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ABC123 Mickey B Matthew D on Tea
with Me with she and ET Don't. 

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Will it be a good episode? 
Let's see. 

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Yes, that's the pot. 
Turn into a bit of a CBBC sort 

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of thing there. 
See on CBBC. 

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It wouldn't be Oh. 
My. 

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God, oh, I didn't see that one. 
Can we? 

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You didn't even see. 
I do see. 

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Fuck. 
Me, I do see beforehand. 

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Well, actually I'd use the. 
What will you have for tea? 

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Tea with me, I said. 
Tea with me? 

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Yeah. 
Denzi and Mickey Bartlett are my

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guest. 2 cargo hoodie boys. 
Just wrapping it like like 2 

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cholos. 
Did you see how you touched my 

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leg and even flinch I. 
Actually. 

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Feel like I fucking relaxed in a
little. 

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Bit yeah, do it. 
Again, homes, we were talking 

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out there. 
Do. 

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You. 
Want that was. 

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Christmas do. 
What that was, that was the set 

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that what he calls. 
You. 

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That slap you did was like you 
wanted the effect of a slap, but

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you weren't sure this one hurt. 
Yeah, it was. 

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So how old are you? 
It was sexy but respected. 

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At the sign of age. 
Seen about three years. 

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You'll do that again. 
But you're homecoming, I guess. 

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Yes. 
You get the hope. 

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I'm sorry. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 

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Fucked by you're fart. 
She loves it. 

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Best granddaughter ever. 
Hope you go. 

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Yeah. 
I like them up until that point.

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I know that's how I get to like 
Jimmy Savile. 

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We should have. 
We should have. 

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Signs with our. 
Definitely, yeah, he including 

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the one he used to hold 10. 
I am a non time I getting away 

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with this. 
We're talking about the movie. 

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Is it the babysitter? 
Is that what it's? 

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Called That's what Mickey was 
watching all month. 

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Because she can't. 
He can't differentiate between 

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his staff. 
You're the babysitter. 

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You're the houseman and the 
gardener, Sir. 

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Where she from? 
Turf Lodge go up man actually 6.

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Come on now, come on now, the 
Holy Lands, the what's called 

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the Butler and. 
Here's the thing. 

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Better before we start talking. 
None of us have seen it. 

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None of us have seen it, but 
we're we're active, you know, 

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we're seeing the reaction, the 
folk, the lore of it and the 

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general consensus is to be seems
to be Sidney Sweeney has them 

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out, but no nipple. 
We're not seeing nipple. 

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Can I then ask, is that truly 
having them out kind of a 

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philosophical here? 
If a tree falls in the forest, 

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but no one if it's. 
You know, if I have, if I was 

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topless here and I was. 
Calling my hair. 

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Don't be afraid. 
This cootie's too nice. 

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I couldn't. 
Couldn't possibly. 

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But if I had my tits out but 
with my nipples covered, you 

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wouldn't necessarily call them 
out, would you? 

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See the pet if you're if you're 
completely sands top and you've 

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got plasters over them, that is 
topless. 

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Yeah. 
Are they? 

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Are they out? 
They're not out for the lads, 

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but they're out. 
Yeah, out for the general 

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public, not necessarily the 
lads. 

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Yes, yes. 
And they're the, but they're the

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main parts. 
Oh, I don't like. 

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That I see you're familiar with 
that technique. 

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You utilised a few, yeah. 
We've all got an FM radio. 

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Come in, come in. 
I would come on. 

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But is she? 
She's like the number 1B of no 

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issue she. 
Has a babe like. 

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I don't know #1. 
Then you get to you having a 

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babes folder in your PC with his
head. 

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Yeah, no, it says cars, but you 
go into it BI. 

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Don't know, I think. 
I have one that says cars and 

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you go into it is actually just 
cars though, yeah. 

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Alphabetical. 
But there's women on them. 

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But then I go where I can't 
drive and I close. 

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What's good in to you today? 
Not much too soft drills so far.

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Have you eaten anything? 
Should have, said Greg's. 

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Like see Greg's just because of 
my dietary stuff. 

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I, I, I'm not a Greg's guy, but 
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Greg's, you're in it looks like.
Do you know the way there's, 

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there used to be loads of big 
supermarket chains or still is, 

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but it's basically like Tesco's 
would be the big one and there 

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was loads of sport shops. 
It was JJB, there was loads, I 

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can think of one, but now it's 
Sports Direct, that's a the 

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sport shop. 
So you would say. 

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Would you say Sports Direct is 
this sport? 

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Show it. 
Would not be lifestyle sports. 

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I'm AJ. 
I'm AJ D man myself. 

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Yeah, I'm talking about like 
general equipment. 

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If I'm talking about fashionable
lifestyle sports clothing, I 

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would say lifestyle sports. 
But what I'm saying is Sports 

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Direct is you're like meat and 
veg sports shop. 

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Like tennis rackets? 
Golf. 

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So you would say. 
I'm going to turn up a stick in 

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a bubble red. 
I'm going to turn up at your 

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funeral tomorrow when you're 
because you're deaf another. 

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Funeral tomorrow will be a 
couple days after. 

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No, we rushed it through because
I can't tell the. 

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Family there do Wicks. 
I'm away, can't buy something on

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Sunday and it's a Friday. 
That will be Monday before 

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anything really happens. 
I'll be turning black. 

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Why can't you buy them on a 
Sunday? 

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Chapel is closed. 
I don't know it's. 

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Is that not the main day? 
Actually, I think that's why I 

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think because they're basically 
nowhere doing mass. 

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Oh, you can't bury them. 
Oh, you can't take away the 

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attention from the mouse. 
Yeah, fuck, that's why equipment

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not at all the paedophilia. 
They wouldn't let you. 

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The tag went over to walk 
through the door. 

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The holy water was. 
Starting to permit the tag. 

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Is it cash down or you reckon 

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it's probably a transfer? 
It'd be a transfer, not cash. 

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It would be absurd. 

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But we're talking about price. 
Like give me an example of those

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things going on there, Dan. 
Rolls Royce Cullen, then, have 

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you seen this car? 
He's been. 

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He's been in some of the videos.
Yeah, a Rolls Royce Cullen. 

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I can't say that we. 
Call him Rolls Royce, eh? 

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Or a quarter of a million? 
Or 1/4 of £1,000,000 cash. 

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He's making you make tough 
decisions. 

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What a nightmare. 
Archers been a Rolls Royce and a

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quarter of a mil. 
I would take the money. 

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I wouldn't. 
I'd be scared about driving a 

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Rolls Royce. 
Yeah, but it'd be nice for a 

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couple of weeks. 
Just how good? 

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It'd be cool for a while. 
I take the quarter of the mill 

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and then rent the Rolls Royce 
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OK. 
Umm, how much? 

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Would you be willing to pay for 
ticket for that one? 

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To be in with a chance to win. 
If you're not any, you can't win

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it. 
When a winner checking dinner. 

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I buy a ticket for that for £17.
Right now, 20 pence. 

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So if I give you a pound, you're
going to hand me back 5 tickets?

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Good maths. 
Quick months. 

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Unbelievable. 
Well, I'll tell you some odds 

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It's all going on over there. 
We've got the chase episode is 

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on there. 
There was a blank screen with 

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Neil Delamere at the top. 
A big, a big board type thing. 

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Fausty and his team of magicians
have some high put graphics on 

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that that weren't there on the 
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So if you're watching, you're 
going, Oh my God, these graphics

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must have been distracting 
people. 

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There wasn't even anything 
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Me, Tim McGarry, William 
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against the chaser that is Neil 
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Unbelievable. 
My one of my answers. 

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I've rewatched the clip 10 times
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What I'm saying is what we were 
saying. 

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You buy your you buy your 
vegetables. 

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Great. 
Great. 

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Right, You would say instead of 
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you'd say I'll get that in 
Tesco. 

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Instead of saying go to the 
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If you need a bobmenton racket, 
you go just go to Sports Direct.

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Greg's to me is becoming like 
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The. #1 High Street food, fast 
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That's not a McDonald's. 
Does that make sense? 

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I get where you're coming from, 
but it's so much more than that.

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Right. 
Sell it to me. 

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It's I've we've tried to us, 
yeah. 

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If you want to be like me, hey 
you, you want to look like these

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two fucking 2 fucking guys over 
here? 

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Oh, that's the extent that's. 
What? 

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He says we ask for a donut. 
Oh, you know the things with the

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OS? 
Forget about it. 

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No, you. 
Can't call them out anymore, 

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Jesus Christ. 
So. 

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But what I'm saying they're now 
big set in ones. 

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To I would say used. 
To be we convenience. 

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But I would say Greg's is like 
the fast food version of like a 

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Gap or a Primark. 
They're everywhere. 

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You can't work more than 10 
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Let's see the Greg's. 
Yes. 

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But if you want my sausage roll 
recommendations with Bob and 

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birds all the way. 
But before we get on that, are 

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we seeing less Greg's the the 
person, more Greg's the bakery? 

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Is there less, Greg? 
I'm seeing more Greg's the 

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franchise. 
It doesn't feel like it has the 

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same family effect that used to.
Are we not typically more 

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Craig's here? 
Should that not be the? 

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Rebound. 
I'm talking first. 

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That's a. 
Good. 

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No, I know. 
So my you don't really get 

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Greg's here, you get Craig's. 
And I think Greg's missed the 

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trick not calling it Craig's 
when they came over. 

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Yeah, have we where we should? 
Call it tigs. 

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Do you think we've had a Craig 
this year born? 

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Do you think we've had a Craig 
born Northern? 

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Ireland, I think 26. 
I don't know, I think I maybe. 

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It's like there'd be a. 
Gregory. 

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There'd be a Gregory. 
The Dial of the Grand, his name,

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he was Craig. 
So he's Craig Junior. 

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That's maybe the only way a 
Craig's getting in 2026. 

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No, Craigory, why is that not? 
Why not catch on? 

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I like the way you work. 
No, Craig. 

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What else do you think we're 
not? 

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Get what? 
What names do you think? 

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We haven't had Northern Ireland 
2026 yet? 

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Do you have had a Darren? 
We've had a Darren. 

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I would say there's still a lot 
of a lot more Danes, a lot more 

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Danes than you would expect. 
Why? 

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Are you so confirmed? 
Like, why are you so sure that 

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we've had a? 
Just no, man. 

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We baby does. 
I just, I know there's there's 

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Deathly, but Darren's one of 
those fucking. 

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It's It's in the. 
It's in the. 

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Bread and butter names. 
Yes, yes, definitely. 

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Do you think we've had a Clive 
2026? 

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No. 
Ah, Clive's gone. 

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Do you know any? 
Clives, We had a Clive last year

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at Clive. 
Anderson. 

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Anderson, you don't know. 
Yeah, I do. 

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Oh so. 
Can I miss you in Glasgow? 

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Yeah, I met him in Edinburgh. 
They not. 

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I didn't seem to because after 
he came to the show, because 

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I've did radio show the next day
and I was like, thanks for 

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coming. 
He was like, yeah, good night. 

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And he was like, got to get this
over. 

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And genuinely me and while they 
were there, I was like, I don't 

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think he liked that. 
Well, he's like, no, he did. 

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He didn't. 
He didn't like it was radio 

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shows from the next day. 
You know, you don't know. 

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No, I know the football 
commentator Clive. 

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Tells me tells me but Clive 
Anderson we short comedian yeah 

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he had a chat shows. 
Anyway. 

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Mine, he had a chat show, but he
had a real operate. 

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Who were the Bee Gees worth 
looking up? 

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Very old, really. 
Yeah, Bee Gees walked off like. 

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Because he didn't like the gig. 
He. 

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Didn't like the gig? 
You went to the night before. 

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Have you any meat that you like 
the gig? 

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And he was like, why didn't you 
like the gig? 

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He was like, you're grown man. 
They're like, wait, no. 

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Is it Dave used to do a bit 
about Bee Gees or like an 

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unbelievable group with so many 
hits, but if we went and X 

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Factor nowadays he'd be like. 
No. 

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Do you have anyone in your group
of friends with an old man name?

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Yeah, who see him? 
Don't make any. 

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Old man names. 
Yeah. 

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No couple of columns. 
Yeah. 

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Fergus is a Fergus, an older man
named that would be it's. 

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Fergal. 
An older man named Fergal. 

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Yeah, I know. 3 Fergals. 3 
Fergals. 2. 

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Still a lot. 
It's a lot of Fergals, like 

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trying to think actually when 
the same class is going to spell

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their name different so we could
tell the difference between two 

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of them. 
But we were like, we can do that

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with your face. 
Few boys will drop. 

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Don't look like you drop an A in
2A's in. 

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I know one that's FERGIL and 
another one that's FEA or GHI. 

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G7 off squiggly line fuck. 
Away off a relax you. 

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Know if you don't. 
Like go home more over to draw 

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then. 
Do you want your Greg's order? 

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Do you know what? 
Weirdly enough, I actually 

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ordered one to the house the 
other week. 

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Yeah, I know. 
That's. 

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The height of that. 
Yeah, and, and do you know what?

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It was shit too. 2 sausage 
rolls, a slice of pizza and some

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cheese bites. 
Now what The the hear me out. 

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What happened was I ordered it 
and then they were taking the 

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fucking piss. 
To be quite honest. 

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Uber eat. 
Yeah, no, just eat. 

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But it kept saying it'll be here
in an hour. 

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And I was like, how could it 
possibly taken all the foods 

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there? 
Do you pay for priority and do 

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you do we tip? 
On deliver, I don't tip because.

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If you don't tip I think. 
I'd have to get there quicker. 

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That's for you. 
No, I you can pay for priority 

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on delivery now, so you can't 
right? 

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Do actually 250 no problem, but 
I didn't know. 

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Do they know that you tipped 
them before you've tipped them? 

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Have to the brander. 
Do the Oh yeah, maybe I've 

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missed a trick there, but they 
anyway, I cancelled the order 

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and then I did it without the 
cheese bites reordered it and 

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they set the cheese bites anyway
as and I think that was like in 

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a way of an apology right from 
them to me. 

293
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,080
Yes, and I accepted from Craig. 
Yes, well, Craig was the driver.

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No, Mohammed. 
Right. 

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Definitely like it was almost 
slim if. 

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You can't bring the cheese bites
to him, he'd bring them to you. 

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Now do you? 
First, you're a man who loves 

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food delivery. 
Delivery to whatever delivery do

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you have you had the same guy 
multiple times? 

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00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,880
There's one guy I don't want to 
say though, because it's. 

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Just. 
There's one guy so I opened, I 

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was attacking an edible and I'd 
order myself more wee snacks and

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I it was kicking in as I was 
open the door. 

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So I was like, don't laugh when 
you open this door, you're 

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already giggly. 
Don't laugh. 

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And then I opened the door and 
this guy I the only way I can 

307
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describe this man was it was 
like join at the clown pretends 

308
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to be a human, but his eyes give
it away. 

309
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So he had like a lazy eye but it
was also white and I bossed out 

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laughing his face like. 
Mr Dade's at the door, yeah. 

311
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Yeah, it was. 
It was fucking the Hawaiian guy 

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and 51st dates. 
You got a cat or something? 

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00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,400
Someone's looking at me. 
That was Christopher Walker, 

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that there. 
Do you know you some last night,

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the way to get the gig? 
The boys were telling me I'd 

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love Peep Show. 
I've never seen Peep Show. 

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Never seen Peep Show? 
Never seen. 

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I've never. 
Seen bits and pies themselves. 

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It's great, they said. 
I love it. 

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It sort of. 
I have a bit of sense of dread 

321
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,280
watching it though, in case I 
think like, what if that happens

322
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,160
to me and I end up like one of 
these guys? 

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What do you mean rich and 
famous? 

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No, not in, no. 
Like one of the guys in the 

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show, like Mark Corrigan, very 
boring guy, has a bit of a sad 

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life, lives with this man. 
He's a bit reckless, right? 

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00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,520
I just think, you know, what if.
What if? 

328
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,480
Yeah. 
If me and you live together. 

329
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,280
Who would do you think? 
I'm the I'm the mad one. 

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You think I'm I'm not. 
I'm fucking mental, mint. 

331
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,600
But I'm crazy, Dindy, I'm 
insane. 

332
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,560
You don't understand. 
I'm on hinge, bro. 

333
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,080
I. 
Voices in my head, man. 

334
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,680
Yeah, but. 
That's just me whispering. 

335
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,240
This just keeps. 
I'm just sadder. 

336
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,800
I genuinely am unhappy. 
Yeah, I'm going to kill myself. 

337
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:19,920
I need help right now. 
Sometimes I go. 

338
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Googling gun parts. 
Sometimes you order a bridge 

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just for a chat. 
Just for a chat, yeah. 

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Chat, no food. 
I order an overdose sort of 

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bridge. 
I actually stopped an old man 

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today walking past my street 
just for a conversation. 

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00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,080
And you know what? 
I haven't stopped thinking about

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how good I am. 
Do you know? 

345
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,600
No, he just walked. 
Past my Did he look sad? 

346
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,200
No, he was walking his big dog. 
He always walked past my house 

347
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,160
with his big tiny dog, he says. 
Here, Mitt, how old's your dog? 

348
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,680
He said 50. 
But that sounded like how old's 

349
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,880
she? 
You know, just like you're 

350
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Megan. 
Trying to ride it. 

351
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,520
Sounds like you're. 
But then he said 15. 

352
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,320
You're like. 
Maybe, but human years? 

353
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,560
Because he he always walks past 
the dog. 

354
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,480
And I thought, I'll just strike 
up a conversation here. 

355
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,480
So how old is the dog? 
And he couldn't wait to tell me 

356
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,760
all about his dog. 
And then I went the way thinking

357
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,359
he probably loved that 
conversation. 

358
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,920
But then in reality, he probably
went home and thought, the fucks

359
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,119
that guy's crack. 
Although he probably did enjoy 

360
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,119
it. 
Yeah, he would enjoy. 

361
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,079
I could see you talking to old 
Manly. 

362
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,880
Yeah, it seemed like a wee guy 
being the road, working for the 

363
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,480
Salvation Army, just chatting. 
Oh no. 

364
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,040
I don't want that and old man, I
want old man who's got a bit 

365
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,839
about them. 
Give me a bit of. 

366
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,000
Advice. 
Get a bit of dough. 

367
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,440
Never mind. 
Oh, you want like a wee sugar 

368
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,560
Grande? 
Oh, why we sugar Grande. 

369
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,119
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Would you like? 

370
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,640
Fibre after. 
Conversation. 

371
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,480
How much time would you be 
willing to commit to him? 

372
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,000
You give him an hour a week. 
An hour a week for a score 100% 

373
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:41,920
yes. 
Your money, now would you in 

374
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,640
that bath? 
Would you take the money off 

375
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,360
from cash in hand? 
He's not a bank transfer. 

376
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,160
I don't assume he's. 
Not going to pull out his 

377
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household. 
Him it would be like when you're

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00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,400
taking money off a grandparent 
or something, you know I can't I

379
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,320
can't go off with if my. 
Grandparents are dead, but I 

380
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,320
still do it. 
We. 

381
00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,400
Fight their patch. 
Making the house brick by brick 

382
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,520
maybe? 
Weekend at Bernie's, his granny 

383
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,440
and grandma still down to the 
post office every other. 

384
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,720
It was a big doll. 
You'd be more than fucking 

385
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,800
wheelchair. 
She big lady. 

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00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,280
What was her name? 
Bertha. 

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00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,960
Sally. 
Sally, Sally. 

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00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,120
Big Sally. 
Sally. 

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00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,600
Don't think there's been many 
Sally's born now. 

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00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,280
I I Curtis. 
I Curtis. 

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00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,400
Sally one time. 
Your granny? 

392
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,000
No, technically I did. 
You ever get a granny kiss? 

393
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,880
There's no teeth in you're all 
Ah, would you get Emma? 

394
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,520
I remember my granny gave me a 
kiss one time, like in the eye 

395
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,280
because I was trying to move and
her fucking big Sally. 

396
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,680
Big Sally hit me with a big. 
Like a big. 

397
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,080
Stranger things are. 
Barb but it's sucks it's. 

398
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,000
Fucking rottenness. 
Yeah, No, I no Sally's this year

399
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,280
for sure. 
No Sally's. 

400
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,200
There's part. 
Of me, I would say Sally's. 

401
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,320
No, I would say Sally's come 
back. 

402
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,080
I think it was Sarah. 
I think her name was Sarah. 

403
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,480
But. 
Did you finally? 

404
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,760
Come back because old lady names
became a thing for. 

405
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,280
Her interests and all. 
Fucking Nora's and demplers and 

406
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:49,720
all come. 
Back. 

407
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Did you not find that weird 

408
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,520
going with a girl who had the 
same like name as your granny? 

409
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,640
I couldn't go with a Saundre. 
Like it's it was weird. 

410
00:18:55,640 --> 00:19:00,600
You actually had the same tits. 
That was that was the weird. 

411
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,680
But I was, I guess I'm Kenny, 
yes. 

412
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,160
I don't know where Sally's 
upturned at the end like a wee 

413
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,280
elf shoe. 
Did. 

414
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,240
You call her nipples or Sally's.
Or we Sally. 

415
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,240
'S Sydney Sweeney didn't get her
fucking Sally's out in that 

416
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,000
Boston film. 
Just that's a name you haven't 

417
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,880
heard while in Sydney. 
Do all right? 

418
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,440
Do all old lady names work as 
boobs? 

419
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,920
You know what I mean, Berthas. 
Couple of margarets for. 

420
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,240
The boys. 
Yeah, I think you're on 

421
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,720
something. 
She was your readers. 

422
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,840
Oh, shake your readers. 
What are the one of their old 

423
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,160
lady names? 
Deirdre. 

424
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,440
Falsely. 
What's your what was your granny

425
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,160
called pots? 
The pots. 

426
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,000
Shows your pots. 
That's if she's lying her back. 

427
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,600
Down if you want to. 
If you don't want to, you feel 

428
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,400
disrespectful, don't. 
Olive. 

429
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:50,280
Olive, Olive. 
There's no push on them. 

430
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,000
What's your granny called? 
No. 

431
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,280
Come on. 
I don't want to do. 

432
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:55,800
It don't. 
Come on. 

433
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:03,680
Peggy, that's a different thing.
That's a different thing, you 

434
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,920
know. 
What the name came? 

435
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,960
Her name was actually Tina, 
which is a reputation. 

436
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,240
And she was simply the best. 
I know. 

437
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,160
Simple as this episode of the 
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439
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,680
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440
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,240
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442
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443
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,280
watch Amazon Prime content that 
they're only getting in 

444
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,760
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00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,920
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450
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Turkmenistani, if that is what 

451
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connected to that virtual 

453
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,200
private network. 
Also, the benefits of that 

454
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,840
include cybersecurity. 
You know, you're out, you're in 

455
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,920
a, you're in a coffee shop, 
you're maybe with a, a friend 

456
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,720
or, or a partner and they, and 
they say you're connecting to 

457
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,120
the Wi-Fi at this Caffeineiro. 
Are you not worried about, you 

458
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,040
know, having your private 
details stolen? 

459
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,280
You say I'm on Nord VPN and they
say, Oh my God, that's so hot. 

460
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,320
And you, you think that's all 
one account covers 10 devices. 

461
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,880
You give me your phone. 
Blip, blip, blip. 

462
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:38,520
You've got Nord VPN too. 
Nordvpn.com/tea with me. 

463
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,720
Correct. 
Slash tea with me. 

464
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,000
You sign up over there to your 
two year plan. 

465
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,360
You get 4 months free on top. 
Cherry on the cake bonus cake 

466
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:56,520
dot com the link is in the 
description calf yeah granny 

467
00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,600
kisses were so my granny wasn't 
wouldn't give you like a you 

468
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,520
know granny's you like 
aggressively kiss you yeah you 

469
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,000
just gotta be kissing the cheek 
from from. 

470
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,640
My granny would. 
That'll be kissing the cheek. 

471
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,720
There's times my granny would 
hatching the cheek and you'd 

472
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,400
look at my ground. 
Legal. 

473
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,480
You're lucky, man. 
I I used to get my granddad 

474
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,520
kissing the cheek and then I 
realised none of the other boys 

475
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,760
in family were doing it and I 
didn't do. 

476
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,240
It did, you see, after Look 
Letter won the World 

477
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,160
Championships there, he kissed 
us down on the lips on stage. 

478
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,440
I I'm all for like. 
That punched me in the face. 

479
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,760
Do you remember? 
Snog me, Close your eyes. 

480
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,920
Mean it through the bum. 
So. 

481
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:37,680
Biting your lip. 
On the back of the head. 

482
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,480
So do you remember David 
Beckham? 

483
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,080
Like when his daughter was like 
fucking a toddler kissed her on 

484
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,080
the lips and people were like Oh
my God. 

485
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,240
And I was like that's fucking 
ridiculous to call. 

486
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,360
Weird to even have an opinion on
him doing that his daughter but 

487
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,960
we look like they're kissed us 
down on the lips. 

488
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,600
I. 
Cannot kiss one of his sons my 

489
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,160
lips though. 
Probably, but like. 

490
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,680
Well, there's a video of Tom 
Brady, you know, the NFL star, 

491
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,600
he he's getting massaged on and 
there's a video of him kissing 

492
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,800
his son on the lips. 
Now, it sounds like an 

493
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,120
appropriate age to be doing it. 
The inappropriate part is how 

494
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,520
long the kiss goes on for 
because they hold it. 

495
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,800
It's not a quick pack, it has. 
To be a pack David Packham. 

496
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,280
Yeah. 
It has to be a tickle me. 

497
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,720
Can I be honest? 
Tickle me. 

498
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,280
I'm not not much safe from you. 
Enjoy yourself, that's good. 

499
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,680
But yeah, you can't. 
Think it was there was. 

500
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,600
You don't think it's? 
A kiss like. 

501
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,520
Eyes open. 
He actually calls him back for 

502
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,120
more as well in the video. 
I think watch the video someone 

503
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,280
who's he's getting a massage 
that he brings the sun and the 

504
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,200
sun's. 
Not kissing on the lips while 

505
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,600
getting a massage. 
Crucially, what? 

506
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,320
Crucially, what's he getting 
massaged? 

507
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,560
Like is is thighs and shit. 
Ah, it's too much money. 

508
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,680
Or is like what do you call 
them? 

509
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:51,160
Your hamstrings. 
Yeah, starving, I said. 

510
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,000
Ham, we're all excited. 
Yeah, too long. 

511
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,040
I look like they're kissing down
the lips down somewhere. 

512
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,960
Because also with dad looks kind
of young because he looks so 

513
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,920
old. 
Yeah, his dad looks young. 

514
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,440
You should kiss you're down the 
lips of the SSE. 

515
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,560
So like, bring him on stage with
kessing the lips. 

516
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,960
Really. 
With Dennis you, if you said the

517
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,160
Dennis, I dare you not to kiss 
me. 

518
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,960
The lips he did. 
You say that old real man next 

519
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,560
time walking the dog inside your
house, go ahead and. 

520
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,480
Just kiss him on the lips. 
Plant one on him. 

521
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,040
Yeah. 
Now I'm a cheek kisser. 

522
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,840
Yeah. 
For like, if you, if, if you 

523
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,200
were, if you got the worst news 
of your life and you're really 

524
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,600
upset about it and I was giving 
you comfort and words, I give 

525
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,880
you a hug and go, mate, you're 
OK. 

526
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,840
Be all right, We can check. 
I don't know about that. 

527
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,000
I would like that I I I would 
kiss it doing the cheek if he's 

528
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,040
done well something yes, well 
done mate, but bad news that's a

529
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,680
handshake and I'm sorry for. 
Your trouble? 

530
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,280
Sorry mate, I wouldn't even go 
out for a hug. 

531
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,560
I I squeeze your bum about. 
It. 

532
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,800
Well, that might make me feel 
even better. 

533
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,160
Yeah, you know what? 
Something really bad that 

534
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:53,280
happened to me just there now 
just realised Sally's dead. 25 

535
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,000
years like but still. 
What is you and Sally dead? 

536
00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:00,520
11 24 we but I think it was I 
didn't really know my granny was

537
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,320
wee, but Junior 11 you're like, 
it's just my granny not gonna. 

538
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,640
He is this. 
Grounded I was crying my 

539
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:10,120
granddad because it was there at
the time my not holding the 

540
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,200
pillow. 
Not there I've told this at a 

541
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,400
Paul before, but my grandma, my 
dad's dad wasn't wasn't well. 

542
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,600
I've been in hospital for a 
while known probably like not 

543
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,920
looking good and my dad I've 
cleared asking can I tell the 

544
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,160
story before but he was like 
son. 

545
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,800
Now I'm Burrow mine 10 or 11 at 
this point optional to say this 

546
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,880
to me. 
My dad goes. 

547
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,520
I think when I when we go and 
see your granddad tonight, I 

548
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,480
think I'm going to have to I'm 
going to have to put him out of 

549
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,920
his misery. 
Had the one I'm going on like 

550
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,960
that's something he was like I'm
going to do it. 

551
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,000
I've said that my brother, he 
goes, I've cleared it with them 

552
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,200
and it wouldn't take much and 
I'm going to go up and do it. 

553
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,920
My grandda was fine like 2 days 
later, live for like another 

554
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,600
year and a half. 
My dad was so my dad was so 

555
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,320
ready. 
Pull the trigger. 

556
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,960
What do you say? 
Like was your grandda OK with it

557
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,520
or did your dad just go to his 
brothers? 

558
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,920
My granddad didn't know, like he
was sort of like in the 

559
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,440
consciousness and stuff on 
medication and then the doctors 

560
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,280
were like, looks like he's 
recovering. 

561
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,880
My dad went all right. 
Just took the silencer off. 

562
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,160
One last one last question 
unscrewed one that looks like 

563
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,840
balls I. 
Don't know what's wrong with 

564
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,480
your balls with minority long 
and cylindrical. 

565
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,040
Obviously you don't have some 
imagination. 

566
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,400
I have. 
That's a fucking big long 

567
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,400
sentence, I mean. 
All right, OK. 

568
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,720
Use all the sort of guys that 
would argue over imaginary guns.

569
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,160
If we were to hit man, yeah, 
we'd have an I. 

570
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,760
Could see that. 
I could see a hilarious Northern

571
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,840
Irish comedy movie with you do 
playing Hitman. 

572
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,640
Yeah, I can see that. 
You better watch yourself. 

573
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,640
Yeah, yeah. 
I'm a bit slow to it, yes. 

574
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,040
I don't know who we're killing. 
And then I. 

575
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,920
I see you 2 in a movie playing 
security guards in castle court 

576
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,120
who get hired for a contract 
kill. 

577
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,720
No, even better fucking we're 
the night shift Watchmen and 

578
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,080
then the German bad guys come in
and we have to do die hard. 

579
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,240
Yeah, I feel like. 
We end up just going to the 

580
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,480
Greggs. 
Die Lord, fuck you. 

581
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,680
No, because you said that's. 
But I hard maybe. 

582
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,400
I'd watch that like. 
I feel like me and you would 

583
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,400
have the dynamic of like you're 
the manager in a call centre and

584
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,160
I'm a new start and you've taken
a real shine to me. 

585
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,400
Yeah, yeah, I live in Guard 
Down. 

586
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,360
Yeah, I said things like I used 
to party, you know? 

587
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,120
Yes, yes, yes. 
And you go, you go. 

588
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,360
You're approaching one year off 
it. 

589
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,920
Yeah. 
So then the Friday this is 

590
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,920
Monday and work he. 
Starts half day on Friday. 

591
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,600
Yeah, you go. 
That'll be me. 

592
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,480
That'll be me one year off it 
and you're like. 

593
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,800
I got it back on and then we're 
up the load of high jinks. 

594
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,920
Yeah. 
And then and it's called Dial 

595
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,840
Hard. 
It's a case. 

596
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,160
Dial hard. 
It's a case to be careful what 

597
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,840
you wish for because you've got 
him back on it and. 

598
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,360
You and then but Joe what I 
don't smoke the whole way 

599
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,520
through it. 
Then we get to the third movie 

600
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:54,080
is Die Die hard with the Benson 
because I'm back in the bangs 

601
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,880
now too Yeah phone the wife. 
Any headache? 

602
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,800
What's fucking? 
Your name's Colin Columbine. 

603
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,960
No, I mean, it's a school shoot.
What's? 

604
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,200
The 4th movie. 
We. 

605
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,320
Adopt the kid. 
I like it. 

606
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,760
You ever want the call centre? 
Didn't. 

607
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,760
Yeah. 
I like, do not like, look, take 

608
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,000
one look at me. 
I am quite clearly a call centre

609
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,440
guy. 
Inbound or outbound? 

610
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,640
Indiana. 
Inbound. 

611
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,320
Oh, I was going to do the 
accent. 

612
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,440
What were you? 
What have we talked about this 

613
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,120
foreign? 
Pod. 

614
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:28,920
No. 
Don't think so, no. 

615
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,760
What was the company? 
Vodafone upgrades, right? 

616
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,440
It was. 
Inbound though. 

617
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,480
Inbound, yeah, yeah, so people 
would ring in, look in the 

618
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,720
upgrade No, it's because you're 
everyone wants a deal. 

619
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,680
Everyone's a Hagler these days, 
but it was good. 

620
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,800
Like there used to be a spot out
the front of the building and it

621
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,520
was like a big part like 
electric box and there would 

622
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,040
just be plastic bottles 
withholds in them everywhere. 

623
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,360
And everyone is just the head 
fuck. 

624
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,200
It's in it on their lunch break.
More than one person. 

625
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,120
I you want, I swear to God the 
stack of bottles would go up to 

626
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,080
your knees. 
Where was this? 

627
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,320
West Belfast. 
Right, sure. 

628
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,360
How many calls did you have? 
Did you a certain amount of 

629
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,120
calls you had to take a day? 
I think like 30. 

630
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,520
I want to say no, it wouldn't be
30. 

631
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,560
I actually can't remember. 
What sort of shifts are you 

632
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,000
doing? 
Because I would put 9 to 9 

633
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,080
sometimes. 
No, I I was still intact 

634
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,600
whenever I was doing it. 
So I was doing like 9 to twos on

635
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,240
the weekends. 
Did you get berated at any 

636
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,760
point? 
Oh yeah there was 1 fella I kept

637
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,080
saying I think I said like no 
worries two or something and the

638
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,240
guy was like stop saying no 
worries because I am worrying. 

639
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,680
I was like, sorry mate, no 
worries. 

640
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,760
Yeah, Sarah. 
Kuna Matata. 

641
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,000
I was got I worked at a call 
centre once and a guy I was 

642
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
outbound and stuff we were 
trying to sell like was it PPI 

643
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,400
the fucking? 
Insurance stuff. 

644
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,880
If you had a loan, they sold you
an insurance on that you didn't.

645
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,840
Need it was a weird thing where 
like. 

646
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,800
Because all the ads weren't. 
Yeah, it was all we went through

647
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,960
the whole training and they were
like any question, I'm like, no,

648
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,280
but I had no fucking clue what I
was doing. 

649
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,800
And we were from these people in
England. 

650
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,440
And I got the whole way that 
like, I was about to make my 

651
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,200
first sale and the guy was just 
string me along and he was a 

652
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,480
former soldier and served here. 
And he went, now I'm only 

653
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,640
joking. 
Go fuck yourself, you feeling 

654
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,280
bastard, right? 
And then I got told off by the 

655
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,680
manager for laughing because I 
was like, that's a fucking 

656
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,480
cracker. 
Like, you got a laugh. 

657
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,120
I was like, that was good 
though. 

658
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,680
So you were selling people the 
idea that they could get PP. 

659
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,720
We'll investigate yours. 
Yeah, I was just home calling. 

660
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,240
Yeah, but it was a complete scam
because it was like they would 

661
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,360
only get in the end up like 30% 
of the money, the road, right? 

662
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,080
Do you mean no when no fee? 
Yeah, one of fucking things. 

663
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,720
And it was like you got a fiver 
if they agreed to it. 

664
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,160
Were you on like an early rate 
or were you like solely 

665
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,320
Commission based? 
Early rate. 

666
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,360
That's not too bad then. 
But it was still the worst. 

667
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,120
We worked for a month and it was
like fucking never again because

668
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,920
everybody, the place I worked 
in, everybody thought they were 

669
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,160
both Wall Street. 
Yes. 

670
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,160
So Monday morning they're all 
nosebleeds and fucking like 

671
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,480
because they're geared all 
weekend. 

672
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,040
We actually we had to go work 
from home. 

673
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,200
It was just whenever COVID first
came in and I thought happy days

674
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,560
furlough. 
But they sent us home with the 

675
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,840
computers and everything. 
And we had a student house at 

676
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,240
the time. 
So I had to put my computer in 

677
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,520
just in the kitchen. 
And they went like, my mates 

678
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,680
would have parties that I live 
with and I would just have to go

679
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,600
and work and they would still be
partying the next day and I'd 

680
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,600
have to like mute the quality or
if there was like a line getting

681
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,720
taken for something and they're 
like, go ahead. 

682
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,600
And some, you know, I'm not 
proud of it, but sometimes I 

683
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,760
just kept drinking myself. 
Just poleaxed selling fucking 

684
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,440
upgrades. 
And better at it too, probably. 

685
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,800
There was one time, one time I 
gave myself. 

686
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,720
What the fuck? 
I was a big dope smoker at the 

687
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,280
time and like, I gave myself a 
mission. 

688
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,640
Any sale I get, I'll hit a bong 
and I've never sold so much in 

689
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,200
my life. 
I got eight in a row or 

690
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,720
something and I was fucking 
rubber. 

691
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,560
They're getting sick for the 
rest of the day. 

692
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,080
That's fucking class. 
I love you. 

693
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,320
These are the kind of things we 
could be getting up to in our in

694
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,680
our film Die Hard. 
That's kind of place together. 

695
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,280
Just do it one. 
Just move that. 

696
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,720
Just hear when have some 
caution. 

697
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,240
I mean, you just. 
Have a lot of shack up fucking 

698
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,440
right. 
Would you like to go on like we 

699
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,880
trip together or anything? 
Do you want a wee trip? 

700
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,080
Yeah, we're that's cool down. 
Where you going next week, 

701
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,320
Lanzarote? 
Yeah, a couple. 

702
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,600
Of weeks, yeah, we're at the 
same time. 

703
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,560
Do you know why he's going away?
Why he's going? 

704
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,920
Away. 
Yeah, because his birthday. 

705
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,120
It just happened to fall. 
Do what birthday it is. 

706
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,720
My birthday. 
Is your 40th. 

707
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,480
So 40th. 
Is your is going to be your 40th

708
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,920
Mac and. 
He's nothing planned. 

709
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,360
I'm going to Lancer on. 
It so I'm floating the idea next

710
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,000
Thursday after lazy boys we're 
going to drinking. 

711
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,080
What do you think boys? 
No. 

712
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,120
Yeah, me and him is going. 
You come. 

713
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,840
Yeah, good Lancer on Yeah. 
By the way, that laughing down 

714
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,240
would fucking I hate it if you 
will show up. 

715
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,600
Lanzarote. 
Because he has a surf boys like 

716
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,640
unusual kept. 
About a hotel shut down you. 

717
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,680
Wouldn't be allowed in my hotel.
Though I'd find a way in. 

718
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,640
It's all the surf boys. 
Did you hear Billabong? 

719
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,160
And he's like, I'm in, give me a
headset all down. 

720
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,720
Would hate it if you showed up 
the Lanzarote. 

721
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,440
He wouldn't mind for an 
afternoon. 

722
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,040
I think he'd love it. 
No, I think after with the 

723
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,000
third. 
Would you love it? 

724
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,760
After with the after with the 
3rd or 4th Decker, he down he 

725
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,360
goes. 
You know what? 

726
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,960
You're fucking right. 
Mike Fox surfing is gay. 

727
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,120
Is that what you're going to 
Lanza Rally to do? 

728
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,240
To surf. 
It's just more to get some sun, 

729
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,880
but yeah, there might be some 
surf there as well. 

730
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,880
I mean, he's bringing a board, 
so yeah, you. 

731
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,400
Bring your board with. 
That's not going to the same. 

732
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,760
He puts in the overhead. 
He's a selfish bastard like. 

733
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,000
So funny watching someone trying
to put a surfboard in those 

734
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:31,800
sweet things. 
You can be two minutes, we have 

735
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,240
to put it down the back of your 
shorts, 20 foot above your head.

736
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,040
I don't know how big you are 
where all your surfboards. 20 

737
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:44,040
foot above your. 
Head You're a turn of 40 this 

738
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,400
year every. 
Next year I've turned 40. 

739
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,360
Next year, yeah, 39 in March 
are. 

740
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,800
You going to do any big for your
40? 

741
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,320
I might do something back from a
39th and then when I'm 40 wise 

742
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,760
up. 
That's actually not a bad idea, 

743
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,760
to be honest. 
I'd like I'd rather celebrate 

744
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,280
the end of my 30s than 
commemorate the beginning of my 

745
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,360
40s. 
What are you thinking you would 

746
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,120
do? 
Is it a particular place you 

747
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,600
would go just? 
Get back on the game it. 

748
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,880
Right. 
Just one final hurrah. 

749
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,600
You mean get back on? 
Get back on the horse head of 

750
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:17,760
your horses on this. 
Head of PB, No, don't know, 

751
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,520
probably just, I do just like 
the idea of just a drinking. 

752
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,600
Yes, we just go right, But 
there's nothing to do today or 

753
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,199
tomorrow. 
We'll go there drinking and then

754
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:26,520
the next day we all wake up and 
down. 

755
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,360
It has to be. 
It has to be a flight. 

756
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:33,000
It has to be a flight or a 
Carling Ferguson has to be a 

757
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,159
flight. 
No, I can. 

758
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,320
I can do it. 
Was this big thing to 

759
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,639
commemorate your 39th? 
No, I mean and Largan like like 

760
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:43,080
go to the Woodville Arms and 
just fucking dead drink for two.

761
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,600
Days I get you the function room
in the Dun Duns for a really 

762
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,040
good we. 
Function we function room. 

763
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,960
I've not a function room doing a
long time. 

764
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,600
Would you like GOT? 
Could we get in the blades? 

765
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,639
You wouldn't want it in the 
blades. 

766
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
That's how you know that's 
different wishes. 

767
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,520
We can. 
That's the. 

768
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,960
Difference in your late 20s and 
late 30s? 

769
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,120
He was like, we couldn't get the
strippers. 

770
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,880
I'm like roller blades. 
Well, my hips. 

771
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280
Yeah, I would let. 
We'll do something nice for your

772
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,960
39th, then we'll have a 39th 
birthday party on Lazy Boys. 

773
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,240
Class for you need to have a 40 
for him, no, because 40s yeah. 

774
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,280
Big 40. 
I bring. 

775
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,600
All that's why that's actually a
real compliment that I'm so 

776
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,800
surprised you're going to be 40 
soon. 

777
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,240
I know, thought I was 40 
already. 

778
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,880
So that's how good your skin 
looks you're. 

779
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,400
Going to be people will be like 
that's a 40 year old man. 

780
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,880
People will be able to say that 
about you. 

781
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,480
That's a 40 year old man. 
Yeah, where? 

782
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,800
People say people say he's only 
40. 

783
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:40,720
Yeah, yeah, sorry, 40. 
Like, are you scared about being

784
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,160
40? 
We bet. 

785
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,640
I'm not scared, but it's it's a 
big one, like it's a bigger one 

786
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,360
than 30. 
Is it? 

787
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,400
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, it is. 

788
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,840
People talk about being on 
certain floors of a building. 

789
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,840
You're you're, you're up the 4th
floor. 

790
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,600
How big is the building? 
Probably 10 realistically. 

791
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,440
Oh yeah, you. 
You're starting nine floors for 

792
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,040
me, 4 1/2 for you. 
It's a bungalow with a 

793
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,160
conversion. 
Yeah, I'll buy an elevator shaft

794
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,320
like. 
You're on the oh, you're on the 

795
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,240
shaft. 
I'll be in a basement. 

796
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:16,120
How do you get there now? 
Why is 40 so significant? 

797
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,440
Because it's. 
As we're talking, we're going 

798
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,480
down the back 9. 
Yeah, it's you're in the 

799
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,240
second-half. 
I don't know, I think 30 and 

800
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,920
then that's your like 30 and 
then 50. 

801
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,280
Fuck 40. 
Fuck 40. 

802
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,960
No I know 30s is grand like. 30 
you want to get on with 

803
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,400
testosterone, do you think is 
that something you would do 

804
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,680
approaching 40? 
You tell me I should. 

805
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,800
Have you been fingertips? 
That's not an offer is mean by 

806
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,000
the doctor. 
I'm going to go happy bird. 

807
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,560
This is how you think you should
celebrate his 40th? 

808
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,200
Well, because my daughter keeps 
telling me you need to get 

809
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,080
fingered before when you're 40. 
Is he sound like? 

810
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,200
That they use some sort of. 
You know, examination. 

811
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,480
Yeah, digitally penetrated, I 
think. 

812
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,680
He said. 
Yeah, I thought he was going to 

813
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,880
stay in my fucking VPN, but 
yeah, my daughter was like, man,

814
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,920
get the letter sent out the NHS 
at 50 to get your prostate 

815
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,600
checked, but my doctor was like 
at 40 you should really be. 

816
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,400
Really. 
Checking just for you. 

817
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,000
Yeah, said Doctor. 
He was wearing a white collar 

818
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,680
and a black shirt. 
Doctor Love. 

819
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,720
He said his name was Doctor 
Love. 

820
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,120
Doctor. 
Yeah, it is. 

821
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,560
What are your 38 this year? 
Yeah. 

822
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:32,160
How you think that 30 it's fine?
30 it's fine. 3039 I'm like. 

823
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,920
I'm still running the boat like 
a weapon, like right, I'm still 

824
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,120
fucking loose. 
I'm still, you know what I mean?

825
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,040
I'm on the boat. 
I could, I could, I can run like

826
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,720
AI can just start running. 
Do you know what I mean? 

827
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,520
Running no. 
What was that I've? 

828
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,280
Had so much caffeine I was 
forced Gump. 

829
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,440
Oh, I am. 
So you know, I've got a race 

830
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,840
with Glenn, you know Glenn was 
on the pod, challenge me to 100 

831
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,160
metre race. 
Do you see this? 

832
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,920
I saw the clip last night, he 
put. 

833
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,920
Up last night, Glenn put up a 
picture of him, 55. 

834
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,720
He's in some shape. 
You put up a video of him a ball

835
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,280
me and I did training, sprinting
and basically I hope you're 

836
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,600
training. 
Do you think he's messing me 

837
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,080
about or do you think that's him
sprinting? 

838
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,080
I think he was. 
It wasn't a long Sprint, it's 

839
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,720
maybe like 30 metres. 
Yeah, if if he's messing me, 

840
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,960
which he could well be, I'm 
fucked. 

841
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,720
If that really was him running, 
I'm going to take a lot of 

842
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,200
pleasure and like sprinting a 55
year old man. 

843
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,160
I have Monica, I'm on toast. 
OK, I'll do it with UCM Bolt 

844
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,160
near the finish line as well and
just turn around slower. 

845
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,760
I got him because he's in my 
head. 

846
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,080
He is in my head. 
What kind of training are you? 

847
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,240
Doing for. 
Just just straight up sprinting.

848
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,600
Yeah, I don't know what fucking 
training. 

849
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,240
Some of the some of the mental 
stuff too like. 

850
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,840
Metal sprints, yeah. 
But I'm trying to like I'm 

851
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,400
trying to be. 
I'm doing a lot of explosive 

852
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,320
work. 
That's what I work out. 

853
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,280
Uh huh. 
The noise is just. 

854
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,960
Yeah, that's not important. 
But yeah, I was to say whenever 

855
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:10,800
I used to karate. 
You ever done martial arts? 

856
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,680
No. 
You look like guy hears a real 

857
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,160
opinion on Martial. 
Arts You look like you've got a 

858
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,680
good decent yellow belt. 
Yes. 

859
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,720
No or something. 
I really don't like getting hit.

860
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,440
I'm very I have very sensitive 
skin. 

861
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,760
That's what you do. 
That's what you do in martial 

862
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,160
arts. 
You don't. 

863
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,240
Yes. 
You'd be like water. 

864
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,800
True, I've nothing water about 
me. 

865
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,520
I no, not a martial. 
Art No. 

866
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,720
No. 
When your kid didn't go to like 

867
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:34,960
a youth centre do we better 
fucking? 

868
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,920
I played Xbox in my room, all 
this. 

869
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,800
It was, and that's what I wanted
to do. 

870
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,520
It wasn't a sad, sad childhood 
like Crawley Gay, really, isn't 

871
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,200
it? 
No, I mean. 

872
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,520
Tell it to John Claude Van 
Damme. 

873
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,880
OK, I'll give you a second one, 
Steven Seagal. 

874
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,440
That's aikido, Stephen. 
That is gay. 

875
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,960
That's origami for people. 
I doesn't have a dog, isn't it? 

876
00:39:55,960 --> 00:40:00,240
Yeah, I would love to do. 
But you don't actually. 

877
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,840
You don't actually hit people in
karate. 

878
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,040
Not Karai judo you. 
Judo's flippin. 

879
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,120
I have a friend who's a 
Commonwealth judo flipper. 

880
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,000
Yeah, sorry to flex, but that's 
flipping people. 

881
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,600
Moy ties kickboxing I like. 
I know about it, I just never 

882
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,400
went to it. 
Yes, I would want one with like 

883
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,120
a bit of striking involved and 
then a wee bit of flipping. 

884
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,760
Jujitsu. 
I think that's your one then. 

885
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,120
That's what. 
You want you do even a flipping 

886
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,920
karate and all, right? 
I don't think I thought it was a

887
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920
non contact sort of thing. 
I thought it was all about the 

888
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,320
is that Kung Fu? 
Maybe it's all about Maybe. 

889
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,120
That's what the Asian pensioners
do in Botanic Gardens. 

890
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,080
Look. 
Partly great for you, for your 

891
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,200
lymphatic system. 
Oh, why? 

892
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,400
Well, they do have to be in a 
good old age. 

893
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,400
Yeah, so they do. 
Is it racist to say that? 

894
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,600
No, I think it's no. 
If it's complimentary. 

895
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,000
Yeah, well, there's some 
complimentary ones. 

896
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:56,120
That are fair enough, yeah. 
We decks though be a nightmare 

897
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,720
would have been 102 a week cock 
for the nightmare being 39 a 

898
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:04,960
week it. 
Was a great game and say you 

899
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,200
were going to have. 
By the way, I just like to say 

900
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,160
they have their birds aren't 
very strong. 

901
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,720
They have weak Hawks. 
You can't tell Asian women like 

902
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:14,040
that either. 
Say you're going to have one 

903
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,360
day, say work gets cancelled, 
you're going to have one day at 

904
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,280
home playing games in your room.
Yep, talk me through. 

905
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,760
Work doesn't need to be 
cancelled throughout, by the 

906
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,440
way. 
The games you're going to play, 

907
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,960
Yeah, we're not going to the 
games you're going to play and 

908
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,440
the snacks you're going to 
accompany it with. 

909
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,080
Well, you can get a delivery. 
You do whatever. 

910
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,840
You want ARC Raiders? 
I'll tell you what though. 

911
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,120
I don't know whether. 
That's yeah, I've just got it. 

912
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,320
I. 
Was playing with Willie, so it 

913
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,240
was. 
Willie got me a headset. 

914
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,760
Willie got it too. 
I'm Sunday. 

915
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,040
I'll give you a shout. 
Yeah, 100. 

916
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,960
Percent plus buck. 
I'm pump. 

917
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,920
Snack wise. 
Put me through arc Raiders. 

918
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,720
It's a. 3rd Lara Croft, Tomb 
Raider. 

919
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,480
No, it's a third person 
extraction shooter. 

920
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,960
So it's yeah, it's third person.
So it means over the shoulder 

921
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,920
you load in. 
What do you mean over the short?

922
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,480
Genuinely. 
The camera is over the show, you

923
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,320
see, like, yeah, you know, way 
like Call of Duty's first 

924
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,800
person. 
Yeah, this is third person. 

925
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,560
What's What's second person? 
That's a good question. 

926
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,960
What? 
Is there isn't such a thing that

927
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,600
would be that would be like side
on probably I imagine. 

928
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,920
Right. 
I don't know, I've never heard 

929
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,480
of a second person. 
Second person be technically the

930
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,240
old Grand Theft Auto's were 
bird. 

931
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,720
'S eye view maybe? 
Probably. 

932
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,240
Second person is third person. 
Not really difficult to control.

933
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,440
Well, no, it's it's you get used
to it. 

934
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,760
But I suppose if you're talking 
about like your first person 

935
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,760
perspective, like if you're 
writing in the third person, 

936
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,480
there's no you can't write in 
the second person. 

937
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,120
Right. 
Callum schizophrenic. 

938
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,480
Yeah. 
We've done it loads of times. 

939
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,720
But our graders is the big 
thing. 

940
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,520
What time is it set in? 
The future. 

941
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,400
It's a dystopian. 
Future dystopian Future. 

942
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,360
Ever. 
It sounds it sounds really old. 

943
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,920
Everyone lives on their ground. 
On the top side is what it's 

944
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,240
called. 
The Earth's controlled by robots

945
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,080
and you need to fight between 
the robots and other players and

946
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,640
you just want to go in. 
The extraction shooter comes 

947
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,400
from you want to extract all the
the stuff, basically all the 

948
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,680
loot. 
What kind of stuff are we 

949
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,560
getting? 
Just like metal, rubber, and 

950
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,600
then there's like different. 
You're trying to get minerals 

951
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:10,120
out of a. 
You're more. 

952
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,240
Mad. 
Max, you're trying to get 

953
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,680
leftover stuff, so we had a dog 
food for you, Sheila. 

954
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,520
Snack wise though, I'm happy to 
say I've started my Manjaro 

955
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,040
journey. 
Right, because you were talking 

956
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,360
about this at the end of the 
year, I think that you were 

957
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,760
going to be doing. 
It I got it as a Christmas 

958
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,080
present, which is pretty. 
Pretty Santa brought Santa 

959
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,080
brought you the job. 
Yeah, which, and I didn't even 

960
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,880
ask for it. 
So no, my mum got me and she got

961
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,520
love her, she's on a tune. 
She got us wee matching cases, 

962
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,640
wee wee blue case for my pen and
wee pink case for her pen. 

963
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,240
It's not matching, that's pink 
and. 

964
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,680
Blue, his and hers. 
All right, fair enough. 

965
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,720
Which weird thing to say about 
something, yeah? 

966
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,920
Tom Brady in her time for your. 
Sucking her needle. 

967
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,040
Fucking hell it's not. 
Good. 

968
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,520
When did you start it? 
Two weeks ago, on the first 

969
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,920
week, I didn't really notice 
much difference. 

970
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,760
I felt really good about myself,
like just felt like great, 

971
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,000
wasn't tired or anything. 
And then it was quite concerned.

972
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,920
It was like, what if I'm just 
diabetic and I'm just getting 

973
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,120
the medicine that I need? 
Because is the thing, not that 

974
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,000
you feel like a wee bit. 
Just. 

975
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,920
What do you call? 
It no, just not even. 

976
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,120
I don't know. 
I haven't felt that. 

977
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,000
Nauseous you. 
Know no not at all. 

978
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,360
I've been getting a bit of a 
sore head but I honestly just 

979
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,120
haven't felt hungry ever. 
And you have to like force 

980
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,240
yourself deep, which is bad. 
I think the nauseous stuff comes

981
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,000
in as you go up the dose of this
if. 

982
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,440
You go up the dose and then if 
you do end up eating and you eat

983
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,760
too much then you would feel 
nauseous. 

984
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,920
Nauseous but like I haven't 
eaten to the enem felt like I 

985
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,440
normally would be starving. 
You would hear my stomach. 

986
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,920
Are you exercising with it? 
Paddle, paddle. 

987
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,760
Yeah, got a paddle racket for 
Christmas too. 

988
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,160
Nice. 
So I've been have you in the 

989
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,880
paddle? 
You want to see them Christmas 

990
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,640
Day, All right, It's good to see
you kids out in the street with 

991
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,840
the. 
Reneedle with the. 

992
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,400
Needle in the re paddle. 
It takes you back to get through

993
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,640
some clock in the house for the 
next. 

994
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,080
What did you get for Christmas? 
I got a PlayStation steering 

995
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,040
wheel. 
That's right, you have the foot 

996
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,600
pedals and all the. 
Frost Master. 

997
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,600
I don't even know what it's 
called. 

998
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,360
The gear. 
Second, you can drive manual or 

999
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,080
automatically. 
It's got wheat flappy panels on.

1000
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,080
It's actually the steering 
wheel. 

1001
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:10,560
It's better than my actual car, 
so I'll come back after four 

1002
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,760
hours driving after a game, kind
of relax. 

1003
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,360
What game do you have for? 
I've been playing Forza right, 

1004
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,880
but at I haven't played it 
enough because at the minute I'm

1005
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,080
just driving around looking for 
races, right? 

1006
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,920
Whites. 
Blacks. 

1007
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,640
Yeah. 
But yeah, arc Raiders. 

1008
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,560
You're just playing the Derek 
Bird game at the minute. 

1009
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,960
Yeah, it's a nice reference. 
He was like actually drove 

1010
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,240
around shooting people out of 
his car. 

1011
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,920
Here. 
No, England, Oh. 

1012
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,160
I don't know who was on America.
Robert De Niro. 

1013
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,880
Remember, there's no in America 
that there was two of them. 

1014
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,520
One was driving, 1 wasn't like 
lying on the boot and they've 

1015
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,320
cut a hole. 
We're not. 

1016
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,720
Large for quite a while. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1017
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,040
I picture Robert De Niro ties 
the tax for value cabs in my 

1018
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,920
head 2. 50 minutes. 
You stick in the back, you gotta

1019
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,400
pay for it. 
No fucking no fucking vaping in 

1020
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,960
here. £50 if you're sick in 
there there's. 

1021
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,400
Too many fucking immigrants over
here. 

1022
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:07,880
I don't recognise this place 
anymore. 

1023
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:15,960
Maybe a big David. 
Value caps for your customers. 

1024
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,000
I do you very well. 
I I've been working on a really 

1025
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,720
keen impression for last people.
I just like to hear it. 

1026
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,480
Yeah. 
What's his job? 

1027
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,400
What's he doing? 
You're supposed to. 

1028
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,400
I don't get it. 
Or camp. 

1029
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,040
You're camps, you're also leave 
it off. 

1030
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,600
My, yours. 
What's he doing? 

1031
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,240
Is he qualified? 
Obviously it's. 

1032
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,280
Actually getting better, right? 
You're a bit late because the 

1033
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,520
Cypon films already out. 
Yes, I just like I could have 

1034
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,640
been a lot to. 
I auditioned. 

1035
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,760
Court. 
I was asked with one of the 

1036
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,600
coaches. 
Like, really? 

1037
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:52,560
Yeah. 
Fuck you, you didn't even get 

1038
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,240
asked to audition, you got asked
to be. 

1039
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:57,640
In it I just didn't do. 
It Why are you being serious? 

1040
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,480
You're a nightmare. 
They go do you want me in this 

1041
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,520
Steve Coogan major motion 
picture? 

1042
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,280
No audition and you go no. 
Why? 

1043
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,640
Why they? 
Don't know about football. 

1044
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,600
They couldn't get in the 
character. 

1045
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,680
They didn't want you to fucking 
coach the Ireland national team.

1046
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,240
I was going to have to try. 
Next. 

1047
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,960
So Methodist like you're working
on that game all week. 

1048
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,080
No, I probably, I probably was 
just an audition to offer or an 

1049
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,600
extra. 
But there was I remember being 

1050
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,680
like, oh, that sounds good. 
And then I just didn't choose it

1051
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,360
up. 
I auditioned for it and Holiday 

1052
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:31,080
really went for it. 
Didn't get it. 

1053
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,240
Oh yeah. 
What part was just any sort of 

1054
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,400
role in? 
It was playing like an FAI 

1055
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,240
official right now when I saw 
the trailer and that there was 

1056
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:42,760
scenes from that in it. 
The guy's like a good bit older 

1057
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,880
so I probably wouldn't have 
been. 

1058
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,000
Right for, you know, the like, 
you could say who the guy. 

1059
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,360
Is yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's happened a lot of times 

1060
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,600
where like I've auditioned. 
I'm not saying that's not the 

1061
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,200
reason I didn't get it, but I've
seen stuff on when oh I don't 

1062
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,800
look like I'd be right for that 
at all. 

1063
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,320
You know who you would have been
right for in that film? 

1064
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,000
Wanker Watson. 
Was he in it? 

1065
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,600
His voice is in it because you 
know he did the interview. 

1066
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,120
Can't read Keen afterwards. 
Oh, I didn't even Steve Watson. 

1067
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,320
Oh, Steve Watson. 
Oh, you should have done. 

1068
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,240
Stephen Watson, you've. 
Got the voice like. 

1069
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:17,440
We're here live at Windsor Park.
Let's say 3. 

1070
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,800
Yeah, I think it's voices in it 
rather than him. 

1071
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,240
Love that. 
It's the finest impression. 

1072
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:24,560
Can I hear that again one more 
time? 

1073
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,840
We are live here at River Health
for this All Star game. 

1074
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,800
All Star looking absolutely 
brilliant against LAD * that's 

1075
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,400
good. 
Live, live. 

1076
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,920
Lilo and Stitch like live. 
Speaking of accents of films, 

1077
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,800
have you seen that Nuremberg 
film about the Nuremberg film, 

1078
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,640
obviously. 
And Russell Cruz playing Herman 

1079
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,840
Goering and he's doing the worst
German accent ever. 

1080
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:56,880
So I am Herman Maximus, really. 
90s Fitchenstein might. 

1081
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,840
Good movie though. 
It is good, but you're also kind

1082
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,200
of watching it being like, I 
kind of like the guy. 

1083
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,360
That's the fucking weird bit 
about it and. 

1084
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,960
Then you watch the movie. 
Yeah, but you're watching. 

1085
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,560
He's like, he's just, he's just 
a determined individual. 

1086
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,600
There's low, but like Marty 
Supreme. 

1087
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,840
I really want to see, I'm going 
to watch. 

1088
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,160
No, I'm. 
Going to watch Marty Supreme, 

1089
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,360
like someday maybe I'm going to 
watch out. 

1090
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,600
I think I really like the look 
of it. 

1091
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,800
Do you know what I've never seen
a movies in? 

1092
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,680
I think I like Timothy Chalamy. 
I think he's worthy, loud. 

1093
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,000
Like, yeah, I'd happily help him
on the pot. 

1094
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,040
There's been a few times I 
forget who he is, and then I go,

1095
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,760
oh, that's Timothy Sholliver. 
I keep getting mixed up with the

1096
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,120
guy that played Stephen Hawking.
Oh, Eddie. 

1097
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,040
Redman. 
Yeah, I don't know why they 

1098
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,880
don't have anything like no, but
it's just. 

1099
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,880
Not even remotely I know. 
What happens? 

1100
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,120
You get to my age, Matthew. 
But have a wee similar head 

1101
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,440
like. 
Both swallow. 

1102
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,640
It was a blowjob joke wasn't 
very good over the tone. 

1103
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,200
Need to see there. 
I'm sorry with that gentleman. 

1104
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,040
Sorry with that, sorry. 
Right. 

1105
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,840
And Kylie Jenner, isn't he? 
Like they're a loving 

1106
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,800
relationship. 
Matthew yes. 

1107
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,520
They're. 
Right. 

1108
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,400
Yeah, that maybe comes as part 
of it. 

1109
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,400
Yeah, I saw the was it the 
Golden Globes just had. 

1110
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,320
Yeah. 
And paper on me is the Leonardo 

1111
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,320
Caprio had a conversation with 
somebody, but they caught him 

1112
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,680
on. 
But it's the way he's doing it 

1113
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,040
everyone, there's hardly there's
allegations that he's like gay 

1114
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,480
and the way he's like sort of 
talking like the way that sort 

1115
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,280
of one clip he does look comp. 
It's like, it's like whatever we

1116
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,320
all pretend to be your maz. 
I mean, you take her skin out of

1117
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,200
the grave, you walk. 
With get her pants. 

1118
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,160
Making your mom's not dead. 
Fuck. 

1119
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:39,720
Who's daddy's? 
I have more. 

1120
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,040
Oh, they're mine. 
Sorry, I thought it was just me 

1121
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,760
naked. 
I just learned like a corpse. 

1122
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,600
No, you don't. 
Thank you, It's probably the 

1123
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,120
nicest thing you've ever said. 
You don't look like a corpse. 

1124
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,480
Jesus, thanks for helping try 
it, started my majority. 

1125
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,320
Great things, awful business 
like in that like Robin so I 

1126
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,040
create Robin I. 
Don't know. 

1127
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,440
We've taken. 
It's not particularly nice 

1128
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,080
either, like. 
I know, but it's a trade like 

1129
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,120
it's one of the oldest trades in
the. 

1130
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,120
World, I would say they're gonna
agree that already has somebody 

1131
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,440
and it must fucking take some 
idea. 

1132
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,560
Well, you have to. 
Be very careful that digger. 

1133
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,400
Yeah. 
Well, in case you like, take an 

1134
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,720
arm off or something. 
Well, you know how. 

1135
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,640
It is you left the wee bit of 
the coffin or scraped. 

1136
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,600
What if you scraping the 
implant? 

1137
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,600
Off you go. 
I don't even know if it's the 

1138
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,200
right grave. 
They don't. 

1139
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,680
Have a name plate on the coffin 
on the ground. 

1140
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Do they? 
Do I? 

1141
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,080
What's that? 
For God. 

1142
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,120
I think you can see anyway. 
No, that there wouldn't be a 

1143
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:31,760
name plate on it. 
I. 

1144
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,120
Think there's a name plate on 
top of the coffin? 

1145
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,440
Yeah, but the coffin dropped 
did. 

1146
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,800
They no, I guess the whole like 
the whole like, that's why 

1147
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,000
they're too expensive. 
It depends what modern ones you 

1148
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,160
get. 
Ones that are disposable. 

1149
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,240
My auntie's one definitely 
wasn't going to last too long. 

1150
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:46,000
That wasn't the Air 1. 
I did the second lift and I 

1151
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,080
won't when I was. 
I guess it should. 

1152
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,200
Be MDF one it. 
Was like a week flat pack we'd 

1153
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,360
we'd have build it ourselves. 
We got it from MF. 

1154
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,400
Eyes closed down with the proper
up in the armchair. 

1155
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,000
I know the fees and structures 
and fucking German. 

1156
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,400
Why don't they make a matter 
like metal? 

1157
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,280
Why don't they? 
Yeah. 

1158
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,200
Because you can't lift them. 
Then oh fuck, well you can get 

1159
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,760
something to. 
I'd love to see know the big 

1160
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:12,360
American ones with the big yeah,
yeah, that led the ghosts like 

1161
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,440
at the door indoor. 
Oh nice, used to have bells, 

1162
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,320
some coffins. 
In case someone did, they woke 

1163
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,400
up again. 
Well, that happened to a woman 

1164
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,840
in Oregon, famously, Margie 
McCall died once by twice, 

1165
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,920
right? 
Swear to fuck, you can Google 

1166
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,840
this right now, right? 
I think we've already Googled 

1167
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,640
it. 
There was a woman that it was I 

1168
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,480
think the 1800 or something. 
And she was back in the day. 

1169
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,720
They didn't have wax. 
It was just fucking. 

1170
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:36,560
You were just buried out there 
and she dropped dead and she had

1171
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,720
a bit of money about her and 
gravediggers or robbers went in,

1172
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:43,320
fucking dug her body up and took
this expensive ring off her 

1173
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,920
finger. 
And it turned that the ring was 

1174
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,240
so tight and cut the blood flow 
off there and she just basically

1175
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,920
fainted. 
But when they took the fucking 

1176
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,480
ring off, it started her 
circulation again, Woke her up 

1177
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,520
and she woke up and went back to
the house and her husband was 

1178
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,880
like, fuck, he's on the night 
and he's found the Xbox. 

1179
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,440
True story. 
How long does she live for 

1180
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,240
after? 
Oh, years like. 

1181
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,560
There's ones who like get woke 
up and then they just die again 

1182
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,440
straight away. 
Her husband's got Pornhub going.

1183
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,880
Oh, that's how I love the. 
Old Pornhub. 

1184
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,960
It's a fellow drawn, and then 
here you are. 

1185
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,920
That's insane. 
Yeah, do. 

1186
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,840
You know, like there's things 
that like dead bodies are 

1187
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,760
escapes. 
They they had to pretend to not 

1188
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,000
be robbing her. 
No love, we're just. 

1189
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:30,800
Making sure you're clear, I'm 
just giving you mouth to mouth. 

1190
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,160
I swear I'm not doing anything 
weird. 

1191
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:38,720
But the dead bodies like the 
fart and sometimes the air goes 

1192
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:42,640
past the vocal cords and a dead 
body will go because I know a 

1193
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,800
guy I swear to fuck. 
I swear to God right now, I know

1194
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:53,000
a guy who's a forensic police 
officer and he he, I sort of, I 

1195
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,840
swear to God, he's told me that 
we're like, he'll go into 

1196
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,040
fucking like people dropped 
heads and you're sitting there 

1197
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,080
that you know, the draw, the way
you fucking outline in the body.

1198
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,480
Take all these photos and he 
says like you'll just hear like 

1199
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,640
a oh, I'll be going get back 
ahead and he's on his own. 

1200
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,160
That's fucking. 
That's what a fart sounds like 

1201
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,640
when it comes out of your mind. 
Yeah, pretty much. 

1202
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,080
Like a haunting ghost. 
So they'll fart and then, yeah, 

1203
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,160
that the vocal cord just go. 
And by the way, I was freedom, 

1204
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,200
policemen have guns. 
So I'd be like, fuck yeah. 

1205
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,080
It's like our policemen also 
have guns, by the way. 

1206
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,240
I don't just said he's. 
Yeah. 

1207
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,600
I thought it was just straight 
and policeman. 

1208
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,920
I yeah, I wouldn't like digging 
graves like. 

1209
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,880
Digging them or robbing them? 
Robbing them probably doesn't 

1210
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,320
happen as much anymore, does it?
No, who's getting buried with 

1211
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,960
like actual stuff on them? 
My grandma got buried with our 

1212
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,920
dog like well not the dog, like 
the live dog. 

1213
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:47,320
The dog was also dead in a wee 
box and we buried him with the 

1214
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,680
dog. 
That's nice. 

1215
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,120
And the late? 
As he gets to heaven, Peter's 

1216
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,280
like there's no dogs in Airman. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1217
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,280
No blacks, no dogs, no Irish. 
Look on this like for fuck. 

1218
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:03,640
'S sake go rotten. 
Dog just tied up outside heaven.

1219
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,800
All these fucking bottles were 
holes in them. 

1220
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,680
I'm not looking up, I'm not 
looking up. 

1221
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,280
And he shake. 
You come down. 

1222
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,800
Jesus go right, come pick it up.
Fuck sake. 

1223
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,880
Rude. 
Too much, too much. 

1224
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,360
Sorry with that. 
Eh, Denzi, what are you up to at

1225
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,880
the start of this year? 
Are you still run? 

1226
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,480
Are you running, eh, wafflers 
and all that? 

1227
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:26,880
Kind of. 
Stuff. 

1228
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,720
Yeah, we've we've rescheduled 
wafflers to the What date did I 

1229
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:31,560
tell? 
You have you done it? 

1230
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:33,480
The 10th Have you done it? 
No, he's on the next one. 

1231
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,720
You'll love. 
It I'm not important Mickey Andy

1232
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:39,000
ever on it should be hasn't done
it next time. 

1233
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,040
But we're we're in the works for
another big name. 

1234
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,360
So we are. 
It's a chaos. 

1235
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,840
What's a big name? 
Chaos is OK, really long. 

1236
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,440
Pontanzolomokiyuku used to play 
for Derby. 

1237
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:53,000
So get the name twice. 
Yep, it might be do. 

1238
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:58,320
You think any other big names? 
That guy plays with Burnley at 

1239
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:04,000
the minute. 
Leslie Akuchukui, a ghost just. 

1240
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,480
Started. 
I swear to God, I got actually. 

1241
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:07,080
Is it? 
Yeah. 

1242
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,840
Slothani, Bravich. 
Somebody said it could chew to 

1243
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,040
me at Kremlin one night. 
I didn't. 

1244
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,080
Know where that was cool. 
She went up. 

1245
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,760
The 10th of April I want to say 
or the. 15th. 

1246
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,160
That's ages away, one of them. 
I know it was meant to be. 13th 

1247
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,120
an accidentally. 
Yeah, it was meant to be 13th 

1248
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,720
February but was postponed it. 
Valentine's Day. 

1249
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:34,760
Yeah, and the theme is still 
going to be love, but we're just

1250
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,120
going to play that in the April 
because we love April. 

1251
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,480
Yeah. 
Who's she? 

1252
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:39,960
Anything. 
Anything. 

1253
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,800
Kitchen Dog Podcast. 
Yeah, Kitchen Talk podcast on 

1254
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,880
Spotify and YouTube. 
That's it. 

1255
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,600
Bartlett's on tour. 
Always on tour, never author. 

1256
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,440
Open a cow shade. 
Where will you have at this 

1257
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,000
point still? 
It's quite. 

1258
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,720
Last week of January. 
Probably nearly finished, no. 

1259
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,840
So I'll be in Dublin on the 1st 
of February and then I'm in 

1260
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,360
Glasgow and Liverpool, Edinburgh
and Liverpool, then in Belfast. 

1261
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,880
I'm in Glasgow, then I'm in 
Derry, then I'm in London, then 

1262
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,760
I'm in Newcastle. 
Are you taking the car to all 

1263
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:14,000
them bar London? 
I'd fucking love to. 

1264
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,960
I can. 
See that he loves getting the 

1265
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:16,360
boat and. 
Drive. 

1266
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,320
I would, I would. 
My idea is that you should be, 

1267
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,840
yeah. 
Take the the car the boat to 

1268
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,440
Liverpool and then drive from 
Liverpool to London. 

1269
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,360
And with the car long? 
I know you don't. 

1270
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,840
I know you don't. 
Want to use something the 

1271
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,320
brunette? 
I drive to the outskirts. 

1272
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,840
Movie London, you know, 
somewhere to Cardiff. 

1273
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,600
Get the Holyhead boat back. 
I've never done the Liverpool 

1274
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,640
boat, you know it's. 
Class. 

1275
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,920
No, it's rough. 
It's no, no, but here's here's a

1276
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,600
fucking we call saving tip for 
you, right? 

1277
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,880
Don't book a cabin overnight. 
You do it on the day. 

1278
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,240
There's no there's a soft play 
area. 

1279
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,360
Bring a sleeping bag. 
I just kept on the soft play. 

1280
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,200
With the kids. 
No, they're away to bed. 

1281
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,520
If you're doing the overnight, 
they've gone to bed. 

1282
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,680
Man, we went to glass. 
We eighteen of us slept in a 

1283
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,840
soft player. 
It was the best night to sleep 

1284
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,360
over in my life. 
I've. 

1285
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,320
Got all your mates. 
Fucking unbelievable. 

1286
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,960
The cabin's like £50 by the way,
you got a bed on the shore. 

1287
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:08,000
I put this in a soft play like. 
You can go down to the soft play

1288
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,920
from the cabin. 
Did you ever sleep on a slide? 

1289
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,640
Fucking luxurious. 
Yeah, I've never. 

1290
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,160
It just faded like too long of a
journey. 

1291
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,000
We, I, whenever I went to uni 
and Liverpool, my, I was driving

1292
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,200
over and all my driving the 
boat, no driving, driving the 

1293
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,960
car onto the boat and all the, 
all my shit was just in the car.

1294
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,720
So it was packed. 
That was heavy. 

1295
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,760
And going up the ramp to get to 
the top deck. 

1296
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,600
My man just couldn't get the 
clutch to go. 

1297
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,320
She had to ask the wee one of 
the wee Polish guys working just

1298
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,480
come in and driving up the top 
of the boat. 

1299
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,400
What can you do? 
What can you do? 

1300
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,240
I. 
Didn't have a licence. 

1301
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,400
Fair, all right. 
You would you would love it. 

1302
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,520
It's like being on a cruise. 
You would hit it. 

1303
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,040
It's horrendous. 
I love it it. 

1304
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,160
Doesn't look good. 
I I but then I'm I. 

1305
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,720
Do I'll tell you what else is 
your on board. 

1306
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,280
A pub cinema. 
A cinema can't. 

1307
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,080
Hear anything in the cinema? 
Because right above the engine. 

1308
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,680
That's true. 
You can't hear anything. 

1309
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:56,600
That's a good point. 
Like. 

1310
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,080
Just all French island films, 
yeah. 

1311
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:03,520
What else is wrong in crisis? 
There's week quizzes, there's 

1312
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,440
like we've got touch screens in 
them now and it's like a week 

1313
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,240
tablet and you can do all these 
quizzes like whatever we. 

1314
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,480
Come. 
I remember though, there used to

1315
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,920
be the on the boat to Scotland, 
there was a Burger King on the 

1316
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,720
fucking Stanley. 
Oh, because it was the first 

1317
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,400
time I ever had a Burger King. 
There was and it was so popular 

1318
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,160
it was class. 
So why don't stop? 

1319
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:26,640
Don't know what Brexit probably.
Guys, I am the king now. 

1320
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,880
Thank you for Joel. 
Thank you for joining me. 

1321
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:30,280
You're. 
Talking. 

1322
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,280
I kept talking to me. 
Would you like come for lunch? 

1323
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,720
I can't go to the gym. 
Would you like come for? 

1324
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,680
Lunch. 
I'd love to come for lunch. 

1325
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,800
You've changed. 
Back in the old 7, back out. 

1326
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,760
It's beautiful to see. 
I. 

1327
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,960
Don't want to leave you anymore 
if that's the way you're getting

1328
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,800
all. 
I think we're to the geminal 

1329
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,440
here. 
You've lost them Injections. 

1330
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Yeah. 
You haven't looked at me the 

1331
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,560
same sense. 
Oh, you're old. 

1332
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,000
You're a tan again. 
The laundry and the money I've 

1333
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,360
spent is all you'd get me is 
neglect. 

1334
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,360
From negligees to neglah. 
Are talking to other men their 

1335
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,320
dogs? 
What does that have? 

1336
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,760
A dog? 
Boys, thank you. 

1337
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:09,560
Thank you.