How's it going everyone? Today we have a story time of an
iPad. Kid who thinks he's.
Smarter than Einstein, this kid actually thinks that he's a
genius, and I hate to break it to you guys.
But this might be the dumbest kid.
Of all time, I'm not. Joking, so leave.
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Let's just jump right into it. We're going to call the
subscriber who submitted this story Zach.
Anyways, so this happened when Zach.
Was in the 7th. Grade and he had this ultimate
iPad kid in his class or we're going to call Ben and by the
way, when I say iPad kid I said this before I'll say it again.
I'm not just saying someone who uses.
An iPad is there. For an iPad kid, 'cause I loved
my iPad. Mini when I was a kid.
When I say iPad kid, I mean someone who literally spends
every waking 2nd every moment, every millisecond.
Just. On their iPad, watching AI slop
slowly, having their brain melt away before their very eyes.
And because of that they end U. Having some pretty crazy takes.
Basically at the beginning of the year in 7th grade, this kid
kept on like he apparently must. So he got.
He found some. Genre of like YouTube shorts or
short videos of these like are you a genius quiz, right?
It's like the are you a genius YouTube short type thing and the
thing. With a.
Lot of these videos. Is they'll ask you a super?
Obvious question. Or they'll be like if you can.
Answer this in less than 10. Seconds and leave a like and
subscribe. Then you're a genius.
What is 2 + 2? And Ben would be like, I'm
leaving a like. Subscribed the answer.
Is 4 and they'd be like. Oh my God, If you got that
right, you actually might be smarter than Einstein.
And you'd be like, Oh my God, I didn't realize I was a genius
like this. Yeah, this kid is just like the
normal type of kid, like the. Person will go online and take
one of those like. Online IQ tests and then start
going around being like yes I'm a 132 IQI mean it is a formally
approved by 123onlinequizzes.com dot scam yes it's very formal
and official so if you say anything and I disagree with you
just know that you are disagreeing with your
intellectual superior yeah so this kid Ben as soon as he found
that these. Like kind of like these quizzes
online he immediately. Went into absolute nightmare.
Mode. So yeah, this all happened.
One day when Zach was in. Class and sure enough, Ben came
in. Being all Snooty or whatever.
So they're talking about. Something and the teacher is
like, hey, does anyone know the answer to and he says something
right? I don't know exactly what he
says there, but he's like, what is this?
And. Ben raises his hand and he's
like, I'll choose a question. He's like, what?
Is you know, can you tell me? When Abraham Lincoln was born.
I don't know, maybe they're in history.
And Ben was like 1020 ABC or just said some answer that was
completely wrong so the whole class would look at him and.
The teacher, of course, was like, oh.
Not quite. The answer is actually this.
And Ben would be laugh a little, but he's like, teacher, I think
you might actually want to. Reconsider that.
Take the teacher. Be like what Ben's like, Yeah.
So just so you know, I'm actually a 145 IQI.
Was doing a couple. Quizzes online yesterday and the
YouTube shorts told me that I was probably genius level
intelligence so I would say that I think just.
Based on my IQ alone. That probably Abraham Lincoln
was born in eight to 1028 BCE. It's I think it's more likely.
So I'd love it if you could circle back in the books and
just make sure that you're that you're right, right.
You know, because I think it's just more likely that I'd be
correct here if you if you get what I mean, if you get what I
mean. So the whole.
Class is looking at this kid just like, almost like mortified
like. This might be the dumbest idiot
of all time. Like you're literally telling
the teacher it's something. That's so blatantly false and
just incorrect and saying like, Oh yeah, buddy, I went on
YouTube Shorts once, therefore I'm the smartest kid of all
times. Like bro, you cannot be serious.
Yeah, so sure enough, this kid continued on for the couple
days. Because he would just go.
Around and he would just like. Scoff at people and be like Oh
my God sorry I wasn't paying attention I was just doing
another IQ quiz on YouTube. Shorts and like the subscriber
Zach would watch him and it'd be some brain rod channel that's
like. Leave a like subscribe and then
if you can tell me what animal this is.
You have a 145 IQ. You are an Einstein genius.
It's like a photo of a dog or something super simple.
Like it's literally just. Farming to get him to engage
with a video. But buddy is.
Falling for this because he's like, Oh my God, it's.
Proof I'm a superhero genius IQ and he'll just like walk.
Around and be like. So what is your IQI mean it's
going to be less? Than mine.
Of course it's. I mean, I can geniuses know each
other. So as a genius myself, diagnosed
by YouTube shorts, I can just kind of tell dude.
That you're not a. Genius and Zach would just look.
At him like bro you are. You might be the biggest idiot
of all time. Like not only let's say he was
super smart, Bunny is the most pretentious guy of all time in
his social IQ, his intelligence of dealing with people.
Is a freaking goose egg, buddy. It's a.
Zero, you can't go. Around saying like.
Oh man, like. Even if you are super smart
like, you might be smart and. Like math wise and.
Other reasoning and logic but you are not smart in the way
that you or you got to realize if you're going around to people
and saying I'm a genius and you're an idiot lol.
Like bro. People are not going to like
you. They're not going to mess with
you, bro. They're going to see that and
they're going to be like. Dude like.
Get me away. From this kid.
So. But the truth is, this guy was
not. A super.
Einstein 10,000 IQ and even early on so during math.
Class in September. The teacher was explaining
something in. Algebra right?
Your standard algebra. But Ben kept interrupting with
his iPad raised, claiming that he solved it faster than
Einstein ever could. So imagine this.
The teachers like, all right, I'm going to put.
This dude, I don't know. I don't know if it's like
quadratic equations in 7th grade.
I don't know. Maybe it's just maybe it's not
quadratic. I think it's like your X plus 2
= 7 define X something a little bit simpler like that and so.
Ben would like raise his his. IPad is like raising his hand
with his iPad, he's like. Oh my God, I just solved it.
I just solved the guys. And the teacher would be like,
yes, Ben, because he would keep doing this.
He's like. Guys, I think I low key just
solved it faster than even, dare I say Einstein.
And it'd be like. X.
Plus like X like you know, X -, 1.
Equals 3. So then what -1 = 3?
It's 4 - 1 = 3. And he'd be like negative. 100
billion and the teacher would be like, no.
And he's like. Are you talking to the 145 IQ?
When's the last time your guy, you got your intelligence
measured? Because I got it measured
literally 25 seconds ago. And I got my IQ measured on
YouTube Shorts and then it actually went up to 150 guys.
Can you believe it? And everyone at this point is
just like this kid is so annoying, this might be the most
annoying kid of all time. And this only continued on to
get worse because he thought he was a genius.
It only metastasized into crazier and crazier ideas.
So in October in their history. Class.
Because. Ben and Zach the.
Subscriber. Have a lot of classes together,
Zach says. Unfortunately.
They have a lot of classes together.
Unfortunately, man. And for a history and they have
to do a history project. On a famous inventor.
You can pick any famous inventor you wanted, whatever you wanted
to do there. And you know.
This Zach shows I don't know. Some standard like he didn't
even tell. Me everyone was doing normal
presentations and that's when Ben submitted A slideshow made
on his iPad by the way, full of memes and AI generated quote and
quote facts and it was completely incoherent and you
might be thinking, wasn't this supposed to be like an.
Inventor. Like you're supposed to be
covering some famous inventor. Well, you have to understand
what Ben meant when he was doing this.
Ben was covering himself. I know, I know.
You probably. Just cringed super hard.
And I'm going to tell you that there's only more cringe.
Coming your way. So if you.
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Here you go. Strap them on, it's about to
get. Bad.
So yes, he's doing a presentation on himself and you
see. All these crazy, like
screenshots of like the most stupidest things ever.
Like the Earth's actually a cube and he's like fact.
I actually came up with this. And then there was a whole slide
about how he was claiming that Einstein.
Stole his theories about ancient aliens existing because there's
a conspiracy like real that he saw.
And there's so many layers. Wrong to that.
First of all, this kid is claiming that Einstein stole
from him. Which Einstein, by the way?
Buddy, I don't even know if Ben knew this.
Is no longer around. He died like 70.
Years ago or something? Second of all, last time I
checked and it's not like. I've read every.
Book on Einstein and all of his. Letters between him and you know
his. I wasn't standing there.
Listening to his long walks with Kurt Girdle back in the day and.
But I'm pretty sure he didn't have some theory on ancient
aliens. It's like some stupid brain rod
History channel show. But he's like.
Yeah, he low key stole my Ancient Aliens theory, which is
pretty crazy. Yeah, it was.
In one of them, like one of the screenshots.
That's telling me this like probably.
One of like the cherry on the top of this presentation, which
this is already quite the Sunday man, but the cherry on the top
of this presentation was that one of the YouTube.
Shorts that he'd like screenshotted is proof of one of
his theories because he's doing himself as a famous inventor,
which I don't even know what he's.
Inventing here but he accidentally like left in he.
Opened up the. Comments section.
Just took a screenshot of it, was super.
Lazy all the comments was. Like this is the dumbest thing
ever. I can't believe anyone falls for
this. So he is low key self roasting.
Yeah, let's just say that, Einstein.
Over here, Ben did not get a great grade on this
presentation. The teacher had him do like a
one page essay on a different inventor that he chose to make
up for the grade because otherwise he was going to fail.
Which like, dude, of course you're going to fail.
I mean. Bro come on now.
So if you thought the. Pretentiousness was over it.
Wasn't because Ben decided that he was going to start something
called the Genius Club. Yes, he was starting a club.
It was only for geniuses. And so one day at lunch, Zach
is. Sitting there with.
His friends and he sees Ben walking over to the table.
He's like hello everyone. I just wanted to let you know
that I was start. I'm starting the genius club.
Those with a genius level intelligence will join me and we
will have discussions about math and history and philosophy and
Roblox and everything that geniuses sit there and talk
about. We will ponder the questions.
Of the universe like. Why is the Earth A?
Cube, why is the? Moon made of cheese.
Why is gravity just magnets in the ground?
They're just looking at him like bro but.
He's like, I will say there is a test that you must take to join
my club and I'm going to be honest guys, I'm coming over
here out of a courtesy. I'm coming out of over here to
be polite. Do I truly think that any of you
guys are geniuses? I've been around you.
Guys and I'm just. Going to be honest as a genius
myself, I know you guys are not geniuses but it is only fair and
I am. A fair and righteous genius.
I'm not one of those evil genius, because I'm a fair.
And righteous genius, right? It's only fair that I give the
opportunity to maybe prove me. Wrong.
Which is impossible because my IQ is.
Actually 155, it's gone up recently.
You know, I didn't think it could be any higher, but I think
I just got smarter. You know, some days you just
wake up and you just get a little bit smarter.
I don't know what else to say, but you know, frankly, I just
got a little smarter. I don't know what to say.
You know, it's crazy. I mean, maybe I'll have more IQ
than people on the. Planet by the end of this year.
Who knows, I'm just. I'm just truly that smart.
So you know, at this point Zach is like looks at his friends and
they're always looking at each other like dude, this kids an
absolute clown. But Zach is like, I love a good
story. Which is great for me because.
The subscriber by the way, if you want to submit your.
Own stories go to Instagram. Look up Connor Bugs follow me
the message me your story. It's great for me because I get
to tell an even. Funnier story.
So thank you for. For doing this, Zach, but Zach
is like. OK, man, let's let's do the test
right here, right now. And Ben's like, yeah, yeah, OK,
we can do it right now. He pulls out his iPad.
He's like, OK. Here is a question, What shape
is the earth? He's like, it's a sphere, right?
It's brown. It's a ball.
He's like false. OK, you have a 20 IQ right now.
It's hilarious. It's actually a cube.
You have to realize that the aerodynamics and the space and
the curvature of the. Addition and subtraction make it
a cube like buddy was just. Spamming.
Random words that sounded smart. Putting together a completely
incoherent and not so. Smart sounding sentence, dude.
And you know, Jack's like, OK. Man, man, you're right.
You're so. Right.
It is a cube. OK, next question.
He's like, OK. I have a puzzle, a Riddle.
Only geniuses get it. What am I thinking of right now?
Buddy's Riddle. Was oh, what am I thinking of
right now? It's like, here's the thing,
like I'm all for, like it's. Giving a puzzle and a Riddle.
Like there is something with intelligence your.
Ability to synthesize information.
Your ability to put. Patterns together.
Pattern recognition. Being able to pull two things
together and connect things that.
People. Other people.
Can't see that is. Often a sign that you're pretty
bright. You know what's not a puzzle?
Saying oh, guess what I'm thinking of right now?
Yeah, so Zach's like, I don't know your dog.
He's like. False, I was thinking.
Of a chair idiot. He said OK, well that was fun.
Let's just say that no simpletons allowed in the genius
club. Yep.
So he walks away from the table. Does the same shtick at a bunch
of other tables. Let's just.
Say that not every other. Student was as.
Going along with. It as Zach was I think Zach was
honestly just wanting a show. He wanted something funny,
right? And in all fairness, it was
pretty funny. Some kids were just like yo, get
out of here get lost, bro. He's like I'm.
Sorry that my intelligence is higher than.
Yours maybe? You could just be.
Smarter one day. So yeah, the genius.
Club consisted just of him, so he'd sit alone at lunch and like
talk to him and proclaim like new theories.
He's like, he'd just like stand up one day in class in lunch,
not in class in lunch and be like.
Everyone, I have a new math that I discovered. 1 + 1 might not
actually equal 2. I will get back to you.
On my findings later and he goes back on his iPad, starts
watching slop again like it might be the dumbest thing of
all time. But really, this all came up
together. It really.
All of his arrogance peaked. Because they have a school
during the school wide trivia. So obviously Ben, Ben signed up.
To do it solo. Saying that other people would
just weigh him down. And also recently.
He said that his IQ is up to 200, and he said he's absolutely
smashing Einstein's IQ by this point.
He's just significantly smart, he said.
I'm the smartest. Person of all time?
Yes, that's totally a word, bro. Yeah, but anyways, he signed a
solo. Because he's like.
Anyone else would be. Too much of an idiot and he said
I'm smarter than Einstein. This is an easy dub everyone.
And OK, let's get to the actual event.
So during the event. He hooked his iPad to like next
to him, to like quote quote, Fact Check, right?
And. Yeah, super.
Genius moment going on, but this time it's.
In front of everyone. Because he's at his like,
arrogant. Moments in little places.
But now he's going up, and he's going up with his iPad in front
of the entire. School because like.
Everyone has to go to like the trivia.
Thing it's like for. Fun look, it's not.
Even like a. Who's smart?
It's just like, dude, this is for fun.
Like, let's have a good time. But he goes up there and one of
the teachers is like, hey, you can't bring your iPad.
Like you can't look up the quiet, like you can't look it
up. The whole point of this is to
see if you know the answer. It's like, it's trivia.
It's like. Of course, he said.
But I need my iPad to Fact Check if you guys are wrong.
The teacher's like, well, you know, we can look at that after
if you. Question something we can.
Go back and look at it after, but for now you have to leave
it. So he's like fine.
So he goes up there and he is about to be.
Exposed to everyone that not only.
Is he not a? Genius, but he might have
nothing in his brain. It's I'm saying on the nicest
way that is what Zach is saying. I'm look.
He's in 7th grade. We all do crazy things in 7th
grade, but. You didn't have your cringe,
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absolute. Cringe fast so.
Please tighten your cringe goggles bro, it's about to be.
Bad. So anyways, he goes up there and
the first trivia. The trivia is.
Kind of easy. I mean, it's like 7th grade,
it's whatever. So he's like, the first question
is like. Here is an Earth and science
question. It's like.
What is the first layer of the Earth?
Called. It's called the.
Crust. If I'm like wrong on this I'm
like I I need to double check but it it's the.
Crust for all intensive. Purposes.
The crust of the Earth is the first layer.
You know, you got the mantle, you got the core.
You got the inner core, all that kind of stuff, so.
Ben immediately raises his hand. They're like, yes, Ben.
He said it's called the dirt and they're like.
Well. Dirt is, you know.
Does surround the early? There's a lot of dirt, but
there's actually more ocean water in the surface by far then
there is dirt. He's like and someone else is
like the cross and they're like correct Jimmy.
He's like OK, like dirt is not below us right now.
Pretty obvious that I'm right and you guys are just.
Coping and. They just kind of ignored that
and moved on. OK, next one.
Here's a math question. What happens?
Let me think. When you take this.
Something super super simple like OK if you have.
To take 100 / 10. And then and three, what's the
answer? I'm sure you look there's some
pen DOS stuff or something you guys are going to tweak about,
but. 100 / 3 is. 50 plus what do I say 3 so like 53 I know that
you're going to be like, well, pen dos actually says I don't
know I'm I'm doing this in my head right now.
I was actually a math major in college so you guys can't.
You guys can't question me, man. I could.
I'm still bad at arithmetic. So Ben is like it is.
It is. And someone is like 53.
He's like. No, I'm not done yet.
I'm not done yet. He's like, wait, I'm still
answering. And the person's like, that's
correct. He's like.
Ben interrupts and says no, that is wrong.
Is actually zero. You know why?
Because no number can be. Well, it's zero.
Are you really going to? Are you really going to tell me
that A. Genius didn't get that, but an
idiot like like. Brad over there got it, and the
teacher's like. The.
Bad. Like please calm down.
Do not call your fellow classmate an idiot.
So this. Point, like a lot of people in
the auditorium are laughing. Not just.
Because this kids getting it wrong and.
He's getting it more these questions, miraculously.
Wrong. You know, I will say I fold
under pressure all the time. Like I'm someone if.
If I know someone's name like I know them and they just go up to
me and say what's my name, I will sometimes just blank.
I get it, but dude at. Least I'm not crashing.
Out and calling my opponents idiots.
But there's one more question before he has a major crash out.
They say OK. Can anyone tell me?
What, you know, us humans as a species, what is our scientific
name? What the answer they're looking
for is Homo sapien, right? Because we're Homo sapiens or
there's a whole anthropology thing, whatever.
And he is like. Obviously we're we're, we're
descendants of the Ender Dragons.
And so I would say that we are we, we are.
Ender Dragons What? So at.
This point, everyone's laughing because Buddy's been on YouTube
Shorts so much that he thinks video games are actually true.
So someone else raises their hand.
They say Homo sapiens. They're like, correct.
He's like. Wrong.
Did you not look at the family
tree with the ender? Dragons and the.
The Withers and oh but just like you guys are all idiots and I'm
going to prove you all wrong, you are literally telling to me
with my IQ being 208. I checked it a second ago.
Higher than Einstein. It's actually wrong, you guys
are. Insane.
And he storms off the stage. So at this point, everyone's
laughing. And it's a total.
Absolute meltdown freak out. She might be asking was the
aftermath. Basically this was the.
Aftermath. He had this whole he went live
on Instagram. And everyone like at the end of
the night, like when they went back home, he was live and he
was live for like 45 minutes. Unfortunately, he's acted not at
a screen recording. He was just laughing too much
and just enjoying the moment, watching it.
And he? He said that he'll tell me if.
He finds someone with a screen recording.
But basically this kids like. Tries to debunk all the things
he's like see and he like pulls out his iPad and he's like
streaming from his phone on Instagram.
He's like, see this. YouTube short clearly shows that
the under dragon and then the under dragon he just like is.
Trying to debunk everything and the people in the comments
section are like 0 IQ 0 IQ like. Blood is not smarter than.
Einstein's skull emoji. And he eventually.
Crashes out on live. He's like fine, I actually don't
want to be around idiots like you guys.
Anyways, you guys are lowering my IQ.
My IQ just went from 200. 75 to 270. 4 Because I'm around you
guys, Yeah, so this kid continues.
To be a little bit of a menace for the rest.
Of the year, but Zach tells me he more.
Or less calms down. And guys, the moral of the story
is, if you find an IQ test online that tells you you're a
genius, maybe get that double checked.
But also it doesn't. Matter what your IQ is, if you
can just. Put in a good effort and.
Be a good person. That's what really matters.
And yeah, see you guys in the next one.
Peace.