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So you're not going to get ax. No, like no bullshit question.
Like that would normally be asked to see your shows.
I've seen on YouTube. I've seen it, trust me.
I know maybe just look, maybe just a little, but today, we're
talking about our love of Seinfeld, right?
Yes. My favorite show?
Yeah, me too. Like, people don't believe that
I really love that show. I'm gonna go out and say it.
I will watch that show over Martin any day.
Um, I guess I would too because yeah, when it was announced that
it was coming to Netflix. That was like the happiest day
of my life. One of the happiest days because
now I can see it whenever I want to.
Yeah, well, not when fighting to, but I miss the late more to
it because of the sarcasm, like, they taught me how to be
sarcastic. So that's where I get my talk.
So I kept them from, so, yeah. Yeah, I got out.
I don't go, don't get me wrong, everybody out there.
I'll Of Martin - I had to if I had to pick what to watch on a
Sunday afternoon, believe I'm watching Seinfeld all day every
day me too, and went with me with Martin, I will have to
watch it with somebody else so they can laugh with me but
Seinfeld I can watch by myself all day every day, do it more.
And I like to watch it with a group because he's so funny and
stupid. So it's like I might have crowd,
definitely now on, tell us about the podcast.
Oh, our podcast. So it's me.
Lionel and my twin sister Lenay, that's why it's called is by the
Fletcher Twins. And we ever since we were
little, we've been sports fans mainly NFL.
So we do, we love football. So we decided, once I moved to
New York, I was very far from her, so we decided to create a
podcast just so we can have that one-on-one sister time because
she's very busy. Her family, she has a husband,
and kids, and things like that. So we decided to have at least
an hour a week, and we talked about this Shenanigans and
sports, so we don't really analyze the game and give you
stats and things like that. I mean meet we may throw one or
two in there but with majority of the time we're talking about
scandals that happened off the field or off the court, things
like that. Like let's say athletes gets
arrested for domestic violence or something like that?
Or If like the Deion Sanders thing that's going on right now,
I'm going to talk about that this week him leaving JSU to go
to Colorado. I'm going to talk about that.
So we talked about like scandals that happened off, the field or
the cord, and we throw a little comedic.
And so I chasm in there. So we can make an audience
laugh, and things like that. So it's been going really good
since I think September of 2020. So, yeah, okay, definitely now
Whoo-hoo, your team's you said NFL.
So, will your football team? My foot?
My first team is the Jets and know, I don't like to judge
because I live in New York. Now, I liked them.
When I was in Florida, I started liking them because I'm a
defensive person and I believe defense wins championships and
way back in the day, they had a great defense with the rail
Rivas, Antonio Cromartie, and all that.
So that's why I really like them.
But my second team is Kansas City Chiefs.
And I'm so mad today because both of them lost today, So, I'm
not happy about that. What are your thoughts on the
Jets are bench in the quarterback?
It was needed in the new. It was needed in the
quarterback. We have now, why he's better?
We just didn't pull out the win today but he's better.
I think than that wasn't even though we took him by it?
What the third first round would like to third pick up, we had a
very high pitfalls that represent but this guy is better
why it's better to me now. So I want my sister Who's 13?
Nay, we arrival. She like the Patriot she's in
love with. So she did so many Super Bowl
rings with. So she's had the bragging rights
for years now. She didn't Father Tom because
she wasn't a Tom fan. She was a Patriots fan so
understandable. Yeah, me myself, I Dibble and
Dabble. With the Tampa Bay Buccaneers I
see, was that a CEO of the first year that I was there.
It was that your first year with them or no, of course not.
Because what I used to be at a fair in high school when they
had let John Lynch and all that. And they wanted the Super Bowl
that was when I was a fan. They have like the best episode
ever. Exactly.
Yeah. See I got I was really a
Keyshawn Johnson fan me too so and then when he went to Tampa,
I still like Tampa. But then I really, I really
thought like in them after cause I was playing like a lot of
automatic football. And I used to win a lot of games
with them so that's why we end up starting to like them and I
just stuck with him. Ever since like so I was like
yeah. I'm like yeah, it was, they were
my high school. I switched teams to ideas, but I
grew up a Cowboys fan, then became Tampa Bay in high school.
Then College, I was Carolina Panthers, and now on the Jets,
the I think I'm gonna stick with the Judgment now.
It's not even stick the Jets. So you were, so you're saying
you would never go back to the Carolina.
I know if I went back to another team it would most likely It
will be terrible because they're in Florida, but I would never go
to Tampa. If Tom, Brady still the
quarterback. Well but always, welcome you
back with open arms to welcome you back to Tampa.
No one seemed entire. I'm a maybe now what about our
basketball I'm a LeBron fan so wherever he goes, I go.
So unfortunately right now I have to root for the Lakers even
though I hated them because of Colby was so good and they kept
winning every year. I'm like, this is boring to
watch. Why would I watch basketball
every year in the same team keeps winning.
So I've always hated the Lakers but I like LeBron starting with
his, like, third year in the league.
I started liking him and so I went to Miami, then back to
Cleveland. Now, I'm with the Lakers.
Okay, makes sense. Okay, whoever LeBron going to
make sense, I'm excited, but I like I know the players but then
you can ask me anything about. That's what I want.
I have no idea. Oh my God.
So what kind of their Cena is so long?
I'm focusing on NFL so I don't really start watching it till
after the Super Bowl. So into what not really after
this. Woah into like Valentine's Day
is where the All-Star game be. Playing.
So I don't stop watching basketball to the all-star game
and then the playoffs because they're Caesar is to know.
I'm not going to watch 80 games, that's not gonna happen.
Do you guys give and like weekly NFL picks.
Do we, what do you guys give weekly NFL picks on who's going
to win for that week, but the following week?
Yes. So when my sister has a friend
for the he does, I parlayed tickets.
So that's she sometimes do any money from that.
But our family since our family is a football family, too.
We had, we do what is called the weekly pick them, where we pick,
who, we thinks gonna win each game and whoever wins the most
games, get the money. So we put it on like $20 each
week but still, that's the Money.
They have this year so far. I haven't won any week and I'm
very upset. Wait, why you didn't get it on
the parley? Do which is sister?
No, I don't do partly because that's that's that's I think
that's more risky to me. I would rather get my money, the
family, then somebody else that's outfit.
If she hit me, she got the formula clearly.
She definitely want a few times. So I'm not mad at that.
She definitely didn't tell us that post pics on IG.
The planes IG. IG stories definitely anomalies
like every week and I like today was horrible like it was
horrible today. Like I have nothing.
It's very upsetting. It is I can't really I still
can't believe Cincinnati one but Cincinnati played really good
today and I'm like why didn't do this in the Super Bowl?
I was very disappointed in the Super Bowl with both system,
Daddy and the rooms. That's why I'm thinking
sometimes to be rigged like you expect it to go to go or certain
way then no. Right now, I hate for polo, part
of Florida. We were born in Miami, Florida,
and we stay in this little town called Perrine.
Florida is very small but after Hurricane Andrew in 1992, we
moved to West Palm Beach. So we were raised in West Palm
Beach. Now, out of you guys who is the
main twin They say I am and I used to be as a child, like,
growing up. I was definitely the me because
I just didn't like anybody. And my sister is really passive
so they will always say she's the nice one and because I'm not
as passive as her or I would say no or give people attitudes.
They would say I'm the mean one, but I think now she's the me
one, but it's funny because she's only need to me and her
husband. She's not meeting anybody.
She's me to the two closest people to hurt, which is me and
her husband, which is very weird.
Very weird. Well, yeah, I would never pass
you to be to me when I honestly, that definitely wasn't me one
because it just comes out of, I don't have time and I'm not
interested in most things. Well, that's possibly probably
due to sign field as well. Well, I guess being in New York,
you have to be, you have to have to be the mean one.
Because you're in New York. Do you enjoy the right?
Yeah. Okay, so, yeah, you're right by
me, it's crazy. Because I heard a lot of things
about New York before I moved here about a people me and stuff
like that, but I haven't really encountered any mean people, but
didn't get on be looking people in the eye and stuff like that.
Like I'd be riding my business, don't do it, don't do it.
I'm grateful for that because I haven't encountered any Mimi
people, like, just me for no reason or just because you are
for no reason. I got a lot of family in New
York. Work and they always say, don't
look, don't mind your business. Hey, don't go in that.
Jay training after a certain time.
No, I'm sorry dr. Jane the E train, do I have to
take his long time since I just moved?
But mainly I take the sixth. But yeah, I'm not trying.
If it's after like, two in the morning.
I'm over at home. Exactly.
Don't be. Don't go in that each man to get
off and get off at stuffing in Lindon.
Don't do that or something Boulevard or Jamaica Avenue,
keep on going to sleep on the train.
That's a sweeping. I'm just gonna sleep on the
truth now. Why the hell of lot of people?
So goddamn crazy. Everybody say that and I don't
understand why cuz it's normal to me but maybe my normal is
crazy to everybody else. I think that's what it is
because we think is normal. What's that do some, y'all are a
different Bunch. That's the only thing they're
asking was crazy. That I remember, we did years
ago was, when that man, I guess he was on some kind of drugs ate
that other man face. I thought, yeah, I remember that
he was in a hotel, they called it.
I forgot was, it was like, zombies.
Awesome, zombie shit. Yeah, it was, that's the first
time I heard something really crazy happening, but now I hear
something like every other week and I'm like, well, yeah, that's
Florida. Oh yeah, he doesn't mean to
right now. At this point, it's I mean it is
but well, we stay, we could I was going well since we haven't
seen anything crazy in New York, that was going to ask you who
got the crazier people. I think from the stories I've
been here in New York, I mean, Florida has to crazier people,
but that's just because New York have more people, but New York
is like, used to seeing stuff that I'm not used to seeing.
So it would be crazy to me, but y'all is not crazy, but I think
our stuff is more outlandish because it makes the news, okay?
Like, I'm not used to seeing this many homeless people, I'm
not used to that. I wasn't.
I mean, I'm seen a homeless person before, but coming here,
I have didn't see that many. It's just fun.
Do you mind sharing your story about the homeless person in the
cell phone? Oh my God.
Peanut, that was crazy. Okay.
It's okay. I was at work for JP Morgan but
I had a Chase bank branch this day and my office is literally
in a back corner. Like you really gotta go through
a maze to get to even get to my office.
Like only a only, my co-workers know where my office is in
certain clients, like they'll just come to my office and
instead of asking for me in the front because they know where
I'm at. So all that to say, Allah People
don't know, I even be there, right?
So where my office is, I have one office next to me with a
glass door and that's what a water cooler is.
So I have to go get my water from that office, right?
So on this particular morning, I left my desk and I left my phone
sitting up, I must have was listening to you two, but I'm
the guy in the office next to me, went to the bathroom.
So I was like, oh, it's a good time to go with some water.
So I went it was filling up my little bottle and I saw it.
So I started homeless, man, come around the corner by my office
and I looked at him, he didn't see me.
I looked at him, but I didn't think anything was going to
happen. And then I saw him being the
corner and go into my office, and then that's when I rushed
out the thing. And I guess I'll probably scared
him. By that time he had already
picked up my phone. I didn't even know he had it.
And I was like, hello, can I help you?
And then, and then he was like, um, He everything started stupid
cause I forgot it was. So he asked me stupid question.
And then I'm like, huh alone? No, he did at all along.
He actually stopped and I was like, you can go on and front
for that or something like that. And then by that time, because I
guess the branch manager has saw him come back there by that time
to branch manager, head came there and then he was like, I
have him until I happen, whatever and I was like, fine,
so I didn't go straight back to my desk.
But then once I got back to my That's like a minute later.
I noticed my phone was going outside.
Oh my God, he stole my phone and I ran to the bridge manager and
I was like you stole my phone. We stole my phone and he does
ran out of the bridge ran after him, but of course couldn't find
him. So, yeah, that was crazy.
A homeless guy stole my phone. It was at the top of the year.
I was so mad, but I needed a new phone anyway, so I definitely
see. I just went to the team old like
any. We are by a T-Mobile store.
So I just went. There got a new phone.
Um, and cut off the old so he got nothing but some nice
pictures. Okay.
Your phone was unlocked. Yeah, cuz I was on YouTube.
Remember what? That one point, the branch
manager was texting him. Give me the phone will give you
a cash reward come bring the phone back and he was texting
him back. Nah I ain't bringing the phone
back you cute though. You want like you want something
is he was like being buried like and I was like wow okay I gotta
cut the phone off he's not bringing it back.
What? So yeah, that was my.
I totally forgot about that. But yeah, that's how I got
fucking phone. Yeah.
So it's safe to say. He definitely got some nice
visuals of you while you sleep and the people in the subway.
Wow, I was like, okay, whatever I had no way of contacting my
anybody. So I had to email my sister from
my help from my work email. And she told my whole family,
but then like a couple hours later, I was able to do
everything. So goddamn New York is so, um,
what gets on your nerves so bad that you have to say Serenity.
Now, like 10 people at work, what may be one person?
This is how I do it. Cuz this lady I work with, she's
the higher position than being but she don't know how to do
anything. You never know.
Always asking me if she send me the dumbest questions via email,
right. So I literally have to yell at
the email before I can even start typing.
Like, I've been like, oh my gosh, I just say something
really loud before I can actually respond in a
professional manner because her questions be so stupid.
And sometimes the answer answer emails may I ask you this when
you're when you're typing back your email, you replying back or
you put an aspir my last email I said.
Are you doing that with a be professional with it?
But yes, a be like we went over this already.
Like do you need for this to you again or here's the steps of how
to do it? It's not like being spicy to
email chat at work boy who it is.
Well, sorta Luke. We have a pick one segment that
we have right now. Okay, I'll give you three
choices, which one would you date?
Oh gosh. Okay.
We have a Jerry. we have George, or Newman.
It would, and why? And why?
Okay. Okay.
I will Pig Jerry because he was more stable in his career and
everything and he was like the more that even though he was
crazy with the Cave, the women like he would dump a woman for
anything like he would dump me in a week anyway, but I will
pick him over the other two cuz he's like more stable and Newman
had. It was a postman but he never
what he never delivered, all his mail.
Remember that White episode where he would powering it up in
the stores but you made it, he never delivered mail.
He never went to work when it rained.
I do remember cell phone. Okay, so Jerry Jerry would be
your choice because he's the most stable one out of all of
them. Correct.
Yes. But wait, what was that episode?
Where they thought he was doing bad?
And I think they want to recommend the program at some
other job. It was a Bloomingdale's.
Oh, his parents thought because they haven't talked about that.
And that's another thing I got from Jerry.
I never talk about my money with people so they don't know if I'm
broke. Or not, I never talk about
money, but yeah, because he never talked about money with
his parents, or his parents that he was doing bad.
So they had a Bloomingdale's development program.
That's what I was there. Debbie would definitely give you
some life. Some life lessons.
Yeah, it never talked about. The money is definitely one of
them. Mmm-hmm now, do you have a
famous Seinfeld episode him a couple?
But one that comes to mind is the video episode.
The car with the video in the car, the body odor.
Yeah yeah. Attaches itself to everything
and they was acting like he was that was solved but I can watch
that episode every day. It's so funny.
I'm trying to think of like it's really hard to pick one but I
think Oh, I think mine would be when Kramer got burned by the
the coffee and he put on the bomb.
And, and the boy was like, who took the put on the bomb.
They'll know, it was crazy. I heard that he was supposed to
be like the journey. What is the guy named he was
coming? Yeah, he was like a little bit
of Johnnie Cochran. It, Donna, Cochran dead.
That's, I think that was definitely my favorite episode.
Every time I see you. I like that character, actually.
Every time I see him, he was, yeah, he was cool, but Kramer
always messed up. The cases for him.
Now, what do you have any own? Which cast member of our mind,
you Yourself. Probably would be a little, I
would say George because his parents are crazy, and I think
both of mine are as well and it works off a little bit and he
just have no patience for and I don't have patience.
I'm starting to get patients now and be very peaceful.
But yeah, George is. I really like his character
because he is very real and he'd like just have no patience for
nothing. He's always screaming and
yelling but it comes from his crazy parents.
I think my I think my will actually be Jerry because I'm a
neat freak. One, he is everything.
Yeah, I have like, a people, would think we'll say I have,
like, one of those nonchalant attitudes, like, that.
Whatever it is, it's gonna work. It's gonna happen.
She's gonna work out. All right, whatever that I have
another latitude to remember the episode where he's everything
evened out for him. Yes, well, he would throw away
money and they find it in the park.
And you guys look like, he didn't care, he knew everything
will work out. So yeah, I think the one episode
I have that made me really put a stamp on it.
When I think when the chick was trying to get him to be mad
because she never liked, nobody never see the man and I think
that's me like nobody never really see me.
See me upset at all? Maybe never nobody whatever I.
Okay. Oh my God.
I'm not gonna get up, I'm not gonna give to them sensitive
back where I'm trying to like, like somebody that like that so
you're not but do you yell like if a girl your girlfriend made
you upset, but you yell at her? No, I just look at her like
she's retarded like she's stupid.
Like what? Why we allow our young for, what
was it? What is that gonna do?
I'm still final still, I'm not going to change, not good.
Oh my God. And I know it's bad.
That's not good. I mean because arguing is
terrible and you should be able to talk but the other parts of
my might think you don't care. Like you don't care.
If the answer doesn't like it doesn't nothing matters things I
do. It's like, all right, it's a
lot. It's a lot of energy.
When you yell it, is, it takes energy and I'm very commonly
back person. Like, now, I'm not trying to
yell, like, already have a crazy job already, and I'm not trying
to have craziness outside of my job, so, no, I can't.
But the home. Can you respect the men at
Double? Dips know and I just saw that
episode the other day and he was right.
I can see anything George should have done, was just got some
sauce and put it in his own play and then double did his own
stuff, but you don't double dip when everybody else is dipping
also. That's very nasty.
That's nasty. Motherfucker, like a double dip
out of had a function. Not a family function at a
regular function. Yeah, thanks.
So what would you have? So, I'm assuming you would have
took you would have took your own and double dipping your own
correct. It is so funny because the
characters like they got to so many arguments and stuff that I
would never do in real life and that's also why I like watching
Seinfeld or like these horror movies because it's like, I want
to do stuff like that but I would never act like I would
have never did that in real life, Boy.
George did. I was just took my own stuff and
double dip. George don't care.
George is Georgia lot of heart George.
Don't give a damn you don't like when you try to poison his or he
did Poison his boss. That looks cool.
Yes, I think I was like, one of the earlier episodes, right?
Yeah. That wasn't seasoned.
Why I think that was like, episode 2 or 3?
Yeah, he comes. Yeah, I don't think I could, I
could just go out go in my boss's office and just go off
like that. I did not lie, knock down the
statues, and then they come back, and I can't happen, like
know, right, I know, right. I have a whole duck.
That's this, o is so funny. And they talked about these that
everybody thought about, but not thought about enough.
To talk about our loud. Yes, that is.
It was definitely every, like, every day, like every episode is
about everyday things that you could easily get into.
That's something I really like about it, like this very, very
like relatable very well, out of all of the New York shows
because I watch a lot of shows based out of New York, like Sex
and the City, younger, all that. That's the sample is the most
relatable one, at least how I'm living my life, like, Sex in the
City. They walk around in heels.
All the time, ain't nobody in New York, Walker is 6 and chills
on the street. Like, that's not really
available and it is not realistic.
At all. Seinfeld is the most realistic
of New York, living of regular fold, not millionaires, or
whatever. But forever for definitely.
Now, do you have a best supporting character that you
like? I like Elaine in the fact that
she was the only girl I really like that because I like being
the only girl in a lot of situations because I can relate
to the guys, I told you I'm a dime.
Boring stuff like that, but she didn't care either.
It's, like, she was one of the boys and she had just as many
dates and boyfriends and sexual partners, and she didn't care.
So I think I liked her character.
I'm trying to somebody other than the main characters, who I
would really like. Party.
Elaine but buddy, you know what, how we know he is the he won't
in a mechanic. He was a mechanic right, but he
wasn't the crazy mechanic. That's told you no heart.
Okay, he was a mechanic. I feel like he was something
else but then he always been a mechanic.
He's as one of the characters that when he do come on, come on
the scene. It's like he definitely takes
over Yeah, it wasn't a mass basis.
He make either that or remember the episode where now, where he
teaches, he took Kramer had a, how to put the weight, he
thought of how to cook in the shower.
I think he put like a oh my God. Yes, I remember the episode and
I can't believe they did that if you was there in after you take
a bite and you found out that he, that he made that in the
shower as he bathed as he said, what would, what would you have
said? I woulda through everything I
want to just do the whole table. I would had to go take a shower
and brush my teeth from forever. Like it with that makes it.
I don't like other people's germs.
I really don't. That's why I don't like people
to come in my, in my apartment so that my friends are here.
Never see my apartment. I go to there like my
girlfriend's. Yeah, I always do this, but
they've never seen my apartment. So now you telling me that for
this for the Christmas time coming up, If you celebrate it,
you got to have to get to little germaphobe.
Pendant, a little German pin. It wanted to do that.
Lady's problem, Lanes office. She was a German poem that I
just don't like people in my space.
But yeah, with the shower thing he would have had yeah, that was
disgusting. Yeah, that's, that's, that's
something different right here. And as as a me, hey, look, we
say that's not quite shit. I'll see nobody else doing this
shit like that and get away with it.
No, that can you have a neighbor like Kramer?
Oh, what a neighbor like Kramer. No, I'm not differently and
nobody can just come in my apartment and willy-nilly know
that I never understood why he didn't like his door.
He never locked his door except maybe if a girl was there.
You might not think about it, I think.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen him lock the door unless
that episode. Where I think he got his stuff
stolen, which was like one of the really beginning episodes
also. But Elaine was a language wasn't
watching the apartment though, right?
They credible coming in and go straight to the refrigerator
light know you see that could happen in a black person house.
You can't go up and nobody even Federated the episode when he
came in. I forgot what he took.
He took something, he left a half of it back and he said, as
your have yeah. He's kind of doing like what the
hell does that like you know about to leave me back half my
own shit. I think he lives looking like a
half a banana. It was like weird shit.
Is he Kramer didn't care? And he never he didn't have a
job at all but I never understood how he paid his rent.
I think the only job I think the only I think yeah one job I
think they mentioned when he worked in that fact.
In the factory I think was a nice room.
That was it. Leaving.
Yeah, it doesn't he will strike. Do you think it's like started
liking it? Yeah, at Christmas time.
Yeah, we've been on for like 10 years.
That I don't think people know how funny that sample is.
I think people really sleep on Seinfeld.
They do sleep on it and I'll be telling people that on the every
list of the top 100 shows of all time.
Stamp is always the oil at the like the top 20 of the show's
funders or greatest shows of all time stamp is always on the list
in the top. Now who would you have to be
what we have? Yeah.
Who would you like to be your wingman or wing with?
Ian. If he was going out in New York
party Friday, night from the cast, anybody could take huh?
Anybody not just out in the fourth.
Yeah, anybody Definitely not a lady because she can't dance.
I actually think it would be a good wingman.
I think I really do. Does he know?
He's not afraid of anything. Remember that episode?
I have to go get my charger but remember that episode where?
Hello can you hear me? Hey okay, remember the episode
where he had a suit what I said. Sorry.
That was the whole where they was afraid to tell the lady.
Her hair was ugly. Oh yeah.
And they was like, Kramer, do it Kramer doing?
So he's not afraid to tell people anything and he's not
afraid to walk up to anybody. So I think if I needed a
wingman, he would be a good one. It was definitely.
Yeah. He's definitely unfriendly the
friendliest, folks, definitely. I'm sure I will probably pick.
I think of my go with Newman. Especially no man.
Yeah I'm going with Newman. Especially if he has a birthday
wish. Remember the episode he had that
birthday wish and he had he wished for the model and she
came through What model? He used the day tomorrow.
Yeah. Here he had like a birthday wish
that he wish he had like a little magazine and said at the
he made the wish. He looked at the magazine and in
the model Kerry appeared. Yeah.
Okay I do. Remember if Newman had if he had
a any wishes, I would definitely have him.
Be my wingman, whatever his birthday is and we will
definitely go celebrate the, what the new main IAM.
He said, yes. Yes, what I had at the role year
they had it for two thousand and one not two thousand you dip.
It was it. Well yeah but used their a year.
He said I hear behind. Yeah.
He was a about oh I had something like that.
Now do you have like any Any unanswered questions.
We have about the show that you just like you just want to know
who what was who. I think I did a lot of the shows
that the in into this show was living the perfect ending,
because it like it wrapped it up, really good.
And it brought all the old characters back at what I did.
However, want them. I want to see what they were
doing. Like a year from when they went
to prison or jail. I went it would have came back
like maybe that next year for like maybe want to do episode,
so we can see what was out, what they were up to, but I don't
know. I think he like I want to see
it. Of Jerry ever got a girlfriend
that he stayed with because he didn't broke up with a girl
every week. What was?
I don't know if George ever found a way he was with the
Yankees. Was he still with the Yankees
when they went to jail? I think the heat because I'm at
one point he went with them after he want to go with the
Mets at one point. Yeah.
And I'm gonna get fired. Yeah, I don't know if you
actually know my fact, he didn't get fired because member his
boss. I got the message jobs.
So he stayed with the Yankees I believe, okay, okay, okay, yeah,
thank you. Stay with the Yankees.
Well, yeah, I want to and I want to see if they ever moved out of
New York but I want to see what I think.
I think I think a good guy for a name was I don't remember what
her and Keith Hernandez broke up.
Why did they break up? Oh, what was the episodes?
I think they broke up and why did they break up?
They said at the end of that episode 2 it was it was
something on. It was some stupid reason.
I forgot. Now I got to look for the
episode now, and go back and see why they broke up because it was
definitely a dumb reason. It had to be a dummy that but I
remember hit Jerry helped him move even though they weren't
friends anymore. Something that would you
different move? Not if we're not friends, no
more. But I will have a girlfriend
move like pack up my stuff but not actually move the boxes know
I have somebody pack. I'm not a move, I'm not a man.
If they need money to pay for movies I would have them pay for
movers that I think my next question would be who the hell
is Bob Sacramento? Like, I would just want to see
him. Because they never showed him.
Was that wasn't the one with the Kefir, that wasn't the key.
Fernandez, one, right? Well, they was describing him
spit on them. No, uh-uh.
That was a, that was enough. That was not a fan of something.
But Bob, second brother, remember he was Kramer's friend
and he always talked about him, but they never showed him and
yeah, I know, I know the name, but yeah, I didn't know where he
was reference, but, yeah, he always thought he always brought
out their name. Yeah, exactly.
The never showed him at all. I would love.
I just want to, I just want to see him.
That's like my only unanswered question.
I think I could think of off the bat over it.
Other than that. Oh, that's a good question.
Eddie they never showed Bob Sacramento.
That's a really good question. I feel like it's more but that
was the only one that stood out to me.
It is more. And I know they never showed
Elaine's mom, but we did meet her dad, he was the writer.
They never showed Kramer's dad, but we met his mom bad talking
to her name was Debbie and Joy's parents.
And that was it, that was it? Oh, Elaine had a sister that
they spoke about and he never showed.
Yeah. I think Jimmy had a brother to I
think Jerry Jerry like George. One of them had a brother that
they, that, they mention like one time in one episode, and
that was it Chevy do. And I want to enjoy ever became
big big time because he was doing good, but I wonder if he
became like to the level of like a Kevin Hart or Chris Rock.
Well, that's a good question. Also, ever get another job?
Probably not. And I still don't know how he
paid his rent, but I begged in, I'm pretty sure it was only like
400 $500. It was nothing now.
It's like, 4,000 5,000 dollars for one big room.
Yeah, I'm surprised. You didn't make the switch over
over like everybody else and York and came to Jersey and just
commute. And the thing is when I first
moved here, obviously, I didn't know anything about it.
So I wanted to live close to work.
So I was on the Upper East Side and I knew my training
everything, I mean upper west side so I would be close to work
and then I moved to a better apartment on the upper west side
which is actually right near where Jake because Jerry stayed
on like 80 something and Columbus I was right there.
So all the References, I knew, but now I'm on the east side.
Nice nice. Have you ever want to get out of
my head? And now I'm scared to get out of
me. I think the only safest place
would be other than that, and we'll probably be Queens because
that's that's like that. I think that would be the next
safest place. In New York, Queen is where home
their homes are, Astoria is nice.
I've been to Astoria, but you had a prices, especially the in
some parts of Brooklyn to their become Same as my head.
Yes, this is closer. You hey now, which parents were
worse. The Costanza's or the Seinfeld's
constanza is they were just and I've seen enough episode last
night, but it wasn't last night or the night before where they
were about to get a divorce. And she did, she called it off
because she thought she was talking to a Chinese girl and a
be caught it back on and they argued the host and I'm like,
how can My blood pressure should be raised and just listening to
them like I know and they look like they'd be turning red in
the face and they bathe me popping them.
Like they're very good actors because they'll be angry.
It wasn't Chinese lady wasn't Chinese.
It wasn't. As you can see, I'm always an
outer, Italian, a down a chair. Just say, Donna.
Like we don't need to know your last name.
I swear you, I'll say it again. People do not know how funny
fucking Seinfeld Asia. And when he saw her, she's a
whole white woman from Jersey. No.
No, I'll inform no and she's not, I'm not taking advice from
no girl from Long Island and I'm like, that's all I got.
They really don't know how that happened.
That is now, what's your thoughts on the episode?
Where when George 8 data that piece of I think it was a cake
open up the garbage that was disgusted and even though I
understand it was on the top and it was Still in the wrapper and
they only had one bite off. You don't know who took that
bite. And also, when the garbage can
lid closes, you don't know what's on top of that garbage
Lee and can fall down. Like, even if it's just, does
that still nasty? So and for him to do it at
somebody else's house is a whole nother and of if it was at his
house it by himself, okay? But at somebody else's house
when you know, you could get caught and you don't know who
did it. That's disgusting.
You can't be that hungry. You not you, not homeless.
You're not gonna. He said he saw the grandmother
take a bite. Oh yeah, I think he said, oh,
that's nasty to me is nasty thinking to eat off your
significant other, but I can understand that, but it's still
nasty if you think about it, how do you write?
I don't know what. I don't know what he was
thinking that day that night. Now, shut up to my, to my mind,
trick is host juicy nine. And he looked into one of this
was a question for from one of them.
Are you master of your domain? And if so, how long can you be
master of your domain for And if everybody do that, don't know.
Could you explain to everybody what that is?
That is an apple. It's actually an early episode
where I guess the forms. Then the four main characters
did a bad arm who could not masturbate the longest I believe
that was okay well I can see why it's so easy for me.
I don't have to do it but I'm going to say why but Saturday
night, it was a way no Friday night, I think.
But anyway, I could go very long periods of time because if I'm
not messing with somebody or talking to somebody a guy, then
I don't think about it. Honestly.
I don't think about it, I just go to sleep, I go to work, come
home and go eat, go to sleep. So I really don't think about
it. So I just do it just to do it.
But if I had a bet, I could go years.
Yeah, I've gone you got So you would have definitely won that
bet. That's what you're telling me.
I wouldn't want that bad easily has the a Down.
That is a, that is a lot. That's a long time tomorrow.
That's it. I mean, I don't think about it.
If I don't have a person to think about it about, that's
what I'm supposed to watch. Once you call it strangers,
doing it online and get aroused but now that brings us into our
next question. It's a It's one of our Urban
Dictionary word of the day. Oh good.
Angel. Because you consider Yes, it's
sponge worthy. We're gonna go to two things.
We're gonna go with one of the cast.
Well, I think I know, I know you're gonna say and your
celebrity crush, who will be sponge ready and could you
explain what sponge radius to the people that don't know,
English. So I was right back in the day,
I guess, before either in the eighties and nineties, I don't
know. But it's a sponge was type of I
guess, contraceptive for women. So is like a nest, a female
condom. So they had an episode with lay
found out that the sponges were discontinued.
So she had to literally go to a lot of different stores and buy
boxes and boxes of them. And she would pick and choose
which guy was sponge right? Because she didn't want to use
them all up. I'm so I didn't cash bonds
worthy my God it could be it don't have to be the main cast,
right? Anyone.
I would say he was a recurring character, Tim Whatley.
The dentist and white lie is basically Breaking Bad.
That that's the main character Breaking Bad.
I did like him. Hey, I think you already know my
celebrity crushes on. I dunno, but everybody else
don't know. But everybody who don't know.
My soul Every curse is Clint Eastwood sign Scott.
So Scott Eastwood he's definitely sponge for any I
really like man you would you would definitely buy the whole
Costco size but just for him I really like him.
He's very he I think he's a good person.
Oh there we go. Now what we wrap this up, two
more questions. Okay, best of this is right
around the corner, right? Yes.
Is there anybody that you want to air out?
Actually, it it is but I kind of already did it doing things?
Get what a week before? Thanksgiving break.
Before I went home, I kind of call somebody out there needed
to be called out because after years of me being the nice
person, I needed to call that person out.
So, I kind of already did. I don't want to say her name but
it's do you know who she is? Well done.
In festivals is the day after Christmas right now.
The day before is the day after or the day before.
No, I did before the 23rd. December 23rd.
Okay okay, okay okay so I yes it is I don't want to say her name
but it's already been done this year next year to be a different
person. Okay.
So that means just so. So what the 23rd comes are you
going to you going to anybody else out?
Or you just going to just let it pass I'll just let it pass.
Yeah, let it pass that. The, the one I are, that was
enough for the year. There we go.
Now, it won't even stay in stock, but it was, it was needed
that we have. A last question will be have a,
we call our voicemail segment. Well goodness, so I'm escape
from my pleasure. I'm going to play a prompt for
you and I want you to leave a voicemail.
Four. But Papi, if he has set on your
couch. Oh no!
Okay, okay, so let me let me turn about what you hear your
prop, go ahead and leave and leave you a voicemail for him
forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
Hi Papi, this is Lionel and I heard you are coming over for
dinner with friends tonight at my apartment.
My furniture is very precious to me and we have a special tall
chair for you to sit in like a stool.
So I already have the place mats every on the table and the
placemat for you. So as soon as you come into my
apartment, first of All the bathroom is to the left.
I need you to use the restroom first and then you can proceed
to come out and sit on your stool and that's where your
dinner will be served. I hope you had a great day and I
can't wait to see you tonight by those who don't know.
Could you explain to them? What, who was popping?
What did he do? Yes.
Okay. Papi, own a restaurant.
And I think the one of the First episodes he was on, he was
making dinner for Jerry and his daughter Jerry was dating.
His daughter Jerry went to the restroom.
Poppy went to the restroom, poppy came out of the store the
best to install and did not wash his hands.
So that's was our first inclination, that Poppy
something was wrong with poppy, right?
So on another episode Papi, ended up going to Jerry house, I
believe it was Jerry how set on his couch and proceeded to pee.
I guess he was stressed out or it was thought he had some kind
of condition and he peed on his couch and walked away as if he
didn't know, he peed on his couch.
And then another episode, which I think this is the last
episode. He was on, he met and Lane and
Cherry in a lot. Hold in the lobby of some
apartment building and he went to go see it now and they all
rushed him to not sit out on the couch.
He's known for peeing on the couch.
So that's why when he comes to my dinner party, he has a
special stool to sit on, he can pee on the stool.
We can easily wipe that up and pee out of a couch is not easy
and mind you. This couch, was it was light.
It was like a light color couch. Sooo very light blue, it was
like, blue was insane, and it was awesome.
Yeah, it probably was a wild man.
That was a wild character. No, thank you.
You so much. Now any closing words anything
you want to shout out, plug anything closing words, I feel
is the best show of all time so far and it still is and it was
out in the 90s. So it is, is what is it called
Timeless? Check out new episodes of our
podcast. I'm actually I've been doing
solo episodes because Nae is taking a break, but I think
she's going to be back. Sometime in the new year.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
And picture is built like a baseball pitcher not picture.
And yeah, you can listen to us on every anyway, you get your
podcast. So Spotify, Google Apple all
that good stuff and thanks for having me on finally fighting, I
know appreciate you. We're going to definitely have
both yell Lon on an actual official.
Mind Tricks episode yes yes. So I'm gonna close this.
Out before we go with a with a quote, from a wise man, let me
see. It says a look at that cleavage
like looking into the sun, you don't stare at.
It is too risky, Jerry Seinfeld and then you look away.
So everybody else out there. Thank you all for joining in.
You know, and remember the whole team gotta win.