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Hey everybody, it's Chris. 
I was just going through my To 

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Do List and I feel like I'm 
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Hmm. 
What could it be? 

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It really helps in getting the 
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Until next time, enjoy the 
episode. 

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Is 2026 the year that it finally
ends the world, I mean. 

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A really heavy topic to open 
with. 

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Well, we've been. 
God, I fucking hope so. 

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You know, the Mayan calendar 
said 2012. 

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Do you guys remember? 
I mean, 2012 is like our age 

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group. 
Maybe John Michael is a little 

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bit out of that loop, but 2012 
was like our age group's version

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of Y2K. 
Yeah, right. 

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I think Y2K was my age group's 
version of Y2K. 

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Yeah, old. 
You know, I was like I was a 

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child and I didn't understand 
that. 

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I mean, you were too though. 
I was a child, yeah. 

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Yeah. 
I was 13. 

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OK. 
But you were 13. 

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Yeah. 
You were more cognizant of all 

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that stuff than I was when I was
seven. 

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Yeah. 
And then we had 2012, which, I 

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mean, was crazy if you guys 
think about. 

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I mean, that was 14 years ago, 
right? 

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But like, people were 
legitimately losing their minds.

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They made movies about how the 
world was going to end. 

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More than one, which is wild. 
Right. 

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And none of them were good. 
Yeah, they're all bad. 

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I think one of them had the rock
in it. 

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Yeah, yeah, I remember that. 
But you know, since 2012, 

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there's been sort of like these 
bits and pieces of the world is 

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going to end this year or this 
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culturally significant as Y2K or
2012. 

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We could start or we could start
a new one right now. 

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Start our own doomsday cult. 
Yeah. 

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OK. 
October 14th, 2026. 

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That's. 
My birthday, Is it really? 

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That's the day the world. 
That's also the end of the 

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world, so hopefully she has a 
good birthday before. 

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Isn't that also? 
Never mind, we'll keep that. 

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Go on. 
No, it's isn't like a national 

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holiday day or whatever. 
October 14th, yeah. 

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What would that be a holiday 
for? 

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I don't know John Michael's 
mom's birthday. 

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Oh, yeah. 
OK, Yeah. 

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OK, well, I mean, maybe it's 
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the year at all ends. 
Wes, I see you looking up 

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something over there. 
Is 10 Is 1014 something 

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important? 
No, I was just looking up 

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October 14th a. 
Little I bet there's I don't 

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know. 
I mean, I'm not really seeing 

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anything. 
What'd you find? 

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He. 
Found it. 

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Look, look. 
He found it, guys. 

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There's a a page from 
whitehouse.co that they're 

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making October 14th the National
Day of Remembrance for Charlie 

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Kirk. 
Oh, OK, October 14th. 

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According to Google, AI is also 
recognized as World Standards 

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Day and features various other 
observances like National 

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Dessert Day and National I Love 
You Day. 

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And historically, it's marked 
significant events like the 1066

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Battle of Hastings, the 1912 
shooting of Theodore Roosevelt, 

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and the 1947 breaking of the 
sound barrier by Chuck Yeager. 

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People on this day are Libras 
and notable figures include 

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Ralph Lauren and Usher. 
No way. 

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Your mom and Usher share a 
birthday? 

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That's crazy. 
Look at that. 

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Usher, Usher. 
I love his shirts. 

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Usher. 
OK, well, you know, if if I 

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mean, OK, maybe it won't, 
whatever, that's fine. 

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I just, I guess we won't start a
doomsday cult. 

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You can't. 
Start a doom. 

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No, it's. 
Fine, it's fine. 

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You guys are just, you guys are 
just doing it to be nice. 

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Now it's it's, it's lost its 
magic. 

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Let's just move on. 
There is that cool one last year

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where a bunch of people thought 
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so they like sold a bunch of 
shit and then they didn't get 

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raptured and then they were 
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their money and sold everything 
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That's true, I forgot about the 
TikTok rapture. 

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So that was that was kind of 
cool. 

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That's cool. 
I got a really good deal on ATV.

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Did you really? 
No, but it'd be funny if I did. 

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Yeah, I bought someone's whole 
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the door the next day. 
I'm like, oh, we could get 

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raptured. 
Anyway, I already have the deed.

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It has been notarized. 
Thing I wish that were me 

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fucking rapture house. 
Yeah, well, don't worry, the 

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housing market will crash. 
Soon, if somebody if the rapture

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happens and people in the house 
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down like if they died or does 
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Rapture. 
A miracle. 

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Have in there, Nick. 
This goes up. 

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Rapture. 
You don't. 

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You don't die during the 
Rapture. 

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I'm just saying like, does the 
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died? 
How does a rapture work? 

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Is this like a like you always 
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Wes, I hate to tell you but I 
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local expert in rapture physics.
But like a lot of people, like 

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depicted as like people just 
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Naked. 
Sure, they lose all their 

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clothes. 
If I'm if someone's inside a 

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house, are they not going to be 
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Is the ceiling going to block? 
It no, I think they would just 

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go through the yeah. 
Through the ceiling. 

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Yeah, you're in corporeal. 
That's why your clothes fall. 

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Off what if you're like in one 
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apartment buildings that has a 
bunch of stories there, you're 

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just going to have naked people 
floating through your floors. 

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Unless you're on the ground 
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How crazy you think it'll be 
when like everyone gets raptured

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and then the freaks are left 
behind and there's some some 

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dude out there sniffing people's
socks. 

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I mean. 
What? 

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What do raptured people smell 
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Bad. 
Probably nothing, right? 

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It's just whatever. 
Just whatever their clothing 

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smelled like before they before 
they went. 

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Yeah, probably. 
I don't like it you. 

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Don't want to smell a bunch of 
raptured socks? 

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I was kind of thinking like 
vanilla extract scent. 

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Beaver Butthole, Yeah. 
OK. 

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Do I want to pour some gasoline 
on on this by asking a follow 

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up? 
Question. 

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Go ahead and ask your follow up 
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If all of the people that think 
they're going to get raptured 

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got raptured, do you think the 
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place afterwards? 
Better. 

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Yeah, I think it's better. 
At least I won't have to hear 

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about it anymore. 
I don't. 

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Know wait, wait, all the people 
that actually would get. 

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Raptured. 
No, All the people that thought 

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they were going to get raptured.
Oh yeah, better. 

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But but I said if the people who
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raptured did get raptured, yes, 
OK, OK, I understand. 

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And inversely, I think all of 
the people, I don't know, that's

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a strong position to take, but 
if only the people that got 

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raptured, that actually would 
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think it would be a negative. 
Does that make sense? 

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Yeah, the good people. 
Yeah, yeah, like the actual true

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Christians. 
If they all got raptured, I 

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think it might be an actual 
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Chris, your thoughts? 
Go ahead, Chris. 

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Just put it all out there. 
Fucking let them, man. 

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Well, just let them get sucked 
off. 

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Yeah, we. 
Are get sucked off. 

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We are 1. 
Let's see if there's if there's 

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12 months in a year and there's 
5254 weeks in a year 50. 

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Two weeks in a year. 52 weeks in
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is the what is that fraction 250
Twenty 2120. 

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Six. 
Oh my God, you were saying so 

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total numbers, right? 
Now is it 1? 

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Is it? 
2 out of 52. 2 out of 52 or. 

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One out of 20. 
Six, yeah. 

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So we are 126th finished with 
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So just a little over 4%. 
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How's everyone feeling about 
their progress so far? 

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Yeah, ever. 
Making a year ever making good 

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progress on their New Year's 
resolutions. 

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I didn't make any New Year's 
resolutions. 

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Well, that was the time making 
right now. 

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Lock one in, it's not too late. 
What's your resolution right 

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now? 
No pressure, just say it in the 

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open, whatever you think of 
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Time I'll be dead by 2027. 
There you go. 

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All right, well, if the world 
ends, sorry, fuck you. 

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Going to come in here on like 
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And shoot me, yeah. 
On Christmas, shoot, you make 

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sure you don't get it. 
Make sure you don't make it. 

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Yeah, we're going to get 
together for a special Christmas

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recording episode, and there's 
going to be a glass of Kool-aid 

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with all of your names on it. 
Right. 

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It was, you know, slavery. 
Yeah, also, I'm going to give 

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everyone robes that day and 
they're all going to match. 

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Don't worry about it, it's all. 
We're matching track suits. 

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Yeah, Adidas tracks. 
Oh yeah. 

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We look like Belarusian 
mobsters, yeah. 

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Question I was going to ask the 
creep. 

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Go ahead. 
I don't think I should I. 

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Mean you're already here. 
It's not appropriate for this 

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conversation. 
Is it not? 

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Is. 
There what? 

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I'm so curious I. 
Understand you've been on like 4

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episodes. 
There are like 2 episodes, but 

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there's there's a lot of lines 
that we've crossed. 

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It's OK though, if you don't 
want to bring it up, you can 

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always think about it. 
We can talk about it later. 

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I mean you guys can just remove 
it in post if you want. 

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Yeah, but that depends on quick.
Request the Social Security 

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number. 
Do not. 

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Again, you. 
Didn't. 

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Get it the first time, go. 
Ahead and say it one more time, 

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Chris. 
No. 

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No. 
It just has it it. 

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Wes talking about shooting me on
December 25th just makes me 

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think about it a little bit. 
Are you gonna shoot Santa? 

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No, no, I'm just. 
About death. 

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Watch out Rudolph, Here comes 
308. 

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But. 
Go and write down that 

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timestamp. 
I am just gonna cut it out, 

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okay? 
Yeah, let's. 

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Give it some silence. 
Also, no one makes them Mikes 

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Peak quite like Chris does. 
No. 

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Are you talking about Bunny? 
No. 

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OK, anyways, it's, it's instead 
of, instead of New Year's 

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resolution. 
I mean, what is a New Year's 

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resolution? 
A New Year's resolution is a 

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sort of an internal or maybe 
external promise or goal you 

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would like to achieve to, to 
better yourself in some way. 

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Can we agree? 
That's basically. 

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I mean, that's what it is. 
Sure, that's roughly what it is.

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That's roughly what it is. 
It means a little bit different 

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for everyone else, but that's 
that's the basis here. 

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But instead of thinking about 
something you want to do to you 

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better yourself, why don't you 
think about something you could 

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do to better your community? 
I've really thought you were 

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about to say, let's think of 
something we could do this year 

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to make ourselves worse. 
We're going to, we're going to, 

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we're going to drop all of our 
Pathfinder games and we're just 

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going to play 2014 core D&D. 
You know, I'd rather not do 

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that. 
We don't have to do. 

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That we're only going to play 
with the Players Handbook and 

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the Dungeon Masters. 
Just the players handbook I 

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believe. 
Not even a Monster Manual? 

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Nope. 
Oh no. 

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I'm sorry that we can still have
fun. 

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I don't want to do that, Yeah. 
I don't want to do that. 

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Not even Xanathars? 
Nope. 

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Natashas. 
Nope. 

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So how about everyone gets to 
pick their one extra book 

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besides the Player's Handbook? 
Oh, so you mean just like a 

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adventurously? 
Nope, yeah, yeah, Nope. 

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No, because I'm picking, I'm 
picking Xanathars. 

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Yeah, but only you can use 
Xanathars and then I can't pick 

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xanathars. 
Yeah, and then you have to own a

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copy of the book. 
Sucks to suck you. 

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Do have to own a physical? 
Copy of the book I do. 

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Too bad I'm going to throw it 
away when you bring it here. 

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Man, I think I own a copy of 
every book up until the OGL all.

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Right, just quick glazing 
Wizards. 

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But no, no. 
So, I mean, you know, my news 

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resolution, which isn't a 
resolution, is just something 

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fun that I'm doing. 
Shortly after this episode 

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drops, which will be seeing all 
three extended cut Lord of the 

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Rings in theaters back-to-back 
to back three days. 

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What are you doing? 
Next this weekend. 

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This coming weekend. 
This coming weekend when this 

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episode is released, yes. 
Oh, OK, wait, so. 

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So Friday I'm going to see the 
fellowship. 

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This this. 
Saturday I'm going to see two 

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towers date because. 
I'm real confused at the moment.

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Because, well, the date, the 
day. 

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The day when the episode comes 
out. 

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What day is this episode? 
Coming today, January 14th. 

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So in yes. 
Yeah, this weekend. 

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Really calling your shot, Megan 
Jury. 

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Everything is recorded and 
edited in time. 

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No, he'll have it. 
Oh please. 

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He'll have. 
He'll have at least one and then

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I'll forget to upload it. 
I have to upload it the next 

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day. 
Yeah, Friday's the Fellowship, 

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Saturday's The Two Towers, and 
then Sunday's Return of the 

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King. 
I mean, I saw the originals in 

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the movie. 
Theater. 

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This is for the 25th 
anniversary. 

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Oh, and I I guess it's the 
extended the whatever the fuck 

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all the. 
Is our local movie theater 

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playing? 
A lot of them are, yeah. 

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I will not be here for it, but 
yeah. 

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Did not know that dude. 
Yeah. 

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Hopefully it's a lot of fun. 
You're paying one ticket price 

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or do. 
You buy three tickets, you got 

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to buy three separate tickets. 
I mean, I've seen them all, 

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yeah, and I've also seen them 
all in theaters, but never. 

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I've never seen one in theaters.
Same. 

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I I watched them all as they 
came out. 

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Well I was 12, I watched 
Fellowship of the Rings at my 

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grandparents house on their big 
giant box TV. 

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Nice. 
My mom had the extended edition 

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DVDs. 
You know what what the original 

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trilogy lacked a lot of, though.
Tom Bombadil. 

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No, besides that, what it really
lacked is there weren't enough 

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scenes in those movies that were
on boats. 

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There really weren't. 
But you know what does have a 

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lot of boat scenes? 
This game that we're playing 

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now. 
I don't know why you're looking 

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like your screen like that. 
That's a good transition. 

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I mean, it was a Segway for 
sure. 

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It's a great Segway. 
It is one of the Segways of all 

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time. 
Yeah, it is probably the Segway 

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of today. 
All right, that's fine. 

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Whatever. 
I had to think about. 

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It you guys write the fucking 
script then. 

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There's no. 
There's no script. 

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There's no script. 
If there was a script it would 

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be much better. 
Ouch. 

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What is Jesus Christ? 
The whole show would be much 

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better. 
I feel like you have a lot of 

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faith in our script writing 
ability. 

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I could write a script. 
All right. 

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OK. 
All right, go ahead. 

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Wes Wes has written the script. 
He wrote a screenplay, wrote it,

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that's. 
The same. 

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That's the same thing. 
It's not the same. 

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Those are different. 
The same thing. 

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Only one person ever read. 
Yeah, I wanted to read it, but 

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then threw away my opportunity. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, I read it, Wes. 
Two. 

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Let me two. 
People read it, who read it. 

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I read it. 
Oh, I guess, I mean, I guess I 

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read the one I wrote. 
That's what you're. 

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Saying yeah, two people read it.
And then also the guy that I 

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sent it to on Reddit. 
Just just send it to someone on 

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Reddit. 
Yeah, I send all your 

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backstories to people on Reddit,
Do you? 

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Just yeah, post them on R slash 
TTRPG. 

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No, I just, does this suck? 
No, I just find like I find 

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random users and unrelated 
discord or server subreddits and

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I'll just private message them 
and be like, hey, check out this

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guy's back story. 
And then they'll be like who are

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you or why are you sending me 
this? 

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And or maybe they really read it
and enjoy it, I don't know. 

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That would be crazy if it were 
true. 

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00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,040
There is somebody that I send 
some back stories to on discord 

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when I'm talking shit about my 
players in my in person games 

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and I'm like wow, read this load
of shit, this is what he sent me

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and then we laugh about it. 
Have you ever made fun of my 

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back story before? 
Oh yeah, all the time. 

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That hurts my feelings a little.
Hey, well, you know what? 

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Happy New Year, all right 
anyways. 

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Sorry, I feel like that back 
story was probably the one that 

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I put the most effort into of 
all the ones I've given to you. 

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00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,360
Yeah. 
It took you 8 months. 

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00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,640
Yeah, it took, it took a while, 
but I think it was a good 

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product. 
I think we, I think we played 

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for four months before you 
finally gave it to me. 

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00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,400
No, I I don't think it. 
I think it. 

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I'd have to go back and look. 
I think we played like a session

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or two, but I think I got it to 
you still early. 

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You wrote a screenplay for one 
of your players backstories or 

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your character's backstories. 
Yeah, Lane, Lane Killian. 

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Interesting. 
Star Finder Famous star Finder. 

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Yeah, so anyways, we're on this 
boat. 

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And. 
And we're looking for the Spear 

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Maidens of Hope. 
And it's going fast and no OK, 

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nevermind. 
Got a nautical theme? 

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Pashmina Afghan. 
There you go. 

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Yeah, we're on this boat. 
We're on Captain Bezeq's boat 

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is. 
They don't remember what the 

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name of the boat is. 
The storm, snow, the. 

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00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,960
Storm snow, I don't think I've 
messed it up one time. 

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00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,480
I don't think so pretty. 
I know in my head I have. 

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00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,440
All the time, yeah, but we're 
all we're on old Captain Bezeq's

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boat. 
Oh no, we hit a reef. 

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00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,040
Captain, we're we've, we've run 
aground. 

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00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,119
We're. 
Taking on water. 

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We're on Captain Bezik's boat 
and got old Captain Bezik. 

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00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:33,880
That's cool. 
We got Finn, we got Pan, we got 

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Marwin and a SIM. 
We got this new friend Eagle. 

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We got Bronson. 
Bronson the donkey. 

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Bronson the donkey. 
Who else do we have? 

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For the life of me, I can't 
remember you. 

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00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,080
Don't remember Xenopuff and the 
Fluffinator. 

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00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,520
Oh, yeah, they're here. 
Who's Bronson's? 

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00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,040
Alfred. 
Alfred, Thank you. 

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00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,880
And then you already mentioned 
Captain Besik I. 

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Did mention Captain Besik. 
That's right, everyone's here 

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and we left off last time. 
We're we're transitioning from 

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that next morning. 
This is the night or the morning

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after. 
Pandemonium hopefully scared 

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away the water spirits with his 
vial of sunlight. 

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We hope. 
That's the thing that happened. 

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00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:27,800
So that morning we open up the 
scene to the deck of the ship. 

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The riverboat Marowin is 
brushing Bronson's fur, hair, 

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whatever you want to call it, on
a donkey. 

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A SIM is trying his hand at 
fishing. 

388
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,840
He's not doing. 
Let's see how he's doing. 

389
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,120
You ever hold him a survival 
check? 

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00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,440
He's doing pretty good. 
He's caught enough fish that 

391
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some of the crew are are 
starting to like hang them out 

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so they can dry. 
What about you guys? 

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What are you doing? 
I imagine the eagle is somewhere

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on one of the either the the bow
or the rear of the boat and he's

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feeding birds like seabirds and 
things and you just see like a 

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small amount of seabirds around 
him, like gulls. 

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00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,800
OK, he's just standing. 
Is he like standing perfectly 

398
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still and they have no idea? 
I think he is standing still, 

399
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,880
but like he's just got his hands
out kind of feeding them, OK. 

400
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,520
Why don't you roll me? 
Why don't you roll me an animal 

401
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,000
handling check? 
I can do that. 

402
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,200
Probably pretty good there, 
right? 

403
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,920
Would you believe that his bonus
is not a 0? 

404
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,040
Yeah, I would, yeah. 
We've talked about this before, 

405
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,960
but John Michael uses the 
tiniest dice known to man. 21. 

406
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,880
He uses legitimate dice for 
ants. 

407
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,240
No that that die would be huge 
for an Ant. 

408
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,320
No, not really. 
That that die is easily the size

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of four ants. 
He has his dice box, his dice, 

410
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,120
and his magnifying glass so he 
can read what they are. 

411
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Depends on the Ant. 
How'd you do? 

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00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,360
It's a 21 there. 
A 21 that is a that is a great 

413
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success. 
Great success. 

414
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,760
It's a great success. 
You have a a handful of birds 

415
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and they're probably not sea 
birds because you guys are on a 

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river. 
Oh, that's right. 

417
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,160
Yeah, we're a. 
River bird, Yeah. 

418
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,320
But they're, yeah, they're, 
they're local birds. 

419
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Local birds and birds, local 
birds from the nearby forests 

420
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that have flown over in our It's
kind of like when you go to the 

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zoo and you feed the little 
honey nectar birds. 

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Literally my the maybe the best 
thing that's ever happened to 

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me, yeah. 
They're just perched on you and 

424
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they're just pecking away at the
little bits of food that you're 

425
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offering to them. 
Having a great time, Finn, what 

426
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:58,080
about you? 
I guess it's kind of like a 

427
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:03,680
weird experience for Fink's. 
Like he was raised really in a 

428
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:09,440
society that values. 
I don't know. 

429
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,880
I want to put this with like 
they have a strong infinite on 

430
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emphasis on their seafaring 
capabilities. 

431
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:23,160
And he was kind of raised to 
kind of inherit that legacy, but

432
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kind of broke away from it. 
So I think he's trying to help 

433
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out some wherever the crew needs
an extra hand. 

434
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,480
But I do think it is kind of 
like a surreal experience for 

435
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,680
him being in this environment 
again. 

436
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,920
Is this something that he did or
experienced as like a child? 

437
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,240
Yeah. 
So like he, he would have been 

438
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,560
I, I guess probably his father 
or his older brother would have 

439
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like brought him in when he was 
young to kind of learn these 

440
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things and like the expectation 
that he would join a crew and 

441
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like eventually even become 
potentially become a Reaver 

442
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,120
just. 
Didn't take to it though. 

443
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,800
No, it was not the life for 
Finn. 

444
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,680
OK, so Finn is up with some of 
the other crew helping. 

445
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,400
Just general, you know ongoings 
for the for the boat, right? 

446
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,520
Once you are, you're not 
proficient in water vehicles, 

447
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:20,880
are you? 
I I am OK or am I? 

448
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,600
Hold on. 
We can check this really easy. 

449
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,800
Efficiencies. 
You are not I'm. 

450
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,440
Not OK. 
Go ahead and give me a survival 

451
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,240
check. 
I guess that could be it's a 

452
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,200
wisdom. 
It's just a wisdom check 

453
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,120
straight. 
Wisdom. 

454
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,200
Yeah, 'cause you would add your 
proficiency bonus if you were 

455
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:48,760
proficient. 1717 That's, that's 
pretty good. 

456
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,200
You're remembering a lot of the 
things that you learned as a 

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00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:59,640
child and not unlike riding a 
bike, some, you know, tying the 

458
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,880
knots, preparing the the sails, 
you know, inspecting the ship, 

459
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,400
things like that. 
All are slowly but surely coming

460
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,960
back to you, and maybe there's a
moment where you're doing really

461
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:16,440
well and you kind of think about
what could have been if you had 

462
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,480
taken a different path, but 
instead here you are. 

463
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,720
What about pan? 
Pan is probably going to be 

464
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,760
well. 
Where did where did I encounter 

465
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,760
that water spirit? 
Was that the stern or the bow of

466
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,840
the ship? 
What's the front part? 

467
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,240
The bow. 
That's the bow. 

468
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,800
OK, I would probably be sitting 
near the bow kind of looking 

469
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:47,200
back into the water, trying to 
keep an eye on things because 

470
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,280
this is where I last saw it. 
And then when I'm not doing 

471
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,360
that, probably like scribbling 
in my in one of my books. 

472
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,680
Why don't you give me a 
perception check? 

473
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:01,360
Yeah, a little percept. 
As you know, I'm very 

474
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:07,600
perceptive. 
I got an 18. 18 What's What's 

475
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,160
we? 
Is this the Is this the new year

476
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,000
everyone's going to roll? 
Well, no, that's, I mean just 

477
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,520
for that one perhaps. 
You watch the waters very 

478
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:21,200
carefully and you aside from 
like the occasional fish or 

479
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,600
creature on like the shores of 
the river, you don't see 

480
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,280
anything out of the ordinary, 
anything that's concerning to 

481
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,160
you. 
And you certainly don't see 

482
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,760
these water spirits, these 
salcas that you had seen the 

483
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,120
night before. 
Perhaps your perhaps your 

484
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,760
sunlight was enough. 
How wide is this river? 

485
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:49,760
Probably about the bigger parts 
are probably close to like 60 or

486
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,960
70 feet wide there. 
You know, it's not a perfect 

487
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,080
straight. 
There's some parts that are a 

488
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,240
little more narrow, a little 
bigger, but I want to say about 

489
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,600
60 feet. 
OK. 

490
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,680
You guys are, you know, on sort 
of the, you'd be on the right 

491
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,680
side of the river. 
So you're, you're, you're closer

492
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,720
to the, to the right bank than 
the Left Bank or the, the wet, 

493
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,200
you're closer to the West Bank 
than the east bank. 

494
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,880
All right. 
And as you're as you're at the 

495
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,960
bow of the ship and you're 
writing in your book and looking

496
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:28,520
over the side, Alfred will just 
sort of appear next to you. 

497
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,120
You don't even hear him approach
until you hear his voice. 

498
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,800
What are you writing in your 
book, Pan? 

499
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,200
Oh, I'm trying to work on some 
new spells. 

500
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,600
New spells? 
How does that process work for 

501
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,920
you? 
Well, Alfred, it's kind of, it's

502
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:56,680
kind of difficult. 
I don't have this super amazing 

503
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:02,520
grasp on how the, the arcane 
sigils of, of, of traditional 

504
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,280
magic work. 
So I kind of had to feel it out 

505
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,280
and it doesn't feel all right. 
I go back and scribble it up and

506
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,480
try it again. 
That's why so many things can 

507
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,960
happen when I when I cast 
spells, especially when they're 

508
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,640
not the of the traditional 
schools of magic. 

509
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,080
Do you have some sort of 
learning disability? 

510
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:33,040
I don't, I don't think. 
So why? 

511
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,400
Why do you I've? 
I've seen many spell books, but 

512
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:43,880
yours looks very different. 
I, I don't know, I, I magic it. 

513
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,160
It's not something that I can 
read very well. 

514
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,240
Like there's plenty of books out
there to learn to read magic, 

515
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,880
but it's I can't quite get it. 
I can't see. 

516
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,800
I can't see how it should work 
in my head. 

517
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,840
I suppose that just makes you 
unique. 

518
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,400
Sometimes I think it makes me 
more of a liability than 

519
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,920
anything. 
Oh, I'm sure that's not true. 

520
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,880
If you were a liability, I'm 
sure that big strong fellow over

521
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,480
there and he points to a SIM 
would have drowned you by now. 

522
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:25,640
I'm sure he's thought about it. 
You're probably right, but 

523
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,080
nonetheless, if you were a 
liability, you would not be this

524
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,200
far. 
You're we spoke the other day, 

525
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,680
you travelled from Zobek, that's
hundreds and hundreds of miles 

526
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,800
from here and yet you've made it
this far. 

527
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,480
It's not a thing that many 
people can say they've done. 

528
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,400
Many people don't even leave 
their homes, but here you are, 

529
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:50,200
far, far away from the safety 
and security of the city. 

530
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,320
I suppose. 
And I mean, look at you. 

531
00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,520
You seem, perhaps, I don't know,
five times stronger than you 

532
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,840
were when you left. 
Perhaps five, 5 lbs heavier. 

533
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,560
Well, it happens. 
That's after all The Walking to 

534
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,600
burn off all the calories. 
Plus look at that big burnt spot

535
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,160
on the ship over there. 
That's that was me yesterday. 

536
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,520
There's like a a handful of 
crewmen that are trying to scrub

537
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,560
it out and it's not coming out. 
And Bezik's just sort of looking

538
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,440
at it and he's got his like, his
fists, like one of his fists on 

539
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,160
his hips and another hand on his
forehead. 

540
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,360
One time I one time I tried to 
cast a spell and I summoned a 

541
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,960
donkey above Marilyn and it fell
on her. 

542
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:37,000
That that explains a lot is is. 
I didn't mean to imply anything,

543
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,400
but is that what's wrong with 
her? 

544
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,520
No, she was like that before. 
Oh, she has taken a liking to 

545
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,840
Bronson. 
She speaks to him all the time. 

546
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,560
Seems like they've grown quite 
close. 

547
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,040
As close as 1/2 work and one 
donkey can be. 

548
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,440
It's a beautiful thing to see 
friendships grow. 

549
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Yesterday you've whenever we 
dispatched of that troll, you 

550
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,880
seemed disappointed. 
Do you genuinely believe that it

551
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,560
could have been a friend to us? 
I I believe everything can be a 

552
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:20,040
friend. 
Our lives are too short and the 

553
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:25,880
world too dangerous to devolve 
to violence every time. 

554
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:31,480
Sometimes we must be better and 
rise above those conditions. 

555
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,320
That creature that crawled onto 
the side of the ship is doesn't 

556
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,160
appear much different than your 
friend over there. 

557
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,920
And he points to the stern of 
the ship, and you see Eagle over

558
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:48,720
there with, you know, a handful 
of birds just eating. 

559
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,000
Eating the birds. 
He's eating the birds. 

560
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,120
Oh no. 
He's got a handful of He's got a

561
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,360
handful of birds. 
That are feathered out of his. 

562
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,840
Teeth that are eating out of his
hands. 

563
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,160
He is not so different from that
creature. 

564
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:07,080
You have to look at him existing
in harmony with nature. 

565
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,080
Those beasts think of him as no 
threat. 

566
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,760
I wonder how he feels about all 
of this. 

567
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:23,440
Perhaps it would be beneficial 
to ask and he pat you on the 

568
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,960
shoulder. 
I'm going to walk away now, but 

569
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,040
if you need to speak, if you 
would like to talk about any of 

570
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:35,080
these big feelings you're 
having, we can certainly do 

571
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,760
that. 
New side quest unlock pain, 

572
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:42,120
starts therapy. 
You can use my promo code at 

573
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,160
Betterhelp. 
No, no. 

574
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,320
No, no, no, no, no. 
Don't do that. 

575
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,960
None of those people are 
licensed. 

576
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:54,000
This one armed, one eyed man who
looks, you know, on the verge of

577
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:59,040
on on the verge of death, gives 
you the kindest smile and walks 

578
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,960
away. 
He does. 

579
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,520
He doesn't let it get him down. 
Nothing. 

580
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,560
Nothing does apparently. 
And he'll walk over to the stand

581
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,920
with one arm behind his back. 
As he's washing the some of the 

582
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,000
crew scrub the scorch marks off 
the deck of the ship. 

583
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:24,600
See a SIM has caught a fish of 
some sort, a trout, maybe a 

584
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:29,640
river trout, a river trout. 
And you can see just this look 

585
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,960
of of like he's trying to hide 
it a little bit, but it comes 

586
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:39,520
through this look of pride and 
Glee that he has as he reels in 

587
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,800
this fish. 
Yesterday he did a horrible job,

588
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,480
but now he seems like he's got 
it down. 

589
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,160
Marilyn again is over there 
brushing down Bronson, who seems

590
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,760
content. 
Then she sort of rotates between

591
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,840
Bronson and Xenopuff and the 
Fluffinator. 

592
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,440
Josh isn't here. 
We could drown those fucking 

593
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,480
horses. 
We could do it and then they 

594
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,040
come back as fucking undead 
horses. 

595
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,080
I just know it, Finn. 
You can't kill these ones. 

596
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:13,560
I cast revivify my horse guys. 
I took all the money in the 

597
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,480
party and I went and bought 
scrolls of True Resurrection to 

598
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,040
bring my horses back. 
Jesus, if y'all touch them again

599
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,920
I'll shoot you in real life. 
I know where y'all live. 

600
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,120
Yeah. 
Finn, as you're working on the 

601
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,480
ship and you, you've sort of 
taken over some of the, the main

602
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,600
deck duties while the the crew 
are trying to scrub the scorch 

603
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,760
marks off of the the deck of the
ship. 

604
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,840
You can see them doing this and 
Bezik will turn to you and walk 

605
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,400
over and Bezik's a dwarf. 
So he's, you know, substantially

606
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:52,080
shorter than you are, but no 
doubt in your mind, like he has 

607
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,800
this presence. 
I mean, he's certainly in 

608
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,360
command of the ship and no one, 
right? 

609
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,040
No one could could say 
otherwise. 

610
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,440
Thanks for thanks for helping 
your friend made a bit of a 

611
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,200
mess. 
I don't, I don't think that's 

612
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,200
coming out. 
Well, well, it's the least that 

613
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,000
we can do to help pay for our 
passage and make up for any 

614
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,480
damages. 
I'm glad you're here that that 

615
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,080
troll would have would have 
taken them for sure. 

616
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:25,000
And certainly do you. 
Do you all often encounter 

617
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:31,400
creatures like this? 
Sometimes I was telling your 

618
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:36,640
friend, I think last night that 
there are creatures here, things

619
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:44,680
that we see, we try to prepare, 
but never quite know what you'll

620
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,560
find. 
Well then, we shall remain on 

621
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,840
alert in case anything else 
happens to come by. 

622
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,680
Good. 
Try not to damage the ship 

623
00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:01,320
anymore please, repairs are 
expensive. 

624
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,040
But I will. 
Don't have boat insurance? 

625
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,880
I will it's. 
Terrible. 

626
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,239
It's so expensive. 
I will practice as much 

627
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:20,040
restraint as I can, and I will 
see that Pandemonium is well, he

628
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:24,880
does his best. 
Worst comes to worst, we'll tie 

629
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,000
him to the lifeboat and drag him
about 20 feet behind. 

630
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,120
I I I don't think that will be 
necessary, Captain. 

631
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,360
OK, All right. 
We'll keep up the good work. 

632
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,000
If you need something, let me 
know and he'll head back to the 

633
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:45,120
to the wheel. 
The idea of putting pan on a 

634
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,480
lifeboat and drag him behind, 
and then more of these resources

635
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,679
just showing up, it's like, oh, 
a free snack. 

636
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,920
They're going to look at you 
like a Costco rotisserie 

637
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,480
chicken. 
At the dollar 50 hot dog combo. 

638
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Band, did you want to go speak 
to Eagle? 

639
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,120
Yeah, I think so. 
After I'm kind of done working 

640
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,960
on whatever I'm working. 
On Sure, we'll say some some 

641
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,000
time passes. 
We're moving into the afternoon 

642
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:19,920
and Eagle, all of the birds have
now left and you're sitting at 

643
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,400
the back of the ship just 
enjoying the enjoying the 

644
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,520
journey, looking out into the 
forest. 

645
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,360
The forest here is very 
different than the forest of the

646
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,960
old Margrave. 
The old Margrave is a very 

647
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,960
ancient and sort of fae adjacent
forest with these big tall 

648
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,120
trees. 
And like when you walk through 

649
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:46,280
the rows and rows of these big 
Margrave trees, you can you can 

650
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,240
feel the life from them. 
And sometimes they speak to you.

651
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,640
And there are always other 
presences here. 

652
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,360
This forest, though, is very 
different. 

653
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,640
This forest is eerily quiet. 
And you, you get the sense that 

654
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:05,840
it wasn't always like that, but 
almost, almost in, in comparison

655
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,400
to the Margrave, the errant 
contrast to the Margrave, This 

656
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:16,000
forest doesn't speak. 
And you can't help but feel that

657
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,760
something you know as as this 
journey goes on and the closer 

658
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,520
you get to your destination on 
the river, the more and more 

659
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,960
sort of oppressive the forest 
seems to become, even out here 

660
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,920
on the river. 
Fair enough. 

661
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,120
And you'll, as you're looking 
out, you maybe hear the 

662
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,440
footfalls of, of, of boots and 
you can turn and see that 

663
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,000
pandemonium is walking up the 
steps, coming toward you. 

664
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,360
Are you in your person form or 
your pile form? 

665
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,200
I'm, I think I am standing 
upright, yeah. 

666
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:59,120
OK Eagle, forgive me this is 
this is rude for asking, but you

667
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,680
are you're you're troll kin 
correct? 

668
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,600
I suppose you could say that. 
Kin to trolls? 

669
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,760
Yes. 
Do you have any opinions on how 

670
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,120
we handled the the River troll 
yesterday? 

671
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,320
Oh, opinions? 
I don't know. 

672
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:22,200
He was not our friend. 
He was quite disruptive and 

673
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:28,920
destructive. 
I know, I know my kind and some,

674
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,400
like my kind, can be very 
hostile to your folk. 

675
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:41,680
It is sad, but I I think it's 
what must be done. 

676
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,960
You're, you said at some point, 
I I believe that you were, 

677
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,360
you're looking for your father, 
perhaps your parents. 

678
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,400
Are they, are they both? 
Are they both troll kin as well 

679
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,520
or or either of them full 
trolls? 

680
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,040
I I don't really know much about
my father. 

681
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,120
My mother is definitely she is 
of the forest, but she is, I 

682
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,560
would she isn't much like me. 
Oh. 

683
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:22,320
She's she's very lovely and 
beautiful, but yeah, she just, 

684
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:27,920
she did not look like I. 
I must be ignorant to the way of

685
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:32,800
the forest. 
I don't understand much either, 

686
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:39,680
but she I don't. 
I don't know if I have the words

687
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,560
for it, but like I said, she was
of the forest. 

688
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,840
She wasn't. 
She wasn't much like you or I. 

689
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,840
You don't consider yourself of 
the forest. 

690
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:55,880
I am, but she was. 
I don't. 

691
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,200
Like I said, I don't know how to
describe it for you. 

692
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:06,240
She was like a a spirit of the 
forest. 

693
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,800
She sang. 
She had a very her. 

694
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,160
Her voice was the wind. 
I. 

695
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,600
Her voice was the wind. 
Yes. 

696
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,480
Have you, have you spoken to 
Finn about any of this 'cause 

697
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:27,560
he, he's, he's very, I, I, I 
suppose to say, in tune with the

698
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,400
spirits. 
We spoke briefly yesterday. 

699
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:37,200
Huh. 
Well, I was going to say, I 

700
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,600
don't know much about the the 
world of the forest, but I'm I 

701
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,160
don't look much like my mother 
either. 

702
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:51,640
It is my understanding that 
sometimes when mortal and Fay 

703
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:58,200
folk, their offspring can be 
different, much like me. 

704
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,640
Huh. 
I think. 

705
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:09,840
I think my father was a person 
much like these fine folks on 

706
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:16,400
the boat. 
That sounds really complicated 

707
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,720
man. 
Sure. 

708
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,680
Well in the in the future, if 
we're to encounter any more 

709
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:32,920
trolls, would you prefer us to 
try to handle it in a non 

710
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,080
hostile nature if at all 
possible? 

711
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,680
I suppose if it is possible, 
then yes. 

712
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:42,560
OK, I'll keep that in mind. 
He did not seem like one that 

713
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,120
wanted to talk though. 
I don't even know if I could 

714
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:52,480
speak their language. 
I suppose most either speak some

715
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:58,160
sort of like Giant or Faye or. 
Sylvan. 

716
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,960
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope. 
None of those. 

717
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,280
Finn's giving me the thumbs up, 
so I guess maybe some of those 

718
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,480
he can he can speak. 
I could try and speak to them, 

719
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,040
we don't always speak the same. 
Huh. 

720
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,000
But again, I don't run into my 
kind very often. 

721
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,960
Well, I hope it. 
I hope it we don't not we're not

722
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,840
put in that situation again. 
I hope the rest of this journey 

723
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,880
is uneventful and it'll be 
better for everybody, especially

724
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,840
the ship. 
I don't think that burn market's

725
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,960
coming out. 
Let's say like, I don't know, 

726
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,200
scrape it like like so much 
burnt toast you. 

727
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,440
Can hear the sound of water 
splashing over the side as 

728
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,160
they're taking buckets and 
trying to like, rinse off 

729
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,520
whatever's left and then filling
the buckets again and rinsing it

730
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,800
off in the water is just like 
pouring over the side. 

731
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,120
It doesn't look like they're 
making much progress. 

732
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,320
Yikes. 
You can hear Bezik in the 

733
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,240
background like, ah, we're going
to have to. 

734
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:10,280
We're going to have to score it 
up and redefinish sand, whatever

735
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,720
the hell we do. 
OK, we're going to have to do 

736
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,480
the thing we. 
Have to re wax it. 

737
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,680
You're waxing your ship. 
That's crazy. 

738
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,280
I mean, in the middle of the 
ship, I imagine the easiest 

739
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,760
things if they want to, if 
they're not just going to leave 

740
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,720
it, which they might just leave 
it just plain plain on a top 

741
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,640
layer until you get to clean 
wood, yeah. 

742
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,320
With their planer. 
Yeah, their DeWalt cordless 

743
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,440
planer. 
Holy, I think I want. 

744
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,560
To. 
I mean they probably have a hand

745
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:40,600
plane. 
You think they have a a a a 

746
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,520
boatswain on the ship with them?
I mean, I think having a 

747
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,520
Carpenter isn't an. 
Are you good? 

748
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Yep. 
Who'd you just try to call? 

749
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,120
You accidentally, but I have no 
idea how I did that. 

750
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,640
I'm right here, you don't have 
to call me. 

751
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,040
I I'm aware. 
Hey if you guys need some 

752
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,600
private time to like have a 
discussion, just let me know 

753
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,400
when we can take a break. 
Hey, check out this new 

754
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,560
Nevermind. 
I did not mean to call you, I 

755
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,280
apologize. 
I was trying to put quotes 

756
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,800
around something. 
That's. 

757
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,280
You press the button on your 
keyboard. 

758
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,840
It looks like quotation marks. 
It's a. 

759
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,640
Crazy thing. 
That's 100% what I did. 

760
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,280
You have that key map to call 
somehow. 

761
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,160
Straight call, Chris. 
Quote Call Chris. 

762
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,120
I don't. 
I think on larger seafaring 

763
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,240
vessels it wouldn't be uncommon 
to have a Carpenter on deck so 

764
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,800
that like if you did get a hole 
in your boat, it's not just 

765
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,200
going to fucking sink. 
You can try and patch it, but 

766
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,720
for a riverboat, probably not 
here necessarily. 

767
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,200
Well. 
They probably know a guy 

768
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,560
probably got a boat right 
somewhere that they work with, 

769
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,440
not here. 
Use your magic to fix it. 

770
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,000
Yeah, I'll just go do that. 
Yeah. 

771
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,920
If I frungulate the spot. 
It might fix it it. 

772
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,960
Might fix it. 
Yeah, it could make it way 

773
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,040
worse. 
There's a world where it 

774
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,240
probably fixes it. 
Oh no, the boat gained 15 lbs. 

775
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,280
It by me gaining 15 lbs. 
Captain, she's sitting a little 

776
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:19,600
lower in the water. 
Captain, I think the boat is 

777
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,600
pregnant. 
Captain, the boat's got a fat 

778
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,840
dumpy. 
Good Lord. 

779
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,800
Are there any other 
conversations that happen, Finn?

780
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,720
Do you need to speak to anyone 
or has anyone else got anything 

781
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
as the day progresses? 
I don't. 

782
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:45,560
I don't think so. 
Just open forum some more time 

783
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:51,240
will pass and is is at this 
point you know, it's it's mid 

784
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,760
afternoon. 
Is everyone still on the the 

785
00:44:53,760 --> 00:45:01,080
deck of the ship? 
I don't think Angle will spend 

786
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,840
much time inside the ship. 
OK. 

787
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:10,520
Yeah, what colour do you think a
green tiefling would turn if 

788
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,640
they got sunburnt? 
Probably a darker green, right? 

789
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,520
Because he's what? 
What shade of green is he like? 

790
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,680
Like Mint Mint. 
Like like pistachio ice cream? 

791
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,920
Does he turn a little more olive
then do you think? 

792
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,280
Know that I want that. 
I, I don't know either. 

793
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,480
It's up. 
I mean, it's up to you. 

794
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,680
It's your guy. 
Alfred, do you have any 

795
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,280
sunscreen? 
Sunscreen like lotion that has 

796
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,400
been distilled from the sun. 
No, quite the opposite. 

797
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,320
Some kind of some kind of salve 
that that will block out the 

798
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,560
harmful rays of the sun. 
Harmful rays? 

799
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,600
What do you mean harmful rays? 
In the future, in a different 

800
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:58,280
world, one might just be 
susceptible to the the sun and 

801
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:04,840
develop skin cancer. 
I'd like to avoid that again, 

802
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,680
you're. 
Not doing a great job. 

803
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,880
No. 
Let me see what I have in my in 

804
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,080
my supply. 
Any zinc salve do you believe? 

805
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,800
That the sudden emits some sort 
of radiation. 

806
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,240
Yes. 
Might harm your. 

807
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,400
Skin. 
Now, do you guys remember 

808
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,120
getting radiation sickness in 
Star Finder? 

809
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,600
Preposterous. 
Yes I do. 

810
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:29,360
It was a really bad deadly. 
Laser Alfred will walk over to 

811
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,520
Bronson and start digging 
through his bags. 

812
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,040
And not where I thought we were 
going. 

813
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,880
And pulls out a like a sort of 
a, a almost like a Mason jar. 

814
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,440
And you can see that it is full 
of like this sort of off. 

815
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:49,360
It's like an off sort of like 
whitish colour something, some 

816
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:53,280
sort of substance or mixture. 
You can see even from here as 

817
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,480
he, as he approaches, there are 
like little bits of pieces of 

818
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,720
herb and leaf and flour in it. 
Like flour is not like food 

819
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:04,840
flour. 
We could, we could try this. 

820
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,880
It is a salve made from the 
remains of a fire elemental. 

821
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:19,680
I've been able to grind down and
combine with some herbs and you 

822
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,600
know, other ingredients that are
restorative. 

823
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:28,840
Sure, be happy to apply it if 
you would like, or you can apply

824
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:32,960
it yourself. 
I'm sure anyone would be happy 

825
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,320
to apply. 
To you I, I think I'll, I think 

826
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,400
I can get it. 
Would you like me to hold a 

827
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,480
mirror? 
Sure. 

828
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:47,360
No, I'll, I'll put it on. 
OK, you put on the the mixture. 

829
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:54,560
It smells like it smells like a 
mixture of sulfur with a little 

830
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,520
bit of pine. 
OK. 

831
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,720
It's not unpleasant, but it is 
certainly a medicinal smell. 

832
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,760
Man, I don't like how sunscreen 
smells so. 

833
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,840
There you go. 
Did we ever talk about what time

834
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:16,320
of year it is? 
No, because I can't remember 

835
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,200
what time. 
What time of year is it? 

836
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:24,000
Well, I was thinking that based 
on the the timeline when we 

837
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,840
started, it would have been an 
early spring. 

838
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,440
OK, so we're in the summer now. 
And it's been weeks and weeks, 

839
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,600
so we have to be into into 
summer. 

840
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,600
Either, you know, late spring or
early summer. 

841
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,760
Yeah, probably, probably the 
very. 

842
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,640
Like it's becoming summer. 
Yeah, probably like that, that 

843
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,040
weird in between time where like
you have some really 

844
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,320
uncomfortably warm days and 
you're like, oh, here comes 

845
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,200
summer. 
That's just, that's just 

846
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,960
everything in South Canada, man.
And then some other days that 

847
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,240
are a little cool, then you're 
like, oh, I miss that so much. 

848
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,000
Right? 
Yeah. 

849
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,280
But today this might be 
important. 

850
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,120
It is a little, it's just a 
little bit cloudy. 

851
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,760
There is a little bit of sun, 
I'm sorry, light clouds. 

852
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,640
So there is there is sun that is
getting through. 

853
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,000
So they they trick you? 
You think the clouds will just 

854
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,280
protect you from the sun's rays?
Wrong. 

855
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,400
More like a magnifying glass. 
But you will cover yourself and 

856
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:24,480
that will protect you from any 
what any sunburn I guess. 

857
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,600
I can keep my pale complexion. 
I will say too, that because you

858
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,080
have put that on, at least for 
today, you have resistance to 

859
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,640
fire damage. 
That's pretty sweet. 

860
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,120
For the rest of the day. 
Now I can cast fire spells on 

861
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,560
myself. 
Yeah, now if you light yourself 

862
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,120
on fire again, you'll be fine, 
Yeah. 

863
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:46,800
So the afternoon comes and goes 
and we're into early evening and

864
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,440
if everyone is on the deck I 
would like a perception check. 

865
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:56,320
5. 
OK, Pan gets some of the 

866
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,760
sunscreen in his eyes. 
Stings. 6. 

867
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,760
Finn is. 
I get some of my sunscreen in 

868
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,720
your eyes. 
Finn. 

869
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,920
I could probably use it too and.
What kind of what kind of can 

870
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,960
trips do you have? 
Oh, I am packing a shalali, a 

871
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,640
produced flame and a guidance. 
OK, So you have seen you, you 

872
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,720
and Pandemonium are you're 
currently having Pan put some of

873
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,920
this protective ointment on you 
as well. 

874
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,160
It's. 
Fixing in with all of your 

875
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,320
makeup. 
It's mirroring everywhere. 

876
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,880
You have to be very. 
It's very weird. 

877
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,080
Got to be very careful about it.
But yeah, it's in your eyes too.

878
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,000
What about? 
What about Eagle? 

879
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:39,400
That would be a four Jesus. 456 
all right. 

880
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,800
So good. 
Remember what I said about those

881
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,080
good roles? 
What did a SIM and Marwin role 

882
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:46,400
right? 
Yeah, well, Marwin is currently 

883
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,880
dealing with the animals and is 
not even in a position to 

884
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:54,040
notice. 
And a SIM is in a hammock that 

885
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,240
he has set up now. 
Where did he get that? 

886
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,280
He found it below deck, he set 
up a hammock and he is like loud

887
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:08,160
open mouth snoring. 
That's I I would love to be on a

888
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,280
ship snoring in a hammock at 
this moment. 

889
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,600
That sounds so nice. 
It does sound nice. 

890
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:20,000
But Bezik rolls a natural 20. 
Thank God one of us is 

891
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,480
competent. 
And Bezik as you are, you know, 

892
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,080
the ship is going down the 
river. 

893
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,520
Bezik will not like, I mean, 
shout is probably the right 

894
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,480
word. 
And he just, he shouts out to 

895
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,200
everyone. 
It's like everyone to get your 

896
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:40,480
attention, there's a ship coming
in, a ship on the horizon, you 

897
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,240
can see it, and he puts a 
spyglass away a minute. 

898
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,080
That's why he got a natural 20. 
He's got a spyglass. 

899
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,000
Well. 
We're going to go past it. 

900
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,760
Just keep your heads down. 
Should I? 

901
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,720
It's down. 
Yes, see. 

902
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,840
Should we go below deck? 
You can if you want. 

903
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:10,120
Might be good idea. 
I will assume, can I? 

904
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,800
Try. 
To ascertain whether or not he's

905
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,200
like holding something back. 
Sure, give me an inside check. 

906
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:22,240
Yeah, 7. 
I got to make sure my insight 

907
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,200
score is the same. 
I think it is, yeah. 

908
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:30,480
It's a + 119. 19 Bezik is. 
He's not trying to hide 

909
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,840
anything, but you can hear just 
in the tone of his voice that 

910
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,240
whatever he saw is enough to 
worry him. 

911
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,920
OK, Yes, heads down, heads down.
Whatever you hear, whatever you 

912
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,200
see, just ignore it. 
We'll be past it in a moment. 

913
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:52,920
Sure. 
And I'll go below deck, but I'll

914
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,520
kind of stay near the way back 
up. 

915
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:58,760
Kind of wish I had. 
Fucking now I kind of wish I'd 

916
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,480
grabbed this guy's self. 
Damn. 

917
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,640
Oh well. 
OK, so Finn is going below deck,

918
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,880
Pan, are you going below deck as
well? 

919
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,720
Are. 
You going to stay on the deck? 

920
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,640
I think I'm going to stay on the
deck. 

921
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,680
OK, Just turn invisible. 
Oh yeah, I'll just do that real 

922
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,880
quick. 
Do you want to be invisible? 

923
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:17,360
No. 
OK. 

924
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,360
You see his his crew will go 
below deck. 

925
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,920
I'll I will pull my my hood up 
on my worm silt cloak. 

926
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,440
Sure as an angle is just going 
pile. 

927
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,760
Pile for him. 
Would you like me to roll some 

928
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,800
sort of stealth? 
No, you're fine for now. 

929
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:37,760
A little more time passes and 
you can see on the horizon, as 

930
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,360
you're getting closer to it, 
that there is another boat that 

931
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,760
is. 
At first you think it's coming 

932
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,320
toward you, and then as you get 
closer, you realize that it's 

933
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,720
not that it is sort of like 
wrecked, maybe partially on the 

934
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:55,160
shore. 
It has run aground very much 

935
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:58,480
like, you know, probably sounded
like someone pulling the trash 

936
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,440
can to the street. 
It has run aground. 

937
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,560
The the the bow is probably 
about 10 feet onto the shore. 

938
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,720
If you are below deck, you can 
see a little bit out of like the

939
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,480
there's like ports so you can 
see a little bit. 

940
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,000
You can give me perception 
checks with disadvantage. 

941
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,720
If you are on the deck, you can 
just give me a straight 

942
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:27,040
perception. 7 on the deck. 
OK. 5 on the deck. 

943
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,720
Again. 
I rolled A1 and A2 on my ties so

944
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:36,360
there's a six again. 
OK, so maybe, yeah, you're 

945
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,520
you're doing what you've meant. 
You're doing what you were told 

946
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,440
to do. 
Heads down. 

947
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:46,280
As you get closer, though, I'm 
gonna say Eagle, you see that? 

948
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:51,680
It looks like there are big rust
stains on the sides of the ship.

949
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,880
On the sides of the boat. 
Is the boat itself made of 

950
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,000
metal? 
No, it's wood. 

951
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,800
There are big rust stains on the
side of it. 

952
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,160
You can see as you get closer 
that the the the boat is clearly

953
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,080
damaged. 
It this is not a a boat that 

954
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,800
just ran aground or was brought 
to shore. 

955
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,200
It looks like it was forced on 
the shore. 

956
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,200
The mast is snapped. 
There are big like chunks 

957
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,840
missing out of it. 
Does anyone seem to be around 

958
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,280
the? 
Ship and you can as you get 

959
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,040
closer, you can hear like these 
noises and we'll say that you're

960
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,760
like getting ready to pass it 
now or maybe you're like 15 or 

961
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,480
20 feet from it. 
You're on the farce, the far 

962
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,080
side trying to avoid it, but 
you're like as close as you can 

963
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:39,320
be to it. 
And you can see now that there 

964
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:44,000
are like these green they they 
sort of look like bushes that 

965
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,480
are on the deck. 
And at first you don't it it, it

966
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,520
seems so out of place because it
looks like someone literally 

967
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,440
just took a big Bush and put it 
on the the deck of the ship. 

968
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:58,200
But then as you get closer, you 
see that they're moving, and 

969
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,600
your perception's actually poor.
But now you can see that these 

970
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:06,920
are creatures, and they are 
currently eating what are 

971
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:10,000
probably the passengers on the 
ship. 

972
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:16,040
The the giant stains of rust are
not rust, but they are pools of 

973
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:20,960
blood. 
And as your ship is passing, you

974
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:26,200
can hear the cries of someone is
is is screaming out for help. 

975
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,680
And I'll show you what these 
creatures look like. 

976
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,160
They look like this. 
OK. 

977
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,000
Seahorse. 
Dragon. 

978
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,920
It kind of does look like a 
seahorse dragon. 

979
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,840
It does, yeah. 
Their, their bodies look like 

980
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,920
they're made out of, I mean kelp
really of, of, of river refuse. 

981
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,760
And they are very like these 
little, like these little, I 

982
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,320
mean, they're what are they? 
They're like, they're like 

983
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,080
velociraptor sized, they're 
perched on the deck and they're 

984
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:00,360
just eating the crew. 
Those are kelpies. 

985
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,720
That'd be a really interesting 
take on a kelpie. 

986
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,600
Yeah, that's what I would think.
You could roll me a. 

987
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,920
You could roll me an Arcana. 
Check Arcana. 

988
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,400
Yep. 
Anyone. 

989
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,520
I think you're you guys are 
close enough you would you would

990
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:17,160
see it now. 
Does it feel it so it feels 

991
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,640
magical or fae like, not 
necessarily natural. 

992
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:25,920
It does not seem natural, no. 
Ish ish. 

993
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,640
I rolled A3 for A2. 
OK. 

994
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,280
I got a 19. 19 How you doing, 
wizard boy? 

995
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:40,040
Arcana yeah, I got a 15. 
OK, 15 is enough. 19 is enough. 

996
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,800
Finn, you have probably been 
told stories about these 

997
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,440
creatures, Pan. 
Maybe you've read about them in 

998
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,800
books or have studied them. 
These are known as kelp drakes. 

999
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,160
Interesting. 
You would know that these are 

1000
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:03,840
they're they're Dragons that 
they are basically scavengers 

1001
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:12,560
that find whatever they can to 
to eat whatever, whatever they 

1002
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,000
can, whatever they can get their
teeth on is is good enough for 

1003
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,680
them with a 19. 
With a 15, you would know that 

1004
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:25,200
they while they're all sort of 
planty and kelpie looking kelpie

1005
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,320
like not the horse kelpie is in 
the material. 

1006
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,520
They don't keep hordes like 
regular Dragons do. 

1007
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,320
They keep their hordes wrapped 
inside of their bodies. 

1008
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:42,560
So if you see kelp drakes, 
they're probably full of 

1009
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:47,600
treasures. 
With a 19, you would know that 

1010
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,400
Finn that kelp drakes will 
instinctively trail along the 

1011
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:57,720
wakes of larger creatures. 
Sea Dragons, carnivorous ships, 

1012
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,640
any sort of monster that makes 
its home in the water. 

1013
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,080
These things are sort of like 
the Scavengers 4. 

1014
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,440
Right. 
Does that mean we need to be 

1015
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,640
concerned that there's something
bigger around? 

1016
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,320
That certainly seems to be the 
case. 

1017
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,560
That's worrying. 
And again, there's also these 

1018
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,960
cries of, of, of pleading for 
help as there are seems like 

1019
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,400
there are probably people who 
are still in this ship. 

1020
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,520
And Bezeq is just going on his 
way. 

1021
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,920
He's keeping his distance and 
the ship is continuing to pass. 

1022
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,080
Can we clock any of the people 
that are calling for help? 

1023
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,400
I mean, they're probably under 
the deck. 

1024
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,320
Maybe they're barricaded in, in 
parts of like little 

1025
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,440
compartments of the ship. 
They're certainly not on the 

1026
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,560
deck. 
The people on the deck are all 

1027
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,360
dead. 
And we'll say that you can make 

1028
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,520
out. 
We can. 

1029
00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:00,840
There are like 4 like crewmen or
guards that are on the ship that

1030
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,440
were probably fighting these 
creatures but they didn't last 

1031
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,640
long. 
How many? 

1032
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,400
How many are there? 
How? 

1033
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,680
Many kelp drinks are there you 
see 2. 

1034
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:19,640
I mean, I'll, I'll come back to 
the deck and. 

1035
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,360
When you come on the deck, you 
see Bezek. 

1036
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:24,720
He's still at the wheel, but 
when you step back on the deck, 

1037
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,160
he just looks at you and he puts
his finger to his mouth to shush

1038
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,240
you. 
If you start walking toward him 

1039
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,600
and get close enough, he'll 
whisper to you. 

1040
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,040
Just keep quiet, Let him eat. 
They'll leave us alone, but be 

1041
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,640
gone soon enough. 
It sounds like there's still 

1042
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,080
survivors on the boat. 
Aye, not for long. 

1043
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,720
Those survivors will make sure 
that we get away. 

1044
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,120
I don't really think about the 
the bigger creature guy. 

1045
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,360
I don't even know if Besik does.
I don't feel great about this. 

1046
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:01,240
Besik with ZS. 
Besik BEZEK. 

1047
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,080
OK. 
How many does there seem to be? 

1048
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,800
Is it like 5 on board or does 
there seem to be more than that 

1049
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,240
account? 
Are you, I'm sorry, you talking 

1050
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,960
about like the survivors? 
No of the the the. 

1051
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,320
Drakes. 
The drakes there are two, two 

1052
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:23,680
you can see 2. 
How far off are they? 

1053
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,760
They're on the other side of the
shore, so probably like 50 feet.

1054
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,680
50. 
Feet. 

1055
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:42,480
Yep, say I could get over there.
How deep is the water? 

1056
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:48,120
A Bezik will look to Finn and to
Eagle, who is currently a pile. 

1057
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:53,600
I said just keep your head down.
We don't want any part of this. 

1058
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,160
We want to go past and be on our
way. 

1059
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,200
They knew the risks when they 
came on the river. 

1060
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:10,480
Thanks for the new sound clip. 
Oh, I hate that. 

1061
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,120
What do we, what do we think of 
boys? 

1062
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,600
I mean, I know if Josh is here, 
we'd probably already be going. 

1063
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,680
Josh is already over there. 
Josh in spirit. 

1064
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,760
Assim might be real sleepy, but 
Josh would be disappointing us 

1065
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,480
if we didn't go. 
Assim is sleeping in the 

1066
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,400
hammock. 
He is unbothered by all of this.

1067
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,520
Moisturize in his lane. 
That's. 

1068
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,280
What I'm saying? 
He's enjoying the sun. 

1069
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,000
He's actually got a little bit 
of olive oil out of his bag. 

1070
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,120
He's cooking himself like 
Larry's a lobster. 

1071
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,560
An old caravan trick. 
He coats himself with olive oil 

1072
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,760
so he gets nice and nice and 
bronzed. 

1073
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,280
Oh boy, I would say that it is 
nature taking its course. 

1074
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,800
These lands seem corrupt and 
this seems unnatural. 

1075
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,320
And sorry, let me let me specify
because we talked about that a 

1076
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,720
little bit. 
They're not, they're they're 

1077
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,960
Dragons. 
So I mean, they're not like this

1078
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,240
is not. 
Well, they're Drakes. 

1079
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,000
Although I I mean the area of. 
The Dragon subtype. 

1080
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,440
Seem to be healthy. 
Yeah, this is certainly a normal

1081
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,360
part of like water travel, but 
you know. 

1082
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:14,520
Should we put it to a vote pan? 
I'm worried that if we fuck off 

1083
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,280
over there, the ship is leaving 
without us. 

1084
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:25,720
Well, you got Captain. 
I think we're going to go over 

1085
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,480
there. 
What do you mean you're going 

1086
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,280
over there? 
We'll be gone in a few minutes. 

1087
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,600
Just just leave it alone. 
I would appreciate it if you 

1088
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,920
could go a little further down 
the river and then weigh anchor 

1089
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,320
for a while. 
If we're not back in an hour, 

1090
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,480
keep moving. 
He's staring at you. 

1091
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,880
I'm gonna need to roll the the 
the persuasion. 

1092
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,080
Whatever it is in this game, 
it's persuasion. 

1093
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,400
Persuasion. 
Persuasion. 

1094
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,520
Is anyone eagle? 
Are you going to try to assist 

1095
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:58,160
or pan you see this stuff 
happening and you can maybe hear

1096
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,720
what's going on above deck? 
I'm. 

1097
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,800
I'm I'm sorry you're on deck. 
Anything you want to do to 

1098
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:10,240
influence this? 
We, we haven't gotten by by 

1099
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:14,560
letting people who we could help
go go undefended. 

1100
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,320
I I don't think we're going to 
start now. 

1101
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:22,160
Well, if it is like you said, it
is a natural occurrence of the 

1102
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,840
river I The river was here 
first. 

1103
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,800
There are people we can yet 
save. 

1104
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,680
I will help you save them 
that's. 

1105
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,000
What I got? 
OK. 

1106
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,520
What's your role? 
I rolled a 13. 13 I'll give you,

1107
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,240
I'll give you advantage. 
I'll give you advantage on it 

1108
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,800
since since Pan is assisting and
Eagle, you know, wants to save 

1109
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:48,840
people. 
OK, that would be a 16. 

1110
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:58,400
Bezik takes a deep sigh. 
You know, you know, there's 

1111
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,680
probably more. 
I'm I'm aware. 

1112
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,360
By the time you get over there, 
the others will probably be 

1113
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,720
dead. 
And then what? 

1114
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:11,560
Then you keep going and. 
What happens when whatever did 

1115
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,880
that comes back? 
That's why go hopefully. 

1116
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,560
Hopefully you'll be gone by 
then. 

1117
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,520
Yeah, go a bit further down the 
river and if we don't come back,

1118
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:26,680
keep going. 
Shit. 

1119
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,600
All right, Just a little bit. 
One. 

1120
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,520
One hour. 
OK, an hour. 

1121
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,240
That's it. 
If anything happens, if I see 

1122
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:38,560
anything that puts us at risk, 
you're on your own. 

1123
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:43,640
Cool mage armour. 
How deep is the water? 

1124
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:49,720
Probably like in some parts it 
goes down to like 40 or 50 feet,

1125
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,360
other parts it's probably closer
to 20 or 5 or 30. 

1126
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,560
I can miss you. 
Step over there. 

1127
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,720
I cannot. 
I don't know how y'all are 

1128
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,360
planning on getting over. 
There you can swim with me. 

1129
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,160
You jump in the water or I jump 
in the water. 

1130
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,600
You jump in the water. 
Yeah. 

1131
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:12,640
OK, so Finn, let me put you 
guys. 

1132
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:17,440
We're going to reuse our map 
here, but so Finn jumps in the 

1133
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,720
water, correct? 
And then what? 

1134
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,200
And then I'm in a wild shape 
into a reef shark. 

1135
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,000
Oh, can you do that? 
Yeah. 

1136
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,480
Are you sure? 
Yes. 

1137
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,680
Is that on the rules? 
At 4th level I get access to 

1138
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,200
creatures with ACR of 1/2 that 
have a swim speed. 

1139
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,840
You've never done this before? 
I have not been a shark before, 

1140
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,200
yes. 
Let's let's go through the 

1141
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,320
Sailor Moon magical girl 
transformation of how this 

1142
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,400
happens. 
I mean, I think it's, I think 

1143
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,000
it's pretty similar to 
everything else. 

1144
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,440
It's, it's him calling to, you 
know, the spirits of, you know, 

1145
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:54,040
aquatic creatures to, to kind of
come and, and lend him their 

1146
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,800
form. 
OK, so it's a reef shark, but it

1147
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,720
has the black face paint, all 
right. 

1148
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,480
Even in the water. 
Yeah, is like a pattern. 

1149
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:07,320
Like rocks or anything that I 
could possibly caught Claw 

1150
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,960
cross? 
Are there rock socks? 

1151
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,360
Do you want to hold on to the 
shark and I can swim your cross?

1152
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,400
I'm. 
Fairly large. 

1153
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,600
Well, it was Finn. 
Yeah, there's, there's certainly

1154
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,240
some some rocks that stick out 
in in some parts you could use 

1155
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,400
to get across. 
It would certainly be difficult.

1156
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,600
You'd have to make some checks 
to get across them. 

1157
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,360
OK, but I I will jump as far as 
I can to one of those rocks and 

1158
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:34,240
attempt to go that way. 
OK, so Finn transforms into a 

1159
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,800
reef shark. 
Do you have that step lock now? 

1160
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,920
I do look at that pan. 
What about you? 

1161
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,760
I'm waiting until they get over 
there. 

1162
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,840
OK, It's I'm going to make these
step over. 

1163
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,960
So 19 on athletics. 
OK, yeah, there's not anything 

1164
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,560
in my mind that says that Finn 
or that pain against Will. 

1165
01:07:52,960 --> 01:08:01,080
So Eagle will hop off the boat 
and start jumping across these 

1166
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:04,360
rocks. 
The rocks are wet. 

1167
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:09,200
OK, and give me a dex save. 
A dex save. 

1168
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:12,080
Or no, give me an acrobatics 
check to see if you can maintain

1169
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,360
your balance. 
Can I say that'll be swimming 

1170
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,359
near where I see Eagle hopping 
and ready in case? 

1171
01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:20,439
Sure. 
You catch them delicately in 

1172
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:25,439
your jaw. 
Acrobatics is a 15. 15 That's 

1173
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,920
that's good, yeah. 
You start jumping across the the

1174
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:31,240
rocks and you are able to 
maintain your balance well 

1175
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:34,319
enough. 
Luckily it it it's a fairly nice

1176
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:35,439
day. 
It's not raining. 

1177
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,160
It's not any harder than it 
needs to be. 

1178
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:43,160
If then you're a shark, so you 
just swim over, but I don't know

1179
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:49,240
it's fresh water into your No, 
you're in the water. 

1180
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,560
You're good Eagle. 
You're moving toward the ship 

1181
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,960
and then when? 
Give me one more athletics check

1182
01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:58,800
as you hop over and you, unless 
you're going to stealth you, hop

1183
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,000
over and climb onto the ship. 
Yeah, that's fine. 

1184
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,800
The second athletics is 15. 15 
That's fine, that's good enough.

1185
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:12,800
So you're on the ship now. 
Finn Shark, Finn, Finn shark is 

1186
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,479
is close enough and then Pan, 
you see your opportunity. 

1187
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,439
You can expend your spell slot 
and you can blip over on the 

1188
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:22,040
ship. 
When you get on the ship again, 

1189
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,840
there are these pools of blood. 
There are four or five people on

1190
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:29,680
here that have been chewed up. 
You can see that these creatures

1191
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:34,120
are feasting on the bodies. 
I have a quick question though, 

1192
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,840
from when we're crossing of 
course. 

1193
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:41,080
Did I clock any of these other 
seaweed drakes in the water? 

1194
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,399
Did you clock any in the water? 
Yeah, give me a perception 

1195
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,600
check. 
OK, I will give you this piece 

1196
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:51,840
of information as well. 
The reef sharks have blind 

1197
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,880
scents of 30 feet. 
OK. 

1198
01:09:54,760 --> 01:10:00,120
Oh, that is a 19. 19 yeah, When 
you get close to the ship, you 

1199
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:05,000
can see that near the near the 
bow that has been sort of run 

1200
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:10,880
aground about 10 feet off of the
shoreline, there is another one 

1201
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,280
of these creatures that is 
chewing on a body underneath the

1202
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,320
water. 
OK. 

1203
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:18,680
Do you get bonuses for like 
blood in the water or anything 

1204
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,080
like that? 
Shark have anything like that? 

1205
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,200
I don't think it has any bonuses
like that. 

1206
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,200
I do get they do have packed 
tactics which is kind of neat. 

1207
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:31,400
There was another one. 
Yeah, but no, I don't see 

1208
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:35,520
anything other like that. 
You move close enough to here 

1209
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,960
and these things will take 
notice of you and we'll go ahead

1210
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:45,560
and roll some initiative. 
Actually. 

1211
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,040
I want to, I'll just roll it in 
the system to make it easier. 

1212
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,640
All right, Pan, how'd we do? 
I got a. 10. 10. 

1213
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,960
A10 Actually you know what I 
should I shouldn't roll it in 

1214
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:05,640
the system because I have shark 
stats to roll with better than 

1215
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,000
fin stats. 
Would you believe it? 

1216
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:08,160
Hagel, what about you? 
Yes. 

1217
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:13,200
That's a 7. 7 All right, fin 
shark. 

1218
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,680
That's a 19. 
Brings a whole new meaning to 

1219
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:21,280
shark fin soup, huh? 
I'm sorry, Finn, what was yours?

1220
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:27,600
19. 19 OK. 
Speedy shark much rather than my

1221
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:31,360
normal -1 initiative. 
And let's see how these things 

1222
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,280
do I, I do think that because 
these creatures are currently 

1223
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:39,240
feasting while you've while 
you've that you've certainly 

1224
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,000
alerted them I'm going to give 
them disadvantage. 

1225
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:45,800
I mean I OK if you don't mind me
rolling a stealth, I would roll 

1226
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,000
a stealth. 
I think I am fairly can be 

1227
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,640
fairly quiet. 
Yeah, I think the idea of 

1228
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,360
jumping onto the ship, yeah, 
it's fine and all that and then 

1229
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:55,120
getting like within their, you 
know, that works, Yeah. 

1230
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:59,040
But I will give them 
disadvantage on their on their 

1231
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,400
stuff. 
I think that's. 

1232
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:07,600
I like to imagine that like the 
pan is like looking across, all 

1233
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,360
he sees is just like a cool jump
like. 

1234
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:13,200
Over Yeah, it's, it's pretty 
cool. 

1235
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,720
You you get across those rocks 
relatively well. 

1236
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,360
Also I like the idea from an 
onlooker you see like the troll 

1237
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:21,920
king jumping from rock to rock 
and then just ominously behind 

1238
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,960
them, a shark fin following them
behind. 

1239
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,200
Doesn't, doesn't. 
Doesn't. 

1240
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,840
OK, let's go ahead. 
John. 

1241
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,240
Michael, check your laptop, your
tablet sound for me. 

1242
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:40,880
Tablet sound, yeah. 
Oh it was muted yesterday, but 

1243
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,520
that doesn't mute it mean it's 
muted today even though I 

1244
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,600
haven't used it since yesterday?
OK. 

1245
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,880
Ready for a mug moment? 
Yeah, go ahead, pop that mug 

1246
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:50,680
open. 
On today's mug moment. 

1247
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,120
Nice. 
Today's mug moment is brought to

1248
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:58,400
you by Mug 0 Sugar, No caffeine.
Really. 

1249
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,400
So it says. 
I would like 1. 

1250
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:05,000
Well, go. 
You know where to find them. 

1251
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,320
Take this mug moment. 
Take this mug moment and go get 

1252
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,760
you. 
One yeah, take a second mug 

1253
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,760
moment. 
All right, so we're starting off

1254
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:14,880
the round here. 
Unfortunately, one of these 

1255
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:19,320
creatures, which makes a lot of 
sense, and we'll talk about it 

1256
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:23,920
maybe later we'll look up from 
their meal and they see this 

1257
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:29,360
this shark creature heading 
toward them that has this weird 

1258
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:35,920
coloration of skin near its face
and what is it going to do? 

1259
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,120
I maybe should have looked at 
what these things can do before 

1260
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:42,680
I did anything. 
Now, Finn, remember when you get

1261
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:45,280
out of the water, you have to 
reapply your sunscreen. 

1262
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:50,240
So this thing is going to dart 
off of the body through the 

1263
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,760
water. 
It has 50 feet of movement 

1264
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:57,400
underwater, so that is certainly
enough to get over to shark fin.

1265
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:02,920
Hoo ha ha. 
Now I don't I'm going to say 

1266
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,920
that he was farther away, but he
is going to have to use his full

1267
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:09,200
50 feet to get to you and that 
is his bonus action. 

1268
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:15,240
Is that his movement? 
To dash, it is, and then what's 

1269
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:21,000
going to happen is this creature
is going to it lashes out with 

1270
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,840
one of its claws and also tries 
to bite. 

1271
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,400
This sort of happens 
simultaneously. 

1272
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:30,720
Any reactions you'd like to 
take? 

1273
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,680
I don't think I have one. 
OK, my light blue is my bite, my

1274
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:46,560
dark blue is my claw. 
So that is a that is a 19 on the

1275
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,160
bite. 
OK, that'll hit. 

1276
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:52,160
And a 10 on the claw, that'll 
miss. 

1277
01:14:52,240 --> 01:15:00,080
OK, the bite. 
OK, just so many dice over here.

1278
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,240
Eight points as this thing bites
you. 

1279
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:06,400
It tries to claw, but you're 
able to swim out of the way. 

1280
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:08,840
And maybe that's a good thing. 
Don't. 

1281
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:12,400
Don't worry about why. 
OK. 

1282
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,120
Just the eight points of damage 
from the bite is this you sort 

1283
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,280
of feel like this thing when it 
when it goes in for the bite and

1284
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,840
the claw almost like it tries to
constrict around you, but you 

1285
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,480
are able to to avoid that. 
OK. 

1286
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,720
And that'll take us over to 
Shark Fin. 

1287
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:33,560
So quick question, where is the 
ladder up onto the ship located?

1288
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:39,480
We'll say that the ladder is. 
I assume it's near either pan or

1289
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,680
Eagle. 
Yeah, say that it's on. 

1290
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,200
Well, Eagle jump, neither one of
them need to use the ladder. 

1291
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,160
We'll say that the ladder is 
over on the side here. 

1292
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,320
OK OP, so opposite of to the 
left of Eagle and Pam. 

1293
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,880
Good to know. 
I'm going to just kind of we're 

1294
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,840
going to shift, we're going to 
take a quick little swim there, 

1295
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,200
5 feet. 
We're going to stay next to the 

1296
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,400
guy, just get a little closer to
the ship, OK? 

1297
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,640
Just in case. 
Sure, in case things go bad. 

1298
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:12,280
And then we're going to try and 
bite this man with my. 

1299
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:16,000
Shark Jaws What's your What's 
your to hit on a shark jaw? 

1300
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,560
It's not insane, it's it's a + 
4. 

1301
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:23,160
Shark jaw so. 
We'll see what happens. 

1302
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,080
That is a a dirty 20. 
That's a hit. 

1303
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:35,000
And wish that was better but it 
is 4 piercing damage OK. 

1304
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,000
Four points of damage. 
You bite into this creature and 

1305
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:45,640
it is this mixture of blood and 
like briny water, salty. 

1306
01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,560
Anything else for a shark fin? 
That I think that's really it. 

1307
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:52,360
I don't think I have a shark 
bonus action so I'm good. 

1308
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:57,120
Do you get anything for them 
being not a full health? 

1309
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,640
Not that I know of on that. 
Doesn't look like it on the reef

1310
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,240
shark. 
I know other sharks do where if 

1311
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:08,960
they attack something with not 
full health, I mean let me 

1312
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,200
double check to make sure you 
don't get cheated. 

1313
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,040
Not that it would matter right 
now, but it would matter moving 

1314
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,680
forward. 
How come the ads load 1st and 

1315
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:20,760
the website doesn't? 
Ads are likely coming from the 

1316
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,640
Google AdSense server, which has
much better bandwidth. 

1317
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,040
The ads are coming from within 
inside the house. 

1318
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:28,560
On the line. 
I could just look at it in here.

1319
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,960
The ads are coming from inside 
the house. 

1320
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,160
No, nothing. 
OK. 

1321
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:34,320
I just don't want to cheat you. 
I'm I'm sending ads through your

1322
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:35,960
computer. 
I'm making money. 

1323
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,400
I appreciate that, Chris. 
Thanks. 

1324
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:38,920
And I'm putting it back in the 
fund. 

1325
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:45,960
OK, this one on the deck that is
sort of north of Angle in 

1326
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:49,760
Pandemonium looks up, its mouth 
covered in blood and viscera, 

1327
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:55,560
and it looks at, let's see which
one of you it's going to target.

1328
01:17:55,560 --> 01:18:01,400
It's going to look at Angle and 
it opens its mouth and it vomits

1329
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:06,480
out this line of blood and guts 
and brine and gross. 

1330
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:10,880
I need a dex save. 
I can see it coming, so I have 

1331
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,840
advantage. 
Is that all that? 

1332
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,520
Yeah. 
Dangerous for sure. 

1333
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,080
I'm going to give you an 
auspicious warning. 

1334
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:22,800
OK, reactions to add AD 4. 
Advantage and AD four, yeah. 

1335
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:26,440
So that's 14 or that's much? 
Better. 

1336
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:33,400
So what 20 the best? 
Is that with the D4? 

1337
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:36,400
Yeah. 
OK, that is a success. 

1338
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:42,320
So you're able to dodge out of 
the way mostly, and let's see 

1339
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:46,000
how your damage goes. 
No chaos search for you, Pam. 

1340
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,640
No chaos search. 
No chaos. 

1341
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,400
What a coward. 
I don't get to choose that 

1342
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:55,240
that's. 
Going to be 7 points of acid 

1343
01:18:55,240 --> 01:19:00,840
damage, OK, as you are hit by 
this just giant line of gross 

1344
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:06,240
bile. 
And then what's going to happen 

1345
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:16,040
is this thing is going to move 
sort of across the deck to maybe

1346
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,000
get closer to the edge of the 
ship, OK? 

1347
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:24,680
The other one is going to move 
around from its quarry and then 

1348
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,080
it is going to look at Pan and 
do the same thing. 

1349
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,240
It's going to shoot this line of
bile at you. 

1350
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:39,840
Please give me a deck save. 
OK, hard to use my reactions. 

1351
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:43,400
I can't long odds myself. 
Got a GBT over? 

1352
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,800
There, don't you? 
If I do, I don't have it. 

1353
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,280
If you. 
Do it's it's on that cabinet 

1354
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:50,160
right next to you. 
Is that the one that was in the 

1355
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,800
cat litter? 
I did it is OK, I did clean it. 

1356
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,640
I just put it back where it was 
so I wouldn't forget. 

1357
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,600
OK, let me reach over there real
quick. 

1358
01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,760
This will hurt me so I'm going 
to spend it. 

1359
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:02,200
OK. 
Cash in a GBT? 

1360
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,760
How many got is that your 
that's? 

1361
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:11,840
All I had that's worse. 
So dex save, yes, that's going 

1362
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,200
to be a Hot 10. 
That is a fail. 

1363
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,320
You take the full brunt of this 
bio blast. 

1364
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,600
That is 16 points of acid 
damage. 

1365
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:23,160
Ow. 
Wait a minute, acid. 

1366
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:29,560
Yes, I have resistance to acid. 
OK, so eight points cool and you

1367
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:38,000
are like sort of tied up in this
viscera and like lake junk and 

1368
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,160
you will also be restrained 
does. 

1369
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:47,360
That just mean my movement is 0.
Yes, and don't attacks against 

1370
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,880
you have advantage. 
I thought that was 

1371
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,800
incapacitated. 
You could very well be right. 

1372
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,760
Yeah, you're you're you have no 
your speed is 0. 

1373
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:58,640
You cannot get bonuses to speed 
and anything. 

1374
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,880
Any attack rolls against you 
will have advantage. 

1375
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,360
OK and you have disadvantage on 
deck saves and your attacks will

1376
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,600
have disadvantage I. 
Don't like that? 

1377
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,840
And then this creature will move
another 20 feet, roughly 20 feet

1378
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:17,160
toward you to hopefully get into
a kilt position. 

1379
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,680
Right. 
And that's it. 

1380
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,640
Let's go to put a pan. 
OK, how might I escape this 

1381
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,600
wrapping of viscera? 
You could certainly get out of 

1382
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,440
it. 
You can give me a strength 

1383
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:33,480
check, yeah. 
Or you can try to break out of 

1384
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:38,080
it like you would like ropes. 
It could be it could be attacked

1385
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,680
to to remove it to try to cut 
through it. 

1386
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:44,480
Yeah, there'll be an action. 
It it will be, yeah, unless you 

1387
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:45,840
have a bonus action that does 
damage. 

1388
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,640
I don't. 
I don't tell you what I'll do is

1389
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:54,200
I will I I guess I'll cut 
through it with my dagger. 

1390
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:59,560
OK, yeah, you try to pull the 
dagger out from your belt. 

1391
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,200
Go ahead and give me an attack 
roll. 

1392
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,400
Sure, sure, sure. 
See if you can cut through it. 

1393
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:08,040
That's a Manipulate action 
that'll activate a reactive 

1394
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,000
strike. 
No it won't. 

1395
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:11,720
Not in this game. 
Natural 20. 

1396
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:16,920
Yeah, roll your damage. 
See, that's the thing about that

1397
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,520
is I never remember how much 
damage the thing does because I 

1398
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:23,120
don't really use it. 
It's AD 4 D 4 + 2 + 2. 

1399
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:27,520
Well, here we go. 
So 2 D 4 + 2 here's 2D4 plus. 2 

1400
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,440
Is it a + 1 dagger? 
It's DAGS. 

1401
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:32,160
Isn't it? 
Isn't it a? 

1402
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,240
Plus one dagger. 
It's just a just well made. 

1403
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:43,280
Two D 4 + 2. 
That's 7 + 2 nine. 9 I hate that

1404
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,600
you wasted a crit on that, but 
you, you take the dagger and you

1405
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:50,440
cut through these bile bindings 
and you are no longer 

1406
01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:55,680
restrained. 
Sweet, that's my action I am 

1407
01:22:55,680 --> 01:23:02,680
going to. 
That would be a second level 

1408
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:05,160
spell slot, but it would give me
the fuck away from here. 

1409
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:10,880
Yeah, I'll, I'll burn another 
second level spell in misty Step

1410
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:12,960
30 feet away. 
OK. 

1411
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,520
So she's back on the boat with 
with Pressic. 

1412
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,920
Never mind, I changed my mind. 
It's fucked up over there. 

1413
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:20,960
You were right. 
Fucked up, he'll die. 

1414
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:22,080
Please. 
Please don't leave. 

1415
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:29,200
I'm so sorry. 
So misty step and escape. 

1416
01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:30,600
Yep. 
All right. 

1417
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:32,720
Anything else? 
That's it. 

1418
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:37,960
Do you want to move? 
What's the range on my other 

1419
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:42,640
good spell? 
30 feet? 

1420
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,640
No, I'm OK. 
OK, let's go to Eagle. 

1421
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,560
Eagle, You saw Pan get wrapped 
in this puke. 

1422
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,880
He was able to cut out of it and
teleport away. 

1423
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,160
OK. 
And this thing is just, you 

1424
01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:58,160
know, 10 feet from you. 
Two things. 

1425
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:07,040
My maul is not in my actions. 
OK. 

1426
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:09,440
Which is weird. 
How do I make that OK? 

1427
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:14,480
There we go, fix that. 
So first thing, bonus action 

1428
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:18,000
pulling, throwing rock out and 
hitting into this guy because he

1429
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,880
is not within melee range, 
right? 

1430
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:22,160
Unless you have a range of 10 
feet. 

1431
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,320
The one in the water too, I 
wouldn't say no. 

1432
01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:28,800
Well, I was going to go after 
the one that was going after 

1433
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:30,400
Pan. 
That is what I originally 

1434
01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:34,120
decided to do, so I will 
Baseball throw. 

1435
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:38,080
It's throwing rocket, this guy. 
And sorry because I'm I'm still 

1436
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,960
learning your character. 
Remind me you can do that as a 

1437
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,560
bonus action? 
Yeah, missed word, missed, would

1438
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,400
defender. 
Thank you. 

1439
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:48,360
While I'm why I'm not within 
male range of a hostile 

1440
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,680
creature. 
Perfect. 

1441
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,840
Yeah, Thank you. 
So are you throwing that one, 

1442
01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:55,840
throwing that rock at the one 
near you or the one in the 

1443
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,840
water? 
The one near me OK, the one that

1444
01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,560
was going after Pan to start. 
With Yeah, and don't worry about

1445
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,480
the one that's going to eat 
Finn. 

1446
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,360
Well, Finn will be fine. 
He's a shark. 

1447
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:07,440
I made this decision already. 
This is what I was going to do 

1448
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,560
before I realized Pan was flying
away. 

1449
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:13,320
Wes, if you if your shark gets 
brought to zero hit points, I'm 

1450
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:16,080
going to need you to sing the 
entirety of Baby Shark. 

1451
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,520
Do you do you know it all? 
That's the trade off pretty easy

1452
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:22,400
13. 
To hit. 13 is a miss. 

1453
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:25,480
OK. 
And then I will close the gap 

1454
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:29,120
and swing with Maul. 
You throw the rock, you miss, 

1455
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:32,120
but maybe the rock gets this 
thing's attention as it turns 

1456
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,400
its head to look. 
You bridge the gap, and then you

1457
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,400
bring them all down. 
Let's see if that can. 

1458
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:41,680
Let's see if you can hit. 18 to.
Hit eighteen hits. 

1459
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:45,720
Solid. 
Swing them all down on this. 

1460
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:54,920
Think its body is like weirdly 
soft. 11 damages. 11 damage, you

1461
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:59,080
swing this down for 11 points of
damage, this thing squishes out 

1462
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,680
and there's a bunch of like 
river water, lake water, 

1463
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,280
whatever, that just squelches 
out onto the deck. 

1464
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,480
It's like a dog barfing anything
else. 

1465
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,720
OK, we're going to go to our 
water boy. 

1466
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:15,840
Our waterboy is right next to 
the shark. 

1467
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,400
We're going to do the claw in 
the bite. 

1468
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:21,400
My dark, my my glitter is my 
bite. 

1469
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:29,320
OK, that's a 10 on the claw and 
a non natural 20 on the bite. 

1470
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,120
That'll that'll hit. 
So just the bite again, it it, 

1471
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:36,080
it fails to do its thing, seven 
points of piercing damage, OK, 

1472
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,800
as it bites into you. 
And then what will happen is 

1473
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,520
it's going to use its bonus 
action. 

1474
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,760
Let me make sure that this 
works. 

1475
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:47,720
It's going to use its bonus 
action, it's going to swim 

1476
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:52,320
toward the edge of the ship, and
then it is going to begin 

1477
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,080
clawing its way onto the deck. 
So it's going to climb up out of

1478
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:55,640
the water? 
Yep. 

1479
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,000
Can I get an attack of 
opportunity? 

1480
01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:00,120
You certainly can chomp. 
Take a little chomp at it. 

1481
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:02,120
That's one thing that's nice 
about this game compared to 

1482
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:03,800
others. 
Everyone gets attacks of 

1483
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:04,960
opportunity. 
They're not special. 

1484
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:13,640
All right, that is a a dirty 20.
That's a hit. 

1485
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:16,080
Roll your bite damage. 
Do more than four points. 

1486
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:21,000
I would like to. 
It's a sexy. 20 It did more than

1487
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,440
four points, that is five 
points, Eight points left 

1488
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,960
piercing damage. 
You take a big chunk out of like

1489
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:29,880
it's back end as it tries to 
pull itself out of the boat. 

1490
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:37,160
It does. 
I do need to make a check and I 

1491
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:39,800
certainly do. 
It pulls its way on the deck of 

1492
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:44,040
the ship. 
It'll be right here near sort of

1493
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,200
near Eagle. 
OK. 

1494
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,880
And then that'll take us to Reef
or to fin. 

1495
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:50,440
Shark. 
Shark Fin. 

1496
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:54,200
Here's 1 issue. 
Sharks don't have arms. 

1497
01:27:55,520 --> 01:28:00,480
If if Finn Wolf is an MD, what 
is Finn Shark? 

1498
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:02,880
Is he a Is he a marine 
biologist? 

1499
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,240
Makes sense? 
Does it? 

1500
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:09,960
No. 
He's a chiropractor. 

1501
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:12,680
He's a geologist. 
Chiropractor is very funny. 

1502
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:18,000
He's a massage therapist. 
What do sharks know about 

1503
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,520
cracking bones? 
They ain't even got bones. 

1504
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:23,000
They got bones. 
I mean, they don't. 

1505
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:26,920
There's nothing I can do to 
continue this combat as a shark 

1506
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:31,840
here. 
I got 40 foot of swim speed, he 

1507
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:33,000
said. 
The ladder is over here. 

1508
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:36,200
Yeah, the ladder is, I'm going 
to say yeah, 40. 

1509
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,360
Feet how? 
Far is the deck off the water. 

1510
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,680
Like 10 feet you. 
Can't do one of those cool like 

1511
01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:44,720
out of the waters and then. 
Change if they get a lot of 

1512
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,040
momentum, I think. 
If you would like to, you have 

1513
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,480
plenty of booming. 
If you'd like to get a running 

1514
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:50,680
start, make me an athletics 
check to try to jump out of the 

1515
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,040
water. 
And then you're a fish on the 

1516
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:55,080
fucking deck of a ship flopping 
around. 

1517
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,840
Freewheelie onto the yeah. 
Freewheelie onto the boat and 

1518
01:28:57,840 --> 01:28:59,600
then. 
Change I think, I think it has 

1519
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,120
five. 
I think it technically has 5 

1520
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,160
foot of land speed. 
What? 

1521
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,760
If you freewheelied and then 
midair change back into fin I'm.

1522
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:08,800
Sorry, I also realized that 10 
feet from the water to the ship 

1523
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:10,880
is a lot. 
It's not ten feet, it's probably

1524
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:14,840
like 5 free. 
Willie onto the boat. 

1525
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:17,320
A Free Willie manoeuvre is 
entirely possible. 

1526
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,760
I will let you attempt to give. 
You like cool. 

1527
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:24,200
You said athletics, yeah, but so
like the shark doesn't have 

1528
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:27,520
athletic scores, so just be the 
+2 strength for athletics, 

1529
01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:30,120
right? 
Certainly sharks are proficient 

1530
01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:33,800
in in strength. 
It isn't listed on the the 

1531
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,880
creature stat block. 
OK, maybe I'm. 

1532
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:37,160
Wrong. 
The only skill it lists in 

1533
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,960
addition is Perception. 
If it doesn't list athletics and

1534
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:42,480
it's not proficient. 
Then it would just be +2. 

1535
01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,480
I'll tell you what, if you if 
you use all of your shark 

1536
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:51,520
movement to get like a a running
start effectively, I'll give you

1537
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:54,880
a bonus. 
And you can still get a shark. 

1538
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,240
Bite in. 
This is really dumb. 

1539
01:29:57,680 --> 01:30:00,840
Yeah, it is funny. 
I'll I'll try it. 

1540
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:06,360
OK, so Finn Shark will sort of 
swim around and then just take 

1541
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,000
off toward the ship and attempt 
to jump out of the water. 

1542
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,000
Sure. 
Go ahead and give me an 

1543
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,080
athletics check. 
If if you're using all your 

1544
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:14,480
movement for that, I'll give 
you, I'll give you advantage. 

1545
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,520
Why not? 
It's going to be like a pug kind

1546
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:18,680
of jump on the couch. 
It's a new year, no one can say 

1547
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:24,800
that I'm not generous. 
That is a 16. 

1548
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:30,560
I think a 16 is good. 
So you are a shark and you are 

1549
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,720
on the deck. 
You can put yourself on the deck

1550
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,680
anywhere within, we'll say 
anywhere of 10 feet of where you

1551
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,200
are. 
However you wanted to get on the

1552
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,240
deck is fine. 
As long as you're within 10 feet

1553
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,360
of the the side of the ship then
it's fine. 

1554
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,200
Should I put myself in the 
dumbest place possible? 

1555
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:43,960
Yeah. 
Of course. 

1556
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:46,560
All right, I'm going to put 
myself right here, right? 

1557
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:48,320
Now you get advantage with me or
whatever. 

1558
01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:51,200
Right in between the two kelp. 
Drinks between the two Kelp 

1559
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:55,080
Drakes, but also there's one 
Kelp Drake right in between Finn

1560
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,360
Shark and Angle. 
That's true. 

1561
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:58,160
And that's the one I'm going to 
take a bite at. 

1562
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:02,720
A A beached reef. 
Shark A beached reef shark. 

1563
01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:05,760
You do begin to suffocate. 
Flop it around, I can hold my 

1564
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:06,840
breath for a little bit. 
You. 

1565
01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:10,480
Can hold your gills. 
I I don't think it's going to 

1566
01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:11,440
come up. 
OK. 

1567
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:14,720
I'm gonna stay. 
Shark, right? 

1568
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:16,920
How does how does suffocate work
in five? 

1569
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:20,480
VI don't fucking know man I'll. 
Figure it out. 

1570
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:23,760
It's a natural 20. 
There's probably no Is it really

1571
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:24,840
natural? 
20. 

1572
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:26,720
That isn't. 
That's so stupid. 

1573
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,480
Playing shark that. 
Was stupid I. 

1574
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:35,040
Regret letting you do this? 
OK. 

1575
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,440
But let's, I mean, let's talk 
about how cool this. 

1576
01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:38,320
Is. 
Oh, it's very. 

1577
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,600
Yeah, the shark jumps out of the
water and it it'd be cool if I 

1578
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,160
killed this guy. 
I wish the SIM was here to to 

1579
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:46,960
watch. 
He'd be like, that's not that 

1580
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,440
impressive. 
Check out this sphere. 

1581
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:50,680
I got a 6th magic. 
Weapon. 

1582
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,440
Do you double the mod in 5th 
edition as well? 

1583
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:55,880
No. 
OK, so that is the hate fund. 10

1584
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:59,080
piercing damage total. 10 points
of piercing damage is you jump 

1585
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:01,920
out of the what? 
You leap out of the water and in

1586
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:05,720
mid jump you catch this creature
in your jaw and RIP off a piece 

1587
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:07,480
of it. 10 points of damage is no
joke. 

1588
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:12,440
You do begin to suffocate And 
what's what's your con mod? 

1589
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:16,960
My con modifier as a shark plus 
1 + 1. 

1590
01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:22,040
So you can hold your breath for 
a number of. 12 rounds. 

1591
01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:26,000
Number of minutes equal to 1. 
Plus it's con mod. 

1592
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:27,760
Yeah, so, so you have some time.
Yeah. 

1593
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,720
I mean, I don't think it's going
to come up. 

1594
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:32,240
I think it'll be. 
I'm not too concerned about it, 

1595
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:35,280
OK. 
Sorry, 20 rounds, right? 

1596
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:39,480
No, no, yes, yeah. 20 rounds. 20
rounds. 

1597
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,360
I think we're, well, fine. 
I don't think I'm going to be a 

1598
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:43,160
shark for 20 rounds. 
You're going to be shark for 20 

1599
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,760
rounds. 
What if they just let you sit 

1600
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:45,520
there? 
They just all leave. 

1601
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,920
It's going to flow. 
Just flop around here. 

1602
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:52,000
OK, let's see how we do. 
So this this kelp Drake that 

1603
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:57,120
went to the north is going to 
use 1520? 

1604
01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:58,920
No, fuck off. 
I'm 10/15/20. 

1605
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,600
It's going to use its bonus 
action and its move to rush 

1606
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,200
toward pan Fuck off. 
And then we're going to do a 

1607
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:08,360
bite and a claw. 
OK bite. 

1608
01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:09,960
Make sure I get these numbers 
right. 

1609
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:13,360
I'd hate to kill you with a a 
cheat. 

1610
01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:18,680
Yeah, I'd I'd hate for that too.
First one is the bite is a non 

1611
01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:22,480
natural 20. 
Oh yeah and then the claw is a 

1612
01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:24,000
non natural 20. 
They're both. 

1613
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:31,200
Jesus Christ. 
OK so the bite D8D6 Oh my God 

1614
01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:34,960
that's 15 points I have 
unconscious. 

1615
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:41,920
What we just started. 
Yeah, it took damage from the 

1616
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:47,120
first thing that was resistant. 
And what happens is we now see 

1617
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:51,840
why getting hit with both of 
these is bad because it bites 

1618
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:54,520
onto you. 
It it, it hits you with its claw

1619
01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:58,120
and effectively what it does is 
it wraps around you and it 

1620
01:33:58,120 --> 01:34:00,760
begins to death roll. 
Yeah, that's about right. 

1621
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:03,240
I need you to give me a con 
save. 

1622
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:10,200
That's that's pretty good that 
the 20 not natural, OK. 

1623
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,360
So you're gonna take. 
It doesn't matter. 

1624
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:13,800
You're gonna take. 
I'll make two death saves. 

1625
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:18,720
You're gonna take damage. 
I think what happens is like 

1626
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:23,880
it's part of the attack. 
I think the way that it reads is

1627
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:27,840
that if I hit with a bite and a 
claw and both hit, I can use I 

1628
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:31,320
can death roll you. 
So it's not a separate attack. 

1629
01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,880
It's not a separate attack. 
It's a save though, So it's not 

1630
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:35,080
an auto crit. 
Yeah. 

1631
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:37,560
So I think what it'll do is 
it'll just do damage to you. 

1632
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:40,920
You pass the save so you don't 
get the bad condition. 

1633
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:44,120
I'm sorry, let me back up. 
I can only do this if I'm if 

1634
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:46,160
we're in water. 
OK, well there doesn't happen at

1635
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:48,680
all I. 
Lied it just bites and claws and

1636
01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:51,200
you fall in are. 
Bites and claws to a different 

1637
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:52,320
attack. 
It's a multi attack. 

1638
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,320
OK. 
How much help did you have? 

1639
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:58,280
1515 so you would have went down
at the second. 

1640
01:34:58,320 --> 01:34:59,720
OK, so make a chair. 
Yep. 

1641
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:08,160
So Pan is unconscious and dying.
Should have I should have 

1642
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:11,920
frangulated? 
OK, that'll take us to the one 

1643
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,640
that just got crit on by Finn 
Shark. 

1644
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:21,160
I think it's going to try to 
return the favour. 

1645
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:23,640
The newest Jaws movie is really 
weird. 

1646
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:27,840
This is a sci-fi original. 
The budget was $67. 

1647
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:31,000
I don't know how Steven 
Spielberg allowed this all. 

1648
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:34,040
Right, we're going to do the 
bite first on the reef shark 

1649
01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:40,720
with Advantage 11. 
With advantage you got 11. 

1650
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:42,720
That's a miss. 
A5 and a natural one. 

1651
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:45,520
Wow. 
And then we'll do a claw on the 

1652
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:51,280
shark as well 24. 
Yeah, that'll that'll hit. 

1653
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:55,320
OK, that'll depth to hit. 
Claw not great damage 7 points. 

1654
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:59,480
Points of slashing damage. 
That is the exact number of hit 

1655
01:35:59,480 --> 01:36:00,960
points that I had left as a 
shark. 

1656
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:05,360
OK, so no more no more fin 
shark. 

1657
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:09,720
You're forced to just be Finn. 
I'm just Finn. 

1658
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:12,720
We're back to Finn, but you're 
at full health. 

1659
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:14,240
I have a full health. 
Yep. 

1660
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:18,520
Speaking of full health, Pam. 
Go ahead and roll my death. 

1661
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:19,480
Save. 
Go ahead and roll your death. 

1662
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:26,280
Save these secret death saves. 
OK, Eagle. 

1663
01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:31,040
I'm not dead. 
I will rage and then I will 

1664
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:33,960
bring the hammer down. 
Is that an action for you or a 

1665
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:35,320
bonus action? 
To rage. 

1666
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:39,480
Yeah, Bonus action. 
Begin to rage, go ahead and make

1667
01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:41,600
that attack with advantage on 
this kelp Drake. 

1668
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:43,880
I'd love if you could kill this 
man before the other one gets to

1669
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:47,240
attack me with advantage. 
How much damage could you do if 

1670
01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:50,560
you crit on a rage? 
How much damage could I do if I 

1671
01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:52,000
quit on a critter on a rage? 
Yeah. 

1672
01:36:52,120 --> 01:36:53,920
Would my rage damage get 
bonused? 

1673
01:36:53,960 --> 01:37:00,360
No Multiplied. 
So 2430 damage total. 

1674
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:13,080
Could you kill this thing maybe?
With advantage OK one is good 24

1675
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:18,800
to hit. 24 hits, you smashed 
them all, which really is just a

1676
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,800
big rock and a big stick tied 
together. 

1677
01:37:23,040 --> 01:37:27,400
That's not great. 
Nine damage. 9 damage. 

1678
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:30,560
OK, another squish on this 
creature. 

1679
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:36,920
Anything else? 
One more than minimum rage Maul.

1680
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:41,880
Yeah, that's it. 
OK, Eagle takes a smash on this 

1681
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:48,240
creature you hit. 
Finn is in an OK position here, 

1682
01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:53,680
but Pan is certainly not doing 
well and is by himself about 25 

1683
01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:56,880
feet away from all of you. 
Top of the round is going to be 

1684
01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:02,000
the creature that is not being 
flanked. 

1685
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:08,520
It's on the far side of Finn and
let me read this quickly. 

1686
01:38:08,520 --> 01:38:14,160
He's. 
Going to do another line of acid

1687
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:19,280
hit his buddy. 
OK, so this creature is going to

1688
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:24,960
reposition a little bit and is 
going to fire a line at Finn. 

1689
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:26,640
Finn, please give me a deck Save
A. 

1690
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:40,880
Deck save We win the Grant 3. 
All right, that is going to be 

1691
01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:44,360
14 points of damage. 
That's a lot of damage. 

1692
01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:47,480
And you will be restrained. 
Yikes. 

1693
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:51,120
Take that 14 points of damage 
and then go ahead and tell me 

1694
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:54,120
what you want to do. 
Oh, it's yeah. 

1695
01:38:57,080 --> 01:39:00,400
Restrained, do you say? 
You have disadvantage on attack 

1696
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:03,920
rolls, your speed is 0 and any 
attacks against you have 

1697
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:07,080
advantage. 
I will say that the one that is 

1698
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:09,040
between you and Eagle though, is
bloodied. 

1699
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:12,760
But I can't really attack when 
I'm restrained. 

1700
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:14,920
And. 
Fans have a disadvantage. 

1701
01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:16,840
Yeah, and Pan can't attack 
because he's. 

1702
01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:25,600
Dying, and I probably should do 
something about that, though he 

1703
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:28,560
might just die again anyway. 
What a way to to start the new 

1704
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:30,960
year is giving giving Chris's 
Sundays back. 

1705
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:38,320
What if you both die? 
I mean, if we TPK, we TPK. 

1706
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:44,280
And then we know we made it to 
2026 not much further. 

1707
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:46,440
Maybe it is the end of the 
world. 

1708
01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:49,880
Maybe. 
You know what, Finn? 

1709
01:39:50,760 --> 01:39:54,000
While you're getting, while 
you're covered in bile and 

1710
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:56,840
trying to figure out what to do,
and you can see that Pan is on 

1711
01:39:56,840 --> 01:39:59,640
the ground getting ready to be 
eaten by one of these drakes. 

1712
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:04,000
We'll pick up there next time. 
Oh, OK.