1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,480 Sometimes, Gen Z kids think too much of themselves, and 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,580 today we have a story of a cringy kid who is 3 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:09,940 convinced he is a quote unquote Riz God, and 4 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:12,860 spoiler, he has negative game. Put 5 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:15,200 your cringe goggles on and let's just jump right into 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:23,480 it. So we're going to call the 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,840 subscriber who submitted this story Andrew. So 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,280 anyways, there is a kid in Andrew's class who one day 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,560 started to sat down at Andrew's table with his 10 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,360 friends, and Andrew didn't know this kid that well, 11 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:36,460 and we're just going to call him the Gen Z kid or 12 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:39,060 the cringy kid. We're going to call actually no, 13 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,640 we're going to call him the Riz God, but I'm going 14 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,600 to call him that ironically, because the kid 15 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,720 sits down and he basically is like, you know, like 16 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,580 what's good boys, what's up, and like Andrew doesn't 17 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,800 really know this kid, and you know, Andrew's friend 18 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,420 doesn't really know this kid, so they kind of look 19 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,200 at him, they're like what's good dude. He's 20 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,600 like, like boys, I don't think you understand, but 21 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,160 I've been spending the last couple months studying the 22 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,880 art of being a Riz God, you don't understand, I am 23 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,620 legitimately I can pick up like any woman ever, I'm 24 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,560 willing to bet the whole farm on it bro. And 25 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,300 obviously Andrew kind of looks at his friends 26 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,640 because like, no disrespect, but like this kid 27 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,620 definitely did not appear to be, I don't know, 28 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:19,460 someone who could legitimately pick up anyone 29 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:22,460 and that's not just necessarily an appearance 30 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,120 jab. I mean, he wasn't freaking 31 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,020 the caprio or anything like that, but he also he also 32 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:30,260 just like the way he held himself the way he dressed. 33 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,100 The aromas coming from him like 34 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,260 huge combination of stuff that just really didn't 35 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:40,400 imply him to be a quote unquote Riz God as he was 36 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,380 self proclaiming to be. So Andrew and his friends were 37 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:45,200 seeing a pretty good betting opportunity and 38 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,600 they're like, all right, they're like, OK, man, 39 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,120 like, sure, we'll take the bet. And 40 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,420 the kid is like, you guys show just messed up right 41 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:55,080 there because you're about to lose some money. Because 42 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,960 I'm actually really I'm a Riz God. And 43 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,060 they're like, OK, dude, like, sure, what's the 44 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,660 terms and conditions of the bet? They 45 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:05,780 say and the kids like, I will bet you guys. Twenty 46 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:09,240 dollars that by the end of the week, I will be able 47 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,940 to go on a date with anyone that you choose. So 48 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:16,440 first of all, Andrew and his friends were like, OK, 49 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:19,120 because remember, this was the eighth grade, 20 bucks 50 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,460 is a pretty huge deal. And like 20 bucks is 20 bucks. 51 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,660 Don't get me wrong. But 52 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:24,160 I know, especially like when I was a kid and 53 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,600 there's like literally no way for me to make money, 54 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,840 even like a dollar. I was like, dang, dude, I 55 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,660 don't know if I can spend a dollar on that. So 56 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,820 anyways, they were pretty down because they were like 57 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,700 95 percent sure that they're going to win this 58 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,000 bet. So they said, OK, I'm sure, 59 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,760 dude, yeah, we'll bet that. And 60 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:43,340 you have to ask out and they're looking around the 61 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:45,580 lunchroom, right? And they look over the popular 62 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,940 girls table. And there's like the pretty 63 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:50,160 popular, like they're all pretty, they're all popular, 64 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,480 whatever, but like the prettiest, most popular girl 65 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,800 in their grade. We're going to call her Caroline. 66 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,000 They say, oh, you have to ask 67 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,400 Caroline. And they kind of looked at the 68 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,040 kid thinking that he would kind of have a either a 69 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,380 little bit of a nervous or a shocked expression on his 70 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,940 face, because this was definitely quite an ask. 71 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:07,540 But he looked at them with 72 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:10,840 pure confidence, laughed and was like, hey, you guys 73 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,880 really think that's going to stop me? You 74 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,640 don't understand because I am actually a where's God. 75 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,600 Fine, we'll make the bet then. 76 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,560 So basically what they agreed 77 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,720 was that they found some like random guy. We're 78 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,300 going to call Ben that they were both like 79 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,840 friendly with and they were both going to give Ben 80 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,160 $20, like give like give Ben $20 each and basically 81 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,220 say, hey, these are the rules of like the game or 82 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,580 whatever. This is like the bet we're 83 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,200 making just to make sure that the kid doesn't like 84 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,680 not pull her, which he definitely won't. And 85 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,740 it's like, guys, I'm not giving you the $20 or 86 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:43,300 something like that. Because like, I don't know, this 87 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,380 kid might do that. So basically Ben was like the 88 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:47,700 guy in between making sure that the money was 89 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,280 collected and given out to the right person. So 90 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,400 anyways, the spoil, not the spoil kid, the Riz got 91 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,220 himself explains that he has a guaranteed three step 92 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:02,180 process that will have 100 % success. And 93 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:04,660 he sits down at the lunch table and he explains it 94 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:06,200 to Andrew and his friends. He 95 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,220 says, there's three steps to asking out a girl. 96 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,760 Number one, you must show her 97 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,260 your strength. You must show her that you are 98 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:18,180 strong and powerful so that she knows that you can 99 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,660 protect her from the wolves. And 100 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:25,720 Andrew's like, okay. Number two, step two, you must 101 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,200 show off your wealth. You must show that you have a 102 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,260 lot of money so that you can support her and you 103 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:35,580 can have, you can buy whatever miniature dog she 104 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:38,900 wants to buy. And Andrew's like, uh, okay, 105 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:41,200 bro. He's like, step three, and also 106 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,500 the final step. You need to show that you are 107 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,620 an alpha Riz God. And to do that, you must show 108 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,700 your dominance when asking her out. Andrew's 109 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:54,240 like, okay. Lol. Basically ever, the more 110 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,280 this kid spoke, the more Andrew and his friends 111 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,660 realized they just secured the most guaranteed $20 of 112 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,920 their entire life. Like sure, maybe you work a job 113 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,980 and someone says they're going to give you $20, but 114 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:09,020 you're actually more likely to get $20 betting that 115 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,880 this kid is not going to be able to pick up any 116 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,940 girl ever than getting $20 in a legally binding 117 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,780 contract from your employer. It 118 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,660 is just that guaranteed at this point. So 119 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,800 Andrew and his friends are like, okay, man, well, you 120 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,080 got a week to do it. So, uh, yeah. So 121 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,040 anyways, the kid decides to execute stage one. So 122 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,960 the next day, which is show off his strength, 123 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,960 right? So the next day they're 124 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,720 walking, Andrew is like, happens to see this. He's 125 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,000 walking with his friends and he sees the Caroline 126 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,380 is at the end of the hallway talking with their 127 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,940 friends by their locker. He also sees that the Riz God 128 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:46,260 himself, the kid, right, is, is walking with his 129 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:48,960 backpack, but he's walking, walking kind of weird. So 130 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,060 that's when he takes out his backpack and he jumps 131 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,500 his backpack out. Right. And there's only one thing 132 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,900 in his backpack. The one thing in his backpack 133 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,760 is a two and a half pound dumbbell. So 134 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,000 I don't know the conversion for, uh, the metric folks 135 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,480 that watch this, right? But, 136 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,780 uh, two and a half pounds is probably the lowest 137 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:11,420 dumb, the, the lightest possible dumbbell that you 138 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,340 can find. So just think of on your 139 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,540 rack, the lightest, lightest, lightest, lightest, 140 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,180 possible dumbbell. Like it might be even so light 141 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,800 that some gyms don't even carry them. Right. 142 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,980 So that falls out of the kid's bag and the kid 143 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:26,460 makes a big scene saying, Oh no. This 144 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:29,640 really heavy weight just fell out of my backpack. 145 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,260 It would be really crazy if I 146 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:35,500 had enough strength to pick it up. And, 147 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:37,580 uh, cause he was yelling so loud. Yeah. 148 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,680 Caroline and her friends looked over cause they were 149 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,660 like, let's just dweeb yelling about bro. Like 150 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,860 what's, so they look over and this kid reaches down 151 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:49,600 and he's like, yeah. And you like picks it up and 152 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,300 he's like making eye contact with Caroline the 153 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:54,560 whole time. She's like, uh, okay, dude. Like, 154 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,920 all right. And he's like, oh wow. That 155 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,360 was so easy for me. Even though that weight was so 156 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,620 heavy, I doubt anyone else could pick it up. And 157 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:05,740 he puts in his backpack and he walks away, but he 158 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:08,780 walks away from Caroline towards Andrew and he stops 159 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:12,420 by Andrew and he's like, step one, complete Andrew, 160 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,340 one more step towards your failure. And 161 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:18,920 for me, I can already think of all the ways that 162 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,900 I'm going to be spending your hard earned $20. And 163 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,340 Andrew's like, all right, dude. Like, 164 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,380 cool. Um, what? He 165 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,800 said, yes, I showed up the first of three tenants to 166 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,780 securing the any lady you want first show off your 167 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,620 strength. And I did. She 168 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,960 saw me pick up that really heavy weight. And 169 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,320 Andrew's like, dude, no disrespect, but that was 170 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,280 two and a half pounds. Like, 171 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,400 I don't know if that convinced her. And 172 00:07:44,407 --> 00:07:47,100 he's like, silence. You will see that what I'm 173 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:52,480 doing is a very carefully stratized step by step 174 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,080 operation. You will see Andrew. And 175 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,480 he liked storms off. Andrew turns to his friend. He's 176 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,780 like, dude, I almost feel bad taking $20 from this 177 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,400 kid. Cause at this point, this isn't 178 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,860 even a bet. This is just saying, Hey man, 179 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,240 I'm going to take $20 from you. That's 180 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,280 just how secure it Andrew felt at this point. Right. 181 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:14,920 So, uh, yeah, stage two of the kids plan to become 182 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,540 the most insane risgata planet earth. Remember 183 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,740 step two is to show off his wealth. So 184 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:24,420 here's the thing. The Riz God has already, uh, 185 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:27,600 given up his $20 to the person, the middle man 186 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,860 who's holding the bet. So he needs to find another 187 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,820 way to show off his immense wealth. Right. 188 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,840 So the kid isn't really that creative. So 189 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,600 he decides to do the basically the exact same 190 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,720 thing he did for the dumbbell, but with something 191 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,280 that you'll see in just a second. This 192 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,460 was pretty funny. Did. So anyways, same situation 193 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:50,060 the next day, I think Caroline just had a class 194 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,500 around that time and she also just happened to 195 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,140 convene with her friends at that time. And 196 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,800 I think Andrew just happened to be walking down 197 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,940 there at the same time as well. Cause 198 00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:00,380 he had a class for some reason, the exact same 199 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,860 setup as the day before happened. Caroline 200 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,560 was at the end of the hallway with her friends. 201 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,480 Andrew was walking with one of 202 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:11,640 his friends and the Riz God himself was walking in 203 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,780 with another backpack. And this time his backpack was 204 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,920 completely flat. It looked as if it was 205 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,640 entirely empty. This was not the case. So 206 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,880 once again, the kid is like, oops. And 207 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,400 like intentionally spills his backpack onto the 208 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,600 ground for a second time. And 209 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,300 once again, he's being super like obvious how loud 210 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:33,380 he's being and like very over dramatic to make sure 211 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,700 he gets the attention of Caroline and Caroline looks 212 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,320 over. And once again, she's just 213 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,060 looking at him like, what, dude? Like 214 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,600 what's, what's going on? And 215 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,660 out of his backpack, right? He 216 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:46,300 throws his backpack on the ground and out of his 217 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:50,460 backpack floats two single one dollar bills. And 218 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:54,200 look, you can, you can buy some stuff with a dollar, 219 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:58,200 right? A dollar's not that bad, but 220 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,220 it also doesn't. If you have two dollars, 221 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,680 right? No one's going to walk by and 222 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,760 be like, man, that guy must be in the top 0 223 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:13,460 .0000001 % of income earners. That 224 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:16,920 guy must rival Elon Musk for the amount of wealth 225 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:21,100 and power he has. He has two one dollar bills. 226 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,340 What? Huh? Okay, 227 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,000 look, but the spoil, not a spoil kit, but the kid, 228 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,660 the Riz got himself. He must have been like low on 229 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:31,740 cash because he already put his like only 20 dollar 230 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:35,060 bill to the bet. And so he had two dollar bills 231 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,440 and they kind of floated out very like, you know 232 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,780 how like when you drop a piece of paper or like a 233 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:42,360 tissue, it kind of floats like downwards, it doesn't 234 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,640 drop immediately. So like the two like one 235 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,720 dollar bills are kind of just floating in the air. 236 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,720 And the kids like, oh my God, 237 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,220 all my great wealth is all over the place right now. 238 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,620 Guys, don't steal from me. You 239 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,000 know, I'm already super rich and it wouldn't 240 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,740 matter. But yeah. And 241 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,220 like people are just like staring at him because he's 242 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,640 saying this really loud. He's 243 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,160 like, oh no, look at all this money that's coming 244 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,220 out of my backpack. Oh my God. And 245 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,440 like Caroline looks at it. She's 246 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,720 like, okay. Like, okay. Like, 247 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:14,680 dude, okay. Whatever. He's like, oh my God. Wow. 248 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,920 So much money is pouring out of my backpack right 249 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,420 now. It's actually kind of crazy 250 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:24,740 right now. It's like, dude, that's a lot 251 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:28,120 of money coming out. So two, look, no disrespect to 252 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,280 two dollars, bro. Like I knew that in eighth 253 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,160 grade, if like I had two dollars one pocket, I'd 254 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,640 feel kind of like a baller. But 255 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,480 also I feel like I'd understand that flexing two 256 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,820 one dollar bills super hard is not going to necessarily 257 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:43,600 get the point across that I will. Oh 258 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,600 my God, I can buy. Oh, girlfriend, I can buy you 259 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,420 anything because as long as it's under two dollars and 260 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,560 you don't ask for anything else after that, then I 261 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,360 can buy other other than that I can buy you 262 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,300 anything. No, no, no, no. Okay. 263 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,140 So Caroline sees this. She's 264 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,420 like, okay. And the kid like puts the two 265 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,700 dollar bills back into his backpack. But 266 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,740 then he pretends to trip again. So 267 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,440 the two dollar bills, once again, not a two dollar 268 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,700 bill. That's kind of sick. The 269 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,560 two one dollar bills, once again, fly out of his 270 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,180 backpack. Bro is trying to show it off 271 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:16,060 again. He's trying to rinse and repeat 272 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:19,280 the strategy, but it didn't work the first time. So 273 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,340 once again, he's like, oh no, all the money's coming 274 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,260 out of my backpack again. And 275 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,140 at this point, Caroline and her friends just walk away 276 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,920 because they're like, this is weird. And 277 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,100 this time he like quickly grabs it up because he 278 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,320 sees that Caroline isn't seeing it anymore. And 279 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,980 once again, the risk out himself starts to walk 280 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:38,900 towards the, uh, walk towards the subscriber, 281 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,540 Andrew. And it's like, so you must be 282 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:44,280 twumbling in your boots right now. And 283 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,880 Andrew's like, dude, what are you saying? Like 284 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:48,240 what? And the race guys like, oh, 285 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:53,720 because I have successfully completed two of the three 286 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,600 tenants, the guin -tie that any lady will fall in love 287 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,220 with me. And Andrew's like, yeah, dude, 288 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,720 I'm trembling in my boots. Yeah. 289 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,940 Oh yeah. Yeah, man. No, 290 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,620 you're actually spot on with that. I'm, 291 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,280 I'm really concerned. Uh, also, if you made it as 292 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,840 far into the video, comment dollar down below. It's 293 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,240 not going to be Gen Z down below. You 294 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,860 guys start guessing the secret word too soon. And 295 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,080 if you want to listen on Spotify, uh, the links in 296 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,580 the pin comment. And if you're listening on 297 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:22,360 Spotify, make sure to rate the podcast, five stars. 298 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,860 Helps me out in the algorithm on 299 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,380 there. So yeah, anyways, it is 300 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:30,720 finally time for the final tenant of getting any woman 301 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,620 to fall in love with you, 100 % accuracy, never not a 302 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,440 scam, no joke, bro. The final tenant, it is finally 303 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,120 time. And the Riz got himself is 304 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,020 about to perform. So the next day in lunch, he 305 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,840 doesn't take the week to ask this girl out, 306 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,860 Caroline. He only takes three days 307 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,880 because one day for each tenant, right? He 308 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,320 is so confident that he is going to succeed, that he 309 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,680 just doesn't even wait a week. He 310 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,960 doesn't give himself a week to talk to her. He 311 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,140 is knows for a fact that these three tenants will 312 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,020 guarantee that he will achieve the woman of his 313 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,540 dreams, obviously, obviously. So 314 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:11,260 anyways, the next day after the whole $2 incident, 315 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,420 we'll call it lunchtime. Andrew's 316 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,980 sitting with his friends. Caroline 317 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,440 is sitting with her friends and Andrew is sitting close 318 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,140 enough to Caroline that he could hear conversations a 319 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,100 little bit. And if you really try, he 320 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,920 could hear exactly what they're saying. He 321 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,800 doesn't because like who cares, bro. They're 322 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,360 probably just talking about stuff like whatever. 323 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,760 Andrew's is talking with his 324 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,100 friends. He has no idea that the Riz 325 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:38,520 God himself is about to ask Caroline out in his 326 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,880 final third tenant, which remember the final tenant 327 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,900 is to prove that you are an alpha Riz God master, 328 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,860 right? So whatever the hell that 329 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:51,540 means, I know it's not going to be good. That's 330 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,680 all I know. I don't know that means, but 331 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,600 what I do know is strap in buckle, buckle up kids. 332 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,420 This is going to be bad. And 333 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,920 also take out your pen and paper and start to jot 334 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,120 down notes. Here are the notes. Do 335 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,260 not do what this kid does. Okay. 336 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,980 That's all you need to take notes on. So 337 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,120 let's get into it. So Andrew's sitting with his 338 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:17,700 friends and he sees that the Riz God himself has 339 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:21,820 entered the lunch room and the Riz God himself is 340 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,420 entering the lunch room. And 341 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:26,980 he must have learned that he must have learned about 342 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:30,440 the peacock. The bird, right? And 343 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,900 basically the male peacock gets all dressed up and 344 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,280 whatever gets all phant not dressed up. Okay. 345 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,920 The male peacock is very colorful and fancy to 346 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,900 attract like the female peacock. So 347 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,980 he must have been like, Oh, well, I must do the 348 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:45,740 same thing. So bro literally comes in tie 349 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:50,180 dye shirt, tie dye shorts, and somehow got his hands 350 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:54,320 on tie dye shoes. He must have like, I don't 351 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,240 know, bro must have gone to like Riz class from a 352 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,860 fricking, uh, I'm actually brain dead. What 353 00:15:59,868 --> 00:16:03,300 I call that call peacock, dude. I'm 354 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,880 so stupid at live live reaction of my brain 355 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,180 failing. He must have gone to Riz 356 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,820 classes from a fricking peacock, bro. He 357 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,240 came in all like tie dye. Are 358 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,460 you serious right now? Like, 359 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,740 okay. A tie dye shirt can work, I 360 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,060 guess, but don't come in a tie dye shirt shoes socks 361 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,940 underwear, eyeliner, just bro. What's 362 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,040 anyway? So he comes in and he walks 363 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,380 super like weird up to her. Like 364 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,380 he must have seen some like issues how alpha males 365 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,260 walk. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, 366 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,860 like something really stupid like that. So 367 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,880 he's like walking up, swinging his arms all 368 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,940 strange and is like full tie dye outfit and Andrew's 369 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,960 mouth drops. Cause he's like, I knew that 20 370 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,480 bucks were secured, but oh my God. Anyway, 371 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,940 so he goes up and he looks at Caroline. He's 372 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,780 like, Caroline, you will go on a date with me right 373 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,800 now. Whole lunch room goes silent. 374 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,280 She's like looking at him. 375 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:58,000 Shocked. Too stunned to move or say 376 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,860 anything. And Andrew is like, wait, did 377 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:04,460 he just demand that she go on a what? Dude, 378 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,460 just demanded that she goes on a date with him. Are 379 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,220 you serious right now, bro? What? 380 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,980 And the kids like, yeah, you heard me, right, 381 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,099 Caroline? You have no choice in this. 382 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,700 You are going on a date with 383 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:19,440 me this weekend. And she's like, uh, no. And 384 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:25,180 the kids like, what? Bro's like, but I did the three 385 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,480 tenants. What happened? Okay. 386 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,040 Um, I'm actually going to blow up my voice. My 387 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,200 friends, uh, he's, he's at this point, the Riz God 388 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,240 himself is shocked because he's in his head. He's 389 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,060 probably thinking, okay, um, well, I did tenant one. I 390 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,940 showed off my incredible strength. I 391 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,160 did 10 or two. I showed off my immense 392 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,680 wealth and I did 10 at three by showing my offer 393 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,660 of intentioness by asking her out and saying that 394 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,760 she has to go out. What happened? What, 395 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,140 what went wrong? What, I did forget one of the 396 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,820 tenants. One, no, two, no, three. Yeah. 397 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:01,080 So basically he's standing there. Everyone's 398 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,060 looking at him. Caroline's looking at him. Andrew's 399 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,560 looking at him. They're all looking at each other. 400 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,060 I'm going, what's going on 401 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,980 right now? Yeah. So, uh, sure enough, um, 402 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,500 after saying no, the kids like, that's very funny. 403 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,400 Caroline. I knew you were funny and 404 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,520 smart and pretty too. So no, seriously, seriously. 405 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,980 Now we got on a date this 406 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,960 weekend. I mean, you have no choice 407 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,680 in it. I'm alpha, so I'm not going to 408 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,780 let you have a choice. Caroline's 409 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,500 like, what? No, like, sorry, no disrespect, 410 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:39,500 but no, he's like, what? Okay. 411 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,880 Okay. I, oh, oh, I get it. I 412 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,660 get it. I get it. You 413 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,600 don't want everyone to know you're going on a date 414 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,760 with me because they be so jealous. Okay. 415 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,600 And she's like, no, no, I'm not going on a date 416 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,640 with you. I'm so sorry. Like, 417 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,980 no, that's not happening. And 418 00:18:54,980 --> 00:19:03,000 the kids like, I see, like the most sad walk back and 419 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:08,160 he walks by, uh, what's Andrew's table and the guy, 420 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:11,480 Ben, who's holding onto the $20, he gives both $20 to 421 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,440 Andrew and Andrew turns his friends and they shake 422 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,700 their heads. They're like, no, Andrew goes up 423 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,980 to the kid, gives them this $20 back and the Riz 424 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:22,400 got his like, but, but you wanted $20. I 425 00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:25,880 mean, I don't know what I'm doing, man. I'm 426 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,860 sorry. And you're like, bro, it's 427 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,780 good. Like, don't worry about it. Like 428 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,080 we shouldn't have made you do that. Like 429 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,140 that was kind of messed up. And 430 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,980 you said, look, I have some friends that, you 431 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:37,120 know, or, you know, they have girlfriends, they've 432 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,140 done pretty successful. If you really want to know 433 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:42,260 what it takes, we'll help you out, man. And, 434 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,380 you know, they, uh, kind of, they don't really like 435 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,640 become best friends with the quote unquote Riz God 436 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,060 anymore. Um, but he actually does take 437 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,840 them up in the offer and like, they give them a 438 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,900 little bit of advice, like bro to bro advice. Like 439 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,700 first of all, invest in deodorant, man. We 440 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,040 will pay you to invest in deodorant. Right. 441 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,020 And the other thing is like, look, you got to 442 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,540 talk to women. He's like, what? You 443 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,900 got to talk to women, man. No 444 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,400 way. Yeah. Okay. But 445 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,600 anyways, eventually the kid doesn't become the Riz God, 446 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,640 but he becomes less insane, which.