1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:04,120 Hey everybody, it's Chris. I was just going through my To 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,960 Do List and I feel like I'm forgetting something. 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:15,600 What could it be? Oh, I know I need to thank our 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,560 patrons. Kevin Martin, Jeffrey Fricke, 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:24,200 Kevin Stanfield, Laura Newland, John Mcraney, Ian Dara Lawrence. 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:29,080 A car Avgos cannot tie his own shoes and pan the man. 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,880 If you want to hear your name read at the top of our episodes, 8 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:37,000 you can support us at patreon.com/unstable Top. 9 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,840 And hey, if you can't support us monetarily, that's totally fine, 10 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,800 I get it. But if you could please review 11 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:48,360 the podcast on Spotify and or Apple Podcasts that would be 12 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,240 great. It really helps in getting the 13 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,000 show out to more people. Until next time, enjoy the 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:29,430 episode. It's a shame that Melissa ran 15 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:31,670 away and Josh was eaten by wildebeests. 16 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:34,750 Yeah, happens I. I don't want I, I hate to break 17 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,110 it to everyone. If you haven't seen the 18 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,310 announcement, well, there you go. 19 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:42,590 Melissa ran away like this. Melissa ran away. 20 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:47,200 Yeah. Josh tragically after fighting 7 21 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,400 wildebeests off was take was eaten by the 8th the. 8th 1:00 22 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,240 But now we know it takes 7, it takes 7 fine. 23 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,800 It's one too many. Yeah, but for, I mean for Josh, 24 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,640 Yeah. So like that means that a normal 25 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,720 person could do like 3. 1 1/2. Yeah, Josh is not a normal 26 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,840 person. No, no. 27 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:12,120 I think I think one of the best ways to judge a person's 28 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,280 character is how they speak about people when they're not 29 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,560 around. You know, like, that's how you 30 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,680 can really tell. Like if there's someone who you 31 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,280 know, who like speaks kindly about you even when you're not 32 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,200 there, then you know, that's, that's a nice thing. 33 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:32,200 I think that we should all say one nice thing about Josh and 34 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,040 Chris. We'll start with you. 35 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:42,280 I think Josh is a very generous and giving person, OK. 36 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,360 Job Michael, go ahead and say one nice thing about Josh. 37 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,960 Not too like Chris did. Listen to the fucking 38 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,840 instructions. Damn. 39 00:02:50,560 --> 00:03:00,600 I hear he's well endowed. OK, all right. 40 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,920 I mean, if you want to congratulate him for being a 41 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,760 genetic freak, that's fine. Wes, what about you? 42 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,880 You mean winning the genetic lottery? 43 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I think Josh is a person that has like a very strong set of 44 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,560 values that he very consistently adheres to and I have a lot of 45 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,360 respect for that. It's. 46 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,320 Really nice. Yeah. 47 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,520 I hope he appreciates that. You think he's listening to this 48 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,480 podcast? I'm sure he is. 49 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,280 I'm sure he's not. I'm sure he's not. 50 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,320 I'm sure he's listening right now. 51 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,600 It's, I don't, I don't think. He listens. 52 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,760 He's got a live. Screen outside the window. 53 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,000 What are you doing on there? Good to hear. 54 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,320 What? Are you doing? 55 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,840 Oh, there he is. And now he's climbing up front 56 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,440 of the table. Hey, y'all, I'm sick. 57 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,040 I'm here. I mean, I'm just saying I had my 58 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,760 work. I was sick for three episodes 59 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,400 and. Yeah, crazy. 60 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,040 I got through it. I don't know how you were sick 61 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,480 for six weeks. I know. 62 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,640 I got sick because of those episodes. 63 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,640 I didn't. Yeah. 64 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,600 OK, let's let's turn the tables now and let's all say something 65 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,160 nice about Melissa because she's not here. 66 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,120 We're we'll go in reverse or we'll start with Wes. 67 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,200 Did you did you want to say something nice about Josh first? 68 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:17,680 No. So for Melissa, I, I mean, I 69 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:22,200 always find, I don't know how I want to phrase this, but she is 70 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,320 a voracious reader and I think that's a very admirable thing. 71 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,160 Was that going to be yours, Chris? 72 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,680 Is over here punched in the air right now? 73 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,800 That was what I was doing when John Michael said Josh had a big 74 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,960 cock. That was going to be mine, too. 75 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh. Damn it. 76 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:46,320 Yeah. I feel like of this group or of 77 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,240 these groups of friends, Melissa is the person I know the least, 78 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,920 but I am finding the more that we play games together, she is 79 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,240 one of my favorite people to play with. 80 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,680 OK. That's very nice. 81 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,320 Yeah, Chris. I think that Melissa is an 82 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:03,080 excellent caretaker of all of the cats in this house and 83 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,920 definitely loves them all equally. 84 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,160 You're shaking your head no. Yeah. 85 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,560 Who does she love the most? Sticky. 86 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,280 Who does she like the least? Snickers. 87 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,600 Oh wow. I'm guessing. 88 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,920 That's a lot. That's a big. 89 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,040 I'm guessing OK. I mean, I'll ask her, OK? 90 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,640 I'll see what she thinks about the fact that you said she hates 91 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,960 Snickers. I didn't say hate like the 92 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,400 least. OK. 93 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,000 We can ask. We we can't. 94 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,360 We'll have to ask when she's not. 95 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,000 You want to say anything nice about your wife? 96 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:43,920 No, I say nice things about my wife all the time, mostly to 97 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,920 her. And then I proceeded to ask her 98 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,200 to do something like clean the kitchen floor or do the dishes. 99 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,280 Like wow, you look really nice today, can you please clean the 100 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,480 toilet before people come over? How's that usually go? 101 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,080 Because it works out well. Nice. 102 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,560 She is a she's a she has a fine attention to detail. 103 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,560 And what better person to clean the skid marks up out of the 104 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,640 inside of the porcelain bowl and someone who pays attention, 105 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,520 right? You can't half ass detail 106 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,280 oriented. Yeah, you can't half ass clean a 107 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,720 toilet because then it looks like Josh's toilet. 108 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,400 Sometimes, Nick. Not all the time, but sometimes. 109 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,000 One, I can't tell if you're serious, but two, I can't tell 110 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,560 if you actually like someone. It's all, it's all part of my. 111 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,240 It's all part of my child. I just don't. 112 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,520 I don't think that if you, especially I I have found in 113 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,320 this circle of friends that if you aren't getting made fun of 114 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,480 regularly then they don't like you. 115 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,320 Yeah, that's fair. I I can say something nice about 116 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,800 Josh. Go ahead. 117 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,240 I'm not going to. You could. 118 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,360 I'm not going to it. Could you know and I think Josh 119 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,000 would appreciate that. That you could say something 120 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,960 nice but didn't. I think he could appreciate 121 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,120 that. I think for Josh, actions speak 122 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,400 louder than words. That's true. 123 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,760 Yeah, I think it's fair. I bought him a Gundam watch for 124 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,480 Christmas. Yeah, but did you get a, did you 125 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,760 get a perfect Grade Gundam for $7.00? 126 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,880 No. Well. 127 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,760 We we we We have matching Gundam watches though now, which is 128 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:17,120 pretty gay is. It the gayest thing you've done. 129 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,840 Probably they're not like the they're not, they're not like 130 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,360 the same watches, but like it's the. 131 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,200 Same did you get Did you get the witch and the bride? 132 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,520 No. Could we get matching the Witch 133 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,000 and the Bride Gundam watches? If they make them like one on 134 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,720 each wrist, yeah. Just a just a wrist of three 135 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,880 watches I want. 2 gay husbands. I want to look like a dude who 136 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,520 sells watches out of his coat in New York City. 137 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,440 That's what I want. Hey kid, you want to buy 138 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,960 matching Gundam watches for you and your husband? 139 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:48,000 How much do you think they pay for band extensions? 140 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,720 Like especially when the watches get up to like the forearms and 141 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,400 stuff. I have. 142 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,800 I haven't got to be a lot. $10. I don't think I need them. 143 00:07:55,480 --> 00:08:00,440 You probably don't. This is I have my watch on the 144 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:04,120 second largest band setting and this is the large band really. 145 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,640 Yeah, I have mine. When I wear mine it's like on 146 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,960 the 4th or 5th hole, maybe 4th hole I think. 147 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,840 I no I could. I mean, I can go all the way up 148 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,680 to the end, but I won't be able to use my hand much longer. 149 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,880 Yeah, why is your hand turning purple? 150 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,480 Chris, can you do me a quick favour? 151 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,160 Can you take your hand and and wrap your hand around your wrist 152 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,080 and try and touch your thumb to your middle finger? 153 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,680 I. Can't do that. 154 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,280 I'll, I'll hang on. You can do the other wrist. 155 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,840 No, it's too late, I already took it off. 156 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,799 My G shot goes up in the 3rd hole. 157 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,799 Your what my G shot? OK, I can't do it unless they 158 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,480 don't touch. I can get up to the first 159 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,120 knuckle. All right. 160 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,240 Hey, Chris, why don't you say something nice about Wes? 161 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,240 Go wait, I can wait for it in that. 162 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,000 He has dainty wrists. Wes has. 163 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,760 Yeah, that's it. Oh my God. 164 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,520 It's a lot. Really excellent, excellent 165 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,320 example for this audio medium. Yeah, I could. 166 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,240 Probably get to 10 if I wanted to squeeze it on. 167 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,800 I could probably get to 4 as well. 168 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,640 Tried but I'm. Trying to think of something 169 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,600 nice to say about Wes and I'm just, you know, it's getting 170 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,640 hard you. Don't have to. 171 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,880 It's getting hard. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. 172 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,560 There's so much, there's so many nice things about them. 173 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,200 Yeah, it's getting hard. Getting weird. 174 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:25,600 In the In the Spirit of Nice Things, someone please say 175 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,280 something nice about these Kelp drakes. 176 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:33,640 Chris, we'll start with you. I think they're very formidable 177 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,080 foes. I think that they're. 178 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,520 Just one thing is fine. Formidable foes. 179 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,400 Alright, Joe Michael. Something nice about the Kelp 180 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,640 Drakes. I'm not insulting anyone's 181 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:48,640 character here, but I am saying that it looks like they've 182 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:52,120 probably taken care of the weakest character in the party. 183 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,760 They did take out the character with the least amount of hit 184 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,840 points. Yeah, that's what, Physically 185 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:56,280 weak. Yeah. 186 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,760 Yeah, physically weakest. The the closest to a sig 187 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,360 Victorian child, yeah. Wes, go ahead. 188 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:07,120 I think they're really good at spitting acid. 189 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,200 OK. Yeah, yeah. 190 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,720 You want to say anything nice about the Kelp Drakes? 191 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,560 I do. So the count Drake's yes, but 192 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,720 but Josh and Melissa, no. Best friend and your and your 193 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,320 wife. I mean, you know, they, they 194 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,480 know what it is. It's all right. 195 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,240 I would like to say something nice about every single one of 196 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,360 our patrons though. Go ahead by name. 197 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,040 By name. In order of your favourites 198 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,160 first. Oh. 199 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,440 Yeah, yeah. Start at the top. 200 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,680 Start at the top. All right? 201 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:40,360 Well, you know, it's a hard list, but there's just man, I 202 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,440 can't do it. I can't do it. 203 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,120 It's too many nice things, he. He could say nice things, but 204 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,000 each and every one of them. But he won't. 205 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,440 Let me look through all the sleep token memes that John, 206 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,720 Michael and I send each other first, let's see, Kevin Martin 207 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,360 is your dad. He is. 208 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,080 That's cool. Is. 209 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,840 That a nice thing. It is, yeah. 210 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,320 Without him, you wouldn't be here. 211 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,360 I suppose that's fair. And if he did a shitty job, you 212 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:08,560 wouldn't be how you are. And I like how you are, Chris. 213 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,640 Take that however you want, Dad. He did a he did a good job. 214 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,160 I think Chris's dad is super funny. 215 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,360 Funny guy we got. We got Jeffrey. 216 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,920 Freaky. I don't know if I, I, I it feels 217 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,200 weird dropping people's first and last names all the time. 218 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,280 We don't. Maybe we should do that 219 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,480 differently. I think Jeff's cool. 220 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,960 I like Jeff. I talk. 221 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,640 I hang out with Jeff twice a week now. 222 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,440 Yeah. And I enjoy our time together 223 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,680 very much. Kevin. 224 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,880 Kevin has furnished most of our equipment at this point. 225 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,760 There are 8 computers in this house that were previously owned 226 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,560 by Kevin. Yeah. 227 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,720 And, you know, nothing makes me happier than when I talked to 228 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,560 Kevin and he's like, hey, I had some time and I got caught up on 229 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,240 the episodes and, like, I'm really enjoying them. 230 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:54,280 Laura thinks that fart jokes are funny, and we have that in 231 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,800 common. Well. 232 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,600 She also derailed an entire campaign that we played and she 233 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,800 turned on everyone in the last session and turned into an evil 234 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,440 character and that was masterful. 235 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:09,160 That John, that John guy's OK. He shows up once in a while. 236 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,960 I like him. I do need some beer. 237 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:17,480 I'm going to, in the in the past, I'm going to PA and I need 238 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,360 some beer to go with me. Ian wants some beer, which takes 239 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,400 us to Ian, our lone adventurer. He pays that extra 1 cent a 240 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,920 month. Just for the privilege. 241 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,280 And he doesn't even listen to the show. 242 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,920 Be like Ian. He has so much time to listen to 243 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,800 the show. I asked him. 244 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,120 I was like, hey, are do you listen? 245 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,320 Have you been? Are you caught up on this? 246 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,320 And he's like, no, I don't listen to anything that's not 247 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,720 the main show unless it's run by me. 248 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,200 He doesn't want to. Hear it? 249 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,240 Wow. Damn. 250 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,160 Yeah, sorry guys. Fuck you, Ian. 251 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,160 Ian, that hurts my feelings. I feel like it's my best work 252 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,960 who's not on the show. Well, and then we got and we 253 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:55,200 got. Lawrence really opened up a lot 254 00:12:55,200 --> 00:13:00,280 of things, mostly my apathy for him because his life's really 255 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,680 sad. Your apathy? 256 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,320 Yeah. So empathy. 257 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,880 No. No. 258 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,040 Larry's how? Much you don't give a shit 259 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,800 about, no. I love Larry. 260 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,280 He's great. I, I send him stuff all the 261 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,920 time. I feel really bad because he 262 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,560 runs a Pathfinder for, for me and other people and he puts a 263 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,400 lot of work into it and does and works really hard. 264 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,400 And I'm just like, I, I just want to send them stuff 265 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,960 sometimes. I've sent him a couple things, 266 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,480 and then we got Avgast cannot tie his own shoes. 267 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,760 I'm pretty sure that's just your brother. 268 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,800 Yeah, yeah, he's he's great. That that makes me laugh every 269 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,080 time. We got Pan, the man who we known 270 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,120 as Dan. Dan's wonderful. 271 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,000 He let me stay at his house and pet his cats. 272 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,680 I slept in his basement and I used his fancy coffee maker. 273 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,680 Finished basement. I almost get in there. 274 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,240 I almost cried when he was surprised at Gen. 275 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,800 Con this past year. I was I, and I feel really bad 276 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,120 for saying it because there were so many other people in the room 277 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,600 that were also there, but I was most genuinely happy to see Dan 278 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,760 was there. Yeah, me too. 279 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,680 Yeah, I thought for sure he wasn't gonna be able to make it. 280 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,080 And there was just done. And then there was you showed up 281 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,200 at our hotel. We worked it out. 282 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,520 So we, I, I showed up and I'm like, oh man, OK, there's Kevin 283 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,280 and there's Kurt and. Kurt's wife. 284 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,680 Yeah, whose name is? Kurt's wife is fine. 285 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,320 OK, but in my brain, I'm like, I think I remember Kurt's wife's. 286 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,040 Yeah. And then I'm like, and then 287 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,080 Dang, I'm I was just, it was a great time. 288 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,520 I, I don't, I don't, I can't remember if I talked to him like 289 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,720 the week before or like maybe it was on the way up there or 290 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,160 something. I was like, hey, we should, I 291 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,160 don't remember what the, what the setup was. 292 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,160 I was like, hey, you could come down for at least a day, right? 293 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,240 You're not that far. And he's like, yeah, I guess I 294 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,000 could do that. It was awesome. 295 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,720 And then the bottom of this list, just because it's the 296 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,200 bottom of the list and not for any other reason than that, is 297 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,240 our good buddy George. It's it's in order of of patron 298 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,160 or when they started subscribing. 299 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,960 So no, no particular order. The first one. 300 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,200 The first one was. It was the first one, Yeah, 301 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,880 since the beginning. Yeah. 302 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,080 The one who believed in us the most. 303 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,320 Yep. And Jake, whenever you're ready, 304 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,160 I'm down to Place of War Diablo too. 305 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,640 Whenever you're ready. We're not going to play 4, but 306 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,640 we'll play the fuck out of two. Hell yeah. 307 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,880 And that's, and that's what I got to say. 308 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,240 Now that we've got all the pleasantries out of the way, I 309 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,760 have a feeling that today's going to be the day that I've 310 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:30,080 really hurt someone's feelings. I just want you guys to know 311 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,000 that this is a safe place if anyone needs to get out these 312 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:39,840 big emotions, if anyone wants to cry or you know, lament. 313 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,760 Beg. Beg. 314 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:46,240 Yeah, beg is a good one. Pledge. 315 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,720 Fealty. Any of those things. 316 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,080 Bribe. Bribe. 317 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,680 You guys have my Venmo. I'm sure that there's some 318 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,160 Waffle House money in there from earlier, but if there's not, you 319 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,440 know, you know, we know what it is. 320 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,840 You can bribe. I wouldn't try to threaten. 321 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,080 I don't think that'll work very well. 322 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,040 Blackmail, if you can. I I for sure know that Chris 323 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,760 can. I do have one. 324 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,400 I have one pretty damning picture. 325 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,040 You know, so just putting putting it out there, don't 326 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,680 worry about it. No one else needs to know. 327 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,840 Let's go ahead and. Process a photo of Nick drowning 328 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,720 baby. It's an embarrassing photo of me 329 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,080 at the Christmas party. It was Halloween, but yeah, 330 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,760 yeah. All right, so we're going to 331 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,440 pick up with Finn. If we if we revisit the the 332 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,840 stage here, we have 3 kelp drakes that are on the the deck 333 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,320 of the ship. They had attacked and eaten the 334 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,240 crew, most of them prior to your arrival. 335 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,760 You are going past them and Bezik says let's just leave them 336 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,680 to their business and go on our way. 337 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,960 And you guys are like Bezik come on, we can't do that. 338 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:59,240 We got to save the day. That we heroically sprung to 339 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,200 these people's aid, Yep. With no regard for our own 340 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,040 safety. Correct. 341 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,240 Truly. Someone say. 342 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,280 Heroes. Heroes. 343 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:08,960 Yeah, if you look up the definition of hero in Webster's, 344 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,680 there's a picture of all of you A. 345 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Picture of Pan dead on the floor. 346 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:16,400 In my natural state. Yeah, in the Yamcha pose. 347 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,720 So yeah, we, we do pick up with three of these kelp drakes, 348 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:26,560 these sort of like seaweed looking monsters that are in the 349 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:30,800 vague shape of of, of drakes. The dragon creature, not the 350 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,520 musical artist Finn, who was previously a shark but is not 351 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:42,600 who is currently wrapped up in bioly weeds Eagle, who has a big 352 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,440 maul and has been trying to crush these things. 353 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,960 And then the Drake that has taken no damage, who is 354 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:51,480 currently standing over Pan's dying bloodied body. 355 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,320 Is that, is that where we're at? I believe it is. 356 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,280 So let's go ahead and pick up. We are starting Finn's turn. 357 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,480 Finn, please, you've had a lot of time to think about what 358 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,360 you're going to do here. Had quite a lot of time. 359 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:10,240 It's been a week or two and I I do know what I want to do. 360 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,720 The first thing I need to do is I really don't want to be bound 361 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,560 anymore, so I want to try and is. 362 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:23,040 Finn not into Shibari. No, no. 363 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,080 OK. So what? 364 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,600 What would you want me to roll to try and escape the this? 365 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:29,600 Yeah. OK. 366 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,320 Yeah, there are a couple things you could do. 367 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,960 OK, You could try to give me a strength check to force your way 368 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,400 out of this. Or if you made some sort of 369 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,680 attack roll against the bindings, you could certainly do 370 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,240 that. Could I do like a could I do 371 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,440 like a produce flame to try and burn it away? 372 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,440 For sure. Yeah, I have an AC in health for 373 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,520 it. And let's let's try that option. 374 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,640 That is an attack roll that fits the criteria. 375 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,720 It would be a 21 to hit these bindings. 376 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:09,320 It's a fantastic success. And 7 fire damage. 377 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,200 Can I ask you a question, pal? What level are you guys? 378 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,200 40? OK, nevermind. 379 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,760 I don't know why I was thinking you're level 5. 380 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,400 No. Oof. 381 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,200 I mean, I need to rethink this encounter. 382 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,560 Sorry. Go ahead. 383 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,280 That's a very scary thing you just said. 384 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,720 It's 4 fire damage enough to breakthrough this? 385 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,960 It is 4 fire. Damage 7. 386 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,000 Fire damage, rather a little bit of. 387 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,840 Flame forms in your hand and burns enough of these bindings 388 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,720 away and you are able to escape from them. 389 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,760 OK, we're no longer restrained. Which is a good thing. 390 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,080 We like not being restrained. We also like being alive. 391 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,200 We also do like being alive so in service. 392 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,640 Sorry I'm going to. I didn't pack a dog, you know 393 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,520 the cool spirit dog they usually use to heal people at a distance 394 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,000 because I had some other second level spells I wanted to pack 395 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,400 instead. So. 396 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,360 You're going to cast one of those? 397 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,120 No, I'm not going to cast a second little spell. 398 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,360 OK, I'm going to cast a first level spell. 399 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,600 Is it called Healing Word? It is called Healing Word. 400 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:14,520 And what's the range on that? 60 feet. 60 feet and pan is 35 401 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,360 feet away. Comfortably with an ring. 402 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,800 Which means that he'll take half healing, wouldn't that? 403 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,640 Be. That's how that works. 404 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,280 No, it is. You got CRUD on last turn so 405 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,920 your hands are shaky. You only get half the healing 406 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,240 code. Yeah. 407 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,720 Oh no, it's in the Arata. Oh, my bad. 408 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,560 I wrote it. Oh, you wrote it? 409 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,560 Yeah, I wrote it. When I sent it out, I emailed it 410 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,680 to everybody. Oh my bad. 411 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,840 Yeah, check your emails. With the spam. 412 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,960 Yeah, it probably did. It came from at unstabletop.net, 413 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,720 yeah. I guess the real question is, do 414 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,280 I want to cast it at a higher level to give Pan a better 415 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,880 chance of living when he wakes up, or do I just want to accept 416 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,200 that he's about to just get bodied again immediately? 417 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,160 He's not going to get bodied again immediately. 418 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,280 We'll keep it first level. You think he's going to get 419 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,480 bodied again? Who's to say? 420 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,040 If only. If only that guy from Waffle 421 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,800 House the other week here to help. 422 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,920 You know what I'm going to. I'm going to choose to believe I 423 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,560 I am going to cast at second level. 424 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,480 My question is, will Finn misty step immediate, not Finn ban 425 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,240 misty step immediately? No, I don't think it's. 426 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,480 I think there's a solid chance he's not even going to turn. 427 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,280 You think so? You have that little faith in in 428 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,960 Pan's tactical abilities. Well, I think the the Drake is 429 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,360 going to go before him. Yeah, but you understand, I 430 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,200 mean, he's got some second level spells packed away. 431 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,840 He also made new preparations before this fight. 432 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,000 So second level healing word 2D4I rolled A3 and A4 plus my 433 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,160 spell casting ability. You're going to get 10 points. 434 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:47,600 Let's go almost half health. You have so little help, yeah. 435 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:52,640 Everyone pretty poorly on my. We have less, yeah, less than 436 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,200 six hit points per level. You should just start taking the 437 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,200 average all. Right, that would give me what, 438 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:06,280 5, 4 + 1? Yeah, it would increase your 439 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,440 health by 25%, Yeah. And then that, that's all of me. 440 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,640 I'm not. I'm going to stay right here. 441 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,680 OK, that is all of you. Good turn. 442 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,200 There's a ton of convincing on that. 443 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,320 Oh, I'm sorry, all right. I need to make a decision here. 444 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:30,200 Would this creature continue to eat pan, or would it try to help 445 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,920 its brethren so they could all feast? 446 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,320 What's intelligence? Don't worry about it. 447 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,920 The thing you said, that first option you said is the biggest 448 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,200 reason why I wanted to get some help points into. 449 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,520 Yeah, but like Pan, Pan would immediately go down. 450 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,920 You're talking about he's down on the ground. 451 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,520 I'm not going to miss hitting Pan with advantage. 452 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,000 Right, but like twice what I was saying was if this creature was 453 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,080 like, I've got my own meal already, I killed this thing and 454 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,600 just wanted to start taking bites at an unconscious pan. 455 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,120 Yeah, but like, their meal was already interrupted once. 456 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,840 So I think, I think the logic here is that this thing is going 457 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,120 to skirt around the deck. Would this thing eat when it 458 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,320 still feels unsafe? Correct. 459 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,000 And I don't think it would. It's going to skirt around to 460 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,960 Eagle Pan. You are conscious if you'd like 461 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:21,880 to take a attack of opportunity. Yeah, Or you cannot take. 462 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,800 It I would still have my dagger in my hand. 463 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,040 I mean. Well, I guess I would have 464 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,800 dropped it. OK, this thing's going to head 465 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,120 over to Eagle and it is going to make some attacks with 466 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,880 advantage. It's going to move over there. 467 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,280 We're going to do a claw first on Eagle. 468 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,680 Eagle, what's your AC17? 171617. 469 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,360 How do we like a natural 20? I don't. 470 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,480 I just don't. OK, so that that was a claw. 471 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,800 I said yeah, natural 20 on the claw. 472 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,440 That is a 23 I think on the bite. 473 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:01,720 Those are both hits. OK, what would you like me to 474 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,440 roll first? Zeros, number ones, probably 475 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,360 ones actually OK ones as. Well, let's try the crit first. 476 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,920 Crit on the claw, which is the lower of the damaged dice. 477 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,320 Don't quote me on this, but I think that's 16 points of 478 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,120 damage. OK, give me a second to the 479 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:29,080 mean. Let me double check 14 points of 480 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,360 damage. All right. 481 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,680 So 14 points of damage on the claw so. 7. 482 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,400 All right, yeah, 'cause you're raging, Yeah, and then let's do 483 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:48,840 the bite. 10 points on the bite, so 5. 12 total. 484 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,720 Yep, 12 total. How's that feel? 485 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:58,040 Agree. So that is this thing's action, 486 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,520 bonus action, movement, etcetera. 487 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,760 It gets over here and starts chewing on Eagle. 488 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,240 We have the one that is bloodied that is in between Finn and 489 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:12,360 Eagle, and I think that this creature will try to take 490 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,360 advantage of this situation as well. 491 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:24,560 Let's do a bite on Eagle 12 which is a miss and then we'll 492 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:31,880 swipe out with a claw which is a 24 hit and that is 7 points of 493 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:39,600 damage reduced to three. OK, let's go to Pan and you see 494 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,240 the light again. You are staring at the cloudy 495 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,600 sky that you can hear the the yips and yelps and screeches 496 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,960 from these creatures as they are trying to chew into eagle. 497 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,640 I think that the mannerisms of these creatures are a lot like 498 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:56,160 the Compys from Jurassic Park 2. The little guys, yeah, they're 499 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,600 roughly the size of like, you know, they're they're you guys 500 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,560 size, but they're very like Yippie and beast like. 501 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:15,200 I'm going to stand up. I'm going to target this kelp 502 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,120 Drake, the one to the left of angle. 503 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,000 Yeah, that is the one that was chewing on you. 504 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,720 Yeah, I'm going to cast a second level spell. 505 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,760 OK. And Misty Step? 506 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:34,840 Not quite, not quite. And well, here's what I'm going 507 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,960 to do. 1st I'm going to use a bonus action to give myself long 508 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,720 odds so that I can have advantage on the spell. 509 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,800 OK, and that will trigger a chaos surge. 510 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,560 Now, does it trigger when I give myself long odds, or does it 511 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,480 trigger when the spell when the spell happens? 512 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,200 I think it triggers on long odds first, right? 513 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,560 Is is the spell you're going to cast a chaos spell? 514 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,680 Also no. OK, so it'll trigger now. 515 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,800 OK, well it always triggers a chaos magic surge, so we need to 516 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,920 pull up the Chaos Magic table 82. 517 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,200 I gained another D 4 * 10 lbs of weight. 518 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,640 Oh. Dude. 519 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,760 Go ahead and roll that D4. I gained 40 lbs. 520 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,640 How tall are you? Pounds. 510. 521 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,000 You're getting chunky Jesus. Christ, yeah, I need to lose 522 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,200 some weight. Well, hang on, let's let's let's 523 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,880 specify what kind of weight is that. 524 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,880 It just says weight. Weight I, I think that's up to 525 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,520 you. I think that's up to 526 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,200 interpretation. You've been doing a lot of manly 527 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,800 things. Maybe it's, maybe it's not like 528 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,400 a bad weight. Maybe it's like bulk weight? 529 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,320 Maybe it's both weight. Yeah, maybe you're a little 530 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,480 stronger now. You gained 40 lbs all in the 531 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,480 penis. Oh my God. 532 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,600 You get an erection, you're going to die. 533 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,640 Move. Over Josh. 534 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,120 It's not penis, it's testicles. Anyway, that's, you know, that's 535 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:59,000 not a terrible thing because nothing truly detrimental is 536 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,640 going to happen in the moment, but it does give me advantage on 537 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,440 my which bolt? OK, second level. 538 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,160 Which bolt? A second level? 539 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,160 Which bolt is that going to be? Those two D12 you said you 540 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,920 didn't need? That's exactly what I'm saying. 541 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,040 Need extra D? 12 He said that off mic he said 542 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:19,040 that he have he had two D twelves more than he would ever 543 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,600 need and he has 2 so that means he can't use them for they. 544 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,240 Grab the container. Just drop it out. 545 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:28,800 Get him some D12. I'll use one little D12. 546 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,280 I wonder who let him borrow those? 547 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,720 If again if because I had to, you know, roll the hit, 548 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,240 obviously. Yeah, my spell tech mod 6 here 549 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,160 you. Got a good chance? 550 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,920 So I got a 19 for a 25. That is a hit. 551 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:50,280 Or a natural 20 for a natural 20. 552 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,640 That's 4D12. That'd be 4D12. 553 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,960 How many do you have? Two. 554 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,760 You need two more I. Have one over here. 555 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,360 That's very nice. Do you need more I? 556 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,280 Need one more D12 if someone would. 557 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,360 The gift of the gift of the right. 558 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,480 Through the crack in the table. Right to the ground here. 559 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:13,600 You go. That's an even smaller, even 560 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,400 smaller D12. I think this is a lot funnier. 561 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,600 4D12 Lightning. I'm going to run to the 562 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,120 bathroom. I'm going to go make a sandwich 563 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:28,160 and Preheat the oven while you read those tiny little dice. 23 564 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,920 points of lightning damage. 23 points of lightning damage. 23 565 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,560 points of lightning damage. Shoot across the deck of the 566 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:41,200 ship, You rising to your feet, bloody but not out. 567 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,320 And 23 points you said. That's it. 23 points of damage. 568 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,120 This thing is still standing, but that is a nasty hit. 569 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,480 Like do keep my concentration on that so I can proc it again. 570 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,200 You do for free. Assuming I live that long. 571 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,160 Sure. And that will be, well, what's 572 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,960 the range on that? It's within range. 573 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,080 As long as I stay within the range of the spell, I'm going to 574 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:13,560 be OK. Well, back up. 575 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,120 OK, but that's still within range. 576 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,640 We're good. Here we go. 577 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,320 That's it. OK, that sounds good. 578 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,760 Let's go to Eagle. I think I'm just going to. 579 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,720 I still have advantage with this guy. 580 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,360 I'm going to go after him, I believe. 581 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,080 Really should have kept up with a pan weight tracker. 582 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,720 Well, he's up 45 lbs. I've I've gained weight more 583 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,880 than once, more than twice even. Let's just say that I'm plus 60 584 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,600 lbs. So I'm now. 4:00 to. 585 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,720 Hit. Let's say I'm now 190 lbs. 586 00:30:52,000 --> 00:31:00,040 And good damage, 24 to hit. A smash with them all. 17 587 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,520 smashing damage. OK, yeah, 17 points is good. 588 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,560 That is a a grievous hit to this creature. 589 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,160 Can I shove? Is that a thing? 590 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,440 What is? Is that an action? 591 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:18,000 It is an action. OK, don't have it's my inhuman 592 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,280 vigor an action or a bonus action. 593 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,640 Inhuman Vigor is an action. I'm sorry, it's a bonus action. 594 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,120 Yeah, it was barked as an action in the foundry. 595 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,280 I was going to look. Yeah, it is a bonus action. 596 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,960 You can expend a hit die to regain hit points. 597 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:37,120 OK, I will do that then. OK, go ahead and roll your hit 598 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:37,800 die. It's AD 12. 599 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,480 Right D12 Chris has all my D twelves would. 600 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,320 You like me to roll it for you or you want to choose one of 601 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,040 yours? Oh, Are you sure? 602 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,200 OK. No, I'll take. 603 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,320 I'll take yours, Nick. No, it's fine. 604 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,600 You already rolled it. What'd you get, 22? 605 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:02,640 OK, a little bit of that Trollkin healing and that's it 606 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,960 for Eagle, Yeah. That's it for Eagle, Yeah. 607 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,600 OK, we have one that is near Finn. 608 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,720 This is the one that attempted to wrap him up. 609 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,000 It did, but then Finn was able to break out. 610 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,960 So we're just going to go with the old reliable claw and bite, 611 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,360 and I don't think it is tactically sound enough to move 612 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,520 to flank. So we're just going to do 613 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,120 straight roles. Dark as bite, light as claw. 614 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:34,200 It's 25 on the bite. Yeah, that'll hit. 615 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,840 Let's roll that, and I'm going to tell you how much it is. 616 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:46,360 That's seven points of damage. OK, but the claw is a natural 617 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,320 one. Oh so. 618 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,880 Here's what we're going to do. It comes in to bite you and claw 619 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,600 sort of at the same time. You're able to step out of the 620 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,240 way of the claw very easily, and I think with that natural one 621 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,040 you're able to step out of the bite a little bit so you can 622 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,480 take half damage. So just three, just three, I 623 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,960 will take it. Thank. 624 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,920 Thank you, Sir. And then let's go to Fin, a 625 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,000 little scrape on the arm, but otherwise you're OK. 626 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,080 You are next to this one that got its head smashed in that's 627 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,360 still standing. There's one diagonal to you that 628 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,960 trying to that's trying to bite you. 629 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,520 And then you can see that the one on the other side of Eagle 630 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,120 has a line of electricity that is attached to it from Bloodied 631 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,200 Pandemonium, who is like standing on the other side of 632 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,320 the deck. I would really, really love if 633 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,560 we could finish off this one. That Eagle and I are flanking, 634 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,000 so I'm probably just going to take a whack at it with a 635 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,720 shilleli. OK. 636 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:47,480 Just a good old fashioned whack that's bad. 637 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,040 Oh, it's advantage there because it's slightly better. 638 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,840 Is a 15 enough? A-15 is the number. 639 00:33:54,040 --> 00:34:10,040 OK, OK, so D 8 + 4 for you +3. No one can complain and say that 640 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:18,000 Finn is a min Max. And that is 8 magical 641 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,320 bludgeoning damage. OK, eight points of damage. 642 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,120 This thing is still standing, but maybe not for long. 643 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,320 Finn, Anything else? You. 644 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,239 Want to move at all? Any bonus action? 645 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,280 If I moved I'd get 2 attacks for opportunity and I really don't 646 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,840 want to do that. Is a shalali not a bonus action 647 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,320 a cast? It is a bit. 648 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,199 So you're right, yeah, I would have had to use it to that and 649 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:42,880 then attack. So I I'm I'm done. 650 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,120 That's my everything from now is. 651 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,560 OK, well Speaking of your everything, this Drake over here 652 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,679 is the one that currently has a line of electricity attached to 653 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,000 it, but I I think I'm going to roll to see how it reacts. 654 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,080 Either it's going to double down on Eagle, or it's going to run 655 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,400 for the creature that is currently burning it away with 656 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:11,840 electricity damage. It turns its head and it starts 657 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,280 charging toward Pandemonium Eagle. 658 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,400 You can make a attack of opportunity if you would like. 659 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,240 I would love to. Make a swing and see how we do. 660 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,200 I will attack recklessly. You can't. 661 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,640 You can't do that on a attack of opportunity, I don't think. 662 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,680 That's a miss. OK, what'd you get? 663 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,920 I rolled A2 on the die, so an 8. No GBTS over there. 664 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:44,000 I have a coin, I'll spin a coin. Why not funsies? 665 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,520 Why not spin the coin? For saving. 666 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,800 I should not it? Would be nice if I could attack 667 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,000 reckless like that. Well, you are. 668 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,800 You spin a coin. So what about a 1616, right? 669 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,000 16 will hit. OK. 670 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,160 This thing turns and runs toward pan, or at least tries to. 671 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:11,240 Not bad damage, 15 damages. All right, 15 points. 672 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,920 This creature is bloodied. It is going to go. 673 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:21,240 Let's see, 510-1520. You see that they are not as 674 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:25,120 effective at moving on land as they are in the water 510. 15 I 675 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,920 imagine they're like flippy flippy around all over. 676 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,320 It kind of, yeah. They're amphibious with its 677 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,040 action and bonus action or its movement and bonus action, 678 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,000 though it is able to get to Pan. Yeah. 679 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,240 And actually, you know what? I don't think it needs to move 680 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,120 that far because I think what it's going to do is when it gets 681 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,320 with an eye shot of Pan, it's going to give him a goop. 682 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,200 Please give me a deck save. You're good at those, right? 683 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:57,040 I'm not the worst 17. That's a success you will take. 684 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,520 Sorry, yeah, 17. You'll take 6 points of acid 685 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,680 damage. OK, reduced to three points of 686 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,200 acid damage. Three points of acid damage. 687 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,760 You're not restrained. And can you please give me a 688 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,440 concentration? Check, that's what I'm doing 689 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,880 real good. I just need to be a 10. 690 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,760 Yep, that's it. Just roll A10. 691 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,440 Natural 20. Wish I would have got it on a 692 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,600 different spell, but you. Can't do much better than that. 693 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,280 Can't do much better. That's your second natural 20 on 694 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,280 that. Which bolt? 695 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,280 Yeah. It was meant to be. 696 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,400 So you're able to duck out of the way of most of it. 697 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,200 The acid will burn away a little bit of your skin, but your skin 698 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:44,960 seems resistant to this. Now I could I could reaction and 699 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,440 do my acidic rebuke, but I have a feeling that they're probably 700 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,560 also resistant to acid. Do you think so? 701 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,840 I if they're making it, acid attacks at me. 702 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,960 You don't know unless you try. But it's all going to find out 703 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,000 in their gut. So like maybe not. 704 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,240 You got acid in your gut. Do you think you're resistant 705 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,760 acid? Yes, I am. 706 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,000 Are you? Yeah, me. 707 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,240 You're telling me to eat Chris? Yeah, I'm acid resistant. 708 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,560 You're telling me you've never had acid reflux and had to eat 709 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,400 some Tums? So here's The thing is I take a 710 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,160 pill every morning for it. She drinks a potion of acid 711 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,760 resistance. Every every day. 712 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:22,960 Maybe they forgot this morning. Fucking fuck it, let's acidic 713 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,200 rebuke and he needs to make me a dexterity saving through. 714 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,000 OK. Could you tell me what that DC 715 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,840 is? Yeah, it would be. 1414 9. 716 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,640 Fail, Fail. That's three D10 acid damage. 717 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,240 Even half that do I? Need to roll it. 718 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:46,480 You do OK, do more D10 you. Might just be resistant to it 719 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:53,120 1/2. I'll roll 1 twice we're. 720 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,280 Going to throw another one on the floor through the crack in 721 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,840 the table. Yeah, please do six. 722 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,320 I rolled 3 twos. What? 723 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,200 Rolled 3 twos. On 3D 10 you rolled 6, I rolled 724 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,280 3 twos. OK, six points of damage as far 725 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,160 as you know. You don't have that to me. 726 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,800 And that's it for that. Are you sure you're going to be 727 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:22,200 able to see it when I do that? We need to build like a a 728 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,680 mousetrap style contraption from one end of the table to the 729 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,080 other that you can drop Dyson. Just move. 730 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,080 Turn around. OK, we have this one that is 731 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,400 that is really hurt. It's going to use, it's going to 732 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,920 disengage and is going to move into the water. 733 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,760 Coward, coward. And then is going to shoot out 734 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,360 in the water and attempt to escape. 735 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:53,160 Pan well first I'm going to proc my free D12 of lightning damage. 736 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,920 Is it AD 12? It's AD 12, it's only the 737 00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,360 initial ones. 2D12 sure. Three points of lightning 738 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,960 damage. OK, free damage, three points of 739 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:09,840 free damage. And I believe that's AI believe 740 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,480 it's a bonus action to keep doing that. 741 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,400 No, it's an action. It's a whole last action to do 742 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,240 that, but it's free. But it's free. 743 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,960 Which is unfortunate because I have, you know, not much use of 744 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,440 a bonus action. I I I guess I don't do anything. 745 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,360 You don't do anything. I'm going to leave, going to 746 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:32,240 move further away from it. I'm trying, I, I, I'm trying to 747 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:38,840 follow the conventions of the ship. 15202530 There we go. 748 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,400 OK, up and over. Yep, You didn't. 749 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,120 You didn't take that rogue multi class, did you? 750 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,360 Did not. What a shame. 751 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,480 If only. All right, so just procking the 752 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,200 damage and then moving further away. 753 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,480 Let's go to Eagle. Eagle, the one that you had dead 754 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,480 to rights, has jumped in the water to escape. 755 00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:01,520 I kind of want to throw a fucking rock in it but also I 756 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:08,840 should worry about my friends and not I will bonus action 757 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,160 throw a rock at the one near pan. 758 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,240 OK, so you grab one of your throwing rocks and eat it behind 759 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,720 you. That's a bonus action. 760 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,200 It is a bonus for, you know, for him. 761 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,960 I hope you do well. I do too. 762 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,240 You could find it if it wasn't the size of a fucking baby 763 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:34,720 tooth. I will choose to throw 764 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:40,800 recklessly. Does that work? 765 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,120 Yeah, that's part of my subclass. 766 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,640 Oh, OK. It's the same thing that allows 767 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,280 me to throw the rocks as a button section. 768 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,520 You do you, Queen. That was good. 23 to hit. 769 00:41:53,080 --> 00:42:07,720 That'll do it. 4 + 7 three yeah, 7 damages. 770 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:12,680 Is there rage in there too? Yeah, 9 damages, OK. 9 points of 771 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,320 rock damage. Is it still up? 772 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,280 It is. Oh, then I is it bloodied? 773 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,360 Yes, OK, your your which bolt did that? 774 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,800 OK, you still got which? Bolt on it, yes. 775 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,000 The which bolted. I'm going to have it for a 776 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,480 little bit more. He's going to come after me 777 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,320 again, though. I got a feeling. 778 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,240 Fuck it, I'll go crush it. I'll go crush it. 779 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,920 All right, then you rush over swing. 780 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,040 Let's see if you can finish it off. 781 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,560 I will also swing recklessly. Can I choose? 782 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,320 Can I do that for both attacks or is it when you when you? 783 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,000 When you it's per round. So I I would attack recklessly 784 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,800 as well. So you wait, you're reckless for 785 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,120 a round. OK. 786 00:42:53,120 --> 00:43:02,760 Oh. 19 on the die, so 25. You know in Pathfinder that 787 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,680 would be a crib. Yes it would. 788 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,240 Well, I don't want to tell you. Couple press please. 789 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,760 Make some TOV updates and we'll we'll talk. 790 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:18,640 Six and a 2. So that's going to be. 8. 791 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,920 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I was doing math in my head. 792 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,920 Don't. Don't hurt yourself. 793 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,280 You need a calculator. No, I'm. 794 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,000 Fine, that's all big numbers. They're both single digit 795 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,560 numbers. What's your total? 796 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,000 14. 14 points of damage. Tell me how you do it. 797 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,360 Just smashy smashy on its head. You throw the Rock, You hit it 798 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,000 in the back of the head because it's currently focused on eating 799 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,320 pan, and then before it has enough time to completely turn 800 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,920 around to face you, you are leaping over. 801 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,000 I think I'm going to grab it like an eel or a fish or 802 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,160 something. Like, you know how you see 803 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,320 people like you hit a big fish? With a rod baby seal, yeah. 804 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,960 I'm just going to like like paw with one hand and just slam on 805 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:05,280 its head them all. And that creature is a pile of 806 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,360 goop and brine. It is dead. 807 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,120 Nice. Well, to throw it into the 808 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,760 water. Yeah, you can throw in the 809 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,160 water. But don't do that you. 810 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,000 Know he already? He already said he threw it in 811 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,840 the water. Why not? 812 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,280 He's out of actions. That's it. 813 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,240 It's a free action to throw it for flavor. 814 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,440 What? It's a free action to put all 815 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,160 the loot in the in the garbage. All right, that's it for Eagle. 816 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,040 Loot it in the water, sure it's gonna float. 817 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,880 I don't. Know all right, we have this one 818 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,640 that is near Finn and we're going to try the old bite and 819 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:37,080 claw ain't no laws. How many hit points do you have 820 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,560 right now? Enough. 821 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,280 We're going to do the dark is the bite. 822 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,720 I can move, I can split up movement in 5th edition, right? 823 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,480 I will go ahead and move my last 10 walking back towards the 824 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,400 other one. Then let me put you right here 825 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,720 because there's stuff on the mic that works. 826 00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:01,920 So that is a that is a 23 and a 21. 827 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,440 There was. We'll both hit. 828 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,560 So let's roll those and see how we do. 829 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,160 Let me just find all my D eights. 830 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,240 That is 20 points of damage. 20 points of damage. 20 points. 20 831 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,800 points. Yep, that. 832 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,880 That is 6. That's 10. 833 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,080 That's 10 and 10. I I have some news for you. 834 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,240 Yeah. I did not have enough at 18 hit 835 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,640 points. Are you sure? 836 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,400 Yeah. So I'm I'm down. 837 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,640 Are you sure? Yes. 838 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,560 Why do you have oh why does it say you have 22? 839 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,760 Classic Foundry D Sync. Why would it say that you have 4 840 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,280 temporary hit points? I don't know why it says I have 841 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,920 4:00. Oh, maybe that's maybe that's 842 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:49,080 layover from your beast form, your wild shape that we you 843 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,600 track separately. I should be. 844 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,440 I should be. I had 1818. 845 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,120 So that's it. Finn goes down. 846 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,040 I'm sleepy. Finn goes down. 847 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,720 This creature will seize that he's down, and it's going to 848 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:10,080 move here up a little bit toward Eagle, and then that'll take us 849 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,440 to Finn. And Finn, I will be happy to 850 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,840 roll your death safe. Natural 20. 851 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,080 No. Honks. 852 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,400 You. Me, me, me, me, me. 853 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,960 All right, that takes us to the Drake that is in the water. 854 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,960 And the Drake in the water is going to continue and it is 855 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,560 going to flee. It can move 150 feet. 856 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,800 So it swims off into the into the river or into the into the 857 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,480 yeah into the river and disappears pan. 858 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,200 Sorry, I was eating a snack. I'm going to move up just a 859 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:52,240 touch, just a hedge the hair. I'm going to go ahead and cast a 860 00:46:52,240 --> 00:47:00,080 good old magic missile, which, as you know, does 3D four plus a 861 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,800 number. You know, whatever. 862 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,960 Sure, you know, whatever. 3D 4 + 3. 863 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,240 Yeah, got plenty of D fours over here. 864 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,960 This lovely Beale and Grim Wizards dice set A. 865 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,200 Little outdated now they have an updated one. 866 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,720 For what I don't know. What did they possibly? 867 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,800 Change the color of the dye I. Have no idea. 868 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:35,040 That is going to be 4 + 3 + 1 + 3, so 1111 eleven points. 869 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:40,120 Pretty good for a magic missile. All three darts hit this Drake. 870 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,760 Anything else for Pam? It's. 871 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,560 Kind of all I got. All right, Eagle you. 872 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,320 I think a good old rinse and repeat's going to happen here. 873 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,960 I'm going to take off, run it, throw a throwing rock at this 874 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,880 boy, I mean. What else would you do with a 875 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,200 throwing rock? Yeah, right. 876 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,480 What else would you do? With a throwing rock, it's not a 877 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,800 kissing rock, it's not a smashing rock. 878 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,200 I'm. Gonna throw recklessly too, by 879 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,360 the way. Yeah, so 17 to hit this rowing 880 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:12,920 rock. 17 will hit. And then that is. 881 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,080 I have faith I'm going to survive. 882 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,360 Seven throwing rock damages. Including rage. 883 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,320 Yes, including rage. OK, seven throwing rock damage. 884 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,160 And then big hammer damage. Big hammer. 885 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:41,040 A 19 on the die and an 8 on the die. 19 on the die will be a 25 886 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:48,480 to hit another 14 rage damages. OK, 14 damage, it's still still 887 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,520 up but not great. Anything else for Eagle? 888 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,160 That'll be it for Eagle. OK, Eagle, this thing is going 889 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,440 to try to take some chomps out of you, and because you attack 890 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,000 recklessly, it'll do so with advantage. 891 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:06,680 All right, here comes the bite. First 25, the bite. 892 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,880 I keep rolling this combo of a natural 1 and A5. 893 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,560 South one hit. One hit. 894 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:23,680 The bite. The bite I'm rolling 26 points. 895 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,160 Total. Six points total, reduced to 896 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,160 three. Finn, how you doing over? 897 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:36,520 There you know, doing my best to try and keep blood inside of 898 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,920 body. Why don't you? 899 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:44,480 Why don't you tell me what what Finn sees in the the in between? 900 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:50,120 Oh. Man, that world for Finn 901 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:55,400 probably looks like like a snowy landscape at night. 902 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,560 You know, all dark. All you can really see is the 903 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,680 slight image of like the snow falling onto the ground and then 904 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,200 blackness in the further expanse. 905 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:13,080 Are there stars or no stars? They're probably stars, yeah. 906 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:17,160 This Finn is in this dark snowy place and looking around he sees 907 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:24,320 that the light from the stars it's a little more dim. 908 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,360 That's a good sign we're. Going to go to pan this. 909 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,320 He's munching on his little snacks. 910 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,320 You got to stop eating before it's my turn. 911 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,520 Yeah, What kind of snacks did you bring? 912 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,520 Pepperoni pizza combos did. You bring enough for everybody. 913 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,880 Those are the best ones. I try to get the Buffalo blue 914 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,640 cheese ones a lot and then I hate them every time, but I 915 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:50,960 forget that I hate them I suppose. 916 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,160 Never mind, I'm not going to talk about how I eat my combos. 917 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,240 No, go ahead. What does that mean? 918 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,160 I like to crack the sides open and then try to scoop out. 919 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,880 Then I do the same thing, yeah. Oh, but I'm the weird one for 920 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,320 sucking out the inside of Hot Pockets. 921 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,520 I never said you were fine. For that, OK, done that. 922 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,160 You'll have to have a little little pile of pizza roll 923 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,360 corpses. You don't eat, you don't eat the 924 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,160 the skin after. Oh, I do. 925 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,800 I just save them for the end. Yeah, like a freak. 926 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,400 Yeah, like someone who tries to eat the inside of combos. 927 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,000 How is this kelp Drake looking? Yeah. 928 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,720 OK, not great. OK, you imagine if it's anything 929 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,480 like the other one, it'll probably flee soon. 930 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,240 OK, There's only one left. One's dead. 1 is escaped and 931 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,680 this one is not great. I could take the easy, you know, 932 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,880 auto damage or I could try to hit it with a witch bolt. 933 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,960 Or you could save Finn's life. I can't do much to save Finn's 934 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,960 life. OK, all right. 935 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,600 I guess they're just going to let me bleed out then. 936 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,400 There's not much I can do. Much like every man's fantasy, 937 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,520 you bleed out at the. You'll get a. 938 00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:00,000 You'll get a potion or. Oh, I do you want me to do? 939 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,560 That's that's a potion for me. Your witch bolt is gone, right? 940 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,600 I need to end this concentration. 941 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,000 Yes, that's right. Well, I'm already too far away 942 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,120 from you and it would take a whole action to pour it in your 943 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,000 mouth. Remember, you've only moved 25 944 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,360 feet. I moved 30. 945 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,880 You moved 25. Not. 946 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,880 There you go. Now you're. 947 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Now you're one step closer to not being. 948 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,280 There my mistake well. What I'll do is I'll take the 949 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:29,480 easy guaranteed damage and we'll just take the the casting of 950 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,600 Magic Missile there. OK, go ahead and roll your magic 951 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,280 missile for me. Hey, that's pretty good. 952 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,840 That's 12 points of force damage. 953 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,720 Yeah, 12 points of force damage. That's better than last time. 1 954 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:43,800 by 1. I think, yeah. 955 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,480 OK, Another magic missile. 12 points. 956 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,800 This thing is still standing. Anything else for you? 957 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,080 That's. All I get, I'm going to ready 958 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,640 the potion. All right, Eagle go. 959 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,360 Ahead and finish this up for us. Attacking recklessly with the 960 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:07,360 big club. Well, OK, 11 and a 12/18 to hit. 961 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,280 Yeah, 18 to hit. How do you do it? 962 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,360 Same as the other one, just like because it's it seems same as 963 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,600 the other one. It seems like that's working 964 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,560 pretty well. Just like killing a big fish on 965 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,240 the deck, just grabbing it, hitting it on the head with the 966 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:27,680 the mall. Like a gar, Yeah. 967 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,280 Big bonk, 4 points of health left. 968 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,400 Imagine it like writhing all around. 969 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,840 I miss it the first time and just. 970 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,920 Yep, and this kelp Drake is no more. 2 down, 1 escaped, but 971 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,920 we're not out of the woods yet. Is there anything else eagle you 972 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,560 would like to do? I. 973 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,960 Don't really think I have anything that could help. 974 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,480 What stabilizes that An action? It is an action. 975 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,520 I will walk over to our friend Finn. 976 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,120 All right, walk down the Finn. That is my turn. 977 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:16,840 OK, Finn, you are in the snowy landscape of the in Between. 978 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,080 As a bonus action, I throw a rocket Finn. 979 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,800 Try to restart his heart. You're looking up and you're 980 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,480 sort of wandering through the snow, but it's so hard to see 981 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,960 because the light that is provided to you from the heavens 982 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:36,560 themselves is growing dimmer and dimmer by the 2nd, and you are 983 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,960 now in a place of nothing but darkness. 984 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:45,880 You can see your footsteps a step or two in the snow behind 985 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:51,440 you, but otherwise everything else is Black Pan. 986 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,560 I'm going to move over and I'm going to dump the potion in his 987 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,120 mouth. Go. 988 00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:00,440 Ahead and roll that for me. Max 10. 989 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:05,440 That darkness is so oppressive and consuming, and right as it 990 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,360 seems like it's getting ready to trap you in it forever, there is 991 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,360 a bright light and there is a deep Take a deep breath and you 992 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:16,360 are staring at the cloudy sky with Pan standing over you. 993 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,800 You got pan standing over you and then Eagle also like looking 994 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,120 over you over the top of the head. 995 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:27,000 And he has a rock in his hand. He he looks like a six year old 996 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,680 who's about to stomp on an Ant. He's kind of like awkwardly 997 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,440 behind the rock behind his back. And we will step out of 998 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,480 initiative. OK. 999 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:37,840 I think you're good, Eagle. I think he's. 1000 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,400 I think he's fine, though I don't really know what your plan 1001 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,560 with the Rock was. Oh wait, I was. 1002 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,280 I wasn't going to hit him with the rock. 1003 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,200 I was going to try to stabilize him. 1004 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,920 With the rock. No, with my hands. 1005 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,720 So I'm going to put pressure on the wound by putting a rock on 1006 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:57,640 top of it. I have it if it works. 1007 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:05,720 It's not stupid if it works. It's as much as I'd love to take 1008 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,920 some time to lick our wounds. Are there do do we still hear 1009 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,200 screaming? Do we still hear there sounds 1010 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,800 below deck? There are certainly still sounds 1011 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,480 below deck. Yikes, like. 1012 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,320 Panic sounds. Like people asking for help. 1013 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:22,560 Maybe it is silent now. There's still movement down 1014 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,520 there. Let's. 1015 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,360 How is everyone doing? I'm. 1016 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,400 Well, I have less hit points than I just gave you. 1017 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:38,800 Oh. I am a little better than half. 1018 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:45,320 OK, here's what I'm thinking. I can pop some quick cure Wounds 1019 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,400 and then we press on. Yeah, it's good. 1020 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:55,720 Very fortunate that they make a lot of acid attacks because 1021 00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:01,120 something about my ancestry seems to indicate that I'm 1022 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,320 resistant to that kind of stuff. I'm just going to pop everyone. 1023 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:08,360 I'm going to give each person one level 1 Cure Wounds. 1024 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,600 OK. And then we're going to keep, 1025 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,600 keep, keep on keeping on. All right, and let's go. 1026 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,120 First go. For it, whatever. 1027 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,680 All right, let's go around. I'll start with myself and then 1028 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,160 we'll do Eagle, then we'll do Pan. 1029 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:31,960 That is 10 for me. That is 7 for Eagle, that is 4 1030 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,080 for Pan and. What was back to half? 1031 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,600 And that is 3 spell slots down. OK. 1032 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,240 I'm concerned by how little hit points Pan still has to this 1033 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,040 day, but that's a conversation for later. 1034 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,680 How long is a short rest? In this game, I think it's an 1035 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,880 hour. Oh yeah, we don't have time for 1036 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:53,040 that. I. 1037 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,960 Suppose there's still potentially more of these below 1038 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,120 deck. We don't really have that kind 1039 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:57,840 of time. Yeah. 1040 00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,840 No, that's what I'm saying. We were. 1041 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,960 Really, I'm hoping that maybe we've taken care of them all, 1042 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,800 but I don't know. I guess I'm going to go ahead 1043 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,160 and open up this hatch just like lean over and lift. 1044 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,520 It up? Yeah, OK. 1045 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:14,080 You pull open the Hatch, you can see down to the lower deck. 1046 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,920 There's there's a lot of natural light in here because part of 1047 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,320 the side of the ship is missing. And you can see that there is a 1048 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,160 small, it looks like a, a storage compartment or 1049 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,960 something. Maybe if this ship is similar to 1050 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,320 your, the one that you're on at all that has been there's like a 1051 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,440 bunch of stuff that has been put in front of it to barricade it. 1052 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,840 You can hear voices from the inside of it, panicked voices, 1053 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:45,720 people praying for help, people asking for help, people telling 1054 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:49,080 them that help is not coming. There's someone in there who's 1055 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:55,520 like, well, I guess we're dead. Do do I see any of the kelp 1056 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,120 drakes? Give me perception check. 1057 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,320 If it helps, I do have dark vision but. 1058 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,880 I oh, there we go. Well, I know, I know. 1059 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,160 Just making you aware, trying to get anything special. 1060 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:24,760 That is a Nat 20, good Sir 23. Yeah, you see the tail of one of 1061 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,200 these kelp drakes as you pull open this hatch, you can see the 1062 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,400 tail as this thing slips out of the opening in the side of the 1063 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,280 ship and disappears into the water. 1064 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:39,640 OK, looks like one just slipped out the wall. 1065 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,640 The hole. Where is the hole in in relation 1066 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,160 to where we're standing on top of the ship? 1067 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,040 To like the 9:00. Over here, yeah. 1068 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:54,560 And like the bottom hull of the ship, it's, it's, it's there, 1069 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,400 there's water down here. You know, there's, there's a 1070 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,800 couple maybe like a foot or so of water that has spilled in. 1071 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,880 And this thing, as far as you can tell, it seems like it is 1072 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:08,440 went on its way. OK, Yeah, OK, sweet. 1073 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,640 I mean, I guess look for survivors. 1074 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,880 Is anyone anyone hurt? Are you all OK? 1075 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,920 Who's who's there? It's don't, don't listen to 1076 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,400 them. That's one of those creatures. 1077 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,520 It's trying to, it's trying to get you out. 1078 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,560 They can't talk, you idiot. Hello. 1079 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,360 Look that, that's one of them Now you could hear it in his 1080 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,680 voice. They don't. 1081 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,000 They don't speak. Yeah, You hear that? 1082 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,840 They don't speak. No. 1083 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,120 Yes, they do. He's lying. 1084 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,080 Can I go towards the sound of the voices for sure? 1085 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,040 Where? Where are they? 1086 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,600 I assume barricaded up. Somewhere barricaded in like a, 1087 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,120 a storage compartment, basically a bunch of like crates and 1088 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,320 barrels and stuff that have been pulled in the way pushed, you 1089 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,480 know, blocking the I'll. I'll go with him and just. 1090 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,920 Yeah, and then I'd try and reassure them as he's digging 1091 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,680 them out, tell them that it's it's it's safe now. 1092 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,160 We've chased the drakes off. You're free to come out. 1093 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,520 And then this giant troll monster will shove all the stuff 1094 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:10,960 to the side. There, there are three people in 1095 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:15,760 here. There are, there are two adults 1096 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,600 and then there's like one, maybe like teenager, like teenage boy, 1097 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,600 maybe 17 or 18 or something like that. 1098 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,520 And then two adult men. They look to be ship workers. 1099 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,200 OK. And you, you push everything to 1100 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,640 the side and one of them just screams. 1101 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,760 No, no, I am friend. It's. 1102 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,760 Like he's a friend, you idiot. No, they it's shape shifted. 1103 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:41,400 That's what it is. I can only shape, I don't shape 1104 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,560 shift. Like I can only shape shift into 1105 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,440 rock. I I just look like rock. 1106 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,840 Are are any of you hurt? Yes. 1107 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:54,040 And one of them will show you his hand and one of his fingers 1108 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,600 is a little bit inflamed. What I was moving these these 1109 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,560 things, I was, I was trying to save us and I caught a splinter 1110 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,720 in my hand. Yes, I'm not going to use magic 1111 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,960 to heal that. I will use medicine though to 1112 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,240 see if I can sure pull the splinter out give. 1113 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:14,160 Him some ibuprofen to reduce the inflammation. 1114 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,880 How'd you do? I rolled a natural 20. 1115 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,320 You were 23 all. The ones that matter. 1116 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:30,080 You expertly remove the splinter from his hand, leaving no 1117 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,480 debris, and then you carefully wrap it. 1118 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,240 This will surely not get infected ever. 1119 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,080 His fingers blessed. The the other, the the younger 1120 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:46,160 guy, that late teenager is just like, thank you so much for 1121 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,480 stopping. They we we got attacked and 1122 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,520 something happened and we hit the shore. 1123 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,920 Then these creatures came and is. 1124 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:59,120 Is everyone else OK? Seems that you are the only 1125 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,760 ones. Oh no. 1126 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:06,960 What we supposed to do? Maybe you could find work on our 1127 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,560 boat. Right, we came on another 1128 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:14,040 riverboat that should be anchored just slightly upriver 1129 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:17,560 of here. You have another another boat. 1130 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,440 How? How do we get there? 1131 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,440 Do you not have some sort of rowboat? 1132 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,800 I thought there was another small boot on the top on the 1133 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,960 deck. There's there's bodies up there. 1134 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,600 OK. Well, yes. 1135 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,400 I can't see. We can't see those. 1136 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:40,040 Close your eyes then. I'm afraid that you will have 1137 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,200 to. Endure some gruesome 1138 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,720 sightseeing. Why are we so indifferent to 1139 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:48,600 other people's suffering? It seems like you get used to 1140 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:52,000 it. Why are we here? 1141 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,120 I feel like it's a suffer. I feel like their suffering is 1142 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,240 over. Seeing a dead corpse. 1143 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:04,000 It's not much to it. Are those are the? 1144 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,840 Are all those creatures gone? Yes, for a time I would not 1145 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,200 dally. Sweet, we should we should leave 1146 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,680 now to your boat. Well, there are two of them that 1147 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:18,360 we need to cut open and steal the treasures within, OK. 1148 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:22,640 We can, we can get the we can get the boat ready if, if you 1149 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,200 need to do whatever, get the boat ready and it'd be ready in 1150 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,960 just a few minutes. All right, they'll go up to the 1151 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:33,200 deck and they'll start unhooking, untying and setting 1152 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,440 the like the the rowboat. And gather any supplies that you 1153 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:40,640 need from your ship. We can't. 1154 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,880 Well, there's there's six of us all together. 1155 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,280 The boat can't hold much. I can swim. 1156 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:53,200 And swim. Yes, those things are in the 1157 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,360 water. All the better reasons so I can 1158 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,480 keep a lookout. They'll grab one crate of stuff. 1159 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,160 We need to we should try and loot these bad boys before we 1160 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,000 get out of here. You want to slice these things 1161 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000 open. And honestly, if there's 1162 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,280 anything else about you in the ship that we spot, OK, I don't 1163 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,040 think anyone's coming back here. Sure. 1164 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,120 So when you search the I'm not going to make you roll to search 1165 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,840 the the drakes. You can just cut those open. 1166 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:25,480 What you end up finding is you end up finding a collection of 1167 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:30,280 coins and gemstones. You know, a true horde that 1168 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,760 these creatures had been had been keeping. 1169 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:39,560 Let me read the entry that talks about talks about these help 1170 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,880 drakes keep their hordes with them bundled up in seaweed and 1171 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,280 scum. So they have like these little 1172 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,280 packets that they have that are full of all of these things. 1173 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:52,000 And I'm going to say that you can go ahead and collectively 1174 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:57,640 add you killed 2 of them, one got away. 1175 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,480 Let's say that you can get a collection of 250 gold pieces 1176 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:09,520 worth of gems and coins, etcetera, 250 gold to search the 1177 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,840 ship for anything. Whoever is going to do that, I 1178 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,680 would like a perception check. I'm slicing open the driggs so. 1179 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,280 OK, Eagle or Finn? I don't know that I'd be 1180 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:23,800 searching the ship too much like I think I'd be helping them like 1181 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:28,680 put things in the boat and looking out for another. 1182 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:32,560 Sounds like another kelp. Sounds like it's Sounds like 1183 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:35,600 it's Finn. That's not good 8. 1184 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:42,160 Eight You search the ship and you don't really find a whole 1185 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,800 lot, and before you know it, it's time to leave. 1186 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,280 Gotcha. Well, most importantly, we got 1187 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,280 the survivors out of here. Maybe. 1188 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,960 Are you going to reef shark it up again? 1189 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:58,840 Yeah, OK, You can certainly, you can certainly reef shark it up. 1190 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,720 You can get into the rowboat, you 3. 1191 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,000 And then the three survivors of this boat. 1192 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,520 You head downriver and there is the storm. 1193 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:14,080 Snow. It is anchored and Bezik seems 1194 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,000 to be watching with his spyglasses. 1195 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,600 You, you know, get with an eyesight. 1196 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,640 He'll order his men to assist. They'll get the survivors and 1197 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,400 help you guys get on the boat if you need it. 1198 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,440 Any sign of any of these? Drake still. 1199 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:34,440 While you're in the water, give me a a perception check and you 1200 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,640 have blind sight underwater 30 feet. 1201 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:44,640 That is a 22. Yeah, when you're leaving, you 1202 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,960 can certainly tell that there's one like you can see one that's 1203 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:52,320 sort of like away from the ship underwater. 1204 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,200 And then when you start to leave, it'll return to the ship. 1205 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,960 OK. Probably scavenging away 1206 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:04,440 whatever else it can find. We're back on the deck of the 1207 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:11,640 Storms now, and Bezeq will look at all of you, some of you worse 1208 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,160 for wear. You. 1209 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,200 It was a good thing that you did. 1210 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:24,160 Saving these, saving these men, maybe, I don't know, whatever, 1211 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,080 it's fine. Let's get going. 1212 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:29,439 And he looks at the three that you saved. 1213 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,560 You're going to be on this boat. You're going to work. 1214 01:08:33,319 --> 01:08:35,520 And he starts dividing up tasks for them to do. 1215 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,319 We did. It we did it. 1216 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,960 OK. That was interesting. 1217 01:08:43,399 --> 01:08:46,279 We did it, gamers. We did it. 1218 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:50,760 Read it, read it, read it. All right. 1219 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:55,080 Josh is going to be so proud of us. 1220 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,160 If you guys would like to take a short rest, you certainly could. 1221 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,319 Please God. Yeah, please. 1222 01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:06,359 Arcane Recovery Hit die. Short rest. 1223 01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:09,279 How many hit dies do you get back with a long wrist? 1224 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,399 You get half your Max. Half your Max OK so I've been 1225 01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,920 back at full. I will use another hit die I'm. 1226 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,160 Going to recover two first level spell slot. 1227 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,399 You know what? I did not add my Constitution 1228 01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:24,279 modifier to my hit tie earlier. We'll then add it. 1229 01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:28,880 Now I'm going to. I'm going to roll. 1230 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,680 I want to roll two hit die. Do I want? 1231 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,640 To roll a second hit die for four hit points. 1232 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,399 I'm going to roll a second hit diversion. 1233 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,399 You should if you want to. You don't use it, you lose it. 1234 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,479 I guess that's fair. Nice. 1235 01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:47,640 You know what? I'll roll a third. 1236 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,439 Hit that. I am full. 1237 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,640 I am full. I am also full. 1238 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,640 But I only have one hit that left. 1239 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:06,200 I have two spell slots left. I have let me smell slice so I 1240 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:15,200 have left a couple 33. It's more than I'll need right? 1241 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:19,720 I didn't even use the one that I thought I was going to have to 1242 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,600 use. And now we get to hear what 1243 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:25,080 Marwin and Assim were up to while we were out saving these 1244 01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:26,680 sailors. Fishing. 1245 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:33,720 Marwin is snoozing in the stable with all of the livestock. 1246 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,920 They're all like, it's like a it's like a scene out of a 1247 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,240 watercolor children's book illustration of the Bible. 1248 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,040 They're all just happy and laying in the stable but nothing 1249 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,120 bad ever happens. A SIM is still in the hammock 1250 01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:54,880 and he is again loud open mouth snoring to the point. 1251 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,760 Finn, give me a medicine check. Oh no. 1252 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:04,480 Oh God. That's really cocked. 1253 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:11,440 Can we get a semi cpap machine? That is 18. 1254 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,440 Breathe right strips. You diagnose him with sleep 1255 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:16,200 apnea. Oh no, just like real life. 1256 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:21,240 Josh have sleep apnea probably he's probably he's to look into 1257 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,640 a CPAP machine. Kevin gave him 1 he. 1258 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:24,920 Didn't use. It No. 1259 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,080 Someone took it. What? 1260 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,200 Someone stole his CPAP machine. No, not exactly. 1261 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:32,200 It's a long story. Yeah, he's fine. 1262 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,040 He's he's on the ship and he's asleep. 1263 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,720 It was these people really needed a hero and a SIM failed 1264 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:41,960 to do that and that is way worse than having to it. 1265 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,680 Wasn't even a weird happened, Yeah. 1266 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,720 That is way worse than shitting your brains out, so I hope he 1267 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,400 can live with that. He's. 1268 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,760 Just so easy. He's had a rough day. 1269 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,800 He needs, he needs to rest. We. 1270 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,000 Hi y'all, I just got off work I'm tired. 1271 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,240 Anything. Anything that happens for the 1272 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:01,360 rest of today, any conversations that we need to do, any prep 1273 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,480 anyone wants to do. Yeah, I think it's mostly 1274 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:07,040 resting and hoping nothing else happens today. 1275 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,520 You knew that you had two days of travel left. 1276 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,280 Yeah. And this is day. 1277 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:16,560 This finishes the end of of day one of that of those days, the 1278 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:17,080 travel. Days. 1279 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:20,640 One day left. Who's who's, How are we doing? 1280 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:24,360 Watch. I'll take first watch. 1281 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,560 I was gonna. Say we can split it up again 1282 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:27,600 like we did last. Yeah, I'll say. 1283 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:31,120 I'm gonna give whoever takes first watch my vial of sunlight 1284 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:33,240 that way. OK, It'll be there. 1285 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,840 Yeah. And we'll just pass it off as we 1286 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,000 go. So who wants to take the first 1287 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,200 Finn? Yeah, I got it. 1288 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,880 You do your watch. I think we shared the first last 1289 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,120 time. I think so. 1290 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,400 You do your watch and everything's fine. 1291 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,280 OK, Don't notice anything. You're watching the watching, 1292 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,160 especially around the water for any more of those drakes. 1293 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,960 You certainly get the the, the feeling that they're scavengers, 1294 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,160 so they're. Looking for easy. 1295 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,600 Prey. Yeah, they would probably not 1296 01:12:56,600 --> 01:13:00,600 attack your ship at this point. Eagle, You do in second. 1297 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,760 Sure, we'll say. We'll say Marilyn will do 1298 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,600 second. Have a vital sunlight, Marilyn. 1299 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,760 Thanks, I eat grubs and wood. You got to crack it like a glow 1300 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,480 stick. Snap. 1301 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,200 At the end of Marilyn's watch, she will hand it over to a SIM. 1302 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,600 SIM does OK, he'll hand it over to Eagle. 1303 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:31,560 I hand it over to Eagle. Oh eagle, your watch goes OK, no 1304 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:37,240 issues I. Did not see anything so sweet 1305 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,040 that's so funny. I roll for random encounters and 1306 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:46,560 I rolled sub 10 for everybody except for Pan of course. 1307 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:51,400 Here is your light bottle back. Thanks, Unused. 1308 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,960 That's great. I just imagine it's the light of 1309 01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,440 a Lindell. Yeah, yeah, Michael Lindell. 1310 01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,200 Michael No. My Pillow Corporation. 1311 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,400 I would not take that sponsorship. 1312 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:07,120 No, you so Pan. You're doing your watch. 1313 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:11,720 You are very keenly aware of the dangers that are in this water, 1314 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,920 not only because of your first encounter with these rasalcas, 1315 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:21,240 but also these these drakes. Well, hang on, if if I'm doing 1316 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:25,480 last watch, does that mean that I have finished a long rest? 1317 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:28,320 Sure. OK, cool. 1318 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,960 Yeah, I'm fine with that. Cool. 1319 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:33,960 Spell slots back. Kind of burn them all on the 1320 01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:37,200 GOT. 26 hit points and he's really he's a real sucker for 1321 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,160 those spell slots. Did we take a long rest? 1322 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,880 Can I get my spells back? Please. 1323 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:47,400 I'm nothing without them. I need to reduce. 1324 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,280 And Pan remind me you have dark vision. 1325 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,520 Yes, I do. OK, could you please roll me a 1326 01:14:52,520 --> 01:15:02,440 perception? Check Sure sure 15. 15 as the 1327 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:06,760 ship is going along the bank or going along the river next to 1328 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:10,320 the bank, you know, it's sort of actually it's not against the 1329 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,720 bank. Let me let me back up it. 1330 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,200 It they move back to where they were. 1331 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,600 They they don't need to travel on the side anymore. 1332 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,680 That's a little too dangerous traveling down the river. 1333 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:25,960 And with a 15, you can see maybe a hundred 150 feet in front of 1334 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:31,400 you that there are these sort of like long shapes that are 1335 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:36,560 floating in the water. And as you get a little bit 1336 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:40,560 closer, you can see what these are with your dark vision. 1337 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:52,200 You would probably, you know, give me a nature check roll 1338 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:59,360 above like a 7/20/20. This is a log jam. 1339 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,080 What is that? What is a log? 1340 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,960 Jam in real life, What is that? Think of it like a dam. 1341 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,880 Do I know of any creatures that build those? 1342 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,760 Didn't log jam in the porn from Biklbowski? 1343 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:19,040 I think you might be right. A log jam is a crowded mass of 1344 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:22,520 logs blocking a river. OK, what you see is a bunch of 1345 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:27,920 trees have been felled and are floating sort of here and there 1346 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:33,520 are enough of them that are blocking the the the rest of the 1347 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,800 rest of the trip. You would know that this this 1348 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,760 can be a naturally occurring phenomenon. 1349 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:48,800 OK, then what I would probably do is find I, I suppose I'd find 1350 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,760 the captain. Captain Bezik. 1351 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:56,440 As you go to step away to find Bezik, you'll hear a voice. 1352 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:02,640 Hey, Kit. Hey, you up there on the boat? 1353 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:06,160 Yeah. Where's it coming from? 1354 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:11,560 You look into the log jam and you sort of like squint and you 1355 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:17,600 can see a creature and that creature looks something like 1356 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,320 this. What in the fuck is that? 1357 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:21,880 Can you please describe this for us? 1358 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:30,720 Looks like some kind of strange. Gnomish. 1359 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:33,680 Trollish. Is that like their rendition of 1360 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,640 like? A red cap. 1361 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:38,960 Kind of the kind of thing with a it's got a long green beard that 1362 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,760 appears to be made out of like leaves. 1363 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,720 At some point. It's wearing these straw shoes. 1364 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:49,200 It's got a bunch of mushrooms growing off the top of its head. 1365 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,560 A mushroom cap, if you will. A mushroom cap if you would, and 1366 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:57,680 it's got these long red claw like fingernails and a long bent 1367 01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,600 down nose. You could give me a history 1368 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,800 check if you'd like to see if you know what this is. 1369 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,000 I'm rolling fucking rocks 24. Killing it. 1370 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,840 This is like a strange crossbreed of a gnome and a 1371 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,600 troll. As you said, long greenish beard 1372 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:17,440 and hair. It's hide is like a PD amber 1373 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:23,320 color and it has this vaguely sort of fungal aroma in the air. 1374 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:26,840 You would know that this is a creature known as a Moss lurker. 1375 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:31,000 Where can I see it's coming from? 1376 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,480 Like where the log jam is? Yep. 1377 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:37,200 Can I help you? I just, I just see you're up on 1378 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,400 that boat. Yep. 1379 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:43,280 Boat doll by yourself? You got any friends up there? 1380 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,560 Yeah, I have so many friends. So many friends. 1381 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,640 Yeah, there's got to be 30 people on this ship. 1382 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,920 Well then get them all to throw in some coins because you're 1383 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,400 going to have to pay to get past the toll. 1384 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,480 How much is the toll? Well. 1385 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,000 Got to pay have. To pay troll toll. 1386 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:11,520 To get into. Not it's not much but a few 1387 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:15,560 coins, 55 gold. Is it enough for me to move the 1388 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:19,840 logs and let you through? OK, here's 5 gold. 1389 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:25,800 The creature like hops out onto the logs and you can see that 1390 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,240 just like this picture, its feet are wrapped in like grasses 1391 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,560 instead of, you know, regular shoes. 1392 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:36,400 And it, it is a, it is a small creature and it hops over as the 1393 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:41,880 boat gets a little closer and will take like a really big jump 1394 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:45,320 and jump on the deck of the ship and it's like standing right in 1395 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,600 front of you all. Right. 1396 01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:49,240 Well, here's your gold. He puts out his hand, these long 1397 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:55,200 red nails and he takes the gold and he looks at it in his hand. 1398 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,000 And you can see now that like he's right here his face, you 1399 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,640 see his eyes are just all white and his teeth are like long and 1400 01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,000 gnarled. Thanks. 1401 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:07,160 Thanks for the coins here. And he reaches into his little 1402 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:14,280 side bag and he will pull out. A receipt, you know, you guys 1403 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,120 got to keep books of the transactions. 1404 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:21,480 He pulls out this little almost looks like a confectionery, like 1405 01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:25,320 a little a little muffin. You should eat that. 1406 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,720 Yeah, I should. A little like muffin type thing. 1407 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,800 These are this is what you get too. 1408 01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,960 You pay the toll and you get to go across and you get, you get a 1409 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,880 little quiche. Oh, OK. 1410 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,240 You like quiche? Sure. 1411 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,360 What's this made of? I made it myself. 1412 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,400 It's all yours. What's it? 1413 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:48,560 Made of he Pats you on like the side of the thigh the outside of 1414 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:52,560 the thigh and you can feel like the the nails as they they tap 1415 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,800 and then he hops back onto the logs and the logs start to like 1416 01:20:57,040 --> 01:21:04,200 move to the side with your your history role on these these are 1417 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:08,720 not magical creatures yeah the idea that he has the ability to 1418 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:13,840 move these logs doesn't make any sense sure but the logs move to 1419 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:17,280 the side nonetheless and the boat starts to move through I'm. 1420 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,440 Going to eat the quiche he's. Down in the quiche right away. 1421 01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:25,480 In the quiche you look, it's breakfast time. 1422 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:29,800 You look at the quiche, you have another hour or so before the 1423 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:33,080 sun comes up. But the the light is just, you 1424 01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:36,800 know, there's a little little bit of pink, a little bit of 1425 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:40,480 purple actually, as the sun is coming over and you pop the 1426 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,480 quiche and I need you to give me a con save. 1427 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:46,400 Sure, sure. Three. 1428 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:51,080 You eat the quiche given to you by this Moss lurker. 1429 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:55,160 Sure. And we'll see you next time. 1430 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,840 So it's not good or I just throw up? 1431 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:03,080 It's delicious. I can just throw up or I can, 1432 01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:05,360 you know now. I can be a Moss lurker now.