1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,240 Today we have a story time of a kid who's obsessed with 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:07,160 Minecraft, who genuinely thinks that he is Steve from Minecraft. 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,200 Like he's not like oh, I like Steve from Minecraft. 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:15,800 No, he believes he is Steve from Minecraft reincarnated crazy 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,040 stories. So leave a like in the video 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,280 right now to claim your free nothing. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,000 Subscribe to the channel if you're new and like stories. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,760 And with that being said, let's just jump right into this crazy 9 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,360 story time, baby. Let's go. 10 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,120 So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this 11 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,240 story, Kyle. Anyways, Kyle has this kid in 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,680 his class who we're going to call Ben, and Ben is obsessed 13 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:38,640 with Minecraft, which is great. I love the game Minecraft too. 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,120 The gameplay in my videos is almost always Minecraft parkour 15 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,720 gameplay. There's clearly nothing wrong 16 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,680 with liking Minecraft, and I hope you guys understand that 17 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,760 because I've liked it my whole childhood. 18 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,840 But this kid was obsessed with Minecraft to the next level. 19 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,720 This kid would always be in the back of the class. 20 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,240 He'd always be on his iPad or computer or whatever he had with 21 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,200 me. He's always either playing 22 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,400 Minecraft sneakily watching Minecraft videos, or just 23 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,640 thinking about if he couldn't have his computer out. 24 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,040 Like he was in a class where it's like you can't have your 25 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,960 computer out, there's no reason to have your computer. 26 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,720 He would just sit there and like Daydream about Minecraft. 27 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,320 This kid rotated between 3 shirts, they were all Minecraft 28 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,320 shirts. He had one hoodie, it was the 29 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,280 creeper hoodie. This kid loved it. 30 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,600 His backpack was Minecraft. And as as as I said before, 31 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,360 there's nothing wrong with being like liking Minecraft. 32 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,000 I think this might be a like next level obsession where like 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,680 you might need to balance a bit of what you're doing, but I 34 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,360 wouldn't make a story time just because a kid clearly likes 35 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,880 Minecraft, man. I mean, let let let a brother 36 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,880 like some Minecraft. There is nothing wrong with 37 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,400 that. And I totally agree, right. 38 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,800 It's just going to be something where this kids perception kind 39 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,400 of gets a little bit wonky because he is simply listening 40 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,400 to so much Minecraft content, watching so many playing so much 41 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,640 Minecraft, watching every piece of media related to Minecraft 42 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,880 that he at some point along the way in the driver. 43 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,840 Kyle doesn't know exactly when this happens, but at some point 44 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,800 along the way this kid starts to actually and genuinely believe 45 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,600 that he is Steve reincarnated from Minecraft. 46 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,040 He must have believed that the reason why he was so obsessed 47 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:31,520 with Minecraft is that that was actually him and that was his 48 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:36,360 story, and that the reason why he's so drawn to this game is 49 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:40,160 because it was his past life. It is who he truly was. 50 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:46,120 And all of this was revealed one day when in class they were told 51 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,640 that the end of the week they were going to do a presentation 52 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,120 on themselves. They were doing almost like, 53 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,000 because they were studying like it was like a history class or 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,080 whatever. And they were doing like 55 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,080 biographies. They read a biography about 56 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,920 someone else they read or an autobiography. 57 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,640 They just they read. They read a lot of biographies, 58 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:09,280 but they've just read recently an autobiography and it was 59 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,160 something where this class was almost like the history, like 60 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,320 the teacher, like being the history of history. 61 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,880 So sure, you learned a lot of facts or things or but it was 62 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,000 more so about learning how to prove like how does history 63 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,480 work? So this kind of project, which 64 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,120 wasn't obviously like, oh, like the big thing that everyone like 65 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,720 everyone's going to study, but everyone else. 66 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,360 Now, the whole point of this project was the kind of teach 67 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:36,240 you get you into the process of like how do these biographies 68 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,680 and autobiography? Autobiography just means it's a 69 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,840 biography about yourself written by yourself, right? 70 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,160 How did this work? So one of the easiest ways to do 71 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,760 it is like, hey, let's do a version of that, but based on 72 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,560 you. So this was a really easy 73 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,800 assignment. Well, it wasn't an easy 74 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,400 assignment. This was a fun assignment and it 75 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,000 wasn't like, Oh my God, I don't know the answers. 76 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,880 Like can someone give me a CHEAT SHEET? 77 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,560 I mean, it's literally about you. 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,280 And the whole idea was you tell you kind of do a little 79 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,440 presentation where it's like this is you and this is your 80 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:11,040 family and this is what you like to do and this is your dog and 81 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,600 these are your hobbies. Like it's almost like a present 82 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,000 yourself or whatever. But you're also supposed to like 83 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,320 kind of tell a story and be like, so I was born here and 84 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,600 then I moved here and you know, I enjoy doing this. 85 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,160 And you're almost supposed to tell it like you are writing 86 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,880 like the just like almost like you're writing about yourself. 87 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,160 Similar to the autobiography that they just was read in 88 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,880 class. So that was the whole idea 89 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,080 behind it. So one of the days of the 90 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,800 Thursday, right before Friday. So the day before the 91 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:45,440 presentation, they're given some class time during the day to, 92 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,440 you know, sure enough during the day they're given some time to 93 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,120 work on it, to work on what they're doing. 94 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,800 At this point, they probably should have already gotten quite 95 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,680 a bit of progress. In fact, there's a couple of 96 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,800 kids that were basically done and the teachers, like you can 97 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,040 just hang out if you'd like. This time is yours to use, but I 98 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,200 do highly encourage you to use it for the project. 99 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,080 So the subscriber, Kyle, they're always given random a seat, like 100 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,240 seating assignments. Like every single day the 101 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,600 teacher plugs into a computer program that randomly spits them 102 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,280 around the room. So it just so happens that Kyle 103 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,400 is sitting at Ben's table and they're sitting there and they 104 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,280 have their, like, computers out because they're like typing, 105 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,720 because they're going to, like most people opted into doing 106 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,480 like a presentation, like a slideshow presentation because 107 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,240 that's going to be honestly the easiest to do it. 108 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,320 So they're all kind of like typing away and what they're 109 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,440 doing. And that's when Ben's like Kyle, 110 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,320 Kyle. Kyle was like, yo, what's up, 111 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,520 dude? He's like, dude, you need to 112 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,440 check out my presentation. He's like, OK. 113 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,560 He's like, yeah, can you just like, review it for me real 114 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,360 quick? So Kyle's like, yeah, dude, 115 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,560 sure. And he picks it up and it says 116 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:54,120 like Ben, I don't know, Ben Bennington or whatever his name. 117 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,120 And then it kind of shows it's very normal, the front page. 118 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,960 And then he taps to the next slide and Kyle's looking at the 119 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,760 next slide. And the next slide is like, or 120 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:07,440 so you thought, dot dot dot, the truth question mark revealed 121 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,360 next dot, dot dot. So Kyle's like what taps into 122 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,640 the next slide and it says Steve is my real name. 123 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,920 And it shows a photo of like a screenshot of Steve from 124 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,000 Minecraft. Kyle's like starts to smile a 125 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,760 bit. He thinks his kid is trolling. 126 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,200 And he taps to the next slide. And it's like all this stuff 127 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:30,040 about like my real origin story. I grew up in the world called 128 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,000 Minecraft. I fought the Ender Dragon 129 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,680 before, you know, I, I, I farm potatoes and, and melons and 130 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:42,800 wheat and everything. I, I go mining for diamonds, 131 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,040 like all that kind of stuff. So he's kind of smiling or 132 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,680 whatever. And at one point Ben's like, 133 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,280 dude, why are you laughing? Kyle looks up. 134 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:55,160 He's like, oh, like you're like, you're, you're joking, right? 135 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,040 He's like, why would I be joking in a presentation that costs 136 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,440 like half my grade? It's not actually true, but it 137 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,560 was a greater presentation. Kyle's like, well, I kind of 138 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,440 thought you were joking when you said that you're Steve from 139 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:10,080 Minecraft Reborn. And he's like, dude, I, I am 140 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,600 dude. This is this is like my moment 141 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,840 of telling everyone my truth. And Kyle just looks at him like, 142 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,120 I don't know if this kid is like really good at trolling, like he 143 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,880 is committed to the bit here or if he might have actually lost 144 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,040 it. So he's kind of looking at him, 145 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,920 giving him a little smile like, ha, ha, like, that's, that's 146 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,200 funny, man. Men's like, now you don't 147 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:39,560 understand. I spend a day doing Minecraft, 148 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,160 watching Minecraft. I'm obsessed with it. 149 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,520 But Kyle, you don't, Kyle, you don't understand. 150 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:49,520 Like it comes from deeper down. It's a desire for Minecraft. 151 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,560 And I realized after watching the Minecraft movie that I am 152 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,840 Steve. Actually it, it just explains it 153 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,960 so well. Minecraft is just a world that 154 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,800 happened a long time ago or another dimension. 155 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,800 I haven't figured that out yet. I'm consulting my experts, 156 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,520 experts in the field who are helping me. 157 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,120 Kyle's looking at him like, Oh my God, what he's like. 158 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,720 And it just came to me that this desire is, it's a desire to 159 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:20,360 return to my past life. It's a desire to read, go back 160 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:26,720 to my roots of slaying under Dragons, mining for diamonds, 161 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,680 fishing with enchanted rods. And, you know, so much of this 162 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,760 world prevents us from the truth. 163 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,520 And it's my time to share my truth, Kyle. 164 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:41,159 It's my time to share my truth. Kyle just looks at him like, OK. 165 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:45,520 And he's like, have you like talk to Mr. Davenport, the 166 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,600 teacher of the class, about kind of the uniqueness of your 167 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,040 presentation? He's like, oh, no, no, no. 168 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,680 It's going to be a sure. It's going to be a welcome 169 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,560 surprise. I mean, like, very few people 170 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,000 are talking about their past lives in these autobiographies. 171 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,800 Man. It's it's, you know, I'm really 172 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,760 kind of giving a little bit of A twist to this. 173 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,480 He's like, yeah, you might want to check in with him to make 174 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:07,200 sure that, you know, a past life counts as, like for an 175 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,240 autobiography. It, you know, just because like 176 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,240 I think the biography needs to be about you and he's like no, 177 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,000 no, no, no, no, no. Like it's a biography about me. 178 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:22,160 It's just a past life version of me, if that makes sense. 179 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,880 I know it's super confusing. I totally didn't get it at 1st 180 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,800 and at first I was like as clueless and stupid as you, but 181 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,680 then I just gained some wisdom and I figured it out. 182 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,520 Guy was like, did bro really just say I was as stupid as you? 183 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:39,600 But then I gained some wisdom like get your, I think I'm 184 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,840 actually Steve from Minecraft butt out of here, dude. 185 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,360 So Kyle looks at him like, all right, well, that's fine, Good 186 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,640 luck tomorrow. Because I was like, OK, bro, 187 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,600 like what am I going to do here? You really want me to swoop in? 188 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,120 And what am I supposed to do? Swoop in and save the day? 189 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,080 Am I supposed to go in and tell him that, Oh no, man, I'm going 190 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,840 to save your grade and you're going to get all mad at me, but 191 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,520 I'm actually going to save your grade and I'm going to get 192 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,000 nothing from this and you're just going to hate me? 193 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,680 And you know, I'm going to let you not suffer the consequences 194 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:11,040 of your actions, but suffer the consequences of your actions. 195 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,600 If you want to make this choice, then that is fine. 196 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,120 You were an independent person and you can consult your 197 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,560 parents, your other friends that are actually your friends 198 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,320 because Kyle and Ben weren't like close. 199 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,320 They didn't hate each other. I mean, obviously Kyle's cool 200 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,240 enough with him to talk to him through this, but Kyle's like, 201 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,640 you know what, man, whatever happens happens. 202 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,120 And I can't say I didn't warn you, dude. 203 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,360 So part of Kyle is like kind of hoping that Ben goes back home, 204 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:40,280 realizes that like, even if he truly believes this, that he 205 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,240 shouldn't do it for the sake of his grade because it's almost 206 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,840 too risky to do this. Like auto basically a biography 207 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,080 on your past self is just not the instructions of the 208 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,320 assignment, regardless of if you believe it. 209 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,600 Kyle's also hoping that probably, hopefully, that this 210 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,680 kid is just trolling and kind of realizing that he's going to get 211 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,880 a bad grade. So might as well save your 212 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,160 trolling to something that isn't going to impact you as much. 213 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,400 The next day comes around. People go up there, they do 214 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,440 their little slides of like, I was born in West Virginia and 215 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,320 then I moved to Virginia when I was 2 because my mom got a, 216 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,840 like, this kind of the standard thing. 217 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,720 Kyle does tell me it was Loki, a snoozefest of like, oh, OK. 218 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,920 Like one kid had a crazy back story or like relatively crazy. 219 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,560 Like he had to go to all these different countries because his 220 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,760 dad worked for the government or something. 221 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,480 Like some kids had some like relatively interesting stories, 222 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,800 but the truth is the majority of them were just like super snooze 223 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,040 fest. That was, of course, until Ben 224 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,880 went up there. Because Ben, it was a moment of 225 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,440 truth for Kyle. It was a moment of truth to see 226 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,280 if, you know, Ben was actually going to go through with that. 227 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,840 And let me just say that Ben did not disappoint. 228 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,520 If you made it this far into the video, I want you to stop what 229 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,320 you're doing and comment the word Minecraft down below. 230 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,040 That is the secret word of the day. 231 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,480 I'd love to see the names in the faces of people who made it as 232 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,680 far into the video as I really do appreciate you guys watching 233 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,160 and I'm going to try to heart and interact with as many of 234 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,680 those comments on Spotify and YouTube and wherever you're 235 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,520 watching this. Anyways, Ben goes up to do the 236 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,400 presentation, goes up there and he kind of was like goes up to 237 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,720 the teachers, like be prepared for the number one presentation 238 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,040 for fast. And the teacher's like, OK, then 239 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,320 yeah, like I like that. I like that attitude. 240 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:26,280 Now let's now let's see it. Ben's like, yeah, be prepared, 241 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,080 buddy. Be prepared. 242 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,920 This is pretty nuts. It's pretty crazy. 243 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,800 So Ben goes up there and the first slide of his presentation 244 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,880 is not what it used to be. It used to be with when Kyle was 245 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,800 looking at it said like, my name is Ben. 246 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,960 And the next slide was like, but now it links to a video like a 247 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,760 private video is like embedded. He's like quiet everyone watch 248 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,560 this video. And he was like, say. 249 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,880 And at first the teacher almost seemed intrigued, almost seemed 250 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:56,600 interesting, interested, almost seemed like, oh, I'm really 251 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:00,480 curious to see there's no one else has like started with a 252 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,240 video before this could be really good. 253 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,760 The video basically goes something like this. 254 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,880 It's like almost like a montage and he's doing like a voiceover 255 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,440 and it's like a montage of like crazy action scenes and just 256 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,760 completely unrelated, like messy guys, messy guys. 257 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,840 Think of, think of me, you think of Ben, Ben Bennington, your 258 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,400 usual little friend in the class. 259 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,280 You might like Minecraft or whatever. 260 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:31,080 Some of you know me as a friend, as a comrade, as a as someone 261 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,920 who's a big contributor to society. 262 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,040 For many of you lovely ladies, you know me as a lover and they 263 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:36,920 all just like look at each other. 264 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,120 They're like, yo, what? But most of you don't know the 265 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,440 truth about me, which I'm going to cover in this autobiography, 266 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,360 but I'm going to make it an announcement. 267 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,960 The truth about me is I had a life before this that most of 268 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:54,320 you guys just don't know about this life before me is shocking. 269 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,320 It's shocking, but it's the only answer that makes sense. 270 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,160 And I hope you guys can accept me of who I am. 271 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:06,200 The answer is that I used to be Steve from Minecraft. 272 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,880 And then it like cuts like a Minecraft montage of like him 273 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,360 playing bed wars or something. He's like, I know, I know. 274 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,040 It's shocking to a lot of you guys. 275 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,200 You're thinking, how can someone so handsome and awesome like me 276 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:21,040 be like Steve, who is great now, But like, you know, it's not not 277 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,800 as relatively as handsome as me, right? 278 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:28,200 But yes, I sat down one day and the truth, it was facing me. 279 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,680 The truth was facing me. I just couldn't, I couldn't 280 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,600 resist it anymore. I was like, God, God, I know 281 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,480 it's true. I just couldn't face the music 282 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,680 anymore. And it was, it was true. 283 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,640 I did all the research. I, I, I, I talked to all my 284 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,360 elders, all, all my mentors in my life and they're all like, Oh 285 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,480 my God, you're lucky. So right. 286 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,240 Anyways, he flips to the next like slide this point. 287 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,240 A few kids are giggling or whatever, but it's not 288 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,880 noticeable yet. He's like, here's a photo of me 289 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,240 as a baby and it's just a photo of like Steve from Minecraft. 290 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,400 He flips the next one. When I was very young, I was 291 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,480 very young from my age when I fought the Ender dragon, 292 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,320 absolutely destroy the Ender Dragon as well, by the way, 293 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,400 absolutely crashed it. I was young as my age group who 294 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,200 crashed. It shows a photo of like 295 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,240 Minecraft gameplay of him, like defeating the Ender dragon, you 296 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,680 know, and I spent a lot of the rest of my days, you know, I was 297 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,720 a farmer, I was a blacksmith, I was a miner. 298 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,200 I went mining for diamonds every night. 299 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,040 I was a fighter. You know, here's here's a little 300 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,760 bit me just absolutely kicking butt with some zombies, as you 301 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:34,040 guys can see. And you know, I've made a lot of 302 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,640 friends in the village. I was also an expert, you know, 303 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,480 I went to the the the local librarian in the in the, in the 304 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,640 village. And they would always be like, 305 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,720 Oh my God, Ben, you're back. Ben, do you have more diamond 306 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,120 emeralds for us? Oh, you do. 307 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,600 You're very rich as well. And I would Stacey shut up. 308 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,000 And OK, basically what happens is this girl, Stacey was like 309 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,800 whispering something probably about how insane this kid is to 310 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,880 someone else. So Ben, he's holding like a 311 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,480 pencil, literally throws spikes the pencil at Stacey. 312 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,480 So I said Stacey, shut up. It's like spikes the pencil at 313 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:12,520 her and the pencil like basically stabs her in the arm 314 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,880 and gets stuck there like it's poking out of her arm. 315 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,480 So she the whole class goes silent and Ben's like, oh, crap. 316 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:24,440 And Stacy like looks down, looks up and then he's like starts 317 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,040 like freaking out whatever, crying. 318 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,560 Like obviously the teacher's like, Oh my God, like Stacy will 319 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,440 get you to the front office, don't worry, blah, blah, blah. 320 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,040 And so it's like someone like one of Stacy's friends, like I 321 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,760 can take her there. So they leave the room and the 322 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,800 teacher just looks at Ben and Ben's like, sorry, it's my 323 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,480 Minecraft reflexes. He's like principal's office 324 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,600 now. He's like, but I'm not down to 325 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,680 present now Ben. It's like Ben fan. 326 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,000 You guys walks out. So everyone kind of like erupts 327 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,800 in the laughter. They're talking about how insane 328 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,040 that whole thing was. First of all, this kid actually 329 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,240 thinks he's Steve from Minecraft. 330 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,040 And then he just whenever he's interrupted for one second, just 331 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:05,359 like absolutely like crazy nunchucks this like fricking 332 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,880 pencil. It just impaling Stacy 333 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,640 absolutely crazy. But sure enough, the teacher's 334 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,319 like, all right, class, who's up next? 335 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,319 Like calm down, calm down, settle down. 336 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,560 Basically what ended up happening is Ben got in a lot of 337 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,119 trouble not only for just having a complete crazy presentation, 338 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,440 which he was forced to redo it a week later, but also by 339 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:28,079 physically insulting one of his classmates by spiking a pencil 340 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,280 ladder. Bro Like how is that your 341 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,400 reaction to this?