You're listening to the Mind Triggers podcast with 9 Nils,
Juicy, Henny, Luke and Jay always in the background.
And remember, the whole team gotta win.
So I pulled my pepper spray video on Instagram.
And you know the original reaction, you grabbing.
Your. You.
Grabbing. Your spray When y'all got pepper
spray, what was your reaction where your hands go?
My eyes. Yeah, my eyes too.
I can stop. Your head.
Oh, so, Jay, I got hit. Ain't let.
You touch your face, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
So where your hands go? Shit, I did like you had to.
Run it. Nah, these black.
Dicks So you. Had to run it.
I got hit right. Boom.
He like module. I'm one of the like 1st 20 to go
because I was color guard. You know, real.
So I got him out. He like, pick up the
walkie-talkie chilling and shit. So I'm clinching my eyes but I
know what's coming. He like, Nah, relax.
Open your eyes. Open my eyes.
Like what's your number? My 14 Hit me.
I'm like. I started tweaking.
So my initial reaction, I grabbed my motherfucking pants.
Like, what was going on? On I gotta get right.
I've seen that shit. My response was.
I saw something very weird. And I'm.
Like what you talking about? You my nest.
So you got a boner from getting motherfuckers.
We not. You could.
A fair boner.
Nah. When?
She said. That when she said that, when
she said that I had to go back and look like, did I catch it?
Like that day was so. That day was so traumatic, like
I had to go back and look like, did I catch 1?
No. I found a new kink.
But you feel me? I grabbed my foot pants like, oh
shit, you feel me? I just reacted like, oh, am I
going to get right or something? Like you feel me by the fly at
that point, so I'll start pulling my shit up.
So I sent her like 200 videos. Your nephew.
Wow, he.
Almost came out of no. When you're doing almost.
Your. Nephew almost came.
Out of his pants, boy. I'll show you a video right
after. This your nephew?
Almost came out of his pants. He was done out like that.
Should hit us raw, but I handled it.
I handled it well. I handled it well.
Absolutely once. No.
But they didn't catch it behind the scenes.
Behind the scenes I'm bugging. They should find on the set.
Right. I will be fat.
We'll be no more guns. The hood, the.
Hoods had pepper spray. You won't have no trouble.
I'm I'm bugging. I'm bugging, I'm bugging.
I'm not your pain. I'm not gonna.
Take me to the gym. Take me to the gym for me to
find the fear. I got in the gym.
Shit was so hot I was gonna take nails.
Off this shit. For my mother.
Mom fucked. That shit up, Wally.
You heard pepper spray. No fat.
Will. Need no more guns, just pepper
spray. No, that shit made me that said
Made. So it depends the job.
My job as infantry. All they told me how to do was
kill people. No lie.
You think Peppers Taliban? No.
Cat way different. The gas chamber was nothing
compared to Pepper. You did that too.
I did the gas chamber, but I was an.
Asshole like, get out that cave. Like I was a I.
Don't need gun, just pepper spray.
Yeah, I promise you, they're going to love America for the
rest of their life. I swear to God, that's.
The. Park.
That's. How?
Ukraine over there. Winning the war.
Get. Off that get off that truck.
That truck. Give me that gun.
No cap. But look, I can't see the shoe.
I did get like, yeah. Sounds dumb.
I drunk 22 carts of milk. Let me see something.
Let me. Let me see something.
I got in there. I fucked.
This is why I fucked up. It was chill.
I walked in there, put CarMax on my lip right before walking in
there. Put the CarMax girl on.
Got in there to, like, break your seal.
Took my mask off. Start filling it a little bit
and like, take your mask off. Repeat, whatever.
I repeated that shit. Let's start cooking that that
shit fried the Carmacks. Carmack is burning out.
Start hooking, my man. Come on, let's.
Go Let's start popping up. I start.
Hooking up, I'm like. Let's go.
Yeah, get out of here. Let's go.
And we couldn't leave until everybody put the helmet on.
But some was holding his helmet because the thing about OC, the
pepper spray, it attacked the mucous membrane for me.
So it pulled all your snot. Snot and Bro had a cold and he
wanted to get that shit out of it.
So we were suffering because wanted to get, right?
Right, that's. What?
You was listening out of. Here we got out of there and
they made us run in circles and flap my hand.
So we had to, we had to get all the pepper spray out our
jackets, all that. And I'm just sitting there.
Mind you, that shit burnt the Carmacks off my lip.
So that whole 24 hours while we're learning, I'm like.
I'm not in my lip. Put ice on it.
Put water on it. Cuz my shit hot.
That shit took the contacts off my shit.
I'll lie to you not get the hell.
You said a sick though, alright? What the place you got some ass?
You know the worst place I got some ass.
I was in the basement, right? Not a basement I was in, like,
you know, the buildings. I say, was it a finished
basement? So I was in the buildings,
right? I messed with this girl who a
mother. Wait, what's the building?
I want to say the vacants don't. Get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong, I got some ass in the back of the band
though. 100 percent, 100%. But the weirdest place we're
talking about. Weirdest place is not tough.
Weirdest place in the building. The the meters.
The meters where you read. The meters at when you read the
meters at. I told her yo like her mother
was uptight. My parents.
Was up tight. Wow.
I. Know what you talking about?
So I'm like, bring, I'm like bring a blanket, like fucking.
So we she brought a blanket from her crib right downstairs to the
meter room and we got busy right on the floor.
Did you ever say anybody meet us though, huh?
I didn't know how to do that. PS&G was not me.
How? What he did just rattling in the
background for. I'm dead.
But we heard a knock. I'm like, what the fuck?
I know PS&G ain't coming in here, not.
Not at this hour you have. You have Cool.
I put, I got court. I only got court getting as one
time. And I blame my cousin DeAndre.
Swear to God uncle, my uncle uncle.
But he left me. He he gave me, he gave me his
crib. They moved down South, gave me
the crib. So this is just me and my cousin
DeAndre. He playing a game in the
kitchen. I'm my cousin.
I got company. If anybody coming here looking
for me tell him I'm in the back. I got company, but he's so much
of A gamer, he locked. In.
He locked in. Why your voice change?
Because he why I'm listen. That's not a gamer so.
That's how you sound. You said you're.
A gamer when you walked. In you walked in to the mommy
having a headphone. He's playing. 2K that much of A
game and my my older cousin Retcon and Jay always and the.
Wild only back there I. Don't know the middle world
busting his bitch ass. You were.
I'm punching that shit. You were?
Backsize or He walked in. I just turned.
He's. Like I'm like, yo, I go out
there like son you put to. Him I was in the.
Back and have a coffee or something.
Oh, I forgot. And that's.
And if I got to plan a game? Swear to God.
All the time I ever. Got caught doing anything in my
life and I don't and I don't get a top five.
What did you finish? I So I walked back in there.
She like, start putting her stuff on something.
What happened? She like, I thought you wanted
to stop. I'm like, Nah, she like, come
on. So then we kept going.
Can you say that to you?
What the fuck are? You going to?
Say we didn't talk till the next day.
He was like my bad raw day. Andre told me he was back there.
He ain't told me he was back there with nobody.
So I saw him. I blame him.
I blow him under the same because I would have never got
caught without him. So can you tell if a chick
trying to finesse you? No cap.
There's no finesse in me. You get a grace period, you get.
You told my money wise, right? Anything.
Yeah, well, we talk about money wise.
You get a grace period, you probably get $20 out of me
before before the cooch girl. You probably get $20 out of me,
the cooch girl. Buffer in the head, rocking.
What's up baby? What you want.
But other than that. Then you buy a sofa bag.
Yeah, I did buy a sofa bag 550 for that bag and they were
making $900. Checks.
Huh. Absolutely not, but that shit if
I waited a lot to go to cheaper I pay 55540 for.
That. Bag, I got it.
I heard the trash, that bag that one day I walked in from work.
That bag was in the bottom of the hamper.
I was so. Hurt.
So hurt I was. So Hurt paid 540 years.
I was making $900, nine, $100 every two weeks and I paid 540
foot bag for Christmas. Wow.
Plus 10s. But when you gonna talk about
it? Now to the dudes from the
trenches. I think you got finessed.
No prep She she The reason why I can't get finessed no more.
I don't. I don't.
I don't people all because I'm you tell me.
She don't got to. It they visit the keister, the.
Fucking ass. I shout out to Shorty that tries
to get me to do that. Never.
The only thing that's going in there is probably my thumb and
my tongue. I'm lost when you start talking
about putting that thing in that thing.
I'm not doing no anal. That shit.
D Ain't no grabbing. A new?
The keister. It's a keister and we put
something up there first. Of all the fact that this
motherfucker put a comment. And the because.
You ain't know somebody's going to ask.
That's why you know somebody's going to ask you.
What it is I'm still. Anal.
Anal.
That's why I'm laughing.
Keister, anal girl. And you putting that thing in
that thing trying to see that. You know that what What?
Because, keister, you feel me? Where?
Did that come from? You said where it come from and
never tell me. Yes, your nephew be outside,
son. So.
But the only thing that's going in there is probably my thumb
could I've been doing that. My tongue, Your tongue.
That's. Weird.
That's recently the tongue is recently no cat I messed with a
Shorty. Chatted with a Shorty.
We'll talk about that, so. Same as possible BBW's.
I don't give a fuck who you are. You could be BBW's little girl.
I'm not putting my. Little girl, please.
Not like that. Not know R Kelly shit.
But you.
You could be built like a, you tell me.
No, like Cory Ray. Yeah, like I don't know who you
are. Cory Ray coming, right?
That. That's my dream girl.
Cory Ray coming to me right now. Say, let's do anal.
I promise I'm gonna get her wrong.
Like, what you talking about? You got at least warm me up to
that. You tried to give me to do that
first Link. I ain't never touched the cooch
girl, ever. You talking about ass?
First link. That mean the trash.
The front trash. Wow.
If somebody you know, somebody just introduce you.
Off the rip, Get front his ass. Speaking, Speaking of trash.
That cool chain pass the FDA's. Go talk to them.
Go. It's past the FDA's.
That's. That's that's that moms and pops
store that should have shut down.
Years ago. Never.
Not Mama killed before real. Yeah, we'll stick up.
Boom. Yeah.
Speaking of trash, yeah. Mama kills fire.
How can I tell the cool the trash and I was?
Coming. Ahead.
You heard? I love getting here.
You're cool. G you feel me?
If I mean sex is more of a female thing.
Like males, we just get our nut off.
But sex is more of a female. Like like come out intercourse.
Like penetration, but good. Thing.
Yeah. No, I.
Think this is what I'm saying for penetration.
I feel like it's more of a female thing, cuz all we do is
going in and out. You feel what I'm saying?
Check this out. Let me let me let.
Me. Write it.
Gotcha are. You saying?
You don't ejaculate off a. Penetration.
I didn't say that right. I said check this out, let me
finish. Right.
We said let me finish. Of course, of course I'm hitting
like a mile. From you tell me of.
Course I'm ejaculate. Off the pension because.
You know, but I'm saying like I. Sex is a female thing, like for
females, like you're feeling. So with me, I I like the head.
You feel me Because as a female, you born with that.
You you you born with a good Gucci, right?
Wrong. Check this.
Out you. Don't train you.
Don't you Don't train your. You don't learn how to get a
good coochie. Yes you do.
How the fuck is you? Wearing how to.
Do that because you're. Not listen to what I'm saying.
I'll come out. I'll come out.
The coochie being wet, the coochie being like.
They're sucking you. Touches out, but with hair.
With hair, you have to go through some child's
tribulations. And when you first suck the
Dick, that shit was ass. I'm going to show.
That to you. I'm.
Can show that to you when you first.
Put your mouth on the. Pith.
Is. Yeah, such thing.
You can watch a motherfucker How to you could you could watch
somebody catch a ball five times.
You won't know how to catch a ball till you put your hands to
do it. You can watch.
The female side Dick 17 times. Man, listen, she.
Did it the hand motions? That the spin.
You watch that, you try. To do.
It he look at you? I'm from the era when Pornos was
in 60, was the 86th and Booty talks all.
The God damn. So we all we.
Did was sit there and watch the different videos?
What? You're telling me?
Is I had a group. Yes, we so much.
Is watching porno. That's.
The only one pouring together.
Thank you. Where you have.
Porn film sessions Like John Madness Shit.
Yeah, yeah. Porn film sessions and old.
What's that? It was Ask a question.
Look. Y'all had porn film sessions
like X's and O's like John. Madness.
Shit. Like you.
Did that. Right.
Around you and they say anything.
You don't make it. You were supposed.
Hey, wow, you. Knew you knew when you was in
the game, somebody 0 back in and they be like, Nah, I heard.
I'm like, yeah, I've been watching.
But they they heard you tell me. I feel like that's weird.
That's when you're fast now, man.
So speed 90. Nine.
Oh man. You like?
Our. Condition is out astronomical.
I had that one in the rough. But yeah, hold on, hold on, let
me finish, let me so, so how I know the head traps is when like
ain't no spit, ain't no hand movement, you just going up and
down. Thing in my shit like.
So you like the song Pepper? Because they have poops like me
and you. Yeah, I need I I need that.
I need that. Support yo.
I need the head to be so wet I got like my ass afterwards.
I had a Canelli and I had little Kim in my Ever, and I had
children. You feel I need the head to be
so wet. I got like my ass afterwards but
but everybody scared to get their hands wet.
Bitch, you make it down and eat that Dick up, but.
So you. Like to pick this gag?
See, But you expected quantum. Is that scary?
Because you expected I had to throw up on me one time?
Wait. Wait.
Hold on. Wait.
Wait, hold on. Hold on, I made videos like
that. I had to miss throw up on me one
time. That's scary.
Like gagging. I had to miss throw up on me one
time. So when I hear that, I thought
you OK. Swear to God, say.
Slow down big. Fuck slow.
Down. I swear to God, I had a big Earl
on me. You're so.
You're so polite now, was about to say You are expecting a porn
star. You need to show 'em and they
appreciate you that for the for the rest of their life.
I'll be Josh. No.
Did you gotta be nice and. That's why.
No, that's how I do it. Let me show 'em.
Let me show you what I teach them.
Hold on, you want me? Showing up because nobody's not
going to be good. You like this shit trash nobody.
Not showing nobody. Let me show.
You too. They also me and.
My little trip sessions. They give me a lot of advice.
You let me. Show me.
Haunt you. Let me show you know how I teach
them. I teach them like this.
I got my phone. I I record.
That's not. Let me finish.
Look how you look right? This is not how I.
Want it? Stupid out here.
I swiped. It this how I want it, this how
it should be. Play the tape back, you.
Feel me cuz you know. You know you can't practice
tape. That's the empty moron.
You just judged us by having group sessions, but you just
show her the same shit we watched.
That's one-on-one that's that's. Me.
He's trying to get to no, listen.
Listen, get money, make. It make sense.
He's trying to get a girl that's not that doesn't know anything
about it till I love. No, no, not.
I didn't say that. I don't fuck with females that
don't. I don't fuck with virgins.
I don't fuck with females that can't do nothing.
I actually refer you know how that hair like that they could
doubt for you right along. Right along.
Am I not like that? Am I not like that?
I'm not keeping a bean. I don't.
I don't really get. Down I don't need to know your
name with your head like. I hate that rude he.
Told me I was raised. Around all females, not that
rude. I chat with you.
For a little bit. But once you start talking about
sex, I need to see what the head.
You can say it's. A snapping turtle.
You forgot, you forgot. Oh.
It's not stopping. Turtle.
You feel me? I asked.
You like yo. Quick question, that's not rude.
The last shit that you had was I married.
Last year that gave me head. How mad?
What, Madden go up to three? 9999 All men go to. 99.
You got to be God to get 100I. Think you might get like 100 in
a specific category, but they never give you like overall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No cat.
No cat shit was crazy or cuz we was chatting about it and she
like oh I was. Kicking him with before first
time giving head, he made me feel like I wasn't shit, so this
time she said. So for here on out, I had to be
a throat guy. Now I'm going crazy.
So I didn't. Believe her.
No, pet, she start going crazy. I'm sitting.
Like, oh shit. And I'm saying that out loud and
I don't talk. I don't.
Talk. Do you think she saw her own
video the first time? Like it's.
Probably, Well. He probably told her about bitch
you might suck this Dick. He probably told her about.
Herself. She was in the gym.
Care that mom is totally like, I'm gonna get up two to six.
Workout, you feel me? I'm sitting there like, oh shit,
and I'm out loud, but I don't talk.
Like the baby boy. I'll be getting here and I'll
look at you dead in your face. No.
Talking, but was wet after that. No cat.
How's it go in the house? Take a shower.
Put them in everything. You.
Told me the cheeks, the cheek stains, was in the covers and
all that. Yeah, so I said her.
Her. Her.
Her throat. Her.
Throat 90. Nine spit is about what type of
sound 75? It went in the throat.
It's. The throat 99 always got, I told
you, BBC, she had no bad reflection and gagging.
Then she was eating a Dick off her real look at that.
Did you get a tail fart back? It's.
Coming. That's crazy.
That was. It's coming.
Can't really. So since I called away and you
fucked with us, she tried the video in Newark.
Now she if you was there, she came up to you and asked you.
Apple bottles make you want. To bite what?
You gonna say you biting? That colon.
I just want to have a good night.
Bite the shit out her butt. Fuck you jugging out Apple
bottle maker? Want to bite?
I'm a bite her ass. Right there and there, too.
Right there. Right.
Right in front of everybody. Right in front of everybody.
Small store called that too. I bit the shit out of her butt.
You. Haven't seen Madagascar when
when motherfucking the lion bit the zebra.
That's. And then it came back to life.
That's me. I'm about the shit out of her
butt. Said.
That's me. You how to remember that you
like Dragons? Boy.
Explain, brother. Because I don't fuck with Dragon
Balls. No.
The Dragons. I don't know where it's going,
but you know, I believe in them. Like you've been going like
watching Dragons and shit on TV. I mean, the only Dragons I ever
seen was an avatar. You ever tried a dragon blaster
during sex? You ever tried that A?
Dragon blaster someone I never heard of that you know probably
probably you know we we two different areas so it's probably
a different word and so right now if you can hit them Sir if
once somebody can hit me with a dragon blaster.
Dragon blaster, right definition.
In the middle of having one solid toss, one will quickly
grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place.
Then we'll proceed to shoot diary into their.
Absolutely the fuck not. We didn't even let.
Him finish we. Didn't even let him finish out
of their nose. We ain't even letting him
fucking finish, so kill him if she.
Ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blast?
Played that work. To make it worse, I eat spicy
Thai Food First. Absolutely not.
First of all. Absolutely not.
I only he asked. The bitches that that that that
get waxes that douche that clean it.
Then you're I'm only I'm only gonna ask for sure.
First have the shower. I'm not eating ass.
We don't had a hard a long, hard day at work.
You're doing my shit. Eat that hard, work ass.
You can say you can do a cross country hard day.
Ass are hard. You got swamp ass?
Then I put my tongue in. Absolutely not.
You're going to hop in the shower 1st and let me eat that
ass up. No cat.
Wow. I can't.
No cat. No.
Like, who's saying here, Ian? You.
I know you don't eat. Eat.
Hold on, I. Can't.
No. Not.
Not this one. Not ball.
Cutting. No.
I'm.
Not the David Banner say he like it.
Funky, right? Well, that's.
David Banner is buying the fuck out.
The. One song that he had.
Oh no. What I think she was some.
Hit. I didn't even know I was like,
eating ass. Shit went over his head.
Maybe he was too young. If he was too young, I wasn't
born so. I was, I was.
I was in the days that quick. Not anything about getting her
ass. She said.
Who I'm calling up tonight, Who pulling up tonight?
And if them and if them Cowboys lose, you're definitely going to
need some stress relieving at night.
Them Cowboys go out, she won't need them stress relieving at
night. Now they're like, well, I'm
calling up tonight, so. You have a broke up.
With a chick, Absolutely yes. How?
What do you mean How? Like, what's your breakup go to
breakup? So I start.
It's hard for me to say this, but it's coming from my heart.
Wow. Either that or maybe come in and
sit down. Let's talk.
He needed them two songs I'm playing for the.
He needed them two songs. I'm playing for the subliminal
or I'm hitting you with the Honestly bro.
So you decided to just start blast the hell of music like?
And when I'm feeling myself, when I'm when you run piss me
the fuck off and I start playing music like that, you know it's
coming. Damn.
Then I start telling you like look, this I mean.
At least you're taking them down easy.
This ain't working right. I feel me like I want to be a
friend and all, but as a relationship this ain't working.
Like, this ain't working because like, you feel me.
How I believe it. We all grown.
We all grown, right? So I ain't going to leave nobody
on. Like I don't.
I don't have that many relationships in my whole life.
I had three. I had three.
My high school girlfriend for all four years.
No, no. No, no, no, three that, I said
My girlfriend. Oh, OK.
Damn. Everyone else was, but I got to
another phone. But.
My high school girlfriend all four years.
That's my dog to this day, right?
It just we got older. Shit, we you feel me?
That's my dog to this day. That's natural that I had.
Shortly, I was messing with during COVID, my sugar Mama, you
know. That was your girlfriend.
Yeah, that was my that was my dog.
Because I was your girlfriend. At the end of the day, I was
fucking well, for real. It shouldn't have been my
girlfriend. I regret that.
Because can your sugar person be yours?
Yes, absolutely. Because she's not that older
than me. Say my sugar mom saying that
like during the pandemic, she held me down.
Like that's what I'm saying. Sugar Mama like anything I
wanted, she got 100%. That's my we be for now though.
But. At the end of the day, I was
fucking want heavy. And this is my last
relationship. That was my dog.
Like I would say, she showed me a lot of shit.
Like throughout this world she she showed me that my heart is
bigger than what I thought. It was like I never accepted a
lot of shit. I don't forgave a lot of shit
that I I told myself growing up, this should never happen to me.
This never happened to me. It's never happened to me.
And it happened to me. And I thought about it like she
showed me a lot of shit. And that's my dog too.
Like my high school girlfriend. That's like my, you tell me, one
of my close friends. Like we could chat about
anything. But this last version ship
that's my dog. Like, even though we don't see
seeing out of sometimes that's that's that's big bro for
because I don't mean like I'm older than me.
That's the So we gonna have you leave a voicemail for the chick
that you lost your virginity? To so when you hit a prompt, you
gonna leave the voice when you hit a prompt, right?
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
system. No, Cap.
I wish I never came over and ate them brownies.
And then you pulled me into that room and you ripped your pants
open like I you you seduced me. And like, it took me years to
figure out that I didn't want that I was fast.
Hypersexuality, thinking I knew what I knew.
And then you pulled me in there and I thought I was getting
right and you guided me there. I did not want that.
Do you have a nerve to? Prank me talking about the
pregnancy scare at 13. Bitch, are you done?
Go make me come in and tell myself why come over.
I got. I made brownies and I ate some
brownies and I come in that room and you got your pants hole open
while your little siblings is playing in a room.
How dare you. I regret that.
I hope you know. I hope you live your life.
You're like I don't never wish nobody wrong.
But I hope you do what you got to do.
But I do not want to see you again.
You seduced me with brownies, 'cause I was a fat kid.
But it's OK, I'm gonna get my leg back.
Watch this. That's it.
So you got molested? I.
Think a lot of it's like one of the funniest kind of boy.
Files the brownies will say wee brownies.
So what game was the kids playing?
Yeah, it was bad. Shit going on like.
Yo, her pants hole. Yeah, I want me to.
Explain it. She had crotchless jeans, yeah.
I want me to explain. It.
Sound like. She was my mother.
Friend, Daughter, You're right. The same one you was in the the
meeting room with. No, no, no.
That's my high school girlfriend.
I was in the meeting room with her.
We we was exploring, but she was my mother's friend, daughter,
and you know, we was chatting about it.
But I'm young, being fast, and I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah. What What did go say?
Don't I have to say before knowing I was flying, selling
like a pro baby, knowing that was stunning me.
I'm jacking crazy, jacking crazy.
So. She lived across street from
Madison, from Madison to school. But it's great.
Oaks Legacy now. But it was Madison ass school.
That's where I'm from. So I was playing basketball in
there. Playing basketball in there.
She yelled out the window. Hey, Ron made brownies.
You want some Madre at 13? I'm a fat ass kid.
Not a lot of fat ass kid. Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm on my way. Finished playing basketball.
Grab my stuff. Yeah.
It really went just for the. Brownies went up there thinking
it's just brownies. She I walk in there.
I walk in there and she, the kids, they watching TV in the
living room. Cool.
She like it's in the kitchen. I go in the kitchen so she like,
yeah, they they come out the oven like 5 minutes 5.
Now she like they come out there in like 10 minutes.
So then she she go in the room she disappear.
I'm just sitting in the kitchen. My job in Motorola shit was ass.
I'm going to message her chilling.
She like rocking here. I go in there.
She had pajamas on though. I go in there.
No caps. You just sit on the bed.
Like, like laying on the bed, though, back on the bed.
So I come in, I walk over there. I'm like, what's up?
What happened? We tried Manju but we've been
talking about it, but I'm just bluffing because I'm not a
stepper yet. She's smart, though, because she
know the way to a man heart is to a stomach, So she.
Could be. Hurt.
I'm not. I'm not a stepper.
She was. Older, right?
Like a month, but I'm not a step.
I'm glad to clarify this shit, I guess.
She was fine, like she got you about some years.
So she like, she like rock, come here, I go in there.
She, she, she come here, we're talking and shit.
She like look, she rips, shrips a fat ass hole in her pajamas.
Wow. Rips a fat ass hole in her
pajama. For some reason I was already
hard entering the room. I don't know.
I don't know whether the Roma
right or in my mind. I already know what he was
walking himself into. But I was already trying to
avoid my should already break into in a room, right?
So she ripped the whole. Now I'm thinking I know
something because like you said watching porn.
That's why I said that shit is false.
Watching porn. I know where it's at.
You. Didn't study hard as us.
I did not, because I didn't have group sessions.
I didn't. Take no.
I didn't take no I. Didn't want to show what to the
team meetings. Hold on, I didn't.
Take notes. Me, I didn't.
Compare contries with my classmates to see what notes
they got right so I don't have a group session, so.
We took that test like we. Yeah, we need that to pass.
So I go poke, Right. So you feel me a female hole?
Yeah. Condom on.
Absolutely not. My mom just told me how to use
it but no my. Mom told me how to use a condom
about you. She she grabbed the banana.
She showed me how to use a condom about a week before that,
though. Because she knew what that
little bit was saying. We called it.
Horrible. Like, Nah, fuck that.
I had Ain't No. A Ji had one in my wallet, Jay.
I had one in my wallet. Friday No.
Lifestyle. Yes, Magnum girl.
Always been a Magnum. I can't see.
I can't see the lifestyle. That's the setup.
You feel me? I always had a Magnum lifestyle,
the top of 13 because. I never even used one before.
But I always knew story I. Don't.
Tell the story. Damn.
But I always knew. But I always knew.
Like, you know what I'm saying? What I always knew.
But she rips the hole. So I'm poking.
But mind you, I'm poking where y'all pee at.
Wait, what? That's not the hole I'm poking
at the top part thinking I'm doing something.
And they click. Yeah, I'm poking here so.
You were just rubbing on it. No, I was cold.
Like you do do do do do what? You feel me?
I'm. Like.
What's that It'll. Be like you was talking.
It's. Cool.
Yeah, I'm doing. That thinking I'm doing
something she she like No, she grabbed she.
Did this before. Had to.
Be, she tells me. She tells me she never did this
before, but it had to be because like I'm thinking about it.
She grabs it. Gods it.
Oh, with any blood. Nah, I don't know.
I I left. I fucking.
I'm lying. Lying.
I'm lying, I'm lying.
I got some brownish. So she guides it pushes put me
there and now she's like I now go.
My eyes looked up like a deer in the headlight.
Oh this is what that this is what that is.
Is and now I'm going and you know every think he about to go
out crazy said. Said it had to be like 3
minutes, 3-5 minutes, so. Come on out.
I'm 13. That was the only gift, because
now I turn that. So I'm going, I'm going, I'm
going, I'm going. I pull out.
I went to the bathroom. I wish.
You had me. I went to the bathroom.
By the Brownie skater. Make sure got the brownies.
That's what I came here for. Fuck.
Pussy. So she.
You feel me? She texted me and shit.
But I'm not painting her mom
because wow. How you ghost already?
Because you got the brownies. I never liked her.
But mom, she's been trying to like.
We knew each other for years prior to that, so I think she
was trying to seduce me since we was like 11.
We was playing a house. And I'm dead.
I'm the mother. You the Father.
We've been playing the house since we was like 1011 so.
Straight was like, I got this black ass.
I know he like, but he. Texted me, Texted me, Texted me.
And he mad himself like I really did that for some Brown.
So she like, she like, I'm pregnant.
I ain't. I ain't get my period, so you
know. I'm tech savvy.
I'm Googling shit. Can can a girl get pregnant?
I say what you Google. I don't know can a?
Girl get pregnant after brownies.
Right, I'm. Not kidding.
I'm not kidding. A girl get pregnant even if I
didn't know her. Like I'm Googling now.
My Motorola, my Motorola. But I'm not knowing that I have.
I got the history. My father line recipes.
My father, he called me. He grabbed my phone line.
He did my father on my line. Let me let me call.
They ain't saying they didn't mention shit. 100% They went
through my shit though, and they mentioned nothing.
It's about so does she tell she gets a pregnancy test from the
store, which doesn't make sense because why the fuck is a Poppy
selling a 13 year old a fucking pregnancy test?
But it doesn't make sense. I'm sorry.
I know it's wild. I'm just imagining like the
search history, like the Gucci man fucking new Jays coming out.
Can you get a girl like the Google search history and other
experience going through like I? Swear to God I ain't got a lot
of y'all. Other guy.
So then it's like, I cool. So then she said her
grandmother. No, her mother found the
pregnancy test in the garbage. So it was negative.
But you know, her mother, my mother, friends.
So they decided to ride the prank out.
Oh yeah. She was pregnant.
Yeah, so I I come in the house and playing basketball.
My mother, not there. My father, he guys the prank out
like play fans. For real, like I'm 13.
I just got in the. 8th grade though like I'm not in the
eighth grade going to the 9th, I just got in the eighth grade.
He goes you you know she's pregnant right now.
I would act tough because he always told me to control your
emotions. That's one thing about my
emotions, control my emotions. I'm act.
I'm acting tough like it is what it is like you see what I'm
saying. I'm Act 13 then he like.
You know, she like what you want to do.
Should I get in that Bush? And her grandmother don't
believe in that, so now he can see it in my face.
I'm like, sad. I am stand.
Basketball. Terrified.
Basketball's going to get some brownies.
I'm. Terrified.
You blamed all on her. Yo lot of you, not my mother,
ended up coming in. They made me demonstrate and
just like wait, wait, they made me give up what you did.
And then now hold on. Hold on.
You know your sister. You hold on.
Hey, look, she know her sister, so she know I'm not lying.
Think, I said. I did like this I.
Swear to God. I I swear to God.
Rather not. I swear to God what I did.
So she made me demonstrate on the corner in the bed.
She made me explain how the fuck did it happen and she made me
demonstrate it right. Let.
Me See how you get busy, right? Made me demonstrate visual like
she needed all that presentation.
So then. So eventually they're like, same
night dumbass. And she's not pregnant.
But that was the fuck you get. I just showed you how to use a
condom last week. Mind you, I was you feel me?
This sexy, this sexiness now was not sexiness.
Back then, so I was. Still hitting that.
So you after then you went to all this.
I love you. I.
Swear to God. I swear to God.
I swear a JAJI swear to God. Hang right down the corner of
their head. Head but Manju.
Hey, look time at the corner of the bed.
Why do you not? Not but you feel me.
That's fucked. This sexy him was always him
back then, so I'm still. Hitting that shit out.
There. Yeah, like when I was doing
that, yeah, so, but you feel me this sexy him was always him.
So now I'm still hitting. Now I'm still hitting that
because at the moment that's the only thing I can hit.
So we had my old address on 15 seventh.
Condom. Yeah, so my father and my y'all
got had a company. He like you just go downstairs.
So I walk down the street, go get her, bring him back to the
crib. We go on the 1st floor.
On the 1st floor, it's nothing but a.
It's nothing but a couch, nothing but a couch and all
that. So I'm hitting her shit right
from the back and she's banging her head on the pole, the heater
pole that travels all three floors.
She's better shit on the pole that travels all three floors.
She's dangerous about bong, bong, bong.
So I'm not. You Good.
Should I keep going? So I'm keep going.
She's still banging her shit. My father.
Come downstairs. I want.
The whole house to know that. My father come downstairs,
tussle on the door, but he knows I'm having a company.
So it's confusing me, huh? Who the fuck is here?
Me. What the fuck is y'all doing?
We just. Wrestling No.
Wanna know me really doing what y'all?
Show them. One of the best top five
responses for what y'all doing. You ain't lying.
Hold on.
Hold. On hold on, I have a I have a
condom on. We just wrestling.
Get the fuck out of here. Why?
Something hot smell like ties burning, then go.
Get the fuck out. So he leaves, We leave.
She keeps the condom. What?
And her. Yes, because I I instantly slide
out. That little.
Person's a condom on so she I guess she has it.
We're walking down the street cuz I'm walking at home and I'm
like I don't trust this bitch cuz she already played me once.
Gotta. Put hot sauce.
In the way we're like what? A condom at ass lie to you not
cuz it's visuals here so I could do this lie to you not.
Walking down a condom. Walking down a condom.
Walking. Down the streets.
They're comitized. Walking down the street, we were
15th and Avon, I remember. I never, I never forget it.
And she goes in her pants. What the What's?
The condom out shit. Just dangling bitch.
Give me that shit. He said.
Interception, I grabbed you on 15 and Avon, let's put on some
crack out there. So I snatches in, I throws it.
And. Now, the last time I ever hit
that shit, why do you not? And I've just been upgraded ever
since. That's when I was 13, though I'm
21 now, so still getting brownies off.
Not for murder. So would you eat brownies if she
made you something? Nope.
There's a fucking agenda behind. That traumatizing?
Do you like brownies? I love them, but I don't know
who making them before I go. I'm still dying off the yo-yo,
get the corner of the bed and show me what you.
Do. The first thing I thought it was
that pretty, Pretty Ricky. If you're You wanna shot
anybody? Wait, no, I'm sorry.
You're right. You wanna shout anybody out?
We know who else and go to film session.
Yo, shout out, shout out the two people behind you know my son
heart's cold and my son Gino, my son is Hood Bay.
That's my best friend. Love her to death.
Shout out to my class or you know, class to do to We made it.
We did it and it was time for birthday.
We pay. We pave in new roads for new for
new, for new greatness. Like shout out to everybody.
Shout out to my son, my son. Fee ski, ski eight.
You know, shout out to everybody.
Know I love him more. Shout out to my son, aunt and WR
Anthony. You know those are my dogs.
I love him and death and shout out to my son.
Be fit. That's it.
Hey, Lucas and this out. Thanks.
Appreciate you. Thank you for.
Coming. You know.
Big real deal, slime. Hey Luke, close close out, said
what a wise man once said, quote.
All right, a wise man was said. I like my girls BBW.
Yeah, typed in one. Suck you dry?
And then? Eat some lunch with you. 6 God.
Aka. He says so thick made the whole
room uncomfortable. You should add that one in.
There, he says, so thick made the whole room uncomfortable,
nodding out of it. The Cowboy.
And Ross? And as we wrap up every episode,
the whole team got to win. I'm going to go to the office.