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Prime big deal days is coming 
October 8th and 9th, which can 

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lead to involuntary deal squeals
like the infamous deal on a new 

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massager squeal. 
Stay big on prime big deal days,

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October 8th and 9th. 
Hello, everybody, and welcome to

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this episode of the TV's ME 
Podcast with me, she and Todd. 

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First things first, I've either 
done my back end or put my back 

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out, depending on what you, 
which of those you prefer. 

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I think I've done my back end on
this occasion. 

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Yeah, I hurt myself today as 
Jesus Christ, I was left. 

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There'll be a lot of these 
noises in the podcast today like

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that, you know? 
Yeah, I've done my back end is 

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picking up the baby. 
I did it at a weird angle and 

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I've hurt myself. 
And can I be honest? 

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I resent the child for it. 
You know, I looked at him and 

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said, why are you so heavy? 
You know, I'm yeah, I've done my

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back end. 
I've hurt myself. 

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A lot of guys probably wouldn't 
have come down to do the podcast

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today, but we soldered. 
We shouldered on. 

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I say soldier on. 35 seconds 
ago, I demanded that Mike plug 

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my charger in for me because I 
couldn't bend down. 

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But we're here. 
I'm hot because I've got a hot 

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water bottle on the back. 
It's doing a good job, but also 

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it's making me very warm in the 
face as well. 

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I'm uncomfortable, but we're 
going to do the episode and 

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we're going to have a nice time.
It's a bit like, you know, 

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whenever your family took you on
local holidays when the weather 

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was so bad during the summer, 
you know, everything's going 

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against me, but I'm going to 
force us to have a good time. 

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Mike had his vaccine today. 
I was going to say, can I say 

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that? 
But why would you? 

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Why would you need that to be a 
secret? 

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Yeah, I mean, they're pretty. 
Sketchy about like filming and 

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photography at the SSC? 
It's like respects people's 

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privacy but. 
It's assume that everywhere. 

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But just out of me. 
Yeah, but do you think that's 

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weird because you're thinking, 
well, who would need to hide 

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that they were having it done? 
No, no, I'll tell the word like,

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yeah, you. 
What did you get? 

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Fight. 
Ostrozen. 

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Astra Pfizer. 
Astrazen, Oxford. 

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Oxford. 
AstraZeneca. 

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What do you mean you got two 
different ones? 

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The AstraZeneca is the full 
title is Oxford. 

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AstraZeneca. 
Oh, I thought Oxford was a 

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separate one. 
So did I. 

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This is awkward. 
I think that I've finally Dan's 

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got a dodgy one. 
Oh no, Dan won't be here next 

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week. 
I'll be in a full corset from a 

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bag and Dan will just no longer 
be with us. 

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I'm only joking. 
Like, you know, Joe Rogan got in

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so much trouble on his podcast 
because he told people the 

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probably young people probably 
shouldn't take up the option for

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the vaccine. 
And I don't want to get any in 

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trouble myself because we both 
have large listenerships. 

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You know, me and Joe Rogan, you 
know, similar type 

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listenerships. 
I don't want to lose sponsors. 

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But yeah, I'm double jobbed. 
Have you had your second? 

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No. 
Not yet. 

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You haven't had your second. 
The guy who did dance is just a 

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friend of his dad's. 
It's just his dad's mate. 

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He's also a butcher. 
It hurts me to laugh. 

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Look, we'll get cracking into 
this episode. 

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It's a solo episode, but we've 
got some sponsors, including a 

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new sponsor. 
Oh, Praxis Care now. 

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I like Praxis because Praxis 
sounds like, you know, somebody 

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that would be in like, remember 
the film XXX Vin Diesel? 

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Praxis sounds like would be his 
enemy, you know, Praxis or he 

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sounds like somebody who could 
be in The Avengers, but Praxis 

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Care couldn't be different. 
Praxis Care has quietly become 

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the largest charity in Northern 
Ireland. 

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And I like the way they're going
about that as well. 

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You know, they're not going 
around being like we're becoming

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the big. 
They're quietly going about it 

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with a bit of respect to provide
health and social care services.

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Been doing it for 40 years, man 
and boy. 

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You know, they didn't just wake 
up and decide that we're going 

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to do this. 
And guys, make no mistake when I

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tell you they're actively 
recruiting in the Arg area. 

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And that is the difference 
between me and Joe Rogan, you 

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know, because Joe Rogan does 
worldwide, nationwide marketing 

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appeals. 
We're talking specifically in 

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the Arg area. 
You don't have to be from Arg, 

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but they're actively recruiting 
in the Arg area. 

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Actively. 
You know what I mean? 

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They're not being lazy about it.
They're not, you know, maybe a 

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welder. 
They're saying, listen, we're 

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recruiting people in Arg, 
they're growing on the island of

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Ireland, England and the Isle of
Man, supporting individuals with

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mental ill health, learning 
disabilities, dementia, autism, 

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and they need staff to support 
their expanding services. 

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Many of the roles don't require 
any experience in this field. 

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A lot of their staff reform or 
hospitality, building, retail, 

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security employees looking for a
change, like we all like a 

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change. 
My back was fine and my life was

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good, and then I hurt my back 
and now I despise my life. 

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You know, I could, I could make 
a lot of rash decisions in the 

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form that I'm feeling right now.
But one decision I would make is

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anyone who is looking for a job 
in the arts area, I'd say go to 

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Praxis Care. 
They have got compensation and 

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benefits. 
There are part time, full time 

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rules available. 
And if you're a caring person 

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looking for a fulfilling and 
stable career, you should check 

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them out at praxiscare.org. 
praxiscare.org. 

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Thanks very much to Praxis who 
are coming on board as a new 

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sponsor. 
We love that, but we can't 

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neglect our other sponsor, which
is manscapemanscape.com. 

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Listen, me, Don and Mike may 
have had three very different 

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vaccines. 
You know, I've got the one that 

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you know will be good. 
Mike's one, you know. 

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OK. 
And Dan is at more risk now than

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he was. 
Only joking. 

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Only joking. 
I'm saying not like I'm going to

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get in trouble for it. 
Like as if the Belfast Telegraph

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were going to be like Todd's, 
you know, he's, he's, he's not 

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sure about the Oxford vaccine. 
I don't know what any of them 

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are. 
I just know that I got to get it

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there to go and get it. 
But manscape.com, although we, 

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although we have different 
vaccines, we have one thing in 

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common. 
Me and these two guys, I'm 

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looking out right now and 
they're showing me what we have 

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in common and that is their 
pubic area. 

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We have three well maintained 
landscaped pubic regions and 

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that's because we use Manscape 
products. manscape.com you can 

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see it behind me. 
I normally get it and show you, 

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but I've heard my back. 
I don't know if I mentioned it, 

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but they do everything that your
balls need. 

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If you're not thinking about 
your balls, we are, you know, 

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and we want you to look good, 
especially coming into the good 

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weather this summer. 
You know, during the winter, 

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some people do like to keep an 
extra layer on. 

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I can't hear on that. 
But manscape, by the way, my dad

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said to me a couple of days ago,
he goes, do you actually do the 

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ball shaving? 
And I said, yes. 

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Do you want to say? 
And he's like, no, but yeah, he 

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couldn't believe it. 
I said, yeah, it's it's more of 

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a modern thing. 
And I said, what do you I 

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shouldn't say? 
I said, what do you use? 

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Like you said, there's something
in my dad was like, no. 

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So if you if you want your dad 
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that area, go to manscape.com. 
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What I recommend is you get 

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yourself a bundle with the 
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obviously better than 2.0, The 
1.0 and the zero you get that 

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it's got a light on it. 
You can use it in the shower. 

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You can do whatever you want 
with it. 

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You can just drive around, show 
people it. 

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But they've got ball deodorant, 
ball wipes, ball toner. 

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I mean, just sort your dad out, 
sort yourself out. manscape.com.

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You just go tea with me for 20% 
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There we go. 
Let's get into the podcast, 

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guys. 
There is nothing worse than 

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hurting your back. 
There's not. 

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Well, your neck is worse, but 
putting your back out is one of 

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the most frustrating things. 
Like, I was so worried that my 

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son wouldn't respect me as much 
because I first of all, I made 

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like a noise when I did it. 
I went, Daddy's hurt, you know, 

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I started crying. 
I said Daddy's hurt himself. 

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And yeah, he just, he saw me in 
that vulnerable, weak moment of 

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sort of sitting in a position on
the sofa where I was trying to 

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trying to get my posture good. 
But there's really nothing you 

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can do. 
But I've got a hot water bottle 

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on my back to making me sweat. 
You can't see it. 

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This is my hot water bottle. 
And it says everything's better 

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in pyjamas. 
Everything's better in pyjamas. 

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And that statement may not be 
true. 

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I need to take a hot water 
bottle and get more and 

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flustered and like, confused 
about a lot of things, 

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sexuality, age, all that kind of
thing. 

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But look, everything's opened 
up. 

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We're back out again and I did 
something, I nearly did 

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something a couple of days ago. 
In fact it was yesterday. 

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I was in Victoria Square in 
Belfast because you can, you 

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know what I mean? 
I was out with the baby and I 

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thought what would we like to 
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Let's go and do a bit of 
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He's never really been around 
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Belfast or anything like that. 
So me and the baby went out, 

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and, guys, there's no way really
around saying this. 

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I nearly bought a leather 
backpack. 

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For how much money? 
Let me ask Don and Mike. 

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I was on my way to the tail with
it, and then had a real moment. 

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The clarity where I went. 
I should not do this. 

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Any takers? 
Just a back, Just a regular 

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rucksack. 
I don't even know if it was 

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leather. 
It may well have been full 

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leather. 
The entire thing was leather. 

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Yeah. 
What shop? 

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It was used to be House of 
Fraser. 

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What's it called now? 
Flannels or something, which 

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sounds like what it wouldn't be 
called, but it actually is that 

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I think flannels. 150. 
Mike. 

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I was thinking lower, but now I 
don't put the heebie jeebies up 

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me. 
I'll go 155, yeah. £140 to a 

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right ballpark. 
And then I was on my way to the 

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till and then I was, I caught 
myself in a reflection when I 

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was passing like, I don't know, 
you know, the Maybelline 

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counter. 
And I thought, who, who am I? 

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Who is this guy that would do 
that? 

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Like I'm not a, I'm not a 
baller, you know. 

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And all of a sudden I then 
thought, how odd. 

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Also would I look beaten about 
with a leather backpack on? 

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Like I don't live in Milan. 
I'm not a social media 

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influencer from LA. 
I'm just a guy from Hollywood. 

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And then I remembered you can 
just get like, you know, a Puma 

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backpack for like £20, you know,
And it's better than having a 

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leather backpack because I think
a leather backpack, like, looks 

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cool. 
But then again, think of the 

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practicalities of beating about 
with that during the summer. 

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You know, you set it down for a 
second, you get yourself a 

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souffle, you go to move on 
somewhere else and all of a 

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sudden you've got to put that 
warm black leather backpack 

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against your skin. 
You're going to have a moment 

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where you also go £140. 
Have you spent something like 

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that amount of money on an item?
You use it all the time, so like

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would it never be off your? 
Back. 

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I've never spent £140 on an item
before. 

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Well, not like not like a 
clothing type thing. 

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OK, but what was it? 
Not a lot of Barber jacket, 

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probably the closest to that. 
Did you buy that in the end? 

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Yeah, we talked about I didn't 
buy that one. 

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I just bought a jacket off a 
Barber. 

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I just bought a park off Gary 
the Barber in Hollywood. 

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I bought a cagoon off the 
Turkish barbers industry. 

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Do you? 
Know what brand it was? 

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The one I was going to buy, 
yeah, it might have been Tommy 

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Hilfiger. 
I've seen it Tommy on there. 

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Beyond Flannel's website on. 
Flannels.com You're. 

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Going to buy me it new patrons. 
I just thought, I just thought 

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about the other things you could
buy with that and then I thought

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why? 
Like that's not a sensible 

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purchase and I think you should 
definitely do like treat 

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yourself purchases, but a 
rucksack like a bag it's. 

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On offer now £85. 
Bargain. 

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Put it in my basket. 
I've hurt my back. 

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I deserve this. 
That's what I said when I that's

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what I said when I hurt my back 
to my son. 

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This one. 
Oh, that I started to backpack. 

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Yeah. 
No, seriously, buy me that as a 

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gift for friendship. 
It'll make me feel better. 

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I don't know, I think being back
out and like going around shops 

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and stuff, I'd be way more 
liable to buy silly things and 

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do things. 
But that's stupid logic because 

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you've obviously all saved so 
much money in the last year, you

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know, from not going out and 
having meals or whatever, that 

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almost the excitement of doing 
it again nearly cancels out the 

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year of saving. 
Like I nearly blew out a year of

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not buying lunches by just 
having like a leather backpack 

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on. 
Then definitely if I had a 

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leather backpack in Northern 
Ireland, you'd be known as the 

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guy with the leather backpack. 
You know, like it's not a common

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like if you travel, you can 
definitely have that. 

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But then that would just be it 
would just be a very odd look. 

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Then if I like leather 
backpacks, who's to say I don't 

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buy myself, you know, a pair of 
leather socks And then next 

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thing I'm I'm head to toe zipped
up PVC. 

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But Mike buy me a PVC backpack. 
That's like a time in London. 

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I was on the tube and saw a guy 
in a PVC see through jacket and 

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he was wearing AT shirt 
underneath and it was like you 

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could just see the T-shirt and 
it was a PVC jacket. 

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I mean genuinely, if I pass one 
of the flannels, I'd have bought

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it. 
I just feel like in the mood to 

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buy weird purchases. 
And I think a lot of it is 

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because my circumcisions coming 
up. 

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I mean, hopefully it won't, that
it's just a side effect. 

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But yeah, I mean, people heard 
me talking about this on the 

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podcast a while ago that I was 
getting a circumcision and I 

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really built it up and I talked 
a lot about it. 

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And then I start getting genuine
messages from people being like,

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good luck, mate and stuff and 
hope your recovery is going 

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well. 
I don't know if I told this 

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story, but basically there's an 
isolation period before the 

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circumcision and I didn't really
know that. 

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So I get to the place where I'm 
getting the circumcision and 

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they take me. 
You're wearing a mask and 

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obviously, like, obviously 
mine's PVC. 

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I wear a full face mask. 
And, you know, get in to the, 

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you know, it's private hospital,
right? 

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And you go in. 
Otherwise, by the way, I'd be 

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waiting just to justify that I'd
be waiting apparently like 3-4 

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years if I didn't. 
And there is no operation that 

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you could, you can really wait 
three or four years for, you 

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know what I mean? 
Like waiting lists are so bad. 

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But like, why are they doing 
that? 

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They're like, listen, you need a
hernia done. 

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You need a hernia operation. 
Come back in 2037 and we'll sort

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you out. 
So I just basically said like, I

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need this taken care of. 
So yeah, I go to my 

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circumcision, got a COVID test 
the day before. 

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Fine, get there, robe up. 
They gave me a robe and they 

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were like, will you put this on?
I said yes, I'm in my robe. 

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Then a nice lady came round and 
said we're doing dinner in about

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half an hour so we could bring 
your food when you're up getting

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your procedure, then you can eat
it after. 

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She said, do you have any 
dietary requirements? 

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And I said, sit down for 45 
minutes while I explain to you 

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what my dietary requirements 
are. 

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And she said OK, And then 
eventually she's like, I'll do 

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your vegetable soup, some gluten
free bread and a tea. 

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And I said brilliant. 
And then the nurse came in and 

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went, can I just clarify how 
many days she's been isolating 

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for it? 
And I said, well, I haven't, I 

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haven't. 
And she went right, just 

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supposed to isolate for seven 
days. 

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I said, I didn't know that and 
it's not on any of my forms or 

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sheets that I was given. 
And she said, OK, I'm so sorry 

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about that. 
And then she left the room to 

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get the consultant. 
Then I realised that it, you 

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know, people go, it's there in 
black and white, it was there in

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black and white and red, you 
know, to make it stand out more.

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But I just didn't realise. 
So they were like, you know, 

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you're going to have to come, go
home and come back another time.

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In the meantime, my vegetable 
soup and tea arrived and I was 

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still in the robe. 
So I just sat down in my robe 

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and had like, you know, my 
vegetable soup and tea. 

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And I really took my time with 
it because I was like, well, 

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I've taken the evening off. 
I've got nowhere else to be. 

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And after about 20 minutes, I 
should have got changed out of 

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the robe, right? 
I'm putting the normal clothes 

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on. 
But I was like, well, I don't 

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think they'll be needing this 
room for another couple of 

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hours. 
So I just stayed in the robe. 

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I'm texting people about the 
procedure and I was just having 

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my vegetable soup. 
And then a different nurse came 

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in and went, oh, are you back 
from theatre already? 

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And I said, I'm not getting 
anything done. 

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I just continued to eat my soup.
And she went, what? 

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And I said, yeah, what I should 
have said was I didn't know 

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about the isolation thing. 
So I am going to go home, but 

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I'm just out of plainness. 
I'm going to finish my soup. 

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But I just stayed the steadfast 
and kept my gluten free bread 

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and going. 
I'm not getting anything done 

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today. 
So to the untrained eye, people 

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are like, how much of a baller 
is local comedian Shane Todd 

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that he's booking himself in for
very expensive surgeries just 

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for the soup. 
I was robed up to just eat the 

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vegetable soup. 
Are you getting you're getting 

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circumcised, is that right? 
Nope, not today, not today. 

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So so then I just had to go home
after like half an hour. 

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So basically what I'm saying is 
next week I'm going to get I'm 

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getting circumcised. 
And it's become a big thing when

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people come up and ask me about 
it all the time. 

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People I've got circumcised me, 
it's not too bad. 

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I've got a friend called Steve 
who's been circumcised because 

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there's religion. 
And he sent me a text and said I

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heard you're getting 
circumcised. 

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And we were chatting about it 
and I said, you know, will you 

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guys welcome me into the club 
after this? 

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And he goes, yeah, you can be an
honorary member. 

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So mazel tov. 
I mean, actually, I actually 

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didn't not know that you're not 
Jewish after you get 

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circumcised, you know, by 
default. 

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I thought that was that would 
just be a thing, but apparently 

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it's not. 
So I'm getting it done. 

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I'm getting it done. 
And I kind of feel bad for my 

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foreskin because I think in a 
way it had psyched itself up to 

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be removed and now I take a stay
of execution. 

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But I can't be comfortable 
because it must know that the 

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circumcision is coming up. 
And we are definitely open for, 

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you know, things to do with the 
the foreskin once it has been 

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removed. 
So if you have like a local 

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youth group or charity or 
whatever and you guys want to 

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maybe auction that off for a 
minibus or whatever you're 

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trying to do. 
I shouldn't have said youth 

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charity, OK. 
And yes, I'm trying to give 

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pieces of my penis away and 
should not say youth charity. 

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If you have an elderly, if you 
look after elderly people. 

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And you think that we could 
raffle this off and make you 

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know? 
1012 grand. 

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I will buy a rucksack with that 
and then we give the remainder 

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of the money to your group who 
and you can buy fucking you 

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know, blankets or or yeah 
minibus or whatever you need or 

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alternatively, if you're just a 
collector, you know, and you 

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just want to add 1 to your 
collection. 

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I'm fine with that. 
And there will be people who go 

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oh your force. 
It won't take long because you 

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know, that's the problem. 
It is, is. 

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And then at the minute it is an 
enlarged Fort and not too weird.

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Like genuinely, if I was in a 
sauna nude, right? 

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Like a Turkish sauna naked and 
you came in, you would not 

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think. 
And you had a glance, which 

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you're going to, you know what I
mean? 

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You're going to do, you wouldn't
think that you wouldn't think. 

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To the untrained eye, there's no
problem. 

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But to me, there's an issue and 
we're taking care of it. 

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So all I'm saying is if they, if
there's a problem this time, as 

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long as there's vegetable soup, 
I'm all right. 

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And I might genuinely just keep 
going to the private hospital 

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every week, let on I'm having 
surgeries and just get the soup.

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Isn't that always the best food 
when you're getting something 

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done and they bring you like, I 
don't know if you have ever had 

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operations, but they bring you 
tea in toast after. 

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It's always like the nicest tea 
in toast or tea, you know, just 

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a cup of tea. 
It's always nice. 

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Have you have either of you ever
had surgery? 

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Yeah, Yep, dislocated my 
shoulder so had that. 

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How'd you just get your 
shoulder? 

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Playing football. 
What you typically play with 

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your feet, OK and you so you've 
got your shoulder pop back into 

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place. 
Yeah, pop back into place at the

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time, but then I had to go and 
get the rotator cuff. 

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Did they pre Yonder for that? 
Yeah. 

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Nerd, Mike. 
Got my tonsils out. 

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So the TN toast wasn't really 
that pleasant. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
I mean your tonsils. 

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Little shards of crusty bread. 
Jelly and ice cream isn't. 

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It on my throat, yeah. 
Oh yeah, no, that was fine. 

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They do actually encourage you 
to eat like normal stuff. 

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Yeah, normal stuff. 
Here's one I got my adenoids 

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taken out whenever I was about 
14 and it made no difference to 

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my life. 
Were they? 

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They're in your nose. 
And I was having problems 

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breathing through my nose. 
And then they took my adenoids 

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out and I felt no different 
after it. 

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So I don't know. 
That's like my appendix. 

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Like I got my appendix taken out
because they thought that's what

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my Crohn's was, The my appendix 
was going to burst. 

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And then they removed them. 
And then a couple of weeks ago 

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they were like, yeah, you have 
Crohn's. 

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We didn't need to remove your 
appendix. 

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I was like, oh, why'd you do 
that though? 

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You know, annoying to get your 
appendix taken out when you 

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don't need them. 
But yeah, we're going to bundle 

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up my appendix on my foreskin 
and we're going to send it to 

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the most worthwhile cause 
whatever people need will do it.

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Or even if, I mean, I'm trying 
to think what other uses you 

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could have for it. 
If you want to wear it as a, you

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know, a bracelet or, or a 
necklace, we could probably 

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facilitate that could genuinely,
right. 

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Serious question. 
If I'm allowed to take it with 

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me, if I'm allowed to take my 
foreskin with me, right? 

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If the doctor's like, you can 
just have it. 

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Should we put it up? 
A little display case. 

433
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Not a little display case inside
the O of Hollywood. 

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Yes, yeah, we stretch it out. 
Nail it on. 

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Genuinely a serious question, if
I'm allowed to keep my foreskin,

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do we put it in some sort of 
display case behind me or down 

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from a management point of view 
without put sponsors off? 

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Yeah, I'd prefer not to be 
associated with that. 

439
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Fair. 
What will it look? 

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Will it look like pickled? 
I think so. 

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You know, like a shrunken head. 
Yeah, I think it would look like

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a Monster Munch, but without the
jaggery bits. 

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I think it would look like, you 
know, the onion ring crisps. 

444
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,560
I think it would look like an 
onion ring. 

445
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,800
I mean, not. 
That's definitely me flattering 

446
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,080
myself. 
I think in real. 

447
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,280
I think in reality. 
You did say there's a lot of it.

448
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,040
Yeah. 
But I don't know. 

449
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:32,320
Here's also that's one of those 
ones where, you know, when you 

450
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,120
have, like, that nervous 
adrenaline, as in, as in, like, 

451
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,880
especially before gigs. 
There's a phenomenon known as 

452
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:44,920
Comedians Willy, which you know 
is like before you go on stage, 

453
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,640
essentially your penis gets a 
little bit smaller because 

454
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,080
you're all nervous and all 
right. 

455
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,120
It is a genuine, like it's a 
genuine thing. 

456
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,280
Maybe it's just me and Mickey 
Bartlett to do it, but we 

457
00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,080
definitely both do it. 
So because I get nervous when I 

458
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,120
go to see the consultant, you 
want to be looking your best. 

459
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:10,840
So what I'm saying is it might 
not be best for display case at 

460
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,520
that time, you know what I mean?
At that time, unless I can, I 

461
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,560
don't know. 
We'll see Line of Duty. 

462
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:24,760
So Line of Duty finale, people 
giving off saying it was the 

463
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,040
worst TV ending of all time, It 
was the worst way to end the 

464
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,960
series. 
And it's either two things. 

465
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:36,560
It's either we as viewers are 
totally spoiled and just demand 

466
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,600
things our own way. 
And when it doesn't play the way

467
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,400
we want to, we just give off. 
It's either that or it genuinely

468
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,880
was shit. 
It's one of those things. 

469
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,920
My opinion on the end of Line of
Duty has changed over time. 

470
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,600
Weirdly, we're at the time, 
Here's the thing. 

471
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,760
All season finales of TV shows 
now are like trailers for the 

472
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,640
next series. 
They just, all, they're all 

473
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,640
they're there to do is set up 
the next series. 

474
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,440
And I don't know if that's 
because nowadays you sign up to 

475
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,400
like a six series deal. 
So of course you've got to tease

476
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,320
out the next series. 
Was it back in the day, you 

477
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,760
weren't sure about getting a new
series, even the big shows. 

478
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,600
So they did something that would
like give you like a oh, yes, 

479
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,120
where it feels like all these 
are like, it's like going for a 

480
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,720
circumcision but not being able 
to get it. 

481
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,680
You know, you're there, you've 
got the robe on, you're chugging

482
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,480
your vegetable soup and they're 
like, sorry, you're going to 

483
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,560
have to come back another time. 
It is literally a cock tease. 

484
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:44,200
I hated the ending at the time 
because I thought you're going 

485
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,000
to find out who the 4th man is, 
who age is. 

486
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,320
But then of course that wasn't 
going to happen. 

487
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,280
So then I thought I was 
disappointed. 

488
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,600
And then about 3-4 days later I 
thought about the ending. 

489
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:06,240
And by the way, Adrian Donbart 
acting at the end of that was 10

490
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,320
out of 10. 
But that scene where he walks 

491
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:16,280
back and like reports himself 
for for misconduct, it was only 

492
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,280
a couple of days later where I 
went, Oh, that is the best 

493
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:23,440
ending because that is someone 
who did the right thing. 

494
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,760
You know, it was like a real 
personal can't like emotional 

495
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,720
conflict for him. 
And he just he stood over what 

496
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:37,440
he's all about and that like 
that got me a couple of days 

497
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,200
later. 
So I actually think the ending 

498
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,440
was good. 
And also things can't just end 

499
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,560
the way you want them. 
TV series, TV shows, it's not 

500
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,160
like that like sorry, but like 
the ending for the IT was a 

501
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,360
cruel ending because they 
basically say at the end of it, 

502
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:56,280
you know, like police wrongdoing
and stuff. 

503
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,680
Is that corruption is that its 
worst ever. 

504
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:03,240
Sometimes that's the way, like 
did people genuinely think it 

505
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,080
was going to, they were going to
go, look, Jimmy Nesbitt is the 

506
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,040
4th man, and then Jimmy Nesbitt 
was going to pop up and go, 

507
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,480
yeah, card from on the Jackal, 
you know, like he did at the 

508
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,400
boxing match at Manchester. 
It was never going to happen 

509
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,880
like that. 
So the more I thought about it, 

510
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,520
the more I went. 
I like the ending because it's 

511
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,080
about people standing over their
convictions and doing the right 

512
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,840
thing. 
And I've got theories on it. 

513
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,560
I don't because they said it to 
the guy. 

514
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,960
That guy buckles, right? 
And it isn't that it isn't him. 

515
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,080
There's no way it can be him. 
So I, with hindsight, enjoyed 

516
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,560
the ending. 
Now, is it a little bit 

517
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,200
bittersweet for me, because I 
love Line of Duty and did an 

518
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,760
audition for Line of Duty? 
Yes. 

519
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,600
And then they phone up in age. 
Do you not know this? 

520
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,960
Which part? 
Kate. 

521
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:57,160
Kate Fleming No, I about two. 
I love Line of Duty, Right? 

522
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,920
About two years ago I got a 
phone call from my agent who 

523
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,320
said do you want to audition for
Line of Duty? 

524
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,800
I said yes, 100% I would love 
to. 

525
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,280
I got sent my slides so like my 
script and you fill them 

526
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,480
yourself and then you send it 
off to them. 

527
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,480
And I got my friend who I think 
is like the best actor in 

528
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,160
Ireland, Martin McCann to sit 
down with me and almost coach me

529
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,800
through it. 
Because it was a Birmingham 

530
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,320
accent, right? 
It wasn't, it wasn't like a big 

531
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,680
role, it was like a one off 
role. 

532
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,840
It was playing a police woman's 
husband. 

533
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,560
Do you remember? 
There was a character and she 

534
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,360
fuck, I can't even remember her 
name, but she like got in to 

535
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,600
bother and was injured and the 
organised crime gang were trying

536
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,080
to kill her and she had police 
outside her door. 

537
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,960
I think it was like 2 series 
ago. 

538
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,440
Anyway, I was playing her 
husband, so Marty coaches me 

539
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,000
through the script. 
I get the accent like bang on, 

540
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,880
like the Birmingham accent and 
we film it, send it off and for 

541
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,720
the first time I feel good about
an audition. 

542
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,000
I go, I have a good chance of 
getting this. 

543
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,960
Like that was bang on, get a 
phone call. 3 days later I'm 

544
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,480
walking through Hollywood High 
Street, I'm outside Cafe Nero. 

545
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,640
I'm about to do the Boy Town 
podcast with Dave. 

546
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,320
My agent phone me and goes Line 
of duty, you've got it. 

547
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,400
I said, Oh my God, he goes, Yep,
you're in the show. 

548
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,760
I said thanks so much. 
I hang up. 

549
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,920
Dave was in Caffeiner at the 
time ordering. 

550
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,680
I walked in. 
I said, mate, I've got the part,

551
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,280
I'm going to be in line of duty.
Dave goes, that's brilliant 

552
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,680
news, give me a hug. 
I landed like the first audition

553
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,280
that I go for. 
We have a nice embrace. 

554
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,720
I go to phone like my wife and 
then my parents to tell them 

555
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,160
about it. 
I get a phone call from my agent

556
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,720
again. 
I answer by going, yeah, yeah, 

557
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,120
you're going to tell me now 
they've got, they've not given 

558
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,800
me the part. 
He goes, yeah, slight issues. 

559
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,800
I'm so sorry. 
And like, I've never heard 

560
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,440
anyone be more apologetic. 
But in no way it was his fault. 

561
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,480
He said the casting director 
phoned the agent of the wrong 

562
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,200
Shane. 
They gave it to another guy 

563
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,040
called Shane who's an actor. 
But they phoned my agent by 

564
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,240
mistake because they just went 
phone Shane's agent. 

565
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:21,040
So I had the role in my head for
like 4 minutes and in that time 

566
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,400
I changed, you know what I mean?
I was like Dave, we can't be 

567
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,240
friends anymore. 
I'm in line to duty. 

568
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,320
I started to like hold myself in
a higher regard and I just 

569
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,040
started laughing. 
I started laughing and saying 

570
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,840
this is just funny to me because
you can go two ways where you 

571
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,240
could be upset about it or you 
could. 

572
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,720
It wasn't law. 
If it was like 2 days of me 

573
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,480
thinking not then it would have 
been so much worse. 

574
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,360
But it was just such a quick 
thing. 

575
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,720
I was like, I've got to look at 
the funny side of that. 

576
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,280
And they gave it to an actor 
called Shane. 

577
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,760
I can't think of a surname off 
the top of my head. 

578
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:58,840
He's from Armagh and I thought 
it was funny. 

579
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,640
And since then I've just planned
his demise. 

580
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,640
I've just planned it. 
Dan, are you looking him up? 

581
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,080
Yeah, having a quick search. 
Line of Duty actor Shane. 

582
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:16,120
Or maybe be like Belfast actor 
Shane. 

583
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,080
She and Morgan. 
She and Morgan, Yep, she and 

584
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,840
Morgan, he got the role and when
I looked at it, I was like, to 

585
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,840
be fair, he looks like the 
husband of the policewoman and 

586
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,000
she was a little bit older than 
me. 

587
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,200
So I think if I had played the 
role, there would have been too 

588
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,680
many questions like why is she 
going over this 17 year old guy 

589
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,680
doing a Burma, doing a 
Birmingham accent like this? 

590
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:45,440
All right, all right. 
Are you looking for my wife? 

591
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,080
Me looking at the camera, The 
hold. 

592
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:56,520
All right. 
The Lord of Jyoti. 

593
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,600
Yeah. 
But, you know, I didn't get the 

594
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,840
role. 
He got it. 

595
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,240
He can go fuck himself and the 
producers. 

596
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,520
Everybody is not much more 
enemy. 

597
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,720
No, I didn't care at all. 
But I cared. 

598
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,600
So I've just been Vicky McClure 
stunt double for the last two 

599
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,440
series, which has been good. 
Now I'm only joking. 

600
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,920
I am. 
I am in liner Judy. 

601
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,280
I just I do the noise for the 
tapes, you know, and hit record 

602
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,080
at the start. 
That's me, babe. 

603
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,480
Mike, you did you film that 
Judy? 

604
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,640
You work on that. 
That camera trainee for a week 

605
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,080
this season. 
This did you see stuff that 

606
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,160
would have been spoiler? 
Yeah, yeah. 

607
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,920
Do you know? 
What I'll say about you as a, 

608
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,920
about your character, as a 
person, you didn't divulge any 

609
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,920
of that. 
No. 

610
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,920
To me, no. 
And for that reason, get out. 

611
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,760
Get out right now. 
But that seriously, I mean, that

612
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,840
is good about the film industry 
and the TV industry and people 

613
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,160
like you. 
Because let's not, let's not lie

614
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,840
here. 
If I was an extra on any show 

615
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,719
for a day, for one scene like 
Dan's Naughton, you know, 

616
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,800
everybody would know. 
Like if I was in the background 

617
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,199
in Game of Thrones and I saw how
it ended, I would immediately do

618
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:20,000
an Instagram Live of like, can't
say too much guys, but let's 

619
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,960
just let's just say Jon Snow. 
And then I would just go, I 

620
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,280
would start reading from the 
script. 

621
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,199
But did you have to on my back? 
Oh Jesus, mommy's mommy's hurt. 

622
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,800
Did you have to sign anything to
say? 

623
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,600
Yeah, yeah. 
It's sort of part of your 

624
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,880
contract, all Ndas and all that,
but. 

625
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,280
Yeah, that's so good. 
A lot of spoilers like what 

626
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,360
would happen if you had of told 
people I. 

627
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,040
Don't know, I guess. 
Your reputation. 

628
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,880
It could. 
Probably come come back to in 

629
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,840
some way. 
I'm sure it has happened. 

630
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,560
I think it happened. 
Imagine they just. 

631
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,560
A big deal on like season 1 of 
Game of Thrones. 

632
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,679
They had a real problem with all
the extras because it was so 

633
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:56,639
new. 
Yeah. 

634
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:58,440
And people were just like, fuck,
no happen. 

635
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,120
Yeah. 
And like, they had a real 

636
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,200
problem with people like just 
taking photos, extras, just 

637
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,600
taking photos and videos and 
stuff. 

638
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,840
And oh, fuck. 
Then they had the really clamp 

639
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,680
down on it. 
Just some guy. 

640
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,680
Look at this fucking shit. 
This programme not gonna lost. 

641
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,720
He dies. 
She's bulk on him. 

642
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:19,560
That's his bra. 
Well, then these two dirty 

643
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,840
bastard. 
They're bulk on HR, all right. 

644
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,160
Just fucking a guy. 
Your dad plays five to side 

645
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,520
with. 
Here we are on set. 

646
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,520
They're shooting here. 
Don't tell me to shoot. 

647
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:35,200
Fuck you up. 
I think this is going to be a 

648
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,760
head to a game of thought. 
It's all fucking Skyfy. 

649
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,480
This is a Skyface tour, dude. 
She's a queen. 

650
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,200
She's bucked on her bra. 
There's a fucking dragon your 

651
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:52,160
mom nerves called Jon Snow that 
it's not going to last. 

652
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,400
But there is a lot of teddies. 
I've seen a lot of teddies on 

653
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,880
set. 
So you never know. 

654
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,480
You never know. 
Yeah. 

655
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:06,120
Extras I was an extra on, I was 
an extra on an Irish speaking, 

656
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,840
an Irish language soap on BBC 
called Shakt. 

657
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,400
And it was just me. 
And like a lot of guys I went to

658
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,960
tech with just got asked to do 
it. 

659
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,800
And let's just say I'm not built
to be an extra because you're 

660
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,280
supposed to blend into the 
background. 

661
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:25,160
I was walking past camera every 
shot like always, just like, you

662
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,520
know, someone talking to me just
off camera. 

663
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,280
Like, I'm not like I'm not good 
at just blending into the 

664
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,720
background. 
Yeah. 

665
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,320
Did you see anything that was a 
spoiler? 

666
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,680
So like, what did you say? 
Basically Because it's been all 

667
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,520
night. 
So your man, Pilkington, driving

668
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,040
the car off into the ravine, 
into the yeah, it was like a 

669
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,880
reservoir, right? 
And I saw the woman, Scottish 

670
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,920
woman, getting locked up. 
How do they stop people that are

671
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,400
just in the area? 
You know what I mean? 

672
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,960
Like because didn't they fill 
them that thing, Carrick. 

673
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,560
Yeah, it was like reservoirs up 
in Carrick. 

674
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,800
There's probably some fella. 
Yeah, that was. 

675
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,160
Closed on snorting A prick stick
in the woods. 

676
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,400
So how do they stop? 
Yeah, no, there were. 

677
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,400
There were just people like it's
public, public area. 

678
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,680
So there were people just 
walking by, but not many like it

679
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,560
was the middle of the night. 
Folks, here we are. 

680
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,360
The deadline and Judy here. 
It's him. 

681
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,520
He dies. 
This is Barney the extra. 

682
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,840
See you later. 
Yeah, I couldn't home Abyss, 

683
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:32,680
although I know some like some 
people are brilliant at like 

684
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,480
hiding and not saying anything. 
And then some people will tell 

685
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,440
you. 
And we have a friend who worked 

686
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,920
on it who was on a very, very 
big show for a very long time. 

687
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,680
And he would have told me more 
if I had to let him. 

688
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,680
But I was always like, please 
don't tell me Becau he said 

689
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,000
you're not going to say to 
anyone you're in the industry. 

690
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,960
I was like, hey, I'm not really 
in the industry. 

691
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,600
And also, I will tell everybody 
I know, but he would have told 

692
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,320
me stuff I just couldn't. 
I couldn't walk around with 

693
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,280
that. 
If I have a plan. 

694
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:05,920
No, I can't. 
Yeah. 

695
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:10,240
Look, I can't say too much, but 
let's just say when we're 

696
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,360
leaving this studio, hold that 
door. 

697
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,480
I think we talked about it 
actually on the episode with 

698
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,920
him. 
There's Christian Aaron who 

699
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,000
played or, or Game of Thrones. 
We would meet for regular 

700
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,440
lunches. 
And I hope we can again in Union

701
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,680
Street in Belfast. 
And he would go, do you want to 

702
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,600
hear something? 
And I would say please don't 

703
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,880
because I will just phone the 
National Enquirer, but I can't. 

704
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,360
Like if I've organised a 
surprise for someone, I'll tell 

705
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,240
them what it is before it gets 
to the time for the surprise, 

706
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,480
just because I want to see the 
reaction to it. 

707
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,480
But yeah, I was an extra on an 
Irish language thing called 

708
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:51,560
Shocked and I was just so bad at
being in the background because 

709
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,440
they say have a conversation but
don't speak out loud. 

710
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,000
You know, look like you're say 
you're in a back or you're in a 

711
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,720
bar, you know, and there's like 
there's always like 6 tables of 

712
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:05,560
two people, but you're talking 
but you're not making any noise.

713
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,200
You're like, and if I was doing 
that, I would like to have like 

714
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,000
a laugh with it, you know, I'd 
be saying like horrific, you 

715
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,720
know, I'd be like, so have you 
read mine confident? 

716
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,440
What do you think? 
You know, do you think, do you 

717
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,480
think he was a fucking bad guy? 
You know, I would do that to a 

718
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,520
stranger just to fucking fuck 
with them and put them off. 

719
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,320
But you get people that do 
actual work that are so good at 

720
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,600
it that they don't care. 
They can just sit and go. 

721
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,280
And I can't hack up. 
I'm like, stop being weird. 

722
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,600
And they're going and they're 
going, yeah. 

723
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,720
So I don't know. 
What do they do with this 

724
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,240
circumcised penis? 
Like, what do they do with the 

725
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,600
top? 
Like do you think I'll get to 

726
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,760
keep it or what do you think 
they do? 

727
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,200
Do you think they burn them or 
do you think they just put them 

728
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,760
on the end of a long string? 
Do you think they put them? 

729
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,000
Do you think the doctor puts 
them on a long string and then 

730
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,840
he can just flick through them 
like a filing cabinet? 

731
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,560
Or how do you think that works? 
Shocked. 

732
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,920
I've been an extra on a couple 
of things. 

733
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,760
I was. 
An extra on the development 

734
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,320
piece it's called with Aidan 
Gillan. 

735
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,000
I was that person in the 
background. 

736
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,600
I had a file. 
It was just standing like 

737
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,680
corridor having to do that fake 
chat like on Three takes. 

738
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,120
Why were you film? 
Were you shooting on it? 

739
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,360
And then they said jump in. 
No, I just applied to be an 

740
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,840
extra just to get on set at the 
time. 

741
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,520
Did you? 
And then you try and like get 

742
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,240
into the camera department. 
You just want to see a lot of 

743
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,400
people. 
That were working on it as well 

744
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,680
so to have a chat with them like
but I was just in for the crack.

745
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,800
Yeah, I probably couldn't be an 
extra anymore. 

746
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:38,600
My profile you generally 
couldn't because like, not that 

747
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,000
not that many people would know 
you, but the one or two that did

748
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,880
it would spoil it if you're 
watching Line of Duty, like why 

749
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,200
is my Goldrick? 
Why does my Goldrick do Typing 

750
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,320
in the in the courtroom, you 
know, just me. 

751
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,680
They're looking at the camera 
the whole time. 

752
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,120
You do yourself getting in my 
Goldrick stuff. 

753
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,120
I love it. 
Yeah, but it wasn't meant to be.

754
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,360
It wasn't meant to be me being 
Line of duty. 

755
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,480
But let's just say keep your 
eyes peeled on the next series. 

756
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,520
You might recognise someone who 
might be, might or might not be 

757
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:13,360
age not you know, if I was so 
many people will be annoyed. 

758
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,600
Look going to do a couple of 
things here now. 

759
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:23,120
But I just want to say we got a 
really nice e-mail from through 

760
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,200
patron or just through e-mail? 
Through e-mail. 

761
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,400
Just through e-mail from a young
man called Tim. 

762
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,040
And Tim, that's a really nice 
message you sent. 

763
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,840
Feeling the love. 
I'm giving it back. 

764
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:41,360
There's an environment of love 
and the Patreon's taking off 

765
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,960
loads of new Patreons, which we 
love. 

766
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,520
If you don't know what Patreon 
is, it's just a way to get more 

767
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,040
stuff from the podcast. 
So we do this on a Wednesday and

768
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:55,000
then on a Monday and Friday we 
do bonus episodes. 

769
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,440
So we do a full length on a 
Monday video version as well. 

770
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,680
And then on Friday we do a live 
stream episode. 

771
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,280
You can ask questions, you can 
do all that, but then you can 

772
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,920
watch it back at any time from 
the same link. 

773
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,200
And Dan is poised to say that 
because I said I'll probably not

774
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,800
remember that. 
So you said so he's not got to 

775
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,920
say it because I've remembered. 
So the live episodes are always 

776
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,000
grateful. 
And this week coming on, we've 

777
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:27,160
got Cormac Macdermade and 
another and another TBC to be 

778
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,560
confirmed guest. 
But those are great fun. 

779
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,600
The live episodes there are a 
lot of fun. 

780
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,600
There are about 45 minutes an 
hour and they're silly, really 

781
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,240
silly. 
With William and Jordan on last 

782
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,600
week, one of the best. 
It was one of the best. 

783
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,520
Really, really fun. 
Just three guys with, you know, 

784
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,760
severe health problems just 
having a laugh, you know, 

785
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,960
because what else are we going 
to do? 

786
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,560
You know, we're having a laugh. 
A bit like the guys with over 

787
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,320
the vaccines. 
Who knows how long we're going 

788
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,280
to be around for. 
So we have to just laughter is 

789
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,680
the best medicine. 
But unfortunately it isn't. 

790
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,080
As the three of us, me, William 
and Jordan know only too well, 

791
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,000
medicine is the best person and 
we need more of it. 

792
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,400
Is it laughter the best 
medicine? 

793
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,720
No, it's not. 
The thing I get through a drip 

794
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,560
every month is a better medicine
than having a laugh. 

795
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,960
By the way, someone asked me in 
a DM, do you really have Crohn's

796
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,640
or do you is it for the banter? 
I I should be sent down for war 

797
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,320
crimes if I was just pretending 
to have a horrendous disease. 

798
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,040
But yeah, I don't know. 
No, of course I haven't. 

799
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,480
We were going to do, we might 
roll that on to next week. 

800
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,680
The Turkish kebab thing we did 
next week because that is very 

801
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,760
funny. 
And that got sent to us through 

802
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,520
the Patreon. 
Oh yeah, the Patreon. 

803
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,960
Is this right? 
And I know this has been a weird

804
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,920
rambly episode, but my back was 
too warm and then my back was 

805
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,800
sore and then I got too warm and
I thought I was going to pass 

806
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,520
out. 
And, you know, Dan's had a real 

807
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,560
cheap vaccine. 
So we're going to have to 

808
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,280
replace the producer from next 
week. 

809
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,320
And look, but don't be listening
and going. 

810
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,720
I've had the Oxford one, mate. 
And all you're trying to say, 

811
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:18,600
look, all I will say is think 
about your legacy, think about 

812
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,600
what you want to leave by. 
And I'm only joking. 

813
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,440
I'm only joking. 
But seriously, take care of 

814
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:29,360
yourself and just write a list 
of 10 things you want to do and 

815
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,840
do them this week. 
I'm joking, right? 

816
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,560
So I've got to do questions. 
But the Patreon is 

817
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,040
patreon.com/tea with me podcast.
There's loads of new people over

818
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,800
there. 
It's a bit of a community and 

819
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,120
it's a good time to be alive on 
the patreonpatreon.com/teeth 

820
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,760
With Me podcast. 
I've got questions, so let's 

821
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,240
rifle through some of them on 
now. 

822
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,720
I've got a voice message from 
William Thompson. 

823
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,360
Right mate, I'm heading my way 
up to the office now. 

824
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,240
Does anyone need anything 
brought in? 

825
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,440
Any coffee or anything? 
Right. 

826
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,760
William's coming to fill him a 
sketch downstairs. 

827
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,280
Name one thing that's a bit 
weird that we could get him to 

828
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,800
bring, right? 
And we've got to see if he'll do

829
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,040
it. 
This is not obviously set up 

830
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,080
beforehand. 
What's something like, I don't 

831
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,360
want to really go out of his 
way, but what's something like a

832
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,840
Brillo pod or Sellotape cling 
film film? 

833
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,760
Hi mate, happy days. 
We're just wrapping up the 

834
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,560
podcast here. 
Is there any way you could grab 

835
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,080
us cling film? 
Like kind of we're having a bit 

836
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:34,840
of an emergency. 
You know what, I back him to 

837
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,000
come through. 
He's a solid guy. 

838
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,240
I back him to come through and 
then what are we going to do 

839
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,720
with the cling film while he's 
online here? 

840
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,520
Do you? 
Well, then you can have it. 

841
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,160
OK, we've got questions. 
Matthew Merlin, who is a long 

842
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,200
time patron. 
He says I've rearranged my 

843
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,720
parole officer visit to allow me
to see the Friday zoom. 

844
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,440
But if you could issue 1 pardon 
to any prisoner in the world, 

845
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,320
who would it be? 
Yeah. 

846
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,280
I mean, the obvious thing would 
be to someone that's like, you 

847
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:11,960
know, in prison in Malaysia or 
my Myanmar. 

848
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,120
Is that the country? 
So what it's called? 

849
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,520
Yeah. 
You know, like someone who's 

850
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,440
just, like, an activist and 
they're just there for their 

851
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,680
beliefs. 
That would be the right thing to

852
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,720
do. 
But I would probably like, I 

853
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:29,560
would release a prisoner who had
done something like a wee bit 

854
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,560
funny, you know, I mean, like 
one of those things like, 

855
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:40,320
remember Ronnie Biggs, the train
robber, You know, Train Robbery.

856
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,320
Not funny if anyone gets hurt 
doing it. 

857
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,680
But. 
I think they might have killed a

858
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,000
couple of people, but. 
But funny thing to say, my 

859
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,200
grand, there was a train, you 
know, I would, I would somebody 

860
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,960
like somebody that had done a 
heist. 

861
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,560
Hold on. 
When the Yeah. 

862
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,680
Yeah, she'd be able to grab 
that. 

863
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:04,720
I'll be up in 5 to 10 minutes. 
So we have no one. 

864
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:11,240
Cheers mate. 
If there's no cling film, you 

865
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,960
know, like kitchen foil like 
tinfoil would be. 

866
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,160
Would be brilliant mate. 
It's Mikey's. 

867
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:25,800
He just needs it. 
Expresses a bit of a stroke. 

868
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,360
Also, by the time he comes, the 
podcast will be finished. 

869
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,320
So no, no, I'm not telling. 
Anyway, yeah, I probably 

870
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,600
released someone that had done a
very ambitious crime, but no one

871
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,480
had got hurt. 
Someone who, you know, some 60 

872
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,840
year old fucking lollipop man 
who tried to steal a diamond, 

873
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,960
you know, from a museum, 
something like that. 

874
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,240
Those old boys who tried to 
break into the London Bank, what

875
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,240
was that 100% a couple of years 
back? 

876
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:56,840
Yeah, and people go, you know, 
pensioner, once you retire and 

877
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,840
all, you know, you just settle 
down and you shouldn't be 

878
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,480
working and all there's about 12
pensioners just robbed diamonds.

879
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,480
Covent Garden was it? 
Yeah, I think so. 

880
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,600
There's a film made about that 
and Larry Lam's in it and I 

881
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,000
think it would be worth a watch.
Hat and garden. 

882
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,640
Hat and Garden. 
That's right. 

883
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,320
I think that'd be worth a watch 
because I think it'd be a 

884
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,480
terrible film. 
But yeah, I saw a documentary 

885
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,320
about how they got into the 
vault and stuff. 

886
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,520
Unreal. 
I think it's great for all the 

887
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,880
people that have like goals in 
life, so why not? 

888
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,320
Exactly, like what else would 
they be doing playing balls? 

889
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,400
Jerry, do you fancy a game of 
balls on Saturday? 

890
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:34,640
I can't meet me and a load of 
boys are cutting our way through

891
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,600
20 foot safes to steal diamonds.
OK, fair. 

892
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,800
You shouldn't go to gaol for 
that. 

893
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,160
Matthew Collins, Have you ever 
been to Paws for Tea and 

894
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,680
Dundrum? 
Should we facilitate your canine

895
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,360
following by hosting an episode 
there? 

896
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,080
Paul's for Tea is a Cafe. 
I think that you where you can 

897
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,480
bring your dog. 
Have I ever been there? 

898
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,440
No, because I do not have a dog.
It'd be weird. 

899
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,600
It's like you're like encouraged
to bring your dog. 

900
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,520
So I think it'd be weird to go 
there without a dog, if that 

901
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,920
makes sense. 
I only think it would make sense

902
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,600
to go there with a dog, even 
though that's not a rule that 

903
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,360
you have to bring a dog. 
But I think if I could choose to

904
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,800
be in a cafe with or without 
dogs, I'd be in a cafe without 

905
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,360
dogs. 
As much as I don't mind dogs, 

906
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,800
does that make sense? 
Like, I don't think they 

907
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,800
shouldn't be there, but you give
me the option, I'll say no dogs.

908
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,120
Is it weird to turn up to a dog 
calf without a dog? 

909
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,120
Then yeah. 
It's like going to kids school 

910
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,680
sports day and they go oh what 
race is your child run? 

911
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,360
Then you're none of them. 
I'm not sure it's quite as weird

912
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:39,840
as that. 
It is as weird as that. 

913
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,520
It is where you've got the video
camera. 

914
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,680
Hey, where's your son or 
daughter? 

915
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:50,480
At home? 
Where's your son or daughter 

916
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,800
working? 
They're 37. 

917
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,280
No move. 
I want to get a shot here. 

918
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,600
Should we facilitate my canine 
following by hosting an episode 

919
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,640
there? 
No as well. 

920
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,840
That's going to be a night down.
And Michael hit that for sound 

921
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,640
and stuff. 
You know, you have dogs running 

922
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,200
a boat and that sort of thing. 
You're not, you're not a dog guy

923
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,760
or your mama's like dogs. 
Danny, a dog guy. 

924
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,200
Some of them are OK. 
What do you like? 

925
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,400
I can see this guy likes big 
dogs. 

926
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,920
You'd be even like wee dogs. 
No, I don't mind small dogs, I 

927
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,560
just don't like ones that bark 
all the time. 

928
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,520
Have you have did you have 
family dogs? 

929
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,240
My parents have one now, but 
they didn't when I was growing 

930
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,000
up. 
We didn't have any. 

931
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,040
Did they sort of get rid of you 
and then bring the dog in? 

932
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,880
Yeah, they couldn't have both of
us in the house at the same 

933
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,080
time. 
Who do you think that? 

934
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:41,000
Yeah, pissing over everything, 
eating out of only metal ball on

935
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,520
the floor? 
Hump Another dog? 

936
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,160
No, sorry, that's so bad. 
But what's a dog called now? 

937
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,320
And do your parents love it 
more? 

938
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,400
She's called Luna. 
Luna Yeah, Who do your parents 

939
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,080
love more? 
Definitely the dog. 

940
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,440
Luna, Mike, you do have a dog 
growing up. 

941
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,760
No, same thing happened with me 
though I moved out, my mom got a

942
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:06,000
dog and that's not her child. 
Yeah. 

943
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,880
What's your mom's dog called? 
Macy Lacy. 

944
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,560
Macy. 
Macy Lacy. 

945
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,960
I kiss. 
We'll call Lacy whenever I was 

946
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,400
about 13. 
Kiss the dog. 

947
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,640
Nope. 
Nope. 

948
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,360
No. 
William Palmer. 

949
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,120
It was in an abandoned 
warehouse. 

950
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,720
True story. 
An abandoned bathroom. 

951
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,880
Showroom in east Belfast. 
Romantic. 

952
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:36,000
Berry candles lit. 
It was beautiful, William Palmer

953
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,640
says. 
What's the one cheeky comment on

954
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,760
a video or post that's hurt you 
the most? 

955
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,120
They all hurt. 
They all make genuinely. 

956
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,240
I will break down into tears at 
all of them. 

957
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,280
What's one that hurt? 
Probably at the start when I 

958
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,600
started putting videos out. 
You don't understand why people 

959
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,480
would leave a negative comment. 
You know, it's a bit like the 

960
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,920
end the line of duty. 
You're like, why didn't it end? 

961
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,040
It should all. 
It should all end the nice way. 

962
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,600
Someone just get stabbed. 
Someone just go out really loud.

963
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,360
Yeah, yeah. 
Look, basically, I don't know. 

964
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,040
Oh, yeah. 
You kept the word. 

965
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,080
Listen to fairy tale. 
If you put funny stuff, I've 

966
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,400
said it before, I said again, if
you put stuff out that you're 

967
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,280
like, I think this is funny. 
Here's comedy content. 

968
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,880
Of course some people will not 
find it funny, but I do think it

969
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,280
is weird if they leave a comment
that isn't funny in itself. 

970
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,720
And like, so I had a guy, right?
And by the way, the thing I get,

971
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,960
I don't get too much hate at 
all, but the thing that I get 

972
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,640
most on is when I put up look 
alike pictures of myself. 

973
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,680
Like for some reason people like
will write under the comment 

974
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,200
like that they oh, right, OK, so
I put one up and it was a 

975
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,840
football hooligan at Old 
Trafford and the guy looks like 

976
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,280
me. 
And to be fair, he's got a riot 

977
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,600
and he's got a bottle of rose. 
So kindred spirits. 

978
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,880
And I put that up. 
I said it's hard to argue that 

979
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,600
it isn't me. 
I support Man United and would 

980
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,600
absolutely bring a bottle of 
rose to a riot. 

981
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,840
Now there's nothing in there 
that I've put that is me. 

982
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,720
Sort of like trying to be very 
funny, you know what I mean? 

983
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,280
And someone wrote ha ha ha, 
outstanding. 

984
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:28,560
And then this guy under it 
writes, by the way, they always 

985
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,480
like very much support one of 
two football teams. 

986
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,080
These guys. 
He wrote, No, it's not that's 

987
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:40,360
fucking shit actually. 
But like it's not shit of me to 

988
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,800
put up a picture of somebody who
looks like me and just that's 

989
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,960
it. 
I mean, it is shit when I frame 

990
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:50,600
it like that, but I just find it
so weird because this, Oh no, 

991
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,720
I've seen a photo of this guy. 
I'm going to send it to Don and 

992
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,920
Mike. 
We're obviously not going to put

993
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,520
it up, but just bear in mind 
that sometimes when I go and 

994
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,960
look at pictures of these 
people, I get ready to like clap

995
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,720
back and then I go, I know, but 
look at this person. 

996
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,440
So look at this guy, know what I
mean? 

997
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:10,440
OK. 
Yeah. 

998
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,600
So when you look at these 
people, then you go, OK, there's

999
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:20,360
more going on there. 
There's issues here, but I kind 

1000
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,280
of like I used to not not I 
probably never took a thick 

1001
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,320
because I've always done stand 
up and like started doing stand 

1002
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,120
up when I was 18. 
So when you have like a live 

1003
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,000
experience of a Heckler, it's 
obviously a million times worse 

1004
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,960
than a written comment on social
media. 

1005
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:38,680
So it's never affected me. 
But what I have started doing 

1006
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,560
more than I'm like a bit older 
and a dad is just blocking 

1007
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:46,760
people because I just don't need
it, you know, I just like 

1008
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,880
there's a, there's people who 
clearly like want you see the 

1009
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,960
same people sometimes always 
commenting and you know that 

1010
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,760
they just want the reaction so 
they can send it to their 

1011
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,160
WhatsApp group or anything. 
Like there was a guy, Oh my God,

1012
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,280
he's like 60. 
They're all like really old as 

1013
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,160
well. 
They're like grandfathers. 

1014
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:09,680
And there's like a guy and I put
something back to him and it was

1015
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,120
so good. 
The reply, the reply got more 

1016
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,400
likes than the thing I'd 
originally put up. 

1017
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,320
And then the next time I put 
something up, he tried to be 

1018
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,520
funny again and I just blocked 
him because I was like, you've 

1019
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,520
tried it, I've mugged you off 
and you can't just keep doing 

1020
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,360
it. 
But it's always like it's always

1021
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:30,920
grandfathers. 
But the one that I found was 

1022
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:38,840
just a guy who wrote not funny, 
NTNT funny, not funny. 

1023
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,160
He didn't he was so annoying. 
He didn't have time for the OI 

1024
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,280
find stuff like that very, very 
weird. 

1025
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,920
It's just like that. 
Like imagine these guys are like

1026
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,040
55 and imagine that's like your 
granda. 

1027
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,520
Do you call around to the house?
Where's granda? 

1028
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:58,080
He'll be down to seconds. 
He's upstairs replying to a 

1029
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,520
video that a guy's put up saying
not funny. 

1030
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,320
I just I find it very, very 
weird. 

1031
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,680
Paul's taxis wrath for island, 
which is his real name says will

1032
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,520
Ulster always say no? 
There's probably more to that 

1033
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,000
that I don't have the time or 
the knowledge to get into. 

1034
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,760
The Burpees and Banter podcast 
says. 

1035
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:21,720
What's the maddest thing you've 
seen in beer gardens this 

1036
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,120
weekend? 
I have not been in beer gardens 

1037
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,200
this weekend. 
I will not be in beer gardens 

1038
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,040
next weekend or maybe ever 
again. 

1039
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:34,320
I've retired from socialising. 
I will go to a beer garden. 

1040
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,640
If you could guarantee me a lot 
of stuff, there'll be so many 

1041
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,920
caveats. 
Will I have a seat? 

1042
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,600
Will it be dry? 
Will the music be like decent 

1043
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,680
but like not too loud? 
Will this even be comfortable? 

1044
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,960
Will they have this specific 
ciders that I like? 

1045
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,240
And by the time we've answered 
all those questions, it's not 

1046
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,160
worth it. 
So I don't really go out, but I 

1047
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,640
do like watching videos, viral 
videos of like mad things that 

1048
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,800
happened in beer gardens, but 
I'm watching from my own sofa 

1049
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:07,200
with a water bottle on my back. 
Pierce Toner says would you love

1050
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,360
to get your would love to get 
your views on which version of 

1051
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,680
Uptown Girl is better, Billy 
Joel or Westlife? 

1052
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,040
Cheers man, love the podcast. 
Love that question. 

1053
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:23,440
I think the Westlife version is 
better because I hadn't heard 

1054
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,800
the Billy Joel version until I 
heard the Westlife version. 

1055
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,600
Usually if I'm aware of the 
cover first, I'll always think 

1056
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,000
the cover is better. 
But then you hear the new 

1057
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
version and go that's class. 
And when you hear the cover it 

1058
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,840
just sounds old. 
So I think the probably West 

1059
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,920
Side's better, but I don't hate 
the Billy Joel version. 

1060
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,960
Josh sends me a video and says I
don't know if you've seen this 

1061
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,200
one Second Matthew, Cafe Fish or
Bujum. 

1062
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,920
I find my Friday Take Our Choice
the toughest decision of the 

1063
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,800
week. 
Cafe Fish is just so greasy and 

1064
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,040
good, but Bujum can't really hit
the spot. 

1065
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,520
Any input welcome. 
Cafe Fish is really good. 

1066
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,840
I've only been there like once 
or twice. 

1067
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,840
You've been. 
They've got to sit in on one 

1068
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,640
side of the road, Lisburn Rd 
take away on the other. 

1069
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,240
I think Mike, you've been really
good. 

1070
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,680
Like fish shoppers or class or 
bujumbus good too. 

1071
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:20,480
I don't know. 
I'll go. 

1072
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,080
It depends what mood. 
I mean, if it's a Friday night 

1073
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,320
Cafe, fish lunch, pujum. 
Pujum's a lunch thing for me. 

1074
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,360
Josh sends a video. 
Oh God, what is it? 

1075
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,200
I don't know. 
Oh, it's Nolan being sick. 

1076
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:42,600
Yeah, yeah. 
It was an old clip from Nolan 

1077
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,000
Live when Nolan is like cleaning
out. 

1078
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,400
Will not spend too long on this 
because I can't watch it because

1079
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,120
he's sick. 
Nolan's clearing out cow shit. 

1080
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,840
And he, he, he. 
I can't watch it, but he books 

1081
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,600
you see? 
You've ever heard of it? 

1082
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,960
No, never seen it. 
It's. 

1083
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,320
Like people use it in clips all 
the time, but yeah, he was 

1084
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,320
clearing out car shit and he's 
like, oh, do I like it? 

1085
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,280
And then eventually does he 
Nolan Boke? 

1086
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,760
But yeah, what's my opinion on? 
I think that's fantastic and I 

1087
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,560
enjoy it, but I can't watch 
people be sick or I myself feel 

1088
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:21,240
sick. 
Folks, we got the Friday bonus, 

1089
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,640
Friday live episode, live stream
episode with Cormac AKA 

1090
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,160
Notorious Barrack Boys. 
We'll have another guest on, or 

1091
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,920
maybe it'll just be Cormac. 
You can ask questions, you can 

1092
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,240
do all that. 
Head over to patreon.com/tea 

1093
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,840
with Me podcast. 
I'm going to fix my back and 

1094
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,080
come back with so much more 
energy next week. 

1095
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:40,840
Oh my God, so much less of a 
foreskin, but more energy. 

1096
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,160
You know what I lose in foreskin
I will make up for in 

1097
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,960
personality. 
Send prayers. 

1098
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,280
One heart is 1 prayer. 
Thanks very much. 

1099
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,640
Any other business I need to 
mention. 

1100
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,480
OK, we're out of here. 
See you next week.