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No, it's not. 37 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,440 It's just Northern Ireland's best selling tea. 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,080 That's really what it is. The Thompsons family since the 39 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:25,800 8, literally the 1800s, which is, you know, that's when they 40 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,280 started doing tea, which is makes them the, some of the 41 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,600 people that have been doing something for the longest time 42 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:36,240 ever in the world. That is that fact like the 8th. 43 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,920 Like imagine if you're drinking Punjana, cup of Punjana, if 44 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,520 you're drinking Thompson's tea and then you go back in a time 45 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,960 machine to the 1800s, you would start explaining what you were 46 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,400 drinking the people and then 1800s it would go, sire, we know 47 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,840 what that is. We drink it too. 48 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,680 Panjana Northern Ireland's number one selling tea, 49 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,960 Thompson's Tea do a wide range of teas. 50 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,960 The Thompson's family are so busy, if they're not travelling 51 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,720 to different tea fields around the world, they're tasting tea 52 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,080 and they're making sure it tastes good for your mouth and 53 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:10,040 lips and throat. Panjana Northern Ireland's 54 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,520 number one folks, it's a guest episode today. 55 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,560 My guest is, I hope he's not offended by this, but a cheeky 56 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,960 little guy. He really really, really is. 57 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,080 He is the worst. He's the worst. 58 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:29,520 My guest is someone who whenever I put it out on Patreon, also 59 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,840 let me plug patreon.com/T with me podcast. 60 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,960 We do a bonus episode see at the see. 61 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,200 At the minute we're doing too much on Patreon. 62 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,680 I'm not comfortable with it. We're doing bonus episodes on a 63 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,760 Monday, whether that's one in the studio or I'm on this 64 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,720 outdoor tour, which we're going to be talking about. 65 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,640 Sometimes on the way there or back. 66 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,440 We just record an episode in the car. 67 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,720 What about last week when me and Patty McDonald went to do a 68 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,800 wedding and then we had the drive from Lauren to Ballymena 69 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,320 at 600 mile an hour. We did an episode. 70 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,800 Patty was telling me about UDA raves that used to take place on 71 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,240 the route where we were driving and then he would get a phone 72 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,320 call every 5 minutes from the bride and have to go. 73 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,160 I'm 2 minutes away and I was like, Patty, we're 27 minutes 74 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,600 away. Fun. 75 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,160 Also, we're doing like EUR Watchalongs as well. 76 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,200 No one asks for that. It's not the best kind of thing 77 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,880 when nobody asks for it. I mean, in terms of podcasts. 78 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,640 So we've got loads. We've got too much on there. 79 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,560 patreon.com/TTP podcast. But I put it out and I said 80 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,320 who's been the best guest of the year? 81 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,640 I asked the Patreons, I asked the sippers, and one of the top 82 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,000 answers was my friend right here. 83 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:40,760 Ladies and gentlemen, it is none other than the West Belfast guy. 84 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,160 No, wait, let me give you a great intro. 85 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,360 He's the man with the master plan. 86 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,680 He's the guy that wears silk pyjamas. 87 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,880 He's in the he wears school trousers and he left a long time 88 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,960 ago. It is none other than the 89 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:04,600 People's Prince or Diana. Aaron Butler. 90 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,680 Aaron Butler. Thanks. 91 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,600 For that mate. We've seen each other a lot this 92 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,520 week. We've seen each other a lot, 93 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,880 which is not uncommon for us. But because we because of Covad 94 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,680 Gross, we hadn't been able to see each other for a long time 95 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,200 and now we're back. It's like we never stopped 96 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,120 spending time together. It does feel like we've just 97 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,600 picked up where we just left off It's nice. 98 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,880 And you forget like people's quirks. 99 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,200 Yes. Like during like during COVID 100 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,880 and stuff, you know, you, you have this romantic idea of your 101 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,760 mate, you know, like in locked. I mean, you're like, remember 102 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,800 that person, like, oh, what they're like. 103 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,800 And then you meet up with them again and you're like, Oh yeah. 104 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,680 But remember, like this kind of stuff too. 105 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,240 Like for example, you've, you're just going to like move in your 106 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,680 own house, right? You've got the keys. 107 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,560 By the way. Everyone who listened to this 108 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,320 podcast is so invested in you moving into your house. 109 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,440 People always like ask Aaron how he like the new gas going and 110 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,640 stuff. But let me say this, you know 111 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,960 the guy at the ripe old age of 43, I need independence. 112 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,440 You know, I just want to do my own thing. 113 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,400 Moved out of his parents house for a new chapter, a new 114 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,120 challenge, moved 3 Doors Down basically. 115 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,320 I mean, yeah, it's close. You can. 116 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,080 See your mom and dad's house. Yeah, I could, but here's how 117 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,320 you here's what's great about forgetting how weird you 118 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,080 yourself and your friends are. Yes. 119 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,440 And you said to me, we're talking about the house way back 120 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,320 on the way to the gig the other night. 121 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,280 And you said you're like, you're like a technology guy, aren't 122 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,120 you? Like you like devices and 123 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,040 gadgets and gizmos. Huge nerds. 124 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,120 Remember the gadget shop in Castle Court? 125 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,360 Yes, I used to love that place. I know you did. 126 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,800 And they had like disco balls for no reason and all all sorts 127 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,960 of weird that that thing where you put your hand and then it 128 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,240 did like a wee print of it and then it would just disappear 129 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,280 right away. What were those? 130 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,000 About that, my dad used to put his cock in that. 131 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:02,200 And he still has it framed. He got it all encased so just in 132 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,880 case, but Ulster Folk Museum there. 133 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:08,080 But yeah, you said to me Ulster folk music. 134 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:13,960 You said to me, oh man, just thought you think this is cool, 135 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,240 You go. I got a wee post box for Amazon 136 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,720 and I went, oh, right, what's up? 137 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,240 And you went, it's so you can get Amazon deliveries without 138 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,800 them leaving it around the side or whatever it getting nicked. 139 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,880 So Dan, have you heard about this? 140 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,480 An Amazon post box? So what are you thinking in your 141 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,160 head? You thinking just like a little 142 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,200 slit somewhere below your post box at the front of your house, 143 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,120 just like a flop or something pretty small. 144 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,960 Something pretty small. This fucking guy has moved into 145 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:47,040 his first house and he's decided to put a full fucking filing 146 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,040 cabinet out the front of it. It's like a massive iron filing 147 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:50,640 cabinet. He goes. 148 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,560 That's where the Amazon man can pop it in. 149 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,640 You could put a walrus into it. What are you getting delivered 150 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,240 from Amazon and why is it that big? 151 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,960 It's just a it's just a parcel box. 152 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,920 Maybe you're not in. You ordered something. 153 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,400 You don't want to miss it. You don't want to have to go 154 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,440 down to the Royal Mail building and stand Toon Street with all 155 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,520 the rest of the retrobate. That would be better, and it's 156 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,880 reprobates, not retrobates. Retrobates, because they're old 157 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,600 school, but they're retrobates all right. 158 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,760 They're old people and they're reprobates. 159 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,560 What is the word? I don't know what the word is. 160 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,240 Reprobates. Yeah, I don't even know. 161 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,840 Do you know sometimes you get in this stupid conversation and you 162 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,000 feel stupider? This is it that but. 163 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,600 Yeah, yeah, I think going down to Tomb St and stuff is less 164 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,360 hassle than having a TARDIS at the front of your. 165 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,440 House it is. It is you. 166 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,159 And you're the guy who would 100% purchase the TARDIS for the 167 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,480 front of your house, You fucking weird as? 168 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,320 Decor yeah. Well, I looked at online and I 169 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,000 met like I got I got tape measure and was like measuring 170 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,159 it being like, how's this going to sit at my front? 171 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,280 I was like, yeah, that'll be like a great fit. 172 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,720 And then it arrived on like a pallet with with five fellas 173 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,080 lifting it and I was like, oh, I've definitely overestimated 174 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,720 the measurements. You're like, who's died? 175 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,520 You thought of Coffin was coming down the road. 176 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:03,440 Nigerian guys. What's up bro? 177 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,120 That never, not that never doesn't make me laugh. 178 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,960 Nigerian guy, Nigerian guys. And people are like you, Have 179 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,840 you seen this? Yeah, We, I think we talked 180 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,720 about the podcast before. I love that. 181 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,680 We need to start putting it after stand up clips of mine the 182 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,360 the after flipping castle derg the other. 183 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,120 Shout out to those. Guys, well, look, let's talk 184 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,280 about so like we're back, the booms back. 185 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,800 It's weird, isn't it? Because it's just strange how 186 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,680 you just get straight back into it. 187 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,480 That's like, yeah, like you thought there was. 188 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,200 I don't know. I didn't, I didn't know what to 189 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,160 think. Obviously there was like we had 190 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,080 the first sort of locked in and we came back again and then that 191 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,480 lockdown. Now we're back again, but that 192 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,040 the second one felt way worse than the first one, you know 193 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:43,920 what I mean? Yeah. 194 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,120 In terms of stand up, in terms of like there was a part during 195 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,720 the second where I was like, when are we? 196 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,000 You just felt like what, what? When are we going to do this 197 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,920 again or what's it going to feel like? 198 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,840 And the 1st. Comeback like September, 199 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,720 October, sort of time felt like it was like purgatory, like 200 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,120 there were good gigs, but it felt like all let's make the 201 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,040 most of this while we can. Whereas now I think everyone's 202 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,760 more relaxed because you're like, I think we're back, yeah. 203 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,080 Are we back? I think we're back. 204 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,520 We're back doing. Outdoors stuff and I I kind of 205 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,680 like the sorry van. Morrison. 206 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,440 What do you say I suddenly. Van Morrison I'm like, are we 207 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,240 back? And then very quickly turn into, 208 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,200 you know. Be careful, call people evil. 209 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,840 Van Morrison I-75 What are you doing with your life? 210 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,360 The the. But I think, I think we're, I 211 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,320 think it's but like do like, do you think there will be another 212 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,880 lockdown? I mean, I would hope not, but. 213 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,640 And after the last year, I don't know anything anymore. 214 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,040 You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I just don't know. 215 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,000 It's like I. Don't know if out of. 216 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,320 It, yeah. Or if we're still in, in and 217 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,600 there's so much conflict and stuff and it's just like, I 218 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,360 don't know. All I know is the outdoor gigs 219 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,120 are nice and they have a very different sort of charm to them, 220 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:51,920 I think. Yeah. 221 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,800 And the idea is like, look, let's go to every hole in the 222 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,240 hedge. Let's go to all the play because 223 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:01,440 you do like your normal circuit of like Pugs, Laveries, 224 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,600 Limelight and you get used to that. 225 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,360 And like don't get me wrong, there's some of my favourite 226 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,440 gigs, but what I want to do this time was like, let's just travel 227 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,240 the places and like have fun because that is huge. 228 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,600 Part of it is just enjoying the journey there and talking shit 229 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,880 on the way back and all that sort of thing. 230 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,440 But we did Castle Derg. So last week the tour started. 231 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,200 We did Castle Derg last Wednesday, Wednesday Wednesday 232 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,880 and honestly like I'd heard bad reports from friends of ours 233 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,680 about one particular gig in Castlederg like years ago and it 234 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,480 always like stuck with me. So that makes that made me want 235 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,640 to go do it. When I hear something I got I'm 236 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,160 like fuck, let me see. And it was unreal. 237 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,280 It was. Good. 238 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,960 I mean, it was my first gig back yeah, it's like this year 239 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,920 basically, or in a long, long time. 240 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,800 So for me it was a bit of a nerve, nerve wracking one, but 241 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,360 we. We sort of flipped it because 242 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:57,240 then the next night we did top of the town and we had the other 243 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:01,360 that's you and Jordan opened and news came off and we're like, 244 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,440 yeah, it was good. Nice crowd, but like nervous and 245 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:09,120 just couldn't get going. And then last week doing Antrim 246 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,480 the night after use, killed in the first half and I thought I 247 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,920 had a difficult one doing my set in the second-half. 248 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,680 You had a. Difficult one, but that's 249 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,280 because they were a bit more difficult. 250 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,680 I think it was just more of an alcohol thing where it was like, 251 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,680 oh, we're we're half plastered here, so we're going to make a 252 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,360 lot of noise. Yeah, like that's definitely. 253 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,400 The risk with stand up, just all of a sudden being back, people 254 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,440 like you forget. Like this could be people's 255 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,360 first night out. Yeah, since lockdown. 256 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:38,360 So like, I never like, there's no like, anger of me being like, 257 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,400 fuck's sake, everyone's heckling and drunk. 258 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,120 It's going to happen. The old time. 259 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:47,280 Yeah, But even then it was like, we've done far worse gigs than 260 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,240 that. Oh yeah. 261 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:53,200 But it is like, it was like, annoying because from when it 262 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,880 came back, I did a couple of weddings, which can be tough, 263 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,760 but they were so enjoyable. It was brilliant. 264 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,760 And then, like, the castle Derg loved it, Limelight loved it. 265 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,840 And then the first you, I almost forgot that you have ones where 266 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,320 you're like, fuck, I didn't do as well as I could have there. 267 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,520 So it like, brings you back down to earth. 268 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,720 Yeah. But then you just move on to the 269 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,600 next one and it kind of gives you a little push to, to make 270 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,200 that one really good and really special. 271 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,560 But I thought you did really well. 272 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,120 I mean, the only issue is they weren't really there for 273 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,440 material. So like you're going into bits 274 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,160 and jokes and they're like, I'll just slag my mate, you know what 275 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,000 I mean? I'll give you full credit. 276 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,720 Like you give some great mug offs, which is what they wanted 277 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,560 in the end, you know what I mean? 278 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,600 So when you break it down, like they, they were all delighted, 279 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,680 to be fair, you know, So I was good. 280 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,520 It was so funny. Like during the break they were 281 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,560 just like playing like a bit of music in the venue just over the 282 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,320 PA or whatever and they play there. 283 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,480 Was it Iris? Goo Goo Dolls? 284 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,120 Yes, so I. Went out to like, have a look at 285 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,080 the crowd. Are we sneaky? 286 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,400 That's when I. Knew you were in trouble. 287 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,480 It was like 100. People going and undergoing and 288 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,160 I don't want the world to see me before. 289 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,160 You went literally minutes before you went on stage. 290 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,960 They're all in a group saying a whole place. 291 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,160 You. You if you never. 292 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,520 Went out that night, they'd still be there singing it right 293 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,120 after night. They would have had so I. 294 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,880 Went up to or sound guy and said at they they want to sing along. 295 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,840 So at the end of my set, fuck it, just put on Aerosmith. 296 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,520 I don't want to miss a thing and I will all sing and have a mass 297 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,760 sing along. And then after my set, which was 298 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,800 tough work at times and like don't get around, there was so 299 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,360 many people you could like the people like talking amongst 300 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,640 themselves or shouting stuff out. 301 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,240 Like that's part and parcel of it. 302 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,280 And I love that at times. But once you've cut somebody 303 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,440 down once, that has to be it. And if. 304 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,480 Someone's that drunk, they just keep going. 305 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,760 It's like you're ruining the show and you could see people 306 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,120 round looking at them like fuck up. 307 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,280 But then at the end, so I was like at the end put on. 308 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,600 I don't want to miss the thing by Aerosmith. 309 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,920 We'll all sing along and then whenever I finish my said I'm 310 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,040 not on the end like this, which basically said don't play. 311 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,680 I don't want to miss the thing by Aerosmith because I need to 312 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:07,880 get in my car and go like I'm if I have a bad gig, I'm really 313 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,560 hard on myself and I like to just leave. 314 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,400 And it's not like it's not like leaving in a Hoff for anger. 315 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,240 It's just like I have this weird thing where you know, after 316 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,840 people are so dead on, even if you had a bad show, they're 317 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,560 like, mate, that was brilliant, Nolan. 318 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:27,560 I can't pretend like it was. So I just want to like go and 319 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,520 think about the set and what I could do differently next time. 320 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,840 So the guy, yeah, Johno, who's like the entertainment manager 321 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,120 runs a night in there and I think it's called, it's called 322 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,720 Ultima Cheese. So they have like, you see, as 323 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,520 their logo. And he gave me a baseball hat at 324 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,160 the interval. He's, I guess one of our hats, 325 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,680 you know, fired me. And I was like, cheers. 326 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,240 And it was like way too big for my head. 327 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,800 So I look like, you know, I look, I'll with hats on like I 328 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,640 look, I look like, not like. I'll like, oh, that's I'll more 329 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,640 like more like that's terminal. He's going to. 330 00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:02,200 Meet the Rock. He's he's going to Barry's 331 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,720 amusements. Yeah, yeah. 332 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,080 Instead of Desi like I look like sort of guy. 333 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,720 Instead of going to Disney to meet John Cena, I'm going to 334 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,080 Barry's the medium in homes, you know what I mean? 335 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,520 So. So he gave me this hat and I was 336 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,520 like cheers when I did my set. Obviously also with COVID, you 337 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,080 can't like if you're like chatting the people after and 338 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,640 running people. Yeah, if somebody is like 339 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,800 confirm COVID case and I have my arm around them getting a photo, 340 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,480 I would hate to have to cancel. It would be the responsible 341 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,840 thing to do, cancel some tour shows. 342 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,240 So after as much as, you know, I love doing that, I just have to 343 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,040 like leave. But that gig annoyed me so much 344 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:46,240 just from my like from my own shortcomings or whatever. 345 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,080 I after took my jumper off so I wasn't wearing the same top as I 346 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,640 did on stage. Master of disco put the big. 347 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,680 Baseball hat on and just like the Pink Panther do. 348 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,880 Do do do do. Clark Kent here, just got. 349 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,720 Out and just speed off. I look like a footballer who was 350 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,319 like just about to leave the club in deadline day, driving 351 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,280 out of the parking lot to go and sign for QPR. 352 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,319 You need to. Bring with you in your boot, 353 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,040 like just some Cape or some code or something. 354 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,720 And me and William, when we're bringing, we just put it around 355 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,400 your head and escort you, I think. 356 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,920 That might draw attention, but what if I spent like 1516 grand 357 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,839 on prosthetics and was just like a middle-aged Asian man? 358 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:28,720 It was perfect. Like, and I really got into the 359 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,160 back story of who I was, where I come from. 360 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,360 Maybe that's maybe that's something to do. 361 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,080 Let's look. Into it I mean I also think just 362 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,880 a 5 LB blanket would be way more cheaper for your budget. 363 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,960 Were you chatting? To people after the show. 364 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,840 No. I saw William and as I was 365 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,120 driving away, William was in the Yeah. 366 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,520 William said he got caught like just, I think it was his car at 367 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,920 the front. No, I. 368 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,720 Think it's beside my. I think he got caught. 369 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,920 I think he maybe like, you know, slowly walked to the car and 370 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,880 went, will he tell you? Walk into the car. 371 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,480 Oh yeah. You think he's built a little 372 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,560 bit? No, I got in and nearly drove 373 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,760 through everybody because they were all just standing there and 374 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,560 I was like, well guys, I have to go. 375 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,600 Lucky I did. A Gig and Dairy Mccash, which is 376 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,400 outside Lurgan years ago, like 7-8 years ago. 377 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,920 And it was like me, Mickey, Colin and Sean Haggerty I think. 378 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,960 And it was a fucking shit show. It was a shit show disaster of a 379 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,640 gig. Most rowdy thing you've ever 380 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,360 seen. And everybody just died. 381 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:28,880 And after I was driving so Colin I think was headlining or 382 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,800 Mickey, they were like, we'll go and get the money, get the car 383 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,240 running, we jump in, we drive out of here. 384 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,160 Sounds like you're. Robbing the place, So what we 385 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,440 were. So I'm waiting just with a car 386 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,120 engine running. Yeah, about 100 people that have 387 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,400 been at the gig in this mad place come out to the parking. 388 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,320 I'm saying parking lot, what's called car park, car park. 389 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,200 And they just amassed brawl. I've been. 390 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,240 Hanging out Jordan Robinson too much John Robinson we get yes 391 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,240 for a. Soda and Nando's and our decks 392 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,960 went back inside us. What the fuck are you doing? 393 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,320 You want a soda? I was like don't do sodas here 394 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,680 mate. We'll get you a soda after down 395 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,120 the phone coffee, but don't do sodas. 396 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,640 Ordered burger and soda. I was like, that's too much 397 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,520 bread. And so yeah, I was waiting in 398 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,880 the car for the guys and then a mass brawl broke out in the car 399 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,520 park from everyone. That been the gig. 400 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,280 Like literally 20 fights going on at once and I just had to 401 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,080 like slowly drive around little like navigate round little. 402 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,520 Yeah, I like to just. I like to just leave after. 403 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,280 Do you know what I noticed as well from last night and 404 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,400 Castlederg, not so much, but like from last night especially 405 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:40,000 is like, it's funny because they're all doing table service 406 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,680 now. It's almost like it it, it makes 407 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,480 the chatter increase a bit more because the person's coming over 408 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480 going, what do you want to drink? 409 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,840 And maybe the bar stops whispering to and then they're 410 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,360 shouting back. I'll have a vodka in G And then 411 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,160 someone else hears it and starts talking. 412 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:58,080 And that's sort of that, that's a wee bit like of a dynamic we 413 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,160 need to work around like, but it's, it's definitely makes it 414 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,960 more difficult. Luck. 415 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,560 Yeah. Do you think it'd be better if 416 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,760 you communicated your drink or just like by your face you 417 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,560 could? Just So, what am I? 418 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:17,160 Asking you for here poppers. That's a few pints. 419 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,640 That's a few pints. Show me the game. 420 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,160 That's a few. Pints. 421 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,560 Now I'm aware there's this. Anyone listening to audio won't 422 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,200 see this, but you can guess the sort of face and make it. 423 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,760 Now what's this? Oh, that looks like it could be 424 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,160 like a wee cheeky. Maybe it's AG and T? 425 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:39,360 Yes, it's AG, yeah. And let me get one more. 426 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:50,040 OK, what's this? The oh, hold on, I'm struck this 427 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,360 one's I'm struggling with this one, but I it's something like 428 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,560 little something you shouldn't have, but like you're you're on 429 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,880 an aid out with the lads and you're like, Oh yeah, I'm going 430 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,400 to have a down. Have you got any guesses? 431 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,440 Come on, come on. I mean, come on. 432 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:12,160 Just go with it. That needs to be the bar man at 433 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,880 all the outdoor shows. Well. 434 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,400 Done man, I was just struggling so much there. 435 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,240 I have a. Gift. 436 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,360 Yeah, sure. Communicate Drink orders in the 437 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,360 face. What? 438 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,920 1:00 AM I order? Paint thinner. 439 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,680 Yes, let me see. What? 440 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,560 Let me see water, yeah. Is it? 441 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,960 No, I just didn't have a drink lined up. 442 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,760 I was just I was just trying to see if I could like make you 443 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,480 think of a cool drink just by I didn't even do a facial 444 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,640 expression. I was maybe thinking. 445 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,440 Pot chain as well. I mean, yeah, yeah, you've also. 446 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,160 Never drank in your life. Have you ever tried watching? 447 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,320 Oh is have you? No, I think I pretended to once 448 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,600 someone had pot chin. Whoever has pot chin always has 449 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,720 it in like A2 litre coke bottle and there's about that much in 450 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,680 it, but it's like an empty coke bottle. 451 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,400 And I was at somebody's house and they're da ha patching and 452 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,920 they this is when we were fucking kids and they were like 453 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,160 everyone was taking a sip. And I remember putting it up to 454 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,760 my lips and going oh, but I never I never drank it. 455 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,480 Or do you take it? I. 456 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,400 Just. Did a household there's some 457 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,080 way? More to. 458 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,720 This. There's way more to this when 459 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,640 you're. From OMA, you know it's. 460 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,800 Yeah, when you're from OMA, you go. 461 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,800 With the half licence and they just give you yeah, you. 462 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,280 Just when you're from where you go in the Costa and you can get 463 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,920 parching can have a can have a ham and cheese Panini and pinta 464 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,360 pochi parching. Jesus Christ. 465 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,440 Like do you think there's there must be very few people that 466 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,520 really drink poaching or would you say it's more common? 467 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,080 That's. It's more common in rural areas, 468 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,920 but. Who makes it? 469 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,520 What's the brand? Anybody can. 470 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,280 Make no, no, no, no, no. It's not a brand. 471 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,440 You're not like it's it's. Basically, yeah. 472 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,920 Yeah, it's mean. It's like pure alcohol, I think. 473 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,240 Well, close to. It's like potatoes, isn't it? 474 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,040 Fermented potatoes? Yeah, I think it's business. 475 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,000 But it can be like, I don't know how they work like the 476 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,440 percentage. Oh, it's like 6070. 477 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,960 Percent, yeah. There'll be like nothing more of 478 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,000 surely. Absinthe, is that not more than 479 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,960 that? Absinthe is like 90 or 100, am I 480 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,600 right? But I. 481 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,800 Think. The thing with moonshine is it's 482 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,000 like it's unregulated, so it could be like 40. 483 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,760 Or it could be. Yeah, it's a bit of a. 484 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,600 Yeah, it's a. Lucky dip so we we so fun game. 485 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:32,680 They don't have percentages. Yeah, it says it can be anything 486 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:38,040 from 40 to 90%. Umm, it's a traditional Irish 487 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,280 distilled beverage, 40 to 90%. I mean that that is Irish in 488 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,320 itself. What percentage is this? 489 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,440 Fucking 40 to 90? Somewhere in between 40 and 90%. 490 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,200 It's. Very broad and very vague. 491 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,080 We don't like to be precise. It was true. 492 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,560 It's also known as Mountain Dew. I mean, no, that's confusing. 493 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,040 The Americans come over here like, bro, can I get a Mountain 494 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,880 Dew? Like, yeah, you can. 495 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,480 Mountain tea. It's also known as mountain 496 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,240 teas. If could make name for it. 497 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,080 Yeah. Or the devil spittle. 498 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:12,240 Well, it was traditionally distilled in a small pot, and 499 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,160 the term is diminutive of the Irish word poda, meaning pot. 500 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:21,200 The Irish word for a hanger, a hangover is poet, and according 501 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,320 to the Irish Poaching Technical File, it can only be made from 502 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,880 cereals, grain, whey, sugar beet, molasses, molasses and 503 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,960 potatoes. Molasses. 504 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,840 Sorry. It's just molasses. 505 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,920 Was the guy that did it showing on Molasses? 506 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:42,320 Yeah, it says like, yeah, I don't think you're allowed. 507 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:48,240 It was produced to authorise the distillation of spirits or 508 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,960 requirement was introduced at Parliament and drought in 1556, 509 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,480 which necessitated A licence under the great seat. 510 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,000 I think it's basically like you're yeah, you're not allowed 511 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,960 to make it. Oh yeah, that's what we've 512 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,840 learned from that whole thing. But. 513 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,560 Stinking like there's no way I can be nice. 514 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,880 Damn, what's? It taste like. 515 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,160 Just a spinner. Very strong taste, just alcohol. 516 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,960 I don't think people drink it with anything Sure they don't 517 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,720 like there's no mixer. Like it's just just punching. 518 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,480 They just pass a. Bottle around and just take. 519 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not. 520 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,720 COVID friendly anymore, no? Can't do that. 521 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,040 I think though, if you're drinking, punching, getting 522 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,000 COVID, the least you're worried to be very it's. 523 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,960 Probably that high alcohol percentage that when it touches 524 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,760 your lips it's probably just makes everything cleanse. 525 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,040 Punching Jesus, I mean. Even like we're Chris Crooks on 526 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:43,080 a couple weeks ago to talk about whiskey and like I have always 527 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,920 been like big alcohol, things like that, like spirits or like 528 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,560 I like gin. I could obviously never drink it 529 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,560 straight. I mean, put give me gin lemonade 530 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,640 with low dice and cucumber and genuinely, I'll suck you up. 531 00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:00,920 But the the whiskey I've always been like scared, like even the 532 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,640 smell of, but I once he explained it to me a wee bit, I 533 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,680 I quite enjoyed that, But that would be as far as I could go. 534 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,800 I couldn't potch in or anything. I hate it when alcohol gives you 535 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,920 the, you know, like the the like Burr after. 536 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,720 Do you know what I mean? When you go, Oh, that's, that's 537 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,880 what I'm like with tequila. If you ever like if you ever 538 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:26,560 drank you obviously never have alcohol net like avoid shit like 539 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,240 that I. When I was like 4, I drank some 540 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,160 beer from my dad's ten that he left laying around and they're 541 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,520 probably going to arrest him like because he left at land 542 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,960 about and so that's. Why you don't? 543 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,120 So you tell people you just you're not interested in 544 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,800 drinking. You don't drink because at 4 you 545 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,960 developed a problem at 4:00. I drank like some drags from my 546 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,680 dad's harp 10 blitzed. Oh, apparently like not. 547 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,680 They. They said you've never been as 548 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,200 angry. They were, like, as the most 549 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,320 angry baby we'd ever seen. That's true. 550 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,240 Yeah, that's true. My mom had, like, her friend 551 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,480 Kathy over for a drink and Kathy was like, a bit overweight and 552 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,680 just. And. 553 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,280 Why is that part of the story? Because. 554 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,400 I came in drunk for my wife's Kathy. 555 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,400 So fat and and my mom so that's. So that's why you can't drink, 556 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,840 because you turn into a super bitch. 557 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,600 I turn. Into a queen. 558 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,240 Yeah. Yeah, I turn into a young, sassy 559 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,280 black woman. Why are you fat, Cathy? 560 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,360 And then I just got put to bed and then woke up the next day. 561 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,840 Pissman, Abby. Oh well, yeah, of course. 562 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,480 So holy shit, so the first time you were drunk was 4? 563 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:35,760 And only, yeah, never again since I've been off it for 26 564 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,360 years now. So 26 years sober. 565 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,920 Coming up, we're going to celebrate the anniversary. 566 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,560 That's going to bring some patching. 567 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,000 We're going to get some fat ladies. 568 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,960 Do you remember? I'm going to slag them. 569 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,800 The only time that you were ever like, I will take a drink if 570 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,400 this thing happens. And it was if Dave went down the 571 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,440 biggest water slide, the water park in Tenerife. 572 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,120 And Dave was like, yeah, I've got to do it. 573 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,040 And then he didn't do it. How? 574 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,160 Severe. We we're 30 year old men and 575 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,440 that was like a thing that we were really, really like 576 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,720 planning. I'm raging. 577 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,760 And like, what's wrong with you? I was like, my estimate here 578 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,560 said he was going to go down a big water slide. 579 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,720 If he did, he said he was going to have a wine and he's not now. 580 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,000 Yeah, I mean, I would still love to see it. 581 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,080 I would love Dave. See, But we went up. 582 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,840 We took Dave like he started when we went to the water park 583 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,480 that day. You're like, Dave, come on, on 584 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,320 the lazy river with. And he was like, all right, 585 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,240 that's the lazy river. Like, I can't really go too 586 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,200 wrong here. He couldn't get on the lazy 587 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,000 river board and just floated around the lazy river like this. 588 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,680 Yeah. And he because the Lever River, 589 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,280 you can't get off it. You have to like, wait to get to 590 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,440 the end. So he had to be like this just 591 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,360 raging. Just. 592 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,400 Yeah, really angry, getting sunburned on his back just like. 593 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,360 And not. I think that put him off getting 594 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,880 down to the big slide, do you think? 595 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,800 There would be an occasion where where you would be like more 596 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,000 open to having a drink. Like is there something that you 597 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,720 in your head, you're like, ah, if this like maybe I would have 598 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,360 this or that. You know what? 599 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,920 I. Mean no, there's nothing that 600 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,880 stands out and there's nothing that even entices me or I'm not 601 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,800 even curious. What would it be? 602 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,800 If, if, if we said no, £1,000,000, if you have an 603 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,400 alcoholic drink but you get to pick it, what would you have? 604 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,560 I get to pick the drink. Yeah. 605 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,520 Blue wicket. Or something. 606 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,640 No, I think I'd go a little bit more adventurous than that. 607 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,000 I do like some sort of nice cocktail of some kind, you know, 608 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,320 like one of those fancy ones you see at the hotels where they're 609 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,040 lipping out and what they put in it or whatever. 610 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,160 Why? Yeah, Because. 611 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,040 Yeah, because. Yeah, because. 612 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,840 That's maybe the most tragic thing I've ever heard. 613 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,080 Is it? Why are you going? 614 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,400 I just like the half of those fancy. 615 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,880 Cocktails that they have in the movie. 616 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,160 You stand outside the window of the Europa your he knows against 617 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:49,320 the glass. The new Northern Ireland 618 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,680 Christmas film Can I have? I have a water, but me can I 619 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,800 have a few those wee umbrellas, picking them home, putting in 620 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,560 your Coco pops. I love that that's your dream. 621 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,880 Well, I say. It because when I was on holiday 622 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,320 with my family like years ago, they got me like a virgin 623 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,120 daiquiri and it was really, really nice and I just remember 624 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,360 the tea is being good and I was like, oh, you know, cocktails 625 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,360 you. Can't go wrong with because 626 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,080 they're really sweet, you know what I mean? 627 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,240 Like the sweet with ice in them. It's a good time. 628 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,600 Like I will have a great time. Like pounding cocktails, mojito 629 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,360 or minus the. Tails Mojito. 630 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,200 Is like rum with mint and soda water. 631 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,440 Oh yes. I've I've seen the mojito the. 632 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,200 Best meal I ever had was in Miami, in Little Havana. 633 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,120 So it's like, you know, the way you Little Italy, Little China, 634 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,000 all that kind of thing. Sure. 635 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,720 This is like Cuba in Miami. And they're just over the water 636 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,160 from each other. So it's like all Cubans. 637 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,320 Yeah. And we went into this bar and 638 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:46,120 it's like all like palm trees all around the place inside and 639 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,960 like the Cuban music and stuff. I'd love that. 640 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,720 And it was, they made mojitos and Oh my God, just I can still 641 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,200 taste it if I think about it. See something? 642 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,400 Like that would be a good first drink, but then. 643 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,360 Some mojitos you get here are stinking because if you've 644 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,840 tasted nice ones, George lovely too. 645 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,240 A Bramble. My family are big fans of the 646 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,040 Bramble. Oh, A. 647 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,400 Bramble again if it's done right, but things like daiquiri, 648 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,000 stuff like that, you can't go wrong because literally just 649 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,520 sugar like the. The gin they make where they put 650 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,960 the bit of honeycomb in it, that looks like a drink I would like. 651 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,800 Yeah. Do you know what we? 652 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,720 Should do down at some point. Obviously you can just come 653 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,560 down, but we should do cocktails like a cock. 654 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,160 We should bring Cocktail expert onto the podcast and just have 655 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,120 like a couple of guys down doing a little bit of a taste. 656 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,360 And what do you think? I mean, we're very quickly going 657 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,680 an alcoholic group here, yes. Yeah. 658 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,280 And then the next week it's vodka. 659 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,520 The next week it's poppers. I mean it's. 660 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,120 Just it's fun, the start of time. 661 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,040 Experiment with narcotics. Yeah, yeah. 662 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,920 Different, different drugs. You could. 663 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,280 Yeah. Well. 664 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,680 When you were four or five, you probably, you're probably like 665 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,800 on smack. Well, I. 666 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:55,040 Did I did the alcohol thing and then I did the Calpol thing 667 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,280 where I overdosed on Calpol? I've told you that before. 668 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,000 Surely you've never. Told me you overdosed on how do 669 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,120 you guys? I've I've thought I've mentioned 670 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,040 this before. So what happened was the same 671 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,560 sort of age for as rough year for me. 672 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,520 I was going through my addict phase and now you can tell why I 673 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,400 don't do anything now because the fucking this is where the 674 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,120 trauma call it. Like if I sat down in therapy, 675 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,200 this would be what we talk about. 676 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280 I've seen a lot. Of shit, man. 677 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,720 You's mental that you don't think this is therapy. 678 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,840 That's crazy that you think you're here doing a podcast. 679 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:26,120 Yeah, these mics don't exist. This is the cardboard cutter 680 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,960 push. Them over like what? 681 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,960 Yeah, it's called T with me, Yeah. 682 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,320 Yeah, Thompson, I think that one. 683 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,120 Yeah. When you were talking about 684 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,560 Thompson's Theatre, I was like, do you know why? 685 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,440 Like businesses like changed over Coven, like all we do this 686 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,240 now. I thought Thompson's Nightclub 687 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,280 were just doing T9 and sponsoring your podcast because 688 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,160 I was like, oh fuck, you're good for them, you know what I mean? 689 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,480 They can't serve pains, but they're like, get the teeth. 690 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,840 How shit would it be if you really weren't therapy? 691 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,120 And then I think that I'm hosting a podcast and you're 692 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,960 like my patient. And then I realised that I'm 693 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,680 also with therapy as well. But you're you're the, you're 694 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,000 the doctor, the therapy man. Yeah. 695 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,560 Is down. Really. 696 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,800 Maybe dance the therapist. Yeah. 697 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,080 Are we alive? I don't know but. 698 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,360 That's just a Porter here, just security. 699 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,680 Yeah, this is just room is all part of. 700 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,800 Yeah, it's Jack the the but I don't know what's real. 701 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,400 I'm freaking out. Am I on something? 702 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,920 The. This is like a Styrofoam cup on 703 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,960 a crutch tables. Dean Elliot. 704 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,520 Just on all. Fours. 705 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,520 The no IoD don't I'm going to say ODIOD don't calpol. 706 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,360 When I was like 4 or five, mum left it out. 707 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,720 Cry for help no. Just because. 708 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,760 Do you remember how good it tasted? 709 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,440 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they. 710 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,560 Left it out, left me in the room with it and I just started 711 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,560 drinking it like a drink. And then mum came in and seeing 712 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,560 that the bowl was empty and I was just sitting there like, and 713 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,000 then she sort of put two and two together. 714 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,880 It was like it was late at night, like from what I 715 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,960 remember. And she put me under her arm, 716 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,880 like got me straight in a taxi to the Royal Hospital, ran in 717 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,080 the emergency room. He drank a full bottle of 718 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,440 Calpol. I don't have any memory of this 719 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,920 stuff. But just from what she was 720 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,239 telling me, she says the doctor sits mum down and is like, look, 721 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,280 we've had a little like sort of scan or whatever, we're probably 722 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,360 going to have to pump his stomach, which means that big 723 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,840 tubes going to have to go down is like oesophagus. 724 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,000 And you know, it'll be pretty traumatic for him like at this 725 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,600 age and things like that be pretty bad. 726 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,960 Or alternatively, if he froze up in like the next 10 minutes, you 727 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,440 know, that would get a lot of his system. 728 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,159 And my mum just being from West Belfast, sort of pushed the 729 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,560 doctor's side and was like, you're not putting a tube down 730 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,880 my child's throat. Got her fingers put them down my 731 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,720 throat like and I was like, I was sick at all the Cal Paul. 732 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,960 But then they had to keep me in just to watch me. 733 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,040 And all I can remember is being in the kids play area of the 734 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,480 Royal Hospital at like 2:00 in the morning on my own, just 735 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,360 having a great time because that's the only I was on the 736 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,600 seesaw, but no one else was on the seesaw because it was only 737 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,240 me. So it was just more like me 738 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,200 sitting on it trying to go back and forth. 739 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,880 And that's why I don't drink I. Mean that's like a student 740 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,240 story, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 741 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,880 yeah. So that's my experience of 742 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,720 Calpol overdosing. I'd still, I'd do a line of 743 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,040 Calpol today if I could. Like, yeah, if there was on that 744 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,040 table, I'd do a line, yeah, to like. 745 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,960 To win yourself like you're still like you. 746 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,880 Take the old. I do. 747 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,440 The old bump of Calpol when I go home, yeah, I'll pull my teeth 748 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,800 and stuff in the gums. It's a bit of. 749 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,680 Jello rub, but jello. Was good too, remember that? 750 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,560 Oh, why that was good stuff. So there's there's like 751 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,880 industrial strength type ones now who's like everything over 752 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,920 time really. We would have had stuff back 753 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,400 then. Or maybe it's the opposite. 754 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,480 Maybe back then the stuff was all like unregulated and stuff. 755 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,920 And now it's all like the opposite, like watered down, 756 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,840 yeah. Medicine. 757 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,160 Medicines got a little bit better. 758 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,760 So there you go. There's a story when I near 759 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,760 died. Shit, well, I'm glad you're 760 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,720 still with us. I have no kidneys, but yeah, 761 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,120 yeah. Yeah, I'm still here. 762 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,560 No. And by the way, can I just say, 763 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,800 you know, if someone put a big long tube down your throat now 764 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,560 all that would happen? I'd say yes, please. 765 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,760 So we've got some questions here kicking off from Nathan Burke, 766 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,520 who says what happened to Daniel Watson, which sounds like a 767 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,200 movie that Robert Pattinson would be in. 768 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,840 What? Did though, because that that's 769 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,240 a question I would like to ask to. 770 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,480 No one knows though. Sure they don't. 771 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,640 There's no definitive on the podcast before. 772 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,880 So what happened was we should just start. 773 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,520 Making stuff up now until he comes back at a well. 774 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,720 He used to do videos with Colin obviously, like my own fighter 775 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,040 and stuff. And when people used to ask 776 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,480 Colin a gig, like where's that? Where's Thomas the tanker? 777 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,000 Colin used to like obviously as a joke go he's in macabre but 778 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,160 not change his facial expression. 779 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,120 And then people be like, is he me at what for now? 780 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,480 And then Colin just walk off. So I think a lot of people 781 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,040 thought that. So yeah, he did like he was 782 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,760 Thomas the tanker and I am fighter videos. 783 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,440 He like grew up like right beside Colin, like family, 784 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,520 friends. And then and then he like he 785 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,760 stopped doing that, didn't do anything for a while. 786 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,240 And then I think, I can't remember how I came about, but 787 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,160 he was like, do you want to do a football podcast? 788 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:15,400 So we did one called the Blaster or something, something like 789 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,240 that. I can't remember Goal rush or 790 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,160 fucking podcast. Football. 791 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,160 The power. Blaster there it was the power 792 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:27,080 blaster and then and we did like couple episodes, but then it 793 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,520 didn't really work or something so we're like we'll just make a 794 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,920 few sketches and videos. I think we're doing stuff. 795 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,920 I have no idea in my head how long it was. 796 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,520 Was it like 6 months? Were there for a couple of 797 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,520 years, don't know and but we did like we did a lot. 798 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,240 You're like the. Same guy that does the poaching 799 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,800 percentages. Yeah, Six months, couple of 800 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,320 years, decade. I don't know. 801 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,080 We did a live. Show at Belfast Comedy Festival 802 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,800 that we wrote that week right and went over on the morning of 803 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,960 the show somewhere good. But it was fucking disaster like 804 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,640 terrible. And then it was weird because 805 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:08,560 like sort of like friends too. But then he just stopped wanting 806 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,880 to do anything out of the blue one day and like wouldn't get 807 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,160 back to me. And then I think Colin had had 808 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,800 like exactly the same experience. 809 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,640 So so I have no idea. I think he was like working away 810 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,440 somewhere, but like, I don't think he's any comedy links and 811 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,040 stuff, which is my because like very, very, very good writer. 812 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,440 Would you? Have him on the podcast, yeah. 813 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,000 Don't think he'd want to do it, but. 814 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,520 There's there's the invite if he's watching. 815 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,560 No, I. I would, I would love to like, 816 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,640 but he was never like, I don't think he was ever that 817 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,920 comfortable putting himself like out there too much, you know, 818 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,520 just like, you know, because we do this kind of thing. 819 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,040 I think there's stuff that goes along with it, like people just 820 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,880 knowing you and chatting to you. And I think part of the thing 821 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,760 was not speaking for him, but like he was working as well. 822 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,160 So if he was working in like a shop or whatever, a lot of 823 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,720 people were probably because of the success of a fighter. 824 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,800 Yeah. A lot of people were probably 825 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,960 coming up and Thomas and shouting like fucking boys and 826 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,560 all, you know. Yeah, it's probably like in a 827 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,960 work environment, it's an ideal, but very, very smart guy, like 828 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,760 really intelligent guy. Yeah. 829 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,680 And and really nice guy, but don't know. 830 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,080 Definitely a strange one, yeah. No one knows The Curious Case 831 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,560 will be a Netflix documentary in about 10 years. 832 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,200 And what happened to Thomas Because it was a. 833 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,080 Lot like we had a lot of plan, but don't know, just didn't 834 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,600 happen. Did stand up a couple of times 835 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,680 and was very good, yeah. But just. 836 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,560 I don't know, just I think never comfortable with like, but and 837 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,640 there's been people like that, like you do stand up and you go 838 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,520 like, fuck, they're good. And then they just stop or you 839 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,560 see people do a couple of gigs, you think they have like real 840 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,320 potential and they just don't want to do it again. 841 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,800 Yeah. It's funny like because one of. 842 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800 Those things, when we do it, you're like, how could anyone 843 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,440 not do it? But like, well, you took a 844 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,720 seven-year break, which I never understood at the time. 845 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,120 Yeah. It was just more of AI just 846 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,760 wasn't confident in myself type thing, which is all What all at 847 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,160 that when you break it all down, like there's loads of our stuff 848 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,160 too, but that was the core sort of element. 849 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,720 And then when even when we took that sort of code break that we 850 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,800 didn't want to take. A sort of question myself being 851 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,360 like, I want to go back and do this again. 852 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,200 Blah. And it was all the answer is 853 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,080 always 100% yes, you know what I mean, which is a good sign. 854 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,920 The the but I just did have that moment where I was like, when 855 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,880 this comes back, like what what way do I want to make sure I 856 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,320 want to come back And like it's all. 857 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,760 I think I look at it and go, I don't want to be 50 years old 858 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,680 and look back and go. I wish I would have did that, 859 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,440 you know what I mean? Yeah. 860 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,080 So it means more to me now to continue doing it so that I 861 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,160 don't wake up that day of the regret going. 862 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,120 I didn't do it. You know you'll have died of. 863 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,240 Syphilis before 50, But if it hasn't. 864 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:48,040 Got me now it won't ever get me immune my Dicks like Teflon 865 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,040 anyway. The the shout out to Densmore. 866 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,440 Doctor Walls did more Yeah, keeping our Dicks healthy since. 867 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,520 Forever. Promo code COCK for 20% off. 868 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,640 So yeah, that's as best as I can answer that question. 869 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,160 Not a podcast question at all, but in my Instagram feed of 870 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,520 messages, I asked Patty McDonald if I could do 10 minutes at his 871 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,160 gig at the Feeler. And then he said, yeah, so I 872 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,440 might be, I might be doing that, but let's not make it official. 873 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,520 Let's not make it official. I'm going to just go watch 874 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,840 because that'll be a. Unbelievable gig, Dean Carroll 875 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,400 says We need a rundown of the that outfit, surely. 876 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,440 So you see the picture I put up with you in like the self 877 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,360 pyjamas and the slippers. So let's just I mean, people 878 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,480 like your style, they like your well, they don't like it. 879 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,560 They don't. Like it, but they. 880 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:36,360 Probably like, I think people, the idea of it, respect what you 881 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,200 do, yeah. Just what you do. 882 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,820 Like Dan Dawson, because Dan is a functional fashion plain 883 00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:47,280 T-shirt, plain T-shirt, plain bottoms, simple pair of trainers 884 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,640 are come nice converse. She has on no Pzazz about it and 885 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,120 he tell you that himself no Pzazz at all. 886 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,520 Now what he what he does, though, which so he'll pretend 887 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,440 he like just gets up in the morning, grabs first thing or 888 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,400 whatever. He doesn't. 889 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,000 He texts Mike. Mike's here and goes. 890 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,840 What are you wearing to the podcast today? 891 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,200 Because more often than not, they were matching outfits and 892 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,560 that is cute. I was going to. 893 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,720 Say at least he's just asked him he's wearing to the podcast 894 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,120 because if it just stopped there that way. 895 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,600 Weird, Yeah. What do you know those? 896 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,880 There's something like. Sometimes I think about texting 897 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,160 you stuff like when we're going to stand up, because sometimes 898 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,840 we'll wear like a white T-shirt and blue jeans. 899 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,680 Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, ah Desi. 900 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,960 Mccracken's right? Like there's something between 901 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,440 Dan and Mike and it's like this like big gig. 902 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,280 Like when I if I come in just for a podcast, there's like, 903 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,880 it's like the lot. There's a last day of term vibe. 904 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,400 You know they're. Shining on each other's tops and 905 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,360 stuff and it's a bit of fun, but like, yeah, your, your fashion 906 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:45,680 like you will like you will wear a lot of outfits that like, I 907 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,040 think you're walking the tightrope of cultural 908 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,360 appropriation daily. Yes, like quite a lot, yes. 909 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,440 You mean like you're, you know, you're 3030 year old, 31 year 910 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,840 old 2? 30. 2 year old guy from West 911 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,440 Belfast who dresses like a fringe member of the Nigerian 912 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,400 royal family. Like he's not like he's not in 913 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,120 like he's like third, nice 34th in line to be king. 914 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,600 Oh. Yeah, for sure. 915 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:18,120 I just look, I think fashion is interpretive and it's meant to 916 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,240 be, you're meant to break the rules with it a little bit. 917 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,760 And that's what I do. I break the rules. 918 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,680 I show people what what is possible because they do people, 919 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,720 people look at that and go, I couldn't wear that. 920 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,040 Yeah, you could because it's the man that makes the clothes, not 921 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,760 the clothes that make the man or one man or non binary person 922 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,800 because we're whatever. Yeah, you know. 923 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,480 Yeah. So there you go. 924 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,400 Have you? Ever. 925 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,880 Like if you ever put an outfit on, been walking out and gone. 926 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,320 Today, but have you ever? Have you ever like caught 927 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,760 yourself in reflection? Like I've said this in the 928 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,360 podcast before, remember as a kid, like as a young kid, when 929 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,560 you're on holiday and all around the pool, you can be fucking 930 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,800 naked. No, like on the beach and all. 931 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,080 You're at a certain age where like I do. 932 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,040 Remember that like my mom would bring me to Ballycastle and like 933 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,400 she'd be like, just get changed here and you're like, but we're 934 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,680 out in the open. She's like, it's no one's 935 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,120 looking like, I mean. Further than that, you could go 936 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,960 to the beach and play and swim fully naked. 937 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,760 Up until a certain age, yeah. When you're with your family, 938 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,440 1000% what is it? Three, do you reckon 3 is the 939 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,840 cut off I. Reckon like 3-4, right? 940 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,160 Yeah, but what happened? Yeah, what happens if you're? 941 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,400 6:00 and you're. Still doing. 942 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,240 I could I taste so much worse. Oh no. 943 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,000 I. Remember when I was in like P in 944 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,920 between so I must have been like P4P3P4? 945 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,760 What age you? Then about 7, yes, that's what 946 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,200 P3 is and I. Remember being on holiday in New 947 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,320 York and we met up with some friends and their, you know, 948 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,360 like other and other family and I went to school with the guys 949 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,680 and we had to go back up to the room to get something. 950 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,640 So one of the kids, Maz was like here take this card and you go 951 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,760 and get sweets, whatever it was. And I went for a wee wee in 952 00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,320 their hotel room and then I just like forgot to put my shorts 953 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,920 back on and I went back down to the pool naked. 954 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:08,240 And I remember being like in my head going, but we kids like me 955 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,400 can do this. And then I remember being out 956 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,560 and walking to the pool naked and catching a reflection of 957 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,120 myself with some sort of going I'm too old for this. 958 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,680 And the embarrassment just flooded me it was so bad. 959 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,000 I remember that exact moment where I felt like I got too. 960 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,160 Old for that? Yeah, well, there you go. 961 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,120 Now we found the age. I started trying to drink 3 962 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,040 leaves water a day. I needed to pee when we did the 963 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,640 birthday podcast. I need to do it again so I'm 964 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,880 going to pee in one second in the toilet. 965 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,640 But William Palmer says. Do you guys get tea at the end 966 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,160 of a meal in a restaurant? I always feel it's unnecessary 967 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,560 and would rather let it all settle before enjoying a nice 968 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,760 mug at home. That's a great. 969 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,400 Question, but I'm going to go pee. 970 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,200 You go. Pee first, do you want me to 971 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,520 just stay silent or keep or do you want me to answer the 972 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,760 question while you keep? OK, so here we go. 973 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,360 Who asked the question? Do we know the name William 974 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,240 Palmer? Willie Palmer, my guy, my guy. 975 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:05,600 Willie Big Willie Palmer, which if is a Northern Ireland porn 976 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,120 name, that's not your real name, Willie. 977 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,000 Start who you're trying to fool with that name. 978 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,280 You know what I mean? Oh, I my name's Willie Palmer 979 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,880 and you've went the jokes went too far. 980 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,520 Willie, change your Instagram name. 981 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,640 I see you in my Instagram DMS all the time. 982 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,720 I'm sick of it. Although you are a little bit of 983 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:23,440 a cute boy and that. And so I think I just I'll let 984 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,840 you have it for one more week. You can be called Willie Palmer. 985 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,520 But if I come back on this podcast again and I see another 986 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,320 question from Willie Palmer, I've had it. 987 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,320 I'm going to go down there. I'm going to sort it out. 988 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,240 And that sounds like a sexual threat. 989 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,920 And it might be, It might be. And that's OK If it is. 990 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,120 I forgot your question because I've went on that long. 991 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,360 It's about tea. It's about tea drinking at the 992 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,480 end of dinner. I'm not a tea drinker again, 993 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,680 Shane, I'll tell you, I'm a weird guy with a lot of quirks. 994 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,360 That's one of them. Don't really drink tea. 995 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,120 Don't drink coffee. Not a hot drink guy, hot 996 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,640 chocolate I like in the winter time with a lot of cream on it 997 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,920 because I have a bit of AI think I'm diabetic. 998 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,480 But tea's not. Tea's not a big fat. 999 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,800 Shane loves tea. This guy's mad for tea. 1000 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,600 But why do you think he's a white pissing now? 1001 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,320 He's probably had about 8 teas. He's got Crohn's. 1002 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,800 He shouldn't be. He shouldn't be drinking that 1003 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,720 many teas with Crohn's in them. Does he really have Crohn's? 1004 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,160 I don't know. I don't think he does. 1005 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,920 You know he'd say he does, but then I've never seen him being 1006 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,080 sick with it. Does he just? 1007 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,120 Drink too much tea. Do you think that's what caused 1008 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,360 the Crohn's? I don't know. 1009 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,400 I've still not answered this question because I've went on 1010 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,320 quite a ramble. And when you watch this back, 1011 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,200 you'll be, I mean, the podcast is finished. 1012 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,080 I've essentially cancelled the entire thing. 1013 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,320 But Robin Swan is dangerous and that's all I want to finish on. 1014 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,320 Oh no. Anyway, the question you, you 1015 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:36,960 were. Do you? 1016 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,240 Do you drink cheese after dinner? 1017 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000 No. Do you know what you. 1018 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,120 Do though this is what I'll tell you and no, you'll agree here. 1019 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,440 This is good, this is good. What do I? 1020 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,960 Do no trust that's. What you do right? 1021 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,200 OK. What do I do you? 1022 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,400 Because I do me. Let me set up you do do you say 1023 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,000 I do me? So whatever it is, is me. 1024 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,760 Do you? Boo, Boo. 1025 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,320 Yeah. Yeah, you, yeah. 1026 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,440 We have our Nandos when we're on the way to gig. 1027 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,200 Then what you like to do? Get a coffee. 1028 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,040 But 20 minutes up the road you're like, let's find a little 1029 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,440 garage and you get a coffee. But do you get a tea too? 1030 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,400 Do not. No one. 1031 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,560 I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. 1032 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:14,160 Because garages and places like that never have an almond milk 1033 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,960 option. So I by default I get a coffee. 1034 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,840 But you hit on a great point. I would never get food and then 1035 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,080 get a coffee near there to take away. 1036 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,960 I like to get away from there, start a new chapter, get up the 1037 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,960 road and have a coffee. So if we if we have a Nando's in 1038 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:36,080 Dublin Rd on our way to your gig and you go here, do you want to 1039 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,960 just grab you like coffee? Don't you want to get a coffee 1040 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:38,480 to go up? I go. 1041 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,040 No, no, no, no, no. We'll stop at the Apple green. 1042 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,800 We'll go up the Labats. It's in. 1043 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,240 It's another experience. And Dan hates that. 1044 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,560 Why he Because because now let the road keep driving. 1045 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,000 No, fucking get that. Just fucking. 1046 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,200 Buy your car No. Send the car down there. 1047 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:59,240 Dan has a very like A to B brain autistic A to B, right? 1048 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,720 He starts here, needs to go there. 1049 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,800 Plain sailing in between, no room. 1050 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,640 For stops of that no. Room for stops. 1051 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,000 No, stop down me. Oh, all the fees, Probably 10. 1052 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,640 Minutes late already, yes? Yes, yeah. 1053 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,240 Look, here's all you need to know. 1054 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,080 My brain isn't like most other people. 1055 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,400 Oh, it's. Certainly not. 1056 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,360 So I I am a creative, I am an artist. 1057 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,440 This is your court. And I don't believe in time 1058 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:35,200 because the concept of time was made-up by the Nazis. 1059 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,520 And if you love it so much, Dan, maybe you have other issues. 1060 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,480 OK And what I like to do is visit, I like to visit new 1061 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,880 places like the Apple Green Lavazza. 1062 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,440 Sometimes I walk in the Lavazza is closed. 1063 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,920 I'll go to the coffee machine downstairs in Apple green. 1064 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,440 Not as good, but still an enjoyable moment. 1065 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:57,320 I like to go places. I like to see faces. 1066 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,400 OK, I don't like to go from A to BI, like to start at A and visit 1067 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,320 GQ you. Sure do. 1068 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,960 Oh. All different places. 1069 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:13,920 And you know what, Dan, are differences friends because and 1070 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,800 have our disagreements and have our disagreements, sure. 1071 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:21,120 But all I'll say is my new model is enjoy the ride. 1072 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,840 Yeah, and it's also when anyone ever asks why. 1073 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,880 Are you late? You go because time was made-up 1074 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,400 by the Nazis and that's, I mean, I don't. 1075 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,280 Think anyone's going to? Fight you on that because 1076 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,400 they're just going to go, well, he's a bit of a fucking looper. 1077 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,480 So well, they go, he's got a point. 1078 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,440 He's got a point, yeah, you know. 1079 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,640 But look, we we're all different. 1080 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,000 That's what we got to celebrate. I'm right. 1081 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,760 We're all different. We all have our quirks. 1082 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,320 Yeah, like your quirk. Is you got a fucking 17 foot. 1083 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,440 Amazon package out the front of your house. 1084 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,240 I can get, I can get just for one Pokémon card to be 1085 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,680 delivered. That's. 1086 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:57,120 One Pokémon card I'm 3 Viagra. And you're like, you have to 1087 00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:01,160 open like open seven locks and get a ladder to fucking prize 1088 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,680 this thing open with a crowbar. I've devalued my neighbour house 1089 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,640 across. The street because it's such. 1090 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,200 An eyesore, The whole. Street has actually been 1091 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,880 devalued since I've moved in. Everyone's moving out of their 1092 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,880 houses. Certainly a few alerts have gone 1093 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:21,360 off anyway. If you subscribe to certain GPS 1094 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,680 type website, Carrie says. Why is Below Deck so addictive 1095 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,120 and what's your favourite season? 1096 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,800 Have you seen Below Deck? What is this? 1097 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,280 It's a reality. Show and it's like scripted 1098 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,080 reality. Thing on Netflix, my favourite 1099 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,400 type of reality. By the way, it's about a cruise 1100 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:44,200 ship, not a cruise ship like crew that work on like a fancy 1101 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,000 yacht or like ceiling ship for like rich people. 1102 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,440 And they like they're cooks, they clean it, they get 1103 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,240 groceries for them, all that sort of stuff. 1104 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,680 It's just about the staff and it's like I've seen one or two 1105 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,480 episode, you've seen some of it. It's wild. 1106 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,360 Like I know of it, I've seen something, but it's. 1107 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,200 Like OK, take like. Twenty Americans put them in 1108 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,680 like tiny living quarters on a ship and just witness the 1109 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,880 madness. That's the format. 1110 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,640 I actually haven't seen loads of it, Yeah. 1111 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,880 That is the standard. Format of any reality show, I 1112 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,160 think you'd. Like it America. 1113 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,040 Oh, I'd love it. I I like I have a real obsession 1114 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,480 at the moment with like reality stuff from the TLC channel, the 1115 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,880 people who do 90 day fiance. Yeah, I think no scrubs. 1116 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,520 No. Oh, was. 1117 00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,880 That like another 10. No, I don't want. 1118 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,680 No scream. Don't go chasing waterfalls. 1119 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,080 That was another good one, yeah. It was, but what else did they 1120 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,120 have? Is that the only? 1121 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,000 Two I can like. I can't think probably a lot 1122 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,720 more, but I think they're like the well known. 1123 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:41,440 Ones you know, but the TLC channel in America which stands. 1124 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,880 For the Learning Channel, I never knew that because one 1125 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,600 thing you don't. Do when you watch it is is 1126 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,000 learn, Yeah. Oh, you learn. 1127 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,760 You. Learn what fucking crazy 1128 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,080 Americans are like. And they have one at the minute 1129 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:58,120 called Sister Extreme Sisters. And it's about twin sisters who 1130 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,640 are too close together. And there's one sister who's 1131 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,240 like, yeah, I just shave her butt hole. 1132 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,040 And they all and they're standing in the bath together 1133 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,000 and like, and then I turn around and she shaves mine. 1134 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,600 And these are in American people who are real people. 1135 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,480 And, and go watch it. We'll play a clip one day on the 1136 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,240 podcast and you'll just be like, wow, I swear to God, this is 1137 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:18,040 real. Why are you so amped up about 1138 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:18,680 it? Because. 1139 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:24,640 I had two Viagra when I come in. Here, when you left the room and 1140 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,680 it's just hit me and I shoved them straight up with no IV. 1141 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,600 So yeah, maybe we'll watch some clips from that. 1142 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,520 That'll be fun. Carrie also says what would 1143 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,840 happen if you hire 2 private investigators to follow each 1144 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,680 other. Like I really need to know. 1145 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,120 I mean, we, we know each other well enough for their well. 1146 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,440 Oh, do you know what I thought that question meant? 1147 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,800 I thought it. Meant if you hire 2 private 1148 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,640 investigators put to follow each other to see what. 1149 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,200 By the way, there's private. We talked about this in Podcast 1150 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,000 4. There are private investigators 1151 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 in Northern Ireland. Did you get a quote? 1152 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,880 No, I. Didn't we were talking about 1153 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,760 private? Investigators. 1154 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,800 Then I was like, I wonder, do any exist locally? 1155 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,800 And there are imagine just like a sleuth locally, you know what 1156 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,560 I mean? I think if a private 1157 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:17,680 investigator followed you, I think he would Then, you know, 1158 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,360 at the end of the week, you'd give me the dossier. 1159 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,160 I think you would go. You don't even want to know 1160 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,520 this, you know? I mean, I think he'd go, let's 1161 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,440 just leave this and pretend I never saw anything. 1162 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,040 Yeah. And then hand the file into the. 1163 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,280 Cops probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's OK. 1164 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,440 I don't know what you're. If I sent one on you. 1165 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,880 What you would find out, you know what I mean? 1166 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,680 He probably found out a lot of your weird cooking techniques. 1167 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,480 He'd be like, look, there's none really too, none really too like 1168 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,520 scandalous. But he does. 1169 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,880 He does like just the warm steak up. 1170 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,800 He sits on it like something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1171 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,680 There'd be weird like he puts he. 1172 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,560 Puts a boy leg under his armpit and. 1173 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,080 Like let's it sit there for a while before. 1174 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,560 Like it'd be something like any weird things. 1175 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,360 You don't need eggs, you know what I mean? 1176 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, no, I'm weird. 1177 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,840 He would find weird like, but then I know weird stuff like 1178 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,520 quirks about use to them, but what is it that I'm not seeing 1179 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,440 like that is that's the scary question, but I think that 1180 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,000 about. All the local comedians here, 1181 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,040 like, it's what you don't see. You're like, you know what I 1182 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:14,280 mean? Yeah. 1183 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,240 Because you only really know a lot of people as. 1184 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,240 In That's not a game. Yeah. 1185 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,760 Yeah. So like, could you picture like, 1186 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:24,640 Mark McCartney in a bath? I mean, no exactly. 1187 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,000 No. We got more here. 1188 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,040 Any awkward barbershop experiences? 1189 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,880 Walked in something one yesterday for 30 minutes for 1190 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,480 realised they were appointment only and had to walk out of 1191 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,240 there. Yeah. 1192 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,760 I mean how long would you have sat there? 1193 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,760 I like that though. Awkward Barber experiences yes 1194 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:51,360 at the Edinburgh Fringe festival, umm about like 3 years 1195 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,160 ago or something. No more, way more. 1196 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,960 I made of mine was living out there and he was playing rugby 1197 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,520 and he was also like interested in Barber and to get a lot of 1198 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,200 spare time in the sands. Interested in Barber and is 1199 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,920 never a good sign. No, because you need someone who 1200 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,480 isn't. It's not like I'm just 1201 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,960 interested in it. I'm interested in brain surgery. 1202 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,360 Yeah. I'll do you. 1203 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,680 Come on around. We'll give it a go. 1204 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,960 Yeah, yeah. He was like, I think he just 1205 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,840 wanted to learn a new skill. So he'd been barbering and going 1206 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,800 to like classes and he was cutting his teammates hair. 1207 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,920 Some of them he was like shaving, doing like feeds and 1208 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:30,800 all and cutting her. But we were chatting about like 1209 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,720 having lunch with him when I was over at the festival. 1210 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,960 And then he said, listen, that's a bit weird. 1211 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,760 But like if you want a haircut, he goes, I cut your hair. 1212 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,000 I've got all the gear and all, and if you're up for that, let 1213 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,320 me know. So I was like, yeah, I was like, 1214 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,600 yeah, I mean, at the fringe you could be performing in front of 1215 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,280 industry people. You want to look good. 1216 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,960 So I was like, yeah, I mean, it would be nice to have a wee like 1217 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,320 touch up, get the hair done. I said look sounds good. 1218 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,560 So I agreed to like go over to his house, get my hair cut. 1219 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,160 And you know, when you're someone's cutting your hair, the 1220 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,560 spray all the water on loads of water and then they like comb it 1221 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,760 and you're getting your hair cut. 1222 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,720 He's cutting away and he's fucking like doing, he's like 1223 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,960 measuring it up and all and he's doing the right thing and he's, 1224 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,800 you know, you know, texture and like, you know what I mean, like 1225 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,200 cutting into it and stuff. And like he's talking me through 1226 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,360 what he's doing. I'm like this guy should just 1227 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:25,480 like Jack in rugby because like hairdressing is his calling like 1228 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,800 100%. And he he finishes up and he 1229 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,280 shows me and all he's like, what do you think? 1230 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,200 I was like brilliant And it's sort of like 50 style, like 1231 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,600 Quiff the wee bit like quiff back and come back and it's 1232 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,040 sitting great. I was like brilliant. 1233 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,760 Went to the gym, thank them and stuff. 1234 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:45,160 Went to the gym, went back to the house, had a shower to go do 1235 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,760 a gig that night. And then when I dried my hair, 1236 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:51,320 Dreadlock could see the full extent of what had happened. 1237 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,800 It was like 6 cuts on the one head. 1238 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,640 It looked like a sample board of haircuts. 1239 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,360 This bit was long. This bit was shaved all like 1240 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,080 different lengths. And when I put product on it, it 1241 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,080 looked terrible. And I had to get a photo shoot 1242 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,200 for some newspaper or magazines straight after it. 1243 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,960 And then I went to a barber's straight away and said, how 1244 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,960 short do you need to cut this to like reset my hair? 1245 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,360 And he's like pretty short. I should have got like A1 all 1246 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,120 over. But I got, you know, that like 1247 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:26,160 in between like A4 or A5 or A6 and it just like, oh, there's 1248 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,200 photos of me from that fringe. And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. 1249 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,240 Then I start to get really worried that the guy's going to 1250 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,800 get offended that I've got my hair shaved the day after he cut 1251 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,080 it. So I text him and I didn't need 1252 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,200 to do this. And I said all right mate, 1253 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,520 cheers for the cut. The other day. 1254 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,440 In case you see me walking around at the festival, just to 1255 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,560 let you know I got an audition for a war film set in Belfast. 1256 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,920 Had to go back to do an audition. 1257 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,080 Really wanted the part so I just shaved my head. 1258 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,520 I never saw him again. Yeah, well, I think it was nice 1259 00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,960 of you to say though. Like the because that, you know 1260 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:00,840 what I mean? Yeah. 1261 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,960 But I don't think he would have mattered anyway because I think 1262 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,360 he probably did it as a joke at the Yeah, like I'm real 1263 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,120 interested. In this Yeah, I. 1264 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,400 Look back on it. Yeah, he just mind. 1265 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,880 If you had to get. One of our friends, local 1266 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,800 comedian. Somewhere on the podcast 1267 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,880 regularly to give you a haircut. Who do you think would do the 1268 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,600 best job? Not Willie or Jordan, anyway. 1269 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,840 The. And that's for multiple reasons. 1270 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,160 Not Potty McDonald either, because I mean tracking. 1271 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,040 Just not. I actually think Colin could 1272 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,480 potentially give you a haircut. Colin. 1273 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,240 Because he's got an artistic eye would probably be good. 1274 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,880 I'll also go Kizy because Connor's wife. 1275 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,480 Cuts his hair and like his hair always looks really good. 1276 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,800 Yeah, that's true. He's in with a shout for me. 1277 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,000 There's too many other fellas that. 1278 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,720 I mean, yeah, actually, I'll tell you another one. 1279 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,560 For some reason off top my head, I'm James McKechnie. 1280 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:56,120 Give you a decent cut he would, but it would also be like a 1281 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,800 little bit sort. Of out there too. 1282 00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,600 He'd cut a good mullet you know what I mean like it be it would 1283 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,680 give you a class so can mullet you'd go yeah I can wear this 1284 01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,320 now yeah. Yeah, even though you probably 1285 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,080 shouldn't, but. Yeah, I can't imagine too many 1286 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,000 of the other lads being that detail oriented. 1287 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,480 I think I could be a good Barbara. 1288 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,920 Barbara, Barbara is always something I. 1289 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,960 Looked at and thought, yeah, I quite enjoyed it. 1290 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,760 You look, I could see you doing a. 1291 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,400 Shift in skinny Isaacs. Like, just like, just chilling, 1292 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,760 you know what I mean? Not even doing a shift, just 1293 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,920 chill, just chilling. Barbara's chair rag over my 1294 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,040 shoulder. Just chilling. 1295 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,720 Sometimes you cut her, sometimes you don't. 1296 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,880 Sometimes. You come in for a book and then 1297 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,440 go kind of get a trim. Around the size, a bit off top 1298 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,400 and I go, no, I'm like, I'm not going to cut your hair. 1299 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,040 Let's just chill, let's talk and then let's play a vinyl record. 1300 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,200 No, I, I, I spray your hair with water. 1301 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,360 I comb it. I, you know, make it look good. 1302 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,080 And then I just tell you like, that's it. 1303 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,480 That's all I'm in for today. But why? 1304 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,680 Does everyone find it really weird that I have vinyls in my 1305 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,920 office? Here in this building? 1306 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,320 Do you actually? Yeah. 1307 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,000 I thought that's what you knew. Oh no. 1308 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,680 I've got a vinyl player. With like, oh, you do 30 records 1309 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,480 and I'll say like if me down a micro having lunch, I go, what 1310 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,840 are you guys in the mood for? And then I go round and I put 1311 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,840 the go. Any song that's available on the 1312 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,360 Internet later on. Loser. 1313 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,120 And there's some good record, like. 1314 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,960 Yeah. It's been a bit like Don, like 1315 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,720 surfing. Put The Beach Boys on for him 1316 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,680 recently. Last thing we listened to was 1317 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,760 Simon and Garfunkel live in Central Park. 1318 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,120 It's a nice time, a good record. That's good. 1319 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,720 We take your shirts off and enjoy it. 1320 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,160 I'll say I know more about that. The outdoor tour. 1321 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:31,840 The only gigs that there's. Tickets left for are Portrush, 1322 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,680 second date and Kelly's and also Newton Abbey Theatre at the 1323 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,200 Mill. Theatre at the Mill. 1324 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:41,840 This is pretty class are just getting the front lawn of that 1325 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,760 whole venue and just setting it up for a show. 1326 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,120 It's going to be a massive outdoor show, about 400 people. 1327 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,080 So shine.net for the tickets. They're the 2 ones that we've 1328 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,200 still got tickets for and the rest are sold out. 1329 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,880 This guy's going to be doing a load of them. 1330 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,840 Yep, can't wait to see the there to. 1331 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,960 Support. As do. 1332 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,960 I'll be doing support, OK? And that's why that's well said. 1333 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,120 And that's why, yeah, thank. You sorry but you we speak in 1334 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,880 English for the gigs. Nope, that's. 1335 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,000 Exactly how I deliver myself. Good, good, good. 1336 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,640 OK. And yeah. 1337 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,880 We'll we'll be doing loads more euro. 1338 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,000 Streams as well. For some of the games, but 1339 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,320 we'll, we'll update you on Patreon with what we're doing. 1340 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,440 patreon.com/tea with me Podcast. Dan, any other business? 1341 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:23,880 No. All good. 1342 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:25,280 Good. You. 1343 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,040 Anything else you want? To play like, not even like. 1344 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,680 Comedy related? No, I don't think so. 1345 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,960 Just want to give anyone a shout out shout. 1346 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,640 Anyone out shout out Rogaine for keeping the hair? 1347 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,120 On my head. Shout out to. 1348 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,720 Pfizer. Joe Rogan Yeah, shout out to 1349 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,360 Pfizer for making the vaccines and making my favourite pills. 1350 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,400 Shout out to Doctor John McCormick from my vasectomy. 1351 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,280 Yeah, shout out to whatever doctor he got for his 1352 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:56,160 circumcision. Ryan Walsh doing some good work 1353 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,160 to both of our. Junk. 1354 01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,360 We are like mutilated. Or should we do a side Patreon 1355 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,800 podcast called Procedures? Where every week it's a mystery 1356 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,800 procedure. And we were a GoPro. 1357 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,760 On her head for the Patreon. Like, honestly, we're doing that 1358 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,600 much of Patreon that that's probably the only thing we're 1359 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,080 not doing. I mean, yeah, King of the 1360 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,960 content right here. Yeah, just supply. 1361 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,640 And it's just dishing it out. I like to see getting my balls 1362 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,400 made square. Content. 1363 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:21,760 Yeah, we both do that. We both. 1364 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,080 Do little day trips like that? Like. 1365 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,800 The scroll talks is 1 I. Pick mine, I pick yours and then 1366 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,560 when you wake up from the anaesthetic. 1367 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,400 You don't have a mirror, Mike's filament. 1368 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,000 You're just like, Oh no, what is it? 1369 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,400 And you just walk out in public and see the reactions you get. 1370 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,680 I give you the face of Nicolas Cage. 1371 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,400 What the? Fuck, has he done here? 1372 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,560 Yeah, I just take one of your ears off. 1373 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,400 Yeah, I give you the Van Gogh. Yeah, but you're you're a place 1374 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,840 with my nose. You just swap them. 1375 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:53,120 You're hearing stuff from here. And like over there. 1376 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,480 Smells. Rotten doing coke like that. 1377 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,360 All right, well, look, thank you very much everyone for 1378 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,000 listening, for watching. We appreciate it. 1379 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,600 The podcast is growing, it's getting bigger. 1380 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,600 It's what is it? It's a boner. 1381 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,640 It's a boner. It's a podcast boner. 1382 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,440 It's getting. Bigger. 1383 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,480 It's growing. Sometimes it needs a little 1384 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,920 support. There's a being going through 1385 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,240 the middle, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1386 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,600 Not after your. Procedure there is sometimes you 1387 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,720 don't like to see it, but. It's just there in your face 1388 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,040 there. Sometimes you talk it up, 1389 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,120 sometimes you have to. Sometimes. 1390 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,240 You save it for later. Sometimes you talk it up, or 1391 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,880 maybe you're one of these guys that folds down. 1392 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,520 You know, but I I like when I was on the talk was when I was 1393 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,960 in three boss, whenever I used to get the bus attack, I used to 1394 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,280 always get a bone and I used to go back up into the waistband. 1395 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,920 But then there was that awkward thing where when you were 1396 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,360 getting off, as long as it stayed there, you're getting 1397 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,240 off. But if it was, if it was going 1398 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,240 down and you were in that in between, like because then it's 1399 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,480 like a wee bit of a lump, isn't it? 1400 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,200 Looks like you have like AI. What I used to do is I bought 1401 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,480 like, you know, like the cage you would take a cap. 1402 01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,880 To the vets too, right? I would buy one of those and I 1403 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,480 would always just hold the like. Out a cat to. 1404 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,920 Take the vets and the basket was just empty. 1405 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,680 Well, no, I I would. Hold that in front of my crotch 1406 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,520 and say. Oh, she's getting her paws 1407 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,440 looked at and but there was no card in the thing. 1408 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,880 It was just I would keep the front of the cage open and I 1409 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:18,280 would put my myself inside it and they would be like, oh, 1410 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,000 that's padded. And you'd be like, I can't. 1411 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,600 He's sleeping. He bites, he's biting. 1412 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,120 He's just having. He's not. 1413 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,360 He's not vaccinated yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1414 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,600 He's got fleas. He's thrown his milk up. 1415 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,840 Thank you very much for listening. 1416 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,000 For watching zippers, appreciate it, see you next time. 1417 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,360 Thank you very much to aaronbutleraaronbutler.com/viagra 1418 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,520 promo code. But man, I'm going to buy that 1419 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,560 to me and when I get home.