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From a dream Stan, who tries to 
poison their friend for saying 

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that dream sucks to a dream 
stand that wants to carry dreams

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big, bro. 
What'd I just say these are the 

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craziest dream stands ever. 
So anyways, right. 

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The subscriber was friends with 
this girl. 

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Let's just say that you may. 
Or may not have been that 

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friends not that close with her 
after she tries to To poison her

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for saying the dream isn't 
great, but we'll get to that in 

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a second. 
But anyways, the subscriber had 

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this girl and several other 
girls over at her house. 

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So this was like, a Saturday 
morning, whatever, they were 

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just kind of chill in, you know,
they were they were about to 

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have lunch. 
So I guess it was closer to the 

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afternoon and they were sitting 
around the kitchen counter and 

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they were literally just talking
about. 

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Oh, who's your favorite YouTube 
Creator? 

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Who do you watch the stuff like 
that? 

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And the subscriber was a fan of 
a lot of people in the dream 

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sap. 
But Lee said that she didn't 

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like dream specifically, which 
is totally fine. 

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You're allowed to like craters. 
You're allowed to not like other

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ones, you're allowed to have 
preferences. 

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I mean you don't have to like my
videos, just don't watch them. 

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Like it's the same thing with 
her. 

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She didn't like dreams videos. 
So she avoid watching his videos

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and you know, when he appeared 
in stuff with other people but 

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that was fine. 
I guess. 

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But I just prefer not to easy 
enough, right? 

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However, there was one girl who 
were going to call the dream 

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stand who the subscriber was 
friends with up until this 

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fateful day of Of course, but 
the subscriber was friends with 

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this dream stand and let's just 
say she did not take it very 

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well and didn't take it very 
well as a bit of an 

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understatement because she did 
not take it very well at all. 

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So anyways, right. 
Sure enough right, you know, the

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dream Stan is like oh you feel 
that way. 

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Well dreams, my favor Creator 
and the subscribers like okay 

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that's cool. 
I just don't really like them. 

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Like I'm glad you like them. 
There's nothing really wrong 

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with him. 
I just I just don't like what he

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does and the subscriber kind of 
thought that oh whatever. 

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And all the other girls, like, 
at the house, didn't have 

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probably thought, like, oh 
whatever, who cares? 

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And they literally change 
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Like, they just naturally move 
on to the next thing. 

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And in the conversation and 
about five minutes into it, I 

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think they're talking about, 
like, one of their classes or 

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some test that was coming up. 
The dream stand who had been 

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silent for the last five minutes
immediately just like randomly 

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bursts out. 
Saying, what do you mean you 

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don't like dream? 
Like, well, what's wrong with 

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him? 
And the subscriber just looks at

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her, it's like nothing. 
I just don't really like the 

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videos, he makes man like a, I 
saw think it's that big of a 

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deal. 
And you know, the dream stands 

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like, oh, ok, it's very awkward.
It's very weird, but she 

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obviously is very, very, very 
but hurt by this. 

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So they all leave the room to go
like watch TV or something. 

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And they have, I don't know what
food they had for lunch, but it 

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was like sitting out on the 
kitchen counter basically ready 

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for them to eat when they came 
back. 

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However, one of the girls who 
want to go, like not the dream 

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stand. 
The subscriber, but one of them 

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that was just like friend, who 
was, there was a little bit of 

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she was going to be very 
important later in the story, so

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we're going to call her Kate. 
So anyways, it's the dream 

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stand, the subscriber Kate and a
bunch of other girls, right? 

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So they're all sitting in the 
living room, which is like 

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clothes on the first floor, 
where the kitchen is they were 

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just watching some TV show or 
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And that's when the dream stand 
said, I need to go to the 

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bathroom. 
I'll be right back. 

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Remember the dream stand or just
so, you know, the dream stand, 

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normally was one of the most 
talkative ones that the group 

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But ever since the subscriber 
admitted that, you know, she 

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does not like dream, she wanted 
the dream Stan went dead silent.

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The dream Stan said nothing. 
There's completely quiet, which 

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is totally out of character. 
Is this? 

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Like she was brewing on 
something planning thinking 

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plotting, whatever. 
Right. 

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And so the dream Stan gets up 
and disappears and that's when 

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Kate the subscribers friend 
says, I'll be right back for 

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some reason, Kate has had a 
intuition kind of like a gut 

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feeling that you should at least
go in and look too. 

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Just check on the dream stand 
for a second, right? 

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Sometimes you just get these gut
feelings and instead of being 

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like, Oh well, I'm going to over
analyze this and come to the 

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conclusion that I should. 
I listen to my get sometimes 

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look, we've said this before, 
but we've evolved over many, 

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many years. 
And sometimes they're just 

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things like intuitions that we 
don't understand. 

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But our subconscious understands
there's just little things we 

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pick up on that we just we can't
like process at the top of our 

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brain but it just something is 
it's just something that we know

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is this something that we know 
to be Be true and sometimes you 

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just got to listen to that. 
That's all I'm going to say. 

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It's just like not always going 
to be right, but you should 

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always listen. 
And this time Kate was 100%, 

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right? 
Because Kate walks into the 

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kitchen or walks like around 
where the bathroom is, which the

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bathroom is near the kitchen. 
And she sees she watches as the 

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dream stand is, rummaging 
through the kitchen counter, not

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the top kitchen, counter the 
bottom one, we're all the sorry,

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we're all the cleaning supplies 
is so Kate takes our turf. 

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Own and starts recording because
she's like, okay, this is either

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nothing and she's looking for 
silverware and like in the wrong

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counter or this is something 
really huge and I need to record

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this for proof. 
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And she watches as the dream 
Stan is rummaging through the 

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like the closet another closet, 
but the kitchen counter or 

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whatever. 
And actually picks out a bunch 

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of different cleaning supplies 
and it was very clear, right? 

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Which one of the food items was 
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I think each of them ordered. 
Some specialized let's say A 

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Mexican food or something. 
So, like enchiladas each person 

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had their own specialized food 
and Kate the subscribers friend 

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watches as the dream Stan. 
Like opens up let's say like the

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enchilada right? 
That the subscriber got and like

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starts pouring these freaking 
chemicals into it. 

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Dude. 
Starts pouring leg drain 

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cleaner, Cyrus. 
Borg, like bleach by the way, 

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disclaimer, obviously do not do 
any of this, you will probably 

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die if you eat this stuff. 
So don't I hope it's Obvious. 

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But whatever, if she pours it 
all into this stuff and like, 

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closes up the enchilada again 
and like starts to walk away and

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this point, Kate didn't know 
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Like she just started recording 
because she knew something was 

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up, but she did not expect this.
So, sure, enough, right? 

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She finishes recording, and she 
quickly like, walks back into 

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the room and she sits down and 
is kind of like all freaked out 

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because he's like, oh my God, 
and, you know, the subscriber or

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the dream Stan walks back into 
the room and sits down like 

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nothing happened. 
Happened and Kate like looks 

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over the subscriber says, hey 
could, I could I talk to you for

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a second and the subscribers 
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So they get up and they leave 
and like, hey like this case 

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brings are really far away the 
subscribers like what's going on

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and she's like, I don't know how
to explain this, but in and 

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shows the recording gives 
context and at this point 

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they're just sitting there 
realizing that one of their 

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friends. 
Quote-unquote is literally 

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trying to poison the subscriber 
and why, well, because the 

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subscriber said that she doesn't
like dream and that is confirmed

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in. 
I can so sure. 

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Enough Kate says Hey dream Stan.
Can you come with me for a 

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second? 
I got to show you something and 

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the dream Stan look he doesn't 
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kind of like mindlessly walks 
over and yeah so sure enough. 

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You know, the subscriber is 
waiting there. 

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Kate takes out her phone and 
shows the video and the dream 

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Stan is like, that isn't me and 
they're all like, dude, yes it 

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is. 
I can't Photoshop this video and

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like three site. 
Look what? 

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So sure, enough, the dream 
stains like fine. 

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I just needed you to know that 
it wasn't okay to say that 

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dreams sucks. 
His videos are epic. 

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I love them and I love him. 
So so so very much what you did 

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was not okay and you needed to 
understand that and that's when 

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Kate's like, you know that stuff
like could have actually like 

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really, really don't like this. 
You got to gotten really really 

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sick and maybe even die in the 
dream stands like well you know 

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what, maybe that's what she 
deserved. 

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Let's just say, they were not 
friends at all after that 

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moment. 
And if Other this dream stain 

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was bad. 
You were not prepared for this 

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one. 
So anyways, there is a new girl 

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in the subscribers class. 
This girl just came in and you 

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know she didn't have a lot of 
friends because she was new and 

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everyone else is already friends
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It's always very hard to enter 
in school especially like a new 

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school if you don't know anyone,
it's just genuinely Difficult. 

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By the way, plugging the 
Spotify, it's in the 

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description. 
If you like listening to these 

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videos like on Spotify, I have a
Spotify, go ahead and check it 

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out there. 
And also right, Five stars, it 

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does help out but anyways, 
right, so sure enough, right. 

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This girl is, you know, it's 
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just going to call her the new 
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She does turn out to be a pretty
crazy dream stand as you'll 

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figure it out. 
But anyways, the subscriber and 

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her friends, you know, they're 
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Popular girls that, you know, oh
my God, I can't associate with 

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the new girl because it will 
lower my popularity and clout in

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my high school, because my 
popularity in high school 

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really, really does equate to 
success later in life, 

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obviously. 
They're not those type of people

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they are just you know people 
who don't care about that as 

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much and are just having a good 
time in high school and their 

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friends. 
So they see this and they were 

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like, you know what, maybe we 
should invite her to sit with 

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us. 
So sure enough, they go over to 

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the dream, Stan who's sitting 
alone, so they sit with us, with

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launcher, whatever and they're 
talking with the girl and she 

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seems pretty chill and she seems
pretty cool like for no reason 

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at all. 
Would they think that this girl 

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is like a complete psychopath 
scary person? 

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But she does turn out to be a 
little weird as we'll see but At

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first she He's super normal, 
like she just no reason at all 

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for anyone to think that she 
would be weird or anything like 

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that. 
And, yeah, things are pretty 

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cool. 
Things are chilling. 

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Things are Big Chill in until 
they're not as, you know, things

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go. 
And because one day about three 

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weeks in this girl, like the 
dream. 

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Stan girl is sitting with them 
every single day. 

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The new girl is kind of like 
she's becoming a simulating into

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the friend group a little bit. 
And I think this girl has got a 

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little bit too comfortable 
because the girls, like, do you 

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guys have any like this? 
The dream stand. 

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The new girl says, do you guys 
have any like crazy things he 

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ever think about? 
Like do you have any like, big 

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secrets? 
And obviously someone you like, 

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so I bet they do but maybe 
they're not going to tell 

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someone that they met three 
years ago there or three weeks 

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ago. 
They're big secret. 

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So they're all like, I don't 
know if I do and one girls like 

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yeah, like I really like Troy 
and they're like, oh my God, you

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like whatever? 
I don't know. 

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High school girls talk about, 
dude. 

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I'm not a high school, girl. 
So something stupid like that. 

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That wasn't really like that. 
That big of a secret. 

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Like if it gets out that you 
think some someone's like 

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attractive like, oh no, your 
life sober. 

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Not like you're fine. 
Like, who cares? 

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However, the dream Stan was 
about to go on to spill some 

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interesting information to put 
it lightly. 

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So the dreams hands like, yeah, 
I have a secret too. 

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And they're all like, okay, and 
this world was like a little 

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weird, a little quirky, but who 
cares, right? 

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She was nice enough that's when 
this girl, the dreams Tangos on 

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be like, I've had a fantasy for 
the last year, guys. 

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If you ever have fantasies don't
tell people about, like, it's 

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fine to have them like whatever.
Imagine Justin Bieber's, like 

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your boyfriend, whatever. 
I don't care. 

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Okay. 
But Stone. 

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Don't go into your fan is don't 
tell people in extreme 

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excruciating detail about them 
as the dream stand is about to 

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do. 
She's like yeah, I've had this 

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fantasy do, you know, do you 
watch Minecraft YouTubers and 

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immediately? 
They're like, what? 

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No, I do that. 
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there's one called dream. 
He recently did a face reveal 

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and he's so cute. 
Yeah, they're all like, okay. 

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Okay. 
Fine like whatever you have a 

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celebrity crush, that's normal 
but then she goes into 

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excruciating, painful detail 
about and also I want dream. 

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I want dream to Bear my children
and all of a sudden like the 

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girl the table are like, okay, 
that's all I need to hear. 

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I don't need to hear anything 
else. 

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She's like yeah I just want to 
pump out a bunch of babies with 

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dream. 
Face on them, that are really 

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good at Minecraft and they're 
all like, okay, oversharing over

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sharing your oversharing right 
now. 

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That's I'm good. 
Okay. 

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Okay guys, let's chill. 
Let's relax. 

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Okay, okay, relax, No need no 
need to go this far, I don't 

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need to know this. 
I don't need to know this about 

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you relax and she's like yeah 
you know every single day I 

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think about him and I have this 
little journal and every single 

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day I ride out N page-long 
fantasies about us growing old 

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together. 
Having a lot of babies are 

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there. 
Like stop with the baby's. 

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Okay. 
The girls aren't saying these 

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things but they're just like 
super freaking freaked out right

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now like super freaked out 
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they're starting to get to know,
starting to be friends with. 

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That's what I'm trying to 
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Is this going on about how she 
wants to be impregnated by her 

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favorite Minecraft Youtuber 
guys? 

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The stories you sounded are the 
most ridiculous stuff ever. 

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What the hell is this? 
God damn it. 

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Anyway, it's she just keeps 
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she goes on for 20 more minutes.
It just painstaking detail about

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how she wants to have a lot of 
babies. 

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Beautiful, beautiful dream. 
Looking Minecraft loving babies.

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So anyways by the end of the 
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is this like, oh my God, I don't
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How that could have been worse. 
I'm sure maybe if she just like,

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I don't know, took out a hammer 
and slam me in the head with it,

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but that maybe that would have 
been better. 

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Maybe I would have gotten 
permanent brain damage where I 

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would have forgotten that moment
forever so maybe it could have 

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been better. 
Maybe that is the worst 

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possibility ever. 
Maybe, if she just literally 

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took a machete and just chop my 
head off, at least my suffering 

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would have ended there and I 
wouldn't have to think about 

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imagining her in the dream 
babies. 

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And oh my God. 
Anyways. 

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So yeah, from every single day 
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Going on. 
I think it's because like the 

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dream stand release. 
Like, she's like, oh finally. 

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Someone knows my fantasies. 
Right. 

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Every single day she would tell 
them about, like, the new fanfic

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novel that she wrote the light 
before. 

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And, yeah, let's just say that 
after a little bit of time, they

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stopped hanging out, the 
subscriber, and the other girls 

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were like, she seems nice enough
but we just, we just can't 

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handle this anymore. 
We just can't handle hearing 

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dream. 
Heatwaves fan fiction part seven

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thousand every single freaking 
day at. 

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Lunch. 
I want to talk about normal 

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things. 
God, please, no, click on the 

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video on screen right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

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Just