Imagine you're babysitting some kid and he asks you a really
obscure piece of Minecraft trivia and when you get it wrong
because you don't sweat Minecraft 12 hours a day, the
kid tax and bites you for quote, unquote disrespecting Minecraft.
Today we're going to Story Time of a Minecraft kid who bites his
babysitter aka the subscriber who submitted the story.
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All being said, let's jump right into it.
So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this
story Nico, because I'm just going Down through my middle,
school friend named list and Yesenia was Nico.
Had to babysit this kid. He was the kid of a mom that
Niko's friends was really good friends with.
So Niko's like, dang, I gotta do this bro, and his mom's like
yeah, dude, you got to babysit this kid was Nico.
Trying to do it? No, he also wasn't being paid
that much like his mom, but you're going to be paid $10,
which well, $10 is $10, but $10 for like 5 hours, bro, it's not
very good. Like, that's like two bucks an
hour man. That's some, that's some, like,
Not even close to minimum wage type, but whatever.
Right. You know, Niko's, like I got to
do this for my mom, basically, it's her friend's son.
So, Niko's driven over by his mom and his dropped off and he
gets to the front door of the kid that he has to babysit.
We're just going to call him the Minecraft kid.
It's not super clear right now, but you'll see pretty soon why I
called the Minecraft kid. So, anyways, the Minecraft kids
mom gets to the door and she's like, oh, welcome in.
I'm so happy. You could do this.
I'm sorry. I was so last minute.
Like, thank you so much like you.
And your mom are a lifesaver here and it goes like yeah,
don't worry about it. I got you.
Like, where's your son? And she's like, oh oh he's he's
upstairs and all of a sudden you hear like, okay, I'm not doing a
really good job but just like kind of think of like the
Minecraft zombie sound like a, I don't know.
Like last time I said the zombie moaning but then that got really
weird because you guys were weirdos in the comments, the
zombie groaning. Okay?
Is that better? I don't even know.
That's better zombie noises. Where does going to say,
Minecraft zombie noises? So you guys can't be weird.
A, my comment section, God, leave a like for our one, all
the brain cells, I'll lose during the story, but yeah, he's
like he hears kind of the zombie moaning noise.
This zombie noise. And you know, Niko's like kind
of looks at, you know, the Minecraft kids mom in a look of
confusion and the Minecraft kids mom is like, oh yeah.
So I got to explain this to you and Nico.
For a split second was thinking like, oh she going to explain
that her son was bitten by a zombie from a secret CIA like
project and that he's an actual real-life zombie and for that,
she'll pay him five dollars more to deal with them.
But no, she basically goes on to explain that, you know, her son.
The Minecraft kid has started to watch and play way too much
Minecraft and he ones died recently in Minecraft to his
zombie and ever since then he thinks that he's actually a
zombie. Yeah, the Minecraft kid thinks
since he was like By a zombie in game that he has become a
Minecraft zombie in real life. But yeah, all he does.
I mean, he basically is a zombie, bro.
He's playing video games all day 24/7 at three in the morning at
3:00 in the afternoon. Minecraft everyday look.
Minecraft is a pretty good game but don't be playing at 24 hours
a day bro. Yeah.
But this kid basically is like you hear more like Minecraft
zombie noises and the moms like I'm sorry he might be a little
difficult but you know he's a good kid at heart and you here
Uh-oh, she's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Right. Like not much.
I can do about that and he goes like, Oh that's fine.
Like, back when I was a kid. Like I used to play Minecraft
with my friends, like I was actually back in the day when I
like just came out to it was like really cool multiplayer
game or whatever like it, you know, I that's a good game.
Like, I love it, I respect it. Like, I can understand why your
son likes it so much and that's when you hear the zombie noises,
getting getting a little bit louder.
And that's when you hear see this, Because he's like on the
second floor, he starts crawling down the stairs and all fours,
which I don't know why he was crawling.
It's not like he thought he was a Minecraft spider.
He thought he was a Minecraft zombie, but either way, kid is
crawling down on all fours and is like, trying to do that.
Like, the zombie hissing noise, like I'm obviously doing a
terrible job, but just deal with me, right?
And he walked, he kind of like, crawls down the stairs and, and
design the Minecraft kids, or I should say, the Minecraft zombie
kid. His Moms like, oh Minecraft.
Here he is. Nico that like, I like Minecraft
kid. Obviously says his real name but
Minecraft kid. I would like you to meet Nico.
He'll be your babysitter and Nico.
Looks at this kid, who's on all fours?
Who's in like a creeper shirt? It is like he's doing like
Minecraft noises like or zombie noises.
Like, what kind of looks at him. Says, hey man, what's up in?
This kid looks at like Nico and goes The Minecraft kids moms
like sorry about that. You know, he's still in his
zombie era right now. He still thinks he's a zombie
right now. So sorry about that bro.
And he goes like all right that's fine, whatever.
And the Minecraft kid says something in English for once
and he's like I heard like I heard you like Minecraft.
And at this point like the Minecraft kids moms like Nico.
I'm so sorry. I really gotta go right now, but
it sounds like you guys are going to start a nice
conversation. So I'm just going to say
goodbye. Bye.
And he goes like what? Okay and she just like walks out
the door. I think Loki.
She wasn't even going anywhere. She just needed a break from her
son so she's probably like getting in the car.
Driving around the corner and then taking a power nap for four
hours or maybe she's actually doing something who knows but
the Minecraft kids like I heard that you like Minecraft and
Niko's like, yeah. I used to play it a long time
ago, with my friends and the Minecraft kid is like, you
better not be lying to me. Are you and Niko's like what
like why would I be lying, right?
A like that makes no sense. Like, yeah, I'm not lying, like
what are you saying he's like good?
Well, that means that you can answer my Minecraft trivia
questions and it goes like, oh, well dude, I'm actually not that
good. Like I used to play a little bit
of my friends back in the day silence.
You already said that you didn't lie so you should be able to
answer these easily and you know, Niko's, like okay, like
sure Nico is kind of expecting that the questions were going to
be like when you start the game. What?
It is the character you can choose like what are the
characters? You can choose between, which is
like Steve and Alex like I mean, maybe like he didn't even know
about Alex at this time because the only played when Steve was
the option Loki. Like I bet Nico only played like
Minecraft Pocket Edition light or something.
That was a game. I used to play back when I was
like 12 or whatever Fire game, it was free to but anyways.
Yeah so you know the Minecraft kid instead of asking him really
basic questions, his first question.
He's like first, you must answer all three.
Correctly to be granted access to the dungeon, which, I guess
the dungeon was like his room or whatever, so he could show off
his like, Lego Star Wars stuff, but he's like first question.
When you play someone in Minecraft PVP, what is what are
the three items that are most useful?
First of all, it's kind of a subjective question, but like
Nico was like, Minecraft, PVP. He's like when you fight time on
a Minecraft player versus player, obviously, and he goes
like well, I think a swords pretty good and he goes right on
that then he's like, like, like steak and blocks the Minecraft
kids like Me wrong. You want a fishing rod for
proper knock-back. And then you also want golden
apples for fast recovery. You are wrong.
And your first question, let's see if you can redeem yourself
question. Number 2 and at this point you
go was kind of thinking to himself, like, bro, I don't know
this game, bro. Like what?
What do you expect from me? Dude, I don't know this game and
I've told you many times, I don't know this game, I don't
know what I'm doing. I do, I like I don't play this
game. This is like someone who like
has played college. Duty once and then eight years
later, they go to their final exam and math and it's like the
teachers I. All right guys, whatever you
learn this year, like the quadratic equations, the all the
differential calculus. You don't even need to worry
about that. We just gotta I just gotta ask
you technical questions about Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
It's like wait, hold up a second.
How do you expect me to get these answers, bro?
But yeah, so, he's like me next question, you have a chance to
redeem yourself ever since version 1.7 point six.
I don't I don't know. I'm this I'm just saying stuff
at this point. He's like what is like at what
why level do diamonds spawn at most?
I think the answers like 15 to 20.
That might be totally wrong but that used to be the case it was
like a little bit above Bedrock. I remember this.
And at this point Nico didn't even like understand how many
layers there were. I think Lenny played back in the
day like Adam didn't even spawn all that way down.
So he's like isn't it like right below the surface which is kind
of disproved? Like he has not played this game
in a long time and the my craft kits like know diamonds are not
just below the surface, that's ridiculous.
He's like honestly having a bit of a freaking break down
meltdown freak out moment right now, which they're all kind of
dislike bro. What's going on right now?
And Niko's like okay, bro. Like I obviously don't know the
game that well, like maybe we can talk about something else,
just like silence. I will give you one chance the
final question. What is the end?
What is like the final boss in Minecraft?
And bro, I'm not even gonna lie, this question isn't that bad?
It's pretty clearly the Ender Dragon sure like, okay and all
fairness, I have played a lot of Minecraft, I used to love it
back in the day and then I really got back into the game,
over 20 20. And then I just, you know,
started a YouTube channel, which was basically around Minecraft
and then it kind of turned into this and I still use Minecraft
from us, my background gameplay. So, yeah, maybe I'm a little
biased, but I even feel like back when I Played it a little
bit back. When I was only aware of it, I
knew about Steve, I knew about Creepers, I knew about Herobrine
and I knew about the Ender Dragon.
I feel like you don't need to know much about Minecraft to
know about those four things, right?
And I guess less. So now kids don't know about
Herobrine, but bro, if you want a bit of a Nostalgia trip, and
you're about my age, just look up the old like, Herobrine
siding videos on YouTube, those are crazy.
But anyways, right, Nico really did not play a lot of Minecraft.
I mean, I'm pretty impressed. He's able to answer the first
question, as well as Dead. But he was like I don't know the
creeper and when bro it's like an Eco insulted the Minecraft
kids mother because the Minecraft kids reaction to Nico
saying that the final boss in Minecraft was the creeper was
like no not like this kid was freaking out like this kid was
having a full-on breakdown. It says if like you took his
like computer and smashed it on the ground bro it's as if you
took us PS4 and threw it out the window.
Do it says, if I don't know, you took your dog, his dog shaved
all the hair off, renamed it and said, this is my dog now.
Like kid was freaking out right now and like Niko's like, oh
like I'm sorry, I thought the creepers were like the final
boss or something like yeah. Oh no, it's the Ender Dragon,
you idiot. It is.
So clearly the Ender Dragon. I feel like you're just trying
to make me mad at this point and he goes like, bro.
I swear. It's just it's like, not that
deep, Bro. Like, you got to trust me on
this. It's simply not that deep in the
Mine, Craft kits. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't just be saying that you don't understand what you
just did. In the Minecraft.
Kid kind of likes goes into like Ulf goes back down on all fours
because he was standing up for a second and he likes Skillet.
You know kind of like the position that frog sit in there.
Like their hind legs are almost like cocked in front of them
almost to like spring being a perfect position to like spring
up. The Minecraft kid starts saying
charge. Aging spring attack and Niko's
like, bro. Like what are you doing?
Sorry, I just dropped my phone. That's why it sounds like the
whole thing exploded for a second.
Yeah, so he's like bro, like what are you doing over here?
And this the Minecraft kids, I charging my spring attack and
he's like, spring attack. What do you mean in like the
middle of saying, like what do you mean by that?
He sees the Minecraft kid jump at him with his like a mouth
open and it looked like you was like going for the face.
Like Minecraft kid was going for it.
So like Nico obviously kind of like has a reflex to like cover
like he's like whoa yeah outstanding he like extends his
forearm a little bit or whatever to kind of like block did like
they attack or whatever. And sure enough, you know, the
Minecraft kid latches on with his teeth sinks into his forearm
and because I got in the Minecraft because I just Chomps
in, right? It is Chomps in and he's just
like, you know, Niko's like, what are you doing?
And the Minecraft kids like mumbling.
He's like, he's like crunk while point.
He's like, what are you saying? Is, like milk or a fucking.
He's like, because remember this, kids teeth are like fully
like sunk into his like, arm, at this point.
So yeah, you're not understanding anything as is not
going to happen, right? And Sony comes just like what's
like, why are you biting me real quick if you made it this far
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Anyways, let's get back into The Story.
So eventually, like, you know, Nico basically what he does is
he lists his forearm up like high enough so that the
Minecraft kid lifts off the ground for a second and then
Minecraft kids draw. He doesn't have like Cobra like
Jaw strength. So Minecraft kid eventually
falls off a M and once he falls off and him, he asks him, why
did you like, why did you bite me?
He's like, because you disrespected Minecraft.
And you know because like what like how did I disrespect
Minecraft? He's like well you pretended to
be a super fan and then I asked you questions and you failed the
question so you deserve the bite and he goes like well whoa whoa
whoa whoa, I never said that I was a super fan you're making
that up right there. All I ever said was that like
you know, I I used to play it back with my friends and then
you know you said is that true? And I said yes because it was
true and then you ask like, oh well are you like a huge fan and
I said no. But then you said that I was
lying and I already said that I was a huge fan.
I try to answer those questions and look like I obviously don't
know but that even if I was pretending to be a Minecraft
Super Fan and it turns out I was lying that is no excuse for you
to go out and bite me like that's absolutely ridiculous.
Like are you serious right now? And yeah so you know Niko's or
the Minecraft kids like well I did what I thought was right and
that is respectable and it goes like now that was not
respectable like you can't just like do something stupid and
crazy and say I did what I thought was right and be like oh
well Applause rights like oh I cheated on my final exams and
just like in the teachers like, bro what and you're like no no
no I thought it was the right thing to do.
So you must be nice to me and give me a pass and I don't know
a sticker. It's like, it doesn't work that
way, bro. Life just doesn't work that way.
But yeah. So the Minecraft kid is like,
you know, remember Nico still has like two to three hours left
with the Minecraft Kid supposedly in an hour from now.
The Minecraft is supposed to go to bed Sony.
He was like okay I just have to survive another hour with this
kid and while a Minecraft kid for the next hour didn't bite
him or anything, he was still being super annoying.
He was walking around like a zombie and when you Niko's like,
hey like what do you want to eat?
Like all we got here is like, I don't know, like we got some
Pizza in the fridge. She's like minecraft.jar.
Like a zombie. I can only eat flesh.
AKA chicken. AKA Chick-fil-A get me
Chick-fil-A. And he goes like, bro, I don't
have a car and also, I'm not trying to doordash and
Chick-fil-A, that's mad expensive.
He's like, but those zombie won't eat.
Pizza is it's not flesh and, you know, then he goes on to say,
well, actually, if your zombie, you'd only be eating rotten
flesh or like rotting human flesh that II.
Don't really think that's the same thing as chicken and the
Minecraft kids like, no. Like I'm a very special zombie.
That also eats chicken. He's like, okay, bro, you're
eating this pizza or you're not eating anything.
Your mom says that you like this and that you'd eat it.
So yeah, you should start eating this or else like you're just
not going to eat anything so the kid was being pretty annoying
but eventually it was 8:00 at night which was his bedtime.
So you know, he's like okay, like zombie, Michael like,
Minecraft kid, it's time for your bedtime, like you go
upstairs. You can do whatever you want in
your room. I don't really care as long as
you're in there. He's like zombies are now turn
old in Minecraft. They come out at night only and
you know, Niko's like okay, well, you're a very special
zombie. That goes to bed right now, bro.
He's like, no, that part of me is normal.
He's like, okay. Well, then how are you up
earlier today? Like, how were you walking
around today? If you only come out at night,
like aren't you supposed to explode or something?
He's like, I'm supposed to burn up, not explode, you're a fake
Minecraft fan. And once again he's like bro
it's nicko's like dude, I explain to you, I'm not a
Minecraft fan. I already said that he's like,
oh well, I have special armor on.
That allows me to be up at night and day and he's like, okay well
can you at least do that in your room?
He says, no as a zombie I'm going to walk around and figure
it out. Like I'm going to walk around
and try and find some villagers to munch on and he goes like,
okay, can you do that in your room?
Can you walk around in your room to find villagers?
And you know my grandkids like well what Like how do you expect
me to find villagers in my room as if he was going to find
villagers walking around his house and he goes like, okay,
look your mom wants you to go to bed at 8:00.
All you have to do is be in your room.
It's not up to me if you fall asleep or not, but it is kind of
up to me if you actually go to bed in your bed.
Like if you at least go into your bedroom, at least sit in
your bed. He's like no.
That will not happen. Just like zombie noises again.
He's like okay, you know what I'm done.
Whatever I'm going to there, I'm like, look, I can't deal with
this anymore. So Nico sits down and just goes
on his phone and the Minecraft kid starts running around the
house like literally just sprinting around the house in
circles and Niko's head just like collapsed on the ground,
he's like, oh my God, just his hand.
His like his head is in his forearms like bro.
What's going on two hours later? The Minecraft kid is just like
running around the house and the mom gets back, and Mom gets
back. And she's like, oh, is he still
up? And he goes, like, I've been
trying to put Too bad for the last two hours.
He just refuses. He says, oh my God like did
anything else bad happen and that's when the Minecraft cake
kind of walks into the room and Niko's like well yeah I mean he
your son did jump and bite me for a little bit and then refuse
to do anything. I said and then also refused to
eat the food in the fridge and she's like he hit you and he
goes like well, yeah. And then the my craft kids like
no Mom, he's lying. I didn't bite him and he goes
like. All right well bro, it try and
explain this. You go like reveal like pulls
down his Sweater or shirt or whatever, or does she somehow
shows his forearm that still has the tooth marks?
Thankfully, the skin wasn't broken because this kid's mouth
was, I mean, any mouth is like full of gross bacteria, right?
And if it breaks the skin, you might have to actually go to the
hospital. Get that checked out.
Make sure you're all right. Maybe get some antibiotics or
something. Thankfully, he didn't break the
skin but the impression was literally still there normally
like a bite mark would go away after like 30 minutes.
But the thing was still there it was definitely a bit fainter
than it was before. But you could still see a pretty
clearly in the mom turns the Minecraft kid and it's like, I
can't believe that you would fight your babysitter and a
Minecraft kid frantically trying to figure out a way out of it as
like, oh no, he he just bit himself.
It was crazy. He like I was standing there
being like what's up, bro? And he's like, look at this and
takes his forearm, he just takes a big chop out of it.
He has B it and then he's all like I'm gonna blame it on you.
You ha ha ha. I'm so evil.
And, you know, Niko's like oh, that's what I said.
I'm going to bite my own arm and blame it on.
You ha ha. I'm so evil.
Is that really what I said, bro? And my grandkids like yes, like
totally what happened? And like, look at this point,
obviously, the Minecraft kids mom really doesn't like she has
two sides to the story, but come on now.
Are you really going to believe that the babysitter decided to
frame your son by chomping into his own arm and being like ha
ha, ha. I'm going to pretend this was
you. Or do you believe that your son?
Who thinks he's a literal zombie and Minecraft Who Bite other
people, right? That's what zombies do may or
may not have B the babysitter because the babysitter said so.
And also has a big bite mark about the size of his little jog
because he was like, I don't know, 10 or whatever.
And yeah. So obviously Minecraft kids moms
like, like I obviously don't believe you.
You definitely did. He's like now.
Bobby bit himself says she's like, just go to your room right
now so the Kid does in fact, listen to his mom.
Which smart move, bro, like that's a good call.
Always listen to your mom. Like it says better.
You're better off that way, man. But anyways, Minecraft kid goes
up to his room and his mom made the Minecraft kids moms like,
I'm so sorry about this. Like are you okay?
He's like, yeah, I should be. Alright, like I'm okay.
Like I'll get like it's not that bad.
It didn't hurt or anything. She's like, I'm so sorry.
Like I like here's another $10 and, you know, as much as Nico
would have taken the $10 since, you know, this was His mom's
friend, he's like, no. It's okay.
Like, you know, II did the time we can set to the the ray that
we're supposed to be doing it. So Nico gets back home where his
mom picks him up is 10 and on the car I back she's like, oh,
Nico how did it go. Did anything happened and Niko's
like you know what? I'll tell you all about it.
And obviously Nico tells you tells her the story that I just
told you look at the video on screen right now.
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