1 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,280 Silver, welcome to this episode of the Tea with Me podcast with 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,960 me, Shane thought. Before we get into this episode, 3 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,920 let me tell you that our Patreon, it's blowing up right 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,840 now. You can get the Monday bonus 5 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,120 episode. Sometimes we do Lazy Boys on a 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,240 Friday with me, William Thompson and the the the cheeky bear. 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,440 You're not William Thompson. Me. 8 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,200 William. Jason, you forgot to pronounce 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,120 the comma. Yeah, but you can't do commas 10 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,400 out loud in real life. You can see. 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:50,320 Thank you. Make it slash tea with me 12 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,640 podcast. You can also join as a free 13 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,720 member if you want to just get a wee peek in the window. 14 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,440 But you don't actually have to listen to the stuff, do you? 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,080 Down but you see it. Yeah, you make a little audio 16 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,360 preview. Well done, you're big pervert. 17 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,480 Just a tease. Is that all the commas? 18 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,080 Dude, be glad over there and pretend you're in a coma. 19 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,240 I don't know whether that looks like the Undertaker or a guy 20 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:23,040 getting sucked. Off I have, not long, but that 21 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,000 long I wish. Hey, Mom. 22 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,360 Actually I have seen it. You haven't seen mine. 23 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,160 I've seen it. If you have it in the summer 24 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,280 months, you wouldn't see it right now. 25 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,920 Why do you keep it at? Home I was like a wee moles 26 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:39,880 nose. It's just freezing. 27 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,800 Do you take it off like a wee silencer? 28 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,080 Actually bring with me in a case I can pull it you. 29 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,880 There would be a queue. Oh. 30 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,680 The favourite lesson we'll put we're doing Stars in your eyes 31 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,040 on the 18th of December 17th, 18th of December here. 32 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,720 Happy days. My Oslo shows going to get 33 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,520 cancelled. So I will be home a day early. 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,840 So I'll not be home on the day. The show will be home the day 35 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,400 before it. Also Milan cancelled. 36 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,880 For you want to do a gig in Milan? 37 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,080 Who the fuck? No, I'm not. 38 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,840 That's a point exactly. I know. 39 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,600 Why did I think I could do it? But they got in touch in the I 40 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,360 went, I'll still do it and they went the venue. 41 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,520 Oh, really? Yes, slightest off like. 42 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,000 How many? How many seats was it? 43 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:27,440 Capacity 1. 140. How many you sell? 44 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,680 3. Man, I don't know why I'm 45 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,320 laughing. I've so well, as you said well. 46 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,960 In Milan, you tell in. Milan I'm actually a massive 47 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,960 head, but the. 3rd of the Sun series. 48 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,640 The thing of an opera singer. So yeah, Patreon head over 49 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:49,120 there, the tickets by now, maybe the public, but there were 50 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,240 Patreon exclusive. That's what we do. 51 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,560 A lot of exclusives over there. I'm gonna do Lazy boys Every 52 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,560 every every every everyone. Whatever I feel like it, 53 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,760 whatever something is. It's whatever you want to be, 54 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,920 whatever you what is this one time we're gonna have to set 55 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,560 down, have a conversation with you and Malingo. 56 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,640 What is this? Yeah, what are we? 57 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,280 We can. See a podcast or we just. 58 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,040 I feel that we should be tickets the next stage. 59 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:15,120 You said we lose both, Pedro. Umm, what else do you have to 60 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,840 say that? 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So hopefully it would be. 109 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:52,760 No, if it happened. All right, so have you ever had 110 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,160 a lady? The smaller bruiser me. 111 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,520 No, no. Oh. 112 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,080 Kiss your nipples or do anything my. 113 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:05,200 Time it's not good like it's because I'm hurry too and it's 114 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,720 fat. But can I remember one time I 115 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,680 remember one time a lady was was working away downstairs into the 116 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,840 kitchen my dinner. I was trying to be and I could 117 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,560 tell she was like I was a mistake. 118 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,920 No, but I'm I don't look hurry. But no play. 119 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,840 No, no. So she was getting like and then 120 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,440 there was a point of like there was just a note of chest, pubes 121 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,920 and belly her. Why was that the start of bad 122 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:33,760 romance? But Lady Gaga I don't like. 123 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,440 I also don't like my balls being touched. 124 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,240 No, but I'm not interested. I'm interested in nipple play. 125 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,560 Right. I think you're asking me because 126 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,640 you want to tell me a story. No, No, I'm not. 127 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,760 No, you've been fucking. I even tuned in. 128 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,600 I can't have my nipples touched. Yeah, like 252 and these things 129 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,400 I. I zodiacs nightclub Lurgan. 130 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,920 I've said this before, I'll say it again. 131 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,080 I don't have my nipples don't protrude at all. 132 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,240 So I don't know if it's a, if they're sensitive, whatever. 133 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,040 I can't have these touch. Yeah, so I think if no one's 134 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,040 ever like, like went near my nipples, but if they did, it 135 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,040 would be essentially grabbing a hit, right? 136 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,440 You know what I mean? Like they are. 137 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,800 I do have. But would you be against that 138 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,760 affiliate? Yes. 139 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,080 Right. Yeah, yeah. 140 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,360 There's one thing I want you to touch in the bedroom, a 141 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,280 butthole. Don't don't put yourself 142 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,000 through. I would let a doctor. 143 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,240 Freak out it Willy stuff. You're like, no, no, no. 144 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,840 No, no, no. Let's get back. 145 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,320 I'm already backed up. That's why I wouldn't let 146 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,000 anywhere near it. Yeah, I wouldn't have a 147 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,240 document. Have you had anything up your? 148 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,880 Bum, I've had two colonoscopies. Have you today? 149 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:40,560 I keep volunteering for medical research again. 150 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,320 A loyalty. Card. 151 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,120 I've had two colonoscopies. Tell you what's the exam isn't. 152 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,520 It doesn't get better. Yeah. 153 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:53,200 You want to see the revision was done at home, putting the ball 154 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,560 right up. Umm. 155 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,240 Where's that GoPro? I'm sorry. 156 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,480 At that, yeah, it doesn't. Like you think you've done it 157 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,520 once, the next time won't be as bad. 158 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,200 It's still always the worst thing you've ever done. 159 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,680 I had a doctor like top my butt hole one time. 160 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,160 What, like trying to pay for something? 161 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,920 It was a wee bit like, you know, when you're going through the 162 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:21,760 toll, it's not working as all barriers up where you go, you 163 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,720 just. Stand in Dundalk. 164 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:30,560 You're you're are trying. To no shall pass path wind umm I 165 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,520 was discussing but. So what? 166 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,480 Why? What medical? 167 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,360 Reasons at the time I'd had remember I had that Abscess with 168 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,960 tailbone. So I had like surgeon with 169 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,799 tailbone. I don't want yeah, discussing. 170 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,640 And I went to the doctor being I think I need to get like another 171 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,760 surgery on this because it's like it's quite painful. 172 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,640 So usually they would sit you down in your belly and just kind 173 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,200 of go look in your bum crack and go, all right, yeah, whatever. 174 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,520 This one doctor was like land your side and then lift your 175 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,760 legs up. The worst? 176 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,040 And then and. Then he just kind of like was 177 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,000 tapping the best we thought might be sore and then give it 178 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,560 away like pop like just real quick. 179 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,760 Well, like he was using like first generation iPod. 180 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,960 Yeah, like, yeah, like it like a, like a grandparent using 181 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,360 money. He's like. 182 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,360 Yes, yes, with a big tax. Yeah, and then he just locked 183 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:13,000 the phone real quick, like. Sorry I'm of you letting 184 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,920 zippers. Let me take a quick minute to 185 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,160 tell you that this episode of the TV With Me podcast is 186 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,200 sponsored by Better Help. Halloween let's us have fun with 187 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,520 what scares us. 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It goes right in your stomach 220 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,920 goes. In all your. 221 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,520 Your boil your colon, which is the large intestine. 222 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,880 Through every bit of it and you see it, you're watching it as if 223 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,280 you want you're watching as it happen and you're half not 224 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,320 you're. Can you be knocked out for that? 225 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,840 I think you can be yeah. Or I would. 226 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,920 Take I would request. You're woozy, you're woozy. 227 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,640 You don't know what's going on. What's you doing? 228 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,920 All right, I, I was, I might have said this before, but I was 229 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,800 like, you're like, you're really woozy, right? 230 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:22,360 So you're, you're conscious, but you, you're a bit do lolly and 231 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,240 they're just listening to like the radio right in the operating 232 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240 room. And also they're trying to make 233 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,320 it as like comfortable normal as possible. 234 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,280 And the, the doctors talking to the nurse, they're all just 235 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,600 talking as normal and you're kind of aware of it. 236 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,800 And they had the Radio One and this was like 2 years ago. 237 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,040 Ignition remix comes on and I thought, show them how relaxed 238 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,000 you are and convince yourself you're relaxed. 239 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:52,480 And it went, can I get it? I joined in the but the doctor 240 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,600 told me after Ignition remix ended 15 minutes ago. 241 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,960 Oh shit. I did the probably like an ad 242 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,360 for like carpet, right? And I just chimed in with the 243 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:06,520 way they're like, it's OK mate. And there was a song to get a 244 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,240 good chat with the guy at the very start and he was chatting 245 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,760 away and I said, oh, you're from he said Palomina. 246 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:16,320 And then there was a song on and it was JC Stewart who's been on 247 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,840 the Paul before, same strong letter from here and he's from 248 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:25,080 microfelt think and I said during the like toward the end 249 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:29,000 of colonoscopy, I went and the JC shirts on and they just go. 250 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,680 I went he's from microfelt, like you and the guy was from 251 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,040 Ballymena know all right, right, right. 252 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,440 And I was like that. And then I stopped talking. 253 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,680 But like, you just sit after it for a while and you just have 254 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,440 like a bit of time. Did you start to feel normal 255 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:41,920 again? Yeah. 256 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,400 And then I went for a big fry after, but I still felt all 257 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,320 like. Unveiled. 258 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,320 Yeah. It's when you're lying on your 259 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:52,120 side and then you watch the camera if you want come out. 260 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,560 I couldn't do that. It's like a reverse roller 261 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,120 coaster, like you see, you see, you've done. 262 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,000 The real adventures the night before. 263 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,280 The prep you have to like empty. You have to drink what is it 264 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,400 like 6 pints instead of? Yeah, this. 265 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,960 It tastes like metal and it flushes you out, but then you've 266 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,640 just got to like go to bed. I think he's he had one done 267 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,280 recently. He was like, yeah, he was you. 268 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,800 You go to sleepy and like surely this I can't be going to sleep 269 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800 yet. This isn't so you just you're 270 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,520 just awake all night. Put it this way, see, if I was 271 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,680 doing it again, I'd sleep in the bath. 272 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,440 Sorry I it doesn't sound I were one time did. 273 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,280 You think you're flushed out? But it's just there's memories 274 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,600 off on it. Yeah. 275 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,760 You forget the song lyrics. Creek episodes are not coming 276 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,760 out Pogs. Fucking miss her birthday. 277 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:48,240 I remember 1 of the times I had I had like sex surgeries done on 278 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,320 that tailbone thing. Yeah, because it's really hard 279 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,200 to get at the heel up so. So what is it? 280 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,280 Like a spot? Like a bat. 281 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,200 Essentially an ingrown her what happens is there. 282 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,600 It's really disgusting, right? But the the herd like grows in 283 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,200 so long that it ends up getting infected. 284 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,760 But it creates like a like a track yeah, inside you. 285 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,080 And then that can turn septic. So you can you can die from it 286 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,680 like and I had. To die. 287 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,000 There's other ways to go, like, but I remember one time like 288 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,080 waking up from the surgery and there was a very attractive 289 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,120 nurse was pulling the breathing tube out of my throat, right And 290 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,920 I was going. To get a breathing tube in. 291 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,360 Because they knock you out. So you're like, have you? 292 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,680 Have you fucking. Well, just pull something in my 293 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,080 throat. I don't know what I was like, 294 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,080 yeah. But I remember. 295 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,200 I remember like, distinctly Dry Haven in this woman's face. 296 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,480 And then being like he and then like falling asleep with you and 297 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,920 waking up. And because like, obviously it 298 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,960 was on my bum. I was wearing those those net 299 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,040 like mesh pants. Yeah. 300 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,800 And I was like, she'd have these all my decking balls. 301 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,680 Oh yeah, I'm looking at I'm a decking balls. 302 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,160 They're going to roll a post office in the 80s. 303 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,120 Well, the worst getting circumcised. 304 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,520 You know we talk about like getting comedians Willy, but 305 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,440 just before you go on to your decking balls like shrink, you 306 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,200 think about that the nerves compared to doing like a 7 307 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:02,280 minute gig for to getting sort like they've now it's never be. 308 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,000 It's just not a true. Representation of who I am. 309 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,880 Yeah, yeah. And I remember being like, 310 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,960 couldn't feel anything and I knew they were just out and 311 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,560 stuff and I was like, I just want to apologise. 312 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,160 This is not like this. I'd be like, if it wasn't weird, 313 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,920 I would just send pictures to the whole medical stuff that 314 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,120 were there that day. Yeah. 315 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,480 And go just let you know this is. 316 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:25,240 That's a fight. Yeah, yeah, I remember having 317 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,720 that the time I went. I've done a bit of time about 318 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,320 it, but I, I thought I had like something wrong with my Willy 319 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,520 and it wasn't sexual because there hadn't been any. 320 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,160 But it was like, there's something wrong here. 321 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,160 And I. Was wrong. 322 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,480 I'll tell you the second I've been at myself too much. 323 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,600 Sister and Goldman. So basically, yeah. 324 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:50,360 So I basically chafed. Now you say then add yourself 325 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,440 like can you? Give us some bottle down. 326 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,600 It was like when you get a new PlayStation more than. 327 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,600 Twice a day. I was going for yeah and a lot 328 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,320 of free time like. Yeah, but sure it's not. 329 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,880 Was it fun or were you just feel like clocking in the work that I 330 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,080 feel like you could've gone for a walk. 331 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,360 You couldn't. That's right, after that, our 332 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,960 long walk. And it was, yeah, the doctor 333 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,640 just I was like, what is that? And he went was do you have a 334 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,080 wank like yesterday? I went, it was when do you 335 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,240 notice this? I went Wednesday morning. 336 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,280 What was the problem with it was at the airtime. 337 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,560 It was Mickey. You know that I said, look, 338 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,480 let's just come clean. There was a bit of technical 339 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,360 difficulties. You can't stop, you'll break it 340 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,640 again. There was technical difficulties 341 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,440 there. And Dan said the Michael or it 342 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,120 must be the a Tim. You know, the way they talk 343 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,560 about all the technical stuff, must be the A Tim. 344 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,120 Yeah. And then I said the Mickey. 345 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,480 Well, they say Mickey. Said that was my favourite TV 346 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:49,640 show in the 80's, the air team. Did it? 347 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,200 And. Then we said we've never seen. 348 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,120 It I've never. Seen it. 349 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,080 You said the movie is good. Movie I'd like Neeson's in it. 350 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,360 Neeson's in it, and Bradley Cooper's in it, and he's just 351 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,000 very, very good looking. Yeah, he is. 352 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,079 He's in very good shape. But and look people and glad 353 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,599 like you shouldn't judge other people. 354 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,880 He's had a lot of work done these days at the minute thing. 355 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,640 Is it a legit thing? Was just one? 356 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,119 Was it just one photo? A little bit dodgy? 357 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,599 I. Don't know, I don't know, but 358 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,400 you sort of like you're a good looking. 359 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,720 Man. Yeah. 360 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,640 I was watching an episode of Always On in Philadelphia this 361 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,119 morning, right? And Brian Cranston was on us 362 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,319 with a handlebar moustache and Ken along her and I was like, oh 363 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:30,880 daddy, he looks fantastic for a man who's probably in the 60s 364 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,240 and. Then you probably knock one out 365 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,400 like. You'd knock and I was just back 366 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:40,880 with Jimmy Armstrong, but he he looks great for a man because I 367 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:45,040 think there's there's something I think quite cool about people 368 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,600 that go, yes, I look like this because I'm fucking 60. 369 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,160 Can you give me? Another great example, Larry 370 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,960 David. Larry David, perfect example. 371 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,960 He owns his look. Yeah, there's something very 372 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,320 like Kim Cattrall's another one. Hasn't had an awful lot of stuff 373 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,600 done. And you go, you look, you look 374 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,280 60 odd. It's good. 375 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,680 Yeah. Have you seen Pamela Anderson? 376 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,680 She's got all the stuff taken out. 377 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,760 Stolen. Beautiful. 378 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,760 Stolen beautiful. I mean, don't get me wrong, I 379 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,040 still love in big junkies. So. 380 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,960 It does genuinely look like fantastic. 381 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:17,080 So I don't know when we lost footage there, but you went to 382 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,120 the doctor, you had to get multiple surgeries. 383 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,600 You said six surgeries on that. Over the course, about 10 years, 384 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,000 yeah. And I'm totally fine now. 385 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,760 Joe was weird about it. So basically what because they 386 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,840 have the this is very disgusting. 387 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,440 So if you're eating dinner, I'm sorry with this, but they have 388 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,000 to leave that open. So it has the heel from autumn 389 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,600 like so they have the like it has the heel from the inside 390 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,000 out. So the packet to stop healing 391 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,960 over. So at one point, several times 392 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,480 there was, it would, it's supposed to heal like this and 393 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,000 my heal like that. And I had to cut this bed off 394 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,320 and I thought they'd knock me out for this dinner when I was 395 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,240 wide awake, like just took a scalpel and like just shaved 396 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,760 flesh off my back. And I remember the the nurse, I 397 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,320 was about 15. The nurse was like, I've seen 398 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,160 grown men come in here, rugby players and soldiers and be 399 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,080 crying. And you didn't make a fucking 400 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,120 peep. And I spat the top of the bed 401 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,840 out and you handed it to like a chewed through a hospital bed. 402 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,600 It was a fucking sword. But yeah. 403 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,880 And then it was, I eventually got to a point where I just, it 404 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,800 was almost healed and I just stopped going back to the doctor 405 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,840 and started, started actually working out and it fucking 406 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,080 sorted stuff out. Why were you get? 407 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080 Why do you get it? It just happens. 408 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,720 I was just a hurry arse and I think at the time I was probably 409 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,520 14 or 15 was it? So I was, I was actually doing a 410 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,520 lot of Taekwondo. So I think I'd have been 411 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,280 sweating quite a bit and don't. And then yeah. 412 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,400 And then doing like setups on a wooden floor in a fucking church 413 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,000 hall. You do, Rocket, and I was. 414 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,040 Blue belt. I have, I have a horrible bit of 415 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,040 body hair because it's like 1 little strip. 416 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,280 I've like more body hair than people would think, but I had 417 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,160 this like horrible strip at the bottom of my back and it's just 418 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,320 like this. It's just like a rectangle of it 419 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,640 and it's gross. I'd like to not have. 420 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,800 I have a thing I had never noticed it before but I have not 421 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,560 loads but I'm starting to get like old man like long black 422 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,640 puby looking hairs or like around my back. 423 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,720 Right. And I'm like, get them out. 424 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:19,400 But how are you seeing them? Just posing the Myrtle, I think 425 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,080 it was John was I was I was taking a photo of the tattoo I 426 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,000 have on my back to send the tattoo artist because I want to 427 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,720 cover it up and then zoomed in and was like what the fuck? 428 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,960 Oh yeah, we like blue one. We. 429 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,400 Dragon thing, yeah. Why you Why would you want to 430 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,760 cover up the WE Dragon? Normally show I just that's 431 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,400 cool. It's it's just sense of got a. 432 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,440 Bigger dragon. It's fucking but it's massive 433 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,720 now because I'm fat as fuck and I'm like I may as well just get 434 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,840 something around this to cover up the fact that it was a 20 LB 435 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,600 tattoo when I was drunk. Oh, what is you got that tattoo 436 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,520 now? 19 I think. 437 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,360 Yeah, I remember you were like the comedian had tattoos. 438 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,120 Then I was like for this game, making Bartlett 2. 439 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,520 Years 2 tattoos that. Is a waste. 440 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,640 Cost £100. Yeah, it's not good, is it? 441 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,120 I want to get more tattoos again. 442 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,840 Me too. Two more than I'm done. 443 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,320 Yeah, I want to get something between my Joker Cardinal Karate 444 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:11,920 Kid 137 to say that out loud. Would you? 445 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,320 Where would you go? Would you go arms or would you 446 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,600 go? I think it might get one in the 447 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,040 inside of my wrist there. Or is that kind of like, is that 448 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,840 like Mumsy I? Don't think so. 449 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,880 I just always feel like that. That freaks me out because you 450 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,840 can see the veins. Do you know? 451 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,240 I'm also I want to get some more tattoo. 452 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,520 It'll be one of the media areas. Right, right, right. 453 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,680 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 454 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,880 It's a name of your rap group, isn't? 455 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,320 Media area, Yeah, yeah. I think I'd like to get one 456 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,800 there and then I want to get one and it's like a light toast 457 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,880 thing, right? But I don't know where because 458 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,400 what I can like about mine is they're not dead obvious. 459 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,360 Yeah. So like, I don't want to get it 460 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,320 on my arm. I don't think I don't want to 461 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,200 get him a torso so I might just get on my other. 462 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,600 Your arms were it's like above T-shirt level. 463 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,200 It's never really a problem. Should I mean? 464 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,040 But then I I, I'll probably start when I get 40. 465 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,200 I'm just going to wear vests. Just wear stringers like. 466 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,320 Well, that's why you'll get more tattoos. 467 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,240 Yeah, yeah. Would you like it if I just came 468 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,200 a real tough, like real night? These tough guy? 469 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,840 You are pretty tough. Donna's man. 470 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,920 Yeah, I'd very much, I'd very much enjoy. 471 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:21,840 If I've recently bought a Cobra K tank top, then I'm going to 472 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,280 wear my holidays ward box one day as well. 473 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,840 You don't just tell me. The boys in the gym, really. 474 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,480 I go there for three weeks. That's hilarious that that's 475 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,880 like I'm I'm wearing my holidays to a strict where you on 476 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:37,000 Tenerife, Australia when you when you go. 3rd of November so 477 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 the death material finishes. Oh, that's nice. 478 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,440 Straight, straight away. Isn't it three weeks of sun just 479 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,440 to top it up? And what? 480 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:47,160 Talk me through the flight out. Are we going to? 481 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,480 Are you flying from Dublin? Yeah. 482 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,560 And is it going to be? I'm disgusted, Jim. 483 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,880 Why No. Don't tell me you're flying. 484 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,880 No, Mick. Mick, you can't do. 485 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,280 I will not let you do. This one waterfront this year, 486 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,000 it didn't sell out, so. Dan I. 487 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,800 Have to be a normal. You'd gofundme.com start a 488 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,920 campaign. We are back business, don't get 489 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:08,960 wrong. Oh yeah. 490 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,920 But yeah, flat out economy. But it's fine because I've done 491 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,640 I've, I've, I've nailed it. I've picked leg room. 492 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:19,320 There's no pram near it, so there's no babies and there's a 493 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,680 window and I have been picked. So I'm gambling with That's a 494 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,360 couple. You could have a 2 seater. 495 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,400 Yeah, I'll get the window. You won't window. 496 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,080 And realistically, when there's free booze on a flight like 497 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,000 that, you can. How long is it? 498 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Perth? Yeah. 499 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,120 So that's a shorter one. 20 hours I think in total. 500 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,720 So actually double dough has seven. 501 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,880 Yeah. And then dough had a Perth 11. 502 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,600 Oh here. So it's not that bad. 503 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,720 That's fine. It's it's the other side. 504 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,480 We do the. New Zealand, Yeah, the New 505 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,120 Zealand one. What's New Zealand? 506 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,000 Did you fly from here to New Zealand? 507 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,560 Did you? Go when? 508 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,840 The one hours just to the Middle East and then a seven. 509 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,320 Fuck yeah. Oh yeah, no, that'll be as 510 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,640 business all the way. That was awful. 511 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:05,080 Umm So what I'm saying is when you get to Dublin, what is 512 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,120 Mickey Bartlett that we know your system on the flight, but I 513 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,600 want to know your airport plan because I have weird airport. 514 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,160 By Dublin airport I tend to just walk around us until it gets 515 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,720 cold because it's always that busy. 516 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,840 Right. Umm. 517 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,440 You won't buy snackies for the plane or anything. 518 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,160 Sometimes yelled by we think of Wang. 519 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,120 Flight to Australia. Yeah, that's all you need. 520 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,480 But are you happy with whatever food they serve up? 521 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,720 Are you please like you'll be like, yeah, no problem, you can 522 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,200 eat. That most of the time, yeah, but 523 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,720 a lot of time we'll be fucking hammered anyways. 524 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,640 Now what I'm saying is when you get like and when you get to the 525 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,440 Middle East airport, are you are you just going straight to the 526 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,840 gate or are you having a meeting? 527 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,400 Noel, book the flights usually book it where you've only got 528 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,600 about two and a half, three hours of a layover. 529 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,640 Right, Because it just adds into the the time you're going to be 530 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,960 uncomfortable and stinky. Yeah. 531 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,720 So I'll tell the just. Yeah, I'll, I'll. 532 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,400 I'll go look at watches. I left them approached by one of 533 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,640 the men in Doha. I'll probably buy one out of 534 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,160 you. Buy a like this. 535 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,520 Yeah, I've done a couple. Like I'll just buy a Ouija 536 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,120 shock. Just like. 537 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:14,680 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 538 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,800 You don't have to. Sorry about the War on Terror. 539 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,720 But this makes it but there's 70. 540 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:27,320 Times. I am. 541 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,440 I'm weird with that. Like very weird with airport 542 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,440 trouble. If I'm if I'm taking your 543 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,280 flight, I'm bringing a packed lunch for the flight. 544 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,200 Right. But both legs of it. 545 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,520 Right, so I can't perceive. Fun. 546 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,800 I mean, that's not a media, that's maybe a cheese sandwich 547 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,760 or something. You're not having meat. 548 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,240 My meat will only be for the first leg of the flight. 549 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,200 Yeah right. Not mental I but I will have 550 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,080 other stuff like a load of pancakes and we better we talk 551 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,120 about almond butter meat. But I know in Dublin airport I 552 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,920 get my I get a wee thing here and then this bit of it I get 553 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,480 there. So I know, just let me cook. 554 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,880 You know what I mean? Explain the making that you 555 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,160 won't. If you were going to the airport 556 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,560 together, Shane won't stay with you. 557 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,440 Oh, see, if you're like just going to sit here, I'll meet you 558 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,480 at the gate. Perfectly fine. 559 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,840 I've we things. I get I am very like, I don't 560 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,520 like to be talking to anybody right. 561 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,080 If I've if I've been on holidays with a partner or family, 562 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,280 whatever, I'm like I can happily walk around here, listen to my 563 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,560 headphones. Yep, I just I'll go look at a 564 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,640 window or something. The idea of sitting here feeling 565 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,800 all excited fucking drives me nuts. 566 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,320 Right. No, I'm working like I I might 567 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,040 even in Dublin Airport. You know, the way you can walk 568 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,840 between Terminal 1 Terminal. Two a couple times. 569 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,920 But I'm, I might need, I go, there's only a Starbucks in this 570 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,640 one. So I've got to go get my almond 571 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,560 milk for tea on the plane over here. 572 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,960 So I'm working like until I get on that plane and then I'll get 573 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,920 all my food out and I'm, I'm delighted. 574 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,680 Like, I also spend a lot of time just judging people in airports. 575 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,280 Ah yeah, yeah, I'll do an awful lot of like. 576 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,240 Yeah. Have you ever flown before? 577 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,560 Like people who don't know? Yeah. 578 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,320 Or do I have to get these not? Even that, sometimes I'll judge 579 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,360 what they're wearing on the plane. 580 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,760 I'm like, I know that looks comfy, but it feels comfy but it 581 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,400 doesn't look great. I've started getting an 582 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,000 addiction. You're tagged into that, Sandra. 583 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,760 I started getting an addiction on her and Willie Tease, the 584 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,440 only one who knows about it and he's I feel like he should be 585 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,240 doing more to stop me doing it. Percy pigs. 586 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:23,480 Percy pigs full packet of Perses in the gob as soon as we land 587 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,600 anyway, because there's always in the airport, there's a wee 588 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,080 M&S guy packet of Perses. And even if it's a big, I want 589 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,080 the wee packet. And see, now I'm even talking 590 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,920 about we Perses. You turn into we Perses. 591 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,160 Maybe we might sit here getting all juicy. 592 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,400 I love these Perses. Do you know why I eat Persies? 593 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,840 My musket, no juice. How do you eat Persies? 594 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,600 I'm not a fan. There's I said I'm not a fan. 595 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,680 I always look at them and think I don't like them and I have one 596 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,600 go fuck, they are nice. Should you know what the one 597 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,160 people go to do? You want I do right? 598 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,720 I think it's weird when people just like either eat at all, 599 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,920 like just put it in as is or bite bits off. 600 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:04,040 What I do is I grab the Persy, push in between the ears, down 601 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,880 the middle of the face, right? So I fold it and then fold it 602 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,240 again. So it's like a weak calzone, 603 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,600 Percy. And I like that and I love them. 604 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,640 I do you know what I think I. Get all like. 605 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,760 Do you ever see somebody eat a Malteser in two bites? 606 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,480 No, I didn't have. Weird. 607 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,640 I'm like stop that. Yeah. 608 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,240 You take the bag and you pour until you can't break and then 609 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,280 you just start trying. I remember. 610 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,080 Yeah, and obviously I can't beat Maltesers as you know, but for. 611 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,480 Real Maltesers. I can't have milk, Mickey, you 612 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480 know this. But even Maltesers like. 613 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,360 What do you think makes Maltesers fine? 614 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:47,160 People in Malta. I I've heard about people 615 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,920 getting a big bag of Maltesers or minstrels more than the 616 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,240 popcorn. It's divine. 617 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,120 That not like. Giant chocolate buttons and 618 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,280 popcorn. Oh, and I don't normally like 619 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,280 salt and popcorn, but if you throw a bit of chocolate into 620 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,320 it, that's a that's a good combination. 621 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,400 But do you not buy airport snacks and then like you have 622 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,640 them on the plane or? Like I'll maybe get a wee wee so 623 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:14,200 much we have a cheese, but I find because I because I do 624 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,920 drink on the planes to try and sleep, I honestly feel like I 625 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,880 bloat so much that I'm like I can't even put any food in here 626 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,720 and then spend a day and a half fart when I get off right. 627 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,760 You get gassy after a long flights. 628 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,120 No, I don't notice. Not that I notice. 629 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,920 I definitely get very, very, very gassy. 630 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,560 What house tour life? She's so tired. 631 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,760 I have got this. So I mean Porter Ferry tonight 632 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:44,160 from tomorrow, then I think it's Ballymena and somewhere else 633 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:49,240 next week, and then it's like Galway somewhere else and then 634 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,960 Finns, Galway, Cookson and Yuri. Is Alan Irwin doing all your 635 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,560 support? Yeah, apart from Galway because 636 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,200 it's part of the festival, so I'm just down. 637 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,840 And what's our like is a as a tour buddy phenomenal. 638 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,440 Yeah, he's so he's so good because it's like, because he's 639 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,840 been doing some quite a long time as well. 640 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,640 We we do a lot of driving of like, fuck, do you remember him? 641 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talking about guys that like 642 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,600 sort of yes. The exact same thing backstage 643 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,320 at libraries night last night. Someone mentioned a guy and I 644 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,400 was like, do you remember? Yeah, So that's, that's fun. 645 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,920 Yeah. It's he's good. 646 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,960 He's good. Crack on tour. 647 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,400 Does he bring like does he bring snacks or anything? 648 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,640 And I'm hungry. That's when I'm. 649 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,320 Talking snacks and water, boys. Yeah, water. 650 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,360 Maybe we cook or something, but I'll I'll make sure I'm like 651 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,480 I'll look after on the tour. So I'm like you said there. 652 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,760 If you want to go to shop, I'll go get it. 653 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,240 You'll do a shop. Run, I'll do a we shop run be 654 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,280 already after that's fucking. Because I'm taking Willy T up to 655 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,680 Derry tonight and I'm ferry in the wee bastard because he was 656 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,440 driving me when my car was getting fixed. 657 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,040 Right. He was picking me up a lot like 658 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,640 a wee and I would make him more like a wee. 659 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,160 We you said in the. Battle and white gloves sit in 660 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,360 the back. Umm, so I'm going to drive him 661 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,200 tonight class. I get his, get him his dinner 662 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,680 and everything. We have dinner. 663 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,240 Nando Dairy never too busy. Never too busy. 664 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,320 Staff are good right by the venue. 665 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,360 Yeah, where you are you form class. 666 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,720 I love it. It is a great venue, It's 667 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,440 brilliant. Yeah, and I take Carey. 668 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,040 They appreciate you coming up. Really don't dare, you know, 669 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,120 because you live there. They don't like to leave to go 670 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,080 to Belfast for stuff. I, they, they go, hey, give it, 671 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,120 give it to us. There's I, I actually drove 672 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,880 around there yesterday because I had a bit of time to kill. 673 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,000 So I was getting there in Wednesday night. 674 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,240 I was in the podcast yesterday. Normal. 675 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,280 So I just drove around Derry and I had a weird experience where I 676 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,720 was driving past places I used to live going. 677 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,720 Was it that one or that one? Like I'm like, fuck, I'm getting 678 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,440 old. Yeah. 679 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,840 Do I love you to call the people you know? 680 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,560 Yeah, I used to live. Do you mind if I take a wee walk 681 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,760 around? She and talks about. 682 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,720 What? What year was it you lived here? 683 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,640 19 Seventy, 2017. 2000 and I worked there. 684 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,560 Oh. It hasn't changed a bit, sorry. 685 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,840 Give me a minute. Bruce still covered my way. 686 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:54,440 Do you? Remember then we go to, we were 687 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,200 doing a gig and dairy one night and then you were like, we're 688 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,840 going to a house party and then they wouldn't let us in. 689 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,920 Do you remember this? And then we just slept in your 690 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,640 car or we're in. It was more of a gathering. 691 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,920 The amount of time I stepped my car in there he's fucking. 692 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,920 I remember going up for Halloween one night and then 693 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,960 losing my mates. I just being like fuck it. 694 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,080 Kept in the car, kept in the car. 695 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,480 I'll be Hyundai accident to see more grown men sleeping with 696 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,120 then I knew there was not. I knew there was not the more 697 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,040 than a. Beds. 698 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,400 Sleeping bag DFS. Yeah. 699 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,920 And after the tour, will you make any extravagant purchases? 700 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,960 I love when you finish a tour that that you get to go. 701 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,280 You have you're not doing the custom shoes as much. 702 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,200 No. That was a real problem. 703 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,520 For you, yeah, well, it's the slave labour that really upset. 704 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,600 It's when they arrive and you go, fuck, they're not that nice 705 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,760 and you go, I was a toddler, made that. 706 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,280 I can't really complain. So we'll just stick with 707 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,400 Converse. That's what I call my fans, by 708 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,680 the way. Toddlers. 709 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,480 Oh. Converse here. 710 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,640 That is good. It is. 711 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680 That's pretty good. Yeah, I should start to end that 712 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,040 should it do toddlers. So it's converse now. 713 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:09,040 Yeah, yeah, I have a lot of converse actually. 714 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,840 Yeah, yeah, you're always big converse. 715 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,560 Yeah, as always said that about you, it's. 716 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,160 Because I've got like skinny leg, I can't wear shoes like 717 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,480 that. What? 718 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,560 Would you describe these As for the audio listeners? 719 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,120 Just big, massive. Your feet are fucking huge. 720 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,920 Actually, the more you look at them, you're like, Jesus Christ, 721 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,280 big chunky. Trainers. 722 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,320 Big chunky, Yeah. Because because I'm already a 723 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,920 chunky boy of skinny legs. So like, I do like a high top, 724 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,560 Yeah, but I've also got 10 and two feet. 725 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,040 So when I wear high tops, people go. 726 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,520 You look like you're like a Penguin walk. 727 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,880 Yeah. Kind of thing going on, Yeah. 728 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaking of you watch, Dave told me to start watching the 729 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,520 Penguin. I haven't yet. 730 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,080 I also I haven't had a fucking minute this tour. 731 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,880 I. Haven't had a minute. 732 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,160 Really. But I haven't like, like I've, 733 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,760 I've, I'm down to watch that. I was trying to watch that Lord 734 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,880 of the Rings prequel thing. Yeah. 735 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,200 And I just can't get into it. Jordan, it looks like for me 736 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,040 it's too much. It's an awful lot. 737 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,960 It's too too many characters, yes, and they're all called 738 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,760 Flamble. Can I tell you what I'm 739 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,240 watching? The. 740 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,600 I'm watching one of the best TV shows I've seen in a long time. 741 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,280 At the minute the offer, it's on Amazon Prime. 742 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,280 Phenomenal, Mickey. Why on a basic Prime 743 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,800 subscription, we've got Miles Teller? 744 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,040 It's all good, it's on basic prime now, but I actually paid 745 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,120 for the paramount thing when it first came out. 746 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,239 It's. About the me, it's about how 747 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,639 they got the Godfather made. Yeah, and and the the events of 748 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:32,520 the Megan of the Godfather sort of twin with the Godfather you. 749 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,159 And I'm going to watch it. After godfather, the godfather I 750 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,520 was. I watched all three of them the 751 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,040 other week ago. I have no time when. 752 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,000 You watch the third. I don't let me watch a. 753 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,159 Trilogy. No, the trilogy of the longest 754 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,159 movies of all time. They keep it on Amazon. 755 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,520 There's still an intermission in the second one. 756 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,719 Now do you do a Brando? I do a great Brando can we see 757 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,960 it now? You have a degree, right? 758 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,520 So I don't want to like, I want to respect this. 759 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,360 And this is acting. So I'm trying to think what we 760 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,080 he's like, they come to my house. 761 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,800 The damn my daughter's wedding and you asked me to do murder. 762 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,280 I asked for justice. Well, that is not justice. 763 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,880 Your daughter's still alive. That's really, really good. 764 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,480 Like it's actually like, I want to like have a laugh, but that's 765 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,520 really good. I. 766 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,560 Can even do the job here. That's what I'm saying. 767 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,840 That's a Jim Carrey like sometimes when he changes his 768 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,320 face to do. Yeah, becomes a whole different 769 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,400 thing. You become Brandon. 770 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,920 Yeah, that's really good. I would love to be. 771 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,880 What I can do, I can do. Everyone can do. 772 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,520 Robert Deniro's face. Yeah. 773 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,040 And I can do the quote. Who are you talking to? 774 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,200 Was that meant for me? I'm sorry, I didn't hear what 775 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,160 you said. You were talking to someone. 776 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,400 Are you conversion with more? I'm a fucking Raging Bull. 777 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,480 Who did you say that to? That's very good. 778 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,000 Have you ever seen Alec Baldwin doing impressions of Al Pacino? 779 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 But he does all the versions of them. 780 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,560 No. So he does put like young Pacino 781 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,760 where he kind of sounds like he's. 782 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,880 Yeah. He's like, I'll put one in your 783 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:53,640 back. Yeah. 784 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,840 And then it like it becomes like Texan, then right up to like Hoo 785 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,920 ha, like Hoo ha, he got a great ass. 786 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,760 The guy who plays Pacino in the offer is phenomenal. 787 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,000 Phenomenal. Oh my God. 788 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,680 Yeah, the guy. I love the dude. 789 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,120 I always forget his name and he's one of those actors that 790 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,960 nobody can remember his name. He plays the Paramount boss, 791 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,920 yeah. A booby like he's always going 792 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,880 to run your nose and taking coke. 793 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,360 He is absolutely bold. He is phenomenal. 794 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,840 He's English, is he? Yeah. 795 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,760 He's brilliant. He's absolutely great. 796 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,880 I. Love that movie. 797 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,200 You know what it makes you want to do? 798 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,880 Make something. Yeah, it also makes me want to 799 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,240 just wear flowers. Yeah, and a flowery shirt and a 800 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:30,960 cowboy belt. You. 801 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,040 You could. I'm too much a belly. 802 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,320 If I could lose me a wee bit of. We had a dress like a vintage. 803 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,000 But it's like we're talking about Larry David and people 804 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,360 like that. Yeah. 805 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,320 You pick a look and you go, this is the way I dress, is the way I 806 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,560 look. People do you. 807 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,800 Used to. Do you think will you ever 808 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,080 change your look again as we get older? 809 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,280 Or do you think we dress like this forever to the mean? 810 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,840 Great question. I often thought that whenever, 811 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,600 like when baggy jeans were a thing like FUBU jeans. 812 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,280 You said you'll never. Like I'll be wearing these. 813 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,800 I'm 50 like. Yeah, well, here's the thing. 814 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,120 We're wearing jeans. People don't wear jeans as much 815 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:01,960 anymore at all. It's. 816 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,880 Because they don't make jeans as good as they used to. 817 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,400 You're right, I've always said. I'm I'm Brian, loyal to Levi's. 818 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,440 Levi's. I'm a Levi's guy. 819 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,480 I'm a hard, but I'm Levi's. I have one person but I want to 820 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,080 but. Part of me thinks, am I dressing 821 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,080 too young? I say that I'm wearing a jumper 822 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,000 from the famine at the minute as we run. 823 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,640 Hitler's haircut. Pardon what haircut I? 824 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,880 Didn't say anything. My fear. 825 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,760 You look like the famine fear. You look like if Hitler was 826 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,760 blended into The Dubliners. In Jublin's first city, 827 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,840 physicals are so pretty. Won't come out You black in 828 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:47,520 town. Wouldn't you want to fight me 829 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:54,760 like some man? I'll tell them out when I go 830 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,640 home. Won't Chris just hold me? 831 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,680 Yeah. No, no, that's that's it's like 832 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,440 how much? Cars don't tank them to come. 833 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,440 Do you know? What's the weird things happen 834 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,640 to me as as very strange every time I go over the border? 835 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,000 I'm not a political person, right? 836 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 I wouldn't consider myself a Catholic at all, and I wouldn't 837 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,120 even consider myself Irish. But there is something that 838 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,840 happens to me if I hear any kind of like boron starting, I'm 839 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,040 like, where are they? Oh, oh, an English bastard. 840 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,360 It's very odd. That the, So a lot of 841 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:41,520 traditional Irish music was very, a lot of loyalist guys 842 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,800 were very, very ended up. I've heard about that being 843 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,400 spoken before. And it's, it's it like you, you 844 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,040 would have had like, I remember there was like a documentary or 845 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,720 something and I saw it on YouTube and there was like AX 846 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,920 loyalist prisoner guy. And he's like, we loved that. 847 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,120 Like that's what we were listening. 848 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,800 They were listening to the doublers they were listening to 849 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,880 because they identified with the music. 850 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,920 Yeah. Like the rebellious. 851 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,720 Culture. I was meeting, like, a couple of 852 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,200 former British soldiers at a wedding one time. 853 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,360 So it was an Irish girl was marrying an English guy. 854 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,160 And they played a couple of, like, sitcom. 855 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,280 Yeah. But yeah, they played a couple 856 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,480 of, like, mad trad songs. And one of the guys had been 857 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,760 here during the dark days and he was. 858 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,920 I fuck you. Love this one. 859 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,560 Yeah. But the mute but I'd. 860 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:30,080 Love to see an orange band and I fucking like a fly band do a 861 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480 mash up. How fucking great would it be 862 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,200 like? Yeah, great boys. 863 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,640 Umm, but I think. Up the rabbit with the bouncy 864 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,960 bouncy. I think it's it's the 865 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,760 storytelling of it. Yeah. 866 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,600 Is it like Ryan Mcmullen's version of St to New York? 867 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,880 It's fucking beautiful. And here I'll say this to see 868 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,360 the sash. A banger. 869 00:39:54,240 --> 00:40:00,240 Fucking banger. It's almost beautiful. 870 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,120 You said that like a commercial radio DJ. 871 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:09,280 This one's a banger. Hear me now. 872 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,080 Shaggy comes in the middle of it. 873 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:21,680 It wasn't me, Shaggy. Doesn't speak with that voice, 874 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,040 do you know that? Really. 875 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,360 Shaggy just speaks like any American guy. 876 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,960 Sean DePaul speaks like that, though. 877 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Oh, why? He's full blown Tom Hanks the 878 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,920 song Shaggy. Was in the military and that 879 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,800 that that was him doing an impression of. 880 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,400 Somebody in the Mars drill? Sergeant did. 881 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:48,120 You try to talk to the Mars Bar. There was a drill Sergeant 882 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,440 taught like Shaggy. That's no. 883 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,640 That'll be a very, very interesting army. 884 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,720 That was just the way the drill Sergeant spoke, and Shaggy was 885 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,920 doing an impression to him. And then I think she's making 886 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,160 music. And then he just did like a 887 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,840 verse like that. They're like, make people laugh 888 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,120 or make himself laugh. And then people were like, that 889 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,440 sounds class most all over, all over. 890 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,200 Drop and give me tear. What am I doing? 891 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,240 That's something that Lord of the Rings I. 892 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,840 Was definitely a muppet that no one's heard. 893 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:20,760 Of Angel was such a great song. Angel was a great song. 894 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,080 And then you hear the old version and you go, I didn't 895 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,480 know that was a. Cover is it? 896 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,120 I didn't know it was. Angel in The Morning, Call me 897 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,520 Angel. You know it was a banger back in 898 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,960 the day. Remember Sean DePaul in Blue 899 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:38,520 Cantrell? Breathe, Let it breathe video 900 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,960 and then that's a sample of The Watcher by Doctor Dre. 901 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,200 So it is. Or yeah, Watcher, Yeah. 902 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,760 Watch. That wasn't a good album. 903 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,600 I don't think there's been no. I haven't listened to much since 904 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,600 that, but 2001. Right, you're walking into a 905 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,840 club and we're having a nostalgia night and I want 3 906 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,840 songs from back in the day that are going to make you feel a 907 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,480 certain way. I'll tell you this right now and 908 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,400 I've forgot about it. Take me back for a long time. 909 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,160 Anything that Timberland was on, So what? 910 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,720 About like the way I'm are. Yeah, we're like the Justin 911 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,960 Timberlake stuff. Nelly Furtado, do you remember? 912 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:19,360 He did Crimea river like. No, but I mean like, I want you 913 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,360 to walk into the club and just get that feeling of like, oh. 914 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,160 Be the sash. Fuck, I don't know. 915 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,720 Do you know what you want for me is a nice corners push to 916 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,640 feeling. Or some no tomorrow. 917 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:35,480 Never that one, yeah. That's a great song. 918 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,800 Bright idea. That was another one. 919 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,600 There something. Yeah. 920 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,480 Is my brother. I get them in the Go team. 921 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,640 Is it the Go team? Who? 922 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,320 OK Go? The ones that had the mod 923 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,240 videos. Yeah. 924 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,000 The songs were never as good as your videos. 925 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,080 And Mr Brightside, every time it's become, it's become a party 926 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,040 of itself now, yes. But every fucking time I hear 927 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,440 that when I'm out I'm like. Trying to think of another 928 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,800 Usher, yeah. Yeah. 929 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:02,560 Yeah, exactly. R Kelly don't like his music, 930 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,840 but his person. I believe I can fly. 931 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,640 You walk into the club, it's popping off. 932 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:14,880 I use the Robert. I love loads of songs. 933 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,800 I yeah, even some of the not even well known. 934 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,600 Even tell there was only that in the ignition. 935 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,160 The only two I can think of. I believe I can fly turn back 936 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,240 time. Don't know. 937 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,840 If I could turn. Cher. 938 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,440 Turn back the hands of time. Oh yeah, I bet you wish you 939 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,520 could know. Oh, why? 940 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,240 Yeah, but you? Wouldn't piss on you. 941 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,040 I think he's not much of A serious child. 942 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,560 He's not much of A serious pervert. 943 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,880 If you went back in time, he just enjoyed doing it all. 944 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,480 Yeah. Yeah, I wish. 945 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,240 I wish you could turn back the hands of times where you'd be 946 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:49,880 younger. I'll start. 947 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,640 Yeah, move your body like a snake or same girl with Usher. 948 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,720 Please tell me you know this song. 949 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,240 It's like such a fun song. It's our Kelly and Usher, right? 950 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,160 And it's a duet and there are Kelly's telling Usher, but this 951 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,440 girl he's met. And then I'm sure it's like, 952 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,400 hold on a second, we've been seeing the same girl. 953 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,920 Shit. It's such a fun song. 954 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,040 I. Haven't heard it but it's really 955 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,760 good. Nelly remember whatever he was 956 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,920 fucking. Yeah, Hot in here would always 957 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,640 go off. Yeah, my favourite Nelly song. 958 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,160 Country Grammar. Country grammar is fucking 959 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,560 sublime. And ride with me. 960 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,640 Yeah, ride with me. That's another one if it's in 961 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,360 the club. I'm fucking put it in. 962 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,440 Yeah, put it in. And then I read immediately 963 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,680 remix into rolling my limp biscuit and that's me taking the 964 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,960 top off. See anything about a different 965 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,960 clot? I think about Sky. 966 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,160 Did you ever go to Sky? I was in Belfast, R&B type club 967 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,720 Fossy. What was Sky Wednesday night? 968 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,480 Yeah, I think it was a. Where was Sky located? 969 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,240 Welling where the Wellington was from. 970 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,400 What is it? Rusty Saddle. 971 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,760 Is it all right? I was great. 972 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,160 It was great. I was always in rain, but I 973 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,240 don't remember anything music because it was that was just 974 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,640 where you went when you're already statement. 975 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,920 That for some reason reminds me of push the feeling on night 976 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,720 crawlers but. It also reminds me of the Lol 977 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:06,840 wrap party. Yes, we give a speech that 978 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,840 nobody asked for. Remember, No, you don't 979 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,520 remember. I started giving a speech and 980 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,560 then me and you just started and everyone was loving it. 981 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,120 Remember another party one time in Derry, we were during break, 982 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,040 stood up in the seat and tried to make a speech and everyone 983 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,120 was like. I think that's a party we got. 984 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,400 Yeah, I think that's why we got. Yeah, it's probably why I slept. 985 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,360 In the car, 10 minutes later, we're sleeping in the in the 986 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,720 car. I remember, yeah, I remember 987 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:32,920 that wrap party and you carry in me through the streets of 988 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,200 Cathedral Quarter. That was fun. 989 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,120 It was good grub at that. There was put on a bit of a 990 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,480 spread there. Was a bit of a spread where we 991 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,560 go to, what do you call it, Muriel's first time ever had a 992 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,440 Dark and Stormy. Remember, that was the first 993 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,320 time there was money for nice drinks. 994 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,520 She was on the trump got in trouble with no what that. 995 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,040 Knows Paul Daniels. Trump. 996 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,840 Paul Daniels. Oh my God, in half. 997 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:06,080 Do what I've been watching This is my wife Debbie McGee while. 998 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,720 He's standing in the Poland they made himself disappear. 999 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,600 Couldn't imagine himself back to life anyway, he's fully dead. 1000 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:20,160 The coffins in two bits. But he was small, so it's 1001 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,440 probably just like. Imagine being that fucking 1002 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,600 pulling mass cards. From normal people, no. 1003 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,440 There will be loads of magicians I imagine. 1004 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,280 I try I went for a poem it. Wasn't. 1005 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,680 Great. It wasn't great, was it? 1006 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,440 Was my fault I was talking over though? 1007 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,560 Yeah, yeah. No, but that's fine. 1008 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,520 But you, you were in the middle. But you did well, don't you? 1009 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,040 Beat yourself some minute. Yeah, there's some. 1010 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,320 There's legs. Something Yeah. 1011 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,920 Umm, I want to talk to you about lunch. 1012 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,360 Yes. Are you are you doing this 1013 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,280 today? Let's do lunch. 1014 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,160 Do. You want? 1015 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,040 I'm really in the mood for steak and eggs. 1016 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,400 I fancy I want to be eggs Benny, but I need to be eggs Benny 1017 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,000 anywhere. But that feels like a mob guy 1018 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,760 thing that you know, that's because I've been watching the 1019 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,840 offer steak and eggs in the morning sort of thing. 1020 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,320 You know what else you watching at the minute? 1021 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,520 Give us, give us another. Make your butter. 1022 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,760 Honestly, you know what, like when I get back from gigs, the 1023 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,720 minute I'm playing, I'm playing a game the PlayStation called 1024 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,840 There's Gone. Yeah, no time the minute though. 1025 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,840 Yeah, no, but it's like. Godfather Trilogy. 1026 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,080 But you don't get back at night. You're just like, I can't go to 1027 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,800 sleep it. Yeah, I'd be too wired up to go 1028 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,400 to sleep, right. And that's a zombie game with 1029 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,160 your your guy on a motorbike driver and kill zombies. 1030 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,760 It helps you sleep, but then you lie in bed like. 1031 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,640 Fuck I I have not been sleeping great recently. 1032 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,520 Which is I normally hit the pillow when I go to sleep. 1033 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,000 My wife goes listen to the audio book or something. 1034 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,360 Got Matthew Mcconaughey's one. I don't know whether it's 1035 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,840 brilliant or shit. But it's because he because he's 1036 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:47,960 reading it. Because he's reading that. 1037 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,280 It's great, but nothing in it could have happened the way he 1038 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,080 says it did. Yeah. 1039 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,880 No, I reckon I. Listen to it though. 1040 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,080 No, I've heard him talk about it. 1041 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,280 I've also heard about him and Woody Harrelson being. 1042 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,200 Brother, I think if Matthew McConaughey was reading me a 1043 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,120 book, I'd sleep all night, all night, all night. 1044 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:09,280 But but here's the thing. Yeah, but he's not captivating 1045 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,360 that you don't want to go to sleep. 1046 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,880 Yeah, because you want to hear the next thing he's going to 1047 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,120 say. I could. 1048 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,000 Read you the phone book and you'd be like fucking this class 1049 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,720 but. Every story in it about, and I'm 1050 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,440 only like an hour into it. I think it's 7 hours all thing. 1051 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,920 The great green lights. And that's what it's called. 1052 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:25,400 And every story couldn't possibly have happened the way 1053 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,240 he said it because it has a perfect, it's a perfect story 1054 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,120 with an amazing ending. And that's every story. 1055 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,560 And he's talking about his dad challenging his brothers. 1056 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,840 You know, if you want to be the man of the house and fighting 1057 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,680 each other with 2 by 4, you know, everything's a bit like 1058 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,560 it's all movie. But they are Texans, aren't 1059 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,720 they? Yeah, you know, but I don't, I, 1060 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,280 I don't know whether it's a waste of my time. 1061 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:47,840 I don't know. I don't know whether it's 1062 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,600 brilliant or terrible. I'll decide at the end. 1063 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,280 Sometimes I'll might go with movies. 1064 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,480 I go, a movie was brilliant, and then I think of it and go that 1065 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,800 was awful. Yeah. 1066 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,280 I think everything is brilliant at the time. 1067 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,800 Yeah, I've I've heard the flip side where I've thought movies 1068 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,760 are shit and then of I think maybe what happens is other 1069 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,360 people like it, I go, Oh no, you're right, I was wrong. 1070 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,360 Here, watch man. I watch the watch man. 1071 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,360 And I went. I was the biggest pile of shit 1072 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,960 and people go but see it as a dark comedy and I don't know 1073 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,000 what that means and I go. That's a bit fucking. 1074 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,640 It's like next Friday. It's dark comedy, Bad boys. 1075 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,080 We are. And I love watching and I but I 1076 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,680 was to see the first time I watched that, I was like, I 1077 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,000 fucking hit the. American cycle. 1078 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400 I was like, I don't know. And then I watched someone goes 1079 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,320 watch it again and I didn't. When it's one of the best, yeah. 1080 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,320 There are there are Disney times, some movies, just you're 1081 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,640 just not in the mood for it. Yeah. 1082 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,280 Do you watch it back and go? This is actually fucking 1083 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,320 sublime. Like like if one of your parents 1084 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,200 had died, you wouldn't want to put on like good burger. 1085 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,960 What? Like, I just mean there's 1086 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,840 certain moods. You wouldn't be certain films 1087 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,440 that wouldn't match the mood. Yeah, one of my parents I would 1088 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,960 immediately put on walk hard because that would cheer you up 1089 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,080 no matter what. Happens, right? 1090 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,600 But then do you want to be giggling? 1091 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,280 You just I think. Burger may be the most 1092 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,200 disrespectful movie to watch an hour after apparent days. 1093 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,400 An hour, I mean, it would take a day or two before it. 1094 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,320 There's a lot to do, I imagine, for an undertaker. 1095 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,440 Tell people. That. 1096 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,000 Was that I know sorry, when I was fucking started watching 1097 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,440 Fast Furious. That'll be a disrespectful. 1098 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,760 That will be disrespectful. We're family. 1099 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:36,040 I like the tuna here. You ever seen like your funeral 1100 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,120 and like ever hear a song and you go, this is like, this 1101 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,520 wasn't thought through. I know of a guy who went if you 1102 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,960 know one time and the the lowered the grave or the coffin 1103 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,920 into the. Grind. 1104 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,840 No, I was in the fucking it was a crematorium. 1105 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,320 So to do that like the the curtain goes across and the 1106 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:56,800 played the Hovis like the breads song which I can't remember. 1107 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,480 I don't know. It was from the advert. 1108 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,840 Yeah, it's a classical piece of music. 1109 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,080 Yeah, brass bands. No, it's probably one of the 1110 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,720 situations where they go, oh, this is a classical piece of 1111 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:09,440 music, but everybody there was like, it's funny that he's been 1112 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,200 lowered down into a toaster. Yeah. 1113 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,800 Yeah, I want the Brennan's Brit today. 1114 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,600 Today, just as you know, today's bread today, Mr Bread said to 1115 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,640 me. I want Fred. 1116 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,080 There's no bread I want. They say it's over, It's not all 1117 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,800 over. Yeah, I want Gillette. 1118 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,600 The best a man can get. He was the best mom. 1119 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:37,520 I went wow, bought a phone home. Maybe she's born with it. 1120 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,920 Maybe it's me believe. I'm loving it. 1121 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,080 Just all. Just a fucking yeah, Yeah. 1122 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,880 I don't want you. To do to do to. 1123 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,320 Work all day. All the drink driving ones. 1124 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,680 There was a time what was the what was the what was the 1125 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,320 fucking? Do you remember the really 1126 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,600 famous ad in The Troubles with a guy shoots at the bar? 1127 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:07,520 And the cat's in the bridle, in the silver spoon. 1128 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,920 Battle of the song too. For not, you talk about a story 1129 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,000 in a song. Oh my God, yeah. 1130 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,880 He doesn't want to turn out to be his dad and then all the 1131 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,880 sudden. That was a good three to four 1132 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,600 minute long Albert as well. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1133 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,120 That that the Caroin. There was a one to me and Katie, 1134 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,280 the pub quiz during COVID for the podcast. 1135 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,880 And one of the questions was what was the song over that 1136 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,840 advert? And then jokingly, he said 1137 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,440 Papa's got a brand new bag, right? 1138 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,520 And I fucking lost my mind because there's a better than it 1139 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,560 were. The sun picks up the same sort 1140 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,360 of sports bag. So then I it's probably 1141 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,440 disrespectful, but I cut Papa's got a brand new bag over the top 1142 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,720 of the ad, but I did it in time that whatever goes like. 1143 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,200 I was AI was a Wilder. Was. 1144 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,280 Because I think it probably worked and put some people off 1145 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,200 paramilitary for some people probably looked at it went. 1146 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,040 You get a free goal. That's cool. 1147 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,320 Yeah, you know, so probably the wrong effect. 1148 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,040 I think, yeah, anyone that couldn't grow a moustache was 1149 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,720 like, I wouldn't, wouldn't take me. 1150 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,200 Yeah, I have any moustache time down, Yeah. 1151 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,120 I don't know. I give up my moustache too 1152 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,880 early. I only give a three months. 1153 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:23,440 Three months? No, it's like 1 one month, so 1154 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,760 maybe I look back at it and they go some there. 1155 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,080 It didn't look bad, it just wasn't a full moustache. 1156 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,240 That's all I need, but do you think it ever would have got 1157 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,080 like I also? Think it doesn't. 1158 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,520 Do you? I think I mean this with the 1159 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,800 most like the the most. You told me that. 1160 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,120 If you're the fam, I was the famine if you're a minute ago. 1161 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,480 So what do you mean respectfully? 1162 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,400 You have beautiful skin. The reason I have a beard is 1163 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,440 because I have a lot of chins going on and some acne scars, 1164 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,440 right? You. 1165 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,920 Why would you cover that up? I also don't understand why you 1166 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,040 wear top or pants because I've seen you really like. 1167 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,360 I want you to know that if I look like you had be here in the 1168 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,960 fucking Burbuff, I only have shoes on because your feet are 1169 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,400 gorgeous too. No, All of this is hide, no. 1170 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,840 Right. The fate The fate your. 1171 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,520 Feet are great, you've nice fate. 1172 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,040 I have a horrible baby, my baby told Carl in Everyone's Baby. 1173 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,320 It gets cute though. They're just like. 1174 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:17,560 Mine Carl out like what's where we're going? 1175 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,480 Do you have your tours coming in? 1176 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,440 But when will this quite done? And like 2. 1177 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,520 Weeks towards 2020. Third, probably. 1178 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,120 Oh yeah, it'll be everything sold out. 1179 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,600 Hey for it'll be all for gas, you know there'll be a sign up 1180 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,560 making but office and gone fishing. 1181 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,360 Yeah, yeah, way on. Default. 1182 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,960 This is like in the movie where you go, I'm going to go to 1183 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,720 Hawaii, get get me a beach shack and everything and then they 1184 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,440 want. To like, yeah, I think, yeah, 1185 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,920 yeah, I think that could be it. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to 1186 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,320 go to Australia and set up a set up. 1187 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,080 Just my hand walking through a wheat field. 1188 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,440 And the cat's in the cradle in the. 1189 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,600 Today's bread today. Says hey. 1190 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:11,720 Lawrence got a pain of heart. A favourite, all the other 1191 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,560 fresh. Why don't you slow down? 1192 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,000 Post it. Just a meal once. 1193 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,520 That way, he's all alone. Nicole, Papa. 1194 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,120 I was the wee boy and not us. You were the wee boy in the 1195 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,680 butter of it. Sure, we were 24. 1196 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,200 Lucky but. Sure the V is cool no, but cool 1197 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,880 is not always your the VIF. Oh yeah. 1198 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:33,920 Henry Yeah, another couple ads to see a couple. 1199 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,520 Ads we get out of the. Road this is the end of the pub 1200 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,920 but we're doing like an actual we bet at the end yeah, so these 1201 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,840 don't count, but. Which? 1202 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,040 I love Doctor Pepper, what's the worst to get help? 1203 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,480 That was a fucking screamer. Or not, and I don't know right 1204 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,240 now, I might be getting things mixed up. 1205 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,440 It might be just it might be just the timing of the releases. 1206 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,320 But for some reason, Umbop by Hanson and Sunny Delight go hand 1207 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,720 and hand me. How does Sunny to let go? 1208 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,640 Had some say I don't know if it's if Umbop was in the ad or 1209 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,280 if I was drinking Sunny Delight the first time I saw Hanson. 1210 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,520 Well, can I tell you there's nothing more of a drink that 1211 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,560 would accompany a song and a big butt chug of a bottle of Sunny 1212 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,200 Day when you're listening? To him, it was also a very 1213 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,280 confusing time because I was like, I fancy those three girls 1214 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,440 and I don't know if this is Juice, yeah, or Diesel. 1215 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:19,320 Right there still sell something like? 1216 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,120 I think you sell by it and some was there a rumour that somebody 1217 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,360 turned orange from drinking that much of it and that's what they 1218 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,840 had to stop selling? It don't know. 1219 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:32,720 You just marry, a protest, 1984 jokes. 1220 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,360 Maggie, we're going to go for lunch and then we'll do do an 1221 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,800 episode Lazy boost. Yeah, sounds good. 1222 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,960 It's great to see you. Thanks for having me. 1223 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,960 Can I tell you some? That tops Lovely. 1224 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:41,600 Do you like it? It's. 1225 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,440 Really nice Amazon. It's Amazon essential, yeah, 1226 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,560 Which I shouldn't be worn because of the war in Israel, 1227 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,680 but. It's really nice. 1228 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,040 Thanks. Appreciate it. 1229 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,760 Love you man, love you more.