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Daniel's Dread Tales is a show 
for grown-ups. 

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It may contain adult language 
and adult themes. 

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Please check the episode 
description for content 

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warnings. 
Last time on Eternal Line. 

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This is Daniel's Dread Tales. 
There we go. 

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Did you say we clop at the 
minute mark? 

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I said oh shit, let me try 
again. 

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You can't say that. 
You cannot say that. 

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There's no we're. 
Not when's that episode. 

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For the plot, we're not, there 
are no jars, we're there's 

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nothing. 
OK. 

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Daniel's dread Tails. 
So if we're all recording, 

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everybody's got their line, 
everybody's got their solid 

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spike. 
I could I? 

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Could say. 
This a lot from saying it. 

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Hello ladies and gentle Colts 
and NB Corns. 

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Welcome to Daniel's delightful 
Tales. 

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And also Tales is spelled like a
thing a pony has this time too. 

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And this week we're going to be 
playing the My Little Pony 

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tabletop RPG. 
It's going to be a good time. 

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We're going to be a bunch of 
colorful cartoon horses, and 

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it's not going to be too 
horrible. 

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If you want horror and death and
murder, please tune in any other

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week. 
We also have some special guests

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joining us this week, but we'll 
find out about them in just a 

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moment. 
Let's go around and I'll 

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introduce ourselves. 
I'll go first, just real quick. 

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My name's Daniel Fernandez. 
He him, and I'm going to be your

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game Master. 
There's no special name for the 

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game Master in My Little Pony. 
I'm going to be your Celestia. 

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Stable boy. 
No, no, I think Dan has at least

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earned a stable man. 
But I I am pretty stable I I 

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solid income I could pay my rent
bro. 

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You. 
Didn't. 

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Have to throw me under the bus 
like that. 

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OK, Christ. 
OK, I wasn't trying to attack. 

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Hi, everybody. 
I'm Nathan. 

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OK. 
Hey, Nathan, you introduced 

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yourself. 
Go. 

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Yeah, I'm Nathan pronouns he 
him. 

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I'm a regular here on on this 
lovely podcast and I will be 

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playing the earth pony character
Blank Page, who is a detective 

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and his cutie mark is a 
magnifying glass because he's a 

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detective and I didn't consider 
what color he would be before 

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this. 
I guess I've just pictured him 

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as red this whole time. 
So he's red and you know, he's 

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got the deer stalker cap. 
You know he's a cartoon pony 

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detective. 
Now deer stalker spelled DEER or

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DEAR. 
I think it has to be DEAR 

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because that other otherwise it 
would imply that they do hunt 

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deer in this universe. 
This one, you're just hunting 

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like somebody who was dear to 
you. 

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Yeah, but. 
When you're stalking someone 

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dear to you, what hat do you 
want to wear? 

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That sort of fedora. 
I'm the element of kindness. 

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Everyone is dear to me. 
Well, there you go. 

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No, I was picturing it more like
a love letter. 

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Dear stalker. 
I heard, I mean, I've heard a 

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lot of voices, but Renee, tell 
the people about yourself and 

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your pony. 
Which one am I again? 

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All right, Yes, hello. 
I am Renee. 

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They sometimes she pronouns. 
I don't know. 

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Anyway, I will be playing doctor
Honey bowl electrod. 

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I don't think I'm legally 
allowed to say on this episode 

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that a pony is hot, so I am not 
going to say that, Renee. 

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Come on the show and we'll let 
you say that there's no. 

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Rules against him. 
You're allowed to say the pony's

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hot. 
I would rather say that Doctor 

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Electrod is one of those ponies 
that is going to have kids 

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discover something about 
themselves later on in life as 

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they as they look back on this 
episode of. 

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He is a light tan almost Peach 
colored Pegasus with Hazel 

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blonde short mane, same color 
eyes. 

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He is incredibly smartly dressed
tweed three piece silver mother 

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of Pearl cufflinks and a magic 
taipan. 

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And his Cologne smells like wild
Heather and dark honey. 

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OK. 
And he is a psychiatrist? 

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What's your cutie Mark? 
His cutie mark is a red book. 

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I'm very hopeful that somebody, 
somebody will get the reference.

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What's your element of harmony? 
Generosity. 

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I very much enjoy cooking for my
friends. 

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Oh boy. 
I'm sorry. 

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Oh. 
Let's get our last regular voice

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you may have heard on the show 
introduced here. 

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Hello, I'm Russell, a corporate 
guy from this frenemy forge. 

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Also, I'm on Daniel's dread 
tails, right? 

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I will be playing Mythic Spice 
once more. 

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Who are is a lovely cinnamon 
orange colored Unicorn. 

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Element is laughter, of course. 
My cutie mark is a spilled salt 

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shaker. 
Oh, and I'm a Unicorn God. 

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Damn it. 
Thou you may have heard their 

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voices. 
You've definitely heard their 

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voices already. 
You can't keep us contained. 

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All right, we'll have Theo go 
first because you're the one who

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just talked from the Friendship 
Factory podcast. 

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Theo, tell us about your pony 
and yourself. 

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Hello, yes, my name is Theodore 
Monk. 

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Pronounce he him, and this week 
I'm doing my running gag on the 

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wrong podcast. 
Specifically I am playing Balder

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Dash, a Unicorn con mare. 
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this party, I was about to say 
element of honesty because I was

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just reading my notes verbatim, 
but yeah, she is, as I said, a 

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con mare. 
We have decided. 

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I will figure out how that 
meshes with being the element of

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honesty in terms of what sort of
pony she is. 

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I have decided because I am not 
the most visually a cute person.

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I kept it pretty 
straightforward. 

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She is a light blue Unicorn. 
Her mane and tail are like 

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darker blue with almost sort of 
purplish with a streak of golden

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yellow going throughout it. 
The main style, something I 

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would call anime Bob cut and her
cutie mark is a very sort of 

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generic looking green yellow 
flare of light. 

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It's vagueness definitely 
doesn't play into her con artist

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tendencies. 
I. 

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Mean it takes one to no one 
What? 

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The fuck you say to me? 
Kane, tell us about yourself and

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your pony. 
Hi, my name is Kane. 

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My pronouns are they and it I am
super jazzed to be here today. 

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I'm going to be I'm I forgot to 
do the the friendship factory 

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this week. 
My job is bit. 

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I was going to do the same bit 
as Theo. 

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I've already failed this. 
I'm going to be playing 

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heartstrings, who is an earth 
pony. 

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She has like a reddish kind of 
almost pink coat and an orange 

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mane and like freckles. 
She's very cute. 

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Her Kitty Mark is like a heart 
with like baby bottle in it. 

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Her special talent is child care
and she works as a general 

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purpose nanny slash babysitter 
in Ponyville. 

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Would she describe it as full 
care, given the idiosyncrasies 

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of this universe? 
She would, but I won't. 

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And what is your element of 
harmony? 

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Heartstrings element is also 
generosity. 

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We're a double generous group. 
So we're a very generous group. 

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She also most of us are not 
talking about perks but it's 

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notable she also has the wealth 
perk. 

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Definitely normal circumstances.
I was wondering if you were 

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going to take that, but yes, 
because we talked about your 

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pony being rich, you remember to
take the wealth perk. 

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I love it. 
OK, OK, well, your character 

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sheets are all a little bit more
complicated that, but we don't 

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need to talk about everybody's 
scores and backgrounds and all 

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that crap. 
So let's get into things. 

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It is a typical morning in 
Ponyville. 

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This takes place in Ponyville, 
by the way. 

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That's about their place. 
It's not Manhattan or something 

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like that. 
And the birds are singing. 

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Young Colts are delivering the 
latest copy of the Ponyville 

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Chronicle. 
People are packing up their 

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carts to go to the market. 
The sun isn't quite up yet, but 

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they're they're all getting to 
work. 

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The owls are tucking into their 
hollows to sleep. 

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That's what happens every day in
Ponyville. 

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But today in Ponyville is a 
little bit different. 

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Because you see, normally the 
sun begins to rise around this 

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time. 
And today it doesn't. 

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No morning dawns on Equestria. 
Darkness envelops the land, and 

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the citizens of Ponyville panic.
With no light, ponies collide 

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into each other in the middle of
the street, Flying pegasi are 

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crashing into bushes, Farmers 
and artisans are like spilling 

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all their goods that they're 
supposed to deliver to the 

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market. 
Mayor. 

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Mayor calls out from their 
window, trying to keep everybody

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calm, but nobody can hear above 
the noise. 

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Ponyville is a mess. 
Also, the sun hasn't risen. 

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Are the street lights like on a 
fucking timer that they just 

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like turned off but the sun 
wasn't up yet? 

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Look, they're very they they got
their routine in Ponyville. 

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Everybody's doing their routine 
and they're all expecting the 

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sun to rise. 
And then it did. 

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And now chaos in the streets. 
My question for you is, we'll go

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around and I want you to tell me
real quick, what are you doing 

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in the morning? 
Maybe you wake up this early 

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around sunrise, or maybe you 
will be woken up by a cart 

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running into another cart or 
something like that near your 

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place. 
Just give me a quick snippet of 

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what your character is doing 
because I need to get you all 

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out into the darkness to try to 
deal with the things that are 

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going on. 
Oh, I suppose I should also 

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note, you hear maybe one or two 
people running in the streets 

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saying, where's Twilight? 
Isn't she supposed to solve this

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sort of thing? 
And then somebody else says, I 

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think she's in the Crystal 
Empire. 

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Yeah. 
Is that to ask if this was like 

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a Ponyville timeline where like 
the main 6 have been a thing or 

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they haven't been a thing yet or
they just don't exist or they 

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leave? 
No, it's it's clearly the 

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timeline with people in it. 
Oh, we're doing Equestria Girls.

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Got it, got it, got it. 
No, no. 

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No, we're not doing well. 
Equestria Girls exist in an 

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alternate universe. 
You just have to step through 

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the magic mirror. 
But we're not doing that right 

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now. 
We don't need to go to Cancer. 

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Lot High. 
Oh, I will turn away from the 

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magic mirror then. 
OK, so anybody, if you have an 

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idea of what your character 
might be doing, let me know. 

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We're going to go around, tell 
me what you're doing. 

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So I want to volunteer earlier 
that I don't in case someone 

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like Heartstrings or someone 
else wants to come get me. 

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I think Balderdash is such a 
disaster that she is like true 

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to the stereotype of like almost
a Kristen Bell type character. 

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There's all the disasters 
happening outside and she, like,

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wakes up hearing, like, a car to
scratch another part and then 

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just immediately goes back to 
sleep and, like, pulls the cover

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over her head. 
OK? 

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Like there's an empty bag of 
chips spilling like crumbs out 

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onto the floor nearby. 
Love. 

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It perfect. 
OK, well I guess this will be a 

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very easy adventure for you if 
you remain adventure. 

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I mean I will join, I just 
wanted to establish. 

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No, it's totally fine. 
I love it. 

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I love it. 
I love. 

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It no, I mean this is your out. 
All right. 

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Yeah, See ya. 
I think, I think since 

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Heartstrings was invoked, I kind
of have an idea. 

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I think maybe one of her many, 
like various small babysitting 

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gigs is that one of the kids 
that she cares for, she's 

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responsible for getting them 
awake into school on time. 

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I don't know if in Ponyville 
kids also have to be up and at 

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school at a very ridiculously 
early hour, but that makes. 

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You have to go see cheerily at 
some point, yeah. 

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Yeah, so and I think she is 
struggling because little kids 

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don't function well when the sun
doesn't go that time that it's 

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supposed to go, Yes. 
So I think she's desperately 

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trying to keep, like, a very, 
very sleepy little kid. 

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Or Fuller Philly, I suppose, on 
schedule. 

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Well, it's just pitch black 
outside, OK. 

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And then if no one else goes to 
get balderdash, I'm sure she'll 

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pick up the slack. 
I can have her drag herself out 

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of bed if everyone else has. 
Everyone else has their own 

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thing to do and doesn't want to 
cater to me. 

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The protagonist of the. 
Here's a question balderdash. 

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If you're this much of a mess, 
are you in therapy by any 

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chance? 
Oh my God, I want to propose 

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something to you, Renee. 
Go ahead. 

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We establish that Balderdash is 
such a shitty con artist because

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she has a conscience and so 
she's constantly broke. 

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What if, like, Honey Bowl 
insisted on giving her therapy? 

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Like saw like like. 
The pro bono. 

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He who shall not be named style 
saw her as someone he could 

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like, manipulate into being a 
better person or better pony. 

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Who says anything about 
manipulate? 

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I'm doing a pro bono, of course,
Yes. 

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Of course, very, very. 
Night out of us very generous I.

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Think it would be, really. 
Yeah. 

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I think the answer is yes if you
agree to the idea that like it 

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was him insisting on her coming 
to therapy. 

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I love it. 
Renee is completely on board 

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with it. 
Doctor Lectra is standing by his

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window, second story, drinking a
very aromatic cup of dark 

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roaster Arabica espresso and 
looking at all the chaos with no

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motion visible on his chiseled 
face. 

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In a few minutes, he puts the 
cup down, gets dressed and goes 

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to find either one of his 
patients. 

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The other of his patients is 
busy marshalling together a 

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street gang very inspired by Mad
Max, saying that this is clearly

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the end of the world. 
Oh boy, I think I might need to 

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find you first. 
I'm not. 

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Experienced with therapy, is 
this good? 

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Was that a joke, Mythic spice 
that you're putting together a 

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street gig for the end of the 
world? 

261
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This is just something that's 
happening off in the background.

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Oh, it's like Pinky's doing 
something stupid in the 

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background. 
Exactly. 

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00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,480
OK, you know what, I'm actually 
curious what will happen with 

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Mythic Spice, so I'm just going 
to let her go at it for a bit 

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longer while I go and find 
Alderdash. 

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We've strapped tires and spikes 
and stuff to a carriage. 

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Spike. 
Spike went to the Crystal 

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Empire. 
He's not here. 

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Oh, so I guess it's just metal 
protrusions then. 

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OK, yes. 
Yeah, you're marshalling 

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together, people. 
You see a honey bowl just 

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gliding overhead, just looking 
at you. 

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I wave tearfully. 
I give a reserved. 

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Nod, and then I go back to 
bolting things onto a carriage. 

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If you can even see each other 
in the dark. 

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Wait, we don't have dark vision?
No, you don't have dark vision. 

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Do we have flashlights? 
You don't have a flashlight. 

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In fact, if you would like to 
see well in the darkness, I need

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you to make a difficulty 15 
alertness skill test to operate.

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I am pulling up right now to 
prove if Ponyville does or does 

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not have lampposts. 
OK, I don't see. 

283
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Anything. 
I don't think it does. 

284
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,760
I don't think it does either. 
I was doing some research. 

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Mayor Mayor once again pocketing
Public Utilities funds. 

286
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,480
Well Dang, I only have AG4IN 
alertness. 

287
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,360
Yeah, you roll D20 plus the D4. 
That's how the the dice roll. 

288
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You always roll D20 and then you
add your skill. 

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So this will be our, if you want
to, this could be our first 

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roll. 
This could be sort of a sample 

291
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roll. 
Failing will not be too deadly. 

292
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You might run into somebody as 
you're flying through the air, 

293
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,280
definitely, but. 
I rolled the 14 so while I see 

294
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,200
something up there, I'm just 
waving to be friendly. 

295
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,240
Errol the 19. 
OK, there you go. 

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You see Mythic Spice getting up 
to whatever nonsense they're 

297
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:19,400
getting up to. 
You also see that there is a 

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little Pegasus stuck in a tree 
nearby saying help some pony 

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00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,480
please help me. 
Maybe it's because I haven't 

300
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,280
watched this show in 10 years, 
but still hearing where somebody

301
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,520
say stuff like every pony does 
put a mild fight or flight in 

302
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,880
me. 
Buddy, you're gonna get ready. 

303
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,720
Oh boy. 
You can just feel your brain 

304
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,480
starting to rot. 
Let's do this, but before we do 

305
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,320
any of that, Nathan, what is 
Blank Page doing? 

306
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:52,160
He hears a bit of raucous steps 
out of like his house, looks 

307
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,240
outside, immediately closes the 
door you hear shuffling around, 

308
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,640
and then comes back out with an 
old timey like gas Lantern. 

309
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,120
Because you've given me the 
perfect opportunity to go the 

310
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,680
full Sherlock Holmes aesthetic, 
and I will use it. 

311
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,079
OK, I'll let you. 
Yeah, sure. 

312
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,160
You got your gas Lantern. 
The game is afoot. 

313
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,960
From you it would sound like. 
Go over a foot. 

314
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,560
Because you would have to be 
carrying the gas Lantern in your

315
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,760
mouth. 
OK, so I have to have this in my

316
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,280
mouth and do the southern accent
at the same time. 

317
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,119
Just a moment, no? 
No, you don't need. 

318
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,800
To the guns are hot. 
There you go. 

319
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:31,400
Not bad, not bad, Pretty good. 
The key is to just bite down on 

320
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my hand while I'm doing it and 
it works. 

321
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,640
As you step outside you see 
chaos in the streets. 

322
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Standing in the middle of the 
street is an old green pony with

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white hair. 
You maybe recognize her as 

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Granny Smith saying Oh my gosh 
darn, what's every pony hopping 

325
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and hollering as she is trying 
to cross the street and is 

326
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having difficulty? 
My God. 

327
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,560
OK, step one, help this lady 
cross the street. 

328
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,600
Step 2. 
I figure out what's going on. 

329
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,240
Let's start with step one. 
All right, what sort of skill do

330
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,680
you want to use to help this 
lady cross the street that's 

331
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,480
full of people who don't know 
where they're going? 

332
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,600
You do not need to make an 
awareness check to see however, 

333
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,960
because you established you have
a Lantern. 

334
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,120
Actually, because this is about 
like navigating through a 

335
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:21,400
situation, could I use alertness
as the scale for this? 

336
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,000
2C Things is not going to 
actually get Granny Smith across

337
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the road. 
OK. 

338
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,400
I do have to actually. 
Yeah, yeah, right. 

339
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,120
You could do maybe a Braun or 
Finesse tech, or you can even 

340
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,200
try to persuade her to cross the
road herself and not be afraid I

341
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,920
guess. 
I'm I'm almost OK at finesse. 

342
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,280
I'll do that. 
What's the difficulty? 

343
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:46,920
It's like difficulty 10. 
All right, rolled a 12 without 

344
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,160
even adding my bonus die from my
skills so. 

345
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,040
OK, that's great. 
Let me help you across, ma'am. 

346
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,560
These seem to be dark days, if 
you pardon the expression. 

347
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,840
Where did the gosh darn sun go? 
What Darnay should happen to it?

348
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,680
That is an excellent question 
and I will be trying to find the

349
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,440
answer. 
What I want you to do, you're a 

350
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,520
detective, right? 
You're a detective. 

351
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,560
I am. 
All right, I had been saving up 

352
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,560
all my bits for, well, a 
surgery, it doesn't matter, but 

353
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:21,400
I want to hire you to find what 
happened to the sun and wear 

354
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,160
that angry Stampede that almost 
ran me over when they were 

355
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,760
running towards San for free. 
There he goes, young and seen a 

356
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,840
good talking to I tell you what,
and she gives you a a bag of 

357
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,520
several bits. 
I am crazy. 

358
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,880
Definitely giving these back to 
her by when this is over, She 

359
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,400
said. 
This was for a surgery. 

360
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:46,000
Got to get that hip replaced. 
It's crazy that this universe 

361
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,960
has magic but no universal 
healthcare. 

362
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,000
I was about to say yeah, 
healthcare in Ponyville sucks 

363
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,200
apparently. 
Rainbow Dash is still paying off

364
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,400
those few days in the hospital. 
This feels like a good moment 

365
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,000
for Mythic Spice to appear. 
OK, the street gang is what they

366
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,480
were crossing the street in 
front of. 

367
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,040
We were all waiting, politely of
course, but Mythic Spice sees 

368
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,400
Granny Smith hand off these bits
and old people money that should

369
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,480
be in my funeral home's pockets.
Jesus. 

370
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,000
Oh. 
My God. 

371
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,560
Mythic spice. 
I'm going to need you to tone it

372
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,480
down to several degrees. 
This situation calls for calm. 

373
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,320
Calm, calm. 
Got 2 honey bowl knocking on 

374
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:48,440
Balderdash's door very politely.
When she finally opens the door,

375
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,840
I think she has the thing 
Twilight sometimes has in the 

376
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,280
show when like she's navigating 
the dark, like the big sort of 

377
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,120
like glowy bit at the end of her
horn. 

378
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,040
She's just like, God what is it 
dude? 

379
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,760
Do you know what time it is? 
I think that's another part of 

380
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,440
why Doctor Electrod went to find
balderdash in the first place. 

381
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,440
Yeah, you're gonna, but it's 
like that to being a flashlight.

382
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,840
That OK would be really funny if
the only reason Balder is like 

383
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,640
gang pressed into helping on 
this adventures because she's 

384
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,360
the only one who can. 
Fuck, that's not true. 

385
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,480
We're friends. 
We're. 

386
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:23,640
Friends. 
Yeah, Rudolph and Santa, we're 

387
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,760
friends. 
Jesus. 

388
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,720
I think it's like everyone else 
wants to go and fix this problem

389
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,440
and she's like, I'd like to stay
at home. 

390
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,080
And they're like, no, you're 
coming with us. 

391
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,520
You're the only one who can 
function as a light. 

392
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,880
Honey bow goes well. 
There seems to be some commotion

393
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,840
in the street. 
I just wanted to check on you. 

394
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,800
Yeah, Doc, I'm, I'm doing just 
fine, thank you. 

395
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,960
And she's already like, trying 
to close the door, like. 

396
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,320
Very slowly. 
I just want to establish one 

397
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:59,960
more time there is a little 
Philly Unicorn in a tree yelling

398
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,120
some pony. 
Please help me. 

399
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,440
First of all, you said Pegasus. 
Second of all, I heard you 

400
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,040
perfectly well. 
Yeah, they're not going 

401
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,000
anywhere. 
I know. 

402
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,880
I just, I just wanted to make 
that pony show up again. 

403
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,520
I know you heard it. 
I'm really scared. 

404
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,840
OK. 
Yeah, I think with that, Boulder

405
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,080
does stop closing the door. 
I think she actually, I think 

406
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,480
she stops, starts to close it 
again and then like the Philly 

407
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,840
once again, like starts like 
calling for help. 

408
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:28,360
And then she finally rolls her 
eyes, opens the doors, and like,

409
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,960
trots past Honey Bowl toward 
wherever like that fucking tree 

410
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,640
is presumably like, keep 
conversing with him along the 

411
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,560
way. 
I think it is our duty as 

412
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,800
citizens of Equestria to assist 
in any way we can. 

413
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,560
You said duty, she says that she
I know you're going to make me 

414
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,200
roll for this stand, but I think
she is going to try and use like

415
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,640
rudimentary Unicorn telekinesis 
to get the little Philly down. 

416
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,880
OK. 
What do you get a role for that?

417
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,320
I don't have any specific spells
that work for this, but I think 

418
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,840
I do just straight up have yeah,
telekinesis. 

419
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,720
You could use your telekinesis, 
you could use your magic. 

420
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,200
You could also use like finesse 
to like try to control like 

421
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,200
bringing them down. 
Suppose you could also like 

422
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,800
bring over a ladder and climb 
up. 

423
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,880
Or I mean, maybe you don't even 
need to do it. 

424
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,560
Maybe Honey Bowl could fly up 
there and help him get out of 

425
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,000
the tree and you could just like
the way. 

426
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,680
I I was going to say I. 
Will observe for now. 

427
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,480
OK. 
All right. 

428
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,320
Observe OK. 
You got this homie. 

429
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,120
I think I am going to use 
telekinesis. 

430
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,600
I think depending on how tall 
you imagine this tree, we may be

431
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,560
fudging it because it does say 
that I can maneuver any object 

432
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,840
from about 10 feet away, but 
whatever. 

433
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,200
There aren't feet in this 
universe. 

434
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,080
I don't think it matters. 
That's hooves it says. 

435
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,440
I use smarts set of strength to 
move it and any skill test to 

436
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,680
manipulate it uses alertness 
instead of my door. 

437
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,760
Bronze, right? 
OK, thank you for checking that.

438
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,000
I forgot that that's how that 
worked. 

439
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,640
I have already forgotten how 
anything works in this game. 

440
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,880
What do you need me to? 
Roll alertness. 

441
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,720
So that'll be you. 
Roll AD 20 and you add the die 

442
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,160
that you have for alertness. 
What? 

443
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,120
What do you have for alert? 
It looks like I have AD 4. 

444
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,800
OK, so you roll D20 and AD 4 and
add them together. 

445
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,920
Fuck me, that is A9. 
I almost flew into a windmill 

446
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,960
and now I'm here and I don't 
know how to get down because I 

447
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,240
can't leave the mob and it's 
like really dark. 

448
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,160
This is so funny, help me 
please. 

449
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,320
Maybe this isn't what you're 
going for, but can I make a 

450
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,400
suggestion for Alec that role 
manifests? 

451
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,360
How does it look? 
I do pull her off the branch, 

452
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,160
but I accidentally drop her on 
my head. 

453
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,960
Can I catch her in the air? 
Yeah, difficulty 8 Acrobatics 

454
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,160
flag check to catch her. 
OK, I get a edge on action skill

455
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,160
tests as a Pegasus when it 
involves acrobatics. 

456
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,680
Yes, so would edge means you 
consider yourself to have a one 

457
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,160
die higher for your bone to die?
Perfect, huh? 

458
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,960
I rolled another 19. 
Very nice. 

459
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,760
OK. 
God damn you easily catch her. 

460
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,400
Yes, very graciously, gracefully
and graciously, I suppose. 

461
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,560
Yeah, this was an act of 
benevolence. 

462
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,040
Golly, Mr. You're. 
You're so nice. 

463
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,600
And. 
And you too, I guess. 

464
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,840
Yeah. 
My name's Cotton Cloudy and I'm 

465
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,240
trying to go to school, but I 
don't even know how to get to 

466
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,480
school. 
Do I know where the children's 

467
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,080
school is? 
Yeah, there's like 1 school it's

468
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,920
on. 
I always imagined it's kind of 

469
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,640
on the edge of town. 
You don't see a lot of houses 

470
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,480
around it. 
That makes sense to me. 

471
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,040
Also, they run through a forest 
while they sing a song. 

472
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,560
If they're going to it, you're 
in a much later episode, but 

473
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,640
whatever. 
I think this may be where the 

474
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,320
the button gets pressed that I 
was alluding to earlier that I 

475
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,400
think Balder's first instinct is
when, like the little girl is 

476
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,320
saying to Honey was like, I need
help getting to school. 

477
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,640
She's like, all right, cool, you
can handle this, see you later. 

478
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,360
But then like however the 
characters involved pointed out 

479
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,800
realize, oh, they won't be able 
to see where they're going 

480
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,280
unless I come with them. 
Yes. 

481
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,520
Unless there's a crowd of 
children she can follow. 

482
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,040
There is not actually. 
Maybe somebody specialized in 

483
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,160
child care? 
Yes, that is somebody 

484
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,480
specialized in child care. 
I was. 

485
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,920
Actually going to have you guys 
meet her at the school is kind 

486
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,560
of the thing that I was leaning 
towards there, yeah. 

487
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,440
Come on, let's get you to 
school. 

488
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,840
I'm a corona adult, why am I 
waking up on time for school 

489
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,720
all? 
Right. 

490
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,240
Fair. 
Nod. 

491
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:16,200
Heartstrings, yes. 
So you are bringing your charge 

492
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:23,360
to school and as you are going 
along it is dark but you know 

493
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:27,040
the way even in the dark. 
But all of a sudden jumping out 

494
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,920
in the trees it's a vampire 
fruit bat. 

495
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,840
The fuck? 
Oh wait no, Oh no. 

496
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,520
God damn it, it snips and snails
dressed as vampire fruit bats. 

497
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,840
How did they get this in so so 
little time? 

498
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,160
Did they have this ready? 
They're old nightmare night 

499
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:55,320
costumes. 
That's you boys. 

500
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,520
Wow. 
Very talented. 

501
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:04,920
Never, never do that again. 
We got you, We got you. 

502
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,080
You got me. 
You got me really bad. 

503
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,120
Do you want to try to like teach
them a lesson or anything like 

504
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,360
that? 
Or or you could be scared. 

505
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,120
Either 1 is fine, I don't care. 
I think my ability to do 

506
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,680
something is somewhat limited by
it, like I'm not the boss of 

507
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,720
them. 
But this is true, OK. 

508
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,960
Heartstrings just goes cold and 
it's like get me a switch. 

509
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:35,320
Unless you're going to do like 
intimidation or I guess Braun, 

510
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,520
but no, we're not going to beat.
Up. 

511
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,640
No, I don't. 
I don't think heartstrings is 

512
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,120
that kind of person. 
I do think, I think she, I, I 

513
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,880
think she's like, you know, I 
have a very strong and powerful 

514
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,120
heart. 
But if you do that to the wrong 

515
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,160
pony, you could really hurt 
them. 

516
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,760
So I'd I'd be careful about 
that. 

517
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,800
If you'd like, you can make a 
persuasion test. 

518
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
My persuasion's pretty good. 
I do have a specialization in 

519
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,800
understanding. 
Is there any chance that that 

520
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,720
could apply here? 
Not really. 

521
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,520
Nope. 
Yeah, you're that's fair enough.

522
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,120
OK, just normal style then. 
Well, that's 22O. 

523
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,080
OK. 
This is my best stat. 

524
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,640
Go to childcare I guess, OK. 
Oh fuck right, this is also a 

525
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,160
childcare role. 
So we didn't even factor in that

526
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,720
you would get a bonus because 
it's childcare. 

527
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,000
Yeah, maybe. 
Yeah, my special talents is in 

528
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,880
childcare, which gives me an 
upshift on any action, so it's 

529
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,640
actually a higher role than 
that, but I'm not going to 

530
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,640
bother. 
OK. 

531
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,880
Oh, yeah, I guess that was kind 
of mean. 

532
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,480
It was his idea. 
Oh, OK. 

533
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,520
And they sort of take it off 
their costumes. 

534
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,280
And I guess should we go to 
school then? 

535
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,960
Or probably is school even 
happening today? 

536
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,600
You know, I haven't heard 
anything to suggest that it 

537
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,400
isn't. 
So the worst things that happens

538
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,120
is we all go and they send you 
home and you have a day off. 

539
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,360
A day off. 
I go boy, fuck you. 

540
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,240
What have you done? 
Well, I guess it would be a 

541
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,240
night off considering there's no
son. 

542
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,040
She's got a child here, she's 
not immune, so making. 

543
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,920
Mistakes. 
It's like saying treat around a 

544
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,400
dog. 
That Snips who says that and 

545
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:19,280
runs towards the school and 
Stale says do you know why the 

546
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:24,720
sun's not here? 
You know, I don't, and I know 

547
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,840
that can be a little scary, but 
I'm sure there are some very, 

548
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,720
very smart ponies working their 
hardest to find out why. 

549
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:37,320
Well, I there's that inventor, 
he's somebody, said The inventor

550
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,680
who lives on the edge of town is
the reason the sun didn't go up.

551
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,640
I saw an angry mob going towards
his house. 

552
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:52,800
Is that so? 
Yeah, well, bye, bye. 

553
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,880
I've done my exposition, so my 
role here is finished. 

554
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,000
He runs after snips. 
They are chewing bubble gums so 

555
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,200
this might end up causing a a 
problem. 

556
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:09,480
But God, of course. 
I think everybody sort of, well,

557
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,160
I guess. 
Pony excuse you. 

558
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,200
I was going to say Every Pony, 
but I guess not Blank Page and 

559
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,280
Mythic Spice. 
Although make it through the 

560
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,240
schoolhouse. 
Somehow, Blank Page has been 

561
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:26,080
roped into a gathering outside 
Mayor Mayor's office, and Mythic

562
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,840
Mice is shouting Who knows, 
booty. 

563
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,960
Bell. 
And waiting for people to chant 

564
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,840
mythic spice or mayor and mayor.
Really, we're trying to figure 

565
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,400
out what the peoples are feeling
here. 

566
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,600
The polls are pretty rudimentary
in booty film. 

567
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,960
Like 6 different genres of show 
are happening across our human 

568
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,920
right now. 
That's My Little Pony, baby. 

569
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,400
From some of the minds behind 
Daniel's Dread tails comes a new

570
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,360
type of horror podcast that I 
invented, that I'm calling the 

571
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,240
audio drama, and I invented it 
and nobody else does it. 

572
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,280
The Mcmangus Archives. 
We're going to do a spooky times

573
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,000
play for your year. 
Holes like AQ tip. 

574
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,960
It's scary, like a scary Q-tip 
for your ears. 

575
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,520
The Mcmangus Archives. 
You remember how there were 

576
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,600
there was there used to be radio
plays? 

577
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,400
It's like that, but it lives on 
your phone now and it's scary. 

578
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:30,680
Real scary. 
The Mick Magnus No, I'm reading 

579
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:36,520
this wrong. 
The Mick Mang Mick Mangus 

580
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,120
archives. 
The Mick Mangus Archives. 

581
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,240
Is there a hole in your heart 
that only. 

582
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,760
Mcmangus Archives. 
Can fill Does fantasy heroism 

583
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,040
make you yawn? 
Do good roles keep getting in 

584
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,480
the way of interesting stories? 
Mcmangus Archives It's. 

585
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,880
The show for you? 
Coming this scary season to your

586
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:01,160
phone not in AU two way but in a
that's how we listen to podcasts

587
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,080
way anyway. 
It's a new story and little 

588
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,280
places continuity, the Mcmangus 
archives and that I do a kissy 

589
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:16,560
face at the camera. 
Yeah, a little bit. 

590
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,800
We figure out Mayor, Mayor is 
still technically in charge, and

591
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,360
Mythic Spice calms down the 
street gang and says so weren't 

592
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,320
we going to do something? 
Well, I Mythic Spice, I am 

593
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:38,040
officially deputizing you to be 
the coroner for The Sun, but 

594
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,920
hopefully the sun's not actually
dead. 

595
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,320
Well, I am pretty good at 
figuring out why stuff stays 

596
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:49,760
down. 
Yeah, Jesus, you and Blake Page,

597
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,240
you don't want to solve things 
right? 

598
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,280
It is true. 
Well, the mayor of Ponyville 

599
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,880
would be very grateful if you 
did this for the town. 

600
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,920
I'll bet she would Granny Smith.
Granny Smith went to the market.

601
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,200
She's gone now. 
It's fun. 

602
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,360
OK. 
This is mayor, mayor, mayor, 

603
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,960
mayor saying this to you. 
Of course. 

604
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,440
Yes. 
Well, we'll do our best. 

605
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,040
Mayor. 
Mayor. 

606
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,600
She also didn't offer any money 
but. 

607
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,200
I'm I'm not getting paid for 
this one, am I? 

608
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,320
I guess you never get paid for 
the apocalypses, you know, 

609
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:23,200
because like. 
We don't need to say that a word

610
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,000
around here. 
It's fine. 

611
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,000
Everything's fine. 
Everything's fine, Everything's 

612
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,720
fine. 
Please tell everybody that 

613
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,520
everything's fine. 
Ma'am, do you need a Xanax? 

614
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,680
I thought recall was the word 
we're not supposed to say around

615
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,000
you. 
And she looks back out to the 

616
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,280
the assembled citizens who are 
outside her office, also 

617
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,840
demanding things. 
It says. 

618
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:47,480
And don't worry citizens, 
everything will be fine. 

619
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,360
And somewhere, filthy rich is 
plotting his plan to run from. 

620
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,920
There, Jesus Christ, at what 
point do me and Honey Bowl get 

621
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,240
to the schoolhouse? 
I don't know you. 

622
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,120
You're there. 
You're at the schoolhouse. 

623
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,880
It's fine. 
Everybody's at the schoolhouse. 

624
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,400
Wow, almost everybody. 
I think we got lost blank page I

625
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,080
think. 
You got lost. 

626
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,440
Let's litter around the 
schoolyard until someone tells 

627
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,560
us where we should go. 
I think it might make more sense

628
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,440
for us 3 to go to the mayor's 
house because we have no 

629
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,159
business being here actually. 
You're escorting the child to 

630
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,920
the school. 
Yeah, yeah, they've done that. 

631
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,960
Yeah, every. 
Let's just have everybody go to 

632
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,560
the school so we can get get 
through it quicker. 

633
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,880
Also, because there's one more 
thing at the school, you get to 

634
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,760
the school. 
There are no Phillies or Colts 

635
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,080
inside. 
But you do see Miss Cheerily 

636
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:46,199
sitting on the front porch of 
the school saying, oh, hello, 

637
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,080
we're supposed to have class 
this morning, but none of the 

638
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,840
foals are here. 
Well, from what I can see you 

639
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,880
have at least 2. 
Oh oh it's so good to see you 2 

640
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,120
go inside. 
I guess we are having class 

641
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:08,320
today. 
Go read the next chapter in your

642
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,920
books. 
Sniffs and sails. 

643
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,040
Just look back at heartstrings. 
You fucked us. 

644
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,640
Heartstrings, you fucked us. 
Yeah. 

645
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,720
We'll never forget about this. 
I honestly thought Snips and 

646
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,920
Snails was 1 pony no? 
Snips and Snails were two 

647
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,840
different ponies. 
OK, so you have. 3 ponies, 

648
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,600
technically. 
Yeah, there are 4 ponies sitting

649
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,800
in there. 
Yeah, par strings waits for all 

650
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,560
of the Foals and Phillies to be 
out of ear shot and then she 

651
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,120
goes. 
I am so sorry, Miss Julie. 

652
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,240
No, it's fine. 
I just how am I supposed to 

653
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,160
teach in the dark? 
I'm not prepared for this. 

654
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,440
I I don't know if I'm a very 
good teacher. 

655
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,840
Do you do you not have any 
candles, Miss Shirley? 

656
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,520
I actually have a flashlight, 
but one flashlight is not going 

657
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,760
to be enough for all of the 
children to be able to read 

658
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,720
their books. 
Do you have a projector? 

659
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,920
Does your question I have 
protectors? 

660
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,120
I don't think we. 
No, definitely do, because they 

661
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,440
watch the fucking short film. 
They watch the short. 

662
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,960
Film how to do they do have 
protectors. 

663
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,120
They slurp up all the water to 
Cloudsdale well. 

664
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,320
There you go. 
Yeah, but they don't have one in

665
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,480
the school. 
Right into the school, yeah. 

666
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,920
Underfunded. 
Madam, I think in these 

667
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,360
circumstances your primary duty 
is to keep these children safe. 

668
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,080
Heartstrings nods. 
A school A school should be the 

669
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,840
safest place in the city, is it 
not? 

670
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,240
Yes, yes, you're right, it 
should be. 

671
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,080
Maybe I just hope I can keep 
them safe. 

672
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,040
We're going to need to make some
sort of social check to inspire 

673
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,680
her, or some other check I 
guess. 

674
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:46,720
Oh, Persuasion, Yeah. 
Can I help with this in any way?

675
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,080
You can. 
Friendship circle you. 

676
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,600
Help people. 
You can do a friendship circle. 

677
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,360
I could or I could just, I could
use generosity of spirit. 

678
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,280
I'm not sure if that's the time 
to use this. 

679
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,680
I could step in with in the 
spirit of honesty as well. 

680
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,080
We do have a few and I would 
gain a friendship point from 

681
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,440
that. 
Lend assistance When multiple 

682
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,920
ponies work together on a single
task, 1 pony takes the lead and 

683
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,840
everybody else helps. 
The leader is the one who makes 

684
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,320
the role for the helpers. 
Leading assistance is considered

685
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,840
a standard action, and each 
helper gives a plus one shift to

686
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,080
the roller's role. 
My persuasion gets AD 6. 

687
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,320
Well, so you start with AD 6 and
for everybody who helps, they 

688
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,760
have to have at least AD two in 
the skill that they are helping 

689
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,360
with. 
And this is. 

690
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,520
I do. 
Persuasion. 

691
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,840
Persuasion. 
I have AD 4IN persuasion. 

692
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,480
I also have AD 4IN persuasion 
and I'm gonna use a charge of 

693
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,960
those who know teach which gives
the benefits of my help for the 

694
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,000
rest of the scene slash 
encounter instead of just the 

695
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,080
skill test. 
Nice, great. 

696
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,720
So what do I get? 
Well, so how many people are 

697
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,160
helping here? 
There's three of us total. 

698
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,160
Two of us are helping, I think. 
I think the other two are. 

699
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,720
Still, So you're gonna roll AD 
20 plus your What's your 

700
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,560
persuasion diet? 
6. 

701
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,000
So you're gonna upgrade it twice
to a 12? 

702
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,120
Nice. 
No, you're gonna shit. 

703
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,320
Persuade. 
This better at. 

704
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,080
All this might be a. 10A little 
10 Hey, we're figuring out the 

705
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,800
mechanics. 
Yeah, it's fine. 

706
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,920
This is also why I wanted to do 
these low stakes rolls to make 

707
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,360
sure I remember how everything 
worked. 

708
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,960
What's the difficulty? 
The difficulty is 14. 

709
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,440
I unfortunately rolled like 
garbage. 

710
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,320
I rolled an 11. 
Oh no. 

711
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,160
Oh, this is a perfect time for 
Mythic spice to arrive. 

712
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800
OK. 
Well, if they can't read their 

713
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,840
books, you can teach them about 
the darkness that dwells in 

714
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,120
every pony's soul. 
Hi, Mythic Spice. 

715
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,360
Hi Heartstrings. 
You'll have to forgive our 

716
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,800
arrival. 
We got lost. 

717
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,400
Or rather, I got a little lost 
and Mythic Spice has been 

718
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,720
following me for the past 15 
minutes. 

719
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,520
Honey bull, you're here too. 
You could be a special guest 

720
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,760
speaker on the topic. 
Well, as I do, always teach, the

721
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,640
only way to combat the darkness 
inside you is to embrace it. 

722
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,520
Cultivate it as the inspiration 
that it is. 

723
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,520
That doesn't sound right. 
Your patient is looking at you 

724
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,720
like what the shit are you 
talking? 

725
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,680
About another patented Honey 
Bowl lecture, as it were. 

726
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,240
Very inspiring my friend. 
I don't know enough about 

727
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:23,000
therapy to dispute it. 
I will say that Honey Bowl was 

728
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,600
unsuccessful at cheering up 
cheerily if somebody, somebody 

729
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,720
else could try to do it. 
But it can't be anybody who just

730
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,680
tried to help cheer up cheerily 
as well, because you were also 

731
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,800
giving your. 
Yeah. 

732
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,960
So the two people just came in. 
You could try to persuade her or

733
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,040
provide an alternate thing to 
her. 

734
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,440
Or else you could just be like, 
well, good luck, cheerily. 

735
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,720
I I don't have any, I don't have
any infersuation. 

736
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,960
I would just be rolling this 
straight D20. 

737
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,800
You know what, you can make an 
alertness check if you would 

738
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,320
like. 
To I'm so good at that help. 

739
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,800
So I so I so I I rolled it. 
OK. 

740
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,080
Did you add your other dye to 
it? 

741
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:15,480
Yeah, hold. 
On cheerily sighs. 

742
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,640
Thanks for bringing the ponies 
to school. 

743
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,040
She puts her head in her hooves 
for a second. 

744
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,720
It stands up, takes a deep 
breath, and goes back inside. 

745
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,360
Grabs her flashlight, which she 
might have given to you if you 

746
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,720
would help cheer her up or 
helped her in other ways, and 

747
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,160
begins to walk around, pointing 
it at things that students are 

748
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,520
supposed to be looking at in the
beret. 

749
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:42,800
One day at a time, cheerily. 
Yeah, yeah, it's too bad I 

750
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,920
couldn't use my specialization 
in cheering ponies up there. 

751
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,760
Oh well. 
I mean, you could. 

752
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,640
Would you like to make a roll? 
No, it seems like the moments 

753
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:54,400
past now. 
I kind of wish I hadn't helped 

754
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,960
because I do have a thing of 
acting in the spirit of honesty 

755
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,120
to gain a friendship point. 
And I think I could have like 

756
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,280
done a like a brutal honesty 
moment with Cheerily. 

757
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,320
Let's, let's. 
I think we've seen enough of 

758
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:11,440
cheerily for darkness. 
Surely you're the new 6th member

759
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,520
of the squad? 
We'll leave the kids here. 

760
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,160
It's fine. 
Quit your job. 

761
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,040
That's our inventory party. 
Hold and secure, Charlie. 

762
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,880
Hold and secure. 
The Cutie Rock Crusaders can 

763
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,720
handle it. 
It's fine. 

764
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,480
Put them in charge. 
Don't supervise them. 

765
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,920
It'll be like the paper. 
It's fine that. 

766
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,000
Works. 
So well, that work done so well.

767
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,960
Surely might not be good at her 
job actually. 

768
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,560
So the gang is all together, You
guys are all friends with each 

769
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,160
other more or less. 
What would you like to do? 

770
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,520
Some of you have been hired to 
solve the darkness problem. 

771
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,560
Right. 
I'm going to deputize all of you

772
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,920
as well, and we're going to 
institute martial law first. 

773
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,000
We are not going to institute 
martial law. 

774
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,920
We do not have the authority to 
institute martial law. 

775
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,560
That's why you're the good cup. 
I am not a police officer and 

776
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,040
neither are you. 
Baldur leans over to 

777
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,040
heartstrings and just whispers. 
We could leave right now and I 

778
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,720
don't think they'd notice. 
I would I would bald the dash. 

779
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,320
I've got mine say anything that.
Wouldn't be very responsible. 

780
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:21,560
Heartstrings would pass along 
what she heard from Snips and 

781
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,000
Snails about the inventor on the
edge of town. 

782
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,040
So that everyone else also knows
that. 

783
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:32,720
Yes, yeah, and likewise 
everything that blank page heard

784
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,000
from Granny Smith as well. 
Yeah, and from Mayor. 

785
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,600
Mayor. 
You also see going by at this 

786
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,080
time, as you're chatting and 
getting your injury, you see 

787
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,160
that mob that Granny Smith 
mentioned and one of them leads 

788
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,600
over Good. 
Who's a pony would get pulled 

789
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,160
into a mob in Ponyville. 
It's bulk bicep. 

790
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,960
Bulk, bicep. 
Yeah, it's over. 

791
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,080
Let's go. 
I heard that this is Widget's 

792
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,960
fault. 
He built a thing of a jig that 

793
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,840
broke the sun. 
Yeah, let's go. 

794
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,400
Yeah. 
See this Bob of ponies is 

795
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,720
holding torches as they're going
towards the edge of time. 

796
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,480
Now hold on, hold on, now hold 
on. 

797
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,040
How do they get those ready so 
fast? 

798
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,360
I honestly thought that was you 
mythic spice at the front of the

799
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,000
mob. 
Are you guys coming or what? 

800
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:27,760
Oh my. 
God no. 

801
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,200
I don't know that it's 
responsible to all of the 

802
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,080
information necessarily. 
Oh, I know a lot of information.

803
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,040
What do you want to know? 
Information is woke. 

804
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:42,680
Oh yeah. 
Am I the only Pegasus among us? 

805
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,560
Yeah, you are, yes. 
I believe so. 

806
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,560
Well, both biceps of Pegasus. 
He doesn't have very big wigs 

807
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,480
though. 
Can I extinguish their torches? 

808
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,640
What skill do you think you 
would like to use for that? 

809
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:56,240
Probably acrobatics. 
Now you just get to fly around 

810
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,680
and just like, start taking out 
their torches. 

811
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,680
No, I'm going to cause a gust of
wind powerful enough to do that.

812
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,440
Yeah, I guess with Pegasus 
flying is kind of all under 

813
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,080
acrobatics. 
Flag is a specialization of 

814
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,760
acrobatics, so. 
And does my those who know teach

815
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,640
still apply or is this the? 
Like we could say it's the same 

816
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,920
scene. 
We could say it's the same scene

817
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,480
because you've spent your, your 
powers, the guys. 

818
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,040
Expected. 
Yeah. 

819
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,280
So you still, you still act as 
though I'm helping, even though 

820
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,360
there's no conceivable way our 
streaks could be helping here. 

821
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,320
Immortal support. 
I just need you to make me a 

822
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,240
difficulty 10 acrobatic skill 
test. 

823
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,400
Ten, yeah. 
So I get AD four and then 

824
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,040
upshift it again, Yes. 
Oh yeah, from the health. 

825
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,360
You're helping. 
That is a 17. 

826
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,520
All right, I'm not going to say 
you've put out every single one 

827
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,480
of the torches, but you've 
definitely sort of dispersed 

828
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,920
this mob a little bit. 
Maybe a dozen of them are still 

829
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,920
going to make their way towards 
their destination, but the angry

830
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,680
mob of like 70 people is not 
going to run at this one pony's 

831
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,800
house on the edge of town. 
Today we have prevented mob 

832
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,480
justice. 
Well, but not yet, because 

833
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,280
there's still a miniature mob 
headed that way. 

834
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,760
OK. 
Well, yeah. 

835
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,560
We have mitigated mob justice. 
We have to work a little harder.

836
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,320
Hey, where'd my torch go? 
Oh, he's not bright, is he? 

837
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,480
Not without a torch. 
His. 

838
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,760
Name is Burley. 
Bicep, bulk bicep. 

839
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,360
But yes, that's. 
Worse. 

840
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,680
Yeah, Burley Bicep is his 
brother. 

841
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,920
Don't you know? 
Widget says he's got an advice 

842
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:35,240
that causes the sun sun to rise.
And also, didn't you hear the he

843
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,320
got banished outside the town 
because his experiments kept 

844
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,440
blowing up. 
And mayor, mayor said he 

845
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,480
couldn't do the experiments in 
town anymore. 

846
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:46,960
So somebody told me that that 
meant that he made the what? 

847
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,680
I guess I didn't see anything 
explode. 

848
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,960
He's got a device that makes the
sunrise. 

849
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,640
Isn't that heresy? 
Wait, yeah, I guess. 

850
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,520
I guess Richard doesn't make the
sunrise. 

851
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,560
Now, Bicep, yeah, I understand 
that many things which nature 

852
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,960
makes difficult becomes easy to 
the pony who uses his brains. 

853
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,800
I understand why things might be
a bit extra difficult for you, 

854
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,040
but trust us, we will figure 
this out. 

855
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,680
Oh, can I use persuasion? 
I don't think you need to roll. 

856
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:25,400
I think he's ready to go. 
Like he's like, OK, OK, fine. 

857
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,280
Yeah, I guess so. 
Those words were too 

858
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,600
complicated, and now it's nap 
time for both biceps. 

859
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:36,120
Yeah, maybe if I brought out a 
treadmill I could make 

860
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,040
electricity. 
No, that might be too smart for 

861
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,120
me to figure out. 
Whatever. 

862
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,880
I'm out here. 
I'm going to go do some creatine

863
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:53,240
about this later. 
Dodge drink my stupid man. 

864
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,640
My. 
Protein latte. 

865
00:46:56,200 --> 00:47:01,160
I do think maybe we should go 
check out the inventor's cabin 

866
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,000
though, just in the name of 
maybe preventing some violence. 

867
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,720
Yeah, that sounds about right. 
You turn around and just see a 

868
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,680
little yellow dot in the 
distance, already walking toward

869
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,200
that adventure. 
She, Valder, was so fucking 

870
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,840
exasperated how stupid that 
conversation was. 

871
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,560
She started going. 
On wait balder that. 

872
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,680
Yeah, and Spice is already there
because they were. 

873
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,200
They joined them all. 
One step help us I guess. 

874
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Unless mythic spice is gonna 
redirect the mob from inside. 

875
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,400
No, no, I'll go up with them. 
You go up with them. 

876
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,120
Well, you're the first one who 
sees it, but everybody else will

877
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,320
see it eventually. 
Though mostly in shadow from the

878
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,520
lights of the few torches that 
are remaining. 

879
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,520
Widget's house sits between 2 
trees shaped like Tesla coils, 

880
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,160
with tall, thick branchless 
trunks and a crown of spiky 

881
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,600
branches resembling sparks. 
It doesn't make sense, but 

882
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,880
they're trees that look like 
Tesla coils with sparks coming 

883
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,960
out of them. 
Utopiary thing. 

884
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,280
OK, it's a gothic style home 
with long pointed arches, slim 

885
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,480
columns, elaborately patterned 
windows, and a single tower that

886
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,440
reaches into the sky. 
The mob of ponies. 

887
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,440
Well, the group of ponies. 
It's not really a Bob anymore. 

888
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,040
The group of ponies with torches
and pitchforks already surround 

889
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:23,000
the home, saying come outside, 
fix the sun, come outside, fix 

890
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,800
the sun. 
Mythic Spice is just gaping an 

891
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,840
eye at this property and has 
discovered that it is her jam. 

892
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,640
Yeah. 
There's a mini evil scientists 

893
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,240
castle on the edge of town. 
Look, I've been waiting when 

894
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:37,840
this property comes on sale for 
years. 

895
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:43,360
Getting life. 
It just feels like such a great 

896
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,240
place to work on dead bodies. 
On what? 

897
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,760
I mean, you do work on dead 
bodies, your corridor that's. 

898
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,520
Yeah, like. 
Maybe we could share? 

899
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,520
I will say this, I'm not going 
to require you to make any 

900
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,880
additional rolls to scare off 
these ponies. 

901
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,840
I think just like tell them get 
out of here is going to work OK?

902
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,280
It's those two like gossipy 
ponies. 

903
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,720
It's like Lily and Daisy and 
Rose, the annoying ones that 

904
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,840
like run the flower shop. 
I could sing a song to cheer 

905
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,760
them up. 
But do you have a song ready or 

906
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,960
you get a Because, Russell, 
sometimes you just have songs 

907
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,880
that you know, that you've like 
written out dramatically. 

908
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,160
I don't think that you have that
in this situation. 

909
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,960
It's all over. 
I hope you got everything off 

910
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,680
your chest. 
It's all over. 

911
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:43,760
Back up your things, go home and
rest, because everyone of us is 

912
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,560
going to die. 
So is this really how you want 

913
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:51,720
to spend your time? 
It's all over. 

914
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,880
We'll all go. 
Just wait and see. 

915
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,880
Got yourself some neat new 
memories. 

916
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:04,240
It's all over. 
I'm counting around and counting

917
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:11,280
3123 because everyone of us is 
going to die. 

918
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,400
Completely unavoidable. 
Don't even try. 

919
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,440
Chat amongst yourself. 
Just say goodbye now, just one 

920
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:25,440
more time to emphasize it's all 
over. 

921
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,320
I used to be a pop star, so I've
always got a song in my heart, 

922
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,880
even if I am frequently looking 
at hearts that aren't beating. 

923
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,280
Yeah, instead of dispersing the 
mob in like a grumbling going 

924
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,040
back to their homes, you can 
disperse the mob and have them 

925
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,720
be happy about it. 
And they're feeling a little 

926
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,560
cheered up and also a little 
concerned because of the content

927
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,160
that was a 12. 
You know what great? 

928
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,880
A pretty good song. 
All right, I can write a pretty 

929
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,160
good song. 
Yeah, maybe. 

930
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,600
Don't write an amazing song, 
write a pretty good one. 

931
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,320
You didn't roll well enough for 
it to be amazing. 

932
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,120
Thank God. 
Anyway, the mob has been 

933
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,640
dispersed. 
So it is so fucking off the 

934
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,840
rails. 
I I think as it disperses, 

935
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,760
Balder just kind of like 
maneuvers her way through the 

936
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,160
crowd, rolls up in front of the 
door like everyone else. 

937
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,840
Every pony else is still like 
approaching or like waiting for 

938
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,840
a clearer path. 
And I think up to this point 

939
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,280
she's had like the same just 
kind of dead eyed, tired 

940
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,760
expression on her face. 
But before knocking, she takes a

941
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,880
deep breath, closes her eyes at 
when she opens them. 

942
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:36,480
Completely different pony. 
Like, not literally, she has not

943
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,960
cast an illusion, but it's like 
she has put on a sort of like 

944
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,760
sales pony persona. 
It almost looks like like just 

945
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,080
in her expression. 
And that is the point at which 

946
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,920
she finally knocks on the door. 
Honey Bowl observes with a 

947
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,440
quarter of a smile. 
Very true to the character. 

948
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,040
Go away. 
Sorry, are you a professor? 

949
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,840
Is it Professor widget? 
Yeah, go away. 

950
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,440
I I don't know. 
I think I broke the sun. 

951
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:01,320
Go away. 
Well. 

952
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,000
If you broke the sun, we'd very 
much like to help you in fixing 

953
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,640
it. 
It's broken. 

954
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:13,400
Knocks again. 
As a fellow person of 

955
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,400
intelligence, I know exactly how
to reach people like this. 

956
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,480
Yeah, that's what people of 
intelligence call themselves. 

957
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,640
People of intelligence fuck. 
You. 

958
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,800
Fuck you. 
Fuck you. 

959
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,600
No. 
But professor, is it true that 

960
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,680
frogs are reptiles? 
What? 

961
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,800
If if you say something 
factually incorrect and are so 

962
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,600
certain about it, it gets 
somebody to come out every time.

963
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,560
Is it true that frogs are 
reptiles? 

964
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,920
Because I'm pretty certain that 
frogs are reptiles. 

965
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,520
I have this running bet going 
with my friend you see. 

966
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:55,000
The door opens. 
Ah, professor, there you are. 

967
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Inside you see Widget. 
Widget is a Gray earth pony with

968
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:06,040
a messy white mane and tail. 
His cutie mark is like 3 gears 

969
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,280
that are also sort of in the 
shape of a lightning bolt. 

970
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,480
He is wearing a lab coat and has
goggles on the top of his head. 

971
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,840
Wonderful. 
Works every time. 

972
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,080
Wow, they're amphibians, he 
says. 

973
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,280
And he does open the door for 
you guys because you guys are 

974
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,040
trying to get his attention, but
he doesn't really talk to you. 

975
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,160
He sort of just walks back 
towards his bedroom and lays 

976
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,320
back in bed. 
They're both wrong. 

977
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,520
They're meat. 
What does the inside of his 

978
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,480
house look like? 
Inside the front door is a sort 

979
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,600
of living room kitchen area. 
There's dusty books piled over 

980
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,840
every surface. 
Random bits and bobs of hardware

981
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,840
like gears and screws, knobs, 
fasteners are all over the 

982
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,760
couch. 
Seems like he doesn't sit on the

983
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,520
couch much. 
Pin to the walls are diagrams of

984
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:57,720
gadgets and scribbled notes, and
there is a sort of foul smell 

985
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:02,000
coming from the kitchen, coming 
from a pile of dirty dishes next

986
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,240
to the sink, as well as a 
spoiled glass of milk next to 

987
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,640
it. 
Jesus delicious. 

988
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,920
I can't take this. 
There's like a little library, 

989
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,280
he would call it a library, I 
would call it maybe 3 

990
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,320
bookshelves in the corner of the
room. 

991
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,080
It's like bursting full of books
and papers. 

992
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,440
And there's like, there's a 
little hope chest next to it as 

993
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,240
well. 
Oh wow, I love your picks of the

994
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,920
milk. 
Snipset almost vomits and it's 

995
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,680
like love your house, professor.
I cannot take a dirty kitchen, 

996
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,240
can I, in the spirit of 
generosity, go and do his 

997
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:40,240
fucking dishes. 
Yeah, that's, that's totally 

998
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,320
fine. 
Yeah, that is going to be 

999
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,160
helpful for him. 
Do I get a friendship point? 

1000
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,160
Oh yeah, I guess I'll get you a 
friendship point. 

1001
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,880
Yeah, absolutely. 
A friendship point, yeah. 

1002
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,560
Yeah, so Honey Bowl, without 
saying a word, just starts 

1003
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,800
gathering up the dishes and 
hauling him into the kitchen, 

1004
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,560
and you hear him clatter with 
the pots and pans. 

1005
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,240
Somehow there's Mozart playing 
in the background. 

1006
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,440
You're not sure where it's 
coming from. 

1007
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,280
Jesus. 
His bedroom, however, is 

1008
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:09,240
upstairs and you hear him sort 
of half heartedly calm down. 

1009
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:14,200
Things don't break anything. 
I am incensed, but I'm not going

1010
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:18,080
to show it. 
Brother is not doing well. 

1011
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,080
No, clearly not. 
All right. 

1012
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,600
Where's this sun making machine?
That was that was why Forestryx 

1013
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:27,320
was about to. 
Ask where's the? 

1014
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,320
Sun making machine. 
Maybe not in so many words. 

1015
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,360
Well, you're gonna have to go up
to like his his bedroom to talk 

1016
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,160
to him. 
Unless you're just. 

1017
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,200
Oh, he's up there in the 
bedroom. 

1018
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,240
Yes, that he's. 
Got up to his bedroom. 

1019
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,360
Yeah. 
Yeah, I think Baldur is behind 

1020
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,120
heartstrings immediately. 
She's kind of employing con 

1021
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:48,160
artist mode here to try and if 
they need to charm this this 

1022
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,720
pony into helping them, she's 
going to do that. 

1023
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,240
Our space in her head is like 
wow Baldur really like gets her 

1024
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:56,600
shit together when she's talking
to other people. 

1025
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,120
You also see that the stairs go 
up to a third floor as well, but

1026
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,200
you're not quite up there yet. 
I like this place already. 

1027
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,560
The door is closed. 
I would like to knock on it. 

1028
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,840
Hi, I'm sorry I broke the sun. 
Please go away. 

1029
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,360
Well, I unfortunately, I don't 
think we can really do that 

1030
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,360
necessarily. 
You said you broke the sun. 

1031
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,800
Can I open the door? 
It's not. 

1032
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,800
It's just a little rude to talk 
through the door. 

1033
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,800
Thank you. 
Opens the door A. 

1034
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,440
Chair is pushed up against the 
door to keep you from opening 

1035
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,600
it. 
Can I use? 

1036
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,200
Kinesis to maneuver the chair 
out. 

1037
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,680
Of blocking the door. 
You have to be strings hard. 

1038
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,400
Strings. 
Hard strings. 

1039
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,040
Hard strings hard. 
Strings hard strings I OK so 

1040
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,600
Blaster so heartstrings is going
to open the door, but like she 

1041
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,720
doesn't think she's forcing it 
open. 

1042
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:11,480
She's just strong. 
What's that what's that broad? 

1043
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,920
OK yeah cool. 
I've got that was. 

1044
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,160
Oh, that's a big. 
No, that's not going to get the 

1045
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,040
door open. 
I'm sorry. 

1046
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,080
That's all right. 
Yeah. 

1047
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,240
What's that door made of? 
Wood. 

1048
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,360
But you know, it's heavy wood. 
You weren't deliberately trying 

1049
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,760
to push it down yet. 
I'll spare you the first one of 

1050
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,520
the stress, but yeah, because 
you were just trying. 

1051
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,160
To what do you mean stress? 
Where's that? 

1052
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,960
Is that damage? 
Yeah, it'll count as damage, but

1053
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,640
we don't, OK, We call it stress 
in this system most of the time 

1054
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,440
because, you know, you're not 
really, you're not really 

1055
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,200
getting killed. 
That's all. 

1056
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,360
That's all right. 
We can talk through the door. 

1057
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,200
So you said you broke the sun. 
Can you? 

1058
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,120
Maybe. 
I know that this is probably 

1059
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,720
really overwhelming, but is 
there a way that you could 

1060
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,880
specify a little what you mean 
by that? 

1061
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,760
I'm not that technically savvy 
so I'm afraid you'll have to 

1062
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,680
catch me up. 
I don't know. 

1063
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,120
It's my dad's thing. 
It doesn't. 

1064
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,520
Why won't you just leave me 
alone? 

1065
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,760
I'm a failure and everybody 
hates me and I can't do anything

1066
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:17,280
right. 
Go away. 

1067
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,040
Let me sleep. 
Oh no. 

1068
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,600
Well, yeah, so let us fix it. 
My friend, we do not hate you. 

1069
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,560
On the contrary, we find your 
genius impressive. 

1070
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,760
I can't even get I can't even 
get my life together. 

1071
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:36,720
My house is a mess. 
I'm So what am I doing with my 

1072
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,800
life? 
Mythic Spice is holding a card 

1073
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,560
for the Stiffs and Stones 
Funeral Home. 

1074
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,680
Why? 
In case you need this later. 

1075
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,840
Oh, you know what? 
If you've been involved in the 

1076
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,480
Funeral Home, you remember his 
dad died a month ago. 

1077
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,520
Oh shit. 
Oh yeah. 

1078
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,880
OK. 
It was a nasty one too. 

1079
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,080
No, he died quietly in his 
sleep. 

1080
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,520
Yeah, but there was blood 
everywhere. 

1081
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,120
The death was not messy, it was 
the autopsy. 

1082
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,600
Mythic spice just really fucked 
it up. 

1083
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:21,720
Horror podcast, I guess guys, I 
can't even organize my I can't 

1084
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,920
even figure out how to live a 
life. 

1085
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:27,440
I'm so pointless and now I broke
the. 

1086
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,400
Sun Well, we'd certainly like to
help you get things back on 

1087
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,720
track. 
I'm in the kitchen doing dishes.

1088
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,960
There's Mozart playing. 
There's a. 

1089
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,120
Oh, you're playing music? 
I actually like the idea of you 

1090
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,160
playing music. 
It's like what, You know what, 

1091
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,600
he's got like a Petrola, like 
he's got like a record player 

1092
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,960
there. 
You go. 

1093
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,760
Yeah. 
So I put on Mozart. 

1094
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:51,480
There's a bouquet of lavender on
the freshly cleaned counter. 

1095
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,360
There's coffee brewing. 
I brought some eggs for 

1096
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,560
breakfast. 
What is that music? 

1097
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,480
Oh, that's that's Mozart. 
But what's the horse equivalent?

1098
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,520
I often is. 
That eggs. 

1099
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,880
Eggs and bacon. 
Be careful, the kitchen's a 

1100
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,280
mess. 
He actually like, opens the door

1101
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,920
to come downstairs to make sure 
that, like, you don't mess up. 

1102
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,440
And he's like, what? 
Yes, I'm wearing a white apron. 

1103
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,200
You don't know where any of this
came from. 

1104
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,320
I'd also like to point out you 
can't be cooking bacon. 

1105
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,920
Hay bacon, that's fine. 
Yeah, it's it's hay bacon. 

1106
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:35,400
Bacon, Bacon. 
Smells like the real deal. 

1107
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,280
But being terrible has to be 
harder when everyone is in a 

1108
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,040
herbivore. 
Yeah, it's it's bacon. 

1109
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,960
It smells like the real deal. 
Where'd it come from? 

1110
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:44,800
There You. 
Go. 

1111
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,600
Not that any pony would know not
have any frame of reference. 

1112
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,760
For it true, I do have a 
question. 

1113
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,200
Does Heartstrings know that his 
dad died recently? 

1114
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,160
Yeah, not unless Mythic Spice 
said anything about it. 

1115
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,520
Yeah. 
Oh, definitely, yeah. 

1116
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,280
Yeah. 
OK. 

1117
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,120
Oh, he's probably sad because 
his dad died. 

1118
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,440
That is what people do when 
their parents are dead. 

1119
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:17,000
Yeah. 
Yes, yes it is. 

1120
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,040
Bald her to herself with very 
alive parents. 

1121
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,240
I'm not sure I will. 
She said. 

1122
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:28,840
Well, thanks for helping clean 
up a little bit. 

1123
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,960
I mean, I guess I probably 
doomed the world to eternal 

1124
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,840
night, but. 
Nah, we've all been there. 

1125
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,440
Yeah. 
Statistically, probably 

1126
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:45,840
heartstrings is like, I think 
maybe he he's, he's out of the 

1127
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,560
room now, right? 
The bedroom, you can talk to him

1128
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,040
if you would like or not. 
Your call. 

1129
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,840
You also, he's gone down to the 
kitchen, if you would like. 

1130
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,560
You could look around his 
bedroom if you would like. 

1131
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,400
Yeah. 
I think her first instinct is to

1132
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,920
go talk to him. 
I think that that does leave an 

1133
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,840
opening for anyone else who 
wants to Snoop to do that. 

1134
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:04,960
Yes. 
Exactly. 

1135
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,760
Definitely. 
Snooping time. 

1136
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,880
Yeah. 
She can talk to him off screen 

1137
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,760
if people want to be like poking
around. 

1138
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,240
Well, we could get back to the 
talk to him in a second, but you

1139
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,720
guys could poke around the the 
bedroom if you'd like. 

1140
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,480
And I'm going to poke around the
third floor when we're done with

1141
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,080
this if I can. 
The third floor is his 

1142
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,000
laboratory. 
Bedroom first. 

1143
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,200
Do you think I sneak in first 
and you comment on it or you 

1144
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,520
sneak in first and realize I 
have come in after you? 

1145
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:35,080
I think the latter. 
Baldo, what on earth are you 

1146
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,840
doing? 
Trying to see if this guy has 

1147
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:41,120
anything about like what he did 
and how we can unbuck it. 

1148
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,840
Like come on, do we want, do we 
want to spend all night doing 

1149
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,200
therapy with him in Honey Bowl 
or do we want to go ahead and 

1150
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,920
solve this stupid problem so we 
can go back to bed? 

1151
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:53,480
I know which one you need. 
Sorry, that was out of pocket. 

1152
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,480
Let's let's look. 
Yeah, Buck, you too, dude. 

1153
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,440
Cut 2 honey bowls serving this 
guy eggs Benedict with 

1154
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,280
hollandaise and bacon. 
The perfect way to remember your

1155
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:04,800
father. 
Jeez. 

1156
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,600
Oh. 
My. 

1157
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,720
God, yeah. 
It's really sweet and super 

1158
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,000
creepy just because of who 
you're who you're parroting when

1159
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,320
you do it. 
Sprinkling herbs over top. 

1160
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,680
Rosemary for remembering. 
I want to bet you in the room 

1161
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,280
when you're looking in the 
bedroom there are several boxes 

1162
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,400
that are in the corner that are 
covered in dust. 

1163
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,520
One of them has been opened 
relatively recently and looks 

1164
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,280
like he was tearing it apart 
trying to find something. 

1165
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,640
Also, he has like 4 or five 
journals on the desks that he 

1166
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,680
seems like he was looking 
through trying to find 

1167
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,280
something. 
As you look at the journals, 

1168
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,840
they are not his own journals, 
but his father's journals 

1169
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:52,320
detailing various inventions. 
So it's journals. 

1170
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:56,560
And also a box full of seemingly
half complete inventions as 

1171
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,840
well. 
But actually, as you're looking 

1172
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:05,400
around, you see one more thing. 
There is a mostly empty box that

1173
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:09,040
is shoved under the bed. 
It's sticking out just a little 

1174
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:13,720
bit, and inside of it is a 
clearly smashed invention of 

1175
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,160
some sort. 
Huh. 

1176
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,560
Put a weird thing to serve in a 
box under a bed. 

1177
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,640
I I figure there's not going to 
be a label on it that says son 

1178
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:26,800
fucker 6000, but like, is there 
anything in it that like is 

1179
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,920
there anything we can tell from 
the smashed invention? 

1180
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,920
Look, it has a lot of gears, 
metal springs and screws and 

1181
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:36,240
stuff like that. 
Broken shards of transparent 

1182
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,520
rock with sparkling flecks of 
orange and gold. 

1183
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,240
I guess I should note note not 
this box, but the other boxes in

1184
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,120
here as you're looking around. 
They're labeled Dad's stuff. 

1185
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:52,280
I could use my technology skill 
to look at this smashed up son 

1186
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:55,680
fucker 3000 or whatever it was. 
Yes, let's talk about that in 

1187
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,320
just a second. 
I want to go downstairs to the 

1188
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,280
conversation. 
I was honestly expecting mythic 

1189
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,800
spice to look at those boxes 
labeled dad's stuff and go I 

1190
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:07,080
know how to help with this and 
just cross out dad my. 

1191
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,800
So heartstrings, you said you 
had something you wanted to say 

1192
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,720
to widget here. 
I do think probably pretty much 

1193
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,480
every pony in town is aware that
Heartstrings lost her parents 

1194
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,480
when she was very young. 
This is also me informing the 

1195
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,520
audience that Heartstrings lost 
her parents when she was very 

1196
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,720
young, so she probably. 
I remember that one. 

1197
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,440
Need to introduce the concept? 
Of course you do. 

1198
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:35,600
That's why we're friends. 
So I think as they sort of, 

1199
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,240
like, make their way downstairs,
the smell of delicious cooking 

1200
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,000
foods setting the tone for the 
conversation, she says. 

1201
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:47,720
You know, I don't think anyone 
is expecting you to have 

1202
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,000
anything together under your 
circumstances. 

1203
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:57,080
It can feel like you have to 
pick up the slack when you're 

1204
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,640
left all alone, but you have the
right to not be OK. 

1205
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:08,840
Well, maybe, but now I'm 
affecting everybody because, you

1206
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,600
know, I made it so the sun 
doesn't rise anymore. 

1207
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:16,400
That might be true, but every 
pony makes mistakes. 

1208
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:21,160
And let's be honest, around 
here, every pony makes pretty 

1209
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:27,160
big mistakes all the time. 
So much you're hardly alone in 

1210
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,480
this. 
But I I dropped it and it it 

1211
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:35,360
shattered into pieces and now 
the sun isn't ever going to rise

1212
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,520
again, no. 
No, no, no, Mr. Widget. 

1213
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,440
It's only things that we do for 
ourselves that die with us. 

1214
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,400
Things we do for others, well, 
they're beyond us. 

1215
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:51,680
OK. 
I think that's comforting. 

1216
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:57,080
I'm gonna try to maybe make a 
role if you think a role is 

1217
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,760
appropriate here. 
Yeah, you can roll. 

1218
01:06:58,760 --> 01:06:59,440
What do you get? 
A role. 

1219
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,440
Can I use persuasion with 
understanding on this one? 

1220
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,160
Yes, you can. 
Yes. 

1221
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,320
Can I assist? 
You have persuasion? 

1222
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,280
Yeah. 
Yeah, you can assist. 

1223
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,280
Her, yeah. 
OK so that I have a 

1224
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:15,640
specialization which means I add
AD four and AD 161718. 

1225
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,400
His living space is a little bit
cleaner. 

1226
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:22,320
You guys are being very nice 
about knowing that it's OK that 

1227
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,840
he can't quite get it done. 
He does still feel bad because 

1228
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,840
he definitely thinks he broke 
the sun. 

1229
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,080
But you know, he's like, OK, 
you're right. 

1230
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,840
This isn't. 
This isn't what he would have 

1231
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,400
wanted anyway. 
Is there any possibility that 

1232
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,600
the sun going out and the thing 
you broke are not related? 

1233
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,360
What? 
No, no, no, no, no, no. 

1234
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:51,400
See, when I was a kid, my dad 
showed me the adventure that he 

1235
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,480
made, which brings the sun up 
every day. 

1236
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:58,480
So every night, but when I would
go to bed and I would be worried

1237
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,560
that the sun wouldn't come up, 
he would turn it to make sure 

1238
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:06,520
that the sun would come up. 
Every morning he helps Princess 

1239
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:12,120
Celestia, and without his help, 
without this device's help, the 

1240
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,320
sun won't come up. 
But I was trying to figure out 

1241
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:18,720
how it worked because it's very 
impressive, and then I dropped 

1242
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,080
it. 
What Is there a possibility that

1243
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:25,040
your father was just being a 
very good parent, trying to 

1244
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:30,080
alleviate his child's anxiety? 
I'm sorry, what? 

1245
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:34,359
Not even it has not occurred to 
him ever in 1000. 

1246
01:08:34,359 --> 01:08:36,520
I want to ask. 
A quick question I want to 

1247
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,600
establish a quick point of order
that we kind of breezed past 

1248
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,520
earlier and now we need to 
establish Yeah, looking at 

1249
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,399
Widget from our perspective as 
ponies live in this world and 

1250
01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:50,800
can roughly gauge the age of a 
person, how old in human years 

1251
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,279
does Professor Widget seem to be
He's. 28. 

1252
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,600
Literally older than very Rd. 
ass man. 

1253
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:03,520
That was important to note. 
Older than me, older than me, 

1254
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,319
Nathan, the real everyone. 
Older than you. 

1255
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,399
Yeah, literally. 
But we didn't say this in our 

1256
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:13,600
introductions. 
Heartstrings is pony 21 maybe? 

1257
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:17,760
Yes. 
Yeah, and I I had to know 

1258
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:21,240
because I was realizing hold up.
Either way, this is sad. 

1259
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:26,880
But is it like sad or sad? 
Is this like a very young man 

1260
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:30,760
who is like not finished growing
up or is this a fully a grown 

1261
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,960
ass pony? 
Yes. 

1262
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:39,040
I want to know if if the like 
the thing that he's describing 

1263
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,319
squares with my understanding of
how Celestia raises the sun. 

1264
01:09:42,319 --> 01:09:46,160
But looking at my stats, I. 
Celestia just raises the sun. 

1265
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:48,479
Everybody knows Celestia raises 
the sun. 

1266
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:52,800
She's magic. 
Yeah, that's that's about what I

1267
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:56,000
thought. 
So I I got it, yeah. 

1268
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,520
Yeah, go ahead, You're smarter 
than me. 

1269
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,880
No, no, no, no. 
I mean, I mean, I understood 

1270
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,600
what was happening there, yes. 
Yeah, yeah, no, this is 

1271
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,480
something that the dad made to 
make his kids feel better. 

1272
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,000
That does raise the question of 
why the sun is still not up. 

1273
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,280
Yeah. 
That just raises does raise this

1274
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,840
question so. 
Yeah, I was gonna say, this kind

1275
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,840
of puts us back to square 1. 
OK. 

1276
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:22,200
Wait, so are you telling me no, 
we need to fix it? 

1277
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:26,080
Maybe we can fix it. 
If we find my dad's notes and we

1278
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,360
put everything together, we'll 
be able to fix it. 

1279
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:30,160
And if we fix it, we can make 
the sun go back up. 

1280
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,640
So. 
I'm going to pull you aside hard

1281
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,360
strings and I'm going to say I'd
imagine it would be very 

1282
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,760
therapeutic for him to find the 
notes and try to fix it. 

1283
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,120
So why won't we leave him to do 
that? 

1284
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,760
Well, we figure out the real 
reason you. 

1285
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:54,560
Know you make a very good point 
that is probably fine she's like

1286
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:59,200
she's she's fighting down the 
impulse to insert herself into 

1287
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,600
the situation because she finds 
it relatable but. 

1288
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,480
Yes, well, if he and The thing 
is who's. 

1289
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:07,600
Right. 
He is not going to be able to 

1290
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,000
fix it by himself. 
He's going to need help to fix 

1291
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:10,880
it. 
Interesting. 

1292
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,080
OK. 
Meanwhile, back upstairs, I'm 

1293
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,160
going to go back upstairs to the
people that we're looking at the

1294
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:19,080
the broken device. 
So this seems to be a clockwork 

1295
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:23,080
device that has like a little, 
there's like a timer involved in

1296
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:24,240
it. 
And after a certain amount of 

1297
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:28,120
time it would move the 
something, maybe with the 

1298
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,240
sparkling orange and gold like 
flecks of something of the 

1299
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:35,440
transparent rocks like that got 
moved around or something in 

1300
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,680
this little device. 
OK. 

1301
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,640
Yeah. 
I'll fix it. 

1302
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,760
Oh, you're just going to fix it 
right now? 

1303
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,080
You're going to fix it. 
And the spirit of laughter. 

1304
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,440
OK. 
What? 

1305
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:55,720
Just straight trying to fix it 
right now is ADC 20 science 

1306
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:59,480
check. 
If we work with other things to 

1307
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:02,960
try to put it together, we might
be able to to fix it in another 

1308
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,200
way, but you can just try to fix
it right away. 

1309
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,360
OK, DC 20 probably. 
I can't get that. 

1310
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:10,920
So I'll, I'll just keep it in my
back pocket for the moment. 

1311
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,720
OK, no roll. 
See if you create. 

1312
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:18,720
I'll come down with this box of 
stuff that levitating it with 

1313
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:20,040
telekinesis because I'm a 
Unicorn. 

1314
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,680
Yeah, well, we can try and fix 
this, but I don't even know what

1315
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,360
it looks like. 
In the meantime, can I poke 

1316
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,960
about their laboratory a little 
bit? 

1317
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,760
Yeah, absolutely. 
You know, I'm just curious. 

1318
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,520
Looks like a Frankenstein 
laboratory. 

1319
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:36,840
Yeah, that doesn't shock me. 
Anything of note in here or is 

1320
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:40,120
it just funky science stuff? 
You probably. 

1321
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:43,040
Can't identify anything unless 
you're all be a technology or a 

1322
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:46,320
science check. 
I do have technology so. 

1323
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,960
OK bro will be a technology 
check. 

1324
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,800
Oh Christ, the dice roller hates
me today. 

1325
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,920
That's an 8 total. 
Woof. 

1326
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,680
Nope. 
Yeah, I didn't think so. 

1327
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,640
Well, I hope the solution to the
mystery isn't up here. 

1328
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:04,000
Some sort of fake horn? 
Can you? 

1329
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,880
Well, if you want to help me fix
it, I guess we could try to fix 

1330
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,640
it. 
I have my dad's old notes, but 

1331
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:14,000
it's hard to. 
We need to like go into town and

1332
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:18,600
buy more supplies maybe. 
Or I don't have everything we 

1333
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:22,760
need here and we need some 
Sunstone and maybe somebody who 

1334
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:27,240
also knows about technology. 
I don't know. 

1335
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,720
I would say maybe you could find
Starlight Glimmer, but she 

1336
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,040
doesn't exist yet. 
At this point in the continuity.

1337
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:37,280
There's a guy, Doctor Hooves, 
who might be able to help out. 

1338
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,560
I don't know. 
Nobody has the time for that. 

1339
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:43,080
I forgot about Doctor. 
I forgot about the actual Doctor

1340
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:46,680
Who Verity in this show. 
Yeah, nobody has time for that. 

1341
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:49,200
What's your idea then? 
I'm just making a time pun. 

1342
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,240
Oh God damn it, God damn. 
It. 

1343
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:53,320
I don't know how you missed 
that. 

1344
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:57,120
Damn. 
Here's what I want to do if you 

1345
01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:00,040
guys want to help him fix this, 
even if it's mostly just going 

1346
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:03,000
to make him feel better. 
Each of you should tell me what 

1347
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,960
you want to do to help him fix 
it. 

1348
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:08,080
As he is saying, he feels like 
he doesn't have all the supplies

1349
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,600
he needs because they're really 
expensive to replace. 

1350
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:14,440
He feels that he doesn't, he 
can't read his dad's old 

1351
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:17,160
handwriting. 
And also just, you know, he has 

1352
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,760
technology skill. 
But if you helped him with the 

1353
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:20,160
technology skill, that that 
would help us. 

1354
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,680
Well, any other ideas that might
exist is also fine. 

1355
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:26,160
But I'm saying give me an idea 
of how you would help with this.

1356
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,600
I could probably read cursive 
with my culture. 

1357
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:35,200
And interesting, I never thought
of that as culture. 

1358
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,240
Fucking sure. 
Yeah, no, that makes perfect 

1359
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:41,720
sense to me. 
Kids these days. 

1360
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:46,840
He doesn't know how to read 
cursive this 28 year old. 

1361
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,960
When this is all I'm just going 
to leave my business card 

1362
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:53,280
inconspicuously on his desk 
somewhere. 

1363
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,680
On top of mine. 
On top of yours, yes. 

1364
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:00,640
OK, well it sounds like one 
people want to help decode the 

1365
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,160
diagrams. 
Who wants to make the role and 

1366
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,840
who's helping? 
Oh, I will help by holding 

1367
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,320
things because this was an earth
pony and I have magic. 

1368
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,560
OK. 
I think I'm just literally still

1369
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,600
being a a pony flashlight 
considering the situation. 

1370
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,440
You know what? 
That is helpful and you're 

1371
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:20,080
saying the thing that you are 
helping is just because he is an

1372
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,200
earth pony, you are just 
assisting by just lifting things

1373
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:27,400
up for telekinesis. 
Yeah, I'm holding 4 things for 

1374
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,800
him. 
So Balderdash is sort of just 

1375
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,680
providing the power of the sun 
in the palm of your hand. 

1376
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:37,480
OK, great Heartstrings. 
Is there anything that you could

1377
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:40,240
think of that you would like to 
do to help repair this if you 

1378
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,480
would like to? 
You said he would. 

1379
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:45,560
He didn't feel like he had all 
the right tools and he didn't 

1380
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:49,880
have the money to get new ones. 
Oh yeah, I guess that is totally

1381
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,120
your thing, isn't it? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1382
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,320
I can I got. 
All this in here. 

1383
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:58,280
I can help with building. 
You can get the stuff from town.

1384
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,880
We've got a flashlight, we've 
got someone who can read 

1385
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,800
cursive. 
We can do this. 

1386
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,760
Blank page, Where did your 
accent go? 

1387
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,640
Sorry I'm just checking how my 
wealth perk works. 

1388
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,840
It's like a really long perk for
some reason. 

1389
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,200
You can. 
Once per game session you can 

1390
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,720
automatically pass any skill. 
Yeah. 

1391
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:18,360
Is this a skill test that? 
Could be bought, you know, I was

1392
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,840
gonna make you could just 
achieve it. 

1393
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,720
I could say you can get it right
away with your wealth. 

1394
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,920
Yeah. 
Great money is sometimes does 

1395
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,760
impact to make the world go 
around. 

1396
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,640
OK, Honey Bowl. 
Doctor Electrode. 

1397
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,560
Yes, honey Bowl, if you would 
like to make a culture check to 

1398
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,160
read cursive. 
Yeah, I just did. 

1399
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,600
And Russell can confirm I ruled 
another 19. 

1400
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,480
Yep. 
Great. 

1401
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,720
Yeah, you're actually able to 
read the diagrams. 

1402
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,680
What do they say there? 
Are instructions on how to make 

1403
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,200
it okay, Sir? 
Yeah. 

1404
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,840
And blank page you were, what 
were you doing? 

1405
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,680
Blank page. 
I was going to assist with the 

1406
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,080
technology tech. 
OK, that's great. 

1407
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,320
So he. 
Actually, can I? 

1408
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,760
Can I take a friendship point 
for generosity behavior? 

1409
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,480
Absolutely. 
Get a friendship point. 

1410
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:01,240
Perfect. 
Yeah. 

1411
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:05,640
Mythic, spicier holding stuff, 
balderdash your lighting stuff. 

1412
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,160
I think what we're going to do 
is actually we're going to have 

1413
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:12,240
widget role to fix it, but we'll
give it a boost, Yeah, so. 

1414
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,960
If he fucks this up that's going
to be so sad. 

1415
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,400
The rate of mind boggling 
insanity in corners really went 

1416
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:18,920
down when they kicked earth 
boating this out of the 

1417
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,360
profession. 
I say holding stuff. 

1418
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:24,320
He would have failed without 
your shift because he rolled at 

1419
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,320
11, but he got a 10 because of 
your shift. 

1420
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,440
So wow, you have to give your 
assistant. 

1421
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:36,160
So he puts the thing together. 
One of the the main thing that 

1422
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:40,640
you provided heartstrings as 
well is you got a pretty rock to

1423
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,800
put in there that's specifically
called a Sunstone. 

1424
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:47,360
And he's like perfect. 
We did all right. 

1425
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:50,240
We fixed Equestria. 
He inserts the battery into the 

1426
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,560
sphere with a soft click. 
And by the way, this is all 

1427
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,920
taking place in the laboratory. 
It begins to hum with activity. 

1428
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:59,440
The gears turn of the low whir. 
The arm attached to the sphere 

1429
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,400
wiggles and jiggles and starts 
to move. 

1430
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:04,640
He smiles, and he's crying a 
little bit. 

1431
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:08,360
Well, not full on crying, but 
his eyes are brimming with tears

1432
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:11,160
of relief and you know, 
remembering his dad. 

1433
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,040
Balderdash uncomfortably looks 
away because this is an outward 

1434
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:18,440
display of vulnerable emotion 
and she doesn't like that. 

1435
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:24,360
And it's fixed. 
But to maybe not your surprise. 

1436
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:27,480
But to his surprise, there is no
dramatic shift in daylight. 

1437
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,680
The black of the night continues
to cloak Equestria in darkness. 

1438
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,760
However, the device itself 
begins to jerk suddenly and 

1439
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:41,200
starts rattling as the arm that 
sort of functioned as a clock 

1440
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:45,240
begins to spin faster and 
faster, and then all of a sudden

1441
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:48,840
it locks into position, pointing
S like a compass. 

1442
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:52,840
Oh, it's a compass. 
What? 

1443
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:55,280
This is even stranger than I 
expected. 

1444
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:58,160
It looks like the sun. 
The sun is right where it's 

1445
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:01,200
always been. 
The sun must be in the sky. 

1446
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,880
I don't think, Princess. 
Oh, Dad. 

1447
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:08,040
We might not have fixed the sun,
but I think we made something 

1448
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,600
beautiful here today. 
We may not have fixed the sun, 

1449
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:15,600
but we have fixed hoof on 
shoulder the sun it's credits 

1450
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,440
are. 
Wait, hang on. 

1451
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,640
I have questions. 
That is so good. 

1452
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:24,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 
So 'cause if I and he, he runs 

1453
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,280
over to some other devices and 
he starts figuring out and doing

1454
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:29,520
some stuff. 
Wait a minute, wait a minute, 

1455
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,920
wait a minute. 
OK, OK. 

1456
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:35,640
The sun is still in the sky. 
The sun is shining right now. 

1457
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:39,040
I never even look to look at my 
sun, Ometer, I just assumed it 

1458
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,720
was broken. 
But but the light and energy 

1459
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:46,040
from the sun is being diverted 
away somewhere. 

1460
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,680
It's sucking all of the energy 
from the sun. 

1461
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:52,360
And also, have you all been 
feeling a little less 

1462
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,200
enthusiastic today? 
Nope. 

1463
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:59,200
It's just, it almost feel like 
today is like kind of weird and 

1464
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,200
grimmer than normal in 
Ponyville. 

1465
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,560
It's like sort of a weird vibe 
that we're getting we. 

1466
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:05,840
Haven't really noticed much I. 
Just assumed that was. 

1467
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:09,520
I just assumed. 
That was because of the sun not 

1468
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,240
being in the sky. 
Maybe, maybe, but like, even if 

1469
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:15,920
the sun is in the sky, there 
shouldn't be mobs of people 

1470
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,800
trying to. 
I think someone's trying to suck

1471
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:24,080
out all of the love from 
Ponyville again. 

1472
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:31,640
OK, my device is pointing to 
where the sucker is. 

1473
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,240
We should go there and. 
Sorry. 

1474
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:39,680
And turn off the sucker. 
We'll get that sucker. 

1475
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,280
Yeah. 
He sucked his last. 

1476
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:46,160
We we got to call it something 
else. 

1477
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,760
No, it's too late, Heartstrings.
We're going after this sucker. 

1478
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,480
Come my friends, the game is a 
hook. 

1479
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,880
Once he's done sucking the love,
he's going to have to suck 

1480
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,280
something else, and we can't 
have that happen all. 

1481
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,640
Right, we're going to need to go
through the ever free forest to 

1482
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:06,360
get there. 
Everybody be careful. 

1483
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,840
Sorry, no, the what Boulder 
definitely like raises up when 

1484
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,800
he says that. 
Oh, what? 

1485
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,400
You've never taken a nightly 
stroll through the Ewa Free 

1486
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,800
Forest? 
Come Balda, this will be fun 

1487
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:21,520
all. 
Right as you go outside you see 

1488
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:25,920
that there's like 5 ponies who 
are saying hey widget, why'd you

1489
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:28,840
break the sun? 
Widget didn't break the sun and.

1490
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,960
Said I didn't break the sun. 
Get out of here. 

1491
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:33,720
Widget's dad broke the sun. 
Go home. 

1492
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:36,760
To. 
Other people, yeah. 

1493
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:40,040
Didn't we just go through this? 
There was a song about and 

1494
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:43,960
everything. 
It was a good song, not amazing,

1495
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,040
but good. 
Heed it's words or they'll 

1496
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,200
happen to you. 
This is to show that Widget 

1497
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,680
could stand up for himself. 
He's like, no, no, it's I didn't

1498
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,600
break the sun, but we're going 
to fix it right now. 

1499
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:58,280
And he runs off like at full 
speed into the ever free forest 

1500
01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,480
and if. 
You don't. 

1501
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,560
And if you've somehow gotten 
this far into this episode 

1502
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,800
without knowing about the 
Everfree Forest, the Everfree 

1503
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:14,320
Forest is the part of Equestria 
where everything is all crazy 

1504
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,880
and wild, the weather isn't 
controlled and all of that. 

1505
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,800
There's like dangerous timber 
wolves and stuff that live 

1506
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,840
there. 
Timber Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. 

1507
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:26,240
There you. 
Go. 

1508
01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:30,040
MLP Mozart. 
So what's his full speed again? 

1509
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:34,800
He's going at a normal earth 
pony speed, which is probably 

1510
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,800
less fast than you as a Pegasus,
right? 

1511
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:40,800
My my ground is 15, my aerial is
45. 

1512
01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:45,800
OK, so you can actually sort of 
keep up with yeah cuz his is 45 

1513
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:46,520
as a yeah. 
Oh. 

1514
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:50,000
There you go. 
And you head into the ever free 

1515
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:59,800
forest. 
Thanks for listening, Happy 

1516
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,080
April Fools, and if you enjoyed 
this, you might enjoy The 

1517
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,920
Friendship Factory featuring 
Kane and Low Place's regular 

1518
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:07,360
Theo. 
If you didn't enjoy this, our 

1519
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:10,040
regular episodes will be on the 
same schedule as always, though 

1520
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,720
I guess I need to figure out 
when to put out the second 

1521
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:17,600
episode of this. 
Daniel was our jockey. 

1522
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,480
Kane played Heartstrings the 
earth pony. 

1523
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,360
Theo played Balderdash the 
Unicorn. 

1524
01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:25,200
Renee played Honey Bowl, Lectra 
the Pegasus, Nathan played Blanc

1525
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:28,800
Page the earth pony, and Russell
mixed mastered in music the 

1526
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,240
episode in addition to playing 
the Unicorn Mythic Spice. 

1527
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,520
I will not be taking notes on 
the song because deadlines and 

1528
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,360
toddlers are a terrifying mix. 
We've got a 24 hour live stream 

1529
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:42,560
coming up April 17th that we are
twice as unprepared for as last 

1530
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,440
year, a Discord where you can 
find out more about that, and a 

1531
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,840
Patreon where you can listen to 
stuff that doesn't make it into 

1532
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,560
the main feed over at 
patreon.com/dread Tails. 

1533
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:53,600
Again, thanks for listening and 
until next episode. 

1534
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:59,440
I will forsake of time. 
I thought there's I was 

1535
01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:02,000
considering maybe having 
confused Timberwolves attack 

1536
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,560
you, but I think we'll we'll 
skip that and. 

1537
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:07,800
You unless we want to make it a 
2 parter. 

1538
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:10,240
No, no, but it. 
Could it be easier if we just 

1539
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:14,560
split it down the middle here? 
I mean, do we want we? 

1540
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,960
Could I feel like if we're going
to now is the time like and let 

1541
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:22,400
I I think the people at home 
would prefer 2 decent halves 

1542
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:26,440
than one like hole that falls 
apart in the last like 30 

1543
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:29,200
minutes to an hour. 
Yeah, I wanna do a Timberwolf 

1544
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:34,120
attack. 
I mean, I just, I want everybody

1545
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,520
to know that I was ready to end 
this in one session. 

1546
01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:39,800
I was absolutely ready to end 
this in one session. 

1547
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:43,120
People from my podcast are going
to be like, oh, what a surprise.

1548
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,720
Dado couldn't keep it all in one
session. 

1549
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,400
Again, I'm gonna have you know 
that I was going to have it 

1550
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,760
ready for one session and we 
couldn't conclude it in one 

1551
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:50,800
session. 
We. 

1552
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:56,840
Are lying and we know it. 
It's OK Dan, I will know that 

1553
01:24:56,840 --> 01:25:00,360
Theo bullied you into this. 
Theo's done it to me plenty of 

1554
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:01,720
times. 
Love you man. 

1555
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,680
Dang all our plans to never play
this again after this. 

1556
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,240
They're falling apart in real 
time. 

1557
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:11,160
The. 
Game we could I'll. 

1558
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,960
Wait. 
Until after, What were you going

1559
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:14,880
to say? 
What were you going to say? 

1560
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,280
I was going to say, the game's 
not that bad. 

1561
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:21,680
No, it's fun, I think. 
I think what Russell Russell is 

1562
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:24,720
saying is we clearly do want to 
play more of this like we're 

1563
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,400
having a great time. 
It's yeah.