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Hey guys, It's juicy. There's Jay.
What was in the background? Hanny Luke.
OK, you know that R&B voice hold?
On now that's my regular voice. Don't you doing too much?
The quiet storm voice. It was right.
OK. That came out of nowhere out,
which don't threw me off, Sir. Bring you sexy.
Bitch. Margie look on the Hennessy
right now. Yeah.
All right, back to the back to the programming we want to
welcome. Let me see.
Let me get her intro. Let me get her intro proper.
Get her right. Where give me the.
We got, let me see, we got pole Mama, pole jersey was
established in 1/11/22. Congrats.
Thank you. One of the, I think the one of
the CEOs of forbidden treasure. Cove Yes, the sex toy company.
There you go. Yeah, I like it.
Everybody likes it. Your fantasy godmother.
Yes, I am the fantasy godmother because what you get in person
and what you get behind those doors is a totally different
person. When Godmother got mother.
Godmother. OK, All right.
Let me see. She also put that kind of.
Made me sound like a cougar though, like godmother.
Hey, that's what you put right there.
Maybe you're a cougar in training.
Don't ask me misses. Don't ask me.
Do I like designer? No, because I like designer
polls. Yes, I like X polls.
There you go, Miss Chocolate, Welcome to the show.
So Miss Chocolate? Don't call me Miss Chocolate
Well. What are you going to call?
You just call me chocolate. I'm sorry, your chocolate kind
of put like 10 years on my age. So you said chocolate if you're
nasty. You have a God, woman ain't.
That old. Take that out, then take that
out your bio dance. Word.
It's old all. Right, so it's chocolate.
How did you get in this pole dancing and how long have you
been doing it? Yo, honestly, I woke up one day
and was bored as hell with like, just not being, like, active
physically. So I'm like, yo, what's
something I could do? And my mom was like pole
dancing, so I found one. It was like, oh, this shit in my
town. It's easy.
Went over there, tried it, realized I was actually stronger
than I thought I was. But you sitting at town with
what town? Paterson, NJ.
Damn. Welcome to the States.
You know that.
That's a whole different country out there.
What you mean that's a whole different country out there?
I mean. Exactly, exactly.
You said I mean and. Had No.
I mean, but you know what? You're right.
I mean, yo, honestly, my town may got the reputation and got
in other places, but it's really I it's out there when you really
know people and you really just just not mind your business.
That's it. That's anywhere.
Like do your thing, stay in your lane, congratulate and don't
hate and just do your thing. Wait.
What do you call Patterson? What's the nickname for
Patterson? I mean.
Silk City. That wasn't I mean by the
technical term. Newark is Brick City there.
Silk City. Where'd that come from though?
Because we produce silk back in the day.
I know that. It's only used to be exquisite.
What the fuck? Happened.
I don't know, our mayor. Anyway, yeah, so I got into the
pole dancing. Fell in love with it.
Both the pole I never fell, let me not, but I never fell.
And it was just like something that.
It just felt empowering. So it was like, fucking I'm
gonna be a pole dancer. Nice.
So if you want P Valley, what would your name be?
Hey, chocolate, that's a brand. And.
What song you dancing so? Hey, yo, don't judge me, right?
And not big judge me. Look, you know that girl?
What's her name? Big Lex from Jocelyn.
Yeah, I love her little song like freaky dancer.
I hear her music. Yeah, I've never heard.
I just heard this one song and I just feel like big Lex song is
like embodies the like stripper P Valley life.
It was like, yeah, you're not. Gonna represent no Fetty Wap.
You can represent what? You mean?
What's your name for Patterson? I mean, yeah, Fetty, but I mean
shout out to Fetty with this. Come on now.
Nah, I'm saying like that's my man's, but shout out to Freddy.
Right before we attend. They didn't ask me about Freddy,
though. Y'all asked me.
About I thought you going to sing.
I thought you going to come out to what are them songs?
To no, I mean, look, hear me out.
You must want to, you must want to come out to.
What's the name, What the? How that should go, what we were
singing earlier. Freddy, Yo.
Honestly, Sexy red. I'm out of town.
Finish a sentence. I'm out of town, dog.
And whip my round. No, I hate that song yo.
I just feel like, I don't know. I hate that song yo.
Because wild light skinned girls singing are all y'all dookie
hoes brown. It's a good question.
I put in the pole. Like, so I just feel like, no, I
don't like it. We.
Got a pole? We got a pole.
That one, Luke. What color is?
Your dookie What color is your booty hole?
If you sing this song, what color is your like?
Do you have to be booty hole brown or can light skinned girls
sing it? Can a Spanish girl sing it?
What about the bitches that bleach they asshole?
You Can't Sing that song no more.
Damn, I'm out of town fucking on my rounds.
My pussy pink. My booty hole Bleach, I guess.
I guess if I don't know. But no, I can't.
I can't. I don't have no Fetty song that
no, I don't have no Fetty song that I could like really be
like, Oh yeah, I'm a pulling Pee Valley.
I mean, girl, you're so damn fine though.
No. No, really.
No hit it from behind though. My coochie pink.
But what is this rainbow? Some shit.
I ain't gonna hold you. That song came to my bed.
My hope that song came to my head and the first thing I
thought to myself was like, damn, that is my shit though,
But Nah, I can't. It don't work like that.
I need like a stripper song. Like I can I get to them here
forgot. About that, I forgot about that.
Oh. Daddy, we should come out today.
It's enough. Yeah.
Not the yams, though, and I love Candy and Joe.
Hold on, skip, What's your sign? I'm a Virgo.
Say it again. What's your sign?
I'm a Virgo. Say that shit one more time.
What's your? Sign.
I'm a big Virgo. There we go.
Oh, your Virgo. Oh yeah.
You feel it? Yeah, I feel it.
You and me must have. I feel it.
Now tell us about the Tell us about the company.
Look, right when I was like 12 and I know y'all remember it,
'cause I ain't gonna tell my age, but I know y'all remember
it. Y'all remember HBO when it was
channel 29 of? Course.
Yeah, I remember real sex Boom. I came across real sex on some
12 year old not even being a fast kid.
Like no flipping the channel and the first thing that came on
this fucking screen said sex. The sex injury is a billion
dollar business and I felt like, damn, I need a piece of that.
But I'm 12, you know, so I'm in school now.
I'm like 14 and like, what do you want me to grow up?
I'm like, yo, the biggest sex toy tycoon ever.
Oh, in school. In freshman year, God damn.
And everybody looked at me like, what?
And it was like, judge me how you want to, But it was like,
it's a billion dollars. That mean I could tap into this
lane and you could tap in and you could tap in and you could
tap in, but I could still get a piece of the billion true.
So it wasn't that big deal for me.
So then turn 18. I told my mother.
She like, yo, what you mean you got a sex toy business?
I'm like, I'm just telling you it's gonna be a bunch of Dicks
delivered here. And I'm just telling you, like,
this is what I'm doing and that's what I'm gonna do.
She's like, I, you know, I'm gonna support you.
Da, da. And it came and it took off and
it was just like, I mean it was older people that did it in my
town. But if I felt like I nobody in
my era is trying to do because everybody's so scared of being
judged. So it was like, hi cool.
Like, I don't want to give sex symbol, but I embody my sexiness
when I want to. So it was like, OK, cool, I'm
gonna sell this sex without having to sell sex for real.
Damn. That works out.
You know, turn it positive or negative into a positive for me
all. Right.
So we see that you be in a gym. Is it to help you, a pole game
or are you out there hanging from shower rods that last?
I would look. That last video you post, I
think today he was on hanging on.
He was hanging on one of them. She's doing some pull ups.
I had strong. You want to know what I want to
deem myself at some point? The pull up, Princess.
Really. Yeah, I feel like a girl that
could do pull ups is so strong. Well, tell him how much.
Tell him how much you do, how much reps on.
I mean, right now I'm still in the like beginning phases, but
with a red band like a like, I'm pretty easy.
I moved up a band so I could do 10 tell.
Everybody where you go at, yeah. So it's like, I feel like, but
because it's to help my pole game, but at the same time I
want to transition into Lyra Hoops.
So it was like, all right, you got to be on the hoop the whole
time. So I do pull ups.
I don't want to just be a pool dancer.
I want to be like an aerialist mastermind, like.
God damn, you gonna be a ring. Yo, honestly.
First of all, I'm gonna. Let it go.
Wait, what are you talking about?
What story? I know I forgot What?
I don't have the story. But what is rain though the
Strip? Club in Patterson.
Oh, the one on Belmont. You know, I've never been in
there. Is that 46?
I'm not, I'm not sure exactly. What motor vehicle?
I will say any like movie. When I was there.
It's one of the best ones in Jersey right now.
Oh. I never been here.
I know what y'all talking about. I got a few girls that danced
there. But now you don't think so.
Look. I never been there.
You think it's one of the best ones in Jersey, right?
Right now all. Right.
I agree when I think about it, saying best ones in jersey that
we've been to. See, I'm not a strip club like,
yeah. Extravagant.
That New York? Oh, we're not either.
Let's put that out there on record.
We're not. Yeah.
Some guy named like he's quiet strip club veteran.
Has so and my because you're quiet.
I'm quiet, but I'm just. What's your song?
What? Do you think?
I don't know, throwing out there, you might be a Capricorn,
no? Close Sagittarius.
Oh yeah, that's my rising, OK? And I really don't trust.
You grand, wise and queen. Oh damn.
Grand. Wise.
Grand Rising Queens, I thought. It was going.
There. I don't even like that.
I hate when people say that to me, like just say good morning
if that's what you normally say. No, yeah, I don't mass text
grand wise in Queens. So how important is it to pee
after sex? Very important.
My pH always got to stay on plank girls be out here like,
like, yo, honestly, I hate when girls like just ignore things
that throw off your pH balance. Like it's like, bro, you know
they'd be smelling that right? It's like I don't understand how
it's like, all right, cool. You may in a learning phase as a
teenager you may not know, but it's like as a big at this big
ass age girl that booty should not be stink.
God. Damn, like it's the truth
though, as a as a woman, when they I said, when they told me
it's very important to pee before and after, it was like,
oh OK and then when I got into the sex toy because I got to
know stuff like that, so it was like, yo, I will go.
So you still pee when using sex toys also?
Yeah, No. No.
I mean, unless the Rose knocked me out.
It knocked me out Did. You name it, Rose.
Yes, I did. I have every.
Look, let me tell you, because I'm a sex toy vendor, I have
every edition of the roses. I have the Rose with the
extension. I have the Rose wand.
I have the Rose with the tongue. I have the Rose with the lips.
This is. Like old girl from who got.
The hookups. Yes, that is my dream.
Your Uncle Elroy's room Crazy. And you tried all of these
before, before. Yes, I feel like, how can I sell
you something if I never tried it?
True. I mean, whoa 'cause it get real
deep. What?
You what? You?
Didn't you try it? That's what happened.
I haven't. I mean, story time.
Hey, yo, so look right. Damn.
Everybody gonna hear this. I don't care.
Look at look right it. Might listen to edition anyway.
Let me hear you, let me tell you so I come across this light up,
butt plug right to me. And RPG lights.
Yo, you click it. Every time they press the
button, it's like a different type of little theme.
So I get it. First thing I say is, you know
my little theme. Oh, I have to try it.
I can't sell that if I never try it.
So I put it in. He pushes too hard.
She was in on a Terry crew like. Like he tried to push the
button, but he pushed a little bit too hard.
OK, and the whole toy went in your butt?
Yes, girl. And like, yo and like, I mean,
it came back out, but it was just so, like, intense.
It was like, whoa. He was on the phone like
support. Yo, in my mind, yo, honestly in
my mind, I was kind of sitting there thinking to myself, like,
yo, how can I tell my mother I'm in the emergency room with a
butt, plug up my butt. Like, I think I took this sex
toy shit too far. And I can't explain this shit to
her. So I'm like, damn, bro, you
gotta get this shit out. Like, I got to get it out.
I got to get it out. So I'm like, you know, I'm
sitting there and I'm like, I just squatted and it was like,
oh, OK, how? Long did it take, though.
Like 5 minutes. That's that's a long time.
I was going to panic. I was going.
Through your head at the time. Bro, I'm going to tell my mother
that I got a that and going to get an X-ray and working at the
hospital. Yes, it was like he was just
sitting there like all baffled, like I don't know what to do.
And it was kind of like, I thought of that episode with
Whitney Houston, Bobby, Bobby Brown, when she was like, and
the whole time I was thinking to myself, like, are you not
sticking your fingers up my butt to get this shit?
So I got to get it out anyway. So I mean, I got it out, but
yeah, that was the end of the butt plug ever for me.
Wait there, you done the whole era?
Got cancelled after. That yeah, it was like cancel.
I ain't even beat no more. I mean, but to each his own
though I still got him know just in case anybody looking.
So you ever played the game? Come face, yo.
I want to but I feel like Risha Roulette is like kind of like.
I I want that game so. Bad Yeah, Karisha game.
Like I just feel like. I'm breaking game, yeah.
But it gets so raunchy and. Describe it for people that
don't know. What you mean how you don't know
big Karisha? What you talking about?
I don't know. I don't know who the hell that
is. Basically like you pluck guards
is different like deers yeah card and.
But the the shot ratio be wild if you like.
If you don't do it, take four shots, yeah.
Four. But the it'd be so intensive to
say something like you got to kiss the person to your neck, so
you. Saw something that like it says
smell the person that the underarm next to you or take
several shots or. Something, yeah, shit like that.
It's like that. It gets.
Oh no, come on now. I've been calling rules that
like Uno. Like, got to race the person,
but yeah. She said you can't play it with
your like person because it's like.
I'll be damned with my shit fucking kissing the person to
her left. Then you better be on my left
the. Fuck, I said.
You better make sure you always to.
The left with me, but you really going to know?
You got to keep it hitting to the left with.
Me now what's the What's the biggest misconception people
have about you? That I'm mean.
A lot of people think I'm mean. Virgos ain't mean one.
Yo we are, we can be think so we can be.
I mean or sarcastic. Sarcastic is our love language.
Sarcasm is our love language. It's just like we were born
speaking that. But I feel like I'm not mean.
I'm. They feel like I'm
unapproachable sometimes. And I feel like, yo, I'll be
having like social anxiety. Like don't.
I mean, I don't know, maybe that I mean or you know what?
Because I'm a tomboy that I'm not girly, OK?
That's the biggest. It's like they expect like pull
ups outside randomly. Like maybe they, or maybe they
didn't see you out out here like at clubs and shit.
Yeah, no, I don't care if they see me out there at clubs.
There's people that at random, like, yo, do some pull ups.
Like, what the fuck? What?
Yeah, I was at a party and. That's some random.
No, I was at a party and one of my friends was like, yo, I bet
you can't do 4 pull ups right now.
It was just like that. I wanted to, but I didn't.
Not I'm about to be at nobody party and seeing some chick
doing some more pull. Up it was like, yeah, I'm the
ice box. I'm, I'm leaving.
China was a porn star, though she did.
Do. That she did do porn.
I mean, I don't know how, OK? That wrestling talk.
So talk about what that wrestling talk.
Now it's the time of the show. We have our description shot.
Deny a lot of people that can and cannot see juice.
Please start off with this description please.
OK, so for chocolate we have She's chocolate obviously.
Maybe like a Ferrero Roche. Those are my favorite
chocolates. Very slim.
I would say Bra is probably like A32B reaching.
Shout out the Victoria's Secret. I I would just say, let me see,
very slim overall. Yeah, she lying.
I'm thick. It's full.
I would say you you definitely thicker than coral Ray.
I would say that. Wow.
That's not. That's like, I mean I want they
were like I'm thick as fuck. Why?
Is that at all? Yeah, 'cause Coral Ray is like
really skinny. I said you're thicker than her
and not like you, her size. Anyway, yeah, thicker than
snicker. I think that's all I.
Now on one of their lives, you say you out here showing my ass
all summer. Yeah, all summer.
Everybody got quiet. Somebody.
Right. Somebody.
It's something in here. Right now it's.
Something right now I'm hot. What I mean by showing ass or.
What, you mean cleaning up? Yo, look right.
I ain't never been slim thick at all.
So I used to be like, I'm on a big ass book, like I'm on a big
ass. But but then it was like, you
know why? Because big booty.
I don't know. I feel like, I don't know why
heavyset or plus size or thicker girls like have insecurities.
It's like, I'll be feeling like damn bitch.
I mean, you eat good. I'm greedy.
So how's your pocket? You ate good I'm.
Sorry, you know don't do that. Like I feel like, no, but
seriously because I know a lot of like thick thick girls and
they be like damn bitch. Like I just want the booty like.
How's the progress now? I mean, I got a little booty,
but it ain't like what I want. Like by the summertime now I
feel like I should have the biggest ass out here.
And if it's not, then it's. Like you got to be in the gym
for them games. Yo, and I'll be in the gym, and
honestly, I don't be in the gym seven days a week, 'cause I want
to. I work there.
So it's kind of like and I just I do pull out of there so it's
like. You know you going to show by
your progress and then when you post the other shot get that
side by side. My progress right now.
Now you ain't got no progress right now.
These y'all want me to pull the Wagon of Dragon out.
I had Cop Cop in the fifth out here.
It's got Cop in the 5th. Playing.
Out here, Crazy She. Said.
There's so many amendments I could choose.
From Yeah, I don't let me show y'all 'cause.
I can only. Choose 'cause I don't want full,
but hold up right? I I never had this part like
this. I never had that.
Shadows to the way speeds. You can't, right?
I finally figured out what them sisters for.
I don't know. I just run away from when.
I feel what why all? Day 4.
I'm not going to say it on here. What the waist bees for tell us?
What you mean? I want Lucas and tell us because
what the fuck, why you running away?
What? You know that I.
Don't they try to get pregnant? I mean.
No. He said bitches with waist bees
got good pussy. Yeah, because when your life
changing the girl, well a girl that know how to wear her waist
beads get to you know how to wear because girls wear.
Some girls wear for fashionable purposes and some girls wear for
spirituality purposes. I'm not one of those fashionable
purposes girls like come. But the crystals already.
I have a lot of pieces. Yeah, exactly.
I want to sound bold. Don't do that.
I really want one. How?
You doing how you doing? I want to sound.
Yeah, Luke, the games about get cancelled by all the fucking
righteous chicks. I say they was going to attack
you was going to be crazy. I know how it is.
Yeah, here, Praying for a good man all.
Right. So should the woman always come
first or it doesn't matter as long as both parties have a good
time? You know what's crazy?
Shout out the Richie Santana from Virginia.
You feel me for my sweats? I don't got them on right now,
bro, but I'll definitely Girls, come first.
Be a gentleman, Yeah. Ain't no gentleman after 2:00
AM. Be a gentleman, girls come
first. Better.
Come before 1. Hey yo, here's the here's the
thing, the vaginal. But no, not even that.
The vaginal canal is 4 to 6 inches without being aroused.
Now to the y'all 4 to 6 inches, you're in luck, but to you, well
endowed you're not. And that's why it hurts us.
Because y'all skip floor play and y'all think that shit is
cool. Not y'all not kissing.
Some men skip foreplay and think that it's like, I I'm ready to
get up in there and it's like, whoa, Because when we're
aroused, we get that extra inches.
So according to Usher, you got to pee 1000.
Yes, I'm yes. Disagreeing with.
You. Yes.
I don't care how you do it. It should be done.
Whether it be with her toy, whether it be with your mouth,
whether it be with your hand. You should always have four play
with a female. I vote for the mouth.
Yeah, I mean. Can't play Patty cake with that
pussy. Like I know some DJs, I know
some DJs, it's like go DJs. That my DJ.
Yeah. Would you consider yourself
faithful? Yes, because I'm delusional.
Sometimes when I get with somebody I really, really like,
it's like, what? Delusional?
Yeah. My man, My man.
I manifested this.
McDonald's they'd be like, you want an extra catch up?
No, my man makes sure if I get extra catch up my man.
Yeah, the sound boy. Did this Yarra prayer.
I probably did a Karisha prayer like 01111.
Or I need Karisha? Right.
Read me a fucking ditty, bro. He is like, I don't really want
Russell. Trying to get pistol.
Hey, if that's what it takes. A billion dollars.
Of course some shit go down. That's a billion dollars.
No, don't pee on me. Don't pee on me.
No cat, don't pee on me. That's a bit much.
But I'm saying, like, what's nice?
What's? A bit much from Patterson.
What? You mean hoe?
Wait, everybody from the town? I'm gonna hold y'all down.
Y'all know how I'm gonna do it? First and foremost, where you
from? I'm Gosling.
What type of godling? Where you from, Godling?
Godling where that side? All over.
That's crazy. But not.
But everywhere. Everybody from Patterson ain't
crazy dirty and most girls from Patterson.
Yeah, because everybody be trying to make us seem like we
dirty or like, no, we not. Bottom of the barrel.
It's really hitters that put it to put that shit on as clean.
Talk that shit. From Patterson like.
Whether y'all it's gonna be a good sound bite, say it again.
Whether y'all get girls that y'all got the bad apples or the
litter that's on y'all. So if you had a, if you had a
breakdown Patterson is it like like we can breakdown certain
areas where it's like I, you know this war got the best or
was just all the Patterson is the same.
No. They got like up the hill
downhill. You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, like any, every, every neighborhood is like
different wars. You know what's crazy?
I I go everywhere. I got love everywhere.
Like, I fuck with everybody, but at the same time, like it's
stereotype anywhere. It's a stereo that, oh, down the
hill girls this or up the hill girls that.
Honestly, I just feel like if you got to break it down, I
cool. I'm from the West Side.
I'm from, you know, like they like, I don't got issues that
going anywhere, All that other stuff.
I don't claim hoods either, 'cause I'm a grown ass woman
with kids. However, you know, that's the
yeah, I got a 12 year old son and a four year old daughter, 12
year old. Hold on, let me rephrase that.
A 12 year old ballplayer, championship ballplayer and a
four year old future gymnast. But it's it's it's like I said,
mind your business. If you don't mind your business
in Patterson, that's the problem.
You're the problem. Because honestly, if you can't
go everywhere, I mean, granted, it's a lot.
I really like when I got shot, I got shot.
What the fuck up? Hold on.
Wait, what the fuck? What's my left?
Yeah, yeah. It came in so silent, right?
Because I know Patterson. Yeah, drop it, right?
I do. So Patterson is known for, like,
you know, the gun violence and, you know, stuff.
I was like that I wasn't that I'm not a outside girl.
You know what I'm saying like I'm not a Oh yeah I'm from the
block it but unfortunate situations happen However I feel
like you know if you not from outside don't be outside.
It's no need for a female to be involved in any do beef.
We we could be from these hoods or whatever but as females that
ain't our place no more. Like it's not the same in
Patterson where you could be like on from up the hill and
it's a beef. It's like no you from up the
hill. You from down the hill.
If you grown stay in your lane if you not that's your
consequences like. But if I had to breakdown
Patterson I had my most fun. Down the hills.
I'll never shade down the hill. Up the hill I got love up the
hill the 4th. I love the 4th.
Like at people. People think the 4th is rough.
It's not rough just mind your business but they cool.
I love the 4th. I get loving the 4th the best.
Shout out the CCP, shout out the dog pound, shout out the fit.
Dad, those are the best hoods ever 'cause you could go there
and have your own little vibes. And it was never no beef when I
was growing up. Now you know I don't go outside.
I feel like my vibe is more like I'm old now, let's go to brunch
and dress like old ladies. Right now, that's what, that's
what the ship that would be lit. Yeah, brunches be so lit.
My first brunch, I was like, damn, it's the middle of the
day, you know, fucked. Up slack serving by my chicken
and waffles. Right now, fucked.
Up right. It's like, wow.
You ever been awesome? Shit.
And you, you get in the house here by 8:00 and be knocked out?
Shut up, 8:00 PM even. Alright, I'm ready.
Alright, I'm done. You wake up at 2:00 and she
ready to be out here. Everybody sleep.
Damn, Yeah right. Especially on vacation.
It's like why y'all? Sleep.
XI hate people that sleep on vacation.
So the woman fantasize about other people.
I'm sorry. Yeah.
The woman fantasize about other people while with their partner.
Yeah. Is that common?
Yeah. Said dumb bitch.
What you fantasize about? What's your favorite fantasize
person? You want to say guess or
everybody's a guess? Take a guess.
Yeah, take a guess. Fetty Wap?
No, that's one of my brother friends.
Monty. Wow, why do y'all think?
Because, like, I'm a medical I was.
Gonna say I was gonna say meet meal.
Yes. Hold on.
Wait. Yo, I love meet meal.
Yes. Philly Meek Mill.
Yes, I feel like my goal is to be like Poland on a stage next
to Meek Mill. Oh.
You have a day there, A Philly? Nah, I never even been out there
like enough to even find a Philly.
Damn. Wait, what's your type?
What's my type? Strong.
Gotta be able to pick me up only because if I follow this pole
boy while I'm in this room trying to be P Valley for you,
you gotta catch it. But strong?
Yeah, pick you up. Got this.
He got to be like he got to be an Alpha.
Better be built for tough. Yeah, seriously.
Because I'm a Virgo, so it's like be built for a tough
because I'm a Virgo. Shot that the Virgos out here.
Like, you know, but he got to be an alpha, He got to be like, he
got to be able to lead me. I'm trying to think if do, Yeah,
I'm trying to do female Virgos, like like to be LED.
What about chocolate vixen? She's a Virgo.
Do y'all think that she'd like to be LED?
Fuck no. We don't, but we do.
It's like, it's like that that teeter totter shit.
Like it's like I like the idea of it.
Maybe. Well, they get puts into action.
Fuck no, you're not about to tell me what to do.
Oh, that's crazy. That's the first thing that came
in my head like you ain't got to.
Tell me what to do exactly. That's what I'm saying.
You think chocolate vixen likes wants to be LED?
No. It says it's the idea of it like
it sounds good. When he gets put into action,
it's like he raises voice at me. Yeah.
Fucked up, I mean. Because I feel like if I'm
giving you respect and I'm respecting you enough not to
come at you in certain ways, respect me and I'm not to come
and don't yell at me. I'm sensitive.
But I feel like do. You sensitive thugs, They all
need hugs. But do you raise your voice to
yell at others? Sometimes, but I'm learning.
I never said I was healed. I said I'm healing.
Let's see what I'm saying. Like you get that bong, maybe
that double edged sword. Like, all right, now it worked
for me, but it ain't going to go the same for you.
Now do you do you have any dating fails?
I got a lot of dating fails. Tell us about one of the biggest
dating fails. Oh, the funniest.
The funniest dating fail. I look great.
I've left for less. But I left a dude because I felt
like he just was, like, boring. Like he was born boring in the
sense of, like, we did everything, but he was boring.
Like, you ever seen somebody talk and it's just like, I I
don't know, maybe it was a Virgo in me, but his time was up and
he didn't get it, so I just went ghosts.
Like it was just like and I popped up pregnant with my
daughter. I started a whole new
relationship. What?
Yo I I just went ghost. It was like, bro.
I I What made him boring, though?
Said when Jason Bourne on them. Because we never really like, I
don't think we really, really was connecting at that.
He wasn't into the sex toys. His Dick was little.
I was lazy to that one. Yeah, it was like, you know, it
was, it was, it was, it was, man, look, I feel like size
doesn't matter, but it does matter.
Like it really does. And we was into each other for a
while, but then it was just like when I got it, it was like,
whoa, that's a disability. Said you need to be in a check
for this. Yes.
It was like, that's a disability and it was like we was rocking
fools. I hear my triggers.
Thank you for your charity work. We appreciate you choose the
size matter. Go ahead.
Good. Good of hope.
The size matter. I would say yes.
There, go see. Because when I went to the nude
beach from my first time, I saw a lot of Dicks that I would
never, ever, never like. I didn't even know Dicks was
really that small. Like, yes, they are.
It really is like. But yeah.
So would you do pink? No, I hate pink, yo.
I just really hate white people. I'm sorry.
Whoa, here at my triggers, here at my triggers support for
Caucasian people. Yeah, my triggers and defenses
of our ancestors. She got reason to, anyway.
I'm sorry, but no, I don't do pink Dicks.
No. Yeah, I don't do pink meat.
I don't. I don't damn what you mean,
everybody. Deserve a chest.
For the nick as a as a. As all the old hands say, we all
the same color when the lights go off.
No, we're not. No, we're not.
Because I want to eat a steak that's still pink.
So why would I? Eat.
So how do you like a steak? Medium wear.
So how you like a steak? Unless you're shaking the table.
I would say medium well. Yeah.
Medium well, yeah. Now we're here.
It's our time for the show. We got to pick one segment.
Go ahead. Who is the biggest savage, Lori,
Harvey or future? And would you sign an NDA to
mess with either or would you sign it one for your current IG
crush? Let's start with the first one.
Who's the biggest savage? Laurie Harvey or Future?
Future. Okay.
And would you sign an NDA to mess with either one of them?
I mean, hell, y'all mess with Lori.
Okay. So Lori.
And would you sign one for your current ID crush?
No 'cause he a regular deadly smuggler ass.
I just wanna nail him to a cross like no shit.
With the Cardi B, right? No, it's not he.
Not that. It's he.
Nah, he don't even know that. Like, I like.
I don't even feel like I want to tell him.
It's not that deep for me. It's just Nah juice.
But, but Lori, yes. Would you sign an NDA for Wally?
Wait. And shit.
So you be with the sperking spoken word and fucking and.
That camera right there. Yes, because while A is going to
treat me like a black queen, I deserve to be treated.
Load this flower bun. Type of that's going to give me
affirmations? Yes, orgasm.
Yes. Oh my God.
Oh my fun, fun fact. That's all I want.
He's a Virgo talk. Me.
In the camera right there. What about to say?
What about to say no, say it in the camera.
What was you about? To say talk me through an
orgasm. Look at the camera.
Say it. Talk me through an orgasm.
You can talk me through an orgasm like, Oh my God, what
you? Want him to say if Wale was
looking right now. I don't want Wale.
I don't need Wale to say nothing.
Just be Wale. Flower bomb.
Pineapples. The fuck out of Hitchcock?
Hitch your last with the fucking Seinfeld thing?
That could be bad as hell, You know?
He's like white people. Don't do that to Wale.
That's my Nigerian king. Is he Nigerian?
'Cause man, Nigeria will, but no, Yeah, we.
Don't know. I don't know.
I. Don't know.
Really. Nigerian.
I don't know. You like, You like?
Do you like Nigerian dudes? If it's a question of my heart,
you got. A Nigerian dude?
I don't even know a Nigerian dude.
For real. You ever named that West Indian?
What the fuck was that? That sound like a story that
goes with that? Come on down.
What the fuck is she with the It's a little Wayne liner like,
like. Wait, what the fuck was that
just now? Yeah.
I mean I've I've tried, it's not for me.
What nationality? What?
Part. Jamaicans out there.
Bullet. Bullet.
Yeah. What happened?
Wait, is it true that allegedly Jamaican man don't don't eat
coochie? Isn't that true?
That's why he's not here. Damn now, well.
As a mother of two, how's your sex life?
Oh, I. Guess mine, I mean.
By yourself or. When I got a dude, I get mine, I
mean, but when I'm single, I get mine, 'cause I got.
See, The thing is, I can control what I get.
So if I want Big Dick Willie, I can buy Big Dick Willie for half
the price of that, you know? Oh, what's that?
Shit. Kitty stops the candy.
Will she have to strike her? Yeah.
You ever heard about that? No, what's the striker?
See, I'll be put me on the. Biggest Dick sex toy Ever?
See, I got a 13 inch though. I don't take it.
It's it vibrates and I don't think it's a girl toy.
It's a sex, it's a guy toy. But it vibrates really, really
crazy. Guy supposed to take that up his
ass? Yeah.
He say that? He said that it's a 13 inch
extra large truster. I just take it with me like as
like a mic for like pleasure party.
No, like, no. When I do pleasure parties, I
like, wow, sometimes you do pleasure parties and everybody's
excited. They're talking and it's a lot
going on. So I shut.
The fuck. Up.
No, I kind of like pass it like it's the mic talking to the Dick
and when it's your turn to talk, you talking to the 13 inch
Truster. God damn.
But it's a male on male toy. It's not a female toy.
Shout out to the girls. I could take 13 inches out of
real goose, but not me. Shout out to the That could take
13 inches. There's a lot of that be doing.
Hold on. Wait, what is going?
What It's a lot. We're not going to act like they
don't exist. Gay men be taking it and they
come. Let me tell y'all gay men shout
out to the LGBTQ community because they give me the best
business, like they give me the best business and they don't.
They not cheap and they know what they want.
Like they know exactly what they want.
Like ain't no half stepping with them.
Well. Damn.
So, any bad sexual experiences? Man, I've looked bright.
So I'm like 22, right? I got this dude, I'm feeling
him. He cute.
This is my light skinned guy ever.
I don't like light skinned guys anymore, but this is my light
skinned guy ever, right? He's into himself more than I'm
into me. So it's like, all right, cool,
you're a pretty boy. We get into it and he's like yo,
he talking in my ear, he humping.
But he's between me and the sheet.
Like he's not in me, but he's in between me and the sheet and
he's like. Going in the parking lot.
He ain't even in the parking lot.
He was like, I don't know where he was at.
He must have been like between my eyes.
Then. Yeah, but he was.
On the Parkway. Yo, he was going and he was like
going and talking and it was just like.
To get the sun room. Like he came and everything and
it was like, yeah, I never got no penetration out of there.
Wait. The whole time I never told him
that he was like. Never told him no to this day.
No, I just felt like I wanted to be over, 'cause I didn't want to
hurt his. Feelings, she said.
Keyshia Cole. I just wanted to be over.
Then it was like, 'cause I knew after that point it was like,
damn, dude, yeah, I knew after that point it was like, damn,
dude, I liked you, but. Wait, so he hit you back after
like yo and try to ask you like how it was or nothing?
I hate that question. Why do you got to ask that?
Like do you ask that? Nah, it's like a Yep review.
Like how you would know when you went here like.
As a woman, you don't ask that right?
Like. Like.
'Cause I felt like you fucking up, if you gotta ask.
Yeah, like, why would you ask me?
Like you must have fucked up. I hate.
Going to my job and ask me hey how I'm doing this month.