1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,560 I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:40,960 You love it. Ladies and gentle sippers, 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,640 welcome. I'm trying it out. 16 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,560 I don't know if that works, but you got to try these things. 17 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,960 Welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast. 18 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,520 I hope you have your tea in hand like myself. 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,240 I hope that's all you have in your hand, by the way, because 20 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,240 most people get really excited for this podcast. 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,840 I'm drinking under my Belfast Blues mug, which Belfast Blues 22 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,960 was. Of course, the web series that 23 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,160 me and my friend Aaron Butler made showed it to my man Aaron 24 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,080 Butler. We made it. 25 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,640 We loved it. You guys didn't know a lot. 26 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,480 Yeah, yeah, we, we had a great time making that. 27 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,720 And at the time we were thinking if people like this half as 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,840 much, if people get as much fun, right, of watching this as we 29 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,280 had make and it will be on the winner. 30 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,080 And you didn't have half as much fun watching it as we did making 31 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,360 it. But but look, you got to learn. 32 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,600 You got to learn from your mistakes. 33 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,200 Go, we are what? I'm not allowed to make a 34 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,200 mistake. Oh, because you are all perfect. 35 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,520 Uh huh, Uh huh. Sitting over your big pancake 36 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,440 heads. I don't know. 37 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,880 I don't know, but I mean, I'm enjoying that tea. 38 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,600 That's, that's my first cup of tea of the day. 39 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,640 My first, first of many, first of many. 40 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:53,240 I think because I, I'm, I people will know that I, people know I 41 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,400 do this podcast. I think people will start to 42 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,160 really start associating me with tea and it will get to the point 43 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,160 where it's, it's a hindrance to my life. 44 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,800 You know, I think I'll be in cafes and restaurants and people 45 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,000 will be like here, send the tea over to that fella. 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,680 Tell him, tell him I sent it, you know, and I'll just be, I'll 47 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,760 just be in cafes and I already have tea. 48 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,160 But the waitress will come over and go. 49 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,600 That's from the jet. That's from the gentleman at the 50 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,000 bar there in the windbreaker. And I look over, it's just a 50 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,120 year old guy going, you know. But I think I'll be happy 52 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,560 enough. I think I'll be happy enough for 53 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,280 that. So I had a big day yesterday 54 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:35,320 because I went out. There you go. 55 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:41,520 I went out, I, I ventured away from my home because I had a 56 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:45,280 hospital appointment and it was weird because I didn't know. 57 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,240 So essentially, to provide you with a bit of background, I get 58 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,640 infusions every eight weeks. And Infusions definitely does 59 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,840 sound like a really cool indie band from about, I don't know, 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,040 2006. The Infusions. 61 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,360 The the infusions would definitely support the Pigeon 62 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,240 Detectives. She's got everything he wants. 63 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,640 She's got everything he needs. Take her back. 64 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,000 Take her back to your place. I mean, that was a weird song. 65 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,720 The Pigeon Detectives. It was, I think it was a, a song 66 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,480 about a pedo. She's not sure what he should 67 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,840 do. She's 17, he's 22. 68 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,520 Does that make no difference? Does that make a difference? 69 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,040 Yeah, but let me get the lyrics to that song because I I think 70 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,960 we missed a lot of warning signs and not Pigeon. 71 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,920 Like, why were they not reporting this guy? 72 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,520 Pigeon Detectives take take Her Back lyrics. 73 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,520 By the way, how good was music around that era? 74 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,800 You know, when there was like after a Brit pop, there was like 75 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,800 a second thing of British indie bands that was in like the 76 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Pigeon Detectives, the Enemy, Scouting for, well, Scouting For 77 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,280 Girls weren't that cool. But I liked them because they 78 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:59,480 were really silly. I think that you are beautiful. 79 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,480 She's lovely. Why? 80 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:04,920 Why? Here's the scene. 81 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,600 I think nowadays there's this thing in music and society, we 82 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,320 are not allowed to like be a bit silly. 83 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,440 You have to be like, like you don't care about things. 84 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,320 Because those bands were giving it everything, you know. 85 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,480 I mean, like they were they were going for it. 86 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:24,040 Elvis ain't Ted. But I went like, goodbye, Mr 87 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,480 Ray, you know, like don't fucking those guys really, 88 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,720 really went for it. And nowadays it's like Mumbo, 89 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:34,360 you know, guys are like, like that's rap nowadays. 90 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,520 And I'm aware I'm an old guy saying I'm 31 and I'm aware this 91 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,400 isn't what I was planning to talk about. 92 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,200 But I'm the lyrics start like this. 93 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:47,760 Pigeon detectives take her back, which is from 2:00, 2007. 94 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,160 Nine goes before that. Anyway, it says he's not sure 95 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,200 what he should do. She's 17, he's 22. 96 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,240 Is that too much of a difference? 97 00:04:54,520 --> 00:05:02,760 I mean, yes, yes, because she could be in lower 6th and a 22. 98 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,840 You could be, you could be a car salesman. 99 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:09,600 Not sweet. I remember looking back 100 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,920 whenever, I mean, people go age is just a number. 101 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,720 And you know who said that? R Kelly. 102 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,640 And you know what? R Kelly was a dirty bastard. 103 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,880 OK, Is it there? I want to say R Kelly. 104 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,840 I mean the rapper. I don't mean R Kelly is in like 105 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,120 a relative of mine. That's R Kelly over there. 106 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,760 So it is bumping and grinding away. 107 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:33,400 But sorry, people don't like the noise of me drinking. 108 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,480 But but you know, fuck off. It's my podcast. 109 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:42,840 But yeah, 1722, I mean, I don't, I don't know. 110 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,040 I don't know, because I remember whenever I was in, I don't know 111 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,720 if I've mentioned this in the podcast before when I was in P7, 112 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,320 right. And for all our, for all our 113 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:58,800 foreign listeners or as he's known, Jesus, you know, when 114 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,080 you're in P7, that's like primary 7. 115 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,560 You're, you're about 11 years old. 116 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:10,280 I think you're about 11. So when I was in P7II was going 117 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:15,640 steady, I was going out with a girl that was in P6 now that at 118 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,720 the time was totally grand and I don't need to justify it and I 119 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,240 don't know why I'm sweating, but I was 11. 120 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,360 She was also the same age as me, but in a different year because 121 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,080 I was one of the youngest in my year. 122 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,520 And by the way, that's such a defensive thing to say. 123 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,360 No, your Honour, I see. Here's no, no, no, listen to me. 124 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,040 I am young from a year and she is old for her year. 125 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,480 And the judge is like, yeah, but there was 25 years between 126 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,320 these. No, I went out with a girl that 127 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,800 was in P6 when I was in P7 and that was fine. 128 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,160 Like that was that was totally like there was a couple of guys 129 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,080 in P7 like you're like, he's like got any girlfriends in P5 130 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:55,800 and you're way what? But the thing was it was all 131 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,280 good up until and what weren't what weren't serious? 132 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,960 You mean? I don't think I ever spoke to 133 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,080 her like face to face. We spoke through like through 134 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,840 different people. You know, I'd be like, listen, 135 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,720 go and give her this message, tell her that I think her 136 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,760 trainers are like her wee Jelly shoes are so sweet. 137 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,600 And then she'd come back her her mate would come back and tell my 138 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,080 mate and be like his his blonde peroxide flick is fringe is 139 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,640 looking unreal, but it was it was totally fine. 140 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,000 I don't know how long went out for, you know, it's just a silly 141 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,840 like child. I was about to say child 142 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,480 relationship. Bear in mind I also was a child, 143 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:37,760 but it was fine up until the next year that summer after P7, 144 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:43,600 because I was then in first form of big school and she was in P7. 145 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,760 But he so even though we were the same age, if we had like met 146 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,560 up after school, you know, like I'll meet me and my mates, I'll 147 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,360 meet up with you and your mates and then like, maybe I'd like 148 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,080 walk with her, you know, like I'll walk you to your house or 149 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,560 whatever. And you're not even talk. 150 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,760 You know what I mean? Like you're not, it's not proper 151 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,640 relationship, but at the time you think it is. 152 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,560 Here's the weird thing about it and why, like, I don't think it 153 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:09,640 could go any further because I was in first year of big school. 154 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:14,600 So I'm wearing like a straight up suit, you know, that's that's 155 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,680 a way for some reason. And it's taken me locked down to 156 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,240 figure out that this is weird. Like, why do we make kids from 157 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:27,000 the age of 11 upwards dress in like, as like, you know, 158 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,240 businessmen and businesswoman? Because I was wearing like a 159 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,960 full suit, you know, So if I met up with her, I'm wearing like, 160 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,840 the dark trousers, the white shirt, the tie, the blazer. 161 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,640 You know, I look, I look like a miniature businessman. 162 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:43,960 You know, people might have looked at me and gone like, hey, 163 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,480 he's a, he's, you know, people go, he's a very, very short 164 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,800 lawyer. You know, that's the way. 165 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,600 Because I had a briefcase as well in school. 166 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,840 So as the original briefcase wanker, I didn't have a 167 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,360 briefcase right at a national Backpack Association backpack, 168 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,080 shouted all the guys with good posture. 169 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:01,840 But how about at the time when everyone had national backpack 170 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,480 backpacks and, and everyone's like, that's so fucking weird 171 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,880 because we have like Nike and, and he does. 172 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,720 And there was like 4 complete nerds with national backpack 173 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,000 association backpacks. And they were always like, we'll 174 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,960 have the last laugh. And you know, what the fuck you 175 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,200 talking about? And now you see these guys bolt 176 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,320 upright, you know, I mean like we, we'll all be 70 and I go, I 177 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,200 just go to school. We used the National backpack 178 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,320 association backpack and the guy go, yeah, man, look at this 179 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,200 perfect capital. I, you know, the guys just like 180 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,000 straight up and we're all slouched anyway. 181 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,400 If we met up whenever I was in P7, I was in first year and she 182 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,680 was in P7. I'm wearing the full businessman 183 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:38,560 outfit. I'm mature. 184 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,840 I'm a different level. She was, it looked weird because 185 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,680 she was still wearing the primary school outfit. 186 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,760 Like she had, she had like the, the trousers were the same, you 187 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,040 know, like playing great trousers. 188 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,720 But then she like our primary school was just like a jumper 189 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,080 with like comic sounds font, you know, like the primary school 190 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,840 name in the wee logo. So it just, it just wasn't a 191 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,040 good look. You know, some people might have 192 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,440 been looking at us and been like, oh, she has a very, very 193 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,560 small father, you know, so, so it just had to be knocking the 194 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,680 head. But but yeah, the pigeon 195 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:10,240 detectives. Yeah, man, there's pretty, 196 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,880 pretty, pretty weird lyrics for sure. 197 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,760 And then unless and if anybody is listener watching and going, 198 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,280 can you can you explain more about the situation? 199 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,080 It was fine, OK, Don't worry about it. 200 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,520 It was put to an end. But it was just weird that the 201 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,040 uniforms were different. Alright. 202 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,520 And we'll, we'll leave it at that. 203 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,520 We'll leave it at that. I might speak to my lawyer, but 204 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,000 we'll leave it at that. But yeah, there was this, I 205 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,880 don't know how it got under the pigeon detective, but there was 206 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:41,840 this class thing of music around. 207 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:47,000 I'm going to say like 2000 and two, 2003, the Hoosiers, the 208 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,600 enemy, remember them. You're not alone. 209 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:54,880 You know, I I want to search that on on Apple Music recently 210 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,680 because I wanted to listen to music from that hard fight. 211 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:03,400 Remember that hard fight? Do you remember hard fight? 212 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,800 Can you feel it? Rocky in the city? 213 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,960 Yeah. Hard to beat those regular and 214 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,240 it was hard to beat. But I can't. 215 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,000 I don't know what that genre of music is called. 216 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,800 So if somebody can tell me, please let me know. 217 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,200 Oh yeah. This all started because I went 218 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,000 out yesterday. And that's what lockdown does. 219 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,040 Do you, you know, your brain scrambled? 220 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,400 I went out yesterday and all I wanted to do was quickly tell 221 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,440 you about it. So I had to go to hospital for 222 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,840 my infusion. That's how I started it because 223 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,920 I said the infusion sound like a band that would support the 224 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,000 pigeon detectives and that and that also is true and everybody 225 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,880 knows it's true. But then, but I went out 226 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,640 yesterday. I had to go to the, the royal 227 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,920 had to go to hospital to get my infusion and I didn't know if it 228 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,760 would be on or not. But they were like, no, we'll, 229 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,760 it's business as usual, but you're in a different building 230 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,040 this time. And I didn't get off to a good 231 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,440 start because the woman on the phone specifically phoned me to 232 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,280 say it's in a new building. Do you know where that building 233 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,520 is? And I went yes. 234 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,920 And she said brilliant, I can explain where it is in the 235 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,080 hospital. And I said, don't worry about 236 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,720 it, I know it. Here's the thing, I didn't know 237 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,960 it. I did not know it and I parked 238 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,640 in their own car park and I had to walk just a wee bit too far. 239 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,960 And halfway there I was thinking, should I go back and 240 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,240 get my car and move it to this car park that is beside the 241 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,400 building that it is in? And then I thought, no, because 242 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,160 probably if when I, when I walk back and then drive around, 243 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,160 it'll be longer. So it wasn't off to a good 244 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,000 start. But then whenever I got in, you 245 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,320 know, here's the thing, it's, it's almost like a bit eerie 246 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,480 around hospitals that aren't COVID hospitals, I'm sure 247 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,280 because it's it's like it's quiet. 248 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,680 You know what I mean? Like people are because you 249 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,520 normally see like you normally see two things at hospitals. 250 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,960 You see people like porters going about the place. 251 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,440 And then you also see people cheating, smoking. 252 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,160 And none of those were happening. 253 00:12:55,160 --> 00:13:00,840 So I was like, I don't know what the setup is here because it was 254 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,760 in a temporary building or like the infusion suite was moved 255 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,200 into a temporary place. And then, you know, the way we 256 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,560 have this thing of and I do it as well. 257 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:15,080 You know, I, I, I, I, I newer find respect for the NHS. 258 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,880 Like I've, I was going to say, I've always respected the NHS. 259 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,880 That made me sound like one of those people who when you 260 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,560 mention a band goes man, I was into them before they were 261 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,840 signed. Oh, I made the NHS. 262 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,040 Yeah, I have all their demos. But, but because I've, I've 263 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,600 benefited from it, then I, I've got great care from the NHS and 264 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,640 family that are, that are doctors and stuff. 265 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,120 I am, I, I think the NHS are great. 266 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,880 But yesterday when I went for this, they just, they just go up 267 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,520 a level for me because I'm, I'm seeing with my own eyes how 268 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,880 great it is. So basically to go and get an 269 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,920 infusion. I've, I've Crohn's disease, 270 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,560 right? Which is, I think it's like an 271 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,200 auto, it's an autoimmune disorder that affects the 272 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,840 digestive tract. Now I've had it for about 6 273 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,800 years and only today have I successfully been able to 274 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:03,840 describe what it is. So Chrome's very quickly is like 275 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,840 it's on a spectrum. So you can have a very mild or, 276 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,360 or or very, very aggressive. Luckily up until now, who knows 277 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,880 what happens in the future. But I, I, I've, I've had a very 278 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,640 mild compared to most people as long as my like diet's good and 279 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,720 my lifestyle's good. Like I'm getting enough sleep 280 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,280 and stuff, it's all fine, but but I have to go and get this 281 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,520 infusion for this drug that kind of just, I think does it 282 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,080 suppress my immune system? I genuinely don't know. 283 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,840 And I don't know what it's called because I showed up to 284 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,480 get it yesterday and the wee man went, what are you here for? 285 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,920 And I said an infusion. He said of what? 286 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,240 And I went, I'm not too sure. He goes, is this your first time 287 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,880 getting it? And I went, no, he goes. 288 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,160 But then being polite he goes, but how do you do you not know 289 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,080 what it is? And I said, I don't know. 290 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:54,360 They just put it in me and he said, what does it begin with? 291 00:14:54,760 --> 00:15:00,600 And I said in, in, in something. He went, OK, I know what it is. 292 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,680 That's fine. Just take a seat. 293 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,360 And then I think he thought maybe there was going to be a 294 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,200 guardian, you know what I mean? Like someone had driven me to 295 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,600 the hospital, but then I was like, no, actually, I just don't 296 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,200 really know what it is. And he goes the drug. 297 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,600 And I was like, I'm also Crohn's disease. 298 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,880 I don't know how to describe it to people. 299 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,760 I don't know what it is, you know, I just feel sicky, Boo, 300 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,320 Boo. Sometimes I get cramps in my 301 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,200 stomach. That's my, that's my main side 302 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,840 effect, crumps in the stomach and I get really tired and mummy 303 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,960 just needs to have a lie down. But see the, see the NHS people, 304 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,960 they just, they just get on with it. 305 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:34,640 They just go here's the crack. We're moving this whole suite 306 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,560 down the road, half a mile down the road in hospital and we've 307 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:42,480 got a wee bit of PPE on, but we're just going to chat to you 308 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,440 normally and we're just going to get you sorted. 309 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:50,240 And then I was, I was having great crack with the, with all 310 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,920 the nurses that were there. You know, we're chatting away. 311 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,120 They're they're full of life. They're, you know, they're 312 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,160 funny. We're we're, we're chatting 313 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,080 about, you know, you start off making small talk. 314 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,440 Course you have the roads are a bit quieter. 315 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,800 Oh, why? They're very quiet, you know, 316 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,720 but it was like it was all the time, you know, and then we just 317 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,600 started talking like a couple, a couple of the guys had had seen 318 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,320 some of the videos before and we're chatting about that. 319 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,040 Also, there's Roy awkward woman where one of the nurses said, 320 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,160 what's your name again? Sorry. 321 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,400 And I said Shane and she said Shane what? 322 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,360 And I said Shane Todd and she went, Oh, I, she goes, I I don't 323 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,680 know you. And I went, I said I was nearly 324 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,040 going to say, do you not know who I am? 325 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,760 And she thought I was being serious. 326 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,200 And she goes, oh, no, no, no, I do know who you are. 327 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200 And I went no, no, no, I was, I was, I was joking. 328 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,800 I presume that you don't know who I am. 329 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,920 And she was better doing who you are. 330 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,880 Or I was like, I know, but I was just making it as being 331 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,640 deprecating to myself. But it maybe doesn't work 332 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,200 because you do know who I am. But then but it was great. 333 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,320 It was great when we're just chatting away and everybody in 334 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,800 there seem to be like in in good form, even though it's a weird, 335 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,000 I mean, it's weird to go to hospital to get hooked up to a 336 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,160 drip for an hour and a half anyway and just sit there. 337 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,280 But under the circumstances, I thought everybody would be a bit 338 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,400 jumpier and a bit nervous. But you're just in a building 339 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,599 full of people who are like, look, this is the situation, 340 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:10,520 let's just get on with it. And yeah, amazing what those 341 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,319 what, what, what those medical staff do. 342 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,680 Like people always say with stand upright people go mate, I 343 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,480 couldn't do that there. No, you know what we all 344 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,760 couldn't do if the of people who don't do it, we could, we 345 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,160 couldn't be like medical staff. We couldn't work in hospitals 346 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,520 and do that. We just, we just don't have it. 347 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,320 See, stand up. You could do it to some degree. 348 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,240 Like it's not, it's not that impressive. 349 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,760 It's cool, but it's not that impressive. 350 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,480 And whenever I was leaving yesterday, so I'd go in for an 351 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,400 infusion an hour and a half. I feel good a two oranges during 352 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,040 it. We're buzzing. 353 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,960 I write a bit of stand up for the first time since lockdown 354 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,240 started. I've been writing videos, I've 355 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,640 been doing bits and pieces. But I actually, because I know 356 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,000 I've got to sit for an hour and a half, I write stand up and I 357 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,080 write this bit that I'm it's bittersweet because I'm so 358 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,320 buzzing that I'm writing stand up again. 359 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,840 And I think this is like a really good, we call them bits. 360 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,880 So a bit is like a joke or some material on the one subject. 361 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,040 I got this bit and there was this. 362 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,720 I like slapped my leg whenever I went. 363 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,880 That's the one. Whenever I finished writing it. 364 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:22,200 And then there was that sense of, but I've nowhere to do it. 365 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,280 You know, I was really sad because I was like, normally if 366 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,960 I write a bit of material, I go, OK, wait, say it's a Wednesday, 367 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,240 I go right, what's the next gig? All right, there's a gig 368 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,160 tomorrow night and pugs pug uglies. 369 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,120 Maybe Dave will let me do. I mean, of course you will. 370 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,520 Maybe Dave will let me do 5 minutes and I can try this bit. 371 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,080 But it's, it's frustrating now in a way, because and hey, 372 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,080 there's way more bigger frustrations in the world. 373 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:47,840 But now I was frustrated that I couldn't do stand up before, but 374 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,120 now I'm frustrated because I'm writing the stand up and I have 375 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,880 no outlet for it. But it's all it'll eventually, 376 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,680 it'll eventually be OK, you know, it'll eventually be all 377 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,840 right. But The funny thing was whenever 378 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,000 I walked out of hospital yesterday, I was like, guys, 379 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,480 thanks very much. I was nearly going to say keep 380 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,960 up the good work or something like that. 381 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,840 But, you know, I couldn't think of a lion without it maybe 382 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,080 sounding like I'd planned it in advance. 383 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,840 Hey, guys, Not all heroes wear keeps, all right? 384 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,080 And I would have meant it, but I just couldn't think of what to 385 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,240 say. But I was like, all right, guys, 386 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,560 cheers to you later. Thanks for the help them and the 387 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:28,120 there was a lovely nurse working on on reception and as I walked 388 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,680 out, she said, you know, your your videos are are are really 389 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,320 keeping everybody going, you know, with we need comedy at a 390 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:40,400 time like this and you know, you're doing great work and I 391 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,400 went thanks, thanks for saying so appreciate it. 392 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,000 See you later. And when I walked out, I 393 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:51,320 realised, hey, maybe it's them that's doing the good work. 394 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,280 But the worst thing is I took it. 395 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,120 I was like, hey, cheers, thanks. Glad someone said it. 396 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,480 You know, and I'm looking around at a team of people who are 397 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:08,760 going into a place of work where this disease that everyone is, 398 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:14,080 is, is being told how rightfully so, like how, how dangerous it 399 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,640 is that they go to work there where that is, you know, and. 400 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,480 They're so they're, so what's the word? 401 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:30,960 They're just so heroic that they, they, they probably do in 402 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,800 a way, but it's almost like they don't realise. 403 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,520 It's almost like they're just like, I'm just going to work. 404 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,720 This is just what I do. And I thought I thought that was 405 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,880 that was incredible, you know, because they're like, we need a 406 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,720 good laugh at the minute and I'm like, you know what, we need 407 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:48,640 more what it is that you guys do All right, so, so, you know, but 408 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,920 I it was great to get out, you know, even though it was to 409 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,600 hospital, you know, it was just class to like drive down to 410 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:01,960 Belfast and and and just just see things again, you know, 411 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,920 looking up at the balls and the falls and what do I like there? 412 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:10,480 She is all I love. But but it was it was fun, which 413 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,840 is a weird thing to say about them going to get cream 414 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,200 treatment for Crohn's disease. I said createment there, which 415 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,240 might have made it sound like cream. 416 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,160 Just let everybody know I don't get cream for Crohn's disease 417 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,640 because there will be people watching one. 418 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,680 I have it and we don't get cream. 419 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,280 So you, you probably need to switch up your treatment or, or, 420 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,720 or do something else because you know, you don't, you don't, you 421 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,560 don't get a bit. I put a wee bit of cream on my 422 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,960 nose. Is that going to help my 423 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,400 digestive disease? No, yeah, And I put a picture up 424 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,960 yesterday basically being like on Instagram, like shout out to 425 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,480 the NHS staff who were literally keeping us hooked up. 426 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,560 And it was hilarious because it was hooked up to a trip at the 427 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,160 same time. And I think a lot of people 428 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,160 thought that I had just been admitted to hospital in an 429 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,400 emergency situation because people were like, hey man, are 430 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,160 you OK? Like got a few texts, couple 431 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,680 comedians, some friends, being like, mate, is everything all 432 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,680 right? Just see her in hospital. 433 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,520 So, yeah, and anybody that was concerned, your boy's good. 434 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,040 He just gets this infusion to keep him looking like a 21 year 435 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,440 old Tommy Hilfiger model. And that is, that is legitimate 436 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,240 fact. Like for some reason, since 437 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:19,080 lockdown, I look younger. What, what? 438 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,360 Why? Why do I, why do I look like a 439 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,960 19 year old guy from the 40s? I don't know. 440 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,920 I don't know. Why do I look like a 19 year old 441 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:35,440 guy from the 1940s who's in some sort of, I look like a guy now 442 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,440 playing a guy from the 40s in a film about the Second World War 443 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,320 and that's just the way it is. I can't describe it. 444 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,560 I went in yesterday at the hospital. 445 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,440 They went, have you, have you been OK since your last 446 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,000 appointment? I said, well, The thing is my 447 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,600 last appointment I looked 31 and they went and what does that 448 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,760 mean? They said, look at me and they 449 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,960 said, what do you mean? And I said, I I look like I look 450 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,080 like a 16 year old American high school athlete, like an all 451 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,360 American athlete. And they said, what does that 452 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,760 mean? And I said, guys, we know 453 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,520 exactly what it means. So I don't know. 454 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,600 I'm looking younger. I'm wearing my hair to the other 455 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,360 side. That's that's a big discontent 456 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,000 people TuneIn for and what? Yeah, I've got my quiff going 457 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,120 over to the left and and that shocked a lot of people, you 458 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,800 know, walk past a lot of people on the way in the hospital 459 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,080 yesterday. And they went and I said, yeah, 460 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,440 deal with him over to the left now. 461 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,000 And they went, no, we're doing that because it's, it's because 462 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,920 you're you're I don't think you realise, but your your testicles 463 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,440 have have come into your fly. And I went off fair enough. 464 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,400 And they said, but now you say it hair to the left. 465 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,160 Bold move. And I said that's what I do. 466 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,520 That's what the man boy cheeky does. 467 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,480 He keeps people guessing the money toad. 468 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,320 He keeps people on their toes. I had so much more. 469 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,720 I have a wee white board here because I have a real just a new 470 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,640 slasher people. I have a scattergun brain. 471 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,680 Did you not know that? Come on. 472 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,720 And, and I've, I've so much to, to get through to chat about, 473 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,560 but I just haven't had time for 25 minutes. 474 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,400 I don't know what I've talked about, but I hope that you're 475 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,080 enjoying this podcast because I like doing the solo ones. 476 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,480 I'm a big fan of doing the solo podcast. 477 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,280 I think that's what we that's working for us at the minute, 478 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:18,640 doing the guest podcast a week on a solo one and exclusive 479 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,040 sound the cannons. My guest for next week's 480 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,480 podcast, a lot of people asked for this and we have delivered 481 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:29,000 is going to be Jimmy, Jimmy Lee O'Donnell from Derry girls. 482 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,640 By the way, her name isn't Jimmy Lee, Jimmy Lee O'Donnell. 483 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,320 I just stuttered there. But Jimmy Lee O'Donnell from 484 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,000 Derry girls. We've worked together on a, on a 485 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,320 BBC programme a couple years ago, which we'll probably talk 486 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,400 about and, and I just want to chat to her about here's the, 487 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,560 here's the thing with these podcasts. 488 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,440 I say no, I want to chat to her about Derrigerds, the success of 489 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,480 it. We probably won't a bit like 490 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,200 when Jamie Dornan was on, I wanted to chat to him about like 491 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,800 his acting career and all, but we, we didn't, we just talked 492 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,440 about silly things. And that's probably going to be 493 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,000 the way this is. So I will, I will be asking you 494 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,560 for your questions for that podcast. 495 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,760 But yeah, that's going to come out on Wednesday and then next 496 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,200 Friday it'll be another wee solo episode. 497 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,320 Zippers. Let me interrupt the podcast for 498 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,000 just one minute. Let me plug the 499 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,280 patreonpatreon.com/tea With Me podcast. 500 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,880 That is where we bring up the bonus episode. 501 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,720 Every Monday, me and producer Dan link up for an episode. 502 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,080 Sometimes they're 45 minutes long and are sometimes more. 503 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,800 Last week I didn't hit record and we had to do a different 504 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,480 one, but that's all fine. It's fine. 505 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,680 And has he spoken to me since? No, but things eventually will 506 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,800 be OK. I'm only joking. 507 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,440 He has spoken to me just to say don't speak to me. 508 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,800 So we got the on episode. There's loads of other benefits 509 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,720 over there like we merchandise things and gig news, all that 510 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,120 sort of thing. So that's patreon.com/tea with 511 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,720 me podcast. We have a charity read as well 512 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,280 so you can get in touch with the podcast 513 00:25:55,280 --> 00:26:00,040 teawithmepodcast@gmail.com and basically whenever you do that 514 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,840 you can send us over charity appeals or anything like that 515 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,480 and we will read out as many of those as we can. 516 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,760 Producer Dan just forwarded this one on to me. 517 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,720 This comes from the community rescue service CRSI think we've 518 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,480 done some stand up stuff for them before. 519 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,040 I think I'm writing saying Colin Geddis does a lot of stuff with 520 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,920 these guys as well. It's a charitable search and 521 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,200 rescue organisation operated by volunteers from communities 522 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,600 across Northern Ireland. Recently the organisation been 523 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,400 delivering the hero face Shields across the country. 524 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,520 So look, you don't need me to tell you, you can hear from 525 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,240 that. The work they do is incredible. 526 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,360 These guys are are brilliant people as well. 527 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,440 We've done some gigs for them at libraries I think, and they're 528 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,880 they're volunteer based. So fair play to them. 529 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,400 They definitely need your help. But the minute though, So if you 530 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,480 are in a position to to maybe make a small donation or 531 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,360 something like that, you can get in touch with them. 532 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,080 communityrescue.org, communityrescue.org. 533 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,640 They're doing some brilliant work at this difficult time. 534 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,320 So, so do check them out if you would like to sponsor the 535 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,280 podcast, if you're a company, a business, or maybe just a really 536 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,320 rich person who's like, I don't have a company, but I'll just 537 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,720 sponsor it and you can just like say my name. 538 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,320 That would be so sweet. Like we'd definitely be up for 539 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,960 that. teammepodcast@gmail.com. We're looking for a sponsor. 540 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,240 So get in touch if that could be you. 541 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,000 Just before we get back into the pod, let me give a big shout out 542 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,320 to the Patreon crew. Aaron, Adam, Andy, Ashley, 543 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:29,600 Brian, Karis, Cormac, Dermot, Emma, Gary, Gemma, Joan, Johnny, 544 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:34,280 Julie, Leanne, Matthew, Mick, Nile, Noel, Orla, Paul, Peggy, 545 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,360 Peter, Rebus, Reese, Shane and Terry. 546 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,880 There we go. And just to show that the, the I 547 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,080 mean, we give the podcast, the Patreons give a bit of a bit of 548 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,920 cha ching, a bit of financial support. 549 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,080 Terry is one of the Patreons last week said, Hey, man, I'm on 550 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,800 Patreon. I've started my own podcast. 551 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,440 Will you do an episode? And what did this guy say, 552 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,880 Rabbit? Yes, I will. 553 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,400 The money told said, yes, I will. 554 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,560 So, so I really appreciate all the support we get from from 555 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,720 everybody on the Patreon. If you want to help us, 556 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,240 patreon.com/tea with Me podcast Back to the pod. 557 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,840 Zippers, welcome back to the podcast now on the second-half 558 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,720 of the podcast, what I was going to do is the TripAdvisor thing 559 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,520 that we used to do in the Shane tollcast. 560 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,840 I'm not I'm probably not going to have time to do that because 561 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:29,520 I want to keep these pods to an R and them and I want to be able 562 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,240 to do listeners questions and actually give it the the time it 563 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,880 deserves because sometimes you throw up questions on this to 564 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,680 get me talking for quite a minute or two. 565 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,400 So I'll do the TripAdvisor 1 next week. 566 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,840 We'll just put that on the back burner because the listeners 567 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,960 come first spell obviously CUM. First question today comes from 568 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,560 SJ McCall who says topic most likely to hear the things to 569 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,720 come out locked on in social media, for example, tech talk. 570 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,120 Well, you open the kind of worms there, my friend. 571 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,200 I put out a tweet basically slagging off tech talk and the 572 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,760 sort of people that use it, basically saying tech Talk is 573 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:10,000 for kids that want to do funny dancing videos and also older 574 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,680 people that probably shouldn't be on it. 575 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,040 I have become one of those older people that should not be on 576 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,760 tech talk. A couple of days ago I joined 577 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,120 Tech Talk and I still don't really know what Tech Talk is, 578 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,960 but I put up the videos that I've been doing on Twitter and 579 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,880 Instagram for the last few. I let me just singing and 580 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,600 dancing when I go out from a daily walk. 581 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:34,800 And what I really like about Tiktok is people are well into 582 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,440 it. So I'm obviously taking the piss 583 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,400 and putting out these videos where I'm quite clearly badly 584 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,000 singing and dancing even though for a lot of use it would be 585 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,280 good, but I can sing and dance far better than that. 586 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,760 I actually used to go to Pineapple Dance Studios, but 587 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,400 that's another thing I hate about fucking tech talk. 588 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,680 As soon as you open it up, it's it's really loud. 589 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,120 I mean that's, that's why I'm on the age where I shouldn't be on 590 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,920 it. It's too loud when you open it. 591 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,920 So I just put up videos of me dancing and most people know 592 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,120 this guy, he's taking the piss not to be taken too seriously. 593 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,800 And somebody says I might. So then I realised it's all 594 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,120 about hashtags on tech talk. So a bit of a video yesterday of 595 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:20,480 me dancing and a hashtag K pop. You know like so Korean pop BTS 596 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,000 who are the number one Korean pop band hashtag dancer 597 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,040 #acapella #riverdance. No, none of those hashtags are 598 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,400 relevant to what I'm doing. 4 comments on the post One. 599 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,040 Why? Why do you tag BTS and K pop? 600 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:45,440 This guy is fucking pissed. His name is Chim Chim OK and 601 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,440 Jim. Jim I can see from his account. 602 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,520 Big fan of BTS as am I. Why you tag? 603 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,880 Why you tag BTS and K pop? By the way that comment got 5 604 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:03,640 likes and I liked it as well. Someone underneath it, Aisha 605 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:10,360 says, why do you tag K Pop and BTS 14 people like that. 606 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,720 So I'm now thinking that people on TikTok get really offended of 607 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:18,400 things like why can't I? If I want to be a Korean boy 608 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,640 band, dancer, singer, why can't they be, you know, don't shoot 609 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,400 down my dreams? I mean, there's this is 610 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,560 children. Basically you're interaction, 611 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,040 interacting with children. Louise writes, Whoa, nature, 612 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:35,920 nature is beautiful. Somebody else writes, take it 613 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,560 you're from the UK. Well, it's controversial on 614 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,760 that, but I mean, what I enjoy about that is people are just 615 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,640 really getting into it. So why don't I put up another 616 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,240 one of those singing dancing videos and we'll see if we can 617 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,560 put up hashtags that are really, really going to get people like 618 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,040 interacting with the post, right? 619 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,480 I've got another one here. It's me singing Boyzone. 620 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,720 So yeah, I'm singing and dancing in nature. 621 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,000 You've probably seen these on my on my Twitter and Instagram. 622 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,320 So I'm going to add, I'm going to put up a post and I'm going 623 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,320 to say I'm going to say nature is beautiful. 624 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,120 That girl is like, whoa, nature is beautiful. 625 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,680 In fact, I'll just write that exact thing. 626 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:35,240 Whoa, nature is beautiful. Oh, this is so funny to me. 627 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,880 And I'm going to say hashtag Harry Styles. 628 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:49,000 Hashtag Harry Styles. Yep, there's 3.2 billion viewed 629 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,480 videos with that hashtag. Hashtag Harry Styles #btsi mean 630 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,040 every time I'm going to #BTS just so their fans are like, why 631 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,480 have you done this? And I'll, my answer will always 632 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:05,840 be the same. Wanted to hashtag who else are 633 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,880 like people really at Taylor Swift? 634 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:22,000 Hashtag Taylors Swift hashtag #Arlene Foster for sure. 635 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:36,240 What else are we doing here #Arlene Foster, hashtag #Obama. 636 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,440 OK, so let's fire that up as the comments come in on that. 637 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,880 I mean, they might not as the comments come in on that. 638 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,040 I'll update is we'll keep an eye on this post as the day goes on. 639 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:52,240 So I've posted that. Whoa, hold on. 640 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,760 See, it's weird. I don't, I don't really know 641 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,160 what. Maybe I'll stick up some stand 642 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,200 up clips on it. I don't know. 643 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,760 I wrote whoa, nature is beautiful hashtag Harry Styles 644 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,040 #BTS hashtag Taylor Swift #Arlene Foster. 645 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,720 Hashtag Barack Obama and we'll we'll see what happens with that 646 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,320 as we go on. But here's what I think of tech 647 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,639 talk. Have fun, enjoy yourselves. 648 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:14,480 Whenever I say like it's for weirdos, I'm obviously only 649 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,520 joking, although there probably is a lot of weirdos on it. 650 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,880 If you if you have fun doing it, do it, man. 651 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,520 Don't let anyone tell you you can't do something. 652 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:24,199 But it is weird. Jack Graham says Brexit. 653 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,280 I'm not going to. No, no, we don't. 654 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,159 We don't really talk about Brexit anymore. 655 00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:31,600 Do I mean, it just kind of is, is just it's a way. 656 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,480 No, I don't know. Are we still in the European 657 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,679 Union or we're not? I have no idea. 658 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:40,400 But I'm not really not really interested in talking about 659 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,199 Brexit. I think when I'm when we're 660 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,320 allowed to do stand up again, when the boys are all allowed to 661 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,560 play, I think that I won't do any stand up about coronavirus 662 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,480 or lockdown. I think it's like Brexit. 663 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,800 It's going to be one of those things where it's like, look, 664 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,280 let's just talk about anything else. 665 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,960 Ben says. How's your garden coming along, 666 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,240 Mocker? Good question. 667 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,360 There hasn't been many. I fucked up at one point. 668 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,720 I really fucked up. Here's what I've done by the 669 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:12,000 way, I need to do one one last coat, one last coat of medium 670 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,720 okra on CDP. They're not sponsoring the 671 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,920 podcast. Don't know why I said that like 672 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,560 that. I need to do one more coat to my 673 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,160 fence and then the majority of my fence is going to be done. 674 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,600 But I fucked up because I put down weed killer on the lawn, 675 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,840 like lawn weed killer and I mean, I put too much of it on. 676 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,680 I got carried away, right, really lost around myself. 677 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,080 But I have infected grass, right? 678 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,840 I have that grass that spreads. It's gross. 679 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,240 It like it's like we we roots almost right? 680 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:47,520 You eat it's like we roots and I pulled some of it out and it 681 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,640 basically pulls loads. It pulls loads out, but then it 682 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,760 leaves a big patch in my grass. So I don't know whether to pull 683 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,000 it out and have patchy grass or leave it in and have infected 684 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,080 grass. Help. 685 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,360 What should I do? I don't know what to do. 686 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,200 I don't want Apache garden. I don't want to infect the 687 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,080 garden. Watch this space. 688 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,800 I'll maybe seek real garden advice. 689 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,440 Let's figure out what's happening. 690 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,080 But my garden is. It's OK mocker, but it could be 691 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,880 better. Reuben Russell says what are 692 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,280 your thoughts on tea granules? Not to be confused with loose 693 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,920 leaf. I guess their tea's answered 694 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,720 instant coffee. Personally, I wouldn't let them 695 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,440 grace my kitchen. Yes. 696 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,880 By the way, some likes coming in on that tech talk video. 697 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,160 I'm new to tech tech talk, so if you have it follow me. 698 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,360 So loose leaf tea or tea granules, I don't know. 699 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:41,680 Is that what is it when people do a teapot with a wee like net 700 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,600 thing like a wee mesh net and they pour, is that do they pour 701 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,320 granules into that or is that loose leaf? 702 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,400 I don't know. I don't know what tea granules 703 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,600 are. I mean, it makes perfect sense 704 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,880 why you say it's like instant coffee. 705 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,280 I get it. You probably just stirred in. 706 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,640 That sounds terrible. And who? 707 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,000 I can understand instant coffee when you couldn't be bothered, 708 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,680 like, I don't know, brewing up coffee or doing a cafetiere or a 709 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,320 pod machine. But who doesn't have time to dip 710 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,480 a bag a couple of times? You're too busy to dip a bag. 711 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,480 Fuck's sake. Yeah. 712 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,000 I mean, dip, dip, dip bin. By the way, I don't dip three 713 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,240 times. I dip 15 times. 714 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,480 But yeah, ribbon, they don't sound like they'd be welcome on 715 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,680 on the podcast granules, you know, they just sound Betty, 716 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,960 Betty, you know, no, I don't like the sound of that. 717 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,760 Clara Gallagher says if you watch Geno, Fred and Gordon's 718 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,880 road trip. If so, what lads and number of 719 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,040 commas would you take on food tasting or an activities road 720 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,920 trip? Who would drive whose shotgun? 721 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,040 Who's in the backseat and where would your destination be of 722 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,600 choice? I haven't seen that. 723 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,800 So it's Geno Dicampo, Gordon Ramsay and Big Fred from First 724 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:49,360 Dates, a sexy bastard and yeah, they go on, believe it or not, 725 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,920 on their road trip. I believe they go on a road 726 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,600 trip. Dave Elliott is obsessed with 727 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,000 this programme. He tells me it's the best thing 728 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,920 on television. I will watch it at some point, 729 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,560 but at the minute we're watching Money Heist. 730 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,400 Just watched Quiz about who wants to be a millionaire, which 731 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,200 is brilliant. Michael Sheen is Chris Tarrant 732 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,400 was great, but Chris Tarrant, you're down to the last quote. 733 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,520 I mean that's not good, but Michael Sheen's is. 734 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,520 So the Jeep Gordon and Gino thing. 735 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,360 I will watch it at some point and I like the sound of it. 736 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,000 Sounds like fun and easy watching Gordon. 737 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,960 Fucking fuck me mate. What are you doing by the way? 738 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,440 I'm way better. I got. 739 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,480 No, I did Christian Bale there, remember? 740 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,360 He had a meltdown and the Terminator set. 741 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,320 What are you doing? I got confused. 742 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,920 Let me try Ramsey again, although I need my hands for it 743 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,320 usually. Big boy. 744 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,600 OK, yes. What the fuck are you doing? 745 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,320 No, no, I fucked it. I fucked that. 746 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,720 I really, I really wish I hadn't done that. 747 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,160 I really wish I hadn't done that. 748 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,520 And if I had to do something like that, first of all, I'd 749 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,760 love to do something like that. But all comedians just want to 750 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,680 do a road trip type thing. I pitch so many of them and 751 00:38:53,680 --> 00:39:00,040 always been told no. But I think me D if we're doing 752 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,840 comedians and there's three of us, I think it's me, Dave and 753 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,360 Aaron Butler. That would be a lot of fun and 754 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,120 we could definitely do something. 755 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,040 Plus we have three very different personalities. 756 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:18,760 Like Dave is a grumpy bear. Quite a lot of the times Dave is 757 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,320 either in brilliant form or he's a grumpy bear. 758 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,240 Especially when he needs a poo, right? 759 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,080 He gets in really, really bad form until until he gets to do 760 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,880 1. So we have three different 761 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,880 personalities. Aaron is, you know, likes to 762 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,040 likes to dance to Michael Jackson in in his in his garden 763 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,760 and and only got his first pair of jeans about two years ago. 764 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,160 So that is very interesting. I mean, that should be its own 765 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:51,680 programme, But and then I am very, I don't know what the I 766 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,600 don't know what the word is, but like on a road trip, I, I think 767 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,760 I could be quite annoying. I always, I like to make sure 768 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,040 people are always having a good time. 769 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,600 I'm not can get annoying, you know, like you enjoy yourself, 770 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:06,320 you enjoy yourself, you know, so maybe we could go to. 771 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,720 Why, you know what? Let's just do Route 66. 772 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,960 Why don't we do that? We either oh, I kicked the 773 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,480 camera and changed the angle, but it's fine. 774 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,760 We could either do Route 66 or go inter railing. 775 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,440 I think that'll be fun. I never went into railing and I 776 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,480 don't think the no Dave and Iron didn't either. 777 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:26,120 So maybe we could have that trip again at when we're too old for 778 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:26,760 it. You know what I mean? 779 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,480 That that that that might be enjoyable. 780 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,880 So yeah, we would do that. Who would be from who'd be 781 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,640 passenger? Who'd Dr who'd be in the back? 782 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,360 I would drive because I'm the best driver. 783 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,000 I did three of us, although I'd say the other two but also claim 784 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,080 to be the best drivers, but they're they're not. 785 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,800 Dave would be in the back because he likes to spread out. 786 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,720 You know, he likes to he likes to nap quite a bit as well. 787 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,520 So think he'd land the back and really just spread out and maybe 788 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,800 get a sleep in. And Aaron's happy to always 789 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,040 happy to be shotgun them and me and him would sing a lot of 790 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,360 Frankie Valley on The Four Seasons. 791 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,800 So I mean, it'd be a good trip for us. 792 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,440 I don't know, but for the viewers, but it'd be fun for us. 793 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,480 Yeah. That is that message is 794 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,000 absolutely nothing to do with tea with me. 795 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,440 Yeah. So a lot of people get in touch 796 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,200 with me and going, hey, man, I didn't know you had Crohn's. 797 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,120 I also have it to shut up on my Crohn's brothers and sisters. 798 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,160 We Musa says. Do you ever worry about your 799 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,160 teeth turning yellow from drinking too much tea? 800 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,640 Personally, I'm worried sick about mine. 801 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,640 Well, as we all know, I have great teeth. 802 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,760 I'm very, very natural white smile and my teeth are way 803 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,120 better now because I've had extensive reshaping work done to 804 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,200 them. But do I worry about them going 805 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,000 yellow? No, because I'm a big brusher. 806 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,000 I brush at least twice a day, quite a lot of times 3. 807 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,360 But I don't think tea would turn to yellow, man. 808 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,280 I think that that's just from that would just be from like 809 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,240 Monster Munch and all that, which I don't need. 810 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:57,160 I think tea would turn your teeth brown and that might be 811 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,680 fun. You know that that'll be a bit 812 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,960 of fun. So I drink tea and then I start 813 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,680 drinking red wine. So that's brown and purple. 814 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,800 So I'd probably be like a like a shady purple type colour. 815 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,120 I don't know, I'm OK. I think you get to the age where 816 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,680 you just go, fuck it. This is the way it is. 817 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,240 And I like sometimes I see pensioners and TV that I've 818 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,600 never seen before. I never a crooked teeth and I 819 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,920 go, why would you not just get those specs? 820 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,400 And then I go because you're 87, you know, and I'd real. 821 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,880 Was it reflux there? I don't know what it was, but 822 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,360 then my throat made noise. Daniel Houston says if you could 823 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,960 compare yourself with any animal, which animal would it be 824 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,720 and why? Tough question. 825 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,960 I would def. I mean, a lot of people do know 826 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,720 me as the money toad anyway, so I think I do. 827 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,120 I have a lot in common with the with with the toad, you know, 828 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,760 not just because my name is similar. 829 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,120 Like a lot of the time I'm just chilling on the Lily pod, which 830 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,000 is my house, you know, I like to chill on the Lily pod. 831 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,320 I do have a really, really long tongue. 832 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,320 Not long, but really wide. It's weird. 833 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,880 I, I would put my tongue out for you, But people will isolate 834 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,720 that as a separate clip and they'll, they and they'll, 835 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,880 they'll, what they'll do is they'll edit the podcast to make 836 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:17,040 it look like I've gone whenever I was 22, I had a girlfriend who 837 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,000 was in P6. And then they'll cut the me a 838 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,400 clues up of me with my tongue out. 839 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,040 So that's why I'm not going to do that. 840 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:29,760 But yeah, probably a toad or like a Gabon. 841 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,200 Is that what they're called? A Gabon? 842 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:37,760 Gabon, Gabon. It's like a wee, a wee monkey 843 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:43,760 type thing. No, it's not a Galbon Monkey. 844 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,960 Do these not exist? Yeah. 845 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,200 Yeah. Gabon PowerPoint. 846 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,000 Fuck, I don't know. I'm no Attenborough, right? 847 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,480 But basically I would be like a cute wee monkey, Like a wee 848 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,120 chimp type thing. Because I'm just cute. 849 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,960 People would like to hug me, but I don't let people hug me that 850 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,880 don't know me. This has happened after a few 851 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,280 gigs sometimes. Can I give you a hug? 852 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,920 No. Why? 853 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,360 I don't know you and you're a 57 year old man and you're not 854 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,640 wearing trousers. But yeah, I think I'd be some 855 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,320 sort of cute, cute but vicious thing because everybody knows, 856 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,760 you know, if you stepped to me, you know, I will scrub you. 857 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:32,520 So yeah, maybe like a koala. A koala, you know, cute people 858 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,080 love them, Really popular. But if you get close enough, I 859 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,560 could rip your stomach out, you know? 860 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,760 So probably something like that. Jamie says if you woke up 861 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,440 tomorrow and fluently knew a second language, which one would 862 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,000 you choose and what situation could you find yourself in that 863 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,480 it would prove most useful? I mean, I guess if I was in the 864 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,160 country where they spoke that language, you know, if I spoke 865 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,400 Spanish, I could find myself in a situation would be useful 866 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,440 would be being in Spain, you know, because I would then be 867 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,840 able to speak their language. By the way, showed it to my blue 868 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,800 blue Nike tracksuit bottoms that a lot of people watching 869 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,560 probably didn't think I was wearing, but I am if I could 870 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:15,320 wake up fluent in another language, probably Mandarin, 871 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,400 maybe something like that, because that would be fun to 872 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,040 just like ring friends and family and just start going into 873 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,200 fluent Mandarin and it's also some a language I don't really 874 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,440 know anything about. Let me just see what English to 875 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,800 Mandarin. Let's see what tea was Me 876 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:37,480 podcast is in Mandarin English to mand Mandarin. 877 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:48,840 Yep, OK, tea with me podcast. That would translate before I 878 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:53,240 hit how it sounds as Hiro Ikihichabok. 879 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,920 Now I've had a star, but that without knowing any Mandarin 880 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:05,640 here I'll play Huawei Chi Huawei Kisha Boka. 881 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,440 Hey Oishi, a Cha Boca tea with me podcast. 882 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:22,200 So let me see listen to tea with me podcast. 883 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,280 So if you know anyone that's Mandarin or if you live in 884 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,000 Mandarinia, I want you to go up to people and say thing he woke. 885 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:40,600 We watch a Cha Boca tea with me respectful. 886 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,520 That's what that is, respectful because I've done my best there 887 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,520 and but I don't know if I'm fluent yet. 888 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,200 So yeah, I think that'll be pretty cool. 889 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,920 Maybe learn Mandarin or Latin because it's extinct, but you'd 890 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,560 still have a few like people that probably still speak it, 891 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,640 you know, like older Italian people. 892 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,000 I'm not too sure, but I'm sure that the Pompeii, that volcano 893 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,400 cloud and stuff, really sly, Really, really sly. 894 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,320 Someone's asked me to get Francis Higgins, the Viper onto 895 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,480 the podcast because I got on Colgan on last week. 896 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,640 Yeah, I will certainly ask. I've met him before. 897 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,960 Very pleasant guy. I think he'd be a good podcast 898 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:12,720 guest. So we'll try. 899 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,800 Adam Black says. Big question. 900 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,920 Maybe you weren't a girl's hoodie. 901 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,200 This is the Instagram story I put up asking for questions. 902 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,400 I wasn't at the time, but I have worn girls hoodies before. 903 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,320 I would do it again in the future. 904 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,480 My style transcends gender when it comes to fashion. 905 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,880 I have worn stuff that yes, is fine. 906 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,120 And if you want to call it the woman section, he can because 907 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,920 that is what it's called. But I'm not I'm not I'm not 908 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,320 worried about that. The hoodie you saw me where it 909 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,400 was a night hoodie that I got given because everyone knows 910 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,120 we've got that big night hook up from a man. 911 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,560 Stevie just gave me like a loader like those in night gear. 912 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,880 And so whenever you're getting free premium night gear, you 913 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,360 don't worry about what the gender of it. 914 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,680 Like if he'd given me in like sports bra, I don't worn it 915 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,720 because he gave me it, you know, So I don't think that matters 916 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,160 what it is. And I would say that people in 917 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:11,000 glass houses shouldn't that shouldn't throw stones. 918 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:16,360 So next time you're next time you're wearing your your mum's 919 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,080 pants and bra, make sure the cameras are there. 920 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,480 All right. So, so no, I wasn't, but yes, I 921 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,640 would. Matthew Mernan says, Hey man, 922 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,880 talk about alcohol free beer and what Matthew Mernan has done 923 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,000 there. The vindictive little bitch is 924 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,680 sent a picture of a sketch I did during the week mate wiser, 925 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,080 where we did like a lockdown drinking beer sketch. 926 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,240 And yes, in it I'm supposed to be drinking a can of beer, but 927 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:45,840 as that little hawk eyed bitch has show me, here I am drinking 928 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,200 alcohol free beer in it. But I'm trying to hide it with 929 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,680 my fingers and I thought I'd be able to because I have very long 930 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,360 fingers, but I've done a bad job of it. 931 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,320 So fuck you Matthew Merlin. Yes, that is true. 932 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,000 I don't drink beer. Why? 933 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,800 Because I do not consume gluten. Why? 934 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:05,640 Religious reasons. It doesn't align with my 935 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,440 beliefs. No, I just, I just. 936 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,320 Gluten just doesn't really agree with me. 937 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,480 So. Oh yeah, right. 938 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:18,760 So we have non alcoholic beers in the house because sometimes 939 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:23,040 when a pal calls over, you know, say, say friends of ours come 940 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,440 over and one of them's driving, you want to be able to say, 941 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,320 listen, there's a couple of alcohol free beers there if you 942 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,040 want one of you be 10s. It's nice to be able to see what 943 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,440 I mean. Always taking care of people, 944 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,520 making sure people are having a good time so they're in the 945 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,200 house. I don't have any beers because I 946 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:43,000 don't consume gluten. Because of our Lord, because of 947 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,680 our Lord Dale Winton, right? So, so yes, Matthew, I did my 948 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:47,400 best. All right, mate. 949 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,960 I didn't have beers, but I improvised. 950 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,960 I do have a lot of cider in the house. 951 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,160 I don't really. This doesn't answer your que, 952 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,680 fuck you, right? This doesn't answer your 953 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,120 question and I'll leave that there. 954 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,800 But I love the idea, especially in lockdown, about the weekend, 955 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,240 having a few drinks, going on a session, getting blitzed in the 956 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,040 house. I never nowadays have more than 957 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,680 one drink. Sometimes I have a second glass 958 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,520 of wine every, every now and again, but I always have like 959 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,840 cider in the fridge and I'm like, yes, mate and all. 960 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,880 And then I have one and I go, let's, let's, let's have water 961 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,120 now. You know, I don't know. 962 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,520 I don't know what I like the idea of drinking now way more 963 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,120 than I like drinking. So the big, the big pint monster 964 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,920 of days might be numbered on the drinking game. 965 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,600 I don't know. But Matthew, thanks for your 966 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,920 question. Go fuck yourself, Jerry Morgan 967 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,400 said. Jerry Morgan, by the way, one of 968 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,360 the finest drummers in the land. OK, this man has drummed and I 969 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,560 don't even need to look at a profile to know this because I 970 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,920 know Jerry. Jerry's drummed for I think 9 971 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,520 horn James Bay. All right, loads of loads of JC 972 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,640 Stewart who I've had on the podcast Top Musical Acts and 973 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:56,520 he's a fine drummer from Pump. Jerry says why can't we sanction 974 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,600 A2 metre social isolation rule against horseflies? 975 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,440 I woke up with a fucker of a sting between my eyes. 976 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,360 Also, if you could be a stinging insect, what would you be and 977 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,280 why? Or would you would you just be a 978 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,160 fucking hippie butterfly? Just a thought. 979 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,720 Butterflies are definitely hippies aren't they? 980 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,120 Like butterflies serve no purpose. 981 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,160 They're not trying to like eat any other animals, they're not 982 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,400 trying to fuck about. They're just happy to float 983 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,120 around. And yeah, like they would, if 984 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,560 butterflies could shop, they would. 985 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,960 They would go to fresh garbage in Belfast for sure. 986 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:31,320 Hippie Central. So I think horseflies yeah, I 987 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,080 don't even know what those are half horse half fly. 988 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,720 I'm I'm guessing, but like they're flies with the head of 989 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,400 full-sized head of a horse. No, I don't know, man, I'm sorry 990 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:45,240 to hear that you got you got stung up, but I would like to be 991 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,040 would like to be a mosquito because they get lot of respect. 992 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,640 Like people are really scared of them because of the damage they 993 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,360 can do. But I would be a dead on 994 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,640 mosquito and I'd be saying to the rest of the lads like here, 995 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,560 don't be don't be stinging anybody, you know, but I'd still 996 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,720 be buzzing about travel and enjoying myself. 997 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,120 But then I just wouldn't I wouldn't I would be a mosquito 998 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,240 that lives in the third world, But then I would start spreading 999 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,520 the message of let's fly, not sting, you know, let's just fly 1000 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,040 for the crack. And we don't need this thing 1001 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,560 people because it's sly or they don't, they don't sting, they 1002 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,400 suck the blood. But but I would, if I, yeah, I 1003 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,240 would, I would befriend A hippie butterfly who could make me 1004 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,320 like, like a vegan blood, you know, like, like because they 1005 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,000 being all the alternative stuff. So I would just be like, lads, 1006 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,440 we don't need to suck the blood of children and all people and 1007 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,080 all that and make them sick. Here's what we can do. 1008 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,080 Buy pints of this. And I would just be, well, there 1009 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,800 wouldn't be pints because they're so small. 1010 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:42,600 It'd be a thimble, a thimble of vegan blood, artisan vegan 1011 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:50,360 blood, with a blueberry compote, something like that, Connell 1012 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,600 Sweeney says. Can you take requests for skits, 1013 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:57,480 like sketches? Yeah, kind of. 1014 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,200 But it probably probably won't. I don't mean that in the sly 1015 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:07,880 way, but then I'm always, but not to continue from the 1016 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,400 mosquito theme. I'm always buzzing about with 1017 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,880 ideas, so I don't know if if if it was a good idea. 1018 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,600 Go Yeah, sign interest. Maybe I'll do. 1019 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:19,080 It'll give you a credit for it. But, you know, probably, 1020 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,920 probably, probably not. And I don't mean nothing 1021 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:26,280 offensive way, but I don't know. Am I open to ideas for sketches? 1022 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,840 No. But I'll tell you what I will do 1023 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,360 if anyone's like here. I'm thinking about doing this 1024 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,040 sketch. What do you think? 1025 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,440 This. I'll tell you if I think it's 1026 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:35,880 good or not. Always, Michael. 1027 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,880 All right. OK. 1028 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:41,320 This is not yeah, that's not. I'm going to take a screenshot 1029 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,080 of that so that I definitely reply to it. 1030 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,120 It's not podcast related, but it is football related, so I'm 1031 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,960 always there to entertain it. Bean sets gets in touch and says 1032 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,640 talk about prank calls, please. Man, I used to do so many prank 1033 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,560 calls whenever I was a kid. Oh my God, yeah. 1034 00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,800 That's bad though, you know, But also, I think those adults you 1035 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,720 would do would know when they're like, Oh yeah, they're all 1036 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,640 playing alone. But we me, oh fuck me and this 1037 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,200 guy went to school with we used to pretend we had a micro 1038 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,960 scooter company, John Mills micro scooters. 1039 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,760 He he came up with that and I don't know why, why the name 1040 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,200 John Mills? We didn't know anyone called 1041 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,840 John Mills. And he used to try and sell 1042 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,240 micro scooters to people over the phone. 1043 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,440 I mean he wasn't taking credit card details, but he was like 1044 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,640 talking about all the features of the of the micro scooter. 1045 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,640 That sounds like such a shit banter, but the time it was 1046 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,400 quite funny. I have a friend who did a prank 1047 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,720 phone call once whenever we were like 1415 and it backfired 1048 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:45,240 massively, massively. He phoned a random number, a 1049 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:51,720 random number and like basically said that someone like we know 1050 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,080 where you live and all that was not. 1051 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,400 This guy was never normally doing calls like that. 1052 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,920 He must have just had like an extra kind of lilt or found the 1053 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,680 exotic and just lost the run of himself. 1054 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,280 By the way, I'm saying this as if like, I think it's going to 1055 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,280 go like someone's going to go to gaol. 1056 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,280 I wasn't there, OK, I just heard about it. 1057 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:15,280 And then he'd actually phoned an off duty undercover police 1058 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,680 officer's house and the police like showed up, but a week later 1059 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,480 to his house and we're like, what's happening here? 1060 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,480 And he was like, Oh no, his parents were like, oh, he's just 1061 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,520 a child. Like he didn't mean to do this. 1062 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,880 And he nearly got into so much shit. 1063 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,240 So I haven't done prank phone calls since then, apart from the 1064 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,440 Boy Tone podcast where we do them pretty much every week. 1065 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,880 But but they're just silly. You can see loads of those on 1066 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,240 Facebook Boy Time podcast. You can you can check all those 1067 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,240 like I need to hit record on the camera again. 1068 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,480 There we go, we're back. But yeah, prank phone calls are 1069 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:53,640 sometimes funny, but like, not if you're doing ringing the same 1070 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,720 person loads or whatever. Don't be doing them right? 1071 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,600 Don't be doing them. Connell says. 1072 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,120 He sends me a picture of a newspaper headline says Mike 1073 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,720 Tyson reportedly offered a zookeeper 9 grand to let him 1074 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,480 fight a huge silverback gorilla during a romantic night out with 1075 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:11,480 his ex. Yeah, I can believe that Tyson 1076 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,000 would have done that. And you know what? 1077 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,280 I don't know if I could call who would win that fight. 1078 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,720 I mean, you'd like to think a huge silverback gorilla would 1079 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:22,720 beat the fuck out of any human but Tyson back then, like if he 1080 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,760 was in his early mid 20s, I don't know. 1081 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,040 It's good. And do they have ear? 1082 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,040 Do gorillas have ears? Because you know, chances are 1083 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,240 Mike would be leaving that cage with, with a knockout and also 1084 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,320 an ear, you know, which would be pretty sly. 1085 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:43,040 I saw a video once this is this is really going back to when I 1086 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:48,160 was about 16 where some lads got into Belfast Zoo at night and 1087 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,680 they were on a tree. This guy climbed the tree and he 1088 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,480 was filming with an old Nokia phone. 1089 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:58,600 Not so long ago, it was over an enclosure of like fucking lions 1090 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,080 or tigers or something. And he wasn't like that close, 1091 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,320 but he was still over the over the pen just a little bit. 1092 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:11,680 And I remember at the time, like having serious scaredness about, 1093 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:15,480 you know, like anxiety about that, like temporarily about 1094 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,640 that. I'm going, Oh my God, that's not 1095 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:24,360 fun, you know, And if anyone knows more about that, tell me 1096 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,320 because I'm, I'm pretty sure everyone got that infrared to 1097 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,160 their phones. I'm on that right? 1098 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,000 Freak me out. I just thought about that again. 1099 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,720 I really hated it. Heather says what? 1100 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,960 What are the worst ideas or new hobbies you've seen people take 1101 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,920 up since quarantine started? I was sick of hearing people 1102 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,560 talk about making banana breads until I myself started making 1103 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,880 banana breads and I've absolutely killed it. 1104 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,920 So probably that I'm making banana bread now. 1105 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:54,120 I've got the usual mix and I read the package and I see what 1106 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,600 it tells me to use and then I go fuck that. 1107 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,960 This is going to be my own signature dish. 1108 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,400 I've started putting blueberries, raisbins, raisins 1109 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,320 and raisins in it. And also don't don't say this to 1110 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,680 Lloyd, but I've started crumbling up a hobnob and 1111 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,360 putting it over the top of the mix for a wee crunchy top. 1112 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,840 Sorry, sorry, I'm not sorry. I'm knocking them out of the 1113 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,120 park. But yeah, people definitely are 1114 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,600 doing weird things. Kevin said. 1115 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,040 How much are pints of tenants in the student bar at Queens these 1116 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,360 days, man, I don't know. I think they knocked that down, 1117 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,240 dude. That Queens student Union. 1118 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,480 I don't know. I don't think I've ever ordered 1119 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,240 attendance in my life, but I'd imagine like feel like back in 1120 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,040 the day I pint attendance whenever I was about 1617 was 1121 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,960 like, you know, EDA P And I think now it can't be much more 1122 00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,080 than that. I have no idea. 1123 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,400 Also, if tenants want to sponsor this podcast, get in touch 1124 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,360 because you can't do I don't even know how much a pint. 1125 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,800 I don't know how much a pint is these days because I never go 1126 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,440 out drinking by myself because I'm not really that into 1127 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,480 drinking. So the old time I do go out 1128 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,720 drinking, it's in a big group and I am I'm a round getter. 1129 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,960 You know, the way some people ditch the round. 1130 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:07,440 I need to make a phone call. I make sure I get him around. 1131 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,440 I mean, I only buy one round. That's what I do. 1132 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,800 If save you by the first round, people in their heads go he's 1133 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,120 already bought 1 and they keep going. 1134 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,320 Is it you're right now I go, not sure I got one. 1135 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,520 They go Oh yeah, but they only associate you with the first 1136 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,800 one. So I do buy a round, but only 1137 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:22,640 the first one of 50, you know, So I have no idea how much pint 1138 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,720 is because you're usually going out in groups of, you know, 1139 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,200 66700. So I have no idea how much 1140 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,040 points are these days. Ronan says. 1141 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,920 What kind of jobs did you have before comedy and what was your 1142 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,000 worst experience with a customer, if you have one? 1143 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,720 I have. Let me try and get these right. 1144 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,680 I've been a dishwasher, a kitchen Porter, a waiter. 1145 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:48,000 I've worked for a magazine. Is that it? 1146 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,400 I, yeah, I worked in a call centre. 1147 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,920 Call centre is my main. I want to work there for a 1148 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,960 couple of years was my worst experience with a customer. 1149 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,320 Don't know if I had anything terrible that stands out all of 1150 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,120 you when you work in a call centre, you don't need me to 1151 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:08,040 tell you, you get so much shit because especially we were, we 1152 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,960 were cold calling people. We were like phoning out to 1153 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,800 people who hadn't been asked to be phoned. 1154 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:18,360 And that was horrific When I look back on it because like I 1155 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,320 would just hang up on cold callers and I'd be like, no, 1156 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,440 sorry, thank you. Hang up. 1157 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,520 Don't phone me again. Hang up. 1158 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,920 But it's the people who wanted to keep you on to give you abuse 1159 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:31,440 that was mad. Like it never because I, I did 1160 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:36,560 stand up then you know, you're getting heckled on stage so 1161 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,520 someone over the phone miles away isn't going to affect you. 1162 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:43,320 But there was definitely people who were like threatening you. 1163 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,320 You know, I remember one guy said he was going to come and 1164 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,880 fuck, come and kill me and I was like slime it. 1165 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,800 I'm just asking if you take a book of raffle tickets, you 1166 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,160 know, overreaction. But them but there was nothing. 1167 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,000 There was nothing really too bad. 1168 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,320 I worked as a waiter for a while, like a short while. 1169 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,360 I was a dishwasher there mainly, but in cultural Yacht Club in 1170 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,400 the restaurant, and I didn't have a bad customer service 1171 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,520 experience or customer experience, but I was so shit as 1172 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,880 a waiter. Oh my God, The woman showed me 1173 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,480 how to do the job went So here's the thing. 1174 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,200 You just get loads of plates from people and then you just 1175 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,240 scrape it all on the one plate that's on the end of your hand 1176 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,720 and you keep all them on the flat of your arm. 1177 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,240 And she was, she had like 9 plates at a time. 1178 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,480 I never got past two plates. I had two hands. 1179 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,800 So I took two plates and I was never going to get better at it. 1180 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,720 And then they said you want to go back to being a kitchen 1181 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,240 border. And I said, eh, yes, please. 1182 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,120 Sigh. Seb. 1183 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:44,200 Seb says you're such a comedian. Please make Keith Grey summer 1184 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,040 soccer school Part 2. First of all, thank you for the 1185 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,520 compliment. I concur. 1186 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,480 I fully agree. And yeah, I'm thinking about 1187 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:56,040 making Keith Cruz lockdown football summer school video for 1188 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,760 the kids. You know, like this sort of 1189 01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,120 thing you can do in your back garden. 1190 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,640 But I need to have a bit of a think about it. 1191 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,880 I'll think how to work that out because I'm sure I can. 1192 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,400 I'm sure I can. So. 1193 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,000 Well, Seb, thanks. Thanks for enjoying the videos. 1194 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,320 I appreciate it. Daniel Hackett says have you 1195 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,280 seen the Nolan Inside Hyde Bank show? 1196 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,280 Get all over it. Good few laughs all round. 1197 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:22,320 No but I've heard a lot about it and I think what we should do is 1198 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,040 probably talk about it on the next podcast that I'm doing by 1199 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,800 myself. So Stephen Nolan has gone in the 1200 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,440 Hyde Bank Young Offenders Centre to like interview like inmates 1201 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,560 and stuff like that. And my mate sent me the 1st 30 1202 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,480 seconds of it and hey, those guys are so sly. 1203 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,200 Those guys are giving Nolan so much abuse. 1204 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,040 And then this guard in the backhoe, sorry, no it's not. 1205 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,600 Got the head there. So this is something I 1206 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,320 definitely want to watch. Definitely want to watch. 1207 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,040 I've seen a lot in social media about the people talking about, 1208 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,760 oh, you have to watch it, so I will and we'll talk about that 1209 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,560 next week. Daniel. 1210 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,240 That is not a podcast question. That's somebody asking me to do 1211 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:06,560 something for money. And that makes me happy because 1212 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:10,520 I like money and I don't make money because there's no stand 1213 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:15,720 up and there's not going to be for 50s, but it'll be sweet. 1214 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,520 It'll be definitely sweet. Guys, That was that was your 1215 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,440 listeners questions. Thanks very much for everybody 1216 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,280 that sent those in. I appreciate it. 1217 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,000 We do listeners questions on the solo episodes, not always with 1218 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,920 the guests, but I tell you what, if you made it this far on the 1219 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:31,360 podcast, congratulations. If you want to send over some 1220 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,480 questions for my interview with Jamie Lee O'Donnell from Derry 1221 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:38,200 Girls, that's going to be in next week's podcast, do it at 1222 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,520 the tvpodcast@gmail.com. So send them over to there. 1223 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,160 We'll we'll get those together and we'll maybe do some of 1224 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,960 those. And then the Patreons for sure 1225 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,520 send us your questions because you know, the Patreons get like 1226 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,720 the velvet rope lifted up and they get, they go through the 1227 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,040 VIP. That's just the way it is. 1228 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,760 I'm sorry. OK, I'm really sorry. 1229 01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,320 But if you wanted to find a plug for patreonpatreon.com/tea with 1230 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:05,000 me podcast, the community Rescue that we talked about in the 1231 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,000 middle of the podcast, go check out their website and then and 1232 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,040 see the great work they're doing. 1233 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,840 If you can make a small donation, that would be 1234 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:15,200 brilliant. Let me one more time say yes to 1235 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,960 the NHS staff and everybody that's still out working, you 1236 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,480 know, providing key work, massive amount of respect for 1237 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:29,000 you and keep doing, keep doing what you're doing because you 1238 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,040 forget that we rely on so many people. 1239 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:35,720 You know, we really do. We need people to be to be 1240 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,920 packaging food for us, you know, we need people to be working in 1241 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,720 in customer service, you know, so when we go to the 1242 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,880 supermarkets, people are on the tails stack in the shelves, all 1243 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:51,120 that and them and you know, it's it's it's phenomenal that so 1244 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:55,160 many people are especially especially health, health staff, 1245 01:04:55,160 --> 01:05:00,400 frontline workers are just out there being heroes, you know, so 1246 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:06,320 so a massive a massive cheers, my tea cup to you guys, everyone 1247 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,000 this lesson than watched. I appreciate it. 1248 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,600 If you just listen and you want to see the video version, see me 1249 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,840 in all my glory and check out my blue Nike tracksuit bottoms. 1250 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,040 That's that's on YouTube. Shane told to me podcast. 1251 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,840 You know you'll find it and if you just watch the video 1252 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,480 version, you want to hear the audio one to have on your 1253 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,160 headphones or take with you on your commute to work or when you 1254 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,280 go around to your uncle's house to play darts, whatever it is 1255 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,400 after lockdown, by the way, don't be doing that now that's 1256 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,360 it's everywhere. Apple podcast, Spotify, you name 1257 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,840 it, it's their mate tea with me podcast. 1258 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,520 If you if you want to subscribe and rate and review the podcast, 1259 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,680 that'll be really, really class. Got loads of good guests coming 1260 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,240 up. Loads of good guests have asked 1261 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:50,440 a recent guest, I'll just give you a clue, Mountain guys, to 1262 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,760 come and do another episode because we had a lot of fun. 1263 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,520 So we'll see what the crack with that is. 1264 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,680 But as always, I'm buzzing about this podcast. 1265 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,240 I'm having a great time doing it, bringing you 3 episodes a 1266 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,280 week. And then it's great for me 1267 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,960 because it's keeping me on the on the straight and narrow. 1268 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,880 You know what I mean? It's keeping me having something 1269 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,480 to do, like a real purpose of like, no, I've got to get this 1270 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,160 out. You know, we've got to get this 1271 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:20,040 out because I have 3 listeners in Cameroon, you know, and, and 1272 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,520 yeah, I appreciate you following me on tech talk. 1273 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,640 Oh, do you want to just double? Will we just check and see if we 1274 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,720 have any tech talk comments of people saying why have you 1275 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,840 hashtagged BTS? It's going to be so sly if 1276 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:34,200 there's no, if there's no comments on this, there's two 1277 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:40,320 comments. Louise Beckett says Ronan 1278 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,000 Keating, who is right Because I was singing a bit of boys on 1279 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,600 there. And I'm glad that you picked 1280 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,960 that up and I'm glad that you have accepted that I'm a better 1281 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:51,600 singer than Ronan Keaton. We'll get Ronan on the pod. 1282 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,560 Let's do it. Let's get Ronan Keaton on the 1283 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:54,280 podcast. Guys. 1284 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,480 I'm in a great mood. I'm going to go and drink 7 more 1285 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,200 cups of tea before this day. I'm going to plan some more 1286 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,040 guests. I'm going to beg producer Dan to 1287 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,920 take me back. Take me back, baby. 1288 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,560 Come back with a bye, bye, bye bye and and we'll just we'll 1289 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,640 just drink tea. We'll be merry. 1290 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:13,720 I will see you on I'll see you on Monday. 1291 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,480 If you're a Patreon episode listener, main producer Dan will 1292 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,840 record an episode Sunday. I'll see you on Wednesday. 1293 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,280 I'll see you on Friday and we're just going to keep that going. 1294 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:27,040 And with you user with me, we're drinking tea that rhymes and 1295 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,960 let's leave it there. This outro has been way too 1296 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,600 long, but it's a bit like having company again that people that 1297 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,480 haven't seen in ages, like use the listeners. 1298 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,520 And I don't want to let you go. It's like when your postman 1299 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,360 comes round and he goes, can you sign for this? 1300 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:41,360 And I go, I'll sign for it mate, if you stay here for 15 minutes 1301 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,000 and talk to me about anything, you know, and then he's like, 1302 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,280 I'm going to have to file another complaint. 1303 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,480 And I go, actually don't worry about it. 1304 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,480 I'll let you go about your business guys, sip, sip. 1305 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,200 Take it easy. Thanks for joining me. 1306 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,000 See you next time please.