1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,560 I want to check your flight is half half three. 3. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,280 Today 3 from city though. No. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,560 What's the one out in the sticks? 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,040 No, I'm checking. It's from city. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,520 It's from city. Well, you said you could come in 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,640 earlier. I was like, oh, fuck, yeah, 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,600 that'd be easy. Oh, yeah, I've got carry on. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,880 I've. Oh, no, fuck. 9 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,960 Hang on. Well, I was quickly checking, 10 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,880 Yeah. Two your two your flight. 11 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,240 Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Is that right? 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,200 Yeah. Let me check. 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,400 It started rolling two hours. Do you know what's? 14 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,280 Yeah, perfect. Sorry man. 15 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:34,280 Do you know what I hate? When you are going to check in 16 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,200 just before a flight and you've and it says go to desk. 17 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,440 Nothing worse. The worst you can talk to 18 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,280 people. Yes, go to desk. 19 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:46,080 And then you're queuing up with the suitcase people, you know? 20 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,680 On host. You have a you look like you're 21 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,280 doing a press interview for a movie. 22 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,640 I'll take that. Us two, yeah, we just. 23 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,600 I'm pointing to both I'm. A male lead? 24 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,040 Yeah, you're the cookie Say cook, friend. 25 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,080 That's all I'll ever get in the movie. 26 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,120 Cookie say kick friend I. I like, Thomas, that when we 27 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,920 were sorting attention to this pod, I like your relaxed 28 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,360 attitude towards getting your flight. 29 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,200 I'm like that too. Can I be honest? 30 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,200 People freak out. I I generally I'm really 31 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,720 struggling so in general check in. 32 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,760 And thank God, please don't hold a conversation. 33 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,360 No, no, you do, but you do. Not check. 34 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,840 Do you know how many flights I've missed? 35 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,160 Like I miss flights regularly, which is so against my 36 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,760 personality because I'm very organised and I know what's 37 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,440 happening. But to do but something with 38 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,040 flights, I'm too laid back. I think it's to do with the fact 39 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,400 that I never want to be early because it's a waste of my time, 40 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,280 right? I want to be just bang on time. 41 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,800 No, so this is I know probably every I will have swear. 42 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:56,600 F Yes, I can tell. Oh, shame. 43 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,320 No, we are. Yeah. 44 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,080 Yeah. Yeah, right. 45 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,440 I was just. Going to say. 46 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:04,160 But in like in 1950s way you say like holy heck or whatever. 47 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:09,720 Oh fuck, Thomas. Thomas wasn't even intentional. 48 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,720 Aside from the town, no. You can you can you can say. 49 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,880 You would never imagine your accent in like an old 50s movie. 50 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,520 Do you remember? Did they make them in Australia? 51 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,920 Then no. They had a kind of kind of a 52 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,560 weird radio voice in Australia. They sounded like this. 53 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,760 Really. It was kind of like BBC but a 54 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,960 little bit Australian. Welcome to Australia. 55 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,640 Because where does the Australian accent? 56 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,280 Racism. Australia. 57 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,160 That's just what the answer would probably be. 58 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:42,400 I mean, I know all about that. I mean, where does the accent 59 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,360 come from? Because. 60 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,800 I've got a theory. Yes. 61 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:51,120 The I think it's all so we we know that it was majority was 62 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,240 populated from convicts, right, Yeah. 63 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,240 So I think. A lot of those. 64 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,560 Sorry, did you not know that? I have no interest in your 65 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,200 country. That's the main thing people 66 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,240 know about Australia. They're all criminals. 67 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,000 So what do you mean like they took it was like? 68 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,720 Well, generally not, no. I thought it was being a can't I 69 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,760 know you. Right as a qualified expert 70 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,680 they're. Planting criminals there to get 71 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,920 them out of other places. As a qualified expert, let me 72 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,640 take this one. OK, there was people there 73 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,320 chilled. No, no, no, there's people 74 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,640 chilling in Australia. For hundreds of thousands. 75 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,800 Of years despite defeat time. The longest recorded longest 76 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,440 there that they're the oldest civilization. 77 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,480 Ever is in Australia. Indigenous Australia. 78 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,640 OK, then he is. The English. 79 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,000 Yeah. Fuck started bringing prisoners 80 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,400 over and basically were like. You keep these guys. 81 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah, no, they were like, you live here now. 82 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,480 Yeah, because they were like, we're done with them. 83 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,680 You guys have them? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 84 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,840 Australia was time out. Yeah. 85 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,200 You stayed there till you learned your lesson, yes. 86 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,200 Yeah. And then everyone went, oh fuck. 87 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,000 So I think what happened, this is my theory, yeah, is they sent 88 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,120 all the Brits over who were naughty, basically people who 89 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,160 stole bread and stuff, you know, and bread was like. 90 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,200 Fuck, no way you're going there for a loaf. 91 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,160 Yeah, there's no way. How's that gonna be cost 92 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,840 effective though for them to put them on the ship and said. 93 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,960 I think I thought this through. But did they need people to go 94 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,120 there to build? Build, right? 95 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,519 OK, so they're looking for any reason for you to buy? 96 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,519 Bread. Fuck, you're building as a City 97 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:21,680 Hall? Oh no. 98 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,680 Right, right, right. Yeah. 99 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:27,960 Already did that here. But no, basically I think it was 100 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,560 the Brits that were left out in the sun for too long. 101 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,280 I think that's where the accent came from. 102 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,400 Because you imagine they went out there. 103 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,600 Oh fucking hell, it's oh fucking hell, fucking hell, it's hot. 104 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,720 And then the sun. Oh, oh fuck, oh fuck yeah. 105 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,920 It's just, it's just people from Essex with vitamin D. 106 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,720 It's like melted Brits, yeah. Melted Brits. 107 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder. 108 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,560 I want to test that theory. I've started giving my son 109 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,800 vitamin D drops in his feet. If. 110 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,400 You get your accent? Yeah, it might not be due with 111 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,080 factories with you 23 hours a day. 112 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,400 I didn't. Think of that. 113 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,920 Yeah, all of a sudden. Look, he's around you all day. 114 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,040 Daddy's going to go away for a while, but your drops are still 115 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,760 going to remain. We're going to test. 116 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,080 Zippers, This episode of the Team With Me podcast is 117 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,360 sponsored by none other than that prize guy. 118 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,280 We're talking about Ireland's largest price site. 119 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,400 You're going what is a price site? 120 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,920 Well, if you go under that priceguide.co.uk you'll see 121 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,840 every draw he has gone. He's doing draw stuff for like a 122 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:33,560 grand, 5 grand, 10 grand. 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There's Lazy Boy, the first 142 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,040 batch of Lazy Boys episodes up there. 143 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,640 There's mysteries up there, there's going to be killed. 144 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,440 Toddy maybe up there or coming soon. 145 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,680 This point hopefully. Will hopefully be there. 146 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,960 You've got loads of stuff coming up. 147 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,440 Patreon, logo slash TV with me podcast, add free episodes. 148 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,320 Boom. Yeah, I I will arrive for a 149 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,880 flight there on the latest time. I think it's acceptable to be 150 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,560 there. Yeah, I I'm the same I that 151 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,720 wasn't say that's why I was asked about swearing. 152 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,960 I was like every count in the world has ADHD now, but 153 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:06,200 apparently it's a trade that you you you don't you're not very 154 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,120 good at with with timing and you think you've got more time than 155 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,360 you have Yes, and you make excuses in your head. 156 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,640 So I'll be like, Oh yeah, my flight's at 3 Fucking I could be 157 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:19,280 there. Gate shuts at half two latest If 158 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,000 I'm there by 20 past, I'm fucking laughing. 159 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,480 Do you know what I mean? That's what I'm thinking in my 160 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,280 head. Last time I was in London, I was 161 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:29,720 sat in a meeting at I'd say 5 say 5:00 PM. 162 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:35,840 I had a flight at like 7 leaving at 7 from say Stansted or 163 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,480 something. I was in the meeting image. 164 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,160 I was like your flights, what time And I was all this is a few 165 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,000 hours and he was like, you have time to get there and I was all 166 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:47,800 too much I think and I might get a coffee on the way. 167 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,600 I left the meeting, went to get an Uber to the airport and it 168 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,280 was like the Uber will be here three months also wait will like 169 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,160 loads of time and it was like the Uber will take you 96 170 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,320 minutes to get there and I was like put a 2. 171 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,640 It took me like 20 minutes to get to where I am now from the 172 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,640 airport. Why is it so long to get back 173 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:11,200 traffic, Thomas? Yeah, yeah, there. 174 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,360 Everyone's getting coffee. So I got into the Uber and was 175 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,840 like, listen, we're going to an airport. 176 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,760 It's not the original one that's on the thing because I can no 177 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,760 longer make that flight. What? 178 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,680 Do you mean? Can you keep driving till I 179 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,320 because right, Can you just keep driving towards where the 180 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,160 airports? Are you must have sounded like a 181 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,080 billionaire. No, I was, but I was. 182 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:35,320 Driving until I've procured. Flying planes, driving to the 183 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,039 land plane for me, I was like just keep driving to it was 184 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,840 like, but they're all in different places. 185 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,480 That's. That's movie talk, Yeah. 186 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:43,760 Just you keep driving. Yeah, keep going. 187 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,600 Where? I had that like weird BBC 188 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:51,320 Australian accent. The owner kept driving until she 189 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,720 found an airport. Eventually she stopped for 190 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,080 coffee on the way. Well, I did. 191 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,920 When you said original airport, I thought fuck did. 192 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,520 How long were you in this meeting that that airport 193 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,680 updated and changed? Yeah, You know what I mean? 194 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,880 That the original 1 was gone. That's what my. 195 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,280 Brain went. No, no. 196 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,040 So the whole time you were talking there, I was going what 197 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,400 happened to the airport? No, the airport still exists. 198 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,040 I think it didn't break down because I must apply. 199 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,600 Yeah, but I get into the airport and I was like for the like, 200 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,360 she's not going to make it close the gates, you know, but. 201 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,400 But I've got to go home to my family. 202 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,240 Doesn't matter. Dionna's not going to make it, 203 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,800 sorry. I get into the Internet, so like 204 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,680 you're going to have to drive until I book a flight here. 205 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,080 I'll be like 10 miles maximum. Just drive towards where we were 206 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,040 going to be going. And he was, he was like he was 207 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,800 driving. And then I something, I booked a 208 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,440 flight, but it changed obviously to the different airport. 209 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,960 It was like I was not going to Gatwick or whatever. 210 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,640 And it was like, it's still ages away. 211 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,680 And he was like, I can't take you to Gatwick because this fair 212 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,280 share Stanstead was you're going to have to book a new Uber says 213 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,640 all it goes. It'll probably just be me 214 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,560 because obviously like you're 1 metre from me right now in this 215 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,440 vehicle. So it'll flag up who's closest. 216 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,200 How? Can I not update? 217 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,680 I know that's silly. Silly. 218 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,560 So I booked a new Uber and it was another guy and I was like 219 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:06,160 what do I do with you? What I would have loved is that 220 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,240 I feel like if you're in a movie, it's a great movie. 221 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,760 If you're in the Uber and you book the other one and he drives 222 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,800 alongside. And then? 223 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,320 You could jump jump between windows. 224 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,360 This one's going to get Wick. He's not your responsibility, I 225 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,040 know, but I was. Like, what happens to your 226 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,440 family tonight? Do you eat? 227 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,640 Like, what's gonna happen? And he was like. 228 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:28,400 Again, billionaire talk. They bring it home. 229 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,480 I shall. Feed them. 230 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,840 That's how rich she is that she's worried about other Do 231 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,560 you, do you eat if I don't go with you? 232 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,800 I don't even need to go to. There will your life continue 233 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,840 after me. But I was like, what happens to 234 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,360 you, you know? And he was like, well, I've just 235 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,160 lost this fare, but yeah, it'll charge you like, say whatever, 236 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,880 like a tenner or whatever length of time I've driven you to. 237 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,560 But he was a bit like, sad. I mean, he was like, well, this 238 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,480 is obviously like he was getting an airport fare. 239 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,600 He was getting an hour and a half driving. 240 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,640 He was like, no, I'm not whatever. 241 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,400 And I was like, right, can I cancel him? 242 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:04,000 Who's coming to get me now here and just pay you in cash or like 243 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,720 just bank transfer you like we'll do it all for the books. 244 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,560 And he was like, if you want, we'll just do that. 245 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,080 We'll do it off the books. And I thought, granted, I was 246 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,040 all it was originally going to be whatever the fare was. 247 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,920 I went minus the tenor that they've now taken from me. 248 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,680 I said, I'll just PayPal you the difference or bank transfer you 249 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,640 the difference and it goes grand. 250 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,680 So we cancelled. The other guy kept driving 251 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,000 towards the airport and now banking. 252 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,920 That wouldn't work. I couldn't get in. 253 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,280 What about the other guys family though? 254 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,000 Because they're not eating. Them no, I know, I know we 255 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,680 sorted them out afterwards. My banking app wouldn't let my 256 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,280 face in no makeup on or something. 257 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,600 It wouldn't let me in and like I couldn't I couldn't get but I 258 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,880 didn't know why do you you wouldn't know your password ever 259 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,960 So I couldn't get into my banking app and I was on the 260 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,720 phone to Sean going you're going to have to figure out something 261 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,560 from home to get this guy money. That's mine. 262 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,960 What you talking about? My banking app give him a 263 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,120 password for me. Oh, but can't can't do anything 264 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,160 with it. You can't do anything with it. 265 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,080 With just that information, no, no, that's a good birthday, 266 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,840 isn't? It Do you know what I realised 267 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,560 today? My pen cools. 268 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,080 Awful what? It left for you. 269 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,160 Your pen goes what? What would? 270 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,680 You say brass size is 34D whatever. 271 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,800 Why is that your number? Because that they they gave me. 272 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,280 And you kept it. Yeah, you're changing your pin, 273 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,000 you psycho. Yeah, but it's always changed 274 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,240 the same one. There's something about like, 275 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,280 people can really put money into your account anyway if they have 276 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,400 that detail. Well, this is the thing I don't 277 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,480 like, so I couldn't give a shit about throwing a package into my 278 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,040 bin that has my full name and address on it. 279 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,440 Yeah, Yeah, right. Sean's like, oh, my God, that 280 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,000 has to go in the shredder. What are you doing? 281 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,120 They're going to know where you live. 282 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,400 I'm all. They're in my fucking driveway. 283 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,400 Yeah, they're gonna. They've stolen that from my bin. 284 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,880 They're standing outside my house with the address on the 285 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,560 door. Yes. 286 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,680 What is this going to do? They're not going to open. 287 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,800 I could start a whole new family in my name with this. 288 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,160 I don't understand that the whole idea of. 289 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,440 Like maybe that original Uber driver is just going along 290 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,040 again. Yeah. 291 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,240 Yeah, yeah. You come up to your house, it'll 292 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,400 be in there. Sorry. 293 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,760 Yeah. Yeah, Oh, we took a chance on 294 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,080 this accent. There. 295 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,280 Was one. We had many options and we knew. 296 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:12,320 Knock on me. We went for Uber driver. 297 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,800 Chill. What about your Uber drivers? 298 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,760 I'll say this, Belfast. Everybody. 299 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,120 There's two of them, so go ahead. 300 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,680 Well, yeah, that one. They take fucking ages to get to 301 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,080 you. I think literally, I think 302 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,520 there's a couple of guys who there's. 303 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,720 Not. That's not a big thing here. 304 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,920 We're not. Doing it was not a big thing. 305 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,480 OK, We're not ready for that yet. 306 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,000 Well, we just had Die Hard come out in the cinemas. 307 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,760 All of them are. Thanks for having a bit of a 308 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,760 delay here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 309 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,040 I'm just my flesh. I'm from Australia. 310 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,400 My. Fuck, you've got Die Hard, yeah. 311 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,800 Yeah, the. Oh, because you have to watch it 312 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,800 upset down. Yeah. 313 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,600 Oh, not in reverse. Yeah, it's upside down and 314 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,200 reverse. Then we're like, oh, Bruce 315 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,120 Willis was the terrorist I. Didn't watch it? 316 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,120 Oh no. I've never seen. 317 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,040 It. Oh really? 318 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,920 Never seen it. Don't want to every Christmas? 319 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,320 No. I don't care to watch it. 320 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,160 But yeah, do you know? I don't care to watch it. 321 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,920 I don't care for things like that. 322 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,480 Out of respect for Bruce, what's not well want to remember how he 323 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,720 is now? But you're only the best 324 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,440 government you do is watch his body of work. 325 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,080 Yeah. You're out of respect for Bruce. 326 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,040 You're not like he'll get royalties if you watch it. 327 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,040 Well, not if I pay rent. Maybe get the bond, sort of. 328 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,560 It I'm going to respect him by never watching his work yeah 329 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,440 yeah yeah just forgetting him completely I'll watch it on 330 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,080 video he's forgotten you yes that's. 331 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,280 Sad. What are you going to say about 332 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:36,800 the Uber? Drivers. 333 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,920 Oh yeah, like they're all fucking in Mercedes and, and all 334 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,480 these fucking crazy and also, well, what the fuck do? 335 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,760 You know the crack of that. Well, I realised I was booking 336 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,680 Uber luxury. Oh. 337 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,200 But also an extra. So you're into Uber drivers in 338 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,760 America, they rent a lot of them rent the car. 339 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,480 So that's not their actual car. They rent the car to do Uber. 340 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,720 What? Yep, surely that's not very 341 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,000 financially savvy. Must be. 342 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,920 It's yours, You. Need to be Uber in all day. 343 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,040 Probably. And can we talk about Andy 344 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,720 Ryan's hair? No. 345 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,400 Are you going to talk about Andy Ryan's hair? 346 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,440 I feel we have to because. He does look like a cab driver. 347 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,160 Thomas was coming up the stairs and I said to Andrew, who was 348 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,720 working in the office there, I said, do you know Thomas? 349 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,000 And he said, oh, yeah, yeah. And Thomas came up the stairs. 350 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,320 I had to stop him and say, I just got to warn you. 351 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:31,760 Andrew's had a perm down and I think you thought I was joking 352 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,240 but then you realised he has had a perm done. 353 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,160 But I think is Andrew done experimented in the run up days 354 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,040 wedding because he wants a perm for his wedding. 355 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,880 He doesn't want to do too close to the wedding because then he's 356 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,600 stuck with a perm, so he's doing it now so he can let it go away. 357 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,440 He looks like a Jewish hip hop producer. 358 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,400 It looks like Justin Timberlake. No. 359 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,280 It's no the start without. No, he looks like Justin 360 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:56,320 Timberlake at the end. He's out of sync. 361 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,400 Oh my God, if you told him he looked like Justin Timberlake, 362 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,040 he will come down from that ledge he's on because he's been 363 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,480 getting some. He was reading us some comments 364 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,040 he's been getting. He's like, oh, people are like, 365 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,840 you do you and stuff and then some people. 366 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,240 Are like all of those people give me abusive, hateful 367 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,040 comments. I'm going to do me with my 368 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,640 lovely hair. And I was like, why are you so 369 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,680 serious about this? And also he's being abusive. 370 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,440 Oh no, he is getting abusive. What I. 371 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,400 Mean I think one person's level of abuse is different than 372 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,480 somebody else. Nah, he read. 373 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,760 That's one of those. Just make someone feel bad for 374 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,600 looking like a Pot Noodle. You can't. 375 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:41,720 Yeah, he's, he's made that call. I do think it's risky to do that 376 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,360 because like, what if he has that hair and he gets given some 377 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:51,720 terrible news like. To be serious with that hair. 378 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,360 It was like a Halloween wig though, doesn't it? 379 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,240 You know, when people have the curly hair? 380 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,000 Yeah, it's for like. The first few photographs they 381 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,600 put up by as well. That's an AI generated 382 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,520 photograph, obviously. And then I seen the AI generated 383 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,680 photograph that arm Butler put up and I was like, what fucking 384 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,720 about it is his real hair? But you wonder like, do you 385 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,760 know, like do you like if you look go like googy and someone 386 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,240 smacks your face, you'll fuck it might stick. 387 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,680 Yeah. What if it sticks? 388 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,160 Who smacks your face? You're mad or somebody do you 389 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,960 like when you go? Googy, googy. 390 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,000 What is? Good. 391 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,400 Never a Daffris Googie. Yeah, yeah, like. 392 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,440 Googly, googly eyed. Googly eyed No. 393 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,119 Googie, we don't say googly. Googly, no good. 394 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,320 Well, cross eyed. If you go cross eyed, there's 395 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,920 got out there, they'll change or something. 396 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,640 Smack. See, when you go cross eyed, you 397 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,960 really go cross eyed. Yeah, yeah. 398 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,920 Thanks. Dude, wow. 399 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,000 Oh my God. Is that a lot? 400 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,520 Yeah. Do it. 401 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,960 Again. Oh yeah, OK. 402 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,680 No, you're just going down. That is the way the guy looks 403 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,520 who reads the news of the BBC history lesson. 404 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,040 Fucking hot out there, very hot out here. 405 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,800 Avenues. Andrew Ryan's had a pen. 406 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,280 See if I, if I do cross ice, yeah, no, someone in the 407 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,400 comments is going to write the time stamp and go when's he 408 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,720 going to do cross ice when I'm doing, because they'll be 409 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,480 inferring that my eyes are already crossed, right. 410 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,440 So I'm just getting ahead of that. 411 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,640 Why would somebody? Because people say I have like a 412 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,640 like 2 lazy eyes or cross eyed and all this kind of stuff and I 413 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,440 don't. Yes. 414 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,840 Someone said it about like me recently, like I had a lazy eye 415 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,120 and I first go in the eye and I thought. 416 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400 I touch me doing it. Is that good? 417 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,760 No. Do you know what you're doing 418 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,040 right now? I'm Butler, Sammy and Naughty 419 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,080 Shore. Oh yeah, like. 420 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,200 You just look at all. I know, I know. 421 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,480 If you can't do it, you tilt your head. 422 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,920 This I say. Nope. 423 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,240 So I can't do it. No, you know, look like your 424 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,000 character. The wee guy. 425 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,280 The wee guy. The wee guy, Yes. 426 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,600 Did you do the wee guy? Is it? 427 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,080 Is it? Is there a reason you're saying 428 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,440 it over and over? Because I'm confused. 429 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,600 Oh yes. Who's he? 430 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,840 Are we gay? William Thompson Pizza Mom, 431 00:18:53,840 --> 00:19:07,510 Marty, I'm. Talking about a character, 432 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:14,470 that's so. Cool. 433 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,910 Do you know it's so disrespectful? 434 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:20,640 I am I broke my hand. And I posted in the Comedians 435 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,560 What's Up group about it that I'd broken my hand. 436 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,080 And someone wrote, So that day that I broke my hand, I was 437 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,720 playing in a football match and William was dying to watch the 438 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,880 game. And I had a photo after the game 439 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,640 of me and William. And I said like, there was real 440 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,360 swelling on my hand. And I think it might have been 441 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,280 Johnny Bo. Someone cropped in on William's 442 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,440 hand and wrote You've broken your wanking hand, Williams, 443 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,160 Right hand. 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As a guy that's. 473 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:27,920 What? I'm me. 474 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,280 I got a pair. I'm not a guy. 475 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,560 I know, I know. By the way, you've never seen 476 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:38,600 more like a guy when you went I'm not a guy I've never thought 477 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,440 you might have. Pose of my balls I might have. 478 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,280 I never thought you were. I now think you might be a guy. 479 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,440 It's. Just because you said if you're 480 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,040 a guy it affects your hairline and I have a really high 481 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,840 hairline and I went, oh, that's about me. 482 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,960 So I was just wondering to you saying the guy's hairlines get 483 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,080 affected by perms, which can't be true, right? 484 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,960 It can be because apparently you you twist all the hair. 485 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,520 Isn't that what the perm is like you Oh. 486 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,200 Fuck it, you twist it out a bit or something. 487 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,120 But it like pulls it by the root. 488 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,560 Oh shit, you know it was a you got. 489 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,000 A headache for having a permanent that sounds fucking 490 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:10,800 sore. I don't. 491 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,560 Know what happened to you? You got a perm once and that's 492 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:12,960 why. You're headed. 493 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,960 I got a perm when I was when I was 12 years old. 494 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,800 Ridiculous thing to have on a child, really big like Irish 495 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,400 dancing style perm. And I was delayed it with myself 496 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,520 when I went down to school in the first, I got like like a 497 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,520 couple days before we were starting back into school and it 498 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,400 was second year and I was delayed it with my perm and I 499 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,160 wanted to go in and obviously show it off and all. 500 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,240 And I went down in the first day of school and I went over to the 501 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,720 office to go where's my new classroom? 502 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,560 Because you get a new classroom starting every year. 503 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,640 And she was like, what do you mean your new classroom? 504 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,360 Do you just mean your classroom? And I was like, no, I'm a 505 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,520 different one from last year. And she was like, are you your 506 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,320 first year or second year? And I thought, I'm a second 507 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,920 year. She was using start next week 508 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,080 and I had to sit in the IT took two hours for my mum to come get 509 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,760 me because we lived to the country and took her to drive 510 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,160 home, get a phone call or fucking landline because there 511 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,280 was no mobiles back then. And then she to come back and 512 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,280 get me and I sat like a just big pair of my duck head and the 513 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,080 foyer of the school with my big hair that no one cared about. 514 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,360 But. What so do you so that pulled 515 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,320 your hair back? No, no, no. 516 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,640 You said that's where your forehead. 517 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,760 No, that was a joke, all right. Obviously not. 518 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:18,400 Fucking hell, clearly not. I just thought you studied 519 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,800 really, really hard at school and then it had an effect. 520 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,200 On my size of my head. Yeah, Thank you. 521 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,560 Very smart. Thanks very much. 522 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,240 Yeah, yeah. Because when he sent me the 523 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,360 perm, I was in the garden so my phone was really bright, so I 524 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,440 didn't really properly look at it, but I was trying to be nice 525 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,280 and replied and was that actually looks great. 526 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,400 But then when I saw it in the light, I realised. 527 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,440 But I don't think it looks great. 528 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,920 I think it's one of those things where like if you have a 529 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,560 conference to do it. But it's just it's anything you 530 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,520 do a dramatic change. I was all what the hell? 531 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,880 And then we'll look back in the day and go, do you remember what 532 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,440 Andrew Vine didn't have a perm? Yes, that's what we'll say. 533 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,920 Yes. Oh, you think he's going to keep 534 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,760 it now? Well, I think he's got no 535 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,760 choice. It's it's deep. 536 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,120 It's deep in the Reds. It's like we'll look back to me 537 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,040 and go Matt and remember what Women couldn't vote and Andrew 538 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,120 doesn't have a pair. Hold on, hold on. 539 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,880 Women can vote. Only on The X Factor and stuff. 540 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:21,280 Only on fun stuff. They can't in Australia though. 541 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,360 Huh. What? 542 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,920 Women can't vote. Yeah, no, they're allowed. 543 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,680 To do it. Drive. 544 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,560 Can I tell you something? I I love Australia. 545 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,280 You do? Yeah. 546 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,040 One of the best places ever been really. 547 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,040 Twice for stand up and I, Absolutely. 548 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,760 Love it, I was. Surprised. 549 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,480 People do shit on it as a joke. Yeah, I must have turned off 550 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,680 everything in my algorithm to do with Australia because I'm 551 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,600 unaware of people. That's the thing with Australian 552 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,320 stuff, an algorithm, if you throw it away, it comes back. 553 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,640 Good. Yeah, No, I feel like do you 554 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,400 know that a lot of things Australia can kill you and stuff 555 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,600 like that you're not really aware do? 556 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,400 You mean like animals? Yeah, of course. 557 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,360 All right, I didn't know how bad your algorithm was. 558 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,480 Yeah, I. Wouldn't make the algorithm to 559 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,440 let me know bears. Exist, yeah, but yeah, but. 560 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,880 We don't have bears or alligators. 561 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,360 We have crocodiles. That's the. 562 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,720 Same thing. I mean, I watch a lot of Steve 563 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,720 Irwin. I still thought you had 564 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,240 crocodiles and alligators, but the bears thing that is. 565 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,760 There's going to be bears. Oh, I'd say if you go to the 566 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,280 right places, there's bears in Australia. 567 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,000 There's no bears. There's all the zoo. 568 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,720 There's a bear. There's a bear. 569 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,920 What do you mean there's one? Hello. 570 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,600 It's called Play, Fiona. Don't tell anyone I'm here. 571 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,080 I don't know. What this accent is either it's. 572 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:39,840 Welsh, I come over in the booth. From wheels I am, yeah. 573 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,920 But Steve Irwin was keeping a little. 574 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,080 I feel like the things that could, like, hurt you. 575 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,600 What do you mean how many things? 576 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,560 Yeah, I feel like people were less likely killed by dangerous 577 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,640 animals in Australia when Steve Irwin was still around. 578 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,200 Because he was making them out to be cute. 579 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,040 No, because he was. He was. 580 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,880 He was just like, do you? Know what I mean? 581 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,120 Well, amongst other animals. You need to apologise. 582 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,360 You went for the final kill. Fucking. 583 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,680 That's his. Final boss. 584 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,160 It was. Either that or nations father. 585 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,840 I couldn't think of. Anything right uses Bob like. 586 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,320 Next, should we have to go with Anthony from The Wiggles? 587 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,880 Some people in Australia don't juggle. 588 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,200 But no, I just mean like, these are Australian people, you can't 589 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,280 juggle. But no, he's not there. 590 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,480 Wake up, Jeff. Yeah, all those guys. 591 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,640 Do you know the Wiggles, then the biggie? 592 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,840 Oh. We love the Wiggles. 593 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,600 My kids love the Wiggles. Shut up. 594 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,600 Yeah, I'll. Tell you why that were 595 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,400 international? Shawn's kids. 596 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,320 Shawn's eldest child is 21. Yeah, some people call him a 597 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,960 man. Not in our house, but he. 598 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,640 He watched The Wiggles when he was a wee child. 599 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,080 And are we babies watching? Yeah. 600 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,760 So it's like. My kids love the Wiggles. 601 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,040 My oldest son, Youngest son. No time for the Wiggles. 602 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,840 It was the TV show I've never seen before that my sons just 603 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,920 started watching Balamory. Oh, yeah. 604 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,760 What's the story? Yeah. 605 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,200 Yeah. I never knew what that was. 606 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,320 It's fucking great. Yeah. 607 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,480 I've never been into that. No, not in that. 608 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,640 But the purple I used to watch it, the new purple. 609 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,400 Toxins. Absolute. 610 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,160 He's erotic. Who's? 611 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,160 Oh OK, with the earring. The guy who not not lucky. 612 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,600 Not lucky, he's knackered. And new wiggles, I tell you 613 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,000 what, the new wiggles, there was a wee. 614 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,800 There was a wee period where Lucky could have had a few 615 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,120 months off. Lucky had twins, he twin babies. 616 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,320 But he broke up with Emma and every. 617 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,360 He broke up with Emma. He got divorced. 618 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,240 He found they're all ancestral, by the way. 619 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,400 They're all each other. I'm funny. 620 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,760 It's going to be the the dinosaur or something. 621 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,320 All guys book in the Unicorn. Cast orgies. 622 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,080 Yummy, yummy. Yeah, they are all going each 623 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,320 other now. Fucking hell. 624 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,880 Simon is married to the dancer. Yep, and and. 625 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,520 The dancer? What dancer? 626 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,000 One of the one of the dancers in it sometimes. 627 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,840 There's dancers in the Wiggles, is what I mean. 628 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,360 Yeah. Right, The Wiggles is a far 629 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,600 bigger ensemble now. Like. 630 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,680 You definitely know more about the wings. 631 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,000 To me, yeah. Well, there's there's two of 632 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,600 each colour now and the new guy who plays the purple wiggle. 633 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,120 They're multiplying. They're multiplying. 634 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,240 So they are fucking. Why don't you mean racially? 635 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,800 Yeah, be nice. The purple wiggle guy. 636 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,760 Who's the new wiggle guy? Yeah, he's a guy. 637 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,560 Yeah, Tank. I've seen he's in his 20s. 638 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,360 There's a girlfriend. He dances through his crotch. 639 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,120 That's how he delivers his dance. 640 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,800 They're all like this here. And he does. 641 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,560 Oh, it's. For the moms, it's. 642 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,160 For the moms, it's. For the yeah. 643 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,840 Definitely for the moms. Wheels is great, yeah, but I 644 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,440 just mean Steve Irwin was probably like protecting the 645 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,480 Australian people because he he was the goal between between 646 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,840 like the wildlife. Oh yeah and the people. 647 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,800 So he's like relaxed guys, relaxed to the snakes and all 648 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,760 that kind of thing. But once Steve gone open season 649 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,240 like. Oh yeah, he would just. 650 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,280 Get stupid. Because it kind of was like he 651 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,480 like, yeah, it's so true. Because I feel like what 652 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,640 probably what happened was all the animals probably like, we 653 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,240 need to fucking get this guy. Do you know what I mean? 654 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,440 That's the old guy, like was Steve. 655 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,000 And so we were all safe. Yeah, you know what I mean. 656 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,280 You want do you think the animals wanted to get Steve? 657 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,440 Well, he's the only guy who can interpret them. 658 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,360 Yeah. He's doctor. 659 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,120 But run, Robert. Now he's trying to be like a sex 660 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,280 guy. Oh. 661 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,600 Bro he's. Doing like Calvin Klatt, you 662 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,560 seen this? But like, he's trying to be a 663 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,720 sex guy. Yeah. 664 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,120 What does that mean? Trying not to be a virgin so 665 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:16,640 hard? Yeah. 666 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,320 Look him up. He's like, he's basic, Yeah. 667 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,520 He's like doing like, underwear pictures and everything, though. 668 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,440 And he's like, I'm a sexy guy. He's rebranded. 669 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,640 All the people like and all the comments like. 670 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,000 Oh, Robert. Yeah, is this, are they all 90 671 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,480 year old woman Megan Jam? Oh my. 672 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,280 God, Robert. Is this his son? 673 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,200 Yeah. OK. 674 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,680 Yeah, he's doing sexy guy stuff. Do you know who also was doing 675 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,240 sexy guy stuff? Jade Goody and Jeff's son. 676 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,240 Right. Who are they? 677 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:50,640 Jade Goody was a famous relative TV star here and Jeff is ATV 678 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,840 presenter but they'd. Be very OK, sorry. 679 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,400 She has since passed away, but they have two sons together and 680 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,480 their Their sons are like, attractive guys, but the world 681 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,560 knows them as kids. Yeah. 682 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,120 And all of a sudden they're like 20 and sexy and like. 683 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,840 This is what's happening with Robert Irwin because everyone 684 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,480 saw him grow. Up you're not allowed to be an 685 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,840 adult now and. Then he's like, hang on, what 686 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,840 the fuck? What you need to do is Miley 687 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,160 Cyrus Hannah Montana thing you need to be Hannah Montana for 688 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,520 age child go away almost. He's Rob now. 689 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,040 He's like, look at this snake, you know, let me tell you what 690 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,680 this get this. This Python? 691 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,080 Yeah. Got a hell of a bot. 692 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,560 Can I tell you something you actually look like? 693 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,440 You look a bit like Jade Goody. Just your facial, did you? 694 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,240 Say, Jane. Goody goody. 695 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,000 Oh, it's Jade. Yeah, you actually do look a bit 696 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,840 like a woman. Yeah, you guys tell me I have 697 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,080 pretty good skin. Yeah, it actually looks a bit 698 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,560 more like Jade Goody's husband. Do you look like both of them? 699 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,360 You. Look like both of them. 700 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,200 Oh fuck. Are you telling me so you look? 701 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,920 At your kids. Is this my real family? 702 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,520 Yeah. Yes, finally. 703 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,440 Oh my God. Yeah, they're not Scottish. 704 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,600 Because, you know, I don't know my parents. 705 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,440 Yes. Yeah, your, but your family's 706 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,320 from Scotland. Yeah. 707 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,560 I do know my parents, but yes, mom's from Glasgow. 708 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was sent. 709 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,200 She wasn't sent over. So did it. 710 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,200 Why did they move to Australia? So her parents were so proper 711 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,200 Glasgow, and then they were like, you know, the 50s. 712 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,600 Is that promise of a new life in Australia, son? 713 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,840 They were like, we're sending this bear on a boat. 714 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,440 If you want to get in the boat with the bear, it's up to you. 715 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,000 It's called panning. See, when I when I talk to 716 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,240 Australia, I totally get why young people, especially like in 717 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,760 Ireland, move over there. Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. 718 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,320 It's. Not very expensive, no. 719 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,200 The rent in Sydney and Melbourne and stuff would be very dear. 720 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,360 Oh, Sydney's fucked. Hi, it's London. 721 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,800 It's so expensive. Yeah. 722 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,480 Bought from Adelaide, which is not as dear. 723 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:50,240 Yeah, being that like because they my mom's size or Glasgow 724 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:56,480 and then her mom originally their family was from Sligo and 725 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,480 they all moved to Glasgow during the famine. 726 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,840 They will only go to old. Yeah, Sligo, Glasgow, Moscow. 727 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,400 Yale. Ohio. 728 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,840 That's why we're Ozio's. It was that old, yeah. 729 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,360 Yeah, yeah. Because what, you hated it when? 730 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,160 What is it when you abbreviated everything? 731 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,360 Yeah, all the time. Yeah, the briefs. 732 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,000 The briefs. Oslo. 733 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,840 Oslo, yeah. Wow, that was like a glitch in 734 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,120 the matrix there. Moscow. 735 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,960 It took way too long. Moscow. 736 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,320 I said that. Oh, did you? 737 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,760 Yeah. Oh, there's my glitch. 738 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,680 Yeah, here. When's the last time you went 739 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,800 back to Australia? Say again, when's the last time 740 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,320 you went back to Australia? Last year in February. 741 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,560 Did they appreciate it? Like did they? 742 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,560 Yeah, at the customs I'm like, oh, fucking welcome back, cunt. 743 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,200 He's back. We've missed you. 744 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,240 And I was like that. Give her having me back. 745 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,000 What age did you leave Australia? 746 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,680 Say again. What age did you leave 747 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,640 Australia? 28. 748 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,480 Were you just sound up over there? 749 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:56,880 Yes, but like I just sort of started and then it was weird 750 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,360 because I wasn't getting hit to stage time because Adelaide was 751 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,720 so small. So it would be like, and there 752 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,760 was too many people, people were leaving Adelaide because they 753 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,800 wanted stage time and stuff. And so I just started booking 754 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,480 my, I did it kind of reverse. Instead of like building up from 755 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,480 5 to 10 to 20 all that. I just booked myself in at the 756 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,720 Fringe Festival in Adelaide for an hour for a two week run. 757 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,440 Just went, oh, on stage time. I'm going to do stand up and 758 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,560 just went on stage, did an hour. Jesus. 759 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,480 Christ. And sort of just forced myself, 760 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,200 yeah. So then in 2015 I moved over and 761 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,720 I wasn't doing any stand up like. 762 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,440 Where did you move first? Say again. 763 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,680 Where did you move first? London, right? 764 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,600 Yeah. And then, yeah, I didn't do 765 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,800 stand up till 2016 in London or in the UK. 766 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,360 And then, yeah, but it was. Yeah. 767 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,320 I come over and I was like, Oh yeah, yeah, I've been doing all 768 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,880 this stuff and Adelaide like, you know, like it was feel like 769 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,400 great. And then I got a fucking rude 770 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:53,480 awakening and they're like level of talent in the UK was crazy, 771 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,760 right? And also I didn't have what I 772 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,640 had done. The clubs never done a club, I'd 773 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,840 just done a fringe. Oh, right. 774 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,120 OK. Do you? 775 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,720 Know what I mean? It's totally different. 776 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,000 Oh, so your first gig was an hour long? 777 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,360 Yeah, not, not my first ever gig. 778 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,040 First ever gig was a a competition. 779 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:11,199 I just went on this whole story. The X Factor, all the women were 780 00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:14,400 like, yes, the way you lad with the hair straight. 781 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,320 Like she's Speaking of the hair. I want to. 782 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,760 I'll get back to standard, but have you only grown your hair 783 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,600 long recently? Yeah, I'm grown out. 784 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,159 I'm thinking of, I always say this, right. 785 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,159 I would love to do it. Ishan Akbar was in here a while 786 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:27,800 ago. Oh, yeah. 787 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,560 And Ishan says your hair, he goes, you have good hair, but he 788 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,960 goes, when Are you ready to become a man with your hair? 789 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,480 What? I was like, that's weird. 790 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,440 What do you mean? And he's like, he's like, we're 791 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,520 ready for the next phase of she and Todd. 792 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,360 He's like, we need to see the hair. 793 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,400 He he he wants me doing that. Like you know you could have. 794 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,199 Just to go short side. I. 795 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,600 I think you have to have hair at the site. 796 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,719 I think if you just do the top it's very, very slutty looking. 797 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,080 Slutty. Slutty. 798 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,480 Why on a man? Just the top, no sides. 799 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,840 I'd imagine you're called Mario, right? 800 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,440 And you like to fuck right? Scared. 801 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:09,640 To me, that's not a bad Rep. But here's the issue. 802 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:17,520 Right Here's the issue. Princess Peach. 803 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,960 Da da da da da da It's. Like no, the rings. 804 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,360 Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. I wish I read more about Mario. 805 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,040 Just rings and hips and a Princess. 806 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,720 You don't know Mario. I know. 807 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,960 But I don't know. What Princess Paige is going to 808 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,560 get it at this level? See, when you see when you said 809 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,040 you don't know Mario, it sound it seemed like a trailer for a 810 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,520 mad movie, but there's like a crazy Australian guy in it. 811 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,200 You don't know Mario. Oh yeah. 812 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,600 And then and then it's just wife. 813 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,320 That was pretty good accent. My kids love Mario and anytime 814 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,920 I'm trying to get like Alexa to play like Mario thing shouldn't 815 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,880 Spotify the Mario songs baby, you should. 816 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,880 Let me love. Straight away it's like that guy 817 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,960 that guy is, but he's singing Mario. 818 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,840 I thought that would get more of like a nice because I feel like 819 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,880 I kneeled up. You did. 820 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,760 You did. Now look. 821 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,960 But in my head I was like, I was still in the video game Mario, 822 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,400 and I heard you sing that. And I was like, I don't remember 823 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:18,720 playing that level. But I Mario was an arm was an 824 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:22,400 R&B singer, cute guy, but he he did a reverse what I'm thinking. 825 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,720 He had that he had the braids. And then at the start of the 826 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,920 video for Let Me Love You, he debuts a skillet. 827 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,080 So if you grow your hair out, would you keep the same colour 828 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,360 or would you add a few highlights? 829 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,240 Low lights. No, I can't do highlights. 830 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,840 You just in the colour. But here's. 831 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,600 Oh, I know. I think we know. 832 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,520 Yeah, I said that passionately. I was like, I wouldn't do 833 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,120 highlights, realised you might have them and then I'd sort of 834 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,320 trailed off. But we we know, yeah. 835 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:53,320 Here's what I want to do, right I I always go, I'm going to grow 836 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,120 my hair out, but then I can't handle the in between. 837 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,760 But see when we bits of hair goes over the top of my ears. 838 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,360 Yeah, I can't do that. See, it's my head in now around 839 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,960 here. Because that would look like I 840 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,560 just had a strip of shaved her and it would be weird. 841 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:12,040 But you're not think if I had a low feet I can keep shaving here 842 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,000 and then it would be like it would still be. 843 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,360 Do we should do trial a wig? Like Andrew? 844 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,440 No, he's got his real hair. No, I can't. 845 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,400 Try a wig Get a wig off Amazon. Find the Find the hairstyle 846 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,800 your. AI AI we did. 847 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,320 But AI isn't going to be walking around here yet. 848 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,040 Do you? Do you pod with the wig? 849 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,160 No, Get some feedback. I think it would look good. 850 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,720 I had long hair for a couple of months when I was about. 17 now 851 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,480 So here's the thing, I think when you grow it to the length, 852 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,280 people accept that that's your hair. 853 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,840 Now if Shane went from that really tidy haircut to some 854 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,520 fucking and wigs aren't ever going to look like how it would 855 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,080 look. No, they're always fucked. 856 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,280 So you'd fucked long hair. Yes. 857 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,760 People are like, what's this guy doing? 858 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,200 But also, do you not think your hairstyle is very representative 859 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,480 of your personality type and your style? 860 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,120 Like your cookie and zany? We love you, Fat Thomas. 861 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,920 Start of an intervention. Mario who's fucking but. 862 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,960 You know, you're like, you know. Yeah, Yeah, that's very true. 863 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,520 And this hair, so it's that chains very clean cut. 864 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,480 I mean when I was. She's a guys well behaved, Yes, 865 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,680 that's what the hair strength says. 866 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,280 You are very well behaved, aren't you He? 867 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,880 Looks like a guy who plays football. 868 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,440 Does well, it's wearing. Hands. 869 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 But then if I have long, if I have long hair, I'll look like a 870 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,960 like a Spanish guy plays football or. 871 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,280 Something I would say Argentinian. 872 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,360 I wouldn't. Yeah. 873 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,320 Yeah. Polish. 874 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,480 No, OK. But yeah. 875 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,880 Like like it's close down the leaving or something. 876 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:51,920 I don't know. I'd like to do it. 877 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,680 Yeah, I would like to do it, but I don't think I'm prepared for 878 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,640 the in between but. It's the in between, but it's 879 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,680 hard and anything really seeing through. 880 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,600 Yeah, but we did you have shitty in between but. 881 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,720 Yeah, you. Still live in that night I'm 882 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,280 still in. It still in it babes? 883 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,280 No. So what I did is I started 884 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,120 growing out a mullet and I had a like a burst fade. 885 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,920 So I had the shaved round there and I was growing the mullet out 886 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,840 and then the hair and then I was going to grow it out and I had 887 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,760 the wedding. So we like went no, let's keep 888 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,680 it neat, neat mullet and then start this year I started just 889 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,960 growing it all out. Yeah. 890 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,600 So how long do you think it takes for me to get that length? 891 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,680 How fast your hair normally go? Fast is it? 892 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,200 Oh, I think I don't know. Not to show off it's. 893 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,400 Hard. Maybe. 894 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,200 Maybe like a year. Eight months? 895 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,840 That's way too long like. But people grow humans in that 896 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,360 length of time. Yeah, they come early. 897 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,360 That's true. Fall humans, you can grow. 898 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,200 Humans. If I can do that man, you can 899 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,720 grow your hair. But you know what I think as 900 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,560 well? Everything at the time seems 901 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,360 like a really long time, but in hindsight it's 2 seconds. 902 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,480 I do know what you mean. Once it's completed you're like 903 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,960 fuck that wasn't that long. But when it's happening, it's 904 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,800 like. Like when you get sick and you 905 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,720 go I'm never feeling normal again. 906 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,880 Yeah, and then a day. Later you can't remember. 907 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,280 I'm the worst for that. I'm like I remember I. 908 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,800 You seem like you get colds a lot. 909 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,040 Do you get colds a lot? Since having a baby, yeah, yeah, 910 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,280 I've get colds. Yeah. 911 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,480 And oh, actually, because you can. 912 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:27,840 I used to be a tear. I see. 913 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,520 Like I get colds like what the fuck? 914 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,480 Like Mario and you don't have a very good immunity. 915 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:39,880 I could see you with a Red Nose. I think just probably because if 916 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,080 you live in Australia for a long time, it's way colder anywhere 917 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,920 else. No. 918 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,440 So I generally, that's the thing. 919 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,040 When I moved here, I got colds way more. 920 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,520 I got hay fever for the first time. 921 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,160 What did I just say? I see you getting colds a lot. 922 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,640 Yeah, I was bang on. Yeah, you were. 923 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,760 You smashed it. I'm just I want to know why you 924 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,320 said that. I don't get sick ever but I 24/7 925 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,480 don't feel well. Do you know, do you know what I 926 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,080 mean? Yeah. 927 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,560 No, I mean all day, every day. I'm not well, but I never get 928 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,680 sick enough or I have to stop the things that I'm doing. 929 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,360 I'm never bedridden, I'm never throwing up. 930 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,240 I'm never like I'll or she had to take three days out because 931 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,440 she's not well, but I am at all times not. 932 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,400 I'm like, I'm like 40% health. I could see you taking pain I'd. 933 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,680 Rather than have a cold. I don't, no. 934 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,240 Yeah, I. Mean I'd rather I don't have a 935 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,840 cold one. 40% I know, check my bag. 936 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,040 It's just I play your bluff and it's just full of painkillers. 937 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,680 Next thing, yeah, I sell them from my bag. 938 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,200 I know I would. No, I'm just like I always am. 939 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,440 Like what should I be doing? Like what do you feel right now? 940 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,360 Why you're 40% right now? Always tired, I get enough 941 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,640 sleep. What just percent do you? 942 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,600 3037 to 40 have. You ever been 100, so how can 943 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,240 you say when you've got 36? I would say, oh, my age is 36. 944 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,320 Is that what you meant? A. 945 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,720 Percentage wise, maybe you're not. 946 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:02,280 Always less than 50, always the only time I feel well, do you 947 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,040 know whenever you like, you go do a gag and afterwards you're 948 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,800 like, oh, all the shittiness I felt today, actually feel 949 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,560 completely fine now. Like there were times when I was 950 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,160 pregnant that I would be like, and I would go on stage and I'd 951 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,600 be like, I'm not even sick, you know, But then half an hour 952 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,040 after you come off stage, they. Yeah, Doctor. 953 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,280 Comedy comes in. Doctor. 954 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,000 Comedy like that is like medicine. 955 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,680 But the rest of the day, yeah. I'll I presented you right now. 956 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,800 Say again, what? Percent did you right now? 957 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,280 Am I right now? Yeah, I'm 83. 958 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,760 Look. You're 83, I would say I I'm 959 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,120 about 71. I've got a little cold 7271. 960 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,800 I'd say I'm I'm at a good. No. 961 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,280 Solid B. He doesn't need gluten or dairy, 962 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,960 which I think is a massive help to make you feel better. 963 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:42,880 Yeah. Do you have gluten? 964 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,000 Why are? You saying that like you've such 965 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,480 a problem with it though. No, I, I would love to do that, 966 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,680 but I find that impossible. You, you have to do that. 967 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,520 So that's great that you've got that issue that. 968 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,400 Why do you begrudge me? It's too bad, no? 969 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,080 Like you've got the. You've no choice. 970 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,880 Yeah. Do you know what I? 971 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:58,600 Mean. Yeah. 972 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,320 You can't help who you are, Shane. 973 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,400 Yeah, I've got what I mean to you. 974 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,040 In order to feel better, I need Crohn's, right? 975 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,640 I need something to go. You can't have that. 976 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,000 Discount code I can I can get you that if you want. 977 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,920 You. Want to get Crohn's disease? 978 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,440 You look like a guy who drinks plenty of water, right? 979 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,080 Do you know what I mean? Is that what you've got? 980 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,640 Crohn's disease, Yeah, Rather, Yeah, Yeah. 981 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,200 That sounds pretty serious, yeah. 982 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,960 Yeah, you're what? It isn't Panther. 983 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,240 No, it's look, I'm very like, like if you like. 984 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,160 When they told me I had it, I was like, all right, you know? 985 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,960 Yeah. What can you do like? 986 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,200 It's like I said, you can. You can have crowns and a good 987 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,720 head of hair, Yeah. Or not, crowns and bald. 988 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,400 And but what would you go? For here we are. 989 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,160 Well, look at my hair. You see the Crohn's disease or 990 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,040 Crowns disease, Which one are you going for? 991 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,160 And they did give him that choice. 992 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,360 No, I'm, I'm a big like, what can you do guy? 993 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,200 Yeah. And that's not like a defeatist 994 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,160 thing. It's like, well, look. 995 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,640 I'm not so fucking embrace it. What kind of changes? 996 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,040 What's wrong with you? Established you are a guy have. 997 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,280 You got any like? I'm not. 998 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,880 How can mean I've got non directed thyroid? 999 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,840 Yeah, well that's the thing you've got under active thy. 1000 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,560 Wise. For a second I thought you said 1001 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,560 a radioactive thyroid and I was like fuck me. 1002 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:17,720 What is this thyroid thing I hear people talking? 1003 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,920 About yes, I thought, what do you think your thyroid is? 1004 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,960 It's it's in your. Fuck up, Promise you're going. 1005 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,600 I'm going, all right. Is it? 1006 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,320 No, that's what I thought. It's your. 1007 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,960 Thought, oh, he was right. Yeah, because I thought exactly 1008 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,320 that. Was because my parents are 1009 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,720 nurses so I know shit. They're both nurses, yeah. 1010 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:56,840 No, Daddy just pretends. 1011 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,600 Contractive Thyroid. Yeah. 1012 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,080 What does that mean? What does that do it? 1013 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,120 Slows everything down in your body. 1014 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,720 So is your metabolism down? Oh, so you'd never beat 100 1015 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,480 anyway? You're fat. 1016 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,200 No, but I only discovered I had it about four. 1017 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,240 Australian doctor, bedside man looking at your chart. 1018 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,760 Yeah, your granny's fucked here. Yeah, yeah. 1019 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,600 She came over to make the bed and. 1020 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,560 This is your metabolism just makes everything in your body 1021 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,400 slower. Your energy levels are low, 1022 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,600 you're cold. You're. 1023 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,000 So you could never have won sports Day. 1024 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,560 Even at 100% with with full cracking thyroids I would never 1025 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,720 want anything on sports day. Yeah, because you were slower. 1026 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,360 Yeah. But you talk. 1027 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,040 Outside of the classroom, not in the classroom. 1028 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,120 Oh, you do talk fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1029 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,640 yeah. Case in point. 1030 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,560 I've got stuff to say, but that. Was six years. 1031 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,200 Six years what? No, that was 6. 1032 00:45:59,430 --> 00:45:59,870 Years. Oh, you said. 1033 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,480 I thought you, I said. That was six years. 1034 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,480 It's been 6 years I've been cheated from my own. 1035 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,960 Job. What do they do for? 1036 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,920 It just give you a wee tablet I take every morning. 1037 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,560 Oh, that's easy. Yeah. 1038 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,840 Oh. Fuck, see, I have that. 1039 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,320 What? Are you? 1040 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:23,960 Complaining about. I do get fatigue like from my 1041 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,920 condition but I just. Have you ever had COVID? 1042 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,800 Yeah, you have long COVID because I think I've got long 1043 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,360 COVID. No, but I mean Crohn's. 1044 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,880 So if you had a FIFA card, you you fatigue would be your speed 1045 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,880 would be up there. But if fatigue's. 1046 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,960 Fatigue I'd be fatigue like but I just I get on with like do. 1047 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,480 They pick so when they have, when you have football cards, do 1048 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:42,920 they write down on the shit things they have? 1049 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,720 Not medically, but they'd be all like crap is their football. 1050 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,320 No, but like in the game you can select if people fatigue or not, 1051 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,240 can't you? Yeah. 1052 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,400 But like but it means like how tired the player is during the 1053 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,640 game. It doesn't mean like he's to be. 1054 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,280 You think the game lists negative personality traits of? 1055 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,880 Players, of course they're not. It's a game. 1056 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,440 They're not real. Yeah, but they're not getting. 1057 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,880 Tired. Oh yeah, he scores the Dortmund. 1058 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,280 They score in real life. Yeah, I know. 1059 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,960 That's what I'm trying to say. Oh. 1060 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,920 I'm going. Why can't you go? 1061 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,520 Oh my, we my we man. And the game's tired. 1062 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,000 He's not real. Thomas, you got a Belfast tour 1063 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,080 show coming up. It's like that episode of Black 1064 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,200 Mirage. Are you guys playing? 1065 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,160 The I don't watch it the thing. I've never watched Black Mirror. 1066 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,440 Too much, I don't think. Yeah, yes, yes. 1067 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,360 I don't like thinking. I think it's. 1068 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,800 Welcome to my world. Yeah, I just want to. 1069 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,080 Watch something I want to zone out on. 1070 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,920 Yep. I'm watching Mobland at the 1071 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,840 minute. I don't even know if that Gary 1072 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,120 Ritchie. No, they're Tom Hardy. 1073 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,200 Tom Hardy? Helen Mirren. 1074 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:51,400 Oh, maybe Helen Mirren. Helen's sexy. 1075 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,560 I meant Tom Hardy. Now like like do you like 1076 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,080 animation? No. 1077 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,720 What you. Mean exact animation. 1078 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,040 No, no. You mean like oh. 1079 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,920 Switching off with the fucking Disney film. 1080 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,240 Oh, the only thing, the only reason I wouldn't be watching 1081 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,400 that is just like being an adult. 1082 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,120 Right. Yeah. 1083 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,280 No. It's not nonsense. 1084 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,120 No, I I don't know, like what? Huh. 1085 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,320 Like what? What kind of stuff? 1086 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,000 Like bluey. Bluey. 1087 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,480 Louise Cracker. Bluey is fucking great though. 1088 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,680 Bluey's a fucking. Watch last night we were gigging 1089 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,160 together and Willie T was there as well and we were tossing up a 1090 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,440 seat between William and Thompson and I had to go on 1091 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,720 stage and I when I was like, do you have a coin in your bag? 1092 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,320 And I was like, I only carry notes. 1093 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,720 And so I got a. Flatter. 1094 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,160 Down. But I had a Why didn't you sort 1095 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,680 that Uber driver I had? A bluey rubber. 1096 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,680 What? What the fuck? 1097 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,080 Yeah, it was a eraser. A rubber eraser. 1098 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,280 Yes, it don't say I wouldn't say rubber. 1099 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,640 I got a bluey rubber, yeah. It definitely would make the 1100 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,520 vibe weird if it's like cartoon condoms. 1101 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,560 Yeah. Yeah, that. 1102 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,760 Fun stick on these Teletubby, OH. 1103 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,920 Lightning McQueen. Yeah. 1104 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,080 Fucking hell I. Think that's kind of OK. 1105 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,720 A lot of McQueen rubber, Yeah, more so than like a teller with 1106 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,160 a big with a lightning down the shaft. 1107 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,320 Yeah, more than a Teletubby. Like, yeah. 1108 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,360 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1109 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,920 Oh, telly tub would be weird, yeah. 1110 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,520 Yeah, you are under sexy animation. 1111 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,360 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1112 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,480 no, no, no, no no. Teletub is animated. 1113 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,720 No, it's not. That is true. 1114 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,600 You know, you're talking about the more FAQ on each other. 1115 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,560 The people look, no, the wiggle was inside yes. 1116 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,480 Was that was the telly type we seen on that, the actors and 1117 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,560 stuff. We chatted about that on all 1118 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,400 clip and it started to get a bit libellous. 1119 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,640 I think the. Purple 1 maybe? 1120 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,280 Had some issues. There was issues. 1121 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,200 OK. OK, but the, the the Wiggles are 1122 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,480 doing it I think because they're on the road for like 10 months 1123 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,360 out of the year and that's the it's either their audiences 1124 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,200 aren't their children so gotta fuck each other. 1125 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,440 Right. OK, just to be fair. 1126 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,440 Talk about all clips. Can we ask Thomas? 1127 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,680 He's from Adelaide, Yeah. Does he know about the 1128 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,320 Germantown? Does that exist? 1129 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,840 Yes. There's a whole town in 1130 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:14,560 Adelaide. The handoff of people. 1131 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,400 After the Second World War, a lot of Germans moved over to 1132 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:18,600 Australia. Yeah. 1133 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,080 And in Adelaide there's a German town. 1134 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,080 Have you been? Yeah. 1135 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,600 Really. Do they speak with a German 1136 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:29,400 Aussie accent? No, it's weird because it's like 1137 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,360 from World War 2. So I'm Blondie. 1138 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,000 Blue eyes. They love me, Yeah. 1139 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,080 I would have been on posters in Germany for sure. 1140 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:47,040 Holding a gun, yeah. I look like an old Aryan Boy 1141 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:47,800 Scout. Yeah, yeah. 1142 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,040 Actually, that's wild. Oh my God. 1143 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,640 Yeah. Hello Xiaomi. 1144 00:50:55,680 --> 00:51:05,080 Exactly. Yeah, oh mate, yeah, now there 1145 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,040 is a hand off. It's and not just hand off 1146 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,880 because there's also. A lot of little. 1147 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,520 German settlements in the country, around Adelaide in the 1148 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,680 wine region and stuff, but hand offs massive. 1149 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,200 You go there, get Cransky and all that. 1150 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,360 Like you go and have traditional German but beers and. 1151 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,760 And is it like you know and so? Don't have an accent? 1152 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,480 Don't have an accent. Okay, sorry, what? 1153 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,840 You say you can get those in Belfast at Christmas is what I'm 1154 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,200 saying? I mean, I'd call it Oktoberfest, 1155 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,080 but. That's not Christmas, that's in 1156 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,280 October. Is it? 1157 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:43,480 I don't know, is it not? You're a guy, like, I gotta say, 1158 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,800 like Australia and Derry are two like big accents. 1159 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,880 Yeah, I could see like ABBC 3 show where you guys are just 1160 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,880 like exploring each other's accent, you know? 1161 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,320 It's so dirty. Now I think people are like, if 1162 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,240 you guys can have a conversation, anyone can have a 1163 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,680 conversation. Yeah, there was actually a clip 1164 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,640 of that where we're talking about that ITV thing that we did 1165 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,600 together. And I was asking you, you think 1166 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,600 was I going to you, can you tell the difference between my accent 1167 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,000 and somebody say here from Belfast? 1168 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,040 And everyone was like, I think everyone can tell the difference 1169 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,520 between your Derry accent and any other accent here. 1170 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,600 I mean, I just thought you were like here, like Belfast, but 1171 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,720 just like a bit more do you know what I mean? 1172 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,360 Like a bit more like if you're a bit more Aussie, yeah, I'll 1173 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,360 sound people could be a bit more fucking, yeah. 1174 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,000 We thought it was just more of the accent. 1175 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,880 Yes, that they have. I just thought you had a bit 1176 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,000 more of a like your thyroid might have been slow in some 1177 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,680 areas. I had too much sun, too much 1178 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,840 sun. Yes. 1179 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,200 Yeah. No, you've got a very strong 1180 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:43,880 accent. Thank you. 1181 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,360 Yeah, well, what? You're on tour at the minute, 1182 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,880 yeah, but you're when's your tour? 1183 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,080 Tour. My tour starts September. 1184 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,400 Do you know brings babies to her tour? 1185 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,600 Yep. Do you Yeah, there's been babies 1186 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,560 in my tour. I have a babes in Arms policy. 1187 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,680 So if you have a newborn baby and you don't want to part with 1188 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,640 it for whatever reasons to you can bring it to my show. 1189 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,440 I've had babies in the show and a newborn baby in my first show 1190 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,960 didn't even know it was there until the end and then at a 5 1191 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,240 month old in my show the other day. 1192 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,400 To people which we sorry, we said last night. 1193 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,560 Bit much no baby was really well behaved so it's fine. 1194 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,800 So that was a newborn, like at the start of the year, I'd say 1195 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,560 at Christmas, that was a newborn. 1196 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:26,000 Yeah, yeah, it was fine, though if it was kicking up a fuss. 1197 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,680 Christmas is an October for her. I remember that. 1198 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,280 So not quite. So hang on. 1199 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,880 So can I just ask, if people come to a show, do they know 1200 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,040 that's the policy? As in other people who might not 1201 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,080 be parents? Yeah. 1202 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,920 Or do they rock up and go oh fuck no, fuck on an aeroplane be 1203 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,040 gonna see a baby, Yeah. Yeah, no, I've, I've, I've, I've 1204 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,840 made it public news. I think it's probably on the 1205 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,280 ticket link for the websites and all too that there's a babes in 1206 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,960 arms policy. Most theatres have a babes in 1207 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,520 arms policy. Yeah, yeah, less and less these 1208 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,480 days. Like but I mean most theatres 1209 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,440 always had a babes in arms policy for new months who like 1210 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,000 shouldn't be excluded from socialising and entertainment 1211 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,640 because they have either anxiety but leaving their babies or 1212 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,240 they're breastfeeding them or just whatever reason they've 1213 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,080 fucking no babysitter. Don't know made the baby. 1214 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,280 Baby bang the. Baby Would you ever have a baby 1215 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,720 at your show? I just making a joke there and I 1216 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,680 thought bad about it. Didn't actually but I had babies 1217 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,680 at my show. There would have to be in a 1218 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,040 great babies can be unreasonable. 1219 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,440 Like I was going to say, there'd have to be an agreement that the 1220 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,280 baby doesn't kick off at any point. 1221 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,560 We just. Have a chat to him beforehand. 1222 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,120 Yeah, probably if I could have just a quick like. 1223 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,280 Fucking shot at. I do say anyway, but there's 1224 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,120 only been two times there's been babies. 1225 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,960 Then what happened? Can we just rewind and Thomas 1226 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,600 some pressure to me which is 0. Yeah. 1227 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,920 Shut that. Shut that, man. 1228 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,280 I don't. Know why I made the opposite? 1229 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,480 I don't know. Yeah, I feel like you should be 1230 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,000 able to go if you have a baby, but like, but don't be like. 1231 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,200 It's a great area. If the baby's crying, yeah, step 1232 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,680 outside so. This is what happened so the 1233 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,800 mums of my shows had a baby with him literally sat beside the 1234 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,880 door so they could leave like. Yeah, that makes sense. 1235 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,280 Yeah. And other audience member, like 1236 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,520 if you find coming to your show, there's a Babes in Arms policy 1237 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,040 that you're going to be in there with 30 kids that's just come 1238 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,120 from daycare and they're all going to be screaming and 1239 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,040 shouting and fucking blue. He's going to come on stage or 1240 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,720 whatever. Like obviously not as a human as 1241 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,320 the parent holding the baby. If it starts to cry, you'd 1242 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,120 leave, Yeah. And you'd just settle the baby 1243 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,360 and come back in maybe, or don't come in, whatever. 1244 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,080 But like you would, you took it under your hands. 1245 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,280 Do you know what I mean? But the I, I say the two times 1246 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,360 there's babies and I've said to the audience as a fuse, don't 1247 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,120 laugh at bits. I'll just assume you're trying 1248 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,560 not to scare the baby. You, you want to keep the baby 1249 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,560 asleep. So thank you for that. 1250 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,200 If you don't laugh, I'll also be delighted. 1251 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,640 Yeah. Works in my favour when there's 1252 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,360 your baby there. I'm sorry, I was in my head. 1253 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,720 I was just thinking about what you said, Bluey on stage. 1254 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,880 I was thinking. The rubber. 1255 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:49,120 Rubber and like put the rubber on trying to make it sexy. 1256 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:54,400 Oh, there's nothing sexy with putting the condom. 1257 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,840 Oh no, no there isn't. How can you make it? 1258 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,400 Do you have any weird policies that you're on your tour shows 1259 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,480 like? You meant about putting the 1260 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,200 condom. I won't. 1261 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,200 I'll do it. I will not touch it. 1262 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,520 But I mean, do you have any? Is there anything you have to 1263 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,360 specifically contact the venue for to say, listen, at my show, 1264 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,880 this thing needs to happen. Is there anything under the 1265 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,680 ordinary? Yeah, I no women. 1266 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:29,560 No, no, I, I don't actually, no, I think I don't even know if 1267 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,240 I've had a baby there before. But I mean, just the standard 1268 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:36,720 thing of like over 8 teens in terms of like no children or 1269 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,320 teens in the show. Do you know what I mean? 1270 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,480 Yeah. So that's standard. 1271 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,720 And obviously if it's a baby, I think it's a totally different 1272 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,720 kettle of fish, you know what I mean? 1273 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:45,320 Because babies aren't going to. Be. 1274 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:50,840 Be drinking, yeah, but no, I don't think why do you have that 1275 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,080 sort of thing as well like we do? 1276 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,240 You have certain requirements. A bottle of water on stage in a 1277 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,960 stool. Oh sorry, I thought you met with 1278 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,160 the audio. Just in general, yeah. 1279 00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:58,880 Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1280 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,240 Stolen a bottle I. Think my shoes are 16 and over. 1281 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,200 But I have no minds are 16 and over. 1282 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,120 But yeah, it's weird because they're they're bars. 1283 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,840 They sell drink in the theatre. Well, suppose you can go to 1284 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,320 theatre if you're under if you're a child. 1285 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,640 I don't. Know you don't. 1286 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,760 Have to drink either last drink a shot. 1287 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,800 You're the libraries. Libraries. 1288 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,040 Yep, November 1st can't wait. I went there for the first time 1289 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,280 this week. My God. 1290 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,200 Was that? Your first time doing average? 1291 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last night was great, yeah. 1292 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,360 That was awesome. Like such cool. 1293 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,280 It's a cool vibe. And it was a great like, because 1294 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,160 everyone's always said to me like, oh, when you go to 1295 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,920 Belfast, Lavery's is just like the Bay's name. 1296 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,200 So the vibe in there is just second to none. 1297 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,200 And it's so true. Like, you know when you finally 1298 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,920 go and do a club and you're like, yes. 1299 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,400 Yeah. That was cool and like everyone 1300 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,840 just really lovely. All the staff and stuff. 1301 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,880 That's well loved as well. So is your family going on tour 1302 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,880 with you to all of the places that you go or just the ones 1303 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:53,000 that you have to like fly to? So Hattie is going to be with me 1304 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,920 for all the tour. I heard babe not found me. 1305 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,520 How do you know baby but my wife and baby maybe what? 1306 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,080 He said Toddler Downey. But what Soph and Louis will be 1307 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,520 with me for, we haven't worked out which. 1308 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,360 Like from a whole chunk, but not the whole thing. 1309 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,880 Are you doing dairy? No, I'm not doing dairy. 1310 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,600 We had a word and we thought that was best. 1311 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,320 Let's not have someone here that we don't understand. 1312 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,600 You're you're owner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1313 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,320 It's happening at the minute. Get your pink back, there's 1314 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,800 still tickets for Dairy and Belfast, you bastards. 1315 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,480 And do Liverpool next week. Oh yeah. 1316 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,840 Oh. Sick hot water. 1317 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,240 Yeah. Nice. 1318 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,480 OK, tell them. Tell. 1319 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,280 Them tell Liverpool tell Liverpool tell. 1320 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,440 Let them know. There's you live, Thomas. 1321 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,000 Sorry. No, you don't live in. 1322 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,440 Liverpool. No, I live just outside London. 1323 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,920 Half a sheet. Yeah, I like her there. 1324 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,840 It's nice little sort of country, sort of little High 1325 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,520 Street. You live in the countryside. 1326 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:57,440 It's like it's half a cheer's weird because it's like little 1327 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,360 towns and so it's like built up, but then yeah, you're driving 1328 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,720 through fucking countryside and to get to the motorway. 1329 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,440 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, so it feels a bit tucked 1330 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,560 away, but it's only 30 minute train to central here. 1331 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,960 It's great. Did you happen on the motorway 1332 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,840 here this morning? OK, full lorry. 1333 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,760 Our cows. The cows are fine. 1334 00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,400 They're getting all the. Oh, is this different than 1335 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,760 yesterday a cow was on the motorway? 1336 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:22,280 A full lorry this morning with 40 cows in the back. 1337 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,400 This is overturned on the motorway. 1338 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,800 They're getting the cows out as we speak. 1339 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,560 Is this? There's a one liner coming here. 1340 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,640 I've seen it myself if. You're morning, did you drive 1341 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,360 past it and say move? Move. 1342 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,960 Yeah, here he is. So what? 1343 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,320 Happened to him, so the. Everyone's fine. 1344 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,920 No, Everyone's fine. No as well. 1345 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,400 I think so at this stage they were just like the driver's 1346 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,160 fine, the clouds are fine. The vets are here, They're 1347 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,720 getting the clouds right. I don't know if they were like 1348 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,560 on a on a retail to the Balmoral. 1349 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,360 Oh my God, and if it takes them ages to like get them out and 1350 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,360 it's night time stuff, those clouds might be freezing. 1351 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,480 They'll be freezing and they won't be able to see. 1352 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,960 Hey, what? What? 1353 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:03,720 Happened there. Did I miss something? 1354 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,040 Freezing. I know what the fuck that means. 1355 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,880 Oh, is that what I know that? Oh, that's fans. 1356 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,000 How do you know types of cows? I feel like. 1357 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,600 Name Name one of. The 10. 1358 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,880 I feel like Shannon is secretly Alexa. 1359 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,760 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 1360 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,400 Before we wrap this up, because we're going to go what you might 1361 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,320 be able to come for lunch. That was like you. 1362 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,200 You're using the owners logic City Airport half, three or 1363 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,440 three three. Absolutely and. 1364 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,920 I've checked in already. You come for lunch, You never 1365 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,000 come for lunch. Because I have to get home to my 1366 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,600 children. John. 1367 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:42,080 John Jean twice this week. You'd be mistaken for husband 1368 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:42,720 and wife. Yeah. 1369 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,440 Why? Who was that? 1370 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,720 Delivery guy was bringing the table and chairs, like, garden 1371 01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,800 furniture at us. Yeah. 1372 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,680 And he was like, oh, and he vaguely knew who I was. 1373 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,840 And then he goes, you're married there, comedian. 1374 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,120 I was like, I'm not. And then? 1375 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:59,360 And then somebody else said to me somebody was trying to get a 1376 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,360 suit to Shane and it was they contacted me to get the suit to 1377 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,960 him and I was like this is such a weird why he contact me to get 1378 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,160 the suit to. Him anything. 1379 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,040 But I followed instructions and I gave him information about 1380 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,280 this person trying to get suit to him. 1381 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,360 And it turns out like a week later they were like, oh, did 1382 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,000 your husband get the suit? And I was like, was that from my 1383 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,280 husband? And they were like Shane. 1384 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,520 And I was like, no, my husband's Sean. 1385 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,200 And they're like, no, he's not. I think the logical thing here 1386 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,080 is Sean needs to change his name. 1387 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:22,720 Name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1388 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,680 Somebody needs to change. Links to posters and shows. 1389 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,600 We'll put in the description. Thank you very much. 1390 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,320 We're going to go for lunch. I think you could sell. 1391 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,240 Come for lunch. Yeah, OK. 1392 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,120 What do you get, huh? What are you getting? 1393 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,360 Lunch, Clinton? Free toast? 1394 01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,640 Chicken. We're going to eat 30%, thirty, 1395 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,520 7% energy level, but he's going to eat shit like that. 1396 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:43,640 Thank you everybody.