I'm Michael Che and I'm Colin Jose, and we've got a little
secret. Actually, it's a pretty big
secret. Well, now you got to give the
people something. I'm not saying a word.
Oh, then people will know to tune in.
Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy
events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called
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Into Michael Chase phone numbers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey.
New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing,
and it's streaming now only on Peacock.
You love it. Zippers, welcome to another
episode of the Tea with Me podcast with me, she and Todd
another one. We're doing three of these a
week, and I've got to say, it's a lot of fun if you're watching
the video episode. But if you're listening to the
audio and you're going maybe I should listen to the video
episode, let me just tell you, I'm in a vest, so I don't know
what you want to do with that information, but I would get
over to the video if I were you. Chicago Bulls represent my man
Michael Jackson. You know, I'd be a big
basketball fan and I know that Mike Jackson used to moonwalk
his way up and down the court. So he's my number 10.
Also, my voice broke when I said one there, which is which is
great. What actually is great is the
sun is shining. Sun is shining.
I don't know the the next, but weather is sweet to the rescue
here I am. I like that song, but I've only
listened to it maybe 7 times and I've never actually sought it
out to specifically listen to it.
But it might not because I enjoyed singing it there and I'm
sure you guys enjoyed it. What about Ivan?
But not videos on Instagram and stuff and Twitter where I'm
singing obviously badly on purpose, but pretending that I
think I'm a good singer, even though the reality is actually
do think I'm an alright singer and I'm doing these bad videos.
But I actually don't think it sounds that bad.
I don't know, whatever. But what about whenever some
people like leave constructive feedback, like slightly older
people who follow me and say like, oh, maybe if you're not so
nasally, maybe you're not so easily, you know, and and and
maybe you know that that keys maybe not, right.
And I'm going, oh, is this not class?
All right, OK, Thank you very much, Brenda.
You know, it's a lovely day outside.
You're not going to believe this, but the money toad has
just been lying back in his Lily pod getting those rays.
I like it. I know I'm going to look like a
leather ham, like a crocodile skin handbag whenever I'm 42.
But it's the price you got to pay.
But I'm creamed up. I always get a different meal,
neighbour to creamy every time. And I just knock on doors around
the street. All right, mate, how are you?
Yeah, Could you get my back? Just different neighbours every
time. Some working, some aren't.
One guy fucking loves it. He even does my back in winter,
you know, he comes trying to do it.
I was like Kevin, you know, I don't know, you know, it's
middle of December. I don't know if I need it.
He's like, oh, don't worry, then I've nearly been a very
stereotypically come voice there, but I didn't and that's
something that we should we should all be applauded for.
I I, I also have a tea. Don't think the seppers think
that just because it's a lovely summer's day outside that I'm
just drinking like lilt. And what are other summary
drinks? Vanilla Coke.
That's nothing to do with summer, but you still have to
enjoy a nice cup of tea during the summer as well.
I hope everybody enjoyed the episode last week with our
earlier this week was Shane Gillis, American stand up Shane
Gillis. If you haven't had a chance to
listen to it or watch that yet, it's very much online.
He was loaded, fun and got some got some nice, nice feedback on
that episode. Guests coming up.
I don't really know. I've sort of, we recorded like a
bit of a batch and I haven't, which is what people in
Ballymena say for bitch, you know, smack my batch up.
You know, that's why I like, no, no one has ever come from
Ballymena singing in their own voice.
You know, have a tell you lately that I love you.
But but I will get some more guests set up and we'll we'll
rule those out. And then I'm just going to I'm
going to do some with comedian friends as well, because I think
they kind of go down nice. You know, the boys get some of
the boys on. Yeah.
What I'm going to do today, it's a solo episode.
I'm by myself. I'm rambling a bit.
You know, that's, that's kind of what it is.
Before we get into it, all I got to say is next Friday, you know,
I know a lot of people love the rave lockdown we did me and
Elliot and BBC Radio Ulster and it went away, you know, because
our contracts kinda ran out and they put something else on in
that time. And then all I'll say is next
Friday, if the weather's good, you might have a good soundtrack
out in the garden and we'll leave it there.
I don't know. No, I don't know anything more
than you guys do. I mean, I definitely do.
But all I'll say is let's keep her between the hedges and yeah,
next Friday. You know what I'm saying?
The show's coming back. But don't tell anyone because I
don't know if I'm allowed to say it.
So whatever you do, don't mention it anywhere or tell
anyone but the rave lockdown in some way, You know, people say
where there's a will, there's a way it'll be back.
It's going to be on BBC Science. Don't worry, don't I?
I didn't say any of this because they specifically said don't say
it, but but yeah, it's next Friday.
Whatever. So yeah, solo episode today in
the first half of the pod. I'm going to do TripAdvisor, of
course. Let's let's find something
great. We'll look at the worst reviews
for it and we'll just have a bit of a laugh with it.
And what's great is some people have been sending me their own
in the last couple of weeks, which is good going.
Look at this restaurant. They always reply to the people.
So I'll get through as many of those as possible.
And then we'll do listeners questions as well because loads
of people send them questions and it's a nice time.
It's a really, really nice time. The sun is out.
I feel like, you know, the thing was yesterday they said there
was no COVID deaths in Northern Ireland or the South.
And that's class, you know, think everyone's just,
especially when the weather's good, just just every,
everything's a wee bit better. I think when the, when the
weather's good, you know, if, if you're kind of like, if you're
alright. And, and I, I just look at days
like this big Van Morrison here and, and think about like when
we get back to stand up, it would be really cool to do some
outdoor stuff because I think that'll that'll be the first way
stand up comes back and I'm ready for your boys, ready for
whatever it is. I've been, I've been in the lab
with a pen and a pod trying to get this damn label off.
That's Doctor Dre lyrics. But I'm back to writing loads of
stand up, which is good. You know, it's really good.
And we're working on the tour. I think we're waiting on one
venue to get back to us and tour is going to be rescheduled for
February kind of time. And then in between, as soon as
stand up comes back, I am ready. I'm going to point on it like,
you know, in the airport, whenever you see like a couple
who haven't seen each other in about a year and they just jump
all over each other and snog and stuff that that's what that's
what I'm going to do to gigs when I come back.
Not snog. Because, you know, comedians
have, you know, sort of tried to kiss people and, and done
various things in, in the recent past and it hasn't panned out
well from them at all for them at all.
But maybe maybe after coronavirus, a lot of people
come back, you know, a lot of guys who maybe in the shadows
who have maybe been #counselled.
You know, there might just be like, you know, in, in a way,
it's really like when I did my cycle and proficiency test in
primary school. I think I've told this story
before in the podcast and I failed my cycle and proficiency
test And and then just at the end of the day, they went all
right, if you got told you pass, go to this side of the hall.
If you got told you feel, go to this side of the hall.
And I just went with every everyone who passed and I got my
certificate. So anytime I ride a bike now
it's it's it's a lie. You know, I'm it, it adds so
much to it for me. The only time I cycle, I'm like,
I shouldn't be doing this. Even though you can cycle that
the cycle and proficiency test. What about whenever you're
driving along at like a nice speed, you're under the speed
limit and a car overtakes you. Why is there always a guy
driving with sunglasses on staring straight ahead and why
does his wife always make eye contact with you?
Like you shouldn't be driving under the speed limit anytime
happen. Genuinely happened on the way
back to the house today from going for a walk.
Guy overtakes me in a Volkswagen Golf.
He just cruises on because I'm of course I'm looking like this.
I'm going, what do you do? You know, I'm like, oh, yeah,
that's great. Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah, you'll get,
you'll get there so much faster. But there's always like the wife
is always, she's always really small, like quite low down in
the seat for some reason. And whenever you drive past for
no reason at all, she looks at you like this, you know, she's
looking at you like, that's my, this is my husband.
My husband drives fast, you know, on them.
And I don't know why that's a thing, but I would prefer it if
it didn't happen. Let's get let's get into a
TripAdvisor, guys. Let let's do it.
Because, you know, not a lot of things are happening at the
minute. Not a lot of things are
happening, including English. So what I like to do is just get
into a TripAdvisor. We're going to find somewhere in
Northern Ireland that has bad reviews and good reviews, but
we're only going to focus on the bad ones.
Let's do for TripAdvisor this week, let's do McDonald's in
Belfast. Let's do McDonald's a butcher
because I think that's going to be the first one to open.
Now I am not a big McDonald's fan, but since lockdown I've
been craving a McDonald's. You know, your boy likes to get
a Big Mac meal, no cheese. He likes 6 Nuggets, chips and a
coke twice a year I'm going to have I'm going to have a
McDonald's. But if if it comes back like if
McDonald's gets reopened, I think I probably would would go.
But let's look at some tripadvisors for McDonald's.
Yeah, here. OK Boucher.
Yeah, let's look at TripAdvisor reviews of Boucher Rd McDonald's
and just see what people let's get a flavour for it just to see
if when lockdown restrictions get lifted, if this is somewhere
I would like to go for a nice slap up meal.
Here we go. So we're going to philtre by the
word. So obviously on TripAdvisor you
can rate something excellent, very good, average per or
terrible. Let's only philtre the terrible.
OK? And let's see what we've got
here. Nick.
Nick writes first and says just in the header, ignorant ask for
no salad on burgers. Got salad.
Didn't ask for a large. Got large.
Sounds like a wrap as been no selling on burgers, get salad.
Didn't ask for a large. Got large.
Girl who was taking order on drive through kept asking.
Is that it? Is that it?
Before we could finish our order.
I mean, they 1000% do that. Hi.
Yeah, I was wondering, is that it?
No, sorry. I was basically saying I was
wondering if I could get a big. Is that everything?
Well, yeah. And then you just get through
the end and you wait for your food and all you get a start
giving you a dirty look. She's that she, she grows up to
be the woman in the car who's overtaken you.
Overcooked food not good, Corey says.
Butcher at McDonald's, facing the balls in the falls.
Poorly run, badly managed. They couldn't give a care in the
world if they gave customers chips that have been lying for
half an hour over. They don't care that the pies
are out of time. They just pull the sticker off
You're they the staff treat you like dirt and they treat you
like you're just another number. Why is this guy's heart so
broken over this? Someone mature mature couple
writes worst McDonald's ever, which is so immature.
Ironically, the most immature sentence I've ever heard.
I ordered for my wife a double cheeseburger meal and chicken
bacon meal for myself. My wife's cheeseburger was cold.
The bacon of my chicken bacon sandwich is barely cooked.
I brought it back and was offered a replacement that I got
5 minutes later, by which time the rest of the meal was
freezing. A spinning plates here.
Nobody cared, nobody was interested.
As a customer I didn't matter. Does the manager wish to
comment? Don't think I'll ever.
Don't think I'll ever call into this branch again.
Shit. Staff are too ignorant.
Avoid. Unless you want dirty looks and
all the staff looking and talking about you while you're
trying to eat. The girl on the tail that served
me was called Annalise or something.
Like Annalise or something. Or like Rebecca.
And she was the worst person to be greeted by.
She had no manners whatsoever. She kept giving me dirty looks.
Yeah. I mean, what?
What do you not, what do you expect?
But at the same time, if you go to McDonald's, you're going for
convenience, you're going for it's cheap.
I don't expect to walk in and have one of the waiters go.
Hello Sir, how are you having a great day.
That's great to see. What about the weather?
I'd say. Anyway, take a seat and we'll
bring out our process cardboard. Let's get into some real
passionate reviews here. Paddy writes.
He gives it one star, obviously. And he writes the coronavirus is
picking up peace, which is definitely a weird way to start
a TripAdvisor review of McDonald's and poacher.
I figured me and the gang would get our last burgers in for
probably a long time. Who the fuck is the gang?
You can you can say that if you live in America.
Hey, come on, Me and the gang are going to get some burgers.
Cool. What you can't do in Belfast.
Let's go. I think me and the gang are
going. Come on.
They got. I mean, I think the gang means
loyalist paramilitary. 100% that's the gang.
Oh my God, the gang. Presumably all sensible places
are staying at home. Sensible people are staying at
home to avoid contact, so the drive through should be
reasonably clear. And yes, we drive in to find
only one punter in front of us, and he's a doggy lover.
He thinks of the cute dog as a person so much that he's let his
big dog hang out the driver's window.
And of course, the teenage girls who are employed by McDonald's
are thrilled with this gorgeous pooch.
Who the fuck wrote this? JK Rowling.
So thrilled they pet it repeatedly.
Not one of them wash their hands as we pull up to collect our
food. I mean, yeah, they do that.
You know, if I hadn't already paid for the Happy Meals and
drinks, I would have told them to keep it.
They kind heard of. Oh, yeah.
I mean you've, you would have lost that 3.20 you and the gang.
You and the gang would be gutted.
The gang have been looking forward this for a long.
Hey, let's get the gang together.
Where are we going? On a mission in the Wild West?
Me and me and the gang? Nah, Butcher eh?
What all the all the female teen employees topped the straws in
their hand? I don't understand that.
Yeah, basically people like, lettered in the.
For God's sake. As if it's not.
It's not as if viruses are jumping around from animal to
animal in brackets. Wuhan.
We're thinking of going plant based this month, So what does
it matter? Petty.
She wasn't singing Happy Birthday as they washed their
hands. Oh, man, that's fucking
terrible. Patty again gets in touch three
months later. You know it's going to be good
when the heading is drugs in my kids happy meal.
Some kids would be absolutely buzzing Drugs in my kids happy
meal. My son and I went to the drive
through. We ordered 2 happy meals and
chicken Nuggets and one cheeseburger.
When we opened the meals, we found the leaf of marijuana
amongst the fries. Son, how are your chips there?
Ah, not cool, Dad. Marijuana.
How do you know, son? I don't.
I just guessed. How much of A legend is that?
McDonald's employees? Like, I don't just want to give
them a Happy Meal. I don't know how happy they're
going to be. Hold on a second.
Let me call them a dealer here. Salt Bay.
Marijuana in the Happy Meal. I mean, yeah, a lot of guys
would be absolutely buzzing with that.
You would be absolutely ripping though your wee son in the back.
All right, son, what's up? Your hand there?
You're halfway treating it. Oh, marijuana.
Enjoyable. My son's five.
I contacted the manager. He seemed sympathetic on the
phone. When I presented him with the
marijuana leaf, he became defensive on behalf of the staff
and tried to convince me it was a piece of lettuce.
Even though I'm professionally trained to identify drugs such
as marijuana as part of my job. He's a drug dealer.
Hold on, let me get them. Let me get them.
Luckily for me, I had a microscope in the boot.
Lucky. Lucky for me, I have a drug
testing kit with me. That old chestnut.
Hey, can I have a bit of iceberg lettuce from burger?
Hey, wait a minute. This is unacceptable.
I mean, yeah, it is. It definitely is in the kids
Happy meal. The fact that this was in a
children's meal means it should be taken seriously.
What I like there is he's basically being like, I mean, if
it's a big mark for an adult, these things happen.
Something doesn't taste right. My smarties.
Mcflurry. Oh no, ES.
This Chicken Mcnugget, the flavour and this is all has this
has this been depth in poppers? I am professionally trained
drugs and kids Happy Meal. How?
Well, they just have fun at McDonald's or fuck, you're not
going to believe us, Cheryl. You're not going to believe
this. It was kept in the way.
Man's full of fish. Oh, no, he sent photos in.
Oh, hey, Patty, just got to say, brother, I'm not really a big
drug guy, as everyone will be aware because I've just said the
phrase big drug guy. But yeah, I mean, I don't look
like I take drugs. I look like the sort of 32 year
old policeman who would like in a in a comedy film.
I would go into high school to try and go undercover to catch
people with drugs. That that is that isn't
marijuana made. And I'm not even professionally
trained. Despite your years of extensive
training. It it definitely is lettuce, you
know, 100% is lettuce. I mean, what's more believable?
It's lettuce that they also put in nearly all their food.
Or one of one of the McDonald's workers just had like a big
massive bit of marijuana in his eyebrow.
Didn't realise it when he left the house.
That's very very enjoyable. Manager has a stinking attitude.
Absolutely fuming. This is from the owner.
Absolutely fuming. Went through butcher drive
through this evening and ordered 2 separate meetings, one from a
partner, one from myself. Drove home money to realise my
order was completely wrong. Which is fine as it's a simple
mistake in brackets. We all make them.
Preach sister. So drove back up to the drive
thru to swap the order. I mean I definitely wouldn't go
back. It depends how far away you
live. When arriving at the second
window to exchange orders, I'm greeted by the manager, S, who
had the most disgusting attitude.
It's as though this was my fault and I was in an inconvenience
tour. She swapped the meals.
When I went to hand her the juice from the previous meal,
she refused to exchange it for a new one, insisting it was fine.
I've never been as insulted by a McDonald's employee as I have
been tonight. Will definitely not be back to
the Butcher Rd branch. I mean these people must be so
human that they can't wait. Like I guarantee she still had
McDonald's on her fingers as she was typing that on her laptop
top. Furious.
Don't know what it is. What McDonald's drive thru.
They seem to get the order wrong 99% of the time.
Said Sean. Why you go mate?
Find other places. Came here today, asked for 1/4 a
pint. There were no cheese, which is
what I was given according to the sticker near each side of
the box. When I got home and discovered
there were fresh onions and the burger despite the labels and no
fresh onions. I understand this is a trivial
thing in the grand scheme of things.
I mean, yeah, it is, you know, coronavirus, but it keeps
happening on the clearly after reading some of the other
reviews, it happens a lot. The management at this place
clearly don't care as they have not responded to anyone here.
So only option is to take. That's the corporate
headquarters. Shawn.
You're right mate. You're absolutely right.
Never get an order right. Staff fight with each other
behind the counter. Dr Thru made me go and park and
bring the order up with stuff missing.
Yeah, I mean people just are not.
So yeah, people just give them off.
OK, Last one, Gazza gets in touch, very Belfast name and
says Boucher Rd Staff of Poland went to the drive thru with my
kids. They want their milkshakes and
Mcflurries with their meals. But I was told the machine
wasn't working, which they never seemed to be.
This person says in brackets. Immediately put in the error
suspicion into the atmosphere. I got to the collection window
and there was Mcflurry sitting for the order beside mine.
When I asked why I was told the machine wasn't working when
others behind me in stores seem to be getting there's no
problem. The manager then the girl then
called the manager and explained why while herself and the
manager proceeded to think this was hilarious and laugh on my
face. To say I wasn't best pleased was
an understatement. They were rude and didn't care
how they treat customers and won't be back.
Absolute disgrace. Yeah, I mean, bad, bad, bad.
Somebody says yeah, I mean, not, not ideal at all.
Can we just find like, let's, let's find the ultimate, let's
find one that's really going to I mean, I'm going to go for a
different McDonald's. I'm going to go for the one at
Colin's Water because yeah, I want a big one to finish here
because that's what we like, you know what I mean?
We like hearing about people that are just ripping people
that are giving off a bite, bad customer service.
I don't even it's mad that you would go home and do it even at
the time. I'd never be that fuming.
I just love the headings of these beyond belief, Mark says.
Regularly visit for breakfast at weekend and honestly can say
that in three years the staff have very rarely got my order
correct. The definition though, Mark of
Madness is I think doing the same thing loads of times and
expecting a different outcome. I usually order for six people.
All right, you've loads of mates, you're hard.
Every week one person will have no food or the wrong food.
Full sugar drinks instead of diet and coffee instead of hot
chocolate, which isn't good when we have diabetics.
One child is allergic to caffeine.
I can't have that caffeine. The funny thing is we go back to
complain. There's always a queue of people
doing the same. They must waste some food anyway
so fed up this morning. Just have to drive to another
one instead. Pure joke.
Don't know how hard it is for staff to read orders and check
them. Disgraceful.
Yeah. I think I would very much enjoy
a McDonald's at the minute though.
And like, sometimes I even prefer it when there's a wee bit
of bad customer service. As long as you get the food that
you want, I kind of do like it. One person has a bit of a bad
attitude and you can laugh. You're laughing at them and they
don't realise what's yours. And you.
Hi. Yeah.
Like, I'm always really overly plagued to those people.
But it doesn't register with them.
What? Every McDonald's window in
Belfast, you build up to it. What?
What do you want? Your fucking class.
Do you Do you think you're mad? Is that it?
Uh huh. Fuck off.
Or would I, could I just order some food?
No. Yes, you can.
At Burger King. Ba ba, ba ba.
Fuck off. Away you go.
I'm gonna take another big sip of tea.
Oh, that's good. Dave Elliot, just text me there.
I should point out this is sort of friend I am.
I'm godfather to Dave and Catherine's beautiful daughter
Holly, and I like to inflict just a wee bit of misery on Dave
because he's my friend and we all that's a sign of friendship
when you like to really like see your friend not doing too well.
And whenever Holly was sort of able to walk for the first time
around that kind of age, I bought her a roll out piano that
you stand on, you know, like a mini wee piano mat.
And she absolutely loved it. And I don't know if she still
has it, but she used to just run up and down it.
And I put Dave's head away. So their family dog passed away.
Big Mr Charlie RIP. And I said, Dave, I'll, I'll say
I'm going to send Holly some stuff just to cheer up or
whatever. And then I got her a Peppa Pig
teddy, like a big Peppa Pig teddy.
And genuinely, I was going to get her a wee toy electric
guitar. I was like, what can I get
that's really going to create? No, I was thinking like a pellet
gun. Could I get her a pellet gun
that she could shoot Dave with like when he sleeps and stuff in
in in the eyes. But what I settled on was like a
kids keyboard, a keyboard. And I wanted a loud one.
And he, he text my wife and said thanks for the gifts even, which
was weird because she didn't pay for it and I shouldn't play any
part in the purchasing of those particular gifts.
I, I did all of it. So really, yes, it was a gift
for both of us. But you know, mainly what I
don't like. I don't like it when you just do
something and then you're thanked like as a couple or as a
family. I think be specific with your
thanks, you know, because if she bought it or like if it was a
gift for her friends and they thanked me, I would go listen, I
can't accept, you know, I, I, I'd be like, I'd be like a
high-ranking police chief and someone's trying to give you a
gift. I go listen, that's part of my
job. I can't take that.
I didn't do anything for it. So he texts her and was like,
ah, thanks for this. But we don't have any batteries
in the house. So Jet, here's the sort of guy I
am. I'm going on the Amazon after
this podcast to order him and get delivered from Amazon.
So many batteries, so many batteries.
So anything I send her, and I might send her different stuff
every week. A drum kit, you know, a
chainsaw, but like a kids safe chainsaw, which you know,
probably doesn't exist. All were batteries.
I'm going to buy generators, I'm going to buy solar powered
things just to make sure that that happens because you know
what, that makes me happy. And the thought of that might
cheer some people up at the McDonald's drive through
whenever they're going through. Wasn't too happy there.
Why? Because there appeared to be
crystal meth. There appeared to be crystal
meth liquidised into my son's fruit shoot.
So how do you think I feel? I'd like a refund, please.
All right, fair enough. That actually is pretty bad.
Guys. We're going to be back in the
second-half of the pod with the listeners questions.
So many good listeners questions this week.
We'll get through them all. See you in a little bit of a
second. Zippers let me quickly interrupt
the TV podcast to plug two things Numero.
One, the patreonpatreon.com/T With Me podcast.
We do this podcast on a Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The Monday episode is a bonus episode that only goes out in
Patreon. Also, I'm getting my stand up
edited from the Waterfront Hall last year in Belfast and and
it's just going to go out on the Patreon.
At first I'll put little clips on Facebook and YouTube and all
that kind of thing. But if you want the full thing,
maybe you want to do like a pre a world premiere in your house.
I would like that. You want to put on a suit, you
know, you want to get your you want to get your mum sort of
like dolled up her earrings on, you know, very long white
gloves, sipping a martini. I like it.
OK. I would really like that.
I would like people to get dressed up in suits and dresses
whenever I put this on and just say like watching the wee man
world premiere hashtag money told productions.
It's not money told productions. But yeah, that's going to go on
the Patreon. Also main producer Dan are short
night, a live episode which is likely to be the 14th of June.
Oh shit. Guests on.
You get a wee call for Zoom If you're a Patreon, it's free for
patreonpatreon.com/TV podcast. That's the only way you get to
see it. And at the same time, I know not
everyone can support the Patreon.
So if you can't listen, it's all good.
I still love you, you still love me.
It's fine. And also, yeah, I want to plug
Waterfront Hall. So my Waterfront Hall shows.
Would you guys mind anyone watching video podcast if I put
my leg up a wee bit like that? Hopefully that's OK.
And that doesn't offend you too much.
My video podcast comes out on the Nope, it doesn't.
So there you go. And The thing is, that's why
producer Dan should be breaking locked and that's why he should
be on the ladder. My spare room window here,
because I don't know if you guys know this, but I had to move
anything you do. I had to move out of my studio
room, which was the box room in our house because of the baby.
And that's, you know, instantly sly behaviour from the baby.
Throw me out of my office. So I, you know, you guys
probably think I've got some like unreal setup.
You guys probably think I'm in like an aeroplane hanger, but
I'm not. I'm just looking at my spare
room. There's slide robes, weird flex
just telling you that I have slide robes.
There's noise, makeup, chair and all stuff.
There's my green screen and cabin.
What I'm saying is the money toad is not in his natural
environment. His natural environment though
is the stage doing stand up. My Waterfront Hall show in
Belfast was supposed to be in September, but we had to move it
back because of the old COVID. So we've put it back to the 6th
of February. There isn't that many tickets
left. I think it's pretty close to
selling out. Last time I got told.
So if you want to go to that, go on the Waterfront Hall website
and come and see me. Why do you never come and see
me? So yeah, come check that out.
On with the pod, Sip sip zippers.
Welcome back to the second-half of the Tea With Me podcast where
we just go in hard on listeners questions.
We have quite a few of them this week.
We'll get it going. Rebus gets in touch.
Big friend of the podcast Big Sipper says we all know there's
nothing better than tea, but like all things, tea can have a
dark side. I previously mentioned making my
mum boke when she sipped when she sipped on my bag.
Now there's more to that sentence, but I just got to.
I made my mum boke when she sipped on my bag and like my
brain stopped and just just sort of like, let let that sentence
sink in. But there's more to it.
My mum booked when she sipped on my bag that I'd accidentally
left in the cup. But my question is, what's your
worst experience involving tea? I'm pretty sure that's happened
to me before where I've gone to drink of tea and realised the
tea bag was there and then I've gone to drink it a bit and then
the tea bag has hit the back of my throat and I've nearly been
sick or like spot the tea back in.
That's not been good. When tea goes down the wrong
way, it's a good. It's doubly bad because it goes
back the wrong way and you have a coffin fed, but then you cough
the hot tea over yourself so you're getting like, you know,
12th degree burns like nothing too serious.
Unless, I don't know, the way degree burns work is like first
degree burns the worst or are they the best to get?
I don't know, but that's something that we should look
into. And if there's any fireman
zippers, listen and let me know. Or women like fireman women, not
firemen or just women. Ideally you work for the fire
service. Regardless, I don't know why
your gender is important. What's my worst experience
involving tea? Probably this isn't the
anecdote, by the way, where I that I do in stand up with
ordering tea in America after I had told that when I was in
America again, to prove to you that, you know, all this stuff's
real. I was in Chicago and which up
until I went on that trip, I was called Chicago, but there's no R
in there. So I'm back to calling it
Chicago. But at some point in the future
I might actually start calling it Chicago again because it just
sounds better to me. But then I was there and beside
the comedy club I was playing, there was a really like hipster
coffee place. And I went in and of course, I'm
only looking for tea because one of my like pre gig traditions is
I like to have a cup of tea to walk into the show with, you
know, like to sit backstage sipping on a wee cup of tea.
Keeps me nice and calm. And I went into this place and
there was a very sexy, there was a very sexy guy serving me, but
like at the scene, like he was a guy.
But there was like there was there was gender.
What would you say? What's it, What would be the
best way to say this? There, there, there was
certainly more than one gender in this in this guy's trunk, if
that makes sense. Like he had a lot of makeup on
his, his gear was kind of like some of it was like what a what
a man would traditionally wear. Some of it was straight up
fishnet and, and I liked it. And he, I'll be honest, he
bewitched me a bit and I could tell like, he liked me.
Like, especially when I, you know, because he liked the
accent and stuff. And you know, it was just, it
was definitely weird. I mean, I stayed with him for
about a week after that. But yeah, I ordered tea from
this guy. First of all, I think he was
enchanted that I was the first person to order breakfast tea in
there because everyone was just having coffees.
And so he makes my tea and he leaves it sitting on the
counter, but like slightly too far back so I couldn't reach it.
And I was like, do I go to grab this or is he going to slide it
on me? And I went to grab it and he
went, honey, it's a 3 minute brew.
And I said right, but I said I'm actually from Ireland.
And he said what does that mean? And I was, I was like, oh, we
don't normally like wait, you know, that is holding a cup of
tea back. But I can still see my tea even
after I'd paid for it is the biggest Irish cock tease of all
time. You know, I'd paid for it.
I was ready to drink it. Who waits 3 minutes?
Like I like, I drink a tea. I like to burn my throat when I
drink tea. I like that tea hot.
You know what he's like all the science to it.
And that's happened to me by the way and established in Belfast,
which I like. It's a lovely spot.
But I've gone in before and the guy said to me, bro, just to let
you know, it's it's a 4 minute brew, OK?
And I'm like, OK, bro, I'll be drinking it in three seconds.
Dade, just to let you know, this is a 94 minute brew.
Will not be will not be cool though.
Yeah, but then we stick it in the microwave.
All right, OK, that that genuinely happened to me and
established Dade, just to let you know, the ideal temperature
is ah, let me stop you there because I've finished it.
Is it or am I already? I think I'd treat you like a
Jagger ball, bro, just to let you.
Oh, Bucky Strank it. You're barred.
You know, this guy just had the toe in Carhartt.
Carhartt hat, straight rim. Weird.
And people have a straight rim at the top unless they're the
rapper. Fat Joe Carhart jacket, Carhartt
T-shirt, Carhart jeans, Yuma King football boots with studs
in. Why do you have those?
It's a new thing, dude. Dude, that dude, it's a dude.
That's a very special brew. Just like you don't have to do
this, but bro, it's a very special brew where what you need
to do is as soon as I pour this, if you run up to the top of Key
of Hell and do a wee wee and come back, that's a perfect
brew. Dude.
If you want to chop off your finger, it's the perfect brew.
You know, just here's the thing, my rule, my policy, pour me it
and step away. Pour me it and leave me to it.
But yeah, that was the embarrassing moment I had with a
guy because he didn't want to give me it and I wanted my tea.
And I think it was a 3 minute brew or something.
He said. I think I managed to get it
after about 90 seconds, but he was ripping that I hadn't waited
the whole time and I was ripping that.
I had to wait even longer than that that he was a real cute,
sexy guy. RJ says.
Who's your ideal guest to have for tea?
My ideal guest to have for tea for the podcast, like say we do
a Live 1. My ideal guest would probably
be, I think Kim Jong Un would be pretty sweet to have on because,
you know, there's not going to be a shortage of things to talk
about for sure. You know, I would, I would want
to know a lot of things like mid what's what is what's the crack
with all the stuff you guys are doing?
You know, I, I would go mid North Korean.
What are you guys up to? You know, my first question, the
Kim Jong Un to be and This is why I should interview.
If they're like, OK, a Western journalist is going to get the
interview, Kim Jong Un. This is why it should be me.
My first question, Kim MIT, you know, I'd probably be dead at
that point. You know, they probably actually
hit me at that point for some disrespect by calling them MIT,
but I go Kim Chom. What are you guys up to?
That'd be my first and probably only question.
I I would really enjoy that. But my ideal guest.
I don't know, I'd like to have maybe Serene McKellen.
I think Serene McKellen would be a lot of fun.
I could definitely see him drinking tea out of like quite a
small cup. I think he'd like that and he'd
really enjoy his tea. Like I think he'd have the pinky
out. He'd take a bit of time.
Stephen Fry for the same re Attenborough.
Let's get out on the live podcast.
Let's try and do that. Let's just get a lot of old guys
on. I think out bro would be pretty
great yeah let's get let's maybe get JK Rowling on as well just
because I mentioned earlier and I kind of like I like Harry
Potter. Let's get Daniel Radcliffe on
dream guest De Niro would be pretty cool.
I would like to have Pamela Ballantine.
I just see it as being like a guest, you know, like guest
heavy. You know, I say we get like 4
guests on. We get a musical guest.
We have a musical guest who's agreed to do it, which will be
class to play out the show. And George Michael, God rest
him. If I would like, if George, if
they were able to somehow, and I don't know if they can, but
bring George back. Hashtag BGB.
I would definitely enjoy that. Let's go outside in the
sunshine. What I really like is, and this
is a little bit off topic, but George Michael got arrested for
like having sex in public with some some fella and he I think a
lot of people were like, you should be ashamed George having
sex. I think he's having sex in the
public toilets. And, you know, at the same time,
the boys will be boys. And what I really like is people
are like, George, you should be ashamed of yourself.
And George might go in. Oh, really?
Yeah. Let me write this song.
And he had a song called Outside, Let's Go outside in the
sunshine. And I think that came out in
2009. No two 2008 And I remember that
song came out when I was 10 and I remember singing it all the
time. I know you want to.
And I thought it was like George Michael outside was a song by
like playing outside, you know, going to like play football with
your mates because like maybe you're in the house all day and
that's let's go outside in the sunshine.
And I really enjoyed that. But then I realised that it's
not about that. It's it's about George getting
outside with, with like, you know, gentlemen friends and just
and just having, having a good time.
I think I'm. Is that that song?
I think I'm done with the sofa. Yeah, it is outside.
Yeah. Yeah.
I thought it was the wrong song for a second.
Let's go outside in the sunshine.
I know you want to, but you can't stay here.
Take me to the places that I love best.
George wasn't talking about, you know, his local football pitch.
He was talking with public toilets.
And I like it that the guy just totally owned that moment.
There's nothing here but flesh and bone.
There's nothing more. Let's go outside in the
sunshine. Oh, yeah.
And yes, I've been bad. Doctor, won't you do with me
what you can? I think about it all the time.
I'd service the community. I But I already have, you see,
on the rail from George. I think he got community service
for it. And he says I'd service the
community, but I already have. You see, he's service guys.
Unbelievable. Absolutely love that from
Geordie. I loved him.
Let's go outside when the moon is high and the grass is
jumping. Come on, just keep on funking,
keep on funking, keep on funking.
And I think by that he means replace the F with it with an S
Disrespectful, but at the same time love you, George, man,
genuinely, I think he was class O, Mathinson says.
By the way, watch the George Michael video where he sings
Somebody Love the Queen song. I think it was before Live Aid
Queen. The band were like warming up
without Freddie Mercury and George just sings with him
backstage. Every artist involved in Live
Aid, like the biggest artist in the world at the time, just
watch George absolutely spellbound because the guy's
class O Matheson said if you had to live in a non-english
speaking country, which one would you choose and why?
A non-english speaking country and probably France or Spain,
because I did those languages at school at GCSE and I think it
wouldn't take that long before I understood a little bit of what
people were saying. Portugal as well.
Like I didn't do Portuguese at school.
That'd be weird. I don't think anyone did
Portuguese at school. Northern Ireland.
But Abrigado, I can say that. I mean, Spanish is probably, I
probably was better at French in school than I was at Spanish,
but I prefer French. But then again, I always think
at the start of lockdown I was like, if I learn language, I'm
going to learn Spanish, but I absolutely haven't.
I mean, I've, I've actually not thought about it in any way.
So if anything, I've learned less Spanish since lockdown
started because I haven't thought in any way about
learning Spanish, but that would be pretty cool.
I also think it'd be absolutely boss to just know Cantonese but
not tell any of your mates and then go go to Hong Kong.
Is that I think that's one of these big companies in Hong
Kong. And then just so many people are
going to mug me off if that's wrong.
But I would like to go to Cantona and just be fluent in
front of your mates. I think that would be a pretty
nice time. Martin Moorhead Would you rather
be attacked by 12 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
12 duck sized horses, not a problem.
A massive fate. So I think it'd be sweet.
Prom sandwich says dinner date Michelle or Arlene.
I mean, that is the most quintessential stereotypical
Northern Irish comedy podcast question.
It's always Michelle or Arlene. Michelle, Arlene snog, marry,
kill, that kind of thing. Look, they're both den a tough
job at the minute. Let's give them a little bit of
space, a bit of love, a bit of respect.
And as soon as this is over, let's get back to oh, check out
the grill there roasting. OK, let's get back to roasting
them. But for now, just like wait
until they've sorted it all out. Baz says what's the best tabloid
to catch up on all the paramilitary Goss?
You guys know I love paramilitary Goss.
I would say definitely the Sunday World, you know, the
Sunday life, I feel like it likes to think that it's, it's
got a little bit more glamour and class to it.
You know, they like to do like a little bit more celebrity stuff.
They like to be, you know, they've got their entertainment
pull out to think and, and it's a little bit more like knitted
jumpers and like 2 hands over a big cup of coffee, that kind of
thing. But they just can't help but
like, sometimes when a bit of paramilitary Goss comes out, you
know, they're probably thinking, okay, we're set this week.
We're going to have the front page.
We're going to have Maliki Kush talking about a new rug that
he's got in his caravan, and we're going to do a lovely
feature. But then at the same time, the
paramilitaries will do something and the editors probably go,
alright, then fired on the front page, come on, let's get
involved. Whereas the Sunday World are all
about paramilitaries like 100%. Like I genuinely think if there
was going to be like a fool, like if all the paramilitaries
went, listen, we're stopping business.
We're all getting out of the game after coronavirus.
I think the Sunday World will go.
Listen, don't be stopping because the people need this.
People need the Goss, you know, so I don't know, I feel like
this Sunday World is probably where you're going to get it.
But when the life does it, it's good because you know that they
dropped away like local celebrity story to do it.
Sunday World, fantastic. I did a bit in my old stand up
show, which you'll see on the Patreon show from last year
about our paramilitary nicknames and why they're so great.
You know, the paramilitaries aren't great, but the nicknames
are, like the way they call guys, like fat back and stuff.
Billy, Fat back, Thompson, you know, I've made that one up.
But it's entirely plausible. I love that because nowhere else
does that in the world. So, yeah, probably the world.
Like I'm surprised the world don't do.
I'm sure in the past they've done, like, calendars, you know,
like sexy paramilitary boys. 1994, Just all the guys in
stonewashed denims, 6 pack and hoop earrings, blonde curtains.
Fuck, I couldn't be excited thinking about that.
Giles Strutt says. Morning, Shane.
Hope things are well with you. Thanks very much, man.
They are. What are your thoughts on
Boris's right hand man breaking lockdown rules?
Justified or no? This is where my ignorance comes
out. I don't watch or read the news.
I know that this this guy called Dominic Cummings like drove
quite far away to see his wife and kids or something and then
spoofed about it and then came out and basically said I'm not
sorry and I'm not saying sorry. No bastard.
So I don't know was he justified?
I've no, I've no idea. I don't know enough about the
story, Giles, but it seems that the the reason people are
probably so pissed off is you can't be the person that gives
the advice and you can't do these things and then you do the
thing. I think everyday people like us,
you could like in some way break the rules and then go, oh fuck,
here. Actually, I apologise, I wasn't
too clear on the rule. I think it's easy to be unclear
as long as you're not taking the piss.
I think it's easy to be unclear on the rules by a bit.
And then if someone corrects you go, oh, shit, actually, I had no
idea, you know, But I think when you're the guy whose job it is,
is to go here's what we're doing and then you don't do the thing,
yes, Dick, you know, But at the end of the day, I fuck, I don't
know. I don't know enough.
But I know that on Radio Ulster, it's been in the press that Neil
McKeever when she was doing her show was like the mics were down
or she thought and then they went to the news or something.
And I think she was talking about that story and called
Dominic Cummings a name. I think that's more ridiculous.
The people are like, that's terrible.
No, no way. That show needs to go.
Hey, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Some people went no way. You can't you can't she she's
doing a show on BBC and you have to be you have to be not bias,
yes, but the mic, she didn't think the mics were on.
You know, I mean, it's different if you came back from a song
when that was Fleetwood Mac and dreams.
Dominic Cummings is a twat. You know, let's go to bar best
for the weather. I think that cat that you almost
forget about that kind of behaviour because we're in
lockdown and you don't see it as much, but you forget that that
will come back. People that comment that kind of
thing. Or maybe I'm just not seeing it
as much because I'm not up to date with the news.
These people who clearly have never made any sort of slight
mistake in their lives and they're like, no, you can't, you
can't. You can't say a bad word even if
you're offer. You can't, you just can't do it.
You know, these are the same people who probably kick pigeons
to death. I think that's mental.
I think it's absolutely mental. And and you know, listen, if
anybody, if you would expect that of anybody in local radio,
it's your boy here, me and Dave. I mean, something like that is
going to happen to us at some point.
And it's just human. Like it's a very, very simple
error to make, but it's not even really an an error.
You know what I mean? Like that, I didn't plan to talk
about this, but it just, it just pisses me off a bit.
It just pisses me off because people are like, oh, it's a
personal opinion, yes, but it wasn't intended for broadcast
you fucking idiot. Anyway, Nathan Morrow says, is
Earl Grey tea just for the middle class?
We're haters of we're haters of Earl Grey tea on on this
podcast. We it doesn't really get
respected amongst the sippers. You know, if you show up to a
sipper event with your own Earl Grey, you'll be accepted because
technically it is tea, but at the same time you're going to be
shunned a bit. Like there will be a separate
Earl Grey table and we'll probably, like, I don't probably
end up like beating the shit out of those guys and stealing their
luncheon money. I don't know.
Is it a middle class thing? Yes, Earl Grey's definitely a
middle class thing. Like if you went into, you know,
Greasy Spoon Cafe in Belfast Castle Street or whatever and
you went here, could I have a tea there as well, please?
Yes, no problem. How do you take your tea?
Earl Grey? You would expect to be turfed
out 100%. You would expect to be in
Magalibre that night. So yeah, it is a middle class.
I don't think anyone enjoys Earl Grey.
I don't. Connor says that with my Oh
yeah. So whenever I posted the call
first for questions for this, I'd really quiffed my hair up.
In fact, I hadn't intentionally done it.
My hair was just a little bit out of control.
And he said at that point that I'm starting to look like they
always love the Miss Steven Clements with with my hair like
that. And I absolutely get what what
you mean by that, because any time I would go to do Steven
Clemens show, like on on queue radio when it when he was there,
then I didn't do his radio also show.
But when he when he was on queue, his quiff was always
beyond perfect. And I remember all I think I
maybe even asked them. I was like, dude, here's the
thing with my quiff, right? When my quiff sits, well, if I
go out and it's windy or it's raining or whatever, they ruined
my quiff will not withstand it. But Steven Clements always had a
phenomenal, phenomenal quiff. You know, when it was, it was a
little bit wild as well. You know what I mean?
Like, it wasn't like I play at sea.
If like when I have a quiff, it's just like a clump of hair
up in One Direction. But he had like different layers
to it. He had little bits going off
both sides. And yeah, that for some reason
that gave me a real laugh. I comment because whenever I
think of Steven, one of the first things I think is Stephen
always had absolutely perfect hair, which is really weird
thing to think. And yeah, Stephen, I can't
remember what I saw on social media recently.
It was something about Stephen Clements and what a guy, what a
guy I know. Yeah, I know this is all like
kind of off topic, but then he was he was class.
We we talked about him on an I think maybe an episode of this.
I talked about it. But we did on on the Boy time
podcast as well because, you know, Dave had been on the show
before and we'd met him at a couple of things and just just
the nicest guy, like honestly the nicest guy.
I always say this about him whenever you like, if I hadn't
seen him in a while or whatever and couple times we met for a
coffee, he would ask you like, what are you up to at the
minute? What are you working on?
And then the second question would be, is there any way I can
help, you know, And it's rare because so many people do ask,
like, what are you up to? But they're only asking
sometimes, like, obviously because they want to then tell
you actually what they're doing, which they thinks better or they
want to like, you know, get in with it or something like that.
He just wanted to know, like, is there anybody I can introduce
you to or, you know, can I give you advice on this if it's like
a radio thing or a broadcast thing?
And man, he was just just the nicest, nicest guy.
And it, you know, I mean, obviously it's totally different
for close friends and family, but I, I still don't think of
him as, as not being here, you know what I mean?
Like, I just think I haven't seen him in a while or I haven't
heard a show for a little bit. And it's, it's, it's, it's mad.
It it just doesn't, it only feels like last week when
someone when I was at a meeting and someone told me that he
passed away. But like what a guy love that
guy. So yeah, that gave me that gave
me a nice smile and a good laugh.
Connor. So he says what he's basically
asking me what I do with my hair.
And I think a lot of people will want to know, do I buy the 49 P
Tesco and brand hair gel or do I go for the posh 4 LB gear?
I used to in my younger days, whenever I just did a flick like
all young lads did, which was you gel your hair down with wet
look chemists gel, which was like, yeah, 49 P for 12 litres.
In fact, a man came around like when you, when he's delivering
oil, a man came around in a van and put it into your bathroom
and there was a bucket and he just shot some gel in.
That sounds very sexual. But yeah, you, you combed your
hair down at the front and then you flicked up the front of it.
So the front just went up like a big wedge.
I did. I definitely did do that until I
was about 13. And then I think at that age,
you know, people experiment at that age with a lot of different
things, but the main thing guys experiment with is different
hair products because at that age you go, what's this Clay,
Matt, Matt clay, you know what, I don't even know what that is
now. Wax.
You mean like whenever the bar went here, do you want a bit of
wax or what's wax? Yes, Brill Cream, all that kind
of stuff. So it definitely took me a while
for me to find my product, but my product is called Dear
Barber. I think you can order it online,
just I don't think they sell it like Chemist.
Also, my battery just died, so someone had the last question,
but I'm not going to go down and get my get my charger because
that's the level of dickhead that I am.
Yeah, Dear Barber. So my hairdresser, Mikey, Mikey
cuts, works in harmony here in Bangor, cuts my hair, Dave's
hair. Obviously he doesn't spend as
long on Dave's hair because, you know, you wouldn't need to
because Dave is a bald guy with hair, which is weird.
I don't know how that works, but he is.
But yeah, Mikey gives me this stuff called Dear Barber, which
is class. It's like AI would describe it
as like a map. I don't know.
I don't know what it is. It's white, but I like it.
I like it. I think it's good.
And then sometimes what about when you use new hair product
and it makes your hair go a bit white, like in bits, like not
dandruff, but in bits and you just have a bad day.
You know, it's probably the worst thing of all time.
But what I would love to do is bring back chemists hair gel,
you know that 49 piece stuff. I think that'll be a lot of fun.
I'm actually chatting to some people right now, like TV type
people about an idea that's set in about 1986.
So I want to be in this thing because I've written it.
So I'm going to give myself for all.
What are you going to do? And and you know, and if they
say, listen, we don't see you as being right for being in this,
but would you be up for just being the writer and letting
someone else be in it? I would obviously say no.
And I want my character to have curtains in it.
I think that would be pretty sweet.
I would just like to have curtains.
So I've essentially written an entire screenplay so that I can
play a character with curtains because I think that would be
pretty class. And I could actually do like
look at look at this. My hair is wild.
I got my wife to like do the
side and back just with the kitchen scissors and sweet.
I'm loving the I'm loving the long mane, you know, and it's
not a meme, but I think I'm going to keep it like pretty
long unless hairdressers open tomorrow, in which case I'll
just get a buzz cut. I don't know what I'm going to
do, but I do know. Also guys, I'm just letting you
all know I'm not fishing for anything here.
It's my birthday on the 9th of June.
So I don't know what you all want to do between you is like
the separate community or whatever.
If you want to like, send me cars.
Give me property in Majorca. I don't know what it is you want
to do or just cash, but you have a long while to think of it. 9th
of June, I'm going to do a birthday episode, I think.
And let's just get like maybe producer Dan could arrange some
surprise guests. I would really like that and not
tell me and we'll just do a Zoom and people can pop in and out.
I think that would be a lot of fun. 9th of June, your boy
turns. Get ready for this guys 32.
But how is that possible? Man, you look like a you look
like a 22 year old German fisherman.
I know, I'm well aware. I don't know.
I just keep, I just keep defying science.
That's the thing. And let's just keep enjoying
that while it lasts. What I want to do is thank
everyone by the way, you sent in the TripAdvisor recommendations.
I will. Actually, I was a little bit
unprepared for the podcast today and people going, yeah, man, we
can definitely tell. And I'm a little bit unprepared
because the weather was so good and I started some bathing for
ages. And they don't want to spend too
much time prepping at the same time because then I would be
have to be inside doing that. And I would just want to like, I
just want to say I'll just record the episode and I'll go
back into the sun. And that's exactly what's going
to happen. And I'm not apologising to
anyone for that. I'm like the McDonald's staff, a
Boucher when you find marijuana in your kids Happy Meal.
I'm not apologising to anyone. Enjoy it.
It's lettuce and that's the name of this week's podcast.
Either drugs in my kids Happy Meal or it's just lettuce.
Either way, it's going to be a good time.
I'm going to plug the patreonpatreon.com/tme podcast.
I'll be back on Wednesday or Monday if you're a Patreon
subscriber. And yeah, I hope everybody has a
cracking weekend. Enjoy it and remember next
Friday you might have a bit of a soundtrack to help you through.
That's all I'm saying. The Red Lock tension thought she
was coming.