1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,200 How's it going everyone? Today we have a story time of an 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,680 iPad. Kid who thinks he's. 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:08,440 Smarter than Einstein, this kid actually thinks that he's a 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,400 genius, and I hate to break it to you guys. 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,280 But this might be the dumbest kid. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,600 Of all time, I'm not. Joking, so leave. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,000 A like in the video right now to. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,760 Claim your free nothing. Subscribe to the channel if 9 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,200 you're new and like stories. With that being said. 10 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,960 Let's just jump right into it. We're going to call the 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,440 subscriber who submitted this story Zach. 12 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,040 Anyways, so this happened when Zach. 13 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,080 Was in the 7th. Grade and he had this ultimate 14 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:36,000 iPad kid in his class or we're going to call Ben and by the 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,360 way, when I say iPad kid I said this before I'll say it again. 16 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,680 I'm not just saying someone who uses. 17 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,760 An iPad is there. For an iPad kid, 'cause I loved 18 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,680 my iPad. Mini when I was a kid. 19 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,360 When I say iPad kid, I mean someone who literally spends 20 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,520 every waking 2nd every moment, every millisecond. 21 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,320 Just. On their iPad, watching AI slop 22 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,880 slowly, having their brain melt away before their very eyes. 23 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,040 And because of that they end U. Having some pretty crazy takes. 24 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,920 Basically at the beginning of the year in 7th grade, this kid 25 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,280 kept on like he apparently must. So he got. 26 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,560 He found some. Genre of like YouTube shorts or 27 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:17,920 short videos of these like are you a genius quiz, right? 28 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,960 It's like the are you a genius YouTube short type thing and the 29 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:22,280 thing. With a. 30 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,880 Lot of these videos. Is they'll ask you a super? 31 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,520 Obvious question. Or they'll be like if you can. 32 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,760 Answer this in less than 10. Seconds and leave a like and 33 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,680 subscribe. Then you're a genius. 34 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,600 What is 2 + 2? And Ben would be like, I'm 35 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,520 leaving a like. Subscribed the answer. 36 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,040 Is 4 and they'd be like. Oh my God, If you got that 37 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,760 right, you actually might be smarter than Einstein. 38 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:48,040 And you'd be like, Oh my God, I didn't realize I was a genius 39 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,280 like this. Yeah, this kid is just like the 40 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,880 normal type of kid, like the. Person will go online and take 41 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,720 one of those like. Online IQ tests and then start 42 00:01:55,720 --> 00:02:01,120 going around being like yes I'm a 132 IQI mean it is a formally 43 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:08,320 approved by 123onlinequizzes.com dot scam yes it's very formal 44 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,960 and official so if you say anything and I disagree with you 45 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,200 just know that you are disagreeing with your 46 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:19,160 intellectual superior yeah so this kid Ben as soon as he found 47 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,240 that these. Like kind of like these quizzes 48 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,480 online he immediately. Went into absolute nightmare. 49 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,960 Mode. So yeah, this all happened. 50 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,680 One day when Zach was in. Class and sure enough, Ben came 51 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,520 in. Being all Snooty or whatever. 52 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,960 So they're talking about. Something and the teacher is 53 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,120 like, hey, does anyone know the answer to and he says something 54 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,560 right? I don't know exactly what he 55 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,520 says there, but he's like, what is this? 56 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,400 And. Ben raises his hand and he's 57 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,040 like, I'll choose a question. He's like, what? 58 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:53,640 Is you know, can you tell me? When Abraham Lincoln was born. 59 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,120 I don't know, maybe they're in history. 60 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:01,320 And Ben was like 1020 ABC or just said some answer that was 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,920 completely wrong so the whole class would look at him and. 62 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,120 The teacher, of course, was like, oh. 63 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,640 Not quite. The answer is actually this. 64 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,080 And Ben would be laugh a little, but he's like, teacher, I think 65 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,160 you might actually want to. Reconsider that. 66 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,680 Take the teacher. Be like what Ben's like, Yeah. 67 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:26,880 So just so you know, I'm actually a 145 IQI. 68 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,520 Was doing a couple. Quizzes online yesterday and the 69 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,400 YouTube shorts told me that I was probably genius level 70 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,600 intelligence so I would say that I think just. 71 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:44,400 Based on my IQ alone. That probably Abraham Lincoln 72 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:49,360 was born in eight to 1028 BCE. It's I think it's more likely. 73 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,360 So I'd love it if you could circle back in the books and 74 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,840 just make sure that you're that you're right, right. 75 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,200 You know, because I think it's just more likely that I'd be 76 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,360 correct here if you if you get what I mean, if you get what I 77 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,320 mean. So the whole. 78 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,080 Class is looking at this kid just like, almost like mortified 79 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,920 like. This might be the dumbest idiot 80 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,320 of all time. Like you're literally telling 81 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,040 the teacher it's something. That's so blatantly false and 82 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,120 just incorrect and saying like, Oh yeah, buddy, I went on 83 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,480 YouTube Shorts once, therefore I'm the smartest kid of all 84 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,360 times. Like bro, you cannot be serious. 85 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,440 Yeah, so sure enough, this kid continued on for the couple 86 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,760 days. Because he would just go. 87 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,760 Around and he would just like. Scoff at people and be like Oh 88 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,000 my God sorry I wasn't paying attention I was just doing 89 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,840 another IQ quiz on YouTube. Shorts and like the subscriber 90 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,680 Zach would watch him and it'd be some brain rod channel that's 91 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,360 like. Leave a like subscribe and then 92 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,400 if you can tell me what animal this is. 93 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,000 You have a 145 IQ. You are an Einstein genius. 94 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,840 It's like a photo of a dog or something super simple. 95 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,240 Like it's literally just. Farming to get him to engage 96 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,080 with a video. But buddy is. 97 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,240 Falling for this because he's like, Oh my God, it's. 98 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,520 Proof I'm a superhero genius IQ and he'll just like walk. 99 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:05,880 Around and be like. So what is your IQI mean it's 100 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,120 going to be less? Than mine. 101 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,480 Of course it's. I mean, I can geniuses know each 102 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,600 other. So as a genius myself, diagnosed 103 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,640 by YouTube shorts, I can just kind of tell dude. 104 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,920 That you're not a. Genius and Zach would just look. 105 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,320 At him like bro you are. You might be the biggest idiot 106 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:25,520 of all time. Like not only let's say he was 107 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:30,280 super smart, Bunny is the most pretentious guy of all time in 108 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:34,480 his social IQ, his intelligence of dealing with people. 109 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,760 Is a freaking goose egg, buddy. It's a. 110 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,560 Zero, you can't go. Around saying like. 111 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,360 Oh man, like. Even if you are super smart 112 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,960 like, you might be smart and. Like math wise and. 113 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,000 Other reasoning and logic but you are not smart in the way 114 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,160 that you or you got to realize if you're going around to people 115 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,000 and saying I'm a genius and you're an idiot lol. 116 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,080 Like bro. People are not going to like 117 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,240 you. They're not going to mess with 118 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,760 you, bro. They're going to see that and 119 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,240 they're going to be like. Dude like. 120 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,920 Get me away. From this kid. 121 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,280 So. But the truth is, this guy was 122 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,200 not. A super. 123 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:09,560 Einstein 10,000 IQ and even early on so during math. 124 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,320 Class in September. The teacher was explaining 125 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,600 something in. Algebra right? 126 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:18,320 Your standard algebra. But Ben kept interrupting with 127 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,320 his iPad raised, claiming that he solved it faster than 128 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,160 Einstein ever could. So imagine this. 129 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,120 The teachers like, all right, I'm going to put. 130 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,400 This dude, I don't know. I don't know if it's like 131 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,160 quadratic equations in 7th grade. 132 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,800 I don't know. Maybe it's just maybe it's not 133 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,600 quadratic. I think it's like your X plus 2 134 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:38,640 = 7 define X something a little bit simpler like that and so. 135 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,800 Ben would like raise his his. IPad is like raising his hand 136 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,280 with his iPad, he's like. Oh my God, I just solved it. 137 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,640 I just solved the guys. And the teacher would be like, 138 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,640 yes, Ben, because he would keep doing this. 139 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,080 He's like. Guys, I think I low key just 140 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:55,000 solved it faster than even, dare I say Einstein. 141 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,800 And it'd be like. X. 142 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,400 Plus like X like you know, X -, 1. 143 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:05,800 Equals 3. So then what -1 = 3? 144 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,320 It's 4 - 1 = 3. And he'd be like negative. 100 145 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,360 billion and the teacher would be like, no. 146 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,800 And he's like. Are you talking to the 145 IQ? 147 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,040 When's the last time your guy, you got your intelligence 148 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,760 measured? Because I got it measured 149 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,640 literally 25 seconds ago. And I got my IQ measured on 150 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,800 YouTube Shorts and then it actually went up to 150 guys. 151 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,960 Can you believe it? And everyone at this point is 152 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:36,080 just like this kid is so annoying, this might be the most 153 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:40,360 annoying kid of all time. And this only continued on to 154 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,360 get worse because he thought he was a genius. 155 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,440 It only metastasized into crazier and crazier ideas. 156 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,720 So in October in their history. Class. 157 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,800 Because. Ben and Zach the. 158 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,960 Subscriber. Have a lot of classes together, 159 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,080 Zach says. Unfortunately. 160 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,160 They have a lot of classes together. 161 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,800 Unfortunately, man. And for a history and they have 162 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,000 to do a history project. On a famous inventor. 163 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,000 You can pick any famous inventor you wanted, whatever you wanted 164 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,080 to do there. And you know. 165 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:14,720 This Zach shows I don't know. Some standard like he didn't 166 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,200 even tell. Me everyone was doing normal 167 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:20,760 presentations and that's when Ben submitted A slideshow made 168 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:25,520 on his iPad by the way, full of memes and AI generated quote and 169 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:30,200 quote facts and it was completely incoherent and you 170 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,600 might be thinking, wasn't this supposed to be like an. 171 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,440 Inventor. Like you're supposed to be 172 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,600 covering some famous inventor. Well, you have to understand 173 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,240 what Ben meant when he was doing this. 174 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,760 Ben was covering himself. I know, I know. 175 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,000 You probably. Just cringed super hard. 176 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,440 And I'm going to tell you that there's only more cringe. 177 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,960 Coming your way. So if you. 178 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,120 Want to protect yourself from the cringe? 179 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,240 I will give you a pair of cringe. 180 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,360 Goggles, it'll help shield you from the cringe. 181 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,480 The only way you can do this is. Leaving a like on the video 182 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,120 right now if you're on YouTube, if you're listening on Spotify 183 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,080 or Apple Music if you've already rated. 184 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,480 The podcast 5 stars you. Have your cringe goggles. 185 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,160 Here you go. Strap them on, it's about to 186 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:08,600 get. Bad. 187 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,800 So yes, he's doing a presentation on himself and you 188 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,200 see. All these crazy, like 189 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,400 screenshots of like the most stupidest things ever. 190 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,480 Like the Earth's actually a cube and he's like fact. 191 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,680 I actually came up with this. And then there was a whole slide 192 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,040 about how he was claiming that Einstein. 193 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:29,520 Stole his theories about ancient aliens existing because there's 194 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,440 a conspiracy like real that he saw. 195 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,080 And there's so many layers. Wrong to that. 196 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,480 First of all, this kid is claiming that Einstein stole 197 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,680 from him. Which Einstein, by the way? 198 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,360 Buddy, I don't even know if Ben knew this. 199 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,360 Is no longer around. He died like 70. 200 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,440 Years ago or something? Second of all, last time I 201 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,680 checked and it's not like. I've read every. 202 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:56,400 Book on Einstein and all of his. Letters between him and you know 203 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,360 his. I wasn't standing there. 204 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:02,000 Listening to his long walks with Kurt Girdle back in the day and. 205 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,560 But I'm pretty sure he didn't have some theory on ancient 206 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,760 aliens. It's like some stupid brain rod 207 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,080 History channel show. But he's like. 208 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,800 Yeah, he low key stole my Ancient Aliens theory, which is 209 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,960 pretty crazy. Yeah, it was. 210 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,720 In one of them, like one of the screenshots. 211 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,320 That's telling me this like probably. 212 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,360 One of like the cherry on the top of this presentation, which 213 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,280 this is already quite the Sunday man, but the cherry on the top 214 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,080 of this presentation was that one of the YouTube. 215 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,360 Shorts that he'd like screenshotted is proof of one of 216 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,120 his theories because he's doing himself as a famous inventor, 217 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,800 which I don't even know what he's. 218 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,360 Inventing here but he accidentally like left in he. 219 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,520 Opened up the. Comments section. 220 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,880 Just took a screenshot of it, was super. 221 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,840 Lazy all the comments was. Like this is the dumbest thing 222 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,320 ever. I can't believe anyone falls for 223 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,160 this. So he is low key self roasting. 224 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,040 Yeah, let's just say that, Einstein. 225 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,240 Over here, Ben did not get a great grade on this 226 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,000 presentation. The teacher had him do like a 227 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,760 one page essay on a different inventor that he chose to make 228 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,040 up for the grade because otherwise he was going to fail. 229 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,360 Which like, dude, of course you're going to fail. 230 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,720 I mean. Bro come on now. 231 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,720 So if you thought the. Pretentiousness was over it. 232 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,480 Wasn't because Ben decided that he was going to start something 233 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:18,920 called the Genius Club. Yes, he was starting a club. 234 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,520 It was only for geniuses. And so one day at lunch, Zach 235 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,080 is. Sitting there with. 236 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,200 His friends and he sees Ben walking over to the table. 237 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,720 He's like hello everyone. I just wanted to let you know 238 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,200 that I was start. I'm starting the genius club. 239 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:38,920 Those with a genius level intelligence will join me and we 240 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:44,280 will have discussions about math and history and philosophy and 241 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,000 Roblox and everything that geniuses sit there and talk 242 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,160 about. We will ponder the questions. 243 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,240 Of the universe like. Why is the Earth A? 244 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,760 Cube, why is the? Moon made of cheese. 245 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,560 Why is gravity just magnets in the ground? 246 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,080 They're just looking at him like bro but. 247 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:04,080 He's like, I will say there is a test that you must take to join 248 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,080 my club and I'm going to be honest guys, I'm coming over 249 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,280 here out of a courtesy. I'm coming out of over here to 250 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,640 be polite. Do I truly think that any of you 251 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,400 guys are geniuses? I've been around you. 252 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,720 Guys and I'm just. Going to be honest as a genius 253 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:23,240 myself, I know you guys are not geniuses but it is only fair and 254 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,480 I am. A fair and righteous genius. 255 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,640 I'm not one of those evil genius, because I'm a fair. 256 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,440 And righteous genius, right? It's only fair that I give the 257 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,640 opportunity to maybe prove me. Wrong. 258 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,240 Which is impossible because my IQ is. 259 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,760 Actually 155, it's gone up recently. 260 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,440 You know, I didn't think it could be any higher, but I think 261 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,680 I just got smarter. You know, some days you just 262 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,240 wake up and you just get a little bit smarter. 263 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,160 I don't know what else to say, but you know, frankly, I just 264 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,080 got a little smarter. I don't know what to say. 265 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,200 You know, it's crazy. I mean, maybe I'll have more IQ 266 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,760 than people on the. Planet by the end of this year. 267 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,760 Who knows, I'm just. I'm just truly that smart. 268 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:58,280 So you know, at this point Zach is like looks at his friends and 269 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,360 they're always looking at each other like dude, this kids an 270 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,880 absolute clown. But Zach is like, I love a good 271 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,000 story. Which is great for me because. 272 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,280 The subscriber by the way, if you want to submit your. 273 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,360 Own stories go to Instagram. Look up Connor Bugs follow me 274 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,920 the message me your story. It's great for me because I get 275 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,280 to tell an even. Funnier story. 276 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,280 So thank you for. For doing this, Zach, but Zach 277 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,480 is like. OK, man, let's let's do the test 278 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:23,840 right here, right now. And Ben's like, yeah, yeah, OK, 279 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,480 we can do it right now. He pulls out his iPad. 280 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:31,200 He's like, OK. Here is a question, What shape 281 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,880 is the earth? He's like, it's a sphere, right? 282 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,840 It's brown. It's a ball. 283 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,400 He's like false. OK, you have a 20 IQ right now. 284 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,080 It's hilarious. It's actually a cube. 285 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,760 You have to realize that the aerodynamics and the space and 286 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,800 the curvature of the. Addition and subtraction make it 287 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,920 a cube like buddy was just. Spamming. 288 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,640 Random words that sounded smart. Putting together a completely 289 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,760 incoherent and not so. Smart sounding sentence, dude. 290 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,680 And you know, Jack's like, OK. Man, man, you're right. 291 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,360 You're so. Right. 292 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,880 It is a cube. OK, next question. 293 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,960 He's like, OK. I have a puzzle, a Riddle. 294 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,440 Only geniuses get it. What am I thinking of right now? 295 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,280 Buddy's Riddle. Was oh, what am I thinking of 296 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,240 right now? It's like, here's the thing, 297 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,160 like I'm all for, like it's. Giving a puzzle and a Riddle. 298 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,240 Like there is something with intelligence your. 299 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,840 Ability to synthesize information. 300 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,840 Your ability to put. Patterns together. 301 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,040 Pattern recognition. Being able to pull two things 302 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,280 together and connect things that. 303 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,000 People. Other people. 304 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,480 Can't see that is. Often a sign that you're pretty 305 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,400 bright. You know what's not a puzzle? 306 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,680 Saying oh, guess what I'm thinking of right now? 307 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,760 Yeah, so Zach's like, I don't know your dog. 308 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,440 He's like. False, I was thinking. 309 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:51,840 Of a chair idiot. He said OK, well that was fun. 310 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,960 Let's just say that no simpletons allowed in the genius 311 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,040 club. Yep. 312 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,800 So he walks away from the table. Does the same shtick at a bunch 313 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,280 of other tables. Let's just. 314 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,680 Say that not every other. Student was as. 315 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,280 Going along with. It as Zach was I think Zach was 316 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,920 honestly just wanting a show. He wanted something funny, 317 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,680 right? And in all fairness, it was 318 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,920 pretty funny. Some kids were just like yo, get 319 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,520 out of here get lost, bro. He's like I'm. 320 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,040 Sorry that my intelligence is higher than. 321 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,640 Yours maybe? You could just be. 322 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,440 Smarter one day. So yeah, the genius. 323 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,840 Club consisted just of him, so he'd sit alone at lunch and like 324 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,280 talk to him and proclaim like new theories. 325 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,120 He's like, he'd just like stand up one day in class in lunch, 326 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,640 not in class in lunch and be like. 327 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,640 Everyone, I have a new math that I discovered. 1 + 1 might not 328 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,600 actually equal 2. I will get back to you. 329 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,040 On my findings later and he goes back on his iPad, starts 330 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,720 watching slop again like it might be the dumbest thing of 331 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,600 all time. But really, this all came up 332 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,520 together. It really. 333 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,200 All of his arrogance peaked. Because they have a school 334 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:58,680 during the school wide trivia. So obviously Ben, Ben signed up. 335 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,880 To do it solo. Saying that other people would 336 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,920 just weigh him down. And also recently. 337 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,920 He said that his IQ is up to 200, and he said he's absolutely 338 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,480 smashing Einstein's IQ by this point. 339 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,000 He's just significantly smart, he said. 340 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,520 I'm the smartest. Person of all time? 341 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,160 Yes, that's totally a word, bro. Yeah, but anyways, he signed a 342 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,400 solo. Because he's like. 343 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,520 Anyone else would be. Too much of an idiot and he said 344 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,120 I'm smarter than Einstein. This is an easy dub everyone. 345 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,400 And OK, let's get to the actual event. 346 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:31,120 So during the event. He hooked his iPad to like next 347 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,840 to him, to like quote quote, Fact Check, right? 348 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,640 And. Yeah, super. 349 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,080 Genius moment going on, but this time it's. 350 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,120 In front of everyone. Because he's at his like, 351 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,080 arrogant. Moments in little places. 352 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,560 But now he's going up, and he's going up with his iPad in front 353 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,560 of the entire. School because like. 354 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,640 Everyone has to go to like the trivia. 355 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,240 Thing it's like for. Fun look, it's not. 356 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,720 Even like a. Who's smart? 357 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,120 It's just like, dude, this is for fun. 358 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,760 Like, let's have a good time. But he goes up there and one of 359 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,080 the teachers is like, hey, you can't bring your iPad. 360 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,080 Like you can't look up the quiet, like you can't look it 361 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,040 up. The whole point of this is to 362 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,680 see if you know the answer. It's like, it's trivia. 363 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,480 It's like. Of course, he said. 364 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:09,440 But I need my iPad to Fact Check if you guys are wrong. 365 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,839 The teacher's like, well, you know, we can look at that after 366 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,359 if you. Question something we can. 367 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,000 Go back and look at it after, but for now you have to leave 368 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,079 it. So he's like fine. 369 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,440 So he goes up there and he is about to be. 370 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,119 Exposed to everyone that not only. 371 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,840 Is he not a? Genius, but he might have 372 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,040 nothing in his brain. It's I'm saying on the nicest 373 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,800 way that is what Zach is saying. I'm look. 374 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,360 He's in 7th grade. We all do crazy things in 7th 375 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,960 grade, but. You didn't have your cringe, 376 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,640 Golic goes on. Before you got to tighten the 377 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,160 man. But if you made it as far into 378 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,160 the. Video the. 379 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,840 Secret word of the day is floor. Because I'm looking at my floor 380 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,880 right now, I'm pacing around my room recording this video. 381 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,520 I'd love to see the names and faces of people who made it as 382 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,400 far into the video. I really do appreciate you guys 383 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,240 watching. If you don't know the best way 384 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,200 to support the channel is simply to watch another video after 385 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,520 this. YouTube and Spotify wherever you 386 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,560 watch this they they look at like binge watching like how 387 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,600 many videos you watch in a row. So if you watch. 388 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,040 Another video after this go on that video and comment saying 389 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,200 this is my second video on binge watching and tell me how many 390 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,520 videos you've been been watching. 391 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,720 I actually recognize your names and faces especially when you 392 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,640 guys comment a lot. Thank you guys once again and 393 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,800 let's get back to this because this is a bound to be an 394 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,960 absolute. Cringe fast so. 395 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,560 Please tighten your cringe goggles bro, it's about to be. 396 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:29,320 Bad. So anyways, he goes up there and 397 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,760 the first trivia. The trivia is. 398 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,880 Kind of easy. I mean, it's like 7th grade, 399 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,600 it's whatever. So he's like, the first question 400 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,600 is like. Here is an Earth and science 401 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,320 question. It's like. 402 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,880 What is the first layer of the Earth? 403 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,200 Called. It's called the. 404 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,840 Crust. If I'm like wrong on this I'm 405 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,360 like I I need to double check but it it's the. 406 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,800 Crust for all intensive. Purposes. 407 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,400 The crust of the Earth is the first layer. 408 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,360 You know, you got the mantle, you got the core. 409 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,720 You got the inner core, all that kind of stuff, so. 410 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,240 Ben immediately raises his hand. They're like, yes, Ben. 411 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,440 He said it's called the dirt and they're like. 412 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,480 Well. Dirt is, you know. 413 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,720 Does surround the early? There's a lot of dirt, but 414 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,080 there's actually more ocean water in the surface by far then 415 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,720 there is dirt. He's like and someone else is 416 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,760 like the cross and they're like correct Jimmy. 417 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:20,280 He's like OK, like dirt is not below us right now. 418 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,800 Pretty obvious that I'm right and you guys are just. 419 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,800 Coping and. They just kind of ignored that 420 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,640 and moved on. OK, next one. 421 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,880 Here's a math question. What happens? 422 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,000 Let me think. When you take this. 423 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,800 Something super super simple like OK if you have. 424 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:45,960 To take 100 / 10. And then and three, what's the 425 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,840 answer? I'm sure you look there's some 426 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,080 pen DOS stuff or something you guys are going to tweak about, 427 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:55,600 but. 100 / 3 is. 50 plus what do I say 3 so like 53 I know that 428 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,800 you're going to be like, well, pen dos actually says I don't 429 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,440 know I'm I'm doing this in my head right now. 430 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960 I was actually a math major in college so you guys can't. 431 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,200 You guys can't question me, man. I could. 432 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,480 I'm still bad at arithmetic. So Ben is like it is. 433 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,040 It is. And someone is like 53. 434 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,000 He's like. No, I'm not done yet. 435 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,440 I'm not done yet. He's like, wait, I'm still 436 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,040 answering. And the person's like, that's 437 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:18,760 correct. He's like. 438 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,480 Ben interrupts and says no, that is wrong. 439 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,680 Is actually zero. You know why? 440 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:29,200 Because no number can be. Well, it's zero. 441 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,320 Are you really going to? Are you really going to tell me 442 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,040 that A. Genius didn't get that, but an 443 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,680 idiot like like. Brad over there got it, and the 444 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680 teacher's like. The. 445 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,440 Bad. Like please calm down. 446 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,240 Do not call your fellow classmate an idiot. 447 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,280 So this. Point, like a lot of people in 448 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,400 the auditorium are laughing. Not just. 449 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,800 Because this kids getting it wrong and. 450 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,080 He's getting it more these questions, miraculously. 451 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,720 Wrong. You know, I will say I fold 452 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,040 under pressure all the time. Like I'm someone if. 453 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,880 If I know someone's name like I know them and they just go up to 454 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,320 me and say what's my name, I will sometimes just blank. 455 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,160 I get it, but dude at. Least I'm not crashing. 456 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,240 Out and calling my opponents idiots. 457 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,760 But there's one more question before he has a major crash out. 458 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,400 They say OK. Can anyone tell me? 459 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,200 What, you know, us humans as a species, what is our scientific 460 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,440 name? What the answer they're looking 461 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,680 for is Homo sapien, right? Because we're Homo sapiens or 462 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,000 there's a whole anthropology thing, whatever. 463 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:33,800 And he is like. Obviously we're we're, we're 464 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,200 descendants of the Ender Dragons. 465 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:41,880 And so I would say that we are we, we are. 466 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,840 Ender Dragons What? So at. 467 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,040 This point, everyone's laughing because Buddy's been on YouTube 468 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,960 Shorts so much that he thinks video games are actually true. 469 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,840 So someone else raises their hand. 470 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,480 They say Homo sapiens. They're like, correct. 471 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,240 He's like. Wrong. 472 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,080 Wrong. Did you not look at the family 473 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,560 tree with the ender? Dragons and the. 474 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,800 The Withers and oh but just like you guys are all idiots and I'm 475 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,840 going to prove you all wrong, you are literally telling to me 476 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,600 with my IQ being 208. I checked it a second ago. 477 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,280 Higher than Einstein. It's actually wrong, you guys 478 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:11,960 are. Insane. 479 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,960 And he storms off the stage. So at this point, everyone's 480 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,080 laughing. And it's a total. 481 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,400 Absolute meltdown freak out. She might be asking was the 482 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,880 aftermath. Basically this was the. 483 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,720 Aftermath. He had this whole he went live 484 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,080 on Instagram. And everyone like at the end of 485 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,520 the night, like when they went back home, he was live and he 486 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,360 was live for like 45 minutes. Unfortunately, he's acted not at 487 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,760 a screen recording. He was just laughing too much 488 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,720 and just enjoying the moment, watching it. 489 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,840 And he? He said that he'll tell me if. 490 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,200 He finds someone with a screen recording. 491 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,960 But basically this kids like. Tries to debunk all the things 492 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,600 he's like see and he like pulls out his iPad and he's like 493 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,920 streaming from his phone on Instagram. 494 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,080 He's like, see this. YouTube short clearly shows that 495 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,000 the under dragon and then the under dragon he just like is. 496 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,560 Trying to debunk everything and the people in the comments 497 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:03,400 section are like 0 IQ 0 IQ like. Blood is not smarter than. 498 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,120 Einstein's skull emoji. And he eventually. 499 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,640 Crashes out on live. He's like fine, I actually don't 500 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,040 want to be around idiots like you guys. 501 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,920 Anyways, you guys are lowering my IQ. 502 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,800 My IQ just went from 200. 75 to 270. 4 Because I'm around you 503 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,520 guys, Yeah, so this kid continues. 504 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,000 To be a little bit of a menace for the rest. 505 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,840 Of the year, but Zach tells me he more. 506 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,360 Or less calms down. And guys, the moral of the story 507 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,800 is, if you find an IQ test online that tells you you're a 508 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,200 genius, maybe get that double checked. 509 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,520 But also it doesn't. Matter what your IQ is, if you 510 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,000 can just. Put in a good effort and. 511 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,240 Be a good person. That's what really matters. 512 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,920 And yeah, see you guys in the next one. 513 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,280 Peace.