1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,560 I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:41,280 You love it. Zippers, welcome to another 15 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,720 episode of the Tea with Me podcast with me, she and Todd 16 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,240 another one. We're doing three of these a 17 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,920 week, and I've got to say, it's a lot of fun if you're watching 18 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,360 the video episode. But if you're listening to the 19 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,400 audio and you're going maybe I should listen to the video 20 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,880 episode, let me just tell you, I'm in a vest, so I don't know 21 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,640 what you want to do with that information, but I would get 22 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,960 over to the video if I were you. Chicago Bulls represent my man 23 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,800 Michael Jackson. You know, I'd be a big 24 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:10,400 basketball fan and I know that Mike Jackson used to moonwalk 25 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,960 his way up and down the court. So he's my number 10. 26 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,200 Also, my voice broke when I said one there, which is which is 27 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,200 great. What actually is great is the 28 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,080 sun is shining. Sun is shining. 29 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:25,880 I don't know the the next, but weather is sweet to the rescue 30 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,920 here I am. I like that song, but I've only 31 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,240 listened to it maybe 7 times and I've never actually sought it 32 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,560 out to specifically listen to it. 33 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,280 But it might not because I enjoyed singing it there and I'm 34 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,800 sure you guys enjoyed it. What about Ivan? 35 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,280 But not videos on Instagram and stuff and Twitter where I'm 36 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:46,800 singing obviously badly on purpose, but pretending that I 37 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,120 think I'm a good singer, even though the reality is actually 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,600 do think I'm an alright singer and I'm doing these bad videos. 39 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,960 But I actually don't think it sounds that bad. 40 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,200 I don't know, whatever. But what about whenever some 41 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,360 people like leave constructive feedback, like slightly older 42 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,600 people who follow me and say like, oh, maybe if you're not so 43 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:06,640 nasally, maybe you're not so easily, you know, and and and 44 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,759 maybe you know that that keys maybe not, right. 45 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,639 And I'm going, oh, is this not class? 46 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,840 All right, OK, Thank you very much, Brenda. 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,880 You know, it's a lovely day outside. 48 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,200 You're not going to believe this, but the money toad has 49 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,560 just been lying back in his Lily pod getting those rays. 50 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,800 I like it. I know I'm going to look like a 51 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:29,400 leather ham, like a crocodile skin handbag whenever I'm 42. 52 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,400 But it's the price you got to pay. 53 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,960 But I'm creamed up. I always get a different meal, 54 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:39,720 neighbour to creamy every time. And I just knock on doors around 55 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,240 the street. All right, mate, how are you? 56 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:47,360 Yeah, Could you get my back? Just different neighbours every 57 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,840 time. Some working, some aren't. 58 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,760 One guy fucking loves it. He even does my back in winter, 59 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,400 you know, he comes trying to do it. 60 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,360 I was like Kevin, you know, I don't know, you know, it's 61 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,000 middle of December. I don't know if I need it. 62 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,200 He's like, oh, don't worry, then I've nearly been a very 63 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,800 stereotypically come voice there, but I didn't and that's 64 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,800 something that we should we should all be applauded for. 65 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,560 I I, I also have a tea. Don't think the seppers think 66 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,600 that just because it's a lovely summer's day outside that I'm 67 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,440 just drinking like lilt. And what are other summary 68 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,680 drinks? Vanilla Coke. 69 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,680 That's nothing to do with summer, but you still have to 70 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,400 enjoy a nice cup of tea during the summer as well. 71 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,520 I hope everybody enjoyed the episode last week with our 72 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,040 earlier this week was Shane Gillis, American stand up Shane 73 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,440 Gillis. If you haven't had a chance to 74 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,600 listen to it or watch that yet, it's very much online. 75 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,640 He was loaded, fun and got some got some nice, nice feedback on 76 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,720 that episode. Guests coming up. 77 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,360 I don't really know. I've sort of, we recorded like a 78 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,280 bit of a batch and I haven't, which is what people in 79 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,760 Ballymena say for bitch, you know, smack my batch up. 80 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,360 You know, that's why I like, no, no one has ever come from 81 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,040 Ballymena singing in their own voice. 82 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:08,120 You know, have a tell you lately that I love you. 83 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,320 But but I will get some more guests set up and we'll we'll 84 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,120 rule those out. And then I'm just going to I'm 85 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,760 going to do some with comedian friends as well, because I think 86 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:20,279 they kind of go down nice. You know, the boys get some of 87 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,320 the boys on. Yeah. 88 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,160 What I'm going to do today, it's a solo episode. 89 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,560 I'm by myself. I'm rambling a bit. 90 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,040 You know, that's, that's kind of what it is. 91 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:34,480 Before we get into it, all I got to say is next Friday, you know, 92 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,960 I know a lot of people love the rave lockdown we did me and 93 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,920 Elliot and BBC Radio Ulster and it went away, you know, because 94 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,080 our contracts kinda ran out and they put something else on in 95 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,520 that time. And then all I'll say is next 96 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,000 Friday, if the weather's good, you might have a good soundtrack 97 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,440 out in the garden and we'll leave it there. 98 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,040 I don't know. No, I don't know anything more 99 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,240 than you guys do. I mean, I definitely do. 100 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:02,480 But all I'll say is let's keep her between the hedges and yeah, 101 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,360 next Friday. You know what I'm saying? 102 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,440 The show's coming back. But don't tell anyone because I 103 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,760 don't know if I'm allowed to say it. 104 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,840 So whatever you do, don't mention it anywhere or tell 105 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:17,840 anyone but the rave lockdown in some way, You know, people say 106 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,160 where there's a will, there's a way it'll be back. 107 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,200 It's going to be on BBC Science. Don't worry, don't I? 108 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,040 I didn't say any of this because they specifically said don't say 109 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,480 it, but but yeah, it's next Friday. 110 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,320 Whatever. So yeah, solo episode today in 111 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,280 the first half of the pod. I'm going to do TripAdvisor, of 112 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,520 course. Let's let's find something 113 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,240 great. We'll look at the worst reviews 114 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,000 for it and we'll just have a bit of a laugh with it. 115 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:44,040 And what's great is some people have been sending me their own 116 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,000 in the last couple of weeks, which is good going. 117 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,520 Look at this restaurant. They always reply to the people. 118 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,680 So I'll get through as many of those as possible. 119 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,840 And then we'll do listeners questions as well because loads 120 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,760 of people send them questions and it's a nice time. 121 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,880 It's a really, really nice time. The sun is out. 122 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:03,840 I feel like, you know, the thing was yesterday they said there 123 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:08,360 was no COVID deaths in Northern Ireland or the South. 124 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:13,040 And that's class, you know, think everyone's just, 125 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,600 especially when the weather's good, just just every, 126 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,320 everything's a wee bit better. I think when the, when the 127 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,800 weather's good, you know, if, if you're kind of like, if you're 128 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:26,400 alright. And, and I, I just look at days 129 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:31,240 like this big Van Morrison here and, and think about like when 130 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,840 we get back to stand up, it would be really cool to do some 131 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,160 outdoor stuff because I think that'll that'll be the first way 132 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,320 stand up comes back and I'm ready for your boys, ready for 133 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,680 whatever it is. I've been, I've been in the lab 134 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,920 with a pen and a pod trying to get this damn label off. 135 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,960 That's Doctor Dre lyrics. But I'm back to writing loads of 136 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,400 stand up, which is good. You know, it's really good. 137 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,640 And we're working on the tour. I think we're waiting on one 138 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:00,120 venue to get back to us and tour is going to be rescheduled for 139 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,960 February kind of time. And then in between, as soon as 140 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,720 stand up comes back, I am ready. I'm going to point on it like, 141 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,920 you know, in the airport, whenever you see like a couple 142 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,480 who haven't seen each other in about a year and they just jump 143 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,640 all over each other and snog and stuff that that's what that's 144 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,040 what I'm going to do to gigs when I come back. 145 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,840 Not snog. Because, you know, comedians 146 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:22,560 have, you know, sort of tried to kiss people and, and done 147 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,720 various things in, in the recent past and it hasn't panned out 148 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,880 well from them at all for them at all. 149 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,920 But maybe maybe after coronavirus, a lot of people 150 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,440 come back, you know, a lot of guys who maybe in the shadows 151 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,560 who have maybe been #counselled. 152 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,640 You know, there might just be like, you know, in, in a way, 153 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,000 it's really like when I did my cycle and proficiency test in 154 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,320 primary school. I think I've told this story 155 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,360 before in the podcast and I failed my cycle and proficiency 156 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:50,320 test And and then just at the end of the day, they went all 157 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,600 right, if you got told you pass, go to this side of the hall. 158 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,360 If you got told you feel, go to this side of the hall. 159 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,640 And I just went with every everyone who passed and I got my 160 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,000 certificate. So anytime I ride a bike now 161 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,280 it's it's it's a lie. You know, I'm it, it adds so 162 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,080 much to it for me. The only time I cycle, I'm like, 163 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,920 I shouldn't be doing this. Even though you can cycle that 164 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,800 the cycle and proficiency test. What about whenever you're 165 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,160 driving along at like a nice speed, you're under the speed 166 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:18,480 limit and a car overtakes you. Why is there always a guy 167 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,440 driving with sunglasses on staring straight ahead and why 168 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,800 does his wife always make eye contact with you? 169 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,160 Like you shouldn't be driving under the speed limit anytime 170 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,640 happen. Genuinely happened on the way 171 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,600 back to the house today from going for a walk. 172 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,960 Guy overtakes me in a Volkswagen Golf. 173 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,520 He just cruises on because I'm of course I'm looking like this. 174 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:42,159 I'm going, what do you do? You know, I'm like, oh, yeah, 175 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:43,559 that's great. Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah, you'll get, 176 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,600 you'll get there so much faster. But there's always like the wife 177 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,760 is always, she's always really small, like quite low down in 178 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,800 the seat for some reason. And whenever you drive past for 179 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:57,040 no reason at all, she looks at you like this, you know, she's 180 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,080 looking at you like, that's my, this is my husband. 181 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,280 My husband drives fast, you know, on them. 182 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,800 And I don't know why that's a thing, but I would prefer it if 183 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,960 it didn't happen. Let's get let's get into a 184 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,160 TripAdvisor, guys. Let let's do it. 185 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,200 Because, you know, not a lot of things are happening at the 186 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,880 minute. Not a lot of things are 187 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:23,240 happening, including English. So what I like to do is just get 188 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,720 into a TripAdvisor. We're going to find somewhere in 189 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,240 Northern Ireland that has bad reviews and good reviews, but 190 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,720 we're only going to focus on the bad ones. 191 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:37,520 Let's do for TripAdvisor this week, let's do McDonald's in 192 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:42,880 Belfast. Let's do McDonald's a butcher 193 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,160 because I think that's going to be the first one to open. 194 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,360 Now I am not a big McDonald's fan, but since lockdown I've 195 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,320 been craving a McDonald's. You know, your boy likes to get 196 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:58,000 a Big Mac meal, no cheese. He likes 6 Nuggets, chips and a 197 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,800 coke twice a year I'm going to have I'm going to have a 198 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:06,200 McDonald's. But if if it comes back like if 199 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:10,400 McDonald's gets reopened, I think I probably would would go. 200 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,200 But let's look at some tripadvisors for McDonald's. 201 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,920 Yeah, here. OK Boucher. 202 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:23,320 Yeah, let's look at TripAdvisor reviews of Boucher Rd McDonald's 203 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,920 and just see what people let's get a flavour for it just to see 204 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,920 if when lockdown restrictions get lifted, if this is somewhere 205 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,760 I would like to go for a nice slap up meal. 206 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,920 Here we go. So we're going to philtre by the 207 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,320 word. So obviously on TripAdvisor you 208 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,640 can rate something excellent, very good, average per or 209 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,200 terrible. Let's only philtre the terrible. 210 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,520 OK? And let's see what we've got 211 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,720 here. Nick. 212 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,480 Nick writes first and says just in the header, ignorant ask for 213 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,400 no salad on burgers. Got salad. 214 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,480 Didn't ask for a large. Got large. 215 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,760 Sounds like a wrap as been no selling on burgers, get salad. 216 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,640 Didn't ask for a large. Got large. 217 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,320 Girl who was taking order on drive through kept asking. 218 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,160 Is that it? Is that it? 219 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,680 Before we could finish our order. 220 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,480 I mean, they 1000% do that. Hi. 221 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,640 Yeah, I was wondering, is that it? 222 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,920 No, sorry. I was basically saying I was 223 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,920 wondering if I could get a big. Is that everything? 224 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,320 Well, yeah. And then you just get through 225 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,400 the end and you wait for your food and all you get a start 226 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,600 giving you a dirty look. She's that she, she grows up to 227 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,120 be the woman in the car who's overtaken you. 228 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,560 Overcooked food not good, Corey says. 229 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,600 Butcher at McDonald's, facing the balls in the falls. 230 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,680 Poorly run, badly managed. They couldn't give a care in the 231 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,120 world if they gave customers chips that have been lying for 232 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,800 half an hour over. They don't care that the pies 233 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,600 are out of time. They just pull the sticker off 234 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,720 You're they the staff treat you like dirt and they treat you 235 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,840 like you're just another number. Why is this guy's heart so 236 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:13,600 broken over this? Someone mature mature couple 237 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,920 writes worst McDonald's ever, which is so immature. 238 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,920 Ironically, the most immature sentence I've ever heard. 239 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:26,400 I ordered for my wife a double cheeseburger meal and chicken 240 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,680 bacon meal for myself. My wife's cheeseburger was cold. 241 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,320 The bacon of my chicken bacon sandwich is barely cooked. 242 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,280 I brought it back and was offered a replacement that I got 243 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,000 5 minutes later, by which time the rest of the meal was 244 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,600 freezing. A spinning plates here. 245 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,400 Nobody cared, nobody was interested. 246 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,880 As a customer I didn't matter. Does the manager wish to 247 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,440 comment? Don't think I'll ever. 248 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,480 Don't think I'll ever call into this branch again. 249 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,560 Shit. Staff are too ignorant. 250 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,680 Avoid. Unless you want dirty looks and 251 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,440 all the staff looking and talking about you while you're 252 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,400 trying to eat. The girl on the tail that served 253 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,000 me was called Annalise or something. 254 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,200 Like Annalise or something. Or like Rebecca. 255 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,840 And she was the worst person to be greeted by. 256 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,920 She had no manners whatsoever. She kept giving me dirty looks. 257 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,760 Yeah. I mean, what? 258 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,520 What do you not, what do you expect? 259 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,440 But at the same time, if you go to McDonald's, you're going for 260 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,880 convenience, you're going for it's cheap. 261 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,360 I don't expect to walk in and have one of the waiters go. 262 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,280 Hello Sir, how are you having a great day. 263 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,760 That's great to see. What about the weather? 264 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,720 I'd say. Anyway, take a seat and we'll 265 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:42,600 bring out our process cardboard. Let's get into some real 266 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,240 passionate reviews here. Paddy writes. 267 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:50,360 He gives it one star, obviously. And he writes the coronavirus is 268 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,200 picking up peace, which is definitely a weird way to start 269 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,240 a TripAdvisor review of McDonald's and poacher. 270 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,240 I figured me and the gang would get our last burgers in for 271 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,280 probably a long time. Who the fuck is the gang? 272 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,320 You can you can say that if you live in America. 273 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,680 Hey, come on, Me and the gang are going to get some burgers. 274 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,960 Cool. What you can't do in Belfast. 275 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,760 Let's go. I think me and the gang are 276 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,440 going. Come on. 277 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,960 They got. I mean, I think the gang means 278 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,400 loyalist paramilitary. 100% that's the gang. 279 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:28,640 Oh my God, the gang. Presumably all sensible places 280 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,400 are staying at home. Sensible people are staying at 281 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,160 home to avoid contact, so the drive through should be 282 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,400 reasonably clear. And yes, we drive in to find 283 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,520 only one punter in front of us, and he's a doggy lover. 284 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,600 He thinks of the cute dog as a person so much that he's let his 285 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,440 big dog hang out the driver's window. 286 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,120 And of course, the teenage girls who are employed by McDonald's 287 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,720 are thrilled with this gorgeous pooch. 288 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,000 Who the fuck wrote this? JK Rowling. 289 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,760 So thrilled they pet it repeatedly. 290 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,200 Not one of them wash their hands as we pull up to collect our 291 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,800 food. I mean, yeah, they do that. 292 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,360 You know, if I hadn't already paid for the Happy Meals and 293 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,800 drinks, I would have told them to keep it. 294 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,520 They kind heard of. Oh, yeah. 295 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:13,520 I mean you've, you would have lost that 3.20 you and the gang. 296 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,360 You and the gang would be gutted. 297 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,800 The gang have been looking forward this for a long. 298 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,160 Hey, let's get the gang together. 299 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,880 Where are we going? On a mission in the Wild West? 300 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:29,600 Me and me and the gang? Nah, Butcher eh? 301 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:40,040 What all the all the female teen employees topped the straws in 302 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,840 their hand? I don't understand that. 303 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,360 Yeah, basically people like, lettered in the. 304 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,200 For God's sake. As if it's not. 305 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,000 It's not as if viruses are jumping around from animal to 306 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,680 animal in brackets. Wuhan. 307 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,320 We're thinking of going plant based this month, So what does 308 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,360 it matter? Petty. 309 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,360 She wasn't singing Happy Birthday as they washed their 310 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,520 hands. Oh, man, that's fucking 311 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,440 terrible. Patty again gets in touch three 312 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:14,240 months later. You know it's going to be good 313 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,720 when the heading is drugs in my kids happy meal. 314 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:25,560 Some kids would be absolutely buzzing Drugs in my kids happy 315 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,320 meal. My son and I went to the drive 316 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,240 through. We ordered 2 happy meals and 317 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,880 chicken Nuggets and one cheeseburger. 318 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,160 When we opened the meals, we found the leaf of marijuana 319 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:42,000 amongst the fries. Son, how are your chips there? 320 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,680 Ah, not cool, Dad. Marijuana. 321 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,760 How do you know, son? I don't. 322 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:56,360 I just guessed. How much of A legend is that? 323 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,120 McDonald's employees? Like, I don't just want to give 324 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,640 them a Happy Meal. I don't know how happy they're 325 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,080 going to be. Hold on a second. 326 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,040 Let me call them a dealer here. Salt Bay. 327 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,040 Marijuana in the Happy Meal. I mean, yeah, a lot of guys 328 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,520 would be absolutely buzzing with that. 329 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,359 You would be absolutely ripping though your wee son in the back. 330 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,400 All right, son, what's up? Your hand there? 331 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,160 You're halfway treating it. Oh, marijuana. 332 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,960 Enjoyable. My son's five. 333 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,240 I contacted the manager. He seemed sympathetic on the 334 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,480 phone. When I presented him with the 335 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,760 marijuana leaf, he became defensive on behalf of the staff 336 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,160 and tried to convince me it was a piece of lettuce. 337 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,160 Even though I'm professionally trained to identify drugs such 338 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:45,680 as marijuana as part of my job. He's a drug dealer. 339 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,400 Hold on, let me get them. Let me get them. 340 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,120 Luckily for me, I had a microscope in the boot. 341 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,400 Lucky. Lucky for me, I have a drug 342 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,680 testing kit with me. That old chestnut. 343 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,680 Hey, can I have a bit of iceberg lettuce from burger? 344 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:11,280 Hey, wait a minute. This is unacceptable. 345 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,560 I mean, yeah, it is. It definitely is in the kids 346 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,200 Happy meal. The fact that this was in a 347 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,120 children's meal means it should be taken seriously. 348 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,880 What I like there is he's basically being like, I mean, if 349 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,760 it's a big mark for an adult, these things happen. 350 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,080 Something doesn't taste right. My smarties. 351 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,680 Mcflurry. Oh no, ES. 352 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,360 This Chicken Mcnugget, the flavour and this is all has this 353 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,680 has this been depth in poppers? I am professionally trained 354 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,840 drugs and kids Happy Meal. How? 355 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,880 Well, they just have fun at McDonald's or fuck, you're not 356 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:59,040 going to believe us, Cheryl. You're not going to believe 357 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,360 this. It was kept in the way. 358 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:05,800 Man's full of fish. Oh, no, he sent photos in. 359 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:18,760 Oh, hey, Patty, just got to say, brother, I'm not really a big 360 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,800 drug guy, as everyone will be aware because I've just said the 361 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,760 phrase big drug guy. But yeah, I mean, I don't look 362 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,040 like I take drugs. I look like the sort of 32 year 363 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,160 old policeman who would like in a in a comedy film. 364 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,920 I would go into high school to try and go undercover to catch 365 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:39,480 people with drugs. That that is that isn't 366 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,560 marijuana made. And I'm not even professionally 367 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,760 trained. Despite your years of extensive 368 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,120 training. It it definitely is lettuce, you 369 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,040 know, 100% is lettuce. I mean, what's more believable? 370 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,840 It's lettuce that they also put in nearly all their food. 371 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,760 Or one of one of the McDonald's workers just had like a big 372 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,800 massive bit of marijuana in his eyebrow. 373 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,920 Didn't realise it when he left the house. 374 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:08,320 That's very very enjoyable. Manager has a stinking attitude. 375 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,680 Absolutely fuming. This is from the owner. 376 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,880 Absolutely fuming. Went through butcher drive 377 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,960 through this evening and ordered 2 separate meetings, one from a 378 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,480 partner, one from myself. Drove home money to realise my 379 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,840 order was completely wrong. Which is fine as it's a simple 380 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,880 mistake in brackets. We all make them. 381 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,600 Preach sister. So drove back up to the drive 382 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,440 thru to swap the order. I mean I definitely wouldn't go 383 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,000 back. It depends how far away you 384 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,520 live. When arriving at the second 385 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,640 window to exchange orders, I'm greeted by the manager, S, who 386 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,480 had the most disgusting attitude. 387 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,640 It's as though this was my fault and I was in an inconvenience 388 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,200 tour. She swapped the meals. 389 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,360 When I went to hand her the juice from the previous meal, 390 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,720 she refused to exchange it for a new one, insisting it was fine. 391 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,440 I've never been as insulted by a McDonald's employee as I have 392 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,040 been tonight. Will definitely not be back to 393 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:03,440 the Butcher Rd branch. I mean these people must be so 394 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,120 human that they can't wait. Like I guarantee she still had 395 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,520 McDonald's on her fingers as she was typing that on her laptop 396 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,080 top. Furious. 397 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,480 Don't know what it is. What McDonald's drive thru. 398 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,360 They seem to get the order wrong 99% of the time. 399 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,720 Said Sean. Why you go mate? 400 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,040 Find other places. Came here today, asked for 1/4 a 401 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,200 pint. There were no cheese, which is 402 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,040 what I was given according to the sticker near each side of 403 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,880 the box. When I got home and discovered 404 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,680 there were fresh onions and the burger despite the labels and no 405 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:36,080 fresh onions. I understand this is a trivial 406 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,680 thing in the grand scheme of things. 407 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,720 I mean, yeah, it is, you know, coronavirus, but it keeps 408 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,920 happening on the clearly after reading some of the other 409 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,880 reviews, it happens a lot. The management at this place 410 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,600 clearly don't care as they have not responded to anyone here. 411 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,960 So only option is to take. That's the corporate 412 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,080 headquarters. Shawn. 413 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,600 You're right mate. You're absolutely right. 414 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,360 Never get an order right. Staff fight with each other 415 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,560 behind the counter. Dr Thru made me go and park and 416 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,800 bring the order up with stuff missing. 417 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:10,760 Yeah, I mean people just are not. 418 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,280 So yeah, people just give them off. 419 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:22,680 OK, Last one, Gazza gets in touch, very Belfast name and 420 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,200 says Boucher Rd Staff of Poland went to the drive thru with my 421 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,960 kids. They want their milkshakes and 422 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,520 Mcflurries with their meals. But I was told the machine 423 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,880 wasn't working, which they never seemed to be. 424 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,720 This person says in brackets. Immediately put in the error 425 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,720 suspicion into the atmosphere. I got to the collection window 426 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,160 and there was Mcflurry sitting for the order beside mine. 427 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,240 When I asked why I was told the machine wasn't working when 428 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,000 others behind me in stores seem to be getting there's no 429 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,680 problem. The manager then the girl then 430 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,760 called the manager and explained why while herself and the 431 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,680 manager proceeded to think this was hilarious and laugh on my 432 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,840 face. To say I wasn't best pleased was 433 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,320 an understatement. They were rude and didn't care 434 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,040 how they treat customers and won't be back. 435 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:12,280 Absolute disgrace. Yeah, I mean, bad, bad, bad. 436 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:18,320 Somebody says yeah, I mean, not, not ideal at all. 437 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,400 Can we just find like, let's, let's find the ultimate, let's 438 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,920 find one that's really going to I mean, I'm going to go for a 439 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,160 different McDonald's. I'm going to go for the one at 440 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:31,760 Colin's Water because yeah, I want a big one to finish here 441 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,480 because that's what we like, you know what I mean? 442 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,840 We like hearing about people that are just ripping people 443 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,360 that are giving off a bite, bad customer service. 444 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,800 I don't even it's mad that you would go home and do it even at 445 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,760 the time. I'd never be that fuming. 446 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,400 I just love the headings of these beyond belief, Mark says. 447 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,600 Regularly visit for breakfast at weekend and honestly can say 448 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,520 that in three years the staff have very rarely got my order 449 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,120 correct. The definition though, Mark of 450 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:10,560 Madness is I think doing the same thing loads of times and 451 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:15,200 expecting a different outcome. I usually order for six people. 452 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,920 All right, you've loads of mates, you're hard. 453 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,440 Every week one person will have no food or the wrong food. 454 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,400 Full sugar drinks instead of diet and coffee instead of hot 455 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,720 chocolate, which isn't good when we have diabetics. 456 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,520 One child is allergic to caffeine. 457 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:38,840 I can't have that caffeine. The funny thing is we go back to 458 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,080 complain. There's always a queue of people 459 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,520 doing the same. They must waste some food anyway 460 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,880 so fed up this morning. Just have to drive to another 461 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,560 one instead. Pure joke. 462 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,840 Don't know how hard it is for staff to read orders and check 463 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,640 them. Disgraceful. 464 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,800 Yeah. I think I would very much enjoy 465 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,160 a McDonald's at the minute though. 466 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,840 And like, sometimes I even prefer it when there's a wee bit 467 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,840 of bad customer service. As long as you get the food that 468 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,920 you want, I kind of do like it. One person has a bit of a bad 469 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,280 attitude and you can laugh. You're laughing at them and they 470 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,720 don't realise what's yours. And you. 471 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,280 Hi. Yeah. 472 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,840 Like, I'm always really overly plagued to those people. 473 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,360 But it doesn't register with them. 474 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,800 What? Every McDonald's window in 475 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,840 Belfast, you build up to it. What? 476 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,440 What do you want? Your fucking class. 477 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,560 Do you Do you think you're mad? Is that it? 478 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,000 Uh huh. Fuck off. 479 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,760 Or would I, could I just order some food? 480 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,560 No. Yes, you can. 481 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,840 At Burger King. Ba ba, ba ba. 482 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:49,080 Fuck off. Away you go. 483 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,480 I'm gonna take another big sip of tea. 484 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Oh, that's good. Dave Elliot, just text me there. 485 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,640 I should point out this is sort of friend I am. 486 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,800 I'm godfather to Dave and Catherine's beautiful daughter 487 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:10,080 Holly, and I like to inflict just a wee bit of misery on Dave 488 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,600 because he's my friend and we all that's a sign of friendship 489 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,120 when you like to really like see your friend not doing too well. 490 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,280 And whenever Holly was sort of able to walk for the first time 491 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:26,080 around that kind of age, I bought her a roll out piano that 492 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,880 you stand on, you know, like a mini wee piano mat. 493 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,920 And she absolutely loved it. And I don't know if she still 494 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,240 has it, but she used to just run up and down it. 495 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:41,040 And I put Dave's head away. So their family dog passed away. 496 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:47,560 Big Mr Charlie RIP. And I said, Dave, I'll, I'll say 497 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,720 I'm going to send Holly some stuff just to cheer up or 498 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,320 whatever. And then I got her a Peppa Pig 499 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,320 teddy, like a big Peppa Pig teddy. 500 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,200 And genuinely, I was going to get her a wee toy electric 501 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,600 guitar. I was like, what can I get 502 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,240 that's really going to create? No, I was thinking like a pellet 503 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,400 gun. Could I get her a pellet gun 504 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,760 that she could shoot Dave with like when he sleeps and stuff in 505 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,840 in in the eyes. But what I settled on was like a 506 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,040 kids keyboard, a keyboard. And I wanted a loud one. 507 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,440 And he, he text my wife and said thanks for the gifts even, which 508 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,240 was weird because she didn't pay for it and I shouldn't play any 509 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,480 part in the purchasing of those particular gifts. 510 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,040 I, I did all of it. So really, yes, it was a gift 511 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,760 for both of us. But you know, mainly what I 512 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,480 don't like. I don't like it when you just do 513 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,880 something and then you're thanked like as a couple or as a 514 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,400 family. I think be specific with your 515 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,000 thanks, you know, because if she bought it or like if it was a 516 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,960 gift for her friends and they thanked me, I would go listen, I 517 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:49,040 can't accept, you know, I, I, I'd be like, I'd be like a 518 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,880 high-ranking police chief and someone's trying to give you a 519 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,360 gift. I go listen, that's part of my 520 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,280 job. I can't take that. 521 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,000 I didn't do anything for it. So he texts her and was like, 522 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,080 ah, thanks for this. But we don't have any batteries 523 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,240 in the house. So Jet, here's the sort of guy I 524 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,920 am. I'm going on the Amazon after 525 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,800 this podcast to order him and get delivered from Amazon. 526 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,880 So many batteries, so many batteries. 527 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,960 So anything I send her, and I might send her different stuff 528 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,360 every week. A drum kit, you know, a 529 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:22,560 chainsaw, but like a kids safe chainsaw, which you know, 530 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,600 probably doesn't exist. All were batteries. 531 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,120 I'm going to buy generators, I'm going to buy solar powered 532 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,960 things just to make sure that that happens because you know 533 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,720 what, that makes me happy. And the thought of that might 534 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,800 cheer some people up at the McDonald's drive through 535 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,120 whenever they're going through. Wasn't too happy there. 536 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,120 Why? Because there appeared to be 537 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,760 crystal meth. There appeared to be crystal 538 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,240 meth liquidised into my son's fruit shoot. 539 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,960 So how do you think I feel? I'd like a refund, please. 540 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,280 All right, fair enough. That actually is pretty bad. 541 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,640 Guys. We're going to be back in the 542 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,520 second-half of the pod with the listeners questions. 543 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,760 So many good listeners questions this week. 544 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,280 We'll get through them all. See you in a little bit of a 545 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:13,360 second. Zippers let me quickly interrupt 546 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,760 the TV podcast to plug two things Numero. 547 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,360 One, the patreonpatreon.com/T With Me podcast. 548 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,840 We do this podcast on a Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 549 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,680 The Monday episode is a bonus episode that only goes out in 550 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,280 Patreon. Also, I'm getting my stand up 551 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,200 edited from the Waterfront Hall last year in Belfast and and 552 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,000 it's just going to go out on the Patreon. 553 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,800 At first I'll put little clips on Facebook and YouTube and all 554 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,560 that kind of thing. But if you want the full thing, 555 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,840 maybe you want to do like a pre a world premiere in your house. 556 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,800 I would like that. You want to put on a suit, you 557 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,920 know, you want to get your you want to get your mum sort of 558 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,880 like dolled up her earrings on, you know, very long white 559 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,400 gloves, sipping a martini. I like it. 560 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,680 OK. I would really like that. 561 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,720 I would like people to get dressed up in suits and dresses 562 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,080 whenever I put this on and just say like watching the wee man 563 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,000 world premiere hashtag money told productions. 564 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,000 It's not money told productions. But yeah, that's going to go on 565 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,400 the Patreon. Also main producer Dan are short 566 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,400 night, a live episode which is likely to be the 14th of June. 567 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,320 Oh shit. Guests on. 568 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,240 You get a wee call for Zoom If you're a Patreon, it's free for 569 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,440 patreonpatreon.com/TV podcast. That's the only way you get to 570 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,640 see it. And at the same time, I know not 571 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,080 everyone can support the Patreon. 572 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,680 So if you can't listen, it's all good. 573 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,960 I still love you, you still love me. 574 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,520 It's fine. And also, yeah, I want to plug 575 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,040 Waterfront Hall. So my Waterfront Hall shows. 576 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,760 Would you guys mind anyone watching video podcast if I put 577 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,080 my leg up a wee bit like that? Hopefully that's OK. 578 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,440 And that doesn't offend you too much. 579 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,400 My video podcast comes out on the Nope, it doesn't. 580 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,320 So there you go. And The thing is, that's why 581 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,600 producer Dan should be breaking locked and that's why he should 582 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,880 be on the ladder. My spare room window here, 583 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,320 because I don't know if you guys know this, but I had to move 584 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,280 anything you do. I had to move out of my studio 585 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,800 room, which was the box room in our house because of the baby. 586 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:16,000 And that's, you know, instantly sly behaviour from the baby. 587 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,040 Throw me out of my office. So I, you know, you guys 588 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,960 probably think I've got some like unreal setup. 589 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,520 You guys probably think I'm in like an aeroplane hanger, but 590 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,440 I'm not. I'm just looking at my spare 591 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:32,080 room. There's slide robes, weird flex 592 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,440 just telling you that I have slide robes. 593 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,560 There's noise, makeup, chair and all stuff. 594 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,600 There's my green screen and cabin. 595 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,960 What I'm saying is the money toad is not in his natural 596 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,200 environment. His natural environment though 597 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,120 is the stage doing stand up. My Waterfront Hall show in 598 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,280 Belfast was supposed to be in September, but we had to move it 599 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,200 back because of the old COVID. So we've put it back to the 6th 600 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,320 of February. There isn't that many tickets 601 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,360 left. I think it's pretty close to 602 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,600 selling out. Last time I got told. 603 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,560 So if you want to go to that, go on the Waterfront Hall website 604 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,760 and come and see me. Why do you never come and see 605 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,440 me? So yeah, come check that out. 606 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,280 On with the pod, Sip sip zippers. 607 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,760 Welcome back to the second-half of the Tea With Me podcast where 608 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,520 we just go in hard on listeners questions. 609 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,960 We have quite a few of them this week. 610 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,800 We'll get it going. Rebus gets in touch. 611 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,680 Big friend of the podcast Big Sipper says we all know there's 612 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,280 nothing better than tea, but like all things, tea can have a 613 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,960 dark side. I previously mentioned making my 614 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:41,640 mum boke when she sipped when she sipped on my bag. 615 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:46,320 Now there's more to that sentence, but I just got to. 616 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,080 I made my mum boke when she sipped on my bag and like my 617 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:55,080 brain stopped and just just sort of like, let let that sentence 618 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,480 sink in. But there's more to it. 619 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,480 My mum booked when she sipped on my bag that I'd accidentally 620 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,000 left in the cup. But my question is, what's your 621 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,240 worst experience involving tea? I'm pretty sure that's happened 622 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,640 to me before where I've gone to drink of tea and realised the 623 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,120 tea bag was there and then I've gone to drink it a bit and then 624 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,600 the tea bag has hit the back of my throat and I've nearly been 625 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,200 sick or like spot the tea back in. 626 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,560 That's not been good. When tea goes down the wrong 627 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,120 way, it's a good. It's doubly bad because it goes 628 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,440 back the wrong way and you have a coffin fed, but then you cough 629 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,600 the hot tea over yourself so you're getting like, you know, 630 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,960 12th degree burns like nothing too serious. 631 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,040 Unless, I don't know, the way degree burns work is like first 632 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,680 degree burns the worst or are they the best to get? 633 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,040 I don't know, but that's something that we should look 634 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,360 into. And if there's any fireman 635 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,240 zippers, listen and let me know. Or women like fireman women, not 636 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,920 firemen or just women. Ideally you work for the fire 637 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,120 service. Regardless, I don't know why 638 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,600 your gender is important. What's my worst experience 639 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,840 involving tea? Probably this isn't the 640 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,120 anecdote, by the way, where I that I do in stand up with 641 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,240 ordering tea in America after I had told that when I was in 642 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,360 America again, to prove to you that, you know, all this stuff's 643 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,639 real. I was in Chicago and which up 644 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:16,120 until I went on that trip, I was called Chicago, but there's no R 645 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,360 in there. So I'm back to calling it 646 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,440 Chicago. But at some point in the future 647 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:22,880 I might actually start calling it Chicago again because it just 648 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,280 sounds better to me. But then I was there and beside 649 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,040 the comedy club I was playing, there was a really like hipster 650 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,679 coffee place. And I went in and of course, I'm 651 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:37,880 only looking for tea because one of my like pre gig traditions is 652 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,199 I like to have a cup of tea to walk into the show with, you 653 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:43,360 know, like to sit backstage sipping on a wee cup of tea. 654 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,239 Keeps me nice and calm. And I went into this place and 655 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:56,040 there was a very sexy, there was a very sexy guy serving me, but 656 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,920 like at the scene, like he was a guy. 657 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,640 But there was like there was there was gender. 658 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,640 What would you say? What's it, What would be the 659 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,440 best way to say this? There, there, there was 660 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:16,720 certainly more than one gender in this in this guy's trunk, if 661 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,800 that makes sense. Like he had a lot of makeup on 662 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,400 his, his gear was kind of like some of it was like what a what 663 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,360 a man would traditionally wear. Some of it was straight up 664 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,400 fishnet and, and I liked it. And he, I'll be honest, he 665 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,480 bewitched me a bit and I could tell like, he liked me. 666 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,560 Like, especially when I, you know, because he liked the 667 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,760 accent and stuff. And you know, it was just, it 668 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,800 was definitely weird. I mean, I stayed with him for 669 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,080 about a week after that. But yeah, I ordered tea from 670 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,640 this guy. First of all, I think he was 671 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,960 enchanted that I was the first person to order breakfast tea in 672 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,480 there because everyone was just having coffees. 673 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:57,440 And so he makes my tea and he leaves it sitting on the 674 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,600 counter, but like slightly too far back so I couldn't reach it. 675 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,560 And I was like, do I go to grab this or is he going to slide it 676 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,120 on me? And I went to grab it and he 677 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,520 went, honey, it's a 3 minute brew. 678 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:16,280 And I said right, but I said I'm actually from Ireland. 679 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,880 And he said what does that mean? And I was, I was like, oh, we 680 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,120 don't normally like wait, you know, that is holding a cup of 681 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,560 tea back. But I can still see my tea even 682 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:32,280 after I'd paid for it is the biggest Irish cock tease of all 683 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,440 time. You know, I'd paid for it. 684 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,440 I was ready to drink it. Who waits 3 minutes? 685 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,920 Like I like, I drink a tea. I like to burn my throat when I 686 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,080 drink tea. I like that tea hot. 687 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,320 You know what he's like all the science to it. 688 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,480 And that's happened to me by the way and established in Belfast, 689 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,120 which I like. It's a lovely spot. 690 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,040 But I've gone in before and the guy said to me, bro, just to let 691 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,080 you know, it's it's a 4 minute brew, OK? 692 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,440 And I'm like, OK, bro, I'll be drinking it in three seconds. 693 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,240 Dade, just to let you know, this is a 94 minute brew. 694 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,360 Will not be will not be cool though. 695 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,120 Yeah, but then we stick it in the microwave. 696 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,120 All right, OK, that that genuinely happened to me and 697 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,760 established Dade, just to let you know, the ideal temperature 698 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,240 is ah, let me stop you there because I've finished it. 699 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,200 Is it or am I already? I think I'd treat you like a 700 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,720 Jagger ball, bro, just to let you. 701 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:33,560 Oh, Bucky Strank it. You're barred. 702 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,720 You know, this guy just had the toe in Carhartt. 703 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,040 Carhartt hat, straight rim. Weird. 704 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,440 And people have a straight rim at the top unless they're the 705 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:48,240 rapper. Fat Joe Carhart jacket, Carhartt 706 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:53,200 T-shirt, Carhart jeans, Yuma King football boots with studs 707 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,080 in. Why do you have those? 708 00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:01,400 It's a new thing, dude. Dude, that dude, it's a dude. 709 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,640 That's a very special brew. Just like you don't have to do 710 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,800 this, but bro, it's a very special brew where what you need 711 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,040 to do is as soon as I pour this, if you run up to the top of Key 712 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,560 of Hell and do a wee wee and come back, that's a perfect 713 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,640 brew. Dude. 714 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,880 If you want to chop off your finger, it's the perfect brew. 715 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,840 You know, just here's the thing, my rule, my policy, pour me it 716 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,720 and step away. Pour me it and leave me to it. 717 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,920 But yeah, that was the embarrassing moment I had with a 718 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,160 guy because he didn't want to give me it and I wanted my tea. 719 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,440 And I think it was a 3 minute brew or something. 720 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,080 He said. I think I managed to get it 721 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,560 after about 90 seconds, but he was ripping that I hadn't waited 722 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,960 the whole time and I was ripping that. 723 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,200 I had to wait even longer than that that he was a real cute, 724 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,000 sexy guy. RJ says. 725 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,400 Who's your ideal guest to have for tea? 726 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,600 My ideal guest to have for tea for the podcast, like say we do 727 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,200 a Live 1. My ideal guest would probably 728 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:06,680 be, I think Kim Jong Un would be pretty sweet to have on because, 729 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,480 you know, there's not going to be a shortage of things to talk 730 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:14,360 about for sure. You know, I would, I would want 731 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,520 to know a lot of things like mid what's what is what's the crack 732 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,120 with all the stuff you guys are doing? 733 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,160 You know, I, I would go mid North Korean. 734 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,080 What are you guys up to? You know, my first question, the 735 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,080 Kim Jong Un to be and This is why I should interview. 736 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,920 If they're like, OK, a Western journalist is going to get the 737 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,000 interview, Kim Jong Un. This is why it should be me. 738 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,160 My first question, Kim MIT, you know, I'd probably be dead at 739 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,320 that point. You know, they probably actually 740 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,520 hit me at that point for some disrespect by calling them MIT, 741 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,840 but I go Kim Chom. What are you guys up to? 742 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,240 That'd be my first and probably only question. 743 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,680 I I would really enjoy that. But my ideal guest. 744 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:57,440 I don't know, I'd like to have maybe Serene McKellen. 745 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,360 I think Serene McKellen would be a lot of fun. 746 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,800 I could definitely see him drinking tea out of like quite a 747 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,960 small cup. I think he'd like that and he'd 748 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,880 really enjoy his tea. Like I think he'd have the pinky 749 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,200 out. He'd take a bit of time. 750 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,160 Stephen Fry for the same re Attenborough. 751 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,600 Let's get out on the live podcast. 752 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,240 Let's try and do that. Let's just get a lot of old guys 753 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,000 on. I think out bro would be pretty 754 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,880 great yeah let's get let's maybe get JK Rowling on as well just 755 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,240 because I mentioned earlier and I kind of like I like Harry 756 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,720 Potter. Let's get Daniel Radcliffe on 757 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,760 dream guest De Niro would be pretty cool. 758 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:42,320 I would like to have Pamela Ballantine. 759 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,040 I just see it as being like a guest, you know, like guest 760 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,720 heavy. You know, I say we get like 4 761 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,840 guests on. We get a musical guest. 762 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,720 We have a musical guest who's agreed to do it, which will be 763 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:56,680 class to play out the show. And George Michael, God rest 764 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,160 him. If I would like, if George, if 765 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,200 they were able to somehow, and I don't know if they can, but 766 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,320 bring George back. Hashtag BGB. 767 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,160 I would definitely enjoy that. Let's go outside in the 768 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,120 sunshine. What I really like is, and this 769 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,880 is a little bit off topic, but George Michael got arrested for 770 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:26,120 like having sex in public with some some fella and he I think a 771 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,280 lot of people were like, you should be ashamed George having 772 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,760 sex. I think he's having sex in the 773 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,720 public toilets. And, you know, at the same time, 774 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:37,360 the boys will be boys. And what I really like is people 775 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,080 are like, George, you should be ashamed of yourself. 776 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,880 And George might go in. Oh, really? 777 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,240 Yeah. Let me write this song. 778 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,880 And he had a song called Outside, Let's Go outside in the 779 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,560 sunshine. And I think that came out in 780 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:56,000 2009. No two 2008 And I remember that 781 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,200 song came out when I was 10 and I remember singing it all the 782 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200 time. I know you want to. 783 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,200 And I thought it was like George Michael outside was a song by 784 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,960 like playing outside, you know, going to like play football with 785 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,040 your mates because like maybe you're in the house all day and 786 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,480 that's let's go outside in the sunshine. 787 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:19,800 And I really enjoyed that. But then I realised that it's 788 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,840 not about that. It's it's about George getting 789 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:30,720 outside with, with like, you know, gentlemen friends and just 790 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,120 and just having, having a good time. 791 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,880 I think I'm. Is that that song? 792 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,680 I think I'm done with the sofa. Yeah, it is outside. 793 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,560 Yeah. Yeah. 794 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,120 I thought it was the wrong song for a second. 795 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,080 Let's go outside in the sunshine. 796 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,280 I know you want to, but you can't stay here. 797 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,440 Take me to the places that I love best. 798 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,720 George wasn't talking about, you know, his local football pitch. 799 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,000 He was talking with public toilets. 800 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,320 And I like it that the guy just totally owned that moment. 801 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,360 There's nothing here but flesh and bone. 802 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,200 There's nothing more. Let's go outside in the 803 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,240 sunshine. Oh, yeah. 804 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,000 And yes, I've been bad. Doctor, won't you do with me 805 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,360 what you can? I think about it all the time. 806 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,040 I'd service the community. I But I already have, you see, 807 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,080 on the rail from George. I think he got community service 808 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,720 for it. And he says I'd service the 809 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,280 community, but I already have. You see, he's service guys. 810 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,600 Unbelievable. Absolutely love that from 811 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,000 Geordie. I loved him. 812 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,240 Let's go outside when the moon is high and the grass is 813 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,360 jumping. Come on, just keep on funking, 814 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,200 keep on funking, keep on funking. 815 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,080 And I think by that he means replace the F with it with an S 816 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,600 Disrespectful, but at the same time love you, George, man, 817 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,280 genuinely, I think he was class O, Mathinson says. 818 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,160 By the way, watch the George Michael video where he sings 819 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,680 Somebody Love the Queen song. I think it was before Live Aid 820 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,040 Queen. The band were like warming up 821 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,840 without Freddie Mercury and George just sings with him 822 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,880 backstage. Every artist involved in Live 823 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,200 Aid, like the biggest artist in the world at the time, just 824 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,000 watch George absolutely spellbound because the guy's 825 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,600 class O Matheson said if you had to live in a non-english 826 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,040 speaking country, which one would you choose and why? 827 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:24,320 A non-english speaking country and probably France or Spain, 828 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:29,840 because I did those languages at school at GCSE and I think it 829 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,720 wouldn't take that long before I understood a little bit of what 830 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:37,240 people were saying. Portugal as well. 831 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,560 Like I didn't do Portuguese at school. 832 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,080 That'd be weird. I don't think anyone did 833 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,480 Portuguese at school. Northern Ireland. 834 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:49,440 But Abrigado, I can say that. I mean, Spanish is probably, I 835 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,400 probably was better at French in school than I was at Spanish, 836 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,480 but I prefer French. But then again, I always think 837 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,640 at the start of lockdown I was like, if I learn language, I'm 838 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,560 going to learn Spanish, but I absolutely haven't. 839 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,440 I mean, I've, I've actually not thought about it in any way. 840 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,400 So if anything, I've learned less Spanish since lockdown 841 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,360 started because I haven't thought in any way about 842 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,720 learning Spanish, but that would be pretty cool. 843 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:16,280 I also think it'd be absolutely boss to just know Cantonese but 844 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:22,120 not tell any of your mates and then go go to Hong Kong. 845 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,760 Is that I think that's one of these big companies in Hong 846 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,840 Kong. And then just so many people are 847 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,080 going to mug me off if that's wrong. 848 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:36,320 But I would like to go to Cantona and just be fluent in 849 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,040 front of your mates. I think that would be a pretty 850 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,960 nice time. Martin Moorhead Would you rather 851 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,800 be attacked by 12 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? 852 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,280 12 duck sized horses, not a problem. 853 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,160 A massive fate. So I think it'd be sweet. 854 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,400 Prom sandwich says dinner date Michelle or Arlene. 855 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,240 I mean, that is the most quintessential stereotypical 856 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,160 Northern Irish comedy podcast question. 857 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,920 It's always Michelle or Arlene. Michelle, Arlene snog, marry, 858 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,560 kill, that kind of thing. Look, they're both den a tough 859 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,920 job at the minute. Let's give them a little bit of 860 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,240 space, a bit of love, a bit of respect. 861 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,320 And as soon as this is over, let's get back to oh, check out 862 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,320 the grill there roasting. OK, let's get back to roasting 863 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,600 them. But for now, just like wait 864 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:29,560 until they've sorted it all out. Baz says what's the best tabloid 865 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,560 to catch up on all the paramilitary Goss? 866 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,640 You guys know I love paramilitary Goss. 867 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:39,880 I would say definitely the Sunday World, you know, the 868 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,560 Sunday life, I feel like it likes to think that it's, it's 869 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,840 got a little bit more glamour and class to it. 870 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,560 You know, they like to do like a little bit more celebrity stuff. 871 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,160 They like to be, you know, they've got their entertainment 872 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,680 pull out to think and, and it's a little bit more like knitted 873 00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,400 jumpers and like 2 hands over a big cup of coffee, that kind of 874 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,560 thing. But they just can't help but 875 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,360 like, sometimes when a bit of paramilitary Goss comes out, you 876 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,960 know, they're probably thinking, okay, we're set this week. 877 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,280 We're going to have the front page. 878 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,800 We're going to have Maliki Kush talking about a new rug that 879 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,440 he's got in his caravan, and we're going to do a lovely 880 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,720 feature. But then at the same time, the 881 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,840 paramilitaries will do something and the editors probably go, 882 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,760 alright, then fired on the front page, come on, let's get 883 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,200 involved. Whereas the Sunday World are all 884 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,120 about paramilitaries like 100%. Like I genuinely think if there 885 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,640 was going to be like a fool, like if all the paramilitaries 886 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,520 went, listen, we're stopping business. 887 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,840 We're all getting out of the game after coronavirus. 888 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,400 I think the Sunday World will go. 889 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,280 Listen, don't be stopping because the people need this. 890 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,120 People need the Goss, you know, so I don't know, I feel like 891 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,880 this Sunday World is probably where you're going to get it. 892 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,960 But when the life does it, it's good because you know that they 893 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,040 dropped away like local celebrity story to do it. 894 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,440 Sunday World, fantastic. I did a bit in my old stand up 895 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,960 show, which you'll see on the Patreon show from last year 896 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,040 about our paramilitary nicknames and why they're so great. 897 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,480 You know, the paramilitaries aren't great, but the nicknames 898 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,920 are, like the way they call guys, like fat back and stuff. 899 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,440 Billy, Fat back, Thompson, you know, I've made that one up. 900 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,360 But it's entirely plausible. I love that because nowhere else 901 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,800 does that in the world. So, yeah, probably the world. 902 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,600 Like I'm surprised the world don't do. 903 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,320 I'm sure in the past they've done, like, calendars, you know, 904 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:33,360 like sexy paramilitary boys. 1994, Just all the guys in 905 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,880 stonewashed denims, 6 pack and hoop earrings, blonde curtains. 906 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,880 Fuck, I couldn't be excited thinking about that. 907 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,640 Giles Strutt says. Morning, Shane. 908 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,680 Hope things are well with you. Thanks very much, man. 909 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,400 They are. What are your thoughts on 910 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,160 Boris's right hand man breaking lockdown rules? 911 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,840 Justified or no? This is where my ignorance comes 912 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,320 out. I don't watch or read the news. 913 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,200 I know that this this guy called Dominic Cummings like drove 914 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,720 quite far away to see his wife and kids or something and then 915 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,600 spoofed about it and then came out and basically said I'm not 916 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,440 sorry and I'm not saying sorry. No bastard. 917 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,800 So I don't know was he justified? 918 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,520 I've no, I've no idea. I don't know enough about the 919 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,440 story, Giles, but it seems that the the reason people are 920 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,240 probably so pissed off is you can't be the person that gives 921 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,640 the advice and you can't do these things and then you do the 922 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,520 thing. I think everyday people like us, 923 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:31,400 you could like in some way break the rules and then go, oh fuck, 924 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,720 here. Actually, I apologise, I wasn't 925 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,400 too clear on the rule. I think it's easy to be unclear 926 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,680 as long as you're not taking the piss. 927 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,440 I think it's easy to be unclear on the rules by a bit. 928 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,960 And then if someone corrects you go, oh, shit, actually, I had no 929 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,480 idea, you know, But I think when you're the guy whose job it is, 930 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,680 is to go here's what we're doing and then you don't do the thing, 931 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:57,240 yes, Dick, you know, But at the end of the day, I fuck, I don't 932 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:57,880 know. I don't know enough. 933 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:03,920 But I know that on Radio Ulster, it's been in the press that Neil 934 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:09,280 McKeever when she was doing her show was like the mics were down 935 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,960 or she thought and then they went to the news or something. 936 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,360 And I think she was talking about that story and called 937 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,760 Dominic Cummings a name. I think that's more ridiculous. 938 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,560 The people are like, that's terrible. 939 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,680 No, no way. That show needs to go. 940 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:29,760 Hey, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? 941 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,000 Some people went no way. You can't you can't she she's 942 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,560 doing a show on BBC and you have to be you have to be not bias, 943 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,280 yes, but the mic, she didn't think the mics were on. 944 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,920 You know, I mean, it's different if you came back from a song 945 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,120 when that was Fleetwood Mac and dreams. 946 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,400 Dominic Cummings is a twat. You know, let's go to bar best 947 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,160 for the weather. I think that cat that you almost 948 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,360 forget about that kind of behaviour because we're in 949 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,080 lockdown and you don't see it as much, but you forget that that 950 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,280 will come back. People that comment that kind of 951 00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,760 thing. Or maybe I'm just not seeing it 952 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,120 as much because I'm not up to date with the news. 953 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:09,520 These people who clearly have never made any sort of slight 954 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,800 mistake in their lives and they're like, no, you can't, you 955 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,720 can't. You can't say a bad word even if 956 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,040 you're offer. You can't, you just can't do it. 957 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,200 You know, these are the same people who probably kick pigeons 958 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,720 to death. I think that's mental. 959 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:31,400 I think it's absolutely mental. And and you know, listen, if 960 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,920 anybody, if you would expect that of anybody in local radio, 961 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,920 it's your boy here, me and Dave. I mean, something like that is 962 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,440 going to happen to us at some point. 963 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:47,720 And it's just human. Like it's a very, very simple 964 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,080 error to make, but it's not even really an an error. 965 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,080 You know what I mean? Like that, I didn't plan to talk 966 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,360 about this, but it just, it just pisses me off a bit. 967 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,600 It just pisses me off because people are like, oh, it's a 968 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,240 personal opinion, yes, but it wasn't intended for broadcast 969 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:08,880 you fucking idiot. Anyway, Nathan Morrow says, is 970 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,840 Earl Grey tea just for the middle class? 971 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,880 We're haters of we're haters of Earl Grey tea on on this 972 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,520 podcast. We it doesn't really get 973 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,560 respected amongst the sippers. You know, if you show up to a 974 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,600 sipper event with your own Earl Grey, you'll be accepted because 975 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,280 technically it is tea, but at the same time you're going to be 976 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,000 shunned a bit. Like there will be a separate 977 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,160 Earl Grey table and we'll probably, like, I don't probably 978 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,000 end up like beating the shit out of those guys and stealing their 979 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,160 luncheon money. I don't know. 980 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,960 Is it a middle class thing? Yes, Earl Grey's definitely a 981 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,920 middle class thing. Like if you went into, you know, 982 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,400 Greasy Spoon Cafe in Belfast Castle Street or whatever and 983 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,240 you went here, could I have a tea there as well, please? 984 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,440 Yes, no problem. How do you take your tea? 985 00:52:55,720 --> 00:53:00,160 Earl Grey? You would expect to be turfed 986 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,160 out 100%. You would expect to be in 987 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,000 Magalibre that night. So yeah, it is a middle class. 988 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,080 I don't think anyone enjoys Earl Grey. 989 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,760 I don't. Connor says that with my Oh 990 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,320 yeah. So whenever I posted the call 991 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,920 first for questions for this, I'd really quiffed my hair up. 992 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,880 In fact, I hadn't intentionally done it. 993 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,960 My hair was just a little bit out of control. 994 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,760 And he said at that point that I'm starting to look like they 995 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,640 always love the Miss Steven Clements with with my hair like 996 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,120 that. And I absolutely get what what 997 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,280 you mean by that, because any time I would go to do Steven 998 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,880 Clemens show, like on on queue radio when it when he was there, 999 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,520 then I didn't do his radio also show. 1000 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:45,720 But when he when he was on queue, his quiff was always 1001 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,200 beyond perfect. And I remember all I think I 1002 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,720 maybe even asked them. I was like, dude, here's the 1003 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:55,400 thing with my quiff, right? When my quiff sits, well, if I 1004 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,040 go out and it's windy or it's raining or whatever, they ruined 1005 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:04,520 my quiff will not withstand it. But Steven Clements always had a 1006 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:09,480 phenomenal, phenomenal quiff. You know, when it was, it was a 1007 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,440 little bit wild as well. You know what I mean? 1008 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,520 Like, it wasn't like I play at sea. 1009 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,760 If like when I have a quiff, it's just like a clump of hair 1010 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,120 up in One Direction. But he had like different layers 1011 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,720 to it. He had little bits going off 1012 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:23,600 both sides. And yeah, that for some reason 1013 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,160 that gave me a real laugh. I comment because whenever I 1014 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,840 think of Steven, one of the first things I think is Stephen 1015 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,800 always had absolutely perfect hair, which is really weird 1016 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,680 thing to think. And yeah, Stephen, I can't 1017 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,720 remember what I saw on social media recently. 1018 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:42,920 It was something about Stephen Clements and what a guy, what a 1019 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,400 guy I know. Yeah, I know this is all like 1020 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:50,080 kind of off topic, but then he was he was class. 1021 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,640 We we talked about him on an I think maybe an episode of this. 1022 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,880 I talked about it. But we did on on the Boy time 1023 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,360 podcast as well because, you know, Dave had been on the show 1024 00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:03,120 before and we'd met him at a couple of things and just just 1025 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,440 the nicest guy, like honestly the nicest guy. 1026 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,080 I always say this about him whenever you like, if I hadn't 1027 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,200 seen him in a while or whatever and couple times we met for a 1028 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,480 coffee, he would ask you like, what are you up to at the 1029 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,520 minute? What are you working on? 1030 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,280 And then the second question would be, is there any way I can 1031 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:27,000 help, you know, And it's rare because so many people do ask, 1032 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,200 like, what are you up to? But they're only asking 1033 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,720 sometimes, like, obviously because they want to then tell 1034 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,360 you actually what they're doing, which they thinks better or they 1035 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,000 want to like, you know, get in with it or something like that. 1036 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,000 He just wanted to know, like, is there anybody I can introduce 1037 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,280 you to or, you know, can I give you advice on this if it's like 1038 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,120 a radio thing or a broadcast thing? 1039 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:53,400 And man, he was just just the nicest, nicest guy. 1040 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:58,520 And it, you know, I mean, obviously it's totally different 1041 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:03,200 for close friends and family, but I, I still don't think of 1042 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,840 him as, as not being here, you know what I mean? 1043 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,160 Like, I just think I haven't seen him in a while or I haven't 1044 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:15,040 heard a show for a little bit. And it's, it's, it's, it's mad. 1045 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:19,120 It it just doesn't, it only feels like last week when 1046 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,840 someone when I was at a meeting and someone told me that he 1047 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,840 passed away. But like what a guy love that 1048 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,480 guy. So yeah, that gave me that gave 1049 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,200 me a nice smile and a good laugh. 1050 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,880 Connor. So he says what he's basically 1051 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,240 asking me what I do with my hair. 1052 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:38,320 And I think a lot of people will want to know, do I buy the 49 P 1053 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,720 Tesco and brand hair gel or do I go for the posh 4 LB gear? 1054 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,760 I used to in my younger days, whenever I just did a flick like 1055 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,160 all young lads did, which was you gel your hair down with wet 1056 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:54,960 look chemists gel, which was like, yeah, 49 P for 12 litres. 1057 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,040 In fact, a man came around like when you, when he's delivering 1058 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,680 oil, a man came around in a van and put it into your bathroom 1059 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,360 and there was a bucket and he just shot some gel in. 1060 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,120 That sounds very sexual. But yeah, you, you combed your 1061 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,240 hair down at the front and then you flicked up the front of it. 1062 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,800 So the front just went up like a big wedge. 1063 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,800 I did. I definitely did do that until I 1064 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,160 was about 13. And then I think at that age, 1065 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,440 you know, people experiment at that age with a lot of different 1066 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,160 things, but the main thing guys experiment with is different 1067 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,880 hair products because at that age you go, what's this Clay, 1068 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,560 Matt, Matt clay, you know what, I don't even know what that is 1069 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,840 now. Wax. 1070 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,240 You mean like whenever the bar went here, do you want a bit of 1071 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:44,080 wax or what's wax? Yes, Brill Cream, all that kind 1072 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,680 of stuff. So it definitely took me a while 1073 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:51,440 for me to find my product, but my product is called Dear 1074 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,160 Barber. I think you can order it online, 1075 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,840 just I don't think they sell it like Chemist. 1076 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,600 Also, my battery just died, so someone had the last question, 1077 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,480 but I'm not going to go down and get my get my charger because 1078 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,760 that's the level of dickhead that I am. 1079 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,520 Yeah, Dear Barber. So my hairdresser, Mikey, Mikey 1080 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,200 cuts, works in harmony here in Bangor, cuts my hair, Dave's 1081 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,640 hair. Obviously he doesn't spend as 1082 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,480 long on Dave's hair because, you know, you wouldn't need to 1083 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:21,400 because Dave is a bald guy with hair, which is weird. 1084 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,560 I don't know how that works, but he is. 1085 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,400 But yeah, Mikey gives me this stuff called Dear Barber, which 1086 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,440 is class. It's like AI would describe it 1087 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,520 as like a map. I don't know. 1088 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,840 I don't know what it is. It's white, but I like it. 1089 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,200 I like it. I think it's good. 1090 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,960 And then sometimes what about when you use new hair product 1091 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,320 and it makes your hair go a bit white, like in bits, like not 1092 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,240 dandruff, but in bits and you just have a bad day. 1093 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,200 You know, it's probably the worst thing of all time. 1094 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,520 But what I would love to do is bring back chemists hair gel, 1095 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,360 you know that 49 piece stuff. I think that'll be a lot of fun. 1096 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,560 I'm actually chatting to some people right now, like TV type 1097 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,520 people about an idea that's set in about 1986. 1098 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,160 So I want to be in this thing because I've written it. 1099 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,400 So I'm going to give myself for all. 1100 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,280 What are you going to do? And and you know, and if they 1101 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,560 say, listen, we don't see you as being right for being in this, 1102 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,760 but would you be up for just being the writer and letting 1103 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,840 someone else be in it? I would obviously say no. 1104 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,360 And I want my character to have curtains in it. 1105 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:24,920 I think that would be pretty sweet. 1106 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,360 I would just like to have curtains. 1107 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:30,080 So I've essentially written an entire screenplay so that I can 1108 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,080 play a character with curtains because I think that would be 1109 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,840 pretty class. And I could actually do like 1110 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,440 look at look at this. My hair is wild. 1111 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,800 My hair is wild. I got my wife to like do the 1112 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,000 side and back just with the kitchen scissors and sweet. 1113 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,600 I'm loving the I'm loving the long mane, you know, and it's 1114 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,920 not a meme, but I think I'm going to keep it like pretty 1115 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,000 long unless hairdressers open tomorrow, in which case I'll 1116 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,200 just get a buzz cut. I don't know what I'm going to 1117 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,200 do, but I do know. Also guys, I'm just letting you 1118 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,320 all know I'm not fishing for anything here. 1119 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,240 It's my birthday on the 9th of June. 1120 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,040 So I don't know what you all want to do between you is like 1121 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,720 the separate community or whatever. 1122 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,760 If you want to like, send me cars. 1123 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:18,200 Give me property in Majorca. I don't know what it is you want 1124 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,920 to do or just cash, but you have a long while to think of it. 9th 1125 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,240 of June, I'm going to do a birthday episode, I think. 1126 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,080 And let's just get like maybe producer Dan could arrange some 1127 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,200 surprise guests. I would really like that and not 1128 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,080 tell me and we'll just do a Zoom and people can pop in and out. 1129 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,480 I think that would be a lot of fun. 9th of June, your boy 1130 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,000 turns. Get ready for this guys 32. 1131 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:46,240 But how is that possible? Man, you look like a you look 1132 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:51,440 like a 22 year old German fisherman. 1133 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,880 I know, I'm well aware. I don't know. 1134 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,480 I just keep, I just keep defying science. 1135 01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,960 That's the thing. And let's just keep enjoying 1136 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,280 that while it lasts. What I want to do is thank 1137 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,920 everyone by the way, you sent in the TripAdvisor recommendations. 1138 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,280 I will. Actually, I was a little bit 1139 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,440 unprepared for the podcast today and people going, yeah, man, we 1140 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,720 can definitely tell. And I'm a little bit unprepared 1141 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,320 because the weather was so good and I started some bathing for 1142 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,400 ages. And they don't want to spend too 1143 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,280 much time prepping at the same time because then I would be 1144 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,400 have to be inside doing that. And I would just want to like, I 1145 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,280 just want to say I'll just record the episode and I'll go 1146 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,200 back into the sun. And that's exactly what's going 1147 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,800 to happen. And I'm not apologising to 1148 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,520 anyone for that. I'm like the McDonald's staff, a 1149 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,280 Boucher when you find marijuana in your kids Happy Meal. 1150 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,160 I'm not apologising to anyone. Enjoy it. 1151 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,960 It's lettuce and that's the name of this week's podcast. 1152 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,920 Either drugs in my kids Happy Meal or it's just lettuce. 1153 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,440 Either way, it's going to be a good time. 1154 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,800 I'm going to plug the patreonpatreon.com/tme podcast. 1155 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,960 I'll be back on Wednesday or Monday if you're a Patreon 1156 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,800 subscriber. And yeah, I hope everybody has a 1157 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,040 cracking weekend. Enjoy it and remember next 1158 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,560 Friday you might have a bit of a soundtrack to help you through. 1159 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,800 That's all I'm saying. The Red Lock tension thought she 1160 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,200 was coming.