You know those kids that when they're in an argument and
they're starting to lose, they'll like bring up, oh, my
mom does or my dad is or like something like that, or my my
dad works for my dad's a lawyer man.
Or just imagine those kids, right?
Imagine that kid, multiply them by 100 and you have today's
spoiled brat. Enjoy the story.
So the subscriber who sent in the story and by the way, you
can send in stories too to my Instagram in the description be
featured on the channel. Love to see it.
Let's just call this kid Jake, right?
Anyways, Jake make good kid and in in Jakes class, right?
In Jakes class, there was a kid who was kind of the the worst
kid ever. I'm just kidding.
I'm sure that there's someone worse, but he was the spoiled
brat kid that I gave a brief description for in the
beginning. Let's call this guy Thomas,
right, Thomas And then just there's another girl in the
class and this girl, her name's Emma.
Emma's pretty crucial to the story, but that'll become a
little bit more apparent in just a second anyways, right.
So just a little back story before we go into what Thomas
did, his crazy mental breakdown explosion calling the, you know,
my dad on literally everything at whatever, right?
You'll see in a second, but a little bit of a back story,
right? So Jake, the kid who sent in the
story, and this girl Emma, they they pretty obviously had
feelings for each other. Like they were always like
friends. But it was very clear that like
they were not about to stay friends for long.
They were either going to have a massive explosion and never talk
to each other ever again, or they were going to like date,
marry, have six kids, send two kids off to college, start a
Roth IRA, start mining Bitcoin as all couples do.
You know, it was going to be either or.
And it was really looking like Jake was going to ask her out
pretty soon. Like everybody in the class knew
this except Thomas, because, you know, Thomas didn't have a lot
of friends. So we'll put it that way.
But it was kind of, it was kind of due to him being a the
jerkface. I don't know how else to put it,
man. I don't know how else to put it.
It just is what it is. Anyways, right.
So, you know, Jake, he's in class one day and you know, at
this point he kind of has like plans to ask Emma out at some
point this week, right? He knows he's going to do it.
And The thing is like everybody knows he's going to do it too.
Even like Emma is like 98% sure because people who talk to Jake
talk to her, you know, secrets that they don't last long.
Secrets are no fun unless to share them with me, not anyone
else, just me. But anyways, right, So he was
kind of thinking about this in the back of his head.
So he was kind of having a good time.
It was a fun week. Things were looking good.
But then you know this kid Thomas, right?
Thomas had a reputation for being that kid who is like
never, no one ever said no, right?
He had a lot of, you know, resources and completely abused
them, right. He would come in and he would
like if someone had like something new, he would get the
new thing plus one or like with more storage or just slightly
newer or slightly cooler. And while he wouldn't like
blatantly, like I've talked about kids in the past that have
blatantly been like, haha, my phone is better than yours
because it has like it's slightly bigger or has like
another camera or something, or it's newer.
Thomas would never be that blatant about it.
But it was very apparent that whenever someone got something
that Thomas the next day would get something that was just a
little bit better that it was 100% on purpose.
Like this kid was definitely knew what he's doing.
So one day when Jake was in class and remember, he's at this
point kind of planning to ask out Emma.
Emma knows the whole class knows, the teacher knows, like,
I know what this bomb is going. I have no idea who these people
are. But anyways, right, They kind of
know it. And he's chilling in class one
day and he overhears, you know, Thomas.
Thomas is going on one of his little rants because while
Thomas wasn't always blatant about being a jerk, he was he
could be very arrogant at times, such as like a like a couple
weeks ago he was like, guys, I'm not even going to study for this
test, man. I'm literally just, I'm just
born different. And he, Thomas claimed to get
100 on the test. But you know, The thing is, one
of the classmates did a little bit of an investigation by
themselves and figured out that Thomas got a 42, which, you
know, look, these things happen, right?
You try and avoid those. Sometimes tests are hard, but
you never go around saying that you got 100.
I mean, maybe you're like, oh, dude, I got AC on that test and
you actually like failed it. I can, I'm fine with that.
Like whatever, dude. But don't go around saying you
got 100 when you got a 42 or something.
I don't know. ANYWAYS, right.
So Thomas was going on one of his little rants and Jake
decided to overhear what Thomas's rant was.
And it was, it was, it was very kind of like awkward yet pretty
funny for Jake because Thomas was talking about how Emma was
in love with him. And at first Jake was like, bro,
what? And Thomas was talking really
loudly to this kid. And he was like, yeah, Emma,
she's in love with me, man. She just can't she, I see her
all the time. She's looking over at me with
these. Eyes.
Eyes of desire. And like, that's a quote by the
way. Like sometimes I, like, I make
up the lines for what these people are saying 'cause I
didn't get like a 50 page script.
But that one was a quote, right? This was a quote, right?
Jake told, or you know the subscriber who we're calling
Jake said that like this kid actually said like eyes, eyes of
like desire or something crazy like that.
So this point Jake is like, lol like what?
And yeah, you know, Thomas the kid and spoiled brat kid who you
will see have a epic meltdown in just a second.
Just give me a second, right? This kid then goes on to say
that he's going to ask out Emma and that there's a 100% chance
that she's going to say yes. And at this point Jake is like,
all right, I'm trying to find the the betting house so I can
make a bet on this 100% bet because I I could probably get
pretty good, you know, pretty good reward for that, like
probably some pretty good odds or the odds would be terrible if
it's really 100% and I will definitely make some money on
this bet. That's all I'm going to say.
But anyways, right, so Jake was sitting there.
He's like, that's funny. Ha ha.
He didn't actually think Thomas was to go through with it
because Thomas in the past have made a lot of like, very, very
big claims. He's a, he's like, he, he's
that, he's that kid who always like says things but never
really does them right. He never really ends up like
following through with the stuff.
But you know, anyways, they get out of class and they're walking
down the hallway and, you know, Jake the subscriber, he sees
Emma and Emma's like, oh, hi, hi, Jake, how's it going?
And Jake is like, Emma, can we talk for a second?
Because Jake was thinking to himself, he's like, you know
what? I think I should just ask her
out now. Like, I don't want her to like,
feel like to say yes to this kid just because she feels bad.
And then it's weird. And he said also like, why am I
stringing her on? Like, why am I making this
longer than it needs to be? So what he did is he did it
really private, nothing really crazy.
And he just took her side. And he's like, hey, you know,
we've been having a really, you know, really good time together.
Like, I've really enjoyed spending time with you.
And he's like, I feel like we're not really friends right now.
And I want to make it official. And she was, like, all smiley
and happy man. You know, I really have to make
this part up because I don't have a lot of experience when it
comes to, you know what? I'm gonna go to that man one
like equals one prayer for you know, my love life.
But whatever dude. You know Jake says something
really sweet like I don't know your feet are hot lol XD He says
something like really sweet and just something a girl wants to
hear like what I just said. By the way guys feel free to use
that banger on someone. It will 100% work.
I'm as confident that it's going to work that I am as confident
that this kids not going to have a complete mental breakdown.
And by mental breakdown I mean Thomas having a complete rage.
But anyways, right, that's a joke.
Don't actually use that line. I'm not I'm not liable if you
get rejected or punched in the face.
Don't actually use that line, guys.
Anyways, right, So you know Jake, you know, he asks out Emma
and guess what Emma said yes, not a surprise, not a surprise
at all. But anyways, right, so you know,
they're walking out and you know, good news, you know, you
know, Jake just asked out Emma. She said yes, he's having a good
time. People are like, you know, Emma
goes up to her group of friends and starts telling them like,
you know, kind of like, you know, it kind of fun, like high
school drama, stuff like that. Like, oh, yay, Congrats, guys,
whatever. But here's the thing, right?
Here's the thing. Thomas is not aware of this
fact. I mean, first of all, she'd
never say yes to Thomas because he's kind of a jerk.
But Thomas, Thomas, good guy. Actually not, not not a good
guy, But you know, Thomas, right?
He's not aware of this anyways, right?
So you get out to the hall and Jake is somewhere like Jake is
kind of near like he's he's in the hallway because it's like in
between classes or whatever. Or it's like during a whatever.
I don't know exactly the context, but for some reason a
bunch of kids were just like chilling somewhere.
Maybe it's the hall, maybe it's out of like recess.
Maybe it's a common area. Either way, imagine a place
where all these kids are at and Thomas is there and he sees Emma
and he's like, hey, Emma, can I talk to you for a second?
And here's the thing, right? Emma was totally aware.
Like when Jake like called her aside, she knew exactly what was
happening because they've been kind of like talking for a week
like that, you know, like they, they had kind of been like that
for a while. Either way, right?
So when Thomas calls Emma aside, she had no idea what to expect.
She had never talked to this kid before, you know, the whole like
Thomas telling people that she was she was in love with him
that now that just wasn't that just wasn't true, man.
That just was not true anyways, right.
So Thomas, he calls Emma aside and but he calls her aside, not
really like Jake, like actually brought her to like a different
place. Thomas did this in front of
actually everyone. He went up to her and he's like,
hey, and she's like, what's up? And he's like, and he's like,
you've been totally looking at me recently with these like,
these eyes. And she's like, what are you
talking about? He's like, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. Will you be my girlfriend?
And he just kind of like looks at her with like these eyes.
She's like, huh, will you? What do you say?
And she's like, she OK, here's
the thing. She would have said yes anyways.
But she was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
And at this point, his face drops and she's like, oh, I'm so
sorry. I'm actually, I'm actually just
got a relationship with someone and he's like.
Who? Yeah, and Emma's like, yeah, you
know, you know Jake and he's like what?
And and she's like, yeah, I know Jake just asked me out and
where, you know, we we just got together like literally today.
Like I I'm sorry, like I just got into a relationship.
Obviously she's using this as a cop out because she was going to
say no anyways. So this is like the nicest way
she can say no. But.
And and then the The thing is, though, Thomas, Thomas doesn't
take this well. The way that Thomas perceived
this whole thing going down was that no, no, no, no, no.
She didn't say no because like he was undateable or because she
didn't want to. She said no because she really
wanted to. She wanted him but she simply
couldn't because she was stuck in a relationship with Jake and
this made Thomas so mad and you could see his face get so red
and he took his little hand and he like balled.
It up in a fist and he was like, where is Thomas?
I'm really bad at this whole name thing.
Of course, Thomas didn't say where is Thomas.
Thomas said where is Jake and Jake like just happened to like
walk in like just wherever they were, hallway, room, whatever,
just gathering place. He just happened to like walk in
as that was happening. And he looks up and he sees like
Emma, his girlfriend of like 25 minutes at this point, right.
And then like Thomas, the kid that like he knew that was like
kind of like weird and kind of like out of this like just lived
in a different planet looking at him with this like face of rage.
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So where we left off was Thomas just got rejected by Emma and in
Emma and in Thomas's mind, it is Jake's fault.
Emma actually is still in love with him, but it's all because
of Jake. He can't have her because of
Jake. He like goes up to Jake and he's
like bro and Jake's like, what's up dude?
He's like bro, bro, do you want to fight?
I love it when people are just like.
Do do you want to fight? Man, like no, no one wants to
fight. No one's going to box you.
You're not KSI and Logan Paul, no one's going to watch it.
Just why? Dude, Like whatever, right
tangent. He's like, do you want to fight,
bro? And Jake's like dude, what?
And then and then Thomas is like, yo, Emma rejected me
because of you and Jake's like, dude, she rejected you because
you're a jerk. Jake had no filter, right?
Like good kid, but like no filter.
He's like, you're always annoying.
You're always bragging about stuff.
You're always full of it. Like even if she wasn't with me,
like unlucky to you, but even if she wasn't with me, she would
have said no. And at this point, Thomas, this
goes berserk and he just like, he just looks at Jake and he's
like, you know, you know what my.
Dad does. And at this point, Jake is like,
dude, I do not care. And Thomas is like, no, he is a
very good lawyer and he's going to sue you, dude.
And Jake is just looking at him, just completely just
flabbergasted. Just like, did this kid just say
that his dad is actually going to sue me because my girlfriend
denied his like his love application?
What the fuck? What Like at this point, he kind
of thought it was a joke. But no, this, he looked at this
kid, this Thomas, he could see it in this kids Thomas's eyes,
right? This was no joke.
This kid was mad. And he was like, yeah, my, my
dad's going to sue you, man. He's going to sue you.
You're going to have nothing left.
Your mom's going to have nothing left.
Your dad's going to have nothing left.
Your sister's going to have nothing left.
Your dog's going to have nothing left.
And then you're you're going to collapse and die of a heart
attack out of pain and sadness and whatever, and then your
grave is going to have nothing left.
He was just going off and off and off.
And Jake is like, OK. And he that made Thomas so mad.
He was like, this won't be the. Last of a.
Jake and he just like storms off.
And at this point, the whole class is just like, what the
fuck? What?
Just what? And Emma's just like, OK.
And Jake's like, you know, what? Do you want to go on our first
date tonight? Do you want to get out of here?
It was like close to the end of school anyways.
And I was like, yeah, I think I will subscribe if you haven't
already. And now go click on another
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We get a story time of probably one of the most cringiest kids
ever to ever exist on planet Earth in the entire universe.
I don't want to spoil this too much, so I just want to hop
right into it to leave a like for nothing and let's just get
into it. So we're going to call the
subscriber who sent us today's story.
We're going to call him Liam. And anyways, right, so this all
happened one day when Liam was in class and Liam was sitting
kind of towards the back of his class with his friends.
Like, you know, he wasn't paying that close of attention.
All right, guys do well in school.
That's all I'm going to try and say.
But anyways, Liam was kind of dozing off, not really paying
attention when this kind of kid that like he didn't know that
well, but was kind of known as kind of a little weird, kind of
a little strange. But this kid, like, turns to
Liam and his friends and says, Hey, like, do you guys have
girlfriends? Very kind of a weird thing to
lead with, especially if you don't know the guy.
I wouldn't be going up to random people saying, hey, do you have
a girlfriend? Like, I don't know, man, that
sounds kind of weird. But anyways, right.
So this kid is just like, hey, do you have a girlfriend?
And Liam and his friends at the time did not.
I mean, hey, man, like, you can't always be winning.
Sometimes, you know, you're in the trenches.
It happens. But they're all like, no.
And they say no, kind of with a bit of attitude because, yeah, I
mean, that's a weird question to ask.
And this kid just looks at them and kind of scoffs.
He's like, sucks to be you guys. I couldn't imagine being single
like that. And, you know, Liam is like,
bro, what are you talking about? And this guy's like, yeah, I
probably had the hottest girlfriend ever.
And Liam's like, really like, what's her name?
And he's like Sandra. Yeah, she's super hot.
And like at this point, Liam's like, I let's see a photo of her
then, like what she look like and you know, you know, the kids
like she doesn't go to this school, but she's at my house
right now waiting for me at this point, right?
Liam's like, I I prefer didn't happen, bro.
Like, I need to see some proof. And Lehman, his friends were
basically saying, we don't believe you, man.
Like we think you're just capping right now.
We think that like what you're saying is could just no, you're
just bragging with nothing to actually brag about.
And so this kid who we're just going to call the cringey kid,
right? The cringey kid was like, no,
no, I'll have you know that my girlfriend is real and she loves
me and she has at my house right now.
You know what? You know what?
And Liam is looking at him. He's like, yeah, what?
And this kids like, you know what?
Come to my house after school and I'll have you meet.
I'll introduce her to you. And I will watch your face.
I will watch your expression slowly crumble as you realize
that I am entangled with a woman of my dreams in a like a
beautiful relationship. Remember, they're in 6th grade.
So bro, you're not getting married.
But anyways, he's like, and I will win.
I will conquer you. It will be Victor.
As I said, this is a very weird kid.
Like, hey, man, if you're like saying I will conquer you, this
will be victory like to anyone, bro, check yourself.
That's all I'm saying. But anyways, right, Liam is like
thinking to himself, he's like, all right, I don't actually
think I have anything to do after school.
I'm just going to tell my mom that, you know, I have a thing
that I have to do after school and like that I'll be home an
hour later. And he turns to his friends.
He's like, hey, you guys busy. And they're like, I mean, yes,
but we're just going to do we're still going to come over.
We want to see this girlfriend, right?
Because they all believe that like, this was some elaborate
scheme and they wanted to figure out like, what actually was this
kid cooking up? What was his plan?
So Lima's friends turned to the cringey kid.
And it's like, yeah, man, sure, we'll come to your house after
school. And the cringey kid is like,
excellent, you shall suffer the consequences.
And then goes back to like reading his like comic book
anime type thing. And they're just like, all
right. ANYWAYS, so skip ahead a little
bit and Lima and his boys are walking over to the cringey kids
house. The crazy kid is actually
greeted at the door by his mom saying, oh, I'm so excited you
brought friends back. Whatever, right?
And the crazy kids like, yeah, these are my guys.
And they're kind of looking at each other like, we're not his
boys, but they're they're not going to say anything.
They're at least polite enough to at least allow, you know, you
know, his mom to continue to believe the illusion that he's
not kind of weird, right. Anyways, so, you know, the
cringey kid leads him up and he's like, this is my house.
It's pretty cool. And this is my room.
And brace yourself. And he like, turns around
quickly when he says brace yourself.
So, you know, Liam and his friends are a little startled by
this because they're like, I whoa, whoa, what's going on?
He's like, my girlfriend is she just texted me.
She is currently in there and you're going to be blown away,
dude. You're going to be blown away.
And I just want to say that I told you so.
I just wanted to make sure I put that out there.
And Liam's like I OK. And honestly, at this point,
Liam and his friends, we're starting to believe that there
actually was a girlfriend in there.
A spoiler. I mean, I know spoilers you're
going to hear soon enough, but like they were actually starting
to believe it, man, because like it was like.
This kid went through all this effort, like if he's going to
admit like that he was lying, he probably would have admitted it
already. But anyways, right?
So eventually, you know. The cringey gate goes into his
room and they follow, and Liam looks around and Liam's kind of
confused. Dude.
Liam's a little bit confused because as he's looking around,
he doesn't see anyone else in the room.
He just sees a lot of posters for like, different TV shows and
stuff like that. And, you know, he sees a
computer, he sees a closet, he sees clothes all over the floor.
Like he doesn't see a girl in here.
He doesn't see a human at all. Like the only people in this
room is the cringey kid, Liam and his two other friends.
And then all of a sudden, right, Liam is noticing that the
cringey kid is talking to someone in the room.
So Liam feels like Oh my God, am I like am I hallucinating?
Like what's going on? Like why don't I see anyone?
And Liam looks in the direction that the cringey kid was talking
and sure enough, right, the cringey kid is talking in the
direction of his bed and what is on his bed?
A life's. Oh my God, dude.
When I little side when I read this story, I was like, dude,
are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Anyways, narrator mode back in back in story.
Liam turned his head to look at the the look at the direction
that the kid was talking and there was like a massive waifu
body pillow, bro. Oh.
No. And at that moment, Liam and his
friends realized that this girlfriend the kid had been
talking about was sure enough, this pillow, by the way, comment
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But anyways, back to the story. So Liam immediately says, bro,
is that what you're talking about?
And the kid is like, Oh yes, I'm so rude.
Liam meet my Princess. And Liam is like, Nah, Nah, Nah,
Nah. Liam, his friends start
laughing. And this kid is not like he's
not in on a joke or anything. This is not some massive joke
he's pulling on them that he's like, oh, I hope you guys
thought it was funny. Dude was getting actually
pressed. Like dude was like, who are you
laughing at? You better not be laughing at my
girlfriend. And you know, Liam's like bro,
bro, that's a pillow. And the kids like she's.
Real. She's real.
What do you mean man? Get that get.
Out of my house. And Liam is like laughing.
And then he looks at the kid and the kid is like, has like these
eyes. You can tell in his eyes this
kid is mad. This kid is pressed.
This guy is not having it. He's like, get out of mine.
And Liam's like, I, I OK, we saw your girlfriend.
We saw her. We'll go, fair enough.
So Liam and his friends leave and how's your walking out of
the house? The crazy kids moms like bye.
This is kind of a short play date, but I'm so excited that my
kids finally having other people over that it doesn't matter.
Hope to see you guys soon. They're just like, haha, see you
soon anyways, right. The next day in school, they all
go to, like, their math class or whatever.
And they notice that or whatever class they're in, It doesn't
really matter what. And they notice that the cringey
kid is not in class. And, you know, Liam turns to his
friends. He's like, yo, do you think
he's, like, too embarrassed to come to class?
Does he, like, realize that he made kind of a clown out out of
himself? And his friends are like, dude,
I have no idea. And then all of a sudden, they
hear on the loudspeaker Liam, Ben and John the let's just say
that those are the names of the two other kids.
Please come to the principal's office immediately.
So Liam, Ben and John, we'll go with that, right?
They all look at each other and they just like they immediately
know they're like, Oh my God, no way.
Because they realize that like there's a correlation between
the cringey kid not being in class, them clowning on him
yesterday, and the fact that they all just got called up to
the principal's office. It was not a coincidence.
So they walk up there and sure enough, the principal's in her
room and who else is in that room, the cringey kid.
And the principal says, all right, all right, kids, sit
down. So your friend over here says
that you went to his house and berated his girlfriend, calling
her ugly, fat, overweight, disgusting, smelly and that she
needed to die. Is this true?
And Liam looks at her and says, no, that is not true.
And then Liam goes on to say, actually this kid said that he
had a girlfriend and he was bragging to us.
So we decided to go to his house to see his girlfriend, which he
invited us there. And when we got there, you know,
we realized that he does not have a girlfriend.
He just has a four foot tall waifu body pillow.
And we said that she wasn't real.
He got mad at us and here we are today.
And then, you know, the kid, the cringey kid, instead of sticking
to his original story that they that he one, actually had a
girlfriend and two, that they came to his house to insult his
girlfriend was like, see, that's even worse.
I made-up something because I thought you'd be so offended by
what actually happened. And they just admitted to it.
And the principal is kind of shocked, one, because of the
thing that Liam just told her. And two, that the kid, the
cringey kid, admitted to lying to her face and then expected
her to, like, punish them even harder because of the story they
told. And the principal looks up at
Liam and says, and his friends. And he's like, you guys can go
back to class now. I have something to deal with.
And as Liam and his friends are walking out of the principal's
office, they can faintly hear the cringey kid yelling.
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Anyways, back to the story. So we're going to call the first
subscriber who submitted the story, Hank.
And anyways, this all happened when Hank was shopping at the
mall. So Hank used to always go to the
mall to shop with his friends. You know, it was just a fun
place to hang out. They didn't really have a lot of
other places that they could go in the town that they lived in.
So the mall was probably their best bet.
And sure enough, one these days, one of Hank's friends wanted to
shop at this place called Hot Topic.
If you don't know Hot Topics, a place where they have a lot of
T-shirts and other kind of apparel that is very, I don't
know, like fast fashiony brand centric.
Like it's very much like you'll have a lot of different brands
or kind of like you'll find a lot of band T-shirts, a lot of
kind of like, OK, so a lot of different stuffs at Hot Topic.
But one kind of theme of clothing that you'll see at Hot
Topic is emo style clothing, if that makes sense, Like really
black clothing, edgy clothing, stuff like that.
Just so you know, like I have nothing against it.
If you dress like that, I think it's a cool enough style.
I think you're fine if you even if you identify as like, oh, I'm
I'm emo in the way I dress or act or whatever, I don't really
care. Live your life, however, as long
as you don't act, as long as you don't act like the kids in these
videos, especially this one, you're chill with me.
But anyways, Hank just was like, OK, man, like you want to go to
a Hot Topic? That's fine.
Hank hadn't really been in that much, so he didn't really know
what to expect. So Hank was walking into the,
you know, the hot topic, and he was looking around and there's a
whole host of people. And Hank's friend was like, all
right, man, like, I'm going to go, like, I'm going to go to the
back of the room. I know what I want.
I'm going to go in their skateboard section.
You can kind of just wander around here.
I'll be out when I'm done. So Hank was totally fine with
this. And Hank kind of like was
wandering around and he walked over to one of the T-shirt
aisles or one of the T-shirt rack aisles.
And that's when he accidentally bumped into this kid.
And this kid turns around and just to paint the picture, this
kid has super long black hair. He's got like black mascara on,
black lipstick. He's got black painted nails.
He's got a spiky collar. He's got like a black band
T-shirt. He's got like long black jeans.
And then there's like big black stomper boots.
I don't know if you know what I know, like if you know what I
mean. But like those big kind of like
those big rubber black boots that are pretty popular right
now. And he turns around and he's
like, dude, what the heck, bro? And Hank's just like, my fault.
Like, I didn't mean to bump into you like that.
I was just looking around and wasn't paying attention.
And emo kids like, dude, you're like, like, shut up, bro.
Hank's kind of just looking at him, like, like, I don't really
know what you mean. Like I didn't do anything.
Like, are you good? And the emo kids like, bro, like
I don't need to. I don't need to hear that sass
from you, bro. Like, I really just don't need
to hear that. And Hank says once again, like,
dude, I, I don't know what you're saying.
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go the other way.
And Hank kind of turns around to de escalate because he doesn't
feel like, you know, escalating anything.
It's just not a good idea to get into fights like that.
And that's when the emo kids like, like, yeah, you would run.
You're dressed like one of those jocks anyways.
Which, like, Hank kind of turned around because he didn't know
what that even means. First of all, I mean, isn't jock
a positive thing? Like, I get that there's a bit
of a negative connotation of like you're a dumb jock or
something, but I would have thought that jock would have
meant like, you're an athlete, which isn't that a good thing?
Like, I'm kind of confused right now.
Is that not a good thing? You know, and Hank, you know,
kind of turns back. He's like, dude, like what?
Why? Like, why are you like making a
problem with me? I don't have a problem with you.
I don't like you're kind of the one that's making this into
something because Hank really did believe like I'm not, I'm
not the one doing anything. It's like 100% this guy who's
making it something, you know? And, you know, the kids just
like, well, you know, like you're just looking like a dumb
jock. Isn't that right, guys?
And he turns around and there's two other emo kids and they look
very similar to the main emo kid, but they kind of just, you
know, they're dressed slightly different.
But really, I mean, it's funny how like non, I saw this on
South Park, but it's funny how like non conformists all dress
the same. I'm just like, well, I mean, you
are conforming to something. But anyways, right.
So the other two kids, the other emo kids are kind of there along
too, laughing. And you know, you know, the Hank
is starting to like get upset by this because he doesn't really
care about like these random kids, what they think, except,
you know, he's got three kids standing there pointing at him,
laughing in his face when Hank didn't deserve it.
Like Hank was, you know, Hank was thinking like, look, if I
deserve this, if I was being like an absolute, like, you
know, if I was being a jerk to them or for some reason I
actually did something, sure, maybe I deserve this.
But Hanks is thinking to himself, like, dude, I don't
deserve this. I was literally just chilling
here. I actually bumped into this kid.
Like, I'm sorry about that. Like my fault.
Once again, my fault. But that's when Hank turned the
tables on the e-mail kid. And The thing is right, the
e-mail kid was wearing a band T-shirt.
And the thing about band T-shirts is, you know, you
don't, OK, you don't necessarily need to know everything about
some place that you Rep. Like if you wear a T-shirt
that's from Starbucks and someone's like, OK, well, then
name all the flavors of like cappuccino you can get.
It doesn't have to be like that. But The thing is, a lot of
people wear band T-shirts because the band T-shirts look
sick and they don't know any of the songs from the band, which
you know, I guess is fine. But like at the end of the day,
a lot of people will kind of pretend to know it and not
actually know it. So, you know, Hank was like,
well, screw it bro. He's like all right, Buddy.
And he looks at the main emo kid and the main emo kid looks at
him back and he's like, all right, Buddy name ME3 songs from
that band and he points to the emo kids T-shirt.
And I don't know, maybe it was like Nirvana or something like
one of those kind of like T-shirts or whatever, which.
And the emo kid looks at him and he has this kind of look of
shock, this look of Oh my God, like you caught me.
Kind of the look of like, man got caught in a trap right here
type of look. And the emo kids kind of just
like, how about you name ME3 songs from this band, bro?
And you turn and the emo kid turns to look back at his emo
kids friends as kind of like, oh, what's their reaction to
that sick burn? And they kind of just look at
him blankly playing the e-mail. Kid was kind of expecting he
would turn around, he'd look back to his friends and he'd be
like, yeah, wasn't that a crazy burn?
I totally got them. But his friends look back and
I'm kind of just like, dude, like, I don't know how to break
it to you, but you didn't get him.
So the emo kid turns back around.
He's like, I don't need to tell. Like, I don't need to do
anything. You say, bro, I'm not going to
conform to your standards. And then the T2 emo kids were
like, yeah, that's right on, bro.
You're so right. And they, like, DAP him up.
And Hank at this point is he's just so done.
He's just like, bro, because he realizes, like, Hank's like, you
know what? I'm not going to fight with
these kids. These kids are obviously a lost
cause. This is not worth my time.
So Hank gets up. He turns around and he's kind of
says like whatever man, like go live your life.
Hank turns around, starts to walk away and that's when he
feels a tug on his pants and he turns around and he sees the emo
kid failing to pull down his pants.
O basically the emo kid he couldn't like, you know, wanted
to like he couldn't let Hank just leave by himself.
Like he couldn't let him just do that.
He'd So when Hank turned around and started to walk away, the
emo kid like went to jump and try and pull down his pants to
like pants him to embarrass him to like impress his emo kid
friends and be like, Oh my God, I totally owned him dude.
So this point, like Hank is like, dude, stop pulling down my
pants, bro. And the emo kids like sorry, I
just slipped. And he's like his emo kid
friends laugh along as well. At this point.
Hanny's getting really annoying. He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm
not into you like that. He's like what?
He's like, yeah, you're trying to pull down my pants.
So you're not you're telling me you're not trying to get a peek.
And the emo kids like, dude, it's not like that.
I was trying to pants you. And Hank's like, yeah, you
wanted to pants me so you could see where my bare bottom.
Did you really want to see my bare bottom that bad?
And this point, the other two emo kids start laughing a little
bit. And the emo, the main emo kid
turns around and he's like, stop laughing.
It's not funny. He turns back around.
He's like, dude, you don't know what you just did.
And the emo kid walks up to the walks up to Hank with his chest
puffed out. He's like, bro, you literally
don't know what you just did. You don't know who you're
messing with. OK, I don't know if he started
to tear up or anything, but at the exact same time the mall cop
that happened to be like going around the mall to make sure
that nothing is happening looks into the hot topic and sees
basically this kid walk up to this other kid with his chest
puffed out. So the mall cop outside kind of
slows down walking and looks inside and sure enough, right,
You know, Hank is like, hey, look, I'm not looking for any
trouble. The emo kids like, yeah, that's
what I thought. You're freaking scared, bro.
Don't tell me otherwise. You're freaking scared.
And at this point, Hank's like, dude, I'm not scared.
It's not like that. I just like, I just don't want
any trouble. Like you're not worth my time.
He's like, I am. You're worth your time.
I'm worth all of your time plus some because I'm worth more than
you, dude. You don't know who you're
messing with at this point, right?
The emo kids was really kind of just showing his true colors and
being like, I mean, kids insecure.
That's fair enough. He's trying to act all tough in
front of his friends. So once again, Hank's like, you
know, he turns around and he's like, all right, man.
He's like, dude, I'm just not doing this.
Once again, have a good life. Hank turns around.
And as Hank's turning around, the emo kid is like in his head,
he's like, I can't let this slide.
So the emo kid literally raises up his hand and swings on Hank
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Let's get back to the story. So Hank, remember, he turns
around and Hank's like, dude, I'm not going to deal with you
like that. It's not worth my time.
So Hank turns around and the emo kid who's like, I can't I can't
let Hank like one up me. Like I can't let this random kid
like kind of like alpha me in front of my emo kid friends or
or whatever. So Hank turns.
So as Hank turns around, the emo kid swings on him, takes his
first. The thing is though, the emo
kid's not like a trained, I don't know, fighter or boxer or
something. So obviously the emo kid doesn't
make contact with Hank. Instead of making contact with
Hank, the emo kid nearly misses Hank and his like right hook
goes right through a rack of clothes.
The emo kid was also emo kid was really putting his full force
into this too because once once the emo kid misses and whiffs on
Hank, the emo kid flies forward into the rack of clothes.
So he basically like pushes himself into a rack of clothes,
fails to swing on him. The mall cop however did see the
emo kid try and swing on Hank so he walks in there.
Hank turns around and he sees the emo kid on the floor in a
pile of clothes and he's just so confused on what happened.
And then the Hank turns around the other way to see a mall cop
standing in front of him. So Hanks really confused at this
moment he's like okay one second ago I turned away from the emo
kid and a second later the emo kid is sitting like face first
in a pile of clothes and a mall cop is standing above me.
Like this literally makes no sense.
And sure enough, you know, the mall cops like, hey, hold up
everyone, I got to talk to you guys.
And the two emo kids, like from the back, like they they get
scared and they literally run off.
They disappear into the rest of the stories.
OK, you can't get back here. But also the mall cop didn't
really care that much because he the two people that he really
wanted to talk to were both Hank and the emo kid who swung on
him. So the emo kid gets up.
He's like kind of panting a little bit.
He's like, and the mall cops like, hey, like, hey, I saw you
swing on this kid. I know you didn't make contact,
but you did try and swing on this kid.
It's 100% like what's going on here, The emo kids.
Like, dude, I was just defending myself.
And at this point, you know, Hank's like that's not the case.
Like this. Like this kid and I were kind of
talking back and forth. He tried to pull down my pants.
I made fun of him for doing that.
I turned around. He tried to swing on me and at
this point, right, you know, the mall cop kind of witnessed the
last, the last 60% of this altercation.
So he knows for a fact that he saw the emo kid try and pull
down the pants and then have an argument.
So the e-mail kid says, well, after I pulled down his pants,
this kid tried to swing on me and I just defended myself.
And The thing is right, that was a mistake for the e-mail kid
because the mall cop have been watching the whole thing.
So the mall cop knew for a fact that that wasn't the case of
what happened. So he went.
So the mall cop goes on to say, like, dude, I know for a fact
that's not what happened. I saw you guys kind of like
bickering in the store and I wanted to make sure that we had
no like nonsense going on. Obviously some nonsense did go
on. And I, you know, I watched the
whole thing. I saw you pull down, try and
pull down this kids pants. He did not swing on you.
I don't know what he said to you that offended you or anything,
but it's very clearly that, you know, you're the aggressor here
and like, you know, I can't have that.
So he's like, hey, I'm going to need you to come with me.
And the emo kids like, all right, like, all right, buddy,
go ahead with him. And the emo kid is like looking
at Hank and kind of giving him this look of like, come on, bud.
Like go go ahead. He's asking for you.
When in truth that, you know, the mall cop is not asking for
Hank. The mall cop is asking for the
emo kid. So the mall cops like, sorry,
man, you must be mistaken. I'm not asking for this guy over
here pointing to Hank. He's like, I'm asking for you.
Any points at the emo kid? And the emo kid is so absolutely
stunned by this revelation. He's like, at this point, the
emo kid is practically speechless.
The emo kid is standing there is just like, you must have some
kind of you must have some kind of mistake or something.
Like you can't be talking about me.
That's insane. Like there there's no way.
Like what? What what do you mean?
Hanks is looking at the emo kid with this bit of a smirk.
And the the mall cop is kind of like, come on, bud, like we
don't want to have any trouble here.
Make this nice and easy for all of us and just come along with
me. And, you know, at this point,
the emo kit is looking at Hank and kind of just giving him this
look of like, this isn't over, buddy.
This isn't over. And Hank is kind of just like,
wow, this like a lot just went down the last five minutes, you
know, because this was like no longer than like 10 minutes of
an altercation. And as soon as the mall cop
basically drags the e-mail kit away, his friend comes rushing
up to him and he's like, dude, dude, like I just checked out
the thing I was getting. And in his hand he had this
like, skateboard thing or whatever.
He's like, dude, I just saw like a mall cop over here.
I saw some kid getting dragged out of the store.
Did you happen to see what happened?
And Hank just looks at his friend and he's like, did I
happen to see what happened? He's like, buddy, I lived.
What happened? OK, so the we're going to call
the subscriber for the next story.
Bobby, I got a little King the Hill theme going on with these
names because I got Bobby and Hank.
If you know, you know, and you're cool.
Anyway, so Bobby was like hanging out at home one day and
one of his friends hits him up and, you know, Bobby, you know,
doesn't see this friend this often because they happen to be
going to two different schools, even though they live relatively
in the same area. They're both in high school and
they're both seniors in high school.
So Bobby's friend, who we're going to call Ben actually
happens to have a car at this. And, you know, Bobby's friend
Ben hits a Bobby one day and Bobby's just chilling at home
and he gets a text from Ben saying, hey, do you want to like
hang out today? And Bobby is feeling kind of
lazy. So he's like, maybe like, what?
What do you want to do? His friends Like, dude, I want
to go to the skate park. And Bobby's in his head, he's
like, I don't know if I want to go like this is I don't know.
I don't know, man. I really don't know and Bobby
should have stayed home that day based on what was about to go
down but he didn't cuz he wanted to see his friend Ben and he was
like wait what else am I gonna do today?
Watch Netflix? I know for a fact by the end of
the day, if I'm just sitting here watching Netflix, I'm not
gonna be a happy camper. So sure enough, Bobby text him
back. He's like, yeah, man, I don't
got a ride, but if you can pick me up 100%.
So sure enough, this friend, I don't know, an hour later pulls
up to Bobbye house and says, hey, man, get in.
And Bobby shows up to the window.
He's like, hey, what's up, Ben? Haven't seen you in forever.
Just so you know, I don't have a skateboard, just so you're
aware. And Ben is like, dude, I got 2
in the back, don't worry about that.
I got you. So sure enough, Ben hops into
the car with Bobby, and Bobby hops into the car with Ben.
They drive over to the skate park, which is like 15 minutes
away from where Bobby lives and they get out.
And you know, Bobby used to skate a little bit back in the
day with his friend. It's been a while, so he's not
going to do any tricks or anything like that, but he's
just getting along and the he's just getting on the board.
He's kind of riding around a bit, just getting a little bit
exercise. And mostly he's out there just
to hang out with Ben because he hasn't seen Ben in a second.
And they used to be really tight.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just chilling at the
skate park. They're having a good time.
They're kind of just living their life.
And that's when a group, a group, a very specific looking
group of of these e-mail kids, they pop out of nowhere
basically, and they just appear at the end of the skate park.
So this skate park is pretty big.
It's not like a massive 1. It's not like a where you'd have
a professional skater event or something, but it's a pretty big
skate park. Like the city definitely puts
them like a good amount of bread into making this.
So sure enough, you know, they're looking over and they
see this group of kids. And this group of kids has like
a ringleader that's like standing in front of the other
two and he's kind of dressed like the other.
They're all dressed like kind of like the other emo kids in the
last story time. So I'm not gonna go ahead and
describe them. They're dressed a little bit
differently, but it's all kind of the same, if you know what I
mean. So the sure enough, you know,
the kids are just standing at the end of the park and it's
really awkward because like Bobby goes over to Ben.
He's like dude, like see those kids and Ben's like, yeah, just
been staring at them and Ben's like dude, they just been
looking at us for like the last thing checks his watch.
He's like, dude, they just been looking at us for like the last
like 2 minutes, bro. That's really freaking weird.
And, you know, Bobby's like, yeah, man, like this is kind of
weird. I don't totally know, like,
what's the deal with all this? Like, do you know what's up with
them? And Ben's like, dude, I don't go
to the skate park. Like this is your skate park.
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't really skate anymore.
So I don't know, maybe this is like a place they normally go
to. Either way, this is kind of
weird. Let's just stay on this side and
hopefully they'll stay on their side.
And if they come over, you know, hopefully they're cool.
Spoiler, they're not cool. Yeah, they're they're the
farthest thing from cool. But anyways, you know, Bobby and
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore these kids as these kids
literally they The thing is, these kids, they're not, they
don't even have skates with they don't even have like a
skateboard with them. And you don't need to have a
skateboard to hang out at a skate park.
You know, a park is a park and it's a cool place to just hang
out some friends. That's 100% true.
However, I will say it is a little weird to like show up in
a group of kids or a group of like a bunch of people stand
there and watch other people without saying anything to each
other, without doing anything like that.
I will say that itself is pretty weird.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just kind of
standing there like, dude, this is really freaking weird.
What's going on? And that's when they look over
and sure enough, they see the emo kids start to walk closer to
them. Like the emo kids were just
standing there for a good solid, I would say 10 minutes.
And that's when the emo kids start to walk over to Bobby and
Ben. And at this point, you know, Ben
turns over. He's like, dude, what is up with
your neighborhood, bro? Like, why do you always get the
weirdos? And Bobby's like, dude, it's not
my fault I don't go here this often.
I don't know. And that's when the group of emo
kids shows up. And there's like very clearly
like this is going to sound weird, but like an A1, like, OK,
I'm not trying to use like weird like alpha male terms or
whatever. Oh, Connor, which one's the
Sigma male? Shut up.
If you do that, if you say that in the comments section,
ironically, dude, actually shut up.
But anyways, sure enough, you know, the the kind of like the
alpha, the pack, whatever that even means in emo pack words is
like, hey, you 2, I need a word with you.
And Bobby and Ben kind of just look at each other just like, Oh
my God, like what's going on here?
This is kind of strange. You know, Bobby Ben kind of like
whispers over to Bobby, like, dude, we are never going back to
your park ever again. Bobby kind of just gives him
this look of like, dude, I can't control this.
So sure enough, the emo kid, let's just call him alpha emo
kid. Now, I can't say that for much
longer. The the, the main emo kid, king
of the pack or whatever, walks up to them.
He's like, bro, do you not? Do you not know?
And Bobby and Ben kind of look at each other and, you know,
Bobby speaks up and says no, no, like knows what?
Like, no, what? The emo kid laughs.
Like, you don't know? Then this is our turf, dude.
And Bobby and Ben kind of look at each other.
And Ben speaks up like turf emo kids, like, yeah, man, you don't
understand. This is our turf.
And Bobby just means, like, what was that even mean?
And they're like you, dude, you don't want to mess with us.
And one of them like legitimately, legitimately pulls
out like a wand, not, not like a knife or something, not like
actually trying to be intimidating.
Like this isn't like, oh, they think they're like actually in a
gang or something. This is their turf.
They pull out a wand like a freaking Harry Potter magic
wand. And you know, the main emo kids
like bro, my boy over here knows magic.
You don't want to mess with him, dude.
And so Bobby and Ben kind of look at these kids and Ben
speaks up. Benz a little bit more brash,
Benz a little bit more. I don't know, confident is maybe
the wrong word, but I'm gonna use that word than Bob
Confrontational. That's right.
He's a bit more confrontational than Bobby is, so Bobby would've
been fine literally just going somewhere else.
It's not like there's not a lot of other play.
I mean, there's not a lot of other places they could go, but
it's not like Bobby's a big skater in the 1st place.
He just wanted to hang out with Ben.
And Ben literally goes up. He's like, dude, what are you
going to do with that little magic wand?
You're going to wave it around? Put a spell on me.
This is freaking Harry Potter, dude.
We don't care. You guys don't have turf.
That's ridiculous. Like, look, we're not taking up
the whole park. This park's massive.
You guys chill over there. We'll do our thing over here.
We like, there won't be any trouble.
The emo kids like do there's going to be trouble if you guys
don't leave or at least pay respects.
And you know, Ben, at this point it's like the freak.
You mean pay respects? Like, what is that?
Like, what do you even mean by that?
And at this point, Bobby's starting to realize that Ben is
kind of finding this amusing more than concerning.
Bobby's more concerned by this just because they outnumber them
like 4 to 2. And these emo kids definitely,
like, aren't hitting the gym every day.
But at the same time, like 4 to 2, it doesn't matter, like how
big you are. Like, you're not taking them
one-on-one. So like, Bobby didn't want
anything like that. Even if it's that emo kids
smoke, he didn't want it in the first place.
So sure enough, Bobby kind of looks at Ben and kind of gives
them a look of like, hey, like, come on now.
And and Ben is like, no, I'm going with this.
And Ben's like, all right, man, you know what?
Put a spell on us, bro? Like if you honestly like, you
know what? We're going to take the
punishment, put a spell on us. And the main emo kid looks at
them is like, dude, you don't want our smoke like that.
You don't want us to like drop a spell on you like that, bro.
You don't know our power. You don't totally get it.
And Bobby is just looking at them and Bobby kind of
completely freaked out at this point.
Not that they're going to actually put a spell on him and,
I don't know, curse him or something.
Bobby is just so freaked out by everything going on.
He just doesn't want anything to do with it.
So Bobby is like, I don't know, man, how about we just like we
stay here and you go over there and the emo kids like I'm not
talking to you, little boy, which like Bobby was like so
taken aback by this that the and Ben was like, you don't call my
friend that. Come on, If you're such a big
guy, little boy. And at this point, Ben says
little boy back to them. If you're not such a big guy,
little boy, put a spell on us. He points the guy in the back
and there's like a little emo kid in the back with like a
little magic wand or something. Mate, e-mail kid says.
You know what gentlemen? Gentlemen, I don't want you guys
to be seriously hurt. So I'm going to give you one
more chance to to leave the premises or my friend will put a
spell on you and one you will be cursed so badly that you will
not make it out of this park alive.
We have magical powers that you simply don't understand.
And Ben is looking at them and and Bobby is looking at them and
the emo kids are looking back. At this point, it's a class that
it's it's one of those classic Texas stand offs, like who's
going to shoot first? But instead of shooting, it's
either staying there or shooting your magic spells through your
wand or whatever. And you know, Ben was like, all
right, no, we're staying here. Put a spell on us, do it.
And the emo kid is like, fine, you've sealed your fate.
And all of them walk away. And at this point, you know,
Bobby and Ben look at each other.
And Bobby's like, dude, those kids are weird.
Like, I have no idea what's going on.
Ben is like, really? Is your neighborhood spawning
out the most MPCS in the world? Dude, like, this is crazy.
And that, you know, Bobby and Ben, we're probably going to go
back and forth a little bit about how weird these kids were,
but they were unfortunately interrupted by chanting.
So they look over and they see the emo kids like holding hands,
chanting like kind of like going in a circle, like kind of like
moving in a circle holding hands, chanting like demonic
tongues. At this point, Bobby's like,
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. And Ben's like, dude, this is a
comedy routine. Please, like chill out.
And this point they do like the chanting gets louder and louder
and it's kind of weird. Like, it's really strange.
It's like, they definitely been rehearsing this.
And Bobby is going to. Bobby admits to me that for a
split second he was thinking like, dude, well, these kids
actually have magic powers. Spoiler, they don't.
They're just weird, right? And by the end of the chant, you
know, one of the kids comes over the main one, grabs the wand,
starts swinging it around and starts walking over to them.
He's like like one last chance, boys, I'm giving you one last
chance to literally survive. This is I'm giving you one more
chance unless you want to, like if you want to leave here and
see your parents again. And Bobby was just in his head.
Like dude, this kids are legitly weird.
And Ben says, bring it on, dude, I wanna see the worst you have.
And Bobby was like, he admits he was a little bit concerned just
because, I don't know, just, like, the confidence these emo
kids had was kind of startling. And the main emo kids, like,
Fine, takes up his wand. He starts saying a bunch of
random gibberish and waving his wand in a circular motion,
pointing it at Bobby, Right. Or at Ben, not Bobby.
And Ben, you know, kind of looks at Bobby and gives him a wink.
And Bobby knows that. But you know, Ben's about to be
up to some mischief. And the kid is like, it does
like what is very clearly like the final motion.
And Ben literally like opens his eyes super wide, clutches his
heart and drops to the ground and doesn't move.
Bobby is like a little bit freaked out, but he also
remembers that Ben just like gave him a big wink.
And you hear all the emo kids, like some of them are in the
back. Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it
actually worked. The spell actually worked.
And the main emo kid has his look on his face like the most
scared look you've ever seen. The main emo kid was terrified
because for like a couple like for a good 30 seconds, the main
emo kid actually thought that he just killed this kid from his
like magic spell or whatever. So sure enough, you know, the
emo kid, like drops his wand, rushes up to Ben and he's like,
no, no, the spell, it was too powerful.
I should have held back. And Bobby's just looking at
them. And the e-mail kids, the other
ones are standing like talking to each other.
And they're like frantically talking to each other.
They are really concerned about this.
They're like, dude, do we call the cops?
Do we bury the body? Like, what do we do?
Like, what if our parents find out all this kind of nonsense,
right? And that's when you hear
giggling. It started as giggling, but then
it just evolved into laughter. And that's when Ben flips over
and is this, you can see that he's just been laughing.
He couldn't hold it in any longer.
And he gets up. He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God,
he fell for it. This is the funniest thing ever.
He's like, guys, you're not Wizards.
You're just weird. Go to look, go to that side of
the park. We're going to be here, and
there's nothing you can do about it.
And that's when I think the emo kids kind of realize that, you
know, they weren't going to scare them out of there, and
they definitely were not going to fight them out of there
either. So sure enough, the emo kids
are. They don't even say anything.
These kids are they're kind of, I guess they're kind of done
with trying to scare like Bobby and Ben out of there.
So they pick up their stuff, they get up and they leave.
And Bobby and Ben, you know, they go back to doing their
whatever they were doing before. But it really was just never the
same after that. Because like for the rest of the
day, Bobby, like Ben would just continuously make emo kid jokes
and Bobby would laugh and make them back.
So in fact, the rest of the day was better than ever before.
And this happened a long time ago.
Like this happened like four or five years ago and Bobby and Ben
actually can't reunited a couple years like about a year ago.
And literally like the only like the only thing they did during
their like when they reunited was retold this story and like
made jokes about it the entire time.
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I was going to everyone. Today we have a story of one of
the cringiest emo kids of all time.
So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.
We're calling today's subscriber who submitted the story, Brent.
So this all happened when Brent was at soccer camp.
And so Brent went to the soccer camp every single year.
And it just happened that this year he encountered the emo kid
at soccer camp. So anyways, this was just
another summer of Brent going to soccer camp.
His mom dropped him off and once again he was pretty excited to
go. Unfortunately, some of the
friends he made from the year before, they didn't show up this
time. So we kind of like was kind of
very proactive about finding people, you know, meeting new
people and trying to make some new friends.
So anyways, in the very beginning of soccer camp, they
had kind of a get to know other people type deal.
And all of a sudden, right Brent sees this girl and she was that
kind of like the girls soccer camp.
So it was kind of split up like boys soccer camp and girls
soccer camp. However, it was all under the
same umbrella of like the soccer camp program.
So they would eat lunch together, do non soccer
activities, but like the morning soccer practices were kind of
split up by gender like that. And so anyways, right, right
away Brent saw this girl Emily, and he immediately kind of fell
in love with her. Not actually, but was like, OMG,
lol she's cute. I'm going to have to, I'm going
to try and hit non skin. He's like, I don't know, he's
like he's gone to soccer camp. He's not trying to hit bro,
that's crazy. But anyways, right, so she's
going to be an important character later on, but for the
meantime, we don't need to think about her because someone much
more important comes into the picture.
So while Brent is thinking about like, Oh my God, look at that
girl over there. I got to start talking to her.
That's crazy. He accidentally bumps into this
guy and he look turns around. This guy is like, I don't know,
a little bit bigger than him, a little bit heavier than him,
just like kind of a bigger guy. And he's, he's got this like
long black hair that's swished over.
He's like, he's wearing like the standard soccer cleats.
But otherwise it's like this black band, heavy metal T-shirt.
He's got like black painted nails.
He's got like a spiky wristband on or whatever.
And he turns around, he's like, yo, what did you, what did you
bump into me bro? And Brent's like, oh, my fault.
Like didn't mean to do that. He's like, you think that I'm,
you don't think that I'm an alpha.
Is that what you think? Brent's like what he's like I'm
an alpha male. Just in case you weren't aware,
which I know these subconsciously were because, you
know, all betas instantly know when there's an alpha present
and Andrews or Brent's, sorry, Andrew was the guy from like 7
stores ago. Brent was like, what?
He's like, bro, do you not know what beta males and alpha males
are? Well, basically, beta males are
like, you and lame. And alpha males are strong,
powerful and dominant in the pack.
And with that, like, the emo kids does a big, like, swipe of
his big, long black hair. So like, his bangs would no
longer cover his eyes. It immediately fell back in
front of his face. He's like, yeah, just so you
know, kid, get out of my way. And the emo kid, like, shuffles
away. And this was Brent's first
interaction with the emo kid. So he's like, OK, that's cool,
man. Like, OK, see you around, buddy.
Bye, bye. So anyways, let's let's Fast
forward a little bit. After soccer practice in the
morning, Brent was actually one of the better kids there.
He was pretty good at soccer. They had lunch and then the
afternoon they had activities such as like this, like, I don't
know, like tag capture of like all kind of like random camp
activities. And today was capture the flag.
And Brent happened to be on the same team as Emily.
So immediately he goes over there, he's like, hey, how's it
going? Like my name is Brent.
Emily's like, hey, like my name's Emily.
Nice to meet you and Brent and Emily.
Immediately hit it off. They're having a good time,
they're talking with each other, they're enjoying each others
company. You simply love to see it.
And like, from very far away, Brent catches the eye of the emo
kid who's on the other team and is just staring him down.
For some reason. Brent doesn't really think much
of it. And then, like, you know, he
goes back to talking to Emily. So they're playing capture to
flag right now. And Brent, you know, runs over
to the other side, gets the flag right, and it starts running
back to his side. If you don't know capture a
flag, there's like this little penny on both sides or like a
little piece of cloth or something.
And while you're on the opponent's side, if they tag
you, you're in jail. But what you're trying to do is
trying to run over there, grab their flag and run back to your
side without being tagged. However, there was a stipulation
that it had to be A tag. This isn't tackling.
You can't push someone, you can't like, punch them or
anything. You have to tag them if they're
on your side. So Sam Brent is running over
there. Sorry, I have a list of names in
front of me and from other stories.
Brent is running over there. He grabs the enemy team's flag
and is running back to his side. And he's really close when he
just like immediately slams into the ground.
And that's when he realizes that there's a big guy on top of him.
And that's when he realizes that the emo kid tackled him.
So the emo kids like, nice try buddy.
Next time try not to fight to the alpha males.
And then it came counselor comes over and says, hey, hey, we said
no tackling you. You're on the sidelines points
to the emo kid. You know he's disqualified or
whatever has this did on the sidelines.
So alpha man. But anyways, right.
So the pennies returned, but also Brent isn't in like jail.
He goes back to the other side and the emo kid has to sit out
for the rest of capture the flag and Brent continues to talk to
Emily in the entire time. The emo kid is just like looking
over and he's like all angrily staring at Brent.
So Brent is now his official enemy.
Brent kind of just assumed that they were enemies because of
when he bumped into him and also when he got him disqualified,
which did Brent really get him disqualified or was it because
he's an idiot and jumped on him that's why he got disqualified?
Who knows, ma'am? But there was another reason why
the emo kid hated Brent. There was another reason that
Brent did not realize at the moment, but was very, very, very
potent. And it's going to be very, very
important for later on in the story.
I'm going to, I'm going to give you you guys a hint.
It starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Did you guys get it Starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Emily, I'm just going to tell you, Yeah, it is Emily the girl.
So emo kid likes her. ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk
for the rest of that capture the flag game.
The entire time the emo kid is staring Brent down.
Brent just simply assumes, well, this kid hates me for that
reason only. But let me just say that the
next week of soccer camp was the craziest week that Brent has
ever had. So anyways, right, his mom picks
him up. He goes back home.
His mom's like, hey, how was the first day?
And Brent says, oh, I met this really weird kid who tackled me.
And she's like, Oh my God, are you OK?
He's like, yeah, actually, I've barely any scrapes on me even.
But he seems to not like me. So I'll keep you updated on
that. So Brent is dropped off the next
day, and he walks over there. And that's when the emo kid, you
know, is just staring him down. And you know, Brent is kind of
walking over because there's a little bit of like a 5/10/15
minute period where the kids are just standing around talking
with each other, waiting for them all to be dropped off.
And then the kind of the soccer camp officials or camp
counselors would then split them up into groups, do soccer
drills, play games, whatever, standard kind of affair.
And he's just kind of waiting around.
And that's when the emo kid comes up to him and says, so
you're challenging my authority as the alpha man.
And Brent is kind of just like what he's like, I'll say it
again just in case your little beta ears couldn't hear me.
So you're challenging my authority that I that I'm the
alpha male of the pack. If we were wolves, which we kind
of are. And Brent was like, what?
If we were wolves as. We kind of are.
As I said, I would be the alpha male alpha wolf and you would be
the beta wolf and I would be banging your wife while you
watch Little Cook beta wolf wolf.
And Brent is looking at this kid and this kid is like like, no
offense, but this kid is like the opposite of what a
stereotypical alpha male would look like, right?
One of those red pit alpha males.
It just looks the complete opposite of that.
But anyways, Brett's not going to get into like a, you know, a
he's not going to like he's not going to rebuttal this kid
because like, what is there to rebuttal everything, man?
Like this kid has no argument. But anyways, Brent's like, OK,
and the emo kids like, well, you say OK, but remember yesterday
when you got me kicked out of the game, which you obviously
tipped off the ref and Brent's like, bro, you tackled me.
It's very clearly stated in the rule books that you're not
allowed to tackle anyone. How is this on me?
He's like, dude, it was so clearly on you because the ref
understood that I was the alpha male and I was simply asserting
my dominance, bro. And yeah, Brent's just like,
dude, the, the, the freak. Are you talking about, dude?
Like I, I, I paid him off with what?
The $5 allowance I get a week with what?
My, my, you smelly, stinky socks.
What, what do I have? And he's like, I don't know,
man, I don't know. Maybe he took his daughter in a
day because his daughter's so ugly she'd never get a date.
And Brent's like, was, was that a dis?
Like, does he even have a daughter?
He's like 20, bro. What?
And then e-mail kids. Like anyways, I just wanted to.
Let you know that I'm the F man. You're the beta man, I will do
you. What if when you have one and
sing and the emo kid walks away and Brandon at this point is
like what? Why, why, why, why Why is this
my life? Anyway, so skip forward to the
the soccer practice. They're put into groups and the
emo kid was in Group B earlier. So they basically split them up
into Group A and Group B. So the Group A is the better
players and Group B is the crap. I'm just kidding.
The players who are newer to soccer and the emo kid
apparently was on the like, was on the cusp of Group A.
It was on it was at the very top of Group B.
And because his performance was good enough, he was actually
moved up to Group A. Now Brent, instead of having a
morning to himself to focus on soccer, now had to deal with the
emo kid being, you know, thrown into the mix here.
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some drills with a soccer ball, and
they're kind of like kicking them around cones.
You have to kind of keep control of the ball while you're
running. And the emo kid, like, they
started, they said, OK, line up in the three groups.
And the emo kid immediately ran behind Brent.
And Brent kind of looks behind him.
He's like, what? An emo kid said nothing.
Brent, just letting you know that I'm the F of myth here.
And Brent's like, OK, fine, let's just do the drill.
So the ref blows the whistle. Brent starts kicking the ball
and moving with it, and the emo kid immediately runs up behind
him and trips him. He's like, oh, sorry.
And the ref's like, hey. And the emo kids like, it was an
accident, I swear. And the ref's like, all right,
be careful. And Brent is starting to get
really angry because like, you know, if you got an injury in
soccer, like especially if you get like a foot injury, he could
be out for the entire week. I mean, this is like one of his
favorite camps that he has every single summer.
He loves going to it as one of his favorite things to do.
And this emo kid for the second time in the last 24 hours has,
you know, caught like has gotten really close to causing him a
pretty big injury. Like, I mean, he could have
like, he jumped on him yesterday.
He ran behind him knocking him over.
What if he twisted an ankle? What if he like, I don't know,
fractured something in his leg? Like, it's not that hard,
especially when you got a big old kid jumping on top of you
every 5 minutes. It's difficult.
It's it's not that difficult, man.
So anyways, Brent, for the next activity waits to get into line
before the emo kid does because he doesn't want to be in the
same line as the emo kid. But it turns out that like
everyone else lines up and it's literally just Brent and the emo
kid waiting for each other to move because the Brent wants to
go where the emo kid doesn't go and the emo kid wants to go
where Brent goes. And the refs are, or they're not
the refs, but the soccer coaches are like, come on, come on.
Kind of like guys get into line and Brent's like, OK.
And he sprints to the end of the line and then the emo kid
sprints to the back of that line and the coach is like emo kid
says his actual name. Can you go to another line like
that? Lines too long.
The emo kids like okay, moves over one line and when the coach
turns his head, the emo kid literally runs back into the
line with Brent again. So when the coach turns around,
he's like, but emo kid, I said, could you go to that line?
And he's like fine, emo kid eventually goes to that line,
actually does that. So for the rest of soccer
practice, the emo kid tried to like bump into Brent, tried to
make his life difficult, basically was just being a big
butt the entire time. But thankfully, right, I know
that nothing really happened. He didn't bump into Brent
successfully again. In fact, the emo kid, most of
the time when he tried to bump into Brent, Brent would do some
like very slick soccer move, kind of like break his ankles,
not literally, but you know what I mean.
And the emo kid would like fall flat on his face because he kind
of like tried to run into Brent. And then Brent sidestepped him
and completely swerved out of his way.
ANYWAYS, though, things start to get a little bit more
interesting because throughout the next day, Brennan, Emily are
talking it up. It's very it's very like it's
kind of like the known thing for the camp that like those two
were kind of like the unofficial soccer camp couple.
I don't know if your camp's head stuff like that, but this was
true for the soccer camp and word was the like the two of
them, they were kind of kissed soon.
Oh my God, guys, isn't that like 12th base or something?
So sure enough, right, one of one of these days, so like a day
later, Emily and Brent are just sitting with each other at
lunch. They're kind of on like a quote
UN quote date or whatever. And that's when a girl comes
over and sits next to them and Emily's like, oh, this is my
friend Robin. And Robin's like, hey, guys,
like, I just want to let you know, Emily, that the kid over
there and points the e-mail kid is planning to ask you out soon.
And Emily's like, dude, I don't know that kid.
I've never spoken to him in my life.
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I know exactly who that kid is.
Emily's like, what? And Brent basically tells her
the story that I told you guys for the last 13 minutes.
And she's like, oh, my God, he's the worst.
And Brent's like, well, that would explain why he really
hates me too. Because like, not just that I
embarrassed him, but I've been hanging out with you the entire
time. And, you know, he probably knows
that we've been talking a lot. And Emily laughs a little bit.
And this one, Robin says. Dude, like, I'm serious.
This kid is gonna come over and ask you out within like the next
24 hours. He's gonna do it publicly.
It's gonna be really embarrassing.
Everyone's told him not to do it, but he's in his own world.
You gotta put you gotta let you gotta let him down nicely,
though. And you know, Brent was like,
no, no, be no mercy, no mercy. Make him suffer.
And he's like, Brent, I'm not going to make him suffer.
I don't know this kid, Brent's like make him suffer.
And he's like, OK, I'm going to be nice when he comes over.
I'm going to be firm. I'm going to be direct, but I'm
going to be nice about it. I'm going to be cordial.
And life is going to go back to what it was before.
So sure enough, right, Brent now realizes that the emo kid has a
massive crush on Emily. And Brent also starts to think
about it when Emily says no to him and when she starts really,
you know, hanging out with me more.
And when word gets around that we kiss, because we totally are,
this is in Brent's head, right? He's going to actually, like,
ramp up the craziness even more than it already is.
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So anyways, flash forward to that night or not that night,
but that afternoon. Remember when this is the like
the mixed gender just fun, more camp activities.
They're playing dodgeball. And sure enough, you know, the
emo kid and Brent actually happened to be on the same team
this time. So like emo kid and Brent,
they're picking up the dodge balls.
They're throwing them. You know, they're trying to
avoid being hit by the dodge balls and the e-mail kid walks
over is like Sup bro. And Brent's like what emo kids
like. I just wanted to let you know
that, like, I know that you and Emily or you have been trying to
flirt with Emily and it's been filling horribly for my sources.
At least that's what my sources said.
And I just want to let you know that, you know, I let you have
your fun. I let you play like the little
beta little lamb you are. But I'm actually going to come
in and as the alpha male, assert my dominance and claim what is
mine. Emily shall be my girlfriend by
the end of tomorrow, so mark my words and I will watch as little
tears roll down your face because you're so sad that I
took your girl. Oh, little Brent.
I'm so sorry, Brents. Like dude, she's not going to.
I've talked to her. She's going to say no like I
like don't do it, I hate you, but I know for a fact that
you're going to get rejected in front of everyone.
Emo kids like nice try little boy.
I know for a fact that my testosterone is 10 trillion and
yours is 0. So based on that alone plus a
billion other factors such as my manliness, my alpha maleness, my
swag overall levels, and a billion more things just she
will obviously say yes to me. And even if you 2 are fake
dating, she'll break up with you immediately to say yes to me.
I just know some things that you don't know.
Brent, get over it. So the emo kid walks away and
Brent's like, well, you know, my conscience is clear because I
tried to warn the kid not to do it.
I tried to warn the kid, right? I'm not a bad guy.
I told him not to do it. I told him.
I said I even gave him the benefit of the doubt.
So I don't like you, but I want to help you here.
He didn't listen to me. It's not my fault.
Whatever happens tomorrow, next day rolls around at soccer
practice. The emo kid for the entire
morning is like, Brent, Brent better spend the last moments
with Emily as you can because she's about to be my girlfriend.
Oh, and Brent's like, dude, shut, shut up, dude.
He's like, Oh my God, am I getting to you, man?
Am I getting to you, man? Oh man, it was so easy to break
your thin weak beta skin. Oh my God my words are hurting
you so much. I'm going to lick up your little
salty tears. They're so tasty and so good and
Prince like shut up bro, you're going to get embarrassed.
I can't wait for the moment. She better go hard.
Anyways, flash forward to lunch the moment.
So anyways, Brent is sitting with Emily and Emily's like,
dude, the emo kid, I can't see him anywhere.
And Brent's like, dude, he's going to ask you out.
It's happening. Get over it.
It's going to happen any second. She's like he's going to do in
the next day, which means probably now, probably now in
front of everyone. And you know, Brent's like,
that's what he said he would do. And Brent was like, Oh my God,
don't turn around because Brent was looking in.
The emo kid was walking over and what was he walking over with?
He was walking over with a boom box.
You already know where this is going.
And Brent's like, you know what? Brace yourself.
Try and have an out of body experience right now so you
don't have to deal with what's about to happen.
This is about to be bad, Emily, I'm so sorry.
And Emily's like, Oh my God. Oh my God.
And that's when you start to hear music.
It's the emo kids personal band. So it's like this heavy metal
rock band. So this imagine some like heavy
metal rock going in the background and the lyrics are.
Emily. Emily, why?
Why do you hang with losers like Brent?
Emily, please love me. Yeah.
It's just kind of like more stuff like that in the
background and the emo kid is like rocking out by himself with
an air guitar while this is all going on.
It is the worst moment of Brent's life because the second
hand embarrassment is so strong. He's basically getting first
hand embarrassment from the whole thing.
Everyone has stopped eating and turned around, including the
counselors. They're just watching this kid
bounce around with an air guitar with his like super long black
bangs flying around around the place as this boom box plays one
of the the crappiest songs they've ever heard.
The terribly mixed the worst lyrics basically saying the
Brent sucks and that she should be in love with him.
And he's bouncing around. And then after five whole
excruciating minutes and everyone at this point is
laughing and trying to hold themselves together.
After five whole long excruciating minutes of the
worst music ever and some like really bad air guitar and
bouncing around, the song stops. And the emo kid says, Emily, it
is clear who you shall choose. What is your verdict?
And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I don't know you.
I'm not going out with you emo kids.
Like, that's hilarious. What's your actual verdict?
I mean, Emily's like, dude, I don't know you.
He's like, dude, that's hilarious.
What's your actual verdict? And Brent's like, all right,
man, that's enough. Let's concede while we're
behind. The emo kid looks at Brent and
says, this isn't over, man. And he walks away with his boom
box and Brent's like, why did he say that to me?
I didn't didn't, I didn't dump them.
And Emily's like, dude, that was worse than I could have ever
imagined. And right.
So Robin, the friend who wore them, came over again and said,
look, I should have warned you about that.
I didn't. I didn't think it was real.
I didn't even think that that was actually going to happen.
I was told earlier this morning and I laughed.
I'm so sorry. I should take take anything that
you hear about this kid seriously from this point on
because Oh my God. And Emily's like, wait, Oh no,
we still have an activity tonight, like for the like this
afternoon. And Brent's like, Oh my God, he
said this isn't over. And sure enough, it was far from
over. So they get to the activity that
afternoon. So it was probably the worst
possible activity that it could have been because it was small
groups of charades. They kind of ran out.
They they had something else planned, but since it started to
rain, they had to go inside. So they're like, all right,
we're going to break you off into small groups of three and
we're going to have you play charades with each other.
And at this point, like they're like, OK, what are the odds?
Brent's like, what are the odds that I'm put with?
And the person says Brent Emily and emo kid.
And Brent's like, you got to be joking, man.
You got you got to be joking apparently, right?
Robin tells him this like later on, like once the camp is over,
apparently they e-mail because she was talking with one of the
camp counselors about everything that went down.
The camp counselor said that like once like it started to
rain, the emo kid went up to them and asked what they were
doing. Camp counselor said, oh, we're
doing groups, small groups of charades.
And an emo kid requested that his two best friends and him
were put together in a group. So it wasn't just random.
It was the emo kid, but Brent didn't know that at the time.
So Brent looks at Emily and Emily looks at Brent, and
they're both both, but they're both.
Basically just like, oh boy. And they then they both look at
the emo kid who has a massive smile on his face.
So all three of them go away to a corner in the emo kids.
Like Emily, I might have came on too strong.
And she's like, well, that's an understatement.
But he's like, I will show you the truth.
Brent, I challenge you to an alpha battle, Princess.
Like what's an alpha battle? You're such a beta for not
knowing what an alpha battle is. Beta.
He's like an alpha battle will be proof that I am alpha and you
are a weak beta. And then Emily will choose me,
and Emily's like I'm not. And he's like, wait.
Your your heart will tell you otherwise.
After the alpha battle, Emily's like, OK, I'm still not going
to. She's like.
God stop. Silence, woman.
And Brent was like, whoa, chill out, dude.
He's like you silence too. We're having an alpha battle
right now. So right, this is kind of looks
like they're doing really weird charades from afar, but the emo
kid is like, all right, let's form our best wolf poses.
Brent's like what? He said form your best wolf
poses. Now.
And Emoka burns like all right, all right, oh, emo kids.
Like that is the worst wolf pose I've ever seen.
You were definitely not part wolf like I am.
And the emo kid, this is really weird pose.
He's like, oh. My God I'm wolfing so hard right
now. This is the most e-mail thing.
I mean the most, the most alpha thing I've ever done.
Oh my God. At this point Emily is like
guys, you are both embarrassing yourselves emo kid.
It's like, no, you will see that I'm the most alpha I.
Swear. It's like, all right, let's do
it. Wrestle me.
And you know, Brent's like, what?
Emo kid jumps on top of him, just tackles him to the ground.
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right? And a little bit taller.
And Brent was completely taken off guard.
He's like, bro, stop, what are you doing?
And emo kids like, I'm out elfing you.
That's one of the came Counselor comes over and says, all right,
guys, break it up. Break it up.
Tears to the two of them party. He's like, all right, so we're
only doing this for 20 more minutes, but it looks like looks
like you 2 can't keep, you know, can't keep off of each other.
So I'm going to be joining your group.
Imagine how awkward this is. It is Emily and Brent to the
e-mail kid and a random camp counselor.
So they do normal charades, right?
And the entire time the e-mail kid is like sneaking in punches
to Brent's arm. He's like ow.
And when the camp counselor looks up, the emo kid puts his
arms behind his back. And the emo kids like, this
isn't over, man. And then the emo kid walks over
to Emily. He's like.
Emily. Emily's like, what do you think?
I'm more. Alpha, shut up.
Kid emo kids. Like, no, OK, well, OK, I'll
just be direct. Do you want to go out with me?
No. And the camp counselor was like,
guys, silence while I'm doing charades and Emily's like, dude,
I don't want to go out with you. How many times do I need to tell
you this? Emo kids Like, but I'm
definitely more alpha. She's like, that's not a real
thing. So the next day rolls around,
it's Thursday, and that afternoon there's no real
activity. It's just known as like the
soccer dance or whatever. And during the soccer dance,
there's one coveted slow song where anyone who has feelings
for each other might ask for like a slow song or something.
And sure enough, let's just jump to the dance because the emo kid
is like being a director Brent all day.
But that's not anything new. And sure enough, it is the dance
and they're putting on normal songs and Emily and Robin and
Brent are all together like dude.
And Robin's like dude, the emo kid is definitely going to try
and get that slow song with you. Like Brent, you got to swoop in
right away. Because at this point Brent and
Emily were like unofficially a thing.
They're only at camp for a week so they're not going to make
like a a long term relationship. Let's have kids, baby.
OK, OK, You know what I mean? But sure enough, you know, the
slow song comes on, and Brent's like, oh, my God.
And Emily's like, quickly. And you can see the emo kid
sprinting from the other side of the room.
So Emily and Brent quickly, like, get together in the slow
song, kind of like whatever. And Emily's standing there, and
she feels Brent being ripped off of him.
And the emo kid grabs Brent, rips him off Emily and tackles
him on the ground. And this is where the camp
counselors are like, OK, foul play, foul play.
They go in, they grab the emo kid and they like run a like
they, they take them off. They're like, all right, buddy,
this is like your third strike and you are out.
So they call up the parents of the emo kid.
They say your kid, your son can't come tomorrow.
He's like fighting this one kid again and again and you won't
stop. And so sure enough, the emo kid
was picked up, taken away and Branch and Emily finished off
with a slow song together. The next day rolls around.
It is Friday is only 1/2 day where basically the parents come
and watch a little like soccer presentation that all the kids
have done. And by the end of it, right, you
know, most people are packing up, Brent and Emily are gone.
And you remember the friend Robin from the beginning, one of
the camp counselors and Robin were like friends or whatever or
like friendly and the camp counselor counselors like do you
happen to know about that like emo looking kid?
Like do you happen to know what was up with him and Robin's like
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So we're going to call a subscriber some into the story
James. So anyways, there's a there was
a kid in James's class who we're going to call the e-mail kid.
He kept to himself. He wore crazy makeup in the dark
clothing and whatever. And honestly, doesn't really
matter what you wear. But he was also extremely
melodramatic. Like he would come and he'd be
like, society doesn't understand me.
No one gets me. I'll never fit in, man.
He he, he was kind of like one of those kids that kind of just
like would say this stuff and then would be like, why do I not
have friends? I'm just a melodramatic freak
all the time, Which I mean, I was pretty weird in middle
school. So like, I can't really speak.
But then again, hey, man. Anyways, so there's also a girl
in the I don't know, I'll just call her like, we'll just call
her Kate, right. It's name of my friend back
home. So anyways, James and the emo
kid unfortunately decided had to cross cross paths because they
both had a thing for this girl and this Friday, right?
So this story all starts like this weekend or not this
weekend, we'll say starts on Monday and this Friday, remember
not actually this Friday. I mean this Friday in the story
was going to be the school dance.
And the whole thing was like whoever got the slow dance with
this girl was basically going to like if you.
So the thing of James's school is if you slow danced with a
girl, you were basically dating her at this point.
You guys were practically in love at that point.
So it was a pretty big deal who was going to get the slow dance
and it was the emo kid versus James.
And this became very public knowledge.
Like the emo kid was telling everyone that he was going to
100% get the slow dance and people kind of knew James
because James is more popular. He wasn't like, I don't know,
some like really annoying popular person.
He was just like a cool guy that everyone liked.
I mean, at least according to James who submitted this story.
So who really knows, but we'll go with it, right.
So everyone kind of knew that both the emo kid and James were
both fighting for this girl Kate.
And Kate made it pretty clear that, you know, she was not
going to say yes to the emo kid. Like, sorry, unlucky life just
works out like that. But she was considering saying
yes to James. She was kind of just keeping the
truth was that she was going to say yes to James if he asked.
However, she just wanted to keep him kind of like on his toes
and. Questioning or whatever, right?
So, yeah, throughout that whole week, the e-mail kid and James,
they didn't really like, they weren't like in a fight with
each other, but they it was kind of like they were kind of like
rivals in a sense, even though they never had any direct
confrontation. And let's just skip ahead to
that Friday. It was the day of the school
dance. It was emo kid versus James.
So anyways, at this point, you know, the emo kid is like, you
know, he's kind of like he's standing in the corner at the
dance, right? Look, I was pretty awkward in in
high school and middle school when it came to those big
dances. But to be fair, everyone else
was as well. But the emo kid was kind of
taking it to a whole different level.
He literally was like slouched in the corner of the room.
His like long black hair kind of like down almost like, you know
that scene from the ring with that like the girl who comes out
the TV. He was kind of looking like that
chick for a second. So he was definitely not and
helping himself out in this situation.
And at this point, James and his boys were kind of standing like
together, whatever they were dancing to.
I don't know. I don't freaking know what they
play at high school dances. Maybe some whip nae nae by
Silento. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know, man. It's a middle school dance, bro.
I don't know how this works. But anyways, they're kind of
waiting for this slow song to come on.
Maybe some, I don't know, some like song by Adele or something
like that, Like the when like dude, I always try and like, say
lines from songs during these stories and I just blank every
single time. But anyways, yeah, so they're
all kind of waiting around there.
And it was eventually the slow dance song came on.
And remember, you might be thinking, oh, man, who cares?
It's just like a slow song. No, no, no.
What you have to understand is the slow song meant everything
to these kids. Like the slow song.
Basically, if you had a slow song with some girl, because
remember, they were in middle school, there's this was like
7th, 8th grade. So the probably the farthest you
ever went with a girl was like slow dancing or maybe holding
her hand if you were like crazy because you know, if you hold a
hand, if you hold a girl's hand for too long, there was a chance
you get her pregnant. So definitely not misinformation
from the Connor Pugs channel. But anyways, slow dance was a
really big deal. And all of a sudden the song
comes on and the thing was right.
The the emo kid was too busy kind of like sulking about
society in the corner of the room to react quick enough.
So James was like, aye, bro, like that guy's playing himself.
I'm going to go in. So James very quickly goes in
and boom, he gets there, goes up.
He's like, hey, like, hey, like, can I have this dance?
And she very happily says yes because she said like, oh, I
don't know if I'll say yes. She knew she was bluffing the
whole time. And James kind of felt pretty
confident about it. And even though she said, I
don't know, he was pretty confident because her friends
were like, yeah, dude, she's totally bluffing.
Like, I hate to expose my friend like that, but she definitely
has a thing for you. You're you're chilling.
You're in the green. So anyways, James goes in.
He feels pretty good about the whole thing, but let me just say
that the emo kid eventually looks up and then he sees this.
And the emo kid is not having it.
He does something pretty insane. So strap in and definitely
prepare for the cringe. If you have your cringe
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm actually going to fine you for
your own safety. So yeah, go ahead and buckle
that cringe seat belt. Because there was like a DJ
station and there was like a guy who was like DJ ING quote UN
quote. And there was like a microphone.
So like you can select the DJ could say like, hey, like 20
minutes till the dance is done or get ready for this hype song
or whatever. And other than that, he just, he
was really just a Spotify playlist.
He just like, he just edited the Spotify playlist, right?
However, the DJ let the Spotify playlist run on autoplay or
whatever, went to the bathroom. So the emo kid ran up to the he
ran up to like the spot or whatever.
He grabs the microphone, he stops the music.
First of all, he goes up to the Spotify, clicks pause on the
music and screams into the microphone.
Wait. And everybody turns around.
Everybody turns around and they look at this kid and they're all
kind of like looking at this emo kid who's standing at the front
of the room with like the, the microphone.
He picks it up. He's like Kate.
No. So at this point everyone's kind
of looking at this kid like, Oh my God, because they all knew
that like he wanted to have the dance with Kate, but like James
obviously got it. So they were like, that's tough,
man. Like life sometimes doesn't work
out the way you wanted to. Like that's this.
Unfortunate how that goes. However, you know, he goes up
there and he's like, he goes in the microphone, like he says
wait. And everyone turns around.
The music is off. He's like, Kate, may I have this
dance? And everyone's so confused
because first of all, he turned off the slow song in the middle
of the song. And also she was already dancing
with someone. And instead of just going up to
her, he makes a massive scene in front of everyone, grabbing the
microphone and screaming into it saying like, will you have this
dance? And The thing is right.
It's caused enough commotion that the guy, like the DJ that
was hired ran back because I think he was supposed to be
there the whole time, but he needed to like RIP a piss or
something. So he needed to go and he runs
back like over. He's like, give that back to me.
He like snatches it out of the emo kids hand.
He's like, sorry for the if, sorry for the interruption guys.
Turns the music back on like starts like not cursing out this
kid. He's a middle schooler, but
being like, dude, what do you think you're doing?
You can't just come up here and take this stuff like it's like,
if you do this again, I'm going to tell your teachers and you'll
be in big trouble. Or I mean, I don't know how much
trouble a a hired DJ can get you in, but you know, the emo kid
returns to his corner and literally just sits down.
This slumps into the corner of the room, which James felt kind
of bad. He felt a little bit bad because
like, James has definitely been in that position.
I say that very kind of liberally because James has not
actually been in a position where he grabs the microphone at
the school dance, stops the music and asks the girl out
unsuccessfully. He hasn't specifically been
there, but he's definitely been in a situation where it just
hasn't gone his way. So he feels bad man, you know,
feels bad man you. Hate to see it.
But yeah, anyways, James like continued on with the slow.
I mean, he's not going to stop his life because this kid has an
unlucky moment. Like, that's tough.
So yeah, you know, I will say there was kind of an awkward
moment because while, like, James is like slow dancing with
Kate, he kind of like turns around.
Like they kind of like turn around.
So James is facing the emo kid and he just looks up and the emo
kid is staring at him with like, the creepiest, most stalkerish,
most scariest stare he's ever seen because the emo kid is
slumped over like the girl from the ring, right?
It's just like staring right at him.
He's like, long black hair, like, covering most of his face
besides his eyes. And he's like, slumped over to
like, kind of like crouching over like an old guy with a cane
or something, but without a cane.
And James is like, hey, do you mind if we turn, like, 45° this
way or 90° this way? Thank you.
That's much better. So he doesn't have to see him
anymore. We're actually, let's do a whole
180. I mean, he didn't ask for 180
because he didn't want, like, Kate to be making eye contact
with him either. But yeah.
So that was a bit of a tough situation.
However you might be thinking, well, I mean at this point,
reasonably the e-mail kid must have realized that this just
wasn't his day and he must have just like given up, which he's
already, I mean he's already embarrassed himself.
Like he probably gave up after this point.
And while that would be pretty fair for you to believe, that
was unfortunately not the that was just not what happened
because the emo kid would continue.
Let me just say that the emo kid thought that if he if he had a
sword fight with James, that he would be able to win the honor
of his lady. I'm not even kidding you real
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story because the e-mail kid is not done.
In fact, he is far from being done.
So what happened after the school dance?
Like over the weekend, James actually met up with Kate.
They went to like go get dinner together and that's when they
officially started dating whatever that means in 8th
grade. Which means Oh my God, they're
going to sit together at lunch. Oh my God, dude, that's crazy,
right? But anyway, so James officially
starts dating this girl. Word gets around really quickly
and eventually the emo kid. I'm pretty sure at this point
the emo kid would have known, but by his next actions it's not
super clear. So that Monday is the first kind
of like lunch day that Kate and what's his name, James are going
to be having their first real at school lunch date, which is a
pretty big deal for the 8th graders there.
Obviously it's not that big of a deal in general, but hey, man,
let them have their fun. And so, yeah, he sits down like
he finds Kate. They sit down and they're at a
table by themselves and like, people are looking over and
talking and be like, oh, someone's dating, whatever,
right? And however, James, you know,
Kate is facing away from the door, but James is facing the
door. And James sees the door open up
and he sees the e-mail kid walk in.
And James is like this is tough as James feels bad.
He legitimately feels bad because, I mean, if the roles
were reversed, he would feel bad, Like, seeing the girl that
he really liked a week ago sitting with a guy who was low
key his, like, enemy rival on a date.
Like, that would be tough to see.
And James started to feel a little bit worried when the
e-mail kid starts to approach him.
Right, Starts to approach him. And yeah, So the e-mail kid
walks up to their table. And at this point, Kate also
realizes that someone's walking up.
So she turns around. The e-mail kid walks up and
doesn't look at James. He's not paying any attention to
James. He's actually acting as if James
doesn't even exist at this point.
The e-mail kid turns to the girl, Kate.
I forgot her name for a second. So it's Kate, I've been wanting
to ask this for a while, but since we've become so close in
the last couple weeks, which they have never spoken before,
but that is beyond the point at this point.
That is beyond the point. He's like, I was wondering if
you would like to go on a date with me, if you would like to
start dating. And James like, Oh no, he
doesn't know. How does he not know?
Because James is like, everybody knows, everybody told everybody,
but I guess everybody didn't tell the emo kid.
Of course they didn't. And Kate at this point is like,
oh, well, I'm very flattered. And emo kids like, well, if
you're flattered, then you should say yes, correct.
And this point she's like, oh, well, you see, it's actually not
great timing because I'm actually currently in a
relationship and emo kids like what?
How with who? And James is like, Oh my God,
this is this is so awkward. He doesn't know.
So James has kind of assumed that the e-mail kid didn't think
anything of the fact that James got like the dance with her,
which in all reality he was. The emo kid was kind of the one
who had the most common sense in that situation.
Because just because someone dances with a girl once doesn't
mean anything, right? But at this height, at this
middle school, if you got the slow dance, you are basically
in, you are locked in at this point, is what I'm trying to
say. So Kate has to go on to
awkwardly explain to the emo kid that, well, the guy that she's
sitting at right now on the lunch date with happens to be
the guy that she's dating and the emo kid turns to.
James looks at him, looks him down and up, like there's like
the elevator look when he looks at like the top of his head
looks all the way down and looks all the way up.
Turns back to Kate is like, really, dude, you decided to
date this guy when you could have dated me?
He's like, and just like he just kind of like storms out of
there. And James looks at Kate.
He's like, dude, how did that kid not know that we're dating
at this point? Like, I swear to God, all your
friends told everybody, like, and Kate's like, dude, my
friends didn't tell everyone. And James, like, if you ask
anyone at the school besides the emo kid, apparently they will
know. And Kate's like, yeah, OK.
My, my friends do talk a lot. And they're like, well, that was
pretty awkward. Hopefully nothing else happens
again. You might be thinking at this
point, Connor, the emo kid must stop.
There is no way he continues on. There's not a chance that he
continues, right? Well, well, well, well.
I got some news for you guys. He does continue and it's bad
because you might be thinking that Oh well, the emo kid
stormed off and he was done. No, About 20 minutes later, when
there's only like 10 minutes left to lunch, James sees the
doors open up again and he's like, you got to be kidding me
dude, because the emo kid walks through.
But this time he is like stomping towards James super
angrily. He runs up to the table,
practically looks at James, looks him in the eye and says
it's not over between us, it is far from over between US, and
it's like taking his little finger and like pointing at
James and James like OK, nice. Like I, I, I like, we do not
care. Like I, I, I, I.
Don't know what else to say at this.
Point like, OK, cool, nice. Like OK, what do you what do you
want me to say? And the emo kid after that is
like, you better watch yourself. It's about to get bad.
He like storms out of there and you know, at this point James is
like, OK, well, I guess that answers my question.
So the next day at lunch is where things get really, really,
really crazy. So he's sitting there with, with
Kate on his second date. James is enjoying himself, he's
having a good time with Kate. They're enjoying each other's
presence. They're they're doing well.
I mean, they're, they're kind of clicking.
So things might continue on, right?
And that's when the emo kid walks in and he's carrying like
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good sized sticks that he probably
found in the backyard of the school.
So in the backyard of the school, there's like a mini
forest, nothing too crazy, but there's like a pretty big forest
back there. And the emo kid must have gone
back there and like found two decent sized sticks.
He walks into the cafeteria with one stick in one hand and one
stick in the other. And James is just looking at him
and he's like, he kind of says, like to Kate, he's like, OK, we
got trouble. Kate turns around, looks at it,
and it's just like, turns back around.
Is like, what? And James is like, yeah, I have
no idea what's happening, but I guess we're about to see.
So the e-mail kid walks up to the table, like, kind of like,
waddles his way up and he's like, you.
And he like hands the stick to James and James like, like I
need a little explanation. What do you want me to do with
this? Like it's not super clear the
e-mail kids like you and I will have a sword battle and whoever
wins the sword battle will have the I will it will will win the
honor of your lady and will at this point, like Kate's like
what? And James, like, dude, what are
you saying he's like? Fight me, fight me to the death.
The winner gets your girl and James is like no.
And the e-mail kids like, oh, so you're scared of me Then you
know that you're going to lose and that's why you don't want to
do it. And James is like, well, I'm not
convinced I'm going to lose. I mean, I'm not an expert at
random stick fighting or whatever, but at the same time,
why would I want to even engage? Like why would I even want to do
it? And the e-mail kids like, well,
I mean, I mean, for the sake of your honor, bro, like, do you
really want to be known as the guy who chickened out because
he's a chicken? And James is like, well, I mean,
I don't really care, but I also don't want to be known as the
guy who went on who during the like the dance last Friday,
grabbed the D JS microphone and like stop the music to like ask
out a girl who was very clearly in the middle of dancing with
someone else and then coming to school the next day, super angry
with a bunch of sticks and try and like fight some guy to get
the girl that already obviously said no to him twice.
At this point, the e-mail kids like, so you're what you're
saying is that you're too scared to fight me.
And because you know you'll lose, James is like, dude, we're
going in circles right now. I'm not fighting you.
I'm not having a sword fight to the death.
Like, OK, I'm just not doing that.
In this point. The emo kids like, fine, well,
you're about to see me in my final form where I am the most
powerful. And James is like, OK, like,
word. And then the emo kid reaches up
to James and rips out, like, a strand of his hair.
And James is like, dude, like, that hurt.
Like, why would you do that? And the emo kids, like, I need
that for my wizardly spells. And he, like, laughs really
awkwardly and, like, shuffles out of there.
And James turns to Kate. He's like, dude, like, what life
choice did I make to get myself to this position?
Like, what did, what did I do wrong?
Like what choices did I make that got me here?
And Kate's like, I don't know, like this is kind of tough.
He's like, yes, why me? Like, why, why?
Like he just you just came up to me with a bunch of sticks and
says I want to fight you, right? And then all of a sudden, you
know, he just like pulls a piece of hair.
Like what? Huh.
Bro. I I, I, I I I.
Just don't know. I just don't know what to do at
this point. And Kate's like, yeah, I I don't
know. But like, I think eventually
he'll just get bored of whatever he's doing and give up.
So anyways, next day it is lunch, lunch once again.
And James comes in and he finds Kate and he's almost like they
sit down and he's almost like he, he's really stiff.
He's like not talking that much. And Kate's like, are you good?
Like, is everything OK? And James, like, dude, it's not
you. It's just the I just don't know
that kids gonna do today. Like, I'm not trying to lose any
more hair like that. That really hurt last night.
Like I was starting to bleed from my skull where he pulled
me. Like that was ridiculous.
And you know, Kate's like, yeah, that kids pretty weird.
Like, sorry you have to go through with that and speak of
the devil, dude. Because at that point the emo
kid walks in and this point he has a backpack on and he has a,
he has a smaller stick and he has he has a stick in his hand,
a smaller one and a like a like a spirit Halloween wizard hat
on. And James is like, you got to be
kidding me, bro. Like he was you got to be
kidding me. And at this point Kate's like
what? She turns around and she's like,
Oh my God. And the e-mail kid walks up and
she's and he's like, like, this is where you made your mistake,
James. This is where.
You made your last mistake. And he walks out.
He sits next to he like, stands up next to them.
He reaches into his backpack or whatever.
He takes out a piece of chalk. He takes out the like a a
plastic bag that has a hair in it, presumably what's it James's
hair. And he also has like a candle
set and a lighter. And he sits down on there to he
like sits down next to them. And so they had concrete floors
in the in the in the lunchroom. So next to them he draws like a
pentagram, puts a bunch of like candles around.
Like the pentagram takes James's hair, puts it in the middle,
lights all the candles. At this point, like this is
taking like 2 minutes to do. Kate and James are just sitting
there. They're looking at him
completely aghast. Like, what is like, just like,
what is this kid? What is this kid on?
Like whatever he's on, dude. Like maybe get me some of that.
Oh my God. No.
But they were just like, I mean, what are you supposed to do?
What are you supposed to say? So eventually the emo kid has
his whole, I don't know, his magic setup is all done or
whatever you want to call it, and he lights starts lighting
all the candles. He's like, James, this is your
last chance. Give me your girlfriend and I
won't put a spell on you. And James, like, dude, what do
you mean? Give me my girlfriend?
Like it's a it's like a mutual choice to be like girlfriend and
boyfriend. Like you're acting as if this is
like the the the 1600s or something and like, and like the
the wife is the property of the husband, Bro.
Like what are you talking about? And you know, he's like, one
more chance, bro, I'm about to put a crazy spell on you if you
don't give me your girlfriend and Kate.
This is when Kate speaks up And he's like, dude, like even if he
said that he was going to give me to you, I'm not going to be
like, I'm not going to be your boy.
Like I'm not going to be your girlfriend, dude.
And the e-mail kids like, well, I'm going to put a spell on you
too, dude. If you don't become like he
literally threatens Kate is and he's like, Oh, if you don't
become my girlfriend, I'm going to put a spell on you as well.
Which OK, I might not be the smoothest individual.
I might not be, I don't know. The one that has the greatest
pick up lines of all time, my tender ones.
Pretty funny. I did steal it from my friend,
but maybe I'll 5000 likes and I'll reveal it because it's it's
pretty funny, but it's also embarrassing.
But here's one thing I do now. There's a very decent chance
that if you threaten to cast a spell on a woman if she doesn't
become your girlfriend. She's.
Probably, probably not 100%, but probably not going to become
your girlfriend. I know I might be going out on a
crazy limb right now and I you guys might completely disagree
and maybe you found your wife of 10 years who loves you very much
from threatening her with magical spells.
I just don't think that's a great way to do it.
So eventually the emo kid finishes up and then he lights
the hair in the middle and then he takes his magic wand, waves
it around and starts saying a bunch of nonsense.
And at this point, half the like the the entire cafeteria has
turned. Is this like looking?
They've almost like circled around it like it was a school
fight or something. They've circled around it and
they're just like, what the Frick bro?
Like, Oh my God, like what's going on right now?
And eventually the emo kid like points his magic wand at at
James and is like ooga booga or I don't know, he's just saying
some nonsense. And like literally 15 seconds of
pure silence happened and then very clearly nothing happens.
And he's like, I'm going to give you one more chance.
I'm going to I'm going to count to three.
If you don't, you're going to explode because of my spells.
And James is like, I think I'm going to take the risk.
He's like 3. I'm gonna give you one more
chance, bro. Like I'm gonna give you one more
chance. And James like, Nope, I'm going
to take the risk here, 2. And he's like, yeah, Nah, I'm
good, man. Like you can go ahead with this.
If I explode, I explode. Like that's tough.
One last chance, dude. I'm being super generous right
now. Just give me your girlfriend and
we'll be all good here. And James like, Nah, I'm
chilling, bro. He's like fine kicks.
The emo kid literally kicks over his magic like whatever set
because I think he knew it wasn't going to work anyways,
which thankfully is concrete floors and nothing like
flammable because like the candles fly all over the place
or whatever. And he storms out of there.
He like storms out of there. At this point.
James sits back down. He's like, you know, maybe we
should go on days at night when we're not in school.
And Kate's like, you know, that's not a bad idea.
So the next day, Kate and James actually don't sit together at
lunch. They sit separately.
But yeah, so they they just, they decide that if they're
going to, like, do anything, at least for a little bit to do it
outside of school, like after school or at lunch or something
like that. But the e-mail kid once again
comes up to James. And James is like, Oh my God.
Oh my God, dude, Like what? What now?
And the e-mail kid, like he literally goes on one knee and
like, kind of like present, he's like, he's down on one knee,
puts his head down and says, like, I concede, I concede the
battle. You win.
Like, I just like, I tried everything possible, but you are
the better duelist. Like I honorably concede.
And in James's head, he's like, bro, he didn't say this, but
he's like, bro, you did not honorably concede.
You did the least honorable kids.
Like you did not concede honorably.
But at this point, James sees this as a perfect opportunity
for the emo kids to just stop. So he's like, all right, man.
Like, it was a good battle. It was really close.
And you'll get them next time. Like, honestly, James is trying
to be as chill as possible so that the emo kid doesn't come
back and be like, well, actually I'm going to try more magic or
something. And the emo kid stands up and he
like, kind of like, nods his head.
And James nods his head back. And the emo kid bows and leaves.
And yeah, after that point James and Kate actually were able to
do like lunch dates or whatever in school.
Again. The relationship lasted like 6
months. It didn't last crazy long, but
Kate and James are still cool to this day.
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Ty. So anyways, Ty was going off to
camp and this was his first time doing an overnight camp.
So he was a little bit nervous and it was kind of like a
wilderness based overnight camp, but they were obviously in
cabins. Ty's parents did it before and
they actually met at this camp. So they were really pushing for
Ty to go. But the summer before he just
said that he, you know, wasn't ready and was going to do it the
next year. And of course the the next
summer rolls around and Ty's like, Oh my God, I said that.
So sure enough, Ty and his parents ship them off to this
camp. Ty's a little bit nervous about
it, but they say, hey man, it's going to be good for you.
Trust me. Like I know it's scary, but you
just got to do it. So anyways, they arrive at the
campground and they go, they walk over Ty and his parents
walk over to the person who is signing everyone in.
And it's some like, you know, some 25 year old dude with a big
old goofy smile on his face. He's like, hey guys, welcome to
Camp Awesome. That wasn't actually the name,
but we're going to call it Camp Awesome.
Hi there, buddy. What's your name?
He's like Ty Gooden and he's like, Ty, let me see.
There you are, buddy. All right, so you're going to be
in Group B over there. And he points to this group of
kids and, like, one counselor, whatever.
And Ty turns around to his parents.
And his parents are like, all right, well, we'll see you in
two weeks. And Ty's like, mom, like, I
don't know if I can do this. And Ty, his dad, his dad kind of
sits down and say, yeah, you got this, buddy.
Like, you don't need to worry about it.
Like, trust me, the two weeks you're going to fly by and
you're going to have so much fun, you're not going to want to
leave. That's a guarantee for me.
And Ty's like, all right. So Ty walks over and he goes
over to Group B, and there's a big group of kids.
And you know, the counselors like, hey, guys, my name is Ben.
Don't worry, he's not the evil guy.
But hi, guys, my name is Ben. Welcome.
Like to the camp. These are going to be the guys
who are in our group. We're going to be in the same
cabin together. We're going to do a lot of
activity activities together. You can still meet people in the
other groups, but these are going to be the guys you're
going to be seeing all the freaking time.
So start getting to know each other.
Let's go around, do some names. And so they went around and did
some names and Ty was just kind of like observing, like, all
right, well, that person seems kind of cool and whatever, like,
oh, we have that in common. And then it kind of comes around
to this one kid that Ty didn't even realize was there until
like a couple, like until he spoke up.
And this kid had these like long black swooshed hair, right?
He wore all black. He had these like rock band
T-shirts, these big like black boots.
He had this spiky like and brace necklace type thing.
And by the way, if you kind of dress emo, that's totally chill.
I don't really care. As long as you don't act like
this kid, you're cool in my book.
I say this every single time and this guy was kind of just known
as the emo kid. And since I don't, I don't want
to give him a name because I will forget it and then it'll be
very awkward. But we're just going to call him
the emo kid from this point on. And Ty didn't think anything
negatively. He was just like, oh, this guy
really does put a lot into the way he dresses and he definitely
dresses with a lot of character. Ty legitimately had no ill will
or feelings of just like you, this guy's dressing different
than me or anything like that. It was just an observation.
And so later on, you know, they have like they go to dinner
together as a group and then afterwards they have like the
welcome to camp ritual, whatever.
They all sit around a big campfire and like they're like
inaugurated in the class of 2015 or whatever.
I don't know. This took that this took place a
little while ago, but anyways, right, it's finally time for
them to go back to their cabins to figure out which bunks they
want, etcetera, like that. So anyways, right, they get back
there and they're just ran. They the the the counselor dude,
who is their Group B counselor, right, who's also sleeping in
the cabins with them. It's like, well, you know, just
to make sure that no one feels left out, we've already assigned
bunks to everyone. So he said, all right, Ty,
you're in bunk A. He says so and so you're in bunk
B So and so you're bunks D and then in bunk D, which they're in
kind of like quads of four or they're in kind of like groups
of two, but they're bunk beds. So it's 4.
So in Ty's group of four, the 4th 1 was the emo kid.
So the four of them walk over, they go in their bunks, the camp
counselor say, or the camp counselor says, yo, if if you
really want, you can talk to your, your bunky about being top
or bottom. Don't doesn't really matter lol
doesn't really matter. And so sure enough, Ty and his
bunk didn't they didn't really care.
Ty was on the bottom. He didn't really care.
But anyways, flip over to the, you know, the emo kid and the
emo kid is like, you know, with this guy.
And we're going to call this guy Benjamin.
He's a throwaway name, but Benjamin was his bunk.
And you know, the Benjamin is like, hey, do you mind if I have
the top? And the emo kid is like, no, I
must have the top. I must keep watch at night.
And everyone just kind of went silent in that, that group of
three, they're like or group before, they're kind of like
Benjamin's like, all right, man, that's fine.
Bon Bonks cool with me. He's like, good, you've made a
good choice 'cause I will watch you over the rest of night.
I have spoken. Everyone's like, OK, a lot of
character in this guy. Funny guy, funny guy.
Anyways, things seem pretty normal.
Pretty normal until, you know, it's time for them to go to bed.
So anyways, you know, they, you know, they go and they brush
their teeth and then they get into bed and the camp counselor
guy comes around like, all right, Group B, Section A or
whatever. You want me to call you guys?
Let's call you the A squad. Yeah, we're going to have a lot
of fun in the next two weeks. Just make sure no leaving the
camp or no leaving the cabin overnight.
Make sure that, you know, you follow any rules that, you know,
we ask you to be nice and, you know, be nice and like fair to
everyone and just, you know, have fun.
Anyways, good night, guys. He walks out of there and so you
know the lights are turned off and they.
Ty in his Bach in his top bunk and also Benjamin across from
him. They were talking for a little
bit and the emo kid didn't really join in.
He was just sitting cross legged, but like kind of like
sitting very stiffly. So he was very much not going to
bed. And eventually they're like, all
right, I'm tired, goodnight. And they all kind of like go to
sleep at that point. And about 20 minutes later, Ty
has not fallen asleep because he's still feeling a little
weird. He's in a new environment.
He it's like dark or whatever. He's a little bit scared.
He's a young kid, whatever. He hears wrestling, right?
And that's when he hears steps, right?
And he realizes that the steps are coming from across from him,
and it's coming from the top bunk across from him, meaning
the emo kid, you know, is starting to walk down the bunk.
He's like, all right, well, there's nothing too weird with
that. And that's when he hears because
there's like a door next to like their cabin.
So there's like multiple exits from the cabin.
He hears the door open and he watches as the emo kid walks
out. So Ty at this point is like
what? So he kind of gets up and the
person above him is completely asleep, but Benjamin, the kid
from the side of him is still awake and he's like yo, Benjamin
Benjamin, he's like yo, what's up?
He said emo kid, because I may maybe said his actual name, but
we're calling him emo. He's like e-mail kid he.
Just walked out the door. Benjamin's like, you can't do
that. And you know, Ty's like dude.
But he did. So anyways, they both get up and
they both look out the window, but they're trying to do it
stealthily so that they're not caught, right?
And they see the emo kid literally just standing there,
standing there looking into the moon.
It is the creepiest, weirdest thing they have ever seen
because the kid is this literally freaking standing
there, bro. He's just standing there
observing the night sky. And they're all like, Oh my God,
dude, that's freaking weird. What is going on right now?
And you know, sure enough, you know, Ty and Benjamin were like,
all right, this kid is a little strange.
Make sure he doesn't like, strangle us to death or
something in our sleep. I'm a little freaked out.
And that's when the emo kid out of nowhere does that 180° turn
and turns right. Looking at the window time
Benjamin quickly jumped down there like Oh my God, DCS DCS
DCS So like Ty starts to look up he like peeks a little bit into
the window and quickly goes down because he sees the emo kid
walking towards the window and he's like, dude, dude Benjamin
he's walking towards the window he's like crawl back crawl back
to your bunks crawl back to your bunks.
So they both crawl out of side of the window and they crawl
into their bunks, and it's dark enough in the room for them to
do this without being super obvious.
And they're both in their bunks. And Ty turns around under the
like, under the, the sheets, right?
And he freaks out. And the emo kid is literally
standing right with his nose up against the window looking in.
And he's like, Oh my God, this kid's insane.
ANYWAYS, emo kid walks back in quietly, goes up the stairs
again and sits in the bed and supposedly goes to sleep.
Ty doesn't fall asleep for like another hour afterwards.
But eventually he opens his eyes to the camp counselor being
like, Ty, Ty, come on, come on, We're we're going to be late.
And Ty's like, Oh my God. And everyone else is like, yeah,
you slept in, man. Actually, everyone in this bunk,
emo kids slept in and that's because everyone was so freaked
out that they couldn't go back to sleep.
But anyways, first day activities, they go outside and
during the day, they don't totally have to stick with their
group. They're actually assigned to
random groups. However, a lot of people in the
random group will be from their group because they're just
trying to make friends within the group.
So and they also go to meals together.
So like lunch or dinner, whatever is together.
And so anyways, the first activity of the day is not with
the emo kid. It is actually like kayak slash
canoe or whatever, either or one of those two.
And you know, Ty's a lot of fun and they go back to dinner or
lunch. Sorry.
They go to lunch as a group together.
And Ty's, you know, talking about what he was doing.
And the counselor kind of went around the table and was like,
oh, so Ty, what did you do? And Ty explains, oh, so
Benjamin, what do you do? Benjamin explains, oh, so emo
kid, what did you do? And he was like, no, I prayed to
the overload. And they're like, oh, I don't
remember that being activity. You know, kids like it's not
it's necessary. And he's like, OK, anyways,
guys, so I'm going to read off the people in your next
activity. Because the way it worked was at
meals. So AG breakfast, the camp
counselor read off what group everyone else was in for
activities. And then at lunch, the camp
counselor read off what people be in for the afternoon
activities. And so the camp counselors like,
oh so Ty Benjamin and an emo kid, you're all going to be in
the group 7 or whatever. And that happened to be like
something with like wood tool making or something kind of cool
like that. So anyways, after lunch, they
all head in that direction and time Benjamin are like walking
together. However, the emo kid, it's not
like they were walking away from him, but the emo kid
intentionally stands like or like walks 10 feet behind them,
never breaking the distance. Like they always have 10 feet
between them and the emo kid never breaks it.
And he kind of walks weird. He walks very stiffly, yet he's
kind of like prop 4 to a 30° angle.
His arms straight shoot like straight down.
And he kind of waddles a little bit like a Penguin, but it's
very intimidating and very weird.
And Benjamin kind of whispers like Ben.
Ben. I can feel his eyes in the back
of my head or not bend, but Ty, Ty.
I can feel his eyes in the back of my head.
Ty's like dude Benjamin, I know, I know.
So anyways, they got there and the Cam counselor dude is like,
hey guys, welcome to woodworking.
It's going to be a lot of fun. You can make whatever tools or
whatever you want. All I ask is that when you're
using the this blade that you know I'm there and help you
guiding it. And also, if you want any, like
I don't know if you want any inspiration or questions, come
to me and it's all cool. So anyways, time Benjamin, sit
down. They're like, oh, let's make
like wooden knives or something. So they're given a pocket knife
and they're taught how to whittle away.
It's like always you got to face it away from you.
Never face it towards you. If I see you guys facing it
towards you, I got to revoke you knife privileges.
Not true. You're not trying to be that
guy, but it's part of the jab. So anyways, right, They look
over and they see the emo kid and he's like whittling away at
the spoon and he's or at this at the stick.
And they're all like, so eventually at the end of class
there or at the end of the activity, they're asked to go
round in a circle and say a little bit about what they made
and show it off. So ty's like, all right, well,
here's like a butter knife and didn't turn out that well when
everyone laughs a little bit and the camp counselors like, dude,
it's fire. That's your first time.
Don't even worry about it. Eventually comes around to the
emo kid and the emo kid is like whips out this like almost
perfectly whittled. Like this is like really
professionally well done. And the camp counselors was
like, wow, what is that? He's like, this is a wand for my
warlock activities. Nobody better cross me now that
I've access to my most powerful weapon of a wand.
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So Fast forward a couple days into the week and every single
day the emo kids been doing weird things.
So right now is a Wednesday. For context, they got there on a
Sunday night. So this Wednesday night,
Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of becoming like the side character
for Ty, Like he's becoming like pretty close friends.
And Ty and Benjamin are kind of like talking about the emo kid
and being like kind of tracking the weird things he's been
doing. But tonight is one of the
weirdest things he's done. So once again, Ty and Benjamin
have been noticing that the emo kid has been going outside every
single time, like 15 minutes after they go to sleep.
So Ty and Benjamin, they both get in bed and when the lights
are turned off, they wait about 15 minutes and sure enough, the
emo kid gets out bed and walks down the steps and he walks
outside and he walks to kind of this like big forest clearing.
So Ty and Benjamin, they both walk over and they both look up
and they look out of the window and they're looking out and they
see the emo kit. And normally he just stands
there blankly, but this time was different.
He was getting to work. They saw the stick that he made
and the wands then like the wand craft whatever class and or the
woodsmanship craft class and he takes the end of it.
That isn't point indeed where you do the spell and he puts it
into the dirt because he's standing on a pretty big dirt
clearing and he starts drawing the circle, this very big
circle. And and Ty looks over Benjamin
is like, dude, what on earth is going on?
Like, what is this kid doing? And Benjamin's like, dude, I
have no idea. And they look at it and he's
drawn a complete perfect circle around him.
And then he steps out of it and then he starts making lines
within the circle. He goes from the top of it down,
up, down, across, up. He's made a perfect upside down
pentagram. And if you don't know, that's
basically like a sign of like ship or the something.
So at this point, right, Ty and his friend are freaking out.
They're like, Oh my God, he's trying to like summon something.
And sure enough the emo kid starts like waving his wand
around in these weird directions and starts like spinning around
in a circle and making these like weird movements.
And if TikTok was around I bet Ty would have been like bro is
he trying to do a TikTok dance or something?
But anyways Ty and Benjamin are watching as the emo kid after
making the upside down pentagram just starts waving it around and
starts speaking like because they crack the window was
cracked open a little bit and they start hearing.
Like a real. Like some weird, OK, maybe it
wasn't as goofy as that, but he was kind of talking these like
weird tongues or whatever. And that's when they heard the
light flick on. Not in their room because they
would have I've seen that they heard the light flick on in the
middle cabin, the middle part or the middle part of the cabin.
That is where the camp counselor lived.
He must have heard or must have felt like some kind of
disturbance or something because they see the emo kid drop his
like grab his wand and Sprint out of there and Sprint so
quickly. He goes to the backroom and
that's when like Ty and Benjamin are like, Oh my God, he's
sprinting here. So they quickly jump into bed
and are, you know when, I don't know if you guys did this, but
like when you're, when you were up later than you should and
you're your mom is about to run into like open the room and you
just jump into your bed and then you just stay super, super,
super still. That was them.
Like it doesn't matter if you're sprawled out in a weird
position, you're staying as still as possible.
So they jump in, they're super still and, and they watch as the
door opens and the emo kid runs in and runs UPS up to like the
second bunk and just sits in there.
And that's when like they see like literally 10 seconds after
the emo kid gets into his bed, they see the light flicker on
and the, and the Cam counselor who's for cabin B or whatever
Walkson is like, hey, hey, hey, I saw something out there.
And you guys go out there and like, you know, everyone's
pretending to be like what? Like they just woke up.
The emo kid is really pretending to be like, what?
I don't know what's going on, bro.
And obviously Ty and Benjamin, you know, they're trying to like
pretend like they weren't up watching the whole thing.
And the kid on the very top of, like, Ty just is still
completely asleep. So counselors like, all right,
whatever. He's like, all right, Well,
remember, it's a punchable offense if you guys leave the
cabin during the night. Like, you will be forced to go
back home. And you don't want to miss the
fun retreat we're doing this weekend.
They're all like, all right. They're like, yeah, it wasn't
us. I don't know what it is.
And that's when the camp counselors, like, what?
And he sees, he looks outside the window, and that's when he
sees it. He's like stay here and he goes
outside and they all watch as he walks outside and he sees like
the the upside down pentagram, like drawn into the circle or
whatever, drawn into the dirt. And he's just looking at it.
And he takes out like his iPhone 4 because it was like 2015 or
whatever and takes a photo of it with like flash takes another
photo, steps back, takes another photo and everyone else pretends
to be asleep as they go back in. Next day rolls around and
they're walking to their first activity from breakfast and
time. Benjamin happened to be in the
same group and I was like, dude, the emo kids insane.
Like that was ridiculous last night.
Benjamin's like I've never been more freaked out besides the
first night, bro, like this, this kids insane.
And at this point they start talking about the camping
retreat. So I mentioned this like a
couple minutes ago when the camp counselor said, you guys, you
guys don't want to miss the special fun camping retreat
we're doing. So they stayed out in cabins,
but part of the wilderness camp, whatever.
At the very end of it, at the very like the last Friday night
to Saturday, they go, they hike out kind of far farther out into
the woods. They bring like camping
equipment and they kind of like camp out like that.
So they both of like Ty and Benjamin were a little bit
worried because that basically meant that they were going by
group and they were going to be out in the woods in tents by
themselves with the creepy e-mail kid.
So anyways, let's just Fast forward to that day.
It's Friday and everyone is kind of packing their little bags.
And the camp counselor for each group packs their leg supply
kit, medical supplies, radio, the food that they're going to
be eating. And he's like, all right,
everyone grab like everyone, like groups of two grab a tent.
And so sure enough, people pair up and Benjamin and Ty are
together and they grab this tent and they start walking over to
the campsite and time Benjamin are like Benjamin was like,
dude, I heard that like, you know, there's only like enough
tents so that like we have to pair up with someone.
And he said, I heard that it's random.
I heard that we don't get to choose who we pair up with guys
Like dude, that's insane. We already have friends.
I get in the beginning them assigning us stuff, but like we
know people now. This is the last day.
Like why would we need to bunk with someone random?
And they're and Benjamin's like, dude, I don't know if that's
true. That's just what I heard.
So eventually they get to the campsite anyways, so they get to
the campsite, right? And you know, they start doing
they set up, they're kind of like they sit around a bunch of
logs. So they they like light a little
fire and they've like baked beans in a can or something.
Then they also go out and they kind of like clear the land for
to put down the tents. They all set up a bunch of tents
in the group of two that they carried it over in.
And Ty at this point is thinking, all right, we're good
because I'm going to be with Benjamin because I mean, we're
in groups of two already. Why would they need to reassign
US groups? And so once again, they were as
back to the campsite. We're not the the original
campsite, but the little campfire they made.
It's getting kind of late and the camp counselors like, all
right, guys, time for me to sign you your bunk mates or your camp
tent mates and tying his head. It's like, no, no, no, no, no,
so Benjamin and so and so, so and so and so and so, so.
And you know, when there's like that one guy you don't want to
be with or something like that, and like you're being assigned
in a list and you and you don't hear your name, but you also
don't hear his name. And the number of combinations
starts getting smaller and smaller and smaller and you
start freaking out. Well, this is what was happening
to Ty until he realized that he was doomed before, you know, the
words were even said because the camp counselor went through the
entire list, but he didn't say Ty's name or the emo kids name.
And that's when the camp counselor said Ty and the emo
kid obviously said his real name, but you know what I mean.
And Ty was just like, oh, I'm not going to make it tonight.
I'm not going to survive. I better write some like my some
letters to my mom saying I love you because I'm not making it
tonight. Oh my God.
And Benjamin is just staring at him, like, and afterwards walks
up to him and says, hey, if you need help, Yep.
Like, we got to come up with some kind of signal.
So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to like, I don't like, I'm just
going to run out of there. And I'm going to run over like,
no signals, no nothing. I'm running over to your
campsite if anything happens. And Benjamin's like, all right,
that's totally fine, man. So anyways, Ty goes up to the
emo kids. Like, so looks like we're
bunking. The emo kid is like,
interesting. And Ty's like, yeah, man.
He's like, well, I guess you're one of my more favorite mortals
that I know The Ties, like, yeah.
So they both, like, put down their sleeping bags in this kind
of very cramped tent. And Ties is sitting there like.
OK. OK.
And they have this kind of light and it's like one of those like
battery powered lights. And the emo kids say goodnight,
tie and turns it off and ties like, like starts completely
freaking out. He's like, OK, OK, I can't see
anything but we're OK. And that's when he hears the emo
kid stand up and ty's like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No.
And the emo kid is like standing above him and he's like, all
right, well maybe I should just accept my destiny.
And that's when the emo kid, instead of striking him over
there at the rock or something, just leaves.
He opens up the camp tent and walks out.
And Ty's like, what? So Ty kind of like gets up and
he looks out. He sees the emo kid in the emo
kid is like standing or he's like crouching on all fours.
And then he starts howling, starts howling to the full moon.
He's like every, but it's like a really weird howl and ties is
like what? And that's when he hears the
kind of like the camp counselor who's with us be like, hey, hey,
who's that? You're not allowed to be outside
your campsite. And you just see the emo K go
huh, uh oh. And just sprints towards like
the sprints towards the tent. So Ty jumps back into his bed
and the emo kid who's not very coordinated, apparently, instead
of like jumping through the wind, like the the open flap
jumps right through the tent, so breaks right through the tarp of
the tent, cracks the entire thing.
The entire thing comes collapsing down and Ty just Ty's
was like has his eyes closed as the entire tent falls on top of
him. And that's when you hear all
this yelling and the camp counselors like what's going on
over here? Are you?
Guys, all right. And he just, like, starts
ruffling rum, rummaging through all the like, the rubble and
stuff. And Ty starts like getting up
and he pushes the stuff off of him.
The camp counselor was like, was that you out there doing those
howling noises? He's like, no.
And then sure enough, the emo kid is just standing there like
you and he says to him like you wouldn't understand what I was
doing. And the camp counselor was like
it. Well, I told you before that you
can't be leaving your tent during the night time.
Like after I said goodbye, you were supposed to go to your tent
and not leave it. You were out there.
He's like, I was performing a protection ritual and camp camp
counselor was like what? I was performing a protection
ritual so that everyone would be safe at night from the demons
and gusts of the underworlds. Camp counselor was like what?
And at that point, right, they just realized, okay, this is a
lost cause. And at this point, the worst
thing was that there was nowhere for them to sleep because the
camp was completely destroyed. The tent was completely
destroyed. So the camp counselor was like,
fine, you 2 bring your sleeping bags.
You can sleep in my tent. So the three of them are are
kind of like crushed in there. And eventually camp counselors
like, all right, you 2 are in here.
I'm going to sleep outside. Notioning shenanigans.
So it was the most uncomfortable sleep of Ty's entire life.
But eventually the day's over, he gets up, you know, they start
packing up their stuff and they're walking back to the
campsite. And that's when Ty meets up with
Benjamin is like, dude. Like what have like you're not
going to believe it. And Benjamin's like I heard a
lot of yelling are you OK? Ty tells him the story.
He's like dude that's insane. So anyways they get back and
Ty's think Ty actually had a really good time at the camp
minus the emo kid like cringe fest or whatever.
Eventually Ty's parents come to pick him up and Ty's mom's like
man you got to tell me all about it.
Like how was it? Ty's like it was really good but
it's quite a story. And so for the entire like 2
hour car ride back, Ty tells them the entire story and let me
just click on the video on screen right now.
I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it, do it.
How's it going everyone? I hope you're having a great day
because today we have a story of probably one of the cringiest
emo kids on planet earth. I'm not even kidding.
This is probably one of the craziest stories I've received.
So sit back, relax, grab something to eat, grab some of
the drink, and let's call today's subscriber who submitted
this story. Let's call him Oliver.
So this all happened back in the good old days of like 20/14/2015
when like goth, emo, all that type of stuff with like super
popular. And by the way, if you dress
goth or emo, I literally don't care.
That's a totally fine style. As long as you aren't an emo kid
like this kid, you're totally cool in my book.
So anyways, right, this all started when Oliver and his
friends were in the mall. And this was way back in the day
and Oliver and his friends were just kind of like walking around
in the mall. They were trying to figure out
something to do. I mean, it was a Saturday.
So I mean, who knows? Like, you know, I mean, like
they were trying to figure out something that they wanted to
do. And Oliver's friend was like,
Hey man, do you mind if we stop in Hot Topic?
Hot Topic is AT shirt store that sells a lot of store.
A lot of stores sells a lot of different types of T-shirts, a
lot of like trending stuff, a lot of like, and since, you
know, emo and goth was kind of trending at the time, they sold
a lot of shirts and a tire that really fit with that outfit.
Like you got like black T-shirt that says like society and then
you got like a a spiky collar. I don't know man.
But anyways, right, Oliver and his friends stopped in Hot Topic
and Oliver wasn't really there to buy something.
So he was kind of just walking around and chilling and he
accidentally bumps into the emo guy or the emo guy introducing a
new guy, emo kid, whatever will come the emo kid.
So anyways, right, this kid turns around and he's got this
like this black T-shirt on. He's got a spiky choler, spiky
collar choker type thing. He's got black pants, he's got
black shoes on. His hair is black and it's like
slicked down. So he has these like massive
really weird bangs where you can't even see his face.
He's like, watch where you're going punk.
And Oliver's like sorry man. He's like, wait, I knew you,
dude, you're from my school. And Oliver's like, yeah, I think
we're in class together. No, I've, I've seen you around,
though. Because Oliver's starting to
remember this one time he saw this really weirdo looking kid
who was like, man, no one gets me.
And so sure enough, the kid, the kid, the e-mail kid is like,
bro, I don't think you bumped into me on purpose.
I think you were coming for me in my hand.
And Oliver's like, dude, what? What what are you talking about?
And then e-mail kids like, bro, I think we both know that you
just hate the emo kids. And two other e-mail kids appear
it as some like peer basically appear out of thin air.
And they were like, what's this kid talking about?
Like what's going on over here? And the e-mail kids like, yeah,
this kid over here is my school and he hates me on purpose.
And he just bumped into me and it was crazy.
I, I, I, you can't do this to us, man.
And the other e-mail kids like, yeah, well, what do you have
against the e-mail kids? And this point, right?
Oliver Lewis literally just standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt
store because his friend wanted to buy a T-shirt and Olivers
head, he's like, bro, please hurry up and get that T-shirt.
But he says, look, I accidentally bumped into this
kid like this guy. I'm sorry, it's not on purpose.
You can trust me. And the emo kids, Like, no,
dude, I totally know what like a bump on purpose would feel like.
That one felt so purposeful. Like I literally felt the
purpose in the bump. It was crazy.
And Oliver's like, dude, what do you mean by that?
And the emo kids, like, are you getting aggressive with me, son?
Do you want to fight me, son? Oh, he wants to fight me, dude.
And at this point, Oliver's like, all right, guys.
All right, boys, have a good day.
Oliver goes over, finds his friend.
He's like, dude, I got I met a bunch of weirdos.
They want to fight me. I literally bumped into them and
like his Oliver's friends like, all right, dude, like that's
like, all right, we'll, we'll go, that's fine.
And then Oliver's friend sees this like pack of like emo kids
walk over and Oliver's friend starts cracking up.
He's like, bro, you can't be, you can't seriously think, wait,
these kids, these kids want to fight.
You. Dude.
They're not going to do anything.
They can probably barely walk here without fainting.
And the kids are, like, waddling over.
And the emo kids, like, don't think I forgot what you did,
man. And so sure enough, right, You
know, Oliver and his friend, they buy the T-shirt, they
leave. And, you know, Oliver is telling
his friends all about what's going down.
His friends, like, completely laughing.
They find it hilarious. And that's because Oliver thinks
himself, well, I'm never going to see these kids again.
It doesn't really matter, right? Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong?
Because this started one of the most insane sagas that Oliver
has ever has ever had in his life.
He was telling me that like, he's experienced a lot of crazy
things, but the story that is to follow what just happened is
probably the craziest thing that ever happened to Oliver ever.
So skip forward a week. An entire week has passed by.
Actually a little bit more because it's not a weekend,
Oliver. It's a Monday morning.
He gets up, He's like, Oh my God, I got to go in.
So, you know, he gets up, eats breakfast, gets on the bus.
It's just like, oh. My God, man, I.
Got is it already Monday? Dude that's freaking crazy.
He gets into school and he's walking to his locker all kind
of like half awake or whatever. He is his back, back on.
So he gets to his locker and that's when he realizes that
something, something's wrong because his locker is like
halfway open and like the lockers didn't have locks on
them, but Oliver always like closed it.
By the end of the day. He grabbed his backpack and he
would shut it all the way and it would close and he noticed it
was halfway open, which was weird because no other lockers
were halfway open. I mean, somewhere, but they were
very obvious. The people just left them open
or whatever. And Oliver goes up to his
locker. He opens it very close, like
very, very slowly. And that's when he sees a little
something in the background. You know, he sees a little
something in the very far back of his locker.
So he you know, he gets his like his iPhone like 3 or whatever
opens up his flashlight app or I remember when that was the thing
shines it. And sure enough, he sees in like
in the back of his locker in like black marker.
He sees a like a skull and crossbones like scribbled on
there and then said you're next fear us.
And you know, at this point Oliver is like what the what?
Huh, what what like what's going on here boys?
Like I don't why? And so sure enough, like Oliver
like hits up his friend. He's like, bro, did you do this
and his friends like dude, no, I'm not cringe.
And and Oliver is like, alright, well, if it wasn't you guys,
well then who could've like that's, that's really weird.
And remember, the whole emo experience with the emo kid
thing that happened at Hot Topic over a week ago was a pretty
crazy experience. But at that time, Oliver had
completely forgotten because don't forget that the main emo
kid actually went to Oliver's school and Oliver recognized him
from being in the hallways once. So Oliver didn't even think for
a second, like he didn't even think of the emo kids when he
was like, all right, who's probably going to be the one
like who did this? Who's most likely that like
probably went through and was trying to mess with me or
whatever. And Oliver just didn't even
think of the e-mail kid. So give it a couple days, right?
Couple days later, you know, Oliver is kind of like towards
the end of school and most people are gone.
You know, Oliver's just like waiting.
It's after class. Oliver's like waiting to go be
picked up. And then he's like, oh, shoot, I
forgot my backpack. So I don't know what happens or
whatever. So Oliver's walking back to his
locker, and this is where it's actually a little creepy because
he starts walking back to his locker and it's like he looks at
his locker and it's just scribbled in black pen like
nothing else. No, they're lockers.
It says his locker has all these black X's all over them and it's
done Sharpie or whatever but he's like okay whatever, this is
kind of serious cuz he looks around and no one else is around
him. So this is kind of weird.
Now he's definitely feeling kind of uncomfortable at the moment.
So he goes in there and goes to grab his backpack and he sees a
piece of paper sitting there. So he grabs the piece of paper.
He realizes it's a letter, but he doesn't read it yet because
he grabs his backpack. He gets on out of there and he
goes out of the school and now he's standing where, you know,
people are getting picked up or whatever.
And this is where he feels more comfortable to actually read the
letter. So he opens up the letter and
says, I'm going to try and read in the e-mail kid voice.
Don't think you could have gotten away from us, man.
The emo kids have not forgotten your sins and you shall pay for
them next time. Don't mess with the popular
loaders ever again. And then it had this like weird,
like Raven at the bottom. And apparently that was like the
emo Guild crust Crest or whatever.
Dude, I, I don't know. But at this point, Oliver's
like, Oh my God, it's the freaking emo kid that I bumped
into with the Hot Topic. That's the kid behind all this
or whatever. So he's like, all right, I'm
just gonna, next time I see him, I'm just gonna tell him to leave
me alone. And the kind of, I'm just gonna
scare him. He's full of nothing, right?
He's full of nothing. And so sure enough, the next day
rolls around and he gets on the bus.
And once again, Oliver isn't even really thinking about the
weird stuff going on, but he gets on the bus and he's half
awake and he's looking. You know how you walk down the
bus and you can see all the people sitting in the seats?
He looks in the way back and he's like, stops for a second
because he sees something that's very reckoned that he remembers.
Long black hair bangs in the front of the face.
And he's like, Oh my God, wait, wait.
That's the e-mail, kid. And all of a sudden, he hears
coming back the bus, Right. Hello there, Oliver.
Why don't you sit next to me and Olivers, like, how does he know
my name? Whatever.
And Oliver is like, alright, well, this is going to be
actually a great opportunity for me to sit down and kind of like
scare this kid and tell him to like basically to piss off,
right? So Oliver gets to the back of
the bus and he sees the emo kid and he sits there.
He's like, dude, I don't know what's up with you, but why, why
do you keep doing weird things to my locker?
And he says and the emo kids like so you've noticed, you've
noticed that the emo Guild has noticed your presence and has
decided that you are mortal enemy #1 and olivers like what
the emo kids like. So you must not know about the
Emo Guild. Well, someone so ignorant as you
probably would have known that anyways.
But anyways, the Emo Guild is the Guild of all the emails in
our area. They get together and since
everyone's a hater in part of society, we have decided to
Guild together and join our forces.
And if anyone strikes one of us, we will all combined and strike
them down 20 times is hard. And Oliver's like, all right,
man. Well, you struck pretty hard.
The locker ah scared me. Got me good Nemo kids like nice
tray Oliver, if that even is your real name.
Oliver's like, yes, that's my birth name.
And he's like, whatever, You don't even know what's coming
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So eventually the bus gets to the stop, the bus stop where the
school is, Oliver gets up and the e-mail kids like.
Wait. You must know that you are
facing off against the e-mail clad and you will not have any
idea of what's come in. And Oliver's like, all right,
can I at least get your name so I can know who I'm facing off
against? Ben.
I guess that is only what a respectable do list would do
anyways. So fair.
I am Sir Ben, the great wizard, Archduke nemesis, Leonardo
DiCaprio, the third. And Oliver's like, so your
name's Ben. Yes, Whatever.
That is my moral name. And Oliver's like, OK, Ben.
It is Ben. And he's like, all right, I
don't need to hear it. Fine.
OK, so Oliver walks away and it's like, all right, Oliver is
thinking on this. He's like, you know what?
These kids are weird, and they have way too much time on their
hands, so I don't really wanna see what weird concoction of
weird stuff they decide to put in my locker or whatever they
decide to do, I don't wanna see it.
So you know what? I'm gonna strike back.
I'm going to figure out everything about this Ben kid
and I'm going to have a little ammunition to I'm.
Not going to say blackmail him. But.
Blackmail him. It just is what it.
Is man, I'm sorry. Like they're playing dirty.
I'm playing dirty. Sorry.
So sorry if you don't, if you don't hate the player, the game,
right? So anyways, Oliver immediately
starts hitting up all of his friends.
He's like, do you know this Ben kid?
They're like now, I don't know this Ben kid one kids like yeah,
he's the weird e-mail kid. He's like, all right, what do
you know about him? He's like he's weird and emo or
something and Oliver is like, you're no help.
So anyways, Oliver eventually talks to his friend Stormy,
who's a girl. And you know, you know, Oliver's
like, hey, sorry, I'm trying to find this weird kid is like
trying to like beef with me. I just want to find dirt on him.
Do you know this kid, Ben? Stormy's like, oh, do I know
Ben? And Oliver's like, yes, yes.
Do you know something? Let's go.
And he's like, please, please tell me whatever Stormy's like.
Well, you know Kate, right? And Ben's like, not Ben, sorry.
Oliver's like, yeah, I know Kate.
So Ben, the e-mail kid guy, that's like being weird with you
is what Stormy's saying. Has a massive crush on Kate, and
Kate knows it. And, you know, Kate hasn't
necessarily said no to him yet 'cause he hasn't made any
advances. And Oliver's like, thank you,
thank you, thank you. That's all I need.
Can I talk to Kate for a second? And, you know, Storm's like,
yeah, sure. Like, whatever.
So eventually Stormy sets Kate and Oliver up.
And Oliver's like, hey, please. He explains the entire
situation. And Kate's like, look, Ben, the
EMO kid has been weird to me for a very long time.
Like, I used to think it was this funny, but he's weird.
He keeps looking at me. He keeps right, Like, he keeps,
like, professing his love to me. You know what?
I'll team up with you. We'll take him down.
Oliver's a static at this point. So basically, they come up with
a plan if the emo next time. The emo kids strike, Oliver is
going to find the e-mail kid and ask for like mercy and the emo
kid doesn't give him mercy and Oliver doesn't actually expect
him to give him mercy. Basically, assuming the emo kid
doesn't give him mercy, Oliver is going to say, well, I'm going
to give you one more chance to give me mercy.
And the emo kids, he's going to be like, what?
What do you mean? Like I have the upper ground.
And then all of a sudden Oliver is going to like pull out like a
basically text message conversation with Kate, which is
going to be fabricated about how like he knows someone perfect
for her, for her and how like Oliver's friend, who we'll just
call Bob now. We're not going to, we're going
to call him. What should we call him?
Oliver's friend Ryan is like perfect for Kate.
And the truth is Kate has like a crush on Ryan.
And Oliver's basically going to say, hey, if you do any, like if
you do anything else, I'm going to set up Ryan and Kate.
And Kate already thinks Ryan is super attractive and Ryan is
down to get with her. And I have all the power to
connect them. And you will never be able to
date Kate or yeah, you'll never be able to date Kate ever again.
And this will destroy the e-mail Kate.
So anyways, and after this plan is done, once again, Oliver is
walking back to his locker and sure enough, once again, like,
you know, and he reported last time all the like the the exes
and stuff, and the janitor came and cleaned it up and 1 he goes
to the locker and sure enough, there is this like crudely drawn
black Raven. And then it says emo get emo
Guild underneath it. And so, you know, Oliver's like,
all right, they struck again. Let's see if this kids on the
bus. So the next day, Oliver is
really hoping that the emo kid takes the bus again, because
this would be kind of difficult to go and find them.
But sure enough, the emo kid is sitting in the back with his
like weird super long hair that's like covering his entire
face. He's like, he's wearing like he,
he has this like robe today, this like black Cape or whatever
or something. He's sitting there and he's
like, Oliver, I've seen, do you want to sit next to me?
And because I don't know if you've seen your locker
yesterday, but it has a little, I don't know, it has a little
something on it. And Oliver is like, yes, Ben, I
know. I was wondering if we could talk
about, you know, maybe a surrender, my surrender.
And the emo kids, like, I knew it.
I knew you were weak. I knew you were sad.
But no, I will not show you mercy.
I will just not do it. It's not in the way of the emo
Guild because you're a part of society, freak society, bro.
And Oliver's like, look, Ben, I'm going to give you one more
chance to reconsider. And emo kids, like what?
Give me a chance to reconsider. You're asking me for my
forgiveness. I will not reconsider anything.
And Oliver's like fine, I know about Kate and emo kids like.
What you know about my love? I can barely keep a straight
face doing this anyway. Emo kids like.
You know about my love. And Oliver's like, yes, in fact,
I know more than that. You know Kate, right?
Well, I have a friend, Ryan. He's a good looking man.
And I was talking to Kate and I was talking to her about Ryan.
And I just asked her, you know what she thought?
And Kate confessed to me that she really thinks Ryan is so
attractive. And you know who's my best
friend? Ryan.
You know who Ryan finds attractive?
Kate. And with a snap of my fingers,
Mr. Emo Man, I could set the two of them up.
And you will never have a chance to date her for the rest of high
school or middle school. I don't care, right, For the
rest of high school. And I mean, it's not like that
Ben, the emo kid was going to date her anyways.
But the emo kid was like. No.
What do you want, you cruel beast?
You cruel monster. I don't know why you put my love
up like that. You can have whatever you want.
You can have my riches. You can have my gold.
You can have my Twilight limited edition series books and by the.
Other himself, you can have anything of mine.
And Oliver's like, dude, I, I just want you and your weirdo
friends to stop emo kids. Like emo Guild is not going to
like this. They'll know that I have a
weakness. I might be kicked out of the emo
Guild. No.
And Oliver's like, all right, well, if you're if they're not
going to stop, if your buddies aren't going to stop you and
your weirdos aren't going to stop harassing me, well, then
you know what? Kate and my friend Ryan are
going to be sitting in a tree emo kiss.
I knew. Don't say it, Don't say it.
KIS no SIN, no G. No.
Fine, fine, Oliver, you cruel monster, you can have whatever
you want then. Fine.
Well, fine. We'll do it.
No, nothing more will happen. I'll tell the e-mail Gil that.
But you surrendered to me and I was merciful because that's part
of the emo Guild. And Oliver's like, didn't you
say that was the opposite? It doesn't matter.
Oliver, I'm trying to work with you, idiot.
And Oliver's like, OK, you know what?
If this is true, Kate, you know, Kate and Ryan, you know they're
not going to be like that. But just so you know, if you are
one of your little emo friends, do.
Anything to me. Anything.
Kate and Ryan are a thing. Emo kids like fine, you drive a
hard bargain. I'll call off the attacks.
And from that point on, Oliver has never received another
e-mail style. I don't even know if you could
call it an attack, but he never received weird stuff in his
locker or weird in carvings and. The E-mail Guild.
Or anything like that. And he lived happily ever after.
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about probably one of the weirdest, strangest emo kids to
ever exist. So yeah, I don't know.
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Let's call her Claire. So this takes place during
Claire's class, right? She during school, she was in
class and there's this boy that Claire was talking to.
And she, you know, she kind of liked them, right?
Hey, man, it happens, you know, life happens.
Let's call this guy Ben because I'm not creative, man.
There's also another girl in Claire's class, and we're just
going to call her the emo girl. And Claire didn't know this at
the time, but she really did know this.
She really got to know this pretty soon.
But at the time, she didn't know that the emo girl had a massive
crush on Ben, right? And part of me feels for the emo
girl a little bit. Like, I've definitely been in
situations where in middle school I had a crush on this
girl. And she was obviously talking to
another guy that like, you know, would have definitely gotten
hurt, like I, I was not the one for her.
Some other guy was. It sucks, man.
It really does. I'm not going to say it doesn't.
However, it doesn't justify the actions that you'll see in this
video, which are pretty crazy. But anyways, right.
So this all started one day when Claire was talking to Ben and
she was sitting there and, you know, she's talking to Ben and
it kind of seemed like Ben was going to like her back and he
was very engaged talking to her. Like they were flirting a lot.
And this is when you know, Claire like kind of like spaced
out a little bit. You know, when you're like
looking at someone and then you kind of space out a little bit
and you look at all the stuff behind them.
When you're like focus of vision kind of changes and shifts.
So she kind of like spaced out a little bit and looked behind Ben
and she very briefly made eye contact with this emo girl in
her class. If you dress emo, this video is
not against you. I think the style is totally
fine. And I like you either way.
As long as you don't act like this emo girl, then you're
totally fine. So basically, right.
This girl had super long dyed black hair.
She was like a natural, like a brunette met like a year ago,
but then she dyed it all black. She wears all these like goth
skull rings or whatever, and it's kind of the style, you know
what I mean? And sure enough, this emo girl
that Claire doesn't really talk to just because they were never
really friends is just staring into like the pits of her souls
do like the pits of her souls staring into like the, I don't
know what I'm trying to say. She would.
They were just like deeply staring at her very, very kind
of like angrily. And Claire quickly breaks eye
contact because like, I don't know, man, she's, she's not
trying to like she's just like, I'm not engaging with this.
Like, let's hope that's a coincidence.
Claire completely forgets about that and goes back to talking
with Ben, right? And so sure enough, you know,
she's talking to Ben. She's like flirting, whatever,
right? Insert flirtatious conversation.
And by the end of the conversation, you know, the bell
rings or whatever. And Claire leaves to go to
either recess, lunch, another class, I don't know specifically
what, but whatever it was, she leaves to go and do it.
And the emo girl quickly follows behind her, like the emo girl
was kind of far behind her in class.
So the emo girl is like speed walking towards her.
And Claire is kind of thinking, oh boy, I guess that eye contact
earlier today was not an accident.
It was not like an A mistake. You know how you sometimes like
I know I'll do this, I'll like space out and not even pay
attention and then realize I've been staring at someone for like
5 minutes. I'm just like, Oh my God, I'm so
sorry. I swear I'm just zoning out.
And Claire was kind of hoping that the emo girl just happened
to be accidentally staring into her soul through her.
But yeah, it was not an accident because the emo girl walks up to
her is like, hey, we gotta talk. And Claire's like, okay.
And the e-mail girl is like, I don't know if you know this, but
Ben, Ben is mine. He is my boyfriend.
And I don't want to see you start talking to him.
And Claire is really taking him back because at first she's
like, oh, wait, is Ben dating someone?
Like, I've talked to all my friends and I'm pretty like, I
because, like, Claire made sure beforehand that, you know, Ben
wasn't dating anyone. So she could kind of like show
that she was interested and not get rejected or whatever.
And she was pretty sure that he wasn't dating anyone.
And also, if he was to date someone, Claire didn't.
I really think that the emo girl was his type, but she was like,
oh, so you're dating him. And the emo girl is like, well,
not yet, but he's mine. Don't question my authority on
this matter. You will.
You will suffer the consequences if you want to steal my
boyfriend away from me. And Claire's just like, what?
What do you mean your boyfriend? So you guys are dating or aren't
dating? She's like, well, not yet, but
like super soon. Like it's totally happening.
And The thing is, Claire, you're just getting in the way of this.
You're getting in the way of what is meant to be.
I was performing a spell last night and in my cauldron I got
like the spirits told me that Ben and I are meant to be
together. And if you want to get in the
way of spirits and magic, well then by by by all means, like go
ahead and curse yourself. But I'm just letting you know
that if you get in between Ben and I becoming boyfriend and
girlfriend and soon to be husband and wife forever, then
you will regret it. And the emo girl kind of like
hunches over and like shuffles away.
And Claire was just stunned, to say the least.
She was kind of just at a loss for words at this point.
Because it's not every day that, you know, you're walking around
and, you know, the e-mail girl in your class, if you have one,
comes up to you and says that. Yeah, by the way, the gods of
magic literally said that you know that guy that you're
talking to, that he and I are meant to be together and that we
are actually boyfriend and girlfriend, even though we
aren't. So stay away, bro.
And then shuffle away. That's just not a, you know, a
day-to-day occurrence. I don't know.
But maybe it is. Maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know. But sure enough, you know,
Claire kind of was like, OK, well, I'm not going to be
bullied out of talking to this guy that I like.
Like I'm not going to be bullied out of it, man.
Like that's just not that's just not going to happen, you know
what I mean? And Claire is like, you know
what? I think I'm just going to, you
know, keep talking to this guy. I think I just say him.
So the next day rolls around and the only class that Claire has
with Ben is the class that she has with the emo girl.
So it's not like Claire could really talk to Ben a lot in
other classes. However, Claire does talk to him
every kind of like lunch break. They get lunch together and the
emo girl doesn't eat lunch in the lunchroom.
So I don't think she knows or if he does, she's not trying to see
that. Fair enough, I guess.
But sure enough, you know Claire, you know Ben comes over
to Claire because they kind of were talking every single day.
I don't think that. I don't think the emo girls ever
spoken to Ben before, but they're they're about to be
boyfriend and girlfriend. Guys stop hating.
No, but so Ben comes over just like every other day.
And Claire was a little bit weird and Ben's like, are you
good? And she's like, yeah, yeah,
actually, it's nothing. Sorry.
I was just, I was just spacing out.
In reality, Claire was like, OK, this will be interesting because
she notices and the emo girl is intensely, intensely staring at
her right, just looking at her so angrily.
And as Ben walks over and when Ben sits down, her brow furrows
and her like she like lifts up her hand and like crunches it
into a fist of rage like that Arthur me more so like his his
first is all balled up like so. So Claire was distracted by
that, obviously, and she was like, Oh no, no, I'm, I'm just,
I'm just spacing out. So Claire and Ben, you know,
they continue to talk and you know, they did, they flirt a lot
as always. You know, it kind of Claire's
kind of getting a feeling that, you know, Ben's going to try and
make a move at some point kind of soon, just by kind of the
natural progression over the last couple weeks.
And you know, Claire's all for that man.
I mean, she was kind of like trying to put herself out there.
So the Ben would Ben would hopefully come around and, you
know, ask her out or something. Sure enough, you know, the bell
rings again and Claire is kind of like power walks out of
there. She grabs her bag quickly.
She's like Aha, bad, I'll see you in the next one because Ben
and her go to totally different directions.
So it's not like she can walk with Ben.
And so Claire is like power walking out of there because
he's like, all right, emo girl is coming for me, man, Like I I
because Claire wasn't looking at the emo girl, but she could just
feel it like she had kind of like the raid boss music going
on. She's like, oh man, I got to get
out of here, dude. Final boss encroaching,
encroaching, man, like I, I got to get out of here.
So she grabs her backpack quickly, like puts it on her
shoulder and starts to like Sprint out, not Sprint out of
the classroom, man. Her teacher would have been
like, stop running, stop it, stop.
But sure enough, right now, the e-mail girl was just as fast and
just as intent to be talking to Claire.
And she comes up to Claire. She's like, you didn't heed my
warning, You didn't listen to me.
And Claire goes, dude, I don't know you, but it doesn't seem
like you and Ben ever talk. I don't think you're going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend. You threatening me with your
magic powers or whatever is not going to make me stop talking to
this guy. Dude.
Like can you go away? And the e-mail girl is like,
fine, but just know that I will give you one last warning.
And Claire's like, oh boy, kind of rolls her eyes or whatever.
And the e-mail girls, like, if I see you talking with him again,
it is on site. And Claire's like, bro, what?
What? And the emo girls are like, stop
laughing at me. It's not funny.
It's serious. I will give you one last chance.
And this is your final opportunity to cease your
terrible behavior. Or you, yes, you, Claire will
suffer the consequences. And Claire's just like, oh, my
God, you. You can't.
You got to be kidding me, dude. Like, there's there's no chance.
So she's like, OK, thanks for talking to me.
Is that all? And the emo girls like yes, one
last. Chance.
Don't forget it. Don't you forget it.
One last chance. And once again, emo girl
scuffles off little spoiler, Claire does not listen to the
e-mail girl in the next day in class.
The e-mail girl does something completely crazy.
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looking strong. So you thought that that was it
for the craziness from this emo girl that going up and
threatening that the evil gods of spells and magic and wizardry
Wilks, she will suffer the consequences.
You thought that that was bad and no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no pause, bro. You're not even close to what's
about to happen because the next day it rolls around.
OK, I keep saying that like that's something crazy.
Oh no, the next day happened. Time is linear, raw.
But anyways, right, next day rolls around.
Claire goes into class and she makes sure that she's talking to
Ben and she makes sure that the emo kid it or the emo girl
specifically is seeing this. And Claire is kind of like a
little bit upset because she's like, you know what?
This girl is bossing me around. I'm not standing for it.
So Claire decides that, you know, she's just going to make a
move, like she's going to make a move.
So anyways, Claire is talking with Ben and you know, she sees
that the emo girl is at an angle where she can see both of them
pretty clearly. And so Claire looks at the emo
kid in the e-mail girl in the eyes.
This is a little mean, I'm not going to lie.
However, it is kind of justified since the emo girl was like
threatening to pull up or square up or like it's on site if you
talk to him or talking crazy or whatever.
So this is a little bit justified.
Not saying it's not mean, but you know, so Claire's kind of
like, oh, Ben, like tell me about you or whatever.
And what Claire does is she puts her hand on like a Ben's leg or
whatever, kind of like as an indication of like, I like you
don't go ahead and do this. I especially like you got to ask
people first. Like you can't go around just
putting your hands on people, bro.
I said Conor pugs endorsement. Don't don't do this.
But anyways, like, I mean, she was she already talked it like
she either way she does it and Ben it's very nicely back.
And Ben kind of like puts his hand on her chair, right?
You know when you're like in the movie, The classic movie theater
scene where it's like you reach your hand behind them to like, I
don't know, you know what I'm talking about.
And this, the emo girl legitimately snaps, dude.
She freaking snaps. And you're in that you're,
you're probably thinking she's going to go up and put a spell
on them or she's going to like go raw and like Sprint to the
bathroom to have explosive diarrhea.
No, none of those things are true.
You know what this girl does? When she said it's on site she
meant it because Claire one moment was like kind of relaxing
in the company of her soon to be boyfriend spoiler Ben.
In the next moment she was on the ground.
Do you know why? Because the emo girl freaking
tackled her. Dude.
The emo girl was got so angry at the sight of them.
Like basically they weren't holding hands, but they were
like same level of like romantic intimacy as holding hands.
She was so mad at that site that the emo girl legitimately got up
out of her seat, buckled her head down, sprinted like AD one
quarterback and knocked Claire out of like tackled Claire
basically. And it was like and started
hissing. So right now, Claire's on the
ground, the emo girl is on top of her.
Ben is sitting there in complete shock.
Like what, what, what? And everyone in the class turns
around, including the teacher because they were supposed to be
like reading a book or something in pairs.
They weren't None of this nonsense was supposed to be
going down. So the teacher is just like
what's going on over here? And the emo girl is like is like
hissing the entire time. Like I.
Told you it was. On site, stay away from my
boyfriend and Ben is just so confused and Claire's like
covering her face because the emo girl is like very faintly,
but still trying to like clot herds.
Like don't, don't, don't don't don't like what they're big.
Like, you know, kind of like in Pokémon like Meow, Meowth, or I
forgot the cat Pokémon that like Team Rocket has, you know how
that like it has scratch attack that does like -1 damage that
was kind of the equivalent of what like this is the emo girl
was doing to Claire. So no damage was done.
But it was very strange. And sure enough, you know,
Claire at the next moment feels the sensation of the emo girl
leaving her body, like being picked up.
So she opens her eyes and she sees the emo girl is literally
dragging dragged away by the teacher and dragged out of the
classroom. And Claire gets up and Ben looks
at her with this just this look of.
Huh. And at this point, Claire's
like, Ben, I got some explaining to you.
I got some explaining to do, and Claire explains everything that
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I got a story, probably one of the craziest emo kids of all
time, and I've told a lot of crazy stories.
So strap in, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call
today's subscriber, let's call her Luna.
So Luna was a tennis player and was pretty good at tennis.
And over the summer, her mom sent Luna to a tennis camp.
And this story starts pretty far through the tennis camp.
So the tennis camp lasted about one week long.
And on the last day, which was Friday, all the parents would
come and they would watch kind of like a tennis tournament of
all the kids who were playing and learning how to play and
getting better during the week. There would be a big tournament
that would have like, I don't know, a fake little trophy
thing. But the main important thing was
that there's a big tournament at the end of the week, and all the
parents came to watch. So this story starts on that
Thursday. So this is the day before the
last day, which is the big event.
And this tennis camp took place out of college, So they had
access to a college dining hall. And Luna and her two friends
were walking, you know, to go try and find a table.
And Luna's two friends said, oh, look over there.
Or one of Luna's friends said, oh, look over there.
There's a table. So Luna's two other friends, you
know, went over and sat down at the table.
Luna said, I'll be right back. I'm going to go get something.
So Luna walks over to the dining hall, grab something to eat, and
is walking back. And while Luna is walking back,
she's not really paying attention.
Like, she's kind of like, I don't know, spacing out or
looking on her phone or for some reason she's not paying full
attention to her surroundings. So unfortunately, she bumps into
this guy. And, you know, the guy had a
tray of food. And the food, honestly, it
wasn't even that bad. Like the food shirt, like a
little bit got on his shirt, but it wasn't like the entire tray
exploded all over his shirt. And his clothes were soiled and
ruined beyond repair. Like, yeah, dude, you got
sprayed a little bit. That sucks, but it's time to
move on. And Luna was like, oh, my God,
I'm so sorry. That's so embarrassing.
And like, she's like, like, I'm so sorry.
Like, I wasn't paying attention and this kid, you know, Luna's
looking at this kid and this kid is very clearly like an emo kid.
And by the way, there's nothing wrong if you dress like goth or
emo or whatever. It's a style.
And I think a lot of my viewers have the style and I don't
personally do it myself. That isn't my style, but I rock
with you if you do that. No hard feelings.
However, if you're like this emo kid, bro, you got to change some
things in your life. That's all I'm saying.
Because this emo kid looks at Luna, looks her dead in the
eyes, and then takes out a book. And Luna's like what?
And the emo kid, So he has this book in his hand and Luna
notices that there's like ancient Hilo, like Hilo Griffix.
Hi, dude. My brain is not working right
now. There's like ancients, like
letters and all these like symbols on the book.
Basically. It looks like like a wizard or
witch book or something. And Luna's thinking to herself,
all right, there's no shot that like, that's actually like a
wizard book or something. And the emo kid reaches into his
back pocket and. Takes out a wand, so he opens up
the like the spell book and he's waving his wand around.
He's like, you have made a great enemy.
You've made a great mistake bumping into me on purpose and
Luna's like it wasn't on purpose, man.
Like I swear to you, like I wasn't paying attention and I
apologize for that. I should have been paying
attention. You're right.
Like that's on me. However, like come on now, it
was an accident. I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what kind of nonsense.
Doobly, doobly, if you're doing right now, but he's like silence
mortal and he's like waving his wand around.
He's like hippity bibity bobbity Boo.
I put a spot something like super goofy, but like supposedly
like, I don't know, wizard tongue or something.
He's like BBD. Boo.
I'm like, OK bro, like let's calm down now.
He's like, there, you've been cursed.
And he slams the book shot with one hand, puts the wand back in
his pocket, puts the book back into his backpack, which he was
carrying around, or I guess not a backpack.
I guess it was like a tennis bag with a racket in it.
And the emo kid walks off and Luna is just standing there just
kind of like, what what just happened?
Like, can we just have like, a little pause and a rewind of
what just happened here? Because I don't think the like,
I really understood what was going on because there's not a
shot that that actually just happened.
So Luna goes back to the table with her two friends and her two
friends were like, what took you so long?
And Luna's like, well, I actually have a very interesting
answer that I bet you guys were not expecting.
So Luna tells them the story and they're like, one of them, one
of them was just like, Oh my God, that's crazy.
The other one was like, dude, like I know that kid.
Like I saw I, I was in a tennis group earlier this morning.
We're practicing 4 hands. I know that kid.
He was so weird bro. He was all like, OK, he did OK.
He wasn't like the other emo kid, bro.
I'm just playing around. But he was like all like in the
corner, hushed away. And when the coach like get like
said to him, it was his turn. He kind of like looked up at him
and flicked his long dark hair back, kind of sighed and then
like, you know, hit a forehand or something.
They're like that kid was super weird, but I had no idea that he
was like that weird because there's a difference between
being kind of weird and putting spells on people randomly like
that. Says who?
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Back to the story, it gets crazy anyways, right?
So the next day rolls around and remember that, you know, Luna
was at a tennis camp and on the last day, which was the next day
because this whole spell incident happened on a Thursday
and the last day was on a Friday.
So it was Friday, it was the last day and it was only like
1/2 day because the parents would come and pick you up by
the end of it. But anyways, right, there was a
big tennis tournament and all the parents came to watch, so it
was a pretty big deal. And so everyone was sitting
around on the tennis court and like, the coach was standing at
the very front. Everyone was sitting on the
tennis court and he was reading off his list of like, all right
guys, like thank you for all your hard work this week and
finally it pays off. Just know that, you know, win or
lose, like, you know, we just want to make sure you have a fun
time and that you know, I mean, there can only be 1 winner, so
you can't take it that personally if you don't win.
The most important thing is to like good sportsmanship and have
a fun time. And anyways, let me read off the
pairings. So the pairings were read off
and Luna had a first round match where she played against
another, some random guy or something and she was better.
She was probably one of the top ten people at the camp.
She didn't expect to win the tournament.
I mean that the other people there are were some people that
were much better than her and maybe they're having a bad day
or whatever, but Luna just wanted to go out there, have
some fun. So Luna's first round match went
down really well. She won 6263, which is pretty
solid win if you guys know 10. I used to play tennis a lot back
in the day. That's why I can tell the story
so well, at least the tennis parts.
But anyways, things get really interesting when Luno goes into
her second round match. The second round match is
against a familiar character that you guys may or may not
remember from earlier in the story.
Yes, Luna is playing the emo kid.
And let me just say that Luna did not forget the emo kid.
But very well, the converse is true too, because the emo kid
had not forgotten about Luna either.
Which means yes, Luna and versus the emo kid are about to play
after the emo kid put a spell on her and Luna's just looking at
her opponent like there's no way.
There's there's no way, man, there's no way.
So anyways, right, you know, Luna, So when, when you play
tennis, you normally like you will warm up with your partner
and then you'll get into playing, but basically you both
stand on two sides of a net just very quickly for people who
don't know. And so Luna was standing on one
side of the the net and the emo kid was like sulking over and
kind of like was all hunched over and kind of like wandered
over to the other side of the net.
And so Luna walks up to kind of like the net in the in between
and the the emo kid walks up as well.
And Luna's like, all right, like, do you want to warm up?
And Nemo kid is like insert maniacal laugh.
I can't do a maniacal laugh right now.
I'm just, I just can't do it. So insert like the most evil
maniacal laugh from like TV shows and movies you can think
of. And dude, out of all the
responses Luna was expecting, OK, Luna was either responding
expecting like yes or no. It was a yes or no question.
But out of all the responses that Luna was expecting, let me
just say them and not a maniacal laugh was not on the list dude.
Like it just was not on the list.
And so Lunas kind of thinking like okay.
And then the e-mail kid goes on to say like, finishes up his
maniacal laugh and is like, why would I need to warm up when I
have the curse on my side? And Luna?