1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big. 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 Secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like our hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,120 drop in comic. Boom, you nail into. 10 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,360 Michael Che's phone nervous. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 11 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,720 Hey, hey, New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 12 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:41,160 You love it. Zippers, Welcome to the Friday 14 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,280 episode of the Tea With Me podcast. 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,520 With me, your dad's best friend, Shane Todd. 16 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,920 I'm manic. I'm frantic. 17 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,720 You're asking why you're going. What's wrong? 18 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,440 Money Toad is it? Is it the time in the week where 19 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,600 you count up your bills? No, it's not. 20 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,720 I'm not stacking that cash. What I'm doing is an impromptu 21 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,160 episode of the podcast. We haven't missed an episode and 22 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,760 dropped my phone. I don't know what's happening. 23 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:13,520 I'm questioning a lot of things. But let me say this, we are 24 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,440 doing this episode. This gets released, I think 7:00 25 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,880 AM on a Friday. Britney Spears dad is pretty 26 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,880 much in charge of that at that time. 27 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:26,120 Obviously I'm sleeping in a bath of moisturiser. 28 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,680 But we have had to delay the episode we were going to release 29 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,200 and I'll tell you why next week when we do release it. 30 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,120 But so I am what time is it here? 31 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,360 20 to 6. I'm going to football training 32 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,840 in 50 minutes. So I am doing this episode right 33 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:48,040 now and also I've just announced the stand up show In the 34 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,760 Limelight that you've probably seen me posting about already. 35 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,600 And I had to do that 10 minutes ago. 36 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,120 I've got P in my hand. It's too warm, so I'm setting it 37 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,400 back down. I thought it was a drinkable 38 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,720 temperature. It's not. 39 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,680 I Yeah, I had to announce the shows in the Limelight. 40 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,440 Can you include the groups info? What? 41 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,800 What? What does that mean? 42 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,680 Yeah, this is real. This is my life in real time, 43 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:19,960 guys. This is real life happening 44 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,440 right now. I knew that whenever I put the 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,800 post up about the limelight show, I would do it wrong in 46 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,400 some way. I've done it wrong and that's 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,360 happening right here right now. But I said Britney Spears dad 48 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,280 said genuinely to quote him on this. 49 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:37,560 He said the zippers are trash. He said the listeners are 50 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,960 garbage and I said, what the fuck did you just say? 51 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,560 And then I was going to like get angry at him, but then I 52 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,680 remember he controls my life and all my finances. 53 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,520 I said, listen, I'm ego. Don't even do an episode for 54 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,160 those punks. And I said no. 55 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,800 I said I'll do an episode. And he goes, what? 56 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,600 What's your commitment level to this podcast? 57 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,720 And I said, I will make it look like I'm dressed normally, 58 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,360 albeit a 1940s rugby player. But if you're watching the video 59 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,400 podcast, but on the bottom half, I'm dressed for training. 60 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,560 I'm wearing my football socks and pair of shorts, and that's 61 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,200 the way it is. It's going to be a slightly 62 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,360 shorter episode this week, but don't worry about that at all 63 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,960 because as you know, my good friend Dave Elliott will tell 64 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,840 you, sometimes things that are smaller can still do a great 65 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,080 job. And if you read in between the 66 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,640 lines there, I'm talking about his penis. 67 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,080 So we're going to have a good time. 68 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,160 We've got listeners questions. The zippers have stepped up. 69 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,160 I said to the zippers very aggressively, give me your 70 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,920 questions right now. And the zippers have delivered. 71 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,680 You know, it's it's a two way St that swings and roundabouts. 72 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,440 I'm doing this episode when I don't have time to do the 73 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,200 episode for the zippers and the zippers are giving me the 74 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,600 questions. So it's a trade off. 75 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,480 I'm going to plug two things. One of the things is sitting 76 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,440 over there. I should have grabbed it 77 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,320 beforehand, but you can see my football shorts there. 78 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,400 Yeah. One of the things I want to plug 79 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,360 is our big sponsor. We should do some sort of big 80 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,360 mad announcement for this, but but we won't. 81 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:12,480 Manscaped have come on board as the the major sponsor of tea 82 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,360 with me. They're going to sponsor. 83 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,800 They're going to sponsor us for a prolonged period of time, I 84 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,600 think, or maybe they won't. You know, they could, they could 85 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,360 easily not do that, you know, but Manscaped they're on board 86 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,320 and we love that because we use the product. 87 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:31,040 We stand over producer Dan and IAK Britney Spears dad. 88 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,840 He's a terrible guy, but one thing I'll say about him as his 89 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,200 pubic region is absolutely gleaming. 90 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,840 If you ask him, he'll probably show you. 91 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,720 So we are the laid down manscaped and the lawnmower 3 92 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,560 point. OA lot of people are looking at 93 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,240 that and going that's not going to cut my grass in the garden. 94 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,840 Hey, we're talking about the grass in your jeans. 95 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:56,400 We're talking about your pubic grass and manscaped are the 96 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,560 landscapers for you. Now that's a very contrived way 97 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,120 of saying this razor is a great job. 98 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:09,880 What you do with this is before you use it, you like 99 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:14,120 statistically, 99% of men in Northern Ireland have 100 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,680 insufficient pubes, and that could well be the name of this 101 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,880 week's episode. You've insufficient pubes. 102 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:25,160 So what Manscaped have done is got this technology together. 103 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,800 They've had the lawnmower 1.0, Sure. 104 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,760 They've had the 2.0. Yeah, big deal. 105 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,640 Then they said what else can we do after that? 106 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,960 We've got something up our sleeve and people guessed it was 107 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,800 the 3.0 because the two before would have been the one and two. 108 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,560 OK, so it's precision technology, that's what it is. 109 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,520 I was sceptical before. I used it as like, I've always 110 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,400 been a scissors guy, Edward Scissorhands. 111 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,840 That's how I, you know, cut my hair down there. 112 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:53,400 But but no, I used this for the first time couple of months ago 113 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,320 and I haven't looked back since. In fact, the only the only way 114 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:00,720 I'm looking is down on my own pubic hair because I can't 115 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,680 believe it. You can go on manscape.com, 116 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,680 whether it's for yourself or whether you are a girl listening 117 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,680 and you're like, my guy just doesn't have that pube game. 118 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,680 Or alternatively, you're a guy who get ready, get ready for 119 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,920 this. Maybe you're a guy that dates a 120 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,440 guy and you your pubes are great, but his aren't and that's 121 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,920 the only thing holding you guys back. 122 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,480 That and certain political parties locally. 123 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:30,440 What you can do is go on the manscape.com, you use the code 124 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,520 Tea with Me and you get 20% off and free shipping. 125 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,280 That's Tea with Me for 20% off and free shipping. 126 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,160 We're delighted to have Manscaped on board. 127 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,320 Go and check out the website, see what they do. 128 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,520 We genuinely use their product and they're great. 129 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,280 The one other thing on the plug is patreonpatreon.com/tea With 130 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,760 Me podcast. If you can't get enough, 131 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,240 sometimes you have a cup of tea and you go, I'd love another cup 132 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,440 of tea, but you're not going to. If you're in Starbucks Cafe 133 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,280 near, you're not going to go and order another cup of tea, but 134 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,480 maybe if you were at home, you'd pour yourself a second cup. 135 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,960 If you want the second cup, you get the bonus episode of this 136 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,360 podcast. Every single Monday, me and 137 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,840 Britney Spears dad sit down for a Patreon episode. 138 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,400 They're a hell of a lot of fun. Sometimes the boys are a little 139 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,320 bit loose, a little bit wild because it's only the the the 140 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,920 Patreon zippers that are listening. 141 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,160 And at the end of the episode, if I remember, I'm in a very 142 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,600 much of A tizzy. But if not, we'll do it next 143 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,840 week. I'm going to shout out all the 144 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,240 Patreons because you get a major shout out on the podcast every 145 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,440 week and I haven't done that in a while, but I'm going to start 146 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,160 doing it again because I appreciate every single one of 147 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,080 you. Also, my Waterfront Hall show 148 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,600 from last year is on there in its entirety, so you can watch 149 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:41,360 that if you're a Patreon sipper. Speaking of sips, that is a 150 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,520 great cup of tea despite being made under pressure. 151 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,600 That's one thing I won't be. Is Rush making tea? 152 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,040 What? Despite being up against the 153 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,160 time wise, I was like, we've got to go into this podcast with 154 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,040 with a little bit of something. We've got to have something to 155 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,520 talk about. Of course we'll do the listeners 156 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,920 questions, but what I want to talk about is something that 157 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,600 caught my eye earlier in the week. 158 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,000 We did facts about Northern Ireland and I have found 10 159 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,600 fascinating facts that you need to know about Belfast. 160 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,440 Some of these may be news to me. I'm not too sure. 161 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,400 So we'll run through these. Then we'll do listeners 162 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,440 questions as say it's going to be a slightly shorter podcast 163 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,680 this week, but then we have a great interview we're supposed 164 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,480 to release tomorrow that we're going to bring out on Wednesday 165 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,000 or Friday and next week. And then there'll be a a proper 166 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,520 big solo episode. So I don't know if you guys knew 167 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,799 this, but the Titanic was built in Belfast and we covered that 168 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:35,159 on Wednesday and that I, I only learned that on Wednesday 169 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:36,559 because no one had ever mentioned it. 170 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:42,720 One thing I'll tell you quickly is whenever the EUR were on and 171 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,760 Northern Ireland were in the EUR, I went to a game. 172 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,160 I went over to shit. Where was it? 173 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,320 France. Yeah, France for a game. 174 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,520 Me and my friend Tony, which was an adventure in itself. 175 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,880 We went over for 24 hours to a game. 176 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,880 We flew to Milan, stayed in Milan overnight first thing in 177 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:03,480 the morning, hired a car, a wee tiny 1 litre car for a reason 178 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,600 that I can't even be bothered to start to explain. 179 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,120 Then we drove through the Alps. We didn't know we had to drive 180 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,760 through the Alps. I didn't look at the route and 181 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:15,200 or Tony as he's called. And then and then we just had to 182 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,520 drive the Leon and then after the game, drive straight back in 183 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,520 a thunderstorm and get a flight the next morning. 184 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:23,240 But what was I talking about? Oh yeah, Titanic. 185 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:27,680 So the Titanic slipways were showing some of the EUR games. 186 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,840 It was like a fan zone that was late on that a lot of people 187 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:34,120 went to. I mean, was it me and Michael 188 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,840 Foster? Might have been. 189 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,760 Me and Michael Foster went down to watch a game. 190 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,640 I don't know if it was Michael. Anyway, we weren't down to watch 191 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,160 a game, but it was full that weren't letting people in. 192 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,800 And I think it was maybe Northern Ireland, Germany. 193 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,800 It was a big game and it was full. 194 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,640 But if you go at the back of the Titanic Visitor Centre, you 195 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,920 could see into the fan zone and see the TV and it wasn't packed. 196 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,960 There was nobody around you. But the Titanic must have known 197 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,920 this and they didn't want loads of football fans. 198 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:09,120 They're, you know, shooting Greenway Orbo in front of 199 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,760 confused Asian tourists. So they had a security guy 200 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,840 basically not letting anybody round the back of Titanic. 201 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,360 So I zipped up my jacket that I had another iron shirt 202 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,320 underneath. We walked up the security guard. 203 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:26,800 I said follow my lead to Michael and I went up to security guard 204 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,200 and he said sorry lads, no one's allowed through here to try and 205 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:34,280 watch the match. And I said oh, we're just trying 206 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,800 to see the Titanic. And the guy said no worries 207 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,160 lads, sorry about that, off you go. 208 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,680 And whoever I was with, I think it was Michael said, hey, thanks 209 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:48,920 a lot, we appreciate it. Now that was potentially the 210 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,440 best moment of my life because we watched the match with nobody 211 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,640 around us, nobody spilling drinks, just us peering over a 212 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,800 wee wall. And it was a great time even 213 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,680 another and lost the game but that Titanic story just reminds 214 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:06,640 me of that and I really enjoyed it yeah before I move on, I'll 215 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,080 just say with the limelight shows this morning so Friday, if 216 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,920 you're listening to this on the day it came out, I've just 217 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:17,280 announced the return of some sort of shows for me on the 10th 218 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,120 of September. I'm playing the limelight in 219 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,600 Belfast. It's going to be massively 220 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,400 socially distanced. The limelight have this isn't 221 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,040 just something we decided to do yesterday. 222 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,800 We've been talking about this for weeks and weeks and all the 223 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:35,600 staff at the limelight in the management there at Shine have 224 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:40,080 made sure that this is the most responsible way to do the show. 225 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,640 They've, they've been, you don't need to know this, but they've 226 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,360 been going over the line out the, the layout, sorry of the 227 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,840 room, trying to figure out the best way to do it, consulting 228 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,640 with the right people and these shows. 229 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,800 I, I would, I would be happy to go as an audience member, but at 230 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,920 the same time, if you're like, I still don't want to go to an 231 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,280 indoor thing. I would totally get that. 232 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,520 I would 100% get that. But all I'll say is I think 233 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,880 these shows will be done in a really responsible way. 234 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:16,560 And stand up back baby I am on with, I'm sharing a bill with 235 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,480 Tim McGarry who was on the podcast couple of weeks ago. 236 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,960 Great response to that. And of course, the Stone Head 237 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,400 himself, Dave Elliott, what a lineup that is. 238 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:29,760 That's three headliners. And also for the price, you get 239 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,040 pizza. Oh, shit. 240 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,560 I just realised zippers, what I was supposed to put up with that 241 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,480 post. You can only book tickets in 242 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:41,640 groups of four, six and eight. Yes, I totally understand. 243 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,600 And I was supposed to say that. And Limelight said, will you say 244 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:50,280 that when you're posting it up? And I said yes, but I have, I 245 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,400 have not done that. So here we go. 246 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,840 I the the most riveting podcast content. 247 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,680 Hold on, guys. While I have manned a couple of 248 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,960 posts, but that's just the way it is. 249 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,200 I couldn't be more excited for these gigs. 250 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,960 I'm going to get them filmed, I think. 251 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,560 And it's new territory. Hey, I haven't been to an indoor 252 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,440 event. So the first time I go to one, I 253 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,440 will be performing at it and I'm really excited. 254 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:25,600 Tickets can be bought in groups of four, six and eight. 255 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,960 And I apologise that I'm doing this on the podcast. 256 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,680 I really do apologise. 4-6 and eight. 257 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,000 OK. I just had to get that message 258 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,680 right there because the Zippers would not like it if I was 259 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:42,720 taking the task by Ofcom for that. 260 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:50,720 So yeah, the lineup is insane. Tim, Dave, myself, pizza, I 261 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,960 mean, pizza is probably the biggest name on that bill. 262 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,120 You know, I would certainly just be going for pizza. 263 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,640 And I think we are a bonus just just being comedy. 264 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,920 Yeah. Yeah. 265 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,120 So let me just put that up before we move on. 266 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,080 And there's Dave getting in touch with me saying he doesn't 267 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,360 like the way the image of him has been put on the poster. 268 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:20,280 And Dave has a problem every time he is put on a poster, he 269 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:24,560 always has a problem. He says always they've spelled 270 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:28,680 my name wrong or they've put me, you know, they've made the font 271 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,480 weird or whatever. And hey Dave, hey man, let's 272 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,680 just enjoy being back outside again, my man, OK. 273 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,280 And also a lot of people think that Dave and I have fallen out 274 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,840 because we've stopped in the Boy Tone podcast. 275 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,280 And I feel like Dave and I should probably have fuelled 276 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,040 that rumour for a while, and then eventually, just when 277 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:48,240 lockdown and stuff eases, just posted a video of us in the bath 278 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,760 together again. So there we go. 279 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,960 Sorry I had to do that. I apologise, but you guys know 280 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,360 we're doing this episode on the hoof. 281 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:01,680 I want to bring you the episode and please accept my unreserved 282 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:06,160 apology #9 Belfast is both town and city status. 283 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,560 Whoa. There's some facts that we've 284 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,040 covered before. The city was once referred to as 285 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,760 Leninopolis. The linen industry in Ireland 286 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,680 was centred in Belfast and during the 19th century the city 287 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,160 was the largest linen producer in the world and played a key 288 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,200 role in the industrial revolution class. 289 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,360 Samsung and Goliath Horneville For the biggest freestanding 290 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,360 Koreans in the world, the society United Irishman was 291 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,240 founded in Belfast. I don't know what that is. 292 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,800 Somebody will be like, well how mate, how do you know what that 293 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,800 is? James Connelly lived in Belfast 294 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,320 Air's revolutionary socialist and Easter Rising leader. 295 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,800 Easter Rising sounded like a very good indie band. 296 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,840 He lived in the Falls Rd in the heart of West Belfast. 297 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,080 Goodman Goodman. He previously lived in 298 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,400 Edinburgh, America and Dublin, but he moved to Belfast in May 299 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:03,000 1911 and lived at 1 Glenelina Terrace, Falls Rd. 300 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:09,800 Quiet #3 Belfast was once bigger than Dublin, but then Dublin 301 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:14,320 doubled #2 Belfast was bombed by the Nazis in World War 2. 302 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,840 I feel like, you know, the Nazis were very brave and doing that, 303 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,680 you know, I imagine the Nazi planes drove away. 304 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,000 They showed you people going you fuck off, fuck away off. 305 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,800 You know, I feel like even back then, like it's a Nazi dead 306 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,200 bomb. Belfast, you probably might not 307 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,200 have noticed, you know, because during the 40s and 50s and 308 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,440 stuff, I think Belfast was a little bit crazy, a little bit 309 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:44,520 wild and you know, then although was there area shelters and 310 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,040 stuff? I don't know. 311 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,080 I'd love to know what I mean. It would, I won't do any 312 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,720 research, but it'd be keen to know what happened. 313 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,880 World War 2IN Belfast. I know they painted a lot of 314 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,400 buildings black so the Nazi bombers wouldn't, wouldn't, 315 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,480 wouldn't see them. But then I feel like if there 316 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,640 was one building that just didn't, it would undermine 317 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,839 everything and there'd be no point in not doing it. 318 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,960 So yeah, I just want to go through a couple of those facts 319 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,520 and now we'll get into some listeners questions. 320 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,280 Guys, let's be honest, this is not the best podcast I've done. 321 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,160 But at the same time, we're here, we're doing it, we're 322 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,079 having a good time. We're doing stand up again. 323 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,240 We're eating pizza, although I'll probably not be eating the 324 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,920 pizza because of a gluten allergy and a dairy allergy. 325 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,720 Glen Lindsey, fuck's sake, Fuck's sake. 326 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,520 Seeing as this is a football podcast, no it isn't. 327 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,480 Do you think Messi could do a job in the Premier League? 328 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,320 Personally, I think he could do a job for Burnley. 329 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,680 Do you think the greatest footballer of all time at the 330 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,480 age of 33, which isn't that old now, relatively in football 331 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,800 years because they all take care of themselves, could do a job in 332 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,040 the English Premier League? Yes I do. 333 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,400 I think the greatest, potentially the greatest player 334 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,120 of all time, the guys won the bond or six times, could 335 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,640 probably do a job against Premier League defenders such as 336 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,840 Phil Barnsley. This is not a football podcast. 337 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,040 Joe William, do you think Dave Elliott will ever accept that he 338 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,720 lives in your shadow? No, because he he, he very much 339 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,560 doesn't. So Joe, I think you've tried, 340 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,800 you've tried to mug Dave off with that. 341 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,960 You've tried to be a little bit nasty there. 342 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,080 We don't welcome Nothing Tea with Me podcast. 343 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,480 Maybe if it was the The Beers with the Lads podcast we would 344 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,200 do that. But we're just all about being 345 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,000 lovely here and being nice. Does Dave live in my shadow? 346 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,080 Absolutely not. Dave is his own guy. 347 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,160 Dave has his own podcast, the Sly Guy podcast. 348 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,480 Dave has really done a lot of good writing recently as well. 349 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,600 He's working on a couple of projects. 350 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,720 I can't really talk about, but he's he's flying with him. 351 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,640 He has a beautiful family, a nice house job. 352 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,600 So he's he's not in my shadow. And also it would be the other 353 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,280 way, right? I could only be in his shadow. 354 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,320 He wouldn't. My shadow would is quite thin. 355 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:58,000 And to be honest, the only thing my shadow could cover is 356 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,360 potential, like a very large child. 357 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,320 And Dave is built like a man. So I don't think he could be in 358 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,280 my shadow, but I could definitely be in his. 359 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,000 That tea is delicious. But yeah, I didn't appreciate 360 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,280 that question because because as we know, Dave Elliott is an 361 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,120 extremely funny man and I hate saying nice things about him. 362 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,600 But that's why the first gig I'm doing back, I need my Monty 363 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,040 evaluate on the lineup because sometimes he's funny. 364 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,720 Alex Clyde, have you ever had someone slag you off 365 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,800 accidentally to a friend? I once saw a podcast sticker on 366 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,040 someone's laptop for a popular local comedian and gave my 367 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,600 honest opinion only to find out they were mates and work 368 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,160 together. Yeah, of course. 369 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,600 Oh, have someone slag me accidentally to a friend. 370 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,080 Yeah. Yeah, that's happened a lot. 371 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,200 Of course you get like in WhatsApp groups, maybe somebody 372 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,160 being like, I can't stand that fella or whatever that fella or 373 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,680 whatever. Or, you know, he's, I never said 374 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,320 a word there that I you're not allowed to say anymore. 375 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,120 And that one actually is sly because I don't even think it's 376 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,360 that bad of a word. And I reckon if we surveyed a 377 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,040 lot of people, I reckon that would be one that people might 378 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,240 be like, you know what, that one is still actually pretty much 379 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,960 fine. But I'd need to consult people 380 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:16,360 before I threw that out there. So yeah, yeah, definitely. 381 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,960 I've have I have had that before. 382 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,880 And I'm sure like, yeah, of course. 383 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,040 And if friends are like, oh, this person I know was slagging 384 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,920 you off there and all, I would just say immediately never be 385 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,320 friends with them again and slap them in the face. 386 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,480 Stephen says Biggie or Tupac. See, I think I'm really in the 387 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,800 Biggie and Tupac. But then again, I only know 388 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,120 really about 5 of their songs each, so I can't say I've ever 389 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,560 listened to a whole album or anything. 390 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:51,000 Probably Biggie, and I know that will be devastating to the 391 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,720 estate of Tupac Shakur that that I slightly prefer Biggie. 392 00:20:55,720 --> 00:21:00,120 But the thing about Biggie Smalls is, and no 32 year old 393 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,000 white Northern Irishman should ever be like, here's the thing 394 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,480 with Biggie. Here's my two cents. 395 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,840 Who am I trying to be, Westwood? Yo, baby, say Westwood. 396 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:16,760 Yo, my man. Why do Westwood never sit down 397 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,200 for 10 minutes? Why didn't nobody go Westwood? 398 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,200 Do me a favour. Yo baby, what do you want man? 399 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,280 How can I do you a favour? Tim Westwood baby, the big dog. 400 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,880 What do you need, Playboy? Tim need you to fuck up for a 401 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:34,360 second. My man Tim Westwood, baby. 402 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:40,120 I'm a 74 year old English man hanging out backstage with 403 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,440 hanging out backstage with Drake and Rick Ross. 404 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,040 What's good, baby? Westwood, didn't someone shoot 405 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,480 him or something like in the leg whenever he's about 19 and 406 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,560 that's why he is now like famous or not famous. 407 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,640 He just, he's just love drop, don't they? 408 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,560 I used to have a Westwood compilation city. 409 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:05,680 It was actually pretty banging. But yeah, Westwood's like an old 410 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,360 guy and I shouldn't be talking like that. 411 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:14,440 Shouldn't be talking like that. My man. 412 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,200 Yo, Tim Westwood, baby. Yeah, it's popping off here. 413 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,760 Crazy. Is it popping off, Tim? 414 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,520 Because you're just sitting in a cafe cafe eating a sandwich? 415 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,920 You're just sitting in a cafe eating. 416 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,920 A sandwich, tuna melt, baby yo going big big dog. 417 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:37,040 Tim, stop just for a minute. Stop and go for a walk mate. 418 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,720 I'm going to walk straight to Rockefeller records and 419 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:48,520 interview exhibit. Yeah, I'm chilling with my man 420 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,760 DMX about to spit a freestyle. Tim, you've got the manager, 421 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,600 you're not sitting with DMX, you're out of bus. 422 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,640 Stop me at N Leeds. Shout out to Tim Westwood. 423 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,560 Maybe we'll get him on the pod, yo. 424 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:07,480 Playboy Egg McDonald. Does Rory McIlroy automatically 425 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,040 get Q jump at Ollie's? I mean, if I automatically get Q 426 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,440 jump at Ollie's, which back in the day whenever I used to go 427 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:19,160 out to places like socially to drink and stuff, you know, let's 428 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,680 be honest, let's not shy away from the fact that the man boy 429 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,960 cheeky AKA the money told AK Sheena boy QQ definitely did get 430 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,160 Q jump. That's just a thing. 431 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,960 I'm not going to. There's no point in me saying I 432 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:35,600 didn't because I did and and I, I liked it, you know, I did like 433 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,600 that. And so I would say there is a 434 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,800 slight chance if I got it, McElroy would also receive the 435 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,080 same treatment, if not slightly better treatment. 436 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,200 I used to love that genuinely. And it's probably real NAF to 437 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,000 say and real wanker thing to say, but you know, there is a 438 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,680 time when a year old mate here was seen as a pretty cool on the 439 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:02,640 old nightlife scene. Me showing up dollies. 440 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:12,960 Yo Bailey, open the velvet rope. Open the velvet rope. 441 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,640 Oh no, the guy no the works here is not working tonight. 442 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:27,600 I'll join the queue, baby. This was a good idea to this 443 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,680 podcast. Let's let's let's make a clip of 444 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,720 the Westwood bit. Rathcoole says if wounded 445 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,280 nothing major by a gunshot at a concert, would you stay for the 446 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,000 rest of the show? Relieved to get a taxi home. 447 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,440 See in next week's podcast, we're going to dissect Johnny 448 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,280 Adair getting shot at AUB 40 concert. 449 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,920 And let me prefix that with this. 450 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,120 If in the meantime, Johnny Adair or anyone Johnny Adair knows 451 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,760 gets in touch with me to the podcast and says here, don't be 452 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,800 fucking talking about that 100% I will not be featuring that in 453 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,640 the podcast. But I'll just say this. 454 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,800 Yes, I was reminded this week of the fact that former loyalist 455 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,200 prisoner Johnny Adair was at a UB40 concert and got shot in the 456 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,240 head and basically kept singing red, red wine and then like went 457 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,440 home and slept it off. And I want to talk about that in 458 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,200 next week's podcast. And that's just what we're going 459 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:15,080 to do. Would I would I stay at the 460 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,240 concert if I took a cramp going to see the Killers in the SSAI 461 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:23,240 go to Annie Ronan Armstrong. Did the nation's little brother 462 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,080 ever reside in any terrible squatter like conditions during 463 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,240 his come up? Obviously no longer the case up 464 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,800 in the money told mansion. Am I right? 465 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,120 Ha ha. From a resident of the fly tip 466 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,440 in an alley pop in capital of the Belfast wonderful holy 467 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:40,240 lands. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 468 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,280 Make no mistake, the money told us always spend his time in 469 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:50,320 mansions. Yeah, I mean, nothing terrible 470 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,720 and I never lived in the student house. 471 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,120 I did live in a very, very, very small flat in Sydenham for 10 472 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,360 months whenever I got out of hospital for Evan Crohn's. 473 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,640 We lived there for a while and there was nothing wrong with the 474 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,680 area or the flat, but it was that small that because I come 475 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,000 out of hospital and this thing called post viral fatigue, which 476 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,760 basically was like a 10 month year long hangover, it kind of 477 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,040 drove me mad. It was like being in a prison 478 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:23,240 cell and I have bad memories of like that apt. 479 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,000 I just took it out in the apartment, if you know what I 480 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,320 mean. So that wasn't that bad. 481 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,000 But the money told is definitely never lived in a mansion. 482 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:37,480 But let's just say there will be a couple more Patreon signing up 483 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,080 and buying Belfast City Hall. I'm buying City Hall and the 484 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,920 sleepers of the Zippers are going to come over and be the 485 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,280 sleepers. I didn't mean to say the 486 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,560 sleepers. I was willing to say the zippers 487 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,760 can come over and have tea, but don't call yourselves the 488 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,760 sleepers because you don't get to sleep in my house. 489 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,400 Congreben, who would you most like to get as a guest in your 490 00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:00,800 podcast and why? I would like to get on my 491 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,000 podcast. Let me see who likes tea. 492 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,800 I think for views I would get, I'd like to get something like 493 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,520 the Queen and Jerry Adams on just to kick it back and forth. 494 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,800 But if they weren't available, I know one guy I'd like to get 495 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,800 involved. Would be my man Tim Westwood 496 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,360 baby. Westwood, you want a cup of tea? 497 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,080 Yeah, man, pour me some Corvoisier on top of that Tetley 498 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,880 baby. That's how we do it. 499 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,720 Sorry, demo of Only Tea. OK. 500 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,760 Jason Hurst, do you call gravy ring? 501 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,120 Gravy ring? I'd call it a doughnut. 502 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,800 But if I was in a shop, a bakery like an old school Belfast 503 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,520 bakery, I would say can I have a gravy ring please? 504 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,640 Because you've got to show respect. 505 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,120 I don't know why they're called gravy rings because as far as I 506 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,520 know there's no gravy involved. There used to be a great bakery. 507 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,760 It's probably still there on Castle Street in Belfast that I 508 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,960 used to go to when I went to tech there and I used to get a 509 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:06,880 little apple apple pie slice and there an ice finger. 510 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,480 Oh, yeah. Scott Miller, what's your 511 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,200 opinion on the man bun? I don't think I like the man bun 512 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,440 apart from its own, like sexy, like Jason Momoa type, you know, 513 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,640 Jack guys. And I think it's pretty fucking 514 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,000 cute and sexy. But on someone like me, not 515 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,240 sweet, but a hair band. All good. 516 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,600 I'm actually thinking about wearing a hair band, the 517 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,040 football tonight because I don't want my fringe to go on my eyes 518 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,640 because I would hate that. Jimmy Harrison, who were in a 519 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,600 fight between Jackie Fullerton, Julian Simmons prison rules. 520 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,680 Simmons has youth on his side compared to Fullerton, but 521 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,560 Fullerton's a wily old character like Fullerton would lure you in 522 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,000 with like his gravy voice. Speaking of gravy rings his 523 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,480 gravy voice. And then before you knew it, you 524 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,480 know he'd lure you in and then you wouldn't see his right hand. 525 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,560 He'd just take you a big dunkler to the back of the loaf. 526 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:57,120 So but then it get Simmons has not slagged Julian Sims off, but 527 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,600 he actually does have quite a not big head, but like a thick 528 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,760 enough head. So I'd say he could take a job 529 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,240 from Fuller. Could Fuller right through a 530 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,040 good job these days? I'd say Fullerton if he knocked 531 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,760 Simmons out afterwards, go one nil to Fullerton. 532 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,400 Or if Julian Simmons managed to land the the the fatal blow, he 533 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,640 would he would probably look down at Jackie Fullerton and 534 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:26,280 say, yeah, and now going up to the Ulster, you know Jackie 535 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,560 Fullerton. So it'll be a good fight, and 536 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,040 maybe we get them both on the pod. 537 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:36,480 Joshua, opinions on pin opinion. What are your thoughts on 538 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,720 parents naming a newborn baby after geographical locations? 539 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,040 Example, people call them Paris or London, but imagine you named 540 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,560 Joey one Strabane Todd. Yeah, it's not sweet. 541 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,840 Like, Brooklyn Beckham's kind of all right. 542 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:57,920 But yeah, you don't want to like Lena Doone, McGraw or John 543 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:05,560 Belfast. What happened there, Zippers was 544 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,520 my camera runs out every half an hour and I have to rerecord 545 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,840 again, like record a new clip. And I was really panicked to get 546 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,760 one in beforehand. And I think that I say John 547 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,320 Belfast or something. Worst banter of all time. 548 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,680 So I apologise for that. And the fact that we're doing 549 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,360 what we call a quick pod. Aaron Lynn says, genuine 550 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,880 question, do you want to buy my house? 551 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,440 And Jamie Harrison weighs in on that. 552 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,680 So zippers are getting involved with all their zippers. 553 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,640 And he says low key brag there and I don't like it. 554 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,920 So our newer house is encumber. Let me go into it. 555 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,680 You're probably absolutely loving this. 556 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,880 This might help you sell this platform. 557 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,120 Let me see. Oh, yeah, I like your groynes. 558 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,160 Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't want that. 559 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:54,280 This is way too small for me. But as a we starter home, Yeah, 560 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,080 three at 5 as well. I mean, I'm tempted, but just 561 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,360 because you listen to the podcast, I'm tempted to just buy 562 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,520 that in cash tonight and we could store like our microphones 563 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,920 and audio equipment there or something. 564 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,600 I like it. It's in Cumber. 565 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,760 And let me see. I'm going to read out your first 566 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,800 paragraph because I'm a fucking great guy. 567 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,840 You better sign up from manscape.com with a promo code T 568 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,720 with me for me doing this for you. 569 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:26,080 Join us in the pube club this charming detached home is 570 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,960 situated on. In fact, do you want me to read 571 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,280 this out like Jackie Fuller? No, I'm going to read this out 572 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,800 like Tim Westwood. This charming detached home is 573 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,760 situated on a. Delightful private and sheltered 574 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,080 site. Extending to approximately 2 575 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,640 acres. Baby, which is. 576 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,320 Laid out in the lawns, rough pastures with native and mature. 577 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,840 Planting of hedges and trees that afford. 578 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,600 A superb degree of privacy. Baby Pow. 579 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,480 Pow. Pow Oh nice. 580 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,240 And you owe me 600 points for doing that. 581 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,480 But yeah, I don't want to buy your house at all, man. 582 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:05,040 But definitely some people will. And then what about when that 583 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,480 happens? You you kick the podcast 50 584 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,480 grand, kick it over for the poise and we'll put it some good 585 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,760 use. Patrick, when Belfast guy in 586 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,000 China says what's been the funniest thing that's ever 587 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,800 happened to you? Something that instantly would 588 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,280 make you smile uncontrollably while sitting on a packed bus 589 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:26,160 alone if it came to your mind. Yeah, this I might have 590 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,000 mentioned it before in the podcast and apologies that I've 591 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,800 got to tell the quick version. And there's probably funnier 592 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,200 things that have happened to me, but this one definitely sticks 593 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,960 out. I was asked to do a gig for 594 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,280 charity. I was asked to do a gig for 595 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,240 charity via my dad. My dad was like, somebody wants 596 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,200 you to do this gig, somebody that we know I don't know 597 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,080 particularly well, but he does. And then it didn't sound like it 598 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,080 was going to be a good show. And I want to do every charity 599 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,640 gig possible. But if it doesn't sound like I'm 600 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,120 going to be able to do a good job at it, IE if they've got a 601 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,240 band on and they're like you're on after the band stand up is 602 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,120 very like specific in the way it's going to work. 603 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,800 So I just didn't think comedy could unwell at this event. 604 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,840 So I was like, no, I'm not going to do it. 605 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,560 Just say I'm busy on the date but two weeks later me and my 606 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,240 dad are out and about going for a cup of tea and we see the 607 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:22,720 person that's booking the event and the person doesn't even 608 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,800 mention the event. And I go here, sorry that I 609 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:31,280 wasn't able to do your event but I'm just I'm down in Dublin on 610 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,080 that day. And then the person said, I 611 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,960 haven't told your dad yet what date it is. 612 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,280 No, I, I, you know, people are like, I just wanted a hold to 613 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,520 swallow me up. I just wanted a bus to smack 614 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,320 into me and send me 12 miles in a different direction so I 615 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,440 could, even with my injuries, just sob out of awkwardness. 616 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,120 I was like, oh, I didn't know. Maybe I thought he said 12th of 617 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,080 March. The damage was done. 618 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,560 So I think back to how much I played myself there and, and 619 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,200 that's probably the funniest, one of the funniest things 620 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,000 that's ever happened in terms of the thing I look back on laugh 621 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,600 the most. And those aren't the funniest 622 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,520 things, but for some reason they just make you laugh. 623 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,560 And that's the thing. Dawson Cleland says. 624 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,840 Dawson Cleland sounds like being Gossip Girl or something or the 625 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,239 UC. Would you? 626 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,280 And he's obviously a very cultured guy. 627 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,239 He says would you rather sit in a cake and eat a Dick or sit in 628 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,000 the deck and eat a cake? Sit in a cake and eat a Dick 629 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,840 every day of the week. Well, maybe not a Sunday, 630 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,440 because the Lord Jesus Christ might not love it. 631 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,320 Oh yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to talk about this 632 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,920 right just before we go, in fact. 633 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,920 No, I'll leave it. I'll leave it to talk about next 634 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,440 week. But but Shane McMullen, you know 635 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,000 what I'm going to talk about next week because I've got some 636 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,640 pretty exciting news from him and and we're going to talk 637 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,800 about it because I put out a request on Wednesday and he's 638 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,520 met that request. So we'll talk about it properly 639 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,320 during the week. Separate, I'm going to wrap up 640 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,800 this podcast. Sorry that it's a little bit 641 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,880 rushed, but still kind of all over the place with certain 642 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,880 things before I get into like a proper routine again, but really 643 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,560 wanted to get this episode out there. 644 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,080 Thanks for sticking with me and hopefully see some news that the 645 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,240 Limelight shows. So I didn't know whether RDS 646 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,640 there limelight shows, but there's an early and Late Show 647 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:33,040 on who knows what else will be. So tickets for that go out at 10 648 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,120 AM Friday morning. So probably by the time you 649 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,120 listen to this already be heard, I'll flood my social media with 650 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,560 it. So if you want to go, I think 651 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,520 it'll be really responsibly done. 652 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,240 But at the same time, if it's not for you, totally get that. 653 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,040 But I'm buzzing for it and hopefully some of you guys are 654 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,080 too. So tickets on my social media, 655 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,880 Limelight website, all that kind of thing. patreon.com/team Me 656 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,800 podcast, manscape.com. Have a look, see what you 657 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800 reckon. I think it's pretty good, Good 658 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,800 gear. The promo code is Tea with me 659 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,120 and we have another sponsor that hopefully next week we're going 660 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,320 to be able to bring on as well. So it's exciting times for the 661 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,880 podcast. Appreciate you. 662 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,480 Keep drinking tea, keep living. The dream doesn't rhyme. 663 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,080 Thanks.