 
room, the cringey kid. 

526
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,040
And the principal says, all 
right, all right, kids, sit 

527
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,360
down. 
So your friend over here says 

528
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:24,000
that you went to his house and 
berated his girlfriend, calling 

529
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,640
her ugly, fat, overweight, 
disgusting, smelly and that she 

530
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,680
needed to die. 
Is this true? 

531
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,960
And Liam looks at her and says, 
no, that is not true. 

532
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,880
And then Liam goes on to say, 
actually this kid said that he 

533
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,080
had a girlfriend and he was 
bragging to us. 

534
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,880
So we decided to go to his house
to see his girlfriend, which he 

535
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,000
invited us there. 
And when we got there, you know,

536
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,200
we realized that he does not 
have a girlfriend. 

537
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:57,960
He just has a four foot tall 
waifu body pillow. 

538
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,920
And we said that she wasn't 
real. 

539
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,680
He got mad at us and here we are
today. 

540
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,120
And then, you know, the kid, the
cringey kid, instead of sticking

541
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,120
to his original story that they 
that he one, actually had a 

542
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,720
girlfriend and two, that they 
came to his house to insult his 

543
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,800
girlfriend was like, see, that's
even worse. 

544
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,560
I made-up something because I 
thought you'd be so offended by 

545
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,640
what actually happened. 
And they just admitted to it. 

546
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,360
And the principal is kind of 
shocked, one, because of the 

547
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,440
thing that Liam just told her. 
And two, that the kid, the 

548
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,320
cringey kid, admitted to lying 
to her face and then expected 

549
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,960
her to, like, punish them even 
harder because of the story they

550
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,480
told. 
And the principal looks up at 

551
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,080
Liam and says, and his friends. 
And he's like, you guys can go 

552
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,360
back to class now. 
I have something to deal with. 

553
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,440
And as Liam and his friends are 
walking out of the principal's 

554
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,880
office, they can faintly hear 
the cringey kid yelling. 

555
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,160
You're just letting them go. 
That's an out. 

556
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,480
That's outrageous. 
Subscribe. 

557
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,400
If you haven't done so, drop a 
like in the videos and then 

558
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,920
click on one of the four videos 
you see on screen right now. 

559
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,080
Or just go ahead and watch 
another one of my videos. 

560
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,200
How's it going, everyone? 
I hope you're having a good day 

561
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,040
Today. 
We got some crazy emo kid 

562
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,120
stories I know for a fact you 
will enjoy. 

563
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,280
So sit back, relax, Subscribe to
the channel if you're new. 

564
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,760
And let's call the first 
subscriber submitted the story. 

565
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,200
Hank by the way, all these 
episodes are on Spotify and they

566
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,960
normally come out a couple hours
early on Spotify, so make sure 

567
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,920
to check that out first link in 
the description. 

568
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,480
Anyways, back to the story. 
So we're going to call the first

569
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,440
subscriber who submitted the 
story, Hank. 

570
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,280
And anyways, this all happened 
when Hank was shopping at the 

571
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,280
mall. 
So Hank used to always go to the

572
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,640
mall to shop with his friends. 
You know, it was just a fun 

573
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,720
place to hang out. 
They didn't really have a lot of

574
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,880
other places that they could go 
in the town that they lived in. 

575
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,600
So the mall was probably their 
best bet. 

576
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,800
And sure enough, one these days,
one of Hank's friends wanted to 

577
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,720
shop at this place called Hot 
Topic. 

578
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,920
If you don't know Hot Topics, a 
place where they have a lot of 

579
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,240
T-shirts and other kind of 
apparel that is very, I don't 

580
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,160
know, like fast fashiony brand 
centric. 

581
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,200
Like it's very much like you'll 
have a lot of different brands 

582
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,960
or kind of like you'll find a 
lot of band T-shirts, a lot of 

583
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,520
kind of like, OK, so a lot of 
different stuffs at Hot Topic. 

584
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,160
But one kind of theme of 
clothing that you'll see at Hot 

585
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:13,280
Topic is emo style clothing, if 
that makes sense, Like really 

586
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,960
black clothing, edgy clothing, 
stuff like that. 

587
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,040
Just so you know, like I have 
nothing against it. 

588
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,720
If you dress like that, I think 
it's a cool enough style. 

589
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,920
I think you're fine if you even 
if you identify as like, oh, I'm

590
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,600
I'm emo in the way I dress or 
act or whatever, I don't really 

591
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,640
care. 
Live your life, however, as long

592
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,120
as you don't act, as long as you
don't act like the kids in these

593
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,880
videos, especially this one, 
you're chill with me. 

594
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,160
But anyways, Hank just was like,
OK, man, like you want to go to 

595
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,240
a Hot Topic? 
That's fine. 

596
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,760
Hank hadn't really been in that 
much, so he didn't really know 

597
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,120
what to expect. 
So Hank was walking into the, 

598
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,200
you know, the hot topic, and he 
was looking around and there's a

599
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,680
whole host of people. 
And Hank's friend was like, all 

600
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,760
right, man, like, I'm going to 
go, like, I'm going to go to the

601
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,160
back of the room. 
I know what I want. 

602
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,000
I'm going to go in their 
skateboard section. 

603
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,040
You can kind of just wander 
around here. 

604
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,720
I'll be out when I'm done. 
So Hank was totally fine with 

605
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,960
this. 
And Hank kind of like was 

606
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,960
wandering around and he walked 
over to one of the T-shirt 

607
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,920
aisles or one of the T-shirt 
rack aisles. 

608
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,960
And that's when he accidentally 
bumped into this kid. 

609
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,640
And this kid turns around and 
just to paint the picture, this 

610
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,720
kid has super long black hair. 
He's got like black mascara on, 

611
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,400
black lipstick. 
He's got black painted nails. 

612
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,320
He's got a spiky collar. 
He's got like a black band 

613
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,640
T-shirt. 
He's got like long black jeans. 

614
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,880
And then there's like big black 
stomper boots. 

615
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,720
I don't know if you know what I 
know, like if you know what I 

616
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,200
mean. 
But like those big kind of like 

617
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,840
those big rubber black boots 
that are pretty popular right 

618
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,040
now. 
And he turns around and he's 

619
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:39,040
like, dude, what the heck, bro? 
And Hank's just like, my fault. 

620
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,800
Like, I didn't mean to bump into
you like that. 

621
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,240
I was just looking around and 
wasn't paying attention. 

622
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,880
And emo kids like, dude, you're 
like, like, shut up, bro. 

623
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,520
Hank's kind of just looking at 
him, like, like, I don't really 

624
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,920
know what you mean. 
Like I didn't do anything. 

625
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,560
Like, are you good? 
And the emo kids like, bro, like

626
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,000
I don't need to. 
I don't need to hear that sass 

627
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,880
from you, bro. 
Like, I really just don't need 

628
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,760
to hear that. 
And Hank says once again, like, 

629
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,680
dude, I, I don't know what 
you're saying. 

630
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,600
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go 
the other way. 

631
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,920
And Hank kind of turns around to
de escalate because he doesn't 

632
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,640
feel like, you know, escalating 
anything. 

633
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,120
It's just not a good idea to get
into fights like that. 

634
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,560
And that's when the emo kids 
like, like, yeah, you would run.

635
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,440
You're dressed like one of those
jocks anyways. 

636
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,880
Which, like, Hank kind of turned
around because he didn't know 

637
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,560
what that even means. 
First of all, I mean, isn't jock

638
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,600
a positive thing? 
Like, I get that there's a bit 

639
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,800
of a negative connotation of 
like you're a dumb jock or 

640
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,120
something, but I would have 
thought that jock would have 

641
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,680
meant like, you're an athlete, 
which isn't that a good thing? 

642
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,320
Like, I'm kind of confused right
now. 

643
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,480
Is that not a good thing? 
You know, and Hank, you know, 

644
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,360
kind of turns back. 
He's like, dude, like what? 

645
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,040
Why? 
Like, why are you like making a 

646
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,520
problem with me? 
I don't have a problem with you.

647
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,960
I don't like you're kind of the 
one that's making this into 

648
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,560
something because Hank really 
did believe like I'm not, I'm 

649
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,000
not the one doing anything. 
It's like 100% this guy who's 

650
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,080
making it something, you know? 
And, you know, the kids just 

651
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,960
like, well, you know, like 
you're just looking like a dumb 

652
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,200
jock. 
Isn't that right, guys? 

653
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,160
And he turns around and there's 
two other emo kids and they look

654
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,200
very similar to the main emo 
kid, but they kind of just, you 

655
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,720
know, they're dressed slightly 
different. 

656
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,280
But really, I mean, it's funny 
how like non, I saw this on 

657
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,600
South Park, but it's funny how 
like non conformists all dress 

658
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,920
the same. 
I'm just like, well, I mean, you

659
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,640
are conforming to something. 
But anyways, right. 

660
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,640
So the other two kids, the other
emo kids are kind of there along

661
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,280
too, laughing. 
And you know, you know, the Hank

662
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,040
is starting to like get upset by
this because he doesn't really 

663
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,160
care about like these random 
kids, what they think, except, 

664
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,960
you know, he's got three kids 
standing there pointing at him, 

665
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,840
laughing in his face when Hank 
didn't deserve it. 

666
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,520
Like Hank was, you know, Hank 
was thinking like, look, if I 

667
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,600
deserve this, if I was being 
like an absolute, like, you 

668
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,600
know, if I was being a jerk to 
them or for some reason I 

669
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,600
actually did something, sure, 
maybe I deserve this. 

670
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,160
But Hanks is thinking to 
himself, like, dude, I don't 

671
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,440
deserve this. 
I was literally just chilling 

672
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,320
here. 
I actually bumped into this kid.

673
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,640
Like, I'm sorry about that. 
Like my fault. 

674
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,560
Once again, my fault. 
But that's when Hank turned the 

675
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,840
tables on the e-mail kid. 
And The thing is right, the 

676
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,800
e-mail kid was wearing a band 
T-shirt. 

677
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,640
And the thing about band 
T-shirts is, you know, you 

678
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,120
don't, OK, you don't necessarily
need to know everything about 

679
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,000
some place that you Rep. 
Like if you wear a T-shirt 

680
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,160
that's from Starbucks and 
someone's like, OK, well, then 

681
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,360
name all the flavors of like 
cappuccino you can get. 

682
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,320
It doesn't have to be like that.
But The thing is, a lot of 

683
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,000
people wear band T-shirts 
because the band T-shirts look 

684
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,280
sick and they don't know any of 
the songs from the band, which 

685
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,760
you know, I guess is fine. 
But like at the end of the day, 

686
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,120
a lot of people will kind of 
pretend to know it and not 

687
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,360
actually know it. 
So, you know, Hank was like, 

688
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,880
well, screw it bro. 
He's like all right, Buddy. 

689
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,720
And he looks at the main emo kid
and the main emo kid looks at 

690
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,080
him back and he's like, all 
right, Buddy name ME3 songs from

691
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,960
that band and he points to the 
emo kids T-shirt. 

692
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,080
And I don't know, maybe it was 
like Nirvana or something like 

693
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,360
one of those kind of like 
T-shirts or whatever, which. 

694
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,600
And the emo kid looks at him and
he has this kind of look of 

695
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,400
shock, this look of Oh my God, 
like you caught me. 

696
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,600
Kind of the look of like, man 
got caught in a trap right here 

697
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,120
type of look. 
And the emo kids kind of just 

698
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:26,440
like, how about you name ME3 
songs from this band, bro? 

699
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,080
And you turn and the emo kid 
turns to look back at his emo 

700
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,120
kids friends as kind of like, 
oh, what's their reaction to 

701
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,680
that sick burn? 
And they kind of just look at 

702
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,640
him blankly playing the e-mail. 
Kid was kind of expecting he 

703
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,840
would turn around, he'd look 
back to his friends and he'd be 

704
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,640
like, yeah, wasn't that a crazy 
burn? 

705
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,160
I totally got them. 
But his friends look back and 

706
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,040
I'm kind of just like, dude, 
like, I don't know how to break 

707
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,320
it to you, but you didn't get 
him. 

708
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,800
So the emo kid turns back 
around. 

709
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,600
He's like, I don't need to tell.
Like, I don't need to do 

710
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,760
anything. 
You say, bro, I'm not going to 

711
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,160
conform to your standards. 
And then the T2 emo kids were 

712
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,560
like, yeah, that's right on, 
bro. 

713
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,560
You're so right. 
And they, like, DAP him up. 

714
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,320
And Hank at this point is he's 
just so done. 

715
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,760
He's just like, bro, because he 
realizes, like, Hank's like, you

716
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,880
know what? 
I'm not going to fight with 

717
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,800
these kids. 
These kids are obviously a lost 

718
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,920
cause. 
This is not worth my time. 

719
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,520
So Hank gets up. 
He turns around and he's kind of

720
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,360
says like whatever man, like go 
live your life. 

721
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,680
Hank turns around, starts to 
walk away and that's when he 

722
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,280
feels a tug on his pants and he 
turns around and he sees the emo

723
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,960
kid failing to pull down his 
pants. 

724
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,960
O basically the emo kid he 
couldn't like, you know, wanted 

725
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,480
to like he couldn't let Hank 
just leave by himself. 

726
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,920
Like he couldn't let him just do
that. 

727
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,440
He'd So when Hank turned around 
and started to walk away, the 

728
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,160
emo kid like went to jump and 
try and pull down his pants to 

729
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,800
like pants him to embarrass him 
to like impress his emo kid 

730
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,760
friends and be like, Oh my God, 
I totally owned him dude. 

731
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,360
So this point, like Hank is 
like, dude, stop pulling down my

732
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,320
pants, bro. 
And the emo kids like sorry, I 

733
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,680
just slipped. 
And he's like his emo kid 

734
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,760
friends laugh along as well. 
At this point. 

735
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,080
Hanny's getting really annoying.
He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm 

736
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,480
not into you like that. 
He's like what? 

737
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,239
He's like, yeah, you're trying 
to pull down my pants. 

738
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,440
So you're not you're telling me 
you're not trying to get a peek.

739
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,159
And the emo kids like, dude, 
it's not like that. 

740
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:19,520
I was trying to pants you. 
And Hank's like, yeah, you 

741
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,280
wanted to pants me so you could 
see where my bare bottom. 

742
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,760
Did you really want to see my 
bare bottom that bad? 

743
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,480
And this point, the other two 
emo kids start laughing a little

744
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,320
bit. 
And the emo, the main emo kid 

745
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,000
turns around and he's like, stop
laughing. 

746
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,760
It's not funny. 
He turns back around. 

747
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,520
He's like, dude, you don't know 
what you just did. 

748
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:41,360
And the emo kid walks up to the 
walks up to Hank with his chest 

749
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,920
puffed out. 
He's like, bro, you literally 

750
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,000
don't know what you just did. 
You don't know who you're 

751
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,280
messing with. 
OK, I don't know if he started 

752
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:54,639
to tear up or anything, but at 
the exact same time the mall cop

753
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,800
that happened to be like going 
around the mall to make sure 

754
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,560
that nothing is happening looks 
into the hot topic and sees 

755
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,960
basically this kid walk up to 
this other kid with his chest 

756
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,360
puffed out. 
So the mall cop outside kind of 

757
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,840
slows down walking and looks 
inside and sure enough, right, 

758
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,360
You know, Hank is like, hey, 
look, I'm not looking for any 

759
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,920
trouble. 
The emo kids like, yeah, that's 

760
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,720
what I thought. 
You're freaking scared, bro. 

761
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,600
Don't tell me otherwise. 
You're freaking scared. 

762
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,400
And at this point, Hank's like, 
dude, I'm not scared. 

763
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,320
It's not like that. 
I just like, I just don't want 

764
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,400
any trouble. 
Like you're not worth my time. 

765
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,480
He's like, I am. 
You're worth your time. 

766
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,960
I'm worth all of your time plus 
some because I'm worth more than

767
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,720
you, dude. 
You don't know who you're 

768
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,200
messing with at this point, 
right? 

769
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,240
The emo kids was really kind of 
just showing his true colors and

770
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,400
being like, I mean, kids 
insecure. 

771
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,720
That's fair enough. 
He's trying to act all tough in 

772
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,600
front of his friends. 
So once again, Hank's like, you 

773
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,800
know, he turns around and he's 
like, all right, man. 

774
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,680
He's like, dude, I'm just not 
doing this. 

775
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,840
Once again, have a good life. 
Hank turns around. 

776
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,840
And as Hank's turning around, 
the emo kid is like in his head,

777
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,160
he's like, I can't let this 
slide. 

778
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,680
So the emo kid literally raises 
up his hand and swings on Hank 

779
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,480
real quick. 
If you made it as far into the 

780
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,560
video, go ahead and comment 
e-mail down below. 

781
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,720
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people made to the made it to 

782
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783
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784
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786
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,680
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Let me know in the comments 

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788
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00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,320
Let's get back to the story. 
So Hank, remember, he turns 

797
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,280
around and Hank's like, dude, 
I'm not going to deal with you 

798
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,800
like that. 
It's not worth my time. 

799
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,480
So Hank turns around and the emo
kid who's like, I can't I can't 

800
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,480
let Hank like one up me. 
Like I can't let this random kid

801
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:06,200
like kind of like alpha me in 
front of my emo kid friends or 

802
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,920
or whatever. 
So Hank turns. 

803
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,880
So as Hank turns around, the emo
kid swings on him, takes his 

804
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,240
first. 
The thing is though, the emo 

805
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:19,160
kid's not like a trained, I 
don't know, fighter or boxer or 

806
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,160
something. 
So obviously the emo kid doesn't

807
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,960
make contact with Hank. 
Instead of making contact with 

808
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,720
Hank, the emo kid nearly misses 
Hank and his like right hook 

809
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,520
goes right through a rack of 
clothes. 

810
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:34,400
The emo kid was also emo kid was
really putting his full force 

811
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,560
into this too because once once 
the emo kid misses and whiffs on

812
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,440
Hank, the emo kid flies forward 
into the rack of clothes. 

813
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,120
So he basically like pushes 
himself into a rack of clothes, 

814
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,240
fails to swing on him. 
The mall cop however did see the

815
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,440
emo kid try and swing on Hank so
he walks in there. 

816
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,760
Hank turns around and he sees 
the emo kid on the floor in a 

817
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,080
pile of clothes and he's just so
confused on what happened. 

818
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,440
And then the Hank turns around 
the other way to see a mall cop 

819
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,960
standing in front of him. 
So Hanks really confused at this

820
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,320
moment he's like okay one second
ago I turned away from the emo 

821
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,240
kid and a second later the emo 
kid is sitting like face first 

822
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,440
in a pile of clothes and a mall 
cop is standing above me. 

823
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,160
Like this literally makes no 
sense. 

824
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,240
And sure enough, you know, the 
mall cops like, hey, hold up 

825
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,760
everyone, I got to talk to you 
guys. 

826
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,720
And the two emo kids, like from 
the back, like they they get 

827
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,320
scared and they literally run 
off. 

828
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,800
They disappear into the rest of 
the stories. 

829
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,160
OK, you can't get back here. 
But also the mall cop didn't 

830
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,760
really care that much because he
the two people that he really 

831
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,720
wanted to talk to were both Hank
and the emo kid who swung on 

832
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,360
him. 
So the emo kid gets up. 

833
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,080
He's like kind of panting a 
little bit. 

834
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:50,320
He's like, and the mall cops 
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you 

835
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,800
swing on this kid. 
I know you didn't make contact, 

836
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,880
but you did try and swing on 
this kid. 

837
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,200
It's 100% like what's going on 
here, The emo kids. 

838
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,040
Like, dude, I was just defending
myself. 

839
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,120
And at this point, you know, 
Hank's like that's not the case.

840
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,120
Like this. 
Like this kid and I were kind of

841
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,040
talking back and forth. 
He tried to pull down my pants. 

842
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,640
I made fun of him for doing 
that. 

843
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,480
I turned around. 
He tried to swing on me and at 

844
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,680
this point, right, you know, the
mall cop kind of witnessed the 

845
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,080
last, the last 60% of this 
altercation. 

846
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,520
So he knows for a fact that he 
saw the emo kid try and pull 

847
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,280
down the pants and then have an 
argument. 

848
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,600
So the e-mail kid says, well, 
after I pulled down his pants, 

849
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,640
this kid tried to swing on me 
and I just defended myself. 

850
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,040
And The thing is right, that was
a mistake for the e-mail kid 

851
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,600
because the mall cop have been 
watching the whole thing. 

852
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,000
So the mall cop knew for a fact 
that that wasn't the case of 

853
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,560
what happened. 
So he went. 

854
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,080
So the mall cop goes on to say, 
like, dude, I know for a fact 

855
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,280
that's not what happened. 
I saw you guys kind of like 

856
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,840
bickering in the store and I 
wanted to make sure that we had 

857
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,600
no like nonsense going on. 
Obviously some nonsense did go 

858
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,080
on. 
And I, you know, I watched the 

859
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,120
whole thing. 
I saw you pull down, try and 

860
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,680
pull down this kids pants. 
He did not swing on you. 

861
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,120
I don't know what he said to you
that offended you or anything, 

862
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,080
but it's very clearly that, you 
know, you're the aggressor here 

863
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,240
and like, you know, I can't have
that. 

864
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,000
So he's like, hey, I'm going to 
need you to come with me. 

865
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,360
And the emo kids like, all 
right, like, all right, buddy, 

866
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,840
go ahead with him. 
And the emo kid is like looking 

867
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,640
at Hank and kind of giving him 
this look of like, come on, bud.

868
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,800
Like go go ahead. 
He's asking for you. 

869
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,120
When in truth that, you know, 
the mall cop is not asking for 

870
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,800
Hank. 
The mall cop is asking for the 

871
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,400
emo kid. 
So the mall cops like, sorry, 

872
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,440
man, you must be mistaken. 
I'm not asking for this guy over

873
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,280
here pointing to Hank. 
He's like, I'm asking for you. 

874
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,080
Any points at the emo kid? 
And the emo kid is so absolutely

875
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,440
stunned by this revelation. 
He's like, at this point, the 

876
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,040
emo kid is practically 
speechless. 

877
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,280
The emo kid is standing there is
just like, you must have some 

878
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,280
kind of you must have some kind 
of mistake or something. 

879
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,440
Like you can't be talking about 
me. 

880
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,280
That's insane. 
Like there there's no way. 

881
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,120
Like what? 
What what do you mean? 

882
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,440
Hanks is looking at the emo kid 
with this bit of a smirk. 

883
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,360
And the the mall cop is kind of 
like, come on, bud, like we 

884
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,800
don't want to have any trouble 
here. 

885
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,880
Make this nice and easy for all 
of us and just come along with 

886
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,640
me. 
And, you know, at this point, 

887
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,080
the emo kit is looking at Hank 
and kind of just giving him this

888
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,080
look of like, this isn't over, 
buddy. 

889
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,800
This isn't over. 
And Hank is kind of just like, 

890
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,120
wow, this like a lot just went 
down the last five minutes, you 

891
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,800
know, because this was like no 
longer than like 10 minutes of 

892
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,480
an altercation. 
And as soon as the mall cop 

893
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,320
basically drags the e-mail kit 
away, his friend comes rushing 

894
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,240
up to him and he's like, dude, 
dude, like I just checked out 

895
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,200
the thing I was getting. 
And in his hand he had this 

896
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,560
like, skateboard thing or 
whatever. 

897
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,400
He's like, dude, I just saw like
a mall cop over here. 

898
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,480
I saw some kid getting dragged 
out of the store. 

899
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,400
Did you happen to see what 
happened? 

900
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,680
And Hank just looks at his 
friend and he's like, did I 

901
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,480
happen to see what happened? 
He's like, buddy, I lived. 

902
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,880
What happened? 
OK, so the we're going to call 

903
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,520
the subscriber for the next 
story. 

904
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,000
Bobby, I got a little King the 
Hill theme going on with these 

905
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,720
names because I got Bobby and 
Hank. 

906
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,520
If you know, you know, and 
you're cool. 

907
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,200
Anyway, so Bobby was like 
hanging out at home one day and 

908
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,280
one of his friends hits him up 
and, you know, Bobby, you know, 

909
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,440
doesn't see this friend this 
often because they happen to be 

910
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,640
going to two different schools, 
even though they live relatively

911
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,960
in the same area. 
They're both in high school and 

912
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,400
they're both seniors in high 
school. 

913
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,200
So Bobby's friend, who we're 
going to call Ben actually 

914
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,360
happens to have a car at this. 
And, you know, Bobby's friend 

915
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,720
Ben hits a Bobby one day and 
Bobby's just chilling at home 

916
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,040
and he gets a text from Ben 
saying, hey, do you want to like

917
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,280
hang out today? 
And Bobby is feeling kind of 

918
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,040
lazy. 
So he's like, maybe like, what? 

919
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,200
What do you want to do? 
His friends Like, dude, I want 

920
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,360
to go to the skate park. 
And Bobby's in his head, he's 

921
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,560
like, I don't know if I want to 
go like this is I don't know. 

922
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,240
I don't know, man. 
I really don't know and Bobby 

923
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,080
should have stayed home that day
based on what was about to go 

924
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,360
down but he didn't cuz he wanted
to see his friend Ben and he was

925
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,000
like wait what else am I gonna 
do today? 

926
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,480
Watch Netflix? 
I know for a fact by the end of 

927
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,920
the day, if I'm just sitting 
here watching Netflix, I'm not 

928
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,760
gonna be a happy camper. 
So sure enough, Bobby text him 

929
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,040
back. 
He's like, yeah, man, I don't 

930
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,280
got a ride, but if you can pick 
me up 100%. 

931
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,880
So sure enough, this friend, I 
don't know, an hour later pulls 

932
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,880
up to Bobbye house and says, 
hey, man, get in. 

933
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,400
And Bobby shows up to the 
window. 

934
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,680
He's like, hey, what's up, Ben? 
Haven't seen you in forever. 

935
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,520
Just so you know, I don't have a
skateboard, just so you're 

936
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,480
aware. 
And Ben is like, dude, I got 2 

937
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,760
in the back, don't worry about 
that. 

938
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,120
I got you. 
So sure enough, Ben hops into 

939
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,840
the car with Bobby, and Bobby 
hops into the car with Ben. 

940
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,920
They drive over to the skate 
park, which is like 15 minutes 

941
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,640
away from where Bobby lives and 
they get out. 

942
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,320
And you know, Bobby used to 
skate a little bit back in the 

943
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,600
day with his friend. 
It's been a while, so he's not 

944
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,560
going to do any tricks or 
anything like that, but he's 

945
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,680
just getting along and the he's 
just getting on the board. 

946
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,760
He's kind of riding around a 
bit, just getting a little bit 

947
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,840
exercise. 
And mostly he's out there just 

948
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,280
to hang out with Ben because he 
hasn't seen Ben in a second. 

949
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,520
And they used to be really 
tight. 

950
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just chilling at the

951
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,480
skate park. 
They're having a good time. 

952
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,760
They're kind of just living 
their life. 

953
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,920
And that's when a group, a 
group, a very specific looking 

954
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,840
group of of these e-mail kids, 
they pop out of nowhere 

955
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,680
basically, and they just appear 
at the end of the skate park. 

956
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,560
So this skate park is pretty 
big. 

957
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,360
It's not like a massive 1. 
It's not like a where you'd have

958
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,200
a professional skater event or 
something, but it's a pretty big

959
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,920
skate park. 
Like the city definitely puts 

960
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,000
them like a good amount of bread
into making this. 

961
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,600
So sure enough, you know, 
they're looking over and they 

962
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,280
see this group of kids. 
And this group of kids has like 

963
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,800
a ringleader that's like 
standing in front of the other 

964
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,160
two and he's kind of dressed 
like the other. 

965
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,240
They're all dressed like kind of
like the other emo kids in the 

966
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,240
last story time. 
So I'm not gonna go ahead and 

967
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,200
describe them. 
They're dressed a little bit 

968
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,880
differently, but it's all kind 
of the same, if you know what I 

969
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,800
mean. 
So the sure enough, you know, 

970
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,160
the kids are just standing at 
the end of the park and it's 

971
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,480
really awkward because like 
Bobby goes over to Ben. 

972
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,640
He's like dude, like see those 
kids and Ben's like, yeah, just 

973
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,600
been staring at them and Ben's 
like dude, they just been 

974
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,000
looking at us for like the last 
thing checks his watch. 

975
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,320
He's like, dude, they just been 
looking at us for like the last 

976
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,360
like 2 minutes, bro. 
That's really freaking weird. 

977
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,480
And, you know, Bobby's like, 
yeah, man, like this is kind of 

978
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,560
weird. 
I don't totally know, like, 

979
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,160
what's the deal with all this? 
Like, do you know what's up with

980
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,840
them? 
And Ben's like, dude, I don't go

981
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,040
to the skate park. 
Like this is your skate park. 

982
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,280
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't 
really skate anymore. 

983
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,800
So I don't know, maybe this is 
like a place they normally go 

984
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,600
to. 
Either way, this is kind of 

985
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,600
weird. 
Let's just stay on this side and

986
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,400
hopefully they'll stay on their 
side. 

987
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,640
And if they come over, you know,
hopefully they're cool. 

988
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,760
Spoiler, they're not cool. 
Yeah, they're they're the 

989
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,720
farthest thing from cool. 
But anyways, you know, Bobby and

990
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,600
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore 
these kids as these kids 

991
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,240
literally they The thing is, 
these kids, they're not, they 

992
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,160
don't even have skates with they
don't even have like a 

993
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,200
skateboard with them. 
And you don't need to have a 

994
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,920
skateboard to hang out at a 
skate park. 

995
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,000
You know, a park is a park and 
it's a cool place to just hang 

996
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,800
out some friends. 
That's 100% true. 

997
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,600
However, I will say it is a 
little weird to like show up in 

998
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,680
a group of kids or a group of 
like a bunch of people stand 

999
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,680
there and watch other people 
without saying anything to each 

1000
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,800
other, without doing anything 
like that. 

1001
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,160
I will say that itself is pretty
weird. 

1002
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,880
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just kind of 

1003
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,400
standing there like, dude, this 
is really freaking weird. 

1004
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,640
What's going on? 
And that's when they look over 

1005
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,680
and sure enough, they see the 
emo kids start to walk closer to

1006
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,520
them. 
Like the emo kids were just 

1007
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,120
standing there for a good solid,
I would say 10 minutes. 

1008
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,720
And that's when the emo kids 
start to walk over to Bobby and 

1009
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,800
Ben. 
And at this point, you know, Ben

1010
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,320
turns over. 
He's like, dude, what is up with

1011
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,480
your neighborhood, bro? 
Like, why do you always get the 

1012
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,480
weirdos? 
And Bobby's like, dude, it's not

1013
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,320
my fault I don't go here this 
often. 

1014
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,200
I don't know. 
And that's when the group of emo

1015
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,240
kids shows up. 
And there's like very clearly 

1016
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:34,120
like this is going to sound 
weird, but like an A1, like, OK,

1017
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,400
I'm not trying to use like weird
like alpha male terms or 

1018
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,080
whatever. 
Oh, Connor, which one's the 

1019
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,280
Sigma male? 
Shut up. 

1020
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,440
If you do that, if you say that 
in the comments section, 

1021
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,440
ironically, dude, actually shut 
up. 

1022
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,520
But anyways, sure enough, you 
know, the the kind of like the 

1023
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,880
alpha, the pack, whatever that 
even means in emo pack words is 

1024
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,880
like, hey, you 2, I need a word 
with you. 

1025
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,720
And Bobby and Ben kind of just 
look at each other just like, Oh

1026
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,480
my God, like what's going on 
here? 

1027
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,240
This is kind of strange. 
You know, Bobby Ben kind of like

1028
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,800
whispers over to Bobby, like, 
dude, we are never going back to

1029
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,160
your park ever again. 
Bobby kind of just gives him 

1030
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,880
this look of like, dude, I can't
control this. 

1031
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,160
So sure enough, the emo kid, 
let's just call him alpha emo 

1032
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,200
kid. 
Now, I can't say that for much 

1033
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,920
longer. 
The the, the main emo kid, king 

1034
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,680
of the pack or whatever, walks 
up to them. 

1035
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,720
He's like, bro, do you not? 
Do you not know? 

1036
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,440
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 
at each other and, you know, 

1037
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,080
Bobby speaks up and says no, no,
like knows what? 

1038
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,160
Like, no, what? 
The emo kid laughs. 

1039
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,640
Like, you don't know? 
Then this is our turf, dude. 

1040
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,800
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 
at each other. 

1041
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,600
And Ben speaks up like turf emo 
kids, like, yeah, man, you don't

1042
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,040
understand. 
This is our turf. 

1043
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,400
And Bobby just means, like, what
was that even mean? 

1044
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,480
And they're like you, dude, you 
don't want to mess with us. 

1045
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,480
And one of them like 
legitimately, legitimately pulls

1046
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,080
out like a wand, not, not like a
knife or something, not like 

1047
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,520
actually trying to be 
intimidating. 

1048
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,600
Like this isn't like, oh, they 
think they're like actually in a

1049
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,120
gang or something. 
This is their turf. 

1050
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,760
They pull out a wand like a 
freaking Harry Potter magic 

1051
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,000
wand. 
And you know, the main emo kids 

1052
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,720
like bro, my boy over here knows
magic. 

1053
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,600
You don't want to mess with him,
dude. 

1054
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,600
And so Bobby and Ben kind of 
look at these kids and Ben 

1055
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,600
speaks up. 
Benz a little bit more brash, 

1056
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,440
Benz a little bit more. 
I don't know, confident is maybe

1057
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,000
the wrong word, but I'm gonna 
use that word than Bob 

1058
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,280
Confrontational. 
That's right. 

1059
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:32,400
He's a bit more confrontational 
than Bobby is, so Bobby would've

1060
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,400
been fine literally just going 
somewhere else. 

1061
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,000
It's not like there's not a lot 
of other play. 

1062
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,920
I mean, there's not a lot of 
other places they could go, but 

1063
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,080
it's not like Bobby's a big 
skater in the 1st place. 

1064
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,360
He just wanted to hang out with 
Ben. 

1065
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,720
And Ben literally goes up. 
He's like, dude, what are you 

1066
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,880
going to do with that little 
magic wand? 

1067
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,640
You're going to wave it around? 
Put a spell on me. 

1068
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,080
This is freaking Harry Potter, 
dude. 

1069
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,880
We don't care. 
You guys don't have turf. 

1070
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,640
That's ridiculous. 
Like, look, we're not taking up 

1071
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,440
the whole park. 
This park's massive. 

1072
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,160
You guys chill over there. 
We'll do our thing over here. 

1073
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,720
We like, there won't be any 
trouble. 

1074
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,240
The emo kids like do there's 
going to be trouble if you guys 

1075
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,640
don't leave or at least pay 
respects. 

1076
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,400
And you know, Ben, at this point
it's like the freak. 

1077
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,720
You mean pay respects? 
Like, what is that? 

1078
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,560
Like, what do you even mean by 
that? 

1079
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,200
And at this point, Bobby's 
starting to realize that Ben is 

1080
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,080
kind of finding this amusing 
more than concerning. 

1081
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,120
Bobby's more concerned by this 
just because they outnumber them

1082
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,040
like 4 to 2. 
And these emo kids definitely, 

1083
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,600
like, aren't hitting the gym 
every day. 

1084
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,640
But at the same time, like 4 to 
2, it doesn't matter, like how 

1085
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,560
big you are. 
Like, you're not taking them 

1086
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,240
one-on-one. 
So like, Bobby didn't want 

1087
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:35,320
anything like that. 
Even if it's that emo kids 

1088
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,280
smoke, he didn't want it in the 
first place. 

1089
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,720
So sure enough, Bobby kind of 
looks at Ben and kind of gives 

1090
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,280
them a look of like, hey, like, 
come on now. 

1091
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,480
And and Ben is like, no, I'm 
going with this. 

1092
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,120
And Ben's like, all right, man, 
you know what? 

1093
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,800
Put a spell on us, bro? 
Like if you honestly like, you 

1094
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,760
know what? 
We're going to take the 

1095
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,360
punishment, put a spell on us. 
And the main emo kid looks at 

1096
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,840
them is like, dude, you don't 
want our smoke like that. 

1097
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,200
You don't want us to like drop a
spell on you like that, bro. 

1098
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,520
You don't know our power. 
You don't totally get it. 

1099
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,000
And Bobby is just looking at 
them and Bobby kind of 

1100
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,800
completely freaked out at this 
point. 

1101
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,480
Not that they're going to 
actually put a spell on him and,

1102
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,440
I don't know, curse him or 
something. 

1103
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,080
Bobby is just so freaked out by 
everything going on. 

1104
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,880
He just doesn't want anything to
do with it. 

1105
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:21,640
So Bobby is like, I don't know, 
man, how about we just like we 

1106
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,520
stay here and you go over there 
and the emo kids like I'm not 

1107
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,000
talking to you, little boy, 
which like Bobby was like so 

1108
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,280
taken aback by this that the and
Ben was like, you don't call my 

1109
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,280
friend that. 
Come on, If you're such a big 

1110
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,320
guy, little boy. 
And at this point, Ben says 

1111
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,560
little boy back to them. 
If you're not such a big guy, 

1112
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,320
little boy, put a spell on us. 
He points the guy in the back 

1113
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,400
and there's like a little emo 
kid in the back with like a 

1114
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,480
little magic wand or something. 
Mate, e-mail kid says. 

1115
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,720
You know what gentlemen? 
Gentlemen, I don't want you guys

1116
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:54,080
to be seriously hurt. 
So I'm going to give you one 

1117
00:50:54,080 --> 00:51:00,240
more chance to to leave the 
premises or my friend will put a

1118
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:04,200
spell on you and one you will be
cursed so badly that you will 

1119
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,480
not make it out of this park 
alive. 

1120
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,840
We have magical powers that you 
simply don't understand. 

1121
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:16,320
And Ben is looking at them and 
and Bobby is looking at them and

1122
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,840
the emo kids are looking back. 
At this point, it's a class that

1123
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,800
it's it's one of those classic 
Texas stand offs, like who's 

1124
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,800
going to shoot first? 
But instead of shooting, it's 

1125
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,080
either staying there or shooting
your magic spells through your 

1126
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,560
wand or whatever. 
And you know, Ben was like, all 

1127
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,160
right, no, we're staying here. 
Put a spell on us, do it. 

1128
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,360
And the emo kid is like, fine, 
you've sealed your fate. 

1129
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,600
And all of them walk away. 
And at this point, you know, 

1130
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,960
Bobby and Ben look at each 
other. 

1131
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,600
And Bobby's like, dude, those 
kids are weird. 

1132
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,240
Like, I have no idea what's 
going on. 

1133
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,800
Ben is like, really? 
Is your neighborhood spawning 

1134
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,040
out the most MPCS in the world? 
Dude, like, this is crazy. 

1135
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,120
And that, you know, Bobby and 
Ben, we're probably going to go 

1136
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,120
back and forth a little bit 
about how weird these kids were,

1137
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,560
but they were unfortunately 
interrupted by chanting. 

1138
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:08,040
So they look over and they see 
the emo kids like holding hands,

1139
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,600
chanting like kind of like going
in a circle, like kind of like 

1140
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,800
moving in a circle holding 
hands, chanting like demonic 

1141
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,720
tongues. 
At this point, Bobby's like, 

1142
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,000
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. 
And Ben's like, dude, this is a 

1143
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,400
comedy routine. 
Please, like chill out. 

1144
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,000
And this point they do like the 
chanting gets louder and louder 

1145
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,720
and it's kind of weird. 
Like, it's really strange. 

1146
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,520
It's like, they definitely been 
rehearsing this. 

1147
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,520
And Bobby is going to. 
Bobby admits to me that for a 

1148
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,560
split second he was thinking 
like, dude, well, these kids 

1149
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,400
actually have magic powers. 
Spoiler, they don't. 

1150
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,280
They're just weird, right? 
And by the end of the chant, you

1151
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,800
know, one of the kids comes over
the main one, grabs the wand, 

1152
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,200
starts swinging it around and 
starts walking over to them. 

1153
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:54,200
He's like like one last chance, 
boys, I'm giving you one last 

1154
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,040
chance to literally survive. 
This is I'm giving you one more 

1155
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,000
chance unless you want to, like 
if you want to leave here and 

1156
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,680
see your parents again. 
And Bobby was just in his head. 

1157
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,720
Like dude, this kids are legitly
weird. 

1158
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,680
And Ben says, bring it on, dude,
I wanna see the worst you have. 

1159
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,640
And Bobby was like, he admits he
was a little bit concerned just 

1160
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,360
because, I don't know, just, 
like, the confidence these emo 

1161
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,320
kids had was kind of startling. 
And the main emo kids, like, 

1162
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,920
Fine, takes up his wand. 
He starts saying a bunch of 

1163
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,560
random gibberish and waving his 
wand in a circular motion, 

1164
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,520
pointing it at Bobby, Right. 
Or at Ben, not Bobby. 

1165
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,080
And Ben, you know, kind of looks
at Bobby and gives him a wink. 

1166
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,520
And Bobby knows that. 
But you know, Ben's about to be 

1167
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:42,320
up to some mischief. 
And the kid is like, it does 

1168
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,840
like what is very clearly like 
the final motion. 

1169
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:50,120
And Ben literally like opens his
eyes super wide, clutches his 

1170
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,960
heart and drops to the ground 
and doesn't move. 

1171
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,480
Bobby is like a little bit 
freaked out, but he also 

1172
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,840
remembers that Ben just like 
gave him a big wink. 

1173
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,240
And you hear all the emo kids, 
like some of them are in the 

1174
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,240
back. 
Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it 

1175
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,600
actually worked. 
The spell actually worked. 

1176
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:09,600
And the main emo kid has his 
look on his face like the most 

1177
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,160
scared look you've ever seen. 
The main emo kid was terrified 

1178
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,680
because for like a couple like 
for a good 30 seconds, the main 

1179
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,000
emo kid actually thought that he
just killed this kid from his 

1180
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,560
like magic spell or whatever. 
So sure enough, you know, the 

1181
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,000
emo kid, like drops his wand, 
rushes up to Ben and he's like, 

1182
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,520
no, no, the spell, it was too 
powerful. 

1183
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,320
I should have held back. 
And Bobby's just looking at 

1184
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,480
them. 
And the e-mail kids, the other 

1185
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,440
ones are standing like talking 
to each other. 

1186
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,800
And they're like frantically 
talking to each other. 

1187
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,800
They are really concerned about 
this. 

1188
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,800
They're like, dude, do we call 
the cops? 

1189
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,840
Do we bury the body? 
Like, what do we do? 

1190
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,320
Like, what if our parents find 
out all this kind of nonsense, 

1191
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,040
right? 
And that's when you hear 

1192
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,720
giggling. 
It started as giggling, but then

1193
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:57,560
it just evolved into laughter. 
And that's when Ben flips over 

1194
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,400
and is this, you can see that 
he's just been laughing. 

1195
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,040
He couldn't hold it in any 
longer. 

1196
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,680
And he gets up. 
He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God,

1197
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,560
he fell for it. 
This is the funniest thing ever.

1198
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,920
He's like, guys, you're not 
Wizards. 

1199
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,760
You're just weird. 
Go to look, go to that side of 

1200
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,640
the park. 
We're going to be here, and 

1201
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,040
there's nothing you can do about
it. 

1202
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,680
And that's when I think the emo 
kids kind of realize that, you 

1203
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,960
know, they weren't going to 
scare them out of there, and 

1204
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,200
they definitely were not going 
to fight them out of there 

1205
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,520
either. 
So sure enough, the emo kids 

1206
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,720
are. 
They don't even say anything. 

1207
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,000
These kids are they're kind of, 
I guess they're kind of done 

1208
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,160
with trying to scare like Bobby 
and Ben out of there. 

1209
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,920
So they pick up their stuff, 
they get up and they leave. 

1210
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,720
And Bobby and Ben, you know, 
they go back to doing their 

1211
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,720
whatever they were doing before.
But it really was just never the

1212
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,640
same after that. 
Because like for the rest of the

1213
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,600
day, Bobby, like Ben would just 
continuously make emo kid jokes 

1214
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,440
and Bobby would laugh and make 
them back. 

1215
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,680
So in fact, the rest of the day 
was better than ever before. 

1216
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,920
And this happened a long time 
ago. 

1217
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,360
Like this happened like four or 
five years ago and Bobby and Ben

1218
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,840
actually can't reunited a couple
years like about a year ago. 

1219
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,360
And literally like the only like
the only thing they did during 

1220
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,120
their like when they reunited 
was retold this story and like 

1221
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:09,960
made jokes about it the entire 
time. 

1222
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:13,160
And yeah, this is probably if 
you want to continue supporting 

1223
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,480
the channel, please click on the
video on screen right now. 

1224
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,640
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it, do it. 

1225
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,640
I was going to everyone. 
Today we have a story of one of 

1226
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,200
the cringiest emo kids of all 
time. 

1227
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,280
So sit back, relax, subscribe to
the channel if you're new. 

1228
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,480
We're calling today's subscriber
who submitted the story, Brent. 

1229
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,560
So this all happened when Brent 
was at soccer camp. 

1230
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,480
And so Brent went to the soccer 
camp every single year. 

1231
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,400
And it just happened that this 
year he encountered the emo kid 

1232
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,880
at soccer camp. 
So anyways, this was just 

1233
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,240
another summer of Brent going to
soccer camp. 

1234
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,240
His mom dropped him off and once
again he was pretty excited to 

1235
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,920
go. 
Unfortunately, some of the 

1236
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,800
friends he made from the year 
before, they didn't show up this

1237
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,400
time. 
So we kind of like was kind of 

1238
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,760
very proactive about finding 
people, you know, meeting new 

1239
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,560
people and trying to make some 
new friends. 

1240
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,160
So anyways, in the very 
beginning of soccer camp, they 

1241
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,640
had kind of a get to know other 
people type deal. 

1242
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,240
And all of a sudden, right Brent
sees this girl and she was that 

1243
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,280
kind of like the girls soccer 
camp. 

1244
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,960
So it was kind of split up like 
boys soccer camp and girls 

1245
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,240
soccer camp. 
However, it was all under the 

1246
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,760
same umbrella of like the soccer
camp program. 

1247
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,720
So they would eat lunch 
together, do non soccer 

1248
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,000
activities, but like the morning
soccer practices were kind of 

1249
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,200
split up by gender like that. 
And so anyways, right, right 

1250
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:32,320
away Brent saw this girl Emily, 
and he immediately kind of fell 

1251
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,880
in love with her. 
Not actually, but was like, OMG,

1252
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,720
lol she's cute. 
I'm going to have to, I'm going 

1253
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,840
to try and hit non skin. 
He's like, I don't know, he's 

1254
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,760
like he's gone to soccer camp. 
He's not trying to hit bro, 

1255
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,000
that's crazy. 
But anyways, right, so she's 

1256
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,720
going to be an important 
character later on, but for the 

1257
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,120
meantime, we don't need to think
about her because someone much 

1258
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,080
more important comes into the 
picture. 

1259
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,160
So while Brent is thinking about
like, Oh my God, look at that 

1260
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,880
girl over there. 
I got to start talking to her. 

1261
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,640
That's crazy. 
He accidentally bumps into this 

1262
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:05,440
guy and he look turns around. 
This guy is like, I don't know, 

1263
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,400
a little bit bigger than him, a 
little bit heavier than him, 

1264
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,360
just like kind of a bigger guy. 
And he's, he's got this like 

1265
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,560
long black hair that's swished 
over. 

1266
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,200
He's like, he's wearing like the
standard soccer cleats. 

1267
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,320
But otherwise it's like this 
black band, heavy metal T-shirt.

1268
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,560
He's got like black painted 
nails. 

1269
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,480
He's got like a spiky wristband 
on or whatever. 

1270
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:31,120
And he turns around, he's like, 
yo, what did you, what did you 

1271
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,960
bump into me bro? 
And Brent's like, oh, my fault. 

1272
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,800
Like didn't mean to do that. 
He's like, you think that I'm, 

1273
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,400
you don't think that I'm an 
alpha. 

1274
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,880
Is that what you think? 
Brent's like what he's like I'm 

1275
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,560
an alpha male. 
Just in case you weren't aware, 

1276
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,760
which I know these 
subconsciously were because, you

1277
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,720
know, all betas instantly know 
when there's an alpha present 

1278
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:55,120
and Andrews or Brent's, sorry, 
Andrew was the guy from like 7 

1279
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,840
stores ago. 
Brent was like, what? 

1280
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,440
He's like, bro, do you not know 
what beta males and alpha males 

1281
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,000
are? 
Well, basically, beta males are 

1282
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,440
like, you and lame. 
And alpha males are strong, 

1283
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,960
powerful and dominant in the 
pack. 

1284
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,760
And with that, like, the emo 
kids does a big, like, swipe of 

1285
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,880
his big, long black hair. 
So like, his bangs would no 

1286
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,120
longer cover his eyes. 
It immediately fell back in 

1287
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,840
front of his face. 
He's like, yeah, just so you 

1288
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,080
know, kid, get out of my way. 
And the emo kid, like, shuffles 

1289
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,280
away. 
And this was Brent's first 

1290
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:32,360
interaction with the emo kid. 
So he's like, OK, that's cool, 

1291
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:36,520
man. 
Like, OK, see you around, buddy.

1292
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:40,440
Bye, bye. 
So anyways, let's let's Fast 

1293
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,520
forward a little bit. 
After soccer practice in the 

1294
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,200
morning, Brent was actually one 
of the better kids there. 

1295
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,960
He was pretty good at soccer. 
They had lunch and then the 

1296
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,040
afternoon they had activities 
such as like this, like, I don't

1297
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,960
know, like tag capture of like 
all kind of like random camp 

1298
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,840
activities. 
And today was capture the flag. 

1299
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,760
And Brent happened to be on the 
same team as Emily. 

1300
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,240
So immediately he goes over 
there, he's like, hey, how's it 

1301
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,680
going? 
Like my name is Brent. 

1302
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,400
Emily's like, hey, like my 
name's Emily. 

1303
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,200
Nice to meet you and Brent and 
Emily. 

1304
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,880
Immediately hit it off. 
They're having a good time, 

1305
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,560
they're talking with each other,
they're enjoying each others 

1306
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,520
company. 
You simply love to see it. 

1307
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,880
And like, from very far away, 
Brent catches the eye of the emo

1308
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,040
kid who's on the other team and 
is just staring him down. 

1309
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,320
For some reason. 
Brent doesn't really think much 

1310
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,600
of it. 
And then, like, you know, he 

1311
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,240
goes back to talking to Emily. 
So they're playing capture to 

1312
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,520
flag right now. 
And Brent, you know, runs over 

1313
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,440
to the other side, gets the flag
right, and it starts running 

1314
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,320
back to his side. 
If you don't know capture a 

1315
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,440
flag, there's like this little 
penny on both sides or like a 

1316
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,920
little piece of cloth or 
something. 

1317
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,440
And while you're on the 
opponent's side, if they tag 

1318
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,280
you, you're in jail. 
But what you're trying to do is 

1319
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,920
trying to run over there, grab 
their flag and run back to your 

1320
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,600
side without being tagged. 
However, there was a stipulation

1321
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,560
that it had to be A tag. 
This isn't tackling. 

1322
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,040
You can't push someone, you 
can't like, punch them or 

1323
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,360
anything. 
You have to tag them if they're 

1324
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:06,480
on your side. 
So Sam Brent is running over 

1325
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,000
there. 
Sorry, I have a list of names in

1326
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,480
front of me and from other 
stories. 

1327
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,520
Brent is running over there. 
He grabs the enemy team's flag 

1328
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,520
and is running back to his side.
And he's really close when he 

1329
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,080
just like immediately slams into
the ground. 

1330
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,720
And that's when he realizes that
there's a big guy on top of him.

1331
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,600
And that's when he realizes that
the emo kid tackled him. 

1332
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,320
So the emo kids like, nice try 
buddy. 

1333
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,680
Next time try not to fight to 
the alpha males. 

1334
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,240
And then it came counselor comes
over and says, hey, hey, we said

1335
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,400
no tackling you. 
You're on the sidelines points 

1336
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,160
to the emo kid. 
You know he's disqualified or 

1337
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,880
whatever has this did on the 
sidelines. 

1338
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,800
So alpha man. 
But anyways, right. 

1339
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,280
So the pennies returned, but 
also Brent isn't in like jail. 

1340
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,320
He goes back to the other side 
and the emo kid has to sit out 

1341
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,560
for the rest of capture the flag
and Brent continues to talk to 

1342
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:02,080
Emily in the entire time. 
The emo kid is just like looking

1343
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,280
over and he's like all angrily 
staring at Brent. 

1344
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,800
So Brent is now his official 
enemy. 

1345
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,600
Brent kind of just assumed that 
they were enemies because of 

1346
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,240
when he bumped into him and also
when he got him disqualified, 

1347
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,800
which did Brent really get him 
disqualified or was it because 

1348
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,880
he's an idiot and jumped on him 
that's why he got disqualified? 

1349
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,240
Who knows, ma'am? 
But there was another reason why

1350
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,160
the emo kid hated Brent. 
There was another reason that 

1351
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:30,640
Brent did not realize at the 
moment, but was very, very, very

1352
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,280
potent. 
And it's going to be very, very 

1353
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,120
important for later on in the 
story. 

1354
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,200
I'm going to, I'm going to give 
you you guys a hint. 

1355
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,120
It starts with an E and ends 
with Emily. 

1356
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,720
Did you guys get it Starts with 
an E and ends with Emily. 

1357
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,000
Emily, I'm just going to tell 
you, Yeah, it is Emily the girl.

1358
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,040
So emo kid likes her. 
ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk

1359
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,200
for the rest of that capture the
flag game. 

1360
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,640
The entire time the emo kid is 
staring Brent down. 

1361
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,040
Brent just simply assumes, well,
this kid hates me for that 

1362
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,120
reason only. 
But let me just say that the 

1363
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:03,120
next week of soccer camp was the
craziest week that Brent has 

1364
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,680
ever had. 
So anyways, right, his mom picks

1365
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,040
him up. 
He goes back home. 

1366
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,680
His mom's like, hey, how was the
first day? 

1367
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,680
And Brent says, oh, I met this 
really weird kid who tackled me.

1368
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:13,120
And she's like, Oh my God, are 
you OK? 

1369
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,800
He's like, yeah, actually, I've 
barely any scrapes on me even. 

1370
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,680
But he seems to not like me. 
So I'll keep you updated on 

1371
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,800
that. 
So Brent is dropped off the next

1372
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,320
day, and he walks over there. 
And that's when the emo kid, you

1373
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,000
know, is just staring him down. 
And you know, Brent is kind of 

1374
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,280
walking over because there's a 
little bit of like a 5/10/15 

1375
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,440
minute period where the kids are
just standing around talking 

1376
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,680
with each other, waiting for 
them all to be dropped off. 

1377
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:40,760
And then the kind of the soccer 
camp officials or camp 

1378
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,960
counselors would then split them
up into groups, do soccer 

1379
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,600
drills, play games, whatever, 
standard kind of affair. 

1380
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,280
And he's just kind of waiting 
around. 

1381
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,480
And that's when the emo kid 
comes up to him and says, so 

1382
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:54,360
you're challenging my authority 
as the alpha man. 

1383
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:58,560
And Brent is kind of just like 
what he's like, I'll say it 

1384
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:01,400
again just in case your little 
beta ears couldn't hear me. 

1385
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:05,040
So you're challenging my 
authority that I that I'm the 

1386
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,160
alpha male of the pack. 
If we were wolves, which we kind

1387
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,480
of are. 
And Brent was like, what? 

1388
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,360
If we were wolves as. 
We kind of are. 

1389
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:17,440
As I said, I would be the alpha 
male alpha wolf and you would be

1390
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:21,360
the beta wolf and I would be 
banging your wife while you 

1391
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,320
watch Little Cook beta wolf 
wolf. 

1392
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:28,760
And Brent is looking at this kid
and this kid is like like, no 

1393
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,120
offense, but this kid is like 
the opposite of what a 

1394
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:34,520
stereotypical alpha male would 
look like, right? 

1395
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,600
One of those red pit alpha 
males. 

1396
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,400
It just looks the complete 
opposite of that. 

1397
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,560
But anyways, Brett's not going 
to get into like a, you know, a 

1398
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,520
he's not going to like he's not 
going to rebuttal this kid 

1399
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,160
because like, what is there to 
rebuttal everything, man? 

1400
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,600
Like this kid has no argument. 
But anyways, Brent's like, OK, 

1401
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,840
and the emo kids like, well, you
say OK, but remember yesterday 

1402
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,800
when you got me kicked out of 
the game, which you obviously 

1403
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,320
tipped off the ref and Brent's 
like, bro, you tackled me. 

1404
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,640
It's very clearly stated in the 
rule books that you're not 

1405
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,720
allowed to tackle anyone. 
How is this on me? 

1406
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:12,440
He's like, dude, it was so 
clearly on you because the ref 

1407
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,920
understood that I was the alpha 
male and I was simply asserting 

1408
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,240
my dominance, bro. 
And yeah, Brent's just like, 

1409
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,480
dude, the, the, the freak. 
Are you talking about, dude? 

1410
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,440
Like I, I, I paid him off with 
what? 

1411
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,360
The $5 allowance I get a week 
with what? 

1412
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,080
My, my, you smelly, stinky 
socks. 

1413
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,320
What, what do I have? 
And he's like, I don't know, 

1414
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,440
man, I don't know. 
Maybe he took his daughter in a 

1415
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,720
day because his daughter's so 
ugly she'd never get a date. 

1416
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,480
And Brent's like, was, was that 
a dis? 

1417
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,600
Like, does he even have a 
daughter? 

1418
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,520
He's like 20, bro. 
What? 

1419
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,840
And then e-mail kids. 
Like anyways, I just wanted to. 

1420
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:53,000
Let you know that I'm the F man.
You're the beta man, I will do 

1421
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,160
you. 
What if when you have one and 

1422
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,320
sing and the emo kid walks away 
and Brandon at this point is 

1423
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:07,720
like what? 
Why, why, why, why Why is this 

1424
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,640
my life? 
Anyway, so skip forward to the 

1425
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,880
the soccer practice. 
They're put into groups and the 

1426
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,080
emo kid was in Group B earlier. 
So they basically split them up 

1427
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,160
into Group A and Group B. 
So the Group A is the better 

1428
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:23,200
players and Group B is the crap.
I'm just kidding. 

1429
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,160
The players who are newer to 
soccer and the emo kid 

1430
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:30,000
apparently was on the like, was 
on the cusp of Group A. 

1431
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,440
It was on it was at the very top
of Group B. 

1432
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,240
And because his performance was 
good enough, he was actually 

1433
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,360
moved up to Group A. 
Now Brent, instead of having a 

1434
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:42,080
morning to himself to focus on 
soccer, now had to deal with the

1435
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,640
emo kid being, you know, thrown 
into the mix here. 

1436
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,720
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some 
drills with a soccer ball, and 

1437
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,800
they're kind of like kicking 
them around cones. 

1438
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,120
You have to kind of keep control
of the ball while you're 

1439
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,480
running. 
And the emo kid, like, they 

1440
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,680
started, they said, OK, line up 
in the three groups. 

1441
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,240
And the emo kid immediately ran 
behind Brent. 

1442
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,160
And Brent kind of looks behind 
him. 

1443
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,560
He's like, what? 
An emo kid said nothing. 

1444
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,760
Brent, just letting you know 
that I'm the F of myth here. 

1445
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,400
And Brent's like, OK, fine, 
let's just do the drill. 

1446
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:14,520
So the ref blows the whistle. 
Brent starts kicking the ball 

1447
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:18,320
and moving with it, and the emo 
kid immediately runs up behind 

1448
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,440
him and trips him. 
He's like, oh, sorry. 

1449
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,920
And the ref's like, hey. 
And the emo kids like, it was an

1450
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,800
accident, I swear. 
And the ref's like, all right, 

1451
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,240
be careful. 
And Brent is starting to get 

1452
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:31,240
really angry because like, you 
know, if you got an injury in 

1453
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,800
soccer, like especially if you 
get like a foot injury, he could

1454
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,480
be out for the entire week. 
I mean, this is like one of his 

1455
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,280
favorite camps that he has every
single summer. 

1456
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,120
He loves going to it as one of 
his favorite things to do. 

1457
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,320
And this emo kid for the second 
time in the last 24 hours has, 

1458
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:49,640
you know, caught like has gotten
really close to causing him a 

1459
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,240
pretty big injury. 
Like, I mean, he could have 

1460
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,000
like, he jumped on him 
yesterday. 

1461
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,200
He ran behind him knocking him 
over. 

1462
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,920
What if he twisted an ankle? 
What if he like, I don't know, 

1463
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,520
fractured something in his leg? 
Like, it's not that hard, 

1464
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,280
especially when you got a big 
old kid jumping on top of you 

1465
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,920
every 5 minutes. 
It's difficult. 

1466
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,600
It's it's not that difficult, 
man. 

1467
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:12,640
So anyways, Brent, for the next 
activity waits to get into line 

1468
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,760
before the emo kid does because 
he doesn't want to be in the 

1469
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,640
same line as the emo kid. 
But it turns out that like 

1470
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,600
everyone else lines up and it's 
literally just Brent and the emo

1471
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,760
kid waiting for each other to 
move because the Brent wants to 

1472
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,600
go where the emo kid doesn't go 
and the emo kid wants to go 

1473
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,000
where Brent goes. 
And the refs are, or they're not

1474
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,600
the refs, but the soccer coaches
are like, come on, come on. 

1475
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,279
Kind of like guys get into line 
and Brent's like, OK. 

1476
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:38,560
And he sprints to the end of the
line and then the emo kid 

1477
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:42,359
sprints to the back of that line
and the coach is like emo kid 

1478
01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:45,120
says his actual name. 
Can you go to another line like 

1479
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,240
that? 
Lines too long. 

1480
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,960
The emo kids like okay, moves 
over one line and when the coach

1481
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,760
turns his head, the emo kid 
literally runs back into the 

1482
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,720
line with Brent again. 
So when the coach turns around, 

1483
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:59,240
he's like, but emo kid, I said, 
could you go to that line? 

1484
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,279
And he's like fine, emo kid 
eventually goes to that line, 

1485
01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:04,920
actually does that. 
So for the rest of soccer 

1486
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,279
practice, the emo kid tried to 
like bump into Brent, tried to 

1487
01:09:08,279 --> 01:09:11,000
make his life difficult, 
basically was just being a big 

1488
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,279
butt the entire time. 
But thankfully, right, I know 

1489
01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:16,960
that nothing really happened. 
He didn't bump into Brent 

1490
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,760
successfully again. 
In fact, the emo kid, most of 

1491
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,399
the time when he tried to bump 
into Brent, Brent would do some 

1492
01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:25,439
like very slick soccer move, 
kind of like break his ankles, 

1493
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:26,640
not literally, but you know what
I mean. 

1494
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,240
And the emo kid would like fall 
flat on his face because he kind

1495
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,680
of like tried to run into Brent.
And then Brent sidestepped him 

1496
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,520
and completely swerved out of 
his way. 

1497
01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:39,760
ANYWAYS, though, things start to
get a little bit more 

1498
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,399
interesting because throughout 
the next day, Brennan, Emily are

1499
01:09:43,399 --> 01:09:46,000
talking it up. 
It's very it's very like it's 

1500
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,359
kind of like the known thing for
the camp that like those two 

1501
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:52,479
were kind of like the unofficial
soccer camp couple. 

1502
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,160
I don't know if your camp's head
stuff like that, but this was 

1503
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,280
true for the soccer camp and 
word was the like the two of 

1504
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,400
them, they were kind of kissed 
soon. 

1505
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:03,560
Oh my God, guys, isn't that like
12th base or something? 

1506
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,880
So sure enough, right, one of 
one of these days, so like a day

1507
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,400
later, Emily and Brent are just 
sitting with each other at 

1508
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,040
lunch. 
They're kind of on like a quote 

1509
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,320
UN quote date or whatever. 
And that's when a girl comes 

1510
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,040
over and sits next to them and 
Emily's like, oh, this is my 

1511
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:20,480
friend Robin. 
And Robin's like, hey, guys, 

1512
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:24,160
like, I just want to let you 
know, Emily, that the kid over 

1513
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:28,320
there and points the e-mail kid 
is planning to ask you out soon.

1514
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,360
And Emily's like, dude, I don't 
know that kid. 

1515
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,400
I've never spoken to him in my 
life. 

1516
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,840
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I 
know exactly who that kid is. 

1517
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,720
Emily's like, what? 
And Brent basically tells her 

1518
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,360
the story that I told you guys 
for the last 13 minutes. 

1519
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:45,040
And she's like, oh, my God, he's
the worst. 

1520
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,520
And Brent's like, well, that 
would explain why he really 

1521
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,520
hates me too. 
Because like, not just that I 

1522
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,160
embarrassed him, but I've been 
hanging out with you the entire 

1523
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,920
time. 
And, you know, he probably knows

1524
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,440
that we've been talking a lot. 
And Emily laughs a little bit. 

1525
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:59,440
And this one, Robin says. 
Dude, like, I'm serious. 

1526
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:03,400
This kid is gonna come over and 
ask you out within like the next

1527
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:06,160
24 hours. 
He's gonna do it publicly. 

1528
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:07,720
It's gonna be really 
embarrassing. 

1529
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:11,320
Everyone's told him not to do 
it, but he's in his own world. 

1530
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:14,440
You gotta put you gotta let you 
gotta let him down nicely, 

1531
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,400
though. 
And you know, Brent was like, 

1532
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:20,480
no, no, be no mercy, no mercy. 
Make him suffer. 

1533
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,520
And he's like, Brent, I'm not 
going to make him suffer. 

1534
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,520
I don't know this kid, Brent's 
like make him suffer. 

1535
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:28,040
And he's like, OK, I'm going to 
be nice when he comes over. 

1536
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,080
I'm going to be firm. 
I'm going to be direct, but I'm 

1537
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,720
going to be nice about it. 
I'm going to be cordial. 

1538
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,520
And life is going to go back to 
what it was before. 

1539
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,800
So sure enough, right, Brent now
realizes that the emo kid has a 

1540
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:41,120
massive crush on Emily. 
And Brent also starts to think 

1541
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:45,480
about it when Emily says no to 
him and when she starts really, 

1542
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:47,080
you know, hanging out with me 
more. 

1543
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,480
And when word gets around that 
we kiss, because we totally are,

1544
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,680
this is in Brent's head, right? 
He's going to actually, like, 

1545
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:57,240
ramp up the craziness even more 
than it already is. 

1546
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,720
I think I'm screwed boys. 
Real quick, if you made it this 

1547
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,000
far into the video comment emo 
down below. 

1548
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,040
I'm going to hard as many 
comments as I can and say that 

1549
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:06,560
that is the secret word of the 
day. 

1550
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:10,240
And also, if you want to support
the channel and help boost me 

1551
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:13,800
back into the algorithm, all you
got to do is at some point, 

1552
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:17,360
maybe after this video, maybe 
later, sit down and watch a 

1553
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,520
bunch of my videos in a row, 
maybe while you're playing video

1554
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:24,280
games or drawing or cleaning a 
room or maybe to help you go to 

1555
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,960
sleep. 
I take that as a compliment. 

1556
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,760
Now I understand it, leaving the
comment section down below how 

1557
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,160
you're helping boost the 
channel. 

1558
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:33,520
I will heart it. 
I will say thank you and I'll 

1559
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,480
even shout some people out like 
the person on screen right now. 

1560
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,240
Thank you to this person on 
screen and all of you guys for 

1561
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,800
all the support recently. 
It's really helped boost the 

1562
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,520
channel. 
We're growing again. 

1563
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,480
You'll love to see it. 
Let's get back to the story. 

1564
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:49,120
So anyways, flash forward to 
that night or not that night, 

1565
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,800
but that afternoon. 
Remember when this is the like 

1566
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,480
the mixed gender just fun, more 
camp activities. 

1567
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,800
They're playing dodgeball. 
And sure enough, you know, the 

1568
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:00,640
emo kid and Brent actually 
happened to be on the same team 

1569
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,320
this time. 
So like emo kid and Brent, 

1570
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:04,720
they're picking up the dodge 
balls. 

1571
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,360
They're throwing them. 
You know, they're trying to 

1572
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:09,320
avoid being hit by the dodge 
balls and the e-mail kid walks 

1573
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:13,880
over is like Sup bro. 
And Brent's like what emo kids 

1574
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,960
like. 
I just wanted to let you know 

1575
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,160
that, like, I know that you and 
Emily or you have been trying to

1576
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:23,320
flirt with Emily and it's been 
filling horribly for my sources.

1577
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,840
At least that's what my sources 
said. 

1578
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,720
And I just want to let you know 
that, you know, I let you have 

1579
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,440
your fun. 
I let you play like the little 

1580
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:36,400
beta little lamb you are. 
But I'm actually going to come 

1581
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,840
in and as the alpha male, assert
my dominance and claim what is 

1582
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:44,160
mine. 
Emily shall be my girlfriend by 

1583
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:50,680
the end of tomorrow, so mark my 
words and I will watch as little

1584
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:54,960
tears roll down your face 
because you're so sad that I 

1585
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,080
took your girl. 
Oh, little Brent. 

1586
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,400
I'm so sorry, Brents. 
Like dude, she's not going to. 

1587
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:05,480
I've talked to her. 
She's going to say no like I 

1588
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:10,040
like don't do it, I hate you, 
but I know for a fact that 

1589
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,360
you're going to get rejected in 
front of everyone. 

1590
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,520
Emo kids like nice try little 
boy. 

1591
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,240
I know for a fact that my 
testosterone is 10 trillion and 

1592
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,280
yours is 0. 
So based on that alone plus a 

1593
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:27,360
billion other factors such as my
manliness, my alpha maleness, my

1594
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:31,240
swag overall levels, and a 
billion more things just she 

1595
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,760
will obviously say yes to me. 
And even if you 2 are fake 

1596
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,600
dating, she'll break up with you
immediately to say yes to me. 

1597
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:39,920
I just know some things that you
don't know. 

1598
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:43,440
Brent, get over it. 
So the emo kid walks away and 

1599
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:46,720
Brent's like, well, you know, my
conscience is clear because I 

1600
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,880
tried to warn the kid not to do 
it. 

1601
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,840
I tried to warn the kid, right? 
I'm not a bad guy. 

1602
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,160
I told him not to do it. 
I told him. 

1603
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,240
I said I even gave him the 
benefit of the doubt. 

1604
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,200
So I don't like you, but I want 
to help you here. 

1605
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,040
He didn't listen to me. 
It's not my fault. 

1606
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:04,640
Whatever happens tomorrow, next 
day rolls around at soccer 

1607
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:07,360
practice. 
The emo kid for the entire 

1608
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,600
morning is like, Brent, Brent 
better spend the last moments 

1609
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,200
with Emily as you can because 
she's about to be my girlfriend.

1610
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:18,120
Oh, and Brent's like, dude, 
shut, shut up, dude. 

1611
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,560
He's like, Oh my God, am I 
getting to you, man? 

1612
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,960
Am I getting to you, man? 
Oh man, it was so easy to break 

1613
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:30,360
your thin weak beta skin. 
Oh my God my words are hurting 

1614
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:33,360
you so much. 
I'm going to lick up your little

1615
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:38,440
salty tears. 
They're so tasty and so good and

1616
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:41,680
Prince like shut up bro, you're 
going to get embarrassed. 

1617
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:44,920
I can't wait for the moment. 
She better go hard. 

1618
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:48,840
Anyways, flash forward to lunch 
the moment. 

1619
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:52,280
So anyways, Brent is sitting 
with Emily and Emily's like, 

1620
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,200
dude, the emo kid, I can't see 
him anywhere. 

1621
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,360
And Brent's like, dude, he's 
going to ask you out. 

1622
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,600
It's happening. 
Get over it. 

1623
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:04,240
It's going to happen any second.
She's like he's going to do in 

1624
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:08,240
the next day, which means 
probably now, probably now in 

1625
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,720
front of everyone. 
And you know, Brent's like, 

1626
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:13,960
that's what he said he would do.
And Brent was like, Oh my God, 

1627
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:17,520
don't turn around because Brent 
was looking in. 

1628
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,800
The emo kid was walking over and
what was he walking over with? 

1629
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:25,120
He was walking over with a boom 
box. 

1630
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:28,320
You already know where this is 
going. 

1631
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,320
And Brent's like, you know what?
Brace yourself. 

1632
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:34,320
Try and have an out of body 
experience right now so you 

1633
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,560
don't have to deal with what's 
about to happen. 

1634
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,480
This is about to be bad, Emily, 
I'm so sorry. 

1635
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,680
And Emily's like, Oh my God. 
Oh my God. 

1636
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,880
And that's when you start to 
hear music. 

1637
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:49,400
It's the emo kids personal band.
So it's like this heavy metal 

1638
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,760
rock band. 
So this imagine some like heavy 

1639
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,360
metal rock going in the 
background and the lyrics are. 

1640
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:59,080
Emily. 
Emily, why? 

1641
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:02,080
Why do you hang with losers like
Brent? 

1642
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,560
Emily, please love me. 
Yeah. 

1643
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,600
It's just kind of like more 
stuff like that in the 

1644
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,920
background and the emo kid is 
like rocking out by himself with

1645
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,920
an air guitar while this is all 
going on. 

1646
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,800
It is the worst moment of 
Brent's life because the second 

1647
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:21,240
hand embarrassment is so strong.
He's basically getting first 

1648
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:22,640
hand embarrassment from the 
whole thing. 

1649
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,400
Everyone has stopped eating and 
turned around, including the 

1650
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:28,480
counselors. 
They're just watching this kid 

1651
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:32,160
bounce around with an air guitar
with his like super long black 

1652
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:36,120
bangs flying around around the 
place as this boom box plays one

1653
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,720
of the the crappiest songs 
they've ever heard. 

1654
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,440
The terribly mixed the worst 
lyrics basically saying the 

1655
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:46,080
Brent sucks and that she should 
be in love with him. 

1656
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,800
And he's bouncing around. 
And then after five whole 

1657
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,400
excruciating minutes and 
everyone at this point is 

1658
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,080
laughing and trying to hold 
themselves together. 

1659
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,880
After five whole long 
excruciating minutes of the 

1660
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,840
worst music ever and some like 
really bad air guitar and 

1661
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:03,120
bouncing around, the song stops.
And the emo kid says, Emily, it 

1662
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,760
is clear who you shall choose. 
What is your verdict? 

1663
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,040
And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I 
don't know you. 

1664
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,200
I'm not going out with you emo 
kids. 

1665
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,560
Like, that's hilarious. 
What's your actual verdict? 

1666
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,920
I mean, Emily's like, dude, I 
don't know you. 

1667
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,040
He's like, dude, that's 
hilarious. 

1668
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,760
What's your actual verdict? 
And Brent's like, all right, 

1669
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:26,200
man, that's enough. 
Let's concede while we're 

1670
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,440
behind. 
The emo kid looks at Brent and 

1671
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:31,600
says, this isn't over, man. 
And he walks away with his boom 

1672
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,360
box and Brent's like, why did he
say that to me? 

1673
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,080
I didn't didn't, I didn't dump 
them. 

1674
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,560
And Emily's like, dude, that was
worse than I could have ever 

1675
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,120
imagined. 
And right. 

1676
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:43,120
So Robin, the friend who wore 
them, came over again and said, 

1677
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,800
look, I should have warned you 
about that. 

1678
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,920
I didn't. 
I didn't think it was real. 

1679
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,200
I didn't even think that that 
was actually going to happen. 

1680
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,760
I was told earlier this morning 
and I laughed. 

1681
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,560
I'm so sorry. 
I should take take anything that

1682
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,880
you hear about this kid 
seriously from this point on 

1683
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:01,880
because Oh my God. 
And Emily's like, wait, Oh no, 

1684
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,720
we still have an activity 
tonight, like for the like this 

1685
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:07,640
afternoon. 
And Brent's like, Oh my God, he 

1686
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:11,320
said this isn't over. 
And sure enough, it was far from

1687
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,600
over. 
So they get to the activity that

1688
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,040
afternoon. 
So it was probably the worst 

1689
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:19,880
possible activity that it could 
have been because it was small 

1690
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,720
groups of charades. 
They kind of ran out. 

1691
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:25,400
They they had something else 
planned, but since it started to

1692
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,680
rain, they had to go inside. 
So they're like, all right, 

1693
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,080
we're going to break you off 
into small groups of three and 

1694
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,200
we're going to have you play 
charades with each other. 

1695
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,440
And at this point, like they're 
like, OK, what are the odds? 

1696
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,840
Brent's like, what are the odds 
that I'm put with? 

1697
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,360
And the person says Brent Emily 
and emo kid. 

1698
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,280
And Brent's like, you got to be 
joking, man. 

1699
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,920
You got you got to be joking 
apparently, right? 

1700
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:51,880
Robin tells him this like later 
on, like once the camp is over, 

1701
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,120
apparently they e-mail because 
she was talking with one of the 

1702
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,080
camp counselors about everything
that went down. 

1703
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:58,560
The camp counselor said that 
like once like it started to 

1704
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,680
rain, the emo kid went up to 
them and asked what they were 

1705
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:02,560
doing. 
Camp counselor said, oh, we're 

1706
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,600
doing groups, small groups of 
charades. 

1707
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:07,320
And an emo kid requested that 
his two best friends and him 

1708
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:10,040
were put together in a group. 
So it wasn't just random. 

1709
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,280
It was the emo kid, but Brent 
didn't know that at the time. 

1710
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:15,320
So Brent looks at Emily and 
Emily looks at Brent, and 

1711
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,920
they're both both, but they're 
both. 

1712
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,880
Basically just like, oh boy. 
And they then they both look at 

1713
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,680
the emo kid who has a massive 
smile on his face. 

1714
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:27,160
So all three of them go away to 
a corner in the emo kids. 

1715
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:30,280
Like Emily, I might have came on
too strong. 

1716
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,200
And she's like, well, that's an 
understatement. 

1717
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,320
But he's like, I will show you 
the truth. 

1718
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:41,400
Brent, I challenge you to an 
alpha battle, Princess. 

1719
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:45,320
Like what's an alpha battle? 
You're such a beta for not 

1720
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:47,880
knowing what an alpha battle is.
Beta. 

1721
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,840
He's like an alpha battle will 
be proof that I am alpha and you

1722
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,880
are a weak beta. 
And then Emily will choose me, 

1723
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,120
and Emily's like I'm not. 
And he's like, wait. 

1724
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,240
Your your heart will tell you 
otherwise. 

1725
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,560
After the alpha battle, Emily's 
like, OK, I'm still not going 

1726
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:02,960
to. 
She's like. 

1727
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,800
God stop. 
Silence, woman. 

1728
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,480
And Brent was like, whoa, chill 
out, dude. 

1729
01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:11,440
He's like you silence too. 
We're having an alpha battle 

1730
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,680
right now. 
So right, this is kind of looks 

1731
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:16,800
like they're doing really weird 
charades from afar, but the emo 

1732
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:21,440
kid is like, all right, let's 
form our best wolf poses. 

1733
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:25,480
Brent's like what? 
He said form your best wolf 

1734
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:27,320
poses. 
Now. 

1735
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,440
And Emoka burns like all right, 
all right, oh, emo kids. 

1736
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:34,360
Like that is the worst wolf pose
I've ever seen. 

1737
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:36,600
You were definitely not part 
wolf like I am. 

1738
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:39,160
And the emo kid, this is really 
weird pose. 

1739
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:43,280
He's like, oh. 
My God I'm wolfing so hard right

1740
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,880
now. 
This is the most e-mail thing. 

1741
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,960
I mean the most, the most alpha 
thing I've ever done. 

1742
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,920
Oh my God. 
At this point Emily is like 

1743
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,360
guys, you are both embarrassing 
yourselves emo kid. 

1744
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,800
It's like, no, you will see that
I'm the most alpha I. 

1745
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,280
Swear. 
It's like, all right, let's do 

1746
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:01,800
it. 
Wrestle me. 

1747
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:03,400
And you know, Brent's like, 
what? 

1748
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:06,960
Emo kid jumps on top of him, 
just tackles him to the ground. 

1749
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:09,840
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right?
And a little bit taller. 

1750
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,640
And Brent was completely taken 
off guard. 

1751
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,840
He's like, bro, stop, what are 
you doing? 

1752
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:17,080
And emo kids like, I'm out 
elfing you. 

1753
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,880
That's one of the came Counselor
comes over and says, all right, 

1754
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,040
guys, break it up. 
Break it up. 

1755
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:25,120
Tears to the two of them party. 
He's like, all right, so we're 

1756
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:28,360
only doing this for 20 more 
minutes, but it looks like looks

1757
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,200
like you 2 can't keep, you know,
can't keep off of each other. 

1758
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,080
So I'm going to be joining your 
group. 

1759
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:36,560
Imagine how awkward this is. 
It is Emily and Brent to the 

1760
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,880
e-mail kid and a random camp 
counselor. 

1761
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,000
So they do normal charades, 
right? 

1762
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,240
And the entire time the e-mail 
kid is like sneaking in punches 

1763
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:45,920
to Brent's arm. 
He's like ow. 

1764
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,600
And when the camp counselor 
looks up, the emo kid puts his 

1765
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,120
arms behind his back. 
And the emo kids like, this 

1766
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,600
isn't over, man. 
And then the emo kid walks over 

1767
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,240
to Emily. 
He's like. 

1768
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:58,760
Emily. 
Emily's like, what do you think?

1769
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,400
I'm more. 
Alpha, shut up. 

1770
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:04,280
Kid emo kids. 
Like, no, OK, well, OK, I'll 

1771
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,880
just be direct. 
Do you want to go out with me? 

1772
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,400
No. 
And the camp counselor was like,

1773
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:12,440
guys, silence while I'm doing 
charades and Emily's like, dude,

1774
01:23:12,440 --> 01:23:15,160
I don't want to go out with you.
How many times do I need to tell

1775
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,320
you this? 
Emo kids Like, but I'm 

1776
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:20,080
definitely more alpha. 
She's like, that's not a real 

1777
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:23,320
thing. 
So the next day rolls around, 

1778
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:26,840
it's Thursday, and that 
afternoon there's no real 

1779
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:29,080
activity. 
It's just known as like the 

1780
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,440
soccer dance or whatever. 
And during the soccer dance, 

1781
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:35,600
there's one coveted slow song 
where anyone who has feelings 

1782
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:38,080
for each other might ask for 
like a slow song or something. 

1783
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,040
And sure enough, let's just jump
to the dance because the emo kid

1784
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,880
is like being a director Brent 
all day. 

1785
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:46,000
But that's not anything new. 
And sure enough, it is the dance

1786
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,360
and they're putting on normal 
songs and Emily and Robin and 

1787
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:51,120
Brent are all together like 
dude. 

1788
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,200
And Robin's like dude, the emo 
kid is definitely going to try 

1789
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:56,480
and get that slow song with you.
Like Brent, you got to swoop in 

1790
01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,160
right away. 
Because at this point Brent and 

1791
01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:00,080
Emily were like unofficially a 
thing. 

1792
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,440
They're only at camp for a week 
so they're not going to make 

1793
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:05,840
like a a long term relationship.
Let's have kids, baby. 

1794
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,760
OK, OK, You know what I mean? 
But sure enough, you know, the 

1795
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,960
slow song comes on, and Brent's 
like, oh, my God. 

1796
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,640
And Emily's like, quickly. 
And you can see the emo kid 

1797
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,800
sprinting from the other side of
the room. 

1798
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:19,920
So Emily and Brent quickly, 
like, get together in the slow 

1799
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:23,440
song, kind of like whatever. 
And Emily's standing there, and 

1800
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:25,920
she feels Brent being ripped off
of him. 

1801
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:29,800
And the emo kid grabs Brent, 
rips him off Emily and tackles 

1802
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,560
him on the ground. 
And this is where the camp 

1803
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,840
counselors are like, OK, foul 
play, foul play. 

1804
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,920
They go in, they grab the emo 
kid and they like run a like 

1805
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:40,160
they, they take them off. 
They're like, all right, buddy, 

1806
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:42,880
this is like your third strike 
and you are out. 

1807
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,920
So they call up the parents of 
the emo kid. 

1808
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:47,360
They say your kid, your son 
can't come tomorrow. 

1809
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:50,680
He's like fighting this one kid 
again and again and you won't 

1810
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:52,800
stop. 
And so sure enough, the emo kid 

1811
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:56,080
was picked up, taken away and 
Branch and Emily finished off 

1812
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:59,000
with a slow song together. 
The next day rolls around. 

1813
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,120
It is Friday is only 1/2 day 
where basically the parents come

1814
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:04,800
and watch a little like soccer 
presentation that all the kids 

1815
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,080
have done. 
And by the end of it, right, you

1816
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:10,280
know, most people are packing 
up, Brent and Emily are gone. 

1817
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:13,160
And you remember the friend 
Robin from the beginning, one of

1818
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,520
the camp counselors and Robin 
were like friends or whatever or

1819
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:19,720
like friendly and the camp 
counselor counselors like do you

1820
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:21,600
happen to know about that like 
emo looking kid? 

1821
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,600
Like do you happen to know what 
was up with him and Robin's like

1822
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:28,400
do I have a on screen right now?
I know you'll enjoy it. 

1823
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:33,040
Just click it, do it, leave a 
like on this video and I'll 

1824
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,840
actually give you nothing at all
now. 

1825
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,920
But what's up guys? 
Welcome back to a brand new 

1826
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:41,000
story. 
And just imagine you're chilling

1827
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:44,000
with your girlfriend. 
Life is awesome. 

1828
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:49,040
You stare into her eyes 
lovingly, and then all of a 

1829
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:53,560
sudden this emo kid walks in and
says that you must fight him to 

1830
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:56,040
the death to decide who gets 
your girlfriend. 

1831
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,760
And at that moment, you 
seriously just sit there and 

1832
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,880
question your life choices. 
That is the story I'll be 

1833
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,520
telling today. 
So sit back, relax, subscribe if

1834
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,960
you're new and let's just jump 
right into this story. 

1835
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:09,560
So we're going to call a 
subscriber some into the story 

1836
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:12,360
James. 
So anyways, there's a there was 

1837
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:15,560
a kid in James's class who we're
going to call the e-mail kid. 

1838
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:18,920
He kept to himself. 
He wore crazy makeup in the dark

1839
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:21,640
clothing and whatever. 
And honestly, doesn't really 

1840
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,240
matter what you wear. 
But he was also extremely 

1841
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:26,520
melodramatic. 
Like he would come and he'd be 

1842
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:29,920
like, society doesn't understand
me. 

1843
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:32,920
No one gets me. 
I'll never fit in, man. 

1844
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,360
He he, he was kind of like one 
of those kids that kind of just 

1845
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:38,240
like would say this stuff and 
then would be like, why do I not

1846
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:40,680
have friends? 
I'm just a melodramatic freak 

1847
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:44,520
all the time, Which I mean, I 
was pretty weird in middle 

1848
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,320
school. 
So like, I can't really speak. 

1849
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:50,600
But then again, hey, man. 
Anyways, so there's also a girl 

1850
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:54,160
in the I don't know, I'll just 
call her like, we'll just call 

1851
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:56,560
her Kate, right. 
It's name of my friend back 

1852
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:59,120
home. 
So anyways, James and the emo 

1853
01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:04,120
kid unfortunately decided had to
cross cross paths because they 

1854
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:07,120
both had a thing for this girl 
and this Friday, right? 

1855
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:10,320
So this story all starts like 
this weekend or not this 

1856
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:14,360
weekend, we'll say starts on 
Monday and this Friday, remember

1857
01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:17,120
not actually this Friday. 
I mean this Friday in the story 

1858
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,840
was going to be the school 
dance. 

1859
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:21,720
And the whole thing was like 
whoever got the slow dance with 

1860
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:24,120
this girl was basically going to
like if you. 

1861
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:27,080
So the thing of James's school 
is if you slow danced with a 

1862
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:29,720
girl, you were basically dating 
her at this point. 

1863
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:33,440
You guys were practically in 
love at that point. 

1864
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:36,280
So it was a pretty big deal who 
was going to get the slow dance 

1865
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:38,640
and it was the emo kid versus 
James. 

1866
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:40,520
And this became very public 
knowledge. 

1867
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,120
Like the emo kid was telling 
everyone that he was going to 

1868
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:46,680
100% get the slow dance and 
people kind of knew James 

1869
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:49,320
because James is more popular. 
He wasn't like, I don't know, 

1870
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:51,200
some like really annoying 
popular person. 

1871
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,040
He was just like a cool guy that
everyone liked. 

1872
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,960
I mean, at least according to 
James who submitted this story. 

1873
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:59,160
So who really knows, but we'll 
go with it, right. 

1874
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,120
So everyone kind of knew that 
both the emo kid and James were 

1875
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,760
both fighting for this girl 
Kate. 

1876
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:07,400
And Kate made it pretty clear 
that, you know, she was not 

1877
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:10,200
going to say yes to the emo kid.
Like, sorry, unlucky life just 

1878
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,560
works out like that. 
But she was considering saying 

1879
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,360
yes to James. 
She was kind of just keeping the

1880
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:18,280
truth was that she was going to 
say yes to James if he asked. 

1881
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:21,640
However, she just wanted to keep
him kind of like on his toes 

1882
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,280
and. 
Questioning or whatever, right? 

1883
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:27,680
So, yeah, throughout that whole 
week, the e-mail kid and James, 

1884
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,960
they didn't really like, they 
weren't like in a fight with 

1885
01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:32,320
each other, but they it was kind
of like they were kind of like 

1886
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,080
rivals in a sense, even though 
they never had any direct 

1887
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,160
confrontation. 
And let's just skip ahead to 

1888
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,240
that Friday. 
It was the day of the school 

1889
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:42,360
dance. 
It was emo kid versus James. 

1890
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:45,320
So anyways, at this point, you 
know, the emo kid is like, you 

1891
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,400
know, he's kind of like he's 
standing in the corner at the 

1892
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:50,280
dance, right? 
Look, I was pretty awkward in in

1893
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,200
high school and middle school 
when it came to those big 

1894
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:54,600
dances. 
But to be fair, everyone else 

1895
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:56,840
was as well. 
But the emo kid was kind of 

1896
01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:58,240
taking it to a whole different 
level. 

1897
01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:02,000
He literally was like slouched 
in the corner of the room. 

1898
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,360
His like long black hair kind of
like down almost like, you know 

1899
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:08,200
that scene from the ring with 
that like the girl who comes out

1900
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,280
the TV. 
He was kind of looking like that

1901
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,920
chick for a second. 
So he was definitely not and 

1902
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:14,600
helping himself out in this 
situation. 

1903
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:17,720
And at this point, James and his
boys were kind of standing like 

1904
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,480
together, whatever they were 
dancing to. 

1905
01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:21,360
I don't know. 
I don't freaking know what they 

1906
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:25,000
play at high school dances. 
Maybe some whip nae nae by 

1907
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,800
Silento. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1908
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,040
I don't know, man. 
It's a middle school dance, bro.

1909
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:31,680
I don't know how this works. 
But anyways, they're kind of 

1910
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:34,160
waiting for this slow song to 
come on. 

1911
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:37,600
Maybe some, I don't know, some 
like song by Adele or something 

1912
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:42,280
like that, Like the when like 
dude, I always try and like, say

1913
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:45,360
lines from songs during these 
stories and I just blank every 

1914
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:48,320
single time. 
But anyways, yeah, so they're 

1915
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:49,680
all kind of waiting around 
there. 

1916
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,880
And it was eventually the slow 
dance song came on. 

1917
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,560
And remember, you might be 
thinking, oh, man, who cares? 

1918
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:57,400
It's just like a slow song. 
No, no, no. 

1919
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:01,280
What you have to understand is 
the slow song meant everything 

1920
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,720
to these kids. 
Like the slow song. 

1921
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,920
Basically, if you had a slow 
song with some girl, because 

1922
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,120
remember, they were in middle 
school, there's this was like 

1923
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,000
7th, 8th grade. 
So the probably the farthest you

1924
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,960
ever went with a girl was like 
slow dancing or maybe holding 

1925
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:17,000
her hand if you were like crazy 
because you know, if you hold a 

1926
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:20,120
hand, if you hold a girl's hand 
for too long, there was a chance

1927
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:23,320
you get her pregnant. 
So definitely not misinformation

1928
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:27,360
from the Connor Pugs channel. 
But anyways, slow dance was a 

1929
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:29,840
really big deal. 
And all of a sudden the song 

1930
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,960
comes on and the thing was 
right. 

1931
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:36,320
The the emo kid was too busy 
kind of like sulking about 

1932
01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:39,920
society in the corner of the 
room to react quick enough. 

1933
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:43,040
So James was like, aye, bro, 
like that guy's playing himself.

1934
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:46,040
I'm going to go in. 
So James very quickly goes in 

1935
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:48,640
and boom, he gets there, goes 
up. 

1936
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:51,520
He's like, hey, like, hey, like,
can I have this dance? 

1937
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,440
And she very happily says yes 
because she said like, oh, I 

1938
01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:56,920
don't know if I'll say yes. 
She knew she was bluffing the 

1939
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:59,480
whole time. 
And James kind of felt pretty 

1940
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:01,680
confident about it. 
And even though she said, I 

1941
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:04,280
don't know, he was pretty 
confident because her friends 

1942
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:06,240
were like, yeah, dude, she's 
totally bluffing. 

1943
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:09,200
Like, I hate to expose my friend
like that, but she definitely 

1944
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,760
has a thing for you. 
You're you're chilling. 

1945
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:13,920
You're in the green. 
So anyways, James goes in. 

1946
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:16,560
He feels pretty good about the 
whole thing, but let me just say

1947
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:20,200
that the emo kid eventually 
looks up and then he sees this. 

1948
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:22,480
And the emo kid is not having 
it. 

1949
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:27,400
He does something pretty insane.
So strap in and definitely 

1950
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:29,720
prepare for the cringe. 
If you have your cringe 

1951
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:33,840
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm 
actually going to fine you for 

1952
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:37,000
your own safety. 
So yeah, go ahead and buckle 

1953
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,000
that cringe seat belt. 
Because there was like a DJ 

1954
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:43,820
station and there was like a guy
who was like DJ ING quote UN 

1955
01:31:43,820 --> 01:31:45,760
quote. 
And there was like a microphone.

1956
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,280
So like you can select the DJ 
could say like, hey, like 20 

1957
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:52,840
minutes till the dance is done 
or get ready for this hype song 

1958
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:55,080
or whatever. 
And other than that, he just, he

1959
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:56,960
was really just a Spotify 
playlist. 

1960
01:31:57,240 --> 01:32:00,080
He just like, he just edited the
Spotify playlist, right? 

1961
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:05,000
However, the DJ let the Spotify 
playlist run on autoplay or 

1962
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:09,520
whatever, went to the bathroom. 
So the emo kid ran up to the he 

1963
01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:11,320
ran up to like the spot or 
whatever. 

1964
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:13,880
He grabs the microphone, he 
stops the music. 

1965
01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:16,800
First of all, he goes up to the 
Spotify, clicks pause on the 

1966
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,040
music and screams into the 
microphone. 

1967
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:22,080
Wait. 
And everybody turns around. 

1968
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:25,240
Everybody turns around and they 
look at this kid and they're all

1969
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:28,080
kind of like looking at this emo
kid who's standing at the front 

1970
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:30,880
of the room with like the, the 
microphone. 

1971
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:32,800
He picks it up. 
He's like Kate. 

1972
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:36,040
No. 
So at this point everyone's kind

1973
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,400
of looking at this kid like, Oh 
my God, because they all knew 

1974
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:41,640
that like he wanted to have the 
dance with Kate, but like James 

1975
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:44,240
obviously got it. 
So they were like, that's tough,

1976
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:46,240
man. 
Like life sometimes doesn't work

1977
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:47,960
out the way you wanted to. 
Like that's this. 

1978
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:51,160
Unfortunate how that goes. 
However, you know, he goes up 

1979
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:53,680
there and he's like, he goes in 
the microphone, like he says 

1980
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,720
wait. 
And everyone turns around. 

1981
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:59,680
The music is off. 
He's like, Kate, may I have this

1982
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,480
dance? 
And everyone's so confused 

1983
01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:06,320
because first of all, he turned 
off the slow song in the middle 

1984
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:09,640
of the song. 
And also she was already dancing

1985
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:11,880
with someone. 
And instead of just going up to 

1986
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:16,200
her, he makes a massive scene in
front of everyone, grabbing the 

1987
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:19,640
microphone and screaming into it
saying like, will you have this 

1988
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:20,960
dance? 
And The thing is right. 

1989
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,320
It's caused enough commotion 
that the guy, like the DJ that 

1990
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,760
was hired ran back because I 
think he was supposed to be 

1991
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:28,800
there the whole time, but he 
needed to like RIP a piss or 

1992
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:30,960
something. 
So he needed to go and he runs 

1993
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:32,640
back like over. 
He's like, give that back to me.

1994
01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:34,680
He like snatches it out of the 
emo kids hand. 

1995
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:37,920
He's like, sorry for the if, 
sorry for the interruption guys.

1996
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:41,600
Turns the music back on like 
starts like not cursing out this

1997
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:42,800
kid. 
He's a middle schooler, but 

1998
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:44,560
being like, dude, what do you 
think you're doing? 

1999
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:48,080
You can't just come up here and 
take this stuff like it's like, 

2000
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,200
if you do this again, I'm going 
to tell your teachers and you'll

2001
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:53,160
be in big trouble. 
Or I mean, I don't know how much

2002
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:58,040
trouble a a hired DJ can get you
in, but you know, the emo kid 

2003
01:33:58,040 --> 01:34:01,240
returns to his corner and 
literally just sits down. 

2004
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:05,120
This slumps into the corner of 
the room, which James felt kind 

2005
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:07,520
of bad. 
He felt a little bit bad because

2006
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:10,600
like, James has definitely been 
in that position. 

2007
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:13,280
I say that very kind of 
liberally because James has not 

2008
01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:16,800
actually been in a position 
where he grabs the microphone at

2009
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:19,640
the school dance, stops the 
music and asks the girl out 

2010
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:22,000
unsuccessfully. 
He hasn't specifically been 

2011
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,560
there, but he's definitely been 
in a situation where it just 

2012
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:27,640
hasn't gone his way. 
So he feels bad man, you know, 

2013
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:29,440
feels bad man you. 
Hate to see it. 

2014
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,840
But yeah, anyways, James like 
continued on with the slow. 

2015
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,880
I mean, he's not going to stop 
his life because this kid has an

2016
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:37,520
unlucky moment. 
Like, that's tough. 

2017
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:42,560
So yeah, you know, I will say 
there was kind of an awkward 

2018
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:45,000
moment because while, like, 
James is like slow dancing with 

2019
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,120
Kate, he kind of like turns 
around. 

2020
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:48,560
Like they kind of like turn 
around. 

2021
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:53,040
So James is facing the emo kid 
and he just looks up and the emo

2022
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:57,080
kid is staring at him with like,
the creepiest, most stalkerish, 

2023
01:34:57,080 --> 01:35:00,520
most scariest stare he's ever 
seen because the emo kid is 

2024
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:02,760
slumped over like the girl from 
the ring, right? 

2025
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:04,480
It's just like staring right at 
him. 

2026
01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:08,200
He's like, long black hair, 
like, covering most of his face 

2027
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:11,200
besides his eyes. 
And he's like, slumped over to 

2028
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,120
like, kind of like crouching 
over like an old guy with a cane

2029
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,480
or something, but without a 
cane. 

2030
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:19,240
And James is like, hey, do you 
mind if we turn, like, 45° this 

2031
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:21,400
way or 90° this way? 
Thank you. 

2032
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:23,840
That's much better. 
So he doesn't have to see him 

2033
01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:25,920
anymore. 
We're actually, let's do a whole

2034
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:27,840
180. 
I mean, he didn't ask for 180 

2035
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,360
because he didn't want, like, 
Kate to be making eye contact 

2036
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:32,040
with him either. 
But yeah. 

2037
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:33,720
So that was a bit of a tough 
situation. 

2038
01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:37,600
However you might be thinking, 
well, I mean at this point, 

2039
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:40,960
reasonably the e-mail kid must 
have realized that this just 

2040
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:45,320
wasn't his day and he must have 
just like given up, which he's 

2041
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:47,680
already, I mean he's already 
embarrassed himself. 

2042
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:49,440
Like he probably gave up after 
this point. 

2043
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:53,240
And while that would be pretty 
fair for you to believe, that 

2044
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:56,240
was unfortunately not the that 
was just not what happened 

2045
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:57,960
because the emo kid would 
continue. 

2046
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:01,840
Let me just say that the emo kid
thought that if he if he had a 

2047
01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:05,880
sword fight with James, that he 
would be able to win the honor 

2048
01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:08,200
of his lady. 
I'm not even kidding you real 

2049
01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:10,760
quick, if you made it as far 
into the video comment emo down 

2050
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:11,960
below. 
That'll be the secret word of 

2051
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:12,600
the day. 
Leave. 

2052
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,920
I will try and hard as many of 
those comments I possibly can. 

2053
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,520
And also, if you want to support
the channel, the best possible 

2054
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:20,320
thing you can do is just watch 
this video throughout the 

2055
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:22,320
entirety, the entirety of this 
video. 

2056
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,320
And then afterwards, if you 
could watch some of my old 

2057
01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:27,560
videos, that helps more than you
can ever imagine. 

2058
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:30,040
And please go in the comments 
section and tell me how many of 

2059
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:33,360
my old videos you watched today 
or this week. 

2060
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:35,840
I'll heart it and say thank you 
because it helps me out more 

2061
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,440
than you can ever imagine. 
Anyways, let's go back to the 

2062
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:40,760
story because the e-mail kid is 
not done. 

2063
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:43,360
In fact, he is far from being 
done. 

2064
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:46,120
So what happened after the 
school dance? 

2065
01:36:46,120 --> 01:36:49,080
Like over the weekend, James 
actually met up with Kate. 

2066
01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:51,920
They went to like go get dinner 
together and that's when they 

2067
01:36:52,120 --> 01:36:55,320
officially started dating 
whatever that means in 8th 

2068
01:36:55,320 --> 01:36:57,080
grade. 
Which means Oh my God, they're 

2069
01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:59,960
going to sit together at lunch. 
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, 

2070
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:02,480
right? 
But anyway, so James officially 

2071
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:05,840
starts dating this girl. 
Word gets around really quickly 

2072
01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:08,680
and eventually the emo kid. 
I'm pretty sure at this point 

2073
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:12,120
the emo kid would have known, 
but by his next actions it's not

2074
01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:15,080
super clear. 
So that Monday is the first kind

2075
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:20,040
of like lunch day that Kate and 
what's his name, James are going

2076
01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:23,240
to be having their first real at
school lunch date, which is a 

2077
01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:25,280
pretty big deal for the 8th 
graders there. 

2078
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:28,160
Obviously it's not that big of a
deal in general, but hey, man, 

2079
01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:31,920
let them have their fun. 
And so, yeah, he sits down like 

2080
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:34,360
he finds Kate. 
They sit down and they're at a 

2081
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,440
table by themselves and like, 
people are looking over and 

2082
01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:41,080
talking and be like, oh, 
someone's dating, whatever, 

2083
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:44,840
right? 
And however, James, you know, 

2084
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,720
Kate is facing away from the 
door, but James is facing the 

2085
01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:50,440
door. 
And James sees the door open up 

2086
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:52,320
and he sees the e-mail kid walk 
in. 

2087
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:55,960
And James is like this is tough 
as James feels bad. 

2088
01:37:56,120 --> 01:38:00,120
He legitimately feels bad 
because, I mean, if the roles 

2089
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:03,040
were reversed, he would feel 
bad, Like, seeing the girl that 

2090
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:06,360
he really liked a week ago 
sitting with a guy who was low 

2091
01:38:06,360 --> 01:38:09,000
key his, like, enemy rival on a 
date. 

2092
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,360
Like, that would be tough to 
see. 

2093
01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:13,040
And James started to feel a 
little bit worried when the 

2094
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:15,920
e-mail kid starts to approach 
him. 

2095
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:20,160
Right, Starts to approach him. 
And yeah, So the e-mail kid 

2096
01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:22,840
walks up to their table. 
And at this point, Kate also 

2097
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:24,480
realizes that someone's walking 
up. 

2098
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:27,920
So she turns around. 
The e-mail kid walks up and 

2099
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,280
doesn't look at James. 
He's not paying any attention to

2100
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:32,080
James. 
He's actually acting as if James

2101
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,480
doesn't even exist at this 
point. 

2102
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:36,880
The e-mail kid turns to the 
girl, Kate. 

2103
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:39,680
I forgot her name for a second. 
So it's Kate, I've been wanting 

2104
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:43,920
to ask this for a while, but 
since we've become so close in 

2105
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:46,720
the last couple weeks, which 
they have never spoken before, 

2106
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,960
but that is beyond the point at 
this point. 

2107
01:38:48,960 --> 01:38:52,160
That is beyond the point. 
He's like, I was wondering if 

2108
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,800
you would like to go on a date 
with me, if you would like to 

2109
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:58,160
start dating. 
And James like, Oh no, he 

2110
01:38:58,160 --> 01:39:00,920
doesn't know. 
How does he not know? 

2111
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:04,640
Because James is like, everybody
knows, everybody told everybody,

2112
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,640
but I guess everybody didn't 
tell the emo kid. 

2113
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:10,320
Of course they didn't. 
And Kate at this point is like, 

2114
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:13,680
oh, well, I'm very flattered. 
And emo kids like, well, if 

2115
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:16,000
you're flattered, then you 
should say yes, correct. 

2116
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:21,160
And this point she's like, oh, 
well, you see, it's actually not

2117
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:24,360
great timing because I'm 
actually currently in a 

2118
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:26,320
relationship and emo kids like 
what? 

2119
01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:30,280
How with who? 
And James is like, Oh my God, 

2120
01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:34,080
this is this is so awkward. 
He doesn't know. 

2121
01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:38,280
So James has kind of assumed 
that the e-mail kid didn't think

2122
01:39:38,280 --> 01:39:41,200
anything of the fact that James 
got like the dance with her, 

2123
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:44,880
which in all reality he was. 
The emo kid was kind of the one 

2124
01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:47,320
who had the most common sense in
that situation. 

2125
01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:50,000
Because just because someone 
dances with a girl once doesn't 

2126
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:52,680
mean anything, right? 
But at this height, at this 

2127
01:39:52,680 --> 01:39:56,040
middle school, if you got the 
slow dance, you are basically 

2128
01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:58,880
in, you are locked in at this 
point, is what I'm trying to 

2129
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:01,040
say. 
So Kate has to go on to 

2130
01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:05,640
awkwardly explain to the emo kid
that, well, the guy that she's 

2131
01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:09,320
sitting at right now on the 
lunch date with happens to be 

2132
01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:12,200
the guy that she's dating and 
the emo kid turns to. 

2133
01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:15,640
James looks at him, looks him 
down and up, like there's like 

2134
01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:18,160
the elevator look when he looks 
at like the top of his head 

2135
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:19,960
looks all the way down and looks
all the way up. 

2136
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:23,760
Turns back to Kate is like, 
really, dude, you decided to 

2137
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:26,160
date this guy when you could 
have dated me? 

2138
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:29,760
He's like, and just like he just
kind of like storms out of 

2139
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:32,080
there. 
And James looks at Kate. 

2140
01:40:32,080 --> 01:40:34,600
He's like, dude, how did that 
kid not know that we're dating 

2141
01:40:34,600 --> 01:40:36,240
at this point? 
Like, I swear to God, all your 

2142
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:38,520
friends told everybody, like, 
and Kate's like, dude, my 

2143
01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:41,600
friends didn't tell everyone. 
And James, like, if you ask 

2144
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:45,280
anyone at the school besides the
emo kid, apparently they will 

2145
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,040
know. 
And Kate's like, yeah, OK. 

2146
01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:49,960
My, my friends do talk a lot. 
And they're like, well, that was

2147
01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:52,160
pretty awkward. 
Hopefully nothing else happens 

2148
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:54,040
again. 
You might be thinking at this 

2149
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:57,880
point, Connor, the emo kid must 
stop. 

2150
01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:02,280
There is no way he continues on.
There's not a chance that he 

2151
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:07,440
continues, right? 
Well, well, well, well. 

2152
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:12,320
I got some news for you guys. 
He does continue and it's bad 

2153
01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:15,160
because you might be thinking 
that Oh well, the emo kid 

2154
01:41:15,160 --> 01:41:19,160
stormed off and he was done. 
No, About 20 minutes later, when

2155
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:21,760
there's only like 10 minutes 
left to lunch, James sees the 

2156
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:24,320
doors open up again and he's 
like, you got to be kidding me 

2157
01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:26,560
dude, because the emo kid walks 
through. 

2158
01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:30,480
But this time he is like 
stomping towards James super 

2159
01:41:30,480 --> 01:41:32,640
angrily. 
He runs up to the table, 

2160
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:36,480
practically looks at James, 
looks him in the eye and says 

2161
01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:41,280
it's not over between us, it is 
far from over between US, and 

2162
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:43,560
it's like taking his little 
finger and like pointing at 

2163
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:49,360
James and James like OK, nice. 
Like I, I, I like, we do not 

2164
01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:50,800
care. 
Like I, I, I, I. 

2165
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:51,960
Don't know what else to say at 
this. 

2166
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:59,080
Point like, OK, cool, nice. 
Like OK, what do you what do you

2167
01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:01,040
want me to say? 
And the emo kid after that is 

2168
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:04,120
like, you better watch yourself.
It's about to get bad. 

2169
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:07,360
He like storms out of there and 
you know, at this point James is

2170
01:42:07,360 --> 01:42:10,880
like, OK, well, I guess that 
answers my question. 

2171
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:14,360
So the next day at lunch is 
where things get really, really,

2172
01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:18,000
really crazy. 
So he's sitting there with, with

2173
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:22,000
Kate on his second date. 
James is enjoying himself, he's 

2174
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:24,800
having a good time with Kate. 
They're enjoying each other's 

2175
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:26,680
presence. 
They're they're doing well. 

2176
01:42:26,760 --> 01:42:28,320
I mean, they're, they're kind of
clicking. 

2177
01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:30,040
So things might continue on, 
right? 

2178
01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:33,520
And that's when the emo kid 
walks in and he's carrying like 

2179
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:36,960
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good 
sized sticks that he probably 

2180
01:42:36,960 --> 01:42:38,560
found in the backyard of the 
school. 

2181
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:40,520
So in the backyard of the 
school, there's like a mini 

2182
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:43,400
forest, nothing too crazy, but 
there's like a pretty big forest

2183
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:45,400
back there. 
And the emo kid must have gone 

2184
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:47,800
back there and like found two 
decent sized sticks. 

2185
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:51,360
He walks into the cafeteria with
one stick in one hand and one 

2186
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:53,760
stick in the other. 
And James is just looking at him

2187
01:42:54,160 --> 01:42:57,600
and he's like, he kind of says, 
like to Kate, he's like, OK, we 

2188
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:00,400
got trouble. 
Kate turns around, looks at it, 

2189
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:02,240
and it's just like, turns back 
around. 

2190
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:04,880
Is like, what? 
And James is like, yeah, I have 

2191
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:07,720
no idea what's happening, but I 
guess we're about to see. 

2192
01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:11,000
So the e-mail kid walks up to 
the table, like, kind of like, 

2193
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,800
waddles his way up and he's 
like, you. 

2194
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:18,400
And he like hands the stick to 
James and James like, like I 

2195
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:21,680
need a little explanation. 
What do you want me to do with 

2196
01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:23,720
this? 
Like it's not super clear the 

2197
01:43:24,360 --> 01:43:29,440
e-mail kids like you and I will 
have a sword battle and whoever 

2198
01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:33,480
wins the sword battle will have 
the I will it will will win the 

2199
01:43:33,480 --> 01:43:37,840
honor of your lady and will at 
this point, like Kate's like 

2200
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:39,760
what? 
And James, like, dude, what are 

2201
01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:42,320
you saying he's like? 
Fight me, fight me to the death.

2202
01:43:42,520 --> 01:43:46,440
The winner gets your girl and 
James is like no. 

2203
01:43:46,840 --> 01:43:50,480
And the e-mail kids like, oh, so
you're scared of me Then you 

2204
01:43:50,480 --> 01:43:52,840
know that you're going to lose 
and that's why you don't want to

2205
01:43:52,840 --> 01:43:54,920
do it. 
And James is like, well, I'm not

2206
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:58,240
convinced I'm going to lose. 
I mean, I'm not an expert at 

2207
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:02,200
random stick fighting or 
whatever, but at the same time, 

2208
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:06,160
why would I want to even engage?
Like why would I even want to do

2209
01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:08,320
it? 
And the e-mail kids like, well, 

2210
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:13,680
I mean, I mean, for the sake of 
your honor, bro, like, do you 

2211
01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:17,080
really want to be known as the 
guy who chickened out because 

2212
01:44:17,080 --> 01:44:21,560
he's a chicken? 
And James is like, well, I mean,

2213
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:24,360
I don't really care, but I also 
don't want to be known as the 

2214
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:28,400
guy who went on who during the 
like the dance last Friday, 

2215
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:32,960
grabbed the D JS microphone and 
like stop the music to like ask 

2216
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:35,680
out a girl who was very clearly 
in the middle of dancing with 

2217
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:39,640
someone else and then coming to 
school the next day, super angry

2218
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:42,840
with a bunch of sticks and try 
and like fight some guy to get 

2219
01:44:42,840 --> 01:44:45,600
the girl that already obviously 
said no to him twice. 

2220
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:48,960
At this point, the e-mail kids 
like, so you're what you're 

2221
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:51,520
saying is that you're too scared
to fight me. 

2222
01:44:51,720 --> 01:44:54,280
And because you know you'll 
lose, James is like, dude, we're

2223
01:44:54,280 --> 01:44:56,400
going in circles right now. 
I'm not fighting you. 

2224
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:58,440
I'm not having a sword fight to 
the death. 

2225
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:01,000
Like, OK, I'm just not doing 
that. 

2226
01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:04,920
In this point. 
The emo kids like, fine, well, 

2227
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:09,040
you're about to see me in my 
final form where I am the most 

2228
01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:14,040
powerful. 
And James is like, OK, like, 

2229
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:17,320
word. 
And then the emo kid reaches up 

2230
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:20,200
to James and rips out, like, a 
strand of his hair. 

2231
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:22,600
And James is like, dude, like, 
that hurt. 

2232
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:25,760
Like, why would you do that? 
And the emo kids, like, I need 

2233
01:45:25,760 --> 01:45:29,960
that for my wizardly spells. 
And he, like, laughs really 

2234
01:45:29,960 --> 01:45:32,520
awkwardly and, like, shuffles 
out of there. 

2235
01:45:33,440 --> 01:45:39,640
And James turns to Kate. 
He's like, dude, like, what life

2236
01:45:39,640 --> 01:45:42,720
choice did I make to get myself 
to this position? 

2237
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:44,960
Like, what did, what did I do 
wrong? 

2238
01:45:45,480 --> 01:45:49,000
Like what choices did I make 
that got me here? 

2239
01:45:49,240 --> 01:45:51,560
And Kate's like, I don't know, 
like this is kind of tough. 

2240
01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:54,520
He's like, yes, why me? 
Like, why, why? 

2241
01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:58,360
Like he just you just came up to
me with a bunch of sticks and 

2242
01:45:58,360 --> 01:46:03,800
says I want to fight you, right?
And then all of a sudden, you 

2243
01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:06,160
know, he just like pulls a piece
of hair. 

2244
01:46:06,480 --> 01:46:08,120
Like what? 
Huh. 

2245
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:11,880
Bro. 
I I, I, I I I. 

2246
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,800
Just don't know. 
I just don't know what to do at 

2247
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:16,000
this point. 
And Kate's like, yeah, I I don't

2248
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:18,080
know. 
But like, I think eventually 

2249
01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:20,320
he'll just get bored of whatever
he's doing and give up. 

2250
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:27,080
So anyways, next day it is 
lunch, lunch once again. 

2251
01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:30,120
And James comes in and he finds 
Kate and he's almost like they 

2252
01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:33,160
sit down and he's almost like 
he, he's really stiff. 

2253
01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:35,400
He's like not talking that much.
And Kate's like, are you good? 

2254
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:38,480
Like, is everything OK? 
And James, like, dude, it's not 

2255
01:46:38,480 --> 01:46:39,880
you. 
It's just the I just don't know 

2256
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:42,120
that kids gonna do today. 
Like, I'm not trying to lose any

2257
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:44,520
more hair like that. 
That really hurt last night. 

2258
01:46:44,520 --> 01:46:46,680
Like I was starting to bleed 
from my skull where he pulled 

2259
01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:47,840
me. 
Like that was ridiculous. 

2260
01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:50,800
And you know, Kate's like, yeah,
that kids pretty weird. 

2261
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:53,560
Like, sorry you have to go 
through with that and speak of 

2262
01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:55,760
the devil, dude. 
Because at that point the emo 

2263
01:46:55,760 --> 01:47:01,000
kid walks in and this point he 
has a backpack on and he has a, 

2264
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:05,560
he has a smaller stick and he 
has he has a stick in his hand, 

2265
01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:12,400
a smaller one and a like a like 
a spirit Halloween wizard hat 

2266
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:17,080
on. 
And James is like, you got to be

2267
01:47:17,080 --> 01:47:19,800
kidding me, bro. 
Like he was you got to be 

2268
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:21,680
kidding me. 
And at this point Kate's like 

2269
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:23,480
what? 
She turns around and she's like,

2270
01:47:23,480 --> 01:47:26,120
Oh my God. 
And the e-mail kid walks up and 

2271
01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:30,160
she's and he's like, like, this 
is where you made your mistake, 

2272
01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:31,480
James. 
This is where. 

2273
01:47:31,480 --> 01:47:34,280
You made your last mistake. 
And he walks out. 

2274
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:36,440
He sits next to he like, stands 
up next to them. 

2275
01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:38,760
He reaches into his backpack or 
whatever. 

2276
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:43,120
He takes out a piece of chalk. 
He takes out the like a a 

2277
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:48,840
plastic bag that has a hair in 
it, presumably what's it James's

2278
01:47:48,840 --> 01:47:51,080
hair. 
And he also has like a candle 

2279
01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:54,320
set and a lighter. 
And he sits down on there to he 

2280
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:58,080
like sits down next to them. 
And so they had concrete floors 

2281
01:47:58,080 --> 01:48:02,440
in the in the in the lunchroom. 
So next to them he draws like a 

2282
01:48:02,440 --> 01:48:06,520
pentagram, puts a bunch of like 
candles around. 

2283
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:10,360
Like the pentagram takes James's
hair, puts it in the middle, 

2284
01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:13,520
lights all the candles. 
At this point, like this is 

2285
01:48:13,520 --> 01:48:17,680
taking like 2 minutes to do. 
Kate and James are just sitting 

2286
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,920
there. 
They're looking at him 

2287
01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:22,040
completely aghast. 
Like, what is like, just like, 

2288
01:48:22,040 --> 01:48:24,640
what is this kid? 
What is this kid on? 

2289
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:28,200
Like whatever he's on, dude. 
Like maybe get me some of that. 

2290
01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:29,120
Oh my God. 
No. 

2291
01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:32,760
But they were just like, I mean,
what are you supposed to do? 

2292
01:48:32,760 --> 01:48:35,200
What are you supposed to say? 
So eventually the emo kid has 

2293
01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:39,120
his whole, I don't know, his 
magic setup is all done or 

2294
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:42,240
whatever you want to call it, 
and he lights starts lighting 

2295
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:44,600
all the candles. 
He's like, James, this is your 

2296
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:46,960
last chance. 
Give me your girlfriend and I 

2297
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:49,640
won't put a spell on you. 
And James, like, dude, what do 

2298
01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:51,560
you mean? 
Give me my girlfriend? 

2299
01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:55,400
Like it's a it's like a mutual 
choice to be like girlfriend and

2300
01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:58,720
boyfriend. 
Like you're acting as if this is

2301
01:48:58,720 --> 01:49:02,400
like the the the 1600s or 
something and like, and like the

2302
01:49:02,480 --> 01:49:04,440
the wife is the property of the 
husband, Bro. 

2303
01:49:04,440 --> 01:49:07,680
Like what are you talking about?
And you know, he's like, one 

2304
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:11,200
more chance, bro, I'm about to 
put a crazy spell on you if you 

2305
01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,000
don't give me your girlfriend 
and Kate. 

2306
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:16,880
This is when Kate speaks up And 
he's like, dude, like even if he

2307
01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:19,400
said that he was going to give 
me to you, I'm not going to be 

2308
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:20,720
like, I'm not going to be your 
boy. 

2309
01:49:20,920 --> 01:49:22,440
Like I'm not going to be your 
girlfriend, dude. 

2310
01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:26,200
And the e-mail kids like, well, 
I'm going to put a spell on you 

2311
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:28,400
too, dude. 
If you don't become like he 

2312
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:31,960
literally threatens Kate is and 
he's like, Oh, if you don't 

2313
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:35,440
become my girlfriend, I'm going 
to put a spell on you as well. 

2314
01:49:35,440 --> 01:49:40,000
Which OK, I might not be the 
smoothest individual. 

2315
01:49:40,120 --> 01:49:44,280
I might not be, I don't know. 
The one that has the greatest 

2316
01:49:44,280 --> 01:49:47,200
pick up lines of all time, my 
tender ones. 

2317
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:49,520
Pretty funny. 
I did steal it from my friend, 

2318
01:49:49,520 --> 01:49:54,360
but maybe I'll 5000 likes and 
I'll reveal it because it's it's

2319
01:49:54,360 --> 01:49:56,160
pretty funny, but it's also 
embarrassing. 

2320
01:49:56,600 --> 01:50:00,880
But here's one thing I do now. 
There's a very decent chance 

2321
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:04,440
that if you threaten to cast a 
spell on a woman if she doesn't 

2322
01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:06,120
become your girlfriend. 
She's. 

2323
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:12,920
Probably, probably not 100%, but
probably not going to become 

2324
01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:15,320
your girlfriend. 
I know I might be going out on a

2325
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:19,000
crazy limb right now and I you 
guys might completely disagree 

2326
01:50:19,000 --> 01:50:23,640
and maybe you found your wife of
10 years who loves you very much

2327
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:26,200
from threatening her with 
magical spells. 

2328
01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:28,440
I just don't think that's a 
great way to do it. 

2329
01:50:28,720 --> 01:50:31,200
So eventually the emo kid 
finishes up and then he lights 

2330
01:50:31,200 --> 01:50:34,480
the hair in the middle and then 
he takes his magic wand, waves 

2331
01:50:34,480 --> 01:50:36,880
it around and starts saying a 
bunch of nonsense. 

2332
01:50:37,160 --> 01:50:40,320
And at this point, half the like
the the entire cafeteria has 

2333
01:50:40,320 --> 01:50:41,920
turned. 
Is this like looking? 

2334
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:44,240
They've almost like circled 
around it like it was a school 

2335
01:50:44,240 --> 01:50:46,240
fight or something. 
They've circled around it and 

2336
01:50:46,240 --> 01:50:48,160
they're just like, what the 
Frick bro? 

2337
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:50,680
Like, Oh my God, like what's 
going on right now? 

2338
01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:56,000
And eventually the emo kid like 
points his magic wand at at 

2339
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:59,160
James and is like ooga booga or 
I don't know, he's just saying 

2340
01:50:59,160 --> 01:51:03,120
some nonsense. 
And like literally 15 seconds of

2341
01:51:03,120 --> 01:51:07,160
pure silence happened and then 
very clearly nothing happens. 

2342
01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:09,280
And he's like, I'm going to give
you one more chance. 

2343
01:51:09,560 --> 01:51:11,440
I'm going to I'm going to count 
to three. 

2344
01:51:11,600 --> 01:51:14,160
If you don't, you're going to 
explode because of my spells. 

2345
01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:18,320
And James is like, I think I'm 
going to take the risk. 

2346
01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:20,680
He's like 3. 
I'm gonna give you one more 

2347
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:22,440
chance, bro. 
Like I'm gonna give you one more

2348
01:51:22,440 --> 01:51:25,360
chance. 
And James like, Nope, I'm going 

2349
01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:28,760
to take the risk here, 2. 
And he's like, yeah, Nah, I'm 

2350
01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:31,680
good, man. 
Like you can go ahead with this.

2351
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:33,880
If I explode, I explode. 
Like that's tough. 

2352
01:51:34,320 --> 01:51:38,360
One last chance, dude. 
I'm being super generous right 

2353
01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:40,200
now. 
Just give me your girlfriend and

2354
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:43,720
we'll be all good here. 
And James like, Nah, I'm 

2355
01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:46,560
chilling, bro. 
He's like fine kicks. 

2356
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:50,600
The emo kid literally kicks over
his magic like whatever set 

2357
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:52,680
because I think he knew it 
wasn't going to work anyways, 

2358
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:55,400
which thankfully is concrete 
floors and nothing like 

2359
01:51:55,760 --> 01:51:58,480
flammable because like the 
candles fly all over the place 

2360
01:51:58,480 --> 01:52:00,680
or whatever. 
And he storms out of there. 

2361
01:52:00,760 --> 01:52:03,240
He like storms out of there. 
At this point. 

2362
01:52:03,680 --> 01:52:07,240
James sits back down. 
He's like, you know, maybe we 

2363
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:10,760
should go on days at night when 
we're not in school. 

2364
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:13,360
And Kate's like, you know, 
that's not a bad idea. 

2365
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:16,200
So the next day, Kate and James 
actually don't sit together at 

2366
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:18,720
lunch. 
They sit separately. 

2367
01:52:20,040 --> 01:52:22,680
But yeah, so they they just, 
they decide that if they're 

2368
01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:25,040
going to, like, do anything, at 
least for a little bit to do it 

2369
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:28,320
outside of school, like after 
school or at lunch or something 

2370
01:52:28,320 --> 01:52:30,560
like that. 
But the e-mail kid once again 

2371
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:33,320
comes up to James. 
And James is like, Oh my God. 

2372
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:37,320
Oh my God, dude, Like what? 
What now? 

2373
01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:42,040
And the e-mail kid, like he 
literally goes on one knee and 

2374
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:44,720
like, kind of like present, he's
like, he's down on one knee, 

2375
01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:49,000
puts his head down and says, 
like, I concede, I concede the 

2376
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:50,880
battle. 
You win. 

2377
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:54,280
Like, I just like, I tried 
everything possible, but you are

2378
01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:57,840
the better duelist. 
Like I honorably concede. 

2379
01:52:57,840 --> 01:53:00,640
And in James's head, he's like, 
bro, he didn't say this, but 

2380
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:03,120
he's like, bro, you did not 
honorably concede. 

2381
01:53:03,440 --> 01:53:05,160
You did the least honorable 
kids. 

2382
01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:07,520
Like you did not concede 
honorably. 

2383
01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:10,240
But at this point, James sees 
this as a perfect opportunity 

2384
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:14,160
for the emo kids to just stop. 
So he's like, all right, man. 

2385
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:18,320
Like, it was a good battle. 
It was really close. 

2386
01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:21,360
And you'll get them next time. 
Like, honestly, James is trying 

2387
01:53:21,360 --> 01:53:23,800
to be as chill as possible so 
that the emo kid doesn't come 

2388
01:53:23,800 --> 01:53:27,440
back and be like, well, actually
I'm going to try more magic or 

2389
01:53:27,440 --> 01:53:30,240
something. 
And the emo kid stands up and he

2390
01:53:30,240 --> 01:53:31,680
like, kind of like, nods his 
head. 

2391
01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:36,520
And James nods his head back. 
And the emo kid bows and leaves.

2392
01:53:37,600 --> 01:53:41,440
And yeah, after that point James
and Kate actually were able to 

2393
01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:43,360
do like lunch dates or whatever 
in school. 

2394
01:53:43,360 --> 01:53:45,600
Again. 
The relationship lasted like 6 

2395
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:47,240
months. 
It didn't last crazy long, but 

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01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:49,040
Kate and James are still cool to
this day. 

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01:53:49,360 --> 01:53:51,640
And yeah, the e-mail kid. 
Click on the video on screen 

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01:53:51,640 --> 01:53:53,160
right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

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01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:54,240
Just click it. 
Do it. 

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01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:58,280
How's it going everyone? 
I hope you're having a great day

2401
01:53:58,280 --> 01:54:03,120
because the day I've probably 
the craziest emo kids story I 

2402
01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:06,360
have ever received to date. 
I'm not even kidding. 

2403
01:54:06,440 --> 01:54:09,400
So sit back, relax, grab 
something to eat, grab something

2404
01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:12,600
to drink, subscribe if you're 
new to the channel and let's 

2405
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:15,040
just jump right into it. 
We're calling today's subscriber

2406
01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:17,400
Ty. 
So anyways, Ty was going off to 

2407
01:54:17,400 --> 01:54:20,440
camp and this was his first time
doing an overnight camp. 

2408
01:54:20,440 --> 01:54:22,720
So he was a little bit nervous 
and it was kind of like a 

2409
01:54:22,720 --> 01:54:26,480
wilderness based overnight camp,
but they were obviously in 

2410
01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:28,920
cabins. 
Ty's parents did it before and 

2411
01:54:28,920 --> 01:54:31,720
they actually met at this camp. 
So they were really pushing for 

2412
01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:34,000
Ty to go. 
But the summer before he just 

2413
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:36,240
said that he, you know, wasn't 
ready and was going to do it the

2414
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:38,440
next year. 
And of course the the next 

2415
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:41,120
summer rolls around and Ty's 
like, Oh my God, I said that. 

2416
01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:43,600
So sure enough, Ty and his 
parents ship them off to this 

2417
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:45,400
camp. 
Ty's a little bit nervous about 

2418
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:47,960
it, but they say, hey man, it's 
going to be good for you. 

2419
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:51,000
Trust me. 
Like I know it's scary, but you 

2420
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:53,240
just got to do it. 
So anyways, they arrive at the 

2421
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:56,560
campground and they go, they 
walk over Ty and his parents 

2422
01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:58,680
walk over to the person who is 
signing everyone in. 

2423
01:54:58,680 --> 01:55:01,840
And it's some like, you know, 
some 25 year old dude with a big

2424
01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:04,720
old goofy smile on his face. 
He's like, hey guys, welcome to 

2425
01:55:04,720 --> 01:55:07,280
Camp Awesome. 
That wasn't actually the name, 

2426
01:55:07,280 --> 01:55:09,320
but we're going to call it Camp 
Awesome. 

2427
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:12,280
Hi there, buddy. 
What's your name? 

2428
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:17,120
He's like Ty Gooden and he's 
like, Ty, let me see. 

2429
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:19,040
There you are, buddy. 
All right, so you're going to be

2430
01:55:19,040 --> 01:55:22,000
in Group B over there. 
And he points to this group of 

2431
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:24,120
kids and, like, one counselor, 
whatever. 

2432
01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:26,320
And Ty turns around to his 
parents. 

2433
01:55:26,320 --> 01:55:28,880
And his parents are like, all 
right, well, we'll see you in 

2434
01:55:28,880 --> 01:55:31,360
two weeks. 
And Ty's like, mom, like, I 

2435
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:34,040
don't know if I can do this. 
And Ty, his dad, his dad kind of

2436
01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:36,080
sits down and say, yeah, you got
this, buddy. 

2437
01:55:36,080 --> 01:55:37,480
Like, you don't need to worry 
about it. 

2438
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:39,880
Like, trust me, the two weeks 
you're going to fly by and 

2439
01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:41,560
you're going to have so much 
fun, you're not going to want to

2440
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:43,640
leave. 
That's a guarantee for me. 

2441
01:55:43,640 --> 01:55:46,440
And Ty's like, all right. 
So Ty walks over and he goes 

2442
01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:48,840
over to Group B, and there's a 
big group of kids. 

2443
01:55:48,840 --> 01:55:52,440
And you know, the counselors 
like, hey, guys, my name is Ben.

2444
01:55:52,960 --> 01:55:54,000
Don't worry, he's not the evil 
guy. 

2445
01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:56,720
But hi, guys, my name is Ben. 
Welcome. 

2446
01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:59,080
Like to the camp. 
These are going to be the guys 

2447
01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:01,280
who are in our group. 
We're going to be in the same 

2448
01:56:01,280 --> 01:56:02,920
cabin together. 
We're going to do a lot of 

2449
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:06,400
activity activities together. 
You can still meet people in the

2450
01:56:06,400 --> 01:56:08,720
other groups, but these are 
going to be the guys you're 

2451
01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:10,880
going to be seeing all the 
freaking time. 

2452
01:56:11,120 --> 01:56:13,080
So start getting to know each 
other. 

2453
01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:16,080
Let's go around, do some names. 
And so they went around and did 

2454
01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:18,480
some names and Ty was just kind 
of like observing, like, all 

2455
01:56:18,480 --> 01:56:21,560
right, well, that person seems 
kind of cool and whatever, like,

2456
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:24,480
oh, we have that in common. 
And then it kind of comes around

2457
01:56:24,480 --> 01:56:27,440
to this one kid that Ty didn't 
even realize was there until 

2458
01:56:27,600 --> 01:56:29,680
like a couple, like until he 
spoke up. 

2459
01:56:30,040 --> 01:56:34,120
And this kid had these like long
black swooshed hair, right? 

2460
01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:38,340
He wore all black. 
He had these like rock band 

2461
01:56:38,340 --> 01:56:40,960
T-shirts, these big like black 
boots. 

2462
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:44,360
He had this spiky like and brace
necklace type thing. 

2463
01:56:44,360 --> 01:56:47,600
And by the way, if you kind of 
dress emo, that's totally chill.

2464
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:49,480
I don't really care. 
As long as you don't act like 

2465
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:51,040
this kid, you're cool in my 
book. 

2466
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:54,600
I say this every single time and
this guy was kind of just known 

2467
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:56,480
as the emo kid. 
And since I don't, I don't want 

2468
01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:58,960
to give him a name because I 
will forget it and then it'll be

2469
01:56:58,960 --> 01:57:01,280
very awkward. 
But we're just going to call him

2470
01:57:01,280 --> 01:57:04,640
the emo kid from this point on. 
And Ty didn't think anything 

2471
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:07,400
negatively. 
He was just like, oh, this guy 

2472
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:10,840
really does put a lot into the 
way he dresses and he definitely

2473
01:57:10,840 --> 01:57:14,560
dresses with a lot of character.
Ty legitimately had no ill will 

2474
01:57:14,560 --> 01:57:17,280
or feelings of just like you, 
this guy's dressing different 

2475
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:20,360
than me or anything like that. 
It was just an observation. 

2476
01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:23,880
And so later on, you know, they 
have like they go to dinner 

2477
01:57:23,880 --> 01:57:27,160
together as a group and then 
afterwards they have like the 

2478
01:57:27,160 --> 01:57:29,000
welcome to camp ritual, 
whatever. 

2479
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:32,160
They all sit around a big 
campfire and like they're like 

2480
01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:36,360
inaugurated in the class of 2015
or whatever. 

2481
01:57:36,360 --> 01:57:38,480
I don't know. 
This took that this took place a

2482
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:41,880
little while ago, but anyways, 
right, it's finally time for 

2483
01:57:41,880 --> 01:57:44,680
them to go back to their cabins 
to figure out which bunks they 

2484
01:57:44,680 --> 01:57:48,640
want, etcetera, like that. 
So anyways, right, they get back

2485
01:57:48,640 --> 01:57:52,080
there and they're just ran. 
They the the the counselor dude,

2486
01:57:52,080 --> 01:57:55,400
who is their Group B counselor, 
right, who's also sleeping in 

2487
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:57,880
the cabins with them. 
It's like, well, you know, just 

2488
01:57:57,880 --> 01:58:00,360
to make sure that no one feels 
left out, we've already assigned

2489
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:02,320
bunks to everyone. 
So he said, all right, Ty, 

2490
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:05,040
you're in bunk A. 
He says so and so you're in bunk

2491
01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:09,160
B So and so you're bunks D and 
then in bunk D, which they're in

2492
01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:12,280
kind of like quads of four or 
they're in kind of like groups 

2493
01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:14,240
of two, but they're bunk beds. 
So it's 4. 

2494
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:18,920
So in Ty's group of four, the 
4th 1 was the emo kid. 

2495
01:58:19,200 --> 01:58:22,720
So the four of them walk over, 
they go in their bunks, the camp

2496
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:25,280
counselor say, or the camp 
counselor says, yo, if if you 

2497
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:28,120
really want, you can talk to 
your, your bunky about being top

2498
01:58:28,120 --> 01:58:30,520
or bottom. 
Don't doesn't really matter lol 

2499
01:58:30,680 --> 01:58:32,880
doesn't really matter. 
And so sure enough, Ty and his 

2500
01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:34,360
bunk didn't they didn't really 
care. 

2501
01:58:34,360 --> 01:58:35,920
Ty was on the bottom. 
He didn't really care. 

2502
01:58:36,120 --> 01:58:39,800
But anyways, flip over to the, 
you know, the emo kid and the 

2503
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:42,040
emo kid is like, you know, with 
this guy. 

2504
01:58:42,040 --> 01:58:44,920
And we're going to call this guy
Benjamin. 

2505
01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:47,960
He's a throwaway name, but 
Benjamin was his bunk. 

2506
01:58:47,960 --> 01:58:50,960
And you know, the Benjamin is 
like, hey, do you mind if I have

2507
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:53,800
the top? 
And the emo kid is like, no, I 

2508
01:58:53,800 --> 01:58:57,280
must have the top. 
I must keep watch at night. 

2509
01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,560
And everyone just kind of went 
silent in that, that group of 

2510
01:59:00,560 --> 01:59:03,600
three, they're like or group 
before, they're kind of like 

2511
01:59:04,760 --> 01:59:07,520
Benjamin's like, all right, man,
that's fine. 

2512
01:59:07,760 --> 01:59:10,480
Bon Bonks cool with me. 
He's like, good, you've made a 

2513
01:59:10,480 --> 01:59:13,120
good choice 'cause I will watch 
you over the rest of night. 

2514
01:59:13,840 --> 01:59:18,280
I have spoken. 
Everyone's like, OK, a lot of 

2515
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:22,960
character in this guy. 
Funny guy, funny guy. 

2516
01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:26,960
Anyways, things seem pretty 
normal. 

2517
01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:31,320
Pretty normal until, you know, 
it's time for them to go to bed.

2518
01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:34,440
So anyways, you know, they, you 
know, they go and they brush 

2519
01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:37,040
their teeth and then they get 
into bed and the camp counselor 

2520
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:40,440
guy comes around like, all 
right, Group B, Section A or 

2521
01:59:40,440 --> 01:59:42,160
whatever. 
You want me to call you guys? 

2522
01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:46,480
Let's call you the A squad. 
Yeah, we're going to have a lot 

2523
01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:50,080
of fun in the next two weeks. 
Just make sure no leaving the 

2524
01:59:50,080 --> 01:59:52,560
camp or no leaving the cabin 
overnight. 

2525
01:59:52,840 --> 01:59:55,920
Make sure that, you know, you 
follow any rules that, you know,

2526
01:59:55,920 --> 02:00:00,240
we ask you to be nice and, you 
know, be nice and like fair to 

2527
02:00:00,240 --> 02:00:02,840
everyone and just, you know, 
have fun. 

2528
02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:06,200
Anyways, good night, guys. 
He walks out of there and so you

2529
02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:07,880
know the lights are turned off 
and they. 

2530
02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:12,320
Ty in his Bach in his top bunk 
and also Benjamin across from 

2531
02:00:12,320 --> 02:00:13,960
him. 
They were talking for a little 

2532
02:00:13,960 --> 02:00:16,400
bit and the emo kid didn't 
really join in. 

2533
02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:19,160
He was just sitting cross 
legged, but like kind of like 

2534
02:00:19,160 --> 02:00:22,520
sitting very stiffly. 
So he was very much not going to

2535
02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:24,280
bed. 
And eventually they're like, all

2536
02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:26,960
right, I'm tired, goodnight. 
And they all kind of like go to 

2537
02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:29,680
sleep at that point. 
And about 20 minutes later, Ty 

2538
02:00:29,680 --> 02:00:31,680
has not fallen asleep because 
he's still feeling a little 

2539
02:00:31,680 --> 02:00:33,360
weird. 
He's in a new environment. 

2540
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:36,120
He it's like dark or whatever. 
He's a little bit scared. 

2541
02:00:36,120 --> 02:00:38,720
He's a young kid, whatever. 
He hears wrestling, right? 

2542
02:00:39,240 --> 02:00:40,880
And that's when he hears steps, 
right? 

2543
02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:44,800
And he realizes that the steps 
are coming from across from him,

2544
02:00:45,040 --> 02:00:47,720
and it's coming from the top 
bunk across from him, meaning 

2545
02:00:47,720 --> 02:00:50,560
the emo kid, you know, is 
starting to walk down the bunk. 

2546
02:00:50,560 --> 02:00:52,720
He's like, all right, well, 
there's nothing too weird with 

2547
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:55,080
that. 
And that's when he hears because

2548
02:00:55,080 --> 02:00:57,400
there's like a door next to like
their cabin. 

2549
02:00:57,400 --> 02:00:59,120
So there's like multiple exits 
from the cabin. 

2550
02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:02,880
He hears the door open and he 
watches as the emo kid walks 

2551
02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:04,800
out. 
So Ty at this point is like 

2552
02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:06,760
what? 
So he kind of gets up and the 

2553
02:01:06,760 --> 02:01:09,360
person above him is completely 
asleep, but Benjamin, the kid 

2554
02:01:09,560 --> 02:01:13,560
from the side of him is still 
awake and he's like yo, Benjamin

2555
02:01:13,640 --> 02:01:14,800
Benjamin, he's like yo, what's 
up? 

2556
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:18,120
He said emo kid, because I may 
maybe said his actual name, but 

2557
02:01:18,120 --> 02:01:20,160
we're calling him emo. 
He's like e-mail kid he. 

2558
02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:22,600
Just walked out the door. 
Benjamin's like, you can't do 

2559
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:24,560
that. 
And you know, Ty's like dude. 

2560
02:01:24,560 --> 02:01:27,280
But he did. 
So anyways, they both get up and

2561
02:01:27,280 --> 02:01:29,160
they both look out the window, 
but they're trying to do it 

2562
02:01:29,160 --> 02:01:31,240
stealthily so that they're not 
caught, right? 

2563
02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:34,880
And they see the emo kid 
literally just standing there, 

2564
02:01:34,880 --> 02:01:36,960
standing there looking into the 
moon. 

2565
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:40,400
It is the creepiest, weirdest 
thing they have ever seen 

2566
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:43,040
because the kid is this 
literally freaking standing 

2567
02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:45,000
there, bro. 
He's just standing there 

2568
02:01:45,200 --> 02:01:48,400
observing the night sky. 
And they're all like, Oh my God,

2569
02:01:48,400 --> 02:01:51,560
dude, that's freaking weird. 
What is going on right now? 

2570
02:01:52,080 --> 02:01:54,560
And you know, sure enough, you 
know, Ty and Benjamin were like,

2571
02:01:54,560 --> 02:01:56,640
all right, this kid is a little 
strange. 

2572
02:01:57,280 --> 02:01:59,720
Make sure he doesn't like, 
strangle us to death or 

2573
02:01:59,720 --> 02:02:01,880
something in our sleep. 
I'm a little freaked out. 

2574
02:02:02,280 --> 02:02:06,080
And that's when the emo kid out 
of nowhere does that 180° turn 

2575
02:02:06,080 --> 02:02:08,400
and turns right. 
Looking at the window time 

2576
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:11,960
Benjamin quickly jumped down 
there like Oh my God, DCS DCS 

2577
02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:16,400
DCS So like Ty starts to look up
he like peeks a little bit into 

2578
02:02:16,400 --> 02:02:19,480
the window and quickly goes down
because he sees the emo kid 

2579
02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:23,200
walking towards the window and 
he's like, dude, dude Benjamin 

2580
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:26,840
he's walking towards the window 
he's like crawl back crawl back 

2581
02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:28,360
to your bunks crawl back to your
bunks. 

2582
02:02:28,520 --> 02:02:31,560
So they both crawl out of side 
of the window and they crawl 

2583
02:02:31,560 --> 02:02:34,240
into their bunks, and it's dark 
enough in the room for them to 

2584
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:35,880
do this without being super 
obvious. 

2585
02:02:36,320 --> 02:02:40,040
And they're both in their bunks.
And Ty turns around under the 

2586
02:02:40,120 --> 02:02:42,320
like, under the, the sheets, 
right? 

2587
02:02:42,520 --> 02:02:45,240
And he freaks out. 
And the emo kid is literally 

2588
02:02:45,240 --> 02:02:49,160
standing right with his nose up 
against the window looking in. 

2589
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:52,760
And he's like, Oh my God, this 
kid's insane. 

2590
02:02:53,600 --> 02:02:57,520
ANYWAYS, emo kid walks back in 
quietly, goes up the stairs 

2591
02:02:57,520 --> 02:03:00,080
again and sits in the bed and 
supposedly goes to sleep. 

2592
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:02,480
Ty doesn't fall asleep for like 
another hour afterwards. 

2593
02:03:02,480 --> 02:03:05,600
But eventually he opens his eyes
to the camp counselor being 

2594
02:03:05,600 --> 02:03:08,000
like, Ty, Ty, come on, come on, 
We're we're going to be late. 

2595
02:03:08,000 --> 02:03:10,360
And Ty's like, Oh my God. 
And everyone else is like, yeah,

2596
02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:12,720
you slept in, man. 
Actually, everyone in this bunk,

2597
02:03:13,080 --> 02:03:16,000
emo kids slept in and that's 
because everyone was so freaked 

2598
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:17,440
out that they couldn't go back 
to sleep. 

2599
02:03:17,680 --> 02:03:22,640
But anyways, first day 
activities, they go outside and 

2600
02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:24,760
during the day, they don't 
totally have to stick with their

2601
02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:26,280
group. 
They're actually assigned to 

2602
02:03:26,280 --> 02:03:28,600
random groups. 
However, a lot of people in the 

2603
02:03:28,600 --> 02:03:31,200
random group will be from their 
group because they're just 

2604
02:03:31,200 --> 02:03:32,640
trying to make friends within 
the group. 

2605
02:03:32,920 --> 02:03:35,360
So and they also go to meals 
together. 

2606
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:37,720
So like lunch or dinner, 
whatever is together. 

2607
02:03:37,960 --> 02:03:40,800
And so anyways, the first 
activity of the day is not with 

2608
02:03:40,800 --> 02:03:44,560
the emo kid. 
It is actually like kayak slash 

2609
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:47,280
canoe or whatever, either or one
of those two. 

2610
02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:50,480
And you know, Ty's a lot of fun 
and they go back to dinner or 

2611
02:03:50,480 --> 02:03:51,240
lunch. 
Sorry. 

2612
02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:53,360
They go to lunch as a group 
together. 

2613
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:56,800
And Ty's, you know, talking 
about what he was doing. 

2614
02:03:56,800 --> 02:03:59,640
And the counselor kind of went 
around the table and was like, 

2615
02:03:59,640 --> 02:04:02,680
oh, so Ty, what did you do? 
And Ty explains, oh, so 

2616
02:04:02,680 --> 02:04:05,120
Benjamin, what do you do? 
Benjamin explains, oh, so emo 

2617
02:04:05,120 --> 02:04:09,920
kid, what did you do? 
And he was like, no, I prayed to

2618
02:04:09,920 --> 02:04:14,000
the overload. 
And they're like, oh, I don't 

2619
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:17,120
remember that being activity. 
You know, kids like it's not 

2620
02:04:17,520 --> 02:04:21,680
it's necessary. 
And he's like, OK, anyways, 

2621
02:04:21,680 --> 02:04:24,280
guys, so I'm going to read off 
the people in your next 

2622
02:04:24,280 --> 02:04:26,320
activity. 
Because the way it worked was at

2623
02:04:26,320 --> 02:04:28,360
meals. 
So AG breakfast, the camp 

2624
02:04:28,360 --> 02:04:31,280
counselor read off what group 
everyone else was in for 

2625
02:04:31,280 --> 02:04:32,920
activities. 
And then at lunch, the camp 

2626
02:04:32,920 --> 02:04:36,160
counselor read off what people 
be in for the afternoon 

2627
02:04:36,160 --> 02:04:39,200
activities. 
And so the camp counselors like,

2628
02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:44,120
oh so Ty Benjamin and an emo 
kid, you're all going to be in 

2629
02:04:44,280 --> 02:04:47,120
the group 7 or whatever. 
And that happened to be like 

2630
02:04:47,480 --> 02:04:50,480
something with like wood tool 
making or something kind of cool

2631
02:04:50,480 --> 02:04:52,800
like that. 
So anyways, after lunch, they 

2632
02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:56,280
all head in that direction and 
time Benjamin are like walking 

2633
02:04:56,280 --> 02:04:58,560
together. 
However, the emo kid, it's not 

2634
02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:00,840
like they were walking away from
him, but the emo kid 

2635
02:05:00,840 --> 02:05:05,400
intentionally stands like or 
like walks 10 feet behind them, 

2636
02:05:05,560 --> 02:05:09,160
never breaking the distance. 
Like they always have 10 feet 

2637
02:05:09,160 --> 02:05:11,800
between them and the emo kid 
never breaks it. 

2638
02:05:12,080 --> 02:05:15,200
And he kind of walks weird. 
He walks very stiffly, yet he's 

2639
02:05:15,200 --> 02:05:17,880
kind of like prop 4 to a 30° 
angle. 

2640
02:05:18,040 --> 02:05:20,640
His arms straight shoot like 
straight down. 

2641
02:05:20,960 --> 02:05:23,720
And he kind of waddles a little 
bit like a Penguin, but it's 

2642
02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:25,440
very intimidating and very 
weird. 

2643
02:05:25,760 --> 02:05:27,520
And Benjamin kind of whispers 
like Ben. 

2644
02:05:28,240 --> 02:05:31,840
Ben. 
I can feel his eyes in the back 

2645
02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:34,760
of my head or not bend, but Ty, 
Ty. 

2646
02:05:34,760 --> 02:05:36,400
I can feel his eyes in the back 
of my head. 

2647
02:05:36,600 --> 02:05:38,600
Ty's like dude Benjamin, I know,
I know. 

2648
02:05:38,800 --> 02:05:42,480
So anyways, they got there and 
the Cam counselor dude is like, 

2649
02:05:42,480 --> 02:05:45,280
hey guys, welcome to 
woodworking. 

2650
02:05:45,440 --> 02:05:49,240
It's going to be a lot of fun. 
You can make whatever tools or 

2651
02:05:49,240 --> 02:05:53,160
whatever you want. 
All I ask is that when you're 

2652
02:05:53,160 --> 02:05:56,400
using the this blade that you 
know I'm there and help you 

2653
02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:58,920
guiding it. 
And also, if you want any, like 

2654
02:05:58,920 --> 02:06:03,880
I don't know if you want any 
inspiration or questions, come 

2655
02:06:03,880 --> 02:06:06,720
to me and it's all cool. 
So anyways, time Benjamin, sit 

2656
02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:08,040
down. 
They're like, oh, let's make 

2657
02:06:08,040 --> 02:06:11,520
like wooden knives or something.
So they're given a pocket knife 

2658
02:06:11,520 --> 02:06:12,840
and they're taught how to 
whittle away. 

2659
02:06:12,840 --> 02:06:14,680
It's like always you got to face
it away from you. 

2660
02:06:14,880 --> 02:06:17,560
Never face it towards you. 
If I see you guys facing it 

2661
02:06:17,560 --> 02:06:19,800
towards you, I got to revoke you
knife privileges. 

2662
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:21,440
Not true. 
You're not trying to be that 

2663
02:06:21,440 --> 02:06:24,320
guy, but it's part of the jab. 
So anyways, right, They look 

2664
02:06:24,320 --> 02:06:27,120
over and they see the emo kid 
and he's like whittling away at 

2665
02:06:27,120 --> 02:06:29,600
the spoon and he's or at this at
the stick. 

2666
02:06:29,600 --> 02:06:33,920
And they're all like, so 
eventually at the end of class 

2667
02:06:34,200 --> 02:06:36,360
there or at the end of the 
activity, they're asked to go 

2668
02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:39,440
round in a circle and say a 
little bit about what they made 

2669
02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:41,160
and show it off. 
So ty's like, all right, well, 

2670
02:06:41,160 --> 02:06:43,920
here's like a butter knife and 
didn't turn out that well when 

2671
02:06:43,920 --> 02:06:46,920
everyone laughs a little bit and
the camp counselors like, dude, 

2672
02:06:46,920 --> 02:06:48,640
it's fire. 
That's your first time. 

2673
02:06:48,640 --> 02:06:51,000
Don't even worry about it. 
Eventually comes around to the 

2674
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:54,440
emo kid and the emo kid is like 
whips out this like almost 

2675
02:06:54,440 --> 02:06:56,640
perfectly whittled. 
Like this is like really 

2676
02:06:56,640 --> 02:07:00,200
professionally well done. 
And the camp counselors was 

2677
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:03,600
like, wow, what is that? 
He's like, this is a wand for my

2678
02:07:03,600 --> 02:07:07,520
warlock activities. 
Nobody better cross me now that 

2679
02:07:07,520 --> 02:07:11,080
I've access to my most powerful 
weapon of a wand. 

2680
02:07:11,760 --> 02:07:17,400
Everyone was like what? 
Real quick, if you made it this 

2681
02:07:17,400 --> 02:07:19,760
far into the video comment emo 
down below. 

2682
02:07:19,760 --> 02:07:21,000
That's the secret word of the 
day. 

2683
02:07:21,000 --> 02:07:24,240
I'll try and hard as many 
comments as I possibly can that 

2684
02:07:24,240 --> 02:07:25,800
say emo. 
And then also if you want to 

2685
02:07:25,800 --> 02:07:28,880
support the channel, watch a 
bunch of these videos in one 

2686
02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:30,480
sitting. 
I call it binge watching. 

2687
02:07:30,480 --> 02:07:33,000
So if you're sitting down, maybe
playing video games or trying to

2688
02:07:33,000 --> 02:07:35,680
go to sleep or something like 
that, watch like 10 videos in a 

2689
02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:37,760
row if possible. 
I know it's a big ask, but if 

2690
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:40,080
you do so, please leave a 
comment down below. 

2691
02:07:40,080 --> 02:07:43,400
I'll hard it and even shout you 
out as on screen right now 

2692
02:07:43,400 --> 02:07:45,560
shouting out some people who are
supporting the channel and 

2693
02:07:45,560 --> 02:07:48,080
telling me about. 
So yeah, thanks to these guys 

2694
02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:49,720
and you guys and let's get right
back to it. 

2695
02:07:50,520 --> 02:07:54,440
So Fast forward a couple days 
into the week and every single 

2696
02:07:54,440 --> 02:07:56,480
day the emo kids been doing 
weird things. 

2697
02:07:56,480 --> 02:07:59,440
So right now is a Wednesday. 
For context, they got there on a

2698
02:07:59,440 --> 02:08:01,960
Sunday night. 
So this Wednesday night, 

2699
02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:05,600
Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of 
becoming like the side character

2700
02:08:05,600 --> 02:08:08,120
for Ty, Like he's becoming like 
pretty close friends. 

2701
02:08:08,320 --> 02:08:11,280
And Ty and Benjamin are kind of 
like talking about the emo kid 

2702
02:08:11,280 --> 02:08:14,040
and being like kind of tracking 
the weird things he's been 

2703
02:08:14,040 --> 02:08:16,040
doing. 
But tonight is one of the 

2704
02:08:16,040 --> 02:08:19,120
weirdest things he's done. 
So once again, Ty and Benjamin 

2705
02:08:19,120 --> 02:08:21,880
have been noticing that the emo 
kid has been going outside every

2706
02:08:21,880 --> 02:08:24,480
single time, like 15 minutes 
after they go to sleep. 

2707
02:08:24,760 --> 02:08:27,160
So Ty and Benjamin, they both 
get in bed and when the lights 

2708
02:08:27,160 --> 02:08:29,640
are turned off, they wait about 
15 minutes and sure enough, the 

2709
02:08:29,640 --> 02:08:32,840
emo kid gets out bed and walks 
down the steps and he walks 

2710
02:08:32,840 --> 02:08:36,400
outside and he walks to kind of 
this like big forest clearing. 

2711
02:08:36,600 --> 02:08:40,080
So Ty and Benjamin, they both 
walk over and they both look up 

2712
02:08:40,080 --> 02:08:43,000
and they look out of the window 
and they're looking out and they

2713
02:08:43,000 --> 02:08:45,000
see the emo kit. 
And normally he just stands 

2714
02:08:45,000 --> 02:08:47,360
there blankly, but this time was
different. 

2715
02:08:47,440 --> 02:08:51,120
He was getting to work. 
They saw the stick that he made 

2716
02:08:51,120 --> 02:08:55,640
and the wands then like the wand
craft whatever class and or the 

2717
02:08:55,640 --> 02:08:59,600
woodsmanship craft class and he 
takes the end of it. 

2718
02:08:59,720 --> 02:09:03,000
That isn't point indeed where 
you do the spell and he puts it 

2719
02:09:03,000 --> 02:09:05,320
into the dirt because he's 
standing on a pretty big dirt 

2720
02:09:05,320 --> 02:09:09,360
clearing and he starts drawing 
the circle, this very big 

2721
02:09:09,360 --> 02:09:11,960
circle. 
And and Ty looks over Benjamin 

2722
02:09:11,960 --> 02:09:14,080
is like, dude, what on earth is 
going on? 

2723
02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:17,280
Like, what is this kid doing? 
And Benjamin's like, dude, I 

2724
02:09:17,280 --> 02:09:19,640
have no idea. 
And they look at it and he's 

2725
02:09:19,640 --> 02:09:22,720
drawn a complete perfect circle 
around him. 

2726
02:09:22,960 --> 02:09:26,240
And then he steps out of it and 
then he starts making lines 

2727
02:09:26,240 --> 02:09:29,400
within the circle. 
He goes from the top of it down,

2728
02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:34,760
up, down, across, up. 
He's made a perfect upside down 

2729
02:09:34,760 --> 02:09:36,760
pentagram. 
And if you don't know, that's 

2730
02:09:36,760 --> 02:09:41,000
basically like a sign of like 
ship or the something. 

2731
02:09:42,040 --> 02:09:45,400
So at this point, right, Ty and 
his friend are freaking out. 

2732
02:09:45,560 --> 02:09:48,120
They're like, Oh my God, he's 
trying to like summon something.

2733
02:09:48,400 --> 02:09:51,320
And sure enough the emo kid 
starts like waving his wand 

2734
02:09:51,320 --> 02:09:54,680
around in these weird directions
and starts like spinning around 

2735
02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:56,960
in a circle and making these 
like weird movements. 

2736
02:09:57,240 --> 02:10:00,880
And if TikTok was around I bet 
Ty would have been like bro is 

2737
02:10:00,880 --> 02:10:02,840
he trying to do a TikTok dance 
or something? 

2738
02:10:03,120 --> 02:10:06,480
But anyways Ty and Benjamin are 
watching as the emo kid after 

2739
02:10:06,480 --> 02:10:09,720
making the upside down pentagram
just starts waving it around and

2740
02:10:09,720 --> 02:10:12,400
starts speaking like because 
they crack the window was 

2741
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:14,760
cracked open a little bit and 
they start hearing. 

2742
02:10:14,760 --> 02:10:19,720
Like a real. 
Like some weird, OK, maybe it 

2743
02:10:19,720 --> 02:10:22,480
wasn't as goofy as that, but he 
was kind of talking these like 

2744
02:10:22,480 --> 02:10:25,600
weird tongues or whatever. 
And that's when they heard the 

2745
02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:27,960
light flick on. 
Not in their room because they 

2746
02:10:27,960 --> 02:10:31,200
would have I've seen that they 
heard the light flick on in the 

2747
02:10:31,200 --> 02:10:34,040
middle cabin, the middle part or
the middle part of the cabin. 

2748
02:10:34,320 --> 02:10:36,320
That is where the camp counselor
lived. 

2749
02:10:36,480 --> 02:10:38,880
He must have heard or must have 
felt like some kind of 

2750
02:10:38,880 --> 02:10:42,400
disturbance or something because
they see the emo kid drop his 

2751
02:10:42,680 --> 02:10:46,200
like grab his wand and Sprint 
out of there and Sprint so 

2752
02:10:46,200 --> 02:10:48,400
quickly. 
He goes to the backroom and 

2753
02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:50,880
that's when like Ty and Benjamin
are like, Oh my God, he's 

2754
02:10:50,880 --> 02:10:53,120
sprinting here. 
So they quickly jump into bed 

2755
02:10:53,160 --> 02:10:55,440
and are, you know when, I don't 
know if you guys did this, but 

2756
02:10:55,440 --> 02:10:58,120
like when you're, when you were 
up later than you should and 

2757
02:10:58,120 --> 02:11:00,760
you're your mom is about to run 
into like open the room and you 

2758
02:11:00,760 --> 02:11:03,440
just jump into your bed and then
you just stay super, super, 

2759
02:11:03,440 --> 02:11:05,280
super still. 
That was them. 

2760
02:11:05,280 --> 02:11:07,240
Like it doesn't matter if you're
sprawled out in a weird 

2761
02:11:07,240 --> 02:11:09,760
position, you're staying as 
still as possible. 

2762
02:11:09,760 --> 02:11:13,240
So they jump in, they're super 
still and, and they watch as the

2763
02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:17,120
door opens and the emo kid runs 
in and runs UPS up to like the 

2764
02:11:17,120 --> 02:11:19,200
second bunk and just sits in 
there. 

2765
02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:23,000
And that's when like they see 
like literally 10 seconds after 

2766
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:26,520
the emo kid gets into his bed, 
they see the light flicker on 

2767
02:11:26,800 --> 02:11:30,480
and the, and the Cam counselor 
who's for cabin B or whatever 

2768
02:11:30,960 --> 02:11:34,400
Walkson is like, hey, hey, hey, 
I saw something out there. 

2769
02:11:34,400 --> 02:11:37,800
And you guys go out there and 
like, you know, everyone's 

2770
02:11:37,800 --> 02:11:40,280
pretending to be like what? 
Like they just woke up. 

2771
02:11:40,280 --> 02:11:43,320
The emo kid is really pretending
to be like, what? 

2772
02:11:43,320 --> 02:11:45,040
I don't know what's going on, 
bro. 

2773
02:11:45,200 --> 02:11:48,720
And obviously Ty and Benjamin, 
you know, they're trying to like

2774
02:11:48,720 --> 02:11:50,640
pretend like they weren't up 
watching the whole thing. 

2775
02:11:50,880 --> 02:11:55,120
And the kid on the very top of, 
like, Ty just is still 

2776
02:11:55,120 --> 02:11:57,400
completely asleep. 
So counselors like, all right, 

2777
02:11:57,400 --> 02:11:58,680
whatever. 
He's like, all right, Well, 

2778
02:11:58,680 --> 02:12:01,360
remember, it's a punchable 
offense if you guys leave the 

2779
02:12:01,360 --> 02:12:04,360
cabin during the night. 
Like, you will be forced to go 

2780
02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:06,080
back home. 
And you don't want to miss the 

2781
02:12:06,080 --> 02:12:07,760
fun retreat we're doing this 
weekend. 

2782
02:12:08,080 --> 02:12:10,360
They're all like, all right. 
They're like, yeah, it wasn't 

2783
02:12:10,360 --> 02:12:12,200
us. 
I don't know what it is. 

2784
02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:15,120
And that's when the camp 
counselors, like, what? 

2785
02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:18,400
And he sees, he looks outside 
the window, and that's when he 

2786
02:12:18,400 --> 02:12:20,880
sees it. 
He's like stay here and he goes 

2787
02:12:20,880 --> 02:12:24,800
outside and they all watch as he
walks outside and he sees like 

2788
02:12:24,800 --> 02:12:27,640
the the upside down pentagram, 
like drawn into the circle or 

2789
02:12:27,640 --> 02:12:31,040
whatever, drawn into the dirt. 
And he's just looking at it. 

2790
02:12:31,280 --> 02:12:33,880
And he takes out like his iPhone
4 because it was like 2015 or 

2791
02:12:33,880 --> 02:12:37,360
whatever and takes a photo of it
with like flash takes another 

2792
02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:40,800
photo, steps back, takes another
photo and everyone else pretends

2793
02:12:40,800 --> 02:12:44,240
to be asleep as they go back in.
Next day rolls around and 

2794
02:12:44,240 --> 02:12:48,000
they're walking to their first 
activity from breakfast and 

2795
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:49,360
time. 
Benjamin happened to be in the 

2796
02:12:49,360 --> 02:12:53,240
same group and I was like, dude,
the emo kids insane. 

2797
02:12:53,240 --> 02:12:55,240
Like that was ridiculous last 
night. 

2798
02:12:55,440 --> 02:12:58,360
Benjamin's like I've never been 
more freaked out besides the 

2799
02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:00,800
first night, bro, like this, 
this kids insane. 

2800
02:13:00,800 --> 02:13:03,440
And at this point they start 
talking about the camping 

2801
02:13:03,440 --> 02:13:05,240
retreat. 
So I mentioned this like a 

2802
02:13:05,240 --> 02:13:08,240
couple minutes ago when the camp
counselor said, you guys, you 

2803
02:13:08,240 --> 02:13:10,840
guys don't want to miss the 
special fun camping retreat 

2804
02:13:10,840 --> 02:13:13,240
we're doing. 
So they stayed out in cabins, 

2805
02:13:13,400 --> 02:13:15,320
but part of the wilderness camp,
whatever. 

2806
02:13:15,480 --> 02:13:18,560
At the very end of it, at the 
very like the last Friday night 

2807
02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:23,400
to Saturday, they go, they hike 
out kind of far farther out into

2808
02:13:23,400 --> 02:13:25,840
the woods. 
They bring like camping 

2809
02:13:25,840 --> 02:13:28,560
equipment and they kind of like 
camp out like that. 

2810
02:13:29,120 --> 02:13:32,200
So they both of like Ty and 
Benjamin were a little bit 

2811
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:35,320
worried because that basically 
meant that they were going by 

2812
02:13:35,320 --> 02:13:38,560
group and they were going to be 
out in the woods in tents by 

2813
02:13:38,560 --> 02:13:40,600
themselves with the creepy 
e-mail kid. 

2814
02:13:41,080 --> 02:13:43,440
So anyways, let's just Fast 
forward to that day. 

2815
02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:47,200
It's Friday and everyone is kind
of packing their little bags. 

2816
02:13:47,200 --> 02:13:50,320
And the camp counselor for each 
group packs their leg supply 

2817
02:13:50,320 --> 02:13:54,160
kit, medical supplies, radio, 
the food that they're going to 

2818
02:13:54,160 --> 02:13:55,600
be eating. 
And he's like, all right, 

2819
02:13:55,600 --> 02:13:59,440
everyone grab like everyone, 
like groups of two grab a tent. 

2820
02:13:59,760 --> 02:14:03,000
And so sure enough, people pair 
up and Benjamin and Ty are 

2821
02:14:03,000 --> 02:14:05,880
together and they grab this tent
and they start walking over to 

2822
02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:09,480
the campsite and time Benjamin 
are like Benjamin was like, 

2823
02:14:09,480 --> 02:14:12,680
dude, I heard that like, you 
know, there's only like enough 

2824
02:14:12,680 --> 02:14:15,000
tents so that like we have to 
pair up with someone. 

2825
02:14:15,160 --> 02:14:16,840
And he said, I heard that it's 
random. 

2826
02:14:16,960 --> 02:14:19,600
I heard that we don't get to 
choose who we pair up with guys 

2827
02:14:19,600 --> 02:14:21,600
Like dude, that's insane. 
We already have friends. 

2828
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:24,440
I get in the beginning them 
assigning us stuff, but like we 

2829
02:14:24,440 --> 02:14:26,480
know people now. 
This is the last day. 

2830
02:14:26,480 --> 02:14:29,240
Like why would we need to bunk 
with someone random? 

2831
02:14:29,680 --> 02:14:31,640
And they're and Benjamin's like,
dude, I don't know if that's 

2832
02:14:31,640 --> 02:14:32,960
true. 
That's just what I heard. 

2833
02:14:32,960 --> 02:14:36,960
So eventually they get to the 
campsite anyways, so they get to

2834
02:14:36,960 --> 02:14:39,840
the campsite, right? 
And you know, they start doing 

2835
02:14:39,840 --> 02:14:41,840
they set up, they're kind of 
like they sit around a bunch of 

2836
02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:44,200
logs. 
So they they like light a little

2837
02:14:44,200 --> 02:14:46,920
fire and they've like baked 
beans in a can or something. 

2838
02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:50,400
Then they also go out and they 
kind of like clear the land for 

2839
02:14:50,400 --> 02:14:53,400
to put down the tents. 
They all set up a bunch of tents

2840
02:14:53,400 --> 02:14:55,600
in the group of two that they 
carried it over in. 

2841
02:14:55,840 --> 02:14:58,360
And Ty at this point is 
thinking, all right, we're good 

2842
02:14:58,360 --> 02:15:00,640
because I'm going to be with 
Benjamin because I mean, we're 

2843
02:15:00,640 --> 02:15:03,120
in groups of two already. 
Why would they need to reassign 

2844
02:15:03,120 --> 02:15:05,520
US groups? 
And so once again, they were as 

2845
02:15:05,680 --> 02:15:07,760
back to the campsite. 
We're not the the original 

2846
02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:09,440
campsite, but the little 
campfire they made. 

2847
02:15:09,840 --> 02:15:12,440
It's getting kind of late and 
the camp counselors like, all 

2848
02:15:12,440 --> 02:15:15,600
right, guys, time for me to sign
you your bunk mates or your camp

2849
02:15:15,600 --> 02:15:19,240
tent mates and tying his head. 
It's like, no, no, no, no, no, 

2850
02:15:19,560 --> 02:15:24,040
so Benjamin and so and so, so 
and so and so and so, so. 

2851
02:15:24,080 --> 02:15:26,040
And you know, when there's like 
that one guy you don't want to 

2852
02:15:26,040 --> 02:15:29,320
be with or something like that, 
and like you're being assigned 

2853
02:15:29,320 --> 02:15:32,520
in a list and you and you don't 
hear your name, but you also 

2854
02:15:32,520 --> 02:15:35,440
don't hear his name. 
And the number of combinations 

2855
02:15:35,440 --> 02:15:37,920
starts getting smaller and 
smaller and smaller and you 

2856
02:15:37,920 --> 02:15:40,280
start freaking out. 
Well, this is what was happening

2857
02:15:40,280 --> 02:15:44,120
to Ty until he realized that he 
was doomed before, you know, the

2858
02:15:44,120 --> 02:15:47,520
words were even said because the
camp counselor went through the 

2859
02:15:47,520 --> 02:15:51,120
entire list, but he didn't say 
Ty's name or the emo kids name. 

2860
02:15:51,320 --> 02:15:54,200
And that's when the camp 
counselor said Ty and the emo 

2861
02:15:54,200 --> 02:15:56,400
kid obviously said his real 
name, but you know what I mean. 

2862
02:15:56,600 --> 02:16:00,800
And Ty was just like, oh, I'm 
not going to make it tonight. 

2863
02:16:00,800 --> 02:16:04,440
I'm not going to survive. 
I better write some like my some

2864
02:16:04,440 --> 02:16:07,800
letters to my mom saying I love 
you because I'm not making it 

2865
02:16:07,800 --> 02:16:09,000
tonight. 
Oh my God. 

2866
02:16:09,200 --> 02:16:12,800
And Benjamin is just staring at 
him, like, and afterwards walks 

2867
02:16:12,800 --> 02:16:16,520
up to him and says, hey, if you 
need help, Yep. 

2868
02:16:16,520 --> 02:16:18,400
Like, we got to come up with 
some kind of signal. 

2869
02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:23,000
So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to 
like, I don't like, I'm just 

2870
02:16:23,000 --> 02:16:25,040
going to run out of there. 
And I'm going to run over like, 

2871
02:16:25,040 --> 02:16:27,360
no signals, no nothing. 
I'm running over to your 

2872
02:16:27,360 --> 02:16:30,440
campsite if anything happens. 
And Benjamin's like, all right, 

2873
02:16:30,440 --> 02:16:32,959
that's totally fine, man. 
So anyways, Ty goes up to the 

2874
02:16:32,959 --> 02:16:35,240
emo kids. 
Like, so looks like we're 

2875
02:16:35,240 --> 02:16:37,360
bunking. 
The emo kid is like, 

2876
02:16:40,080 --> 02:16:43,719
interesting. 
And Ty's like, yeah, man. 

2877
02:16:43,879 --> 02:16:48,799
He's like, well, I guess you're 
one of my more favorite mortals 

2878
02:16:48,799 --> 02:16:53,760
that I know The Ties, like, 
yeah. 

2879
02:16:54,680 --> 02:16:57,320
So they both, like, put down 
their sleeping bags in this kind

2880
02:16:57,320 --> 02:17:00,320
of very cramped tent. 
And Ties is sitting there like. 

2881
02:17:00,760 --> 02:17:02,320
OK. 
OK. 

2882
02:17:02,320 --> 02:17:04,920
And they have this kind of light
and it's like one of those like 

2883
02:17:05,400 --> 02:17:08,480
battery powered lights. 
And the emo kids say goodnight, 

2884
02:17:08,480 --> 02:17:13,360
tie and turns it off and ties 
like, like starts completely 

2885
02:17:13,360 --> 02:17:15,920
freaking out. 
He's like, OK, OK, I can't see 

2886
02:17:15,920 --> 02:17:18,680
anything but we're OK. 
And that's when he hears the emo

2887
02:17:18,680 --> 02:17:21,480
kid stand up and ty's like. 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 

2888
02:17:21,600 --> 02:17:22,400
no, no, no. 
No. 

2889
02:17:22,400 --> 02:17:24,879
And the emo kid is like standing
above him and he's like, all 

2890
02:17:24,879 --> 02:17:27,160
right, well maybe I should just 
accept my destiny. 

2891
02:17:27,360 --> 02:17:29,799
And that's when the emo kid, 
instead of striking him over 

2892
02:17:29,799 --> 02:17:32,000
there at the rock or something, 
just leaves. 

2893
02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:34,760
He opens up the camp tent and 
walks out. 

2894
02:17:35,120 --> 02:17:38,760
And Ty's like, what? 
So Ty kind of like gets up and 

2895
02:17:38,760 --> 02:17:41,240
he looks out. 
He sees the emo kid in the emo 

2896
02:17:41,320 --> 02:17:45,080
kid is like standing or he's 
like crouching on all fours. 

2897
02:17:45,440 --> 02:17:49,080
And then he starts howling, 
starts howling to the full moon.

2898
02:17:49,080 --> 02:17:54,080
He's like every, but it's like a
really weird howl and ties is 

2899
02:17:54,080 --> 02:17:57,040
like what? 
And that's when he hears the 

2900
02:17:57,080 --> 02:18:00,920
kind of like the camp counselor 
who's with us be like, hey, hey,

2901
02:18:00,920 --> 02:18:02,719
who's that? 
You're not allowed to be outside

2902
02:18:02,719 --> 02:18:05,280
your campsite. 
And you just see the emo K go 

2903
02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:08,280
huh, uh oh. 
And just sprints towards like 

2904
02:18:08,280 --> 02:18:12,559
the sprints towards the tent. 
So Ty jumps back into his bed 

2905
02:18:12,799 --> 02:18:15,959
and the emo kid who's not very 
coordinated, apparently, instead

2906
02:18:15,959 --> 02:18:19,440
of like jumping through the 
wind, like the the open flap 

2907
02:18:19,680 --> 02:18:24,440
jumps right through the tent, so
breaks right through the tarp of

2908
02:18:24,440 --> 02:18:26,840
the tent, cracks the entire 
thing. 

2909
02:18:26,959 --> 02:18:31,120
The entire thing comes 
collapsing down and Ty just Ty's

2910
02:18:31,120 --> 02:18:34,959
was like has his eyes closed as 
the entire tent falls on top of 

2911
02:18:34,959 --> 02:18:36,480
him. 
And that's when you hear all 

2912
02:18:36,480 --> 02:18:39,600
this yelling and the camp 
counselors like what's going on 

2913
02:18:39,600 --> 02:18:40,440
over here? 
Are you? 

2914
02:18:40,440 --> 02:18:42,639
Guys, all right. 
And he just, like, starts 

2915
02:18:42,639 --> 02:18:45,360
ruffling rum, rummaging through 
all the like, the rubble and 

2916
02:18:45,360 --> 02:18:47,600
stuff. 
And Ty starts like getting up 

2917
02:18:47,600 --> 02:18:49,040
and he pushes the stuff off of 
him. 

2918
02:18:49,240 --> 02:18:52,400
The camp counselor was like, was
that you out there doing those 

2919
02:18:52,400 --> 02:18:54,160
howling noises? 
He's like, no. 

2920
02:18:54,400 --> 02:18:56,879
And then sure enough, the emo 
kid is just standing there like 

2921
02:18:57,480 --> 02:19:00,760
you and he says to him like you 
wouldn't understand what I was 

2922
02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:02,799
doing. 
And the camp counselor was like 

2923
02:19:03,000 --> 02:19:04,559
it. 
Well, I told you before that you

2924
02:19:04,559 --> 02:19:06,840
can't be leaving your tent 
during the night time. 

2925
02:19:06,840 --> 02:19:09,040
Like after I said goodbye, you 
were supposed to go to your tent

2926
02:19:09,040 --> 02:19:11,000
and not leave it. 
You were out there. 

2927
02:19:11,000 --> 02:19:16,799
He's like, I was performing a 
protection ritual and camp camp 

2928
02:19:16,799 --> 02:19:20,959
counselor was like what? 
I was performing a protection 

2929
02:19:20,959 --> 02:19:24,320
ritual so that everyone would be
safe at night from the demons 

2930
02:19:24,320 --> 02:19:30,920
and gusts of the underworlds. 
Camp counselor was like what? 

2931
02:19:31,160 --> 02:19:33,480
And at that point, right, they 
just realized, okay, this is a 

2932
02:19:33,480 --> 02:19:35,280
lost cause. 
And at this point, the worst 

2933
02:19:35,280 --> 02:19:39,160
thing was that there was nowhere
for them to sleep because the 

2934
02:19:39,440 --> 02:19:41,760
camp was completely destroyed. 
The tent was completely 

2935
02:19:41,760 --> 02:19:43,760
destroyed. 
So the camp counselor was like, 

2936
02:19:43,760 --> 02:19:46,360
fine, you 2 bring your sleeping 
bags. 

2937
02:19:46,760 --> 02:19:49,640
You can sleep in my tent. 
So the three of them are are 

2938
02:19:49,640 --> 02:19:52,200
kind of like crushed in there. 
And eventually camp counselors 

2939
02:19:52,200 --> 02:19:53,720
like, all right, you 2 are in 
here. 

2940
02:19:53,720 --> 02:19:56,560
I'm going to sleep outside. 
Notioning shenanigans. 

2941
02:19:56,880 --> 02:19:59,960
So it was the most uncomfortable
sleep of Ty's entire life. 

2942
02:19:59,960 --> 02:20:03,800
But eventually the day's over, 
he gets up, you know, they start

2943
02:20:03,800 --> 02:20:05,600
packing up their stuff and 
they're walking back to the 

2944
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:07,360
campsite. 
And that's when Ty meets up with

2945
02:20:07,360 --> 02:20:11,160
Benjamin is like, dude. 
Like what have like you're not 

2946
02:20:11,160 --> 02:20:13,160
going to believe it. 
And Benjamin's like I heard a 

2947
02:20:13,160 --> 02:20:15,760
lot of yelling are you OK? 
Ty tells him the story. 

2948
02:20:15,760 --> 02:20:19,600
He's like dude that's insane. 
So anyways they get back and 

2949
02:20:19,760 --> 02:20:22,040
Ty's think Ty actually had a 
really good time at the camp 

2950
02:20:22,040 --> 02:20:24,560
minus the emo kid like cringe 
fest or whatever. 

2951
02:20:24,840 --> 02:20:27,760
Eventually Ty's parents come to 
pick him up and Ty's mom's like 

2952
02:20:27,760 --> 02:20:29,760
man you got to tell me all about
it. 

2953
02:20:29,920 --> 02:20:32,760
Like how was it? 
Ty's like it was really good but

2954
02:20:32,760 --> 02:20:35,880
it's quite a story. 
And so for the entire like 2 

2955
02:20:35,880 --> 02:20:39,240
hour car ride back, Ty tells 
them the entire story and let me

2956
02:20:39,240 --> 02:20:41,040
just click on the video on 
screen right now. 

2957
02:20:41,040 --> 02:20:43,160
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it, do it. 

2958
02:20:44,720 --> 02:20:47,120
How's it going everyone? 
I hope you're having a great day

2959
02:20:47,120 --> 02:20:50,640
because today we have a story of
probably one of the cringiest 

2960
02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:54,160
emo kids on planet earth. 
I'm not even kidding. 

2961
02:20:54,360 --> 02:20:56,760
This is probably one of the 
craziest stories I've received. 

2962
02:20:56,760 --> 02:20:59,720
So sit back, relax, grab 
something to eat, grab some of 

2963
02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:02,440
the drink, and let's call 
today's subscriber who submitted

2964
02:21:02,440 --> 02:21:04,600
this story. 
Let's call him Oliver. 

2965
02:21:04,800 --> 02:21:09,400
So this all happened back in the
good old days of like 20/14/2015

2966
02:21:09,480 --> 02:21:13,680
when like goth, emo, all that 
type of stuff with like super 

2967
02:21:13,680 --> 02:21:15,440
popular. 
And by the way, if you dress 

2968
02:21:15,440 --> 02:21:17,400
goth or emo, I literally don't 
care. 

2969
02:21:17,400 --> 02:21:21,000
That's a totally fine style. 
As long as you aren't an emo kid

2970
02:21:21,000 --> 02:21:23,400
like this kid, you're totally 
cool in my book. 

2971
02:21:23,720 --> 02:21:27,160
So anyways, right, this all 
started when Oliver and his 

2972
02:21:27,160 --> 02:21:29,960
friends were in the mall. 
And this was way back in the day

2973
02:21:30,240 --> 02:21:32,400
and Oliver and his friends were 
just kind of like walking around

2974
02:21:32,400 --> 02:21:33,640
in the mall. 
They were trying to figure out 

2975
02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:35,760
something to do. 
I mean, it was a Saturday. 

2976
02:21:35,760 --> 02:21:38,640
So I mean, who knows? 
Like, you know, I mean, like 

2977
02:21:38,760 --> 02:21:40,680
they were trying to figure out 
something that they wanted to 

2978
02:21:40,680 --> 02:21:42,040
do. 
And Oliver's friend was like, 

2979
02:21:42,040 --> 02:21:44,320
Hey man, do you mind if we stop 
in Hot Topic? 

2980
02:21:44,600 --> 02:21:47,840
Hot Topic is AT shirt store that
sells a lot of store. 

2981
02:21:47,840 --> 02:21:50,640
A lot of stores sells a lot of 
different types of T-shirts, a 

2982
02:21:50,640 --> 02:21:53,640
lot of like trending stuff, a 
lot of like, and since, you 

2983
02:21:53,640 --> 02:21:56,200
know, emo and goth was kind of 
trending at the time, they sold 

2984
02:21:56,200 --> 02:21:59,160
a lot of shirts and a tire that 
really fit with that outfit. 

2985
02:21:59,160 --> 02:22:03,360
Like you got like black T-shirt 
that says like society and then 

2986
02:22:03,360 --> 02:22:07,360
you got like a a spiky collar. 
I don't know man. 

2987
02:22:07,560 --> 02:22:10,280
But anyways, right, Oliver and 
his friends stopped in Hot Topic

2988
02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:13,520
and Oliver wasn't really there 
to buy something. 

2989
02:22:13,520 --> 02:22:16,360
So he was kind of just walking 
around and chilling and he 

2990
02:22:16,360 --> 02:22:21,440
accidentally bumps into the emo 
guy or the emo guy introducing a

2991
02:22:21,440 --> 02:22:24,120
new guy, emo kid, whatever will 
come the emo kid. 

2992
02:22:24,280 --> 02:22:27,840
So anyways, right, this kid 
turns around and he's got this 

2993
02:22:27,840 --> 02:22:33,160
like this black T-shirt on. 
He's got a spiky choler, spiky 

2994
02:22:33,160 --> 02:22:37,280
collar choker type thing. 
He's got black pants, he's got 

2995
02:22:37,280 --> 02:22:40,280
black shoes on. 
His hair is black and it's like 

2996
02:22:40,280 --> 02:22:42,880
slicked down. 
So he has these like massive 

2997
02:22:42,880 --> 02:22:45,600
really weird bangs where you 
can't even see his face. 

2998
02:22:45,840 --> 02:22:48,360
He's like, watch where you're 
going punk. 

2999
02:22:48,720 --> 02:22:52,520
And Oliver's like sorry man. 
He's like, wait, I knew you, 

3000
02:22:52,520 --> 02:22:57,760
dude, you're from my school. 
And Oliver's like, yeah, I think

3001
02:22:57,760 --> 02:23:00,680
we're in class together. 
No, I've, I've seen you around, 

3002
02:23:00,680 --> 02:23:02,040
though. 
Because Oliver's starting to 

3003
02:23:02,040 --> 02:23:04,960
remember this one time he saw 
this really weirdo looking kid 

3004
02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:08,120
who was like, man, no one gets 
me. 

3005
02:23:08,440 --> 02:23:11,120
And so sure enough, the kid, the
kid, the e-mail kid is like, 

3006
02:23:11,720 --> 02:23:14,840
bro, I don't think you bumped 
into me on purpose. 

3007
02:23:15,080 --> 02:23:17,520
I think you were coming for me 
in my hand. 

3008
02:23:17,840 --> 02:23:21,640
And Oliver's like, dude, what? 
What what are you talking about?

3009
02:23:21,840 --> 02:23:25,040
And then e-mail kids like, bro, 
I think we both know that you 

3010
02:23:25,040 --> 02:23:28,080
just hate the emo kids. 
And two other e-mail kids appear

3011
02:23:28,080 --> 02:23:31,040
it as some like peer basically 
appear out of thin air. 

3012
02:23:31,240 --> 02:23:33,280
And they were like, what's this 
kid talking about? 

3013
02:23:33,280 --> 02:23:36,840
Like what's going on over here? 
And the e-mail kids like, yeah, 

3014
02:23:36,840 --> 02:23:40,760
this kid over here is my school 
and he hates me on purpose. 

3015
02:23:40,960 --> 02:23:43,040
And he just bumped into me and 
it was crazy. 

3016
02:23:43,240 --> 02:23:46,240
I, I, I, you can't do this to 
us, man. 

3017
02:23:46,280 --> 02:23:48,920
And the other e-mail kids like, 
yeah, well, what do you have 

3018
02:23:48,920 --> 02:23:50,840
against the e-mail kids? 
And this point, right? 

3019
02:23:50,960 --> 02:23:55,120
Oliver Lewis literally just 
standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt 

3020
02:23:55,120 --> 02:23:58,680
store because his friend wanted 
to buy a T-shirt and Olivers 

3021
02:23:58,680 --> 02:24:01,520
head, he's like, bro, please 
hurry up and get that T-shirt. 

3022
02:24:01,520 --> 02:24:04,480
But he says, look, I 
accidentally bumped into this 

3023
02:24:04,480 --> 02:24:07,960
kid like this guy. 
I'm sorry, it's not on purpose. 

3024
02:24:08,680 --> 02:24:12,280
You can trust me. 
And the emo kids, Like, no, 

3025
02:24:12,280 --> 02:24:15,640
dude, I totally know what like a
bump on purpose would feel like.

3026
02:24:15,800 --> 02:24:19,680
That one felt so purposeful. 
Like I literally felt the 

3027
02:24:19,680 --> 02:24:21,720
purpose in the bump. 
It was crazy. 

3028
02:24:22,160 --> 02:24:24,160
And Oliver's like, dude, what do
you mean by that? 

3029
02:24:24,360 --> 02:24:27,560
And the emo kids, like, are you 
getting aggressive with me, son?

3030
02:24:28,000 --> 02:24:31,480
Do you want to fight me, son? 
Oh, he wants to fight me, dude. 

3031
02:24:31,480 --> 02:24:33,600
And at this point, Oliver's 
like, all right, guys. 

3032
02:24:33,600 --> 02:24:34,600
All right, boys, have a good 
day. 

3033
02:24:35,200 --> 02:24:36,600
Oliver goes over, finds his 
friend. 

3034
02:24:36,600 --> 02:24:38,880
He's like, dude, I got I met a 
bunch of weirdos. 

3035
02:24:39,120 --> 02:24:41,720
They want to fight me. 
I literally bumped into them and

3036
02:24:41,720 --> 02:24:44,640
like his Oliver's friends like, 
all right, dude, like that's 

3037
02:24:44,760 --> 02:24:47,360
like, all right, we'll, we'll 
go, that's fine. 

3038
02:24:47,880 --> 02:24:51,440
And then Oliver's friend sees 
this like pack of like emo kids 

3039
02:24:51,440 --> 02:24:54,240
walk over and Oliver's friend 
starts cracking up. 

3040
02:24:54,240 --> 02:24:58,000
He's like, bro, you can't be, 
you can't seriously think, wait,

3041
02:24:58,160 --> 02:25:00,280
these kids, these kids want to 
fight. 

3042
02:25:00,280 --> 02:25:01,440
You. 
Dude. 

3043
02:25:01,720 --> 02:25:03,080
They're not going to do 
anything. 

3044
02:25:03,160 --> 02:25:05,840
They can probably barely walk 
here without fainting. 

3045
02:25:06,160 --> 02:25:07,760
And the kids are, like, waddling
over. 

3046
02:25:07,960 --> 02:25:10,480
And the emo kids, like, don't 
think I forgot what you did, 

3047
02:25:10,480 --> 02:25:11,960
man. 
And so sure enough, right, You 

3048
02:25:11,960 --> 02:25:13,920
know, Oliver and his friend, 
they buy the T-shirt, they 

3049
02:25:13,920 --> 02:25:16,280
leave. 
And, you know, Oliver is telling

3050
02:25:16,280 --> 02:25:18,080
his friends all about what's 
going down. 

3051
02:25:18,080 --> 02:25:20,360
His friends, like, completely 
laughing. 

3052
02:25:20,360 --> 02:25:23,320
They find it hilarious. 
And that's because Oliver thinks

3053
02:25:23,320 --> 02:25:25,760
himself, well, I'm never going 
to see these kids again. 

3054
02:25:26,080 --> 02:25:30,720
It doesn't really matter, right?
Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong?

3055
02:25:30,960 --> 02:25:34,800
Because this started one of the 
most insane sagas that Oliver 

3056
02:25:34,800 --> 02:25:36,800
has ever has ever had in his 
life. 

3057
02:25:36,800 --> 02:25:39,560
He was telling me that like, 
he's experienced a lot of crazy 

3058
02:25:39,560 --> 02:25:43,600
things, but the story that is to
follow what just happened is 

3059
02:25:43,600 --> 02:25:46,760
probably the craziest thing that
ever happened to Oliver ever. 

3060
02:25:47,560 --> 02:25:50,680
So skip forward a week. 
An entire week has passed by. 

3061
02:25:50,680 --> 02:25:53,000
Actually a little bit more 
because it's not a weekend, 

3062
02:25:53,280 --> 02:25:54,960
Oliver. 
It's a Monday morning. 

3063
02:25:55,160 --> 02:25:57,760
He gets up, He's like, Oh my 
God, I got to go in. 

3064
02:25:57,760 --> 02:26:01,400
So, you know, he gets up, eats 
breakfast, gets on the bus. 

3065
02:26:01,880 --> 02:26:03,680
It's just like, oh. 
My God, man, I. 

3066
02:26:03,840 --> 02:26:07,680
Got is it already Monday? 
Dude that's freaking crazy. 

3067
02:26:07,680 --> 02:26:11,480
He gets into school and he's 
walking to his locker all kind 

3068
02:26:11,480 --> 02:26:14,360
of like half awake or whatever. 
He is his back, back on. 

3069
02:26:15,440 --> 02:26:18,920
So he gets to his locker and 
that's when he realizes that 

3070
02:26:18,920 --> 02:26:22,520
something, something's wrong 
because his locker is like 

3071
02:26:22,520 --> 02:26:25,880
halfway open and like the 
lockers didn't have locks on 

3072
02:26:25,880 --> 02:26:28,000
them, but Oliver always like 
closed it. 

3073
02:26:28,000 --> 02:26:30,080
By the end of the day. 
He grabbed his backpack and he 

3074
02:26:30,080 --> 02:26:33,240
would shut it all the way and it
would close and he noticed it 

3075
02:26:33,240 --> 02:26:35,680
was halfway open, which was 
weird because no other lockers 

3076
02:26:35,680 --> 02:26:37,680
were halfway open. 
I mean, somewhere, but they were

3077
02:26:37,680 --> 02:26:39,960
very obvious. 
The people just left them open 

3078
02:26:39,960 --> 02:26:41,680
or whatever. 
And Oliver goes up to his 

3079
02:26:41,680 --> 02:26:44,200
locker. 
He opens it very close, like 

3080
02:26:44,200 --> 02:26:48,360
very, very slowly. 
And that's when he sees a little

3081
02:26:48,360 --> 02:26:50,520
something in the background. 
You know, he sees a little 

3082
02:26:50,520 --> 02:26:52,920
something in the very far back 
of his locker. 

3083
02:26:53,400 --> 02:26:57,320
So he you know, he gets his like
his iPhone like 3 or whatever 

3084
02:26:57,560 --> 02:27:01,840
opens up his flashlight app or I
remember when that was the thing

3085
02:27:02,120 --> 02:27:05,600
shines it. 
And sure enough, he sees in like

3086
02:27:05,600 --> 02:27:08,360
in the back of his locker in 
like black marker. 

3087
02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:12,720
He sees a like a skull and 
crossbones like scribbled on 

3088
02:27:12,720 --> 02:27:17,600
there and then said you're next 
fear us. 

3089
02:27:17,960 --> 02:27:21,320
And you know, at this point 
Oliver is like what the what? 

3090
02:27:21,600 --> 02:27:28,640
Huh, what what like what's going
on here boys? 

3091
02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:32,240
Like I don't why? 
And so sure enough, like Oliver 

3092
02:27:32,240 --> 02:27:34,440
like hits up his friend. 
He's like, bro, did you do this 

3093
02:27:34,920 --> 02:27:37,240
and his friends like dude, no, 
I'm not cringe. 

3094
02:27:38,200 --> 02:27:40,800
And and Oliver is like, alright,
well, if it wasn't you guys, 

3095
02:27:40,800 --> 02:27:43,640
well then who could've like 
that's, that's really weird. 

3096
02:27:43,640 --> 02:27:46,880
And remember, the whole emo 
experience with the emo kid 

3097
02:27:46,880 --> 02:27:50,120
thing that happened at Hot Topic
over a week ago was a pretty 

3098
02:27:50,120 --> 02:27:52,840
crazy experience. 
But at that time, Oliver had 

3099
02:27:52,840 --> 02:27:55,880
completely forgotten because 
don't forget that the main emo 

3100
02:27:55,880 --> 02:28:00,080
kid actually went to Oliver's 
school and Oliver recognized him

3101
02:28:00,080 --> 02:28:03,920
from being in the hallways once.
So Oliver didn't even think for 

3102
02:28:03,920 --> 02:28:06,200
a second, like he didn't even 
think of the emo kids when he 

3103
02:28:06,200 --> 02:28:08,880
was like, all right, who's 
probably going to be the one 

3104
02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:11,880
like who did this? 
Who's most likely that like 

3105
02:28:11,880 --> 02:28:13,600
probably went through and was 
trying to mess with me or 

3106
02:28:13,600 --> 02:28:15,200
whatever. 
And Oliver just didn't even 

3107
02:28:15,200 --> 02:28:19,040
think of the e-mail kid. 
So give it a couple days, right?

3108
02:28:19,560 --> 02:28:22,360
Couple days later, you know, 
Oliver is kind of like towards 

3109
02:28:22,360 --> 02:28:25,600
the end of school and most 
people are gone. 

3110
02:28:25,600 --> 02:28:27,160
You know, Oliver's just like 
waiting. 

3111
02:28:27,160 --> 02:28:30,560
It's after class. 
Oliver's like waiting to go be 

3112
02:28:30,560 --> 02:28:32,520
picked up. 
And then he's like, oh, shoot, I

3113
02:28:32,520 --> 02:28:34,920
forgot my backpack. 
So I don't know what happens or 

3114
02:28:34,920 --> 02:28:37,280
whatever. 
So Oliver's walking back to his 

3115
02:28:37,280 --> 02:28:41,760
locker, and this is where it's 
actually a little creepy because

3116
02:28:41,760 --> 02:28:45,880
he starts walking back to his 
locker and it's like he looks at

3117
02:28:45,880 --> 02:28:49,360
his locker and it's just 
scribbled in black pen like 

3118
02:28:49,360 --> 02:28:51,080
nothing else. 
No, they're lockers. 

3119
02:28:51,080 --> 02:28:56,040
It says his locker has all these
black X's all over them and it's

3120
02:28:56,040 --> 02:28:59,880
done Sharpie or whatever but 
he's like okay whatever, this is

3121
02:28:59,880 --> 02:29:03,120
kind of serious cuz he looks 
around and no one else is around

3122
02:29:03,120 --> 02:29:04,480
him. 
So this is kind of weird. 

3123
02:29:04,480 --> 02:29:08,160
Now he's definitely feeling kind
of uncomfortable at the moment. 

3124
02:29:08,440 --> 02:29:12,160
So he goes in there and goes to 
grab his backpack and he sees a 

3125
02:29:12,160 --> 02:29:16,040
piece of paper sitting there. 
So he grabs the piece of paper. 

3126
02:29:16,200 --> 02:29:18,960
He realizes it's a letter, but 
he doesn't read it yet because 

3127
02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:21,560
he grabs his backpack. 
He gets on out of there and he 

3128
02:29:21,560 --> 02:29:24,440
goes out of the school and now 
he's standing where, you know, 

3129
02:29:24,640 --> 02:29:26,120
people are getting picked up or 
whatever. 

3130
02:29:26,120 --> 02:29:28,480
And this is where he feels more 
comfortable to actually read the

3131
02:29:28,480 --> 02:29:32,360
letter. 
So he opens up the letter and 

3132
02:29:32,360 --> 02:29:36,240
says, I'm going to try and read 
in the e-mail kid voice. 

3133
02:29:37,880 --> 02:29:40,560
Don't think you could have 
gotten away from us, man. 

3134
02:29:42,080 --> 02:29:47,000
The emo kids have not forgotten 
your sins and you shall pay for 

3135
02:29:47,000 --> 02:29:50,560
them next time. 
Don't mess with the popular 

3136
02:29:50,560 --> 02:29:54,640
loaders ever again. 
And then it had this like weird,

3137
02:29:54,640 --> 02:29:57,880
like Raven at the bottom. 
And apparently that was like the

3138
02:29:57,880 --> 02:30:01,200
emo Guild crust Crest or 
whatever. 

3139
02:30:01,200 --> 02:30:04,160
Dude, I, I don't know. 
But at this point, Oliver's 

3140
02:30:04,160 --> 02:30:07,640
like, Oh my God, it's the 
freaking emo kid that I bumped 

3141
02:30:07,640 --> 02:30:10,840
into with the Hot Topic. 
That's the kid behind all this 

3142
02:30:10,840 --> 02:30:12,720
or whatever. 
So he's like, all right, I'm 

3143
02:30:12,720 --> 02:30:15,520
just gonna, next time I see him,
I'm just gonna tell him to leave

3144
02:30:15,520 --> 02:30:17,080
me alone. 
And the kind of, I'm just gonna 

3145
02:30:17,080 --> 02:30:20,320
scare him. 
He's full of nothing, right? 

3146
02:30:20,320 --> 02:30:22,720
He's full of nothing. 
And so sure enough, the next day

3147
02:30:22,720 --> 02:30:24,320
rolls around and he gets on the 
bus. 

3148
02:30:24,320 --> 02:30:27,280
And once again, Oliver isn't 
even really thinking about the 

3149
02:30:27,280 --> 02:30:30,040
weird stuff going on, but he 
gets on the bus and he's half 

3150
02:30:30,040 --> 02:30:33,080
awake and he's looking. 
You know how you walk down the 

3151
02:30:33,080 --> 02:30:35,200
bus and you can see all the 
people sitting in the seats? 

3152
02:30:35,400 --> 02:30:38,680
He looks in the way back and 
he's like, stops for a second 

3153
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:42,240
because he sees something that's
very reckoned that he remembers.

3154
02:30:42,520 --> 02:30:46,560
Long black hair bangs in the 
front of the face. 

3155
02:30:46,800 --> 02:30:48,960
And he's like, Oh my God, wait, 
wait. 

3156
02:30:48,960 --> 02:30:51,960
That's the e-mail, kid. 
And all of a sudden, he hears 

3157
02:30:51,960 --> 02:30:55,000
coming back the bus, Right. 
Hello there, Oliver. 

3158
02:30:55,000 --> 02:30:58,840
Why don't you sit next to me and
Olivers, like, how does he know 

3159
02:30:58,840 --> 02:31:00,280
my name? 
Whatever. 

3160
02:31:00,520 --> 02:31:02,120
And Oliver is like, alright, 
well, this is going to be 

3161
02:31:02,120 --> 02:31:06,200
actually a great opportunity for
me to sit down and kind of like 

3162
02:31:06,200 --> 02:31:09,040
scare this kid and tell him to 
like basically to piss off, 

3163
02:31:09,040 --> 02:31:10,560
right? 
So Oliver gets to the back of 

3164
02:31:10,560 --> 02:31:12,920
the bus and he sees the emo kid 
and he sits there. 

3165
02:31:12,920 --> 02:31:16,920
He's like, dude, I don't know 
what's up with you, but why, why

3166
02:31:16,920 --> 02:31:19,040
do you keep doing weird things 
to my locker? 

3167
02:31:19,200 --> 02:31:23,120
And he says and the emo kids 
like so you've noticed, you've 

3168
02:31:23,120 --> 02:31:27,560
noticed that the emo Guild has 
noticed your presence and has 

3169
02:31:27,560 --> 02:31:34,800
decided that you are mortal 
enemy #1 and olivers like what 

3170
02:31:35,080 --> 02:31:37,080
the emo kids like. 
So you must not know about the 

3171
02:31:37,080 --> 02:31:39,280
Emo Guild. 
Well, someone so ignorant as you

3172
02:31:39,280 --> 02:31:40,520
probably would have known that 
anyways. 

3173
02:31:40,680 --> 02:31:44,600
But anyways, the Emo Guild is 
the Guild of all the emails in 

3174
02:31:44,600 --> 02:31:46,600
our area. 
They get together and since 

3175
02:31:46,600 --> 02:31:50,040
everyone's a hater in part of 
society, we have decided to 

3176
02:31:50,040 --> 02:31:52,600
Guild together and join our 
forces. 

3177
02:31:52,600 --> 02:31:57,120
And if anyone strikes one of us,
we will all combined and strike 

3178
02:31:57,120 --> 02:32:01,800
them down 20 times is hard. 
And Oliver's like, all right, 

3179
02:32:01,800 --> 02:32:03,320
man. 
Well, you struck pretty hard. 

3180
02:32:03,320 --> 02:32:07,960
The locker ah scared me. 
Got me good Nemo kids like nice 

3181
02:32:07,960 --> 02:32:11,720
tray Oliver, if that even is 
your real name. 

3182
02:32:11,840 --> 02:32:13,760
Oliver's like, yes, that's my 
birth name. 

3183
02:32:13,760 --> 02:32:16,640
And he's like, whatever, You 
don't even know what's coming 

3184
02:32:16,640 --> 02:32:19,640
next. 
Real quick, if you made it this 

3185
02:32:19,640 --> 02:32:22,680
far into the video and are busy 
doing something, comment emo 

3186
02:32:22,680 --> 02:32:24,320
down below. 
I'll try and hard as many 

3187
02:32:24,320 --> 02:32:26,320
comments to say that. 
Then also, if you want to 

3188
02:32:26,320 --> 02:32:29,680
support the channel, binge watch
these videos at while you're 

3189
02:32:29,680 --> 02:32:32,360
doing something and let me know 
in the comments section down 

3190
02:32:32,360 --> 02:32:35,000
below what you're doing while 
binge watching these videos. 

3191
02:32:35,000 --> 02:32:37,600
Bingeing the video supports the 
channel so much and I appreciate

3192
02:32:37,600 --> 02:32:39,160
it. 
And also I'll be shouting out 

3193
02:32:39,160 --> 02:32:41,360
random people who tell me how 
they're supporting the channel 

3194
02:32:41,480 --> 02:32:43,760
like these people on screen 
right now. 

3195
02:32:43,880 --> 02:32:45,680
Thank you. 
Let's get back to the story. 

3196
02:32:46,280 --> 02:32:48,920
So eventually the bus gets to 
the stop, the bus stop where the

3197
02:32:48,920 --> 02:32:51,560
school is, Oliver gets up and 
the e-mail kids like. 

3198
02:32:51,760 --> 02:32:55,080
Wait. 
You must know that you are 

3199
02:32:55,080 --> 02:33:00,080
facing off against the e-mail 
clad and you will not have any 

3200
02:33:00,080 --> 02:33:04,040
idea of what's come in. 
And Oliver's like, all right, 

3201
02:33:05,080 --> 02:33:08,640
can I at least get your name so 
I can know who I'm facing off 

3202
02:33:08,640 --> 02:33:10,200
against? 
Ben. 

3203
02:33:10,200 --> 02:33:13,280
I guess that is only what a 
respectable do list would do 

3204
02:33:13,280 --> 02:33:14,600
anyways. 
So fair. 

3205
02:33:14,960 --> 02:33:21,920
I am Sir Ben, the great wizard, 
Archduke nemesis, Leonardo 

3206
02:33:21,920 --> 02:33:25,280
DiCaprio, the third. 
And Oliver's like, so your 

3207
02:33:25,280 --> 02:33:26,880
name's Ben. 
Yes, Whatever. 

3208
02:33:26,880 --> 02:33:31,040
That is my moral name. 
And Oliver's like, OK, Ben. 

3209
02:33:31,120 --> 02:33:33,040
It is Ben. 
And he's like, all right, I 

3210
02:33:33,040 --> 02:33:34,160
don't need to hear it. 
Fine. 

3211
02:33:34,480 --> 02:33:39,360
OK, so Oliver walks away and 
it's like, all right, Oliver is 

3212
02:33:39,360 --> 02:33:40,440
thinking on this. 
He's like, you know what? 

3213
02:33:40,440 --> 02:33:42,760
These kids are weird, and they 
have way too much time on their 

3214
02:33:42,760 --> 02:33:46,560
hands, so I don't really wanna 
see what weird concoction of 

3215
02:33:46,560 --> 02:33:50,240
weird stuff they decide to put 
in my locker or whatever they 

3216
02:33:50,240 --> 02:33:51,960
decide to do, I don't wanna see 
it. 

3217
02:33:52,200 --> 02:33:54,200
So you know what? 
I'm gonna strike back. 

3218
02:33:54,760 --> 02:33:56,800
I'm going to figure out 
everything about this Ben kid 

3219
02:33:56,800 --> 02:33:59,440
and I'm going to have a little 
ammunition to I'm. 

3220
02:33:59,440 --> 02:34:01,880
Not going to say blackmail him. 
But. 

3221
02:34:02,120 --> 02:34:04,920
Blackmail him. 
It just is what it. 

3222
02:34:04,920 --> 02:34:07,280
Is man, I'm sorry. 
Like they're playing dirty. 

3223
02:34:07,440 --> 02:34:09,240
I'm playing dirty. 
Sorry. 

3224
02:34:09,240 --> 02:34:12,960
So sorry if you don't, if you 
don't hate the player, the game,

3225
02:34:13,360 --> 02:34:15,440
right? 
So anyways, Oliver immediately 

3226
02:34:15,440 --> 02:34:16,560
starts hitting up all of his 
friends. 

3227
02:34:16,560 --> 02:34:17,840
He's like, do you know this Ben 
kid? 

3228
02:34:17,840 --> 02:34:21,880
They're like now, I don't know 
this Ben kid one kids like yeah,

3229
02:34:21,880 --> 02:34:23,880
he's the weird e-mail kid. 
He's like, all right, what do 

3230
02:34:23,880 --> 02:34:26,800
you know about him? 
He's like he's weird and emo or 

3231
02:34:26,800 --> 02:34:29,400
something and Oliver is like, 
you're no help. 

3232
02:34:29,680 --> 02:34:33,640
So anyways, Oliver eventually 
talks to his friend Stormy, 

3233
02:34:33,840 --> 02:34:37,440
who's a girl. 
And you know, you know, Oliver's

3234
02:34:37,440 --> 02:34:40,680
like, hey, sorry, I'm trying to 
find this weird kid is like 

3235
02:34:40,680 --> 02:34:43,080
trying to like beef with me. 
I just want to find dirt on him.

3236
02:34:43,240 --> 02:34:46,280
Do you know this kid, Ben? 
Stormy's like, oh, do I know 

3237
02:34:46,280 --> 02:34:48,200
Ben? 
And Oliver's like, yes, yes. 

3238
02:34:48,200 --> 02:34:49,280
Do you know something? 
Let's go. 

3239
02:34:49,680 --> 02:34:52,080
And he's like, please, please 
tell me whatever Stormy's like. 

3240
02:34:52,080 --> 02:34:56,720
Well, you know Kate, right? 
And Ben's like, not Ben, sorry. 

3241
02:34:57,000 --> 02:34:58,440
Oliver's like, yeah, I know 
Kate. 

3242
02:34:58,480 --> 02:35:01,960
So Ben, the e-mail kid guy, 
that's like being weird with you

3243
02:35:01,960 --> 02:35:05,960
is what Stormy's saying. 
Has a massive crush on Kate, and

3244
02:35:05,960 --> 02:35:08,400
Kate knows it. 
And, you know, Kate hasn't 

3245
02:35:08,400 --> 02:35:10,560
necessarily said no to him yet 
'cause he hasn't made any 

3246
02:35:10,560 --> 02:35:13,800
advances. 
And Oliver's like, thank you, 

3247
02:35:13,800 --> 02:35:15,160
thank you, thank you. 
That's all I need. 

3248
02:35:15,160 --> 02:35:18,360
Can I talk to Kate for a second?
And, you know, Storm's like, 

3249
02:35:18,360 --> 02:35:19,760
yeah, sure. 
Like, whatever. 

3250
02:35:19,760 --> 02:35:23,080
So eventually Stormy sets Kate 
and Oliver up. 

3251
02:35:23,080 --> 02:35:25,760
And Oliver's like, hey, please. 
He explains the entire 

3252
02:35:25,760 --> 02:35:28,720
situation. 
And Kate's like, look, Ben, the 

3253
02:35:28,720 --> 02:35:31,720
EMO kid has been weird to me for
a very long time. 

3254
02:35:31,720 --> 02:35:34,440
Like, I used to think it was 
this funny, but he's weird. 

3255
02:35:34,440 --> 02:35:36,840
He keeps looking at me. 
He keeps right, Like, he keeps, 

3256
02:35:36,840 --> 02:35:39,400
like, professing his love to me.
You know what? 

3257
02:35:39,400 --> 02:35:41,480
I'll team up with you. 
We'll take him down. 

3258
02:35:41,600 --> 02:35:44,640
Oliver's a static at this point.
So basically, they come up with 

3259
02:35:44,640 --> 02:35:48,360
a plan if the emo next time. 
The emo kids strike, Oliver is 

3260
02:35:48,360 --> 02:35:52,680
going to find the e-mail kid and
ask for like mercy and the emo 

3261
02:35:52,680 --> 02:35:55,640
kid doesn't give him mercy and 
Oliver doesn't actually expect 

3262
02:35:55,640 --> 02:35:58,400
him to give him mercy. 
Basically, assuming the emo kid 

3263
02:35:58,400 --> 02:36:01,840
doesn't give him mercy, Oliver 
is going to say, well, I'm going

3264
02:36:01,840 --> 02:36:03,840
to give you one more chance to 
give me mercy. 

3265
02:36:04,080 --> 02:36:06,520
And the emo kids, he's going to 
be like, what? 

3266
02:36:06,520 --> 02:36:08,200
What do you mean? 
Like I have the upper ground. 

3267
02:36:08,520 --> 02:36:11,680
And then all of a sudden Oliver 
is going to like pull out like a

3268
02:36:12,040 --> 02:36:15,240
basically text message 
conversation with Kate, which is

3269
02:36:15,240 --> 02:36:19,080
going to be fabricated about how
like he knows someone perfect 

3270
02:36:19,080 --> 02:36:23,520
for her, for her and how like 
Oliver's friend, who we'll just 

3271
02:36:23,520 --> 02:36:26,200
call Bob now. 
We're not going to, we're going 

3272
02:36:26,200 --> 02:36:28,040
to call him. 
What should we call him? 

3273
02:36:28,040 --> 02:36:30,640
Oliver's friend Ryan is like 
perfect for Kate. 

3274
02:36:30,640 --> 02:36:33,720
And the truth is Kate has like a
crush on Ryan. 

3275
02:36:33,880 --> 02:36:37,720
And Oliver's basically going to 
say, hey, if you do any, like if

3276
02:36:37,720 --> 02:36:41,440
you do anything else, I'm going 
to set up Ryan and Kate. 

3277
02:36:41,480 --> 02:36:44,720
And Kate already thinks Ryan is 
super attractive and Ryan is 

3278
02:36:44,720 --> 02:36:47,360
down to get with her. 
And I have all the power to 

3279
02:36:47,360 --> 02:36:49,640
connect them. 
And you will never be able to 

3280
02:36:49,640 --> 02:36:53,480
date Kate or yeah, you'll never 
be able to date Kate ever again.

3281
02:36:53,480 --> 02:36:54,680
And this will destroy the e-mail
Kate. 

3282
02:36:54,680 --> 02:36:59,160
So anyways, and after this plan 
is done, once again, Oliver is 

3283
02:36:59,160 --> 02:37:03,400
walking back to his locker and 
sure enough, once again, like, 

3284
02:37:03,400 --> 02:37:06,360
you know, and he reported last 
time all the like the the exes 

3285
02:37:06,360 --> 02:37:10,320
and stuff, and the janitor came 
and cleaned it up and 1 he goes 

3286
02:37:10,320 --> 02:37:14,480
to the locker and sure enough, 
there is this like crudely drawn

3287
02:37:14,680 --> 02:37:18,360
black Raven. 
And then it says emo get emo 

3288
02:37:18,360 --> 02:37:21,440
Guild underneath it. 
And so, you know, Oliver's like,

3289
02:37:21,440 --> 02:37:24,840
all right, they struck again. 
Let's see if this kids on the 

3290
02:37:24,840 --> 02:37:27,280
bus. 
So the next day, Oliver is 

3291
02:37:27,280 --> 02:37:29,880
really hoping that the emo kid 
takes the bus again, because 

3292
02:37:29,880 --> 02:37:31,560
this would be kind of difficult 
to go and find them. 

3293
02:37:31,880 --> 02:37:34,800
But sure enough, the emo kid is 
sitting in the back with his 

3294
02:37:34,800 --> 02:37:39,240
like weird super long hair 
that's like covering his entire 

3295
02:37:39,240 --> 02:37:41,960
face. 
He's like, he's wearing like he,

3296
02:37:42,160 --> 02:37:45,280
he has this like robe today, 
this like black Cape or whatever

3297
02:37:45,280 --> 02:37:47,800
or something. 
He's sitting there and he's 

3298
02:37:47,800 --> 02:37:52,160
like, Oliver, I've seen, do you 
want to sit next to me? 

3299
02:37:52,160 --> 02:37:55,160
And because I don't know if 
you've seen your locker 

3300
02:37:55,160 --> 02:37:59,560
yesterday, but it has a little, 
I don't know, it has a little 

3301
02:37:59,560 --> 02:38:03,160
something on it. 
And Oliver is like, yes, Ben, I 

3302
02:38:03,160 --> 02:38:05,840
know. 
I was wondering if we could talk

3303
02:38:05,840 --> 02:38:09,160
about, you know, maybe a 
surrender, my surrender. 

3304
02:38:09,400 --> 02:38:12,200
And the emo kids, like, I knew 
it. 

3305
02:38:12,480 --> 02:38:15,120
I knew you were weak. 
I knew you were sad. 

3306
02:38:15,320 --> 02:38:17,840
But no, I will not show you 
mercy. 

3307
02:38:17,880 --> 02:38:20,120
I will just not do it. 
It's not in the way of the emo 

3308
02:38:20,120 --> 02:38:24,520
Guild because you're a part of 
society, freak society, bro. 

3309
02:38:25,440 --> 02:38:29,560
And Oliver's like, look, Ben, 
I'm going to give you one more 

3310
02:38:29,560 --> 02:38:33,480
chance to reconsider. 
And emo kids, like what? 

3311
02:38:33,640 --> 02:38:37,880
Give me a chance to reconsider. 
You're asking me for my 

3312
02:38:37,880 --> 02:38:40,120
forgiveness. 
I will not reconsider anything. 

3313
02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:44,600
And Oliver's like fine, I know 
about Kate and emo kids like. 

3314
02:38:45,400 --> 02:38:53,040
What you know about my love? 
I can barely keep a straight 

3315
02:38:53,040 --> 02:38:54,920
face doing this anyway. 
Emo kids like. 

3316
02:38:55,000 --> 02:38:59,480
You know about my love. 
And Oliver's like, yes, in fact,

3317
02:38:59,920 --> 02:39:02,640
I know more than that. 
You know Kate, right? 

3318
02:39:02,800 --> 02:39:06,520
Well, I have a friend, Ryan. 
He's a good looking man. 

3319
02:39:07,040 --> 02:39:10,040
And I was talking to Kate and I 
was talking to her about Ryan. 

3320
02:39:10,320 --> 02:39:12,640
And I just asked her, you know 
what she thought? 

3321
02:39:12,640 --> 02:39:16,520
And Kate confessed to me that 
she really thinks Ryan is so 

3322
02:39:16,520 --> 02:39:18,920
attractive. 
And you know who's my best 

3323
02:39:18,920 --> 02:39:20,160
friend? 
Ryan. 

3324
02:39:20,480 --> 02:39:22,320
You know who Ryan finds 
attractive? 

3325
02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:24,880
Kate. 
And with a snap of my fingers, 

3326
02:39:25,040 --> 02:39:27,880
Mr. Emo Man, I could set the two
of them up. 

3327
02:39:28,280 --> 02:39:32,200
And you will never have a chance
to date her for the rest of high

3328
02:39:32,200 --> 02:39:34,480
school or middle school. 
I don't care, right, For the 

3329
02:39:34,480 --> 02:39:37,080
rest of high school. 
And I mean, it's not like that 

3330
02:39:37,080 --> 02:39:38,880
Ben, the emo kid was going to 
date her anyways. 

3331
02:39:39,040 --> 02:39:41,240
But the emo kid was like. 
No. 

3332
02:39:44,400 --> 02:39:46,840
What do you want, you cruel 
beast? 

3333
02:39:47,040 --> 02:39:50,640
You cruel monster. 
I don't know why you put my love

3334
02:39:50,640 --> 02:39:53,520
up like that. 
You can have whatever you want. 

3335
02:39:53,520 --> 02:39:56,120
You can have my riches. 
You can have my gold. 

3336
02:39:56,360 --> 02:40:00,200
You can have my Twilight limited
edition series books and by the.

3337
02:40:00,280 --> 02:40:03,640
Other himself, you can have 
anything of mine. 

3338
02:40:04,480 --> 02:40:07,120
And Oliver's like, dude, I, I 
just want you and your weirdo 

3339
02:40:07,120 --> 02:40:11,040
friends to stop emo kids. 
Like emo Guild is not going to 

3340
02:40:11,040 --> 02:40:13,000
like this. 
They'll know that I have a 

3341
02:40:13,000 --> 02:40:15,880
weakness. 
I might be kicked out of the emo

3342
02:40:15,880 --> 02:40:17,720
Guild. 
No. 

3343
02:40:17,960 --> 02:40:19,840
And Oliver's like, all right, 
well, if you're if they're not 

3344
02:40:19,840 --> 02:40:21,800
going to stop, if your buddies 
aren't going to stop you and 

3345
02:40:21,800 --> 02:40:24,800
your weirdos aren't going to 
stop harassing me, well, then 

3346
02:40:24,800 --> 02:40:27,520
you know what? 
Kate and my friend Ryan are 

3347
02:40:27,520 --> 02:40:29,720
going to be sitting in a tree 
emo kiss. 

3348
02:40:29,720 --> 02:40:32,400
I knew. 
Don't say it, Don't say it. 

3349
02:40:32,560 --> 02:40:38,960
KIS no SIN, no G. 
No. 

3350
02:40:39,280 --> 02:40:44,680
Fine, fine, Oliver, you cruel 
monster, you can have whatever 

3351
02:40:44,680 --> 02:40:46,360
you want then. 
Fine. 

3352
02:40:46,480 --> 02:40:48,080
Well, fine. 
We'll do it. 

3353
02:40:48,760 --> 02:40:51,360
No, nothing more will happen. 
I'll tell the e-mail Gil that. 

3354
02:40:53,200 --> 02:40:56,000
But you surrendered to me and I 
was merciful because that's part

3355
02:40:56,000 --> 02:40:58,560
of the emo Guild. 
And Oliver's like, didn't you 

3356
02:40:58,560 --> 02:41:00,160
say that was the opposite? 
It doesn't matter. 

3357
02:41:00,160 --> 02:41:02,120
Oliver, I'm trying to work with 
you, idiot. 

3358
02:41:02,320 --> 02:41:04,320
And Oliver's like, OK, you know 
what? 

3359
02:41:04,400 --> 02:41:07,520
If this is true, Kate, you know,
Kate and Ryan, you know they're 

3360
02:41:07,520 --> 02:41:11,720
not going to be like that. 
But just so you know, if you are

3361
02:41:11,720 --> 02:41:13,400
one of your little emo friends, 
do. 

3362
02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:15,920
Anything to me. 
Anything. 

3363
02:41:16,600 --> 02:41:19,920
Kate and Ryan are a thing. 
Emo kids like fine, you drive a 

3364
02:41:19,920 --> 02:41:22,520
hard bargain. 
I'll call off the attacks. 

3365
02:41:22,960 --> 02:41:27,040
And from that point on, Oliver 
has never received another 

3366
02:41:27,040 --> 02:41:30,400
e-mail style. 
I don't even know if you could 

3367
02:41:30,400 --> 02:41:33,360
call it an attack, but he never 
received weird stuff in his 

3368
02:41:33,360 --> 02:41:37,000
locker or weird in carvings and.
The E-mail Guild. 

3369
02:41:37,000 --> 02:41:40,080
Or anything like that. 
And he lived happily ever after.

3370
02:41:40,600 --> 02:41:42,640
Yeah, click on the video on 
screen right now. 

3371
02:41:42,640 --> 02:41:44,280
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

3372
02:41:44,280 --> 02:41:47,880
Do it today. 
I got a story time for you guys 

3373
02:41:47,880 --> 02:41:51,440
about probably one of the 
weirdest, strangest emo kids to 

3374
02:41:51,600 --> 02:41:54,240
ever exist. 
So yeah, I don't know. 

3375
02:41:54,240 --> 02:41:56,920
Get something to eat, get 
comfortable, subscribe if you're

3376
02:41:56,920 --> 02:41:58,280
new. 
And let's call today's 

3377
02:41:58,280 --> 02:42:00,120
subscriber who submitted the 
story. 

3378
02:42:00,320 --> 02:42:03,600
Let's call her Claire. 
So this takes place during 

3379
02:42:03,600 --> 02:42:06,080
Claire's class, right? 
She during school, she was in 

3380
02:42:06,080 --> 02:42:08,840
class and there's this boy that 
Claire was talking to. 

3381
02:42:08,840 --> 02:42:10,480
And she, you know, she kind of 
liked them, right? 

3382
02:42:10,600 --> 02:42:13,680
Hey, man, it happens, you know, 
life happens. 

3383
02:42:13,880 --> 02:42:17,280
Let's call this guy Ben because 
I'm not creative, man. 

3384
02:42:17,440 --> 02:42:20,080
There's also another girl in 
Claire's class, and we're just 

3385
02:42:20,080 --> 02:42:23,000
going to call her the emo girl. 
And Claire didn't know this at 

3386
02:42:23,000 --> 02:42:25,080
the time, but she really did 
know this. 

3387
02:42:25,360 --> 02:42:27,160
She really got to know this 
pretty soon. 

3388
02:42:27,160 --> 02:42:31,520
But at the time, she didn't know
that the emo girl had a massive 

3389
02:42:31,520 --> 02:42:34,880
crush on Ben, right? 
And part of me feels for the emo

3390
02:42:34,880 --> 02:42:37,280
girl a little bit. 
Like, I've definitely been in 

3391
02:42:37,280 --> 02:42:40,200
situations where in middle 
school I had a crush on this 

3392
02:42:40,200 --> 02:42:42,480
girl. 
And she was obviously talking to

3393
02:42:42,480 --> 02:42:45,360
another guy that like, you know,
would have definitely gotten 

3394
02:42:45,360 --> 02:42:47,680
hurt, like I, I was not the one 
for her. 

3395
02:42:47,680 --> 02:42:49,800
Some other guy was. 
It sucks, man. 

3396
02:42:49,800 --> 02:42:51,920
It really does. 
I'm not going to say it doesn't.

3397
02:42:52,040 --> 02:42:55,400
However, it doesn't justify the 
actions that you'll see in this 

3398
02:42:55,400 --> 02:42:57,920
video, which are pretty crazy. 
But anyways, right. 

3399
02:42:57,920 --> 02:43:01,560
So this all started one day when
Claire was talking to Ben and 

3400
02:43:01,560 --> 02:43:04,120
she was sitting there and, you 
know, she's talking to Ben and 

3401
02:43:04,280 --> 02:43:06,520
it kind of seemed like Ben was 
going to like her back and he 

3402
02:43:06,520 --> 02:43:10,240
was very engaged talking to her.
Like they were flirting a lot. 

3403
02:43:10,560 --> 02:43:14,240
And this is when you know, 
Claire like kind of like spaced 

3404
02:43:14,240 --> 02:43:15,720
out a little bit. 
You know, when you're like 

3405
02:43:15,720 --> 02:43:18,240
looking at someone and then you 
kind of space out a little bit 

3406
02:43:18,440 --> 02:43:20,240
and you look at all the stuff 
behind them. 

3407
02:43:20,240 --> 02:43:23,800
When you're like focus of vision
kind of changes and shifts. 

3408
02:43:24,040 --> 02:43:27,240
So she kind of like spaced out a
little bit and looked behind Ben

3409
02:43:27,520 --> 02:43:31,040
and she very briefly made eye 
contact with this emo girl in 

3410
02:43:31,040 --> 02:43:33,520
her class. 
If you dress emo, this video is 

3411
02:43:33,520 --> 02:43:35,440
not against you. 
I think the style is totally 

3412
02:43:35,440 --> 02:43:37,040
fine. 
And I like you either way. 

3413
02:43:37,240 --> 02:43:39,360
As long as you don't act like 
this emo girl, then you're 

3414
02:43:39,360 --> 02:43:41,360
totally fine. 
So basically, right. 

3415
02:43:41,360 --> 02:43:44,000
This girl had super long dyed 
black hair. 

3416
02:43:44,160 --> 02:43:47,080
She was like a natural, like a 
brunette met like a year ago, 

3417
02:43:47,080 --> 02:43:50,360
but then she dyed it all black. 
She wears all these like goth 

3418
02:43:50,360 --> 02:43:53,680
skull rings or whatever, and 
it's kind of the style, you know

3419
02:43:53,680 --> 02:43:56,280
what I mean? 
And sure enough, this emo girl 

3420
02:43:56,280 --> 02:43:58,800
that Claire doesn't really talk 
to just because they were never 

3421
02:43:58,800 --> 02:44:03,040
really friends is just staring 
into like the pits of her souls 

3422
02:44:03,040 --> 02:44:06,800
do like the pits of her souls 
staring into like the, I don't 

3423
02:44:06,800 --> 02:44:07,720
know what I'm trying to say. 
She would. 

3424
02:44:07,720 --> 02:44:11,480
They were just like deeply 
staring at her very, very kind 

3425
02:44:11,480 --> 02:44:13,960
of like angrily. 
And Claire quickly breaks eye 

3426
02:44:13,960 --> 02:44:16,480
contact because like, I don't 
know, man, she's, she's not 

3427
02:44:16,480 --> 02:44:19,080
trying to like she's just like, 
I'm not engaging with this. 

3428
02:44:19,080 --> 02:44:20,600
Like, let's hope that's a 
coincidence. 

3429
02:44:20,800 --> 02:44:23,400
Claire completely forgets about 
that and goes back to talking 

3430
02:44:23,400 --> 02:44:25,560
with Ben, right? 
And so sure enough, you know, 

3431
02:44:25,560 --> 02:44:28,360
she's talking to Ben. 
She's like flirting, whatever, 

3432
02:44:28,360 --> 02:44:31,200
right? 
Insert flirtatious conversation.

3433
02:44:31,520 --> 02:44:33,640
And by the end of the 
conversation, you know, the bell

3434
02:44:33,640 --> 02:44:36,040
rings or whatever. 
And Claire leaves to go to 

3435
02:44:36,040 --> 02:44:39,400
either recess, lunch, another 
class, I don't know specifically

3436
02:44:39,400 --> 02:44:42,080
what, but whatever it was, she 
leaves to go and do it. 

3437
02:44:42,400 --> 02:44:45,960
And the emo girl quickly follows
behind her, like the emo girl 

3438
02:44:46,080 --> 02:44:47,760
was kind of far behind her in 
class. 

3439
02:44:47,880 --> 02:44:50,360
So the emo girl is like speed 
walking towards her. 

3440
02:44:50,360 --> 02:44:54,280
And Claire is kind of thinking, 
oh boy, I guess that eye contact

3441
02:44:54,280 --> 02:44:56,160
earlier today was not an 
accident. 

3442
02:44:56,160 --> 02:44:58,960
It was not like an A mistake. 
You know how you sometimes like 

3443
02:44:58,960 --> 02:45:02,280
I know I'll do this, I'll like 
space out and not even pay 

3444
02:45:02,280 --> 02:45:05,720
attention and then realize I've 
been staring at someone for like

3445
02:45:05,720 --> 02:45:07,840
5 minutes. 
I'm just like, Oh my God, I'm so

3446
02:45:07,840 --> 02:45:09,760
sorry. 
I swear I'm just zoning out. 

3447
02:45:10,080 --> 02:45:12,600
And Claire was kind of hoping 
that the emo girl just happened 

3448
02:45:12,600 --> 02:45:15,840
to be accidentally staring into 
her soul through her. 

3449
02:45:16,040 --> 02:45:19,800
But yeah, it was not an accident
because the emo girl walks up to

3450
02:45:19,800 --> 02:45:26,760
her is like, hey, we gotta talk.
And Claire's like, okay. 

3451
02:45:27,520 --> 02:45:31,400
And the e-mail girl is like, I 
don't know if you know this, but

3452
02:45:31,400 --> 02:45:36,240
Ben, Ben is mine. 
He is my boyfriend. 

3453
02:45:36,440 --> 02:45:38,920
And I don't want to see you 
start talking to him. 

3454
02:45:38,920 --> 02:45:41,280
And Claire is really taking him 
back because at first she's 

3455
02:45:41,280 --> 02:45:44,360
like, oh, wait, is Ben dating 
someone? 

3456
02:45:44,360 --> 02:45:47,880
Like, I've talked to all my 
friends and I'm pretty like, I 

3457
02:45:47,880 --> 02:45:51,040
because, like, Claire made sure 
beforehand that, you know, Ben 

3458
02:45:51,040 --> 02:45:53,640
wasn't dating anyone. 
So she could kind of like show 

3459
02:45:53,640 --> 02:45:56,680
that she was interested and not 
get rejected or whatever. 

3460
02:45:57,000 --> 02:45:59,960
And she was pretty sure that he 
wasn't dating anyone. 

3461
02:45:59,960 --> 02:46:02,400
And also, if he was to date 
someone, Claire didn't. 

3462
02:46:02,480 --> 02:46:05,640
I really think that the emo girl
was his type, but she was like, 

3463
02:46:05,640 --> 02:46:10,000
oh, so you're dating him. 
And the emo girl is like, well, 

3464
02:46:10,000 --> 02:46:14,880
not yet, but he's mine. 
Don't question my authority on 

3465
02:46:14,880 --> 02:46:16,520
this matter. 
You will. 

3466
02:46:16,640 --> 02:46:19,840
You will suffer the consequences
if you want to steal my 

3467
02:46:19,840 --> 02:46:24,040
boyfriend away from me. 
And Claire's just like, what? 

3468
02:46:24,040 --> 02:46:28,720
What do you mean your boyfriend?
So you guys are dating or aren't

3469
02:46:28,720 --> 02:46:30,680
dating? 
She's like, well, not yet, but 

3470
02:46:30,680 --> 02:46:34,920
like super soon. 
Like it's totally happening. 

3471
02:46:35,200 --> 02:46:38,200
And The thing is, Claire, you're
just getting in the way of this.

3472
02:46:38,200 --> 02:46:40,520
You're getting in the way of 
what is meant to be. 

3473
02:46:40,800 --> 02:46:45,240
I was performing a spell last 
night and in my cauldron I got 

3474
02:46:45,240 --> 02:46:50,080
like the spirits told me that 
Ben and I are meant to be 

3475
02:46:50,200 --> 02:46:51,960
together. 
And if you want to get in the 

3476
02:46:51,960 --> 02:46:58,000
way of spirits and magic, well 
then by by by all means, like go

3477
02:46:58,000 --> 02:47:01,040
ahead and curse yourself. 
But I'm just letting you know 

3478
02:47:01,240 --> 02:47:05,000
that if you get in between Ben 
and I becoming boyfriend and 

3479
02:47:05,000 --> 02:47:08,720
girlfriend and soon to be 
husband and wife forever, then 

3480
02:47:08,720 --> 02:47:11,520
you will regret it. 
And the emo girl kind of like 

3481
02:47:11,520 --> 02:47:13,680
hunches over and like shuffles 
away. 

3482
02:47:14,040 --> 02:47:18,880
And Claire was just stunned, to 
say the least. 

3483
02:47:18,880 --> 02:47:21,120
She was kind of just at a loss 
for words at this point. 

3484
02:47:21,120 --> 02:47:24,080
Because it's not every day that,
you know, you're walking around 

3485
02:47:24,080 --> 02:47:27,080
and, you know, the e-mail girl 
in your class, if you have one, 

3486
02:47:27,240 --> 02:47:30,760
comes up to you and says that. 
Yeah, by the way, the gods of 

3487
02:47:31,120 --> 02:47:33,480
magic literally said that you 
know that guy that you're 

3488
02:47:33,480 --> 02:47:37,120
talking to, that he and I are 
meant to be together and that we

3489
02:47:37,120 --> 02:47:39,120
are actually boyfriend and 
girlfriend, even though we 

3490
02:47:39,120 --> 02:47:40,720
aren't. 
So stay away, bro. 

3491
02:47:40,920 --> 02:47:43,120
And then shuffle away. 
That's just not a, you know, a 

3492
02:47:43,120 --> 02:47:44,680
day-to-day occurrence. 
I don't know. 

3493
02:47:44,680 --> 02:47:46,280
But maybe it is. 
Maybe I'm wrong. 

3494
02:47:46,280 --> 02:47:48,320
I don't know. 
But sure enough, you know, 

3495
02:47:48,320 --> 02:47:51,560
Claire kind of was like, OK, 
well, I'm not going to be 

3496
02:47:51,560 --> 02:47:54,360
bullied out of talking to this 
guy that I like. 

3497
02:47:54,600 --> 02:47:56,600
Like I'm not going to be bullied
out of it, man. 

3498
02:47:56,600 --> 02:47:59,040
Like that's just not that's just
not going to happen, you know 

3499
02:47:59,040 --> 02:48:00,880
what I mean? 
And Claire is like, you know 

3500
02:48:00,880 --> 02:48:02,720
what? 
I think I'm just going to, you 

3501
02:48:02,720 --> 02:48:05,600
know, keep talking to this guy. 
I think I just say him. 

3502
02:48:05,760 --> 02:48:09,600
So the next day rolls around and
the only class that Claire has 

3503
02:48:09,600 --> 02:48:12,880
with Ben is the class that she 
has with the emo girl. 

3504
02:48:12,880 --> 02:48:15,280
So it's not like Claire could 
really talk to Ben a lot in 

3505
02:48:15,280 --> 02:48:17,880
other classes. 
However, Claire does talk to him

3506
02:48:17,880 --> 02:48:20,960
every kind of like lunch break. 
They get lunch together and the 

3507
02:48:20,960 --> 02:48:23,440
emo girl doesn't eat lunch in 
the lunchroom. 

3508
02:48:23,440 --> 02:48:25,960
So I don't think she knows or if
he does, she's not trying to see

3509
02:48:25,960 --> 02:48:27,680
that. 
Fair enough, I guess. 

3510
02:48:27,960 --> 02:48:30,720
But sure enough, you know 
Claire, you know Ben comes over 

3511
02:48:30,720 --> 02:48:33,920
to Claire because they kind of 
were talking every single day. 

3512
02:48:34,120 --> 02:48:36,080
I don't think that. 
I don't think the emo girls ever

3513
02:48:36,080 --> 02:48:38,520
spoken to Ben before, but 
they're they're about to be 

3514
02:48:38,520 --> 02:48:41,240
boyfriend and girlfriend. 
Guys stop hating. 

3515
02:48:42,040 --> 02:48:45,320
No, but so Ben comes over just 
like every other day. 

3516
02:48:45,320 --> 02:48:48,400
And Claire was a little bit 
weird and Ben's like, are you 

3517
02:48:48,400 --> 02:48:49,600
good? 
And she's like, yeah, yeah, 

3518
02:48:49,600 --> 02:48:50,680
actually, it's nothing. 
Sorry. 

3519
02:48:50,680 --> 02:48:52,000
I was just, I was just spacing 
out. 

3520
02:48:52,320 --> 02:48:57,680
In reality, Claire was like, OK,
this will be interesting because

3521
02:48:57,680 --> 02:49:03,440
she notices and the emo girl is 
intensely, intensely staring at 

3522
02:49:03,440 --> 02:49:07,360
her right, just looking at her 
so angrily. 

3523
02:49:07,600 --> 02:49:12,880
And as Ben walks over and when 
Ben sits down, her brow furrows 

3524
02:49:13,120 --> 02:49:16,520
and her like she like lifts up 
her hand and like crunches it 

3525
02:49:16,520 --> 02:49:20,160
into a fist of rage like that 
Arthur me more so like his his 

3526
02:49:20,160 --> 02:49:24,040
first is all balled up like so. 
So Claire was distracted by 

3527
02:49:24,040 --> 02:49:27,680
that, obviously, and she was 
like, Oh no, no, I'm, I'm just, 

3528
02:49:27,680 --> 02:49:30,040
I'm just spacing out. 
So Claire and Ben, you know, 

3529
02:49:30,040 --> 02:49:32,920
they continue to talk and you 
know, they did, they flirt a lot

3530
02:49:32,920 --> 02:49:34,800
as always. 
You know, it kind of Claire's 

3531
02:49:34,800 --> 02:49:37,440
kind of getting a feeling that, 
you know, Ben's going to try and

3532
02:49:37,440 --> 02:49:40,280
make a move at some point kind 
of soon, just by kind of the 

3533
02:49:40,280 --> 02:49:42,880
natural progression over the 
last couple weeks. 

3534
02:49:43,200 --> 02:49:44,840
And you know, Claire's all for 
that man. 

3535
02:49:44,840 --> 02:49:47,000
I mean, she was kind of like 
trying to put herself out there.

3536
02:49:47,000 --> 02:49:49,880
So the Ben would Ben would 
hopefully come around and, you 

3537
02:49:49,880 --> 02:49:53,600
know, ask her out or something. 
Sure enough, you know, the bell 

3538
02:49:53,600 --> 02:49:57,240
rings again and Claire is kind 
of like power walks out of 

3539
02:49:57,240 --> 02:49:58,920
there. 
She grabs her bag quickly. 

3540
02:49:58,920 --> 02:50:00,920
She's like Aha, bad, I'll see 
you in the next one because Ben 

3541
02:50:00,920 --> 02:50:02,640
and her go to totally different 
directions. 

3542
02:50:02,640 --> 02:50:04,680
So it's not like she can walk 
with Ben. 

3543
02:50:04,880 --> 02:50:06,960
And so Claire is like power 
walking out of there because 

3544
02:50:06,960 --> 02:50:10,640
he's like, all right, emo girl 
is coming for me, man, Like I I 

3545
02:50:10,720 --> 02:50:13,680
because Claire wasn't looking at
the emo girl, but she could just

3546
02:50:13,680 --> 02:50:16,480
feel it like she had kind of 
like the raid boss music going 

3547
02:50:16,480 --> 02:50:17,680
on. 
She's like, oh man, I got to get

3548
02:50:17,680 --> 02:50:19,960
out of here, dude. 
Final boss encroaching, 

3549
02:50:20,000 --> 02:50:23,000
encroaching, man, like I, I got 
to get out of here. 

3550
02:50:23,040 --> 02:50:26,120
So she grabs her backpack 
quickly, like puts it on her 

3551
02:50:26,120 --> 02:50:28,920
shoulder and starts to like 
Sprint out, not Sprint out of 

3552
02:50:28,920 --> 02:50:30,840
the classroom, man. 
Her teacher would have been 

3553
02:50:30,840 --> 02:50:33,480
like, stop running, stop it, 
stop. 

3554
02:50:33,560 --> 02:50:36,960
But sure enough, right now, the 
e-mail girl was just as fast and

3555
02:50:36,960 --> 02:50:40,160
just as intent to be talking to 
Claire. 

3556
02:50:40,360 --> 02:50:44,080
And she comes up to Claire. 
She's like, you didn't heed my 

3557
02:50:44,080 --> 02:50:47,280
warning, You didn't listen to 
me. 

3558
02:50:47,520 --> 02:50:51,760
And Claire goes, dude, I don't 
know you, but it doesn't seem 

3559
02:50:51,760 --> 02:50:55,560
like you and Ben ever talk. 
I don't think you're going to be

3560
02:50:55,560 --> 02:50:58,960
boyfriend and girlfriend. 
You threatening me with your 

3561
02:50:58,960 --> 02:51:02,320
magic powers or whatever is not 
going to make me stop talking to

3562
02:51:02,320 --> 02:51:03,200
this guy. 
Dude. 

3563
02:51:03,200 --> 02:51:06,520
Like can you go away? 
And the e-mail girl is like, 

3564
02:51:07,080 --> 02:51:12,480
fine, but just know that I will 
give you one last warning. 

3565
02:51:12,760 --> 02:51:15,920
And Claire's like, oh boy, kind 
of rolls her eyes or whatever. 

3566
02:51:16,040 --> 02:51:19,960
And the e-mail girls, like, if I
see you talking with him again, 

3567
02:51:20,160 --> 02:51:24,000
it is on site. 
And Claire's like, bro, what? 

3568
02:51:25,240 --> 02:51:30,520
What? 
And the emo girls are like, stop

3569
02:51:30,520 --> 02:51:33,160
laughing at me. 
It's not funny. 

3570
02:51:33,400 --> 02:51:37,960
It's serious. 
I will give you one last chance.

3571
02:51:38,160 --> 02:51:41,520
And this is your final 
opportunity to cease your 

3572
02:51:41,520 --> 02:51:45,320
terrible behavior. 
Or you, yes, you, Claire will 

3573
02:51:45,320 --> 02:51:50,560
suffer the consequences. 
And Claire's just like, oh, my 

3574
02:51:50,560 --> 02:51:51,480
God, you. 
You can't. 

3575
02:51:51,480 --> 02:51:53,960
You got to be kidding me, dude. 
Like, there's there's no chance.

3576
02:51:53,960 --> 02:51:57,320
So she's like, OK, thanks for 
talking to me. 

3577
02:51:58,600 --> 02:52:01,360
Is that all? 
And the emo girls like yes, one 

3578
02:52:01,360 --> 02:52:02,120
last. 
Chance. 

3579
02:52:02,400 --> 02:52:05,000
Don't forget it. 
Don't you forget it. 

3580
02:52:05,200 --> 02:52:08,800
One last chance. 
And once again, emo girl 

3581
02:52:08,800 --> 02:52:12,480
scuffles off little spoiler, 
Claire does not listen to the 

3582
02:52:12,480 --> 02:52:14,800
e-mail girl in the next day in 
class. 

3583
02:52:15,080 --> 02:52:17,320
The e-mail girl does something 
completely crazy. 

3584
02:52:17,320 --> 02:52:20,360
But real quick comment emo down 
below if you want to harden your

3585
02:52:20,360 --> 02:52:22,480
comment as that is the secret 
word of the day. 

3586
02:52:22,720 --> 02:52:24,800
And I will try to heart your 
comment to say thank you. 

3587
02:52:25,080 --> 02:52:28,200
And also if you want to support 
the channel, binge watch videos 

3588
02:52:28,200 --> 02:52:31,480
or just watch a bunch of videos 
after this one or in your free 

3589
02:52:31,480 --> 02:52:34,600
time when you're drawing about 
to go to bed playing video 

3590
02:52:34,600 --> 02:52:36,560
games, go watch one of the 
playlist. 

3591
02:52:36,560 --> 02:52:38,560
I got emo kid playlist spoil kid
playlist. 

3592
02:52:38,560 --> 02:52:41,560
And if you do comment down below
so I can personally say thank 

3593
02:52:41,560 --> 02:52:45,280
you as it really does help. 
And also profile pic army 

3594
02:52:45,280 --> 02:52:47,680
looking strong. 
So you thought that that was it 

3595
02:52:47,680 --> 02:52:50,440
for the craziness from this emo 
girl that going up and 

3596
02:52:50,440 --> 02:52:54,120
threatening that the evil gods 
of spells and magic and wizardry

3597
02:52:54,320 --> 02:52:57,280
Wilks, she will suffer the 
consequences. 

3598
02:52:57,440 --> 02:52:59,840
You thought that that was bad 
and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 

3599
02:52:59,840 --> 02:53:02,840
no pause, bro. 
You're not even close to what's 

3600
02:53:02,840 --> 02:53:06,240
about to happen because the next
day it rolls around. 

3601
02:53:06,240 --> 02:53:08,720
OK, I keep saying that like 
that's something crazy. 

3602
02:53:08,720 --> 02:53:11,800
Oh no, the next day happened. 
Time is linear, raw. 

3603
02:53:12,080 --> 02:53:14,360
But anyways, right, next day 
rolls around. 

3604
02:53:14,680 --> 02:53:19,000
Claire goes into class and she 
makes sure that she's talking to

3605
02:53:19,000 --> 02:53:23,400
Ben and she makes sure that the 
emo kid it or the emo girl 

3606
02:53:23,400 --> 02:53:25,720
specifically is seeing this. 
And Claire is kind of like a 

3607
02:53:25,720 --> 02:53:27,760
little bit upset because she's 
like, you know what? 

3608
02:53:27,960 --> 02:53:31,480
This girl is bossing me around. 
I'm not standing for it. 

3609
02:53:31,760 --> 02:53:34,080
So Claire decides that, you 
know, she's just going to make a

3610
02:53:34,080 --> 02:53:35,960
move, like she's going to make a
move. 

3611
02:53:36,560 --> 02:53:40,600
So anyways, Claire is talking 
with Ben and you know, she sees 

3612
02:53:40,600 --> 02:53:44,360
that the emo girl is at an angle
where she can see both of them 

3613
02:53:44,360 --> 02:53:47,720
pretty clearly. 
And so Claire looks at the emo 

3614
02:53:47,720 --> 02:53:49,560
kid in the e-mail girl in the 
eyes. 

3615
02:53:49,840 --> 02:53:51,800
This is a little mean, I'm not 
going to lie. 

3616
02:53:51,800 --> 02:53:54,960
However, it is kind of justified
since the emo girl was like 

3617
02:53:55,240 --> 02:54:00,000
threatening to pull up or square
up or like it's on site if you 

3618
02:54:00,000 --> 02:54:02,600
talk to him or talking crazy or 
whatever. 

3619
02:54:02,720 --> 02:54:04,240
So this is a little bit 
justified. 

3620
02:54:04,240 --> 02:54:08,160
Not saying it's not mean, but 
you know, so Claire's kind of 

3621
02:54:08,160 --> 02:54:11,600
like, oh, Ben, like tell me 
about you or whatever. 

3622
02:54:11,840 --> 02:54:17,080
And what Claire does is she puts
her hand on like a Ben's leg or 

3623
02:54:17,080 --> 02:54:20,240
whatever, kind of like as an 
indication of like, I like you 

3624
02:54:20,680 --> 02:54:24,160
don't go ahead and do this. 
I especially like you got to ask

3625
02:54:24,160 --> 02:54:26,080
people first. 
Like you can't go around just 

3626
02:54:26,080 --> 02:54:27,680
putting your hands on people, 
bro. 

3627
02:54:28,000 --> 02:54:30,600
I said Conor pugs endorsement. 
Don't don't do this. 

3628
02:54:30,760 --> 02:54:33,600
But anyways, like, I mean, she 
was she already talked it like 

3629
02:54:33,920 --> 02:54:38,000
she either way she does it and 
Ben it's very nicely back. 

3630
02:54:38,000 --> 02:54:42,200
And Ben kind of like puts his 
hand on her chair, right? 

3631
02:54:42,200 --> 02:54:44,880
You know when you're like in the
movie, The classic movie theater

3632
02:54:44,880 --> 02:54:49,640
scene where it's like you reach 
your hand behind them to like, I

3633
02:54:49,640 --> 02:54:51,560
don't know, you know what I'm 
talking about. 

3634
02:54:51,840 --> 02:54:56,080
And this, the emo girl 
legitimately snaps, dude. 

3635
02:54:56,160 --> 02:54:58,320
She freaking snaps. 
And you're in that you're, 

3636
02:54:58,360 --> 02:55:01,360
you're probably thinking she's 
going to go up and put a spell 

3637
02:55:01,360 --> 02:55:04,840
on them or she's going to like 
go raw and like Sprint to the 

3638
02:55:04,840 --> 02:55:06,560
bathroom to have explosive 
diarrhea. 

3639
02:55:06,560 --> 02:55:09,000
No, none of those things are 
true. 

3640
02:55:09,160 --> 02:55:12,400
You know what this girl does? 
When she said it's on site she 

3641
02:55:12,400 --> 02:55:16,800
meant it because Claire one 
moment was like kind of relaxing

3642
02:55:16,800 --> 02:55:19,840
in the company of her soon to be
boyfriend spoiler Ben. 

3643
02:55:20,200 --> 02:55:22,960
In the next moment she was on 
the ground. 

3644
02:55:23,080 --> 02:55:25,960
Do you know why? 
Because the emo girl freaking 

3645
02:55:25,960 --> 02:55:27,320
tackled her. 
Dude. 

3646
02:55:27,480 --> 02:55:31,400
The emo girl was got so angry at
the sight of them. 

3647
02:55:31,400 --> 02:55:34,760
Like basically they weren't 
holding hands, but they were 

3648
02:55:34,760 --> 02:55:38,360
like same level of like romantic
intimacy as holding hands. 

3649
02:55:38,720 --> 02:55:42,440
She was so mad at that site that
the emo girl legitimately got up

3650
02:55:42,440 --> 02:55:46,760
out of her seat, buckled her 
head down, sprinted like AD one 

3651
02:55:46,760 --> 02:55:50,880
quarterback and knocked Claire 
out of like tackled Claire 

3652
02:55:50,880 --> 02:55:52,960
basically. 
And it was like and started 

3653
02:55:53,040 --> 02:55:54,600
hissing. 
So right now, Claire's on the 

3654
02:55:54,600 --> 02:55:57,400
ground, the emo girl is on top 
of her. 

3655
02:55:57,600 --> 02:55:59,440
Ben is sitting there in complete
shock. 

3656
02:55:59,440 --> 02:56:03,080
Like what, what, what? 
And everyone in the class turns 

3657
02:56:03,080 --> 02:56:07,000
around, including the teacher 
because they were supposed to be

3658
02:56:07,000 --> 02:56:08,800
like reading a book or something
in pairs. 

3659
02:56:08,880 --> 02:56:11,360
They weren't None of this 
nonsense was supposed to be 

3660
02:56:11,360 --> 02:56:13,520
going down. 
So the teacher is just like 

3661
02:56:13,520 --> 02:56:17,120
what's going on over here? 
And the emo girl is like is like

3662
02:56:17,120 --> 02:56:19,160
hissing the entire time. 
Like I. 

3663
02:56:19,160 --> 02:56:21,640
Told you it was. 
On site, stay away from my 

3664
02:56:21,640 --> 02:56:25,840
boyfriend and Ben is just so 
confused and Claire's like 

3665
02:56:25,840 --> 02:56:29,320
covering her face because the 
emo girl is like very faintly, 

3666
02:56:29,320 --> 02:56:31,160
but still trying to like clot 
herds. 

3667
02:56:31,160 --> 02:56:33,280
Like don't, don't, don't don't 
don't like what they're big. 

3668
02:56:33,280 --> 02:56:37,000
Like, you know, kind of like in 
Pokémon like Meow, Meowth, or I 

3669
02:56:37,000 --> 02:56:40,280
forgot the cat Pokémon that like
Team Rocket has, you know how 

3670
02:56:40,280 --> 02:56:43,720
that like it has scratch attack 
that does like -1 damage that 

3671
02:56:43,720 --> 02:56:46,600
was kind of the equivalent of 
what like this is the emo girl 

3672
02:56:46,600 --> 02:56:48,680
was doing to Claire. 
So no damage was done. 

3673
02:56:48,680 --> 02:56:51,360
But it was very strange. 
And sure enough, you know, 

3674
02:56:51,360 --> 02:56:55,080
Claire at the next moment feels 
the sensation of the emo girl 

3675
02:56:55,080 --> 02:56:57,520
leaving her body, like being 
picked up. 

3676
02:56:57,680 --> 02:57:01,080
So she opens her eyes and she 
sees the emo girl is literally 

3677
02:57:01,080 --> 02:57:05,480
dragging dragged away by the 
teacher and dragged out of the 

3678
02:57:05,480 --> 02:57:08,920
classroom. 
And Claire gets up and Ben looks

3679
02:57:08,920 --> 02:57:11,640
at her with this just this look 
of. 

3680
02:57:12,360 --> 02:57:16,920
Huh. 
And at this point, Claire's 

3681
02:57:16,920 --> 02:57:19,440
like, Ben, I got some explaining
to you. 

3682
02:57:19,640 --> 02:57:23,840
I got some explaining to do, and
Claire explains everything that 

3683
02:57:23,840 --> 02:57:25,520
I just told you. 
Click on the video on screen 

3684
02:57:25,520 --> 02:57:27,040
right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

3685
02:57:27,040 --> 02:57:29,360
Just click it. 
Do it Today. 

3686
02:57:29,360 --> 02:57:31,920
I got a story, probably one of 
the craziest emo kids of all 

3687
02:57:31,920 --> 02:57:33,920
time, and I've told a lot of 
crazy stories. 

3688
02:57:33,920 --> 02:57:37,400
So strap in, subscribe if you 
like stories, and let's call 

3689
02:57:37,400 --> 02:57:39,800
today's subscriber, let's call 
her Luna. 

3690
02:57:40,440 --> 02:57:43,200
So Luna was a tennis player and 
was pretty good at tennis. 

3691
02:57:43,200 --> 02:57:46,120
And over the summer, her mom 
sent Luna to a tennis camp. 

3692
02:57:46,400 --> 02:57:49,240
And this story starts pretty far
through the tennis camp. 

3693
02:57:49,240 --> 02:57:52,280
So the tennis camp lasted about 
one week long. 

3694
02:57:52,280 --> 02:57:55,120
And on the last day, which was 
Friday, all the parents would 

3695
02:57:55,120 --> 02:57:58,040
come and they would watch kind 
of like a tennis tournament of 

3696
02:57:58,040 --> 02:58:00,360
all the kids who were playing 
and learning how to play and 

3697
02:58:00,360 --> 02:58:02,920
getting better during the week. 
There would be a big tournament 

3698
02:58:02,920 --> 02:58:04,960
that would have like, I don't 
know, a fake little trophy 

3699
02:58:04,960 --> 02:58:06,680
thing. 
But the main important thing was

3700
02:58:06,680 --> 02:58:09,040
that there's a big tournament at
the end of the week, and all the

3701
02:58:09,040 --> 02:58:12,000
parents came to watch. 
So this story starts on that 

3702
02:58:12,000 --> 02:58:14,040
Thursday. 
So this is the day before the 

3703
02:58:14,040 --> 02:58:15,920
last day, which is the big 
event. 

3704
02:58:16,160 --> 02:58:20,120
And this tennis camp took place 
out of college, So they had 

3705
02:58:20,120 --> 02:58:23,760
access to a college dining hall.
And Luna and her two friends 

3706
02:58:23,760 --> 02:58:26,320
were walking, you know, to go 
try and find a table. 

3707
02:58:26,480 --> 02:58:28,400
And Luna's two friends said, oh,
look over there. 

3708
02:58:28,400 --> 02:58:30,200
Or one of Luna's friends said, 
oh, look over there. 

3709
02:58:30,200 --> 02:58:32,560
There's a table. 
So Luna's two other friends, you

3710
02:58:32,560 --> 02:58:34,280
know, went over and sat down at 
the table. 

3711
02:58:34,400 --> 02:58:36,760
Luna said, I'll be right back. 
I'm going to go get something. 

3712
02:58:36,760 --> 02:58:40,240
So Luna walks over to the dining
hall, grab something to eat, and

3713
02:58:40,240 --> 02:58:42,680
is walking back. 
And while Luna is walking back, 

3714
02:58:42,840 --> 02:58:44,560
she's not really paying 
attention. 

3715
02:58:44,560 --> 02:58:47,040
Like, she's kind of like, I 
don't know, spacing out or 

3716
02:58:47,040 --> 02:58:49,440
looking on her phone or for some
reason she's not paying full 

3717
02:58:49,440 --> 02:58:52,640
attention to her surroundings. 
So unfortunately, she bumps into

3718
02:58:52,640 --> 02:58:54,200
this guy. 
And, you know, the guy had a 

3719
02:58:54,200 --> 02:58:56,600
tray of food. 
And the food, honestly, it 

3720
02:58:56,600 --> 02:58:59,680
wasn't even that bad. 
Like the food shirt, like a 

3721
02:58:59,680 --> 02:59:03,320
little bit got on his shirt, but
it wasn't like the entire tray 

3722
02:59:03,320 --> 02:59:07,720
exploded all over his shirt. 
And his clothes were soiled and 

3723
02:59:07,720 --> 02:59:10,720
ruined beyond repair. 
Like, yeah, dude, you got 

3724
02:59:10,720 --> 02:59:12,880
sprayed a little bit. 
That sucks, but it's time to 

3725
02:59:12,880 --> 02:59:15,240
move on. 
And Luna was like, oh, my God, 

3726
02:59:15,240 --> 02:59:17,720
I'm so sorry. 
That's so embarrassing. 

3727
02:59:18,000 --> 02:59:20,120
And like, she's like, like, I'm 
so sorry. 

3728
02:59:20,120 --> 02:59:23,680
Like, I wasn't paying attention 
and this kid, you know, Luna's 

3729
02:59:23,680 --> 02:59:27,000
looking at this kid and this kid
is very clearly like an emo kid.

3730
02:59:27,000 --> 02:59:29,880
And by the way, there's nothing 
wrong if you dress like goth or 

3731
02:59:29,880 --> 02:59:31,720
emo or whatever. 
It's a style. 

3732
02:59:31,720 --> 02:59:34,120
And I think a lot of my viewers 
have the style and I don't 

3733
02:59:34,120 --> 02:59:36,880
personally do it myself. 
That isn't my style, but I rock 

3734
02:59:36,880 --> 02:59:38,840
with you if you do that. 
No hard feelings. 

3735
02:59:38,960 --> 02:59:42,000
However, if you're like this emo
kid, bro, you got to change some

3736
02:59:42,000 --> 02:59:43,520
things in your life. 
That's all I'm saying. 

3737
02:59:43,640 --> 02:59:47,200
Because this emo kid looks at 
Luna, looks her dead in the 

3738
02:59:47,200 --> 02:59:52,080
eyes, and then takes out a book.
And Luna's like what? 

3739
02:59:52,840 --> 02:59:56,480
And the emo kid, So he has this 
book in his hand and Luna 

3740
02:59:56,480 --> 03:00:00,960
notices that there's like 
ancient Hilo, like Hilo Griffix.

3741
03:00:01,120 --> 03:00:03,200
Hi, dude. 
My brain is not working right 

3742
03:00:03,200 --> 03:00:05,200
now. 
There's like ancients, like 

3743
03:00:05,280 --> 03:00:07,920
letters and all these like 
symbols on the book. 

3744
03:00:08,040 --> 03:00:10,200
Basically. 
It looks like like a wizard or 

3745
03:00:10,200 --> 03:00:12,680
witch book or something. 
And Luna's thinking to herself, 

3746
03:00:12,680 --> 03:00:15,560
all right, there's no shot that 
like, that's actually like a 

3747
03:00:15,560 --> 03:00:18,880
wizard book or something. 
And the emo kid reaches into his

3748
03:00:18,880 --> 03:00:22,440
back pocket and. 
Takes out a wand, so he opens up

3749
03:00:22,440 --> 03:00:25,600
the like the spell book and he's
waving his wand around. 

3750
03:00:25,600 --> 03:00:30,160
He's like, you have made a great
enemy. 

3751
03:00:30,280 --> 03:00:33,880
You've made a great mistake 
bumping into me on purpose and 

3752
03:00:33,880 --> 03:00:36,080
Luna's like it wasn't on 
purpose, man. 

3753
03:00:36,080 --> 03:00:39,200
Like I swear to you, like I 
wasn't paying attention and I 

3754
03:00:39,200 --> 03:00:41,480
apologize for that. 
I should have been paying 

3755
03:00:41,480 --> 03:00:42,640
attention. 
You're right. 

3756
03:00:42,880 --> 03:00:46,360
Like that's on me. 
However, like come on now, it 

3757
03:00:46,360 --> 03:00:48,360
was an accident. 
I don't know what you're doing. 

3758
03:00:48,360 --> 03:00:49,560
I don't know what kind of 
nonsense. 

3759
03:00:49,560 --> 03:00:52,600
Doobly, doobly, if you're doing 
right now, but he's like silence

3760
03:00:52,600 --> 03:00:55,400
mortal and he's like waving his 
wand around. 

3761
03:00:55,400 --> 03:00:57,840
He's like hippity bibity bobbity
Boo. 

3762
03:00:58,080 --> 03:01:01,520
I put a spot something like 
super goofy, but like supposedly

3763
03:01:01,520 --> 03:01:04,040
like, I don't know, wizard 
tongue or something. 

3764
03:01:04,040 --> 03:01:06,520
He's like BBD. 
Boo. 

3765
03:01:07,240 --> 03:01:09,920
I'm like, OK bro, like let's 
calm down now. 

3766
03:01:10,120 --> 03:01:12,400
He's like, there, you've been 
cursed. 

3767
03:01:12,400 --> 03:01:15,960
And he slams the book shot with 
one hand, puts the wand back in 

3768
03:01:15,960 --> 03:01:19,240
his pocket, puts the book back 
into his backpack, which he was 

3769
03:01:19,240 --> 03:01:21,160
carrying around, or I guess not 
a backpack. 

3770
03:01:21,160 --> 03:01:23,280
I guess it was like a tennis bag
with a racket in it. 

3771
03:01:23,600 --> 03:01:27,560
And the emo kid walks off and 
Luna is just standing there just

3772
03:01:27,560 --> 03:01:32,680
kind of like, what what just 
happened? 

3773
03:01:33,280 --> 03:01:35,960
Like, can we just have like, a 
little pause and a rewind of 

3774
03:01:35,960 --> 03:01:38,400
what just happened here? 
Because I don't think the like, 

3775
03:01:38,400 --> 03:01:41,160
I really understood what was 
going on because there's not a 

3776
03:01:41,160 --> 03:01:43,640
shot that that actually just 
happened. 

3777
03:01:43,840 --> 03:01:46,280
So Luna goes back to the table 
with her two friends and her two

3778
03:01:46,280 --> 03:01:47,800
friends were like, what took you
so long? 

3779
03:01:47,960 --> 03:01:51,200
And Luna's like, well, I 
actually have a very interesting

3780
03:01:51,200 --> 03:01:53,400
answer that I bet you guys were 
not expecting. 

3781
03:01:53,520 --> 03:01:56,720
So Luna tells them the story and
they're like, one of them, one 

3782
03:01:56,720 --> 03:01:58,600
of them was just like, Oh my 
God, that's crazy. 

3783
03:01:58,760 --> 03:02:02,520
The other one was like, dude, 
like I know that kid. 

3784
03:02:02,720 --> 03:02:05,800
Like I saw I, I was in a tennis 
group earlier this morning. 

3785
03:02:05,840 --> 03:02:08,960
We're practicing 4 hands. 
I know that kid. 

3786
03:02:09,080 --> 03:02:13,320
He was so weird bro. 
He was all like, OK, he did OK. 

3787
03:02:13,320 --> 03:02:15,160
He wasn't like the other emo 
kid, bro. 

3788
03:02:15,480 --> 03:02:18,240
I'm just playing around. 
But he was like all like in the 

3789
03:02:18,240 --> 03:02:21,280
corner, hushed away. 
And when the coach like get like

3790
03:02:21,280 --> 03:02:24,400
said to him, it was his turn. 
He kind of like looked up at him

3791
03:02:24,400 --> 03:02:27,880
and flicked his long dark hair 
back, kind of sighed and then 

3792
03:02:27,880 --> 03:02:30,080
like, you know, hit a forehand 
or something. 

3793
03:02:30,280 --> 03:02:33,360
They're like that kid was super 
weird, but I had no idea that he

3794
03:02:33,360 --> 03:02:36,000
was like that weird because 
there's a difference between 

3795
03:02:36,000 --> 03:02:39,240
being kind of weird and putting 
spells on people randomly like 

3796
03:02:39,240 --> 03:02:39,920
that. 
Says who? 

3797
03:02:40,120 --> 03:02:43,400
Two different ballparks bro. 
Quick comment emo down below if 

3798
03:02:43,400 --> 03:02:45,800
you want to harden your comment.
That is the secret word of the 

3799
03:02:45,800 --> 03:02:48,000
day and I will do my best to 
hard as many comments as 

3800
03:02:48,000 --> 03:02:50,040
possible. 
I'm still getting over some 

3801
03:02:50,040 --> 03:02:54,160
complications with the the the 
wisdom teeth and that might take

3802
03:02:54,160 --> 03:02:55,720
a couple days. 
So please don't take it 

3803
03:02:55,720 --> 03:02:57,000
personally if I don't heart your
comment. 

3804
03:02:57,000 --> 03:02:58,600
Do know I still really 
appreciate it. 

3805
03:02:58,840 --> 03:03:00,960
And also shout out to all the 
people who've been binge 

3806
03:03:00,960 --> 03:03:03,560
watching my videos like going 
through and watching a ton of 

3807
03:03:03,560 --> 03:03:06,600
them either via the playlist or 
just through the recommended. 

3808
03:03:06,720 --> 03:03:08,680
Please let me know in the 
comments section when you're 

3809
03:03:08,680 --> 03:03:11,560
doing this so I can hard it and 
say thank you and just know that

3810
03:03:11,560 --> 03:03:13,880
you're supporting the channel 
more than you can even imagine 

3811
03:03:13,880 --> 03:03:15,800
at this point. 
I really appreciate it. 

3812
03:03:15,800 --> 03:03:19,200
Back to the story, it gets crazy
anyways, right? 

3813
03:03:19,200 --> 03:03:22,360
So the next day rolls around and
remember that, you know, Luna 

3814
03:03:22,360 --> 03:03:25,800
was at a tennis camp and on the 
last day, which was the next day

3815
03:03:25,800 --> 03:03:29,400
because this whole spell 
incident happened on a Thursday 

3816
03:03:29,400 --> 03:03:31,080
and the last day was on a 
Friday. 

3817
03:03:31,280 --> 03:03:34,880
So it was Friday, it was the 
last day and it was only like 

3818
03:03:34,880 --> 03:03:37,280
1/2 day because the parents 
would come and pick you up by 

3819
03:03:37,280 --> 03:03:39,280
the end of it. 
But anyways, right, there was a 

3820
03:03:39,280 --> 03:03:43,120
big tennis tournament and all 
the parents came to watch, so it

3821
03:03:43,120 --> 03:03:45,560
was a pretty big deal. 
And so everyone was sitting 

3822
03:03:45,560 --> 03:03:49,160
around on the tennis court and 
like, the coach was standing at 

3823
03:03:49,160 --> 03:03:50,760
the very front. 
Everyone was sitting on the 

3824
03:03:50,760 --> 03:03:53,560
tennis court and he was reading 
off his list of like, all right 

3825
03:03:53,560 --> 03:03:57,200
guys, like thank you for all 
your hard work this week and 

3826
03:03:57,200 --> 03:04:00,560
finally it pays off. 
Just know that, you know, win or

3827
03:04:00,560 --> 03:04:03,080
lose, like, you know, we just 
want to make sure you have a fun

3828
03:04:03,080 --> 03:04:06,120
time and that you know, I mean, 
there can only be 1 winner, so 

3829
03:04:06,120 --> 03:04:08,600
you can't take it that 
personally if you don't win. 

3830
03:04:09,120 --> 03:04:12,640
The most important thing is to 
like good sportsmanship and have

3831
03:04:12,640 --> 03:04:14,880
a fun time. 
And anyways, let me read off the

3832
03:04:14,880 --> 03:04:16,960
pairings. 
So the pairings were read off 

3833
03:04:17,000 --> 03:04:19,600
and Luna had a first round match
where she played against 

3834
03:04:19,600 --> 03:04:22,680
another, some random guy or 
something and she was better. 

3835
03:04:22,680 --> 03:04:25,360
She was probably one of the top 
ten people at the camp. 

3836
03:04:25,520 --> 03:04:27,240
She didn't expect to win the 
tournament. 

3837
03:04:27,280 --> 03:04:29,880
I mean that the other people 
there are were some people that 

3838
03:04:29,880 --> 03:04:32,240
were much better than her and 
maybe they're having a bad day 

3839
03:04:32,240 --> 03:04:34,960
or whatever, but Luna just 
wanted to go out there, have 

3840
03:04:34,960 --> 03:04:37,240
some fun. 
So Luna's first round match went

3841
03:04:37,240 --> 03:04:40,840
down really well. 
She won 6263, which is pretty 

3842
03:04:40,840 --> 03:04:43,840
solid win if you guys know 10. 
I used to play tennis a lot back

3843
03:04:43,840 --> 03:04:45,880
in the day. 
That's why I can tell the story 

3844
03:04:45,880 --> 03:04:48,040
so well, at least the tennis 
parts. 

3845
03:04:48,400 --> 03:04:52,240
But anyways, things get really 
interesting when Luno goes into 

3846
03:04:52,240 --> 03:04:56,040
her second round match. 
The second round match is 

3847
03:04:56,040 --> 03:04:59,400
against a familiar character 
that you guys may or may not 

3848
03:04:59,400 --> 03:05:01,320
remember from earlier in the 
story. 

3849
03:05:01,520 --> 03:05:04,200
Yes, Luna is playing the emo 
kid. 

3850
03:05:04,200 --> 03:05:07,080
And let me just say that Luna 
did not forget the emo kid. 

3851
03:05:07,280 --> 03:05:10,480
But very well, the converse is 
true too, because the emo kid 

3852
03:05:10,680 --> 03:05:13,120
had not forgotten about Luna 
either. 

3853
03:05:13,320 --> 03:05:18,040
Which means yes, Luna and versus
the emo kid are about to play 

3854
03:05:18,240 --> 03:05:21,960
after the emo kid put a spell on
her and Luna's just looking at 

3855
03:05:21,960 --> 03:05:23,920
her opponent like there's no 
way. 

3856
03:05:23,920 --> 03:05:27,360
There's there's no way, man, 
there's no way. 

3857
03:05:27,760 --> 03:05:30,960
So anyways, right, you know, 
Luna, So when, when you play 

3858
03:05:30,960 --> 03:05:34,000
tennis, you normally like you 
will warm up with your partner 

3859
03:05:34,000 --> 03:05:36,200
and then you'll get into 
playing, but basically you both 

3860
03:05:36,200 --> 03:05:38,760
stand on two sides of a net just
very quickly for people who 

3861
03:05:38,760 --> 03:05:41,040
don't know. 
And so Luna was standing on one 

3862
03:05:41,040 --> 03:05:45,280
side of the the net and the emo 
kid was like sulking over and 

3863
03:05:45,280 --> 03:05:48,240
kind of like was all hunched 
over and kind of like wandered 

3864
03:05:48,240 --> 03:05:49,880
over to the other side of the 
net. 

3865
03:05:50,120 --> 03:05:53,440
And so Luna walks up to kind of 
like the net in the in between 

3866
03:05:53,440 --> 03:05:55,520
and the the emo kid walks up as 
well. 

3867
03:05:55,760 --> 03:05:58,240
And Luna's like, all right, 
like, do you want to warm up? 

3868
03:05:58,240 --> 03:06:05,080
And Nemo kid is like insert 
maniacal laugh. 

3869
03:06:05,080 --> 03:06:07,160
I can't do a maniacal laugh 
right now. 

3870
03:06:07,440 --> 03:06:11,000
I'm just, I just can't do it. 
So insert like the most evil 

3871
03:06:11,000 --> 03:06:14,240
maniacal laugh from like TV 
shows and movies you can think 

3872
03:06:14,240 --> 03:06:16,440
of. 
And dude, out of all the 

3873
03:06:16,440 --> 03:06:19,720
responses Luna was expecting, 
OK, Luna was either responding 

3874
03:06:19,720 --> 03:06:23,360
expecting like yes or no. 
It was a yes or no question. 

3875
03:06:23,560 --> 03:06:26,680
But out of all the responses 
that Luna was expecting, let me 

3876
03:06:26,680 --> 03:06:30,560
just say them and not a maniacal
laugh was not on the list dude. 

3877
03:06:30,800 --> 03:06:32,560
Like it just was not on the 
list. 

3878
03:06:32,920 --> 03:06:36,160
And so Lunas kind of thinking 
like okay. 

3879
03:06:36,480 --> 03:06:39,760
And then the e-mail kid goes on 
to say like, finishes up his 

3880
03:06:39,760 --> 03:06:43,680
maniacal laugh and is like, why 
would I need to warm up when I 

3881
03:06:43,680 --> 03:06:47,440
have the curse on my side? 
And Luna?