Hey guys, It's juicy. There's Jay, always in the
background. And Henny, Luke.
It's Jacqueline. So we have a possible IG catfish
that's a good. One that.
Is a good. One for.
Not having at least one pick on their IGPHA possible hologram.
Tupac hologram. That's a good one.
A possible leader of ghosts. She in front of Metaverse, Yeah.
Metaverse. Because we don't.
The guys on the Internet don't know who she's real or not.
That's why. We have Jacqueline within
Capital LY and. How you doing, Jacqueline?
I'm good. Welcome to the show.
Thank you for coming. Thank you for having me.
So can you tell us about your background?
Don't you? Where you from and all?
That so my mom is full Italian. My dad is black and Puerto
Rican. I do have an interesting mix.
I have a really big family. I'm originally from Pai, went to
school in Syracuse, and now I'm in medical tech.
So medical, surgical tech. But you know, I'm busy every
day. But I'm very smart, my dumb, So
that's good. Nice.
Damn, that's a that's a that's an interesting mix, you said.
Yeah, Italian. Yeah, Spanish and black.
Yes. The attitude on you the.
Temper, I think, is worse. Damn Temper's worse look.
What you think, what do you think about that mix?
That's interesting combo. How bad is your attitude?
My attitude for people that I love, I definitely go hard for,
so my attitude does get a little crazy on.
A scale of one to 10. 10 Definitely a 10.
Damn. Yeah.
Moral. Sheesh.
I'm not going to lie. So do you have a quite side?
So we call our white, our white fans out here for the QA quite
white. No, I quit.
Fans never like, touched, licked, poked a white guy.
So never ever, ever, ever. And I I don't like look at them
and like, like I want to slurp you like I I just look at you
like you're there. Like, you know, like I don't
look at them like they look, like edible.
So when does your white side come out?
I don't know. I think it's because I'm not
from the hood like people say, like I'm educated, so I think I
know how to talk. I think it comes out like when I
talk. Where do you live now?
East Orange. Oh yeah.
Interesting. Very interesting.
I in the hood, OK? Very interesting.
Now I I don't know if he told you or not, but we're gonna be
playing. Never have I ever with you.
Here's the first question. Wait, when do I drink if I
didn't? Yeah, if you Yeah, if you
didn't, right. Don't you think you?
I think, I think you drink. If you did.
If you did, yeah, you drink if you did.
So never have I ever eaten what I knew was someone else's food.
No. Damn.
I just wait, what was it? Have I ever eaten what I've
known was someone else's food? No hesitation.
You drunk. No.
You never eat somebody else food.
Yeah, especially. At a restaurant, you gotta play.
I gotta play. We share it.
Please is. She drunk.
Like no, no, no, no, no, no. Who?
Wait, who food did you eat? Everyone.
I feel like if it's in the fridge, if it's not a sign then
it's up for crush. Is this at home or I work?
You have a somebody. You ate people for that work.
Wow. Oh, you want you want of those?
Someone had like a nice Turkey club and it was sitting there
and I was watching it for hours on routine.
Wow. And it was 1/2.
I'm like, they're not gonna come back for that.
What? You're one of those?
Yeah, I. Had some nice chips.
Nah, not no chips for my sandwich.
Respect. Square it is.
It is. I'm going to HR.
Because I was coming back to that sandwich after my smoke
break, like. And you just roll.
That was a good ass. Sandwich.
That's crazy. Respect.
Respectfully, that's. A good So I haven't done that
yet. I haven't ate nobody's food at
work yet. Respectfully, you you people.
God damn. Look, give me somebody food at
work. That work in the hell no.
No. What if it's from like a store,
board, Store OK. No, Lavita.
Look, bitch. Said no.
Bitch, I said. No.
Such a little people, fool. I don't know.
So, so look bitch. Shut the fuck up.
You going too far now? Somebody bought in like a
fucking. It was like a cake with like it
was some shit. I look at that shit like hell,
no. It was a casserole, I.
Don't know what the fuck it was. It was something.
No. What it was that shit stayed
there. I wasn't touching it, the
casserole, some raisins in that shit.
The coleslaw with raisins. The Coleslaw Coleslaw.
Oh, I thank you. Thank.
You like that? It's the texture and I think
it's the smell. Like I'm like really big on
smells. So like Coles then it's the
name. Mayonnaise and cabbage.
Who wants to eat coleslaw? People who eat ass, it's.
Good for you. I eat that.
I don't eat coleslaw. You but you eat ass.
Yeah, but you don't. Eat coleslaw.
Totally Wow. Sounds about right.
All right, I'm serious To the non coleslaw eating ass eaters
out there, because that's ridiculous.
Now shot the Nashi not here today.
We got our description part and we're going to go ahead and take
a turn and describe our lovely guests.
Who wants that for excuse? I go first.
I'm gonna say she reminds me of no, no, A little bit.
I would say. Natalie.
Her prime, not. Looking like her, though.
I would say, I was gonna say. 10 minus the No I was.
Gonna say I was gonna say she reminds me of Adrian Balone from
the. Real.
The voice. I get that my whole life.
The voice, too, like it's not. Yeah, that's all going to sound.
Thank you and T and Tamara. I get like, oh.
Yeah, I can see the. Yeah, I can see.
That, yeah, but I definitely get.
I sound like Asia. My personality, yeah.
The lady in the booth, a toll booth, actually thought I was
her. She lets you go through like you
got a. Baby, and I'm like, don't you
think I would have an easy pass if I was Elite?
Adrian. I thought she would have.
Let you just. Got and she's trying to say.
That painful you, girl. She's like, are you her?
And I'm like, no, no, I can. See that?
Just say. Yeah, she would have.
Did what? What?
What you got? What you got?
Juice. I got light skin.
Yes, red bone on here. Yellow Mellow check in.
Thank you. Thank you.
I have to say that I like your voice.
It's like. Pretty like.
A little bit like it's different and slim and slender.
Thank you very tossable. Thank you, I'm very flexible.
So like a fidget spinner. 22 hands, two fingers.
Just flip me right over. Spin me that's.
It you can lick your fingers first thing, you can lick your
fingers first. You want.
You want to get up and and do a little twirl, right?
Now wait, what kind of twirl? Something.
OK. Period.
Damn. Sort them tight.
I work out, I have a trainer, so I'm like, really big on health.
Mental health is big, but I really think working out is a
stress reliever of all types. Yeah.
Personality is definitely. This definitely shows Italian,
Black and fucking Spanish. Definitely Luca.
You're our Titty Expert. We are low in the titty field,
but the ass makes up. For it.
So let's we betting. So if Lucas gets your titties
right, then you take a shot. If he gets it wrong, then we all
take a shot, OK? Including.
Her 34A No. What is it?
32B Oh yeah, put some respect on her shit, man 'cause.
The last guess was AB, so do. You have a bra one.
No, we're just hanging. Any persons.
So he. Did I think Luke guesses better
when it's a bra? Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. Right.
The cup size. Right.
Yeah, he got. He got what?
What? 2020 star technology got star
technology in his glasses. Wow, I forgot.
What was that? Wait, what was your description,
Jay? You.
Gave, he said, her personality. OK.
Personality is nice long legs. Yeah, very long.
I'm all like no torso. You do yoga.
No. I used to run track though.
But yoga is, like, boring. I feel like I can't focus for
that long without doing something.
Yeah, like I always want to get into meditation, but it's like
shit. Like, I'll start.
I'll start thinking like, what? I.
Have everything else. Yeah.
And then baby his is nice. You see them?
Thank you. See them.
Baby his. Thank you.
I support baby his. I hear my truth.
Of. Course you watch everything out.
Here you're not no bald bitches. Up in here, hell, no bald pussy,
But not no bald bitches, No. Yes, we wax girl.
Thank you. Good morning.
Anybody ever tell you this? Thank you.
You're shaving.
How would your friends? Go ahead, Luke, I'm.
Saying my fault, go ahead. How would your friends describe
you? I think it's wild.
Definitely no filter. My friends know like, I don't
know. I'm all about a good time.
No drama, really. But if there's drama, I will
shut that shit down. But I'm definitely wild.
I look insecure. I mean, not insecure.
What's the word? What's the word?
Innocent. Innocent.
But I'm not innocent. I'm like, insecure or what?
I look innocent, but I'm really not innocent.
Juicy with you back in the club? Absolutely.
And I don't typically lay lay skin chips, but I love the vibes
and everything. And you're gorgeous.
Oh, thank you. So are you.
Juicy. How would your friends describe
you? Anti fucking social.
Sounds about right. Mm hmm.
What the hell, I don't want to say nothing on.
The I'm in the same, I'm in the same boat, so sure I can't talk.
I don't even have friends. I have nieces.
Jack, Jack, how would you, Jacqueline, how would you
describe everybody on on your first meet?
Definitely juicy. She has a really good
personality. Definitely bubbly, Easy.
Like, definitely easy to talk. Easygoing guys.
Not. Easy, bubbly.
You got to say, not easy. You're laid back.
I am definitely chill. You're there like you're here.
I. Just be in the background, Jay.
Always in the background. Yeah, sadly.
Making sure the whole team wins. Definitely same.
Definitely chill vibes on the end over there.
Definitely looks like he can mingle with anyone.
You seem quiet, but I feel like you have your times.
What's that, Meek Mill come? On.
Hold on. Wait a minute, You.
Definitely have your time. Hold on.
Wait a minute. I thought he was.
I seen Lucas rundown the flight of steps.
No, when that. Song came.
Not a. Flight Flight of steps in the
club bro. If y'all don't know, who will
listen to, who will listen to us a lot knows all the nicknames
for Luke we got. Not like 30 Fucking.
Nicknames Book Bag, Luke. Lasagna, poppy, Summertime.
Luke. Oh, no, no, no, no.
I mean, that's it then. And that's all we got for him
now. What do God's mainly compliment
about you? I think my eyes and my my smile.
They tell me I'm nice eyes. My gas like attendee always
compliments on my eyes. The guest in it.
Yeah, when he pumps my gas. Damn.
He was at the same person. Every day he kind.
Of. Met you every day.
You said boot the phone. And then my mom was in town.
He met my mother and he goes, Oh my God.
Right now. No.
You met your mom? Yeah, I'm.
Telling you take like $0.20 off the gallon and shit.
Well, I give them hand warmers when it's cold.
The fact that everybody in the room.
I don't know if it's the liquor that's hitting or what, but I
don't know how. 1234. 5-6 I don't know how six people
thought you said hand job. Hand job.
Hand rumor. I like free guys.
That shit $100 to fill my tank. So we do like, for gas.
Hold on now. Discount going to help me the
1st 50. Cents we'll take.
It. That was right.
Let us meet your boyfriend. Go look him up.
Oh, we know he got a little limp too.
What's that Before? After you gave him the hand
warmer. Wait.
Wait, wait. Yo-yo.
Yeah, I. Gotta cut.
It he loves. Me all we know, he puts Hakeem.
All we know is go, go, go to that.
Oh my God, you talk. So he got laid in his walk.
Wow. Something, something is
definitely leaning wow now, and it takes him a minute to walk
from the pond like, I'll be Wait, he'd be limping now.
He'd really be like, really limping sometimes.
Oh my gosh. OK guys, never have I ever
deleted a chat conversation so my boyfriend or girlfriend
wouldn't see. Immediately, immediate,
immediate, I'm guilty of that. Let.
Me just say I'm delete. Shit.
What you find is what you find. Let me tell y'all how you can
look at my phone right now. I have text messages from 2017
in my phone. I'm not even lying.
Wait.
What? What 2017 My.
Phone holds is a 215 GB because hey, I'm not deleting.
Shit 20/17/20. 7. What are we, 2022 I?
Ever had that's? A long time, that shit still.
Probably saying are you going to history class?
What? Like you got graduation.
Bro, yeah, that's. Wild yo delete it, man.
Just delete the shit. That's what my fucking
everything is Full Google for iCloud for everything.
Food. Right, actually, do you have a
whole bunch of stuff that you don't delete?
So pictures, Yeah, Why but messages?
I have like 15,000 pictures. I have a lot of photos.
Definitely a lot of photos. But why?
Screenshots all that. Oh yeah, same screenshots.
I don't know. It's just to have, I don't know.
And then I go back. It might come in handy.
Eat it. Yeah, you.
Never know TB. Yeah, I do it for iCloud.
I do and that shit. Yeah, exactly.
I'm not paying for more, though. I said.
I'm gonna stop at a turb right now.
I gotta start deleting shit 'cause this is.
Ridiculous. Hey, look, why do you think
women never delete shit out their phone?
Why? They need to pull shit back from
like 1970. They don't give a fuck like
remember back when I told? You, she said.
Remember evidence and shit, Adam.
Remember when you ate that apple?
That's why they always got to keep receipts.
That's all it is. As soon as you're a bitch, come
to my DMS. Now I got hacked, you said.
Where were you doing right as a woman, yo?
Is this not your With his face in my ass, you don't.
Believe anything. Hold on, hold on, wait, wait,
hold on. Looks at again.
You. Just believe anything that's.
Photoshop, that ain't even. We got all these scammers in
Africa. We got all these scammers in
Africa you got the other day. People hack everyday BE.
Exactly. Shut up to now.
You gonna believe. You gonna believe the scam was
over me? Why do that?
Wow. Why would you do that now?
How bad is your attitude? Star accident already You do.
Yeah. Oh, my bad.
You're. Behind.
I'm sorry, it's hitting, man. It's hitting we on our, we're on
our pick one segment, yeah. Luke All right, so pick one.
Would you date an Italian mama's boy, a thug or a hood?
Say it again. Would you date a an Italian
mama's boy, BA thug or CA hood? So that I feel like that's all
that attracted to me is hood. You want to say all well.
Yeah, I can't say an Italian mama's boy because they never
grow up and they never leave their mother's house.
Like my brother didn't leave my mother's house until he was 35.
So, yeah, so. His grandfather's.
In difference between. He was.
But what's the difference of a
thug and a hood? A thug and a hood.
Oh 'cause you could live in a hood of me.
A hood, a thug is more you actually you active.
Like a hug bugger. Listen to Thug you listen to
Thug motivation about. You with the shits.
Exactly. Just listen to thug motivation.
One O 1, one O 2 and one O 3. Exactly.
Let them know. Oh, juice.
So how's your dating life? Rough.
I feel like it's dating now is kind of scary.
Everyone's weird, very weird. And I feel like people hang out
with you one time when they get attached.
Like they don't even they don't even know you.
Everybody want to be in love so bad.
That's a little bad. Like, don't settle.
Like there's no settling. One day One.
Day. You.
They could take you to Applebee's and be like, Oh my
God, want to marry you tomorrow like.
After one date though. Yeah, after one date.
You got a story you wanna tell us?
I have a couple. You got some, you got some names
okay after one date. So I went on a date with this
kid. He's very cute.
It was just very weird because, you know, we started talking,
the liquor started getting in. He started to feel comfortable,
you know, sharing some sexual things in.
Me, I'm very open to sex. Like, I don't care.
I'm very, I don't care. No filter.
But like, you're a bottom. Not once, but twice maybe.
Three times he's a what excuse. Me, you say a.
Bottom a bottom. Like he Like he deal with men.
Three times he gay. First time you gay, first of
all? Like to remissy.
It's like. You said three strikes, you're
out. What the fuck?
He had to spend the block. I don't know like.
People. No, I think it was the same
person went back he. Had a relationship.
Yeah, basically. Dating.
What else did he have? He didn't just have liquor.
No, he did. He had liquor and then he went
to swinger parties and really experienced.
And I'm like, all right, the conversation started going well.
But soon as he said that, like, I was just, I went from like
kind of being sign of like wet to like completely desert.
Damn. So I had to leave.
Yeah. Oh my God.
Like that said, all right, I'm head out.
I can't. I can't.
He definitely won't want you to do.
Totally. That's what my first thought
was, and I can never. What's that?
What's What's that boy name Uncle Clifford from?
The paint from the. Paint.
Wow. Damn.
So. What would you say is wrong with
the dating scene right now? Everyone's weird.
Everyone wants, like, this magical Instagram relationship
that is not like, practical. And I feel like they meet
someone stable. Like I would call myself stable.
Like I my shit together and I feel like they're like, Oh my
God, like my wife. And it's like you don't even
know me, you know what I mean? But like, that's like their
menastation. Like they think like, Oh my God,
like I met my wife. She has her shit together, but
like really like that's like the surface of a relationship.
Yeah. So you have to go through things
with people in a relationship. So what's the last person that
that you had that got attached? Hey bougies, It's the bougie
babe of the Bougie Babe podcast. So a little bit about my
podcast. I engage in uninhibited and
uncensored conversations in my episodes.
I fearlessly drive into everything under the sun.
If you're searching for an entertainment podcast that
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obsession. Come on, y'all, let's talk about
it. The guy that said he was a
bottom. So what did he do?
Describe the date how it was that night to us.
It was chill. It started off good with some
liquor, but I don't know, it just got weird after that whole
conversation. But he had everything I
requested, so that was good. Like what?
Wait, would you have a question? Some food, obviously.
OK, chicks love to eat. Chicks love to eat.
Even though we all know what we want to eat, we love.
To eat which one eat right now? Jack, which one eat right now?
Some like chicken Alfredo? What?
Oh, damn, mustache. Damn.
Where I'm. Just doing it right now, Juice.
K pop you. Just had that, you just pulled
that. Shit off.
Exactly. So the last thing, the last
thing I have. Hold on guys.
Never have I ever. How you skip?
Hell, a question. I'm sorry.
Lick the Gooch for for women and ate the ass for men ain't.
Nobody first. Of all because I know you lick
Gooch. I know you did.
Oh, you I. Seeked it.
Oh, OK. She said.
I know you do. She said.
I seeked it. I should go to the at the
audience. So, like I always say, like I
don't eat raw salmon. So you don't like raw Gooch?
What if it's warmed up a little bit?
Little bit? Put that oil.
In the air fryer, please 350 for 10 minutes put.
In the air fryer oil? Why not?
Put the Gucci Mane Fryer. Raw salmon.
So you don't. So wait, you get You don't eat
raw salmon, but you eat salmon. Yeah.
But not no raw like her. Eat, eat salmon.
First of all, her and thugs eat salmon.
Hope you know that. Wow.
But. Yeah, I don't know.
So everybody, all the women out there, she don't eat.
She don't eat. Well, would you get your box 8?
Yeah, totally. I mean.
I know what you would still ask me.
Totally, totally. That's where the Quakes are.
Come out. Totally.
I have that. Totally I.
Love it. Totally.
I don't care, but like my thing is like I would rather give head
than even have sex sometimes. I'll be looking to that.
Yeah. I'll get some hands up right
there. Thank.
If nobody ever told you. Thank you.
You're welcome. Thank you for all your
contributions. Thank.
You for your services. How's, How's your curve game?
Oh, so good. I will still dub someone and
they'll still be on my. Ass damn.
What do you what do you say to them?
I literally tell them like I'm not like I don't want to do this
like I. Just and it's still yes.
I'll get poems like paragraphs and I only.
Like haikus. It's just pretty much.
I think you're really. I think you're really nice.
But it's like I don't even. 7575.
Five. Yeah, I think you look really
good. Right now.
Exactly.
Or like you're like the love of my life, like you met me once
and took me to like. Once.
One time, yeah. Not Applebee's.
And I didn't even touch you. One time, 'cause.
I had a take me to Applebee's and we got like the pick two
type of situation for like $50 and this asked me to split it
so. No, not a split bill.
For 50. Dollars.
No. Damn.
No ass. Ain't that shit?
Like, ain't it like A2 for 20 or something?
It never. Got a call back it.
Never got. No juice.
How's your curve game? I just ignore like I don't know
that's it. I just ignore.
Hit you with that? Hey, what's up cousin and?
I'll just like, leave it on red. Damn if I read it some.
Most times I don't open it. My DMS be like a high number but
think it's be annoying. Weird.
Like a blood. Pressure.
Totally be annoying, I. See.
DMS, DMS. I don't know.
They, like, say weird shits to me.
People really think I'm a catfish.
Why? Don't push it.
Guys, I don't post shit, but then people tell me I look
better in person. So like, do you have highlights
on your page even? No.
No, you've got a. Page a blank SP.
Mother, your cop. So you don't have.
Instagram. I post stories.
And you post stories about how you can increase your
cryptocurrency and turn 300 to 3000.
That's what it sound like. Not on the scammer level,
that's. What it look like?
I'm just saying no posts, no. Because normally when we do it,
when we do our little backgrounds on our guests, we
can't find shit about you. That's what I was like.
Nothing. No, I'm.
A private person. But I move, I like move like a
snake. Like I'm in the grass.
You. Don't know about it like a
snake, Ma. I know about it like R Kelly,
but that was a hit. Not R Kelly, I'm.
Sorry, that's. What's the girl from New York?
Which? 1.
Were you buddy? Like a snake?
What's her name? What?
Is her name. The crackhead Kayla.
No, no. Is it Kayla?
I don't know any crackheads. What?
The tooth? She got the tooth.
It's. Really.
It's really a guy, but. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm mad. I can't remember her name right
now, 'cause she iconic. I don't know, she I kind of
crackhead. So sorry 'cause I kind of forgot
where I was at. It was How do you avoid people
trying to holler at you? What was that?
How do you avoid people trying to highlight you?
I just don't answer. Like I have a walk around like
I'm a bitch. Like don't talk.
Even when you were. Out of the like the resting
bitch face, yeah. Give camera resting, bitch.
Face I can't. No, no, no.
Just you got one. It's that one right now.
Right. Yeah, it.
Don't come off. It's like, don't talk to me or
like don't try to kidnap me because I will fuck you up.
That's what I give off the vibe. Like I don't want to be.
I don't want to be bothered like when I go out with like my
girls, I'd rather just be with. Them.
But they the guys won't come anyway.
Because the way they come up on you, they like shimmy and then
they're like, yo, like, what's up?
No. Fleet nobody, yes.
Come around the side. Yeah.
Just trying to move fast. Like there's a whole other way
you can move. Yes.
And then I'm like, don't touch me.
Don't touch me, You. Gotta hit him with the on that
way. Excuse me, Excuse me.
You in the way, because I'm never going to go over speaker.
Any style will come out. Have you ever been Stalk or a
stalker? Yeah, so I used to work my
previous job definitely had a stalker.
He was weird the one day I was actually pulling out and he was
pulling in and he actually reversed to pull out with me.
Yeah. And then, like, that's creepy.
It was a weird situation. And Long story short, I worked
at a gym and he had a gym membership and he, it was on
frozen. So at the time when he would
come, he was like, oh, I want to check out my balance.
Like, you know, that's frozen. You know, I froze it.
So I don't know why you keep coming in here.
He was so weird. Funny to see you.
Here you work here. You work here?
And he asked me the one day he literally pulled in.
Mind you still on Frozen at this time?
I pull back in from break. He's there.
He goes, hey, I'm just did you block me?
Like I never had a guy ask me if I block.
That what did you say? Yeah, you said.
Yeah. And then I had to get a new
phone, but I didn't. What?
Was she supposed to laugh but? I'm like, hey, you crazy, you're
not coming? In the sidewalk, like on the
sidewalk in front of work like. That on his boat.
He hopped out of his car. That's exactly what it was.
No. So you so say this so you never
want to date with him. No, he was weird.
Very weird. And I gave him a fake number to
begin with. Damn.
And you blocked it from the fake number.
I'm. Dead damn double wedding.
Yeah, he was weird. He was very weird again.
I don't know what I say to people that like make them
attached. What's your preference?
See, that's my thing. I don't know.
Definitely chocolate. Definitely chocolate.
Have to like be in shape. I can't have, like, you know,
like a Jelly doughnut. I'm doing all the work like a
starfish, so. So you like candy bars?
Yeah. So if you describe each of us as
a candy bar, what would it be? I think juicy would be like.
No, some her less. No.
Less. Am I wait for that?
Everybody wait for you. Now you would be a Snickers.
I like Snickers. You would be a Snickers.
I like Snickers. Smooth like caramel.
Goes down real nice. Got a little nutty surprise
that. Crazy shit is she?
Exactly. Satisfying, yeah.
I. Don't know.
Hungry. Wild.
Wait, what? Better eat this pussy shit.
What do you see, Lucas? A Butterfinger.
Damn. Hate Butterfinger.
Better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
OK, Luke. OK, King.
Butterfinger. I hate them.
I. Love a good Butterfinger.
They're like, tacky, not. Like, tacky not.
Getting any better? You got an engineer sweating
over there. Get stuck in my mouth?
I don't know. Okay.
Okay Okay.
Stuck in her mouth. You heard that, Luke?
But it's good. I love a good Butterfinger.
I love. Him.
Yeah, I like ants, like the mini ones that I like full size.
Still gonna tap on her mouth. Still gonna move the mouth.
Lydia Big. She gonna take you?
And then? And then Curb Your ass, 'cause
you won't give her the right gas money.
That's all the right there. That's the whole story right
there. You could be a Kit Kat.
Hold on, Hold on, hold on. Wait.
Oh no, it's not funny. No more the last funny the
money. Huh.
A previous episode. I got caught soft.
I'm easy to break now. It's not funny, huh?
I got a bit thug in these streets.
What's going on out? Here, that's a goody one, you.
Might have looked too hard over there.
Thank you. Thank you.
They can't have it though. No, no kick cats are good.
Oh. Man well.
It just breaks right off. Hey.
Put a little curve on it. Hey Luke, What's the next
question, Luke? What's something that the people
you dated all have in common? They're all ass.
They're all asses. Yeah, they're all ass.
They all have big Dicks, I'll give them that.
I don't touch. Know how to pick them, huh?
Yeah, I don't touch. You have to put.
Lottery Pick 3. You gotta poke, try to touch it.
You gotta try to see it before you.
So you like Dick pics? Yeah.
I haven't got a Dick pic since like 8th grade.
I actually got the. I got the.
Wrong Dick pic. Someone sent me the wrong.
Dick pic. So you got a Dick pic by.
Because I never I'd like someone else had this phone number
before me. Oh.
Damn. Why?
And they said you missed this Dick.
Wrong pic. I was like wrong Dick pic.
I was like, hold on, but it was a nice, it was a nice Dick.
Wow, it was chocolate. So they just gravitate to you?
The nice Dick, I guess. That's crazy.
Like a orbit. I don't want to shrimp, so
that's and I don't want no Bush. But how could you tell if if?
You could tell. I feel like you could tell
sometimes in the pants. So, for example, I work with a
kid that were like really tight pants and like, you see no
bulge, but then you have another kid that I work with and that
shit was just doing. That shit was right there every
day, right there in those little khakis.
I was like, he was hung, but like, I didn't find him
attractive, so I didn't touch him, but I just stared at it.
You know what I mean? You stared at it.
Yeah, well, respect that, man. You never know.
He didn't know. But I just.
Ex say about you. Oh Lord, oh Lord.