Today we have a story time of an iPad kid who actually thinks the
ocean is made of blue Gatorade. I'm not even kidding.
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into the story, Adam. Anyways, this all happened one
day when Adam was out on the beach with his family for the
first time in a while, right? His extended family.
It's something where he had a younger cousin who we're going
to call Ben, who is the iPad kid in this situation.
And it's been about a year since he's seen them, right?
Because they live in different States and, you know, Adam's
always busy with school or he has travelling sports teams or
something like that, that he has to go and do.
So this is the first time in a year that he's been able to hang
out with them. You know, Adam really likes, you
know, his extended family quite a bit.
And it was aunt, uncle are just really nice.
You know, there's a couple of older siblings that are, you
know, just, you know, they're nice.
But the younger kid who's 5 in this story before a year ago,
you know, it's something where Adam being 12, he doesn't really
have a lot to relate to A5 year old.
And like, I can totally understand, you know what I'm
saying? Like it's it's pretty
reasonable. You might be thinking like, OK,
Connor is that isn't that big of a deal to this kid.
You know, there's such a like an age difference.
Of course they're not going to get along well.
You know, Adam just wants to note that like, yes, this kid
might have been four year prior, but he was like extremely
annoying about the iPad because the last time that they went
together or something where this kid when his mom would be like,
all right, Ben, you've been on your iPad for 48 hours straight.
Maybe it's time to, you know, put that down and spend some
good time with your family and cousins.
And this kid, Ben, this happened a year ago from this story.
Like he was at the dinner table holding like the iPad, not even
like looking at the iPad under the table.
You know, the way you might kind of flip out your phone for a
second and check it under the table.
Now, this kid was like holding it at his face with his like
arms basically extended, but he was trying to make this like a
TV or something. But anyways, right, he's holding
the iPad out and when his mom says this and yeah, he wasn't
literally on the iPad for 48 hours straight.
It's not like this guy was sleepwalking around with his
iPad. I mean maybe he was not like
Adam really would know, but at the same time like he was on it
almost every waking hour and I don't know, he just like looks
at his mom and is like, why would I want to speak to my
stupid cousin anyways when I had my iPad and Adam's sitting there
like yo, what did I do? It's not like I was like going
to your aunt and being like, you need to take Ben's iPad away.
I want to hang out with some random 4 year old, you know, You
know what I'm saying? Like it just didn't make any
sense. And, you know, Adam's on it's
like, Oh my God, Ben, dude, I can't believe you said that.
You're going to, you know, go up to your room and when you
understand what you've done, like you're going to like
apologize to to Adam. Here's the small problem with
that situation. Ben's mom, so Adam's aunt never
exploit. I think she was just so
embarrassed and like upset because she like immediately is
like Adam, I'm so sorry. Like he's been in such a mood.
For some reasons, she didn't realize that Ben just literally
went upstairs with his side pad. So Ben got away.
Like, he honestly got Ben got the best outcome in this
situation for him because he was just able to just go upstairs
with his iPad, which he wanted to do is probably a nuisance to
have to like, filter out all the conversations of his of his
loved ones and his family, right.
So he can look at more Cocoa Melon or Roblox or whatever.
Yeah. But he had to filter that all
out. So, oh, you know, this is the
best case scenario because now I can go upstairs and spend, you
know, 100% of my attention on Roblox or the iPad now.
Yay. So, yeah, it's something where a
year later, you know, Adam was he was excited to see the rest
of his family and like he was complaining to his mom a little
bit on the like the drive up and being like, I wish like, you
know, Ben went to some camp or something or was sick.
Like, I wish he wasn't there, you know, and Adam's mom's like,
hey, Adam. Like, I understand that.
Like Ben was pretty rude last time.
You also have to remember how young he is.
Like, you know, you were a little bit of a little bit of a
twerp when you were younger, you know, that kind of standard mom
talk or whatever. Adam's like, yeah, that's fair.
But like, I don't know, he's like, fine, you know what, you
know, especially when you're that young, you can mature quite
a bit. I mean, it's not like you're
going to be like a mature 60 year old, but like in a year,
that's a, you know, as a, as a kid, that's a long time.
You a lot of brain development, a lot of learning, right?
So anyways, Adam was open to see how everything would be going.
So they get there, you know, Adam's mom parks the car, you
know, kind of gets all that situated.
They walk out and they're meeting at the beach.
And then, you know, after that they're going to go to like stay
one night at, you know, Adam's cousin.
So Ben and his parents and his family's house.
They have a house like nearby the beach.
So they decide to meet at the beach directly and then they'll
drive back to the house. So they get out of the car.
You know, Adam and Adam's holding his like, you know, he
has his like flip flops on, has like a tower wrapped around him.
Swimming trunks is holding, you know, like when there's like
coolers, whatever that had some sandwiches and some drinks in
there. Like, you know, walking down.
And that's when like, you know, you see the aunt waving.
So they walk down. You know, aunt gives, you know,
Adam a big hug. Adam sees like his other two
cousins that are about his age, which are the ones he likes to
hang out with and do not scream at him at the dinner table being
like, I don't want to speak to my stupid cousin.
I'd rather watch Roblox on my iPad.
So yeah, he's pretty excited about this.
And he actually doesn't even see, he doesn't even see Ben for
a second. So in the back of Adam's mind,
he feels a little guilty about feeling those.
But he's kind of just like, dude, maybe I lucked out.
Maybe he demanded to stay at home on the iPad.
So, you know, I can have some cool beach time with my cousins
or whatever. Sure enough, they're walking
there and they get closer because, like, they have the,
you know, Ben and Ben's family has all their, like, kind of
lawn chairs or whatever and towels at one point, the beach.
So they walk over there and, yeah, sure enough, you see this,
you know, Adam starts to see almost like the outline of Ben
showing up. And he's like, OK, like, yeah,
that's fine. Like, whatever, got to get.
He kind of got his hopes up for a second, all for nothing.
But you know how it goes. Anyways, so he gets there and he
sees that, you know, Ben is sitting in the beach chair and
surprise, surprise, guess what he's doing?
Yeah, Buddy's on his iPad, bro. And he's sitting there or
whatever, doesn't even acknowledge Adam.
He's somehow like worse being like so sucked into the iPad.
And I was telling you last time, it was like every moment of the
waking day that, you know, Adam was there, he was on the iPad
and that's why his mom's like, yo, put that down.
And then he's like crashes out at Adam for no reason.
Such just a, a ridiculous stray out of nowhere, which I just
kind of think is pretty funny. But anyways, sure enough, right?
They get there, they walk in and, you know, he, you know,
Adam eventually sits down. You know, just by the way that
people were sitting down, it was, you know, he kind of got
stuck with the one next to Ben, which, you know, Adam was kind
of jockeying for a different spot, potentially the farthest
away, just so we didn't catch any more unnecessary strays, if
that makes sense. Anyways, he sits down and like
Ben like acknowledges him. He Ben is locked in on his iPad.
He's like yo and Adam's like what's up, man?
How's it going? No response.
I think it's something where like Ben was like told by his on
like, you know, you better be a lot nicer.
Remember it happened last time. Like, you know, show him that
you've really changed because I know you have.
Well, guess what, Spoiler, he really hadn't changed.
And he was like, yo, anyways, right.
So they're sitting there and, you know, Adam's like talking,
trying to like talk over to his cousins, you know, having
conversation. And that's when his two cousins
are like, oh, yeah, we got to go.
Like they had to go do something.
I don't know what they did, but it's like they had to go off.
The parents were on the other side.
So it's kind of this like awkward moment where it was
really just Adam sitting there in silence because like, he
didn't, he even left his phone in the car because he's like,
I'm not going to bring that to the beach.
And it's just been sitting there, you know, on his iPad and
he's sitting there. It's kind of silence, kind of
awkward, whatever. And then all of a sudden, right,
you know, you know, Adam's kind of like spacing out, looking at
the water, looking at the waves, just kind of enjoying
everything. And that's when, like, he hears,
like him, Ben, go, no, wait, no, no, no, no, no, it can't be.
So he turns over. He's like, what's up, man?
He's like, shoot my iPad. It's out of power, ma'am.
His mom's like, yes, sweetie, Ma'am, did you pack the charger?
She's like, sweetie, I told you, like, you could use your iPad as
long as you wanted, but I didn't bring the portable charger so
that you'd spend some time on the iPad and some time with your
cousins. He's like, ma'am, you cannot be
serious. She's like, all right, well,
we're going to be here for another hour, so maybe you and
Adam can, you know, have a little chat, which, you know,
Ben wasn't happy about because, you know, he just doesn't want
to do it. Like he just wants to be on his
iPad. But you know what?
Adam wasn't that happy about it either.
To be honest, he wasn't that happy either because he's like,
wait, now I got to like, you know, now I got to actually
like, listen to this kid, Like I actually have to talk to him.
And like the last conversation I had with him was him crashing
out on me for genuinely no reason at all.
Like, bro, this is not a better deal for me by any means.
So he was kind of sitting there just dead silence.
And eventually Adam's like, OK, fine, whatever, I'll try to talk
to him. He's like, so how's how are
things? I mean, what is Adam supposed to
say? How's the iPad?
How's the brain rot? How's the slop?
Is it going well? It's like, I guess it's going
well. And Ben just looks at him and
it's like, I miss my iPad. But it's just like, dude, he
could have just like look, he could have responded like good.
He could have said he could have actually been like a good cousin
was like, yeah, I've been doing this, been doing this.
How about you? How's school?
How's this? Try to at least engage, but not
even just like at least he could have just been like super short
and snippy of just like Nah, good, whatever, who cares.
But he he went a next level with it.
Bro. He decided to be like, I miss my
iPad. Imagine responding to someone
who's like, oh, how are you doing?
How is your life? How is this?
How is that by saying I miss my iPad, Bro, I wish I could just
scroll on brain rot all day. Like, dude, you might actually
be cooked. So, you know, Adam's like, ha,
ha, well, I'm sure you can charge it when you get back.
And he's like, I'm charging at the 2nd.
I'm going in the car. I have a charger with me, but I
don't have somewhere to charge it and just sits there and it's
like excruciating. And, you know, Adam at this
point is just waiting for his cousins to get back, and he's
just kind of sitting there. And then Ben decides to actually
talk to him. Surprise.
Well, So what happened was Adam went to go in the cooler and got
a drink. And all he brought was waters,
like, water bottles and then sandwiches.
I mean, pretty good drink. Like, it's pretty good beach
food. But Ben is like, do you want a
Gatorade? So Adam's like, actually Loki,
I, too, want a Gatorade. And Ben's like, OK, like, give
me a glass. I'm going to go to the ocean and
get some. So Adam just kind of stares at
him and then he like, kind of smiles.
He's like, what do you mean, man?
He's like, I'm going to go to the, I'm going to go to the
ocean to get some Gatorade out of it.
And Adam laughs a little bit, and then he notices Ben is just
giving him this deadpan expression, like this kind of
look of like, why are you laughing?
Like, is there something funny I don't see?
I'm sure enough. Ben's like, he's like, why are
you like looking at me like that?
And he's like, Adam kind of says the reasonable thing of like,
what do you mean by you're going to go to the ocean to get
Gatorade? And Ben is kind of just like,
that's what's in the ocean. Like what do you mean?
Like, where do you think they get the blue Gatorade from?
And at this point, like Adam's like, no, no, no, it's, it's,
it's salty water. It's seawater.
So it's water with a, you know, a bunch of salt and a bunch of,
you know, dead fish and stuff in it.
And Ben's like, OK, yeah, no, I saw it on my iPad yesterday that
blue Gatorade comes from the ocean.
And like, honestly, if you think about it, makes a lot of sense.
And, you know, Adam's like, dude, like, it's just not blue
Gatorade. Like, you can trust me on that.
And Ben's like, dude, you know what?
Just because I'm more educated than you doesn't mean that you
have snarky comments. And at this point, you know,
Adam's like, Dang, I really thought when this kid said, Hey,
do you want a Gatorade, that like that was going to be the
turn around in our relationship, man.
Like, you know, it was going to be like he was kind of heated
with me for no reason, but you know, he just offered me a
Gatorade and Loki that would hit right now.
So then after that we just talked.
We've become friends. Maybe we're not close or
anything, but at least we're cool.
And it turned around to him revealing that he believed the
ocean is made a blue Gatorade and then being like, I'm more
educated than you because I spend all the day in the iPad.
Well, buddy, you've been consuming brain rot and can't
tell the difference real quick. If you've made it this far into
the video, comment blue down below.
That's the secret word of the day.
I love seeing the names in the faces of people who made it this
far into the video. ANYWAYS, so sure enough, Adam's
just kind of like, OK, and just trying to defuse the
conversation at this point. The combo is just like so brain
rotted that, you know, Adam really is just like, OK, let me
honestly, I would rather to go back to the dead awkward silence
and just wait 5 or 10 minutes for my cousins to come back.
They can continue this conversation being belittled for
telling Ben that the, you know, ocean water is actually not blue
Gatorade. So Ben looks at it.
There's like silence for 30 seconds.
And then Ben's like, you're going to look like such an idiot
in a second. So he takes his cup.
He starts walking to the ocean. And so Adam's like, I got to get
ahead of this because he's like, dude, he's going to take a sip.
He's going to spit it out and then, like, blame me or
something. So he goes to like, leans over
and like, kind of is like, hey, to like, you know, Ben's mom and
Ben's like, Ben's mom's like, what's up?
And he's like, hey. So her son just told me that the
ocean is made of blue Gatorade. He said he saw it on his iPad
and he's going there right now to prove it to me.
Maybe he shouldn't drink a bunch of salty seawater.
And, you know, she kind of looks at him and she's like, you know
what? I think I think it's good to
have some real life lessons, which is just so funny as mom's
like, you know what? This kid actually needs to learn
how the real world works anyways, right?
So Ben, you know, Adam's like, OK, well, this won't be my
fault. And he looks over and Ben gets
to the ocean. He takes out his, like, big
water bottle and has a big scoop.
And he comes back and he just sits down and he just looks at
Adam and he's like, dude, you're going to look so down by the end
of this. And Adam to this point is almost
like, you know what? I'm going to hold my tongue
because Ben's mom gave it the OK for him to learn a lesson.
And this kid has been like messing with me for a while.
And he's like calling me an idiot and uneducated because I
told him that the Ocean's actually not made of blue
Gatorade. You know what?
I'm going to see how this goes down.
So sure enough, Ben looks at him and he like is like watch.
And he takes a huge gulp of seawater.
And you can just see the little smirk on Ben's face immediately
go away as like his face puckers 'cause he just like drank a big
gallon of like salty seawater. So almost immediately he's like,
it just like spits it all up and it's like blah, blah.
But he's like, give me a water, give me a water.
Ah, ah, and Adam's like, I'll give you a water, but like, that
doesn't seem like Gatorade. And Ben just, like, looks up,
just looks up at him and just like, it's like, I miss my iPad.