1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,080 I'm Michael Che. And I'm Colin Joseph, and we've 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,280 got a little secret. Actually, it's a pretty big 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,480 secret. Well, now you got to give the 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,360 people something. I'm not saying a word. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Oh, then people will know to tune in. 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,080 Come on, tell them a little. Like how we're hosting of comedy 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,440 events streaming only on Peacock? 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,200 Exactly. How it's called New York After 9 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,080 Dark and it's a comedy show that only features drop in comic. 10 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,360 Boom, you nail into. Michael Chase phone numbers. 11 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. New York After Dark. 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,520 It's some kind of comedy thing, and it's streaming now only on 13 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,320 Peacock. You love it. 14 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:40,360 What's what's crack here? Patreon, Patreon and manscape? 15 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,880 Not so. Just manscape.com to me for 20% 16 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:48,520 off free shipping, new year deal, that kind of thing. 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:54,520 Patreon keeps saying we're doing 1 episode from in 2020 we're 18 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,840 just or 2021. We're just doing 1 episode a 19 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,640 week and then you'll get the bonus one will now go on the 20 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,600 Patreon and we'll be doing different. 21 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,600 We series on Patreon, Patreon, the column size TV me podcast. 22 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,800 We'll put the link up link all those in the bio as normal and 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:15,480 then do you hear that some play mute? 24 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,280 What's that song? What is that music? 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:31,960 Good morning. Dave, what the hell are you 26 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,960 doing here? I'm not Dave, I'm the ghost of 27 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,720 everything that's happened and everything that's going to be 28 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,720 and stuff and all. Why are you here? 29 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,080 Because of all the drama that's happened in 2020, you decide 30 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,240 then the Boy Town podcast was the worst of all. 31 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,400 Dave, we decided the end of together. 32 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,920 I told you I'm not Dave. I'm the ghost of everything 33 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,680 that's happened and all that's going to be and stuff and all 34 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,760 like that. Why do you look exactly like 35 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,440 Dave? I'm not Dave, I just take the 36 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,320 form of the person you fantasise about the most. 37 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,920 What do you want? I'm here to tell you the end of 38 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,120 the Boy Town podcast was the biggest mistake of your life, 39 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,600 well apart from Battle of the Bone and I'm here to get the 40 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,200 band back together for a one off Boy Town Christmas special. 41 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,280 No, no, we ain't there for the right reason. 42 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,960 No, it's not happening. Look, I bet I can show you 43 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,240 something that can change your mind, you weird looking old 44 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,440 young guy with big ears. All right, fine. 45 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:27,760 We're walking in the air. It's a wrong story of twat. 46 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,840 Fuck's sake. Well. 47 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,680 Close your eyes. Try to remember. 48 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,350 It's not, is it? It is. 49 00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:47,470 Pipe works. Yes, all you have to do is save 50 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:50,710 2020 is record one boy time podcast well. 51 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,480 When you put it like that, good morning. 52 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:20,030 Ladies and gentlemen, finally, it's fucking happening. 53 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,080 I did it. I did it. 54 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,920 I got the band back together. People call me Van Halen. 55 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,360 Did he? Did he get his his band Call Me 56 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,560 Elliot. This is the podcast, Boy Town is 57 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,200 back. Happy Christmas. 58 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,160 It's back at Christmas. It's back at New Year. 59 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,200 It'll never die. It's forever. 60 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,400 This is what there's a one off. I just I specified that if we 61 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,840 were doing this, it was a one off. 62 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,360 You're a liar. You said to me. 63 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,800 You said you didn't call me Davey, which you normally do. 64 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,080 You call me baby. You said baby, we're back. 65 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,680 You kiss me on the lips and then you ran away. 66 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,520 How do we have a Christmas drink? 67 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,320 Yes, but but it doesn't. Matter, can you point out I did 68 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,120 in case you're on the left because we can't do that. 69 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:01,360 The minute what we did do we got a plastic funnel from about 15 70 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,440 feet away and I just spot into. That and it tasted good. 71 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,520 It tasted of good. Memories. 72 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,280 It tasted of joy. It tasted of Christmas. 73 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,760 Yeah. You drink an eggnog by any 74 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:11,440 chance? Well. 75 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,560 You could. But it's good. 76 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,720 And look, listen, what have a lot of people been saying about 77 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,160 2020? They've been saying it's been a 78 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,560 per year. Yeah. 79 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,680 They've said 2020 has been a little bit of a Boo Boo, will 80 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,600 say. They said. 81 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,680 I've heard a lot of people saying the worst thing about it. 82 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,400 Yeah. Was the fact that Boy Town 83 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,320 stopped. Like a lot of people have said. 84 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,440 I know have friends who have lost loved ones and they said 85 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,400 they were more upset that Boy Town stopped than they were. 86 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,600 I thought you were going to say they've lost loved ones due to 87 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,480 the end of the Boy Town podcast. Possibly. 88 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,880 Now we're back. It's a Christmas. 89 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,800 It's a Christmas miracle. That's what we're calling it. 90 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,240 There was no fanfare to this. There was no build up because we 91 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,560 could have done CNN. Good morning, America, good 92 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,160 morning, Britain, good morning. Yeah, Nigeria. 93 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,400 We could. We could have done all those, 94 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,200 yeah. Very big over there, Yeah, 95 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,640 Albeit I do look like a former leader of ISIS and that's maybe 96 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,480 why. But I'm big out there. 97 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,440 But you know what? Look like a former leader of 98 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,520 ISIS who's living in a cave but has access to shops? 99 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,720 Yeah. I mean, that's and I'm a hype 100 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,000 beast. That's what I have. 101 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,920 I'm a Middle East hype beast. I mean get the merch. 102 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,880 Do you think, do you think that people genuinely thought that 103 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,160 we'd fallen out here? Creek Can you I'm. 104 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,560 Trying to Creek more I'm realising. 105 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,400 Calling you Dawson because you just keep Creek. 106 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,440 I'm wearing very tight jeans and I realise that my Dick might put 107 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,720 people off their dinner. They might be like, listen, I'm 108 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,640 about to have a mouthful of Turkey, but one of my full of 109 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,080 beef, so I need to make sure that the jock is. 110 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,000 I think cocktail sausage is more appropriate. 111 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,360 Listen. But hey, what would you rather 112 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,600 have, one big sausage or a load of chipolatas? 113 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,640 Why you just say you have multiple Dicks? 114 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,400 I have. Like a wee cows on it under 115 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:44,880 there. Have you ever? 116 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,400 Heard of the guy from Spider Man called Doc Ock These dog 117 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,240 octopus, right? Dog Octa cock. 118 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,160 I mean, Dicks. They're all small. 119 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,000 It tastes delicious. So yeah, So what we people 120 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,520 thought we'd. Fallen and it's good to see what 121 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,000 we yeah and I actually haven't seen you in ages because because 122 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,440 of COVID. But yeah, people thought we'd 123 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:06,640 fallen out on like any podcast we were doing when people asked 124 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,960 on our own podcast, people were going have you guys fallen out? 125 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,120 You know, is there a problem? And we obviously, like, planned 126 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,080 this and we were saying, you know, things like, yeah, you 127 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,400 know, we're still friends. But at the end of the day, you 128 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,320 know, I think we had to end the podcast for our friendship. 129 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,560 What you said on your, I just said fuck that guy, hit him, I'm 130 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,400 done. He fucked that. 131 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,360 He ruined the podcast. I mean, I did think genuinely 132 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,440 the podcast was, I didn't know this was happening. 133 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,400 I just happened to be walking past to get a coffee. 134 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,360 I saw you and Butler coming up the studio and was wee bit like, 135 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,480 what are you guys doing here? And you were like, just that. 136 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,000 Nothing. Yeah, nothing. 137 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,880 And here we are. And This is why I'm wearing the 138 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,400 hat that goes through your suit this kind of last minute. 139 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,840 It feels good to be back. It's good to see you. 140 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,160 We're doing a Boytime Christmas episode. 141 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,040 Of course, life has moved on. We've been doing our own 142 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,800 episode, you know, You know, it's a bit like being best 143 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,760 friends and like high school and like, now we're in the world, 144 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,240 but we still need to meet up on 2. 145 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,120 Years. Yeah, we're kind of like we 146 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:06,480 people just called us the Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein off. 147 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:10,120 Just two guys doing their own thing when they come together. 148 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,840 Listen, it's a good time. That's what people play. 149 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,480 Can you not call us the Epstein and Prince Andrew of podcasts? 150 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,560 Because that. Was actually what the episode is 151 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,000 going to be called, but for being Christmas we couldn't do 152 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,800 that. So yeah, we're just guys who 153 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,440 have listened. They've walked their own paths, 154 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,480 but there's commonality that keeps bringing them back. 155 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,760 And it is a dirty secret. And that dirty secret for us is 156 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,400 boy thought, yeah, it's good. You know what I mean? 157 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,480 It'll be good that a lot of people will be coming out of the 158 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,360 woodwork to listen to that. They'll be coming out of the 159 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,560 woodwork to be coming out of the closet, to be coming out of 160 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,560 pipework, pipeworks, all different places that listen to 161 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,000 this. And it's a good time. 162 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,800 And the botman's over there. He's having a good time. 163 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,280 Looks, you know what, I just want to say we have a segment 164 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,000 that we've planned. We do it every year in Boy Town. 165 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,640 We do the gift exchange. I just feel the but man, he's, 166 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,840 he's part of it. He's part of if you or I died, 167 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,280 he would be, you know, out of funerals. 168 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,080 But what we're saying is that he's looking a wee bit sad over 169 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,520 there. So I think, do we just hurry the 170 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,200 Christmas gift exchange? Can I? 171 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,920 Yeah. And can I just say like, better? 172 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,640 Can I just say you and I used to joke and say if one of us like 173 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,720 dies young, the other one has to sing at the funeral, but do a 174 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,960 deadly serious and be like, this is what he wanted and then be 175 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,480 like, you raise me up. I did the full song, but 176 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,400 obviously we would. Someone you want me to sing 177 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,200 yours? I want you to sing Root Box by 178 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,960 Robbie Williams. OK, then back to basic scrub. 179 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,280 He's chosen by another. Is that one? 180 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,040 Yeah. Which one? 181 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,159 Shake your root box because you're so nasty. 182 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,120 Can I just say Butler's the only guy Like you and I, obviously, 183 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,960 when it came to the day, wouldn't do that because our 184 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,400 best friends had died and would be sad and have respect for the 185 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,600 family. Butler's the only guy if, like, 186 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,840 one of our parents went up to him, if we died young and not if 187 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,800 you know one, would you mind doing some sort of, like, live 188 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,640 dance tribute? He'd be like, yes, that's no 189 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,040 problem, let me get the white and the white and black shoes. 190 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,320 What? I would just be moonwalking up 191 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:58,040 and down the golfing. I would like the idea that fire 192 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,400 retardant gel on his legs and when I'm getting going into the 193 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,480 crematorium, Butler's into dances in the fire and then at 194 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,280 that point he does need to get out because he doesn't have an 195 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,320 upper part of his body and it'd be really sore. 196 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,840 But yeah, I like the idea that maybe maybe burned by Usher as 197 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,640 that's what people want. I mean, I don't know whether 198 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,560 people want to see the dancer people me to die, but either 199 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,840 way. It's a good outcome. 200 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,360 All right, well, look, let's let's get into the gift 201 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,960 exchange. Let's get the button on this 202 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,960 gifts first because he's come all the way here from West 203 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,200 Belfast. He's helping us out. 204 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:38,040 Sorry, where from West Belfast? Feli Navidad. 205 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:48,920 Feli Navidad. I want to bitch you a very kiss 206 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,920 mass. I want to fish you a cherry giz 207 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,880 mass. I want to shit you a very piss 208 00:09:54,880 --> 00:10:05,560 mass from the bottom of my arse. Now just double check. 209 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,480 Don't. Don't show my dresses in front 210 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,120 of it. Don't show up because Matthew 211 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:13,360 Mirner will show up to my house. Again, OK, so. 212 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,000 No, Turn it. Turn it around so the camera 213 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,120 doesn't see that skill. OK, is my mic likely to still 214 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,360 work after it just dropped? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll be fine, 215 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,240 Yeah. We'll. 216 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,720 We'll figure that out. So that is a sign print from 217 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,680 your favourite Frankie Valley. Wow. 218 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:35,880 Oh, I thought you're that start. Double the price of Frankie 219 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:36,520 Valley. Wow, that's that's. 220 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,520 That's does it say to the Butler or not? 221 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,600 Will you put that? Yep, look says all the best, but 222 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,920 thank you Valley, will you put that up in your wall? 223 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,120 Genuine question. I can if you want me to, yeah. 224 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,880 I only want you to if you want to. 225 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,200 No, I just. Want to say I bought him a 226 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,080 really nice Michael Jackson toy and he just didn't even say 227 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,760 thanks for it. And I took him all the way from 228 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,760 Wuhan just before Corona. Yeah, I mean. 229 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,440 That's kind of why there. I would like to see him for when 230 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,240 I get my house next year and I can put it like. 231 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,320 OK, perfect. Yeah, well, I'm going to go and 232 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,600 put out the UVF, so we'll. See. 233 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,160 OK, what else we got here? Like it? 234 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:13,920 Best. Christmas. 235 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,720 Ever. Nice Power Rangers T-shirt for 236 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,080 my man. Very red fest if I like that. 237 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,680 Yep. Yeah, it's red, the colour of 238 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,080 blood. Yeah. 239 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:20,520 Nice. Thank you. 240 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,280 Very official Power Rangers T-shirt. 241 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,600 Thank you very much. No problem. 242 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,320 Thanks for all the help. There's a lot here. 243 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,400 Yeah, yes, there's. A lot here I would say probably 244 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,880 open the wee ones 1st and then the big one and yeah, open that. 245 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,560 That's I am actually very excited to see what this is 246 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,040 because it's mystery to me as well. 247 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,720 Would you say these came from the spoke seller division? 248 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,680 Yeah. But the thing about this is it's 249 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:46,160 AWWE keychain, but I don't know what superstars in there, do 250 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,240 you? Want to see I want to see what 251 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,400 superstars? It is John Cena. 252 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,320 I'm keeping it. Oh, it's Jeff Hardy. 253 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,880 Go ahead mate. Key ring. 254 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,400 Will you put that on your case? Please do. 255 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,720 Nice. Plus, I'll put that on the deck 256 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,000 because much like Jeff Hardy, you are Charismatic Enigma 257 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,800 yourself. And you can do somersaults. 258 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,920 Yeah, Yeah, I'll do OK, Dave, good start like that. 259 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,200 Thank you. Yes. 260 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,400 Leave the, leave the card. Leave the card, Yeah. 261 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,240 By the way, people love watching unboxing stuff, yeah. 262 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,160 I mean, listen, why don't we cut this segment out, no Christmas 263 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,080 unboxing and put it. Oh yeah, possibly. 264 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,160 Millions. Oh sweet present for the sweet 265 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,440 boy with the sweet tooth sweet. Tooth I'm purple Tooth and this 266 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,040 guy's sweet tooth. Yeah, he has a sweet tooth. 267 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,440 That's where the last present is, an all inclusive trip to 268 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,000 Turkey. What do you think this is as an 269 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,680 unboxing gift? I'm worried it's quite. 270 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,400 Would you say this is the big gift? 271 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,160 Sort of, yeah. Is this a clay cast of my cock? 272 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:43,640 It is. All right, Yeah, it took a lot 273 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:48,680 of man to make it. Is it probus stick? 274 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,160 Yeah. So what is it? 275 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,800 A Power Rangers sword? Power Rangers Sword. 276 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,880 Yeah. You know what's funny? 277 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,800 He won't put the Frankie Valley picture up, but make no mistake, 278 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,640 he'll get into the back garden. And by the way, as far as down 279 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,200 with that I. Didn't I didn't know there was 280 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,440 batteries in it, so I attached batteries to the front to make 281 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,360 oh, that's, that's a classy touch. 282 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,920 Listen. That's a classy touch, that's. 283 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,920 Good. So, yeah, you're welcome. 284 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,280 Listen, I'm not going to tell the price of that because you 285 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,400 need to open the car, though. Yeah, I don't. 286 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,840 I don't want to my wife to know the price of that. 287 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,520 They're so close to Christmas. So you just put that down. 288 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,400 Yeah. That's fine. 289 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,840 You're very careful with this. Something inside. 290 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,040 Yeah, there's something inside. What about when you Jingle a 291 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:39,400 card and there's nothing in it? There you go then. 292 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:45,000 I'll flip that over. Oh, would you? 293 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,080 Yeah. Yes. 294 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,280 I don't want to stop. You have. 295 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,200 Can't shake open. Dave, can you explain what just 296 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,240 happened there? Because there's, can I just say 297 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,040 beautiful Christmas moment. What a way to end 2020. 298 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,200 Yeah. We're. 299 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,600 Just they've explained what just happened there. 300 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,880 Just asked Butler to be my daughter Matilda's call father. 301 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,240 Oh my God. Beyond. 302 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,840 What a beautiful moment. Can I just say you need to wrap 303 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,280 you in cotton wool because your two child's godfathers remain 304 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,080 him and if you die, it's not going to be a good time for me. 305 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,320 What's going to be weird is I'm going to be a Nandos, getting 306 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,600 myself a feed and I'm going to see you 2 guys come out of BBC 307 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,840 pitching a new sitcom. It's called The Godfathers, 308 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,640 where you die and we get your wife. 309 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:31,560 You've proven to be ill kids. I think that'd be great. 310 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,240 So the butt man just got the gift, the gift of responsibility 311 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,840 of a life in a way. You're gonna be tattoo, you're 312 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,600 gonna yes, you gotta get a tattoo on your forehead. 313 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,960 Yeah, so there we have it. Wow. 314 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,200 So, yeah, so that was the main gift, but that was definitely 315 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,320 dearest. Can I say I, I, I knew you were 316 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,000 going to because we talked about it and you were going to ask. 317 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,600 I didn't know you were going to do it there with the envelope. 318 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,880 And a little part of me kind of a little bit got choked up just 319 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,520 a bit because Christmas been a tough year and that's quite much 320 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,800 to celebrate. And then I saw that and I 321 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,200 hadn't. Wanted to do it over like a text 322 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,800 or over. I want to do it face to face. 323 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,280 And I thought, you know, a Christmas great time. 324 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,360 I wanted to maybe go for a coffee and ask, but I thought, 325 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,960 you know, just we'll do that. Beautiful. 326 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,600 Plus you got a nice sweet photo of her too, to put on your 327 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,520 walls. Frankie Valley. 328 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,240 Yeah, that photo shit isn't she didn't even sign it neither the 329 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:26,600 Frankie for quid. Can I just say I love buying 330 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,920 like a frame print right and Dave, there's what there's next 331 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,760 door in like our storage box. There's a Terry on recent print 332 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,880 I got you about four years ago, so. 333 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,440 Now there's a bottle of per second there, it's not for you. 334 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,560 You gave me gifts. Aren't, but they're in my car. 335 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,000 One of those for me, no. They're all for. 336 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,280 Noah, OK, Sucks. Very sly. 337 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,600 Yeah, I mean. Present for the for the boy 338 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,160 there. OK, but you're not allowed them 339 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,760 in the podcast? Are these all for me? 340 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,800 Yeah, OK, apart from the Prosecco. 341 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,840 OK, excellent wrapping. Nice paper. 342 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,960 So I think this is a book. The last book you got me was 343 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,240 Ashley Waters from So Soccer's autobiography, which I still 344 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,120 need to finish and start. Yeah. 345 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,520 OK, so this it's. A moist man. 346 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:23,320 It's a if I'm not mistaken, it's a black and white bespoke Dane 347 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,880 Gaffney mouse, so. You pop out in your office. 348 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,480 Is Dane knocking these out himself? 349 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,280 By. The way what's so great about 350 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,200 this is black and white. It's Dane Gaffney. 351 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,160 And also nobody has a mouse anymore because I will use a 352 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,160 laptop, so I won't have a mouse, but I will. 353 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,200 What you could do is just pop it up as a background in your 354 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,720 pocket. No, because it looks like Dane's 355 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,520 my son who died in the joyride maximum. 356 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,720 It's great. How do you feel about your 357 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,160 something then? It's well, you. 358 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,080 See the order number and that it was 0001. 359 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,680 So I think I'm the only person who bought that. 360 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,960 So yes, a Dean Gaffney. Excellent for you. 361 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,800 Excellent. This phase is like it could also 362 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,440 be a mouse. I feel like you got a promo code 363 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,640 for mousemats.com. OK, let me see. 364 00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:25,339 So to go with my Dean Gaffney moist mass, I have a sign 365 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:29,700 picture of the same image from Dean Gaffney. 366 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:32,420 But unlike the print I got here, is this genuinely signed? 367 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,140 No, I couldn't. Get Dean. 368 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:36,860 So I just signed up myself. So it's signed for me, but I'll 369 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:42,720 Dean Gaffney for you, yeah. Excellent. 370 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,600 Thank you. I mean, I'm going to take a stab 371 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,840 at this next picture, this next gift. 372 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,320 It's a it's a Dean Gaffney coaster. 373 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:09,640 Just pop your coffee. Dean Gaffney is going to alert 374 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,360 the Met Police when he sees this and be like someone's bought 375 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,480 loads of stuff. What's this? 376 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:23,360 See what this is small thing is. It's a key ring with the same 377 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:28,360 black and white image of former East End directors Dean Gaffney. 378 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,440 But a lot of people say you look like them, so that's why. 379 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,760 No they don't. No one says I look like I don't 380 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,560 know, but let me guess Dean Gaffney's fucking faces on it? 381 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,160 It's such a waste of money. You could have got me something 382 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:40,880 really nice. What are? 383 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,040 You talking about? Like a wee jumper or something. 384 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,800 It's a fridge magnet, and spoiler alert, it's Dean 385 00:18:49,800 --> 00:19:00,680 Gaffney. If I put because it doesn't look 386 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,240 like a celebrity image, If I put that in my fridge, people will 387 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:08,480 be. Like yeah for. 388 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,240 Fuck's sake. What else is there in there? 389 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,840 What's this I? Hope there's going to be like, 390 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,360 genuinely in and amongst us like. 391 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,240 A. Really great, nice gift. 392 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,240 It's a canvas. It's a canvas. 393 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:33,400 It's a canvas so I can put it up on my wall at home and it's it's 394 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:38,680 update Ding Gaffney. I'm glad you're enjoying this 395 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,720 gift. What else is there there? 396 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,040 There's a card. A card? 397 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,720 Oh, the card's boring. Just keep that for home. 398 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,000 Yeah, there's a bottle of something the. 399 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,640 Bottle that's out is not for you. 400 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bottle that's in, you need 401 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,800 to check the label, the bottle first, make sure it's yours. 402 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,360 I'll take the cheque, the label of it first. 403 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,240 You're on on the bottle bag. Told you. 404 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,160 To make sure it's yours, could be for your wife. 405 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:10,800 The the the gift bag, the gin is made out to Dean Gaffney. 406 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,360 And these are all drawn by John Sutton. 407 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,920 And I guarantee you John has never sold one unit of this 408 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,800 before. But you got me a lovely bottle 409 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,800 of Boatyard double Gin. Yeah. 410 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,720 Which is beautiful. Thank you. 411 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,000 I'm glad that there is a. Nice. 412 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,400 You're welcome. To be fair, the Dean Gaffney 413 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,600 gift was. I know you're a big fan of 414 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600 Gaffney. Yeah. 415 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,160 So I thought, you know, that that would be a nice touch. 416 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,480 But. It says happy happy Christmas to 417 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,360 the oldest boy or the youngest pensioner. 418 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,320 Love from the corn fed gap to Stone head AKA big money Davey 419 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,000 XO. Fantastic. 420 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,560 So so we expect to see a Dean Gaffney canvas on your podcast 421 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:49,120 background going forward. Yeah, now my gift. 422 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,000 So there's gifts. There's a gift from one of your 423 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,560 children in the other room. And then I saw that. 424 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,120 Yeah, these other gifts are for your other child and your wife. 425 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,840 But then the thing in bubble wrap is for you. 426 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,080 OK. Right. 427 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,880 OK. And I kind of went a little bit 428 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,440 different with it this time because I don't want to, like, 429 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,160 get you. Same thing. 430 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,640 Very nice. Does she have that? 431 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:12,240 No. OK, there's no de gaffing stuff 432 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,120 in here, it says. Imagine if I had got you all the 433 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:20,160 same stuff. I know you like stuff for your 434 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,080 wall, and I know you like mountain things. 435 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,880 It's a big. Player, it's a brilliant. 436 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:37,200 Picture signed. Again, yes, and it was an 437 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,240 ambitious 1 to get this guy to sign it. 438 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,480 What you've done, you've. All seen some sort of seance to 439 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,160 get this signed and I appreciate it. 440 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:48,840 It's one of our favourite guys and Aaron Butler's that 441 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:56,400 Liberace. I mean, what is that? 442 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:02,840 What is it's morbid. It actually says his date of 443 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:09,200 birth on his date of death. Vladzio Valentino Liberace, born 444 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,840 May 16th, 1919, died February 4th, 1987. 445 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,120 That's that's it. Looks like it's your grand 446 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,800 because it's such specific information. 447 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,440 It looks like my grandda is at the cabaret in Tenerife in the 448 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,120 hotel. He's just having a great time. 449 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,760 He's loving it. Thank you very much for. 450 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,120 That no problem. And yeah, I'm going to take you 451 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,280 out for a nice. I was going to take you out for 452 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,800 a nice lunch today, but you snubbed me. 453 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,360 I know, unfortunately the kids and stuff. 454 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,880 Oh, that's a lovely time. Look, people are watching this 455 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,240 with the Christmas dinner, Christmas morning, Christmas 456 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,560 evening, that kind of thing. So look, let's just get into it 457 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,680 and let's talk about the bad boys of 2020. 458 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,800 Yeah, let's go through them. Let's talk about some of these 459 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,560 bad boys that have been doing the right because that was a big 460 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,680 feature of boy time. We used to talk about guys, you 461 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,960 know, in general and the podcast. 462 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,520 So let's kick us off and talk about Trump. 463 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,760 OK? Trump. 464 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:03,600 Yeah. So and rich Playboy, yes. 465 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,640 Do you think there's a sexy attitude of him of like, I don't 466 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,400 care? Yeah, I mean, I think Butler or 467 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,440 Butler, Butler Trump. Oh, well, talk about subliminal. 468 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:19,240 Yeah, I think true Trump is he's very much like, I think he 469 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,120 didn't want to be president. He did it for the crack. 470 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,200 Like if they get a few too many scoops in the Golf Club, said 471 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,440 those mates, I'm running for president and they're like, I 472 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,480 show you art though. And he was like, I'll show you. 473 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,000 And he wanted. He's like a hot bollocks and 474 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,360 then cute to an extent. Yeah, I think more attitude wise 475 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,360 than. Yeah, I mean, I think. 476 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,640 Tall, he needs big drink of water. 477 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,520 Very, very well. He's fat, but he's a big fat 478 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,840 bastard. But he's he's definitely a tall. 479 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,560 He's a lump. I would say he's a big lump. 480 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,120 He looks like Doctor Zeus would have drawn him. 481 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:53,360 You know, he's that kind of guy. But you know, I think, you know, 482 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,960 people would argue his presidency was a wee bit, you 483 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,040 know, controversial. I'd say listening. 484 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,840 He just lived his best life and enjoyed it, you know, and I like 485 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,840 his son Barone Trump guy. He's. 486 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,040 Definitely a boy town listener like 100%. 487 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,120 Like this. He's actually saying this. 488 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,440 Dad, listen, just keep your check. 489 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,720 I'm going up to the up to the wouldn't they have like some 490 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,480 sort of technology suite in their house? 491 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,760 He would go to the technology suite. 492 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,560 He would get into some sort of watching pod and just watch, 493 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,120 watch Boy Town. So yeah. 494 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,040 Which which which gets pumped into your via colonoscopy. 495 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,640 We actually get shrinked and then put in and we go in and we 496 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,640 do the podcast in your bum. So that's kind of that's what we 497 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,880 do for Barometro. 2021 that's the only way this podcast coming 498 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,800 back if it can be given directly I'm. 499 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,560 Going to live in your bum? Yeah. 500 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,320 Should we talk about that later in the podcast? 501 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,080 We will. Iron Dragon would be able to 502 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,280 play a little bit of that, or would it would it come up as 503 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:48,840 copyright? Yeah. 504 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,680 I mean, I don't think he's going to have a problem with it, you 505 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,280 know, I think it'll be grand. OK, we'll talk about that a bit 506 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,680 later. And by the way, I just. 507 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,320 Want to say to the listeners before we get into more bad 508 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,360 boys, Genuinely, he slabbered. But he's using his coaster. 509 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,800 Dean Gaffney, Yeah, is being put to use. 510 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:08,720 Already, so let's chat a little bit about Joe Exotic as well. 511 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,080 Big character from 2020. I mean, I could What was Joey's 512 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,680 out of gay? I don't know, but I think all of 513 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,640 his male lovers were. Because sometimes this is the 514 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:25,200 thing I say to people like gay, lesbian, hetro, whatever, It's 515 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,760 all just, it's all just, he is like, you know, we are just one 516 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,680 species. We can just dip in, dip out, do 517 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,760 what we feel like, you know, everyone's free to do. 518 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,880 They want. Absolutely. 519 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,600 I think we need labels. No. 520 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,080 And I think if there's a guy that that you cannot really 521 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,720 label, it's our boy Joe Exotic because weird. 522 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,240 Yeah, he's an eccentric guy. But don't get me wrong, I think 523 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,480 I could have easily found myself living on. 524 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,840 I mean, I don't think it would take much, but then the Tigers 525 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,840 might sway it and all of a sudden I've been going over them 526 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,000 for 11 years. For a gay man, he's destroyed a 527 00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:01,400 lot of pussy. That should have been the 528 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,120 Netflix tagline for the show and. 529 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,120 This is where I go in and I try to pitch things to producers. 530 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,720 A lot of times they just go and then I just leave and go 531 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,080 Nando's. I mean, that's why I'm in that 532 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,040 those most days you'll find me there. 533 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,720 But yeah. Yeah, I mean, there again, a 534 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,560 little bit like the Trump thing. Like there's something cute 535 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,160 about Joe Exotic because he is such a wild maverick character. 536 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,320 Oh yeah, he has a Prince Albert, definitely. 537 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,160 I think his friend did too, but his friend. 538 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:34,000 His friend he fucked. Is it not such like, is it not 539 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,600 such a like, you know, outdated thing to just like blatantly 540 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,520 call someone's like obviously gay lover their friend? 541 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,880 Yeah, like that's what your granny would do us. 542 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,960 Your friend come around. For dinner, you just sucking 543 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,320 your friend off there? Oh, do you hear you see you and 544 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,720 your friend or doing a reach around here? 545 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,560 I'll leave yours too. It'll leave some tea, weird 546 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,440 thing. Like that would be your granny 547 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,720 didn't know what a reach around was. 548 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,360 I would be like, oh, he's just looking for a lost 10 P trying 549 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,720 to find it. But you know the granny, She's 550 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,360 tuned in like. She's been on Google. 551 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,240 I got stung by a wasp. But my bum and he's Putin. 552 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:19,920 I got stung by a wasp up by bum. Oh dear, and my friend is going 553 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:27,360 up with his thumb. Hopefully afterwards I have a 554 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,680 glass of Rome. Is that what you're going to 555 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,280 say? And yeah, it's good that I mean, 556 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:36,040 is there any situation where like you would like explore me 557 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,720 there? Like if I, if I was like, I need 558 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,160 your help. If I get if I, if I rap banged 559 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,560 your door. And I said, listen, this is 560 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,840 ironic because what I need you to do for me also involves like 561 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,360 banging the door. Like is there any if I, if I, if 562 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,680 I came to you And I said, listen, I've been threatened by 563 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:56,240 paramilitaries and the only way they're not going to kill me is 564 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,400 you. You have to, you don't have to 565 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,000 Make Love, but I was deadly serious about it. 566 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,760 Would you? To you or to the boys? 567 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,200 Me. Because if I was going to do, 568 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,600 you may as well do the boys as well. 569 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,960 Make it an. Event and I don't know again, 570 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,080 each scenario is, you know, unique to an all itself. 571 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,600 It's a life or death, you know, like I know I went to do a first 572 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,720 aid course and they teach you their mouth to mouth. 573 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,440 Yeah. And also after that I went 574 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,520 online and Googled another technique that can help bring 575 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,680 people back called Ask the Mouth. 576 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,720 And that's, that's, it's unique. I don't know how it works in the 577 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,080 health environment, but you know, the World Health 578 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,160 Organisation back it. So if you're ever passed out, I 579 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,560 know how to get you back using the Ask the Mouth technique. 580 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,120 So you should Google that. Do you know do you know that 581 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,320 Butler Ask the Mouth resuscitation technique. 582 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,600 Google it, get a clip on It's very. 583 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,120 Well if you Google, ask them if you are going to get results. 584 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,200 Yeah, but yeah. Joe Exotic Bob Boy is 2020 but 585 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,840 cute. Yeah, cute, I mean. #1 Bob Boy, 586 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:56,320 2020. I mean, you know, he's up there 587 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,960 definitely, like with the most popular, what I like about, 588 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,000 like, Netflix and documentaries. Yeah, Pete. 589 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,920 Pardon. Yeah, what the people they like, 590 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,640 they go on these shows and people watch them and think they 591 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,480 know the guys and you're like, oh frame and you're like, well, 592 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,280 you know, he's a massive criminal, you know, like that 593 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,040 other guy who that spoke. Steve Avery. 594 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,440 Avery, Yeah. Him like fully murdered someone 595 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,000 and burned them in his pit. But people are like, oh, he's 596 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,680 soft in the head, get them out. They're like, oh, that's not how 597 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,760 it works. You know, it's not. 598 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,480 They're like, get his mate the WrestleMania. 599 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,320 I know then. You're like, Nah, definitely 600 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,920 don't because he lit the fires. You know what people watch it 601 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,280 and get it in their heads are like, ah, the police aren't 602 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,000 doing their job. Not. 603 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,320 See, when Boy Time was at its peak, it looked like it was like 604 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,640 people would have assumed. I'm sure that it was filmed but 605 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,080 Joe Exotics compound, you know, as we Media Centre 100% that 606 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,400 looks like a Tiger King production. 607 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,480 Say what you want about Joe Exotic, he had a podcast setup. 608 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a setup that, to be fair, 609 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,440 if we lived in America, we would probably try to, you know, 610 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,200 purchase that when he went into the slammer. 611 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,760 Yeah, you know, it would be great. 612 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,400 I could see you and I run the Big Tiger Zoo, but like, we 613 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,080 would treat them. It'd be like big cats, but it 614 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,400 legitimately would be like very fat cats. 615 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,600 We'd be very scared, yeah. If you like throw a meat at the 616 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,960 cage, you wouldn't go through and all just be. 617 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,400 And then we'd be like when he Joe back to shoot him a bury in 618 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,960 the garden. What about when that guy really 619 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,920 mugged you off? He's like, oh, someone might 620 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,600 have put sardine oil in his shoes. 621 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,520 Yeah, Joe got mugged so bad. He's shooting in the air. 622 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,600 I love, I love that, you know, Aussie tigers believe in whoa, 623 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,040 you can't speak English right? But what about this? 624 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,920 You would still do what he did right and be like, he was like 625 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,440 getting like nearly eaten by about four tigers and he's like, 626 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,600 oh, fuck off. He's a fuck, get fucked, get 627 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,880 back, fuck off. Like you wouldn't do that, but 628 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,960 it's waste of time. And then when he gets up, he's 629 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,040 all like fucking shit. That's like you shit. 630 00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,880 That's like the they're like in Glasgow, they were trying to 631 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,520 make the pandas mate, you know, like pandas don't like the mate 632 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,880 in Glasgow Zoo, I thought. You said this guy was trying to 633 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,640 be a Panda's mate. All right, man. 634 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,280 All right, Panda. It's me, Gary. 635 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,080 All right, your eyes are very dark, mate. 636 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,200 Yeah, In Glasgow, in Glasgow Zoo, they were trying to make 637 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,120 pandas mate. And one thing they were doing is 638 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,240 like, soothing talking voices to them. 639 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,560 And I was like stupid pandas don't speak English to speak 640 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,680 Chinese. Exactly. 641 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,480 So if you had like a wee guy just whispering sweet nothings 642 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,200 in Chinese. And what about Boris is a bad 643 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,880 boy in 2020? He's just a bit of a bit of a 644 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,240 dough head like. Is he a dough head or is he a 645 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,520 guy who like messes his hair up and walks out and he's like oh, 646 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,920 I don't even know and all. And then secretly he probably 647 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,640 gets home and he's like fucks. Sake no way he gets so many 648 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,280 fucks like because he's about 14 kids like so that's all he does 649 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,280 he's got so that's why his hair is always. 650 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,680 Rough because he's fucking shagging. 651 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,480 Shagging. Flat out he's a top shagger, 652 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,840 which is a phrase that's been taken away, which is reclaim 653 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,920 that for BJ. But yeah, he's to me, he lost 654 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,520 like he had he had a chance like his his popularity was in the up 655 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,600 at the start of the coronavirus and everyone's like he is he's 656 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,960 our he's our wartime leader. Even like Michelle O'Neill was 657 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,360 saying, like he's our wartime and leader ish. 658 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,160 And people were like, whoa, people are on. 659 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,040 Board. Sorry, hold on. 660 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,800 Rewind, she called him. What? 661 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,040 Wartime and leader Ish. What does that mean? 662 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,440 Irish. For a wartime leader and they 663 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,880 people were like, oh, he knows what he's doing. 664 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,200 But then his mate decided for a banter to go to that castle and 665 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,560 they were like, oh, you've totally broken all protocols. 666 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,040 And he was like, yes, but I can't sack him, right. 667 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,760 Why is that, Boris? And he's like, oh, because when 668 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,400 I'm shagging, he's writing all things I have to say and I don't 669 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,000 have a clue about anything, you know. 670 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,720 So then that that all everything went. 671 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,360 Dominic Cummings sounds like somebody we were doing on phone 672 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,720 call. Dom Cummings. 673 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,280 Everybody watching, you know that even though the boys are so 674 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,400 far apart, we still have one thing in common. 675 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,680 Not a friendship, but the fact that both of our podcasts are 676 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,800 sponsored by Manscape. I was. 677 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,160 Just going to say we both have very tightly shaped balls and 678 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,000 Dicks. Well, thanks to Manscape. 679 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,720 Now, if you're going into 2021 with, let's just say, a little 680 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,080 bit of a Bush down there. Gross. 681 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,040 Yeah, gross. What you need to do is go to 682 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,520 manscape.com and and just see what they're offering because 683 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,000 listen, the lawnmower 3.0 the ball wipes the toner. 684 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,040 Here's the thing I speak about manscape the lot. 685 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,320 I think the products are good. The one thing I have a bit of an 686 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,640 issue with the ball wipes that's weird to whip out when you're on 687 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,400 the run, you're out and about and and you're like, Oh my balls 688 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,600 are sweaty. You shouldn't whip your Dick and 689 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,360 balls and start wiping them. What you should do is just go in 690 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,080 the bathroom, whip the wipes out, make them smell fresh and 691 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,800 just just clean yourself up. Get the get the lawnmower 3 692 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,640 point though, you get the crop preserver. 693 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,320 I mean who who doesn't need their balls deodorised before 694 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,120 they leave the house? What my favourite tool that 695 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,840 manscape produce or is the crop preserver. 696 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,640 Like a lot of people, I know you have have seen it, I know you 697 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,160 have have seen it. Very wrinkly ball bags after we 698 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,280 start using the crop preserver. Honestly it's like a flesh 699 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,040 sparring just hanging. Down it's it's like a 95 year 700 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,120 old man's been taken for surprise Botox. 701 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,840 Yeah, and then shaken his ball bag. 702 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,199 You've put it on the table and you've ironed it because my 703 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:13,000 balls are flat and fat. And that's all thanks to the 704 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,360 crop preserver. And as well, listen, bend your 705 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,440 head back, you can see actually there is no Genesis. 706 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,360 No, I say we've done a full podcast. 707 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,520 There's one bit of hair. I I have do you know, do you 708 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,600 know how much I have no nose hair or ear? 709 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,520 That was because I was given the weed whacker and I gave it to I 710 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,280 gave it to Big Mike. Big Mike, because he does have a 711 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,600 famously hairy nose. And I use the weed whacker 712 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,920 myself on my ears because what's weird is the hair falls out of 713 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,400 my head, grows out of my ears, grows out of hair. 714 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,320 Now in between my eyebrow and my hair grows under my it grows in 715 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,880 my eyeball. I'm a hairy bastard, but he's 716 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,880 the weed whacker. But man, Skip's got you taken 717 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,480 care of, so it's the, it's the what would you say the? 718 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,679 The premium deck and ball shaving tool and assistant 719 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,160 equipment. It's the Adele of men's 720 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,640 grooming. In what respect? 721 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,520 It's really good. Oh, OK. 722 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,280 She's really good, like. Yeah, I was going to say it is 723 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,960 like it is the pretty premium gear. 724 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,480 Go from Frank Mitchell to Phil Mitchell, you know what I mean? 725 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,200 Both are bald. You know, Frank's not, but 726 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,120 Frank's got a little bit. Frank's got a little bit of 727 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,400 something, Frank. Doesn't he's bald? 728 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,840 No, not Frank Butcher anyway. Manscape.com use codes tea with 729 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,440 me or. All capitals sly guy. 730 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,960 Take your pick, but. You know you should do what you 731 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,440 should do because it's Christmas. 732 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,840 Listeners on my podcast uses code. 733 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,040 Listen to his no use my. Code no, and you know you 734 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,400 should. Try if you listen to my podcast, 735 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,920 use my code and if you listen to his podcast also use my team 736 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,960 with me, get a little bit of kickback a lot of people. 737 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,480 Watching this are going to be going who is this guy that looks 738 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:49,000 like a fat the Yorkshire rapper. Why is he so funny going to get 739 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,360 on? I'm like if the Yorkshire rapper 740 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,240 walked after victims instead of this guy. 741 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,320 So you're like, hey, is he check him out? 742 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,560 Listen to the podcast and what you know. 743 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,840 Have a hairy face but a baldy Dick? 744 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,520 Merry Christmas, and if you don't know who I am and you 745 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,920 listen to this podcast, check. Check me out. 746 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,360 Yeah, this guy. I mean, I do want to say turn 747 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,200 aside profile. Why your haircut like Blade? 748 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,960 Thank you very much. Back on with the episode. 749 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,280 What about Tom Cruise? Like do you think that in case 750 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,680 Sly what he was doing or do you think? 751 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,640 Like I mean, to be honest, I. I've had worse meltdowns in the 752 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,040 studio. I'm. 753 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,320 A bit like an ostrich. I bury my head in the sand. 754 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,640 I don't know what's going on. I haven't heard about Tom 755 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,560 Cruise. Cruise, he's rant on Mission 756 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,560 Impossible. No. 757 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,640 No, it's like one of the biggest news stories. 758 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,280 I mean, bigger than COVID. Was it a week? 759 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,680 Yeah, no, I didn't hear that man. 760 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,040 I'm an. Old right door filming on 761 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,760 Mission Impossible. And somebody must have like, not 762 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,600 been observing social distancing. 763 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,000 And there Tom Cruise was, you know, he did like the Christian 764 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,960 Bale kind of, what are you doing? 765 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,280 What are you doing? And he went on this big thing of 766 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,000 like, I'm talking to producers every night. 767 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,560 They're phoning me and what the hell? 768 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,280 And he was like swearing up and calling people motherfuckers and 769 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,920 all this kind of thing. And people are like, he's the 770 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,120 worst guy of all time. And it's like Dave and I have 771 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,280 literally, like in this studio, stomped on Ben's head before for 772 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,760 sneezing ones. Going to hear a true story about 773 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,040 bad behaviour on a set. Yes, I was of course filming 774 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,640 some kind of like advert for Coca-Cola years ago. 775 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,960 You filmed an advert for Coca-Cola? 776 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,240 Yeah, for. The well for the Coca-Cola 777 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,760 bottling plant up in fucking Antrim or something, but that's 778 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,960 different. Holidays are coming, stressed. 779 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,880 I was dressed as a big white polar bear. 780 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,480 Big snow bear, right? As long as this. 781 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,920 I was probably in my teens like whatever, but I was, I was 782 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,240 dressed the big snow bear and they were like, right, there's 783 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,680 this kid, he's going to come in the the Coca-Cola factory and 784 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,160 you're like, oh, I'm a banter with him. 785 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,720 So in between shots I was wearing these big, what I 786 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,240 thought were soft gloves, just a 16 year old guy and I was 787 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,960 probably, probably 2122 actually. 788 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:58,840 Bully. Big job. 789 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,680 Yeah, so I went up to him when I went like giving wee punch just 790 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,040 to be on the because I was wearing these soft gloves, they 791 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,400 weren't that soft. So I hit him and his nose 792 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,360 started to bleed and then he was starting to cry. 793 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,800 But you know, you're the tears are in your eye, but you're not 794 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,840 crying. And then the director like what 795 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,080 happened there? He's like, oh, we're just 796 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,560 messing. They hit me and I was like, oh, 797 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,080 didn't hit. It was a bit of banter and then 798 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,840 to show the director what it did above them again. 799 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,280 But this time we're really I was like here. 800 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,480 I just it was like we better and then the first time I don't know 801 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,800 what happened second time like I clipped them and I was like oh 802 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,720 fuck. And then I was taken off that 803 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,400 shoot for beating up a child like. 804 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,560 I was like when I burnt my cousin with a. 805 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,640 Car later. Oh, they're sore. 806 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,000 Yeah, really sore and I didn't know if they would be sore and I 807 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,280 wanted to find out, but I was going to find out. 808 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:52,280 My own bare leg, right? One more bad boy. 2020 Epstein. 809 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,720 My man. I mean, you're definitely 810 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,760 someone who you like being like taken care of you like someone 811 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,840 being like, listen, Dave, we'll treat you to a big slap up mail 812 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,800 like you would genuinely, if someone asked you to do a video 813 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,600 and they were like, you go watch a budget. 814 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,720 You said my budget's 3 grand. They would go well mate, with 815 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:15,240 £80, but we'll get you a big slap up mail and Wetherspoons. 816 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,000 You would do it. So I think you easily could have 817 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,080 been corralled. And if they were trying to trap 818 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,560 people, they would have put a little bit of honey in the pot 819 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,080 and I'd say the big the big snow bear would have got his nose 820 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,520 into it. I think like you would be a guy 821 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,120 too. That would be like we like we. 822 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,600 Both I would have been a waiter on Epstein's island. 823 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,640 We. Would be wooed by him. 824 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,760 You know, you, you you'd be doing a thing like, oh, I'm 825 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,680 making this new show, the new podcast. 826 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,160 What's it called on Sex Island. It's just a guy, you know, and 827 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,200 this is really good and like, oh, what's how do you get to 828 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,320 this? I always flying me out. 829 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,560 He's paying me 80 grand. Oh, well, over a year. 830 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,800 No, I'm only doing a day shoot. Oh, wow. 831 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,040 And I'm just just chilling there. 832 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,400 And I would get jealous because then he'd become your new best 833 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,080 friend. Yeah. 834 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,920 He'd be like, what's really weird is he makes me have sex 835 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,240 with his wife and stuff and it's just weird and I get massaged by 836 00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,640 Olympus and it's odd that this happens and then Prince Andrew 837 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,000 just gets it too. Hit it off. 838 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,400 By the way, you know, the way everybody is like, oh, Prince 839 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,400 Andrew, not sweating is the weirdest thing ever. 840 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,280 Fully a medical condition I would have, Yeah. 841 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,520 When have you ever seen me sweat? 842 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,520 Never actually, I've played football with you for I can feel 843 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,280 90 about match, not no sweat. Yeah. 844 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,120 Yeah. But what I mean, you know, 845 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,920 people can say if they want about Prince Andrew. 846 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,480 You know, he's just a guy living his best life, isn't he? 847 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,040 Really? It's not I again. 848 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,840 I wouldn't, I don't know if he would describe it as currently 849 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,320 his best life because I think, I think when he comes down on 850 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,600 Christmas, like this morning, I think Prince Andrew have gone 851 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,000 downstairs from Buckingham Palace. 852 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,520 Cole. What an appropriate name for a 853 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,760 place where Prince Andrew live. Buckingham Palace. 854 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,160 You know that's why he goes Epstein's fuck island as well. 855 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,480 So it was cool. The fuck island? 856 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,600 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's called. 857 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,880 It was called. Little Jeffrey. 858 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,640 Or something. Oh yes, little St Something was 859 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,880 little Jeffrey. 'S island or something It was. 860 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,960 Called Little Jeffrey Aaron, you look like you'd be in a SEC 861 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,080 home. Called Little Jeffrey. 862 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,880 Was it Little St Next? Is that it or Little St? 863 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,280 Yeah, Little. I mean, if you're going to call 864 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,760 your, if you're going to be a pervert and you're going to be 865 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,560 dodgy, I mean, I would call my. If you're going to be a pervert 866 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,000 and dodgy as if they aren't mutually, you know the. 867 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,640 Thing you know when people use the phrase, oh, he's a sex 868 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,080 pervert. I'm like, well, what kind of 869 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,000 other perverts are? There, he's a real, he's a real 870 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,760 meat pervert. Little Saint James. 871 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,920 Little St. James, there's a place in West, 872 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,720 but you're from there. Yeah. 873 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,640 But yeah, I mean, what I'm going to say is I think Epstein, yes, 874 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,600 bad guy, pervert, maybe, maybe a rapist too. 875 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,680 I don't know, because I'm not a, I'm not a police officer guy. 876 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,040 But yeah, definitely not the kind of guy I would like in and 877 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,720 around my house and my children. No. 878 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,320 But rejoice the God above, he is dead. 879 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,880 He did the right thing and took himself out because he knew he's 880 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,200 a bad boy. Wow guys, I have. 881 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,720 A list here of celebrities that went to the island, I think. 882 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,840 But is this verify? Do you think this is legit? 883 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,040 OK. Well then yes. 884 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,600 I know one for a fact. He's been to the island. 885 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,200 Tim McGarry. I know that for a fact. 886 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,600 He told me personally. Oh no. 887 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,880 That. He yeah, just say that sentence 888 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,560 and falling. Yeah, so Tim McGarry told me he 889 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,800 was on Jeffrey Esseys Island. Yeah. 890 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,120 No, what I should, what I should point out here, and I'm very 891 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,640 much let people say what they want. 892 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,360 It's them that said it. Tim did, to be fair, say that 893 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,960 they've had a bit on my podcast, he said. 894 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,480 They've had a very, very strong addiction to illegal 895 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,080 painkillers. Yeah, because I was given him 896 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:37,200 them on the island. That's why we know what 897 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,440 happened, yeah. Excellent. 898 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,560 So he was there. So, Tim. 899 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,560 Tim, he was there, you know, again, I. 900 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,240 No. If he wasn't, he's lying to me. 901 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,720 So he's either a liar. You know, what's good is I spoke 902 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,120 to our solicitors before this and the fact that this isn't 903 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,200 officially Boy Town again means it's separately, we wouldn't 904 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,480 have to go to court together. Yeah, I know, because Tim 905 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,520 wouldn't take me to court anyway because he's too many court fees 906 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,320 for existing felonies he's already committed, so it'll be 907 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,480 grand to worry about it. Who else is who do? 908 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,880 Stephen Hawking and I just confirmed that he was actually 909 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,000 on the island. There's photos. 910 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,120 Yeah. Yeah, because it's not going to 911 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,040 be some other fella. And I mean like. 912 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,960 You know what I mean? There's been not going to be a 913 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,760 mistaken identity. I mean, no, that's that's Brian 914 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,720 Smith. That would be. 915 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,480 Ultimate banter, if that's how, if that's the guys Prince Andrew 916 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,920 went to the island that he's like, I was not. 917 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:36,320 It was Steve talking folks here. Who else? 918 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,440 Give us one or two more. So Bill Clinton was a. 919 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,440 Big one. Oh, yeah. 920 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,040 I mean, not the only one. Like everyone else. 921 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,120 You're like that they're talking about Clinton, Like, yeah. 922 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,880 Yeah. He's dead. 923 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,440 He's. A legend, but I wouldn't say 924 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,360 that's real. And that's all it's given me. 925 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,800 I mean you said this list that like it was. 926 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,960 That's all that was on the list. Well, wow. 927 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,080 Being Trump and Clinton. Oh night. 928 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,720 Out listen if ever it's going to be a court case after a night 929 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:08,440 out sues lads. Look, should we do phone call? 930 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,480 Sure. Yeah, we'll do that. 931 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,480 I'll give you yours first, OK? So OK. 932 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,120 Let me get my phone. You are going to be phoning a 933 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:23,920 hotel in London and you left something in the room last week 934 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,880 so you're you can be described as keen to get it back. 935 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:32,320 And your name is Roger Ham. Roger. 936 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,840 Ham all right, Roger Hamm or hand, it's up to you. 937 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,760 You had a two night stay and you left the real bespoke item. 938 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,720 Yeah and I if they say we can't see your book and whatever, just 939 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,960 say my company booked it might not be under my name and you 940 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,080 only know what you left in the room. 941 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:54,120 I placed a bespoke bum plant which can only be watered 942 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,480 through your bottom. So it's a business prototype. 943 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:02,880 It's a it's a bespoke bum plant. And I want you to say, yeah, I 944 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,840 mean, I know it's a niche business, but I'm hoping to put 945 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,240 the arson partially. And then if they don't have it, 946 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,000 I want you to just have fun with this. 947 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,240 But I want you to ask if they say like, oh, no, we don't have 948 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,160 that or, you know, we can't find out, just say OK. 949 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,600 But also, if you see my Willy cactus, let me know. 950 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,160 Hold. On I need to just turn my Oh no, 951 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,160 actually what it did was just silence unknown callers before 952 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,840 they keep my number there. So I would have been awkward, 953 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,760 right? Show me the number. 954 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,760 Show me the number. If you, you take your pick. 955 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:40,400 If you do the pick like pardon. OK. 956 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,360 Yeah, yeah. And just just one in London. 957 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,160 My other idea was that you were going to be starting a Game of 958 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,840 Thrones type production and you needed a lot of rooms for your 959 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,600 cast and it was just going to be a very, very weird show. 960 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,000 So yeah, your bespoke bomb plant, it can be only watered 961 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,640 through your bottom, OK. And it's a business prototype 962 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,200 and just want you to get the line in. 963 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,280 I'm hoping to put the arson parsley. 964 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,800 OK. It's bottom partially, 965 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,600 essentially is what you're doing bottom parsley. 966 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,720 Yeah. And your name's Roger Ham or 967 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,080 Hand. Thank. 968 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,400 You for calling our reservation office if you want to make a 969 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,680 room reservation. Press 1 if you have an upcoming 970 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,400 reservation. I just said one. 971 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. 972 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,440 I have a bit of fun. See where this goes. 973 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:33,160 Take it for a walk. Let me get. 974 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,880 Someone to help you, Roger Ham, Just a little bit higher pitch 975 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,760 than you for. Any prepaid deposits please 976 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,200 allow up to 30 days from your. Submission. 977 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:46,600 Shut up. Hey, just in the meantime, hope 978 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,280 everybody's having a great Christmas Day. 979 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,480 Hope you got what you wanted. But if you're a bad boy? 980 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,560 Help you the two imagine like there was people who just all 981 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,640 they asked on the floor was a return to the boy town podcast. 982 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,680 You know what my daughter, 3 year old asked on the floor. 983 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,160 Went through at the same. New Dad rice cake ham and rice 984 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,400 cake the. Reservations for Hilton James 985 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,640 speaking. Hi, James, how are you? 986 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,280 It's Roger Ham here. Thank. 987 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,200 You, Roger. How can I? 988 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,080 Help you. Hi, I was just staying with you 989 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,280 guys last week. I think it was maybe Tuesday or 990 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,920 Wednesday, I'm not sure exactly. It was booked through my company 991 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,480 and I just left a plant in your in in the room. 992 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,440 I do apologise for that. Roger. 993 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,160 You're actually calling Central reservation as of the moment the 994 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,480 hotel directly. Can you tell me which Hilton 995 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,400 property have yesterday before? It was Saint James's. 996 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,200 Sorry, it's. St James's What is? 997 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,240 The name of the property. It was the St James's Hilton. 998 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,720 James in. London. 999 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:57,640 Yes, Hold on. One second maybe I have the 1000 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,120 direct phone number. Can you look at my room please, 1001 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,040 or do I have to speak to somebody in a motel? 1002 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,200 Yeah, you'll need to speak directly with the hotel. 1003 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,680 You left something in the room. OK, you'll. 1004 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,360 Need to speak with the lost property department. 1005 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,360 You have been so helpful. Can I get your name so I can 1006 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:21,240 review you? This is James. 1007 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,280 Oh, James. Reservations. 1008 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,960 James and I was in Saint James. What are the chances? 1009 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:34,120 Yeah, is. It the Trafalgar Saint James 1010 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,760 London curial collection by Hilton. 1011 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:42,240 Bing bong, Yes. Please. 0207. 1012 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,960 Oh, can you not put me through, James? 1013 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,040 Oh I'm so sorry. As much as I would like to, this 1014 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,080 is actually a call centre. They're only receiving phone 1015 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,160 call. OK, OK, hold on me a second. 1016 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,360 I'll need to get a pane here to write down the number. 1017 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:11,160 Could you go ahead there, James? 0207. 0207, yeah. 870. 870. 1018 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:21,480 2900. 2900 is that us? Yeah, that's. 1019 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:29,360 It that's the Trafalgar syncing. So once you dial that phone 1020 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,760 number, since you were going to speak with the lost property. 1021 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,440 OK, you. Know the operator will give you 1022 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,920 an option to press a number. That's really good press. 1023 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,120 Option D Please press option zero. 1024 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,920 Your call will be wrong. No problem. 1025 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,640 And can I just ask a question to you before I go, James, do you 1026 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:54,800 think they're likely to throw my cactus in the bin or will it 1027 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,560 likely still be there if it was last week? 1028 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,640 If it's not owned by the property. 1029 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,600 If it's not owned by the property, they always keep that 1030 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:09,720 safe. It's already a week ago. 1031 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,200 Right. Yes, James, I I was unpacking my 1032 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,400 my plant bag and I noticed that I had my dahlias. 1033 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,400 I have my roses, I have my parsley, but then have my 1034 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,720 cactus. So the only place I can be is in 1035 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:25,440 the hotel room. You know, James, it's a bespoke 1036 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,160 bomb plant. Yeah, I. 1037 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,560 Think they still have them? You can try. 1038 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,280 To call them. And then? 1039 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,240 Verify. Yeah, OK, Well, it's because I 1040 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,400 want the. Do you've ever heard of 1041 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,400 business? I have a business where I make. 1042 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,240 I have a business where I make plants that you can only water 1043 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,800 through the body. Quite literally. 1044 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,600 I'm trying to make my horse parsley, you know? 1045 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,160 So that's why I need the plant. If other people get it, they 1046 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,360 could go to the Dragons Den, sell it. 1047 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,440 Next thing you know, people will be making money out of bum 1048 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,200 plants and I'll be penniless on the streets. 1049 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:10,600 Fuck. So I think it's just only one 1050 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,360 week ago, so probably. One week since I left my plan 1051 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,880 keeping. That. 1052 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:20,440 OK, I will ring them and James, Merry Christmas. 1053 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,000 So. Anything else? 1054 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:23,840 Yeah. Merry Christmas. 1055 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,400 No, I you've been more than helpful, babe, And I'm happy. 1056 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,800 And I'll just phone since James's and I'll say GM sent me. 1057 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,480 And if they don't have my cactus, I'll cry. 1058 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,440 But I'll get over it, James. OK. 1059 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,760 Yeah. And if they do, I'm going to 1060 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,640 send you money. All right? 1061 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:44,720 And keep it between us. Cash. 1062 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,880 All right, You and me, James. We've got it. 1063 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,000 Love you. Take care. 1064 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,040 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 1065 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,040 Bye. Hi, baby. 1066 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:59,240 Oh, very good, very good. No, believe it or not, you're 1067 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:03,560 phoning a spa hotel in England. Oh yeah, your phone in the spa 1068 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,560 hotel. Some things never change. 1069 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,880 Listen, can I just pick one? Yeah, you. 1070 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,800 Can pick up at the spa hotel, right? 1071 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,440 Yeah. And you're looking to book a spa 1072 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,360 treatment for January. OK. 1073 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,040 We all know very well that there's going to be no spa 1074 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,600 treatment in January, right? Yeah. 1075 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,800 So what I want, if they say, oh, you can't do bookings for spa 1076 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,040 treatments, I want you to say, is there no exceptions? 1077 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,560 Yeah. And then I want you to say, OK, 1078 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,720 but what if cash? All right. 1079 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,880 And then if they answer that back, I say, all right, and how 1080 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,200 about cash? I don't want you to really get 1081 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,960 this deal. I want you to let them know that 1082 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,520 you're friends with David Walliams. 1083 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,920 Yeah, OK. So say, listen, I'm friends with 1084 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,720 David Walliams. And then I need you to say, too, 1085 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,680 that I'm 32. Yeah, lucky 18. 1086 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,840 I'm a very old juvenile. Or if you want a youthful 1087 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,280 pensioner, your choice. And then if they answer back, we 1088 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,440 say OK, cash. Useful pensioner or what? 1089 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,120 Or you're and you're an old juvenile or. 1090 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,720 Yeah, OK. OK. 1091 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,920 And I keep just trying to fit in. 1092 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,760 OK, What about cash there? It's very important you're 1093 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,040 trying to get cash. And if they're not taking cash, 1094 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,880 I want you to offer sleep privileges. 1095 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,080 And I'd say sorry, I mean bad privileges and bad blow jobs. 1096 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,080 I'd say that. If you can get them there and 1097 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,080 I've written at the bottom sex world, the UK, Epstein, but you 1098 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,520 can take that if you want or not. 1099 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,880 And then I just want you to reiterate your friends with 1100 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,360 David Walliams. You're a very bespoke 1101 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,680 complexion. You're you're neither young or 1102 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,440 old, but you're of age and okay, you're trying to get cash. 1103 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,440 So here am I like what am I saying or how do I talk? 1104 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,200 Or pick the name. What I would like you to be is 1105 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,920 very breathy. Yeah, okay, I. 1106 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,840 Want to do breathy? I want to be affluent because I 1107 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,360 mean, you wouldn't be offering this like this is. 1108 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,600 Normal. Am I English from here? 1109 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,720 Yeah, English. Now from here just you're 1110 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,080 friends with David Walliams through the circuit and that's 1111 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,680 all you need. They need to know the circuit 1112 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:57,360 and your name is Wilhelm Butterworth. 1113 00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:03,000 Or you can be, you can go by Mr W Butterworth, whatever you. 1114 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,800 Want Mr W Butterworth, Mr W. Butterworth. 1115 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,080 All right. New character? 1116 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,080 Definitely. Mr W Butterworth. 1117 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:19,040 Oh, OK, Mr W. Butterworth. 1118 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,880 He's a five star. Oh. 1119 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,680 Well, I think that sounds good. Yeah. 1120 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,960 OK. Mr W Butterworth. 1121 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,400 Hello. And. 1122 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,240 Thank you. Hello in. 1123 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,320 The Montcalm. Bro London House. 1124 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,760 I'll be the art of Heart of the City. 1125 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,640 If you'd like to pick a room or suite, please press 1. 1126 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,600 Spa if. You have an inquiry for our 1127 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,200 sales team. Please press 2 to book a meeting 1128 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,800 or event with us. Please press 3 or hold if you'd 1129 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,840 like. To 1 section or hold. 1130 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,520 These options again, just press 0. 1131 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,320 Put your double gin you're doing at night bro. 1132 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,080 Bring my home straight. I'll be at first. 1133 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:02,960 No, you're. Murder. 1134 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,280 Thank you for coming over in London House. 1135 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,880 This is Valentina. How may I assist? 1136 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:07,560 You. Hello. 1137 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,720 I can't really hear you. Hello. 1138 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:17,760 Hello. Yeah, it's Mr W Butterworth and 1139 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:23,920 I'm calling because I would like to book a spa treatment for 1140 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,120 January. What have you got all? 1141 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,520 Right. So, Sir, this is the hotel 1142 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,640 reception. Yes, please, God. 1143 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,640 I'm sorry but for the spa treatments is just the spa that 1144 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,920 takes care of it and because of the situation unfortunately they 1145 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:48,200 are closed for now so the only way to reserve is through their 1146 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,640 website. Is it through the website or is 1147 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:56,360 it cash? Are they closed for January? 1148 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,160 Until we have any new direction from the government. 1149 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:07,320 Or cash or cash. And The thing is, I didn't want 1150 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,200 to drop this, but I'm friends with David Walliams through the 1151 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:16,720 circuit, so could we make an exception and get Butterworth 1152 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:20,720 in? Unfortunately, Sir, the spy is a 1153 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,280 separate department. Cash department. 1154 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,560 So I can literally say nothing about it. 1155 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,400 Because. The spy itself is closed. 1156 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:38,280 Open for cash. I'm 32, I look at team I'm 1157 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,040 either a youthful pensioner or no juvenile. 1158 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:46,600 So there's cash here, there's cash here. 1159 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:53,920 Even an Indian Head massage OFB open for Butterworth. 1160 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,320 Unfortunately the SPA will stay closed until further notice from 1161 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,200 the government because we are in Tier 4 lockdown that there's 1162 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,720 literally no workers inside of the spot. 1163 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,480 Would it change things if I became Boris Johnson? 1164 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,040 Physically, mentally, scientifically? 1165 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:20,840 Butterworth has the cash. Unfortunately, until the 1166 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,960 government doesn't decide to take London out of TF4 lockdown. 1167 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,360 Week. Hold on. 1168 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,920 Butterworth has a pile over for lunch. 1169 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,640 Hold on a second. Yes, Hello. 1170 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,440 It's Boris Johnson. The spa's open. 1171 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,920 So it's we need to wait for it from the news. 1172 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,600 Bottleworth, I'll give you some cash. 1173 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,720 Yes, that was my friend Boris Johnson. 1174 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:49,280 So get Butterworth in. Oh, I think the Queen's also 1175 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,480 here. Yes, the spa's open for 1176 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,240 Butterworth. Excellent. 1177 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,040 So. For that you. 1178 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,400 Will believe Danny Dyer is also here. 1179 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:07,320 Oh I was both but working so I. Believe for that you will have 1180 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,960 to check. OK can we book for jam or Feb? 1181 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:14,160 Let's book for Feb 8th 8th of January. 1182 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:22,000 Butterworth butter at the spot. London will be out of Tier 4 1183 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,480 lockdown. Boris has approved. 1184 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:32,080 Well, until I have no directive from the managers and there is 1185 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,160 no news about it, I can't do anything. 1186 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,480 So there is no workers inside of the. 1187 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,040 Spot. Hold on. 1188 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,320 The manager is here. All good, Butterworth. 1189 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,160 You know what? That's fine. 1190 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,840 Listen, I'm going to buy a bottle of E 45 at the chemist 1191 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,760 and just lather it on my back. I'll wait till February. 1192 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,920 Cool. I'll see you in February. 1193 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,720 Well, Butterworth shall arrive ready for a treatment with cash. 1194 00:58:55,720 --> 00:59:00,240 Have a good day, Sir. OK, no problem darling. 1195 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:07,040 Remember the name but a wealth? Some people are just so polite. 1196 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,040 Customer service, they're used to hang up. 1197 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,640 Yeah, but. But man along we have been 1198 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,640 recording for. About 50. 1199 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,800 Remember back in the day we on remember like on boy time back 1200 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,520 in the day, right? You would be like maybe like a 1201 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,920 slow wake or something or whatever and you would be 1202 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,080 recording and you're working away and then you would turn the 1203 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,240 pen and go thinking you're near the end episode. 1204 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,800 You know, Ben Long we've been on for and he would go 07 there. 1205 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,640 You go fuck sake. Yeah, fuck sake. 1206 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,800 I'm ringing a Chinese, what do you want? 1207 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,880 Chow named duck and a gravy chip to suck tin of Coke and a 1208 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,560 portion of rice, pork belly fried and sliced and prawn 1209 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:57,320 crackers if he hasn't. And let's just talk about shows. 1210 00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,200 Yeah, bitch. Do a quick chat about shows and 1211 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,200 you're doing. We're both doing big shows. 1212 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,720 Next year, man, I was watching the Ripper on Netflix. 1213 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,000 I thought you were talking about things were interested. 1214 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,640 About farts. No, I haven't. 1215 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,040 I mean very disrespectful. I imagine Netflix when I give it 1216 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,440 to the show called The Ripper. Oh, the RIP is coming. 1217 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:21,680 Pool. He's done another one. 1218 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,360 The way he said that the Ripper's coming, that maybe 1219 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,920 would be a really bespoke sexual like fetish. 1220 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:31,240 When he farts, he comes, it'd be so messy. 1221 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,760 You'd be like, you just follow through. 1222 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:39,960 No, I just came. And I mean, that would also be 1223 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,800 just so disrespect to what the actual show was. 1224 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,480 I didn't say. And I heard footsteps coming up 1225 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:51,600 behind me and it was the Ripper because he smelled like shit and 1226 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,200 he was passing the whole way up the alleyway. 1227 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:58,320 And Ulster Hall. Yes. 1228 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,080 Oh, my goodness. I have really enjoyed this 1229 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,200 podcast. It's been silly. 1230 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,560 It's been Billy. Yeah. 1231 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:11,400 Yeah. Playing the Ulster oh, Billy 1232 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:15,120 Eilish, which everybody knows is Billy Isle in Irish, of course, 1233 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,640 yeah, wow, I mean fun to Gale talks. 1234 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:23,720 I think that yeah, I'm playing the Ulster Hall. 1235 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,320 Oh, I think I am. It's booked. 1236 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:29,400 It's happening Shit on the 17th of December 2021 on though 1237 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,360 there's a text. It's 02. 1238 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,360 Thank God. I'm not in trouble. 1239 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,240 My tickets are doing really well. 1240 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,040 I've only sold like the whole middle section already in a 1241 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,520 couple of days, but you know, that makes me makes me excited, 1242 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,600 you know, so. Your face, yeah, Yeah, we both 1243 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,280 got you looked at him with disgusting. 1244 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,440 Do you only turn I was. Doing I haven't got my glasses 1245 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,880 on and I was looking to see Daves Fitbit so I was squinting 1246 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,440 like that. Right, right, right says. 1247 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,200 Sexy bastard, always, just all day. 1248 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,360 It says sexy bastard and just 7 steps. 1249 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,920 Yes, and listen, because I, much like Prince Andrew, pretended to 1250 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,840 be Stephen Hawking during the day and just whizzed about in a 1251 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,560 wee chair. So don't get the steps and I get 1252 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,040 the chair lift up to here as well. 1253 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,400 So it's great. Again, people look at me and be 1254 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,240 like Stephen Hawking is definitely fatter than It. 1255 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,560 Was. Before he died, yeah, but yeah. 1256 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,480 So I'm playing the Ulster Hall in 17th of December. 1257 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,120 Tickets are going really good. Initially I was like, I'll put 1258 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,720 it on sale, 6 will go and I'll have. 1259 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,240 But you sold 7. I've sold 17 actually. 1260 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,360 So I mean, if you want to get one of those extra like 980 all 1261 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,280 tickets, get them. So it's going good, it's 1262 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,720 exciting, I'm buzzing and you're doing the same. 1263 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:35,040 Doing the SSE made what? SSE Arena, See no, see see 1264 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,200 Arena. And I'm doing that in November 1265 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:42,200 next year with Michelle Chancer. Yeah, just come see it. 1266 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,280 Nice. Just come see it. 1267 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,520 Nice. It's good to see good comedians 1268 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,440 in the SSE. I'm pleased for that. 1269 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,040 I think you'll be a real killer show. 1270 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,120 Yeah, you're happy to see just. Yeah, I'm happy to see good 1271 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,360 local comedians in the SSA. Good man. 1272 01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,920 You can't get us. It's going to be a good time. 1273 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,280 Yeah, I'm keen to see those shows. 1274 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,880 Right, right, right. I think it's a good time like 1275 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,440 comedy scenes good at the. Minute, You know what I do? 1276 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,160 I think the local comedy scene. Everybody's, everybody's just 1277 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,120 shifting tickets. You know what I mean? 1278 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:17,200 Like normally it's birds that I shift, but on this occasion 1279 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,840 tickets, you know? A true opener for us all, isn't 1280 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:21,040 it? And. 1281 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,720 There's gonna be plenty more of that came from. 1282 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,480 But no, this is the thing I believe, right? 1283 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,200 And I don't know why I'm going into this podcast because 1284 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,200 millions of people will listen, but it seems very good. 1285 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:35,200 There just needs to be a bit more recognition of what's going 1286 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:39,080 on, a bit more eyes on other acts coming through because it's 1287 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,920 a great thing here. It's developed well now. 1288 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,080 I think next year will be a lot of shows will be a lot of 1289 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,640 hopefully acts coming through and and, you know, people can 1290 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,760 see good comedy. Yep. 1291 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,800 You know, on the stage, on TV and on wherever else. 1292 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,840 Yeah, on my Patreon, you see really good comedy. 1293 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:54,840 It's only what? No. 1294 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,600 Fibre. Get on or this podcast this. 1295 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,040 Is do you do? Do you do minimum? 1296 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,640 Fibre and I do minimum fibre but then you get add-ons too. 1297 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,360 What do? You do can be pricey at this 1298 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,160 time of year. Just I, I don't believe in them, 1299 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,280 don't believe in a minimum. Just think people it's tough 1300 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,280 time. So I'm just acknowledging your 1301 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,040 economic situation. But if you want to pay a fibre 1302 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:15,560 you can. But. 1303 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,880 You know what I want to say is whenever I was featured on a 1304 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,400 podcast. On I want to put pressure. 1305 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,840 On your Patreon you were talking about pretend to die, Water 1306 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,960 Brown, the worst banter I've ever heard. 1307 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,240 I don't actually drink tea. I die. 1308 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,120 And I went on though anyone who doesn't charge, that's per Yeah, 1309 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,560 luckily your stand up's very good. 1310 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,240 Yeah. Otherwise. 1311 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,640 And you're going to watch any, any Christmas specials, any 1312 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,240 comedies coming on. Christmas. 1313 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,720 I'll just see what's on. Yeah. 1314 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,480 I mean, yeah, like, well, I haven't, I don't know what. 1315 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,800 Is there anything to recommend? Well, I'm definitely going to 1316 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:48,120 watch my former best friend Tim McGarry and get my headpiece 1317 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,840 because I do like to watch that at Christmas. 1318 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:54,640 You know, joking aside, you know Tim is was a very good friend of 1319 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:58,160 mine. Until he he mugged you so much 1320 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,280 that time with the drug thing because it just you didn't know 1321 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,760 where it came from. No and I mean I told him all 1322 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,760 that in confidence and I didn't know he took a classes and it 1323 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,720 was weird for me to see him. Like when you walk into a class 1324 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:13,120 to try and share your problems and the person taking the class 1325 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,040 is give my head pace in the blame games. 1326 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,480 Tim McGarry, it is off putting. Yeah. 1327 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,000 You know, And he was saying, oh, Dave. 1328 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,800 And I was like, oh, no, Tim. I told him adding confidence to 1329 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,960 sign a contract. And then he's out on your 1330 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,120 podcast to millions telling people I have drug problems. 1331 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,720 So I mean, I think it's only fair that I tell people what 1332 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,400 I've what he's told me you. Know, John, I think it's quite 1333 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,680 funny as well some people genuinely will have thought in 1334 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,920 like the last six months or whenever that we we actually did 1335 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:37,040 kind of fall out of it and not realise that like we do our our 1336 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,560 podcast from the same. Yeah, I mean lesson we've. 1337 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,800 Broken share a wall? Here we are, you know, in many 1338 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,280 respects. Two different backgrounds, one 1339 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,400 meeting point in the middle. We are all different, but we can 1340 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,520 all be the same and love each other. 1341 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,440 We don't need to put borders up. We don't need to let religion be 1342 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,040 a divisive issue anymore in this country. 1343 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:59,880 Just what I say come together but not COMECUM together. 1344 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,920 Do you have a can we give like a nice Christmas message to the 1345 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:03,760 people? Can I start? 1346 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,560 Yeah, go ahead. I just want to say that I think 1347 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:12,200 it's been a tricky 2020 for a lot of people, but I think 1348 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:18,480 2021's going to be bespoke. Yeah, it's going to be Crown 1349 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,720 fresh, it's going to become, it's going to be water. 1350 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,600 It can be whatever you want it to be. 1351 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,520 I mean, it'll start off a little bit cricket for sure. 1352 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,920 There'll be a bit of lockdowns, you know, Butterworth can't get 1353 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,400 to the spas. But we'll see when things open. 1354 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,400 It'll be good. You know, my, my number one 1355 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,760 squeeze. My my wife is getting the old 1356 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,280 stabbing on Monday. What's that? 1357 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,720 The ejection, the COVID vaccination. 1358 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:42,760 Oh, really? He's a nurse. 1359 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,680 Yeah. So she's getting that on Monday. 1360 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,400 Was that the Ripper was back on the loose so. 1361 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,200 She's getting that on Monday. So that to me was like, oh. 1362 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,880 Will you vampire? Will you vampire? 1363 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,920 The arm up after and just yes sucked. 1364 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:55,880 Up blood. I will get it. 1365 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:59,880 I mean, listen, I have had a lot of vaccinations over the years. 1366 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,280 I've caught a lot of things I've cured. 1367 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,360 Myself, a lot of Pokémon, you've got to catch them all. 1368 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,680 Exactly, I've got a lot, but I just what I do is just take 1369 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:14,200 vitamin C, zinc and D. Not often, but they just. 1370 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,080 Oh yeah, yeah. The. 1371 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,120 The recover, yeah. And that's how naturally my body 1372 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,720 recovers. So, I mean, I have beaten a lot 1373 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:23,000 of things, but that being said, if if the vaccination's 1374 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,800 available to me, which let's be fair, I'm a very at risk guy, 1375 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,360 I'm fat asthma dude. So I mean I should be getting 1376 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,400 ejected. The worst Marvel superhero the 1377 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,600 lot. Fat asthma, dude. 1378 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,240 So I mean, I should be getting that into me soon. 1379 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,040 And I'm saying, listen, strap me up. 1380 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,360 You know, I've been strapped up before on a swing, made a 1381 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,000 leather. But if that's what it takes to 1382 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,200 inject me, do it. Pump me full of it, make me 1383 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,920 better, let me back in the streets get and also get the tag 1384 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,400 off my ankle too for other things. 1385 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,520 Sweet related, right? Well, we'll leave it there. 1386 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:54,640 Obviously our pods go out every week and the slide Guy podcast, 1387 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,480 he will me check those out. I mean, we'll see you them 1388 01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,280 together. Yeah, for for a few things. 1389 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,640 But yeah, it's been great to do this. 1390 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,200 You know what? It's been a lot of fun. 1391 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,000 It's been weird for me because I've just been recording my 1392 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,320 podcast here with just Snake Wrap. 1393 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:11,720 Yeah, people won't know that as well. 1394 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,440 You poach the snake rot. Yeah, I. 1395 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:17,960 Bought them basically out and you know Adam as well out and 1396 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,720 the it's it's worth them but it's been fun to be in a podcast 1397 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,359 once again with you guys to when I sometimes say things you look 1398 01:08:23,359 --> 01:08:26,720 very worried yeah at each other like on though what's happened 1399 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,960 out there you know I don't listen I'm just the truth 1400 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:30,880 spatial. Shoot from the hip. 1401 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,279 It is what it is, a shoot from the. 1402 01:08:32,279 --> 01:08:35,479 What does the T-shirt say? The T-shirt says, you know, man, 1403 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,880 it says destroy patriarchy, not the planet. 1404 01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:41,720 And that's me, you know, I'm just a, you know, I'm a feminist 1405 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,680 guy. Yeah, I'm a feminist dude. 1406 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,560 I've got two daughters and a wife. 1407 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,680 You know, I, I support women massively. 1408 01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,000 And if any of those bitches have a problem being fuck off, you 1409 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,399 know, So that's how I'm just a feminist dude. 1410 01:08:53,399 --> 01:08:57,040 I'm a voice of the people and I'm I'm a woman maker. 1411 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,359 You're beautiful guy. I just, I just, my children are 1412 01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:01,520 women and I love it. You're a beautiful guy. 1413 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,279 I'm a beautiful guy. I'll be on the frontline with 1414 01:09:03,279 --> 01:09:06,800 them marching against you. Fucking chauvinistic cunts. 1415 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,399 That's you're going to get all right. 1416 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,359 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you all. 1417 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,040 Merry Christmas to you we're. Back from weekly. 1418 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,359 From No this was next year. Maybe we'll come back. 1419 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,160 We'll just, we'll be, we'll call this a Santa Claus podcast. 1420 01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:23,160 Yep. We'll come back once a year. 1421 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,200 Yep. That'll be a good time. 1422 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:27,040 And you have to leave out some. You've got to leave some poppers 1423 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,560 and Lamborini under the tree, yeah? 1424 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,120 And also leave a couple of tiles out because we'll be in your 1425 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,560 bath, yeah? Merry Christmas. 1426 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,399 Good Christmas morning.