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Hey guys, It's juicy. 
There's Jay, always in the 

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background. 
And Henny, Luke. 

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It's Jacqueline. 
So we have a possible IG catfish

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that's a good. 
One that. 

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Is a good. 
One for. 

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Not having at least one pick on 
their IGPHA possible hologram. 

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Tupac hologram. 
That's a good one. 

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A possible leader of ghosts. 
She in front of Metaverse, Yeah.

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Metaverse. 
Because we don't. 

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The guys on the Internet don't 
know who she's real or not. 

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That's why. 
We have Jacqueline within 

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Capital LY and. 
How you doing, Jacqueline? 

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I'm good. 
Welcome to the show. 

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Thank you for coming. 
Thank you for having me. 

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So can you tell us about your 
background? 

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Don't you? 
Where you from and all? 

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That so my mom is full Italian. 
My dad is black and Puerto 

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Rican. 
I do have an interesting mix. 

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I have a really big family. 
I'm originally from Pai, went to

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school in Syracuse, and now I'm 
in medical tech. 

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So medical, surgical tech. 
But you know, I'm busy every 

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day. 
But I'm very smart, my dumb, So 

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that's good. 
Nice. 

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Damn, that's a that's a that's 
an interesting mix, you said. 

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Yeah, Italian. 
Yeah, Spanish and black. 

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Yes. 
The attitude on you the. 

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Temper, I think, is worse. 
Damn Temper's worse look. 

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What you think, what do you 
think about that mix? 

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That's interesting combo. 
How bad is your attitude? 

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My attitude for people that I 
love, I definitely go hard for, 

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so my attitude does get a little
crazy on. 

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A scale of one to 10. 10 
Definitely a 10. 

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Damn. 
Yeah. 

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Moral. 
Sheesh. 

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I'm not going to lie. 
So do you have a quite side? 

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So we call our white, our white 
fans out here for the QA quite 

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white. 
No, I quit. 

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Fans never like, touched, 
licked, poked a white guy. 

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So never ever, ever, ever. 
And I I don't like look at them 

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and like, like I want to slurp 
you like I I just look at you 

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like you're there. 
Like, you know, like I don't 

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look at them like they look, 
like edible. 

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So when does your white side 
come out? 

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I don't know. 
I think it's because I'm not 

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from the hood like people say, 
like I'm educated, so I think I 

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know how to talk. 
I think it comes out like when I

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talk. 
Where do you live now? 

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East Orange. 
Oh yeah. 

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Interesting. 
Very interesting. 

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I in the hood, OK? 
Very interesting. 

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Now I I don't know if he told 
you or not, but we're gonna be 

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playing. 
Never have I ever with you. 

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Here's the first question. 
Wait, when do I drink if I 

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didn't? 
Yeah, if you Yeah, if you 

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didn't, right. 
Don't you think you? 

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I think, I think you drink. 
If you did. 

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If you did, yeah, you drink if 
you did. 

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So never have I ever eaten what 
I knew was someone else's food. 

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No. 
Damn. 

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I just wait, what was it? 
Have I ever eaten what I've 

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known was someone else's food? 
No hesitation. 

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You drunk. 
No. 

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You never eat somebody else 
food. 

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Yeah, especially. 
At a restaurant, you gotta play.

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I gotta play. 
We share it. 

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Please is. 
She drunk. 

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Like no, no, no, no, no, no. 
Who? 

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Wait, who food did you eat? 
Everyone. 

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I feel like if it's in the 
fridge, if it's not a sign then 

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it's up for crush. 
Is this at home or I work? 

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You have a somebody. 
You ate people for that work. 

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Wow. 
Oh, you want you want of those? 

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Someone had like a nice Turkey 
club and it was sitting there 

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and I was watching it for hours 
on routine. 

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Wow. 
And it was 1/2. 

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I'm like, they're not gonna come
back for that. 

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What? 
You're one of those? 

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Yeah, I. 
Had some nice chips. 

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Nah, not no chips for my 
sandwich. 

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Respect. 
Square it is. 

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It is. 
I'm going to HR. 

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Because I was coming back to 
that sandwich after my smoke 

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break, like. 
And you just roll. 

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That was a good ass. 
Sandwich. 

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That's crazy. 
Respect. 

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Respectfully, that's. 
A good So I haven't done that 

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yet. 
I haven't ate nobody's food at 

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work yet. 
Respectfully, you you people. 

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God damn. 
Look, give me somebody food at 

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work. 
That work in the hell no. 

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No. 
What if it's from like a store, 

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board, Store OK. 
No, Lavita. 

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Look, bitch. 
Said no. 

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Bitch, I said. 
No. 

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Such a little people, fool. 
I don't know. 

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So, so look bitch. 
Shut the fuck up. 

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You going too far now? 
Somebody bought in like a 

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fucking. 
It was like a cake with like it 

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was some shit. 
I look at that shit like hell, 

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no. 
It was a casserole, I. 

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Don't know what the fuck it was.
It was something. 

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No. 
What it was that shit stayed 

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there. 
I wasn't touching it, the 

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casserole, some raisins in that 
shit. 

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The coleslaw with raisins. 
The Coleslaw Coleslaw. 

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Oh, I thank you. 
Thank. 

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You like that? 
It's the texture and I think 

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it's the smell. 
Like I'm like really big on 

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smells. 
So like Coles then it's the 

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name. 
Mayonnaise and cabbage. 

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Who wants to eat coleslaw? 
People who eat ass, it's. 

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Good for you. 
I eat that. 

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I don't eat coleslaw. 
You but you eat ass. 

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Yeah, but you don't. 
Eat coleslaw. 

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Totally Wow. 
Sounds about right. 

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All right, I'm serious To the 
non coleslaw eating ass eaters 

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out there, because that's 
ridiculous. 

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Now shot the Nashi not here 
today. 

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We got our description part and 
we're going to go ahead and take

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a turn and describe our lovely 
guests. 

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Who wants that for excuse? 
I go first. 

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I'm gonna say she reminds me of 
no, no, A little bit. 

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I would say. 
Natalie. 

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Her prime, not. 
Looking like her, though. 

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I would say, I was gonna say. 10
minus the No I was. 

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Gonna say I was gonna say she 
reminds me of Adrian Balone from

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the. 
Real. 

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The voice. 
I get that my whole life. 

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The voice, too, like it's not. 
Yeah, that's all going to sound.

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Thank you and T and Tamara. 
I get like, oh. 

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Yeah, I can see the. 
Yeah, I can see. 

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That, yeah, but I definitely 
get. 

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I sound like Asia. 
My personality, yeah. 

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The lady in the booth, a toll 
booth, actually thought I was 

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her. 
She lets you go through like you

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got a. 
Baby, and I'm like, don't you 

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think I would have an easy pass 
if I was Elite? 

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Adrian. 
I thought she would have. 

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Let you just. 
Got and she's trying to say. 

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That painful you, girl. 
She's like, are you her? 

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And I'm like, no, no, I can. 
See that? 

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Just say. 
Yeah, she would have. 

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Did what? 
What? 

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What you got? 
What you got? 

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Juice. 
I got light skin. 

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Yes, red bone on here. 
Yellow Mellow check in. 

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Thank you. 
Thank you. 

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I have to say that I like your 
voice. 

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It's like. 
Pretty like. 

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A little bit like it's different
and slim and slender. 

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Thank you very tossable. 
Thank you, I'm very flexible. 

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So like a fidget spinner. 22 
hands, two fingers. 

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Just flip me right over. 
Spin me that's. 

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It you can lick your fingers 
first thing, you can lick your 

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fingers first. 
You want. 

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You want to get up and and do a 
little twirl, right? 

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Now wait, what kind of twirl? 
Something. 

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OK. 
Period. 

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Damn. 
Sort them tight. 

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I work out, I have a trainer, so
I'm like, really big on health. 

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Mental health is big, but I 
really think working out is a 

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stress reliever of all types. 
Yeah. 

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Personality is definitely. 
This definitely shows Italian, 

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Black and fucking Spanish. 
Definitely Luca. 

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You're our Titty Expert. 
We are low in the titty field, 

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but the ass makes up. 
For it. 

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So let's we betting. 
So if Lucas gets your titties 

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right, then you take a shot. 
If he gets it wrong, then we all

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take a shot, OK? 
Including. 

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Her 34A No. 
What is it? 

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32B Oh yeah, put some respect on
her shit, man 'cause. 

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The last guess was AB, so do. 
You have a bra one. 

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No, we're just hanging. 
Any persons. 

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So he. 
Did I think Luke guesses better 

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when it's a bra? 
Yeah, you're right. 

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Yeah. 
Right. 

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The cup size. 
Right. 

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Yeah, he got. 
He got what? 

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What? 
2020 star technology got star 

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technology in his glasses. 
Wow, I forgot. 

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What was that? 
Wait, what was your description,

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Jay? 
You. 

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Gave, he said, her personality. 
OK. 

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Personality is nice long legs. 
Yeah, very long. 

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I'm all like no torso. 
You do yoga. 

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No. 
I used to run track though. 

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But yoga is, like, boring. 
I feel like I can't focus for 

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that long without doing 
something. 

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Yeah, like I always want to get 
into meditation, but it's like 

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shit. 
Like, I'll start. 

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I'll start thinking like, what? 
I. 

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Have everything else. 
Yeah. 

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And then baby his is nice. 
You see them? 

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Thank you. 
See them. 

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Baby his. 
Thank you. 

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I support baby his. 
I hear my truth. 

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Of. 
Course you watch everything out.

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Here you're not no bald bitches.
Up in here, hell, no bald pussy,

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But not no bald bitches, No. 
Yes, we wax girl. 

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Thank you. 
Good morning. 

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Anybody ever tell you this? 
Thank you. 

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Thank you. 
You're shaving. 

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How would your friends? 
Go ahead, Luke, I'm. 

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Saying my fault, go ahead. 
How would your friends describe 

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you? 
I think it's wild. 

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Definitely no filter. 
My friends know like, I don't 

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know. 
I'm all about a good time. 

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No drama, really. 
But if there's drama, I will 

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shut that shit down. 
But I'm definitely wild. 

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I look insecure. 
I mean, not insecure. 

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What's the word? 
What's the word? 

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Innocent. 
Innocent. 

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But I'm not innocent. 
I'm like, insecure or what? 

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I look innocent, but I'm really 
not innocent. 

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Juicy with you back in the club?
Absolutely. 

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And I don't typically lay lay 
skin chips, but I love the vibes

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and everything. 
And you're gorgeous. 

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Oh, thank you. 
So are you. 

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Juicy. 
How would your friends describe 

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you? 
Anti fucking social. 

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Sounds about right. 
Mm hmm. 

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What the hell, I don't want to 
say nothing on. 

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The I'm in the same, I'm in the 
same boat, so sure I can't talk.

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I don't even have friends. 
I have nieces. 

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Jack, Jack, how would you, 
Jacqueline, how would you 

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describe everybody on on your 
first meet? 

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Definitely juicy. 
She has a really good 

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personality. 
Definitely bubbly, Easy. 

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Like, definitely easy to talk. 
Easygoing guys. 

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Not. 
Easy, bubbly. 

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You got to say, not easy. 
You're laid back. 

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I am definitely chill. 
You're there like you're here. 

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I. 
Just be in the background, Jay. 

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Always in the background. 
Yeah, sadly. 

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Making sure the whole team wins.
Definitely same. 

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Definitely chill vibes on the 
end over there. 

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Definitely looks like he can 
mingle with anyone. 

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You seem quiet, but I feel like 
you have your times. 

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What's that, Meek Mill come? 
On. 

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Hold on. 
Wait a minute, You. 

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Definitely have your time. 
Hold on. 

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Wait a minute. 
I thought he was. 

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I seen Lucas rundown the flight 
of steps. 

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No, when that. 
Song came. 

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Not a. 
Flight Flight of steps in the 

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club bro. 
If y'all don't know, who will 

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listen to, who will listen to us
a lot knows all the nicknames 

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for Luke we got. 
Not like 30 Fucking. 

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Nicknames Book Bag, Luke. 
Lasagna, poppy, Summertime. 

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Luke. 
Oh, no, no, no, no. 

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I mean, that's it then. 
And that's all we got for him 

252
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now. 
What do God's mainly compliment 

253
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about you? 
I think my eyes and my my smile.

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They tell me I'm nice eyes. 
My gas like attendee always 

255
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compliments on my eyes. 
The guest in it. 

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Yeah, when he pumps my gas. 
Damn. 

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He was at the same person. 
Every day he kind. 

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Of. 
Met you every day. 

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You said boot the phone. 
And then my mom was in town. 

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He met my mother and he goes, Oh
my God. 

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Right now. 
No. 

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You met your mom? 
Yeah, I'm. 

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Telling you take like $0.20 off 
the gallon and shit. 

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Well, I give them hand warmers 
when it's cold. 

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The fact that everybody in the 
room. 

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I don't know if it's the liquor 
that's hitting or what, but I 

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don't know how. 1234. 5-6 I 
don't know how six people 

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thought you said hand job. 
Hand job. 

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Hand rumor. 
I like free guys. 

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That shit $100 to fill my tank. 
So we do like, for gas. 

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Hold on now. 
Discount going to help me the 

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1st 50. 
Cents we'll take. 

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It. 
That was right. 

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Let us meet your boyfriend. 
Go look him up. 

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Oh, we know he got a little limp
too. 

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What's that Before? 
After you gave him the hand 

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warmer. 
Wait. 

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Wait, wait. 
Yo-yo. 

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Yeah, I. 
Gotta cut. 

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It he loves. 
Me all we know, he puts Hakeem. 

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All we know is go, go, go to 
that. 

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Oh my God, you talk. 
So he got laid in his walk. 

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Wow. 
Something, something is 

284
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definitely leaning wow now, and 
it takes him a minute to walk 

285
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from the pond like, I'll be 
Wait, he'd be limping now. 

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He'd really be like, really 
limping sometimes. 

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Oh my gosh. 
OK guys, never have I ever 

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deleted a chat conversation so 
my boyfriend or girlfriend 

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wouldn't see. 
Immediately, immediate, 

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immediate, I'm guilty of that. 
Let. 

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Me just say I'm delete. 
Shit. 

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What you find is what you find. 
Let me tell y'all how you can 

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look at my phone right now. 
I have text messages from 2017 

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in my phone. 
I'm not even lying. 

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I'm not even lying. 
Wait. 

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What? 
What 2017 My. 

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Phone holds is a 215 GB because 
hey, I'm not deleting. 

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Shit 20/17/20. 7. 
What are we, 2022 I? 

299
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Ever had that's? 
A long time, that shit still. 

300
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Probably saying are you going to
history class? 

301
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What? 
Like you got graduation. 

302
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Bro, yeah, that's. 
Wild yo delete it, man. 

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Just delete the shit. 
That's what my fucking 

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everything is Full Google for 
iCloud for everything. 

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Food. 
Right, actually, do you have a 

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whole bunch of stuff that you 
don't delete? 

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So pictures, Yeah, Why but 
messages? 

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I have like 15,000 pictures. 
I have a lot of photos. 

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Definitely a lot of photos. 
But why? 

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Screenshots all that. 
Oh yeah, same screenshots. 

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I don't know. 
It's just to have, I don't know.

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And then I go back. 
It might come in handy. 

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Eat it. 
Yeah, you. 

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Never know TB. 
Yeah, I do it for iCloud. 

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I do and that shit. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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I'm not paying for more, though.
I said. 

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I'm gonna stop at a turb right 
now. 

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I gotta start deleting shit 
'cause this is. 

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00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,720
Ridiculous. 
Hey, look, why do you think 

320
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women never delete shit out 
their phone? 

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00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,400
Why? 
They need to pull shit back from

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like 1970. 
They don't give a fuck like 

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remember back when I told? 
You, she said. 

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Remember evidence and shit, 
Adam. 

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Remember when you ate that 
apple? 

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That's why they always got to 
keep receipts. 

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That's all it is. 
As soon as you're a bitch, come 

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to my DMS. 
Now I got hacked, you said. 

329
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Where were you doing right as a 
woman, yo? 

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Is this not your With his face 
in my ass, you don't. 

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Believe anything. 
Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, 

332
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,079
hold on. 
Looks at again. 

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00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,119
You. 
Just believe anything that's. 

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00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,040
Photoshop, that ain't even. 
We got all these scammers in 

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Africa. 
We got all these scammers in 

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Africa you got the other day. 
People hack everyday BE. 

337
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,000
Exactly. 
Shut up to now. 

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You gonna believe. 
You gonna believe the scam was 

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over me? 
Why do that? 

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00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,120
Wow. 
Why would you do that now? 

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00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,320
How bad is your attitude? 
Star accident already You do. 

342
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,280
Yeah. 
Oh, my bad. 

343
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,920
You're. 
Behind. 

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00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,480
I'm sorry, it's hitting, man. 
It's hitting we on our, we're on

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00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,200
our pick one segment, yeah. 
Luke All right, so pick one. 

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00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:55,840
Would you date an Italian mama's
boy, a thug or a hood? 

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Say it again. 
Would you date a an Italian 

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mama's boy, BA thug or CA hood? 
So that I feel like that's all 

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that attracted to me is hood. 
You want to say all well. 

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00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,520
Yeah, I can't say an Italian 
mama's boy because they never 

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grow up and they never leave 
their mother's house. 

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00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,360
Like my brother didn't leave my 
mother's house until he was 35. 

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00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,080
So, yeah, so. 
His grandfather's. 

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In difference between. 
He was. 

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00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,840
He was. 
But what's the difference of a 

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00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,560
thug and a hood? 
A thug and a hood. 

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00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,600
Oh 'cause you could live in a 
hood of me. 

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A hood, a thug is more you 
actually you active. 

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00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,360
Like a hug bugger. 
Listen to Thug you listen to 

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00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,760
Thug motivation about. 
You with the shits. 

361
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,800
Exactly. 
Just listen to thug motivation. 

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00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,720
One O 1, one O 2 and one O 3. 
Exactly. 

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00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,360
Let them know. 
Oh, juice. 

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00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,320
So how's your dating life? 
Rough. 

365
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,400
I feel like it's dating now is 
kind of scary. 

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00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,400
Everyone's weird, very weird. 
And I feel like people hang out 

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00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,760
with you one time when they get 
attached. 

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00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,360
Like they don't even they don't 
even know you. 

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00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,280
Everybody want to be in love so 
bad. 

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00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,840
That's a little bad. 
Like, don't settle. 

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00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,680
Like there's no settling. 
One day One. 

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Day. 
You. 

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They could take you to 
Applebee's and be like, Oh my 

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00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,560
God, want to marry you tomorrow 
like. 

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00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,760
After one date though. 
Yeah, after one date. 

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00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,120
You got a story you wanna tell 
us? 

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00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,880
I have a couple. 
You got some, you got some names

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00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:37,360
okay after one date. 
So I went on a date with this 

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kid. 
He's very cute. 

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00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,200
It was just very weird because, 
you know, we started talking, 

381
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,280
the liquor started getting in. 
He started to feel comfortable, 

382
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,560
you know, sharing some sexual 
things in. 

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Me, I'm very open to sex. 
Like, I don't care. 

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00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,240
I'm very, I don't care. 
No filter. 

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00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:02,080
But like, you're a bottom. 
Not once, but twice maybe. 

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00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,760
Three times he's a what excuse. 
Me, you say a. 

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00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,560
Bottom a bottom. 
Like he Like he deal with men. 

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00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,440
Three times he gay. 
First time you gay, first of 

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00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,640
all? 
Like to remissy. 

390
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,000
It's like. 
You said three strikes, you're 

391
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,080
out. 
What the fuck? 

392
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,400
He had to spend the block. 
I don't know like. 

393
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,800
People. 
No, I think it was the same 

394
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,400
person went back he. 
Had a relationship. 

395
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,120
Yeah, basically. 
Dating. 

396
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,880
What else did he have? 
He didn't just have liquor. 

397
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:35,160
No, he did. 
He had liquor and then he went 

398
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to swinger parties and really 
experienced. 

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And I'm like, all right, the 
conversation started going well.

400
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,800
But soon as he said that, like, 
I was just, I went from like 

401
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kind of being sign of like wet 
to like completely desert. 

402
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,840
Damn. 
So I had to leave. 

403
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:51,720
Yeah. 
Oh my God. 

404
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,760
Like that said, all right, I'm 
head out. 

405
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,880
I can't. 
I can't. 

406
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,600
He definitely won't want you to 
do. 

407
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,880
Totally. 
That's what my first thought 

408
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,560
was, and I can never. 
What's that? 

409
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:06,200
What's What's that boy name 
Uncle Clifford from? 

410
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,720
The paint from the. 
Paint. 

411
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,960
Wow. 
Damn. 

412
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,720
So. 
What would you say is wrong with

413
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,280
the dating scene right now? 
Everyone's weird. 

414
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,000
Everyone wants, like, this 
magical Instagram relationship 

415
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,040
that is not like, practical. 
And I feel like they meet 

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someone stable. 
Like I would call myself stable.

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00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,400
Like I my shit together and I 
feel like they're like, Oh my 

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00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,200
God, like my wife. 
And it's like you don't even 

419
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,760
know me, you know what I mean? 
But like, that's like their 

420
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,720
menastation. 
Like they think like, Oh my God,

421
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,200
like I met my wife. 
She has her shit together, but 

422
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,720
like really like that's like the
surface of a relationship. 

423
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,680
Yeah. 
So you have to go through things

424
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,960
with people in a relationship. 
So what's the last person that 

425
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:51,360
that you had that got attached? 
Hey bougies, It's the bougie 

426
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,920
babe of the Bougie Babe podcast.
So a little bit about my 

427
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,760
podcast. 
I engage in uninhibited and 

428
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,080
uncensored conversations in my 
episodes. 

429
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,240
I fearlessly drive into 
everything under the sun. 

430
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,240
If you're searching for an 
entertainment podcast that 

431
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,000
doesn't hold back, explores 
topics others might shy away 

432
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,000
from, and celebrates 
authenticity, you found your new

433
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,800
obsession. 
Come on, y'all, let's talk about

434
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:28,600
it. 
The guy that said he was a 

435
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,400
bottom. 
So what did he do? 

436
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,880
Describe the date how it was 
that night to us. 

437
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,240
It was chill. 
It started off good with some 

438
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:39,480
liquor, but I don't know, it 
just got weird after that whole 

439
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,120
conversation. 
But he had everything I 

440
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,720
requested, so that was good. 
Like what? 

441
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,120
Wait, would you have a question?
Some food, obviously. 

442
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,840
OK, chicks love to eat. 
Chicks love to eat. 

443
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,840
Even though we all know what we 
want to eat, we love. 

444
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,680
To eat which one eat right now? 
Jack, which one eat right now? 

445
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,200
Some like chicken Alfredo? 
What? 

446
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,560
Oh, damn, mustache. 
Damn. 

447
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,240
Where I'm. 
Just doing it right now, Juice. 

448
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:07,440
K pop you. 
Just had that, you just pulled 

449
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:07,760
that. 
Shit off. 

450
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,520
Exactly. 
So the last thing, the last 

451
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,720
thing I have. 
Hold on guys. 

452
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,760
Never have I ever. 
How you skip? 

453
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,960
Hell, a question. 
I'm sorry. 

454
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:26,000
Lick the Gooch for for women and
ate the ass for men ain't. 

455
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,920
Nobody first. 
Of all because I know you lick 

456
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,000
Gooch. 
I know you did. 

457
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,400
Oh, you I. 
Seeked it. 

458
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,360
Oh, OK. 
She said. 

459
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,160
I know you do. 
She said. 

460
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,920
I seeked it. 
I should go to the at the 

461
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,040
audience. 
So, like I always say, like I 

462
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,920
don't eat raw salmon. 
So you don't like raw Gooch? 

463
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,600
What if it's warmed up a little 
bit? 

464
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,600
Little bit? 
Put that oil. 

465
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,800
In the air fryer, please 350 for
10 minutes put. 

466
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,360
In the air fryer oil? 
Why not? 

467
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,520
Put the Gucci Mane Fryer. 
Raw salmon. 

468
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,080
So you don't. 
So wait, you get You don't eat 

469
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,120
raw salmon, but you eat salmon. 
Yeah. 

470
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,840
But not no raw like her. 
Eat, eat salmon. 

471
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,400
First of all, her and thugs eat 
salmon. 

472
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,280
Hope you know that. 
Wow. 

473
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,520
But. 
Yeah, I don't know. 

474
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,200
So everybody, all the women out 
there, she don't eat. 

475
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,680
She don't eat. 
Well, would you get your box 8? 

476
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,240
Yeah, totally. 
I mean. 

477
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,520
I know what you would still ask 
me. 

478
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,680
Totally, totally. 
That's where the Quakes are. 

479
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,520
Come out. 
Totally. 

480
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I have that. 
Totally I. 

481
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,320
Love it. 
Totally. 

482
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,520
I don't care, but like my thing 
is like I would rather give head

483
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,080
than even have sex sometimes. 
I'll be looking to that. 

484
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,080
Yeah. 
I'll get some hands up right 

485
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,560
there. 
Thank. 

486
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,960
If nobody ever told you. 
Thank you. 

487
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,320
You're welcome. 
Thank you for all your 

488
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,080
contributions. 
Thank. 

489
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,400
You for your services. 
How's, How's your curve game? 

490
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,600
Oh, so good. 
I will still dub someone and 

491
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,160
they'll still be on my. 
Ass damn. 

492
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,360
What do you what do you say to 
them? 

493
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,440
I literally tell them like I'm 
not like I don't want to do this

494
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,360
like I. 
Just and it's still yes. 

495
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,560
I'll get poems like paragraphs 
and I only. 

496
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,960
Like haikus. 
It's just pretty much. 

497
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,600
I think you're really. 
I think you're really nice. 

498
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,840
But it's like I don't even. 
7575. 

499
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,880
Five. 
Yeah, I think you look really 

500
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,600
good. 
Right now. 

501
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,160
Right now. 
Exactly. 

502
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,960
Or like you're like the love of 
my life, like you met me once 

503
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,360
and took me to like. 
Once. 

504
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,560
One time, yeah. 
Not Applebee's. 

505
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,920
And I didn't even touch you. 
One time, 'cause. 

506
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,040
I had a take me to Applebee's 
and we got like the pick two 

507
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,160
type of situation for like $50 
and this asked me to split it 

508
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,600
so. 
No, not a split bill. 

509
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,200
For 50. 
Dollars. 

510
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:49,680
No. 
Damn. 

511
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,840
No ass. 
Ain't that shit? 

512
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,560
Like, ain't it like A2 for 20 or
something? 

513
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,880
It never. 
Got a call back it. 

514
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,400
Never got. 
No juice. 

515
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:02,720
How's your curve game? 
I just ignore like I don't know 

516
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,320
that's it. 
I just ignore. 

517
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,280
Hit you with that? 
Hey, what's up cousin and? 

518
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,200
I'll just like, leave it on red.
Damn if I read it some. 

519
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,560
Most times I don't open it. 
My DMS be like a high number but

520
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,520
think it's be annoying. 
Weird. 

521
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,160
Like a blood. 
Pressure. 

522
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,640
Totally be annoying, I. 
See. 

523
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,160
DMS, DMS. 
I don't know. 

524
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,760
They, like, say weird shits to 
me. 

525
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,600
People really think I'm a 
catfish. 

526
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,560
Why? 
Don't push it. 

527
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,960
Guys, I don't post shit, but 
then people tell me I look 

528
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,280
better in person. 
So like, do you have highlights 

529
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,040
on your page even? 
No. 

530
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,120
No, you've got a. 
Page a blank SP. 

531
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,320
Mother, your cop. 
So you don't have. 

532
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,120
Instagram. 
I post stories. 

533
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,800
And you post stories about how 
you can increase your 

534
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:55,520
cryptocurrency and turn 300 to 
3000. 

535
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,640
That's what it sound like. 
Not on the scammer level, 

536
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,120
that's. 
What it look like? 

537
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,080
I'm just saying no posts, no. 
Because normally when we do it, 

538
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,040
when we do our little 
backgrounds on our guests, we 

539
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,800
can't find shit about you. 
That's what I was like. 

540
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,000
Nothing. 
No, I'm. 

541
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,520
A private person. 
But I move, I like move like a 

542
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,720
snake. 
Like I'm in the grass. 

543
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,480
You. 
Don't know about it like a 

544
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,200
snake, Ma. 
I know about it like R Kelly, 

545
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,720
but that was a hit. 
Not R Kelly, I'm. 

546
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,400
Sorry, that's. 
What's the girl from New York? 

547
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,360
Which? 
1. 

548
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040
Were you buddy? 
Like a snake? 

549
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,320
What's her name? 
What? 

550
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,880
Is her name. 
The crackhead Kayla. 

551
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,480
No, no. 
Is it Kayla? 

552
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:36,120
I don't know any crackheads. 
What? 

553
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,480
The tooth? 
She got the tooth. 

554
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:38,920
It's. 
Really. 

555
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,240
It's really a guy, but. 
Yeah, I don't know. 

556
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,640
I'm mad. 
I can't remember her name right 

557
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,600
now, 'cause she iconic. 
I don't know, she I kind of 

558
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:56,360
crackhead. 
So sorry 'cause I kind of forgot

559
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,680
where I was at. 
It was How do you avoid people 

560
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,880
trying to holler at you? 
What was that? 

561
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,440
How do you avoid people trying 
to highlight you? 

562
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,440
I just don't answer. 
Like I have a walk around like 

563
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,840
I'm a bitch. 
Like don't talk. 

564
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,160
Even when you were. 
Out of the like the resting 

565
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,080
bitch face, yeah. 
Give camera resting, bitch. 

566
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,680
Face I can't. 
No, no, no. 

567
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,320
Just you got one. 
It's that one right now. 

568
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,120
Right. 
Yeah, it. 

569
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,040
Don't come off. 
It's like, don't talk to me or 

570
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,280
like don't try to kidnap me 
because I will fuck you up. 

571
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,520
That's what I give off the vibe.
Like I don't want to be. 

572
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,760
I don't want to be bothered like
when I go out with like my 

573
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,600
girls, I'd rather just be with. 
Them. 

574
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,000
But they the guys won't come 
anyway. 

575
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,960
Because the way they come up on 
you, they like shimmy and then 

576
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,840
they're like, yo, like, what's 
up? 

577
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,720
No. 
Fleet nobody, yes. 

578
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,600
Come around the side. 
Yeah. 

579
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,880
Just trying to move fast. 
Like there's a whole other way 

580
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,160
you can move. 
Yes. 

581
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,120
And then I'm like, don't touch 
me. 

582
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,880
Don't touch me, You. 
Gotta hit him with the on that 

583
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,000
way. 
Excuse me, Excuse me. 

584
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:02,480
You in the way, because I'm 
never going to go over speaker. 

585
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,640
Any style will come out. 
Have you ever been Stalk or a 

586
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,360
stalker? 
Yeah, so I used to work my 

587
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,760
previous job definitely had a 
stalker. 

588
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,720
He was weird the one day I was 
actually pulling out and he was 

589
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,280
pulling in and he actually 
reversed to pull out with me. 

590
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,080
Yeah. 
And then, like, that's creepy. 

591
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,520
It was a weird situation. 
And Long story short, I worked 

592
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,160
at a gym and he had a gym 
membership and he, it was on 

593
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,120
frozen. 
So at the time when he would 

594
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,080
come, he was like, oh, I want to
check out my balance. 

595
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,240
Like, you know, that's frozen. 
You know, I froze it. 

596
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,680
So I don't know why you keep 
coming in here. 

597
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,040
He was so weird. 
Funny to see you. 

598
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,480
Here you work here. 
You work here? 

599
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,880
And he asked me the one day he 
literally pulled in. 

600
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,720
Mind you still on Frozen at this
time? 

601
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,520
I pull back in from break. 
He's there. 

602
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,360
He goes, hey, I'm just did you 
block me? 

603
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,120
Like I never had a guy ask me if
I block. 

604
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,320
That what did you say? 
Yeah, you said. 

605
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,440
Yeah. 
And then I had to get a new 

606
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,360
phone, but I didn't. 
What? 

607
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,080
Was she supposed to laugh but? 
I'm like, hey, you crazy, you're

608
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,440
not coming? 
In the sidewalk, like on the 

609
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,080
sidewalk in front of work like. 
That on his boat. 

610
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,440
He hopped out of his car. 
That's exactly what it was. 

611
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,120
No. 
So you so say this so you never 

612
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,080
want to date with him. 
No, he was weird. 

613
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,160
Very weird. 
And I gave him a fake number to 

614
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,240
begin with. 
Damn. 

615
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,960
And you blocked it from the fake
number. 

616
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,000
I'm. 
Dead damn double wedding. 

617
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,840
Yeah, he was weird. 
He was very weird again. 

618
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,920
I don't know what I say to 
people that like make them 

619
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,640
attached. 
What's your preference? 

620
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,480
See, that's my thing. 
I don't know. 

621
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,080
Definitely chocolate. 
Definitely chocolate. 

622
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,760
Have to like be in shape. 
I can't have, like, you know, 

623
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,280
like a Jelly doughnut. 
I'm doing all the work like a 

624
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,720
starfish, so. 
So you like candy bars? 

625
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,600
Yeah. 
So if you describe each of us as

626
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,880
a candy bar, what would it be? 
I think juicy would be like. 

627
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,800
No, some her less. 
No. 

628
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,160
Less. 
Am I wait for that? 

629
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,000
Everybody wait for you. 
Now you would be a Snickers. 

630
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,440
I like Snickers. 
You would be a Snickers. 

631
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,720
I like Snickers. 
Smooth like caramel. 

632
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,880
Goes down real nice. 
Got a little nutty surprise 

633
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,160
that. 
Crazy shit is she? 

634
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,400
Exactly. 
Satisfying, yeah. 

635
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,080
I. 
Don't know. 

636
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:23,600
Hungry. 
Wild. 

637
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,280
Wait, what? 
Better eat this pussy shit. 

638
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,040
What do you see, Lucas? 
A Butterfinger. 

639
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,840
Damn. 
Hate Butterfinger. 

640
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Better not lay a finger on my 
Butterfinger. 

641
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,600
OK, Luke. 
OK, King. 

642
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,960
Butterfinger. 
I hate them. 

643
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,720
I. 
Love a good Butterfinger. 

644
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,320
They're like, tacky, not. 
Like, tacky not. 

645
00:31:54,560 --> 00:32:01,400
Getting any better? 
You got an engineer sweating 

646
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,240
over there. 
Get stuck in my mouth? 

647
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,760
I don't know. 
Okay. 

648
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,240
Okay. 
Okay Okay. 

649
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,480
Stuck in her mouth. 
You heard that, Luke? 

650
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,640
But it's good. 
I love a good Butterfinger. 

651
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,000
I love. 
Him. 

652
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,160
Yeah, I like ants, like the mini
ones that I like full size. 

653
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,000
Still gonna tap on her mouth. 
Still gonna move the mouth. 

654
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,040
Lydia Big. 
She gonna take you? 

655
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,200
And then? 
And then Curb Your ass, 'cause 

656
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,360
you won't give her the right gas
money. 

657
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,720
That's all the right there. 
That's the whole story right 

658
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,400
there. 
You could be a Kit Kat. 

659
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,880
Hold on, Hold on, hold on. 
Wait. 

660
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,240
Oh no, it's not funny. 
No more the last funny the 

661
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,160
money. 
Huh. 

662
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,800
A previous episode. 
I got caught soft. 

663
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,640
I'm easy to break now. 
It's not funny, huh? 

664
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,760
I got a bit thug in these 
streets. 

665
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,400
What's going on out? 
Here, that's a goody one, you. 

666
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:12,760
Might have looked too hard over 
there. 

667
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,400
Thank you. 
Thank you. 

668
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,640
They can't have it though. 
No, no kick cats are good. 

669
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,080
Oh. 
Man well. 

670
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,200
It just breaks right off. 
Hey. 

671
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,240
Put a little curve on it. 
Hey Luke, What's the next 

672
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,360
question, Luke? 
What's something that the people

673
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,720
you dated all have in common? 
They're all ass. 

674
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,280
They're all asses. 
Yeah, they're all ass. 

675
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,560
They all have big Dicks, I'll 
give them that. 

676
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,960
I don't touch. 
Know how to pick them, huh? 

677
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,840
Yeah, I don't touch. 
You have to put. 

678
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:54,320
Lottery Pick 3. 
You gotta poke, try to touch it.

679
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,960
You gotta try to see it before 
you. 

680
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,000
So you like Dick pics? 
Yeah. 

681
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,720
I haven't got a Dick pic since 
like 8th grade. 

682
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,680
I actually got the. 
I got the. 

683
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,040
Wrong Dick pic. 
Someone sent me the wrong. 

684
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,560
Dick pic. 
So you got a Dick pic by. 

685
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,000
Because I never I'd like someone
else had this phone number 

686
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,400
before me. 
Oh. 

687
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,360
Damn. 
Why? 

688
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,600
And they said you missed this 
Dick. 

689
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,320
Wrong pic. 
I was like wrong Dick pic. 

690
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,679
I was like, hold on, but it was 
a nice, it was a nice Dick. 

691
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,280
Wow, it was chocolate. 
So they just gravitate to you? 

692
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,600
The nice Dick, I guess. 
That's crazy. 

693
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,520
Like a orbit. 
I don't want to shrimp, so 

694
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,440
that's and I don't want no Bush.
But how could you tell if if? 

695
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,080
You could tell. 
I feel like you could tell 

696
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,120
sometimes in the pants. 
So, for example, I work with a 

697
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,600
kid that were like really tight 
pants and like, you see no 

698
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,800
bulge, but then you have another
kid that I work with and that 

699
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,199
shit was just doing. 
That shit was right there every 

700
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day, right there in those little
khakis. 

701
00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:50,080
I was like, he was hung, but 
like, I didn't find him 

702
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attractive, so I didn't touch 
him, but I just stared at it. 

703
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,920
You know what I mean? 
You stared at it. 

704
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Yeah, well, respect that, man. 
You never know. 

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00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,200
He didn't know. 
But I just. 

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Ex say about you. 
Oh Lord, oh Lord.

