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Ofsted inspector all finished 
up. 

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I see I hope Hogwarts was to 
your liking. 

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I assume we have received 
outstanding again Professor bony

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fingers. 
We're closing. 

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This school with immediate 
effect. 

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What? 
There must be some 

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misunderstanding had a rabid 
three-headed dog in a place 

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where three first-years could 
access it with a simple 

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unlocking spell. 
There's a 50 foot snake in the 

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girls toilets and you lost 7 
defense against the dark arts. 

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Teachers are all either dead or 
in prison you heard of a DBS. 

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Check Professor Stony lingers 
you see. 

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Inspector, this is a magic spear
aney, the stairs move. 

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They literally flung a child 
often last week. 

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She still not recovered. 
Well what can we do? 

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Nothing Professor moaning 
knickers, you're going away, 

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probably for Life gross 
negligence as caban. 

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No, no, no much worse than that.
You're coming to join us. 

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Shit. 
Hello everyone and welcome back 

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to episode, 3 of teach sleep, 
repeat, my name is Dylan and my 

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name is Hayden. 
That was really good after last 

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week. 
I've been practicing, I've been 

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practicing a lot of heat. 
Oh yeah, I can tell really good 

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to know and we are back guys. 
Thank you so much again for the 

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response to the last episode. 
It seems like you're really 

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enjoying this podcast and we 
love recording it already. 

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So we are excited to get 
straight in and you will maybe 

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realize if you're a teacher, 
especially or if you have 

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children that we are currently 
in half term. 

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Woo, Hayden. 
What you been up to? 

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I've had a great afternoon. 
Um, I'll be honest with you, I 

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don't often do stuff. 
I'm one of those people. 

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I will spend a lot of time just 
sit around doing nothing but 

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this half time, I visited people
Gloria remember, I am a capable 

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Warrior. 
I visited some friends up North 

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so I couldn't be a keyboard 
Warrior and you'll know this 

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Dylan because I didn't message 
you every single, five minutes 

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Hayden. 
And I, for those who know us, we

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are kind of one brain at this 
point. 

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And, you know, my phones in my 
hand, I'm probably meshing 

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Hayden weishaupt in that second 
because I can't go without doing

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it. 
And it has been literally, I 

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think, for days. 
So you really need to fill me in

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what you've been up to, is the 
true bromance. 

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Even on Valentine's Day, we 
didn't message. 

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Well listen, I had a great time.
I went up north and we visited 

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the Lake District. 
That was a great day climbs and 

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stuff. 
I realized I was really, really,

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really unfit because we I have 
think about 30 seconds into 

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walking up a hill. 
I think my heart rate was 160. 

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Yeah, not great, but it's fine 
we powered through and I got to 

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the top of the hill and then I 
look to the mountains around me 

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and thought I was supposed to 
climb one of these recently. 

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Glad that didn't happen. 
You said close the top of the 

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hill. 
I've just got this image of you 

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being really proud of yourself, 
but we did. 

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It was good fun. 
I had a really, really nice day 

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and then we had a really nice 
day at a spa as well. 

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So it was my my partner's, but 
birthday during this little 

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visit and we had a booked a spa 
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So that's really nice as well. 
So to just summarize there, it's

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your partner's birthday. 
So you took her away to your 

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friends, find out and I booked a
spa day for me. 

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Anna, one of those backhanded 
presents. 

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Yeah, I got you two tickets to 
watch man united. 

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Yeah, I'm already worried 
because you're not the only 

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person to This. 
Now I've had quite a few people 

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saying, oh, you got spa day. 
You are you going? 

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I'll let ya. 
So you know for both of you is 

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it? 
Yeah it is. 

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Anyway, what have you been up 
to? 

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Well actually kind of our roles 
have been reversed, right? 

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Because like you said, sometimes
you can just sit in and there's 

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been a brand new game released, 
and I'll be honest, I've been 

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sat in front of my PlayStation. 
Playing the new Hogwarts Legacy.

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It's amazing. 
It looks so good. 

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I genuinely really want to play.
I might come on your house. 

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Yeah, you can come play it, you 
can play it but it just Got me 

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thinking it was really funny 
because I'm playing I'm playing 

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this game. 
Obviously it's in a school and 

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it's a Wizarding school but I 
can't help but draw these 

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comparisons and this thing just 
really really made me laugh. 

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So the whole idea is that the 
start you're going around doing 

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classes and each class. 
You do you kind of learn a new 

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spell so you meet all of these 
professors and your learning you

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know the curse for a fire fire 
flame or the curse to light up a

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room or the curse to undo a 
lock. 

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And it said, one of the missions
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herbology is just this study of 
plants basically wisdom. 

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It's and how to mix them 
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It's like two potions. 
So anyway, you go to herbology 

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and it's basically is the 
greenhouse where they grow these

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plants and you learn what they 
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So it's the equivalent of just 
gardening basically. 

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But for wizards fun and I want 
you to try and work out to try 

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and guess you go and you meet 
your professor. 

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What do you think? 
The professor's name was, I'm 

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presuming from your tone of 
voice. 

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It can be so stupid, Professor 
route. 

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That would have been good. 
I think in the real Hogwarts. 

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The real Harry Potter films is 
something like that, so I walk 

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in and I don't know why it 
should really made me laugh. 

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Because hello. 
I'm Professor garlic, garlic. 

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That's a brilliant name and 
basically obviously the writers 

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had a better day off on this day
be and but what they did was to 

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change it from the real sweaty 
of garlic, they just put a K on 

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the end. 
So yeah, that's such a classic 

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thing to do in like any kind of 
fantasy thing, isn't it just 

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just change the layer to another
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That makes the same sound. 
It kind of got me thinking 

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though can you imagine, you 
know, in second just go. 

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You got into food Tech. 
Meet your new teacher check. 

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Hello, I'm mrs. 
Quiche Lorraine! 

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Oh, if you doing the wrong room,
my name is mr. 

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Algebra. 
This is mad. 

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I don't have much experience 
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However, I have, you know, been 
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the first one I saw actually, 
today was of the game and I just

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love the fact that it's already 
been modded. 

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There are mods out there because
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And whoever the character is, I 
think it's not actually Harry 

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Potter. 
Is it know? 

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You kind of make your own 
character and you can change the

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The looks and change their 
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It's not a set character, right?
Okay, all right, so I was a bit 

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distracted anyway because his 
broom stick with Shrek. 

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It's just flying on Shrek, not 
the character was Shrek, the 

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known as the prusik was Shrek 
and hit. 

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This, this character was just 
riding on Shrek, so linking back

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to last week when we had another
catch up. 

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We talked about cream, next. 
Remember how we much? 

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We love them and you try to 
cheer me up by dropping me off a

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box of five premix, right? 
Oh yeah. 

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So linking to that. 
I wanted you to tell you've been

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trumped. 
You have been absolutely because

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some this week by my friends. 
Okay. 

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Because I turned out to my 
friends house. 

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We went around and I was in the 
kitchen. 

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They walked in and said, close 
your eyes. 

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So okay, so close my eyes. 
But your hands out. 

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Put my hands out and straight 
away. 

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I knew I had blood into my 
hands, right? 

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And they said guess what? 
That is, there was no that 

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didn't skip a beat. 
There was no there was no pause.

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There was nothing cream eggs. 
Like, yep. 

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And opened not a box of five 
Hayden a box of 10. 

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Not a cream eggs, not a 
succulent box of 50. 

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What have you got? 
No, no. 

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Firefox, a super succulent for 
10 bucks, you know the sound. 

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Well don't you? 
I do. 

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And we sound like as I drop. 
Yeah. 

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I had the third and and kind of 
just feeling it. 

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It was 10. 
I knew straight away and they 

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were preparing dinner and like a
child, I am before I even 

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registered there in my hand, I 
had one on wrapped in my mouth. 

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Ready. 
So you do like guys you know me 

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me having this one Cream Egg 
will not affect my dinner at 

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all, but what did affect my 
dinner? 

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What I had five at the, I was a 
bit boring class ridiculous. 

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We've done this before, by the 
way, I'm just going to say right

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now because I mean, you have 
talked about this how we just 

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are such like Primal beings 
because we just, maybe it's just

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me and you, but we just eat 
stuff and don't even know, we've

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eaten it until like five minutes
late. 

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There's a rapper in my hand and 
I don't know, I guess I've eaten

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that. 
I'll go to maybe like it's 

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lunchtime on a Monday, right? 
And maybe I've left my lunch at 

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home and I'm going to go to the 
shop quickly, just to get my 

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lunch and I think, oh, I'll just
buy a couple of multi back 

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things just because it will ask 
for the A week, maybe by multi 

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pack of six crisps or something,
some salt vinegar crisps and I'm

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really back. 
I've had one on the way back. 

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By the way to school, I just 
walking back from the shop 

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already in one of them and I put
my cupboard about call S5, left 

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one for each day of the week. 
Monday going home. 

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No Chris left. 
Yeah, there's no way they made 

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it to the end of the day with 
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I know what you're like problem 
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I'm exactly the same, especially
with the staff room. 

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Oh man, if there's some goodies 
in the staff room, I just can't.

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I can't help it. 
I think I've got a problem. 

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Because I'm already getting a 
name for myself people, don't 

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people at work? 
Just say no, I will eat 

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everything, I'll Hoover it up is
terrible. 

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Sorry, I've got to just come in 
here because you're not just 

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getting a name for yourself 
Hayden. 

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You've got at least one maybe 
two Tas who exclusively make 

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payments that they know you like
because they'll know they'll get

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eaten in the star. 
For, I mean, the teacher in the 

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room next to me who's a very 
good friend of mine, which is 

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important for this story, but 
still buys food in her weekly 

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shop specifically for her 
cupboard, for me. 

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Break time. 
When I honestly because I guess 

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I go rating, I just go around. 
Anyone got any? 

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And I'm gonna be snacks and I'll
just going to her hair. 

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Which is like yeah, you know. 
It is into a cupboard. 

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I know my little snack drawer. 
Yeah, I know my little spot, you

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know, I mean, I just, I just eat
the snacks. 

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It's funny because I've 
actually, they said that I'm, I 

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can't go into too much here, but
how ridiculous? 

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That is because I have that in 
your home, for me. 

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When I come around and your 
partner, that's your weekly. 

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That's true. 
You know, I'm thinking of is a 

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particular drink, but is only in
the fridge for you because oh, 

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that's sweet. 
Sweet Pepsi. 

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That's sweet. 
Sweet Betsy. 

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Not just Pepsi Dylan, it's Pepsi
maximum flavor, maximum Sugar 

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Smacks. 
So I'll drink Pepsi Max have. 

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I'm trying to be good could 
because you don't know that 

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Sugar going into your body. 
Although I do sometimes have the

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other version but never mind 
Pepsi Max. 

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I said to Hayden argue any Pepsi
Max and he was like yeah he go 

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you're not trying to be good. 
I was like yeah Pepsi Max. 

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Manuel and I said yeah Pepsi Max
that's that's the Mantra in the 

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sugar and Hayden without 
blinking without even trying to 

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make a joke. 
This look of confusion in his 

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eyes. 
It's because what I thought. 

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Max meant maximum flavor, 
maximum sheer nonsense, it's 

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nonsense, it makes nut, come on 
the word Max is like a good 

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thing so it's like I want 
flavor, you know, maximum flavor

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and we all know flavor comes 
from the bad stuff sugar, Pepsi 

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Max to me it I still to this 
day, it doesn't make sense to 

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me. 
Pepsi Max is like the ultimate 

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sugar 1. 
I'm sorry guys. 

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Of the idea of you going on like
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to be good. 
I'm gonna be really good none of

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this Pepsi Max announcements. 
Give me that normal Pepsi care 

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that down. 
I've had two cats today. 

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Don't you proud of me? 
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Why can't they just call it 
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Pepsi honest, it does Diet Pepsi
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doesn't, that's that's, that's 
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Why, to be honest with you, I 
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marketing but anyway, anyway we 
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Because those of you who listen 
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people and they didn't realize 
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loads of messages about sponsors
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like I hate to tell ya I'll tell
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positive T and I've been really,
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with the response because doing 
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necessarily Apprehensive about 
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just having a chat over? 
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Who's going to listen to this, 
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really, really nice, really, 
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And we really do appreciate 
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So thanks I still think that. 
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Who's listening to this? 
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Let's not tell our audience. 
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on horses, just be off now get 
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Jesus Christ. 
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response to say. 
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kindly took the Mickey out. 
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again. 
It's so long. 

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What if anyone wants to know 
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It's teach sleep, repeat POD at 
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funny stories send them to us 
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one for today's podcast so we're
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tuned for that. 
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now is get into the main bulk of
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about well-being. 
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to our sponsor from last week. 
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highlighting But some schools 
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kind of what I like to call 
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ideas for the sake of it, to say
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actually don't have a positive 
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end up having a negative effect.
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thought we could talk about 
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It's just teacher well-being in 
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For me well-being is one of 
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the looks of it. 
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different countries that just 
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when what I read because it's 
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well with well-being. 
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it's great in this country. 
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everyone thinks and that's the 
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personal stories because Is 
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personal stories are so 
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someone's experiences are, 
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the problem, but it's good 
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an empirical look. 
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here from education support 
their this charity set up in the

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well-being and schools. 
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frightening. 
So I'm going to fire some at you

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right now. 
Hayden, see what you think about

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them. 
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well-being index and they're 
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So 59 percent of Staff have It 
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academic year due to pressures 
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well-being, 55% of Staff of 
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leave. 
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cited volume of workload, as the
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leaving their job. 47% of all 
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they're unwell. 
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If you're unwell, you're going 
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Total health symptoms due to 
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For in five people experience 
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being in education. 
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crazy. 
I'm just I'm not even that 

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surprised you all sort of 
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that other people might be 
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I'm like, yeah, sounds about 
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and it's just, it's just mad at 
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I want to know how that compares
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I mean I'm sure there are, I'm 
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that are worse. 
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plenty professions that whose It
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consistently in the top five 
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And like we said before, if it 
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people in the Press particularly
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wouldn't be as bad as it is. 
We wouldn't be struggling to get

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that's what we mean by just 
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It's really important to tell 
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You are not alone. 
It's not just you, you are not a

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failure for feeling anxious for 
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It is not unusual. 
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a wide problem. 
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what while being is like not 
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places as well. 
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about this but Australia was 
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there. 
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consensus was. 
We're just overworked as 

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teachers and it's ridiculous. 
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is not good which leads to our 
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so great and then our social 
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everything. 
Do you know much about the 

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scheme's? 
They've got out in Australia to 

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help with this? 
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Okay, so obviously you are 
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sabbatical, it's something that 
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of kind of leaving work? 
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a job when you come back sort of
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But as far as I understand in 
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sabbatical scheme where teachers
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As far as I'm aware quite a long
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that was the bit of shock to me,
it's reduced pay. 

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But the idea is it has to be, 
you have to reply, you can't 

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just do it. 
I randomly you have to be like a

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certain way into your career as 
a teacher, and the idea is you 

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apply for this with the sort of 
mindset of, I'm going to come 

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back to teaching with even more 
to give because I'm going to go 

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and work on something. 
I'm going to go and learn this 

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skill. 
I'm going to go and do something

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that I wouldn't normally get to 
do and then come back and be a 

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better teacher. 
I think that's the whole idea is

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just so just out of this world 
to us, you know, that's 

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unbelievable. 
And I, you know, I'm hearing 

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this for the first time and 
things are going through my 

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head. 
The first thing is, what an 

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unbelievably good way of showing
an example of how a government 

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can step in and create a scheme.
Be proactive to try and retain 

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experienced staff without just 
letting them fall out of the 

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profession. 
Now, this might not solve it in 

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terms of the job isn't 
fundamentally changing. 

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But those people who are like 
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career and thinking okay well 
I'm often because I'm not doing 

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this anymore. 
They're actually going to get a 

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waiter to actually stay in the 
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teachers teaching our children. 
That's brilliant. 

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Now, hilarious, they're on the 
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I do this same article that I 
was reading. 

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It was talking about how the 
government are really trying to 

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combat what's actually happening
with this in mind, if it really 

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is, you never know what the news
but what they're saying is that 

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teachers are doing this and then
just going to get another job in

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will pay for a couple of years 
and then just Craig teaching 

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afterwards. 
So they're really trying to 

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crack down on. 
People not taking advantage of 

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the scheme, but I do. 
I do like the premise of that 

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scheme. 
So I was thinking, basically, I 

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want to have a little chat with 
you Hayden about what you think 

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might be good practice for 
helping well-being in schools. 

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Now, I just want to say very 
quickly, we are not experts and 

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at the end of this little 
segment will point you in the 

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direction. 
If you need some help with 

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anything, we're going to more 
detail later but I was just 

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thinking. 
Okay. 

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What can schools do? 
That's really simple because I 

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know what you and I say all the 
time and the first ones really. 

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Blindingly obvious. 
So let's not waste time in it. 

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It's giving time and giving 
money in form of Taylor's to do 

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extra within the job. 
If you're just a classroom 

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teacher and you're asked to do 
something extra than that you're

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already doing Lots outside of 
school. 

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So being given money and time to
perform that job, that's an 

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obvious way to help your 
well-being. 

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What else do you think that 
schools can do to help teachers 

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out? 
I really think there is a 

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fundamental flaw in the 
profession, right? 

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And it does link to well-being, 
But and you know, the way I see,

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this is, we have directed time 
and we are paid for these 

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directed hours are contracts. 
Literally, tell us what these 

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hours are that we paid for in 
which the school can direct you 

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to do things, but my problem is 
Within that directed time, we're

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not directed to plan lessons or 
mark them and that really just 

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grinds my gears so much because 
they are expected. 

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It's just like what? 
So imagine it would talk to 

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employers saying. 
Alright. 

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Okay. 
So don't have to do those. 

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Then they're just sort of like 
extra things I can do. 

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If I want to know, know you've 
got to do them. 

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I'll see your directed me to do 
them. 

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No, they're not. 
You directed hours obviously not

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directly. 
I don't have to do them. 

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Then you have to do then we 
would be fired. 

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What what were you talking 
about? 

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Why do we have this system? 
That's okay. 

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Because You can just put in for 
overtime, right? 

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No, no other time. 
Yeah. 

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Other than, of course not. 
It's just a just made me so that

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that kind is my context that 
links into what I don't like 

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about the profession. 
Which I because I think it 

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negatively affects our 
well-being essentially. 

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It could be summarized by just 
saying we have to realize that 

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the Baseline of this job of 
what's expected is already way 

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more than what our contract and 
our actual expectations are on 

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paper. 
Yep. 

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I think in a traditional school 
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Right? 
And you took the average working

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hours of the average teacher in 
that school, it's already more 

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than what the the Peds director 
time hours are. 

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And I just think that the end of
the day, that's crazy because 

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there aren't many professions, I
know there are some others that 

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will do this sort of thing, but 
in general we want to get paid 

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for the hours we do, and it gets
people's backs up. 

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Eventually once what, you know, 
once you're a few years into 

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your career and you've kind of 
stopped giving into all this 

452
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,700
stuff and you realize actually, 
I'm just giving my time away for

453
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,300
free all the time. 
You kind of just get a bit fed 

454
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,600
up with it especially when you 
start having families and stuff.

455
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,100
Are you know like that where 
that time becomes harder to 

456
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,500
segment. 
And again, look, we've been 

457
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,600
young teachers without families,
right? 

458
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,900
And we understand sometimes, 
when people say, oh, I've got 

459
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,100
kids at home and you're thinking
well, yeah, but you know, we're 

460
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,000
both still getting paid to do 
this job. 

461
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,400
I think both of our minds have 
changed as we've got older to 

462
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,700
say that's crazy. 
Those teachers who raise a 

463
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,900
family and work full-time are. 
Miracle, workers. 

464
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,300
They are unbelievable, human 
beings. 

465
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,800
I've worked with so many 
unbelieve, and they usually 

466
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,400
women because I prefer She's 
full of women. 

467
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:52,100
Unbelievable, mums, who managed 
to do this job? 

468
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:57,100
Inexplicably care for 30 
children during the whole week 

469
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,900
and raise a family and they're 
going to Breaking Point. 

470
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,600
They are reaching breaking point
because the Baseline of this job

471
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,400
is unbelievable and stuff is 
piled on top without time or 

472
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,100
money. 
It just needs to change but 

473
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,700
we're doing that thing. 
We said we weren't going to do 

474
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,400
talking about time and money 
which is the obvious stuff. 

475
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,700
What else do you think we could?
Improve well-being with in 

476
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:22,100
practical ways I think us having
a chat fun enough about this 

477
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:26,900
with a friend recently, but I 
really think that just having a 

478
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:31,600
bit more fun at school, just for
me, massively boosts my 

479
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,700
well-being. 
And what I mean by that is just 

480
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,500
having those days booked in 
where it's like a fun afternoon.

481
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,400
Perhaps someone's coming in, or 
you're taking the kids on a 

482
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,100
school trip or you're going to 
the local theater to watch 

483
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,900
something. 
Or just basically, anything 

484
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,100
where you get to bond with the 
kids, that's not in a science 

485
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,600
lesson or a mouse. 
Listen, I don't know. 

486
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,000
Just those moments are nice, and
they also come with reduced 

487
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,600
marking, which makes the day a 
bit better, you know, it kind of

488
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,200
comes with its perks and it 
doesn't have to be a Skydive or 

489
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,100
anything like that. 
It's culturally culturally 

490
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,300
enriching for the children. 
You could have someone come in 

491
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,400
and give a talk. 
One of my favorite days ever in 

492
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,700
scores, when an author came in, 
and the children are writing 

493
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,800
poetry and what was unbelievable
about. 

494
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,900
That morning was, I wasn't stood
at the front of the room going 

495
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,300
children. 
I have told you I need to see a 

496
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,500
front adverbial and the pronoun 
and every sentence. 

497
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,800
It wasn't that at all, it was an
actual poet came into the The 

498
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,800
school only had a Flipboard 
children were lying on the floor

499
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,100
in the hall with big pieces of 
paper, felt-tip pens, and they 

500
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,700
produce some unbelievable. 
Poetry, it was one of the best 

501
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,400
days I've ever had as a teacher.
I think what needs to be really 

502
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,300
recognized and I know people be 
nodding their heads like, how 

503
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:36,900
this is that teaching in front 
of a class is unbelievably 

504
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:40,500
exhausting. 
It is so taxing on the mind, 

505
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:42,900
right? 
Just just think about it for a 

506
00:22:42,908 --> 00:22:45,400
second. 
Imagine you had to arrange 

507
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,300
meetings all day because that's 
What they are and you've got to 

508
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,700
plan the meeting lead. 
The meeting feedback on the 

509
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:53,400
meeting afterwards, and they're 
back to back six hours a day. 

510
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,800
Oh, and there's all. 
And there's 32 participants, you

511
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,300
know it. 
That's how big my classes 

512
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,900
anyway. 32 participants in this 
meeting and you've got to lead 

513
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,800
it like what? 
Oh, and by the way, those 

514
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,200
participants on adults, their 
little children who you've got 

515
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,400
to keep focused. 
Yeah. 

516
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,500
So that that comparison to 
really good, but it still breaks

517
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,200
down that might sound crazy to 
some people. 

518
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,300
But then at the fact, their 
children at the fact that some 

519
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,800
of them have higher educational 
needs and how in, like, some 

520
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,900
sort of office jobs, you can 
every now and then you maybe 

521
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,900
turn around, you can chat to 
someone checks, whenever I do, 

522
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,000
it's not too lonely. 
Forget that you're in front of a

523
00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:26,500
class all day by yourself. 
A lot of the times, you're the 

524
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,000
only adult in there is actually 
like, weirdly lonely. 

525
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,700
Sometimes you don't really get 
to converse with other adults 

526
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:34,800
much in the day you might do, 
but generally, you're not, yeah,

527
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,100
and those relationships between 
staff are actually really. 

528
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,100
Early really important because 
it's that empathy, I think which

529
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:43,200
lets us not get into a spiral of
misunderstanding. 

530
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,100
What someone's job demands are 
for example, if you move into a 

531
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:49,300
higher position in a school in, 
what you really easy to forget, 

532
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:52,100
actually just being a class, 
teacher is really demanding 

533
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,800
already and an equally. 
If you're just a class teacher 

534
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,600
getting stressed at SLT, they've
got huge pressures on them as 

535
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,800
well. 
So just maintaining that empathy

536
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,000
and that actual bond between 
staff. 

537
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,800
I think it's going to lead to 
much less stress and just in 

538
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,100
general allow well-being to 
prosper a bit better. 

539
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,300
School, I agree and I think 
talking to other people such an 

540
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:15,200
important part of breaking down 
just that stigma around mental 

541
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,900
health as well. 
Like just being able to talk to 

542
00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:19,100
another human being and other 
adults about what's going on in 

543
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:23,900
your job and actually the DFE 
have released a well-being 

544
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:26,800
Charter, right? 
That schools can essentially 

545
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,300
sign. 
I think it's like there is their

546
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,400
way of encouraging schools to 
actually take a bit more of an 

547
00:24:30,408 --> 00:24:33,100
active role in improving the 
well-being and their schools, 

548
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,700
you can check it out. 
It's easy to find on Google and 

549
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:38,500
they've got like a like a nine 
in point checklist of things 

550
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,700
that it says, we will do this, 
you know? 

551
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,200
And one of them is about 
breaking down the stigma around 

552
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,800
mental health, and another one 
is in bed. 

553
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,500
Well, being in training and 
professional development. 

554
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:51,100
Like, actually there's, let's 
talk about this and put one of 

555
00:24:51,108 --> 00:24:52,800
our staff meetings on it. 
You know what, guys, the the 

556
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,900
staff meeting there's 17 staff 
meeting on science which is 

557
00:24:55,908 --> 00:24:57,200
going to put that back for a 
bit. 

558
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,700
And we're just going to talk 
about your mental health. 

559
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,400
Actually going to give you a bit
of a break for once as well and 

560
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,700
just show you that we do care. 
Like you're not just machines 

561
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:06,900
that have to work through this 
job all day relentlessly. 

562
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:10,100
And Go home when you finish the 
job way, after the hours you're 

563
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,500
supposed to work, you know, and 
you've not only just got home, 

564
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,200
you taking your marking as well.
It just made me think then when 

565
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,500
you mentioned 17th staff meeting
on science in a row or something

566
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,500
like that, another way that I 
think I've seen in schools do 

567
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,900
this in various ways, right? 
And I think a massive thing for 

568
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:30,700
well-being and just the sanity 
of your staff is to focus on 

569
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:34,200
something as a group that you're
improving one at a time. 

570
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,700
Right? 
And letting change have The time

571
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:41,000
to embed itself across the 
school, and not changing things,

572
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,400
for the sake of it, I've worked 
in schools before I've seen it 

573
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,500
happen where something's brought
in for maths in term one. 

574
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,900
But also at the same time by the
way, next week we're changing 

575
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,300
the English scheme of reading as
well. 

576
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,400
Oh and by the way, in which 
three the afternoon science 

577
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,000
lessons note, they need to be 
scrapped because we're going to 

578
00:25:54,008 --> 00:25:56,900
do this instead and it's just 
too much. 

579
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,600
We need to have one focus at one
time. 

580
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,900
This is my opinion. 
Really, really do that. 

581
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,900
Well, understand that perhaps. 
Perhaps okay, we know this needs

582
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,400
to change. 
Next time we're going to nail 

583
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,100
this first, get our staff 
working on this. 

584
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,000
That soiled. 
Let's go into the next thing. 

585
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,300
I remember when we started our 
career and I know that we would 

586
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:12,600
have both had these 
conversations. 

587
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,300
We spoke to some teachers that 
have been in the car a lot 

588
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,200
longer than are some of them 
near retirement of the time as 

589
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,100
well. 
And when we when these new 

590
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:21,200
schemes initiatives came in, I 
know that you and I are be a 

591
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:22,600
little bit buzzed because we're 
new. 

592
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,800
We're excited by everything. 
Well I wow, that sounds great. 

593
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,400
That sounds a bit like what I 
learned at University and these 

594
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,800
some of these teachers are just 
sort of roll their eyes kind of 

595
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,600
unenthusiastically uninterested 
and I don't be offended. 

596
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,000
Like they don't have passion 
anymore and I'd talk to these 

597
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,700
people and I just It stuck with 
me then just saying things like 

598
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,600
Yep, this is the third time in 
my career, that this exact thing

599
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,600
has been rehashed and come back 
around and they just got this 

600
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,300
idea in my head over yet, it's 
just Cycles. 

601
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,700
We just we try things and we get
bored of them and we bring back 

602
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,900
in old things. 
They don't work anymore and it's

603
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,600
just goes around and around and 
around all this workload 

604
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,300
basically for nothing, because 
they're just doing things they 

605
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,200
done in the past. 
And that really stuck with me. 

606
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,500
Maturing as a teacher, is 
realizing that those teachers 

607
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,800
were right and trying to wrap up
this chat about well-being 

608
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,300
Hayden, because you've kind, 
Touched upon mental health. 

609
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:12,900
And again, we're not experts. 
We are absolutely not experts 

610
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:16,300
and breaking down that stick, 
most really important, and that 

611
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,800
website. 
I mentioned earlier, education 

612
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,100
support. 
I just want to point people in 

613
00:27:20,108 --> 00:27:21,700
the direction of this, because 
if you're listening to this 

614
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,800
podcast and thinking actually I 
am anxious, I'm suffering from 

615
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,900
anxiety, suffering from 
depression, suffering from 

616
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:31,100
burnout. 
These guys, this education 

617
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,100
support charity. 
It's their sole Focus to help 

618
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,000
us. 
So I just want to point you guys

619
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,900
into the direction of Education 
support dot org but UK take a 

620
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,900
look, they've got a helpline, 
it's completely free. 

621
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
They have loads of Articles, 
loads of ways. 

622
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,200
To get professional help because
you guys you're not alone. 

623
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,500
This is a really really tough 
profession and they are a 

624
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,200
fantastic resource to go to, to 
get some help. 

625
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,200
Right. 
Dylan is time to move on. 

626
00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:01,200
Now, to the next segment of our 
podcast, where we share a story,

627
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,900
a funny teaching memory from 
someone at home. 

628
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,100
What's the name of this segment?
I don't know. 

629
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,400
We're gonna wait. 
So let me just clarify very 

630
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,000
quickly. 
You absolutely rinsed my name 

631
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,900
for an email because I took the 
initiative to go off and make 

632
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,000
one you've come up with a 
segment and you haven't even 

633
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,600
bothered to name it. 
Listen, I'm all about audience 

634
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,200
interaction mate. 
Okay, I'm asking the guys at 

635
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,300
home, too. 
Maybe suggest a name for this 

636
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:28,200
segment where we share the 
stories of you and your 

637
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,500
memories. 
Right, let's go. 

638
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,100
Okay, so what I've done is I've 
actually picked the story this 

639
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,400
week. 
We've had quite a few entries. 

640
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,800
So thank you to everybody who 
sent some stories in. 

641
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800
We had lots of friends and other
teachers as well. 

642
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,400
Sending things in. 
What's the end? 

643
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,800
I'm just sorry. 
Yeah, the email is teach sleep. 

644
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,900
Repeat POD at gmail.com, nice 
and short. 

645
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,600
So I've picked one and it just 
resonates with me. 

646
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,500
I found it quite funny and I 
thought, you know what, I'm not 

647
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,700
even To tell you what it is, I'm
just going to send you the 

648
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,900
story, which I've just done by 
the way. 

649
00:28:56,900 --> 00:29:00,100
So check your phone and I'm 
going to get you to read it out 

650
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,500
loud and just tell the story. 
All right, so when you're ready,

651
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,300
I'll get okay. 
So this is from Matt and I'm 

652
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:08,600
going to start reading it. 
Now, he's a teacher, by the way,

653
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:13,300
obviously, my ta bought our 
class and inflatable dolphin for

654
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:17,800
RC themed, but call up. 
I am I laughing already the kids

655
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,300
loved it, and even gave it a 
name, one day towards the end of

656
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:24,000
the year, the children came into
school to see that it Had 

657
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,200
deflated and they were very 
upset. 

658
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,100
I told them and I don't know why
I did this, but if they did 

659
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:33,500
their work before lunch, we 
would have time for it top. 

660
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:37,900
It funeral you can already tell 
this person was like, the 

661
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:46,100
beginning of that career. 
Children raced through the wag. 

662
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,400
And this from is the funeral 
went ahead. 

663
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:52,600
The children were made to talk 
about shots in dudes, opens up 

664
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,400
and generally looks smart. 
I've prepared an order of 

665
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,200
service we've become with the 
names. 

666
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:03,500
Never myself, the TA all the 
children knew the word. 

667
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,500
So we just mind. 
There's a box of tissues, hate 

668
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:09,500
its way across the room, one 
child delivered, a very touching

669
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,500
speech. 
Reminiscing about all the good 

670
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,700
times. 
We shared claiming we will miss 

671
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:22,000
his smile. 
Oh his warmth and his farts. 

672
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:28,600
This was greeted with no 
reaction or laughter, just a 

673
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,600
serious, not a bad. 
It was just so upset. 

674
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,000
So upset if they just got into 
character, they all knew they 

675
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,700
were like yeah I remember I was 
writing one time and the dolphin

676
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:39,900
farted. 
It was the teacher. 

677
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:43,300
It was Matt and he blamed it on 
the table we've all done. 

678
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:48,000
It. 
Next four children were selected

679
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,400
to carry the dolphin outside the
classroom as we had a door 

680
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,400
leading to the field as a Class 
procession we followed the 

681
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,000
dolphin past classrooms of 
busily working kids. 

682
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,600
This place of rest imagine that 
just year five. 

683
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,200
Like looking at the bottom what 
is that new teacher doing again?

684
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,300
Some children scattered soil 
over the body. 

685
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,800
The worst bit was apparently 
there's a worse bit to this that

686
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,900
that wasn't the work there's a 
question coming up now. 

687
00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:21,900
Apparently the caretaker had a 
skip at the time and we decided 

688
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,600
once the children had gone with 
Put the dolphin in it. 

689
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:28,100
Little did we know the skip 
would be moved to the playground

690
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:31,200
for collection? 
Just as this hill that you have 

691
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,700
lunch, their faces were 
horrified after they spotted. 

692
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:37,900
This deflated dolphin lying on 
top of the rubbish waiting to be

693
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,300
collected. 
Shocking me. 

694
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,900
We had no parental complaints 
and to this day SLT have no 

695
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,700
knowledge of any event or 
correct until this day. 

696
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,100
Yeah. 
Really enjoying the relatable 

697
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:50,400
podcast. 
Keep it up. 

698
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,700
Matt. 
So we go. 

699
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:52,900
I thought you'd enjoy that 
story. 

700
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,200
Would you think that is 
genuinely genuinely? 

701
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,900
I'm I think we might have to put
this segment to rest because how

702
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:02,700
can you top a dolphin funeral? 
You know, you are roasting me 

703
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,500
last week about how you took a 
child out and they were like, 

704
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,500
yeah, just doesn't stop talking.
It's just when you're when you 

705
00:32:08,508 --> 00:32:11,800
start teaching, I don't know 
what it is but you just, I don't

706
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,000
know. 
Maybe just let your guard down a

707
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,400
bit more but you just have so 
much, silly fun. 

708
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,500
And I do feel like part of 
well-being is that enjoyment, 

709
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,400
you know, just having those 
moments with the kids, when the 

710
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,200
time table isn't round with, 
you've got to do a million 

711
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,200
things. 
Things at once and having a 

712
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,500
dolphin funeral, why not? 
Yeah, so to summarize, that's 

713
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,800
your solution, right? 
I said, maybe even more time and

714
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,700
money something like that. 
Hey, have a dolphin funeral that

715
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,700
song about being guys. 
That's how you cure it. 

716
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,700
I'm gonna go over that for a 
while in the future we have had 

717
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,400
some people emailing us. 
They're quite Keen to come on to

718
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,200
the podcast. 
So what do you think about? 

719
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,200
Get some guests on in the 
future? 

720
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,100
Even I think it's an amazing 
idea. 

721
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:48,300
And to be honest with you, I'd 
love to hear some more stories 

722
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,900
from people but also, you know, 
some serious stuff as well. 

723
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,000
Yeah, we're going to continue to
mix up. 

724
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,900
I think But absolutely 
brilliant. 

725
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,000
That's all. 
We've got time for this podcast,

726
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,600
so we're going to end it. 
Nope. 

727
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,100
Nope. 
Nope, nope. 

728
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,600
Nope. 
Dealing with done it again. 

729
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,400
But listen, we know the people 
are coming back for the pretty 

730
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,800
stick stories. 
Oh, the pretty stick story. 

731
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,500
Next time about it next time, 
guys. 

732
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:11,800
We'll see you then have a good 
one. 

733
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:12,800
Bye bye.
