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Super welcome to this episode of
the Tea with Me podcast with me,

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She and Todd. 
Before we get into this episode,

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I've got a few things to tell 
you about Tea with me live at 

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the Waterfront Hall, 29th and 
30th of this month. 

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Tickets at the. 
This weekend. 

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This, it's this week, it's this 
weekend. 

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Tickets may be sold out by the 
time this goes out. 

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They were very close to it when 
we recorded this. 

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My guest Andrew Ryan, Mickey 
Bartlett, William Thompson and 

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Dave Elliott, but they'll be 
split so you'll see two on stage

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for the Pod 2 doing stand up 
before and that'll rotate. 

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None of that made sense, but 
just know there'll be great 

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comedians there and it'll be a 
great time down stars and rise 

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as well, which is on the. 
Yeah, it's on general sale now 

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on the 18th of December. 
And what's good about that is me

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and Andrew Ryan, we're going to 
be flying in from Oslo from my 

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one of my European Tour shows on
the day. 

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And that flight might have got 
delayed, but don't worry about 

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it. 
Three people bought tickets in 

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Oslo. 
Orders have cancelled the gig. 

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We're making it so I better win 
starting right? 

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And I have some shows in Europe 
and Middle Asian Talk. 

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comedy.com to check out those. 
Any other housekeeping done? 

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There will be Lazy Boys 
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the roast of Wiley T is 
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Still available. 
The Roast of Willy T is up there

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to see it and it's unedited 
glory and see the bits that we 

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couldn't put out as public 
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Pedro on the comsite TV podcast.
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Imagine if, if, if, if, if 
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I'm getting into this my get 
Look, it's a Cork special here 

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and a lot of people, Andrew Ryan
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he'll want to be part of it. 
He's not here today. 

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My guests are none other than 
returning favourite Chris Kent 

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and Cornelius Sullivan, who by 
the way Chris, this guy here 

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opened for me in the Cork Opera 
House last week. 

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Killed. 
I know, yeah. 

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What did I tell you? 
Murder pitcher. 

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He's great, isn't he? 
It was great. 

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Speaking of beardo and beer 
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But I'm interested in the the 
ball stuff that you were talking

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about there. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, does the carpet match 
the rug at the minute well? 

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Longer, I'd say the. 
Promises that you were making 

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are they like can I take him to 
the bank you know if I. 100%. 

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I'll take everything you've got,
yeah. 

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The whole lot, yeah, lads, I'm, 
I'm in love with Cork. 

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I Yeah. 
I'm in love with your city. 

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Was that? 
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Oh no, it wasn't because you 
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doing a club. 
Yeah, and I did the field. 

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I did 4/15. 
Of course, because I met you and

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we did a yeah. 
I'm only in and out. 

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That's the thing, you got to 
properly walk around. 

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I show up on. 
The two days in a row. 

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I'm only seeing Cork under the 
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This is the first see when the 
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Yeah, it's brilliant. 
It's gorgeous. 

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Yeah. 
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Not sure look. 
Tell us more. 

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Well, when you're what I went 
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Spotify, just like Irish 
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Spotify, Yeah. 
And Bag of Tail came on. 

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Now it was somewhere in Dublin, 
so correlated in no way to Cork,

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very specifically a Dublin song 
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Was a good story. 
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being by the by the river. 
Now they're talking about the 

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leffy. 
But when I was running by the 

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river and I just imagined they 
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And then, look, I just, I just 
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The food, people. 
He took me to a Son of a Bum 

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burger place. 
Of a barn. 

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It was great. 
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Brilliant. 
Savage. 

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I just, I just feel like, I feel
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It feels like it's his own 
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feel like there's anywhere 
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Just it's like, it's like a 
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Yeah, you've got it right. 
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have their own city I. 
Know yeah, yeah, we're delighted

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with it. 
I love that. 

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Do people because their cities 
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don't love it, but the Cork 
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I'd say yeah, I didn't get that 
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I think that we're arrogant and 
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the more and more time I'm 
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that. 
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court Dublin rivalry until we 
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Yeah, and they had tea 
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You know, tea bags they had 
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Lions. 
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It's more Opera House, the 
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Lost his mind, yeah. 
He's like, don't you can't drink

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that shit as I was slapped them 
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of fire escape. 
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He was Dublin tea. 
Dublin tea, It's a fact. 

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Like like I don't understand 
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And then he just, I swear to 
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produced like Barrys 2. 
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behind the ear firm I. 
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I can't believe we have, we have
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I had no idea. 
Oh, it's a big thing. 

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So the Cork Dublin rivalry is 
massive, is it? 

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It is. 
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confident. 
Yeah, yeah, I guess it is. 

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Yeah, it is. 
Yeah, it is. 

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Well, like I think everyone's 
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kind of have theirs kind of an 
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Get everything they. 
Get everything and all the home 

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games in the GA. 
It's all in. 

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I mean, my tour, sure, there's 
already done, but the time this 

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goes out so they get everything 
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You'll be done. 
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Silver spoon. 
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I think I was away from Cork for
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So I have a weirdly new 
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have before I left, certainly so
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I think we, I love, I love from 
being from Cork. 

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I absolutely. 
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live anywhere else than from 
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know you've lived abroad. 
I've got first for a small way, 

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but I think, I don't know, it's 
just everything that you said. 

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It's just that there's a vibe 
there, like just a vibe. 

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And I think Cork people love 
being from Cork. 

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Where are you from? 
Cork or past Mallow class? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
That's not class to Mallow. 

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Mallow, that's because. 
The only person I. 

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Bad example. 
Like day-to-day, the only person

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I know regular, like I see Chris
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in the pool, but you know, 
socially the only person I know 

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from Cork is Andrew, of course. 
But when you meet other people 

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from Cork, you go. 
It is. 

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It is. 
It's actually a great place. 

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Yeah. 
When you meet other Cork people,

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you go ragged. 
OK, I get it, But nausea, 

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Andrew. 
So proud of being that. 

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There's a good pricing there 
like people love. 

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But why is Cork? 
Why is Cork the Rebel county? 

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I never asked that one who was 
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Well, it goes like, it goes back
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really. 
You know, we're just and you 

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know, I mean stubbornness, 
stubbornness and. 

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I mean, you saw how you reacted 
to tea bags. 

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Can you imagine? 
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Yeah, we reacted to because. 
When Edger Theo volunteer on the

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Marquis, yeah, someone obviously
told him, say he's like the real

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capital of Ireland. 
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They're going mad for that word.
We could have started a battle 

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that night like they would have 
marched on Dublin. 

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They were that fired up as soon 
as he said that. 

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Yeah, the real Republic, I think
that's, it's kind of a nice ring

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to it as well. 
You have to, you know, you have 

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to admit. 
Where did you live abroad? 

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London. 
Very tropical. 

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Yeah, find yourself lived in 
London for a bit. 

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Yeah, Yeah, lived in London to 
East London. 

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You worked in bars and I'd 
started, that's where I started 

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doing comedy in London. 
And yeah, I suppose East London 

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is nice. 
In London isn't great like so 

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any anywhere after East London 
is going to be tropical, really.

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Yeah, You know, so, but like, I 
just think in general, anyone 

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that I know that that goes away 
from Cork, even if they go to 

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Australia or they go to their 
pine immediately for Cork, the 

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minute they land down somewhere 
else, they're like Tommy Tiernan

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has a bit where it's Grant, but 
it's not Clark. 

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Yeah, John landing on the moon. 
It's Grant, but it's not Clark. 

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And like you tour, Chris, and 
you guys say like your tour is 

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gigantic. 
Yeah. 

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The amount of dates and the 
times and the villages and the 

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cities that you play where are 
cracking spots in Ireland that 

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like we wouldn't know about 
where you just go like you need 

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to see this place. 
But not not like, you know, 

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everybody would say, oh, you got
to do like the ring of carry or 

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yeah, colonies where where where
hidden gems. 

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You go on tour that you're like,
you need to go do this West. 

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Cork Have you been to West Cork?
It's lovely. 

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He's not wrong. 
He's not wrong. 

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It's so nice. 
The barrage is pretty good, 

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yeah. 
Bad trees, good. 

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E cork is good as well. 
Yeah. 

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And I'm from Norcork. 
I'm not going to diss Norcork. 

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Yeah. 
City. 

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Where did we go? 
That was particularly nice that.

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You know, all I love is is 
clears and Kilkenny. 

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Kilkenny is a good Kilkenny. 
Kenny's in the good city. 

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Great place. 
It's a lovely size, and Galway 

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too, but you'll probably get 
been to God. 

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These are not really hidden 
gems, are they? 

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But yeah. 
Buckle Kenny's way, maybe go. 

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Why am I not playing more 
regional places in Ireland? 

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Yeah. 
Like here's here's a great place

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with great venues and I want to 
do more. 

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You ever done a show on Ackle 
High School holiday? 

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I have been up there but I never
done a shorter. 

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I'd love to do a shorter. 
Didn't you do a show in the 

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Ireland disaster? 
I did a show in Yeah, it wasn't.

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It wasn't. 
Which one was it, though? 

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I don't know. 
Umm, fuck. 

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I did. 
Yeah. 

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I can't remember a name. 
You did a. 

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Tour show there. 
Yeah, no, no, I did. 

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I did a show, I just did a gig 
like a spot at a festival and it

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was absolutely brilliant. 
The lawlessness in this place, 

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in each Baffin, in each Baffin. 
Get the thing over. 

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I mean, now, do you know, do you
ever see, do you ever see 

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someone? 
Eh, it's rare these as you see a

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child in the car with no car 
seat, with no child's car seat 

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in the car. 
I saw a child still in its buggy

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rolling around in the back of a 
van. 

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The van was just driving up the 
road and I was like this is the 

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best place ever. 
All the licence plates falling 

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off the cars. 
Yeah, there's no NCT's. 

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Yes. 
So what's happened when it's 

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when an inspector comes over? 
I was asking someone about it. 

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There's a big field and they 
just put all the cars in there 

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and then the inspector, anything
that's NCD or taxed is left kind

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of out next to the Paul bar out 
in the road. 

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And so they know when they're 
coming over on the boat. 

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Like there's no that's. 
Similar to raffle an island, 

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when I said to the bar, you 
know, there have been room, you 

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know, I said hypothetically if 
you guys were keeping this place

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open, yeah, past opening or this
was like 12 years ago, you know,

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I said hypothetically, if 
hypothetically if right now it 

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was 423 in the morning, yeah, I 
go what would happen if like 

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please find out about this is 
like they have to ring us to 

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bring them over to the island. 
They have to go and pick up the 

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place. 
Yes, on a boat and bring them 

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over to see if they're still 
open. 

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It's just. 
So like system, it's perfect to 

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go and go and bring you to 
investigate. 

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Me, but I'd be in the like Tory 
Island. 

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I'm in any of these cases. 
That was my first time going 

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there now and I've really 
enjoyed it. 

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Beauty like beautiful place. 
Was the venue nice? 

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The gig was kind of like it 
started about two hours late. 

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It was one of those or This is 
Island, This is Island time and 

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we're all a bit wild. 
Yeah, and I kind of love this. 

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There was no kind of coverage 
there. 

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It was just lovely. 
Yeah, but I'd say I was there 24

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hours, me and Eve. 
I had the family there as well. 

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We did, we did the gig. 
We had a couple of points. 

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Again, it's umm, when we got 
there, we were like, this is 

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brilliant. 
Isn't this beautiful? 

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However, the next morning I was 
like I cannot wait to get off 

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the site. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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You can see how it drives people
crazy as well, because there's 

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nothing here. 
I think we're too used to 

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growing up in a city. 
Grow up. 

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I have so many places near me 
where I go for a lovely coffee 

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or a walk or. 
If you want Oreos. 

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Are you? 
You know what I mean? 

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Or get Oreos. 
What do they do if they take? 

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They get them delivered from 
Super Valley once a month or 

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something. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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If they take a Craven for 
Butterscotch, and I know it's 

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not that, not the 1910s, but if 
you did, you haven't created for

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butterscotch. 
You can't do anything about it. 

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Yeah, unless you wrap other 
door. 

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You know I'll trade you a bar. 
Probably a bar tree kind of 

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system going over there, yeah. 
I'm looking for butterscotch 

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what you take and it's stayed 
kind of like. 

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There was a there was a chippy 
on raffling just opened like a 

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chip fan and I was like, that's 
genius because there's no 

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competition and luckily it was 
great. 

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And nice. 
She has no competition or a nice

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little coffee van or something 
like that on an island like 

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that. 
I didn't get more of that in. 

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Valencia Island one time, don't 
wait. 

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Kerry is, yeah. 
Oh, I thought you meant you 

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people. 
Place No No. 

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No. 
I've been to look, I have been 

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to Spain as well, like, you 
know, I have travelled as I've 

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already alluded to. 
London, Glasgow EP Around the 

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world, yeah. 
Valencia, you know. 

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Where's what's, what's where is 
Valencia? 

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It's down in Kerry, down in 
South Kerry. 

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It's I think it's the biggest 
island. 

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It takes so far how long to get 
to, doesn't it? 

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About 3 hours. 
From. 

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Car from Kerry, Yeah. 
From Kerry, from one party. 

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It's crazy. 
Three hours from Kerry. 

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Oh, it's mental. 
It's Kerry's huge like. 

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Yeah, and the roads are 
terrible, like and and also 

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Kerry people you. 
Drive to Yeah. 

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Ah, but you can drive. 
There's a bridge. 

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Like a peninsula kind of thing 
like you. 

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Get the ferry there, but you can
get the bridge from Port McGee 

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which is a villa land like on 
the land that the mainland 

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across to it as well. 
But again, it's lawless. 

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Like it is lawless, Yeah. 
You go across the ministry, 

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you're on the island, you just 
kind of go. 

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Yeah, because I said I was like,
is there a police on the island?

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They said no. 
And I said what happens if like 

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a tourist kicks off in the bar 
and starts like going crazy? 

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A guy goes, we take care of it. 
We take care. 

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Take care of it, Yeah, I love. 
That yeah and then we they rough

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land at the pub Olympics so they
do all these pub games to just. 

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Go do it right? 
Oh, that's cool. 

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I'd love to enter. 
The pub, there was a guy like 

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the strong man of the island and
he's the champion at this game. 

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We sit in the pub floor on your 
arson. 

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You have your feet pointing up 
and you hold on to your brush 

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shaft. 
Someone sits opposite you, your 

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feet, your soles, your shoes 
touching the soles, their shoes,

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and you're trying to pull 
yourself up. 

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What do you know what I mean? 
So it's lush. 

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It's a strength. 
And balance thing. 

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And this guy was like, I'd never
been defeated. 

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He was like, you're famous on 
the island or whatever. 

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And then Dave Elliott, Dave 
Elliott, 9 pence against my God,

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accepted the challenge. 
He's not a small guy like. 

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He's beat him and the guys are 
like. 

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With. 
Respect their specs, the guys. 

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Like you're from king of the 
island, king of the king of. 

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He's living there. 
He sits on a throne. 

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That's amazing. 
But he but you're right. 

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You go to these islands and you 
go. 

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I should live here like this is 
real living. 

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Yes. 
And then but then when you you 

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know, when you don't have grave 
4G to watch the Premier League. 

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I like you. 
Yeah. 

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No, it's not. 
You need to be the city. 

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Episode of the Penguin or 
whatever. 

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Hanging for an Oreo or whatever.
You know what I mean? 

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Like, yeah. 
And also you can see why they 

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make up all those pub games and 
all that. 

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Yeah, just bored out of their 
minds. 

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Yeah. 
Like in a normal pub, you just 

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beat people on their phones 
having a good time. 

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Let's go for a burger or 
something. 

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As anyone hungry. 
Go down or like. 

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Is a Penguin good? 
In the brush up, I love it. 

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God, I love it. 
Yeah, Colin Farrell. 

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Properly into it. 
He he got a lot of backlash 

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00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,520
because people were like, you 
shouldn't be playing fucker if 

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you're not fat. 
I'm being like, that's a real 

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thing. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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I don't know. 
But they're not. 

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A line at that, Yeah, yeah. 
Because then you've got to go up

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to actors and go, you're fat. 
We'd like you to be in this. 

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Yeah. 
We need a fast role. 

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I mean, if they offered me to. 
I actually agree for Colin 

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Farrell. 
Actually. 

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Taking all the fucking roles. 
I was born to play the Penguin, 

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you know, I'd go to where are 
they, Antarctica as that were 

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there. 
Yeah. 

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Actual Penguins. 
I'd get into character and live 

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with them for a couple of 
months, whatever it took. 

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You know? 
He's got enough movies at this 

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stage. 
You. 

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Turn very quickly there. 
Yeah, I know, but like, listen 

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00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,280
Bora, when it's been taken off 
you all your life. 

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Obviously when I'm in Cork, I'm 
thinking about young offenders. 

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I'm seeing places where I'm 
like, Oh yeah, that that was 

385
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where the shot, this, that was 
shot that. 

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Has anything else filmed there? 
Anything else big? 

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When the shakes, the barely. 
One of my favourite. 

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Films was this year with film 
Clarkson Cork. 

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Oh yeah, there was loads of 
people in it. 

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Yeah, all of my. 
Favourite. 

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Films. 
Yeah. 

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Norcork. 
I might have told this in the 

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pub before, but I was telling my
wife's grandparents who put that

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movie. 
I was like, we're talking about 

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like great Irish films and I 
said when the shakes already for

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me, one of the. 
Greatest ever. 

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It's a great movie. 
Phenomenal film. 

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They never heard of it. 
They were. 

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They were intrigued. 
They were like, we'd love to see

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that. 
I said say no more and I 

401
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secretly went at the time, went 
in Amazon Prime delivery, got 

402
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the DVD sent to their house. 
The next day they phoned my wife

403
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and when you're not going to 
believe this, she knew I'd 

404
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ordered when it was it was it 
was a Saint Patrick's Day by 

405
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chance the next day they went 
funny you, you know, she was 

406
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talking about that film. 
The Irish government must have 

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sent out DVD's of this to every 
house in Ireland for Saint 

408
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Patrick's Day. 
And she went, no, Shane sent it 

409
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,440
to you. 
But it was like Shane's working 

410
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:43,680
for the Irish government. 
It was like 15 hours after we 

411
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had the conversation. 
They were like, yeah, sure he 

412
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,960
did. 
What's more probable, he got 

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00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,240
that sent to this house in less 
than a day or the Irish 

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government mass sent out these 
DVDs. 

415
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So I still think they don't, 
they don't they don't credit me 

416
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with ordering they. 
Still don't believe they? 

417
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,440
Still don't believe that that 
was me. 

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That's like 1. 
Another car play. 

419
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He's brilliant in US. 
Yeah. 

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00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,040
It's an amazing movie, actually.
It's a great I'm watching a long

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time improvised a lot of that 
emotional they. 

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Would send people in the scenes 
that they didn't know what was 

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going to happen and that's the 
rest of the actors knew. 

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Yeah, but people didn't know. 
Yeah, it was really cool. 

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So realistic as well. 
Like it's so like, you know, 

426
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,600
modern movies, it's all CGI and 
yeah, obviously of the time 

427
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,040
they're not going to be using 
CGI, but it was just just to 

428
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,840
show the harsh brutality of it. 
Like, yes, yeah, it's great 

429
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,800
movie. 
We draw it on. 

430
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,560
Have you got someone send me a 
DVD there anyway? 

431
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,760
I have. 
It just came into the right on 

432
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,400
my door. 
I mean the Irish government, you

433
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,640
better have to send them to 
every house in England. 

434
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:44,240
Maybe that would be the way to 
do that would be like, we know 

435
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,960
you didn't get an education 
school, so just watch this and 

436
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,400
you're. 
You're so fired up. 

437
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,240
Yeah, you'll be caught up. 
Oh you are? 

438
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:58,400
Aren't You know what playlist 
changes dramatically from rap in

439
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,920
the Spotify? 
I think The Chieftains and Shiny

440
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,040
O'Connor. 
Oh yeah, it's the song Foggy 

441
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,400
Jew. 
Oh yes, in a great scene in 

442
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that. 
What a song. 

443
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,360
Yeah, that's a great. 
Beautiful. 

444
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,880
Umm. 
What a voice. 

445
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Wrecked by every boxer an MMA 
fighter from Ireland using Oh 

446
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they all, they've all used it. 
They need to dove again. 

447
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,840
They. 
Need to sit down and like, 

448
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,800
shotgun someone Shotgun, yes, 
You know, it's the same with 

449
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grace. 
I think Michael Conlon, our 

450
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first dibs on that. 
I think so too. 

451
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Yes. 
That's not sure about right. 

452
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Sure doing it. 
I don't care how well he does 

453
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,480
it, but yeah, I don't know, man.
You don't have the shoes first, 

454
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,720
you're. 
But I went to see Rod Stewart 

455
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,720
recently. 
And he you'd see Rod Stewart in.

456
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,360
Paris yeah, this guy is. 
A traveller. 

457
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,480
He's not a traveller. 
He travels around. 

458
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,440
Paris Mallow. 
Wherever Rod Stewart is, you'll 

459
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,000
be there. 
It doesn't matter where he. 

460
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,360
Is I'm there? 
So did you go to Paris to see 

461
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,640
Rod or you were in Paris and 
Roger happy? 

462
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:55,680
I went to see, I didn't go to My
wife loves Rod Stewart and I 

463
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,840
went along then for the piss 
take. 

464
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,600
He has a couple of bangers. 
To be fair, he's a. 

465
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,040
Couple of bangers. 
Brilliant. 

466
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,280
Of course he. 
Does but he had about 7 or 8 

467
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,760
different costume changes and 
what I didn't like about him and

468
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,880
he's sick afterwards now so I 
don't want to be talking I'll of

469
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,480
him but he kept giving out to 
the audience. 

470
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,760
He was like come on, shake it 
up, shake it up. 

471
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,200
They're all in their fucking 
80s. 

472
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,240
Yeah, they can't have. 
Them are shaking. 

473
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,600
They didn't take. 
Their my bills. 

474
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,560
You know, give it out to the 
audience that they weren't 

475
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,520
rocking hard enough for him. 
But yeah, it was good. 

476
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,760
It's good gig though. 
One of my first ever concerts 

477
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,080
might have been my first ever 
concert. 

478
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,200
Rod Stewart at Stormont, you 
know, or. 

479
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,120
Right. 
Political headquarters where our

480
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,560
governments based. 
The home ground. 

481
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,880
Storm the State, Big Rod don't 
show up there. 

482
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,560
Outdoor it was great, good 
crowd. 

483
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,320
I didn't know any songs. 
It was brilliant. 

484
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,880
Yeah, you get, you get a few, 
then it's one of those you you 

485
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,400
don't think you do. 
And then you hear a few like, 

486
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,800
oh, that's, that's him. 
Can you look? 

487
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,920
Up please. 
What age is Rod Stewart could 

488
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,280
you think about? 
You won't see this guy Outfit 

489
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,120
changes. 
Sexy leopard print lady 

490
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,160
screaming over him. 
He's gyrating. 79. 79 Busy 80. 

491
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,560
He kicked the footballs off the 
stage. 

492
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,360
Yes, and now he was incredible. 
Doing that, he heard. 

493
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,840
But he'll be, he'll be thrusting
right, and I'm sure it's all 

494
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,360
sexual. 
Yeah, he's older than my dad, so

495
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,600
he could be a great grander. 
He could be trusting and you 

496
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,160
know. 
He's someone's there's, there's 

497
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,680
a childhood there. 
Being like my great grand is 

498
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,200
great for his age. 
And then Rod Stewart is doing 

499
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,400
that, but like. 
What does he do? 

500
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,440
Does he, you know, does he, does
he go walking every day? 

501
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,360
Like better than that? 
He's he's you can't fuck, he's 

502
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,280
fucking the. 
Air, you can't, you're fucking 

503
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,720
the air. 
But he's got trousers on. 

504
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,840
So if he didn't have trousers 
on, he'd be sweeping the ground 

505
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,480
with his with his joy race. 
I heard they're all his back and

506
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,520
then come down and like a seat 
belt there's. 

507
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,360
A little chain too little. 
Balls hanging off his. 

508
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,400
But it's crazy how like guys 
like that, like if they stopped,

509
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,240
they would get old straight 
away. 

510
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,520
Yes, they need that. 
They need to keep. 

511
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,800
He doesn't need the money. 
No but but. 

512
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,760
They need to keep yes, having 
that adulation. 

513
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,040
I think they're finding it very 
hard. 

514
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,600
You see so many farewell tours 
from Elton John and these 

515
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,280
people, they just keep coming 
back. 

516
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,240
Yep, we saw who I went to see. 
Another man that puts on a good 

517
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,520
show and what's his name, Bruce,
The Boss. 

518
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,720
Springsteen went to see him in 
court with such a long show, and

519
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,120
I was so disrespectful. 
I was Bruce, yeah. 

520
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,080
You just fella, Bruce. 
You see, yeah, he's a cop, but 

521
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,040
he. 
You didn't like. 

522
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,160
You didn't like? 
Bruce, why? 

523
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,120
You get into it, you know, and I
was in the. 

524
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,080
Climbers is too fucking long. 
Way. 

525
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,560
For anything. 
Anything for a movie. 

526
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,360
Anything. 
Sex, it's like. 

527
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,120
Three hours. 
It's too long for us. 

528
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,520
Like spent sex for three. 
Young people, do you know? 

529
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,520
3 minutes is loads. 
Loads, but I was also I got the 

530
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,760
tickets, he sold out and I got 
on someone an Aiken and they got

531
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,680
me tickets. 
I just I still paid for them, 

532
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,840
but they were in a kind of a VIP
area called people around me 

533
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,720
were not. 
You know, he's a rock, isn't he?

534
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,440
Rock. 
Really. 

535
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,680
Oh yes, rock. 
People. 

536
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,000
They were not rock, they were 
wearing G lays. 

537
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:53,960
They. 
Were swaying maybe? 

538
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,480
Sunglasses on their head. 
They weren't saying they're 

539
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,320
doing worse. 
They were jiving. 

540
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,200
They were doing, you know, that 
thing. 

541
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,840
See that thing there when 
they're there? 

542
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,120
Jumpers tied over there. 
Oh yeah, right. 

543
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,640
And there was another woman next
to me. 

544
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,480
Dublin. 
Crows. 

545
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,720
Probably there was a woman down 
from Dublin, definitely because 

546
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,960
it was next year. 
To me, she was just, she was 

547
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,080
fucking annihilated. 
Drunk. 

548
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,440
Yeah, she was keeping me, kind 
of. 

549
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,440
She was like, oh, this is great.
She was. 

550
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,600
I liked her because she was 90 
other people around me like, is 

551
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,880
she OK? 
I was like, she's best. 

552
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,240
She's the best thing about this 
night. 

553
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,680
And she was like, I'm going to 
be out of my house. 

554
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,720
I'm getting thrown out under the
streets and in four weeks and 

555
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,040
I'm like, I'm not surprised. 
Tickets. 

556
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:33,120
For grand on the gold, no. 
Crazy I got into my eventually 

557
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,800
nieve my wife was bored out of 
her mind and said when he came 

558
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,920
out that guy looks like the guy 
from The Sopranos. 

559
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,840
What's he called? 
He is in The Sopranos, yeah. 

560
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's guitar. 
Guy on the bass, isn't it Really

561
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,160
cool guy as well, but just took 
a small but it was too it was 

562
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,480
too much for me. 
Do you know what I mean? 

563
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,080
Three hours. 
It's kind of the cool thing to 

564
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,480
say though. 
Oh, he's brilliant. 

565
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,080
He plays for three hours. 
Some people there were so into 

566
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,520
it, though, and I was like, I'm 
there for that. 

567
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,560
That's lovely. 
Yes, I was leaving. 

568
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,600
I accidentally kicked someone's 
point over. 

569
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,680
Felt bad about for a second. 
And now to this day, I think 

570
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,160
about it every night. 
Just keeps me alive. 

571
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Yeah, it was the way he 
reactionally, he was like. 

572
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,160
You're just almost a full. 
Point that was like, yes. 

573
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,840
Yes, he had said that. 
Yeah, you might have. 

574
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,120
You might have gone and bought 
him another. 

575
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,960
One I would have gone about him 
another one but I was just say 

576
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,080
it kept me warm and the rainy 
night we went to see. 

577
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,840
Hamilton in Dublin, night after 
court or so, I don't know, it 

578
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,640
was like last week. 
I heard it's excellent. 

579
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,000
Two hours, 40 OK, I was given 
off of. 

580
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,720
I'm a huge fan of the soundtrack
and of what on Disney Plus. 

581
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,680
Did you watch the ball Broadway?
Dublin as well was it? 

582
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,400
It was in the board. 
Board dash is it? 

583
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,640
Board. 
Gosh, I'll wait until you said 

584
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,360
it first because I've been 
calling it Board Gash for a long

585
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,440
time. 
That's a different club. 

586
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,600
But in that you want to get in 
the golden circle for that but. 

587
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,480
Trouble for going there? 
But I'm here in two hours, 40 as

588
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,480
I can't be numerous, can't be 
numerous. 

589
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,880
Let's leave early, we'll get to 
the car first. 

590
00:24:59,080 --> 00:24:59,960
The best thing I've ever seen in
my. 

591
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,000
Life go away and was. 
Captivated. 

592
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,320
I also pulled the way, you know,
Yeah, we couldn't get tickets. 

593
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,640
So exactly like you pay for it. 
I just need the tickets, but 

594
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,080
we're happy to pay for it. 
They have a thing there called 

595
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,080
Gold Members Circle or 
something. 

596
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,480
You go in, is it? 
In the stalls or is that up a 

597
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,320
bit higher? 
Is it on the rim of that there's

598
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:21,920
a? 
Restaurant. 

599
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,800
Go away. 
There's a restaurant, you walk 

600
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,160
in there, your seats for the 
whole night, You can leave your 

601
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,400
coats there, whatever. 
And you can order drinks for the

602
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,360
interval. 
So when you come back, what 

603
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,480
about this? 
You could order a starter and a 

604
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,000
main course And if you want 
dessert for the interval, Yeah, 

605
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,480
you could do it like that. 
Go away. 

606
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,920
No, there was a point where I 
thought this was all free. 

607
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,800
Heads up. 
They bill you at the end. 

608
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,240
Yeah. 
But it actually wasn't even a 

609
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,360
mental. 
It was really. 

610
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:55,040
It was like normal restaurant 
price and it was, I wouldn't 

611
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,240
even drink and I'll it was 
brilliant. 

612
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,920
It was the best thing I've ever 
seen. 

613
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,040
It was packed. 
It was every night with how 

614
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,760
long? 
Is it there? 

615
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,080
It's got no, obviously gone. 
They'll probably come back if it

616
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,120
was so. 
Popular for a month, Yeah. 

617
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,920
And it and I'm like, how do you 
learn these lines? 

618
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,280
And then friends of mine who had
been to more than one show of it

619
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,440
go the actors swap roles 
sometimes, you know, if if 

620
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,960
you're playing the main role, 
one of the main roles, the next 

621
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,000
night, they might say you play 
one of the more bit part roles 

622
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,880
if you get a bit of a. 
Rest a bit of a break and. 

623
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,320
Then that guy steps into Europe 
so I'm like how the fuck do you 

624
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,840
learn 2 roles never mind one? 
It was how long are they on 

625
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,720
toured then? 
I think they they tour in depth.

626
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,160
Multiple casts. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

627
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,920
yeah. 
It's not the original people 

628
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,440
doing it. 
Lin Manuel Miranda wrote it and 

629
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,920
was the main guy. 
He does the music for Moana, 

630
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,400
stuff like that. 
He's like now huge star zone, 

631
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,880
right? 
But it was it was the best thing

632
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,400
I've ever seen. 
And I'm not in like musicals 

633
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,960
replaced. 
Really not not really. 

634
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,960
I don't mind them, but. 
Must be good so. 

635
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,480
As I was like, every part of 
this is amazing, yeah. 

636
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,160
And it really devalues in my 
head what we do. 

637
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,960
I'm like. 
Yeah, I was just going to say, 

638
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,600
isn't aren't we great to be in 
the arts now? 

639
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,520
Yeah. 
So we're not in the arts after 

640
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,160
watching that. 
No, no, no, but. 

641
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,640
It's completely different, but I
I love that venue as well. 

642
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,160
Yeah, it's massive venue. 
Yeah. 

643
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,240
Yeah, I went to. 
I went. 

644
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,280
I've only been there once. 
I took my kids to see Joseph in 

645
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,600
the Amazing Technicolour dream 
coat. 

646
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,760
They're telling you this, 
actually. 

647
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,840
That's really. 
High, isn't it? 

648
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,080
It's like, is it really, really 
high if you're up, up upstairs? 

649
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,840
Or am I imagining a different? 
Place I wasn't, we were down to,

650
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,760
we were down the cheap seats at 
the lower at the back, but it's 

651
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,320
kind of sweeps around like. 
Yeah, yeah. 

652
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,160
Not really a bad seat. 
Yeah, I saw Joanne Doon stand up

653
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,360
there actually was brilliant. 
It's good. 

654
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,440
What's capacity 5? 
3003. 

655
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,920
Is it big? 
Yeah. 

656
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,080
What was that? 
Sure. 

657
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,640
Like Joseph and. 
He we to leave at halftime, my 

658
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,920
young fellows autistic and he 
was kind of having a kind of a 

659
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,880
bit of a meltdown. 
So we went. 

660
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,040
But like the first half was 
great. 

661
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,120
I don't know what the 
second-half was like. 

662
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,000
Yeah. 
I wanted to go back in 

663
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,200
apparently. 
It wasn't the right thing to do.

664
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,440
I catch you back at the hotel, 
but I was not. 

665
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But no, it's great venue though.

666
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,960
It is a great venue. 
I definitely want to go back and

667
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,640
I'd love to see something like 
that there now. 

668
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,320
Like, yes, that's the venue for 
that. 

669
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,280
What them like when you guys are
travelling up today for the show

670
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:15,960
and come through this pod that's
a long, I find that's a long 

671
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,760
drive for Cork. 
How do you split it up or you? 

672
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,080
Do you have certain service 
stations and stops that you 

673
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,880
like? 
Or do you just play it as you 

674
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,320
play it as you? 
Find normally we do. 

675
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,000
We drove on a bit today though. 
We stopped in. 

676
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,120
Lusk was us. 
We time lost today and what's 

677
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,600
it? 
You went cork the Lusk. 

678
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I pick kind up in Mitchell some.

679
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,160
Yeah. 
And then we went straight there,

680
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,480
straight up to Lusk. 
Yeah, that's quite a stretch. 

681
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,640
It's a good one. 
Yeah, that's. 

682
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,600
But you can make the mistake of 
make your first stop too early. 

683
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,640
You can make it too early. 
Yeah, JCT 14 is normally a good 

684
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,400
spot for us. 
Is that a Circle K? 

685
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,480
Mayfield, yeah, Supermax, the 
whole. 

686
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,640
Is a nicer place now when you're
coming out from Dublin, Yes, you

687
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,120
know, you've you put me on to on
the left, on the left. 

688
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,280
Or when you're coming home. 
Yeah, there's a 24 hour place 

689
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,120
now. 
America. 

690
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,280
Spencer's a coffee of nice 
coffee. 

691
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,320
Gourmet coffee drive to place 
like burger. 

692
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,320
King. 
Do you know the issue with those

693
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,440
service stations? 
And some people hate the service

694
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,760
station chat. 
Some people love it. 

695
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,760
The problem with those ones is 
they're not signposted well 

696
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,800
enough to creep up on. 
Your man that that's. 

697
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,840
They're just little slips. 
I know where that one is and 

698
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,640
it's still I still miss it. 
The you know what I'm talking 

699
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,280
about. 
It's very badly signposted. 

700
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,560
You can't go back to that now. 
On the other side of that, I 

701
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,800
went to my way back from Court 
Calder Village. 

702
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,440
Oh yeah. 
Too much of A turn off for. 

703
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,480
Me. 
Oh, that's a big yeah. 

704
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,080
You're you're just adding on to 
your journey. 

705
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,000
Into that car park. 
It's too much journey too much. 

706
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,720
If you don't again, I'll go 
completely rogue and I haven't. 

707
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,560
I did it once on a tour last 
year. 

708
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,680
I think I went off on the 
alternative route. 

709
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,080
You know that one intro? 
I believe we had to do it once 

710
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,040
or twice that when the road was 
closed. 

711
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,840
Often worse. 
Old school, but actually it was 

712
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,040
lovely driving through all the 
old towns I believe, and all 

713
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,640
them. 
That's not the night I got sick.

714
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,320
That's not the night you got 
sick. 

715
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,800
That was coming back from 
Kilkenny. 

716
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,920
That was absolutely brilliant. 
Yeah, I mean. 

717
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,680
Well, that was that was. 
We took a wrong turn that night 

718
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,160
as well. 
Didn't. 

719
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,240
We that way that was nothing to 
do. 

720
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,120
But you're getting sick though, 
I don't think. 

721
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,320
I think. 
Oh yeah, we were on Windy. 

722
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,960
Roads to be We were on windy 
roads, but. 

723
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,720
We did a couple of the gigs in 
Kilkenny and you're like just I 

724
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,000
was like, alright man, I can 
pull over. 

725
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,280
No, I'm grand. 
I'm grand and then gotten. 

726
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,840
You were very quiet, which is 
very unusual for for like how 

727
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,560
many minutes probably. 
I don't know, maybe. 

728
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,560
Actually pull over there and was
a side of a windy Rd pitch 

729
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,560
blackout. 
Midland nowhere. 

730
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,080
It was like I've never I ever in
my life heard anyone vomit so 

731
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,120
hard. 
It just came out in a volume. 

732
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,720
Like an intense. 
It was slapping on the pit. 

733
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,960
Yeah, and slapping on the. 
It was 2 noises simultaneously. 

734
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,160
There was more people I could 
have started the kind of a. 

735
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,480
Slapping. 
Yeah, If there was a talented, 

736
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,480
talented guy, don't know, he 
could have recorded bits of it 

737
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,200
and mixed. 
It Yes, yes, yes. 

738
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,680
But yeah, that's double slap 
slap slap. 

739
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,640
You, you went down. 
You took a wrong turn that night

740
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,280
as well. 
Yes, yeah, probably. 

741
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,360
That was we we went through 
shitty Rd. 

742
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,440
Like the roads are so good. 
When you go back to country 

743
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,640
odds, it is kind of like. 
Nothing worse than a diversion 

744
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,040
on the way somewhere, OK, when 
you've got that Google Maps 

745
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,280
going and you know you're going 
to be home at 1:22 AM and you're

746
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,160
visualising just getting in the 
bed, the visualisation. 

747
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:18,680
Version that happens to me. 
I live just on the opposite side

748
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,600
of Jack Lynch tunnel. 
When you get to Cork and 

749
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,200
everyone again I get home and 
the tunnel is closed for 

750
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,800
maintenance and I'm literally 
when I get to the tunnel I am 3 

751
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,520
1/2 minutes and I'm in my 
driveway but everyone again the 

752
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,520
tonnes closed. 
I have to go back this way into 

753
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,960
the city. 
It adds on 25. 

754
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Because you used to be an 
electrician. 

755
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,320
You're not. 
You're not. 

756
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,120
Still, I've been. 
Tempted here I know the guys 

757
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,160
that are in there and I have 
been tempted to cycle answer 

758
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,680
just leave me true please. 
But I think health and safety 

759
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,200
wise, me driving through two in 
the morning in my events. 

760
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,520
I mean, I wouldn't have the 
terminology, but maybe you could

761
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,000
be like, oh, I'm just, I'm just 
checking an LED. 

762
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,960
I'll just check it out. 
Yeah, I just want to check it 

763
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,360
out. 
Yeah. 

764
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,560
You know, something like that. 
Just bring my screwdriver the 

765
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,000
next time, yeah? 
I saw they're thinking of 

766
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,040
closing that for a couple. 
Years tonight now again, yeah, 

767
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,880
there's a big, huge job in it. 
Yeah, yeah. 

768
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,120
Sometime when I say diversion, 
if I'm on tour, on the way home,

769
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,400
I just feel like pulling up in 
the hard shoulder and just like 

770
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,160
either given up or just rolling 
onto the road itself and just. 

771
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,200
Yeah, when you're so tired, when
you visualise that time in the 

772
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,480
bed, that's the problem. 
When you're like your body is 

773
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,280
ready to go. 
Yeah, don't. 

774
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,840
You'll be in bed soon now, Yeah?
Do you drink a lot of coffee on 

775
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,720
the road? 
I've got so I was on three a 

776
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,560
day. 
Today's going to be 3 there. 

777
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,840
Today's going to be a tree for 
us. 

778
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,800
Early start with a kid. 
My wife. 

779
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,360
Because I've got the big show 
coming up. 

780
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,160
I've been afforded extra time in
bed in the mornings. 

781
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,920
Yeah, which is a godsend, but 
it's early start. 

782
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,080
Kids at school. 
Three pods today. 

783
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,160
Argue with the car wash guy this
morning. 

784
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:49,480
Taking a note of me, did you? 
Don't start ME3 pods Dublin for 

785
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,000
the show. 
Today's going to be a three 

786
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,680
coffee day. 
Yeah, normally I'm done to one. 

787
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,000
Yeah, actually, I go to the car 
wash this morning. 

788
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,880
Yeah. 
I was through the car wash this 

789
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,640
morning. 
I go to the same one quite 

790
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,000
slightly on my way to go to this
one. 

791
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,520
Good, good guys. 
Is it the outside you're getting

792
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,800
done or are you going to 
validate, you know? 

793
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Yeah, I get the outside done, 
get the. 

794
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:11,920
Outside done it's a fiver for 
just washing go yeah washing go 

795
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,800
5 LB. 
The only money I have with me 

796
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,720
cash is £6. 
Normally I give them say seven 

797
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,840
or eight, yeah, I've £6 on me. 
I go don't feel so bad. 

798
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,560
There's a bit of a tip there's. 
A bit of a tip, yeah. 

799
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:30,480
My car is a Peugeot 3008 GT 
right? 

800
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,400
It's not a it's just below an 
SUV size. 

801
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:40,000
I'd say maybe a small SUV. 
They do wash and go. 5 LB small 

802
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,400
car 7 LB large car. 
I go through the car wash. 

803
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,080
Different guy, different boss 
man. 

804
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,360
I don't know boss man today, 
right? 

805
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,600
I normally know boss man. 
This is an unfamiliar boss man 

806
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,400
and he's not giving me like. 
He's doing for the Seven. 

807
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,600
He's not giving me the look and 
I know when I put my window 

808
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,200
down, something's not 
something's going to go wrong 

809
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,480
here. 
So he just, he just, he puts a 

810
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,600
hand out. 
No problem. 

811
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,880
I slide over that 7 and I say 
don't worry. 

812
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,560
But now I've pre, I know what 
I'm at. 

813
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,639
I know he's charged me more than
five. 

814
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,960
I'm given the sex and saying 
don't worry about it. 

815
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,600
As in that's my cost cover. 
There's a plan for the voice. 

816
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:26,159
Yeah, He goes 7. 
I said it's not, it's 5, but I'm

817
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:29,239
giving you six. 
Yeah, he said it's seven. 

818
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,320
He said your car is very dirty, 
I said. 

819
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,760
That's. 
Why We're all here. 

820
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,440
That's why we're all here. 
Extra. 

821
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,239
For a dirty car, clean ones are 
5. 

822
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,880
He said, he said it's it's 
seven. 

823
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:48,520
I said I'm here a lot. 
Yeah, it's 5, but I'm giving you

824
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,320
6 here. 
I was tempted to hit that pound 

825
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,520
out of his hand. 
I said I'm here all the time. 

826
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,480
It's 5, but I'm giving you 6 
here. 

827
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,880
He said it's seven. 
Large car. 

828
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,000
I said it's not a large car. 
It's not a large car, right? 

829
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,480
It's not. 
It's not Mr Bean's car. 

830
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,040
Yeah, but it's. 
Not, but it's not a lot. 

831
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,040
It's this is a small car, 
technically. 

832
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,400
And the guy's like, no. 
And I was like, I don't have any

833
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,680
other money with me. 
And the guy's like he said my 

834
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,080
boss has cameras here. 
I was like, well, I felt like 

835
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,640
you'll get sucked in. 
He's going to see your 

836
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,000
incompetence. 
Yeah, at a valued, loyal 

837
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,360
customer who's given you one 
point. 

838
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,480
One point it was. 
On pocket here and I said, and 

839
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,080
this where I played his bluff, I
went, I'll happily pull up here.

840
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,360
I'll leave my car here. 
I was blocking quite a bit. 

841
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,320
I mean, I'll leave my car here. 
I'll walk over to that shop down

842
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,320
there. 
I'll get money or I'll break it 

843
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,080
5 or 10 LB note and I'll come 
back with a point. 

844
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,320
And the guy went, don't worry 
about it this once. 

845
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,600
And I felt like going, what do 
you mean? 

846
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,200
You're not doing me a favour 
here? 

847
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,360
You're not doing me a favour. 
Give me a dirty look and I drove

848
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,760
off and I'll tell you something.
I'll never be back. 

849
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,080
Never. 
Ever. 

850
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,920
That's it now I mean. 
It you're God, you're out you. 

851
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,600
Find another, be back, find 
another this. 

852
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,720
Is a great opportunity for 
listeners to the podcast. 

853
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,960
Yeah, we have a car wash that's 
a get changed. 

854
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,800
That's 6. 
Pounds or less, yeah. 

855
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,560
The car will be dirty. 
That is a fact. 

856
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,360
That. 
Will be dirty tell you this 

857
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,760
Chris and I resent the tone 
there. 

858
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,280
See if it's you've had a Tanner.
I know, yeah. 

859
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,760
That keep the 10 maybe like that
I just happened to have sex 

860
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,440
which is over the pre agreed 
amount that's it and boss man 

861
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,600
tried to do me dirty like. 
That's that's terrible. 

862
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,600
That is terrible. 
And he's, you know. 

863
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,200
You're very upset about it. 
He was we're both upset, me and 

864
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,760
him. 
It was it was a standoff. 

865
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:44,320
And I would, I would say like, I
don't, I don't want to like my 

866
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:50,400
my relations with the Romanian 
community, car wash Romanian car

867
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,400
wash community here say that 
fast five times my is. 

868
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,880
Taking a very weird twist. 
My standing within the Romanian 

869
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:01,560
car wash community here is high.
But this will, this will, no pun

870
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,440
intended, dirty, dirty, muddy, 
you know. 

871
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,080
But then you know, sometimes. 
You put a bit more dirt on. 

872
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,800
It I'm going to have to wait 
till there's a new crew in 

873
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,400
because sometimes these boys 
switch in, right? 

874
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,720
Yeah. 
So I'm not blaming the car wash.

875
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,280
I'm blaming him. 
I'm blaming this guy, yes. 

876
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,360
I must get I never get my car. 
Do I get your car wash? 

877
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,080
I do, yeah. 
Yeah. 

878
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,600
There's a there's a very good 
one near me that you do have to 

879
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,880
do it yourself. 
I'm going to go there from 

880
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,200
there. 
You do. 

881
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,560
It won't be cost to found the 
car. 

882
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,960
It won't be cost to be a 
fucking. 

883
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,720
Great car wash if you come to 
Clark, I'll tell you that. 

884
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,440
Yeah, I think. 
I think it's a. 

885
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,920
Tenor. 
But it's it's you do it 

886
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,280
yourself. 
But it's it is really it's a 

887
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,440
really good one. 
You do yourself. 

888
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,000
They have a proper spray. 
You spray on the foam. 

889
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,240
These boys do. 
I know. 

890
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,640
Yeah. 
But this is this is a good one. 

891
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,880
I do. 
I do like the idea of. 

892
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,680
All you spray it on it's it's 
brilliant yeah, it's really good

893
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,880
do. 
You get your car washed every 

894
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,640
week. 
No. 

895
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,320
Do you? 
Get your car. 

896
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:47,840
No. 
What do? 

897
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,120
I'm not the ambassador of 
Switzerland. 

898
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,680
I'm just trying to figure it out
because I don't. 

899
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,200
No, I would say every couple. 
Because that's the fact that. 

900
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,320
You get there one more washed. 
Car Weekly. 

901
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,600
That is part of the job, Bill. 
Gates over here, get in the car.

902
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,000
I do you know what 2nd and I 
live in a countryside, my car 

903
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,080
gets stinking easily. 
I got a washed on the way here, 

904
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,680
got it down outside of the car. 
Very middle-aged married guy 

905
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,960
things. 
Going to take a photo of my 

906
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,880
clean car to send them a wife of
course. 

907
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,920
Thinking again. 
Thinking again already, yeah, 

908
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,280
the inside of my car gets 
destroyed because the kids and I

909
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,160
try and clean the tour, stay on 
top of that and just tore. 

910
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,880
Bottles of water, coffee cups. 
Yeah. 

911
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,800
Bomb site, Yeah, bomb site. 
But yeah, look, look, I think we

912
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,280
all we all learned the lesson 
today. 

913
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,320
I need to carry a bit more cash,
yes. 

914
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,640
And when you work somewhere, if 
the price is a price, then make 

915
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,160
it, you know, have it be that 
price. 

916
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,600
Stick to it, yeah. 
Don't be just inflation and all 

917
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,680
that. 
That's he's probably blaming 

918
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,680
because. 
It wasn't a Washington. 

919
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,080
He didn't, you know, won the 
Washington Dry. 

920
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,000
Yeah, you didn't get right, No. 
Tiles used, you know, Yeah. 

921
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,040
You came away from that 
experience satisfied? 

922
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,640
Yeah, I. 
Wouldn't want to try it. 

923
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,560
We're looking to get a sauna 
today. 

924
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,640
Oh yes? 
Well, it. 

925
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,000
Yeah, yeah. 
Sorry. 

926
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,480
Actually, that's really. 
You said that it was very city 

927
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,840
all together. 
We're looking. 

928
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,440
We don't have any shorts yet. 
We are going to buy some. 

929
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,840
We're looking for something to 
buy. 

930
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,960
Anywhere good to go, what we do?
You're speaking to the the 

931
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,000
Sultan of Sauna. 
This guy's a sauna. 

932
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,280
I love a sauna. 
I love a sauna, so let me ask 

933
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,000
you if you're getting into them,
let me do a like a. 

934
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,920
Survey you that so so. 
Can I take my top off? 

935
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,600
Question one, how long of a 
sauna do you like and tell me 

936
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,520
and if you have breaks, how long
do you have a break for? 

937
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:35,560
What are you doing that? 
Break so I'm I I used to go for 

938
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,160
sauna every day, up to a box 
maybe. 

939
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,760
From a new tour. 
A bit much. 

940
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,400
Up to about two or three months 
ago and then I I just knocked 

941
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,720
off it for a while, but when in 
my peak and this is where I want

942
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,040
to get. 
Back to I'm thrown off. 2020 

943
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,960
minutes. 
I go in for 20 minutes. 

944
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,440
I take a break, cold shower and 
go back in from our 20 minutes. 

945
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,080
I'm nowhere near that. 
OK, that's that's black belt. 

946
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,400
Is it? 
But that's when I'm match fit. 

947
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,600
I do match. 1515 minutes. 
I'll do. 

948
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,360
Cold bucket of water and then 
back in again. 

949
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,960
I like a. 15 and A5. 
A 15 and A. 15 cold chart back 

950
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,280
in for a week 5 but that's a 
long time in the sauna and are 

951
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,160
you will you be lying down in 
the sauna? 

952
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,320
Are you? 
Sitting up usually do my 

953
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,800
affirmations in my mind. 
What's your chap preference? 

954
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,440
Somebody walks in. 
I talked to. 

955
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,360
Yeah, we had a big conversation 
about this in the car. 

956
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,600
I want to set up my own little 
business silence sauna where no 

957
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,080
one fucking talks. 
Not allowed to. 

958
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,880
Shut the fuck up, get in here 
and sweat. 

959
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,320
That's what you're here for. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

960
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,000
That's what. 
Unless you're friends, no one 

961
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,920
else in there. 
Yeah, yeah. 

962
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,760
Chat. 
When it's just randomers 

963
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,040
chatting across you. 
I'm like, oh. 

964
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Or a guy who's like lying down. 

965
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,160
He's got the flip flops, the 
bottle of water. 

966
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,800
Or the rubbing, The constant 
rubbing. 

967
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,640
What are you doing someone? 
Sweat, Yeah. 

968
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,720
Someone walked in. 
The ledgers aren't the one I 

969
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,560
used a while ago and just like 
an entire half a litre bottle of

970
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,480
water under the whatever, asking
what they're asking and everyone

971
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,680
left. 
Everyone's like nice one. 

972
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,320
Oh yeah. 
Have you had the experience of 

973
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,160
the salts, where they put the 
salts in there? 

974
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,680
They say they're they're banned 
and one I'm in but essential 

975
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,120
oils but they do smell nice. 
There's these ones, right? 

976
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,800
They come from Turkey. 
They're they're rock salts, 

977
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,280
right? 
And they'll throw where I go for

978
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,280
my son, a mellow. 
They'll throw them on to the. 

979
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,120
The cold. 
The cold. 

980
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,920
The create in a in a room or 
what? 

981
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,360
It makes you cold. 
I swear to God check them out 

982
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,800
right makes you cold. 
You're like, you're actually got

983
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,200
goose pimps, goose pimples, and.
I'm saying goose pimps. 

984
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,360
From now on I'm saying goose 
pimps. 

985
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,800
That's every MLA. 
New saw the business of like 

986
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,000
goose pips goose. 
Pimps so cute. 

987
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,320
Silent sauna. 
Like silent sauna, but it's like

988
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,200
but you can last way longer than
inside there it's like you're 

989
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,120
not. 
Sweating though you're but 

990
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,840
you're still. 
Sweating, but you feel cold for 

991
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,280
ages. 
I don't know the name of their 

992
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,600
Turkish rock salt. 
Anyway, is what it is. 

993
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,320
Making note in this episode. 
Yeah, goose pimps. 

994
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,480
They're amazed. 
Goose pimps. 

995
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,800
I, I, I'm a If there's no one 
there, I'll lie down. 

996
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,880
Yeah, yeah, You're not ashamed 
to take it up a bit of space on 

997
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,240
the. 
Top shelf corner guy. 

998
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,320
Yeah, me too. 
Put your back against the wall. 

999
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,040
Yep. 
Same. 

1000
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,120
While it's West so it doesn't 
heat up. 

1001
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,200
Don't make that mistake. 
Don't make that mistake twice. 

1002
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,000
I I love it but I think every 
day is not advised. 

1003
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,120
I think it's I think it's like 3
* a week. 

1004
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,320
Is it 4? 
Is that right? 

1005
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,200
Well it is. 
I do feel in the evening I could

1006
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,200
be very tired if I've stayed in 
there too long or something. 

1007
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,680
I feel like she's correct. 
You have to build up to level. 

1008
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,160
It's like fitness I suppose, 
build up to it over time. 

1009
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,840
But yeah, you're right, every 
day is bad for you. 

1010
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,960
Like three to five times a week 
is They did a survey in I think 

1011
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,960
it might have been Sweden was 
one of the Scandinavian 

1012
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,480
countries. 
A 20 year survey over a large 

1013
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,920
scape of people like 200, three,
100,000 people, all different 

1014
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,360
jobs and male and female and 
whatnot. 

1015
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:44,920
And five days, 15 minutes in the
sauna five days a week elongate 

1016
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,760
your life between 7:00 to 10 
years. 

1017
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,200
And this is a proper like 
categoric survey. 

1018
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,600
Again, you'll just have to 
Google it, but it's easily 

1019
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,280
Googled. 
They're so good for you, so good

1020
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,800
for you. 
The Scandinavians love it. 

1021
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,120
They love it, they love it. 
And it's not to love, it's I 

1022
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,720
always feel like a million. 
Books. 

1023
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,520
Yeah, the ones outside are 
great. 

1024
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,720
You were sick today. 
We did the tour last year in 

1025
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,400
Grey Stones. 
They have one like you can see 

1026
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,360
the sea from in being inside 
like, but you go down and you 

1027
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,200
just jump into the sea. 
I think we did it in like 

1028
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,480
November it was. 
Old. 

1029
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,240
And it's beautiful, but you get 
these kind of you get the kind 

1030
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,280
of pins and needles as proper, 
like almost violent. 

1031
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,320
It feels like crazy. 
And then you get back in. 

1032
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,800
But you're meant to finish in 
this. 

1033
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,360
You're meant to finish out of 
sawn, aren't you? 

1034
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,640
Closure pores and all that 
should have been natural. 

1035
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,960
I kind of. 
Cold. 

1036
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,320
I love when I'm on tour. 
Workout or run. 

1037
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,680
Yeah. 
And then get the sauna. 

1038
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,240
Yeah. 
And then a nice shower. 

1039
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,560
Go to the show when you feel. 
Great. 

1040
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,360
Yeah, feel great. 
It's an unreal. 

1041
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,000
Like, obviously we're all 
drinking coffees and Red Bulls 

1042
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,760
and whatnot, but this is a great
way to get you reinvigorated. 

1043
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,840
Yeah. 
For the for a show on a night. 

1044
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,120
I find it brilliant. 
Yeah. 

1045
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,800
So where's your where's your 
tip? 

1046
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,920
Is there any saunas that we're 
going to, we're going to Bangor 

1047
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,000
today? 
Any saunas that are outside and 

1048
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,440
you get into the sea or even in 
a gym. 

1049
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,240
No, but I'll tell you this for 
outdoor sea swimming from here 

1050
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:08,960
to bank in between here and 
Bangor, Perfect. 

1051
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,240
Helen's Bay, it's called faulty.
Is that what the steps are? 

1052
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,120
So there's like almost like an 
outdoor pool on the beach. 

1053
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,160
No private or anything. 
You just go to it and there's 

1054
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,560
like steps down into it and. 
There's no sauna or. 

1055
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,320
People bombing, there'll be 
people probably already there 

1056
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,120
when you go down. 
It is excellent, but no sauna, 

1057
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,080
nothing nearby. 
But in Bangor there is the 

1058
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,000
leisure centre there got 
renovated a few years ago, Cool.

1059
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,760
And it's like a huge amazing top
of the range leisure centre 

1060
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,200
called Aurora. 
Nice. 

1061
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,360
And they will have like sauna, 
swimming pool, all that stuff. 

1062
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,040
That sounds like we went. 
We might have went there on the 

1063
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,480
way up last. 
Year we'll do a day past. 

1064
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,000
Yeah, yeah, we went in there. 
We got the picture, remember? 

1065
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,160
Was that in Bangor? 
That was in Aurora I think. 

1066
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,400
I can't remember I. 
Remember, we stopped, all right?

1067
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,880
Yeah. 
That's that's where you want to 

1068
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,520
go. 
Yeah, it was really cool. 

1069
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,000
Yeah, as you go. 
The name sounds familiar. 

1070
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,480
Aurora. 
And we were allowed, OK, We were

1071
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,880
allowed, yeah. 
It was a big refurbished kind of

1072
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,560
place. 
We did a bit of boxing in there 

1073
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,840
and everything. 
Yeah, running. 

1074
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,120
I did my first box and back 
notes just hitting pause. 

1075
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:08,800
Yeah. 
With. 

1076
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,600
Paul Hughes, Paul's MMA fighter.
Oh yeah, yeah, from Derry. 

1077
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,640
Here he went pads with him or 
for him or. 

1078
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,400
He was holding the pads. 
Oh yeah. 

1079
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,840
Yeah, unbelievable. 
But it but it was me, him and 

1080
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,280
for events the singer for he's 
doing the operas all this week 

1081
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,360
and he does a bit of Mai Tai. 
So he was kicking and it was 

1082
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,560
good to be back out of book. 
Yeah, I tried that multi move. 

1083
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,080
They don't kick with their foot 
to kick your. 

1084
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,920
Shin, you kill everything in 
your shin, you kill all the 

1085
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,920
nurses normally are not. 
That's the, that's the, that's 

1086
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,280
what they get to do. 
Yeah. 

1087
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,160
And it's a serious sport. 
I was that close away from 

1088
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,600
having a fight in it and I was 
like, I just didn't. 

1089
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,640
I went to a few competitions and
like boxing is is great and all 

1090
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,000
and like, but I went to a few 
competitions were full rules MMA

1091
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,640
and as fellas like Yep, just 
killing each other with their 

1092
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,840
elbows and their knees and 
their. 

1093
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,240
Sheets to the head. 
Oh. 

1094
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,240
How do you not hop away and be 
like, Oh yeah. 

1095
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,040
I'd get one, I'd be down after 
one box, I'd be down after one 

1096
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,400
back at this stage at races. 
Yeah, I was travelling back from

1097
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,920
Australia years ago when Eve and
travelling through Thailand and 

1098
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,400
was like, I'll do a little Thai 
boxing thing to get back in 

1099
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,520
shape and not like I may do it 
every day while I'm here. 

1100
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,280
Oh my God, the guy absolutely 
killed me. 

1101
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,720
Yeah, he kept making me kick the
pad and I obviously hadn't done 

1102
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,320
it in a while. 
So her shins are really sore, 

1103
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,120
just bruises from my knee right 
down to my but he keeps making 

1104
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,200
you kick it. 
He's like again, again, again. 

1105
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,760
Yeah. 
And then he was like let's do 

1106
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,680
some sit ups. 
So I lie down the ground too it.

1107
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,520
Was funny about that as it was 
nearly an accent. 

1108
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It was nearly. 

1109
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,560
But see, the cork accent could 
be confused, could be similar to

1110
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,720
so many accents. 
It's so it's very. 

1111
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,360
It's very, very close to a lot 
of accent. 

1112
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,360
Very sing songy to Cork accent. 
Absolutely. 

1113
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,480
Yeah. 
Like I think I have a much 

1114
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,840
different accent note to 
Crystal. 

1115
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,560
Yeah, I think. 
You know, I'm sitting there kind

1116
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,560
of. 
So then say I was say I was 

1117
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,200
talking to say I had a Co host 
who was from like a Ballymena. 

1118
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,920
What's the crack how you was 
doing? 

1119
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,000
Would you think that was 
1,000,000 miles away from my 

1120
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,560
accent? 
Yeah, that's up and down. 

1121
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,000
Yeah, the way it. 
Is everywhere. 

1122
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,960
Every country in the world think
they have a huge range of 

1123
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,960
accents or is it just us that. 
Yeah, maybe your air is more 

1124
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,520
trained into your own kind of 
colloquial. 

1125
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,520
England you look at like long, 
like Cockney. 

1126
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,880
Compared to skies, yes. 
Or Yorkshire? 

1127
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,200
Exactly. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1128
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,800
Yeah, but even in Cork alone, 
like the city you've you've. 

1129
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,800
You've a north side, but they 
don't have a Nari accent. 

1130
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,160
That's another step above mine, 
which is a young offenders he 

1131
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,680
type of what's on again, 
English. 

1132
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:44,600
It's got an English Cork accent.
I was going mate from Cork. 

1133
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,080
It's a hybrid. 
It's too. 

1134
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:47,960
It's too. 
Good. 

1135
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,560
Save the king, man. 
I think it's his is a blend. 

1136
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,440
This is definitely softened down
through the years. 

1137
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,520
Like what would you think of his
compared to ours? 

1138
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,560
It does sound like a Cork 
accent, yes, but it's it's it's 

1139
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,800
softer probably, but then I 
don't think you'd have harsh 

1140
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,320
accent normally. 
But I could pick it up straight 

1141
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,240
away and go Cork. 
Yes, whereas I would say he's 

1142
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,720
from that part of Ireland, but I
wouldn't land on Cork 

1143
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,680
specifically. 
Maybe you know, you know. 

1144
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,760
There's a twang of it there to 
me, but probably not to you. 

1145
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,320
Yeah, yeah, I can. 
And it's not like I always mess 

1146
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,000
with him because when we lived 
in England and we were, he used 

1147
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,760
to call over to me. 
And Jack was probably 2-3. 

1148
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,960
I remember he called over one 
time and it's like it's got a 

1149
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,840
bit of an English accent and I 
was like, he's getting it off 

1150
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,960
you. 
You're the only one around here 

1151
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,160
talking in English accent. 
And Eve, I've got Irish accents.

1152
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,640
Yeah, yeah. 
And but yeah, yeah, I'd say the 

1153
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,360
accents. 
It is a strange 1 though I do 

1154
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,480
wonder about other other 
countries especially that speak 

1155
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,600
different languages, their 
accents vastly different or. 

1156
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:49,680
Because American never obviously
like deep sights and stuff, but 

1157
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,600
it never say it feels like 
they're just a general American 

1158
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,200
accent. 
Australia too seems like a 

1159
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,880
general enough one to me. 
Yeah, that's a huge country, 

1160
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,480
1000%, 1000%. 
It's not as populated off. 

1161
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,640
Yeah, maybe. 
Yeah, it's only like, I'll 

1162
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,400
probably imagine I'll gig in 
these places hopefully at some 

1163
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,080
point. 
But like when you're Australians

1164
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,840
talk about like Canberra and 
stuff like living in Melbourne 

1165
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,280
and Sydney and all these places 
to seem, I can 1000% see why 

1166
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,040
people do it. 
Seem brilliant, lovely cities, 

1167
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,800
excellent, the beach, all that. 
When they talk about like places

1168
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:27,080
like Canberra, like in Lamp, 
like bang in the middle, Yeah. 

1169
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,320
And they're like, it's the 
temperature of the face of the 

1170
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,480
sun, yeah, but everywhere is 
like air conditioned. 

1171
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,560
That makes me feel like, not 
claustrophobic, but like if I 

1172
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,640
was there, yeah, I'd be like, 
God, it's if there's a problem 

1173
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,320
with the electric or something. 
You're going to just melt. 

1174
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,640
Everyone will just melt. 
Yeah, it's nowhere near the 

1175
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,960
waters. 
Somewhere near the city. 

1176
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,880
Yeah, it's crazy, man. 
I drove across the middle of 

1177
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,000
Australia, right across the 
Nullarborough when we lived 

1178
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,960
there. 
Takes like 6 days to drive or 

1179
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,520
something and there'll be times 
where you won't see anything. 

1180
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,840
They won't see anything. 
You have to. 

1181
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,920
You're on like a like a bad Rd. 
Is it a bad Rd? 

1182
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,920
No, it's not just a straightest 
Rd in the world. 

1183
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,560
It's used for an emergency 
runway almost for planes and 

1184
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,720
everything it can. 
It can be used for that, you 

1185
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,640
know, but you have to fill up, 
you'd fill up your car and you 

1186
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,960
have to fill up these kind of 
Jerry cans as well, you know, to

1187
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,480
get somewhere else. 
So you're filling up. 

1188
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,760
It was incredible. 
So you. 

1189
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,680
Even if you fill your tank. 
You might. 

1190
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,680
You fill up more. 
Yeah, you fill up more again. 

1191
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,000
You have too big to keep it, too
big. 

1192
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,240
Cans as well to fill up. 
It's crazy. 

1193
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,880
It was a brilliant experience, 
but you're stopping at all these

1194
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,600
kind of places as well. 
And then you never see those 

1195
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,800
people, but they always see you,
if that makes sense. 

1196
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,440
So they're constantly seeing 
tourists coming through these 

1197
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,360
old roadhouses of they're just 
in the middle of nowhere. 

1198
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,360
This little petrol station you 
park up, where do you sleep? 

1199
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,920
In the in the campervan that we 
had. 

1200
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,200
We drove a campervan, We watched
Wolf Creek in a driving like 

1201
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,400
where was, it was soft, like 
real immersive experience. 

1202
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,600
It's class. 
Scary. 

1203
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480
Scary at all? 
Yeah, it was terrifying, 

1204
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,440
Absolutely. 
Terrifying so barn, but. 

1205
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,880
Good. 
But like, you know, like in a 

1206
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,400
kind of a. 
And these are places you can 

1207
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,040
stop as, like, restaurants on 
the way. 

1208
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,520
Yeah, like old. 
Houses I think right across the 

1209
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,080
Nullarbor proper. 
Just old. 

1210
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,960
Wouldn't be a great choice of 
stuff now, but it could be 

1211
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,280
hundreds and hundreds of 
kilometres before you before you

1212
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,160
see something. 
Else nightmare flying doctors 

1213
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,920
over there that's. 
Yeah, yeah, my, my. 

1214
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,400
Nightmare for me if I call in. 
Excuse me, do you guys have any 

1215
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,040
gluten free dairy for you? 
Yeah, you just the. 

1216
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,680
Next place, those roads? 
Yes, six days that way. 

1217
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,400
Because I had friends over 
there, they broke down on the 

1218
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,720
way across and that's the worst.
They had their own car. 

1219
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,840
And then it just, you have to 
just, you know, flag someone 

1220
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,600
down, get services, get it, get 
your car towed and you're just 

1221
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,640
at the mercy of them. 
They can say it's $5000 to fix 

1222
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,920
their car and. 
They're like if it was a guy got

1223
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,520
me at the car washer earlier. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1224
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,640
Good luck. 
I'm gone. 

1225
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,720
I'm out of good luck. 
At what stage you are you on the

1226
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,600
tour you just started? 
New Tour I. 

1227
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,320
Stupidly started a new tour. 
Very You're like Rod Stewart. 

1228
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,720
I am like. 
Always can't. 

1229
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,400
Get enough. 
This is the farewell tournament.

1230
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,680
Yeah, I'm only into it. 
I'm just have to start and like.

1231
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:03,440
Three days 8. 
Days. 

1232
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,400
I took four days off between the
tours and now I'm back out with 

1233
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,080
a new tour. 
So I did a tour extension in the

1234
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,120
UK that happened months after it
was finished here and then the 

1235
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,720
other one. 
I didn't realise it was that 

1236
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,240
gap. 
So it was that gap, it was that 

1237
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,800
gap. 
The gap was three days between 

1238
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,800
the doors, technically. 
The Irish tour finished in the 

1239
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,440
middle of the summer. 
It's finished in July. 

1240
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,040
Yeah, we finish up in the every 
man but a good old send off. 

1241
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,600
It was a great night, great 
night. 

1242
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,840
Yeah, it was unreal. 
It was my first time doing, 

1243
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,920
being a tour support, you know, 
So all around the country, all 

1244
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,760
these venues, it was just. 
Like unbelievable. 

1245
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:41,400
It's a great way to play. 
Great venues have great crowds 

1246
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,840
and obviously there's pressure, 
there's huge pressure on the 

1247
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,160
interest where you've got to set
the tone. 

1248
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:51,560
But like, you know, you're it's 
it's kind of a free hit as well 

1249
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,040
in a way, yes, you know, and 
then you you're planting the 

1250
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,200
seed for you, You going back to 
these places, yes, you know, so 

1251
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,440
when you want to do a tour, 
absolutely you've been to all 

1252
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,800
these place and play and this 
amount the people have seen you 

1253
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,120
play. 
So it's nice to just set up like

1254
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,760
the next, Oh, it's a next thing.
Unreal. 

1255
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,920
It's unreal. 
Like I was club a club comic 

1256
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,640
before that, you know. 
So just doing clubs and Cork and

1257
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,720
maybe a couple of gigs in 
Dublin, a couple of gigs in 

1258
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:18,360
Galway, do the odd fringe. 
This has been just unbelievable,

1259
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,960
exactly what you said going into
all these unbelievable 

1260
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,560
majestical venues and like 
Chris's tour was just amazing, 

1261
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,400
was all sold out like. 
It was great. 

1262
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,480
Like literally every. 
First time having experience 

1263
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,640
that as well, though. 
It was nice. 

1264
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,320
Yeah. 
In a way like, because I've done

1265
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,400
tours in the past, but they've 
been small and, and I've been to

1266
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,600
tour support and, you know, and 
again, it is, it's a different 

1267
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,080
pressure. 
You're going out 20 minutes, no 

1268
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,280
one's there really to see you. 
You have to go and do a 

1269
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,200
different. 
It's a different. 

1270
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,720
Job. 
There's the challenge in that, 

1271
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,280
too. 
And like when I've open for 

1272
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,880
people and still do, they don't 
necessarily even know there's 

1273
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,240
someone else on. 
Yes. 

1274
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:54,600
So you you can be a bit of a 
barrier between the person 

1275
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,120
they're here to see. 
Yes, yeah. 

1276
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,080
You know, so they're like like 
I've had a sometime when you 

1277
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,760
somebody Walker, you get a great
reception. 

1278
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,280
Sometimes you walk out and 
people are. 

1279
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,120
Like you can audibly did audibly
you'd hear someone touching her,

1280
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,600
Yeah. 
Yeah, they said I was starting 

1281
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,440
and people are coming in from 
the bar. 

1282
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,600
Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
For people milling around, Yeah,

1283
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,600
yeah. 
But that that being said, that's

1284
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,960
just a small price to pay for 
what is in general an 

1285
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,320
unbelievable experience. 
Yeah. 

1286
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,320
You know, like some of the like 
Vicar St Even for me now like 

1287
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,600
last. 
Class, yeah. 

1288
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:28,880
I never like I was just I've. 
I opened for if I don't once or 

1289
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,440
twice. 
I opened for Jordath Reagan 

1290
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,080
there once such. 
In Vicar St. 

1291
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,840
Yeah, a few years ago he was on 
tour message and was like, I've 

1292
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,520
always wanted to play there. 
Can I come down and open for 

1293
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,080
free? 
I'll do, I'll do any kind of 

1294
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,920
spot. 
And he put me on and it was 

1295
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,120
just, it feels like you're 
playing to 50. 

1296
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,080
People. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1297
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,080
But. 
It feels like you're in 

1298
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,000
somebody's living room and 
actually there's like 1000 or 

1299
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:49,960
whatever. 
Some people there. 

1300
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,840
And it's it, there's not a bad 
seat in the house and it's just 

1301
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,600
intimate and close. 
And yes, it on the Olympia, 

1302
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,440
Dublin. 
Right in class, yeah, like, 

1303
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,840
yeah. 
Dublin's blessed with two of the

1304
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,680
best venues are our class 
anywhere their class? 

1305
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,000
Olympia is totally different, 
but it's great too, because it 

1306
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,600
just feels like historic and 
prestigious and the audience are

1307
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,400
like, right, It's massive again,
but they're so close. 

1308
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,040
The appetite for stand up now is
just unbelievable compared to 

1309
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,880
even 5-6 years ago. 
You know, I just think since the

1310
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,000
pandemic, I've said this to you 
as well before, since the 

1311
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,000
pandemic, I think people found, 
people who never saw comedy 

1312
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,600
before, found us during the 
pandemic. 

1313
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,960
Yeah, yeah. 
On YouTube, watching clips. 

1314
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,000
Like, people come up to me now 
and they'll talk, talk to me 

1315
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,040
about comedians in America that 
I don't even know. 

1316
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,120
You know, they found themselves.
Yeah, they're more comedy savvy,

1317
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,000
the audiences more definitely, 
Yeah. 

1318
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,400
Which is great. 
It's really great, you know, 

1319
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,760
because like, like even with 
with yourself now that we went 

1320
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,880
to tour Makini, do you remember?
That kid or Tour Makini? 

1321
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,280
Yeah. 
In Mayo, in the middle of 

1322
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,640
nowhere, that was. 
Probably the weirdest. 

1323
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,520
And that was a hidden gem. 
Yeah, that was what we were 

1324
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:53,640
talking about. 
That's what we should have 

1325
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,080
thought of. 
That was the one where I gave up

1326
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,600
the Internet for two months. 
Yeah, to write this show. 

1327
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,800
And they said do a gig and tour 
makini. 

1328
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,000
And I don't think I don't have 
ever had so much fun going to a 

1329
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,800
gig in my life. 
Me and Khan had the maps out. 

1330
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,120
We had to get there. 
Whether it's sat enough. 

1331
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,640
That was the first. 
Challenge. 

1332
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,160
You can't even. 
So no, no he couldn't. 

1333
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,160
No sad film he. 
Hadn't made a documentary. 

1334
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,560
And a road, we had Rd maps and 
we tried to get from Cork for 

1335
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,920
Makiti, which was great. 
We got into Galway and got 

1336
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,880
small, but last in Galway. 
I think we were brilliant to 

1337
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,200
stop for. 
Food and then tried to book and 

1338
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,520
what do you call it? 
Try to book accommodation 

1339
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,560
actually impossible. 
Were you allowed to ask people? 

1340
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,120
Could you stop? 
We could stop and ask for 

1341
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,480
directions and we did that quite
a bit. 

1342
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,920
But coming to accommodation and 
stuff, I didn't want to cheat 

1343
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,680
that when I said let's do it. 
And we bought a tent with us. 

1344
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,720
So I bought a tent from my, I 
rang the promoter and I said are

1345
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,360
we allowed tent? 
Put a tent up next to the place.

1346
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,840
And he was like, OK, yeah. 
And we tented right next to the 

1347
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,040
pub where we were doing the 
gigs. 

1348
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,520
What I did when I was rough. 
And it was amazing, Yeah, but 

1349
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,800
now it took us 2 hours to put 
the tent. 

1350
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,680
And we actually had to get 
people who were coming to the 

1351
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,840
gig to. 
Put the tent, we just couldn't 

1352
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,880
put it up. 
We found ourselves be more use 

1353
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,640
useless than ever because we 
couldn't YouTube stuff. 

1354
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,160
We wouldn't even YouTube anyway.
We were like, well I can YouTube

1355
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,960
but so no, I can no longer do 
that. 

1356
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,320
You've made it out. 
You filmed all this process. 

1357
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,840
Yeah, yeah. 
And and like that's all 

1358
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,800
documented and that might be ATV
thing or something. 

1359
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,960
Yeah, I need to see that like it
was. 

1360
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,440
Amazing experience. 
Amazing experience. 

1361
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,280
So interesting, but that was so 
much fun and we got loose that 

1362
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,760
night with a couple of points 
again is in an old pub yeah, 

1363
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,880
fires were lighting. 
They were just cooking steak 

1364
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,240
there on that. 
Oh my God. 

1365
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,200
And chips. 
And it was like the depend was 

1366
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,640
outside. 
The people were amazing. 

1367
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,040
It Mayo it's in the Midland 
nowhere in Mayo like it really 

1368
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,000
is a difficult place, but the P 
is properly how many? 

1369
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,040
People maybe? 
Or something like that. 60, 

1370
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,320
something like that. 
Yeah, Tiny, tiny, tiny smell of 

1371
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,640
There was just a fire lighting 
in the pub while we were doing 

1372
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:47,920
it. 
And they were so appreciate. 

1373
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,320
They were just so, again, like 
just in the middle of nowhere. 

1374
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,120
They're so delighted to come out
and see. 

1375
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,280
Yes, on the doorstep and not 
have to travel to a city or 

1376
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,160
whatever. 
And to hear people then speak in

1377
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,080
Irish as well in there, which 
I'd be ashamed. 

1378
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,880
I wouldn't have much Irish now 
in between because it was a part

1379
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:06,080
of Gayle talks like you know and
what just say fortune fortune. 

1380
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,280
Yeah, yeah, it was that was that
let's about as far as much as I 

1381
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,760
have as well. 
She and if you fall it off, you 

1382
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,600
get like Aaron Green Garcia. 
That's it then. 

1383
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,080
Fortunately, I had con with me, 
you know, it was great. 

1384
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,240
Yeah. 
And the accents there and me are

1385
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,800
fierce. 
Flat aren't as well that. 

1386
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,400
Was on a weird world of the 
pure. 

1387
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,200
Flatter just on that, there's 
nothing that does go anywhere. 

1388
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,200
They don't know tone. 
Upstairs just to one level all 

1389
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,680
the time, but everything. 
They just what did, what did 

1390
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,920
they cook there that night? 
It was just all of a sudden they

1391
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,800
were like. 
Steaks. 

1392
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,360
I was finishing up and the guy 
was putting steaks on right at 

1393
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,000
the back of the room fire, huge 
fire and chips and it was just 

1394
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,080
just, they weren't selling it. 
It was just like he went out and

1395
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,320
bought. 
Like this is a midnight 50. 

1396
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,360
Sticks and put them on while we 
were in there. 

1397
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,480
It was class. 
Yeah, it is a great spot, but 

1398
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,320
there's some cool little quirky 
little places like that in 

1399
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,680
Ireland that that's a nice 
entry. 

1400
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,600
But that'd be a nice interesting
tour as well. 

1401
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,960
Like 50 seaters. 
Find all these little places. 

1402
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,760
Chris, you're playing Belfast in
January. 

1403
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:10,040
January 17th, it's my birthday, 
so I was able to, yeah, yeah. 

1404
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,600
Market Whitla Hall. 
We did the Mandela last year, so

1405
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,320
we're doing the Whitla Hall this
year, so I've never even been in

1406
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,600
there. 
I'm excited about it though. 

1407
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,360
We'll put a link to tickets in 
the in the description. 

1408
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,160
Thank you very much, Can't wait.
Anything else? 

1409
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,520
Just want to plug, promote, put 
any pods, any YouTube things, 

1410
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,000
any. 
I have a podcast, conversations 

1411
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:34,680
with Cornelius, a lot of 
listeners, 200 lessons per 

1412
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,880
episode at the moment. 
So I'm you probably don't. 

1413
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,560
I probably, I'm probably, I'm 
probably grand actually, for a 

1414
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,480
shout out. 
Yeah, I'll be honest. 

1415
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,200
We'll put a link to that to the 
Part 2. 

1416
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,000
In the description there's a. 
Great podcast, yeah. 

1417
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,720
And Aurora for the song. 
I wish I could. 

1418
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,800
Do off the song or no? 
I wish I could join that with. 

1419
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,160
Thank. 
You very much thank. 

1420
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,840
You for having us go to 
Margaret.

