1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,900 Imagine you're babysitting some kid and he asks you a really 2 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:07,100 obscure piece of Minecraft trivia and when you get it wrong 3 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,800 because you don't sweat Minecraft 12 hours a day, the 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:13,800 kid tax and bites you for quote, unquote disrespecting Minecraft. 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,600 Today we're going to Story Time of a Minecraft kid who bites his 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,600 babysitter aka the subscriber who submitted the story. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,800 So sit back, relax, subscribe if your new leave a like on the 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,300 video to claim your free, nothing with that. 9 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,400 All being said, let's jump right into it. 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,400 So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this 11 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,000 story Nico, because I'm just going Down through my middle, 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,200 school friend named list and Yesenia was Nico. 13 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:38,400 Had to babysit this kid. He was the kid of a mom that 14 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,500 Niko's friends was really good friends with. 15 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,700 So Niko's like, dang, I gotta do this bro, and his mom's like 16 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,400 yeah, dude, you got to babysit this kid was Nico. 17 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,900 Trying to do it? No, he also wasn't being paid 18 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:51,400 that much like his mom, but you're going to be paid $10, 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:56,700 which well, $10 is $10, but $10 for like 5 hours, bro, it's not 20 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,700 very good. Like, that's like two bucks an 21 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,100 hour man. That's some, that's some, like, 22 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,900 Not even close to minimum wage type, but whatever. 23 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,300 Right. You know, Niko's, like I got to 24 00:01:04,307 --> 00:01:07,300 do this for my mom, basically, it's her friend's son. 25 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,600 So, Niko's driven over by his mom and his dropped off and he 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,300 gets to the front door of the kid that he has to babysit. 27 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,200 We're just going to call him the Minecraft kid. 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,300 It's not super clear right now, but you'll see pretty soon why I 29 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:21,200 called the Minecraft kid. So, anyways, the Minecraft kids 30 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,900 mom gets to the door and she's like, oh, welcome in. 31 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,600 I'm so happy. You could do this. 32 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,400 I'm sorry. I was so last minute. 33 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,100 Like, thank you so much like you. 34 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:33,400 And your mom are a lifesaver here and it goes like yeah, 35 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,000 don't worry about it. I got you. 36 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,500 Like, where's your son? And she's like, oh oh he's he's 37 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:46,600 upstairs and all of a sudden you hear like, okay, I'm not doing a 38 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,700 really good job but just like kind of think of like the 39 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:52,800 Minecraft zombie sound like a, I don't know. 40 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:56,000 Like last time I said the zombie moaning but then that got really 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,300 weird because you guys were weirdos in the comments, the 42 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,600 zombie groaning. Okay? 43 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,600 Is that better? I don't even know. 44 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,400 That's better zombie noises. Where does going to say, 45 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,000 Minecraft zombie noises? So you guys can't be weird. 46 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,100 A, my comment section, God, leave a like for our one, all 47 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:13,100 the brain cells, I'll lose during the story, but yeah, he's 48 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,900 like he hears kind of the zombie moaning noise. 49 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:20,200 This zombie noise. And you know, Niko's like kind 50 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,200 of looks at, you know, the Minecraft kids mom in a look of 51 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,700 confusion and the Minecraft kids mom is like, oh yeah. 52 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:30,100 So I got to explain this to you and Nico. 53 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,000 For a split second was thinking like, oh she going to explain 54 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,800 that her son was bitten by a zombie from a secret CIA like 55 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,400 project and that he's an actual real-life zombie and for that, 56 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,600 she'll pay him five dollars more to deal with them. 57 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,900 But no, she basically goes on to explain that, you know, her son. 58 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:50,000 The Minecraft kid has started to watch and play way too much 59 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,800 Minecraft and he ones died recently in Minecraft to his 60 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,100 zombie and ever since then he thinks that he's actually a 61 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,200 zombie. Yeah, the Minecraft kid thinks 62 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:03,100 since he was like By a zombie in game that he has become a 63 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:06,100 Minecraft zombie in real life. But yeah, all he does. 64 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,800 I mean, he basically is a zombie, bro. 65 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,300 He's playing video games all day 24/7 at three in the morning at 66 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,300 3:00 in the afternoon. Minecraft everyday look. 67 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,200 Minecraft is a pretty good game but don't be playing at 24 hours 68 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,300 a day bro. Yeah. 69 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:22,200 But this kid basically is like you hear more like Minecraft 70 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:26,600 zombie noises and the moms like I'm sorry he might be a little 71 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,100 difficult but you know he's a good kid at heart and you here 72 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:35,300 Uh-oh, she's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 73 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,400 Right. Like not much. 74 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,400 I can do about that and he goes like, Oh that's fine. 75 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,400 Like, back when I was a kid. Like I used to play Minecraft 76 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,700 with my friends, like I was actually back in the day when I 77 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,900 like just came out to it was like really cool multiplayer 78 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,500 game or whatever like it, you know, I that's a good game. 79 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,400 Like, I love it, I respect it. Like, I can understand why your 80 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,700 son likes it so much and that's when you hear the zombie noises, 81 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,600 getting getting a little bit louder. 82 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,300 And that's when you hear see this, Because he's like on the 83 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:05,300 second floor, he starts crawling down the stairs and all fours, 84 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,400 which I don't know why he was crawling. 85 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,900 It's not like he thought he was a Minecraft spider. 86 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:13,400 He thought he was a Minecraft zombie, but either way, kid is 87 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,300 crawling down on all fours and is like, trying to do that. 88 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:21,200 Like, the zombie hissing noise, like I'm obviously doing a 89 00:04:21,207 --> 00:04:23,600 terrible job, but just deal with me, right? 90 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,300 And he walked, he kind of like, crawls down the stairs and, and 91 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,200 design the Minecraft kids, or I should say, the Minecraft zombie 92 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,300 kid. His Moms like, oh Minecraft. 93 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,700 Here he is. Nico that like, I like Minecraft 94 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,400 kid. Obviously says his real name but 95 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,700 Minecraft kid. I would like you to meet Nico. 96 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,900 He'll be your babysitter and Nico. 97 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,200 Looks at this kid, who's on all fours? 98 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:48,600 Who's in like a creeper shirt? It is like he's doing like 99 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,600 Minecraft noises like or zombie noises. 100 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,400 Like, what kind of looks at him. Says, hey man, what's up in? 101 00:04:54,400 --> 00:05:01,200 This kid looks at like Nico and goes The Minecraft kids moms 102 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,800 like sorry about that. You know, he's still in his 103 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,200 zombie era right now. He still thinks he's a zombie 104 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,100 right now. So sorry about that bro. 105 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,100 And he goes like all right that's fine, whatever. 106 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,000 And the Minecraft kid says something in English for once 107 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,300 and he's like I heard like I heard you like Minecraft. 108 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,100 And at this point like the Minecraft kids moms like Nico. 109 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:25,600 I'm so sorry. I really gotta go right now, but 110 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,600 it sounds like you guys are going to start a nice 111 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,700 conversation. So I'm just going to say 112 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,400 goodbye. Bye. 113 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,000 And he goes like what? Okay and she just like walks out 114 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,500 the door. I think Loki. 115 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,200 She wasn't even going anywhere. She just needed a break from her 116 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,500 son so she's probably like getting in the car. 117 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,100 Driving around the corner and then taking a power nap for four 118 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,800 hours or maybe she's actually doing something who knows but 119 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,600 the Minecraft kids like I heard that you like Minecraft and 120 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,600 Niko's like, yeah. I used to play it a long time 121 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,400 ago, with my friends and the Minecraft kid is like, you 122 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,100 better not be lying to me. Are you and Niko's like what 123 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,100 like why would I be lying, right? 124 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,600 A like that makes no sense. Like, yeah, I'm not lying, like 125 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,500 what are you saying he's like good? 126 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,500 Well, that means that you can answer my Minecraft trivia 127 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,900 questions and it goes like, oh, well dude, I'm actually not that 128 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,300 good. Like I used to play a little bit 129 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,200 of my friends back in the day silence. 130 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,900 You already said that you didn't lie so you should be able to 131 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:23,700 answer these easily and you know, Niko's, like okay, like 132 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,700 sure Nico is kind of expecting that the questions were going to 133 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:30,100 be like when you start the game. What? 134 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,300 It is the character you can choose like what are the 135 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,200 characters? You can choose between, which is 136 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,600 like Steve and Alex like I mean, maybe like he didn't even know 137 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,000 about Alex at this time because the only played when Steve was 138 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,300 the option Loki. Like I bet Nico only played like 139 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,600 Minecraft Pocket Edition light or something. 140 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:48,500 That was a game. I used to play back when I was 141 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:52,300 like 12 or whatever Fire game, it was free to but anyways. 142 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,800 Yeah so you know the Minecraft kid instead of asking him really 143 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,000 basic questions, his first question. 144 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,100 He's like first, you must answer all three. 145 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:03,900 Correctly to be granted access to the dungeon, which, I guess 146 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,700 the dungeon was like his room or whatever, so he could show off 147 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:10,300 his like, Lego Star Wars stuff, but he's like first question. 148 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:15,900 When you play someone in Minecraft PVP, what is what are 149 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,200 the three items that are most useful? 150 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:21,300 First of all, it's kind of a subjective question, but like 151 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,300 Nico was like, Minecraft, PVP. He's like when you fight time on 152 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:28,600 a Minecraft player versus player, obviously, and he goes 153 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:33,000 like well, I think a swords pretty good and he goes right on 154 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:40,500 that then he's like, like, like steak and blocks the Minecraft 155 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:45,000 kids like Me wrong. You want a fishing rod for 156 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,900 proper knock-back. And then you also want golden 157 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,700 apples for fast recovery. You are wrong. 158 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,100 And your first question, let's see if you can redeem yourself 159 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,200 question. Number 2 and at this point you 160 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,600 go was kind of thinking to himself, like, bro, I don't know 161 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,400 this game, bro. Like what? 162 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:03,400 What do you expect from me? Dude, I don't know this game and 163 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,800 I've told you many times, I don't know this game, I don't 164 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,200 know what I'm doing. I do, I like I don't play this 165 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,500 game. This is like someone who like 166 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,800 has played college. Duty once and then eight years 167 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,000 later, they go to their final exam and math and it's like the 168 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,900 teachers I. All right guys, whatever you 169 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:21,000 learn this year, like the quadratic equations, the all the 170 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,200 differential calculus. You don't even need to worry 171 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,600 about that. We just gotta I just gotta ask 172 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,400 you technical questions about Call of Duty Modern Warfare. 173 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,000 It's like wait, hold up a second. 174 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,400 How do you expect me to get these answers, bro? 175 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:35,900 But yeah, so, he's like me next question, you have a chance to 176 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:40,100 redeem yourself ever since version 1.7 point six. 177 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:42,000 I don't I don't know. I'm this I'm just saying stuff 178 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,900 at this point. He's like what is like at what 179 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,800 why level do diamonds spawn at most? 180 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,300 I think the answers like 15 to 20. 181 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,900 That might be totally wrong but that used to be the case it was 182 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,500 like a little bit above Bedrock. I remember this. 183 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,500 And at this point Nico didn't even like understand how many 184 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,000 layers there were. I think Lenny played back in the 185 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,400 day like Adam didn't even spawn all that way down. 186 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:10,500 So he's like isn't it like right below the surface which is kind 187 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,600 of disproved? Like he has not played this game 188 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,900 in a long time and the my craft kits like know diamonds are not 189 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,700 just below the surface, that's ridiculous. 190 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,300 He's like honestly having a bit of a freaking break down 191 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,600 meltdown freak out moment right now, which they're all kind of 192 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,700 dislike bro. What's going on right now? 193 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,600 And Niko's like okay, bro. Like I obviously don't know the 194 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,900 game that well, like maybe we can talk about something else, 195 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:37,500 just like silence. I will give you one chance the 196 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:41,900 final question. What is the end? 197 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,600 What is like the final boss in Minecraft? 198 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,400 And bro, I'm not even gonna lie, this question isn't that bad? 199 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,600 It's pretty clearly the Ender Dragon sure like, okay and all 200 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,500 fairness, I have played a lot of Minecraft, I used to love it 201 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,000 back in the day and then I really got back into the game, 202 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,400 over 20 20. And then I just, you know, 203 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,200 started a YouTube channel, which was basically around Minecraft 204 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,800 and then it kind of turned into this and I still use Minecraft 205 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,800 from us, my background gameplay. So, yeah, maybe I'm a little 206 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,000 biased, but I even feel like back when I Played it a little 207 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,100 bit back. When I was only aware of it, I 208 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,800 knew about Steve, I knew about Creepers, I knew about Herobrine 209 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,200 and I knew about the Ender Dragon. 210 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,300 I feel like you don't need to know much about Minecraft to 211 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:21,400 know about those four things, right? 212 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,700 And I guess less. So now kids don't know about 213 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:27,300 Herobrine, but bro, if you want a bit of a Nostalgia trip, and 214 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,300 you're about my age, just look up the old like, Herobrine 215 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,300 siding videos on YouTube, those are crazy. 216 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:36,100 But anyways, right, Nico really did not play a lot of Minecraft. 217 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,500 I mean, I'm pretty impressed. He's able to answer the first 218 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,800 question, as well as Dead. But he was like I don't know the 219 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:47,500 creeper and when bro it's like an Eco insulted the Minecraft 220 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:51,000 kids mother because the Minecraft kids reaction to Nico 221 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,700 saying that the final boss in Minecraft was the creeper was 222 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:59,500 like no not like this kid was freaking out like this kid was 223 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,700 having a full-on breakdown. It says if like you took his 224 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:06,900 like computer and smashed it on the ground bro it's as if you 225 00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:09,200 took us PS4 and threw it out the window. 226 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,800 Do it says, if I don't know, you took your dog, his dog shaved 227 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,800 all the hair off, renamed it and said, this is my dog now. 228 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,400 Like kid was freaking out right now and like Niko's like, oh 229 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,000 like I'm sorry, I thought the creepers were like the final 230 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,800 boss or something like yeah. Oh no, it's the Ender Dragon, 231 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,700 you idiot. It is. 232 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,800 So clearly the Ender Dragon. I feel like you're just trying 233 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,000 to make me mad at this point and he goes like, bro. 234 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,300 I swear. It's just it's like, not that 235 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,000 deep, Bro. Like, you got to trust me on 236 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 this. It's simply not that deep in the 237 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,100 Mine, Craft kits. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. 238 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:49,400 You can't just be saying that you don't understand what you 239 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,400 just did. In the Minecraft. 240 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:55,000 Kid kind of likes goes into like Ulf goes back down on all fours 241 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,600 because he was standing up for a second and he likes Skillet. 242 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,400 You know kind of like the position that frog sit in there. 243 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,200 Like their hind legs are almost like cocked in front of them 244 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,400 almost to like spring being a perfect position to like spring 245 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,500 up. The Minecraft kid starts saying 246 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,300 charge. Aging spring attack and Niko's 247 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,400 like, bro. Like what are you doing? 248 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,500 Sorry, I just dropped my phone. That's why it sounds like the 249 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,800 whole thing exploded for a second. 250 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,400 Yeah, so he's like bro, like what are you doing over here? 251 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,800 And this the Minecraft kids, I charging my spring attack and 252 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,200 he's like, spring attack. What do you mean in like the 253 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,300 middle of saying, like what do you mean by that? 254 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:35,700 He sees the Minecraft kid jump at him with his like a mouth 255 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:39,100 open and it looked like you was like going for the face. 256 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,500 Like Minecraft kid was going for it. 257 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:45,100 So like Nico obviously kind of like has a reflex to like cover 258 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:49,000 like he's like whoa yeah outstanding he like extends his 259 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,900 forearm a little bit or whatever to kind of like block did like 260 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,800 they attack or whatever. And sure enough, you know, the 261 00:12:55,800 --> 00:13:01,400 Minecraft kid latches on with his teeth sinks into his forearm 262 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,300 and because I got in the Minecraft because I just Chomps 263 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,400 in, right? It is Chomps in and he's just 264 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,000 like, you know, Niko's like, what are you doing? 265 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,400 And the Minecraft kids like mumbling. 266 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:17,600 He's like, he's like crunk while point. 267 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:21,700 He's like, what are you saying? Is, like milk or a fucking. 268 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,600 He's like, because remember this, kids teeth are like fully 269 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,500 like sunk into his like, arm, at this point. 270 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:31,200 So yeah, you're not understanding anything as is not 271 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,300 going to happen, right? And Sony comes just like what's 272 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,500 like, why are you biting me real quick if you made it this far 273 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,800 into the video comment? Down below, that will be the 274 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,200 secret word of the day. And also I'll try too hard, a 275 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,300 bunch of those comments. So if you want to farm some 276 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,400 parts of the channel, not a bad place to start. 277 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,700 Also, if you want to support the channel, one of the best things 278 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:54,500 you can do is watch old videos, just binge watch the old stories 279 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,800 and a super easy. Way to do that is through my 280 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,500 playlist of the storytime playlist which has all the 281 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,000 stories, I will be linking it in the pin, comment down below. 282 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,500 So if you want to help me out just put on that playlist while 283 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,600 you're doing something else and let me know in the comment 284 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,200 section. What you're Doing while watching 285 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,400 The Story Time playlist, like are you I don't know man. 286 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,100 Are you like what playing a video game or you know, that's 287 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,300 trying to go to sleep. There's a lot of things you 288 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,200 could be doing and I love to hear what you're doing down 289 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,800 below. So make sure to comment that. 290 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,700 Anyways, let's get back into The Story. 291 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,900 So eventually, like, you know, Nico basically what he does is 292 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,900 he lists his forearm up like high enough so that the 293 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,700 Minecraft kid lifts off the ground for a second and then 294 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,400 Minecraft kids draw. He doesn't have like Cobra like 295 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,400 Jaw strength. So Minecraft kid eventually 296 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,500 falls off a M and once he falls off and him, he asks him, why 297 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,600 did you like, why did you bite me? 298 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,700 He's like, because you disrespected Minecraft. 299 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:52,500 And you know because like what like how did I disrespect 300 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,500 Minecraft? He's like well you pretended to 301 00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:57,300 be a super fan and then I asked you questions and you failed the 302 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:02,500 question so you deserve the bite and he goes like well whoa whoa 303 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,800 whoa whoa, I never said that I was a super fan you're making 304 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,700 that up right there. All I ever said was that like 305 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,000 you know, I I used to play it back with my friends and then 306 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 you know you said is that true? And I said yes because it was 307 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,900 true and then you ask like, oh well are you like a huge fan and 308 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,300 I said no. But then you said that I was 309 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,100 lying and I already said that I was a huge fan. 310 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:28,000 I try to answer those questions and look like I obviously don't 311 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,700 know but that even if I was pretending to be a Minecraft 312 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,000 Super Fan and it turns out I was lying that is no excuse for you 313 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,100 to go out and bite me like that's absolutely ridiculous. 314 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:41,400 Like are you serious right now? And yeah so you know Niko's or 315 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,400 the Minecraft kids like well I did what I thought was right and 316 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,900 that is respectable and it goes like now that was not 317 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:51,100 respectable like you can't just like do something stupid and 318 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,300 crazy and say I did what I thought was right and be like oh 319 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:58,300 well Applause rights like oh I cheated on my final exams and 320 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,800 just like in the teachers like, bro what and you're like no no 321 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,000 no I thought it was the right thing to do. 322 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:06,500 So you must be nice to me and give me a pass and I don't know 323 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,100 a sticker. It's like, it doesn't work that 324 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,600 way, bro. Life just doesn't work that way. 325 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,900 But yeah. So the Minecraft kid is like, 326 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,900 you know, remember Nico still has like two to three hours left 327 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,800 with the Minecraft Kid supposedly in an hour from now. 328 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,100 The Minecraft is supposed to go to bed Sony. 329 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,300 He was like okay I just have to survive another hour with this 330 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,500 kid and while a Minecraft kid for the next hour didn't bite 331 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,000 him or anything, he was still being super annoying. 332 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,500 He was walking around like a zombie and when you Niko's like, 333 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,600 hey like what do you want to eat? 334 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:39,000 Like all we got here is like, I don't know, like we got some 335 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,000 Pizza in the fridge. She's like minecraft.jar. 336 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,100 Like a zombie. I can only eat flesh. 337 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,700 AKA chicken. AKA Chick-fil-A get me 338 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,000 Chick-fil-A. And he goes like, bro, I don't 339 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,800 have a car and also, I'm not trying to doordash and 340 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,200 Chick-fil-A, that's mad expensive. 341 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,900 He's like, but those zombie won't eat. 342 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:02,700 Pizza is it's not flesh and, you know, then he goes on to say, 343 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,400 well, actually, if your zombie, you'd only be eating rotten 344 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,000 flesh or like rotting human flesh that II. 345 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,200 Don't really think that's the same thing as chicken and the 346 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:14,900 Minecraft kids like, no. Like I'm a very special zombie. 347 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,300 That also eats chicken. He's like, okay, bro, you're 348 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,000 eating this pizza or you're not eating anything. 349 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,599 Your mom says that you like this and that you'd eat it. 350 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,800 So yeah, you should start eating this or else like you're just 351 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,400 not going to eat anything so the kid was being pretty annoying 352 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,300 but eventually it was 8:00 at night which was his bedtime. 353 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,900 So you know, he's like okay, like zombie, Michael like, 354 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:36,500 Minecraft kid, it's time for your bedtime, like you go 355 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,800 upstairs. You can do whatever you want in 356 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,700 your room. I don't really care as long as 357 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:44,000 you're in there. He's like zombies are now turn 358 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,100 old in Minecraft. They come out at night only and 359 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,500 you know, Niko's like okay, well, you're a very special 360 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,300 zombie. That goes to bed right now, bro. 361 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,400 He's like, no, that part of me is normal. 362 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,300 He's like, okay. Well, then how are you up 363 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,800 earlier today? Like, how were you walking 364 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,200 around today? If you only come out at night, 365 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,200 like aren't you supposed to explode or something? 366 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,000 He's like, I'm supposed to burn up, not explode, you're a fake 367 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,400 Minecraft fan. And once again he's like bro 368 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,500 it's nicko's like dude, I explain to you, I'm not a 369 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,900 Minecraft fan. I already said that he's like, 370 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,400 oh well, I have special armor on. 371 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,500 That allows me to be up at night and day and he's like, okay well 372 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,200 can you at least do that in your room? 373 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,700 He says, no as a zombie I'm going to walk around and figure 374 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,000 it out. Like I'm going to walk around 375 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,100 and try and find some villagers to munch on and he goes like, 376 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,400 okay, can you do that in your room? 377 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Can you walk around in your room to find villagers? 378 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,700 And you know my grandkids like well what Like how do you expect 379 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,900 me to find villagers in my room as if he was going to find 380 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:46,300 villagers walking around his house and he goes like, okay, 381 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:49,000 look your mom wants you to go to bed at 8:00. 382 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,900 All you have to do is be in your room. 383 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,700 It's not up to me if you fall asleep or not, but it is kind of 384 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,700 up to me if you actually go to bed in your bed. 385 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,900 Like if you at least go into your bedroom, at least sit in 386 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,100 your bed. He's like no. 387 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,300 That will not happen. Just like zombie noises again. 388 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,900 He's like okay, you know what I'm done. 389 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,900 Whatever I'm going to there, I'm like, look, I can't deal with 390 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,700 this anymore. So Nico sits down and just goes 391 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,600 on his phone and the Minecraft kid starts running around the 392 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,600 house like literally just sprinting around the house in 393 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,400 circles and Niko's head just like collapsed on the ground, 394 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,400 he's like, oh my God, just his hand. 395 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,200 His like his head is in his forearms like bro. 396 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,500 What's going on two hours later? The Minecraft kid is just like 397 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,800 running around the house and the mom gets back, and Mom gets 398 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,000 back. And she's like, oh, is he still 399 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,600 up? And he goes, like, I've been 400 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,600 trying to put Too bad for the last two hours. 401 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,400 He just refuses. He says, oh my God like did 402 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,500 anything else bad happen and that's when the Minecraft cake 403 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:50,100 kind of walks into the room and Niko's like well yeah I mean he 404 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:53,200 your son did jump and bite me for a little bit and then refuse 405 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,600 to do anything. I said and then also refused to 406 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,000 eat the food in the fridge and she's like he hit you and he 407 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 goes like well, yeah. And then the my craft kids like 408 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,100 no Mom, he's lying. I didn't bite him and he goes 409 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,700 like. All right well bro, it try and 410 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,400 explain this. You go like reveal like pulls 411 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,600 down his Sweater or shirt or whatever, or does she somehow 412 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,700 shows his forearm that still has the tooth marks? 413 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,600 Thankfully, the skin wasn't broken because this kid's mouth 414 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,100 was, I mean, any mouth is like full of gross bacteria, right? 415 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,200 And if it breaks the skin, you might have to actually go to the 416 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,600 hospital. Get that checked out. 417 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,400 Make sure you're all right. Maybe get some antibiotics or 418 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,100 something. Thankfully, he didn't break the 419 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,300 skin but the impression was literally still there normally 420 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:35,200 like a bite mark would go away after like 30 minutes. 421 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,100 But the thing was still there it was definitely a bit fainter 422 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,700 than it was before. But you could still see a pretty 423 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:45,200 clearly in the mom turns the Minecraft kid and it's like, I 424 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,100 can't believe that you would fight your babysitter and a 425 00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:51,000 Minecraft kid frantically trying to figure out a way out of it as 426 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,800 like, oh no, he he just bit himself. 427 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,100 It was crazy. He like I was standing there 428 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,100 being like what's up, bro? And he's like, look at this and 429 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,800 takes his forearm, he just takes a big chop out of it. 430 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,900 He has B it and then he's all like I'm gonna blame it on you. 431 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,800 You ha ha ha. I'm so evil. 432 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,900 And, you know, Niko's like oh, that's what I said. 433 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,900 I'm going to bite my own arm and blame it on. 434 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,600 You ha ha. I'm so evil. 435 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,200 Is that really what I said, bro? And my grandkids like yes, like 436 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,400 totally what happened? And like, look at this point, 437 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,800 obviously, the Minecraft kids mom really doesn't like she has 438 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,500 two sides to the story, but come on now. 439 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,900 Are you really going to believe that the babysitter decided to 440 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:37,300 frame your son by chomping into his own arm and being like ha 441 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,800 ha, ha. I'm going to pretend this was 442 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,000 you. Or do you believe that your son? 443 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,200 Who thinks he's a literal zombie and Minecraft Who Bite other 444 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,600 people, right? That's what zombies do may or 445 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,100 may not have B the babysitter because the babysitter said so. 446 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:55,900 And also has a big bite mark about the size of his little jog 447 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,100 because he was like, I don't know, 10 or whatever. 448 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,100 And yeah. So obviously Minecraft kids moms 449 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,500 like, like I obviously don't believe you. 450 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,500 You definitely did. He's like now. 451 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,800 Bobby bit himself says she's like, just go to your room right 452 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,000 now so the Kid does in fact, listen to his mom. 453 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,800 Which smart move, bro, like that's a good call. 454 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000 Always listen to your mom. Like it says better. 455 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,100 You're better off that way, man. But anyways, Minecraft kid goes 456 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,800 up to his room and his mom made the Minecraft kids moms like, 457 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,400 I'm so sorry about this. Like are you okay? 458 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,900 He's like, yeah, I should be. Alright, like I'm okay. 459 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,100 Like I'll get like it's not that bad. 460 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,900 It didn't hurt or anything. She's like, I'm so sorry. 461 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:36,900 Like I like here's another $10 and, you know, as much as Nico 462 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,600 would have taken the $10 since, you know, this was His mom's 463 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,000 friend, he's like, no. It's okay. 464 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,500 Like, you know, II did the time we can set to the the ray that 465 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,000 we're supposed to be doing it. So Nico gets back home where his 466 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 mom picks him up is 10 and on the car I back she's like, oh, 467 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,100 Nico how did it go. Did anything happened and Niko's 468 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,500 like you know what? I'll tell you all about it. 469 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,200 And obviously Nico tells you tells her the story that I just 470 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,000 told you look at the video on screen right now. 471 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,300 I know you'll enjoy it, just click it, do it.