1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,960 I'm Michael. Che and I'm Colin Jose, and 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 we've got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,640 events streaming only on Peacock, exactly how it's called 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,200 New York After Dark and it's a comedy show that only features 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,960 drop in comic. Boom, you nail. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Into Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 New York After Dark. It's some kind of comedy thing, 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 and it's streaming now only on Peacock. 14 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:35,880 You love it. Zippers, welcome to this episode 15 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,440 of the TSB Podcast with me, she and Todd. 16 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,520 I'd say we've been doing this podcast for a long time down 17 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,760 along. We've been doing the podcast for 18 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:48,200 roughly ballpark 18. Months for the podcast we've. 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,560 Been in here for a long 418 months, done the podcast, been 20 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,400 in the studio for four and I've had a lot of guests. 21 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,880 You're talking hundreds of hours worth of content. 22 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,560 Some of the best comedians in the land and funny stuff's 23 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,000 happened but just a second ago I just got confused as to which 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,040 camera I should be looking in and Don has never laughed more 25 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,200 than that moment there, you know, Which is disrespectful 26 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,000 because we've had the finest comedy minds in and all the 27 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,760 Turkish from me. They realised that after 18 28 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,000 months I've been looking on the wrong camera the whole time. 29 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,480 It's because you went down. What camera am I looking at? 30 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,280 And there's literally only one camera pointed at your face. 31 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,640 Yeah, yeah. Look, but that's you. 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,280 That's you. That's. 33 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,800 Just and I make no. Apologies for that's just. 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,120 The way you are, the end of the day. 35 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,640 At the end of the day. I'm joined by Aaron Butler. 36 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,640 Hello. Good to be here, thanks for 37 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,560 having me. This is the most normal you've 38 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,600 been dressed. It's like you're trying to do an 39 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:48,640 impression of a regular guy. And it's not working the yeah, 40 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,240 I'm just it's the feeler today. So don't want to disrespect any 41 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,360 of the events happening left the host didn't want to be too loud 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,680 and in your because I live beside where the feel is 43 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,800 happening. So I just went let Matt Conlon 44 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,480 have his moment. Let him enjoy the daggers his 45 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,280 day today, and I hope he wins. Will you be? 46 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,240 Will you be there? Tonight I'm in Castlederg with 47 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,199 Paddy McDonald tonight doing support. 48 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,040 The biggest cultural celebration. 49 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,520 Don't you want me to do reads? Yeah, Don wants me to do some 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,800 reads. You do reads and we'll come back 51 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,680 to that. Let's park that. 52 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,440 Sorry, go. Sorry, let's do some. 53 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,480 Reads Read it out. Let me kick off Blue tube with 54 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:31,200 with PUNJANA. What does that give you? 55 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,800 Punjana? What is punjana #1 Selling tea 56 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,160 in Northern Ireland. Thompson family have been making 57 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,800 tea since the 1800s. You know, a lot of people at 58 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:45,200 that time were concerned about mediaeval battles, but the 59 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,680 Thompson family were just working on tea in between dodge 60 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,840 and arrows being shot from the Fort Cullis. 61 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,000 The Thompson family were like, how do we get nice tea to the 62 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,520 people of Northern Ireland? And they travel all around the 63 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,360 world to bring us the best tea there is. 64 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,040 Because here's the thing, if I was setting up a tea company, it 65 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,640 would be from like handy places. Like if I was setting up a tea 66 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:11,440 company, I would be bringing you tea from places like Lurgan, 67 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,120 Dungannon. I wouldn't be, I don't even know 68 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,160 if there is tea fields there. But I wouldn't will be willing 69 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,800 to travel to places like India where the Thompson family go a 70 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,280 place like that to bring you the best tea in the world. 71 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,760 The Thompson family taste all of their tea with their own mouths, 72 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,880 mouths, mouths. You decide. 73 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,600 It's the number one selling tea in Northern Ireland. 74 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,280 Look, you know, there's a lot of brands out there, but you know 75 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:40,760 that a lot of them are evil. Every other brand basically. 76 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,680 But Panjana, it's just a good cup of tea we're drinking on the 77 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,360 podcast. We're fuelled by it and and you 78 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,520 just got to go out there and get it. 79 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,360 I wish I had a discount code or something, but I, we asked 80 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,800 Panjana, we asked the Thompsons, do you want to do a discount 81 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,320 code? Can be able to buy tea online. 82 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,160 Is it weird to buy tea online? And they went, no, I just tell 83 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,120 people about it. So we've told people about it 84 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,120 and you know what to do? Go out there, drink Punjana, get 85 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:10,000 Punjana tattooed on you, on your forehead, on your back, on your 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,760 thigh, whatever it is. The first person to get Punjana 87 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:19,320 tattooed on themselves gets set in on the podcast for one week. 88 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,839 Would that work? Someone will do that, some 89 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,640 lunatic will do that. Someone will just be sitting in 90 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:29,320 that chair with Punjana like Mike Tyson around their face and 91 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:35,800 it'll be Paddy McDonald. Panjana tastes good in your 92 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,720 mouth. Also, we are sponsored by 93 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,480 Manscaped. Let's go from the mouth down 94 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:48,520 South. 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I don't it's Bluetooth 146 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,640 headphones and and I just walk about country roads talking to 147 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,920 myself. So that's Pedro on a com slash 148 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,600 TV with me podcast. Pair a couple of quid, get great 149 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,640 bonus content. And that's what it is now. 150 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,160 No. Let's get into it. 151 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,720 Sure. My guest is Aaron Butler. 152 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,320 Do you have a middle name? Mitchell, I swear to God I do. 153 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,120 I don't even have my ID on me. Hold on. 154 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,680 If I can find a photo of my ID. Mitchell Butler sounds like a 155 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,800 law firm that I would not want to represent. 156 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,880 Genuinely, if I can find a document on my Dropbox, yeah, 157 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,760 your. Mum like your mum like these 158 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,800 standards. I don't know what the the 159 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,560 concept behind Mitchell was that no, they didn't even because 160 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,560 they had. Well, Mitchell can be a first 161 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,560 name as well. Yeah, the butt. 162 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,040 Mitchell Butler. Yeah. 163 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,480 Our Mitchell Butler sounds like the sassiest choreographer in 164 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,400 Time. In ways then the I can't find, I 165 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:10,880 can't. Believe you. 166 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,000 I believe you've gone into that. You've sorry. 167 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,760 Do you mind? You, you don't mind. 168 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,240 The name is. No. 169 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,440 Stewart, but it's spelled Stewart. 170 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,800 Hate that, hate that. I want to lose it like. 171 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,600 Yeah, do just what do you do? Do you have to go to court or 172 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,160 something and just legally? Drop. 173 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,520 I mean, I don't, I don't think you go to court. 174 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,160 I think you maybe just fill in like a thing. 175 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,679 I think you go to court like packed courthouse in a jury. 176 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,440 And announce it you. Could give your evidence and 177 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,200 weirdly there's a prosecution, you have the defence. 178 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,640 Yeah, you go to gaol for it. Aaron Mitchell Butler. 179 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,560 And you honestly that that's a better stage name than Aaron 180 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,160 Butler. Aaron Mitchell Butler. 181 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,520 I start using it now, yeah. Because Aaron Mitchell Butler 182 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,320 sounds like he might do stand up. 183 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,240 He might do. Interpretive dance I do. 184 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,080 It might be like, you know, stop smoking Lecture from Aaron 185 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,320 Mitchell Butler. Yeah, I tell Internet safety to 186 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,080 kids in schools. Yeah, not well. 187 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,920 Well, you would not be the person. 188 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,280 Well, the the we were, I'm gigging with Patty McDonald, the 189 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,520 Minnows Tour, and he's just saying stuff. 190 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,800 Tell me more. And yeah, he's just saying it's 191 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,080 very different vibe than gigging with you on your tour. 192 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,200 He just says stuff and most like 90% of his stories start with 193 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,840 I've a mate right and the rest of the story just goes into 194 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,200 utter chaos by the way. You know when he says I've got a 195 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,880 mate, what he means is this is this happened to me? 196 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,280 It's all him but he said one line out of the blue last night 197 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,320 and I had to stop and just go. That's that's shite Paddy. 198 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,040 I'd literally he goes, he's in bag of Williams car. 199 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:45,840 He goes, 7 out of 10 people are paid offence and I went and 200 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,000 there was utter silence and I just thought and went no, I was 201 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,880 like, that's not true and I've. Used in a car looking at each 202 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,600 other, do a man. That's why I was like, I was 203 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,440 like, so statistically me, your William is a paedophile right 204 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,320 now is what you're saying. And I was like, you're saying 205 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,760 70% of the world's population is a paedophile. 206 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,720 He goes, aw, he's like nobody. That's not true. 207 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,920 He's like, look it up. 7 out of 10 people are paedophiles. 208 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,240 I mean, statistics of Patty McDonnell, I was like, it's just 209 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,440 not. It just can't be real. 210 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,520 And he'll like he proper conviction on what he says. 211 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:22,400 Like believes it to the NTH degree, but that's Patty for 212 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,880 you. 7 out of 10 people. Get very different treatment 213 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,160 with Patty as well compared to like yourself or whatever. 214 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,880 We went to the the elk last night and as you know, when we 215 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,720 go to the Elk, they. Oh, my backstage vibe is a lot 216 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,360 of, you know, a lot of potpourri, a lot of buffets, 217 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:42,080 shades, long. It's it's just, yeah, we get, we 218 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,520 get the works, Yeah. Then we get when we went there 219 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,640 last time, they gave us menus on the way in. 220 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,000 They put us in a beautiful room. They like the trade guys just 221 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,360 come down whenever you feel like blah, blah. 222 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,880 We show up a party. They're just like, I go out the 223 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,760 back there, There's no, not even a glass of water. 224 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,800 Like I was just sitting there going, this isn't as cool now 225 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,480 people. Panic when I come in as if I'm, 226 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,480 you know, like an undercover. Shopper. 227 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,920 Yeah, like. If you knew there was an 228 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,080 undercover shopper, you'd be running about being like, here, 229 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,440 this is the best trolley. People like, run in. 230 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,880 They're like, oh, the Weeble has dietary. 231 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,960 Requirements. Yeah, they do. 232 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,080 There's always someone running about sweating at my gigs that 233 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,240 works there that like and I'm really overworking them. 234 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,640 Yeah, and the whole week leading up, do you arrive and they're 235 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,800 like, Shane's coming tomorrow? Yeah, I'm the only guy who gets 236 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,400 a Coke 0 with this meal and demands they just pour a bit so 237 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:39,240 I can taste it. Yes, I mean 7. 238 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,920 He's talking about 7 out of 10 people's paedophile at 7 out of 239 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,120 10 gigs. I'll spit in a member of staff's 240 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,240 face if something substandard, even just a little bit like I've 241 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,480 seen it, I fly off the handle easily. 242 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,200 Justifiably though, you know they deserve it. 243 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,280 We deserve the utmost of treatment and we go to the top 244 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:01,840 of the town in Antrim. Here I was going to ask you 245 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,320 this, like what? Because you know, in the podcast 246 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,400 we have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun and we can 247 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,120 talk. What I love about doing in the 248 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,080 podcast is we can change gear, we can talk about anything. 249 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,680 And what do you think is the key to happiness? 250 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,480 Oh, that's a, that's a deep. Big one, luck. 251 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:23,760 And has your answer to that or your perception of happiness 252 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,680 changed over time? Yes. 253 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:32,440 Like so in my marketing course in uni, we used to study like 254 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,080 that whole thing because it was like when you make people happy. 255 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,600 Well, when you're doing marketing, they're like when 256 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,920 they're talking about products or services that you're marking 257 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,160 to people, like they're talking about how you can market 258 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,800 something to make someone feel like it makes them happy. 259 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,600 So you buy it. So for example, if if Apple make 260 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,960 a product that's an iPhone or an iPad and they show the advert, 261 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,680 you're listening to music, you're walking down the street, 262 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,120 you're happy, you see that and you go, you associate that with 263 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,040 happiness. So it was called Maslow's 264 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,640 hierarchy of needs, which is like this table that was 265 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,040 constructed like years ago. It's like a pyramid. 266 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,280 At the top it's, it's like stuff like love. 267 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,600 And at the bottom you have stuff like food, stuff that you 268 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,480 actually need to survey food shelter. 269 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,000 And it starts getting up to more personal stuff like, you know, 270 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,720 your own goals and self esteem and blah, blah, blah. 271 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,720 So I think it's just a whole mix of thing, things like that. 272 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,880 But in terms of like, what's changed, I think maybe when I 273 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:32,760 was younger, maybe what made me happy was, I don't know, like 274 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,200 it's so hard to answer. What about you? 275 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,560 What like. As in the differences between 276 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,840 what you used to be having. Yeah, well, like, do you know 277 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,000 what? What used to make you happy was 278 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,360 simpler, wasn't it? Like when you were 14, getting a 279 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,880 chippy made you happy. I think almost the opposite. 280 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:54,400 I think I would have wanted everything the line up. 281 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,760 When you were younger. Yeah, I would have wanted it 282 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,120 would have taken not I'm like pretty happy person. 283 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:08,160 But when I was younger, I'd be like, if this is if this happens 284 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,520 and then that means that happens and then that knocks onto the if 285 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,000 all these things happen together, then I'll be happy. 286 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,240 I would need everything in my life to be going right before I 287 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,040 was like amazing. Whereas now I will definitely 288 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,360 celebrate the smaller victories more, right, and I'll go all 289 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,560 these other things might be happening, but this thing just 290 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:30,720 happened. Case in point yesterday. 291 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,520 So we're living with the my inlaws for a while while our 292 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,920 house getting done and I order AT shirt and a hoodie on a 293 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,600 sauce. This is happiness for me. 294 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,840 All right, so so that's making me happy that they're arriving. 295 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,200 We things like that. I'm looking forward to that. 296 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:52,520 And my, my mother-in-law texts me, I think and says, what did 297 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,720 you order? And I was like just T-shirt and 298 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,280 hoodies. Like it's the biggest package 299 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,960 I've ever seen. That makes me happy because I'm 300 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,120 going, they've sent the wrong order, but what's in it? 301 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,000 So I'm buzzing to get home and go through this because I know 302 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,240 that they fucked up the order. And I think if my original stuff 303 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,640 is also in this and there's extra stuff, this is the stuff 304 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,960 dreams were made of. Because who knows, maybe it was 305 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,720 like some sort of Middle Eastern. 306 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,440 It was my order. It was my order. 307 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,720 I mean if it was your order I. Would have arrived on a draft. 308 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,160 I'd be like, I can't wear this stuff because I'm white, you 309 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:33,160 know, but me neither. But I but I got back and I 310 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,640 looked at this the ASOS package was this by this. 311 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,040 That's a big. One it was it was it was like a 312 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,000 Buffalo. The a sauce package. 313 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,720 I tear into it. I'm like if this guy that's 314 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,960 ordered this stuff is also like very stylish and a medium. 315 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,440 You're you're just going to roll with it. 316 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,280 Best. Yeah. 317 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,000 Now when I opened it, all the stuff was pretty shakier and it 318 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 was large, but my stuff was in it. 319 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,440 But I loved. The fact that I. 320 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,640 Just had all this stuff and I was like, I could give this 321 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,320 purse this to this person and maybe I'll drop these into a 322 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,840 charity shop that that just made me really happy. 323 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,240 Yeah, that is a good one. Sort of simple small thing like 324 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,720 that. I get the small things. 325 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,640 The small things kind of make me happy, like I'd probably have a 326 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:21,280 flat line of happiness. So we unexpected, unexpected 327 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,320 things make me very happy. Yeah. 328 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:29,080 And I think for me as well, it's like just trying not to let 329 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,760 anything trigger like me being sad or angry, like we all, you 330 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,120 know, some you always get bad news or something, you always 331 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,480 get fucked off at it or whatever. 332 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:40,000 And it's like you sit back and go right, Well, tomorrow I'm 333 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,160 still going to wake up and I'm still going to go to work and go 334 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,400 about my day because you have to as normal. 335 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,480 Nothing's going to stop. Like so like that realisation 336 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,160 always made me think like, Oh well, nothing's really that 337 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,880 massively bad in the scheme of things, you know when? 338 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,720 You you probably learn acceptance better when you get 339 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:01,040 older as yes, I accept that you've, when you think about it, 340 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:06,400 you've so many spinning plates. There are so many family, work, 341 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,400 health, all this. And it's like if if you get them 342 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,599 all the line, if you tried to get them all to be perfect. 343 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,640 It's never going to. Work. 344 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,680 You don't get anything done. You just have to accept that 345 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,400 like, well, that plate's. Smashed. 346 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,319 That's about to fall. Fuck, that's nice. 347 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,119 Yeah. But I, I explained it so 348 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:30,960 recently as like whack A mole. Yeah, that game where you like, 349 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,280 bang all the things down and then another one pops up. 350 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,400 Motivational. Speaker So it's the key to 351 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,440 happiness you. Can't. 352 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,400 You can't keep running about smacking that one now, because 353 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,600 then that one pops up and you smack that one down and then to 354 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,120 come up after a while, you have to just sort. 355 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,920 Of throw the mallet down and let the moles. 356 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,360 You get all the moles you're just looking at and you're like, 357 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,440 you just have to accept that the moles are going to keep coming 358 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,160 up until they actually get and I think I'm doing OK, but all the 359 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,800 moles will eventually come up to the service and just eat you to 360 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,520 death. No, they want you to hit them 361 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,320 with the hammer. They come up and they go, you 362 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,160 know what I mean? They have they're holding on at 363 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,240 the end all they're like, come on, you're like, no, you have to 364 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,400 stay. There's no like, I think you 365 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,240 just have to get it to a point where everything's all right. 366 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,440 Yeah. That's all it is. 367 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,200 Happiness. Probably, yeah. 368 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,920 But I also think everyone just has that worst, just like you're 369 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,920 just making the best of the situation at the current time. 370 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,920 You know what I mean? That's all. 371 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,040 That's all you can do. Like the but you know. 372 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,480 When we were doing Dad Boys, we had the expert Alex on. 373 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,680 So I sent her an e-mail one day and she was giving us advice 374 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,520 about the boys, advice about parent. 375 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,160 And I said, look, I produced with these two comedians. 376 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,320 It's like having two kids you have to look after. 377 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,000 Do you have any advice for me? And she's like, lower your 378 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,440 expectations. Is this true? 379 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,600 Yeah. And have you lower expectations 380 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,720 in life? You'll be happier that that. 381 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,760 That's right though. That is true, yeah. 382 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,600 That's true. I mean very weird. 383 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,880 You want to do a childcare expert for advice on how to cope 384 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,480 with me and Dave? No. 385 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,400 Perfectly acceptable. Wasn't part of the show. 386 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,840 It was just like, explain the consequences of their actions to 387 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,560 them. Treat them, you know, reward, 388 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,800 reward. Good work. 389 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,840 Is that why you keep giving me Milky buttons? 390 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,240 Yeah. We gold stars in your forehead. 391 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,160 You just spent an. Hour and a half on the naughty 392 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:24,200 step before you arrived. But but you're right, lowering 393 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:28,920 your you know, the way people people go Well, I think that's 394 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,320 right, the lower expectations. But then sometimes I don't think 395 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,000 it's wrong to be like, you know, someones like I, but this 396 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,560 terrible thing might happen, like also might not. 397 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,360 I think you just have to see how everything goes. 398 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,080 Just see how it goes. Yeah, exactly. 399 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,440 Just have a middle ground with it. 400 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,680 Don't get too hyped up where you're like this is going to be 401 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,360 so good because then it'll never live up. 402 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,600 Because I do that with stand up comedy in general and work. 403 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:56,360 I used to, me and Dave used to at the start of every year write 404 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,320 out these goals that we had and looking back on them, we did 405 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:05,280 this like 6-7 years ago. I've done 1% of the things that 406 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,280 six years ago I wanted to do that year. 407 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,280 Some were ludicrous and I don't think that's bad to do it. 408 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,080 But when I didn't hit these like goals, it was like failure, 409 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,320 failure, failure, kind all many failures. 410 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,960 So now I'm very much like. I don't control. 411 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,200 There's so much that you can and won't control. 412 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,280 Yes, I I do, you know, it's, I think a good relatable example. 413 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,480 If you ever go in for like an acting audition and you nail the 414 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,320 audition, like nail the lines and the thing, but then it just 415 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,480 comes down. They're like, ah, you're 2 416 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,520 inches too short. Yeah. 417 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,000 And that's literally all it is. And that or sometimes it's like 418 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,680 your hair is just a little bit too brown for the screen or 419 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,640 that's I think. I think they're just telling. 420 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:47,880 I think that's, I mean, that sounds like it's the same people 421 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,720 as well. You're 2 inches too short. 422 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,040 OK, I can wear built up shoes. Your hair's too brown. 423 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:59,560 Good highlights, yeah. The auditions are are exactly 424 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,680 what I was going to relate that to. 425 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,160 Told the story in the podcast a couple of times before. 426 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,280 I love Line of Duty. I go in for a line of duty 427 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,360 audition. This is right. 428 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,800 I go especially to get because I want it so bad. 429 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,280 I go to my friend Marty McCann, who's, in my opinion, like, the 430 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,880 best actor here. And then he, like, coaches me. 431 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,880 And the difference in the start when I was like, OK, I think, 432 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,280 and I was in a Birmingham accent. 433 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,760 So I do it at the start to him. And he goes accents good. 434 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,240 But you're concentrating more on the accent than the acting, you 435 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,920 know? So we spend about two hours 436 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,520 going through it. And by the end I was like there 437 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,960 is such a big difference in what you've taught me here. 438 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,920 Should it send it off? 2 days later me and Dave were 439 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,440 about to do Boy Town where it's like caffe near in Hollywood. 440 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,320 I get a phone call from my agent who's based up in Derry and he 441 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:53,480 goes you've you've got, he phoned me and I before he said 442 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,360 anything I went I've got the part and I'm saying it as a 443 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,080 joke. I'm saying it as a joke though, 444 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,240 because again, when I even though I put the work into it, 445 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,680 I'm presuming I'm not going to get it. 446 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,600 So I go I got the part thinking in front of me about something 447 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,960 else. And he goes actually yes. 448 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,440 I was like, Oh my God, he goes, I'll phone you back and get more 449 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,600 details. I go in De Niro, tell Dave, 450 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,640 Dave's like me, That's unbelievable. 451 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,920 Gives me a hug and I'm like, this is great, like this so 452 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,160 good. I get ready to phone my wife and 453 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:25,400 mum and dad and then my agent phones me back and I again as I 454 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,720 go, don't tell me there's been a balls up hazard. 455 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,200 Ha ha ha. And he's like, yeah, 456 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,600 legitimately, that's the the casting director phoned the 457 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,000 agent of another actor called Shane because the guy who got is 458 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000 called Shane and he was my agent. 459 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,120 Not his fault at all. Was so apologetic. 460 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,720 I thought he's gonna cry. He's like me. 461 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,560 He's man, I'm so sorry. He's like, I can't believe this. 462 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,240 And I was like, it's fine. And he goes, I know you're just 463 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,960 saying that. I was like, no, I was like, this 464 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,080 is funny. Like this is very funny because 465 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,480 I enjoy my own misfortune at times when like no one's died, 466 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,880 yes. You know what I mean? 467 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,440 The Van Morrison story being a key example last week. 468 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,960 Literally this day last week, So I ran into Dave and I'm more 469 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:14,480 excited to tell him about what's happened to me than I would have 470 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,040 been excited about getting the role. 471 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,960 I'm more excited to for this story to come out of like this. 472 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,400 Fucking balls up. That happened to me and I can't 473 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,520 control what else we're going to do, like be reagent or gutted 474 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,640 for weeks about this. I was like, no, it wasn't to be. 475 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,840 I mean, the only the only audition I was legitimately 476 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:37,160 like, you know, better grieve That was there's a movie from 477 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,560 here about stand up. They filmed it like earlier this 478 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,560 year at the start of this year and potty keep these in it. 479 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,840 And actually, yeah. Oh, I didn't know. 480 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,400 It's about a stand up course, right? 481 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,880 Right. And it's about comedy community, 482 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,160 people in a community that do a course in stand up comedy and 483 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,440 then they put on like a showcase. 484 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,240 I was asked to addition for it and I said, have I told you? 485 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:06,640 Isn't it Maybe I said my agents like do you want to the vast if 486 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,520 you want to. I mean, they ask hundreds of 487 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,560 people, but the vast if you want to go for this. 488 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,520 I said yeah. I said do you want me to pick 489 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,440 one of my clips and we'll send of media and stand up, We'll 490 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,440 send it over. He goes, yeah, they're, they're 491 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,120 looking for you to, to like audition, you know, to play a 492 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,560 part of a comedian. And I said, well, you know, I, I 493 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,960 already have the audition tape, kind of. 494 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,720 I've got What's better than the audition tape? 495 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,080 You don't my audition tape at the Waterfront Hall? 496 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,440 Or do you want my audition tape at the? 497 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,360 No, it wasn't that. I was saying I have this high 498 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,560 profile. I was actually being like, you 499 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,920 can see, hear me doing stand up. Yeah, you can also see a live 500 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,560 audience in it. So, you know, it probably shows 501 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,200 that I'm, I'd be pretty perfect for this because I am this, you 502 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,400 know, and they were like, no, they want, they've written a bit 503 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,120 of stand up for the script. They want you to read that to a 504 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,120 camera with no one there. And my argument was sort of 505 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:04,000 like, I know, but that's because of COVID and we'd be doing this 506 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,680 in the room. So I can show you me doing it in 507 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,840 a room. At the end of the day, it wasn't 508 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,280 that big and back and forth. I was like, no problem, I'll do 509 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,440 it. If that's what they want, I'll 510 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,000 do it no problem. And I get there and it says 511 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,480 like, feel free to improvise. So I make my own interpretation 512 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,120 of it. The premise of the bit is it's 513 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,840 like a bit about your DA, you know, it's a sort of bit I could 514 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,560 see myself doing. It wasn't a bad bit of stand up 515 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,000 and I'm like, you know, going a bit there, pan with it then and 516 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,280 it's fine. And I just didn't get the part. 517 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,320 So that's the only addition where although I look at them 518 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,480 after reflectively and go retrospectively and go, you 519 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,280 know, you know, no problem, just wasn't meant to be. 520 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,200 That's where I was like, that's hectic. 521 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,160 Yeah, because. I wasn't convincing enough of 522 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,920 being me. Yeah. 523 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,560 I stand up. Yeah, you know it. 524 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,080 Yeah, I can understand that wasn't. 525 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,800 That no, it was more excited to just get on the podcast and tell 526 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,440 the story. The but yeah, I. 527 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,720 Didn't Derry girls I fucked up? I was going to say, if you ever 528 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,520 like did an audition and got close to getting a part in 529 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,640 something. Derry Girls. 530 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,920 Derry girls, what was the part? Part was somebody that was I 531 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,240 don't know if the if the. Wasn't a recurring character. 532 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,600 It was like a one off. I don't know. 533 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,680 It might have been, but it was a character who, I'm not saying 534 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,600 too much detail, someone got that part, but bear in mind they 535 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,880 might have just been telling me someone said you were like it 536 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,360 was between you and this other person and he didn't get it. 537 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,800 Is that always? That might not be true. 538 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,520 That's always what they say though, wouldn't it? 539 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,200 But I didn't, It was my first ever audition in front of the 540 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,200 casting director, proper audition. 541 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,880 And they it said about being off book and I thought that meant 542 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,600 you can read off the book so you don't have to. 543 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,320 I was like, you don't. Have to learn it. 544 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,400 I was to do like, I think it was to do accent fine with that. 545 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,080 So I just walk in and they're like, do you want to start? 546 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:59,160 And I was like, yeah. And then I'm like this close to 547 00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,920 my. Face, they were like, what are 548 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,680 you doing? You're like I'm off book deck 549 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,720 heads. Yeah, you know, they said they I 550 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,280 did it and I thought it went quite well. 551 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,000 And they were like, could you make some eye contact with us? 552 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,040 And I was like, well, I'd have to, you know, look at it. 553 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,360 And then do you want me to do it? 554 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,160 On book and then and then at the end the guy goes, do you want to 555 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,440 go to Starbucks, cross the road? They were so signed. 556 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,200 Do you want to go and try and learn it and then come back, 557 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,000 which like they didn't even have to do. 558 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,680 And I was like, OK. And then someone explained to me 559 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,920 days later what off book meant. And I was like. 560 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,520 Well, I was the opposite. I was on book and then like 561 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,200 months later somebody involved said if you hadn't known it you 562 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,840 would have got it. But that could have just been to 563 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,600 make me feel better. But. 564 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,280 I know sometimes it's sad. I've only there's one audition I 565 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,840 remember going horrendous and I shouldn't have even been at it. 566 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,200 It was when I was like 23. It's for soul playing too. 567 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,400 No, I would have got that. The other what's up, Snoop? 568 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,440 The other That's how I delivered my dialogue. 569 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,880 The But yeah, it was for I was like 23. 570 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,600 And I'll give him a shout out here, Kieran Doherty from 571 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,640 Stellify Media fame. Like a production company guy 572 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,760 that we know was like, and I know this guy casting for an 573 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,600 advert, he's like, I don't know any details about, but it's for 574 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,720 a comedian. He's like, just go down there. 575 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,240 He's like, it's a comedy role. He's like, go down there, I get 576 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,080 get you a time slot. 11:00 whatever. 577 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,720 I was like, cool. Yeah, I'm not doing anything 578 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,920 else. Oh, you were 23? 579 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,280 23 night. So keep in mind 23 like I looked 580 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,040 pretty young at 23 and maybe didn't have as much of A beard, 581 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,840 probably clean shaving, like very, very younger looking than 582 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,120 George or Hyman. Yes, they'll do the the Marshall 583 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,960 anyway. The the not for long and the I 584 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,440 don't know what that means, but I so I go down to the Rock and 585 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,880 Malone Rhoda River. The audition was being held and 586 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,480 they hand you like a page on the day. 587 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,440 They're like it's an advert for a shopping centre. 588 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,360 You're playing the role of a husband, right? 589 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,720 Right. They're playing a role of a 590 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,480 husband. And your line is yes, dear. 591 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,200 And you just have to repeat the line yes, dear over and over 592 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,520 again. And they're like, here's your 593 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:07,360 wife and they to the room like a 40 year old lady. 594 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,640 And I just went, I was just like, all right. 595 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,040 And they filmed the audition. So somewhere out there, this 596 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,840 tape exists. Oh, we have to. 597 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,920 Try. I don't know. 598 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,360 I don't even know what company was there anything? 599 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,920 Yes, dear. Yeah, but. 600 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,320 You could never, you and me could never call someone dear. 601 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,680 I know I was doing different variations and all I was like, 602 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:31,160 yes, dear, yes, dear, yes, dear, as just so bad. 603 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,760 Like I like I could, I was like, no, but you could tell even the 604 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,840 camera guy sat on the camera just standing there going we're 605 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,800 wasting everyone, we're wasting. Why don't we just tell this kid 606 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,280 to go home like he's 23. He can barely, he barely got 607 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,320 here like he's not going to have a wife, so. 608 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:51,640 Me and Dave auditioned for the one that Mickey got. 609 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,640 Yes. And it was in the Europa and you 610 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,760 auditioned as a pair. So if you didn't know someone, 611 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,040 you just got paired to the stranger. 612 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,120 Oh, that's interesting. But if you knew someone that was 613 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,680 wanting to this for you could go in together. 614 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,760 So me and Dave go in for it and it's an alpha heart and we're 615 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:12,040 playing two guys that are like, you know, going round Northern 616 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,680 Ireland looking at different things. 617 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,240 And but we got into the room and they said we want you to, you're 618 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,760 going to like run about the Giant's Causeway or something 619 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,560 with Pints of Harp. So we said like, oh great. 620 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,920 And we're looking for the Pints of Harp for the addition. 621 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,280 And they went so yeah, just just visualise the harp. 622 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,960 And I looked at Dave and looked at them and I was like, can we 623 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,560 get like, are we going to get Pints of Harp? 624 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,520 Do you notice the theme between this and the last story? 625 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,960 You take things too literally. Yeah, off book like. 626 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,880 It's an odd for Harp, we're told with pints Harp and we're doing 627 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,720 it in the Europa where there are multiple bars and I'm sure they 628 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,280 serve Harp. So unrealistically. 629 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,960 I expect to have pints of Harp and the guy goes just fill it 630 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,520 out just over time. And I'm like, well, there's a 631 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,800 bar there. If we could get those anyway, me 632 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,440 and Dave do it. And it's all like, you know, and 633 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,360 if you're acting trained and stuff, and maybe you haven't, 634 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,760 like, you know, stage background, you'd be more 635 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,160 comfortable doing this. But they're basically saying 636 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,520 pretend you're on a Ferris wheel, pretend you're in a car. 637 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,080 But. I can't because I just really do 638 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,080 stand up. It's it's me and a microphone 639 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,880 and nothing's make believe. Yeah, you can't like put 640 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,680 yourself in the scenario and just. 641 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,440 No, I can't be comfortable being like, you know, like doing that. 642 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,640 Like, that was pretty good, right? 643 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,000 I don't know why I'm. Why something like go up so 644 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,240 high? That's why I didn't get that 645 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:48,240 citranade. You're just driving in a car, 646 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,800 all right? It's doing yoga. 647 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:57,200 So hey man, you want to you want to hit the town here? 648 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,240 You'd be the. Worst mime artist ever. 649 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,000 So anyway, we, you know, they're like, you know, you're running 650 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,960 away from Finn Mccool, you're running down the Giants 'cause. 651 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,480 You're like where is. He you're. 652 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,840 Like, I know Hordor, do you want me to get him to come in? 653 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,080 You're on the way, these pints. So me and David pretend to walk 654 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,520 about the pints and me and Dave take a laugh and fit journal 655 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,880 because we know we're not going to get it. 656 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,200 And it's like you with the shop, etcetera. 657 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,040 We know we're not going to get it. 658 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,680 So we know this is a huge waste of everyone's time, but no one's 659 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,520 going to stop it. So we're there for like 15 660 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,000 minutes doing all these act outs and Dave and I are gone like in 661 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,680 statues giggling and no one else is laughing. 662 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,800 So we have these fake pints of harp and all and you know, do 663 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,280 cheer cheers. And then you know, you're, 664 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,560 you're, you're, you know, you're running down the West link. 665 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,680 All this stuff goes on at the end of the thing. 666 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,960 The guys are like, so guys, cheers, we'll be in touch. 667 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,800 And we know they're not going to be in touch at the end, right? 668 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,240 Bear in mind they haven't laughed. 669 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,920 The crew haven't laughed at anything. 670 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,120 Casting team where we're from, England, they haven't laughed at 671 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,960 anything me and Dave have done. As me and Dave were walking out 672 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,520 the door, we like, nodded each other and we went and we walked 673 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,680 back up to them and they were getting ready for the next 674 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,520 people coming. And me and Dave went, you know, 675 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:20,360 just give me those. The guy's like, yeah, yeah, just 676 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:26,840 fucking set them there. Like oh sorry mate, that guy's 677 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,720 felt a wee. Bit over there. 678 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,480 Pass out the next actor. Sanitise up before you handle 679 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,000 them, yeah. Sure, I'm driving, but so then. 680 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,880 So then I got. He was like Heisel looking 681 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,280 oh. Key to key to happiness? 682 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,720 I don't know. It's a, it's a big, it's a, it's 683 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,000 a creative. Like, do you ever watch any of 684 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,600 the motivational coaches or anything like that or they're 685 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,720 so-called? Do you like there's not really, 686 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,720 I remember. I feel bad for the people that 687 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,320 get like sucked into it, like, you know, the seminars and stuff 688 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,360 and like. Yeah, I remember driving the 689 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,600 football once and I hadn't been playing well. 690 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,880 You've been playing well, and I decided to get some like 691 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,639 motivational YouTube that RIP the audio from YouTube 692 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,000 motivational videos, you know, like building music in the 693 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,840 background and at some retired US Sergeant. 694 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:28,239 And he's like, you wake up every day, Yeah, knowing that you're 695 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:32,199 going to, you might fail, but you still wake up, you know, 696 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,000 that sort of thing. Yeah. 697 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,120 Like those? Put that in. 698 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,440 Arnold Schwarzenegger gave some speech at a university about the 699 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,440 510 rules of life or something. I listened to this driving the 700 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,280 Donner Park in Newcastle to play a match. 701 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,639 Get there fucking pumped. We got beat like 9 nil. 702 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,880 Like brutal. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's 703 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,000 I've did that before as well. All that like even like 704 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,560 motivation in real life, like if you had like, you know, a 705 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,400 teacher or a coach or something like screaming at you and trying 706 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,600 to, it doesn't really work with me. 707 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,320 I like just like straight up normal child. 708 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,880 Yes, don't change things that you would normally do in your 709 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,200 daily life, because then it's not you. 710 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,560 And then I wouldn't want to build like a reliance on that 711 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,480 level of motivation. Yeah. 712 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,560 Or like, if I didn't have a chance to like, listen to some 713 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:20,280 sort of recording or watch some video or have a session with 714 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,080 some like, motivate Motivator and Mr Motivator. 715 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,440 If I miss that, then I'll be panicked. 716 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,640 And I, I, I know I'm, I think I'm pretty self motivated. 717 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,120 Yeah. Times where I'm not. 718 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,040 Yes, but. By and large, I'm naturally 719 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,440 pretty motivated to like, work hard and do well. 720 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,760 Well, yeah, you've got like good motivation in terms of like, you 721 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,840 know, what you want for yourself. 722 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,200 You've your own goals and stuff like that thing. 723 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,960 You also have the family to look after, which is a motivator too, 724 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,480 and things like that. And you have your house that 725 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,000 you're working on, which is a motivator. 726 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,080 And we all have those little things, you know, and I think 727 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,480 that's, that's a healthy thing to have. 728 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,920 Motivator And then all, you know, I'm doing all the building 729 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,320 work myself. So you are. 730 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoulders. 731 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,280 Are coming in well. Foundations are very why do you? 732 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,800 I think that's just the scam. Foundations. 733 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,120 Bricks below the house. Yeah, I know. 734 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,200 Yeah, good one. Just. 735 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,480 You start at ground level with the bricks. 736 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,880 Yeah, I think that's probably the best way to do. 737 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,840 It save money, yeah, you know, save, save resource. 738 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,520 The house will be fine. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing timber, 739 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,360 timber frame, all timber really. All timber frame, all wood. 740 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,960 That's good. I would love it if a property 741 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,640 developer for some sort of reality TV show paid me and you 742 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,480 to build a house and we had a week to do it and a family of 743 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,520 five. Oh no. 744 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,440 No experience. We're not allowed to bring 745 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,640 anyone else in. We just have like a yard of 746 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,320 supplies. I mean, you have to build them a 747 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,520 house. We here's what would happen. 748 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,400 We would just go, we would go buy one of those fucking bouncy 749 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,600 castles or something and just blow it up. 750 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,000 No, one of those house bouncy castles. 751 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,480 Cement around it, yeah. That would be something we would 752 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,480 do. The only DIY we've ever done was 753 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:56,040 in your office in in the old boy town office in Hollywood. 754 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,080 Me and you at the start of one of the years just decided to 755 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,880 take a notion and do some DIY let. 756 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,920 Me set this up. We used to have the boy, the 757 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,520 first ever Boy Town studio that me and Dave had was also in 758 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,200 Hollywood. Yeah, we've had three offices. 759 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,200 We started in this one and it was you were never, you were in 760 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,040 it once or twice. First couple of episodes of. 761 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,120 First episodes of this, we're in there. 762 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,840 I forgot about that. And you can tell that like it's 763 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,880 a bed. It was. 764 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,080 It was rough. It was a you had the IT was on. 765 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,400 You go up a fire escape around the back of a restaurant and 766 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,280 cross the roof of the restaurant. 767 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,600 You walk across the roof. Didn't feel legal. 768 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:42,120 Well, anyway, it was it was bad, but like we, we loved it at the 769 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,600 time. Yeah, it had somewhere to go. 770 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,280 It had charm. It was like it was his own 771 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,760 thing. I. 772 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,640 Mean it had charm, but also I would never have been in it 773 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,160 alone looking for anyone also come on, come on around the 774 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,840 studio one. We'll do a podcast just around 775 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,320 the people in the street sit there while I work because I'm 776 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,360 scared from my life. But but there was like a lot you 777 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,240 could have you could have done a lot. 778 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,320 We did do a lot like we put open windows in it because the window 779 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,320 we're just a window put open windows in. 780 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,160 We carpeted it out. We kept it as tidy we bits and 781 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,880 pieces, but then yeah, it was like the start of a year and 782 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,520 probably that motivating thing where you're like, look, let's 783 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,640 go into this year and do it right. 784 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,960 And I said I want to I want to just do some improvements to it. 785 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,160 So I got my best man for the job. 786 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,040 Me and the Batman took ourselves to don't think it was IK it. 787 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:33,000 Was a B&Q. We went to B&Q and spent about 788 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,200 £38 on things. To do up a whole of us that was 789 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,160 totally in tatters. I mean, you went there, me and 790 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,200 you showed up in a pair of shorts and a couple of string 791 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,280 vests and it was like in Zoolander when he goes down the 792 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,920 the mine, you know, it's like you were not caught out for it. 793 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,520 We we had all the gear and no idea as people would say. 794 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,640 And we went in with like hammers. 795 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,040 All this all the wrong equipment. 796 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,920 And the main thing I remember doing is getting, you know, that 797 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,720 foam that expands this. Is what I. 798 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,240 Remember, you plug up a gap by putting a little bit of foam, it 799 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:10,000 opens out and you plug like gap. And remember being so into that 800 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,520 and getting really carried away. And there was a, there was a 801 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,080 pipe, there was like a plastic pipe. 802 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,320 And then it was like a circular tube and there was a square cut 803 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,440 out around it. And there was a few inches in 804 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,840 all these gaps and like you probably should have put like 805 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,680 something else around it. And I was like, yeah, you can 806 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,360 use this foam. Yeah, bit of a, I was like, this 807 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,120 foam's a great job if you do anything with it. 808 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,000 So I poured loads of it into this hole and I was like, I 809 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,720 think that's actually that's done a great job and that's 810 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,680 boarded up. Walked back in like 2 hours 811 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,880 later and it was like something from a mid 90s horror film where 812 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,280 things keep spawning. It just expanded, expanded and 813 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,640 then it just like it took up the whole room. 814 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,000 Well, not really, but it was big like. 815 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,080 Yeah, and the best thing is you got so like trigger happy with 816 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,640 the foam you were just like doing we random bits and places 817 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,720 like you're just like. But we did no improve. 818 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,600 We technically did. We made it worse. 819 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,360 Yeah, I built one table and it was never straight. 820 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,320 That's right. But it was. 821 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,240 I was proud of it. But yeah, that was our one bit 822 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,120 of day. And we did it for about 40 823 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,760 minutes and went home. Oh no, I think we went and got a 824 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,480 really nice lunch. I think we're like, we'll be 825 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,000 here for four hours. They're like Baron out too. 826 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,520 Yeah, we want to pace ourselves here. 827 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,280 We don't want to do too much work at once. 828 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,720 I think I'm resigned to never be in a real DIY guy. 829 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,400 Our generation on unless you're a trades person, not like back 830 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,360 My dad like knows how to do everything and like his 831 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,400 generation would but that's. Good. 832 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,920 For some stuff, it's not bad, but it's like my dad would be 833 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,280 like, oh, you don't know anything. 834 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,640 Well, it's like, yeah, but you grew up without Internet and 835 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,480 YouTube and. Like Uber Eats? 836 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,680 Me. Yeah. 837 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,200 Yeah, your generation. Until like, walk to a cafe and 838 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,600 that's. What it? 839 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,440 Yeah, well, if I had all the time, the world on board is 840 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,520 fucking, there was only four TV channels, I'd have probably 841 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,480 fucking put a few nails in the wall like. 842 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,640 It's such a hard roast of your dad. 843 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,160 But it's just like he just like he thinks I'm useless. 844 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,800 Well, I am, but like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 845 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,320 But you know what I mean. Yeah, a whack A mole popped up 846 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:10,560 there. My. 847 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:18,520 We might stretch. Our generation, I don't know, 848 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,120 it's like there's some good about it. 849 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,680 I think our generation, but every generation probably thinks 850 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,320 this are like in the middle of our parents generation of like 851 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,800 work hard, do everything yourself, DIY practical and then 852 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:37,880 the young generation now of like tech talk and you know, weird 853 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,160 fashion. Internet code and all that sort 854 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,880 of stuff. Real life, I feel like we're the 855 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,520 normalist because we're in the middle. 856 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,280 We have a wee bit of. That we're a bit of a hybrid. 857 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,240 Well, we were the last generation that grew up without 858 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,840 the Internet. Yeah. 859 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,320 Because you, you obviously remember being a kid, not having 860 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,800 the Internet. And this is the like, you know 861 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,560 what I mean? So like, I think maybe when I 862 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,080 was about 1314, you start getting like dial up and stuff. 863 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,800 But it was like before the Internet, you never once were 864 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,000 like, oh, I need the Internet. But now that you have it, you're 865 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000 like, I couldn't be, yeah, your phone. 866 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,800 You're like, oh, how can I not be on Instagram? 867 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,200 You know what I mean? But like back in 1995, no one 868 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,760 was like, oh. I remember the first time I 869 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,680 really got on the Internet, I was worried at some point it 870 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,600 would be taken away. The Internet in general I was 871 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,800 like this might not stick around. 872 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,560 You thought it was too good to to be. 873 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,640 Like the Mr Internet might just go pull this. 874 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:30,160 So I remember going on to the WWF at the time, WWE wrestling 875 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,960 website. Oh, I did that too. 876 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,440 The biography of every single wrestler. 877 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,320 I'm putting it into a ring binder just so if I ever needed 878 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,720 to pull up that information, I could. 879 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,840 If I ever needed to know how much Al Snow weighed, I could 880 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,560 look it up. Or if I needed to know where the 881 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,920 wrestler of The Godfather was originally from, I could just 882 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,600 thumb it out and find out. You tried to print the entire 883 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,400 Internet, which is such a huge thing. 884 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,560 Crazy with printing. Yeah, I'm sure your dad just. 885 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,080 Had to constantly keep buying ink. 886 00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:00,800 Yeah, and then you phone me like people don't know if you're on 887 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,560 dial up and you phone someone. You couldn't, you couldn't be on 888 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,400 both at once. That was mad, wasn't it? 889 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,640 Like when you, when you think back, like your mom was like, 890 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,520 get off that. I need to phone your Aunt Tracy. 891 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,600 But do you think it'll go the other way where like, because 892 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,600 everything is so fake now, almost in a way, the fact that 893 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,720 everything's online, virtual reality, we're, you know, just 894 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,080 getting away from like real life. 895 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,160 Do you think it might just ever? Go the other way. 896 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,280 What were we just stripped back and just get back to no. 897 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,320 Maybe that no, you don't think that'll happen over lockdown? 898 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,840 And get go. People going like nature, more 899 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,040 people connect and more. I think there's a wee bit of 900 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,600 that, but I think as more children, generations get older 901 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,200 and stuff like that, you'll get this reliance, independence, 902 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,520 even more so on technology. I have an overwhelming feeling 903 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:54,160 of like powerlessness and like desperation at that, where I'm 904 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,400 like, like, wait. Like you can't let that happen. 905 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,600 Yeah, yeah. But you can't. 906 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,120 But like, you can't stop. But it's like a snowball that's 907 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,320 just going downhill constantly. Like the next stage is just 908 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,520 going to be virtual, virtual realities and like augmented 909 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,640 reality and things you're seeing, like you'll go into your 910 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,040 shop and stuff. All the prices will pop up out 911 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040 of the holograms and say it'll be just. 912 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,280 Will you be wearing glasses? For it first, I mean, I don't 913 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,320 know what way it'll develop, but I have no idea Look. 914 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,080 What do you mean? You go in the shop and you see 915 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,120 the price? You can do that now. 916 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,400 Yeah, but it's not on a. It's like a virtual tag or 917 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,000 something like that. There you'll have advertised 918 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,120 like window screens. What if you go into a room 919 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,400 that's empty but when you put these goggles? 920 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,560 On that's what it'll be. You'll be able to shop like 921 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,800 that. You'll be able to do. 922 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,960 You think you would go over and like? 923 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,520 What try grab the T-shirt? Try an on mall do. 924 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,000 Would you think you just like do like a thing to it? 925 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,800 Well, that's the other thing. We'll we'll yeah, we'll do. 926 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,640 You know what? I think you just. 927 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,040 Think I would like will we even be talking to each other or will 928 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,840 we just look at each other? Do you want, I think would still 929 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,120 be a nice touch, a wee virtual reality trolley you have to put 930 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,000 a wee virtual pound into? I think that would be a nice 931 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,680 touch. You just don't stuff like that, 932 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,080 Yeah, You want to ask? I want, I don't want to let go 933 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,400 of. The the way it used to be, but I 934 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,160 knew. I think I'm having that feeling 935 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,720 like I don't want to let go of the past. 936 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:12,960 That's how you know you're getting older. 937 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,560 You think so I think it's a sign of it, yeah. 938 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,880 Where you're start looking back, going on remember back in blah, 939 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,040 blah, blah. But like, it's even when even 940 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,560 when you notice people, like I always notice of people when a 941 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,040 new app comes along. Like it's like the dad thing 942 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,640 where it's like tech talk comes along and a bunch of boys go, I 943 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,640 don't know if I can tech tax, that's for kids and all. 944 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,400 But then what you don't realise is the app is literally passing 945 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,560 you by and you're missing the opportunity to get on it and do 946 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,480 something. You know what I mean? 947 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,320 Even though it might feel like, oh, it's a bit of a young person 948 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,600 saying too old frat and I blah, blah, blah, it's just another 949 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,160 fucking thing. Like, it's like, it's like the 950 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,640 Internet in early days, but it's a different form of it, you 951 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,960 know? I think I'm close to just being 952 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,800 where I'm at, Yeah. And letting like, I think after 953 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,720 a while you have to stop fighting the the tide and the 954 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,120 waves and you have to just lie down on the beach and that'll 955 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,360 cover you. And after a while that this is 956 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,160 not like life. I'm talking about technology and 957 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:08,840 stuff. Yeah. 958 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,720 I mean, I think, you know, you try like, you know, you're on 959 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,440 some Instagram, you know, yeah, you're using this and yeah, 960 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,480 TikTok. But I think whatever comes after 961 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,400 TikTok. You're done. 962 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,200 I'll be able to do. That's what I mean. 963 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,200 I'll have to just lie down on the sea bed and let the water 964 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,840 come over me. But I think when you let the 965 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,640 water come over you, by the way, if this was isolated as a clip, 966 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,920 this could be taken so badly. I think eventually when you let 967 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,960 the water just come over you, you just feel like it'll feel 968 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,040 really calm. I think it'll feel. 969 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,280 Sounds like you're drowning and Butler's surfing the wave. 970 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,040 I'm I'm surfing the wave. He's. 971 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,240 Surfing, he's up there. He's a 78 year old surfer, hell 972 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,720 of longer. But what I'm saying is he'll 973 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,600 look weird eventually up on that surfboard. 974 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,120 I mean, you say eventually. So your mates will be down like 975 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,480 me in the sea bed, dead, just lying there like dead jellyfish. 976 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,040 And I'm surfing with a bunch of young lads. 977 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,600 Here. See when I was in Donegal 978 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:03,600 there's jellyfish all over and I heard someone in the bar saying 979 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,600 of its things. It's just like a nettle sting or 980 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,840 a bee sting. I thought if it stung you near 981 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,240 dial. No, you don't near die. 982 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,560 No, there's lots of. Different ones, but do you ever 983 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,080 stung my jellyfish? Yeah, yeah, loads of times. 984 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,120 Generous, just like Nettle Stinger. 985 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,960 Oh, you're. It sounds like you're actively 986 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,400 going out to just try. And yeah, he's, he's standing in 987 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,040 them and all. Yeah. 988 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,800 Just sitting on the beach with two jellyfish and out of food. 989 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,160 I think. I think see if I hadn't to find 990 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,960 that out, say I went for like a swim by myself, like when the 991 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,160 baby was down to bed. If I was like because the beach 992 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,280 was just there. Oh, for we nighttime swim. 993 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,560 If I was by myself and didn't hear that, that it was just like 994 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,280 another thing and got stung by a jellyfish, I probably would have 995 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,720 died of panic in the water. I would never have made it out 996 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:50,200 of the water. I'd just, I'd just have the 997 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,640 real, like we've said about lying on the seabed, I would 998 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,880 have done that in real life. But like, there's no point in me 999 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,320 fighting this and I would have just been washed up. 1000 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,840 Isn't it true you just piss on it to get this thing to go away, 1001 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,320 don't you? No, yeah. 1002 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,280 That's the theory is that it's like alkaline and acid and it 1003 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,280 just neutralises. It so someone pisses on your 1004 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,320 leg. It gets this thing out of. 1005 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,320 It BR Kelly was just. Pounding jellyfish stung your 1006 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,280 face again. No, it didn't shut up. 1007 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,600 It's landlocked around here bro. You're like, no, we're in 1008 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:25,280 Atlanta. There's no this has a fish tank 1009 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,160 full of jellyfish. Do you want to see it? 1010 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,440 Get your face right up, dude. Why it's stinging on top of the 1011 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:41,320 head we don't want to have. Oh, buzz there. 1012 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,800 Any deep life questions you want to throw out or you want to you 1013 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:48,320 want to explore? Because we're under the current 1014 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,840 at the minute and it's nice. It's nice under. 1015 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:56,200 What when you're when you're 65? Yep. 1016 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,280 What do you think it is? You'll look back on and just 1017 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,720 reminisce about or what'll be like a memory or what'll be like 1018 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,280 a nostalgic thing. You'll just sit back and you'll 1019 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,960 be just proud over You'll have some a feeling come over you. 1020 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,280 I'll tell, tell you, like, I'll start it off. 1021 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,440 I have like really fond memories of performing in the Grand Opera 1022 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,880 House. And I think just looking back on 1023 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,600 it at the time, I might not have like, I enjoyed it at the time, 1024 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,120 but as I get older, I can appreciate it so much more 1025 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,840 because the Opera House has like real history to it and like 1026 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,360 shows. It's been around for such a such 1027 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,960 an establishment to be able to say you did like a show went and 1028 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,560 stuff like that. Did you? 1029 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,200 Go there as a kid, yeah. With your school you go see a 1030 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,680 panto or whatever. Yeah, and at the time, people 1031 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,400 were like, to me, they were like, like, take this and 1032 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,160 appreciate it. I don't think it did as much as 1033 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,000 I should have because I was sort of just like having fun or 1034 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,560 whatever. But the but yeah, looking back, 1035 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,120 whenever you just look out into the the audience, it's like, 1036 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,040 wow, this is this is a special feeling, You know, I. 1037 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,560 Think I appreciate everything but probably don't spend a lot 1038 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,320 of time comprehending the scale of it, if that makes sense. 1039 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,360 Yeah, because you're in it. Like I get it and I'm in it, but 1040 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,800 then sometimes feel like I don't really have time and I've got to 1041 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:14,320 think of the next thing. Not at a like my mind doesn't 1042 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,840 work too fast. Certainly doesn't. 1043 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,440 It's not like Turbo mind where I'm like, you know, like Kanye 1044 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,360 West, like already thinking like 10 projects ahead. 1045 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,520 But if I do like the waterfront or whatever, I'm thinking about 1046 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,320 what's next year. What can I learn from what's 1047 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,440 next year show? But it's very rare. 1048 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,800 I would take a step back and go, I can't believe I did that, like 1049 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,480 that happened. I think the thing I would 1050 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,880 probably look back on and be really proud and happy about is 1051 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:48,200 the fact that there was a large amount of people that supported 1052 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,800 me doing the thing I love doing the most. 1053 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,760 Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that's that. 1054 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,480 There was people that like. Investors. 1055 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,440 Have come to more than one show. People have come to all the 1056 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:04,000 shows and you're like, it's like, like having, it's like 1057 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,360 having fans, it's like. Yeah. 1058 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,520 It's something that had enough of an impact. 1059 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,280 Yeah, think you got her. Like as we get older too, you 1060 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,240 realise how more valuable time is. 1061 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:19,480 And like, so, so do then think, oh, someone has taken loads of 1062 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,160 time out of their time to see me do what? 1063 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,800 You know what I mean on money, like I think, but even the 1064 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,440 money's not even the big one, like it's the time because like 1065 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,280 someone has literally booked a babysitter, went out for a 1066 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,120 drink, spent 4 hours of the night just dedicated to going to 1067 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,520 see your show. That's a night they could have 1068 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,040 did something else, they could have sat in the house, they 1069 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,680 could have saved money or whatever. 1070 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,680 But yeah, I think it's a good. I don't think I spend a lot of 1071 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:47,000 time thinking about that in a scale way or. 1072 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,120 But you're on the journey to still like when you think it 1073 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,360 like they always say that it's like it is about like the 1074 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,080 journey is the part of it that you don't really take time to 1075 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,880 reflect on. But like when you eventually 1076 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,560 settle down with it, you'll you'll remember the little times 1077 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,280 like when we met at Nando's at 5:00 one day and Flippin 1078 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,360 couldn't get a table or when we went to this venue that had like 1079 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,080 you'll always remember those little quirky things that 1080 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,600 happened you. Know. 1081 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,800 Yeah, yeah. I think those will always come 1082 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,800 flooding back whenever things eventually. 1083 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,400 And I think that when you do take it all in, in a certain way 1084 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,840 and if you do overthink it and think that can be the time that 1085 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,120 you almost get a bit steel. At the thing. 1086 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:26,560 Yeah, you know, if you if you, I think if you spend a lot of time 1087 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,120 long and for like the time where it was at its best or something, 1088 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,800 I don't know. I'm very like, I just love doing 1089 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:44,720 it so much that I don't really stop too often because I, I, I 1090 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:49,320 don't want the whole, I don't want to slow down or something, 1091 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,480 if that makes sense. Yeah, I get that. 1092 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,000 What do you think in like 10 do I I would love to just be able 1093 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,080 to have like a flight. I would love to fly forward to 1094 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,960 10 years time. I would not not like I don't I 1095 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:04,640 don't mean like I mean just just a peak, just a peak I want. 1096 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,720 Here's what I want to peak of. I would love to see a peak of 1097 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,480 who's doing stand up, not from our sort of crowd or whatever, 1098 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,120 but like who's the new guys? Who's the who's like the 12 year 1099 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,480 old nice sitting in the house watching this podcast going in 1100 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,280 eight years time. I want to be a gay. 1101 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,000 Like that's the sort of jet. I want to see those guys come 1102 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,520 through. Like there's something exciting 1103 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,440 to me about that. I wouldn't take a glimpse in the 1104 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,520 future at all. Would you? 1105 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,920 Really. Never. 1106 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,560 See, I've got too. I've got too much of it and I 1107 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,040 would love to see that. I would love to see 100 years in 1108 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,560 the future. I would like, I want like I'm 1109 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,440 one of these people that like, go ahead, a. 100 years is 1110 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,920 different, but. Suppose because. 1111 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,680 It's not personal. Suppose, well, can't. 1112 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,120 One could be your personal situation 10 years from now or 1113 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,560 even the world, and you see something horrific then but 1114 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,240 can't change it. You're going to be like, yeah, 1115 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,640 because then you might try and change it and that's when that 1116 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,920 thing happens. That's what causes it. 1117 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:59,240 Well, here's let's say in my reality, we you get a glimpse 1118 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,040 and then you get men in black like men to raise right away. 1119 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,840 So you don't, you don't know what happens. 1120 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,560 No, I still. Not you still wouldn't the the 1121 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,240 but yeah, I would like I'm one of these people that like I 1122 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:13,400 would I would love to just fucking live forever just to see 1123 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,920 what happens. Well, I say I. 1124 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,440 Wouldn't you definitely have that thing probably with family 1125 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:27,560 where it it will all go on in a way, if you know what I mean. 1126 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,840 Like you do have to like check out hopefully when you're very 1127 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:38,440 old, but it's the fact that fun stuff will still be happening 1128 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,400 with the people that you kind of know. 1129 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,120 Yeah. If you know what I mean, like 1130 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,040 your job. Well, not not your job. 1131 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,000 That's totally wrong. In my situation. 1132 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,160 Now I'm just teeing it up for the next generation. 1133 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,480 Yes, I'm getting it all in place, making sure that it 1134 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,640 carries on in the best possible way. 1135 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,880 But then it will be difficult to. 1136 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:03,360 And then I'm all about like, you know, circle of life, like I 1137 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,480 love all that kind of stuff. That's why with like deaths in 1138 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,880 the family and stuff as difficult and terrible as they 1139 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,440 are, then you know there's a baby born six months later or 1140 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,680 something, you go, right, That's kind of the universe in a way. 1141 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:22,080 That's that's that is when it all boils down to it. 1142 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:27,400 Like, yeah. But what I mean is I I don't. 1143 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,760 I wouldn't want to be around forever at all. 1144 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,520 But I think but then our attitudes even change a bit 1145 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,760 where you're like, you know, you let things go a bit more, you 1146 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,320 start getting worried about time. 1147 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,640 But then probably when you're very old as well, you'd be less 1148 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,840 afraid of like passing on and all that sort of stuff. 1149 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,000 And you go. I've had the time. 1150 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,280 Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure there is like like even when I 1151 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,920 talk to like my granny and stuff like that, she has like this 1152 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,120 like it's almost like an ambience about her where it's 1153 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,240 just like like I've lived, like I'm just, I'm just here now 1154 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:02,240 enjoying the final, final chapter and it's all good. 1155 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,240 Well, I have a. Thing of like if I'm on a plane 1156 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,720 and there's tour this maybe a mad thing or maybe people go or 1157 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,360 a load of people do that. If I'm on a plane and there's 1158 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:15,240 real bad turbulence, my first very calm thought is, well, if 1159 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:19,680 this is it and I can control this, it's been, it's been class 1160 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,400 only if it was like a disaster or something I couldn't control 1161 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,080 if you know, like I would hate it, but I think I'd be able to. 1162 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,320 You won't know till you're in the situation. 1163 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,200 But I think what I mean is I'd be like, you know what it's 1164 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:36,560 been, It's been great. That's I was in a plane once and 1165 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,760 all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1166 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,360 Drop that in there. Just want to say that shout out 1167 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:47,800 to British Airways. Yeah, I and a situation having 1168 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,280 turbulence like, but it was turbulence to an extent where 1169 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:56,400 like everyone on the plane felt the plane do a drop and the 1170 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,560 noise I heard whenever it dropped from people's people's 1171 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,640 reaction would I can still do that. 1172 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,560 I can still feel it. I can feel it right now. 1173 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,240 I like it was like literally it was like women going like this, 1174 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,080 this gasp and like everyone did it. 1175 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,560 It wasn't just like one person. It was like the whole plane and 1176 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,200 I was like, and it freaked me out and stuff too. 1177 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,520 But then like so that like whenever you're saying about 1178 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,680 like, oh, I think I would feel like, well, this is it, blah, 1179 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,120 blah. I think I would be the tool. 1180 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,600 I think I would fucking just freak this shit out. 1181 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,160 Yeah, it's it's hard to tell. It's easier to say that and I'm 1182 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,880 like, you know, maybe if there are a wee bit more terms, I 1183 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,480 would burst in tears and scream. But what I mean is there was 1184 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,880 just a moment where I was like. Well, you had a moment. 1185 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,800 Yeah. Where I was like, I want to live 1186 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,240 till I'm very old, you know, bet like a very old. 1187 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,320 Happy man. We'll be doing this at 100. 1188 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,680 Oh. Easy, I'll be 100 talking about 1189 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:52,040 the Manscape lawnmower 28.0. Yeah, the one that gets out of 1190 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,920 your big droopy balls I. Mean the the battery life on 1191 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,880 these are really long and it's wireless charging, but I'll 1192 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,880 still need 6 charges to get the ball, sort of. 1193 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,080 You'll be, it'll be, you'll be on your 5th circumcision. 1194 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,560 It'll be like that time of year again. 1195 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,600 I would. Love to be an org. 1196 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,120 I think a podcast is a great, you know, performers and 1197 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,600 comedians especially get these certain aides. 1198 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,160 They go going to retire from stand up on stage stuff because, 1199 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,200 you know, I feel like it shouldn't be done. 1200 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,040 Podcast is probably the medium where I go. 1201 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,680 You should still be doing that though. 1202 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000 Yeah, try think. Is there any like, old, old or 1203 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,080 Larry King like in terms of like he was old when he was doing 1204 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,520 this whole interview radio thing? 1205 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,120 Letterman, I'm sure could do it, would do a brilliant podcast. 1206 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,520 Well, he still does the Netflix show. 1207 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,080 So what I mean is he could do a podcast. 1208 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1209 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,360 I think it's a. Great outlet people podcast. 1210 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:47,360 I just the glamorised. On Netflix is 10 out of 10. 1211 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,520 I've been meaning to watch it. I've been meaning to watch it 1212 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,760 for a long time. And Tommy Tiernans RT show or 1213 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,960 two of the best sit down chat shows. 1214 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,600 Yeah, they're very good. That I like. 1215 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:00,400 I think I have to wrap it there because I need to pee so bad. 1216 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,600 OK, I need to pee so bad. We've got a couple of whack 1217 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,280 moles come up. I think we'll take care of 1218 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,760 those. But but this, this was, this was 1219 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,240 awful. This was the most enjoyable 1220 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,680 podcast I've ever done. Good fun, Good fun, light 1221 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,480 entertainment. Especially because what we were 1222 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,360 going to do is look at like tech talk and YouTube videos and 1223 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,800 analyse them. We were literally going to do 1224 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,480 the opposite of this. But we will do that next week. 1225 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,840 We will do that, yeah. We're like, man, what is after 1226 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,320 death? I'm like, hold on, I'm just 1227 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,560 going to show you this video of a guy saying you fucking love 1228 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,880 your McDonald's. Yeah, play this and the next 1229 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:38,280 week's podcast beside each other and just let us know the two 1230 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,160 different persons. Let's. 1231 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,600 Balance this out next week with with weirdness, just filth. 1232 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,200 Yeah, OK All right, brother. Hey your. 1233 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,480 Pleasure. Thanks. 1234 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,040 This was a triangle of feelings here and let's just stay in it 1235 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,000 for a little bit longer after the podcast ends. 1236 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,760 Actually, I need to share my pubes as to that patreon.com/T 1237 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,120 with me podcast that made it sound like I'm going to trim my 1238 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,120 pubes live on patreon.com/T with me podcast. 1239 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,760 I'm not. Yes, unless we can maybe get to 1240 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,280 your thoughts, in which case I might, but you'll just be able 1241 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,880 to see my face. You'll not be able to see 1242 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,000 anything. It's weirder. 1243 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,560 Yeah, because then the NHS, we subscribe people trying to get 1244 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,120 circumcision.